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i don know what this part is for but if its the first chapert i advise you not to read because readinh it with give you cancer and kill yoiur brain cells.
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What yr you do in in mah swamp? Skrek said.Looking for you ya dummy said Harry potter lovingly. Harry took shrieks hand and skreyk kissed his knuckles.
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Donky sashayed through the door and yelled the fork are you dooin shreak, you cheating on Mr Ackerman again? Hunnybun I throurgt I were your one and only. Harry saidNo my love bunny I only have a heart for you. Shreak saidNo I can not stand this bye.
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Shrek walked into the bathroom of panda express only to see the two mans he love one with a dog in his mouth and the other against a wallShreak this is not - ah- what it looks like Levi moaned with his weiner in Harry's mouth.No,i thot you loved me, but it turns out your gust a thot.No Shrek my sweetumsShrek leaves.
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Leviosa ran after shrej with his pants around his ankles, his 4inch dingly-dangly-diddly-dong slapping between his thighs.
My pookie, wait
Shrek stopped and turned and dropped to his knees to shove the 4inch meat stick in his mouth
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olimar was enjouying a walk down illuminati street when he saw a big green boii suckin off off a short boiiioi, cunts why are you startin with mout me? olimar jokedjust kiddin, i already have enough pussy as it is. he continuedshreak and lelvi just stared at the shortman wit h a fish bowl on his head, massive gregnant stomach wabbling as he spoke.
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shrek and levi had cleaned them sef up when the wii fit trainer walk up, draging a almost dead harry by his hair.im guessing he is yours she said, throwing the near nude on the floor at levi and shreks feetyes/no shrek and levi had answered at the same timewhat evs im only here for my beautiful pergenant husbando, she said planting a kiss on olimars fish bowl hat
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panic was in olimars when wii fit trainer leftyou okay mate? Leve asked, reading the expression on The pregernant manim fine its just ses not the father of the baby ya see and i dont think the real father knows they're the mom of it.
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Right at that moment two small colored creatures walked in, the purple and green pikmin.thets the mom Olmar wisper screams at the group, pointing a short finger at the green thingthats gonna be one of the shreksiest thing the whole world.SHREK!
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The baby was comming and wii fit trainer decided that everyone she knew would comeShrek, the pikmin, ganon, judge judy, sonic, levi, harry and erky perky brothers.Mah Fuckin god its comming Olimars yell cut through the croud and everyone crowded arounf the flor mat he was on. less than a second later a sword foced its through olimars stomach and a young man jumped out screaming "hyuagh" the man/boy/thing was dressed head to toe with a green outfit, sword in hand and a sheild in the other.
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Wii fit trainer was mad at this, this was not her child. she grabbs the green pikmin by the neck lifts him off the floor protest screams were pooring out of the purple pikmin.How dare you kanoodle with my snugglemuffin?!?!?!?! the wii fit trainer yells itwasonenightiswear the green pikmin yells the wii fit trainer didnt care and snapped the pikmins neck.
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we shall name him after her first word was the fii fit trainer exclaims dropping the dead green bean.Hyuagh my beautiful boy come to papa the wii fit trainer picks the boy up in a very akward hold, the kid was an inch taller then their mom.
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Hyuagh was looking around the room when his eyes fell on the man of his 2 minute old dreams. The tall beautiful man the tallest in the room, the man Hyuagh found cute when he noticed the pants that were a little to short, the way his ears poked out. The beautiful mahogany eyes looking at his own, how the white shirt klinged to his body.This is the man Hyuagh fell in love with.And his name is shrek.
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The next day a meeting was held in the town hall of Canterlot, a trial about who should be shrieks final one and only
He's mine both Harry and Levi said at the sametime
Shrek looked like he didn't want to be there
Hyuagh was crying just out side the door for in this moment they would decide who Hyuagh future husband was to spend the rest of his life with.
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Judge Judy was having none of this shitStop the said her voice loud shutting everyone upThis case is closed Mr potter, Mr Ackerman. Follow me and with that all three exited shrek was relived, and he decided he would never date again.
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Hyuagh followed the judge from a distance but lost sight of them around a corner.Hyuagh started looking in every room for them, he was just about to open room 69 and he heard 'oh judy-ah- I'm gon-----' Hyuagh stopped listening and throught to himself Maybe I do have a chance
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The day was going well for Hyuagh. he thourght that his godess Shrek will be his soon and cant wait. shrek came into the room holding a house plant and sonic, who was furiously makeing out with it.
what the fuck babe
he said
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sonic stared into the big ass leaves of the plant and got horny. he was gonna fuck the plant and he was gonna fuck it reeeeeeeal goodthe plant made no complaint when sonic caressed its stemcan i shove my dick into you, palntno replyill take that as a yes
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Sonic shoved his dick in the plant he screamed a moan and jizzed immediatelyThe plant swayed peacefully in the wind
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shrk looked over at hs small blu fur boi, white strems covering theplant
dont min me bouis i just had a golly jee time with my planfufriend, sonic said, dik stil betwen the pland stems.
just finnished pollenating them for the day.
skeak lookd at the corner of the room
um exuse me author~chan what the fuck
sorry shrek~kun its for the plot a disembodied voide ecoes srounf he rommyeet yeet
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It was links first day of school, and boi was ghe exsited. It was the highschool the man of her dreams was attending and the fact they have a pottery class ( ;) ) linkskipped through the front door upto the front desk where a man with a bald spot on his head. The front office lady looks to link and goes” yiou must be the new kid”
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Looink nodded, ‘’ thenese are your classed phillip here wilkl show you the way around” link looks to the balding man, Phillip. “Hello my name is Phillip, but you can call me Doctor Phil. Whats your name?” silence, link doesnt speak “ man of few words eh?’’ philly looks are links scedual” so your names link, nice to meet you.
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Link thinks phi iss a nice person, with an air of bad boy aroundd him it was launch time and lonk know knows where all hees claasas r . Loinks sits down at an empty table lunch box set infont of him. A figure sits across from him, its shrek, the love of her life in all his glory
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THe green beast is there smilin at lil green, lonk feel to shy to eet. Shreak houewdver ate at the speed people bought toilet paper in the Corvid-19 panic.
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as he shoveled sloppy mash potaters into is piehole phillip sat next to the green clad hero, loinks greeeteeed pollllll steak halted his consuping to say hallo ther
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lynk just watched in jealousy, Dr phill and Shhreenk were having a proper conversation completely ignoreing the mute boy next to theim
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link disided he had to do something, take out the phillmister.
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oh, whats this> link hears the nxt day at the lockers, he looks up to see pil holding the note he wrote"meet me behind the gym at now
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phil was nervous, he was behind the gyyyyyyyyyymmmm wahiting fort thre perosn eho sent him the note. the looks up as loijnmk walks up hands behind his back
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phoil waved and loink draws hois hands forward, a green knife that says" shrek is love, shrek is life" in his left hand
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oh, phill said you like shreeeeeek dontcha phill said again looking at knife boy dont ya warry in not in it for the bussy
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linkl liked that anser and put the knife in his poket and walked back to class with the older man
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when loink got hom from scool he wos hungry so he went to make himself a samich
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on the way to the kichen the green boy discovered that he did not have any ham!!! what a praversty so he set out to the neighbours garden go take their pig, and he expertly cut out some ham with out killing miss piggy and send home
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now he must be readdy to feast ha buttered the bred3 put the ham, chese, mustard and tomato. wait there was no tomatoes, hyuuuah could have cried, if he weren't an emotionless spoon well time to get som3 tomats
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it took the hero approximately 37minutes and 83 seconds to reach the grocrystore he strolled up and down all of the eiles but he could not spot the plump red fruit(tomato is a fruit fight me) with a resigned sigh loinkus left the shp.
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on his way put the door hyuuah saw, there gripped in the hand of a small child the tomat he did the reasonable thing for someone his age(that of 4 months) and stabbed the kid and took his potmato
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he got home and finally got his sandwhich together he brought it up to his mouth and bit down gone where the beautiful tates of elegant samich and here was the soggy bread and warm ham he binned the samdmich and went to his room
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lin was sad in his room the many photos of shark decorafinh his room was littttle make feel better there was still hope for the the samwich of tomorrow but right now hyugah was going to sleep the rest of the weekend away
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it was nrerong apong vanlentiens day and hugha was panik. they handnt even wroten a letter to shrk. so he quickly got on that and finished righitng it
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the day had come and loinkus slipped the letter ontp packpakc and left sfor skool. lonk was greetes my phil and sherc at tje gate
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skreak hgad gone to the bathrom to take a fat dump and hyuuah and phillllll was left at shroks locker. c'mon this is the best time to give the letter to him phol saaid skreak hgad gone to the bathrom to take a fat dump and hyuuah and phillllll was left at shroks locker. c'mon this is the best time to give the letter to him phol saaid
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loijnkl looked at pholup like he was crazy and fil pointed at the holes is shreks locker and lumk unbrsood what pole was trying tp say
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loink slipped the letter into shrrrekss locker and truns to see the green man himself torun the corner. shkre didnt notice loik put somethgn in his lock
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skrej opend his locker and grabbed his books, ignoringnorning the letter sitting on his stack on onions he shhut the locr and started for classs
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aret your gonna open that phoil asked hte orge and shroook lopok at him nh i gave up on the love a long time agro shrek said in response hyugah was sad
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at the end of the day shrek took the letter and took it home, he opened it and it read "Shrek, i have loved you since the day i lay eyes on you. i love you." there was no name at the bottom
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it was 3 am amd loink woke in a panic, theyd forgottern to sign the note lok teckted fil and fill lafted and called them a dubass and tyhey had a chuckl theres always next time
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Lev had plan to get shk to lob hin agaim it ony rekuire he to by bag and pen Levin bys green plast baag and ware leik drss
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Lei in greeb goes srek and asks shreak pls dateloink I din now ya loik meh of curse shrik sayed evi plab woerkd
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dey go on dayte n levi drssd as lenk goes potty break leafing shreyk at tabel alon levy takes not Levi bag off an leeves
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shrak was left byself at date tabel for 3 week shop staff pyty shark and fooded him to not die
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shryk don't give up on loinkys cumminh back the hole timeLeevi as leyvi sit down next to srek what wrong he asksshark had tares on face
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Limk dint cone bak from potty time Shrek aidwanna me to chek bafroom for ya lev saidyes lwvi goose to wonem boardroom
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leci check and no leunk said levo shrk croid
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sherg dimt show up to skool go 12dyas amd h lionkys wav concers Pill saids maeby go chek om him
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Limerick go chevh on srmk and see at cabfe tabl wifi leve on DATE lync sand and hurmt
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shred sad dat leek stood up he date and cri for dais on levcis. whi we not lob me and u said live bc I levo limicus
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lov me instd to forgor said leve ok says shek but he feel bad BC he lob limk still(
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lvi am srek lov and date for many day. shirt stil feel sad becaz linkin park stadin up he date
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he and Levi go Jamba Juice for date dey. shr order blue drink blue like loik eye amd Leviosa order potato and waffle drink
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dey talk for long tim an steak sees gmreen from eye cornr. lime storm up to coupl angy
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watr u dooin here u left date and now ruin dis one Shrek was amgry at hyuah for been date ruiner
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linkedin domit speek. he grab lecis hair and pull wig off. under weeg was he hair but wif green pointy hat
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sherd look anger and sand as loin pulls levbi chloth off to see more green I was you!smirk yells
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it waz u tryna rueen my lob sherg yells da ski croin at he angr maekn ever wet
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you wrr suposd to lov me lembi yells I neber lved you dhirk said how coud u saiy dat I LIVE LIMB NOT U
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sherek pulls linkle into kiss. dey kiss in da rain
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Link is unsure who pulls the kiss deeper, he doesn't complain when it happens. he had been looking forward to this moment since his birth, since the moment he locked eyes with the one person he knew would be his other half.Link feels as Shrek's fingers dip under his shirt, pulling it up slow enough that Link can stop him if it was going too fast. The blonds own hands find themselves on the front of Shrek's vest, untying the string that keeps it shut before pulling it off his shoulders.They break the kiss briefly, long enough for them to have a moment to breathe while Shrek pulls Links school uniform shirt over his head. Their lips collide once again. Rougher this time, both desperate to feel one another's bodies.Links hands work to undo the ogres belt, the large bulge in the older man's pants exciting his own. The belt falls to the ground quickly and Shrek pulls away to take his shirt off and admire the smaller man's body. He doesn't resume the kiss, instead his lips move to Links pale neck, kissing down his collar and making his way to the pink nipples. Shrek's fingers fiddle with the clasp of Links uniform skirt, pulling it off as soon as it is undone, leaving the younger in only black tights and his Lelli Kelly school shoes.The sight made Shrek's inside stir, his pants uncomfortably tight, he could tell Link was ready to take this to the next step. He carefully makes Link lay down on his back and Shrek kneels inbetween the blonds knees.Shrek's hands rip open the crotch of Link's tights to see pink panties, stretched under the strain of the smaller man's boner. He pulls the aforementioned piece of cloth to the side, pressing the tip of one of his fingers against Links enterance.His large finger slips inside easily, Shrek can hear the small breathy noises Link makes as he thrusts the digit inside him. It only takes a moment before he slips another finger in, pressing around for the spot that makes Link tense up and squirm.Link whines when Shrek removes his fingers, only for his eyes to grow wide when the ogre pulls his massive boner from his pants, lining the tip of his prick up with Links enterance. Shrek can feel the smaller man's heels digging into his lower back, encouraging his to press inside.Shrek does so gladly, pressing his full length into Link and watching and his stomach bulges with the size. Link grabs him by the back of the neck, pulling him down into another kiss as Shrek begins to slowly thrust.Link moans against his lips and the movement, encouraging Shrek to pick up the pace. Both desperate for each other, not caring about taking their time.Link palms himself through the remains of his tights and his panties, and Shrek can feel the deep warmth pooling within his pelvis. They're both close and Shrek doesn't know how much longer he can last.The sound Link makes when he cums was enough to send Shrek spilling over the edge, filling the smaller man with his seed.They were broken from their post sex haze by the sound of applause. Glancing around, Link noticed a crowd had gathered to watch their performance. Multiple people held score cards, there were three 10/10s, one 8.5/10 and a 0/10 card held by Levi, who hadn't left much to Link's surprise.A man breaks through the crowd, he's dressed as Jamba Juice staff. he takes a few strides towards Link and Shrek and speaks, "Please work as entertainment here, we haven't made this many sales in years." they both just smile and nod, accepting the position and their new love.(Phil wouldn't stop making jabs at Link for not believing Shrek loved him when they both returned to school the next day)