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Hearing the sound of someone calling his name, Jungkook slowly started to wake up from his nap and brought a hand up to rub at his eyes. Opening his eyes, Jungkook shuffled around on the lap he was on and looked up to find Hoseok gazing at him and smiling softly, "Hyung." mumbled Jungkook."Hey Kookie, how are you?" Hoseok reached down to stroke Kookie's hair. "Its time to wake up now for lunch." Jungkook nuzzled further into Hoseok's stomach. "M' tired hyung, wanna sleep." Jungkook whined.Hearing a chuckle from the doorway then the feel of someone picking him up, Jungkook opened his eyes again to see who had decided it was a good idea to take away all their warmth. Taehyung caught his eye with a crooked smile. "Wanna sleep, Tae." repeated Jungkook again. "Time to wake up Sugarbun, you've been napping all morning, it's about time we got some food in that belly." Continuing to walk out the room, Taehyung and Hoseok entered the kitchen to join the rest of the members at the table.Once Jungkook had finally woken up, Taehyung moved him to the chair next door and slid a bowl of noodles across to him. Picking up his chopsticks Jungkook started to eat his noodles and made a sound of joy at the tast, "Aigoo, look how well our Jungkookie's eating!" exclaimed Jin, to which the rest of the members looked at Jungkook to see him looking Jungshook with noodles hanging out his mouth. Chuckles went round the table as Jungkook quickly ate up all his noodles. "That was yummy hyung, I really enjoy it when you cook" which all the members agreed with. When everyone had finished with their lunch they all went off into their respective rooms apart from Namjoon, Yoongi and Jungkook, who had moved on into the living room. Jungkook was squashed in-between both his hyung's and was scrolling through twitter. Suddenly feeling someone play with his hair, Jungkook melted into the sofa with a happy sigh. Looking to his right, Jungkook smiled goofily at Yoongi and shifted so his head was in Yoongi's lap and his legs were across Namjoon's. Namjoon absentmindedly started to rub his legs in a comforting manner.With both his hyung's paying attention to him and his stomach being full from a nice hot meal, Jungkook found he was having to try fight the sleep off to stay awake and spend some more time with his members. "It's ok Jungkook, you can go to sleep, hyung's will be here when you wake up." Namjoon reassured him. Realising the fight was impossible to win, Jungkook succumbed to darkness, with the pleasing feeling of Namjoon and Yoongi's ministrations continuing on.Sure enough, when he awoke later he was still snuggled in between his hyung's but realised that in the time he was sleeping the rest of his hyung's had come out to join them in the living room. Letting out a little sigh Jungkook moved over so that he was on top of Namjoon fully and snuggled up into his chest. Namjoon wrapped his arms around him whilst continuing on his conversation.Yes, Jungkook was truly lucky to have his hyungs.
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ChinaSheep was added to the group chat
Jungshook: who are you?ChimChim: who added this person?MamaJin: tell me I didn't get another childJungshook: Hyung wtf?MamaJin: Language seagull boyJungshook: O_OChimChim: are you forgetting that someone random is in our chat? ChimChim: What if they are a saesang!Joonie: Who's a saesang?Joonie: who's ChinaSheep?Hoseokie: why haven't they been removed yet?TaeTae: don't remove them, I want to know who they areAgustD: what the fuck is a chinasheep?Jungshook: hyung someone added a stranger to the groupMamaJin: Why don't we just try to get him to respond then they can tell us who they are?ChimChim: But what if it's a saesang?!!?!?!?AgustD: Grow some balls Jimin, I want to see what this creature isChimChim: if we all end up getting hacked then I'm not going to be the one to explain it to the companyHoseokie: well, ok then
TaeTae: @ChinaSheep
Joonie:
ChimChim: well I guess they aren't on their phone.ChinaSheep: who are you?Jungshook: er... AgustD: we asked firstChinaSheep: i'm guessing from your usernames that you are BTS and the fact that you thought I was a saesang kinda gives away the fact that your idols.Joonie: But who are you?ChinaSheep: Zhang YixingHoseokie: ... from EXO?ChinaSheep: yeahMamaJin: I'm adopting youChinaSheep: but I'm older than all of you?TaeTae: WHOOOO I have a new brotherChimChim: There's no point fighting it Sunbaenim, You're part of the family nowJungshook: Can we call you hyung?ChinaSheep: well, ok.Jungshook: What are you doing now Yixing hyung?AgustD: Send a picChinaSheep: I'm just sat outside the dorms getting some fresh air.
MamaJin: I'm so proud, you inherited all my good looksChinaSheep: okay...Joonie: Just roll with it, you'll get used to it eventuallyTaeTae: Yixing hyung can I come visit you some time?Jungshook: I want to come too!ChimChim: SameHoseokie: I want to dance with youMamaJin: well i'm definitely going because he's my baby and I need to make sure he's being fed wellJoonie: would the rest of exo even be okay with this?AgustD: Alright Yixing hyung we're all going to rock up at your house sometime so text us when you’re in because you have no choice in the matterChinaSheep: I guess that would be fine although it would be funny to see the expressions on everyones faces when you come hahaAgustD: I want to see the look on their faces when I go up to you and finally welcome you into the swaggiest family to ever swag because... swag.MamaJin: ive started to sort out the spare room for when you come sleep over and visit your family.ChinaSheep: But i'm a part of exo and SM Ent, they wouldn't be very pleased.JungShook: No, you're apart of Bangtan nowTaeTae: I second thatHoseok: THE EIGHTH MEMBER!!!ChimChim: This is going to be so much funJoonie: I guess I should start re-distributing linesAgustD: Me too, we must succeed and show everyone who's boss. Starting from today, the boss isn't the boss, Bangtan is the bossAgustD: Yoongi, outChinaSheep: is this literally happening?TaeTae: Yoongi hyung is already re-distributing the lines, i’ll take a pic.
TaeTae:
MamaJin: What's your stage name going to be?ChinaSheep: I already have one, it's LayJoonie: That's your exo stage nameJungshook: Yeah, you need to have a really cool one to be part of BangtanHoseokie: How about SLay because you are Lay in exo but in Bangtan you're going to Slay so, SLayTaeTae: that's so coolChimChim: we're thinking this stuff up so quickly, soon we will be on the path for world domination!ChinaSheep: I have always wanted to be more swag but SM said no MamaJin: Don't worry, now you're part of Bangtan we'll force them to let you be swag or we'll stage a naked protestJoonie: ... we will?TaeTae: Of course, to live with restraints is a boring lifeChinaSheep: I can't wait to perform togetherChimChim: I can't wait to conquer the worldJungshook: ...Hoseokie: I think it's time that we all stopped chatting for a bitTaeTae: Wait, you need a pic of us all as a reminder you're part of us nowMamaJin: I got one
Joonie: Two great groups have come togetherChimChim: Actually we just kinda stole Yixing hyung but who's keeping track of these things anyway?ChinaSheep: Too true, anyway the rest of exo just came back so I guess I have to go break the news to themChinaSheep: ByeJoonie: byeChimChim: byeJungshook: ByeMamaJin: Bye my sonAgustD: ByeHoseokie: Bu ByeTaeTae: Bye hyung
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Walking into the exo dorm La- I mean SLay (because he's bangtan now) went into the living room where all the members coincidentally were. Since joining Bangtan SLay had decided that he must embrace all things swag and so therefore created a new style for himself which seemed great to him but obviously confusing to the others from the fact that they were all staring at him. Coming out of their stupor Chen looked Lay up and down before asking "Hyung... What are you wearing? This isn't our style", the other members nodded along at this and looked at Lay for answers. "I'm afraid that I won't be here much anymore as my Eomma wants me to spend half the week at his house now" answered SLay without giving much backstory and only seeming to confuse his part time members more, "Lay are you feeling ok? You do realise that your Eomma is a woman and lives in China right? So that means that it's impossible for you to go for half the week as we need to practise" Suho said in concern whilst D.O stood up to check his hyungs temperature. " NO" SLay shocked the members from his sudden outburst, "I have been adopted by Kim SeokJin and I am the 8th member of BTS so I must go to fulfil my role as SLay or else my swag will be taken away and I will be shamed. SM can't stop me or else me and Bangtan will stage a naked protest". By now the whole of EXO were having mental breakdowns as their Lay seemed to be serious about becoming SLay and they had no idea what to do. Sehun and Kai had gone off to their rooms to get away from the chaos whilst D.O had kind of stood there for a while before walking into the kitchen to probably plot someone's murder. Chanyeol was looking between everyone left in the room and how Suho seemed to be wrenching his hair out, Chen was looking stunned, Xiumin was quietly watching how this would play out and Baekhyun was pestering SLay about wanting to go with him to visit Taehyung. From the conclusion that this was going to be one weird talk he didn't want to be involved with he quietly crept out of the room to go hide out in a studio or just a random room, really any room would be alright as long as it was a long way away from here. 5 minutes had gone and now SLay was sat on one side of a table whilst Chen, Baekhyun, Suho and Xiumin were sat on the other watching SLay and silently judging him and his sanity. "So" started off Suho going into leader mode," Let me get this straight, you were accidently added to a chat which happened to contain the whole of BTS and you got along so well that SeokJin adopted you despite you being older than all of them and were then forcefully added to BTS-" "Despite all of this being absolutely insane and nobody in the companies knowing" Interjected Chen, "And now all the parts are being re- distributed and you're going to go learn the choreographies and songs" Finished off Xiumin. SLay looked at them all through his new sunglasses whilst nodding his head in confirmation to all that which had been said. "But what about the companies hyung?" asked Baekhyun who, after getting over his excitement of being able to see Taehyung more, had become worried about what they were going to say to SM ent as they were an extremely strict company and so this would certainly not be allowed. Despite the others growing concerns SLay only shrugged his shoulders "I just won't tell them and they can find out on their own because I don't want my swag to be restricted anymore and a naked protest will happen if they decide to take action against me. In my contract it didn't say I couldn't do this and so I will do this, my fans will back me up and we will send so many memes to SM that the company bosses will cry and lock themselves in the basement". This only seemed to make the others more concerned and nobody else looked to be coming out of where they had gone off to so Suho tiredly dragged his hand down his face and stood up, looked SLay straight in the eye and said "I'm not going to be the one facing the consequences of your actions so knock yourself out, i'm off to go grab some soju and drink away all of my worries. Good luck to you" and with that Suho left the room. Baekhyun also stood up and patted SLay on the back " Good luck to you hyung" before leaving to go find Chanyeol in hope he hadn't got lost somewhere.Now that that was over SLay made his way over to the other side of the table to sit in between Xiumin and Chen "You know, I wonder how all of this will play out" Mused Xiumin, Chen hummed to acknowledge he was thinking along the lines of that too "Exo-M will always support each other hyung whether it be facing discrimination from the company or helping in placing random bits of bread in Chanyeol's draws for no apparent reason and waiting till he finds them". SLay took off his glasses and grinned at them,"You know, soon we will be able to afford that apartment which we will keep secret from everyone else and hold our secret exo-m club where we finally let go of our reigns and act like the fucking cool people we are" this caused Chen and Xiumin to both high- five SLay. "Its taken a while but I finally got my alcohol tolerance up more so that we can take videos of the rest of the group acting drunk then laugh our asses off from them in the morning. Once our great plan is done nobody will dare cross us again as we will be the ultimate prankers ever". Whooping, the 3 members of exo-m finally left the room and parted ways to do god knows what whilst the other members continued on their daily lives unaware of the pranks that will soon reign down on them.3 days later on a Saturday SLay had packed his bags and had head over to the address he had been given where the Bangtan dorms were located. Knocking he heard someone running towards the door before it was opened and he was yanked into the room and into someone's arms. Looking up he saw Seokjin smiling happily "Son, you made it!", grinning back SLay dropped his bag on the floor and returned the embrace "Eomma!" he exclaimed. "The rest of the members are currently out so that means we can go cuddle on the sofa and have some bonding time between mother and son" Jin told SLay whilst dragging him over to the couch and into his arms again. Because SLay was a character who didn't seem quite normal to some people it made it easier for him to accept this and take it all in stride, in fact he was feeling amazing to have finally found his swag family which will show him the ways of letting out his awesomeness. SLay and Jin continued to embrace on the couch until half an hour later when the door opened to reveal the rest of Bangtan. Leading the pack of boys was Yoongi who immediately walked over to SLay and placed a 3 dollar chain around his neck " Welcome to the family, glad to have you here" and with this SLay had unofficially joined Bangtan. This was the start of something great... Meanwhile...SM ent employees battled to get information from EXO which wasn't working as they refused and BIGHIT employees battled Higher ups from SM from finding out BANGTAN had somehow taken an exo member without anyones permission and were trying to avoid a lawsuit._The End of the groupchat_
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Waking up Yoongi let out a soft yawn as he stretched his arms up high above his head and then proceeded to walk out into the living room where the rest of the members were. Still rubbing sleep from his eyes, he didn't realise that the room had gone quiet as he walked in so was quite shocked to see everyone staring at him in states of awe. Blushing profusely Yoongi brought up his hands as he curled them into his sleeves against his face. Cooing, Hoseok dragged Yoongi onto his lap and wrapped his arms around his middle whilst putting his hands underneath his sweater to touch the soft hot skin from waking up and rub it fondly causing Yoongi to melt into a pile of goo in Hoesok's lap.Fans thought that Yoongi was a grumpy grandpa who slept all the time and went on about having more swag than anyone else when the reality was that Yoongi was just like a baby with not only mind but also body. He loved to be cuddled and wrapped up in blankets as well as showing his ridiculously cute gummy smile that could give anyone a heart attack with how cute it was. Another thing was that after Yoongi has woken up after a nap, his skin would be heated and super soft just like a baby's. Because of this the rest of the boys, especially Taehyung, liked to sleep with Yoongi to feel warm during the night meaning it was rare that he slept alone.Looking around the room Yoongi let out a shy smile, "hi" he whispered. Automatically every person smiled brightly and said hey in return then went back to previous conversations as Yoongi cuddles more into Hoseok.Taehyung, Jungkook and Jimin were playing video games trying to be the best and beat each other whereas Namjoon, Jin and Hoseok were talking about upcoming schedules and how many days off they get and when their next concert would be.In the mean time Yoongi had made a fist with his fingers wrapped around his thumb and had reached up to move his hair away from his eyes. Namjoon had caught onto this action and exclaimed "cute" before reaching over and moving Yoongi's hair for him. Then Namjoon gave him a peck on the cheek making Yoongi blush lightly and turn his head to bury it in Hoseoks chest to hide. Hoseok chuckled and just tightened his hold around Yoongi's small waist. " Why'd you got to be so cute with this much natural aegyo Yoon baby? It's not fair on my heart to handle this much adorableness you know." Hoseok said lightly and pressed his nose into Yoongi's soft blonde hair- Don't ask me why it's soft after all that bleaching because it just is- breathing in deeply the scent of berries from the shampoo Yoongi uses.Yoongi just smiled with his gums and shrugged his shoulders a small amount. "Aish, I don't think I'll ever become immune from those gummy smiles you bless us with" Jin said, the rest nodding with agreement. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ When Jin saw the time was around 5 o'clock he got up off the couch and gave a huge stretch then went to go make everyone some dinner. Yoongi was still on Hoseoks lap and was taking some photos on his phone to upload onto sns later on until he started to get a tickly feeling in his nose. Putting the phone down Yoongi scrunched up his nose in an adorable fashion then gave a few cute sneezes that made him fly back into Hoseoks chest. Hoseok pat Yoongi's stomach softly a few times whilst Jungkook stopped playing his game with Tae and Jimin to whipe Yoongi's nose with a tissue. " There you go hyung " He said. Yoongi looked up at Jungkook and gave him a smile, " thanks Jungkookie". Grinning at his cute hyung Jungkook went back to his game to continue playing.A few moments later Jin came out of the kitchen to declare that dinner was ready. Getting up, Yoongi walked into the kitchen and took a seat at the table along with everyone else and dished up some food onto his plate. He was sat next to both Hoseok and Taehyung with Namjoon, Jungkook and Jimin sitting opposite and Jin sitting at the end. Talking his chopsticks Yoongi took a piece of chicken and ate small bites which contradicted to how everyone else was eating. Multiple exclamations rung out around the table from everyone apart from Yoongi " Wow! Hyung this is awesome". Jimin turned to Yoongi, " Yoongi hyung! Don't you think the chickens delicious?" Everyone looked to see what Yoongi would say but started unconciously smiling from what they laid their eyes upon. Yoongi sat there with sauce on his chin holding a piece of chicken and taking small baby bites out of it, humming a little in delight each time he chewed. Hoseok took a napkin and wiped Yoongi's chin, " Yoon baby you're getting sauce all over your face". Yoongi just hummed once again not even bothered that Hoseok keeps using his nickname and not calling him Hyung .