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Alphabet of Heroes 5.0
A is for Angela, she knew the deal.B for Bianca, who went with a thrill.C is for Carl, good at going all-out,And D is for Debbie, who never backs out.o0oE is for Ethel, she ran away.F for Frank, always here to stay.G is for Gus and his Fucking Song,And H is for Hymie, the sweetest son.o0oI is for Ian, who lucked out in love.J for Jody with heart like a dove.K is for Kevin, the teddy bear man,And L is for Lip, trying hard as he can.o0oM is for Mickey, who came a long way.N for Ned and his foul, foul play.O is for Olivia, who nobody remembers,And P is for Peppa, who chose to surrender.o0oQ is for Queenie and her opium den.R for Rita, taking chance on wretched men.S is for Shiela, she was real swell,And T is for Terry — go rot in Hell!o0oU is for Uncle Jerry, who looks just like Frank.V for Veronica, making streetfolk drunk.W for Mrs. Wong, who wanted her child,And X is for Xan, gone to the wild.o0oY is for Youens, who loved booze the most,And Z for Zuzanna, our Polish host.Excuse me for others that were left outIt’s South Side, bitch, no dice, no clout!
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Alphabet of Heroes 4.0
A is for Agent, his name was Phil.B for Bucky and his arm of steel.C is for Clint, feeling best up high,And D is for Darcy – be tasered or die!o0oE is for Ego, worst space-dad ever.F for Fury, THE spy forever.G is for Gamora, thrown into a pit,And H is for Howard, the calloused twit.o0oI is for Ian, the cinnamon roll.J for Jane, proving brains are cool.K is for Killmonger, death was his thrill,And L is for Loki, before whom we kneel.o0oM is for Mantis, she’ll put you to sleep.N for Natasha – you’d better retreat!O is for Odin, A+ parent he was so not,And P is for Pietro, for his comrade shot.o0oQ is for Quill – let’s have a dance-off, bro!R for Rhodey, loyal friend, not foe.S is for Sif, she made her own name,And T is for Thanos, who reached his aim.o0oU is for Ultron, he wished to evolve.V for Vision, who craved for more.W is for Wilson, oh look, he has wings!And X is for Xoliswa, badassery in heels.o0oY is for Yinsen, who coped with loss,And Z for Zemo, who couldn’t come close.I wish I could’ve included them all,But alphabet’s limited, and so is my poll.
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Alphabet of Heroes 3.0
A is for Alonso, he took the steer.B is for Boe, hinting: YANA, my dear!C is for Cassandra, her beauty won’t fade,And D is for the Daleks – EXTERMINATE!o0oE is for Eleventh, bowties are cool!F for Foretold, one minute till doom.G is for Gwyneth, she talked to the souls,And H is for Harriet, Prime Minister Jones.o0oI is for Ianto, Torchwood all the way!J for the Jones, united by pain.K is for Kazran, halfway out of the dark,And L is for Lorna, soldier with a heart.o0oM is for Missy, she was a little boy.N for Noble – Watch it, Spaceman, oi!O is for the Ood, they wear brains on their sleeves,And P is for Pond, now just Williams, that is.o0oQ is for the Queen, she chose to forget.R for Ramone, who lost his head.S is for Sally – remember, don’t blink!And T is for the TARDIS – oh, You Sexy Thing. o0oU is for Ursula, a girl down to Earth.V for Vincent, for what it’s worth.W is for the Angels, weeping in the dark,And X is for Xiaolian, killed by a Monk.o0oY is for Yvonne, her duty shining bright,And Z for the Zygons, hiding in plain sight.There are so many more throughout space and time,But no more letters for me to rhyme.
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Alphabet of Heroes
A is for Asuma, he knew who's the King.B is for Bee, who always sings.C is for Chōji, the nicest guy,And D is for Danzō, for whom nobody cried.o0oE is for Ebisu, who fought with Pain.F for Fukasaku, who did the same.G is for Gaara, used to make rains of blood,And H is for Hinata, she's got heart of gold.o0oI is for Itachi, sacrificed his life.J for Jiraiya, who believed in signs.K is for Konan, she joined Naruto club,And L is for Lee, who never gives up.o0oM is for Madara, a legend that fade.N for Neji, who won with fate.O is for Oro, beloved snaky bastard,And P is for Pain, a battle master.o0oR is for Rin, so cute when she smiles.S for Shikamaru, the genius one.T is for Tobi, he's a good boy,And U is for the Uchihas, can't distinguish hate from joy.o0oW is for Waraji, who nobody remembers.Y for Yamato – you'd better surrender!Z is for Zabuza, he knew what really matters,And hugs are for you all, 'cause I'm out of letters.
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Alphabet of Heroes 2.0
A is for Aizen – oh God! Save us all!B is for Bazz, his hair is so cool.C is for Chappy, the real King of Souls,And D is for D-Roy, not important at all.o0oE is for Espada, they were warriors of the plot.F for Findorr, who, oh well, was not.G is for Gin, a snake – that's what was told,And H is for Haschwalth, devoted to his Lord.o0oI is for Izuru, loyalty is his name.J for Jūshirō, who had his own way.K is for Kon, beloved plushie deviant,And L for Luppi, Lisa and everyone relevant.o0oM is for Mayuri, creepiest scientist ever.N for Nel, not always so clever.O is for Hime, a girl with Stockholm Syndrome,And P is for Peshe, he'd never let his friend to be alone.o0oQ is for Quincy, freaking Zombie-Nazi.R for Rangiku, turned into a dummy.S is for Shinigami, they're guarding us all,And T is for Tier, Queen that has fallen.o0oU is for Uryuu – filthy traitor. Or not?V for Vasto Lorde, they have eaten a lot.W is for Wonderweiss, sacrificed his mind,And X is for Xcution, common people with a flair.o0oY is for Yachiru, both of them have died,And Z is for Zaraki, who has never ever cried.Forgive me the rest I have forsaken,I love them all, but the letters were taken.