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It's Britney Bitch has added I eat adhesive , Human taser , Vores concrete , Strawberry mustard and 14 others to the chat.
9:56 pm
It's Britney Bitch: I want to be wahed by Wario’s 12” chodeStrawberry mustard: ,,,,,,,,,,tge fuckin mad manHuman taser: the bitch actually said it,,,,,,I eat adhesive: fuckin wildVores concrete: my wallet is cryingIt's Britney Bitch: Uh, yeah, I sure hope it doesIt’s Britney Bitch: All 4 of you owe me 6000¥ eachIf not for the rules of this school: this is very inappropriate but I'm not surprisedAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: shut your fuck iida, you are not innocentDaddy issues: “I'm just saying, the laws of this land would not stop me from throttling you” - Iida TenyaIf not for the rules of this school: I hate all of you and you deserve to perishAnti skeleton: u,,,,,m yeah that's cool and all iida but what the full honest fuck Kacchan?Clear: Good question MidoriyaGreen: Yes, I would also like to knowAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: are we just going to ignore what todo said about iida?????If not for the rules of this school: YesF’rog: yeahI eat adhesive: um yeah I guess soDaddy issues: okay thenDaddy issues: so what's this about wario dick??It's Britney Bitch: long story short: we were talking about nintendo characters, the walking bug zapper said wario was the grossest so I told him he was wrong and then the dumbass fucks dared me to say it to everyone. I made a chat and wario can most definitely fuck me with his chodeStrawberry mustard: I don't even have that much moneyVores concrete: me neitherI eat adhesive: that's what we get for thinking bakubro wouldn't do itClear: the mad manFurry: damnBird furry: so what's this about being throttled?Daddy issues: oh we were talking about his criensheheushrhrhshssbdjeu sjurusva djdjdjsisiIf not for the rules of this school: :)Green: Iida please we can't keep doing thisAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: he can't get all of us!And I'm freeeeeeeee-: he has a hrheushehsisiue rjrjueAnti skeleton: HE LIKES JSHSHSBSHSJIAHRHDIf not for the rules of this school: :)If not for the rules of this school: BedtimeGreen: As vice president I must ask you: nani the fuckIf not for the rules of this school: BedtimeBird furry: understandable, have a nice dayClear: oh! I know what they were talking about!!!Furry: Tell us quick tooru before he kills you as well!Clear: He has a crush on shinsueiejhewbhauwiwiwisjdjdIt's Britney Bitch: yall are dumb as hellVores concrete: babe,,,,,I'm scaredI eat adhesive: yeah babeHuman taser: yeah babeStrawberry mustard: (can I also call you babe)It's Britney Bitch: (sure)Strawberry mustard: yeah babeLightsaber colon: yeah babeIt's Britney Bitch: not youKouda: y eah babeKouda: o h,,,,sorryIt's Britney Bitch: you canKouda: :^)I eat adhesive: softI eat adhesive: UWDGDHSISJDHSJDHSAVEJESJSJMEI am the aux cord: I can't believe like 4 of our classmates died todayIf not for the rules of this school: I thought I said it was bedtimeI am the aux cord: sorry daddyI am the aux cord: I can hear you coming and I'm sorry please don't murder meIf not for the rules of this school: :)
7:36 am
If not for the rules of this school: Good morning! I want you all to aware that I have left a well balanced breakfast for all of you on the kitchen table!
8:46 am
Anti skeleton: Iida my eggs are full of shellsIf not for the rules of this school: Sorry Midoriya! An honest mistake on my partDaddy issues: My pancakes are undercookedIf not for the rules of this school: I must have not noticed through the rush this morning. I apologize TodorokiAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: Iidaaaaa my food is burnedIf not for the rules of this school: Ah! My bad ocha!Clear: There is literally no food on my plateIf not for the rules of this school: I must have forgotten to make your meal! I am so sorryDaddy issues: You did this on purpose didn't you?If not for the rules of this school: suddenly I can't read I don't knowIt's Britney Bitch: DamnHuman Taser: who knew class pres was so hardcoreAnti skeleton: his brother probablyIf not for the rules of this school: I will not deny or confirmDaddy issues: wait izuku??? Don't you have all might on here?Anti skeleton: yeah?Daddy issues: and he might have other heros contacts right?Anti skeleton: oh owoIf not for the rules of this school: softly but with emotion please don'tAnti skeleton: hmmmmmm, perishAnti skeleton has added BIG MUSCLE to the chatIf not for the rules of this school: don'tBIG MUSCLE: Izuku! Why am I here?Anti skeleton: I just need you to add iida’s brother hereBIG MUSCLE: Oh well of course I can do that for you!BIG MUSCLE has added Sonic arms naruto legs to the chatBIG MUSCLE has left the chatIf not for the rules of this school: breathe while you still can midoriyaSonic arms naruto legs: for the last time Tenya: were not doing the spinner thing again If not for the rules of this school: First of all: c r u e lIf not for the rules of this school: and secondly: leave while you still canFurry: What's the spinner thingClear: yeah it sounds funArms (3026): I'm curious tooBird furry: even Shouji came out for this oneSonic arms naruto legs: oh tenya has the videoIf not for the rules of this school: I'm not sending itSonic arms naruto legs: I'm telling mom about the sunglassesIf not for the rules of this school: video attachment: [Tenya holding Tensei by the wrist as they both activate their quirks and start spinning like a top. Laughing can be heard from behind the camera as Tensei slips from Tenya’s hands and they both go flying into an unsuspecting Aizawa followed by a loud shout “LET'S DO IT AGAIN!”]Lightsaber colon: Who knew le class prez was so wildHuman taser: is that aizawa??? Sonic arms naruto legs: yeahSonic arms naruto legs: they like to visit oftenIf not for the rules of this school: *too oftenSonic arms naruto legs: respect your elders tenyaIf not for the rules of this school: make me old manSonic arms naruto legs: I'm telling shouta that you're the one that spilled coffee on hid favorite slepping bagIf not for the rules of this school: (*his, *sleeping)Sonic arms naruto legs: (thanks)If not for the rules of this school: you wouldn'tSonic arms naruto legs: BET Sonic arms naruto legs has added Wen Pewish to the chatIf not for the rules of this school: I'm telling Hizashi you broke his speakers last week trying to bass boost the sonic underground theme songSonic arms naruto legs: noIf not for the rules of this school: BET If not for the rules of this school has added Currently Microphone to the chatCurrently Microphone: hi shouta!!Wen Pewish: heyWen Pewish: why am I hereIf not for the rules of this school: don't you dareDaddy issues: do it If not for the rules of this school: I'll kill you with my bare hands todoroki, I'm not afraidWen Pewish: wait,,,,,is this a student chat???Green: YesBird furry: what a mad banquet of darknessCracker cocaine: I'm sorryWen Pewish: I,,, I need to goCurrently Microphone: cowardWen Pewish: shut up or I'm telling tenyaCurrently Microphone: what I meant to say is I love youWen Pewish: that's what I thoughtArms (3026): wait,,,tell iida what?Wen Pewish: welllllllllllCurrently Microphone: dddddontWen Pewish: HE TOLD HITOSHI THAT TENYA LIKES HIMIf not for the rules of this school: PRESENTATION MICHAEL YOU FUCKING TRAITOR Anti skeleton: did iida just curse????? It's Britney Bitch: damnIf not for the rules of this school: I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOUR COCKATIEL LOOKING ASS DID THE ONE GODDAMN THING I TOLD YOU NOT TO YOU ABSOLUTE TURKEY BRAINED, PIGEON FACED, FLAMINGO BODIED PIECE OF SHIT Currently Microphone: Shouta babe he's scaring meIf not for the rules of this school: YOU TOUCAN MOTHERFUCKER I'M GONNA RECPRIO BURST YOUR DICK INTO SPACE AND MAKE YOU CHOKE ON THE EXHAUST Currently Microphone: babe he's scaring me Wen Pewish: sufferArms (3026): hey,,,,uh prez,,,,you're kind of scaring usIf not for the rules of this school: ohIf not for the rules of this school: I apologize for the outburstAnti skeleton: iidaClear: whatHuman taser: theI eat adhesive: fuck?? Green: should I mention it's about time we get to classIf not for the rules of this school: see you in class hizashi :)Currently Microphone: tensei help
Sonic arms naruto legs: listen bitch, you dug the grave
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5:35 pm
Sonic arms naruto legs: yall know where tenten is??Sonic arms naruto legs: I'm picking him up for froyoIf not for the rules of this school: I'll be there soon, just have to beat At The Moment Megaphone into the dirt where he belongsArms (3026): what did you just call himKouda: he said at the moment megaphone,,,Arms (3026): you're so good Kouda thank youWen Pewish: he's hiding under the couch in the teachers loungeIf not for the rules of this school: thanks aizawaIf not for the rules of this school: time to murder your husbandWen Pewish: kAnti skeleton: iida please calm downIf not for the rules of this school: noAnti skeleton: well I tried Currently Microphone: t r a i t o r s you're all traitorsCracker cocaine: shouldn't have spilled the beansBird furry: never say that again rikiCracker cocaine: rude but alright since I love youBird furry: thank youHuman Taser: have you guys seen katsuki?I eat adhesive: he won't take his meds so he fucking hid somewhereIt's Britney Bitch: you'll never find me Vores concrete: babe please It's Britney Bitch: meds make me tired and I want to get beefyF’rog: tangible moodDaddy issues: wish something would make me tiredIf not for the rules of this school: you can't run away if you're asleepDaddy issues: Iida you're scaring meIf not for the rules of this school: time for froyoWen Pewish: where did you put my husbandIf not for the rules of this school: I kicked him down the hall so your guess is as good as mineIf not for the rules of this school: also bakugou is in the gymIt's Britney Bitch: god dammit you great value Usain BoltI eat adhesive: I'll go get him you guys get the meds and water
It's Britney Bitch: NO
I eat adhesive: how about you take them with strawberry milk insteadIt's Britney Bitch: I love taking my medsHuman taser: hey,,,why is your hearing aid on your desk??It's Britney Bitch: hVores concrete: did you not wear it at all todayIt's Britney Bitch: gotta blastI eat adhesive: I literally have you tied upI eat adhesive: now you're drinking them with lukewarm waterIt's Britney Bitch: fuck
7:27 pm
Wen Pewish: I still can't find hizashi and I'm kind of worriedCurrently Microphone: Iida lied, he threw me into a lake and then left me to drownCurrently Microphone: bitch said the wildest shit
7:34 pm
Currently Microphone: No one going to ask??
7:38 pm
Currently Microphone: I'll just tell you guys anywaysCurrently Microphone: So Iida is dragging me like a sack of potatoes and before he throws me in he looks me dead in the eye and said: “Drowning is too good for but at least you'll be in the darkness where you belong”Green: Iida, if you don't stop this behavior I'll have to do something drastic to calm you downBird furry: hey Iida you want to join the emo club?? That's some mad banquet ass shit right thereGreen: don't encourage himIf not for the rules of this school: I wouldn't want to join anywaysBird furry: shinsou is thereIf not for the rules of this school: where do I sign upDaddy issues: thirsty ass hoeIf not for the rules of this school: “One time I saw midoriya flex and my dick went boing so yeah” - Todoroki ShoutoAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: “Have you seen his v line, cause like shit man,,,,” - TodoGreen: “Listen Momo, is it gay if I want to ride Izuku’s dick more than I want to breathe? Asking for a friend.” - ShoutoIt's Britney Bitch: “I know you hate him and all but on a scale from 1-10 how cute was he when you were kids?” - the miser brothers love childDaddy issues: he's in the chat you guys Anti skeleton: …Anti skeleton: “Mido, listen, babe, honey, sweetie. Your face is too cute for me to want to ride you like a cowboy but that will not stop me.” - My boyfriend literally 3 hours agoDaddy issues: blocked and reportedDaddy issues: Friendship ended with you guys, Kouda is my new and only friendKouda: :^DDaddy issues: I love you Kouda you're such a good boyKouda: !!! :^0It's Britney Bitch: Kouda: *breathes*It's Britney Bitch: Class 1-A already in tears: f-fuck yeah,,,,that's such a good boy love himKouda: `•v•)--bLightsaber colon: f-fuck yeah,,,,that's such a good boy love himAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: f-fuck yeah,,,,that's such a good boy love himI eat adhesive: this is the first time he's ever been nice to someone and it's because he's high on medsArms (3026): big heavy physical rt
10:09 pm
If not for the rules of this school: *drinks glue straight out of the bottle* sticky milk give me sustenanceWen Pewish: Tenya?? What the heckBird furry: that's my faultCracker cocaine: what did you do Bird furry: so like the emos like thought it'd like be like funny if we got iida like drunk at the first meeting and now I like wish we didn'tFurry: you're a fucking dumbass daffy the cuckFurry: *duckBird furry: …. Bird furry has changed their name to Daffy the cuckDaffy the cuck: yeah I am a dumbassCracker cocaine: is he going to be ok? How much did he drinkIf not for the rules of this school: if there's a glory hole and no one on the other side are you fucking the building???Cracker cocaine: nevermind Lightsaber colon: it's amazing how well he can still writeLightsaber colon: half the time I can't even read and he's typing out full ass sentences drunkDaddy issues: Shinsou keeps bugging me to let him into the chat but I'm not sure if I shouldVores concrete: do it!Daddy issues: alright but if I die don't let endallvore into my funeralClear: ENDALLVORE TODOROKI PLEASEDaddy issues has added Knucklesfucker89 to the chatKnucklesfucker89: thanks todorokiDaddy issues: now leave me aloneKnucklesfucker89: eat my assDaddy issues: go eat iida’s assKnucklesfucker89: god I wishSonic arms naruto legs: I thought that was about me for a second and I got scared Knucklesfucker89: are you his brotherSonic arms naruto legs: yeah??Knucklesfucker89: does he like to get his ass eaten out Sonic arms naruto legs: you can't see me but you just made me crySonic arms naruto legs: this 15 year old deadass made me cry because he wants to actually eat my beautiful amazing wonderful baby brother's assSonic arms naruto legs: Shouta kill meWen Pewish: HitoshiKnucklesfucker89: listen Knucklesfucker89: iida is a cutie and I want to give him the world and everything he deservesClear: don't try and act innocentFurry: you just asked this poor man about his younger brother's sexual preferencesFurry: that's like me asking you if aizawa likes to take it up the assKnucklesfucker89: igetitnowthanksfirthatmentalimageIf not for the rules of this school: yjis is smoe fnnny asds wstreIf not for the rules of this school: isss bittrDaddy issues: oh fuccIf not for the rules of this school: whDaddy issues: that's not water that's vodka If not for the rules of this school: o okSonic arms naruto legs: please stop getting my brother drunkIf not for the rules of this school: h ey brooIf not for the rules of this school: fuess wharSonic arms naruto legs: whatIf not for the rules of this school: l loveu htis much
If not for the rules of this school:
Sonic arms naruto legs:
Sonic arms naruto legs: udjahehrhejjehrheh I love you too what the fucccc Human taser: this is the cutest shit I've ever seen Kouda: >v<)/♡♡♡♡
11:07 pm
Daffy the cuck: Iida just passed outSonic arms naruto legs: it is past 10Sonic arms naruto legs: he can't stay up very long past his bedtimeDaddy issues: well can someone come get himKnucklesfucker89: he still has a bedtime??Knucklesfucker89: that's so fucking pure Knucklesfucker89: god I'm gay fuckCracker cocaine: Shinsou: *breathes*Cracker cocaine: everyone who's ever met him: Yes, we get it. You love Iida Tenya, you would do anything for him and literally kill someone for him. There is no one else on the earth that you love more than him. We get it, we get it god.Daddy issues: you're not wrong also can someone please get iidaArms (3026): can confirm this is himArms (3026): it's worse when he sees Iida in his street clothesFurry: he saw iida in a tank top once and he wouldn't stop talking about how cute he was for like 30 minutesAnti skeleton: I showed him a picture where iida was smiling and he actually started cryingKnucklesfucker89: you guys are mean I'm going to sleepWen Pewish: can you buy some pudding on your way homeWen Pewish: hizashi also wants some sour candyCurrently Microphone: and like 3 bags of chipsKnucklesfucker89: 2 and a popsicleCurrently Microphone: fine
11:25 pm
Anti skeleton: I'm here to take iida back to his roomDaddy issues: thanks babeAnti skeleton: <3
6:27 am
If not for the rules of this school: Good morning everyone! I can't remember much from last night but I hope I wasn't too rowdy!Daffy the cuck: nah, you just passed outIf not for the rules of this school: that's great!If not for the rules of this school: But I do remember loving my brother!!Sonic arms naruto legs: I would die for you tenten let's get ice cream todayIf not for the rules of this school: :-DSonic arms naruto legs: crying in the fucking club
3:34 pm
Human taser: I'm not saying I did buuuuuuuut what if I got my dick stuck in one of bakubro’s gauntlets???It's Britney Bitch: You did what? I eat adhesive: denkiI eat adhesive: are you being serious right nowHuman taser: EI DARED ME TO AND I COULDN'T SAY NO BECAUSE HE WAS DOING THAT SMIRK THING AND I WANTED TO LOOK COOL
It's Britney Bitch: BY STICKING YOUR F UCKIGN DICK INTO MY GAUNTLET????
Human taser: I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS GOING TO GET SUCK!!! YOU HAVE SUCH SMALL WRISTS!!!I eat adhesive: @ Vores concrete why???Vores concrete: l,,,isten It's Britney Bitch: his dick is iN MY GAUNTLETVores concrete: yeah but……..Vores concrete: I love you?It's Britney Bitch: bitch Strawberry mustard: yo anyone in this thread smoke wee- what the fuck is going onDaffy the cuck: yo anyone in this thread do shroo- what the fuck is going on?Arms (3026): yo anyone in this thread drop aci- what the fuck is going onFurry: yo anyone in this thread wanna crack open a cold on- what the fuck is going on??If not for the rules of this school: Yo, anyone in this thread do their homewo- what the fuck is going on?Clear: Iida oh my god ,,,,Wen Pewish: I'm still here just so you know, I can read thisHuman taser: oKnucklesfucker89: yeah denki quick question for you: whatHuman taser: KIRISHIMA MADE ME DO ITVores concrete: I did not Mr. Electric! Take him to the principal's office and have him expelled! F’rog: I don't come here often and here is whyHuman taser: I'm being shamed by the same girl who got her tongue stuck in the shower drainF’rog: it's what you deserveKouda: ,,,,Human taser: kouda kouda please not you tooKouda: it's ok
Human taser:
Human taser: thank you kouda,,,,,thank you so muchDaffy the cuck: beautifulDaddy issues: are you writing this with your dick in the gauntletDaffy the cuck: nevermindIt's Britney Bitch: I'm gonna blast your dick out of itI eat adhesive: here's an idea: not thatIt's Britney Bitch: fineVores concrete: but how are we going to get it out?Knucklesfucker89: no let him suffer he made fun of my hair when he saw me this morningIt's Britney Bitch: denki you can't do that when your hair looks like a printer ran out of inkVores concrete: honey I'm not sure if you noticed but your hair looks like the most aggressive formation of stalagmites I've ever seenI eat adhesive: all of you need to shut the fuck up all three of you have some stupid ass hairIt's Britney Bitch: wrow babe fuck youI eat adhesive: I have the normalest hair in this entire classIf not for the rules of this school: *most normalIf not for the rules of this school: what's wrong with my hair??I eat adhesive: I have the most normal hair excluding iidaDaffy the cuck: he does have a very practical haircutIf not for the rules of this school: Thanks! I cut my hair short so it doesn't get caught in anything when I run!!Knucklesfucker89: that's really smart iidaIf not for the rules of this school: Thank you shinsou!Green: gayIf not for the rules of this school: you have a whole girlfriendGreen: you're not wrongI am the aux cord: hell yeah she doesHuman taser: gayKouda: ,,,,,you have three boyfriendsHuman taser: Kouda
4:45 pm
Daddy issues: @ Human taser is your dick still stuck?If not for the rules of this school: todoroki please stop askingDaddy issues: I need to know Human taser: nah we got it outClear: howFurry: howArms (3026): howAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: howLightsaber colon: howVores concrete: we made katsuki sweat on his dickStrawberry mustard: it's a good thing bakugou is so sweaty all the time or it would have take foreverAnti skeleton: excuse me my friends and fellow classmates that I love and appreciate with all my heart and soul but what???I eat adhesive: we made katsudon sweat on his dick and then we slipped it out like one of those chinese finger trapsClear: first of all: katsudon??? And secondly: that's the worst thing I've ever heard and I hate itFurry: hey babe shut your fuckFurry: you mixed owo talk and l33t sp34kClear: <>\X/<> \X/!-!/-\7’5 7!-!15¿¿Furry: I hate you were getting a divorceIf not for the rules of this school: I have the owo extension on my computerKouda: m e too,,Green: you two are allowed to you guys alone are devoid of sinNaruto arms sonic legs: *John cena voice* are you sure about thatCurrently microphone: that is incorrectWen Pewish: wrongIf not for the rules of this school: you better stOPWen Pewish: I've seen tenya eat pudding with chopsticksNaruto arms sonic legs: I once watched tenya squeeze a whole bottle of lotion down the drain because his fidget cube was broken and he really needed to stimCurrently microphone: he tried to kill meGreen: that's not so badI am the aux cord: I was expecting worseHuman taser: I've done worseCurrently microphone: he tried to kill me It's Britney Bitch: haven't we all attempted to kill another personArms (3026): plus you deserved itGreen: so as I was saying: iida and kouda are perfect beings and should be loved and cherishedKouda: ♡♡♡♡c(^v^c)Daddy issues: ah hell yeah Iidas happy flappingF’rog: look at that boy goAnti skeleton: have you ever seen something more beautiful?? I think notAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: a good boy, a pure boyNaruto arms sonic legs: can yall slide me some of thatAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: of course video attachment: [Tenya sitting on his bed with his legs crossed, his arms are flapping at his side as his hand wave in front of his chest. Todoroki can be seen smiling in the background as he watches the perfect blue boy.]Naruto arms sonic legs has changed their name to Tenya’s #1 StanTenya’s #1 Stan: I revoke my statement from earlier and would like to rectify it by saying: god,,,,,I love my brother so muchDaddy issues: don't we all
5:56 pm
Anti skeleton has just kicked It's Britney Bitch from the chatAnti skeleton: @ Strawberry mustard @ Vores concrete @ I eat adhesive @ Human taser Strawberry mustard: mido what the fuck!Anti skeleton has changed their name to Birthday brigadeStrawberry mustard: seriously what the fuckBirthday brigade: Since kacchan is so closed off I bet he didn't tell you tomorrow is his birthdayI eat adhesive: his birtHDAY IS TOMORROWHuman taser: FUCK Vores concrete: I'm such a bad boyfriendBirthday brigade: no you're not!Birthday brigade: Kacchan just doesn't have a good track record with birthdaysAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: like?Birthday brigade: well the last time I celebrated his birthday with him he had a mental break down in the bathroomHuman taser: what????Birthday brigade: I think it's cause his mom was there tho so???Vores concrete: is it really okay if we try and celebrateBirthday brigade: yeah, I talked to him about a thing with just us and he was okay with that soBirthday brigade: I'm hoping it'll be alright.I eat adhesive: maybe just us should celebrate with him keep it smallBirthday brigade: yeah, I'll go buy a cake and then we can surprise him after class tomorrow!Strawberry mustard: I'll get him a present! Maybe Mario kart 8 he keeps talking about itI eat adhesive: that's a great idea mina!Strawberry mustard: I know >:3cBirthday brigade: alright team spread out!!Birthday brigade has changed their name to Anti skeletonAnti skeleton has added It's Britney Bitch to the chatIt's Britney Bitch: why the fuck was I kicked outAnti skeleton: it was an accident sorry kacchan!!It's Britney Bitch: whatever
6:24 pm
F’rog: @ Knucklesfucker89 can you mind control yourselfKnucklesfucker89: noKnucklesfucker89: well im pretty sure I can'tLightsaber colon: have you ever triedKnucklesfucker89: no???Lightsaber colon: you should
7:55 pm
Knucklesfucker89: I've been trying to put myself in a trance for the last hour and it hasn't workedArms (3026): you actually thought it would work?Knucklesfucker89: kind ofDaffy the cuck: dumbassKnucklesfucker89: leave me alone I am the aux cord: why would it work??Knucklesfucker89: leave me alone Wen Pewish: that's as if I thought looking in the mirror would cancel out my powerIf not for the rules of this school: what if it does work and it cancels you out and that's the reason you don't see anything happeningWen Pewish: ….Wen Pewish: dieIf not for the rules of this school: reasonable, have a nice day
10:04 pm
If not for the rules of this school: who's ever playing Africa by toto needs to stop I'm trying to sleepArms (3026): sorry that was meIf not for the rules of this school: why so loud shouji?Arms (3026): bakugou was playing guitar hero really loud so I put on Africa to drown it outArms (3026): I kind of forgot it was even onIf not for the rules of this school: it's fine since neither of you are being excessively noisy anymore
10:06 pm
If not for the rules of this school: turn that off tokoyamiDaffy the cuck: what why is it meIf not for the rules of this school: bring me back to life, it's youDaffy the cuck: I don't like being profiled like this just because I'm emoLightsaber colon: it's himDaffy the cuck: aoyama If not for the rules of this school: thank you for turning it offDaffy the cuck: ,,,,,,you're welcome,,,,,,,
5:12 am
If not for the rules of this school: good morning everyone! Remember we have a test in Aizawa’s todayWen Pewish: you do??
If not for the rules of this school:
Wen Pewish: fuck
1:07 pm
It's Britney Bitch: why are you assholes smiling so much?Strawberry mustard: no reason!It's Britney Bitch: suspicious.jpg
2:03 pm
It's Britney Bitch: deku what's in that boxAnti skeleton: nothing important kacchan! Just some stuffIt's Britney Bitch: suspicious.jpg
3:35 pm
It's Britney Bitch: @ Anti skeleton you planned this didn't you
Anti skeleton:
It's Britney Bitch:,,,,,,,.,.,..,.,.,.,, thanks
Anti skeleton:
It's Britney Bitch: do that one more time see what happens
Anti skeleton:
It's Britney Bitch: I warned youAnti skeleton: AAAAAAAAAAAAA GSERFSATHFRESDCDSSDaddy issues: midoriya! midoriya! Oh my fucking god he fucking deadAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: I'm calling the police! *microwave noises*Green: 911 what's your emergencyWen Pewish: stopDaddy issues: yes sirGreen: sorryAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: I'm notWen Pewish: expelled
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2:24 am
It's Britney Bitch has kicked Wen Pewish from the chatIt's Britney Bitch has kicked Currently microphone from the chatIt's Britney Bitch: I'm gonna gonna go hang out with camie and get high as fuck see ya laterI eat adhesive: we are all in the same room and you decide to put in the group chat why???Strawberry mustard: yeah dude did you just want to bragIt's Britney Bitch: I say some stupid ass stuff so yall just need to know whyVores concrete: what if iida seesIt's Britney Bitch has deleted a messageIt's Britney Bitch: sees whatVores concrete: fair enoughHuman taser: alright enjoy yourself babeI eat adhesive: remember to bring lots of waterVores concrete: and your chargerStrawberry mustard: and your lunch, it's in the back of the fridge next to Sero’sDaffy the cuck: you left your coat in the common room don't forget to grab it it's supposed to be cold todayI am the aux cord: text us when you get there, when you leave and when you get back hereIt's Britney Bitch: alright whatever see you guys laterStrawberry mustard: <3Vores concrete: <3Human taser:<3I am the aux cord: <3Daffy the cuck: <3I eat adhesive:<3
It's Britney Bitch:
It's Britney Bitch: <3 just this onceDaffy the cuck: what a mad banquet of [love and affection]Human taser: can we play your ps4 while you're out?It's Britney Bitch: sure but you can't touch little big planet or minecraftI am the aux cord: dammitI eat adhesive: fine we’ll just play something elseIt's Britney Bitch: you better
2:57 am
Human taser: thanks a lot jirouDaffy the cuck: guess we'll just have to die of boredomI am the aux cord: this does not to be in chat and I feel incredibly attacked right nowStrawberry mustard: that's the point
5:00 am
If not for the rules of this school: what did she do?I eat adhesive: yah what did you do jirouI am the aux cord: oh my god I said I was sorryStrawberry mustard: that wasn't the question what did you doI am the aux cord: I'm not telling you guys are being meanHuman taser: when our bakuman got to camie’s he calls jirou to tell her he's thereStrawberry mustard: and she goes:Daffy the cuck: “I told you text me”I eat adhesive: and hangs upVores concrete: and then he texts her and tells us we can't use his ps4 anymoreI eat adhesive: now all we have is fucking candylandCracker cocaine: candyland is a great game shut your mouthDaffy the cuck: I know riki but we're madCracker cocaine: hmmmm,,,,,well there's breakfast downstairsStrawberry mustard: foodCracker cocaine: better hurry up before she eats it allI eat adhesive: I already ate 5 bags of hot cheetos I'm goodVores concrete: I ate all of bakubabe’s shrimp chipsDaffy the cuck: he's going to kill you when he finds out
5:32 am
It's Britney Bitch has added Dick HelicopterDick Helicopter: wazzup bitcges??Furry: who are you??F’rog: it's obviously that camie girlDick Helicopter: els yeh that's me chickieF’rog: I am a frogDick Helicopter: kk anyyyyways I have boombitches phone so he like can't say anythingDaddy issues: boombitches?F’rog: BakugoDaddy issues: ohAnti skeleton: how can you understand what she's sayingF’rog: powerArms (3026): same wormCracker cocaine: oh hatGreen: same hat moodDick Helicopter: oh wait a sec peepems main man katsu wants his phoneIt's Britney Bitch: hey fellas is it gay to love your boyfriendsI eat adhesive: yesIt's Britney Bitch: sorry heteros having a boyfriend is gay culture and you're not allowed to do it anymoreClear: damnFurry: that's just the lawIt's Britney Bitch: wait yall still canIt's Britney Bitch: all other heterosexuals are cancelledHuman taser: thanks for the insight babe now take your medsIt's Britney Bitch: ok
6:56 am
Dick Helicopter: @ It’s Britney Bitch yo homie whatchu eatin ovah thereIt's Britney Bitch: ,,,,Dick Helicopter: wjat are you eating???It's Britney Bitch: ,,,,,,,,It's Britney Bitch: gejbHHajhrjsnsnrhejDick Helicopter: confiscatedIt's Britney Bitch: let me eat my god damn pell bepperCracker cocaine: you were eat a fuckingwhatDick Helicopter: no babe dats fukin grossVores concrete: she's not wrongCracker cocaine: I am disgusted insulted and personally oggenedArms (3026): oggenedDaffy the cuck: oggenedF’rog: oggenedLightsaver colon: oggenedIf not for the rules of this school: oggenedCracker cocaine: I can't believe one of the good boys made fun of meKouda: oggenedCracker cocaine: Kouda
7:00 am
Knucklesfucker89 has added Wen Pewish and Currently microphone to the chatKnucklesfucker89: you guys had something to say??Wen Pewish: yeah,,,,,if you know tenya likes you why don't you date him?Tenya’s #1 Stan: yeah can you like just ask him out already hearing about his crush at home is cute and all but its gettinh annoyingKnucklesfucker89: wait,,,, what? Tenya’s #1 Stan: stop pining and ask out my brother alreadyKnucklesfucker89: is this like,,,,,,you're?? blessing???Tenya’s #1 Stan: yeah sure go wild kidKnucklesfucker89: so wait let me get this straightKnucklesfucker89: iida likes meWen Pewish: yesKnucklesfucker89: like he like likes meCurrently microphone: yepKnucklesfucker89: and wants to date meTenya’s #1 Stan: that's rightKnucklesfucker89: so,,,,you weren't joking when you told me thatCurrently microphone: nahKnucklesfucker89: and you're 100% positive he wasn't talking about another shinshou hitoshiWen Pewish: literally fucking how could we beKnucklesfucker89: just trying to be sureTenya’s #1 Stan: J U S T A S K H I M O U TKnucklesfucker89: fine
9:00 am
Wen Pewish: I'm literally this close to beating the shit out of youWen Pewish: just ask him out !Knucklesfucker89: I will It's Britney Bitch: yeah sure also I'm on my way back
11:56 am
Currently microphone: HitoshiKnucklesfucker89: I'm going to do it
2:00 pm
Tenya’s #1 Stan: @ If not for the rules of this schoolIf not for the rules of this school: yes brother?Tenya’s #1 Stan: @Knucklesfucker89 has a fucking question to ask youKnucklesfucker89: hIf not for the rules of this school: Oh! Are you having homework issues Shinshou?Knucklesfucker89: uhhhh,,,,no my homework is fineIf not for the rules of this school: then what would you like to ask me?Knucklesfucker89: do you have a bandaid?If not for the rules of this school: did you hurt yourself? Maybe you should go see recovery girl?Anti skeleton: (really? This is how you're gonna do it??)Knucklesfucker89: (shut the fuck up)Knucklesfucker89: cause I scraped my knee falling for youIf not for the rules of this school: whatKnucklesfucker89: I kind of lost my phone numberKnucklesfucker89: can I get yours insteadDaddy issues: (this is sad)Knucklesfucker89: (listen I'm trying)Knucklesfucker89: um,,,,will you hold my handAnd I'm freeeeeeeee-: (this is just sad at this point)If not for the rules of this school: that's quite direct of you shinshouKnucklesfucker89: I want to be able to tell my friends I was touched by an angelIf not for the rules of this school: ohIf not for the rules of this school: well,,,if you would like me to I couldKnucklesfucker89: raisins are pretty good but would you like a date instead?If not for the rules of this school: I would love one actually, with you that isArms (3026): did that actually work?Furry: yeah I think it didKnucklesfucker89: are you free tomorrow then?If not for the rules of this school: why yes I am!Knucklesfucker89: do you want to see a movie then? Go out for lunch?If not for the rules of this school: of course!Knucklesfucker89: cool cool let's meet up at like 4 or somethingIf not for the rules of this school: can't wait till then shinshou!F’rog: you are a disaster shinshou but you did itKnucklesfucker89: I know right holy shitKnucklesfucker89: I'm going to bed
2:09 pm
And I'm freeeeeeeee- has added to Anti skeleton , Daddy issues , F’rog, Green and 13 others to the chatAnd I'm freeeeeeeee- has changed the chat name to Idiots must be stoppedAnd I'm freeeeeeeee- has changed their name to Eagle 1Eagle 1: we’re going to spy on their date and make sure it goes well, got itHuman taser: yeah ok
2:10 pm
Daddy issues: wait bakugo plays minecraft