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LEO MADE A GROUP WITH HAZEL, PIPERLeo: Piper who was thatPiper: his name's JasonPiper: he's nice, you don't need to worry. He's a good guyLeo: I don't like him.Leo: he's blond. He's athletic.Leo: DAMN IT WHY PIPERPiper: He's just my friendPiper: like youLeo: sure Jan.Leo: but still.Hazel: it's 2pm. Guys. Guys.Hazel: I have a lecture and my phone keeps pinging.Leo: turn it off then.Hazel: how do you do that again?Leo: the same way you turn it on?Piper: Leo what's the square root of 967 divided by 6 to the power of three?Leo: I'm not falling for that PiperLeo: I remember last timePiper: it's perfectly okay to cheat of your math-genius best friendHazel: STOP TALKING EVERYBODY'S LOOKING AT MELeo: THEN TURN OFF YOUR PHONEPiper: Leo, what class are you in?Leo: How passionate is your relationship with Jason?Piper: Leo.Leo: damn Piper.Leo: uh I have math.Leo: but I've done everythingLeo: I think I've driven Ms Athena up the wall she has nothing extra to give meHazel: lal!Leo: what does that stand for?Piper: no Hazel it's LOL. Not LAL.Piper: what does 'LAL' even stand for?Hazel: Laughing all loud?Piper: no.Leo: NOOOHazel: Well you two are mean.Hazel: I want to shut off my phone.Leo: go ahead.Hazel: uhHazel: Leo.Hazel: remind meHazel: how do you turn off your phonePiper: lal HazelHazel: Curse you PiperPiper: BLASPHEMY
Chat: [Jack(ass) (Perseus Jackson)], [Grace(ful) (Jason Grace)]Jack(ass): Jason who's that pretty girl you've been hanging around?Grace(ful): No, no, no.Grace(ful): I don't need you In my love life.Jack(ass): but the girls love me, I've had three girlfriendsGrace(ful): No, you've tried and failed to have three girlfriends.Jack(ass): there was that girl, Callie Ogygia.Grace(ful): her name's Calypso, Percy.Grace(ful): and eventually she realised that she hardly knew you.Grace(ful): both of you just lost interest, Percy, you broke up and only realised you have like three hours later.Grace(ful): AND YOU WERE DRUNK AT THE TIMEJack(ass): what about Rachel?Grace(ful): you mean the pretty and awesome sarcastic girl who dumped you because you weren't who she was looking for even though you thought you were smitten?Jack(ass): damn it JasonJack(ass): and option three was ReynaGrace(ful): she's too good for you Jackson.Jack(ass): ... True.Jack(ass): but seriouslyJack(ass): who's that girl?Grace(ful): she's called Piper, she's absolutely amazing, and I'll throw a brick at you if you approach her.Jack(ass): does Piper know you're cheating on her with Phoebe?Grace(ful): damnit Percy, that was one time. You DARED ME TO TAKE A SHOT AND KISS THE BRICK THEY WERE USING FOR A DOORSTOP.Jack(ass): you were drunk off your ass, dude.Grace(ful): I can't believe you made me get drunk, I hate alcohol, you know that.Grace(ful): but yeah, I kinda was.Jack(ass): I think Piper's pretty. Really pretty.Grace(ful): ha good luck tryna snag her.Grace(ful): she's the prettiest girl in trig, and the nicest, but she doesn't care much about datingGrace(ful): it was so extreme, I guess I just made the mistake of assuming.Grace(ful): I thought she was aro-ace or something.Grace(ful) but nah, and she likes blondes. Not blackheads.Jack(ass): offended, did you just compare me to a spot?Grace(ful): ... THAT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEARJack(ass): your birth was an accidentGrace(ful): jeez dude, I might have insulted you but it was an accident. That one really hurts.Jack(ass): sorry. My birth seems like an accident sometimes.Grace(ful): don't think of yourself like that broGrace(ful): ilyJack(ass): aww ily2
Chat: [Nico-Di-Angelcakes (Nicholas Di Angelo)], [Hazel-LeBest (Hazel Levesque)]Nico-Di-Angelcakes: don't tell me you got in trouble after the lecture.Hazel-LeBest: no, I'm okay.Nico-Di-Angelcakes: I just don't want you to get in trouble.Nico-Di-Angelcakes: especially from Valdez.Hazel-LeBest: it's not his fault, Nico. You know that.Nico-Di-Angelcakes: ... Yeah, you're right.Nico-Di-Angelo: but he's your good friend, right?Hazel-LeBest: are you gay?Nico-Di-Angelcakes: I'll take that as a yes.Nico-Di-Angelcakes: can you ask him something really important?Hazel-LeBest: what is it you want to know?Nico-Di-Angelcakes: ...Nico-Di-Angelcakes: HOW DO YOU CHANGE YOUR CHAT SCREENNAMES
Leo: [attachedimg:FestivalFestus.jpg]Hazel: aww! Is that your iguana?Piper: LeoPiper: is that an overlarge lizard in a Santa hatLeo: uh, yes?Piper: ...Piper: I adore you. Jack(ass): Piper's kinda cute weirdJack(ass): she was staring at her phone and muttering about a lizard in a Christmas hatJack(ass): but like it was the key to the future rather than weird asGrace(ful): wouldn't put it past her.
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Subject: lend me something wormCan u send me your trig homework? I'm in IT rn, I can only go on email. From: [[email protected]]
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Subject: RE: RE: lend me something worm... I hate clever people