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Bruce made a New Group
Bruce changed group name to 'tHe ReVeNgErS'
Bruce added Loki, Thor, Steve, Clint, Natasha Loki: The fuck is this for? Clint: prepare for the embodiment of hell, all found in this group chat. Startiinnng... now. Steve: WE LITERALLY LIVE IN THE SAME TOWER WHY DO WE NEED THIS Steve: And where is Tony?Bruce has added Tony Tony: SUP FUCKERS  Clint: Why Bruce Bruce : ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Steve asked. Tony has changed Steve's nickname to 'The Twunk of America  The Twunk of America: TONY IM NOT A TWUNK Loki: Twunk? Tf? Clint: I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING AMAZING Clint changed Loki's nickname to 'The God of Twinks' The God of Twinks: I'm going to kill you in your sleep Clint. Clint: I'd like to see you try :) The God of Twinks: I'll be more than enough to slit your throat as you sleep but if you insist that I need help The God of Twinks: @Natasha Natasha: As much as I love you, Loki, that is a hilarious nickname The God of Twinks: I can't believe it. The God of Twinks:  After everything I've done for you. The God of Twinks: After all the spiders I've killed for you? Natasha: Don't mention that here  The God of Twinks: Bite me, pretty lady.  Natasha changed her own name to 'Too gay for that shit' Too gay for that shit: No thanks The God of Twinks: Then the next time there's a spider in your room? The God of Twinks: Perish. Too Gay for that shit: LOKI YOU KNOW HOW TERRIFYING THOSE THINGS ARE PLEASEHELP ME Too Gay for that shit: ONE JUST CRAWLED INTO MY ROOM ISTG LOKI GET HERE NOW The God of Twinks: Suddenly I can't read. Too Gay for that shit: @The God of Twinks P L E A S E  The God of Twinks: Sigh. The God of Twinks: Because I am such a charitable God, I'll help you with your problem. Too Gay for that shit: THANK YOU Clint: Wait Clint: Wait Clint: Wait Clint: Where did Loki vanish to? I swear he was in the kitchen just a few seconds ago. Too Gay for that shit: ... @The God of Twinks Too Gay for that shit: @The God of Twinks Too Gay for that shit: @The God of Twinks Too Gay for that shit: @The God of Twinks Too Gay for that shit: @The God of Twinks The God of Twinks: Fear me, Widow woman. Too Gay for that shit: LOKI YOU EVIL FUCK WHY WOULD YOU TORTURE ME LIKE THIS Clint: @Too Gay for that shit ???? Clint: what did he do Too Gay for that shit: HE TURNED HIMSELF INTO A SPIDER AND KEPT CRAWLING TOWARDS ME Too Gay for that shit: HE KNOWS I'M ARACHNOPHOBIC  Too Gay for that shit: HE'S NOT CHANGING BACK  Clint: YOU'RE ARACHNOPHOBIC?! Tony: Dude Tony: How do you not hear her scream every time there's a spider Twunk of America: Yeah. She screams very loudly Clint: but... but... Clint: She's the Black Widow... Too Gay for that shit: I never had the heart to tell you Too Gay for that shit: You said you were complimenting me Too Gay for that shit: and you love spiders Too Gay for that shit: you cried when your tarantula Rosy died Clint: ... Tony: Oh my god is Clint crying Tony: Yooo, holy fuck! The God of Twinks: That was the fastest I've ever seen Nat run Too Gay for that shit: @Clint I'm so sorry Clint: You could have told me Too Gay for that shit: I'm so fucking sorry Tony: Wow this is sad Tony: Also I found a guy Tony: He's my man crush Bruce: Ooo, Tony has a crush! Bruce: Show. Tony: HE'S A WHOLE DADDY Tony: HE CAN USE MY FACE AS A TRAMPOLINE Tony: I BUMPED INTO THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER IN THE STREET AND MY KNEES SHOOK  Clint: Jesus, just send a picture already Tony: 'Photo'  Bruce: Wait 
Bruce has added Stephen
 Clint: Ohshit Steve: Ohshit Too Gay for that shit: Ohshit Thor: Ohshit The God of Twinks: Ohshit Tony: Ohshit Stephen: Bruce. Why did you add me here? You know I hate group chats Stephen: Why is there a picture of me? Tony: don't scroll up don't scroll up don't scroll up Steve: Why did Tony just run into my room crying about how his life is ruined and that his friend betrayed him? Bruce: Look up, Steve. Stephen: ahem.. Stephen: Tell Mr. Stark that I am quite flattered. Bruce: I wonder how much of New York hears Tony's scream just now The God of Twinks: Brucie. The God of Twinks: I'm bored. The God of Twinks: Come please me. Bruce: Oho Bruce: Don't mind if I do Tony: BRUCE Tony: I SWEAR TO GOD  Tony: FIRST YOU'RE GOING TO EMBARRASS ME IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH Tony: AND THEN YOU'RE GOING TO SHOVE IT IN MY FACE BY GETTING LAID Stephen: I never rejected your proposal, Mr. Stark. Tony: holyshit Tony: GUESS WHO'S GETTING DICKED DOWN TONIGHT LADS Stephen: I take back everything. Tony: Aww… Clint: I'm leaving until tomorrow at 1pm @The God of Twinks @Bruce Clint: Please don't use my bed Clint: Or my shower Too gay for this shit: ^^^^^^^ The God of Twinks: No promises Tony: Stephen... :c Stephen: What? Tony: Pleeeeaaaasseee? Clint: I feel sorry for you @Stephen Bruce: He's a wizard he'll live Stephen: What's so bad about that? He seems like a decent guy. Tony: Holyshit he just called me decent Bruce: Haha Tony. Decent. You make me laugh Stephen Tony: You shut up Bruce. You're my qpp. The God of Twinks: Can you stop texting I'm trying to get laid here and all this buzzing is turning me off Thor: I JUST LOGGED IN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 MINUTES AND I DID NOT WANT TO HEAR THIS FROM MY BROTHER @Clint WHERE ARE YOU GOING I'M JOINING YOU Clint: I'm in my en suite. Meet me there. Thor: I'm on my way but. Why your en suite? Clint: Just hurry. Thor: On my way Clint places his phone on the bedside table, sitting on the edge of the bed as he rests his hands on his face. He lets out a small groan and stares at the floor while he waits for the Thunder god to turn up. 'I'm in deep shit' he thinks as his phone buzzes on the wood."What am I going to do?" Thor knocks on the door before walking in, and they stop in the doorway. "Hello, Hawk." They smile and head in, walking towards Clint. "H-Hi Thor." Clint stuttered, sitting up and throwing his legs to the side crossing them. "You seem worried. What's wrong?" Thor takes a seat next to Clint and looks at him curiously. "I-" Clint starts. How do you bring up the fact that you're in love with 2 guys at the same time to a 1000+ year old, Norse God who might be homophobic? (He doesn't know. He knows they aren't because Loki is gay and it doesn't bother them and the Liesmith has said outright that Asgard has a different view on sexuality and gender than Midgard. But still he has to be cautious, Loki is a liar and Thor might only tolerate it for their brother.)One of Thor's eyebrows raises and they tilt their head. "What is it? I don't understand why you're so nervous." "I'm in love with a guy," Clint sighs looking away from Thor. "That's it?" Thor chuckles and places a firm hand on Clint's shoulder. "There's nothing wrong with that! Why were you so nervous?" " I'm a guy. And I'm in love with 2 guys. I want to date one of them, but I can't choose." Clint hesitantly shoots Thor a glance. Thor thinks for a moment, before letting out a small hum. "Why don't you date both of them?" Clint whips his head to look at the God, "Midgard is different. You're only allowed one partner here. All my friends would think I'm a whore or something.""Your friends wouldn't think that at all. It's good to be a little different Clint. Besides, we're going through the same thing. I like 2 guys as well." Clint's face fell, "Oh. Yeah. I guess." He mumbles, looking at the white tile. "C'mon. We could ask the others what they'd think if you want." They smile. Clint hummed and took out his phone. [tHe ReVeNgErS] Clint: What would you guys say if I dated 2 dudes at once? Tony: That means more dick for you Tony: I'd be jealousClint sniggers a little. [tHe ReVeNgErS] Too Gay for that shit: double the dick, double the cuddles, double everything. Too Gay for that shit: whatever makes you happy y'know The Twunk of America: I agree with Nat The Twunk of America: If 2 boyfriends make you happy then go for it The Twunk of America: I'd just have more people to hurt if they hurt you The Twunk of America: :D Clint: Hah, thanks Steve. Clint: Just waiting on Loki and Bruce's opinion, I guess. Tony: I think they're fucking Thor looks up as Tony is typing. "Why don't we call them?" They ask, dialing Bruce's number."You think that's a good idea?" Clint frowns, but he just earns a clueless shrug and a smirk from Thor. Bruce's tongue trails down Loki's V-line, down to his thighs. He plants sweet little kisses along Loki's inner thigh before adding more tongue and then nibbling and then sucking and nipping to leave purple marks the colours of galaxies. Loki's back arches as he lets out shameless moans. Bruce's nails dig into Loki's skin as he trails back up, and the ringing of the phone doesn't stop him. Loki fumbles to pick up Bruce's ringing phone from the tableside. "Nngh... Hello?" "Loki?" "What do you want, sibling?" Bruce smirks a little, and his tongue starts to lick over the tip of Loki's length, teasing him mercilessly. "Clint needs your opinion on something. Yours and Bruce's, is he with you?" Thor booms over the phone, their voice is echoey, so they’re on speaker. Bruce lips a stripe up Loki's cock. He stifled a moan with his hand. "Stop it, it's my sibling on the phone." Thor and Clint hear Loki's voice muffled so the mic must be in his shoulder to muffle any sound. "Yes, Bruce is with me. What is it that you need?" He asks, squirming slightly. Bruce simply smirks, and he drags his nails down Loki's skin, earning a delightful noise from Loki's throat. "S-Stop!" The God breathes out, glaring down at Bruce. Clint and Thor are confused on the other side as The God starts to explain Clint's problem. "Ah~! Uh!" Loki coughs from the other side to cover a moan, and they hear a sound that sounds like someone being hit and a quiet "ouch" from a different voice. "That's cool with m-mmph! Me. Whatever  makes him happy- I -oh!- I guess."
"Loki? Are you alright?"
"A-Ahh~! Yes, I'm fine!" He mumbles out from behind gritted teeth. "And what about Bruce? What does he think?" "I'm fine with it. As long as everyone is." Bruce says over a squeak from Loki. "Okay... Thanks." "Alright, okay - nngh! - gotta go!" Loki says hurriedly, hanging up the call. "Bruce, you little shit-" "You enjoyed it, you exhibitionistic slut."Bruce smirks before he takes Loki's cock into his mouth and sucks. Loki throws the phone to the side. "You're answering -ngh~- all the awkward questions. Ah!" Bruce smirks around Loki's cock before taking in the whole thing in his mouth. Loki's back arches, his moans slipping out shamelessly. Clint and Thor choked in their breath as Loki's moans drifted over the line. Bruce was giving Loki a blowjob while Loki was on the phone. Cint scrambles for the phone to end the call but they, unfortunately, had hear Loki moan out out the word "daddy" before he did. [tHe ReVeNgErS] Clint: I JUST HEARD LOKI CALL BRUCE  DADDY Clint: @The Twunk of America DO YOU HAVE YOUR BRAIN BLEACH I NEED IT The Twunk of America: Oh my god The Twunk of America has changed Bruce's nickname to "Daddy Brucie"  The Twunk of America: Now we wait. Thor: STEVE NO The Twunk of America: Steve yes Clint:   'Photo' @The Twunk of America Clint: Found the brain bleach Chugs  Thor: please do not do that Thor: I shall be sad 
Clint changes his name to 'Death's sweet embrace'
 Thor: Clint I swear to Odin Thor: You can't die Thor: I haven't told you about my feelings yet >:( Tony: Holyshit Stephen: Holyshit The Twunk of America: Holysit Too Gay for this Shit: Holyshit Clint: kHOLYSHIT MWEJJEJEUEIEJEUD JDB Thor: Oh yeah there's other people here Thor: Oops Thor has left the group chat.  Clint: :'( [Private messages - Thor] Clint: Uhhhhhhh Clint: Thor Thor: Yes? Clint: Those 'feelings' you talked about? Clint: Weretheyromantic?  Thor: Uhhhh Thor: Yes. Thor: But... Thor: Ialsolikethatotherhumanboy, Ryan  Clint blinked at his screen. He opened Instagram. [Private messages - Thor] Clint: Uhhhhhhh Clint: Does this Ryan look like this? Clint: 'Photo' Thor: ... yesThor: Loki has brought him over a few times. Don't you remember? Clint: He's one of the guys I'm in love with Thor: so is this like a competition Thor: who's the other one? Clint: You Thor: ...Thor places their phone down carefully, before grabbing a pillow and shoving their face in it, blushing madly as they scream a little into it. Thor's whole body sparks and the crackle of electricity reverberates around the room.  [Private messages - Clint] Thor: I have found myself in love with you as well and I wish to court you Clint: Why are you so formal about it? Thor: I SPEAK FORMALLY WHEN I'M NERVOUS DON'T JUDGE ME  Clint: OKAY I'M SORRY [tHe ReVeNgErS] The Twunk of America: @Death's sweet embrace Tony: @Death's sweet embrace The God of Twinks: @Death's sweet embrace The God of Twinks: HOW IS IT GOING Daddy Brucie: WAIT WAIT WHAT HAPPENED  Daddy Brucie: @Death's sweet embrace The Twunk of America: READ UP The Twunk of America: THOR BASICALLY OUTED HIMSELF Daddy Brucie: HOLYSHIT THAT'S AMAZING Daddy Brucie: WAIT Daddy Brucie: @The God of Twinks WHY DIDN'T YOU END THE CALL YOU PIECE OF SHIT  The God of Twinks: I THOUGHT I DID END THE CALL The God of Twinks: DON'T BE MAD AT ME DADDY The Twunk of America: TAKE THIS TO PMS I DON’T WANT TO BE IN THE MIDDLE OF YOUR SEXTING YOU HORNY FUCKING HOMOS  Tony: ... Death's sweet embrace: ... Too Gay for that shit: ... Daddy Brucie: ... The God of Twinks: ... Tony: FOR GOSH'S SAKE, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE The God of Twinks has added Ryan  Death's sweet embrace: Ohshit The God of Twinks has added Thor  Thor: Ohshit Ryan: Well hello Death's sweet embrace: uhh thOR  Thor: cliNT Too Gay for that shit: So uh... Too Gay for that shit: Clint's gay @Ryan Death's sweet embrace: time to die Thor: I am also gay! Ryan: I bet I'm gayer than both of you two @Thor @Death's sweet embrace [Private messages - Tony] Clint: TONYClint: ME AND THOR BOTH REALLY LIKE RYAN [tHe ReVeNgErS] Death's sweet embrace: try me Thor: Battle to the death The God of Twinks: Hey gaylords why don't you fight with your mouths and tongues Ryan: Hoho Ryan: Don't mind if I do. Death's sweet embrace: T O N Y Tony: HE SAID YESThe lightning in Thor's room was more frequent and the small rumbles of Thunder were getting louder.  [Private messages - Ryan] Clint: Hey so uhhh Clint: do you wanna like Clint: Be mine and Thor's boyfriend Clint: like do you wanna date both of us [Private messages - Thor] Clint: Do you wanna date me Thor: I'd love to! [Private messages - Ryan] Ryan: You don't know how long I've waited for that question Ryan: Of course Clint: excuse me you what Ryan: I've liked you for ages, Clint Clint: ...oh. [Private messages - Thor] Ryan: so like we are a thing? Ryan: We're a big gay threeway Thor: We are not a road, Ryan [tHe ReVeNgErS] Ryan: 'Screenshot' Ryan: @Death's sweet embrace Ryan: We're not a road, Clint Clint: That's a freeway @Thor Tony: HAHAHAHA OH MY GOD  Too Gay for that shit: THAT'S ADORABLE OMG Thor: I will leave again Clint: Nooooo! Ryan: please don't The God of Twinks: Leave Midgard while you're at it Ryan: LOKI The God of Twinks: Yes? Ryan: Perish. The God of Twinks: That's not nice Ryan: You're not nice The God of Twinks: I know The Twunk of America: y'know who I miss The Twunk of America: Bucky :( Tony: Cough gay cough The Twunk of America: YOU KNOW WHAT The Twunk of America: I AM GAY The Twunk of America: I AM VERY FUCKING GAY FOR BUCKY BARNES 
The Twunk of America added Bucky the Lucky Barnes
 Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Why am I here Bucky the Lucky Barnes: What do you want from me The Twunk of America: It's a group chat you fuck Bucky the Lucky Barnes: I can see that Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Why am I here though? Tony: Because Steve wants to admit his gay love for you Stephen: Who is this "Bucky"? The Twunk of America: He's my friend from back when I was in the war The Twunk of America: who somehow survived 70 years The Twunk of America: And I am really gay for him The Twunk of America: And I have been for a long time The Twunk of America: but I'm 99% sure that he doesn't like me back Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Steve I am right here, you know Tony: What Steve is trying to say is that he wants Bucky to fuck him senseless The Twunk of America: Well yes The Twunk of America: but I also want him to date me Bucky the Lucky Barnes: ... Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Why didn't you ask me this 70 years ago?!  The Twunk of America: Let me see The Twunk of America: It was like 1940 something and gays weren't accepted back then The Twunk of America: You fell off a train and I thought you died The Twunk of America: Oh. The Twunk of America: And maybe also the fact that you flirted with every woman you saw back then?  Tony: Ooooooooooh The God of Twinks: R O A S T E D Bucky the Lucky Barnes: I'm going to find 50 different ways to kill you in your sleep and use every single one of them on you Bucky the Lucky Barnes: And if you'd paid any attention, you would have noticed the flirting meant nothing and I was actually trying to flirt with you but you were too dumb to realise. Daddy Brucie: Steve is an oblivious fuck The Twunk of America: ... The Twunk of America: Wellitsbeen70yearssosurelyyoudontlikemeanymore Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Areyousureaboutthat Daddy Brucie: oh my god, just fuck each other already Bucky the Lucky Barnes: On it Bucky the Lucky Barnes: @The Twunk of America get your ass down to Jaques Bucky the Lucky Barnes: You have 15 minutes The Twunk of America: holy fuck The Twunk of America: THANKS BRUCE Daddy Brucie: You're welcome Tony: STEVE OMG I'M GLAD YOU FINALLY GOT A GOOD DICKIN' The Twunk of America: I will see y'all later ;)) Daddy Brucie: Remember, kids! No sex without latex! Steve lets out a small chuckle, before turning off his phone and slipping it into his pocket. He quickly heads out, heading towards Jaques. As soon as he finishes changing into some nice but casual clothes, a shirtless Bruce runs up to him, almost knocking him over. "Here!" He exclaims, thrusting a small bottle of lube and a packet of condoms into his hands, "you're gonna need them." Bruce runs back into his room."Ah... T-Thanks." Steve has to quickly find a way to hide them before he rushes out of Stark Towers and along crowded streets.The first avenger slips out and the bell above the door chimes as he steps inside. Simon - one of the owners - waves to him as he sits down. Steve sits quietly, waiting patiently and he fiddles with his fingers, letting out a shaky sigh.Bucky slides into the booth and takes Steve's hands. "Hey."Bucky stares shamelessly at Steve, his short sleeves show off his muscles and his hair frames his face perfectly. "I-um." He stutters, not focusing on anything other than how beautiful Steve's eyes look in the light. Steve looks up at him and bites his lip, smiling. "It's... been a while.""You can say that again." Bucky chuckles. Simon comes over, a smile on his face, "May I take your orders, Sirs?""Uh... I, uhm. Give a little longer please." Steve stutters, smiling nervously.Simon smiles and he skips off back to his husband behind the register. Steve checks the group chat while Bucky is still reading the menu.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Tony: $10 SAYS STEVE BOTTOMS The Twunk of America: I'm selling Tony The Twunk of America: He's going for $5 Tony: gasp Steve! I'm offended! I'm worth $6 at least  The Twunk of America: I meant what I saidSteve quickly slips his phone back in his pocket and turns his attention back to Bucky. "You decided on what you want?" He smiles softly."Yeah." Bruce smiles. "I'll have the chocolate waffle.""Good choice." Steve rests his chin on his hand, his elbow propped on the table as he smiles."So uh..." Steve says, "how did you survive those 70 years?"Bucky lets out a small hum. "It's a long story. Lots to do with Hydra and a doctor. And a metal arm." He says with a small chuckle, his hand rests on top of Steve's that was resting on the table."Oh..." Steve hummed.Bucky shifts a little, and as he turns his head, Steve notices the little ponytail that his hair is in."You grew out your hair." Steve comments."So I did." He chuckles, smiling."I remember that mullet you had back in '39." Steve laughs, "that was not a good look for you.""And I remember when you were just a scrawny little runt who needed saving all the time." Bucky shoots back, sniggering."I was lean!" Steve defends, "I wasn't scrawny!""Scrawny~" Bucky taunts, smirking."Remember that one date you had and it turned out to be Renolds in a wig?" Steve burst out laughing, tears collecting at the corners of his eyes."At least I knew how to talk to girls, Mr. Stuttering mess in front of Agent Carter."Steve raises his hands in mock surrender. "I was 19 and she was the first pretty lady I had met after realizing I was gay. I was nervous and closeted."Bucky rolls his eyes, shaking his head with a big shameless smile on his face. "You ready to order?""Yeah." Steve smiles as he waves Simon over."What can I get for you Steve?""The blueberry pancakes please, Simon.""And your date?"Steve blushed and looked over at Bucky and the Soldier stammered in embarrassment, "Uh-Um. Chocolate waffles, please."Bucky chuckles a little, and Steve hides away slightly as his cheeks flush."Don't worry, boys. I won't tell the world that Captain America has a boyfriend." The waiter laughed as he skipped away."He seems nice." Bucky hums, smiling."He's great. He opened this place a few years ago with his husband. It does the best pancakes in town." Steve comments.Bucky let's out a small yawn, his head lolling slightly to the side. He looks tired."You wanna sleep at mine? You look exhausted.""I don't want to bother you or the others.""Come crash. It'll be fun.""Really, Steve, it's fine."Steve gives Bucky the puppy eyes, "please? Crash in my room? Or you can have one of the guest rooms on the residential floor."Bucky rolls his eyes and sighs, and he smiles. "Fine. But I'm spooning you.""I'm ok with that. Big or little?""Definitely not." Bucky leans forward, taunting smirk on his face. Steve leaned back and crossed his arms, "I tried.""A valiant effort." Bucky's eyes flicker to Steve's lips. Steve leans ever so slightly forward and his eyes linger of Bucky's lips as well. Bucky's still staring down at Steve's lips, and he licks his own quickly, a smirk tugging at the corner of his mouth. The lean towards each other slowly and they're only a few inches away from each other now. Bucky grins, and he moves back again, earning a pout and a whine from Steve. "Youteasinglittleshit-" Steve breathes out quickly."Foods here," Bucky smiles."No you don't," Bucky smiles, cutting into his waffles.Steve groans, rolling his eyes as he cuts into his own as well. Steve looks up at Bucky as he takes his first bite and his eyes look to the ceiling and he moans orgasmically."Jesus, Bucky- be a bit quieter, would ya?"The long haired male looks at the avenger and stares. Steve's eyes are wide and he gulps when the older looks at him."What?" Bucky asks, tilting a brow."You're staring at me." Bucky states snapping his fingers in front of Steve's face. Steve snaps out of his trance and gulps. "I uh- you moaned." Steve whispered. "I-I want to hear more."The corners of Bucky's lips upturn a little, a smirk on his face. "Is that so?"Steve blushes and he shoves a large mouthful of pancake into his mouth. Bucky chuckles a little. His foot travels up along the inside of Steve's leg and up his thigh, his foot resting near Steve's crotch. Steve chokes on his food as he feels Bucky's booted foot press into his crotch. His eyes are wide and he looks to Bucky "Bucky!" He coughs. Bucky looks at Steve as if he hasn't done anything wrong. "What?" He looks as innocent as possible before an evil smirk flickers across his face."You know what. We're in public .""But I'm not doing anything, Steve." Bucky shrugs while he puts a forkful of pancake in his mouth. Steve narrows his eyes."Yes, you are."Bucky presses his foot harder, his glare hardening. "No, I'm not."Steve has to hold in a moan as Bucky's cock presses on his dick, his teasing and sexual looks, noises and actions aroused Steve and that's just what Bucky wanted. Bucky's evil smirk maintained on his face, all while Steve squirmed and held back as much as he could. "Well, Steve, the food was delicious. Thank you.""I'm glad you-" Steve starts before Bucky places pressure on the base of his straining cock and he forced the next words out through grits teeth. "Enjoyed it.""I'll be back in a sec. Don't go anywhere." Bucky's voice turns into a low growl as he says that last bit, and he gets up with a malicious grin and walks off somewhere. Steve sits at the table awkwardly fiddling with his fingers, he's so hard it's almost painful, he wants to just escape to the nearest bathroom and jerk off, he doesn't care he's in public anymore.Bucky returns after a few moments, Steve notices him slip something into his pocket - a key? Bucky nods his head towards the bathroom as if to say, 'follow me there' before he turns on his heel and heads off again. Steve follows close behind on his tail, and they trail into the bathroom. Steve's back is turned to Bucky when he hears a little 'click!' and the sound of the key being thrown aside somewhere. He then feels Bucky's firm hand on his shoulder, and Bucky forcefully turns Steve around, slamming the Avenger into the wall. His hand moves to the soldier's jaw, forcing his head up so the older has easy access to Steve's neck, attacking him with kisses and nibbles.Steve moans as Bucky bites into his skin. Bucky's leg slips in between Steve's thighs and his thigh presses against the blonde's aching cock. "Bucky~" he moans, quieter than a whisper. Bucky's tongue trails up Steve's neck and to his cheek, and he moves away to look the blonde in the eyes before smashing their lips together. Bucky's hand moves to wrap around Steve's neck - tight enough To make him light-headed, but not tight enough to suffocate him - while they make out. Steve's head turns to his side to draw breath as Bucky's free hand undoes the button on his jeans and slips past the elastic of his underwear. "Nghh~!" Steve moans, loudly, shamelessly. Steve's vision blurs a little, and he starts to gasp for air as tears prick in the corners. Bucky's hand moves from his throat to his hair, yanking it hard so his head jerks back, so he can look at Steve. Steve who's a red, hot, sweaty, panting mess. Tongue out, drooling, tears starting to spill kind of mess.Bucky's cock twitches and he licks the shell of Steve's ear as his hand starts to jerk and squeeze the other's shaft. "You're doing so well, baby." He whispers, kissing along Steve's sharp jawline."Nnngh..." Steve screws his eyes shut, clenching his fists and throwing his head back. When he feels Bucky's hand squeeze at his cock, he throws his head back forward as he lets out a loud and shameless moan. He hangs his head low, gasping and panting, his eyes still shut and his knuckles turning white at how hard his fists are clenching."Like that?" Bucky pants, cock grinding against Steve's thigh. He moans into Steve's ear and the soldier tangles a hand in Bucky's hair and presses their mouths together sloppily. "Bucky~!"Bucky smirks, accepting this kiss and forcing his tongue into Steve's mouth. His free hand takes Steve's thigh, lifting it up and wrapping it around the older's waist, nails digging into the fabric and the skin shamelessly. He changes the position of his hands, pads angled just the right amount so he can leave dark bruises in the shape of his fingertips."Bucky~I'm gonna- I'm so close" Steve whines. Bucky grins, moving back from their sloppy kissing and letting go of Steve completely. "Let's get going."Steve squeaks at the loss of contact and he suddenly feels cold. Bucky is unlocking the bathroom and Steve hurriedly buttons up his pants and awkwardly shuffles after him.Bucky throws the key to Simon, smiling and nodding his acknowledgment, before slipping his hands into his pockets as he heads out. [tHe ReVeNgErS] The Twunk of America: I fucking hate Bucky Tony: That's funny considering not too long ago you admitted that you wanted him to fuck you senseless 
Bucky the Lucky Barnes changed his name to 'Steve is my BITCH'
 Steve is my BITCH: he's just salty because I jerked him off almost to the point of cumming and I'm not letting him finish until we get back to his place Tony: This isn't fair Tony: How come Steve gets laid before me Tony: How come Steve gets a boyfriend before me The Twunk of America: I had this guy before you were born, Tony Tony: HOW COME ANYONE IN THIS FUCKING TEAM GOT A PARTNER BEFORE ME Tony: EVEN FUCKING THOR GOT A BOYFRIEND BEFORE ME Tony: THEY GOT TWO BOYFRIENDS BEFORE ME! Too Gay for that Shit: I'm single Tony: You're a lesbian and even you're going to get a boyfriend before me Daddy Bruice: That's the truest shit Tony: even Bruce agrees with me Tony: literally ready to fucking die The God of Twinks: Hurry up and do it then Stephen: Do I not exist? Tony: First of all, Stephen, you haven't dicked me down yet, Tony: Second of all, you didn't follow Beyoncé's advice. Tony: You haven't put a ring on it Tony: smh Daddy Brucie: smh Tony: A RING BOX JUST DROPPED OUT OF FUCKING NOWHERE  Daddy Brucie: Holy shit Stephen: I'm literally a fucking wizard how do you forget this 
Tony changed Stephen's nickname to 'yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn'
 yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn: I take the ring back. "Can you consider us boyfriends yet?" Steve asks, looking up curiously at Bucky as they walk side by side towards Stark Towers. Bucky slips his hand into Steven's "Yes. I've wanted to hear that for so long ."Steve blushes a little and smiles, squeezing Bucky's hand. "You're secretly a sap." Steve taunts. "You're forgetting that I am literally going to destroy you when we get back. You better bask in the moment before I fuck you senseless like you so asked.""Why did I expect anything different from you?" Steve sighed, smiling affectionately. Bucky shrugs and hums a little, pulling Steve closer to him. Protectively."I love you." He mumbles into his chest. The sea if people part around them and Steve wraps his arms around Bucky and smiles. "I love you too."Bucky rests a hand on the back of Steve's head, the other on the little of his back. Bucky snuggles his head into Steve's hair and smiles a little into it."You smell like sweat." Bucky mumbles. "Way to ruin the moment, Bucky.""I never said I don't like it." He chuckles, "It's my work anyways."Steve blushes and Bucky's knee nudges Steve's cock again and Steve bits down on his lip to stop a moan. "Can we get back home because in a minute I'm gonna beg you to fuck me right here, right now." Steve growled.Bucky smirks, "Don't mind if I do." He takes Steve's hand and starts to walk with him, Steve quickening the pace and pulling Bucky along.As soon as they pass the threshold of the elevator - an impressive time of 10 minutes for 2 guys almost glued to each other and with desperately aching erections - they're glued to each other again, lips locked and hands roaming as they ascend to Steve’s floor.Bucky leads as Steve blindly stumbles back and the soldier kisses the Avenger all the way to his room as if he’s lived there his entire life. Bucky pushes Steve, and he goes stumbling, falling back on the bed. Bucky smirks as he leans over Steve, his knee sliding in between Steve's legs and pressing hard against his erection."Ahngh~!" Steve gasps, wriggling under Bucky.A groan of delight rumbles in Bucky's throat and he leans over to kiss Steve's neck, and leaning over causes him to press harder into Steve's erection.Bucky's shirt is ripped off him and that starts the flurry of clothes being thrown to the floor in a desperate hurry. Bucky picks Steve up and throws him into the middle of the bed so he's not sat on the edge, and he dives to attack Steve's slightly tanned skin. Bucky was not at all delicate with his mark making, unlike how Bruce would carefully mark Loki - no, Bucky just wanted to mark his territory and he wanted to mark it now. Marks of belonging littered Steve's neck and chest. The marks were left there roughly, bitten into his skin almost painfully, bit he didn't mind. The blonde swept Bucky off balance and straddled him, hand on his chest. "I want to ride you." He pants, a sexy smirk splitting his face in two as an embarrassed flush spreads across his cheeks. Bucky bites his lip, squirming slightly before letting out a shameless groan. "Be my fucking guest." He breathes out.Steve smiles as he leans down to kiss Bucky, one hand preparing himself. Bucky places his rough hands in Steve's hair, his grip tight as he licks the blond's bottom lip, waiting for permission. Steve willingly opens his mouth, shameless moans slipping from his lips and spilling into Bucky's mouth as he adds another finger. Bucky's tongue slips into Steve's mouth, exploring every possible inch, even Bucky was starting to moan a bit, though he tried to hold strong. Steve pulls back after a while back he scrambles off Bucky after another quick peck and searches for his pants."And what do you think you're doing?" Bucky mumbles, his voice deep and raspy as his glare follows Steve, sitting himself up."Finding the lube." Steve rasps."Who cares about that. I'll fuck you rough." Bucky scoffs, scrunching his nose up a little."I'm sorry. I might want you to fuck me raw, but I don't Bruce probing shit up my ass because we were stupid and skipped the lube." Steve says as he makes his way back to Bucky with a small bottle of lube."Tch." Bucky rolls his eyes and looks away.Steve straddles Bucky again, pouring lube onto his hand and jerking his lubed hand up his shaft a few times. "Ready?" Steve asks as he positions Bucky's cock at his entrance. Bucky lies back, placing his hands behind his head, shrugging and smirking. "You're the one who's gonna suffer." Now that he thinks about it, Steve hasn't taken a proper look at just how big Bucky's member is. Steve thinks 'fuck it' he's prepped enough, and he sits on Bucky's shaft. He feels like he's being filled. He feels so full but there's still more..Bucky let's out a small grunt, and he places his hands on Steve's hips. He grins, using his might to push Steve down while he thrusts up, earning a loud yelp and tears from Steve. Steve grits his teeth and he stayed still for a moment and Bucky worries he hurt the soldier."Steve... You okay...?" [tHe ReVeNgErS] Tony: What the fuck is Bucky doing to Steve Tony: Did anyone else just hear Steve yelp like a kicked puppy? The God of Twinks: No I didn't The God of Twinks: I tend not to listen to my friends having sex  Tony: I WASN'T LISTENING ON PURPOSE  Tony: HE'S JUST LOUDSteve nods, wiping his stray tears. "I'm fine." He replies. Bucky's hand reaches up and cups his cheeks, thumb running over his cheekbone. Steve places his own hand over Bucky's and jerks his hips up, almost coming all the way off Bucky, and slamming down hard and fast. Loud moans are ripped from both males’ throats and they mix and dance in the air. Bucky puts his hands on Steve's hips, grip tight and firm, nails digging in ever so slightly. He bites his lip, smiling a little bit. "Nngh, you're so good, Steve."Steve repeats what he did and he hits his prostate, he calls out Bucky's name in a moan. His pace gets faster and Bucky's noises of pleasure start to appear as well. Bucky bites his lip, throwing his head back and arching up a little bit. His nails leave tiny crescent moons in Steve's skin, little droplets of crimson beading at the top. His rough hands rest themselves on Steve's shoulders, and he pushes Steve down onto his cock as rough as he can, earning a loud yelp from Steve. Bucky bites his lip, throwing his head back and arching up a little bit. His nails leave tiny crescent moons in Steve's skin, little droplets of crimson beading at the top. His rough hands rest themselves on Steve's shoulders, and he pushes Steve down onto his cock as rough as he can, earning a loud yelp from Steve. 
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Tony: SERIOUSLY Tony: WHAT IS BUCKY DOING TO STEVE Daddy Brucie: Holy shit The God of Twinks: Bucky must be one hell of a fucker Daddy Brucie: Glad to know we're thinking on the same page Tony: ^^^^^^^^ "Bucky~! I'm close~ I'm close." Steve moans
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Daddy Brucie: @Thor Daddy Brucie: remember that orgy ship? Thor: yeah Daddy Brucie: We should have brought that back here tbh"Nngh... don't come yet baby. Don't come yet." He grunts, he slams himself into Steve and Steve yelps again, moans loud and shameless - louder than ever before.
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Tony: THAT WAS A MOAN Tony: WHY DOES STEVE HAVE TO BE SO LOUD  Tony: HE WAS INNOCENT BEFORE THIS Tony: @Steve is my BITCH I BLAME YOU Steve screws his eyes shut tight, yelping whenever Bucky thrusts into him, hot tears slipping down his cheeks. Bucky let's out a grunt as his dick throbs. "Nnngh... Baby..."Steve stops as he buries Bucky deep inside him. He leans forward and pants "Fuck me, Bucky." Bucky smirks. "Don't mind if I do." He mumbles. His hand grabs Steve's throat, holding his head high as he starts to thrust into Steve again, harder and harder and as deep as he can and as fast as he can. Steve is thrown onto the bed and he moans at the new angle. "Bucky! Please~ I want to come~!" Steve beggs.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Tony: JFC Tony: I WANT STEPHEN TO FUCK ME THAT GOOD UGH Tony: I WANT A BOYFRIEND GDI"Nngh, not yet baby." Bucky growls, grunting slightly. [tHe ReVeNgErS]The God of Twinks: JFC  The God of Twinks: SHUT UP ALREADY AND LET THEM FUCK IN PEACE Tony: I'M DEPRESSED LOKI The God of Twinks: I GUESSED Tony: BITCH  Stephen's had travelled to his dick and he started to touch himself. Bucky lets out a moan. "Nnngh, Steve baby, I'm gonna- gonna cum...~"Bucky thrusts himself hard and deep into Steve, and he chokes out a loud moan as he feels himself explode in Steve. Steve lets out a yell and he comes, coating his hand and abdomen in the thick white substance. They stay in place for a while, panting.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Tony: Holy shit why is he sO LOUD Bucky lays back, smiling to himself a bit. "It's about damn time I got this." He mumbles. He grabs his phone. [tHe ReVeNgErS] Steve is my BITCH changed his name to 'Captain's Rodeo' Tony: YA'LL OWE ME $10 Captain's Rodeo: Did you bet on Steve being a bottom?  Tony: Yes Thor: Did Steve have fun at the Rodeo? Thor: They are those shows with bulls, no? Captain's Rodeo: How does anyone even think he's a top Captain's Rodeo: Oh, Thor hunny... Captain's Rodeo: No… The God of Twinks: ?????? I do not understand either The God of Twinks: Isn't this a Rodeo? The God of Twinks: 'screenshot'

Tony: Hey Loki you know how you're the one who takes the dick The God of Twinks: Yes? Tony: yeah well Tony: Bucky's the bull and Steve's the cowboy The God of Twinks: ohmygod Thor: ????? Tony: OH MY GOD IT MEANS THAT STEVE IS THE ONE WHO TAKES BUCKY'S MASSIVE DICK The Twunk of America: HOW DID ANYONE THINK I WOULD TOP The Twunk of America: I BLUSH AT EVERY THING  Tony: EVEN STEVE AGREES WITH US "Steeeeeve."Steve looks up from his phone "Hmm?”"Come cuddleeee." Bucky mumbles through his hands that were hiding his face. Steve smiles and crawls over to his boyfriend. Bucky lazily raises his arms, draping them over his soldier and pulling him down. Steve laces his fingers with Bucky's as he types. [tHe ReVeNgErS] The Twunk of America: I've just realized how nice sex is The God of Twinks: Welcome to a world of new experiences Tony: I wish I could say the fucking same >:( Tony: Which one of y'all is gonna pull through for me and set me up w/Stephen  yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn: Ask me out yourself yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn: Pussy Tony: wow wtf Daddy Brucie: Stephen please pull through for us I'm sick of Tony's whining. yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn: I'm sick of Tony's whining Tony: ... Tony has left the group chat  Daddy Brucie: Oh shit I think we actually upset him Daddy Brucie: Oh fuck Daddy Brucie: I feel bad now… 
[Private messages - Tony]
Stephen: I am sorry Stephen: I would like to date you, if the offer stands Tony: It's fine… Stephen: You are troubled Tony: I'm not. Tony lets out a sigh, curling up in his bed and throwing his phone to the side. Suddenly there was a whoosh of wind and a tall, slender Sorcerer stepped into his room."Go away." Tony grumbles, hiding under his blanket. Stephen sits on Tony's bed. "What's the matter?" He asks."Nothing."Stephen hummed, "I'm not leaving until you tell me."Stephen hums and crosses his legs, hands resting in his lap. Tony doesn't say anything, simply curling up further into the blanket. Stephen summons a book, humming as he sits with Tony. Tony curls up tighter, sighing slightly.
[Private messages - Bruce]
Tony is typing  
Tony is typing
Tony wants to text Bruce but as he's typing he realizes he doesn't really know what to say."You can leave you know," Tony grumbles."You haven't told me what's bothering you, yet," Stephen said."Nothing is bothering me. I'm just tired." Tony lies."I can see a future in which that is the case, but this future is not that one.""Seriously, Stephen, I'm fine.""I will not leave you until you tell me. You cannot blame me as I have seen multiple futures in which I leave and you..." Stephen trails off."In which I what, huh, Stephen? In which I hurt myself, or drink myself to death?! So fuck, Stephen! Leave me alone!""More often than not you die! And I refuse to lose you!" Stephen snaps and for the first time, Tony sees Stephen cry."Well if you can see into the bloody future so well why don't you find the one in which I tell you what's wrong, huh?! Now get out of my room!" He yells, his voice wavers and tears threaten to spill."I can't." The doctor whispers. "I can't figure out which future it is and it's driving me insane." Tony lets out a pathetic noise and he quickly scrambles under the blanket, hiding his face so Stephen wouldn't be able to see his tears. He hears Stephen let out a small sob and his breath hitches. "Tony." He whispers."I'm sorry," Tony whispers, choking back his own tears. "I'm sorry." Stephen stands up and stumbles backward, back hitting the wall behind him, eyes glassy and wide. He was staring at a point that doesn't exist as his hand tried to rip off the collar of his shirt. He needs to breathe, he can't breathe. Tony sits up, furrowing his brows. "Stephen? Hey, hey, Stephen, it's okay." He stands up slowly, reaching out a hand to the sorcerer. "Look, look it's me, it's Tony."Stephen starts scratching at his throat, long nails leaving red marks on his pale skin. His breathing is quick and shallow and he's not looking at Tony. He's not responding to Tony's presence atall andTony's scared beyond belief. 'You've got this Tony. It's just like when Bruce has panic attacks, okay? Just calm. If you can help Bruce, you can help Stephen.' Tony holds a gentle hand out to Stephen, frowning and biting his lip ever so slightly. "Stephen, come on, breathe. Breathe. In. Out. In. Out." He mumbles, trying his best to comfort the other male. He places his hands on Stephen's shoulders softly, "Focus on my voice. In. Hold. Out." He repeats his instructions until Stephen is looking at him and he's not heaving anymore. "It's okay, I promise ." Tony breathes, enveloping the wizard in a hug and his fingers are threaded through the black and grey locks. Stephen hiccups slightly, he buries his head into Tony's shoulder and lets out a small whimper. His arms wrap tightly around Tony's abdomen, and he grabs onto the fabric of Tony's shirt. "I'm sorry." Tony mumbles, one of his hands gently scratching Stephen's scalp. "I'm sorry."Tony can feel his shoulder dampen and he knows Stephen is crying. "You..." Stephen whispers. "You... it was- they- I couldn't- you couldn't-" His voice is croaky and his throat tightens before he can properly form his explanation."Hey, hey that doesn't matter. Ignore everything you thought would happen or saw what happened. Because I'm here now and that's all that matters. I'm here now ." Tony whispers, holding Stephen firmly.Stephen sobs against his chest. "You're here." He whispers. "You're here." He repeats the phrases almost like he’s trying to convince himself that Tony’s real, and not some cruel figment of the Wizard’s imagination, brought to life by his guilt and sorrow. Tony lets out a shaky sigh, his fingertips scratching Stephen's scalp gently. 'God, why did this have to happen now.' Tony thinks to himself. 'I have to be strong for him but... but it's too hard.' Tony lets out a few tears. "I'm so sorry." Stephen cries. "I wasn't there to save you."Tony hides his face, his grip on Stephen tightening as he starts to sob. Tony's legs give out and they both fall to their knees and curl towards one another, crying out their apologies. "I love you." Stephen sobs. Stephen pulls Tony into his lap, nuzzling his head into the top of Tony's hair. Tony curls up tight and close to the sorcerer, as close as he can get, sobbing into his chest desperately. "I love you too. I love you so much you don't understand." Tony sobs, hiding his face. His hands grab at Stephen's cloak. "Please don't ever leave me. Please, Stephen. Don't leave." Stephen sobs into Tony's chest. "I won't. I won't leave you."Tony swallows hard, his head buried in the crook of Stephen's neck. Tony pulls back from Stephen's neck and looks him lovingly before he leans in and kisses the Sorcerer. The kiss is soft and slow, full of emotion and it passes on the words they failed to communicate. Stephen's eyes widen a little, but he slowly sinks into the kiss too. His hands rest firmly at the small of Tony's back, while Tony's hands rest at Stephen's jaw, thumbs gently brushing the pale skin of Stephen's sharp cheekbones.In reality, the kiss doesn't last that long, but to them, it felt like a lifetime had passed and they still hadn't drifted apart. Tony faintly hears a door click shut and his phone buzzes of the nightstand, but he can't bring himself to check it. [tHe ReVeNgErS] The Twunk of America: I JUST WALKED IN ON TONY AND STEPHEN KISSING The God of Twinks: FINALLY HE'LL STOP WHINING Eventually, they pull away from each other, gasping ever so slightly for air. Tony swallows back the lump in his throat, staring wide-eyed and lovestruck into Stephen's eyes, before they collide again, desperate yet full of love all at the same time. Stephen gasps as Tony kisses him. 'He's a great kisser.' Stephen thinks as he kisses back, sloppy and unskilled. Tony lets out a small hum, his hands trailing to the back of Stephen's neck. Stephen's hands travel to Tony's cheeks, cupping them and he strokes Tony's cheekbones with his thumbs.Tony pulls back again and smiles a little bit. "We're okay, yeah? I'm okay. Alive." He mumbles, his words are quickly spoken and more like a ramble that actual affirmation."You're alive," Stephen repeats, sounding like he believes it this time. "You're ok. So am I. We're here, together. That's all that matters. I love you, Tony Stark."Tony smiles, soft and warm, resting his forehead on Stephen's. "I love you too, Stephen Strange."Stephen smiles and he closes his eyes, a thousand futures start playing out before him and they all make him smile. Tony twirls some strands of Stephen's hair between his fingers, letting out a small hum. He plants another gentle kiss on Stephen's lips, delicate, almost as if he were worried that Stephen was fragile and he might break him. Suddenly Tony is pulled very close and Stephen's face is squished into his chest. "Stephen?" "I guess the cloak likes you." Comes a muffled reply.Tony chuckles a little, pressing his face into Stephen's hair, taking in the Sorcerer's scent. "Well, I like the cloak too." He says with a laugh.They stay entangled for a long while until the cloak drops and Tony pulls away from Strange. [tHe ReVeNgErS] Tony: I HAVEN'T BEEN DICKED DOWN BY THIS BITCH YET BUT DAYUM Tony: IM GAY FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT Too Gay for this Shit: You're gay anyway Daddy Brucie: I'M PROUD OF YOU TONY Tony: YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD BRUCE Daddy Brucie: WHAT Tony:  Tony: forgot what I was gonna say Daddy Brucie: dumb ass Ryan: Hi Ryan: I exist Tony:  congrats you reached basic human function

Death's sweet embrace has changed Tony's nickname to 'Snark Industries'
 Death's sweet embrace: Hi Ryan  Snark Industries: Are you wrong?  Death's sweet embrace: Nope Thor: HELLO The God of Twinks: Guys why are you guys awake? The God of Twinks: It's like 3am ďThe  God of Twinks: Your fucking texting woke me upSnark Industries: .. Snark Industries: Loki Death's sweet embrace: It's 4pm Daddy Brucie: He had to have a nap cause I wore him out Daddy Brucie: ;)) Thor: My brother gets tired easily after manual labour Thor: It is not surprising that he fell asleep Thor: My brother is like a cat Daddy Brucie: Thor hunny no Daddy Brucie: That's not what I meant at all Thor : ? Ryan: JESUS CLINT YOU WEREN'T JOKING WHEN YOU SAID THOR WAS AN OBLIVIOUS FUCK Death's sweet embrace: we have a lot to teach him Snark Industries: Stephen is so soft I lovE HIM Daddy Bruce: I'm not going to ruin his innocence The God of Twinks: gUYS Snark Industries: whAT The God of Twinks: I FOUND SOMETHING AMAZING The God of Twinks: 'Photo' Snark Industries: IS THAT STEVE Snark Industries: HE'S THE ORIGINAL TWINK Captain's Rodeo: He was so scrawny and cute pffftt Captian's Rodeo: The Twunk of America 
Captain's Rodeo:
Wait until they find the song
 Death's Sweet embrace: oHMYGOD Death's Sweet embrace: ONE SEC BRB Snark Industries: YOU MADE IT YOUR PROFILE PICTURE Snark Industries: STEVE'S GONNA KILL YOU  Snark Industries: LET'S ALL CHANGE OUR PROFILE PICS TO THIS PHOTO Captain's Rodeo: He loves me too much to kill me Captain's Rodeo: You guys, on the other hand… 
The Twunk of America is typing
 Capitan's Rodeo: You're all fucked The Twunk of America: you're all dead to me Snark Industries: D: The Twunk of America: You're not getting away with it either Captain's Rodeo Captain's Rodeo: ƪ(ツ)∫ Captain's Rodeo: What ya gonna do about it anyways Snark Industries: He's gonna ban you from sex Captain's Rodeo: Funny considering he's the one usually asking for it The Twunk of America: buCKY STOP Captain's Rodeo: Well, I mean. What happened at Jaques? The Twunk of America: You shut the hell up you know fine well what happened you teasing piece of shit Snark Industries: OH MY GOD HE SWORE Snark Industries: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE STEVE Daddy Brucie: What happened at Jaques, The Twunk of America? The God of Twinks: I am intrigued Death's sweet embrace: ^^^^^ The Twunk of America: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT JAQUES Captain's Rodeo: I started teasing him and he got hard so I gave him a handjob in the bathroom an wouldn't let him come until we got back to Stark Towers where I fucked him raw The Twunk of America: ... Snark Industries: I bet if you saw Steve he'd be blushing to all hell rn Captain's Rodeo: 'Photo' Snark Industries: LOOK AT HIM AWWW The Twunk of America: I'm going to kill you Tony Captain's Rodeo: Why did Ryan and Clint just go offline at the exact same time? Daddy Brucie: It's better not to question Thor: I'll go find them The God of Twinks: Thor, nO-~Meanwhile~Clint lay on the bed, squirming and moaning as Ryan hovers above him, hand stroking his member at a pace so fast Clint feels like his skin is on fire.Clint squirms, biting his lip, his back arching."Ryan, nnngh-! Is, is it really fair to, to do this without Thor here?" He asks between pants, running a hand through his hair. Ryan smiles,"They can join us later."Ryan runs his thumb over Clint's slit and presses down on the head, squeezing his shaft. Clint whimpers and lets out a loud shameless moan, his hands grabbing at the bed sheets for some sort of release."Ryan~" he moans. Ryan kisses him as his hand works him faster.Thor wonders around the corridors, humming lightly to themself. They assume that they must be in Clint's room so that's the direction they head in. As they lay a hand on the door they hear Clint moan "Ryan~" and whimper before he pants and they hear the bed squeak."Ryan? Clint?" They call as they walk in.Thor stops short at the door when they notice what they've just walked in on. They go bright red, and they quickly look away, rubbing the back of their neck, their body sending off little sparks of lightning in every direction."S-Sorry..." They mumble.Ryan sits up - still stradling Clint - and he smirks,"Join us?" Thor's other boyfriend smiles contently,"Yeah, c'mon, Thor.""I-I, uhm.." Their eyes dart everywhere but to them and they shift on their feet awkwardly. The lightning bolts grow more intense, small rumbles of thunder can be heard."T-That's fine, I'll just, I'll leave you guys b-be-""Come on," Clint whines, "I want have fun with both of my partners.""R-Really, it's fine-" Thor's cut off by a sighing Ryan who stands up from where he is, heading over to the God and starting to drag them over to the bed."What?" Thor asks as Ryan sits them down on the bed. Clint kisses them as Ryan straddles the God. Thor's eyes widen, they go bright red and the sparks are intense around them. They let out a muffled sound, and they try to pull away from Clint but Clint won't allow it. They hear Clint moan and Clint pulls away. Ryan leans in for a kiss and Thor puts a hand on the Blond's chest."I'm- I've never had sex before," They blurt. "Do you still want me? I don't know what to do." Thor blushes and a jolt of lightning flickers from his eye. Ryan smiles, placing a hand on top of Thor's."It's fine, baby, we'll teach you~" He purrs.Thor smiles and turns to Clint. The Hawk smiles back,"It's ok, Thor."Ryan leans in again, his lips colliding with Thor's. Thor is much more willing this time, one hand on his hip and the other on the back of his neck. Thor feels their face go bright red as Ryan slips his tongue into the God's mouth, Clint kissing Thor's neck from behind. They can hear the crackling of electricity and as Ryan pulls away he looks at the tiny lightning bolts that spark and flare all over Thor's body."S-Sorry, this... this happens a lot..." Thor mumbles, looking laughs as he watches the sparks jump from one muscle to another. Ryan goes to say something but Clint beats him to the chase,"It's beautiful."Thor blushes deeply, their fingers nervously playing with the bed sheet."R-Really?""Yeah." Ryan smiles, a spark of lightning jumping from Thor's abs to one of Ryan's fingers. He doesn't feel an electric shock, the lightning makes his hand feels warm and pleasantly tingly. Thor hides their face away, cheeks bright red and smiling like a bit of an idiot."T-thanks..."Thor smiles and kisses Clint, hands wandering cluelessly over the Avenger's chest. Clint kisses back, moaning ever so slightly into the touch, his hands resting on Thor's neck. Thor breaks apart from Clint as Ryan removes their shirt and Clint undoes their jeans. Thor has to swallow back the lump in their throat, and they lie back properly on the bed, hiding their flushed face with their hands as his lightning grows more intense. Thor blushes as Ryan trails his hand down Thor's chest, tweaking one of their nipples, and the other one starts working Clint to climax again. Thor lets out a quiet moan, arching their back slightly. Clint moans and bucks his hips into Ryan's hand,"I'm close~""Already~?" Ryan chuckles, moving his hand away to tease Clint. Clint whimpers and he goes to kiss Ryan. Thor grabs Clint's jaw, turning his head away from Ryan so they can kiss Clint instead. Ryan pouts as he slips his hand into Thor's underwear. He pulls his hand loosely - teasingly - up Thor's cock. They moan into their kiss with Clint. Thor's hand travels Clint's hair. Ryan leans over, nibbling at Clint's neck, until both Thor and Clint are moaning into the kiss. Thor's hand travels Clint's hair. Ryan leans over, nibbling at Clint's neck, until both Thor and Clint are moaning into the kiss. Thor's hand travels up Ryan's chest and they take the chef's nipple. He moans into Clint's neck again. Clint breaks his kiss with Thor, moaning and panting under Ryan. The bucking of his hips into Ryan's hand gets more desperate. Ryan moves his hand away, looking to Thor."Do you want a turn~?" He asks, smirking.Thor nods, moving to Clint. They attack Clint's neck, and they start to move down their body, kissing and licking until they reach Clint's member, taking the tip of it into their mouth."Ah!" Clint shouts, surprised at the velvety warmth of Thor's mouth and all the pleasure it creates. Thor takes more of him into their mouth, their tongue travelling up and down the length. Ryan pulls a hand through Clint's hair, pulling on it so he can move Clint's head and kiss him. Clint pants into the kiss and lets out quiet moans."Ryan~" He whispers as he break the kiss. Thor's tongue pokes the head of Clint's cock and Clint has to remind himself not the buck his hips as he moans Thor's name as well. Clint's hand trails to Ryan's member, slender fingers wrapping around it and pumping it up and down. They don't hear the gentle knock on the door and they definitely don't hear the quiet squeak of the door opening.Clint chokes out Thor's name and Ryan kisses the Hawk again. They hear a door slam shut, but none of them care.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
 The God of Twinks: OHMYGODNOWHYI'MSORRYALLFATHERFOREVERYTHINGIHAVEDONEWRONG The God of Twinks: WHY DID I NEED TO BE PUNISHED LIKE THIS? Daddy Brucie: What the fuck happened The God of Twinks: THERE ARE THINGS A BROTHER SHOULD NEVER SEE Snark Industries: Did you walk in on Thor having sex with his boyfriends? The God of Twinks: yes... Daddy Brucie: pfffft, where are you now? I'll come hug you The God of Twinks: my room Daddy Brucie: I'm on my way Snark Industries: make sure you have lube Loki Too Gay for that Shit: Remember kids no sex without latex Daddy Brucie: stop stealing my phrases Snark Industries: StOp StEaLiNg My PhRaSeS Daddy Brucie: I'm setting Loki on to you I swear to God Daddy Brucie: The God of Twinks GO GET HIM BABY The God of Twinks: I NEED EMOTIONAL SUPPORT  The God of Twinks: I'LL BEAT HIM UP LATER The God of Twinks: @Daddy Brucie I NEED CUDDLES  Daddy Brucie: Promise you'll beat him up later? The God of Twinks: promise, Daddy~ Daddy Brucie: Thank you baby~ The Twunk of America: Same Tony. Same Daddy Brucie: ? The Twunk of America: Tony's throwing up and it's completely justified after what I just witnessed The God of Twinks: He's just jealous because Stephen doesn't call him Daddy Snark Industries: NO I AM NOT Snark Industries: okmaybealittlebit YeR a WiZaRd, StEpHeN: I can call you daddy if you want. Snark Industries: KWNEJDHDYWHWIDJJEEB2KSJFU The God of Twinks: Well done, Stephen The God of Twinks: You broke Tony YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: Thanks YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: I'm proud of my work Snark Industries: y'know what'd be fun? Snark Industries: Going to pride holding the hand of our s/o Too Gay for that Shit: I'm single Snark Industries:... 
Tony created a New Group
 
Tony changed group name to 'Get Nat some pussy'
 
Tony added Bruce, Clint, Steve, Loki, Stephen, Bucky the Lucky Barnes, Thor
 Clint: Ohno Tony: Ohyes

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[Get Nat some pussy]
 Loki: god whyyyy Bucky the Lucky Barnes: ^^^ Tony: C'mon. Don't you think It's gonna be fun? Clint: Oh I know a good contender Tony: Oh so you're done fucking your boyfriends? Clint: Yes Clint: Anyways Clint: There's this girl called Dauna Clint: she's like a sister to me I've known her for years Clint: she's also really gay  Loki: Well Loki: What are you waiting for? Loki: Add her gay ass in here rn Tony: Like Tony: right fucking now Clint: Are you gonna add Nat to this chat or should I add Dauna to the revengers chat?Tony: I'll be absolutely slaughtered if Natasha joins this one. Tony: Add her here first Tony: Once we figure out a way we can add her to Bruce's little clusterfuckBruce: Hey Bruce: I'm proud of my little clusterfuck  Dauna just joined. Everyone, look busy! Dauna: IT'S SUMMER I’M QUEER I GOT MY HET ON BACKWARDS AND I READY TO FUCKING PARTY Tony: I, for one, already fucking love her Bruce: Same here Bruce: Vine references and she makes them gay? Bruce: Instant friend Clint: Dauna, this is the rest of my fucked up team, the rest of my fucked up team, this is Dauna Steve: Nice to meet you, Dauna Bucky the Lucky Barnes: DO YOU LIKE PLUMS Dauna: PLUMS ARE PRETTY RAD MY DUDE Bucky the Lucky Barnes: I LIKE HER Bucky the Lucky Barnes: @Steve Can we keep her? Steve: You can't just 'keep' a human Bucky Bucky the Lucky Barnes: Aw Tony: That sounds weird but Tony: What does she look like Clint: 'Photo'

Dauna: Ohshit my cover's been blown Dauna:

Tony: First of all I can't tell if I love or hate you for using a meme of me Tony: Second of all, jesus fuck, Nat is gonna be so gay for you Dauna: Who is this Nat you speaketh of?Clint: Remember the really hot red-head you made out with at a new year's party in Paris a few years ago? Dauna: How could I forget the hot redhead I made out with at a new year's party in Paris a few years ago? Clint: The fact that you make out with a lot of hot girls Dauna: Yeah but… Dauna: She was the hot girl… Tony: I've only known Dauna for 5 minutes but I relate to her too much and if anything happened to her I would kill everyone in this chat room and then myself Clint: Don't you wanna do that anyway? Tony: Do what? Clint: Kill all of us Tony: Yeah Clint: You probably won't do it though  Clint: Pussy 
Tony: 
 Tony: try me bitch Dauna: I don't know if I should be disturbed or flattered Dauna: thank you, anyway, Clint:  ANYWAY, DISTRACT FROM TONY'S MURDER PLOTS Clint: HOW ABOUT SOME NAT PICTURES?

Dauna: MdksLDKASKALSKDJDLSLSKSKSKSLA  Dauna: SHE'S A MCFUCKIN S N A C C  Clint: Yeah we're kind of best friends Dauna: I wonder what type of pants she wears Thor: Why would you inquire that? Dauna: so I can get into them Jesus fucking christ 
[Private messages - Natasha]
Nat: Hey Clint Nat: Guess what I found Clint: Hm? Nat: 'photo'

Clint: Whoa Clint: I haven't seem that wig since like Clint: Budapest Nat: I know right? Nat: It's a fucking miracle Clint: You still look amazing in it Nat: And you still flatter me Clint Clint: It's the least I can do in return for you not stabbing out my eyeballs on principle Nat: That was ages ago please stop holding a grudge with me Clint: Maybe someday Nat: :( [Get Nat some pussy] Clint: Guess who found her blonde wig @Dauna Clint: 'Photo'

Dauna: Panties who? I don't know her 
Tony:

Dauna: OH SHIT, MOOD  Loki: Why is there a picture of me? Tony: It's a meme Thor: What is a me-me? 
Tony:

Tony: I'm fucking disgraced Bruce: Oh my god Bruce: I'm making a powerpoint presentation on what a meme is Clint: You've set them off now Tony: Bruce, add at least 5 dabs in there Dauna: BITCH I HOPE YOU DO 'CAUSE YOU'LL BE A DEAD SON OF A BITCH I TELL YOU THAT  Loki: I'm scared Dauna: Oh I'm sorry, child 
Loki:
Loki: I'm 1,500 years old Dauna: Sush, my child Loki: I'm 1,500 yeaRS OLD Clint: shush, mY CHILD  Loki: BRUCE TELL THESE MORTALS TO STOP CALLING ME A CHILD Bruce: hmm? Bruce: Was there a child talking to me? Loki: D: Bruce: ^-^ Loki: I can't believe my own man turned on me like this Tony: Is this the end? Bruce: Wipes a tear like I give a fuck Loki: I'm real fuckin hurt Bruce Loki: fuck you too Bruce: Aww look he's gonna give me the silent treatment now Dauna: You're fucked Bruce: What's he gonna do? Stab me? Thor: Do not underestimate who my brother will and will not stab, Bruce Bruce: He loves me too much Bruce: Right? Bruce: ,,, right? Bruce: Loki? Bruce: @Loki Bruce: ;-; Thor: Love will not stop the wrath which is my brother Bruce: I'm scared Thor: You probably should be 
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Snark Industries: ALRIGHT Snark Industries: LISTEN UP GUYS Snark Industries: WHO SEARCHED "WHAT IS A FLESHLIGHT" AND "WHERE TO BUY A DRAGON DILDO" ON MY LAPTOP Too Gay for that shit: You guys are fucking wild Too Gay for that shit: This is why I'm gay Captain's Rodeo: Are you sure they aren't your searches, Tony? Snark Industries: No because I know where to buy a dragon dildo Death's sweet embrace: Never in my life have I ever been more disturbed by you, Tony Stark. Thor: I never found out Thor: ;-; Thor: What is a fleshlight? Tony: OH MY GOD THOR Death's sweet embrace: Thor who? I only know one partner. @Ryan Ryan: OHMYGODTHOR Thor: What? :( The Twunk of America: How did you even come aCROSS A FLESHLIGHT? Thor: I swear one of the others mentioned it and giggled I just didn't know what it was and I was too embarrassed to ask! Snark Industries: @yEr A wIzArD sTePhEn Snark Industries: YOU'RE THE MOST MATURE Snark Industries: EXPLAIN WHAT A FLESHLIGHT IS Snark Industries: YOU'RE EXPERIENCED IN THESE TYPE OF TALKS RIGHT? YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: Anthony, I'm a neurosurgeon . Snark Industries: I DON'T CARE YOU'RE STILL THE MOST MATURE YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: Bold of you to assume that I also know what one is Death's sweet embrace: Ffs someone just explain it please  Snark Industries: DON'T LIE TO ME MISTER I FOUND ONE IN YOUR ROOM LAST WEEK Ryan: sigh I'll ruin my partner's innocence. Ryan: @Thor it's basically a silicone vagina. Guys stick their dick sick in it. It's a sex toy for guysAfter reading this, Thor drops their phone and buries their face in their hands, face bright red. Their body sparks intensely, and suddenly there's a bright flash of a massive lightning bolt through the windows, followed by the extremely loud sound of thunder.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Death's sweet embrace: WAS THAT LIGHTNING THOR BC IF IT WAS THEY JUST CUT OFF THE POWER The God of Twink: MY SIBLING IS A MORON  Ryan: sigh Ryan has changed Thor's nickname to "Lightning Daddy" Snark Industries: Oh my god, it's THOR'S fault that the powers off?! Snark Industries: I'm gonna kick them I stg Lightning Daddy: I am very sorry Snark Industries: YOU'D BETTER BE The God of Twinks: Don't expect the power to be up for a while The God of Twinks: Like I said before, my sibling is a fucking moron Lightning Daddy: ;-; Lightning Daddy: @Death's sweet embrace @Ryan Lightning Daddy: I'm being bullied Ryan: You did turn the power off Death's sweet embrace: ^^^ Lightning Daddy: I didn't mean to! Ryan: Idk, Tony seems pretty mad Lightning Daddy: You should be defending me :'( Death's sweet embrace: Should we? Lightning Daddy: Pleeeeaaasseee? Ryan: Fine Death's sweet embrace: Guys stop bullying poor Thor. It's not their fault they didn't know what a fleshlight is. They probably don't have those on Asgard Snark Industries: What's with the lightning tho? Ryan: He sparks with any extreme emotion Ryan: The more intense the emotion, the more intense the lightning and sparks Tony: So we basically made Thor so embarrassed they electrocuted the tower? Death's sweet embrace: Essentially, yes Snark Industries: That's amazing Ryan: @The God of Twinks do you do anything like That? The God of Twinks: Ask Bruce Daddy Bruce: IT'S SO FUNNY The God of Twinks: Bruce I sWEAR TO GOD Daddy Bruce: HIS MAGIC FLARES AND SMTH REALLY RANDOM HAPPENS The God of Twinks: bRUCE NODaddy Bruce: IT HAPPENS EVERY TIME I SAY I LOVE HIM Snark Industries: THAT'S REALLY SOFT Snark Industries: @YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN Does your magic do that? YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: I don't know. It used to happen while I was still learning, I have not felt intense enough emotion Snark Industries: Guess I'll have to experiment YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: @Daddy Brucie should I be scared? Daddy Brucie: Probably Snark Industries: Evil cackle The God of Twinks: That's my line, Tony Stink Snark Industries: Bite me The God of Twinks: I have a boyfriend, thanks Snark Industries: He doesn't have to know ;) Daddy Brucie: I'm RIGHT here, Tony YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: … Snark Industries: … Snark Industries: Jesus fucking Christ, can't any of you take a joke Lightning Daddy: What is this 'joke' you speak of? Snark Industries: JFC Snark Industries: Doesn't matter! Snark Industries has gone offline. The Twunk America: TONY JUST WALKED OUT OF THE TOWER AND STARTED BASHING HIS HEAD ON THE WALL Captain's Rodeo: Stephen please come collect your mans YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: HELLO HUMANS YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: I WISH TO BECOME FRIENDS YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: DO WE HAVE ANY COMMON INTERESTS???? YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: I LIKE CACTUSES The God of Twinks: Has Stephen been possessed? Death's sweet embrace: I'm scared YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: MY NAME IS LEVI YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: HELLO Lightning Daddy: :0!!! Lightning Daddy: Levi :D!!! Death's sweet embrace: Who the fuck is Levi? Daddy Lightning: They're my friend!! Snark Industries: It's Stephen's cape in human form Death's sweet embrace:  I'm just gonna get the fuck out of here before it gets any weirder and I get stabbed or smth Death's sweet embrace: Being stabbed by something is a very real hazard when you guys are around Ryan: I'll join you Death's sweet embrace: I'm in the pool Ryan: On my way just lemme get changed Lightning Daddy: I'm coming too! Too Gay for that Shit: EVERYONE STAY AWAY FROM THE POOL The God of Twinks: Already planned on it YeR a WiZaRd StEpHeN: I am very sorry for Levi The God of Twinks: how's your head? Snark Industries: Sore The God of Twinks: You should continue doing it Snark Industries: Loki. Die  Daddy Brucie: Don't talk to him like that The God of Twinks: Hey Tony, do you take constructive criticism? Snark Industries: Continue The God of Twinks: Perish. Lightning Daddy: If anyone dies I will be sad, please don't ;-; Death's sweet embrace: Thor is blessed please protect them The God of Twinks: Thor???? Blessed????? Snark Industries: I agree Ryan: They are a blessed piece of adorable innocence don't attack them The God of Twinks: Tch, you don't know them like I do Ryan: I think I know them a little better ;) The God of Twinks: oH mY gOd Snark Industries: Was that Thor again? There's another rumble of thunder, and the sounds of crackling electricity. Death's sweet embrace: Definitely ;)))) The God of Twinks: oh my god STOP Snark Industries: I'm banning y'all from the pool for the rest of the time you're here @Death' sweet embrace @Ryan @Lightning Daddy Too Gay for that Shit: Clint's blowing Thor on the side of the pool Too Gay for that Shit: Neither of them are listening to their notifications Snark Industries: What is Ryan doing then?! Ryan: Watching Snark Industries: Y'ALL BETTER FUCKING SCRAM BECAUSE I'M ON MY WAY WITH A BROOM TO BEAT YOUR ASSES The God of Twinks: There might be a large possibility of seeing my sibling naked but. The God of Twinks: I think watching that is a valid enough reason to risk it Snark Industries: THAT'S MY FUCKING POOL Snark Industries: I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM FUCKING CUM IN IT Too Gay for that Shit: They're on the side, jeez. Calm down The Twunk of America: You guys are so lOUD The Twunk of America: Sam keeps asking if I have a vibrator in my pocket The Twunk of America: Jesus fuck calm down Snark Industries: >:) Snark Industries: Just you fucking wait to see what I've done Ryan: Should we be scared? Ryan: For our lives? Snark Industries: Yes. So you should all leave the pool area now. Ryan: I'm already outside Death's sweet embrace: Jesus fuck okay, we're going to Thor's room Death's sweet embrace: Don't disturb us Captain's Rodeo: y'all are SO petty Ryan: I Ryan: I feel attacked Captain's Rodeo: Deal with it Snark Industries: Hey Thor, Clint and Ryan? Snark Industries: Why are you guys literally always fucking? Ryan: Asgardians have higher libidos than Midgardians do Snark Industries: raises eyebrow at Loki Daddy Brucie: looks at Loki Too Gay for that shit: looks at Loki The God of Twinks: I'm not Asgardian The God of Twinks: @Daddy Brucie Sorry babe but Jötunn have a short period of time during the year where we're sexually active and have a high libido The God of Twinks: You have a 2 month long sex-life per year 
Snark Industries:

Snark Industries:
 Snark Industries: you have a mating season The God of Twinks: I guess you could call it a mating season, but that 2 month period is when I'm most active The God of Twinks : Even then my libido is pretty average around those two months so The God of Twinks : Shrug   Too Gay for that Shit: LOKI Too Gay for that Shit: DO YOU HAVE A MATING CALL The God of Twinks: … The God of Twinks: I- The God of Twinks: I feel attacked right now? The God of Twinks: That was uncalled for???  Too Gay for that Shit: I'm sorry Loki Too Gay for that Shit: But I really do have to know The God of Twinks: No I do not have a mating call Daddy Brucie: HE'S LYING  The God of Twinks: BRUCE WHY Daddy Brucie: SORRY LOKI BUT IT'S TOO FUNNY The God of Twinks: I'm disowning you Daddy Brucie: D: The God of Twinks: okay I'm sorry I love you Daddy Brucie: You'd fucking better, asshole. You're buying me Shawarma for that The God of Twinks: No I'm fucking not Snark Industries: Yeah you fucking are, Loki Snark Industries: The man deserves it after what you put him through Snark Industries: It's common decency, jeez The God of Twinks: WHY ARE YOU ALL BEING SO MEAN The God of Twinks: WHAT DID I DO Snark Industries: YOU DISOWNED YOUR BOYFRIEND THEN REFUSED TO BUY HIM SHAWARMA TO MEND HIS BROKEN HEART Snark Industries: I'm disappointed in you, Loki. Ryan: I thought you had turned away from your villainous ways. I guess some people never change smh Captain's Rodeo: smh The Twunk of America: Smh Too Gay for that Shit: smh Snark Industries: smh Death's sweet embrace: smh Daddy Brucie changed his name to #Heartbroken Gay 
The God of Twinks has left the group chat.
Lightning Daddy: That was a bit mean, guys Snark Industries: Now I feel bad Lightning Daddy: You should Lightning Daddy: He's insecure about his past, y'know Snark Industries: oh Lightning Daddy: Yeah Lightning Daddy: I thought you knew better as well, Bruce #Heartbroken Gay: I #Heartbroken Gay: I didn't mean anything by it Lightning Daddy: You should probably go apologise to him #Heartbroken Gay: I'm already on my wayBruce sighs and slips his phone in his pocket, pacing the halls. He really didn't mean for that to happen. He stands, staring at Loki's door. He hesitates before knocking gently. There's no answer. He pushes the door open, peering inside. "Loki?""I'm sorry, Mr. Banner, but if you're looking for Mr. Laufeyson, he is not here." JARVIS's voice echoes through the room."Where is he, Jar?""He left the compound a few minutes ago, but I'm unsure as to where he has went." The AI replies. "Please slow down, Mr. Banner." Bruce pulls out his phone and types frantically.
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
#Heartbroken Gay: Did anyone see where Loki went to? Snark Industries: I saw him leave but not where he went Lightning Daddy: I saw him go towards the 39thBruce runs his hands down his face and bites his lip, panic rising in his chest. He starts to run down the halls to the front door. He stumbles out the doors and looks over the heads of the crowd. He doesn't care that he gets dirty looks and shouts of 'watch it, asshole!' when he shoves past people. He hears the beeping of his watch going insane, so as he pushes his way through people, he fumbles to take it off, stuffing it into his pocket. He can almost feel The Other Guy take over. He pushes him down and he doesn't let him rise up again. He focuses on the fact that he can't find Loki. He stumbles and trips, but brushes himself off quickly, quickening his pace. He turns into a park, running towards the lake. He sees the raven hair and the green hoodie sitting on a bench. His heart rate speeds up and he starts running towards the Jötunn. He stops a few feet away, scared to approach the male."Bruce?" Loki says, not turning around."Y-Yeah... How did you know it was me?" He takes a slow few steps towards the god, wringing his hands together."Aesir," The God mumbles."Listen, I-" He stops and fiddles with his hands, looking down at the floor then at Loki again. "I'm sorry, Loki.”Loki hums."I get that it's just-" Loki makes a sound and cuts himself off."It's just-?" Bruce is standing just behind Loki now, scared to get any further unless the God snaps at him or something."It just- I- It," Loki struggles to find the right words for a while. He closes his eyes and lets out a long breath. When the God opens his eyes he looks to the cloudless sky and starts talking again, "I'm suddenly reminded of the feeling of the tesseract in my hands. I can feel the rush of power through my veins and it scares me. I can remember the control it had over me. I remember all the people I hurt and Thanos' voice whispering in my ear."Bruce hesitates, reaching a hand out to the God's shoulder but flinching away. "We know you didn't mean it." Bruce mumbles."I know you guys didn't mean it. I know Ryan meant it as a joke. I have changed. I've turned away from evil and anger and everything. ""I'm really sorry. I- I didn't mean for you to get upset." Bruce looks down and he only realises he's crying when an abundance of tears fall the the floor."It's ok. I just...Overreacted.""I'm sorry, God, I'm so so sorry." Bruce whispers, taking off his glasses and covering his face with his hands. Loki stands up and spins around, wrapping his arms around the Scientist. The doctor loops his arms around Loki's waist. Bruce's head nuzzles into Loki's shoulder and he sobs softly, his hands gripping on the fabric of Loki's hoodie."It's ok, Bruce."Loki scratches his nails into Bruce's scalp and it's soothing effect slows Bruce's sobs and racing heart. "It was just a joke, Bruce, it's ok. I know that."They stand like that for a few minutes, Bruce calming down on Loki's shoulder while the God rocks him back and forth. Bruce's phone starts buzzing frantically, but neither male cares."You gonna check that?" Loki asks quietly. Bruce pulls away and grabs his phone out of his pocket, opening the group chat."What is it?"
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
 Lightning Daddy: Is my brother ok? Lightning Daddy: @Daddy Brucie Lightning Daddy: @Daddy Brucie Lightning Daddy: @Daddy Brucie Lightning Daddy: Where is he? #Heartbroken Gay: He's fine, I'm with him now Snark Industries: Thank God. Thor's been going crazy #Heartbroken Gay: How crazy is Thor crazy? Death's sweet embrace: Have you been hearing all the thunder? Too Gay for that Shit: They've been throwing lightning everywhere. They accidentally sparked and blew out the controls for one of the lifts, they've been pacing #Heartbroken Gay: Alright. I'll head back with him now."Thor. Are they ok?""Uh... probably not, no. Come on, let's go back.""Yeah."Loki takes Bruce's hands and starts walking immediately, dragging Bruce. Bruce squeezes Loki's hand and the God speeds up, anxious to return to his sibling."Loki? You okay?" Bruce asks quietly."Yeah," Loki mumbles."You don't seem it."Loki doesn't reply."Loki?""Yeah?""You can tell me if you're okay or not.""I'm okay, Bruce. I just wanna stop Thor from destroying the tower.""Alright. I'm sorry for being a bother." Bruce whispers, letting go of Loki's hand. Loki turns around and grabs Bruce's hand again. "You're not a bother. You came to apologise. You're not bothering me.""I'm sorry.""You've already apologised, I accepted. You don't need to apologise again."Bruce looks down, wringing his hands. His voice is barely a whisper, hoping Loki doesn't hear. "Sorry."Loki ruffles Bruce's hair and places a kiss on his forehead. "It's ok, Bruce."Bruce smiles slightly, taking Loki's hand again and squeezing it. Loki hears a clap of thunder and he sighs. "Let's get back before my moron of a sibling throws the whole city into a-" The street lights shut off after a very large bolt of lightning and a gigantic roar of thunder. Loki sighs, "Power outage."Bruce nods and starts to run with Loki, biting his lip. He prays silently that Benji (Bruce's service dog for his anxiety - a German Shepherd) was okay, and that Tony was looking after him. He suddenly gets anxious and paranoid, Is Benji ok? He texts Tony
[Private Message]
Bruce: Is Benji ok? Tony: Yeah, he's okay. I have him. Tony: He just ran in, barking really loudly and Thor's playing with him atm Bruce: Please make sure Thor is careful with him Bruce: Dogs and lightning don't mix well Tony: Benji is doing a remarkable job of calming them down actually Bruce: He's a service dog for a reason Tony: An anxiety service dog, not a calming down worrying 1,500 year old Gods of thunder service dog Tony: I gotta hand it to him. He's talented Bruce: We're nearly back at the tower. Can you get the city's power back up? Tony: JARVIS and the tower are down Tony: Even the emergency generators are down. We’re just gonna have to wait until the main city power generators are back up Bruce: Fuck, okayBruce puts his phone away and starts sprinting with Loki in tow."Why are we running?" Loki shouts, loud because of the rain that started to pelt down above them."Loki, are you blind?! The entire city's power is off and Tony says even the emergency generators are down! We have to get back!"
[tHe ReVeNgErS]
Too Gay for that Shit: @#HeartbrokenGay You're buying me a new dress and 2 pairs of slippers #Heartbroken Gay: What, why? Too Gay for that Shit: Thor fell over and knocked off a pan and Benji got spooked and shit on my bed, pissed in one pair and chewed up the other pair #Heartbroken Gay: Oh #Heartbroken Gay: Sorry Lightning Daddy: I did not fall over! Death's sweet embrace: Yeah, Nat, not cool Snark Industries: You spooked the dog, girl #Heartbroken Gay: Wait what #Heartbroken Gay: Okay I'm getting two different stories #Heartbroken Gay: Someone please explain Snark Industries: Thor was playing with your dog and Nat was on her phone reading Kaito x Gakupo fanfiction when she walked into the them, fell over and then the rest of what Nat said was correct Too Gay for that Shit: ACTUALLY IT WAS ZICO X TAEIL FANFICTION Too Gay for that Shit: Get your shit right, Tony #Heartbroken Gay: Jesus cHrist. This is why I hate y'all. Too Gay for that Shit: I'm unashamed to say that I'm reading a fic of Zico ravaging Taeil's ass like it's his last meal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #Heartbroken Gay: Nevermind. I'm not returning to this damn tower. Ever.  Lightning Daddy: D: 
Loki Laufeyson has joined the chat.
Loki Laufeyson: ... Loki Laufeyson: I've just read through this chat and agree with Bruce's decision. We're going to runaway and start a new life together with different names and backstories. Sayonara, motherfuckers. Lightning Daddy: Brother!!! Snark Industries: This isn't right Snark Industries: It's setting off the balance of the universe. I don’t like it Loki Laufeyson: ??? Snark Industries changed Loki Laufeyson's nickname to 'The God of Twinks' Lightning Daddy: @The God of Twinks please come back!! Lightning Daddy: :(( The God of Twinks: I'm back, Sibling Lightning Daddy: In the tower??"Hello, Sibling." Loki smiles, drenched to the bone from the raging storm Thor's churning emotions caused. He's holding his rain splattered phone in one hand and Bruce's hand in his other. Thor turns around, their eyes widening and a massive smile growing on their lips. They jump up and sprint towards Loki, as the raven opens his arms, tackling him to the floor. Loki lets out a small 'oof' as the other God lands on top of him, but he wraps his arms around them and squeeze. Thor buries their face into the crook of Loki's neck, hugging him tightly."Hey, it's ok, Thor.""Are you okay? Everyone's really sorry that they upset you.""I'm fine, Thor. I just panicked." Loki says, voice calm and level."Yeah.""I love you." Thor whispers."I love you too, sibling."After a few minutes Thor sits up, pulling Loki up with them. Thor pulls both of them up and they lead Loki to the couch. As soon as Loki sits down Thor wrapps themself around their brother. Loki chuckles softly, Bruce curling up on his other side. Yeah, this is nice. Nat sees how Thor almost instantly fell asleep when they put their head over Loki's heart. "Yeah, you'd never guess that they had a massive fight only 2 years ago.""Oh how the times change." Tony shrugs with a small smile."Yeah," Ryan says, smiling at his partner. "They're happy.""Move over gays! Movie time!" Tony yells, running over.Loki flicks his wrist and Tony's lip are moving but there's no sound. He starts to whisper, "Thor's asleep. I don't want them woken up. Under any circumstances."Tony frowns slightly, raising his hands in defeat. Loki nods and releases the spell's hold on Tony's voice and rakes his fingers soothingly through Thor's hair when they make a face and whine. Bruce lets out a small yawn on the other side of Loki, his eyes fluttering closed as well. Tony smiles and turns on the movie, quietly and with subtitles. Loki smiles fondly to himself, both hands scratching the scalp of the people to either side of him. Loki ends up falling asleep halfway through the movie, just as it's about to get good."How come Loki's getting all the cuddles?" Ryan huffs. Clint laughs and opens his arms. "Because you're not over here."Ryan smiles and shuffles over, collapsing in Clint's arms with a huff and a smile. Tony huffs, pulling out his phone.
[Private Messages]
Tony: Hey Baaaaabeeeee Stefan: Yes? Tony: Puella Magi Madoka Magica your ass over here Stefan: What, why? Is there an emergency? Tony: yes Stefan: What's the emergency? Back in the New York sanctum Stephen frantically panics looking at the 'Tony is typing' message. He ignores Wong. Tony: I want cuddles Stefan: Are you kidding me! That's not an emergency, Tony! Tony: Is too! Tony: Everyone else has cuddles from their S/O and I want mine! Tony: I'm lonely ;-; Stefan: No way Tony, I have important things to be doing Tony: Steeeeppphhhheeennnnnn Stefan: Whaaaaat? Tony: You're boring  Stefan: Thank you Tony: Boring isn't a compliment, asshole Stefan: If I come over will you stop complaining? Tony: YesStephen sighs and puts his phone away, shoving his sling ring on. He opens a portal to the living room of Stark Towers."Stephen!" Tony exclaims happily, ignoring the angry 'Shhh!' from the other people in the room. Stephen sighs but smiles fondly. "Hello, Anthony.""Get over here so I can cuddle you." Tony commands. He holds out his arms. Stephen chuckles slightly and walks over, opening his arms as well. Tony pulls the sorcerer down onto the sofa and they continue to watch the movie as Tony's body snakes around Stephen's.“Happy now?" Stephen mumbles, looking down at Tony."Mhm." Tony mumbles, the warmth of Stephen's body making him slightly sleepy.Stephen cards a hand through Tony's hair, scratching it and brushing it gently. The soothing rhythm makes Tony's eyelids heavier until it feels like a gargantuan effort for him to open them again. So he doesn't. He just falls asleep. Stephen hums softly, planting soft little kisses into Tony's hair and forehead. Stephen picks up Tony’s phone as it starts to vibrate
[Get Nat some Pussy]
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