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Actual List of 10 Issues/Hypothetical Questions Addressed by Jon and Stephen’s Pre-Exploratory-Committee Exploratory Committee
HQ#1 Framing Strategy: www.BrutalHonesty.comHQ#2 My Jokes, Let Me Show You ThemHQ#3 Center-Left on the Streets, Center-Left in the SheetsHQ#4 Announcing an Exploratory Committee Even Though No One Really Knows What They DoHQ#5 Fundraising: If You Donate to Our Campaign We Will Mail You John OliverHQ#6 The Late Show With Whoever CBS Hires After Firing Stephen ColbertHQ#7 Jon Stewart is Executive Producer of This Campaign. Please Don’t Use the Word Manager – He Hates ItHQ#8 Craigslist Ad: Men Seeking Woman Reckless Enough to be Stephen’s Running MateHQ#8.5 (Stephen remember to tell Will Arnett you were kidding when you promised him TWICE that you guys would run for president together)HQ#9 An Estimated Cost of Lifetime Therapy for Jon and Stephen’s FamiliesHQ#10 Cross Our Hearts and Hope to Die: Neither of Us Has Ever Made a Sex Tape or Banged an Intern. (We wanted to but no one said yes) fin.