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Sasuke uchiha was laying down in the beds with his the love of his live. The man he had ben dating for like, a month. a whole month. wow. And they had not had sexes yet!! :OcThe cool ass ninja signed, resting his head on the guys shoulderd. this mad the other let out his iconic laugh. So dreamy. "Gawrsh, what's wrong Saucy-ke?" Goofy said sexily with his hot and sexy voice. Saucy ke was his nockname four him bcuz shit gets ultra sauxy whenever they make out and he liked it. Sasuke blush."Uh........m" Sasuke began, nurves and stutering amd blushering. His heart. It went doki-Doki. "Well, I was just thinking about something" he said with seriousness.Goofy could see right thru him. So he smirked and loned in. "ohhhh? Gorsh... what are you thinking about?" He said also sexily. and goofily. Sasuke gulped. Goofy chuckled. His eye were half lidded but not in that ugly ass family guy way. Fuck you seth macfarlane. "Are you thinkin' about sex?" and right then, and there, Sasuke got over his shyness and claimed on top his sexy sexy hot sexy boyfriend and ripped of his own shirt. "Yes"It was so hot that goofy popped a wild erect dicc. "Oh gawrsh yes. let's do it!" Goofy pushed him over and got on him insteady. His pants (does he even wear pants?) were magically off and know sasuke was naked and also had a bone. It was hot. He looked at him with THIRST."G-goofu......" he whispered, filed with lost. Goofy laughed his sweet iconic goofy laugh again and stroked his cheek with his gloved hand. He kiss him. And asked him tenderly...... "are ya redy...saucy-ke?" It was so damn hot if had sasuke noddling furiously and his hair went everywhere. Goofy turned around and bent over. "You know what to do..... rasengan me, Sasuke. rasengan me HARD in my ASH!!!!!" full of lust and desire, sasuke hopped up in a frog position and channeled the energy.. got in position, and..."R-RASENGAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!"the ball of energy bLASTED into goofys bootyhole giving him GREAT and hot feeling. it hurt, but it hurt so god."AHHHH-HYUCK!!!!!!!!!" He Mona. "K-KEEP GOIN SASSUKAY!! HORDER!" Sasuke did it again.And againAnd again!!!"GOOOOORSJ! HYUCKHUHYUCK!!!" The anthropomorphic cartoon dog turned around. "Now I'm gona be the pirate.... and I'm gonna get me BOOTY!" He said sexy, and then SLAMMED. Himself into sasukes hole. Sasuke screaming because it was AMAAAZING! "Unnff!!!" He exclammed. "ohh, ohhhhhh gooofy!!!!!!! Goofy!!!!!!!!"sasuke cam IN A MINUTED and goffy was still going, fast and hard when the fluid shot up perfectly into his mouths.it was good.so good.he want morejust then, something in goofy switched. his deepest, darkest desires emerged. it surfaced. it was there. he stoped and len down.... sasuke was confuse. "Uh. Goofy?" He asked in confusion. "What is wrong?""I just wanna try something else." Goofy said with a wink. He moved down, opened his mouth WIDE and took Sasukes legs into his mouth. Sasuke was TURNT. He giggled. "Hot." goofy traveled up and was now at his neck. Most of sasukes body was in his stomach and now he was feeling the stomach acids burn his flesh. "G-goofy! uh, this is enough! That's good now!"But it was too late. Too late for goofy. He let out a dark chuckle and swallowed his ENTIRE HEAD HOLE. Sasuke was thrashing around in his stomach. He saw the remnants of a table in there. What the fuck? oh right, Minnie and Mickey literally fucked in goofys stomach one time. So this means... goofy had always been Into vore?and now vore... was gonna to kill him. this is the end. The end for sasuke.He stopped moving, lying there and shamefully accepting his fate.he dead.Goofy had been sitting there the whole time satisfied, and fell asleep. When he had awoken he finally realized what he had done. He started to panic. Oh god, He's been in there for too long. In a hurry, goofy made himself throw up. What came out was sasukes already broken body. "Oh.. oh no.... saucy-ke!" He got DOWN and looked at him. "Oh.. oh gawrsh! I'm so sorry, I don't know what got into me I- gawrsh don't be dead!"But he was dead.Goofy started to cry.He killed the love of his life............ life had no meaning anymore. "I'm sorry... Sasuke....."Goofy got up and opened his drawer, taking out a gun he had in there. I'm tears and chocking on his sobs. His hand was shaking.He looked at Sasuke one last time feeling sick.. he smiled sadly at his lovers corpse, another single tear running down his cheek as he said his final words."I goofed up..."He pressed the gun to his head and pulled the trigger. The sound echoed throughout the room, blood and brain matter splattering onto the sheets and clean white walls.His body fell to the ground next to sasuke's. Now they were dead together.The rest of the night was silent....Dead silent. End.