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"Harry! What did you do?""Nothing, Ginny.""You did something! I felt the magic backwash out in my office! What in Merlin's name was that?""Nothing, Ginny.""Harry.""Nothing provable, Ginny.""Oh! You did it, didn't you? Because he asked! Muggles are going to notice! The Minister is going to be so upset!""And what can they do to me, my dear? If they haven't managed to kill me for being a Dark Lord just yet, I doubt they'll manage this time.""But-""That'll be all, Ginny.""But-""Ginny.""Yes, My Lord."
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Gah! Lan typed. Bears!Suddenly, a small stuffed polar bear appeared on her computer desk. "What?"Before she could investigate, her computer pinged. ChokolatteJedi|804 hugs Lan-werk it said. Lan was immediately enveloped in a ghostly hug.HippoMwr sends Lan-werk tea scrolled across the computer, and sure enough a moment later a pot of steaming tea appeared beside the bear.Ibble sends donuts was followed by a pink box which settled in behind the teapot.Great, now I want donuts. Chokolattejedi complained.Ibble sends ChokolatteJedi|804 donuts. Ibble sends everyone donuts. came the quick reply.Lan looked around. A second box had appeared on her desk. No one commented in chat.After a very long, silent moment, Finchcanhassnow's name popped up. O.oAs though Finch's reaction had been a trigger, ChokolatteJedi immediately added, Did anything strange just happen to anyone else?Having a fairly good idea of what had just happened to the others, though still completely confused as to why, Lan added, Strange like a box of donuts suddenly appearing?She was met with a flood of shocked confirmation.This was shortly followed by a spurt of commands, as everyone tested the new phenomenon. Among other things, a half a dozen snorkels soon littered the floor around Lan's desk.Finally, Ibble summed it up. Guys! We are in the FUTURE! And the internet is magic!We could fix the world! Morbane realized.We could fix our plot holes and writer's block! ChokolatteJedi added.Immediately, two delegations were formed: one to work on World Peace, and the second to start planning the second season of Firefly.
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Not far away, in his opulent Muggle mansion, one man just smirked as the chat screen continued to scroll rapidly.A second man stepped from the shadows, his long, worn, brown coat swirling around his boots. "Thank you, My Lord," he said with a bow.