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oikawuspoppinjimbo added hajimeme to the conversation oikawuspoppinjimbo named the conversation “you reposted in the wrong group chat” >oikawuspoppinjimbo: Iwa-chan >oikawuspoppinjimbo: hey Iwa-chan >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I’m gonna keep spamming you until you respond >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I >oikawuspoppinjimbo: W >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: C >oikawuspoppinjimbo: H >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >oikawuspoppinjimbo: A >hajimeme: it is THREE IN THE MORNING TOORU >oikawuspoppinjimbo: iT Is tHrEe iN tHe morNinG TooRU >hajimeme: bye >oikawuspoppinjimbo: NO WAIT IM SORRY IWACHAN >hajimeme: nope. I don’t care. I’m kicking your ass the next time I see you. >oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWACHAN PLEASEEE >hajimeme: good NIGHT shittykawa >oikawuspoppinjimbo: XC >homeboikutosgonnaget: hey. so...atlantis is lost right? like it’s not real? >kuroohshitwaddup: bruh. of course atlantis is real. and it’s not lost it’s in the bermuda triangle. duh. >oikawuspoppinjimbo: yeah bo atlantis isn’t actually lost. that’s just what the government WANTS you to think >kohzoommeh: oh here we go >oikawuspoppinjimbo: hush son! watch as your genius father spreads his vast knowledge. >kuroohshitwaddup: um?? >kuroohshitwaddup: IM kenma’s father??? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: says who? >kuroohshitwaddup: says Maury. so we can fIGHT >kohzoomeh: first of all...neither of you are my father >kohzoomeh: second of all, you’ve NEVER been on Maury Kuro >kohzoomeh: And third of all, if you guys were my parents I would have run away a LONG time ago >oikawuspoppinjimbo: KENMA >kuroohshitwaddup: KENMA KOZUME APOLOGIZE TO US RIGHT NOW THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO YOUR FATHERS >oikawuspoppinjimbo: WE RAISED YOU :'c >kuroohshitwaddup: apologize for making your father cry! >:( >kohzoomeh: weren’t you guys just fighting because- >kohzoomeh: nvm. this is going nowhere. I’m leaving. >kurooshitwaddup: reflect on your actions while you’re at it >kohzoomeh: fat chance >homeboikutosgonnagetit: so is atlantis lost or not?? is it real??? >homeboikutosgonnagetit: guys fr I need to know bc I just watched atlantis for the first time and I’m shook >homeboikutosgonnagetit: I mean they wouldn’t make a movie out of it if it wasn’t real right? >homeboikutosgonnagetit: RIGHT?! >oikawuspoppinjimbo: your mcm has been surviving off of lemonade and spaghetti noodles for four weeks now >oikawuspoppinjimbo: it’s me. I’m your mcm >kohzoomeh: sorry to break it to you but you’re nobody’s mcm. >homeboikutosgonnagetit: except for iwaizumi maybe >kuroohshitwaddup: except for iwaizumi maybe >kuroohshitwaddup: JINX >homeboikutosgonnagetit: JINX!!! >hajimeme: negative >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I hate every one of you >oikawuspoppinjimbo: you’re all dead to me. I mean it. oikawuspoppinjimbo changed the conversation to “is this the slytherin common room? bc there sure are a lot of SNAKES in here” >kohzoomeh: you’re not my father anymore. >kohzoomeh: I refuse to be a part of a household that SLANDERS the slytherin name >kuroohshitwaddup: whatever man. Gryffindor is where it’s at >kohzoomeh: shut up weeb >kuroohshitwaddup: um you’re also a weeb kenma >kohzoomeh: fuck off >kuroohshitwaddup: And that’s no way to talk to your father. apologize >kohzoomeh: make me >kuroohshitwaddup: ok. I’m gonna sneak into your room later and destroy ALL of your video games >kohzoomeh: you wouldn’t >kuroohshitwaddup: I would >kohzoomeh: kuro >kohzoomeh: KURO >kuroohshitwaddup: apologize >kohzoomeh: IM SORRY >kuroohshitwaddup: good. Now tell daddy you love him. >homeboikutosgonnagetit: this is gettin a little to weird for me >oikawuspoppinjimb: same... >hajimeme: I cant stand this group >homeboikutosgonnagetit: this guy from university decorated his cast with christmas lights and now I kinda wanna go break my leg so I can do the same. >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I’m gonna join a fraternity >kuroohshitwaddup: cool but why >oikawuspoppinjimbo: bc I’m TIRED of consuming only lemon juice and dry pasta >oikawuspoppinjimbo: which you would have known if you had payed attention to me when I told you this last week >oikawuspoppinjimbo: you guys suck btw. you’re always mean to me. >kuroohshitwaddup: oikawa you’re literally Satan wearing a normal person’s body >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ... >oikawuspoppinjimbo: true >kuroohshitwaddup: that’s what I thought >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ah~ I’m so excited for this fraternity thing! >oikawuspoppinjimbo: call me Britney from now on >kurroohshitwaddup: ??? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: my milkshake is gonna bring all the boys to the yard and I won’t have to lift a finger. I’ll be the local Britney Spears on campus >kuroohshitwaddup: you’re evil >oikawuspoppinjimbo: survival of the fittest oikawuspoppinjimbo changed the conversation to “it’s Britney bitch” >oikawuspoppinjimbo: guys I just saw moth man!!!>oikawuspoppinjimbo: gUYS >oikawuspoppinjimbo: guys I quit the fraternity>kuroohshitwaddup: wow big surprise >homeboikutosgonnagetit: really? It’s only been a day man >oikawuspoppinjimbo: shUT UP XC >kuroohshitwaddup: what happened you damn baby >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ... >kuroohshitwaddup: well? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: they made go through all this initiation crap! >:( >kuroohshitwaddup: well duh >kuroohshitwaddup: you cant just JOIN dipshit >homeboikutosgonnagetit: yeah we could have told you that >oikawuspoppinjimbo: WHY DIDNT YOU?! >homeboikutosgonnagetit: you didn’t ask >kuroohshitwaddup: you didn’t ask >kurooshitwaddup: JINX >homeboikutosgonnagetit: JINX >oikawuspoppinjimbo: that’s it >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I’m done >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I’m transferring to iwa-chan’s university to live with him and I’m never gonna speak to you guys ever again bc you’re MEAN >homeboikutosgonnagetit: ok >kuroohshitwaddup: see ya >kohzoomeh: iwaizumi is gonna send you right back anyways >homeboikutosgonnagetit: true >kuroohshitwaddup: yeah hajime would sooner stab himself in both eyes than let you crash at his place >oikawuspoppinjimbo: what are you guys saying?! He’s my BEST FRIEND >kohzoomeh: yeah and it’s bc he’s your best friend that he knows better than to live with you oikawa >kohzoomeh: actually it’s probably why he went to a university miles away from you >oikawuspoppinjimbo: OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT >oikawuspoppinjimbo: IM GONNA ASK HIM LATER AND PROVE YOU WRONG >kohzoomeh: knock yourself out >homeboikutosgonnagetit: damn kenma that was...>kohzoomeh: payback for the slytherin thing >kuroohshitwaddup: I think bo was looking for something along the lines of cruel but ok >kuroohshitwaddup: also wow...that’s petty as fuck kenma >kohzoomeh: you say that as if you haven’t known me for years >kuroohshitwaddup: well yeah of course I know what a little shit you really are but nobody ever believes me when I try to tell them that >kuroohshitwaddup: I guess tooru can vouch for me from now on >kohzoomeh: nobody ever believes anything he says unless it’s about volleyball so you have fun trying to prove that >kuroohshitwaddup: fuck >kohzoomeh: oh and bo? >homeboikutosgonnagetit: I WONT TELL ANYONE I SWEAR >kohzoomeh: good >kuroohshitwaddup: so evil smh >kuroohshitwaddup: But in all seriousness man...you should probably apologize. You know that’s a touchy subject for him. >kohzoomeh: shut up >kuroohshitwaddup: you feel guilty already don’t you? >kohzoomeh: no >kohzoomeh: yes >kohzoomeh: But if anything I did him a favor bc now he’s gonna confront iwaizumi and they’re finally gonna profess their love for each other. >kuroohshitwaddup: whatever helps you sleep at night >oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWA-CHAN >oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWA-CHAN PLS RESPOND ITS IMPORTANT >hajimeme: geez what >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ... >hajimeme: hey. what’s wrong? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: am I annoying? Like did you move to get away from me? >hajimeme: did I tell you that you were annoying? That I didn’t like you? That I was trying to get away from you? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: no... >hajimeme: then why would you think that dumbass >oikawuspoppinjimbo: idk >oikawuspoppinjimbo: anyway um thanks for clearing things up. talk to you later >hajimeme: hey! wait a damn minute shittykawa >hajimeme: I don’t hate you ok? And I don’t think you’re annoying >hajimeme: well...at least not all the time >oikawuspoppinjimbo: gee thanks >hajimeme: ANYWAY what I’m trying to say is I love you >oikawuspoppinjimbo: thanks iwa-chan I love you too >hajimeme: not as a friend dumbass >oikawuspoppinjimbo: what? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: OH >oikawuspoppinjimbo: REALLY?! >hajimeme: yes really >hajimeme: I’m not asking you to like me back or anything like that. I understand if this makes things awkward and you don’t want to talk to me anymore. >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ASDFGHJKL SHUT UP IDIOT I LOVE YOU NOT JUST AS A FRIEND TOO >hajimeme: oh >oikawuspoppinjimbo: come visit me?? And tell me in person??? >hajimeme: it’s a promise >oikawuspoppinjimbo: THANK YOU KENMA >kohzoomeh: you’re welcome >oikawuspoppinjimbo: also you have zero chill. you should probably see someone about that >kohzoomeh: I’ll keep that in mind >kohzoomeh: not >oikawuspoppinjimbo: guys >oikawuspoppinjimbo: guyyys >oikawuspoppinjimbo: can you all like, send me some food or something? >oikawuspoppinjimbo: or even better, send me some money >kuroohshitwaddup: oh? >kuroohshitwaddup: what’s this? >kuroohshitwaddup: if I recall correctly you said you were going to move away and never speak to us again >oikawuspoppinjimbo: mmm...really? Did I say that? I don’t think I did >homeboikutosgonnagetit: you did >oikawuspoppinjimbo: you know what >oikawuspoppinjimbo: I expected this kind of treachery from kuro but not you bokuto >homeboikutosgonnagetit: sorry >kuroohshitwaddup: dont apologize to the enemy bo >honeboikutosgonnagetit: sorry >kuroohshitwaddup: But in all seriousness man >kuroohshitwaddup: id send you some money if me and kenma weren’t so damn broke as well >kuroohshitwaddup: we cant even afford toilet paper. just last week I had to wipe with a SOCK >kohzoomeh: it was my sock >kuroohshitwaddup: I’m sorry >kohzoomeh: are you tho? >kuroohshitwaddup: not really. I did what I had to. kohzoomeh changed the conversation to “here lays the body of kuroo tetsurou bc he’s dead to me” >kuroohshitwaddup: drama queen >kohzoomeh: you’re sleeping in the hallway tonight >kuroohshitwaddup: NO WAIT SON >kuroohshitwaddup: DADDYS SORRY HE DIDNT MEAN IT >homeboikutosgonnagetit: aaand I’m leaving >oikawuspoppinjimbo: ditto >hajimeme: are you dumbasses ever gonna remove me from this group chat? >kohzoomeh: nope >homeboikutosgonnagetit: nuh uh >oikawuspoppinjimbo: never >kuroohshitwaddup: sorry man we’ll still be a pain in your ass even from a thousand miles away >hajimeme: fuck my life
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oikawuspoppinjimbo: how do I file a complaint about my professor? hajimeme: uh why??? oikawuspoppinjimbo: bc!!! He’s so mean!!! oikawuspoppinjimbo: I asked him a GENUINE QUESTION and he just oikawuspoppinjimbo: WALKED OUT hajimeme:define genuine oikawa... oikawuspoppinjimbo:...why does it matter hajimeme: just answer the question tooru oikawuspoppinjimbo: I oikawuspoppinjimbo: askedhimwhatstheoppositeofspace hajimeme: why are you like this oikawuspoppinjimbo: JUST TELL ME HOW TO FILE A COMPLAINT hajimeme: you might not have to hajimeme: that poor geezer probably quit oikawuspoppinjimbo: WHAT!? oikawuspoppinjimbo: DONT SAY THAT IWACHAN hajimeme: well look who’s feeling guilty oikawuspoppinjimbo: XC oikawuspoppinjimbo: guys I need help kuroohshitwaddup: no oikawuspoppinjimbo: PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSEEEE kuroohshitwaddup:...fine. What’s up? oikawuspoppinjimbo: how do I file a report if a professor is being... kuroohshitwaddup: you’re trying to find a better way to say ‘mean’ aren’t you? oikawuspoppinjimbo: NO!!!! kuroohshitwaddup: lmaoo is your professor being a big meanie oikawa? kohzoomeh: wow you’re an actual child oikawa kuroohshitwaddup: how are you still in college oikawuspoppinjimbo: STOP BULLYING ME!! IM BEING SERIOUS!!! kohzoomeh: oh look, he’s throwing a tantrum kuroohshitwaddup: how much you wanna bet he just stomped his foot? oikawuspoppinjimbo: I DID NOT!!!! kuroohshitwaddup: he totally did kohzoomeh: lmao oikawuspoppinjimbo: OMG I FUCKIN HATE YOU GUYS oikawuspoppinjimbo: please hajimeme: no oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWA-CHAN PLEASE!!! oikawuspoppinjimbo: HELP ME FILE A COMPLAINT OR AT LEAST DROP THIS CLASS hajimeme: just take the damn class tooru oikawuspoppinjimbo: BUT I DONT WANNA! THE PROF IS HORRIBLE!! XC hajimeme: oikawa I think you’re just annoying and the guy doesn’t like you hajimeme: I mean, come on, you constantly disrupt lecture w stupid questions oikawuspoppinjimbo: I dO nOt hajimeme: oh? Shall I provide examples? oikawuspoppinjimbo: go ahead but there ARENT ANY hajimeme: what about the time you asked him if he believed in aliens? oikawuspoppinjimbo: it was a harmless question! I was curious! hajimeme: or the time you rearranged everything on his desk so that it was upside down? oikawuspoppinjimbo: I oikawuspoppinjimbo: I was bored! He made me wait a really long time in his office!! hajimeme: OR the time you gave a long speech about how he was the best teacher you’ve ever had but then screamed SIKE! at the end?? oikawuspoppinjimbo: but it’s TRUE oikawuspoppinjimbo: HES SUPER BAD AT TEACHING oikawuspoppinjimbo: AND ALL HE HAS TO DO IS STAND UP AND SPEAK oikawuspoppinjimbo: HOW DO YOU MESS THAT UP hajimeme: oh and let’s not forget the time there was a class discussion and you ranted for 40 minutes why the ‘upside down’ from Stranger Things was real oikawuspoppinjimbo: and I still stand by that!!! hajimeme: you’re taking the class or else I’m not visiting in the spring AND I’m telling your mom oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWACHAN THATS LOW hajimeme: try me oikawuspoppinjimbo: MOM WOULDNT BELIEVE YOU ANYWAY hajimeme: wanna bet? You know she loves me oikawuspoppinjimbo: YOU SUCK hajimeme: what was that..? oikawuspoppinjimbo: UM oikawuspoppinjimbo: I SAID LETS FUCK hajimeme: sure oikawuspoppinjimbo: what oikawuspoppinjimbo: really????? hajimeme: yeah. Why not? oikawuspoppinjimbo: can you...do that thing w your tongue like you did last time? homeboikutosgonnagetit: UM homeboikutosgonnagetit: WRONG CHAT GUYS hamjimeme: fuck my fucking life kohzoomeh: lol rekt kuroohshitwaddup: MY EYES kuroohshitwaddup: MY PURE BEAUTIFUL EYES kohzoomeh: oh please kuroohshitwaddup: GASP kuroohshitwaddup: ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY IM NOT A HOLY CHILD OF GOD KENMA kohzoomeh: you literally have the biggest, filthiest daddy kink kuroohshitwaddup: WHAT?! hajimeme: not surprised kurooshitwaddup: BO!!! TELL THEM I DONT HAVE A DADDY KINK homeboikutosgonnagetit: nah bro... homeboikutosgonnagetit: you do kuroohshitwaddup: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS homeboikutosgonnagetit: sorry kuroo kohzoomeh: he asks me to call him daddy in PUBLIC kuroohshitwaddup: HOW COULD YOU EXPOSE ME LIKE THIS KENMA kohzoomeh: shouldn’t have eaten the last of my shrimp flavored ramen kuroohshitwaddup: YOURE STILL MAD ABOUT THAT!!? kohzoomeh: and you’ll still be sleeping on the floor kuroohshitwaddup: KENMA homeboikutosgonnagetit: um...I think we broke hajime and tooru kohzoomeh: oh shit I forgot kohzoomeh: you guys still alive? homeboikutosgonnagetit: kuroo’s not kohzoomeh: lmaooooooo kohzoomeh: good one bo homeboikutosgonnagetit: thanks. I tr hajimeme: oi hajimeme: shittykawa hajimeme: my tongue isn’t getting anywhere near your ass unless you take that class oikawuspoppinjimbo: IWACHAN XC
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>homeboikutosgonnagetit: GUYS HELP
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: NO SRSLY GUYS ITS AN EMERGENCY IM BEGGING YOU
>kuroohshitwaddup: bo??? what’s up? are you ok???
>kohzoomeh: is everything alright?
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: THERES A BEAN STUCK IN MY EAR AND NOW I CANT HEAR NOTHING IS OK
>kohzoomeh: what in the actual fuck bokuto
>kuroohshitwaddup: I’m afraid to even ask but...how exactly did you get a bean stuck in your ear bro?
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: OK SO LIKE AKAASHI HAS BEEN SUPER BUSY W MIDTERMS AND HE FINALLY HAD SOME FREE TIME YESTERDAY SO HE SPENT THE NIGHT
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: HE WAS MAKING SEKIHAN FOR LUNCH AND I DECIDED TO PUT TWO OF THE BEANS IN MY EAR FOR YA KNOW SCIENCE
>kohzoomeh: for science
>kuroohshitwaddup: why am I not surprised
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: YEAH FOR SCIENCE AND ONE CAME OUT BUT THE OTHER IS STUCK
>kohzoomeh: have you tried to get it out with idk tweezers or something?
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: YES!!! MY DORMMATE FROM ACROSS THE HALL HAS A KIT SINCE HES IN THE VET PROGRAM BUT HE COULDNT GET IT OUT EITHER
>kuroohshitwaddup: what about kaashi??? has he tried anything?
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: UM
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: I HAVENT TOLD HIM???
>kuroohshitwaddup: BO
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: WHAT
>kuroohshitwaddup: you need to tell him idiot!!!
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: I CANT XC
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: HES ALREADY STRESSED ENOUGH AS IT IS
>kohzoomeh: alright you guys need to calm down
>kohzoomeh: bo how are you feeling? are you in pain??
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: no I feel ok but
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: everything sounds muffled in one ear
>kuroohshitwaddup: you need to go see an ENT buddy
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: can one of you guys come with me? pls??
>kuroohshitwaddup: we cant. we’ve got midterms too. sorry bro.
>kohzoomeh: kaashi I need to ask you something
>akaashi: sure thing. what is it?
>kohzoomeh: do you think you can spare some time to take bo to see an ENT tomorrow?
>akaashi: an ENT? what’s wrong?? is he ok???
>kohzoomeh: yeah he’s fine. he just...got a fucking bean stuck in his ear.
>akaashi: good god
>akaashi: that damn idiot
>akaashi: how long has he had this bean stuck in his ear?
>kohzoomeh: since you spent the night apparently
>akaashi: and he didn’t say anything to me?!
>kohzoomeh: yup
>akaashi: ...
>akaashi: ok. I’ll take him tomorrow. thanks for keeping me informed kenma
>kohzoomeh: no prob
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: WHICH ONE OF YOU TRAITORS TOLD AKAASHI ABOUT THE BEAN IN MY EAR
>akaashi: bo
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: yeah..?
>akaashi: next time something like this happens please just tell me
>akaashi: thank god it was nothing serious
>akaashi: but that doesn’t mean it didn’t worry me to have to hear it from kenma and not you
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: I just didn’t wanna stress you out. I know you’ve had your hands full with midterms
>akaashi: I know you didn’t
>akaashi: you thoughtful idiot
>akaashi: but seriously. never do shit like that again
>homeboikutosgonnagetit: sorry. I love you
>akaashi: it’s ok. I love you too kotaro