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Frick You Im Gay and

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Iida Tenya has added Midoriya Izuku,  Uraraka Ochaco, Todoroki Shouto, and 15+ others

Kaminari Denki: Dabs

Sero Hanta:
wtf Denki

Midoriya Izuku:
What is this, Iida?

Iida Tenya:
This is a Class Chat! I thought it would be useful for Homework help, Arranging Class Activities, and so on!

Yaoyorozu Momo:
That's a wonderful idea, Iida!

Iida Tenya:
Thank you, Yaoyorozu!

Yaoyorozu Momo:
You're definitely welcome!

Kaminari Denki:
get a room

Yaoyorozu Momo:
I'm gay, though?

Ashido Mina:
that's a mood

Yaoyorozu Momo

has changed her name to

Yaomomo

Kaminari Denki:
you can change your name????

Ashido Mina:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Kaminari Denki

has changed their name to

Danki

Sero Hanta

has changed their name to

Serhoe

Ashido Mina

has changed their name to

Ashihoe

Ashihoe:
Danki give urself a hoe name!!!!

Danki:
shit u rite

Danki

has changed their name to

Kamihoe

Serhoe:
oof eijirou and katsuki are out

Iida Tenya:
This is not proper use of the group chat!!!

Kamihoe

has changed

Kirishima Eijirou

’s name to

Eijihoe

Ashihoe

has changed

Bakugou Katsuki

's name to

Bakuhoe

Midoriya Izuku:
I don't think they care ;;

Uraraka Ochaco:
o we can change our names????

Asui Tsuyu

has changed their name to

lesbian

Uraraka Ochaco:
:oooo you stole my name!!!

lesbian:
first come first serve

Uraraka Ochaco:
>:c

lesbian:
I gotta solution

lesbian

has changed their name to

frogbian

Uraraka Ochaco:
:ooo!!

Uraraka Ochaco

has changed their name to

Gravibian

frogbian:
nice

Mineta Minoru

has changed their name to

big dick

big dick:
i bet i can change your minds ladies~

big dick:
maybe even a threesome?

Gravibian:
no ew wtf dude

Bakuhoe

has banned

big dick

from the chat

Bakuhoe:
fuck off you're distracting shitty hair

Yaomomo:
Thank you Bakugou!

Iida Tenya:
I would like to thank you but do not curse

Ashihoe:
I like that he didn't even question the name

Gravibian:
he's probably used to all your bs

Kamihoe:
oof

Serhoe:
just because it's true doesn't mean you have to say it

Iida Tenya

has changed the chat name to

Class 1-A

Jirou Kyouka:
What's this???

Yaomomo:
Jirou! Hi! Iida made a chat for the class!!!

Jirou Kyouka

has changed their name to

Boom Bitch

Boom Bitch:
ooh nice

Ojirou Mashirao

has changed their name to

Kangaroo Jack

Kangaroo Jack:
@Hagakure Tooru

Hagakure Tooru:
Owo what's this

Hagakure Tooru has changed their name to The Invisible Man

The Invisible Man

has changed

Kangaroo Jack

’s name to

Jerboa

Jerboa:
jsisbtkk w HA
T

The Invisible Man:
look it up

Ashihoe:
HOLY SHIT I LOVE JERBOAS!!!

Kamihoe:
Sean pics

Serhoe:
Sean?

The Invisible Man:
Sean

Ashihoe:
Sean

Jerboa:
Sean

Boom Bitch:
Sean

Gravibian:
Sean

frogbian:
Sean

Yaomomo:
Sean

Midoriya Izuku:
Sean

Todoroki Shouto

has changed their name to

Hot n Cold

Midoriya Izuku:
Todoroki! :D

Hot n Cold:
Sean

Kamihoe:
I hate you all
 
Iida Tenya:

Yaomomo:
Thank you for the amazing contribution, Iida!

The Invisible Man:
hey I was the one who suggested Jerboas in the first place!!

Yaomomo:
Thank you, Hagakure!!

Serhoe:
we all seek out our mom’s thanks

Yaomomo:
I'm not a mom?!?

Ashihoe:
yeah you are

Kamihoe:
and Iida’s our dad

Iida Tenya:
How?

Serhoe:
no hetero tho

Yaomomo:
Is this because we are the class representatives?

Ashihoe:
more like y'all are hella responsible and Good™

Iida Tenya:
I do see your point! We do seem to be the most responsible!

Yaomomo:
I guess so!

Boom Bitch:
you two are too good, too pure

Yaomomo:
Thank you, Jirou!

Boom Bitch:
I got mom's thanks and now my life is complete

Ashihoe:
i bet you can do more than that!!

Yaomomo:
What?

Boom Bitch:
I suddenly cannot read

The Invisible Man:
lesbians,,, amirite??

frogbian:
you're a lesbian

Gravibian:
^

The Invisible Man:
excuse you I'm poly & pan

Ashihoe:
oof

Eijihoe:
I'm finally free!!!

Iida Tenya:
Welcome, Kirishima!

Eijihoe:
Hi Iida!

Kamihoe:
Eijirou!!

Serhoe:
Yay!!

Eijihoe:
lol wuts up w/ my name?

Ashihoe:
we have matching names!

Eijihoe:
nice!!!

Eijihoe:
even Katsuki??

Kamihoe:
why would we leave him out?

Eijihoe:
shit u rite

The Invisible Man:
Owo @the hoes what's with the first names??

Serhoe:
we're all in love and you can't get between us

Ashihoe:
^

Kamihoe:
^

Eijihoe:
^

Jerboa:
i can't tell if they're joking

The Invisible Man:
i have some experience with them,

The Invisible Man:
they're always joking and not joking at the same time

Yaomomo:
Schrodinger's Joke

Serhoe:
you don't have to call us out like this

Ashihoe:
and wtf does that mean??

Iida Tenya:
Well, In 1925, Erwin Schrodinger, in attempt to explain the Copenhagen Interpretation of Quantum Physics, he proposed an experiment where a cat is placed in a box with a sealed vial of poison that would break open at a random time. Since no one knows when, or if, the poison has been released, until the box has been opened, the cat can be thought of as both alive and dead.

Kamihoe:
still don't get it but thanks!

Boom Bitch:
oof you two are too smart

Boom Bitch:
we'll never get to your level

Yaomomo:
Don't put yourself down like that!! You're amazing no matter how high or low your intelligence!

Iida Tenya:
I agree with Yaoyorozu! Intelligence isn't the only good quality you can have! You can be funny, strong, nice, etc!

Eijihoe:
our parents are so Pure and Inspiring ™

Kamihoe has changed Iida Tenya’s name to Iidad

Serhoe

has changed

Yaomomo

’s name to

Yaomom

Iidad:
???

Yaomom:
???

Ashihoe:
Good and Supportive Parents™

Serhoe:
we can't forget about Bakumom tho

Kamihoe:
of course!!

Boom Bitch:
Bakumom????

Jerboa:
Bakumom??

The Invisible Man:
Bakumom?

Ashihoe:
only the bakusquad's bakumom!!

Bakuhoe:
what the actual fuck

Eijihoe:
Katsuki!!!

Kamihoe:
Bakumom!!

Bakuhoe:
@my children you're fucking grounded

Serhoe:
ADJDIJABKL

Ashihoe:
WHY???

Bakuhoe:
because I fucken said so

Eijihoe:
even me??

Bakuhoe:
yes

Eijihoe:
:-(

Bakuhoe:
no

Eijihoe:
:D

The Invisible Man:
#whipped

Bakuhoe:
fuck off

Boom Bitch:
i like how Bakugou just accepts his fate

Bakuhoe:
FUCK OFF

Boom Bitch:
oof damn

Eijihoe:
oof calm down Katsuki

Bakuhoe:
fuck you

Eijihoe:
I love you too <3!!!!

Boom Bitch:
lol gay

Eijihoe:
Frick You I'm Gay and Y'all Are Too

Ashihoe:
that's a mood

Kamihoe

has changed the chat name to

Frick You I'm Gay and Y'all Are Too

Serhoe:
it-it’s beautiful,,,

Kamihoe:
thanks :,)

Kamihoe:
it's my proudest  contribution

Eijihoe:
but I was the one who said it you dingus

Kamihoe:
:,(

Ashihoe:
oh rip

Iidad:
It is 9:00 currently and I recommend you go to sleep now and have a good night's rest!

Serhoe:
so pure,,,

Kamihoe:
too good

Ashihoe:
such an amazing dad

Yaomom:
Get some sleep you sillies!

Eijihoe:
KSGSINS

Ashihoe:
I LOVE OUR PARENTS

Kamihoe:
me too,,,

Serhoe:
all three of them

Boom Bitch:
I don't know whether I should be jealous that you guys have 3 (three) parents or glad that one of them isn't Bakugou

Serhoe:
um,,, both?

Kamihoe:
fuck you katsuki's a great mom!!!

Eijihoe:
he's great at everything honestly

Eijihoe:
just name something and he's probably a master

Boom Bitch:
idfk uhhh croquet?

Ashihoe:
@Bakuhoe

Bakuhoe:
the fuck do you want?

Ashihoe:
scroll up

Bakuhoe:
I haven't played but you fuckers can bet your sorry asses I will fuckin win

Serhoe:
so I guess we're planning a bakusquad croquet trip

Kamihoe:
I'm down for croquet

Eijihoe:
same

Ashihoe:
I'll play croquet any time of day

Ashihoe:
hey that rhymes

Serhoe:
croquet right now???

Eijihoe:
if someone has a set I'm down to play right now

Jerboa:
I have some croquet shit

Eijihoe:
thanks!!! you're great!!!

Jerboa:
yeah just swing by my room I put the stuff outside

Kamihoe:
i'll get it i'm closest!

Ashihoe:
meet you all in the common room in 5?

Serhoe:
yeah we'll be there!!

Iidad:
I'd like to remind you all that it's past 9pm!!!

Midoriya Izuku:
just,,, let them go

Boom Bitch:
now that those chucklefucks are gone

Boom Bitch:
who hasn't spoken yet

Tokoyami Fumikage

has changed their name to

Classemo

Classemo:
I haven't

Shouji Mezo

has changed their name to

Octohuman

Octohuman:
neither have I

Satou Rikidou

has changed their name to

sugar daddy

sugar daddy:
oof that's a lot of texts

Kouda Kouji

has changed their name to

uvu

uvu:  
のへの

Iidad:
Aoyama?

Aoyama Yuuga

has changed their name to

hon hon hon~

hon hon hon~:
yes?

Yaomom:
I guess that's everyone!

Iidad:
Thank you all for joining this chat! I hope you all have a wonderful time!

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Kamihoe:
just realized midoriya is the only one without a new username

Ashihoe:
:oooo

Serhoe:
we should change it!!!

Hot n Cold:
NO!!

Ashihoe:
:oo the cryptid speaks

Kamihoe:
why not???

Hot n Cold:
he's too good for this

Serhoe:
shit,,,,, u rite

Hot n Cold

has changed

Midoriya Izuku

’s name to

Goodest Boi

Ashihoe:
SGDLHGI;

Kamihoe:
todoroki,,,

Serhoe:
but you just said he's too good???

Hot n Cold:
too good for you lol

Kamihoe:
oof

Ashihoe:
a confession??

Goodest Boi:
i’m confused?

Serhoe:
so good

Goodest Boi:
????

Kamihoe:
too pure

Eijihoe:
hi guys!!!

Ashihoe:
Eijirou!!!

Goodest Boi:
hi Kirishima!!

Eijihoe:
hey dude!! You changed your name??

Goodest Boi:
actually todoroki changed it! :D

Eijihoe:
good choice dude perfect 10/10 name would let you choose my name

Kamihoe:
but you like the name i gave you right???

Eijihoe:
well,,,

Kamihoe:
D:

Eijihoe:
i'm joking it's great bro!!!!

Kamihoe:
:D

Bakuhoe:
no it fucking sucks

Ashihoe:
D’:

Serhoe:
why must you hate on our matching names,,,

Bakuhoe:
bc they're fucking dumb

Eijihoe:
Katsuki!!! ):<

Bakuhoe:
i'm not gonna change my mind

Boom Bitch:
how was croquet??

The Invisible Man:
^

Ashihoe:
it was lots of fun!!

Serhoe:
even though we were destroyed

Kamihoe:
it was mostly just eiji vs katsuki

Eijihoe:
you guys weren't THAT far behind, were you?

Serhoe:
we were so far behind that you guys forgot we were playing

Kamihoe:
it ended up with two separate games

Ashihoe:
I won!!!

Eijihoe:
nice!!!

Jerboa:
glad y'all had fun

Eijihoe:
yeah!! And thanks for letting us borrow the croquet stuff

Jerboa:
np dude

The Invisible Man:
we needed a good reason to get y'all to leave

Ashihoe:
D,:

The Invisible Man:
jk jk we love you

Ashihoe:
<3

Gravibian:
lol gay

Ashihoe:
hell yeah!!!

Goodest Boi:
hi Ocha!!!

Gravibian:
bestie!!!!

Iidad:
Good Morning everyone!!

Goodest Boi:
morning tenya!!!

Gravibian:
hey iidad!!!

Boom Bitch:
too… bright...

Iidad:
Class starts in an hour so everyone should be getting up and getting ready now!!!

Ashihoe:
wow that kinda makes me wanna get up

Kamihoe:
5 more minutes,,,,

Serhoe:
iidad, our resident Inspirational Alarm Clock™

Eijihoe:
jsjslggi

Ashihoe:
you okay there?

Eijihoe:
i'm fine,, just,,

Eijihoe:
why does sero get all the best lines???

Serhoe:
wut?

Eijihoe:
wut?

Kamihoe:
|¬ ヘ¬ |

Iidad:
You guys aren't being productive!

Ashihoe:
ldhsno;;; sorry Iidad!!!

Later, After School

Kamihoe:
oh my gooood!!! Guys!!!

Boom Bitch:
what?

Kamihoe:

https://youtu.be/dgha9S39Y6M

Boom Bitch:
ooh, a shitpost

Classemo:
what do you expect from Kaminari?

Boom Bitch:
you have a point there

Ashihoe:
thank you for this

Serhoe:
you're the one who showed us this kid

Ashihoe:
thank me for this

frogbian:
a mood

Hot n Cold:
oh I listen to this kid all the time

Kamihoe:

toDO R O

K I

Ashihoe:
quit typing like a cryptid

Goodest Boi:
oh! Todoroki showed me this!! He was laughing through the whole thing so I couldn't hear the lyrics!

Serhoe:
wHAT

Ashihoe:
me, holding back tears: gay

Hot n Cold:
you don't have to call me out like this

Goodest Boi:
sorry!! It was just very cute!!!

Kamihoe:
and it keeps getting gayer

Eijihoe:
top 10 anime soundtracks

Yaomom:
Wow! This kid is very creative!

Boom Bitch:
wow I love you so much

Yaomom:
What???

Kamihoe:
wut

Ashihoe:
wut

Serhoe:
wut

Eijihoe:
lol y'all wutted at the same time

Kamihoe:
hah I was first

Boom Bitch:
I'll meet you in the common room

Yaomom:
Okay

Ashihoe:
ooo first class couple??

Kamihoe:
aww I wanna date someone ): ):

Serhoe:
Me too <\3

Ashihoe:
me three ;-;

Bakuhoe:
if you're so fucking thirsty fucking date each other dumbasses

Ashihoe:
:ooo

Kamihoe:
you guys wanna?

Serhoe:
I'm down

Ashihoe:
I guess we're dating too

Eijihoe:
I'm happy for you guys!!!

Kamihoe:
thanks dude!

Serhoe:
I wish the actual getting together was more dramatic

Kamihoe:
I would have had a boom box playing MineCraft Awesome parodys

Ashihoe:
mine diamonds?

Kamihoe:
even better

Kamihoe:

https://youtu.be/O4ZspU847gc

Ashihoe:
:OOO

Serhoe:
it is better

The Invisible Man:
I Mine diamonds not coal?

Jerboas:
@Classemo sounds like something you listen to

Classemo:
…

Classemo:
well, not the parody

Octohuman:
a true emo

Classemo:
shut up

sugar daddy:
i can't believe i watched that video in it's entirely…

sugar daddy:
and then find this:

https://youtu.be/9fhzbaETUG0

and watch that

Ashihoe:
ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS WITH THEIR DIAMOND SWORDS

Ashihoe:
BETTER SPRINT BETTER JUMP

Ashihoe:
YOU WON'T ESCAPE

Kamihoe:
i'm surprised and not surprised that you know this

Yaomom:
Schrodinger's Surprise

Ashihoe:
ooo how’d it go??

Boom Bitch:
i have a gf B)

Yaomom:
<3

Serhoe:
nice job guys!!

Eijihoe:
very happy for y'all!!!!

Yaomom:
I just scrolled up and saw that Ashido, Kaminari, and Sero are dating!!! Very happy for you guys!!!

Boom Bitch:
that's 3/5 of the Bakusquad

Kamihoe:
3/5?? Take away /5 and you get 3, how many sides are in a triangle? That's right, three. Illuminati confirmed.

Serhoe:
are you saying that the Bakusquad is the Illuminati?

Ashihoe:
we must keep our mouths shut, Hanta!!

Eijihoe:
I can’t believe you’re trying to out us!!!

Bakuhoe:
you're kicked out of the bakucult

Boom Bitch:
I Can't Believe Bakugou Is The Leader Of A Cult

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Frick You I’m Gay and Y’all Are Too

Gravibian:
oh hey I just realized

Gravibian

has changed their name to

Gravbian

Gravbian:
this fits better

frogbian:
nice

Gravbian:
thanks <3

Ashihoe:
lol gay

Gravbian:
hella

Eijihoe:
umm guys?

Ashihoe:
yeah?

Eijihoe:
I was out getting shaved ice w/ Katsuki yesterday

Kamihoe:
gay

Eijihoe:
yeah

Serhoe:
lol nice continue

Eijihoe:
yeah,, well,, I found a cat and kept her

The Invisible Man:
owo I heard cat??

Eijihoe:
yeah!!!

Yaomomo:
Oh! Did you name it?

Eijihoe:
not yet! But when I do it'll be perfect!

Eijihoe:
anyone know cats??

Jerboa:
no, but I know who does!!

The Invisible Man:
you mean???

Jerboa:
hell yeah

Jerboa

has added

Shinsou Hitoshi

to

Frick You I'm Gay And Y'all Are Too

Shinsou Hitoshi:
what?

The Invisible Man:
this is our (me and ojirou’s) boyfriend!! He knows cats!!

Shinsou Hitoshi:
owo cat?

Jerboa:

has changed

Shinsou Hitoshi

's name to

owo cat?

owo cat?:
I deserved that

Ashihoe:
hello bewbie!!

Kamihoe:
bewbie????

Serhoe:
bewbie

Boom Bitch:
bewbie

Gravbian:
bewbie

Hot n Cold:
bewbie

frogbian:
bewbie

sugar daddy:
bewbie

Classemo:
bewbie

Octohuman:
bewbie

Eijihoe:
bewbie

hon hon hon~:
bewbie

The Invisible Man:
bewbie

Jerboa:
bewbie

owo cat?:
bewbie

Bakuhoe:
bewbie

Ashihoe:
I make one (1) mistake and everyone, including the Class Cryptids, Shinsou, and

katsuki,

shames me

Yaomom:
No shaming from Iida or I!

Iidad:
^^^

Ashihoe:
we can always count on the class parents to be great and pure!!

owo cat?:
so was I added for no reason??

Jerboa:
no, we just have cat and need help

owo cat?:
yes?? I can help

Eijihoe:
can you just come over?? I need lots of help

owo cat?:
Omw

Eijihoe:
thanks so much!!!

Later

Eijihoe:
okay so after a few hours of coaxing the cat, a girl, is now very cuddly

Eijihoe:
she is a manx and I love her

Yaomom:
That's cute! Did you name her yet?

Eijihoe:
yeah I think I'll name her Katsuki

Bakuhoe:
wait what the fuck?

Eijihoe:
it's perfect!!

Bakuhoe:
why?

Eijihoe:
because she was very hissy and scratchy at first but after a little love she's v cuddly and v great

Eijihoe:
and she's the softest thing ever!!

Bakuhoe:
still don't get why you fucking named her after me??

Eijihoe:
she went mean -> good

Bakuhoe:
??

Kamihoe:
let's call Katsuki Katsuki the human now

Bakuhoe:
fuck no that's one of the worst ideas you've had

Kamihoe:
but not the worst??

Bakuhoe:
no the worst was mayonnaise skateboard

Boom Bitch:
what???

Serhoe:
yes!!

Ashihoe:
holy shit I remember that!!

The Invisible Man:
wait what's mayonnaise skateboard???

Bakuhoe:
“skateboard,,, but mayonnaise!!!!”

Gravbian:
oh my god

Eijihoe:
that was true art

frogbian:
I have to ask, what was going through your mind kaminari?

Kamihoe:
I wanted mayo and skateboard at 3am

Hot n Cold:
relatable

Kamihoe:
anyway!!!

Kamihoe:
cat???

Eijihoe:
I have pictures!!!

Yaomom:
I would love to see pictures of her!!

Ashihoe:
y e s

Eijihoe:
okay!!!

Eijihoe: [There are three pictures,  one is a regular looking picture of Catsuki doing a regular cat pose, the other is Catsuki trying to hide in a bag, and the last is Catsuki looking like a prideful little shit]

Ashihoe:
aaaa! She's so cute!!

owo cat?:
She looks so smug in the 3rd pic

Yaomom:
She is very adorable!!!

Goodest Boi:
wow I love cats so much!!

Hot n Cold:
^^^

Ashihoe:
cats are,,, so good

uvu:
=^.^= !!!!

Eijihoe:
I've had Katsuki for three (3) hours and if anything happens to her I would kill everyone in the chat and myself

Ashihoe:
let me,,, pet her?

owo cat?:
probably don't want anyone as loud as you near her right now

Yaomom:
Is there any way I can help?

Eijihoe:
spoil her

Yaomom:
On my way!

Iidad:
As much as I enjoy cats, aren't there rules against having a cat in the dorms?

owo cat?:
As long as no one here is allergic to cats I think I can pull some strings

Kamihoe:
as long as I don't rub my eyes after pets I'm fine!!

Ashihoe:
I don't think anyone else is allergic??

owo cat?:
Just texted Aizawa and he said if y'all clean up after the cat it's fine

Serhoe:
Aizawa said y'all??

owo cat?:
No I did

Kamihoe:
you're hired

owo cat?:
For what

Ashihoe:
us

Iidad:
I believe they want you to replace Mineta in our class

Bakuhoe:
don't even mention that stupid diaper baby

Boom Bitch:
I can't believe I agree with Bakugou on something

The Invisible Man:
rt if you agree

Jerboa:
rt

owo cat?:
rt

Yaomom:
rt

sugar daddy:
rt

Classemo:
rt

uvu:
rt

Octohuman:
rt

Gravbian:
rt

frogbian:
rt

Bakuhoe:
okay fuck you guys

Ashihoe:
we didn't rt Katsuki!!!!

Kamihoe:
rt if you agree

Serhoe:
no

Kamihoe:
)-:

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Frick You I'm Gay And Y'all Are Too
 
Kamihoe:
I have a real hankering for good Western movies
 
Serhoe:
why do you talk like that
 
Kamihoe:
the meme
 
Ashihoe:
you're not a meme you're a mess
 
Kamihoe:
shit,,, u rite
 
Kamihoe:
but I still feel like watching Western movies
 
Bakuhoe:
then fucking do it
 
Eijihoe:
don't you have LOTR and the Hobbit???
 
Bakuhoe:
he probably wants to watch the fucking Bee movie or some shit
 
Kamihoe:
the Hobbit sounds cool!!
 
Bakuhoe:
it's subbed so you better know how to fucking read
 
Yaomom:
Bakugou owns The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit?
 
Eijihoe:
extended editions!!
 
Yaomom:
Wow! Is it okay if I watch with you guys?
 
Boom Bitch:
if she's watching I'm watching!!
 
Eijihoe:
the more the merrier!!
 
Gravbian:
cool! I'll watch too!
 
frogbian:
me too
 
Iidad:
I'll be there.
 
Eijihoe:
cool! Katsuki the human and I are setting it up in the common room!!
 
Kamihoe:
:D
 
Bakuhoe:
don't call me that
 
Kamihoe:
D:
 
Serhoe:
me and Mina are coming right now to help
 
Goodest Boi:
oh I would come but Todoroki and I are out right now!!
 
Ashihoe:
date?
 
Goodest Boi:
maybe?
 
Kamihoe:
oooo
 
Eijihoe:
Katsuki says that he's not going to play the movie if deku’s coming and that Denki has to help set up or he's not watching
 
Kamihoe:
oof omw
 
Goodest Boi:
I just asked and it is!!!
 
Ashihoe:
a date???
 
Goodest Boi:
yeah!!!
 
Gravbian:
nice!!!
 
Eijihoe:
we're done setting up!! Anyone who wants to watch the movie should be here in less than 10 minutes or Katsuki is going to start without you!
 
Yaomom:
I'm sure we're all on our way!
 
Boom Bitch:
are there snacks?
 
Bakuhoe:
of course there are fucking snacks
 
Eijihoe:
but you're free to bring more!
 
Yaomom:
On it!
 
Gravbian:
ooh this will be so fun!!
 
frogbian:
agreed!

During the movies

Ashihoe:
I would die for both Bilbo and Thorin
 
Serhoe:
Bilbo x Mina x Thorin
 
Gravbian:
you're texting now??
 
Ashihoe:
sorry!!! I'm really talkative when watching movies!! I have to get all of my thoughts out!!!
 
frogbian:
and Bakugou yelled at you
 
Ashihoe:
yeah!!
 
Goodest Boi:
pfft nice
 
Kamihoe:
I would kill for Bombur
 
Serhoe:
Denki x Bombur
 
Ashihoe:
14k slowburn Hurt/Comfort
 
Kamihoe:
what would it be called
 
Bakuhoe:
knockoff Pikachu love
 
Eijihoe:
oh my god
 
Yaomom:
Please stop texting and watch the movie
 
Boom Bitch:
yeah
 
Ashihoe:
I'm watching the movie!!!
 
Bakuhoe:
you're not fucking acting like it
 
Serhoe:
oof let's watch the movie

Later, the third Hobbit Movie

Goodest Boi:
you guys are still watching??
 
Ashihoe:
yeah these movies are so long!
 
Kamihoe:
shh Katsuki is gonna yell at you again
 
Goodest Boi:
I'll just hang out with Todoroki upstairs
 
Goodest Boi:
I doubt Kacchan wants me around
 
Ashihoe:
okay see you later midoriya!
 
Goodest Boi:
good luck with the movies, ashido!

It's very late now, The Hobbit movies just ended

Kamihoe:
wow I loved the movies!!!!
 
Ashihoe:
one of my boyfriends died
 
Kamihoe:
it didn't help that Hanta oofed everytime someone died
 
Serhoe:
don't shame me you're the one with a genuine crush on Bombur
 
Kamihoe:
IT WAS A JOKE!!!!
 
Ashihoe:
Denki x Bombur is my new otp
 
Kamihoe:

hnnn

Eijihoe:
guys we haven't even watched LOTR
 
Serhoe:
how long are those movies?
 
Eijihoe:
longer than the Hobbit
 
Kamihoe:
All nighter!!!
 
Iidad:
I would implore you to get ready for bed and get to your rooms, as it's getting late!
 
Ashihoe:
come on Iidad!!! It's Saturday!!
 
Serhoe:
yeah we don't have school tomorrow!!
 
Yaomom:
That is true but you guys should still brush your teeth and put on your pajamas
 
Kamihoe:
and then we can keep watching??
 
Yaomom:
Sure, but clean up after yourselves
 
Iidad:
I am only agreeing to those terms if Yaoyorozu is watching with you, as I'm going to bed
 
Gravbian:
yeah me too I'm pretty sleepy
 
frogbian:
I guess I'll call it a night too
 
Yaomom:
I'll watch them, get some sleep Iida!
 
Iidad:
Good luck, Yaoyorozu!
 
Yaomom:
thanks I'll need it.
 
  Everyone got up and filed into the bathrooms sleepily. That is, everyone except the Bakusquad, they were very jumpy and giggly. Momo was glad that she only had to keep watch of Ashido. Hopefully Bakugou is feeling helpful and watches his kids.

Most of the girls were sleepy, except Ashido, who was as bouncy as ever. As Momo was looking around, she noticed something, “Where's Hagakure?”

Ashido spit out everything in her mouth before answering, “I think she's out with Shinsou and Ojirou.”

Well that's a good answer as any. Momo sighed and started brushing her teeth, getting ready for the long night ahead.

Yaomom:
is everyone ready?
 
Ashihoe:
yeah I'm all snug in my cat onesie
 
Eijihoe:
you look exactly like Katsuki <3
 
Bakuhoe:
what how
 
Eijihoe:
the cat
 
Bakuhoe:
Catsuki you idiot
 
Eijihoe:
wow how did I not think of that
 
Bakuhoe:
because you're an idiot
 
Eijihoe:
shit you right
 
Gravbian:
I'm going to bed now, night guys!!
 
Ashihoe:
night Ocha!
 
Gravbian:
I'm going to mute this chat so I don't wake up in the middle of the night
 
Kamihoe:
good idea
 
Eijihoe:
you guys better start listening to Katsuki or he'll probably actually kill you
 
Ashihoe:
shit what did he say
 
Bakuhoe:
I told you dipshits to shut the fuck up the movie’s starting

The movie’s still playing, but everyone's asleep. Well, everyone but Tooru. She looked around at everyone. It takes everything she has not to squeal at the beautiful sight. On the long couch, the Bakusquad was sleeping on each other, with Catsuki sleeping comfortably on Bakugou. On the loveseat, Jirou was sleeping quietly on Yaomomo’s lap. Tooru took two pictures and tiptoed up the stairs, the only thing she could hear in the night is Kaminari’s snores.

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Goodest Boi:
so how were the movies
 
The Invisible Man:
I wasn't watching but I think these pictures show it perfectly
 
The Invisible Man: [The two pictures she sent are the two pictures she took in the last chapter, Sleeping Momojirou and Bakusquad+Catsuki]
 
Goodest Boi:
aw looks like they all had a great time!
 
owo cat?:
When did you take these pictures?
 
The Invisible Man:
you know when I left to go to the bathroom?
 
owo cat?:
yeah
 
owo cat?:
Oh
 
Jerboa:
why didn't you show us earlier??
 
The Invisible Man:
I thought it would be nice to show everyone at the same time!
 
Gravbian:
they're still asleep
 
The Invisible Man:
pics or it didn't happen
 
Gravbian: [The Bakusquad is still sleeping, Catsuki is sleeping on Bakugou, and Bakugou is sleeping on Kirishima, who's sleeping on Kaminari, who's on Ashido, then Sero]
 
owo cat?:
lol gay
 
owo cat?:
and relatable
 
frogbian: [a selfie that has Uraraka posing with the sleeping couple]
 
Jerboa:
hey asui one question
 
frogbian:
yeah?
 
Jerboa:
why is your girlfriend so adorable
 
Gravbian:
SJDKDHL
 
Gravbian:
what??
 
frogbian:
idk I think she was born that way
 
Jerboa:
understandable
 
Gravbian:
????
 
Goodest Boi:
Ocha,,,, my bestie,,,, my bro,,, you're fricken cute as frick
 
Gravbian:
no you're cuter!!!!
 
Goodest Boi:
Me?? No one can come close to your level of adorable!
 
Gravbian:
haha guess again!! your cute freckly lil face is better than mine!!
 
Iidad:
Before this gets out of control I must say that both of you are equally cute and adorable!!!
 
Goodest Boi:
Aww thank you!!
 
Gravbian:
awww you're the best, Iidad!
 
Yaomom:
Iida is lucky to have you two as best friends!
 
Goodest Boi:
I think I'll die from all these compliments
 
Gravbian:
hey you're awake!!
 
Yaomom:
Most likely because you're eating chips so close to my ears.
 
Yaomom:
Apparently you're also stacking them on me.
 
Gravbian:
c:
 
frogbian:
oh my god Yaomomo just cursed some chips
 
owo cat?:
h uh
 
frogbian:
Jirou woke up and saw the chips on Yaomomo's head and tried to eat one
 
frogbian:
so Yaomomo smacks Jirou's hand and says “no those are cursed chips!!”
 
Jerboa:
pfft oh my god that's beautiful
 
uvu:
ʢのヘのʡ
 
Gravbian:
oh hey kouda!!
 
uvu:
ᕕ(のヘの)ᕗ
 
Gravbian:
no don't leave </3
 
uvu:
ヽ(のヘの)ノ
 
Gravbian:
don't torture me like this!!
 
uvu:
^ω^
 
Classemo:
he gets enjoyment from this kind of stuff
 
frogbian:
don't trust kouda
 
uvu:
θΛθ
 
Octohuman:
that statement is truer than you may believe
 
sugar daddy:
let them live in blissful ignorance
 
uvu:
ΞεΞ
 
Boom Bitch:
these emotes are getting weirder by the second
 
Octohuman:
he downloaded a Greek keyboard on his phone and he uses it way too much
 
uvu:
οωο
 
frogbian:
today has been a kouda call out
 
Classemo:
good
 
uvu:
!!!! さよなら(^^)/~~~
 
Boom Bitch:
wow all the class cryptids are active today
 
sugar daddy:
I guess
 
Octohuman:
I noticed that aoyama never responds to this chat
 
Boom Bitch:
yeah you're right what are you up to @hon hon hon~
 
hon hon hon~:
it's a secret ;)
 
Classemo:
okay that's weird
 
Boom Bitch:
Aoyama is weird
 
Classemo:
you have a point
 
Serhoe:
I just woke up and I'm at the bottom of a long line of sleeping friends
 
Hot n Cold:
haha I woke up with

Izuku

next to me
 
uvu:
ΘΩΘ
 
Hot n Cold:
no not like that
 
Serhoe:
thanks for one upping me but that's not helping
 
frogbian:

well I woke up next to Ochako

Serhoe:
like I said,

the one upping is not helping

Gravbian:
I can wake them up for you c:
 
Serhoe:
I don't trust that face
 
Serhoe:
but I trust the face staring at me from across the room

do it

Ochako jumped up in joy. She was going to make a

lot

of noise. The girl scrambled to the kitchen and rummaged through the cabinets to find her Weapons Of Ultimate Destruction™.

Ochako smiled wickedly and ran back into the common area. She could see the look of regret on Sero’s face as she banged the two pans together.
 
Serhoe:
I REGRET EVERYTHING
 
Goodest Boi:
what'd she do??
 
Boom Bitch:
I'm dyi n G
 
Gravbian:
I used my secret weapon c:
 
Goodest Boi:
you used the pans, didn't you?
 
Gravbian:
yep!! and now Kirishima has to restrain Bakugou from actually murdering me this is great!!!
 
Iidad:
I don't believe that banging two pans together is a reasonable reason for killing someone!!
 
Ashihoe:
what's happening
 
Serhoe:
a mess
 
Ashihoe:
so the usual
 
Serhoe:
yeah
 
Kamihoe:
well at least Katsuki is restrained properly
 
Ashihoe:
lovingly, in ei’s arms
 
Serhoe:
still surprised they're not dating yet
 
frogbian:
wait I thought they were??
 
Ashihoe:
no, it's kinda annoying actually
 
Eijihoe:
sO wHAt WEre yOuR faVoRItE PartS oF hte MOviEs???
 
frogbian:
dodging the subject I see
 
frogbian:
I only watched the Hobbit but my favorite part was when the dwarves were singing “That's What Bilbo Baggins Hates”
 
Gravbian:
oh mine too!!!
 
Yaomom:
My favorite part was when Gandalf was wondering what exactly Bilbo meant by “Good Morning”
 
Iidad:
I agree! That was a very comical scene!
 
Boom Bitch:
my favorite part was when the goblin king fell on all the dwarves
 
Eijihoe:
mine was the part when Gandalf was trying to negotiate with Beorn, but all the dwarves kept coming out of the house
 
Ashihoe:
my favorite part was when alfred got launched straight into a trolls mouth so both him and the troll died
 
Kamihoe:
pfft
 
Serhoe:
of course it was
 
Ashihoe:
okay,, then what were

your

favorite parts???
 
Kamihoe:
any part with smaug in it
 
Ashihoe:
you dragon furry
 
Serhoe:
mY faVOritE PaRt wAs wHen TAuRIeL kiSsEd tHE bODy
 
Ashihoe:
god I hated tauriel
 
Goodest Boi:
probably because she wasn't in the books
 
Ashihoe:
then why was she there???
 
Goodest Boi:
I don't know… maybe for a love story aspect?
 
Kamihoe:
that's dumb
 
Serhoe:
yeah
 
Eijihoe:
what was everyone's favorite parts in LOTR?
 
Yaomom:
When Gandalf found Sam in the bushes and he asked what Sam overheard and he explained everything they talked about.
 
Boom Bitch:
pfft mine was when Merry and Pippin were in the forest drinking the water that made them grow
 
Serhoe:
“They have pints???”
 
Kamihoe:
^^^
 
Ashihoe:
^^^
 
Eijihoe:
when the ents totally

destroyed

isengard
 
Ashihoe:
oh that was fun!!
 
Eijihoe:
what about you katsu?
 
Bakuhoe:
what?
 
Eijihoe:
what was your favorite part of the Hobbit??
 
Bakuhoe:
…
 
Bakuhoe:
when bifur lost his axe and bombur returned it
 
Bakuhoe:
and bifur said “you know where you can stick this”
 
Kamihoe:
y e s
 
Eijihoe:
and LOTR??
 
Bakuhoe:
“He was twitching”
 
Bakuhoe:
“HE WAS TWITCHING BECAUSE HE HAS MY AXE EMBEDDED IN HIS NERVOUS SYSTEM”
 
Eijihoe:
holy shit I love that part
 
Kamihoe:
who knew Katsuki was a huge nerd
 
Bakuhoe:
shut up sparky
 
Ashihoe:
you knew
 
Bakuhoe:
shut up Mina
 
The Invisible Man:
hey he used someone's name
 
Bakuhoe:
fuck off
 
Eijihoe:
okay that's enough
 
Serhoe:
pfft
 
Jerboa:
??
 
Serhoe:
eijirou just took the phone right out of katsuki's hand
 
owo cat?:
Nice
 
Kamihoe:
did no one notice midoriya cussing earlier???
 
Goodest Boi:
; )
 
Kamihoe:
O:<

Days Later

Ashihoe:
Guys!!!!!
 
Ashihoe:
Something great just happened!!!!
 
Boom Bitch:
what is it??
 
Ashihoe:
gotta blast but I'll say later!!!
 
The Invisible Man:
dammit ashido

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Ashihoe: okay!!!! Ashihoe: I'm back!! Boom Bitch: good fucking S P I L L Ashihoe: I W I L L!!! Ashihoe: anyway Ashihoe: so y'all know that the Bakusquad ™ was out for New Year's Eve?? The Invisible Man: yuh Ashihoe: yeah! Ashihoe: we had no specific plans so we decided to go to the park Boom Bitch: ooooh! The park! Yaomom: That's a very romantic place! Ashihoe: I  K N O W!!! Ashihoe: anyway since it's New year's there was a fireworks show Ashihoe: so me, Denki, and Hanta were like,,,, Ashihoe: that's romantic!!! Let's go there!!! Kamihoe: oh are you talking about the thing??? Ashihoe: y e s!!! Now shut up Denki!!! Kamihoe: : ( Ashihoe: anyway,, we were like,, 20 mins early so we just decided to sit around n stuff Serhoe: Katsuki got us corndogs Kamihoe: ^^^ Ashihoe: they were very good!! Ashihoe: and when he got back, I kept noticing Katsuki was glancing at his watch!! Ashihoe: I asked him about and he just fucking grumbles Ashihoe: “It's fucking nothing” Serhoe: you know,,,, the usual Gravbian: lmao yeah Ashihoe: yeah, so I left it alone Ashihoe: but as it gets closer to midnight, I notice he's getting more restless Ashihoe: I can tell everyone has noticed how quiet but restless he's gotten from the frequency of glances at his watch Ashihoe: then the count down started Kamihoe: the good part!!! Ashihoe: the whole squad was counting down very loudly! Serhoe: so loud people were kinda glaring Ashihoe: yeah Ashihoe: so we're counting,,, Ashihoe: 10 Ashihoe: 9 Ashihoe: 8 Ashihoe: 7 Ashihoe: 6 Ashihoe: 5 The Invisible Man: We get it move on!! Ashihoe: 4 Ashihoe: frick you Ashihoe: 3 Ashihoe: 2 Ashihoe: 1 Ashihoe: As we yelled “Happy New Year!!!” Katsuki grabs Eijirou and dips him and gives him a BIG smooch right on the lips!!!!! The Invisible Man: Oh The Invisible Man: My The Invisible Man: God!!!!! Yaomom: I can't believe Bakugou is such a romantic! Boom Bitch: ^^^^ Ashihoe: it was beautiful,,, Kamihoe: we cried Serhoe: everyone was crying happy tears Ashihoe: it was great!!! Ashihoe: oh I can't forget the perfectly placed heart firework as Eijirou kissed back! The Invisible Man: that's beautiful I'm crying Goodest Boi: This is Bakugou Katsuki you're talking about, right??? Kamihoe: lmao I know right?? Hot n Cold: damn I wish I thought of that frogbian: what did you do? Hot n Cold: I ate ice cream and watched the office Ashihoe: AGKDJD Gravbian: that's such a mood The Invisible Man: why don't you talk more, todo, everything you say is g o l d Goodest Boi: he talks all of the time??? Gravbian: oh Deku,,, you sweet precious boi Goodest Boi: ??? Hot n Cold: also we're typing not talking The Invisible Man: >:( Ashihoe: hah rekt The Invisible Man: I came here to have fun and honestly I feel so attacked right now owo cat?: I've noticed that the Bakusquad uses “frick” a lot Kamihoe: hahaha frick you Serhoe: frick off you butt Ashihoe: YOU ARE ALL SUCH FRICKING MEANIE BUTTS Eijihoe: wow Mina that's kinda fricking mean Ashihoe: shut the frick up Ei Kamihoe: you kinda sound like Katsuki now Bakuhoe: frick off Boom Bitch: the bakucult thinks alike Bakuhoe: shut the frick up, Buddha Boom Bitch: hwat? Yaomom: I'm sure he's referencing the long ears on the statues of Buddha. Boom Bitch: OH Bakuhoe: uncultured swine Eijihoe: Katsu!! Yaomom: Also congratulations you two! Eijihoe: huh? Yaomom: On getting together! Eijihoe: OH!! Bakuhoe: Mina spilled the fricken beans Eijihoe: that frick Ashihoe: I beg for your forgiveness O Vengeful God Bakuhoe: hm Eijihoe: hoe don't do it Bakuhoe: check back later Ashihoe: :c Eijihoe: rekt  Serhoe: fucken savage Kamihoe: *FRICKEN!! Serhoe: right I'm sorry owo cat?: smh Sero Jerboa: smh The Invisible Man: Smh Serhoe: the other poly is shaming me??? Classemo: not the only other poly owo cat?: Owo Ashihoe: Owo??? Kamihoe: … Jerboa: did he just allude to another relationship then leave The Invisible Man: speaking of relationships Serhoe: ? The Invisible Man: I know everyone here is gay,,,, but like,,, what kind?? Kamihoe: oh my gosh everyone's typing at once 
Serhoe: 
 Yaomom: I am a Homoromantic Asexual! Iidad: I am an Aromantic Asexual. Boom Bitch: I'm a Lesbian Kamihoe: I thought you were American Boom Bitch: shut Goodest Boi: I'm a disaster bi Hot n Cold: I'm disaster Gay™ Eijihoe: I like to think I'm distinguished gay Eijihoe: and Katsu is Functional! Ashihoe: Poly & Bi!! Serhoe: ^^ Kamihoe: ^^^ The Invisible Man: I already said this before but I'm poly and pan! Jerboa: ^ owo cat?: ^ Gravbian: haha the two polys are the same frogbian: nice frogbian: I am a distinguished Lesbian Gravbian: despite my name, I'm actually bi!! frogbian: nice Gravbian: <3 Kamihoe: the sweetness is gosh darned mommyfricking disgusteng  Goodest Boi: I have to say something that you guys may wanna hear Gravbian: I support your decision! Do it!!! Goodest Boi: okay Goodest Boi: N O  Goodest Boi: C U S S I N G  Goodest Boi: I N  M Y  Goodest Boi: G O O D    Goodest Boi: C H R I S T I A N  Goodest Boi: M I N E C R A F T  Goodest Boi: S E R V E R  Eijihoe: holy frick dude Kamihoe had changed Goodest Boi 's name to Memedoriya Hot n Cold: kinda salty you chose a better name than I did Memedoriya: I don't know many memes though!!! I just quote some of Shou’s favorites! Hot n Cold: don't call me out like this Serhoe: The Rumor Come Out: Does Todoroki Is Minecraft Meme? Hot n Cold: nekdvskd Ashihoe has changed Hot n Cold's name to Nether Portal Nether Portal: nekdvskd again  Nether Portal: all of my hard work has been one upped by the bakucult Bakuhoe: thanks to fricking Denki our fricking cult has been fricking outed Ashihoe: CONE OF SHAME Eijihoe: CONE OF SHAME!!! Serhoe: CONE OF SHAME!!!  Bakuhoe has changed Kamihoe 's name to Cone Of Shame Cone Of Shame: shoot[Discord Link!]

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

Cone Of Shame:
how long do I have to stay like this?
 
Bakuhoe:
you're the one who wrote, read, and memorized the fricking rules
 
Cone Of Shame:
well gosh darn
 
Gravbian:
I'm jealous of how close the bakucult is
 
Ashihoe:
if you offer enough you can join
 
Gravbian:
oh I don't have much to offer
 
Serhoe:
do you have anything
 
Gravbian:
I got uhh
 
Gravbian:
one (1) corn chip and uhhh
 
Gravbian:
a hug?
 
Eijihoe:
@Bakuhoe ?
 
Bakuhoe:
hm
 
Bakuhoe:
Deal

Accepted

Eijihoe:
ONE OF US
 
Ashihoe:
ONE OF US!
 
Serhoe:

ONE OF US!!!

Cone Of Shame

has changed

Gravbian

's name to

Ochahoe
 
Ochahoe:
wow!!
 
Ochahoe:
I got my own hoe name!
 
frogbian:
congrats Ocha!
 
Ochahoe:
thanks, Tsu
 
Cone Of Shame:
be sure to read the rules and follow them to the dot
 
Ochahoe:
okay!!
 
Serhoe:
you'll find them hidden somewhere in the common room
 
Ochahoe:
oh

that's

what that was
 
Ashihoe:
???
 
Ochahoe:
that was the black notebook with the flames drawn on it and the little dragon at the top?
 
Eijihoe:
… yeah
 
Ochahoe:
haha I read that!
 
Bakuhoe:
you fricken what now
 
Cone Of Shame:
SHE'S FOUND THE SACRED TEXTS!!!
 
Serhoe:
hm I guess all we need to do is add you to the… ya know
 
Eijihoe:
smooth
 
Ochahoe:

do it

Denki Call Out Cult
 
The Amazing Bakumom

has added

Uraraka Ochako

to

Denki Call Out Cult
 
Shame 1:
Nice
 
Shame 2:
Hewwo :3c
 
Cone Of Shame:
MiNO
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
Welcome to this mess of a chat!!
 
Uraraka Ochako:
I can already tell who each of you are
 
The Amazing Bakumom

has changed

Uraraka Ochako

’s name to

Detective
 
Detective:
ohh I like this!
 
Shame 2:
Wewcome to ouw twisted Minecwaft sewvew >:3
 
Shame 1:
maybe we should give Mina the Cone Of Shame
 
Cone Of Shame:
yes!
 
Shame 2:
no!!
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
Denki outed our cult and Mina uses the owo extension
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
they both get a cone
 
The Amazing Bakumom

has changed

Shame 2

’s name to

Cone Of Shame 2
 
Cone Of Shame 2:
Bnyakuwugowo Catnyasuwukitty!!
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
Denki is there anything worse than the cone of shame?
 
Cone Of Shame:
clean up after Catsuki, kicked from the cult for a week, not allowed to go to the next outing, or for really bad offenses, banishment
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
damn she already has to clean up after the cat
 
Shame 1:
isn't the next outing Valentine's day?
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
yeah
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
do you want to miss the next outing, Mina?
 
Cone Of Shame 2:
NO SIR!!!
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
then get your shit together
 
Cone Of Shame 2:
YES SIR!!!
 
Detective:
this is

so

much different than the Izucrew chat
 
The Amazing Bakumom

has changed

Cone Of Shame

's name to

Fuckin’ Denki
 
Fuckin’ Denki:
really?? What's that like?
 
Detective:
calm
 
Shame 1:
this feels like a call out post
 
Detective:
it kinda is in a way
 
Shame 1:
Understandable, have a nice day
 
Detective:
well, instead of Shame 1 and 2 it's Pure 1 and 2
 
Cone Of Shame 2:
I wanna switch
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
no take backs
 
Detective:
we also have Iidad The Great!
 
Fuckin’ Denki:
Iidad is great, huh?
 
Detective:
Yeah!!!

In This House We Love Iidad
 
Pure 2:
I have successfully infiltrated the cult
 
Pure 1:
didn't you

want

in?
 
Pure 2:
Yeah!! It's great and they're so funny!
 
DisGay:
they're too chaotic for my taste
 
Pure 2:
they're also really chill!
 
Pure 2:
like,,, chaotic chill
 
DisBean:
I'm glad you're having fun, Ocha
 
Pure 2:
thanks, Tsu!
 
Iidad The Great:
It seems that you are now the Bakusquad-Izucrew ambassador.
 
Pure 2:
yeah!! I guess so!!
 
Vodka Aunt:
have fun as our spy, Ura~
 
Pure 2:
I'm not a spy!!
 
Vodka Aunt:
oui~

Denki Call Out Cult
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
Ura?
 
Detective:
yeah?
 
Fuckin' Denki:
YOU NEED TO TAKE THE VOW OF SILENCE
 
Detective:
Okay!
 
Fuckin’ Denki:
put your hand over your heart
 
Detective:
okay
 
Fuckin’ Denki:
repeat after me
 
Fuckin' Denki:
I swear upon the

Burger King foot lettuce

that I will not leak the cult’s secrets and the cult does

not

exist beyond this chat and the outings
 
Detective:
okay
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
last time it was Tide pods
 
Fuckin’ Denki:
you swear upon the meme of the month
 
The Amazing Bakumom:
the meme of the month is fucking Connect 4
 
Shame 1:
and last month it was the Ugandan Knuckles
 
Cone Of Shame 2:
no, it was Somebody toucha my Spaghett
 
The Amazing Kiridad:
maybe the real meme of the month are the friends we made along the way
 
Fuckin' Denki:
shit… you right…
 
Detective:
wait!!! I forgot to pay you!!
 
Katsuki looked at what Uraraka said quizzically. What did she mean by payment?
 
A minute later there was a knock at the door that scared Catsuki off the bed. Katsuki got up and opened the door. Uraraka handed him a single corn chip.
 
“Uh…” Katsuki was confused. But too late, he remembered. Uraraka gave him a huge hug. He awkwardly put one arm around her and pat her back.
 
Uraraka let go and yelled, “Thanks Bakubud!” As she ran off.
 
Cone Of Shame:
can I take off the cone, now?
 
Bakuhoe:
next week
 
Cone Of Shame:
:(

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