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taeyong has created a group chattaeyong has added taeil, chittaphon, youngho, yoonoh, and 13 others in the group chattaeyong has renamed the group chat to "nct family" dongyoung: what the fuck is this donghyuck has renamed the group chat to "dysfunctional hell" taeyong: taeyong: i'm starting to regret thistaeil: ... you shouldmark: goddammit donghyuckdonghyuck: :)jisung: not this shit againtaeyong: who the fuck taught this kid to cusschittaphon:youngho:donghyuck:mark:jisung: to be fair taeyong hyung, you're also cussing as wellyoonoh: someone tell me again why this group chat is createdyukhei: who's yoonoh and younghomark: .........chittaphon: youngho is johnny and yoonoh is jaehyunyukhei: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhyukhei: WHY DID YOU ALL DIDN'T TELL ME OF THISyoonoh: oops?jungwoo: yukheiiiyukhei: cOMING OVERyuta: whipped as fucksicheng: you got no room to say thatdonghyuck: AHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHArenjun: why do i have over 20+ notifs i just woke upchenle: it's 3 pm??renjun: your point???jeno: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAjaemin: dammit jenotaeil: oh god what nowjaemin: he accidentally pricked his finger with the cactustaeyong: MARK WHY ARE YOU NOT LOOKING AFTER THE DREAMIESmark: I THOUGHT THEY WOULD DO FINEdonghyuck: whatdonghyuck: thedonghyuck: FUCKsicheng:dongyoung: i'm not surprisedchittaphon: hey johnster remember the time-youngho: 1. never call me that 2. yes. it was painfulyuta: what did he do?chittaphon: youngho one time slipped on a chair and fell backwardschenle: did you help him?chittaphon: nopechittaphon: i got the video thodonghyuck: SEND IT TO ME I NEED ITjungwoo: can i also have the videotaeyong:kun: what the fuck is happening-kun: dammit taeyong

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dysfunctional hell
 jisung: sotaeyong: the fuck you doing staying upjisung: and you wonder who taught me to cusschenle: what were you about to say jisung??jisung: i was about to say that we should change our names since its boring but someone interrupted metaeyong: i did not raise you to be like thisjisung: technically you didntjaemin: SHITtaeil: my headache is comingjaemin: sHITchittaphon: what nowjaemin: MY LIP IS SO GLOSSY AS FUCKjeno: so i gave him chapsticktaeyong: good because he needed onetaeyong: even fans said he needed chapstickjaemin: HOLY FUCK MY LIPS ARE S O F Tjaemin: WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THISjisung: a chapstick?kun: hoeskun: bitcheskun: why are all of you upyoungho: cheetah is the hoeist out of everyonechittaphon: did you justyoungho: yesdonghyuck: wHAT THE FUSKCKtaeil: oh godmark: oh nodonghyuck: I WANTED A GLASS OF WATERdonghyuck: AND I PASSED THE LIVING ROOMdonghyuck: AND SAW LUWOO CUDDLIGNG ON THE C O U CH SLEEPINGdonghyuck: MARK WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THEM THE FUCK MANmark: BITCH YOU KICK ME IN YOUR SLEEPdonghyuck: YOUR POINTsicheng:renjun: poor hyungyuta: oh hey sichengyuta: what are you doing still up?sicheng: i woke up from my phone dinging to the 16th nOTE BECAUSE OF YOU ALL FUCKHEADSyuta:yuta: anywaysyuta: do you want tchittaphon: gayyuta: LET ME FUCKING FINISHyuta: ANYWAYS do you want to come over to watch anime with me until we fall asleepsicheng: yeah suresicheng: you fuckheads better not break my phone from spammingdonghyuck: can't guarantee thatdongyoung: you have no room to say thatdongyoung: shit i sent it lateyoonoh: you slow fucktaeyong: truemark: to whichtaeyong: both of themjaemin: PFFFFTTTTjisung: so can werenjun: i just realized everyone except luwoo are up @ 3 amjeno: spoopyrenjun: nojaemin: nojisung: GUYSkun: nanijeno: sijaemin: nanidonghyuck: hwtamark: ^dongyoung: you calledyoonoh: ouiouiyoungho:taeyong: yes jisung?jisung: TAEIL HYUNG YOU BITCH GET ONtaeil: I DO NOT DESERVE THIS DISRESPECTchenle: you dotaeil: WHY DID HE NOT GET YELLED AT TO GET ONchenle: im in his room w himjisung: anywaysjisung: how about we change our usernamesdonghyuck: GREAT IDEA donghyuck has changed his name to 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth mark: what the fu-taeyong: very creative i must saymark: i'll give him points for thatmark: but it's fucking longchittaphon: just like yourtaeyong: CHITTAPHONchittaphon: debut title and the amount of times you've been busy with no sleep 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed mark's name to overworked 24/7 overworked 24/7: wow hyuck wow 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed yukhei's name to DREAM CHASER6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed jungwoo's name to jungowo6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed yuta's name to yutata6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed sicheng's name to sriracha  6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: you know what i just realized6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: sriracha is spelled with another r that is after the soverworked 24/7: you dumb fuck6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: um rudejisung: the rest of y'all better be alive to change y'alls namesjeno: since when were you a southernerjisung: what i cant say y'all because im korean bitchjaemin: well jesus taeyong has changed his name to febreze the savior jisung: fuck the rest of you stop being dead jisung has changed taeil's name to nine taeilsjisung has changed chittaphon's name to *disgusted*jisung has changed youngho's name to chicago ratjisung has changed yoonoh's name to you knowjisung has changed chenle's name to lele has changed jisung's name to ji le: aw we have matching namesji: mmhmrenjun: fucking gay and disgustingji: hey just because you dont have anyone else doesnt mean you can be spicedrenjun: BITCHdongyoung: im alive i just dropped my phone in the cabinetkun: how the dongyoung has changed his name to vroom vroom vroom vroom: its 3 am and you know what that means*disgusted*: HELL NOyutata: what the fuck guys i checked my phone and theres over 30+ notificationsvroom vroom: hi im glad you decided to join us in our vroom vroom talk showyutata: fuck no im going im not dealing with this yutata: did i ever mentioned yor talk show is shitty as fuckvroom vroom: YOU BITCHvroom vroom: I WILL FUCKING VROOM YOUji: FUCKTARDS I CAN SMELL YOU PEOPLE BEING ALIVE GET ON NOW AND CHANGE YOUR NAMESjeno: OK GOD jeno has changed jaemin's name to gaymingaymin has changed jeno's name to gaynogayno has changed renjun's name to shoulder_gangster 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: you fucking gaysgaymin: actually jeno is str86.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: oh hell no6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: have you even see yourselves6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: the fuck you mean straight6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: no one is straight when they enter this group chat of HELLchicago rat: so i lost connectionnine taeils: tragic6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: was it from being in the sm basement for too longchicago rat: LOOK HEREshoulder_gangster: i agree shoulder_gangster has changed kun's name to mom of the china line mom of the china line: i feel appreciatednine taeils: lucky bitchoverworked 24/7: oh shitfebreze the savior: LANGUAGEoverworked 24/7: fuck you ANYWAYSfebreze the savior: gaspoverworked 24/7: i just realized smthvroom vroom: whatoverworked 24/7: arent we gonna have 3 more membersoverworked 24/7: theres 3 new rookiesfebreze the savior: oh my fucking godfebreze the savior: i have to already deal with you shitfucks and now i have 3 moreshoulder_gangster: FUCK YEAH CHINA LINE WILL FUCKING RISE BITCHle: HELL FUCKING YESle: WE WILL TAKE OVERsriracha: I HEARD CHINA LINE HOESyutata: SICHENG GO BACK TO SLEEP AND HOW THE FUCKsriracha: YOU NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CHINA SENSE6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: oh shit man6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: if china line is gonna rise imagine the snake entertainment6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: literally puts mark in the china unitgayno: well i mean one time we saw that jaemin and i were in the china unit for some reasonmom of the china line: tfsriracha: time to learn chinese you FUCKASSESyutata: siCHENG PLEASEyou know: every second our vocabulary grows even more colorfulyou know: and we drift away from godnine taeils: tragic*disgusted*: tragicfebreze the savior: youre the one whos drifting away from god each 0.1 seconds ten*disgusted*: who needs god when you got every sins you have committed and you're about to go to hellfebreze the savior: iji: you fuckheads need to go to sleepji: pleaseji: its now 5 amji: and we have schedules gaymin: since when does a fetus order us aroundvroom vroom: since nowvroom vroom: and youngho lost connection again btw*disgusted*: how sadvroom vroom: and yoonoh already fell asleep and somehow luwoo are still asleepvroom vroom: oh and i checked yuta's room and yuwin are asleepoverworked 24/7: isnt that greatoverworked 24/7: they dont have to deal with this bullshit6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: oh how sad6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: now come over here and sleep with me or else i'll strangle youoverworked 24/7: arent you still gonna do it either way6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: yesgaymin: thats just sadshoulder_gangster: it isle: ^^nine taeils: why are we not discussing how jisungnine taeils: the maknaenine taeils: told us to go to bed when taeyong shouldve done that job since he's the leaderfebreze the savior: im busy trying to fucking run away from this dysfunctional familymom of the china line: well fuck

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dysfunctional hell
 DREAM CHASER: so i just woke upjungowo: why are there there over 60+ messages?febreze the savior: i'm tired as fuckji:ji: yeah about thatji: we were spamming the chat in the middle of early morningshoulder_gangster: why does it feel like someone is gonna come into this group chatshoulder_gangster: and start screaming-yutata: YOU ASSWIPES BROKE MY PHONEmom of the china line: umyutata: sorry that was sichengyutata: his phone actually broke6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: he needs a new phone6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: even taeil's puny phone can handle the spamsnine taeils: the fuck you say about my phone6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: nothinyutata: ok but seriously how am i supposed to explain this to the managervroom vroom: just say that you dropped it in the toiletyutata: i'm not that clumsy you bunny foodvroom vroom: hoe-chicago rat: that should be for chittaphon*disgusted*: YOU FUCKER I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: welcome back how was the basementchicago rat: it was great to return to the basementchicago rat: :,)you know: huh wonder where the others are6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: so mark passed outfebreze the savior: WHATfebreze the savior: I KNOW I HATE THAT SHITHEAD BUT WHATfebreze the savior: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: brownies?shoulder_gangster:shoulder_gangster: so this is what cocaine ismom of the china line: rENJUNyutata: WHO THE FUCKyutata: WHAT THE FUCK*disgusted*: i knew those brownies were suspiciouschicago rat: what is it like you had cocaine before*disgusted*:le: tAEYONG HYUNG IS ABOUT TO GET A STROKEfebreze the savior: nopefebreze the savior: noep[ im gfffinmele: NO YOURE NOTjungowo:overworked 24/7: hi im alivefebreze the savior: WB AHYTA THE FBYUCK M,AEKshoulder_gangster: to be fair the brownies were left outside of our dorms and we were hungryfebreze the savior: DOESNT MEAN YOUN FUCKINH TAEKE FOOD OUT OF ENOWBGEREfebreze the savior: HWTA IF IT WAS POSIONOUSfebreze the savior: JESUS FUCKIN G CHRIDTyou know: taeyong is screaming over hereyutata: yuta here and currently sicheng is trying to talk to the manager about his phonevroom vroom: what's currently happeningyutata: "so my phone broke" - scyutata: "how did you break your phone" - myutata: "well let's just say my phone crashed and then bro-" - scyutata: "jesus fucking christ kid" - mnine taeils: tragicjungowo: hope sicheng gets a new phone!!DREAM CHASER: awwDREAM CHASER: alsomom of the china line: whatDREAM CHASER: i've been meaning to ask this butDREAM CHASER: who is dongyoungvroom vroom: i'm dongyoung?chicago rat: oh thats doyoungDREAM CHASER: waitDREAM CHASER: so you're telling meDREAM CHASER: you guys never told me thisvroom vroom: well we didn't think it would be important anywaysDREAM CHASER: NODREAM CHASER: IT'S IMPORTANTDREAM CHASER: I ACTUALLY THOUGHT YOUR NAME IS DOYOUNG THIS ENTIRE TIMEDREAM CHASER: AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO TELL ME YOUR REAL NAMEjungowo: to be fair-DREAM CHASER: I FEEL FUCKING BETRAYEDDREAM CHASER: THEY CALL MY TRUST ISSUES VERY SERIOUS FOR NOTHINGgaymin: jeno just fell off of the stairsshoulder_gangster: i was there as wellgayno: yOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRS*disgusted*: more importantly*disgusted*: did anyone get a videole: i got the video*disgusted*: great send it to me in pmsle: how do you do that*disgusted*: inine taeils: wonder how yuta and sicheng are doingyou know: dongyoung just-gaymin: wait what did he dogaymin: gimme the tea im thirstyyou know: so you know how we have separate rooms in the dorms and the u and 127 dorm are nearji: siyou know: so basicasnjlrnkgntjungowo: ..?nine taeils: did he diechicago rat: nah dongyoung tackled himyou know: YOU WILL NOT FUVKINT TELL HEWMyou know: shiT==ITRshoulder_gangster: what a wonderful dayle: it's-shoulder_gangster: shut itle: .-.vroom vroom: ok anywaysyou know: I WALKE DIN ON DONGYOUNG TWERKING AND HE LEGIT LOOKED LIKE A BUNNYvroom vroom: SON OF A BITCHnine taeils: tragicfebreze the savior: are you literally going to keep saying thatnine taeils: despacitogayno: THIS IS SO SAD ALEXA PLAY DESPACITO6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: not lying but6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: he actually played despacito once6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: OH FUCK NO HE'S BLASTING ITyutata: what the fucc guyssriracha: hi i have a new phoneshoulder_gangster: yaysriracha: smhjungowo: you know what i realizedjungowo: yukhei has been obsessed with the dreamies latelyDREAM CHASER: SO WHAT WE'RE GONNA HAVE FUNDREAM CHASER: CAUSE WE HOT AND WE YOUNGjungowo: overworked 24/7: someone collect that crackass he's about to come over to our dorms6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: c r a c k a s soverworked 24/7: as if you can't make better insults6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: yes i can you bitchfuck poppyoverworked 24/7: why the fuck*disgusted*: my nap has been broken by screamingmom of the china line: currently recording taeil trying to drag yukhei away from the dreamies dormmom of the china line: i have my china kids with mefebreze the savior: good luck with having 3 moremom of the china line: good luck trying to be a good leader and look after 21 of usfebreze the savior:ji: i leave and i get over 80+ notifsjungowo: now you feel mele: this is tragic for yukheiDREAM CHASER: NO LET ME BE WITH THE DREAMIES IM 19overworked 24/7: yeah and im an adult too bitch im gonna be out of dream soonoverworked 24/7: and guess who will be the next leadershoulder_gangster: um i dont think sooverworked 24/7: fuck no you are gonna be the leader and thats finaloverworked 24/7: and you will deal with being harassed by the young ducklingsle: how dare we are grown ducksji: smhoverworked 24/7: bitch y'all are 8overworked 24/7: AND NO THE GO CONCEPT DOESNT COUNTyutata: i'm still shook from the comeback even if it was months agonine taeils: why must you remind meyou know: where's yukheinine taeils: i threw him in the basement with younghochicago rat: I DONT DESERVE THISmom of the china line: *war flashbacks*chicago rat: I DID NOT SPEND MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE TO PRACTICEchicago rat: TO GET MY NAME SPELLED WRONG AND TO BE HARASSED BECAUSE IM THE BASEMENT KINGsriracha: imagine the one out of the 3 rookies get stuck in the basementchicago rat: this shit is a magnet6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: good thing i got vocals and vocaled my way out of the basement wrath6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: feel bad for youngho tho6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: at the same time not6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: alexa playji: BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD I DONT NEED 2 DESPACITOS TO PLAYji: JENO WON'T STOP BLASTING DESPACITO AND I WANT TO SKIN MYSELF ALIVEgayno: hey what happened to the honorificsji: YOU FUCKTWATS DONT DESERVE HONORIFICSgaymin: *drinks tea*ji: HOW ARE YOU OK WITH THISgaymin: obviously i'm his bro and plus i've heard worsevroom vroom: i can legit hear despacito playing in the distance all the way from herenine taeils: tragicnine taeils: us 127 dorms can literally hear it LOUD AND FUCKING CLEARnine taeils: SO STOP FUCKING WHININGyutata: damnfebreze the savior: damn*disgusted*: damnyou know: damnoverworked 24/7: DAMN6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: we felt thatjungowo: did youngho lost connection again?chicago rat: haha how sadchicago rat: FUCKchicago rat: MY MESSAGES WONT SENDchicago rat: FUCKING HELL THE INTERNET CONNECTION IS SHITTY DOWN HEREyou know: well now they got sentDREAM CHASER: is this what it feels like to be in the basementchicago rat: yesyutata: yessriracha: yesfebreze the savior: yes*disgusted*: yesvroom vroom: yesgayno: DESPACITO QUIERO RESPIRAR TU CUELLO DESPACITOgaymin: DEJA QUE TE DIGA COSAS AL OIDOgayno: PARA QUE TE ACUERDOS SI NO ESTAS CONMIGODREAM CHASER: DESPACITOmom of the china line: what theji: STOP WITH THE SHIT IT'S SO TERRIBLE FUCKING STOP WHERE ARE YOUR FUCKING PARENTSji: DON'T YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT THE LYRICS MEANoverworked 24/7: well let's seeoverworked 24/7: i've seen the meaning of the lyrics and it's reallyoverworked 24/7: *coughs*le: ??? what does despacito mean?jungowo: i used google translate and it means slowly?yutata: what the fuckyutata: it's something what the 127 would singyutata: have you seen whiplash and cherry bombsriracha: i feel ashamed to be in 127mom of the china line: FEEL GRATEFUL THAT YOU GET TO DEBUT IN A FUCKING UNITmom of the china line: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IT TOOK ME A WHILE TO DEBUTsriracha: i would rather notsriracha: i have to deal with our concept and having some people being clingy and touchy with meyutata: you know you like itsriracha:*disgusted*: HAHAHAHHAHA HE DIDNT EVEN DENY ITshoulder_gangster: someone help us dreamies we are being consumed by despacitogayno: Dgayno: Egayno: Sgayno: Pgayno: Agayno: Cgayno: Igayno: Tgayno: O

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dysfunctional hell
 nine taeils: hahahhahahahahahhahahanine taeils: hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahhahahahanine taeils: hahaha ha ah ahaanine taeils: hanine taeils: h afebreze the savior: A H A H A H A H A H A HhhHhHHhchicago rat: oh shit*disgusted*: shit indeedsriracha:mom of the china line:vroom vroom: alright shitfaces what is wrongyutata: why does everything seem tense?febreze the savior: you know what the fuck is wrong?febreze the savior: [attached image]mom of the china line: what the fuckmom of the china line: WHAT THE FUCKmom of the china line: WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO MY FUCKING CHINA BABIESmom of the china line: WHERE THE FUCKITY FUCKyutata: oh shit the china line mom has FUCKING SNAPPEDjungowo: um hello?febreze the savior: oh hello!jungowo: why is everyone spamming the chat in the middle of 10 in the morning?nine taeils: WELL YOU SEE-nine taeils: [attached image]jungowo:jungowo: o hjungowo: oh dear i can't imagine when yukhei sees this,,vroom vroom: oH FUCKchicago rat: FUCKyou know: SHITnine taeils: well fuckfebreze the savior: i cant take this anymore*disgusted*: *sips tea*sriracha: so what the fuck happened to themsriracha: specifically renjun and chenleyutata: sichengie calm th y s el f-nine taeils: ok where the fuck are the dreamiesyou know: they're sleeping?vroom vroom: hey wait, jungwoojungowo: yes?vroom vroom: is yukhei still asleepjungowo: yeschicago rat: hahahahaha shityutata: brace yourselvesmom of the china line: and i'm ready to have a talk with my fucking childrenfebreze the savior: samefebreze the savior: dont fucking care if mark is in charge of the dreamiesfebreze the savior: im about toji: good morningfebreze the savior: ahfebreze the savior: j i s u n gyou know: ten do you have any tea*disgusted*: yesji: ??febreze the savior: sofebreze the savior: [attached image]febreze the savior: whatfebreze the savior: in febreze the savior: thefebreze the savior: namefebreze the savior: offebreze the savior: fucksfebreze the savior: happened to you and everyonenine taeils: ok what the fuck is the deal we the older members have to dealnine taeils: WITH THIS COMPLETE BULLSHIT WITHIN A BULLSHITnine taeils: AND WITNESSEDnine taeils: THE DREAMIES nine taeils: DOING A GO CONCEPTnine taeils: OH AND NOW??? GO UP???? UM??ji: uhle: what's happening?yutata: fuck SICHENG NO-febreze the savior: get the others on nowfebreze the savior: dont even fucking askji: what the fuck @overworked 24/7 @shoulder_gangster @gayno @gaymin @6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: bitch the fuck i was sleepingoverworked 24/7: FUCKfebreze the savior: markoverworked 24/7: FUFK  overworked 24/7 has left the group chat febreze the savior: I THINK THE FUCK NOT YOU TRICKASS MOTHERFUCKER febreze the savior has added overworked 24/7 into the group chat 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: uh ohjungowo: umnine taeils: LETS HAVE A TALK SHALL WE?overworked 24/7: PLEASE ITS EARLY IN THE MORNINGnine taeils: OH BUT EARLY ENOUGH TO ATTACK US ALL HUH?sriracha: SHITFUCKS @le @shoulder_gangsteryutata: SICHENGsriracha: NOshoulder_gangster:le:gayno: oh nogaymin: guess we cant escape thisvroom vroom: everyone besides the figure moms are huddled in my room sipping tea*disgusted*: jesus fuck this is greatyou know: it'll get good when yukhei comes inchicago rat: ur rightfebreze the savior: JISUNG, JENO, JAEMIN, DONGHYUCK, AND MARK COME OVER HERE NOWji: BUT WE'RE FUCKING TEXTINGfebreze the savior: I SAID TO GET THE FUCK OVER HERE YOU LITTLE BITCHgayno: WHAT THE FUCK6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: we all will die togetheroverworked 24/7: I HAVE NO TIME FOR THIS SHIT 
china line - the c in china stands for cool
 mom of the china line: renjun, chenleshoulder_gangster:le:sriracha: WE NEED TO HAVE A FUCKING TALK NOWsriracha: NOW LOOK THE FUCK HEREsriracha: YOU GUYS ALREADY HAD A FUCKING COMEBACK SEVERAL MONTHS AGOmom of the china line: which is gomom of the china line: oh and we DIDNT APPRECIATE THE CONCEPT NOR THE FUCKINGsriracha: DISRESPECTmom of the china line: NOW TELL US WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GUYS DECIDEDmom of the china line: TO FUCKING UPLOAD TEASERSsriracha: WHAT THE FUCK CHENLE YOU HAVE GREEN HAIR. GREEN!!!sriracha: AND YOUsriracha: WHAT THE FUCK??siracha: WHERE THE FUCK DID MY FETUS SNAGGLETOOTH CHILD GO WHAT THE SHITTY FUCK SACKshoulder_gangster: um-mom of the china line: NOmom of the china line: RENJUN NO JUST NO YOU HAVE NO EXPLANATION TO EXPLAIN YOURSELVESle: but-sriracha: NO MEANS FUCKING NOsriracha: WHY CANT YOU GUYSmom of the china line: GO BACKsriracha: TO BEINGmom of the china line: FUCKINGsriracha: FETUSESle: i-shoulder_gangster: well to be fairshoulder_gangster: we're just starting new concepts since all we did were cute conceptsshoulder_gangster: and some people were bothered by our concepts how 16 year olds are constantlyshoulder_gangster: doing cute concepts to represent youthshoulder_gangster: well i mean some people kinda hate usshoulder_gangster: since we're just chewing gum 7 year olds and all but likeshoulder_gangster: there are other ways to represent youth besides being cute and allshoulder_gangster: and i believe we all will just grow up soon and graduate from nct dreamshoulder_gangster: and the next people will be the next nct dreamsriracha: WHAT THE FUCK RENJUN YOU DID NOT HAVE TO HIT ME BACK TO REALITY LIKE THATle: i agree what he said, we'll grow up out of nct dreammom of the china line: hold up back trackmom of the china line: renjun you said some people hated nct dream?shoulder_gangster: yeah, whymom of the china line: ok THATS THE FUCKING LINE.sriracha: MOTHERFUCKERS ARE HATING ON OUR CHILDREN 
dysfunctional hell
 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WHAT THE FUCK GUYS WE ARE JUSTfebreze the savior: NO FUCK NO YOU GUYS JUST FUCKING-gayno: whAT DID WE EVE RDO nine taeils: FUCKING GROWING UP AND DOING MORE MATURE CONCEPTSji: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THATnine taeils: LOOK HERE YOU BITCHnine taeils: WE WATCHED YOU GUYS GROW UP FROM CHEWING GUM KIDSnine taeils: TO LITERAL REBELLIOUS TEENAGERSnine taeils: AND THIS IS UNACCEPTABLEgaymin: BITCHoverworked 24/7: BUT IMfebreze the savior: SHUT FUCK THE UPfebreze the savior: I DONT CARE IF YOURE FUCKING IN OUR UNITS INCLUDING YOU DONGHYUCKfebreze the savior: YOU SHITBAGS ARE NOT OFF THE HOOKmom of the china: HOES GUESS THE FUCK WHATyutata: WHAT THE FUCK WE CANT SPEAK CHINESEsriracha: THEN LEARN CHINESE THEN YOU OSAKASS OF A SON OF A FUCKINGvroom vroom: CALM THE FUCK DOWN KUN HAS SOMETHING TO SAYmom of the china line: [attached image]mom of the china line: [attached image]mom of the china line: [attached image]mom of the china line: LOOK AT THIS FUCKING BULLSHITmom of the china line: OUR FUCKING KIDSmom of the china line: OUR FUCKING LITERAL CHILDRENgaymin: oh yeah thatnine taeils: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS COOL WITH ITji: we're used to it lolfebreze the savior: WHAT.febreze the savior: IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO STRANGLE THOSE BITCHES*disgusted*: well holy shit the tea is hotDREAM CHASER: so i just finished rereading the chatDREAM CHASER: 1. what the fuckDREAM CHASER: 2. what in the fuckDREAM CHASER: and thirdDREAM CHASER: where's markoverworked 24/7: you calledDREAM CHASER: YOU MOTHERFUCKERoverworked 24/7: WHAT DID I FUCKING DODREAM CHASER: YOU ARE LEGIT AN ADULT AND YOU'RE STILL IN FUCKING DREAMDREAM CHASER: HAVING SOME COMEBACK AGAIN WITH THE DREAMIESDREAM CHASER: WHAT THE FUCK MANDREAM CHASER: WHY THE FUCK ISN'T SM PUTTING ME IN NCT DREAMyou know: now he's getting borderline obsessed with nct dreamyutata: jesus fuckyutata: i'm currently dealing with an angry sichengoverworked 24/7: NOT MY FAULT SM IS ALL LIKEoverworked 24/7: SM: OH HEY LETS PULL OFF ANOTHER COMEBACKoverworked 24/7: SM: AND THIS COMEBACK WILL HAVE MARK IN IT BEFORE HE LEAVESDREAM CHASER: BITCjungowo: calm down, yukheiDREAM CHASER: okay*disgusted*: ha what the fuck gay6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: hmmm you have no room to say that*disgusted*: listen here hoe6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: i'm not a mirrorji: OH SHITle: AHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAvroom vroom: what the fuckvroom vroom: we young was playing on my spotify and when mark began to singvroom vroom: HE WAS SINGING IN CHINESEvroom vroom: LIKE WHAT THE FUCK THIS HAPPENS EVERY SINGLE TIMEvroom vroom: BECAUSE I ALWAYS THINK ITS THE KOREAN VERSIONji: we young chinese version is a fucking bopgaymin: yeah because you get to hear chenle singing in chineseji: shut fuck thre huopgayno: HAshoulder_gangster: i still feel bad for jaemin :((gaymin: nah it's finechicago rat: are we seriously getting off topicyou know: oh they're just planning their murder you know: i can hear them they're literally plotting it in the basementchicago rat: oh wowyutata: and sicheng fell asleep after exploding in angeryutata: jesus fuckyutata: what about kun?shoulder_gangster: he's currently cooking his stress away atm6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: can i just say i'm glad the talks have ended jesus fuck6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: we barely made out alive on this one rather than the last oneoverworked 24/7: fucking agreeDREAM CHASER: YOU'RE STILL NOT OFF THE HOOK MARKjungowo: what did i sayDREAM CHASER: i'm sorryle: hmmmm speaking of whichle: nct china is happening!overworked 24/7: fucking hell i will slit sm if they put me in the china unitshoulder_gangster: hahahahaahahahhahahaoverworked 24/7: shut hell the up rnejunoverworked 24/7: i'm always overworked and it's so fucking stressfuloverworked 24/7: honestly i can barely get any sleep or free time to myself since i'm in 3 unitsoverworked 24/7: sure it seems great but it's literal hell6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: mark..shoulder_gangster:shoulder_gangster: i'm sorryoverworked 24/7: no it's okay renjun, i've been stressed latelyoverworked 24/7: hyuck, can i come over?6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: suregaymin: damn i teared at thatgayno: ikrji: jesusji: i just really fucking hope he can at least be in 2 units so he less the stressle: same*disgusted*: that was emotionalshoulder_gangster: i still feel bad..le: it's okay, you didn't mean tomom of the china line: you guys are a messmom of the china line: anyways i made homemade chinese food, want some?le: sure!shoulder_gangster: yeah, i miss the taste of china*disgusted*: can someone translate thatgayno: nogaymin: noji: wow 
7:49 PM
 sriracha: wow i feel tiredyutata: yeah after fucking explodingsriracha: hey it's not my faultyutata: ikDREAM CHASER: i still fucking hate my 99 bro*disgusted*: and yetDREAM CHASER: shutmom of the china line: the dreamies are currently busy so they can't participate in the chatmom of the china line: well until sometime tomorrowvroom vroom: let's have a civilized conversationyutata: no*disgusted*: nochicago rat: noyou know: nosriracha: nomom of the china line: noDREAM CHASER: nojungowo: nonine taeils: nofebreze the savior: novroom vroom: well damn okvroom vroom: well since the dreamies are busyvroom vroom: LET'S REVIVE VROOM VROOM TALKSHOWDREAM CHASER: nahDREAM CHASER: mine is way betterDREAM CHASER: it's all about FOODCASchicago rat: tbh his is way bettervroom vroom:vroom vroom: bitchfebreze the savior: i feel deadmom of the china line: aren't we allsriracha: im borednine taeils: aren't we allyutata: im still yodeling over nct celebyutata: likeyutata: im actually cryingchicago rat: it would be a fucking miracle if yukhei keeps a straight facechicago rat: while dancing to i wanna be a celeb*disgusted*: he can't keep a straight face cuz he gayDREAM CHASER: you absolutely have no room to say thatfebreze the savior: i just realized somethingfebreze the savior: why the fuck am i the single motherly mom out of everyone and the leadervroom vroom: at least you didn't have to actually experience divorcevroom vroom: just like junmyeon did and literally lost a husband and two kidsfebreze the savior: bitch what the fuckfebreze the savior: i swear to fucks i dont care if we will eventually have 40+ membersfebreze the savior: no one in this fucking household will leave nctfebreze the savior: because we will FUCKING STICK TO EACH OTHER*disgusted*: mmmmmmmm doubt itnine taeils: DO NOT FUCKING JINX ITsriracha: honestly i dont think i can stand if someone leaves out of the pactyutata: awjungowo: why are we getting sentimental again?jungowo: let's brighten the moodDREAM CHASER: ^^^^^^you know: as always, jungwoo is always the savioryou know: looks like your febreze ain't a savior anymorefebreze the savior: i think the fuck notfebreze the savior: do you know how much MU FUCKING FEBREZES MEANS TO MEmom of the china line:you know: now he is ranting about his febrezechicago rat: you should regret ityou know: i am

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 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: who the fuck is creating tension in the airshoulder_gangster: not me6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: and i know mark isn't6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: and the gay pairings are playing video games in the dormji: wONdeRfUl dAY We'rE haViNGle: but it's 11 pm? 
le, ji
 le: jisung, are you okay?ji: yeah imji: finele: doesn't sound too convincing?ji: i swear im finele: okay... 
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 overworked 24/7: this burger is cold6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: then use the microwave you dumbassshoulder_gangster: if he cant cook eggs then i dont think he can use the microwaveoverworked 24/7: what kind of fucking disrespect is thisoverworked 24/7: this is way worse than being in the main group chatgaymin: jisung and chenle have been quiet latelyshoulder_gangster: they're probably talking to each other6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: ok but like6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: i can still sense the tension???6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: its so tense and awkward as fuck ji has removed le from this group chat ji: guysji: guysji: i need h e l pji: it's fucking urgent6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: damn you didnt have to kick him outji: THAT IS THE ISSUEji: I NEED HELP AND IT'S ABOUT CHENLEgayno: do you supposegayno: that you have a crush on chenle?ji: NO I HAVE A CRUSH ON A BURRITOji: OFC ITS CHENLEji: i mean honestly idk how this startedji: when i first met him i mean he was cool and allji: and we became friends obviouslyji: but for some reason i started to catch these heart fluttering feelingsji: and at that moment i fucking knew i have a crush on my own friendji: AND I DONT FUCKING KNOW WHAT TO DOgaymin: woah slow down there buddy6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: hm6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: so basically you have a crush on chenle and you dont know what to do abt itji: YES6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: well let's see6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: try to confess to him?6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: i mean im sure the friendship between you guys wont change6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: and plus im sure that maybe chenle also likes you back?ji: with a question markji: yes very assuring.6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: do you want fucking help you little shitgaymin: how long have you been pining??ji:ji: i cant countgayno: oH MY FUCLING-6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: BITCH DOES THAT MEAN6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YOU HAVE BEEN PINING FOR 2 FUCKING YEARSji: ..6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WHAT THE FUCK JISUNGji: lOOK-shoulder_gangster: chenle is asking me why he got kicked out of the group chatshoulder_gangster: hurry upoverworked 24/7: this burger is good6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: NOW IS NOT THE TIME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WE ARE CURRENTLY DEALING WITH A FETUS WHO PINED FOR 2 YEARSoverworked 24/7: wtfgayno: well? what are you gonna do about it jisunggayno: i recommend you take donghyuck's advice and just confessji: butgaymin: no buts you gayass gaymin: CONFESS ALREADYji: OK GODshoulder_gangster: so can i add him back inji: yeah shoulder_gangster has added le into the group chat le: so uh why was i kicked out?ji: oh it was nothingji: it was on accident and i didn't know how to add you back so renjun had to do itle: ok? 
ji, 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth
 ji: I CANT FUCKING DO IT6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: FUCKING DO IT ALREADYji: BUT IM FUCKING SCARED OUR FRIENDSHIP WILL NOT BE THE SAME AGAINji: YEAH SURE YOU ASSURED ME THAT IT WONTji: BUT THIS IS 21ST CENTURYji: AND THIS GENERATION IS BEING INTRODUCED TO NEW SEXUALITIESji: I KNOW I TRUST CHENLE AND THAT WE WILL ALWAYS BE FRIENDSji: BUT YOU CAN'T FUCKING EXPECT ME TO BE CALM ABOUT IT AND CONFESS TO HIM LIKE IT'S NOTHING6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: LISTEN HERE HOE6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: I AM SURE THAT YOUR FRIENDSHIP WILL REMAIN THE SAME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: SURE IT MIGHT GET AWKWARD6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: BUT WE HAVE BEEN TOGETHER AS DREAMIES FOR LIKE 2 YEARS6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: AND I KNOW DAMN WELL THAT CHENLE6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WON'T END THE FRIENDSHIP JUST BECAUSE HIS FRIEND LIKE LIKES HIM6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND MAN UP BITCHji: YOU HAVE NO FUCKING ROOM TO SAY THAT SHITji: YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CONFESSED TO MARK YET6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: THAT'S FOR ANOTHER TIME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: NOW THIS IS ALL ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YOU MUST FUCKING CONFESS YOUR UNDYING CRUSH/LOVE TO HIMji: YOU KNOW WHAT FINEji: I FUCKING WILL6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: jisung seriously whatever happens, we will try to fix it6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: if chenle doesn't feel the same way we can cry together6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: and we will fix the friendship6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: okay?ji: thanksji: even though you're shitty you're still a great person to talk to6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: take that back you bitch 
ji, le
 ji: hey uh chenle?le: yes?ji: i have something to tell youji: it's really importantji: and honestly please, whatever you fucking do just keep... an open mind. okay?le: ?? sureji: okay so here i go. sorry that i kinda acted weird and made the atmosphere kinda tensed, awkward, and just tensed in general. thing is, i actually have a thing for you. and no, by that i mean i actually have feelings for you. i actually like you and no not platonically but romantically. you're just a great person to be with and you're an amazing friend. i admit, when i first saw you i thought to myself, "hey he seems like a fun guy, although he's kinda shy, but he's cute though" and i actually didn't expect that the feelings would grow stronger into something that makes me pine for years and want to hug and hold you tightly and just say i love you over and over again. i honestly like your personality because it;s something new i have ever seen and you're also cute and your dolphin laughs are adorable as well and i'm just gETTING overly emotional just texting these because i just want to appreciate your being and confess my love- or crush i had for 2 years but the thing is im really scared that our friendship won't be the same. i talked to donghyuck about this but it's just that i dont really feel assured enough to believe that it will go fine. yeah i get that this may seem weird to you having another boy like you but i cant help it. however if youre bothered by it i can stop and push my feelings aside because i dont want to make you uncomfortable and probably think over my confession and probably feel stressed and pressured to either accept me or reject me but i dont really care i just want to get this off of my chest. the last thing i ever want is to have a broken friendship and us being distant from each other. also sorry for rambling and such i cant help it. anyways overall, i had a crush on you for 2 years and i like you.le: oh jisungle: you know i wouldn't break off this friendship because of your feelings for mele: that would be honestly quite dumb and stupidle: to throw a 2 year worth friendship awayle: anyways, jisung, i also like you too. i was about to confess but guess you beat me to itji: waitji: really..? you like me?le: of course, silly! le: so since we confessed, what should we do now?ji: do you... want to be my boyfriendle: HSDJDSDSD OF COURSE!!ji: i'll talk to the manager about thisji: hopefully he will accept our relationshiple: okay!! good luckji: also since we're now boyfriends, do you want to tell the others about it in the main group chat tomorrow??le: sounds perfect. i wouldn't want to get killed for being up past our bedtime ji: true 10:36 AM
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 ji: guess who the fuck has a boyfriendfebreze the savior: wait a fucking secondfebreze the savior: WHATvroom vroom: what the hell did we missoverworked 24/7: a lot6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: wait6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: JISUNG YOU DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TELLING ME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YOU ABSOLUTE SHITTY ASSji: CHENLE AND I AGREED WE WOULD TELL EVERYONE IN THIS GROUP CHAT SO YOU CAN KISS MY ASSyutata: WAIT WHAT JISUNG WHO'S YOUR BOYFRIENDle: hellosriracha: WHAT THE FUCKsriracha: CHENLE IS JISUNG'S BOYFRIEND????le: mhmsriracha: I CANT BELIEVE YOU'RE GROWING UPsriracha: IM SOBBGIGRByutata: he's actually sobbingyutata: also i can hear screaming probably from taeyongshoulder_gangster: chenle you didn't even bother telling meshoulder_gangster: i feel so betrayedle: it has to be donele: but hey!! now jisung and i are boyfriendsle: he talked to the manager abt it chicago rat: i'm surprisednine taeils: samenine taeils: all the manager did was told us to shut up or even tell mark to stop laughingfebreze the savior: the nervefebreze the savior: we were doing an acapella and im fuckign madjungowo: congratulations, jisung and chenle!le: thank you!ji: i feel so happy imactuallycrying6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: he isle: aw, ji6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: ok now he is crying even moregaymin: i'm softmom of the china line: isn't everyone*disgusted*: it's fucking official*disgusted*: chensung is sailing and being activeyou know: speaking of whichyou know: do we have any more relationships?? i mean johnten happened*disgusted*: i bet my ass that everyone else are being bunch of pussies and are probably pining each other and wont fucking speak upnine taeils: well DAMNmom of the china line: well you seemom of the china line: im a single pringleDREAM CHASER: -and ready to mingleji: hey donghyuck6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: NOji: donghyuck6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: FUCK NO*disgusted*: do i sense someone being an UTTER PUSSY6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: THE FUCK NOji: DOnGhYucK You goTta6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: NO WAY IN THE HELLoverworked 24/7: ???gaymin: OH SHIT I SMELL AN INTERESTING TEAgayno: but whyyutata: OH FUCK I KNOW WHAT'S UP6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: LITTLE BITCHji: :)6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: i hate youji: love you too but not as much compared to how much i love my amazing dolphin boyfriendle: dawwwjungowo: i just bust a fucking uwunine taeils: what the fuck is an 'uwu'jungowo: uwushoulder_gangster: i can feel the uwu im finna bust it UWUle: uwusriracha: uwu!!!!!!!!vroom vroom: why are they-you know: don't question it6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: meanwhile they uwu their ass out6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: IM GONNA RUN AWYA NOW AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMSji: I THINK THE FUCK NOT 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has left the group chatji has added 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth into the group chat6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has left the group chatji has added 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth into the group chat6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has left the group chatji has added 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth into the group chat 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: MOTHERFUCKER STOP AND LET ME LEAVE AND RUN AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMSji: I FUCKING RAN AWAY FROM MY PROBLEMS AND GUESS WHATji: I FUCKING DECIDED TO STOP BEING A PUSSY AND DEAL WITH THE PROBLEMji: SO NOW IT'S YOUR TURN TO DEAL YOUR PROBLEM YOU SON OF A BITCHfebreze the savior: WHAT THE FUCK I JUST GOT BACK FROM SCREAMING OVER MY BABY HAVING A BOYFRIENDfebreze the savior: AND WHATfebreze the savior: ANOTHER ONE OF MY KIDS GONNA GET A BOYFRIEND???mom of the china line: DEAL WITH IT YOU FUCKERfebreze the savior: FUCKING. OFFENDED.chicago rat: calm down ladiesmom of the china line: WE'RE NOT FUCKING LADIESchicago rat: y'all act like onefebreze the savior: do you want to fucking get roped into the basementchicago rat: HELL NO I VALUE MY FREEDOM 1:55 PM ji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: helpji: 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ABSOLUTE FUCK6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: I AHVE OVER 30+ NOTIFSji: HELP6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WHAT THE FUCK NOW6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: ALSO WHY DOES EVERYONE HAVE TO BE BUSY AND IM THE ONE HAVING TO DEAL THE SPAMSji: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND HELP ME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: THE FUCK YOU NEED HELP ONji: CHENLE IS SO FUCKING ADORABLE6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YES ANDji: HE'S SLEEPING ON MY BED AND IM ABOUT TO SHRIEK ON HOW ADORABLE AND SOFT HE LOOKSji: LIKE OH MY FUCKji: HOW CUTER CAN HE FUCKING GET6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YOU FUCKING WHIPPED GAYASS ji: SHUT THE FUCK UPji: NOT LIKE YOU WILL ALSO ACT WHIPPED FOR ****6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: FUCKING BITCH DELETE DELETEji: DID YOU FORGET THAT EVEN IF I DELETE IT THE OTHERS WILL STILL SEE IT6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: YOU FUCKING-6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: AFTER EVERYTHING I HAVE DONE FOR YOU I GET THISji: IM HELPING YOU SO SHUT UP 4:43 PM nine taeils: why the fuck do i have over 50+ notifs

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fucked up hell but not too fucked up?
 chicago rat: it has been 5 chapters and maybe we should change our namesfebreze the savior: excuse me what?yutata: you just broke the damn fourth wall you dumb shitchicago rat: anyone care to translate thatyutata: LEARN JAPANESE YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKvroom vroom: BUT WE FUCKING-yutata: CHAIN DOESN'T COUNToverworked 24/7: DAMN IToverworked 24/7: NO WAY IN HELL I HAVE TO LEARN ANOTHER LANGUAGE I GOT CHINESE AND JAPANESE IM FINE WITH KOREAN AND ENGLISH JESUS FUCL6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: so i translated that absolute japanese shit and all i got is "you broke the wall of your fourth shit"yutata: AHAHHAAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK GOOGLEnine taeils: what did i just woke to6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: WHO DAT WHO DAT WHO DAT BOYoverworked 24/7: SHUT THE FUCK UP HYUCKchicago rat: ok anywayschicago rat: we should change our users bc they're getting oldfebreze the savior: i like mine thoughchicago rat: too badfebreze the savior: you fuckeryou know: yeah maybe we should change our namesyou know: latervroom vroom: ok im borednine taeils: tragicvroom vroom: STOP SAYING THATsriracha: they're fucking longer than my linessriracha: because some people are hogging nearly all the linesfebreze the savior: look-sriracha: no6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: where did yuta gooverworked 24/7: idkchicago rat: wait a fucking secondchicago rat: WHAT THE FUCK MY EARDRUMSvroom vroom: THE ABSOLUTE BLOODY FUCKchicago rat: WHO THE FUCK IS BLASTING SOME JAPANESE SONGyutata: FUCK YOU ALL 
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 you know: SOMEONE FUCKING HELP USyutata: HOLY SHITyutata: BOKU NO HERO ACADEMIA IS THE REAL SHITsriracha: boku... what?yutata: THE DAY HAS COMEoverworked 24/7: i can fucking hear it all the way from the dream's dorms6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: you're not alonemom of the china line: im so confused*disgusted*: yuta is being a weeb againyutata: I HAVE DISCOVERED A NEW ANIME TO WATCHyutata: IT'S STILL ONGOINGyutata: AND HOLY FUCK I HAVE TURNED GAY FOR TODOROKIfebreze the savior: HE'S FUCKING 15yutata: NOTHING WRONG WITH TURNING GAY FOR AN ANIME CHARACTER LEAVE ME ALONEyutata: wHO NEEDS A BOYFRIEND WHEN YOU GOT ANIMEsriracha:yutata: everyone needs to watch this with me i'm already on season 26.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: how the fuck6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: it takes me centuries to finish 1 episode of somethingnine taeils: never underestimate the power of an otakuyutata: HELL YEAHshoulder_gangster: brb 
china line - the c in china stands for cool
 mom of the china line: sicheng, are you okay?sriracha: yeah i'm finemom of the china line: you don't sound okaysriracha: seriously i'm fineshoulder_gangster: hyung, you're not. does this have something to do with yuta?sriracha:shoulder_gangster: i'll take that as a yesle: hyung, you know yuta hyung didn't mean it. he was just jokingDREAM CHASER: he has been talking to me how he wanted a boyfriendDREAM CHASER: so don't take it to heart that he doesn't need anyone. well just because he has anime doesn't mean he will still feel the emptiness within himsriracha: you're rightsriracha: but i cant help it?sriracha: i really love yuta hyung but it's just?? i feel worthless?? like i dont think i deserve him he's just so out of league for meshoulder_gangster: listen here you motherfucker if you think yourself as worthless then think again because i swear to fucks you're the best hyung in the china line and we love you and appreciate you and it hurts to see you like this. plus i'm sure that yuta likes you back maybe the both of you are just pining.mom of the china line: jesus fuck renjunle: wowle: also this is so rare to see yukhei to be serious DREAM CHASER: shhhhh us china bros must stick togethersriracha: i fucking love you guys so much im actually crying 
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 gaymin: repeat that againyutata: I JUST SAID IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES NOW IT'S NOT THAT HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE PLOT OF THE ANIME6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: IT'S NOT FUCKING SIMPLEmom of the china line: ohfebreze the savior: these fucking breads are staleoverworked 24/7: what the fuck is this thingoverworked 24/7: [attached image]shoulder_gangster: oh shit that's mineoverworked 24/7: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PORK ORGANS IN MY ROOMshoulder_gangster: GIVE THE DAMN ORGANS BACKvroom vroom: ok so apparently one of the dreamies likes to eat pig organsshoulder_gangster: they're good tho especially with breadle: holy shit they are goodji: bitch what the fu-shoulder_gangster: speaking of which i need to learn methods on how to grow tallle: ahahahhahahahaha 
yutata, sriracha
 yutata: hey, are you feeling alright?sriracha: fucking dandyyutata:yutata: did something happen?sriracha: nothing happenedyutata: well the fact that you just cussed when i just asked you a question, seems as if something happenedsriracha: mmmmsriracha: yeah i guess something happenedyutata: do you want to talk about it?sriracha: i dont have to maybe you should go back watching your weeb shityutata: what the fuck sicheng just talk to meyutata: being a pissy teenager girl wont help whatever situation we're insriracha: did you just compare me to a teenager girl you fucking imbecileyutata: sure did because you act like onesriracha: ok you know whatsriracha: no fucking wonder you dont have a boyfriendsriracha: all you fucking do is be inside your room and do your thing rather than try to actually find your love lifesriracha: have a good fucking day.
 
sriracha has blocked you 
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 yutata: WHAT THE FUCK SICHENG DID YOU JUST FUCKING BLOCKED MEgaymin: do i sense tea*disgusted*: i can hear it sizzling sriracha has left the group chat yutata: oh my fucking god yutata has left the group chat 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: well shitji: shit indeedgayno: um maybe we should not interfere whats happening with yuwin so we should focus on the more positive aspectgaymin: aw how responsible of you even though you fucking fuck yourself up nearly every time i keep my eyes off of you gaymin has changed gayno's name to responsible but fucks up responsible but fucks up: I DONT FUCK UP THAT OFTENgaymin: sure thing sweatyvroom vroom: *sweetiegaymin: shut responsible but fucks up has changed gaymin's name to plasticc ccotton ccandy plasticc ccotton ccandy: why is my name long like yours*disgusted*: long like my febreze the savior has removed *disgusted* from this group chat 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA overworked 24/7 has removed 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth from this group chat6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has joined the group chat overworked 24/7: HOW THE FUCK6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: im a hacker bitch 
yutata, sriracha
 yutata: sicheng not sent!yutata: please not sent!  yuta sulked and shut his phone off. he was conflicted with the current situation he was in. he wasn't really sure what he did wrong. out of all the possibilities, what could he have done? it's not like he purposely wanted to hurt his crush and it just hurts him to have the blame put on him and that he was the reason of him hurting. yuta sighed and laid down on his bed. he never wanted to hurt sicheng, he loved him very much and he didn't want this kind of bond to be forever broken. the best thing he can do at the moment is confront him and talk to him, if he even allows him. he pushed himself up off from his bed and walked out of his room, each step making him anxious. shit, what if the damage is already done? will sicheng even listen to me at this point? all these thoughts ran through his head. before he knew it, he was already in front of sicheng's door. he took a deep breath and raised his hand to knock on the door, but he stopped. 
what if i hurt him again?
 yuta thought to himself as he hesitated to knock on the door. his heart felt burdened, his thoughts felt overwhelming. it hurts. the japanese boy lowered his hand, away from the door, away from trying to confront the weeping boy. maybe he's right. of course. why else would no one romantically love me? i just hurt people around me, even without me realizing. he chuckled to himself and glanced at sicheng's door sadly before locking himself up in his own room. 3:33 AM
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 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: any of you bitches up6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth: guess not 6.09×1012 km2; 12,000 × earth has changed his name to energy drinksenergy drinks has changed le's name to dolbitchenergy drinks has changed ji's name to geese-sungenergy drinks has changed shoulder_gangster's name to small asswipeenergy drinks has changed overworked 24/7's name to marknae™energy drinks has changed mom of the china line's name to pros and kunsenergy drinks has changed jungowo's name to HEWWO BITCHUWUenergy drinks has changed DREAM CHASER's name to LOOSE (C) ASSenergy drinks has changed vroom vroom's name to d is for diseaseenergy drinks has changed you know's name to y.1energy drinks has changed nine taeils's name to spicy cocktaeilenergy drinks has changed febreze the savior's name to pregantanteenergy drinks has changed chicago rat's name to y.2energy drinks has changed *disgusted*'s name to classic hoe energy drinks: and my work here is doneenergy drinks: besides yuta and sichengenergy drinks: ok is seriously no one up the fuckmarknae™: here's this thing called sleep and SOME people need themmarknae™: NOW GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP I JUST WANT TO SLEEP AFTER A LONG DAYenergy drinks: mmmmmmmmmmmmm nahmarknae™: also why in the hell did you change everyone's usersenergy: why notmarknae™:marknae™: ok but why the fuckmarknae™: HALF OF THE USERNAMES I CANTmarknae™: renjun's definitely gonna kill someoneenergy drinks: to be fair he is smallenergy drinks: fuccing shorter than chenlemarknae™: aren't you the same height as renjun thoughenergy drinks: at least i LOOK taller than him so shut hell the upmarknae™: kmarknae™: anyways i need sleep nowenergy drinks: bABE DONT LEAVE ME ALONEmarknae™: since when tf was i your babeenergy drinks:energy drinks: since nowmarknae™: goOD fUcKiNg BYe 10:11 AM pregantante: who the fuck changed my userclassic hoe: i like miney.2: of course you doy.1: wait why do we have similar usernamesd is for disease: wait a fucking second i cant tell which one is whoLOOSE (C) ASS: what the fuky.1: pretty sure the other is younghoy.2: no maybe im noty.1: whatgeese-sung: whomst the fuckethdolbitch: thanks hyungenergy drinks: no problem everyone HEWWO BITCHUWU: why is my username. .spicy cocktaeil: donghyuck (the little shithead)pregantante: anyways aside from all of thispregantante: im getting worried over yuta and sicheng i haven't heard anything from both of themLOOSE (C) ASS: o shit he isn't even messaging in our china line group chatpros and kuns: well fuck 6:23 PM pregantante: im actually worried as fuck and i cant take itsmall asswipe: i just checked the group chat and whoever changed my user will die in hellsmall asswipe: also im crying at the same timedolbitch: I DOTN FEEL OK W EFINDIHDED RECOIRDNING DEAR DREAM AND IM SOBBGIGN OS =SO ARDHAES OVER MARK YUGHYUGNgeese-sung: BITHFC SAME IMC RYUGenergy drinks: ha you fucking weaksplasticc ccotton ccandy: you have no room to say that you're crying as wellenergy drinks: THE HELL IM NTOmarknae™: awresponsible but fucks up: my heart hurtsclassic hoe: well that's great the dreamies are crying over mark and we are still having crisis over yuwinclassic hoe: jesus fuck the bestest tea i've ever had but they are being stubborn as FUCKy.2: both of them have never left their room ever since the dramaspicy cocktaeil: well shitpregantante: are you fucking saying both of them haven't eatenand they just starved themselves IN THEIR ROOMy.1: welld is for disease: holy fuck taeyong is about to get a heart attack and wreck everythingpros and kuns: this is a fucking messHEWWO BITCHUWU: these motherfuckers better get out of their room or else i will fuckingLOOSE (C) ASS: jungwoo what are you doing- JUngwoO NOspicy cocktaeil: oH SHIT JUNGWOO IS ON A RAMPAGEmarknae™: i'm still dealing with bunch of crybabiessmall asswipe: SHUT THRE FUVK UPN HUGYYUNG YIURE YFRNG AS WELL SYT THE HELL UP AND LET US CRY OVER YOUR GRADUATION  FORM NCT DREAM YST SHUCJ THE FYCM UP AND LET US CYRmarknae™: JESUS FUCK GUSYgeese-sung: can we just fucking take this into the dream groyp chat pelase 
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 geese-sung: jesus fucks mark hyung why do you have to fucking graduatemarknae™: LOOK HERE BLAME SM FOR PUTTING ME IN THIS UNIT IN THE FIRST PLACE BECAUSE THEN WE WOULDN'T HAVE TOsmall asswipe: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP WITHOUT YOU IN THIS NON-FIXED UNIT I DONT THINK ANYONE HERE WOULD'VE BEEN SUITABLE TO BE THE LEADERsmall asswipe: I DOTN FUVKING CAREsmall asswipe: LIKE YES YOU'RE IN 3 UNITS AND I KNOW ALL OF US ARE WEEPING OVER YOUR GRAUDATION BUT AT LEAST YOU HAVE LESS STRESS FROM FUCKING SMgeese-sung: we all have been together for a long time (excluding renjun hyung and lele) but it just fucking hurts us that you have to leave us and graduate like yes i know you'll still be in nct but we won't be able to see each other tHAT often. but it's just that it wouldn't be the same without youenergy drinks: listen here shithead we love you and we show it through teasing and harassing youenergy drinks: you're literally the best fucking leader evermarknae™: guys im crying stop-dolbitch: even though renjun hyung and i haven't been around that long compared to all of you, we will still miss you once you graduate after go up is releasedplasticc ccotton ccandy: holy shit jeno is sobbing and literally soaking my entire shirtplasticc ccotton ccandy: anyways yeah i agree with all of themplasticc ccotton ccandy: but all of us will graduate soon enough and will join with youresponsible but fucks up: NO IM NOTplasticc ccotton ccandy: [attached image]plasticc ccotton ccandy: this picture says the oppositeresponsible but fucks up: HSUTmarknae™: guys im actually sobbing i'll miss you all oh my fuck i love you guys so muchmarknae™: i hope you guys will manage by yourselves when im gone geese-sung: HYUNG STOP I JUST STOPPED CRYING AND NOW IM CRYING AGAINgeese-sung: WHY MUST WE GROW UPdolbitch: there thereenergy drinks: we're all in painsmall asswipe: PRETTY EXPLANATORYgeese-sung: oh lele did i ever mentioned how FUCKING FINE YOU LOOK IN GREEN HAIR AND WHEN ITS STYLED UP

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jungwoo has had enough of their shit. honestly, he has had enough. it has been a few days and there is already a couple drama. jungwoo carelessly threw his phone at his bed and slipped his feet in slippers before walking to the 127 dorms. first, he went to sicheng's room. instead of gently knocking the door like he usually does, he kicked the door down and grabed sicheng by the ear and dragged him to yuta's room."what the hell are you doing, jungwoo?" sicheng tried to pry off from jungwoo's death grip. jungwoo sweetly smiled at him that sent the chinese boy shivers down his spine."doing you a goddamn favor."after he kicked yuta's door down, he grabbed yuta by his ear with his other hand. if anyone witnessed this, anyone would start questioning why a sweet boy is dragging two boys by the ear. after a few minutes of walking and dragging two pain in the asses, he found a spare room that can lock from the outside."alright, you shitheads. it's time for you two to make up and if you don't i'll skin you alive," jungwoo tossed the two into the spare room and locked the door from the outside. he walked back to his room and sat on his bed while turning his phone on. 
dysfunctional hell
 d is for disease: what the fuck is happeningd is for disease: i can hear several crashing soundsy.1: idkmarknae™: how the fuck and what the fuckmarknae™: it's 9 am and it's too goddamn earlyHEWWO BITCHUWU: ( ´･ᴗ･`)energy drinks: mark it's 9 it's not that earlymarknae™: YEAH BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS FUCKING ALL NIGHTERd is for disease: jungwooHEWWO BITCHUWU: yes? ( ´･ᴗ･`)d is for disease: do you happen to know what happened outsideHEWWO BITCHUWU: no ( ´･ᴗ･`)LOOSE (C) ASS: i HAVE RECIEPTSd is for disease: what the hell did you do jungwooHEWWO BITCHUWU: nothing (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)LOOSE (C) ASS: translations: i threw both yuta and sicheng into one room so they can make up because i have had enough of their shit drama uwud is for disease:pros and kuns: well damn okaypros and kuns: do you think they'll be alrightpros and kuns: what if they're at each other's throatsHEWWO BITCHUWU: then i'll slit each other's throats if they domarknae™: WELL DAMN OKAYclassic hoe: is this how he acts when he is done with someone's shitLOOSE (C) ASS: i have experienced it so yespregantante: what the hell is happening i just woke upmarknae™: did you justfucking slept through the crashpregantante: im training myself to sleep through ruckuses so yesspicy cocktaeil: he would probably even sleep through world war 3marknae™: oh yeah speaking of ww3marknae™: america nearly got fucking nuked by north koreageese-sung: why the hell did america voted for that racist orange with a fake weave like goddamn are they stupidpregantante: now now kids-energy drinks: wait why are we even caring about donald tank trumpet or whatever is goddamn name isy.2: what the hell he nearly nUKED MY HOMEy.2: BITCH SOMEONE EXECUTE THAT ORANGEd is for disease: can we fucking not talk about politics they give me headachesd is for disease: furthermore, we must focus on the plot that we are in rnpregantante: excuse me what plotd is for disease: i meanenergy drinks: damn it we have another onespicy cocktaeil: whatclassic hoe: what the hell is a ploty.2: bitch how do you notclassic hoe: i lost brain cells from snake entertainment okmarknae™: I SHOULD BE THE ONE WHO'S LOSING BRAINCELLSmarknae™: AND MY FUCKING LIFE SPANpros and kuns: jesus fucksenergy drinks: where the fuck are the othersgeese-sung: i killed themLOOSE (C) ASS: WHATenergy drinks: dw they're still asleep because those bunch of asswipes decided to stay up late to play mario kartpregantante: and how the shitty fucks did i not hear them play ity.1: it's either they were very quiet or you're just dead asleeppregantante: to be fair im tired of everythinggeese-sung:geese-sung: ok the silence between the two boys eventually became unbearable. it's been a few days that they have avoided each other. sicheng looked at the japanese boy and studied his features. slightly hollowed cheeks, a few tear streaks on his cheeks, dark eye bags, empty eyes, and messy locks. his heart broke at such sight. he didn't mean to hurt him to the point he couldn't sleep soundly at night. guilt rushed through his system."um.. hyung...?" the chinese boy slightly whispered. the other boy only hummed as in a response, but it felt empty. "i'm... i'm sorry for lashing out on you. i kind of overreacted."yuta sniffled a little and shook his head, "no, it's kind of my fault for hurting you even further. i kind of got angry when you lashed out on me.""i don't know what's wrong with me for lashing out on you. i guess.. when you joked about not needing a boyfriend something just made me... snapped? i don't know, i just always have this feeling of worthlessness, including in my childhood. but i don't think that will back up my actions because what i did was unacceptable. so um... i-i'm sorry..." sicheng looked down at his lap as tears started to fall from his eyes. he knew he wouldn't forgive himself, for what he had done to yuta. the japanese boy looked at him with sad eyes and shifted to his side. he put an arm around the crying boy and soothed him. "shh... i forgive you. i understand why you lashed out. whatever happens, you will never be worthless, okay? i'm sorry for making a joke like that.""t-thank you," the chinese boy wiped his eyes with the sleeve of his shirt. maybe it's the perfect time to ask yuta something that he had been meaning to ask him, "if you don't mind me asking, hyung, but do you happen to like anyone? as in... like-like."yuta hesitated to answer the question. sure, he liked sicheng, but he didn't want to ruin the friendship any further. plus, what if he doesn't like him back? he might be disgusted and weirded out. the best way to do it, he takes the safe route, "oh, i sort of like someone? but i don't think they will feel the same way."there was a sharp pang in sicheng's heart. of course, he likes someone else. it's not like he would ever like a worthless and a useless trash like him. he was right, he is out of the league for yuta. he clenched his fists on his lap, preventing himself from crying. why is he feeling this way? he should be supportive of who yuta likes. it's not like he owns him, he has rights to whoever he likes. after having an internal conflict with himself, he decided to support yuta. it doesn't matter if his heart shatters every single time because what only matters is yuta's happiness."ah, well maybe that person will also like you back. i mean you're an amazing person with a great personality and you're gorgeous. i fully support you, hyung," sicheng smiled at him, but the smile felt empty. he decided to push his feelings away because he wanted to make him happy, "anyways... are we still friends? after what happened..."each word hurt. both of the boys' hearts felt a pang."yes, we're still friends. why would we throw this friendship away over this?" yuta pulled his signature smile. maybe it's for the best that they remain as friends. the japanese boy pulled out his phone, "also, can you unblock me, you shithead?" 
yutata, sriracha
 yutata: finally jesus fuckssriracha: waitsriracha: who's gonna add us back into the group chatyutata: i'll go ask jungwoo 
yutata, HEWWO BITCHUWU
 yutata: heyyutata: we made upyutata: can you unlock the door and add us back into the group chatHEWWO BITCHUWU: alrightie! also i'm glad you two made up!yutata: also one questionHEWWO BITCHUWU: ?yutata: what the fuck is with your username 
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 pros and kuns: i'm still wondering if those two made upmarknae™: come on i bet they did it's like 11 am now they should be able toLOOSE (C) ASS: hopefullysmall asswipe: GODDAMN DONGHYUCK WE'RE UPsmall asswipe: AND THAT WAS UNNECESSARY TO THROW ME OFF FROM MY BEDenergy drinks: actually it was HEWWO BITCHUWU has added yutata and sriracha in the group chat pros and kuns: oH MY FUCKSpros and kuns: MY BABY ARE YOU OKmarknae™: holy shit finallyHEWWO BITCHUWU: :Dd is for disease: welcome backpregantante: BITCHpregantante: HAVE YOU GUYS MADE UP FOR REAL AND SETTLED EVERYTHINGpregantante: DO I NEED TO GO TO A CLUB AND CRY OVER THE CONTINUOUS DRAMAyutata: slow downyutata: anyways yes we made upsriracha: yeah we good nowenergy drinks: since you guys are backenergy drinks: you must now join usyutata: wymy.1: oh nogeese-sung: rip yuta and sicheng hyung's userssriracha: wait what energy drinks has changed yutata's name to gay weebenergy drinks has changed sriracha's name to FLEX TAPE® plasticc ccotton ccandy: what kind of name are thoseFLEX TAPE®: did you just seriouslyenergy drinks: yes i didgay weeb: im fine with minemarknae™: im getting a dejavuresponsible but fucks up: BY NU'EST Wplasticc ccotton ccandy: JE-NOresponsible but fucks up: JE-YESd is for disease: goddammit i forgot what i was supposed to sayclassic hoe: goodd is for disease: you shut the fuck up midgetclassic hoe: no yougay weeb: waitgay weeb: who's who again you guys keep changing fucking usersHEWWO BITCHUWU: im pretty sure you can tell who's who by usersgay weeb: truegay weeb: like i know classic hoe is tenclassic hoe: bitchsmall asswipe: i still hate my userpregantante: i have a far worse username so you shut the fuck up you small asswipesmall asswipe: fight medolbitch: woah no no dolbitch: no fightingHEWWO BITCHUWU: no violence in generalspicy cocktaeil: there is no such thing as no violence in this hellholespicy cocktaeil: have you even seen the other groups' group chatgeese-sung: no but i would be terrified toy.2: [attached image] 3:26 PM marknae™: oh hey the app updated so now it can display pictures instead of linksspicy cocktaeil: good now i dont need to fUCKIGN click on the picture link just to see the picture EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIMEresponsible but fucks up: oh wow reallyresponsible but fucks up: let me try to send smthresponsible but fucks up: responsible but fucks up: oh wait shit wrong oneenergy drinks: ooh la laenergy drinks: since when did you have pictures of dear renjun in your phone, jeno?responsible but fucks up: sHUTclassic hoe: you gay assresponsible but fucks up: SHUTJIR plasticc ccotton ccandy has saved responsible but fucks up's photo plasticc ccotton ccandy: waitplasticc ccotton ccandy: SHTIenergy drinks: AHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAmarknae™: so im guessing it also tells you who saves your photoFLEX TAPE®: HMMMMMMdolbitch: my ship radar is tinglinggeese-sung: tf is thatdolbitch: i can sense norenmin slowly buildingy.2: wowy.2: looks like we have a poly shipclassic hoe: tf is thaty.2: There is a common misconception that a polyamorous relationship is really no different from an open-relationship agreement: one committed couple, with some lighthearted fun on the side. But the word "polyamory," by definition, means loving more than one.gay weeb: did you just copy and pasted thaty.2: basically ive learned this back at chicago and it's basically instead of 2 ppl in a relationship its more than 2y.2: i mean i forgot most of it but as long as everyone has their consents, then for example, norenmin can happen bc everyone is fine with having a poly relationshippregantante: well thats niceplasticc ccotton ccandy: oh wowresponsible but fucks up: i can hear you squealingplasticc ccotton ccandy: no you dontsmall asswipe: what did i missresponsible but fucks up: dONT SCROLL UPenergy drinks: no scroll upresponsible but fucks up: NOenergy drinks: YESsmall asswipe: well oksmall asswipe: well im too tired anywaysdolbitch: HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHd is for disease: is he okgeese-sung: this is normaldolbitch: wow ive missed a ton of stuff in my lfedolbitch: i have ascended to a new level of lifedolbitch: and it's the internet and shipsspicy cocktaeil: like a boat? cruise?LOOSE (C) ASS: but why would he suddenly talk about thosedolbitch: tsk tsk you uneducated swinesdolbitch: this term "ship" is basically like a relationship. if i were to say i ship something it means i would like them to be in a relationship or see them in a relationshipdolbitch: and holy fuck you guys are missing out on everythingenergy drinks: so i just realized nctzens made fanarts of usy.2: what do you expecty.2: they're fansgay weeb: yeah we're basically being shipped by fans and for the people who reads this probably ship some of us and as well as the person behind the laptop writing what we do for the plot and everythingFLEX TAPE®:FLEX TAPE®: did you justgay weeb: nopros and kuns: so i just translated and this is what i gotpros and kuns: "Yes, we are basically sent out by fans, and for those who are reading it, maybe we and a few people behind the laptop know know that we"spicy cocktaeil: im pretty sure that's 100% wronggay weeb: and this is why you should learn japanese you hoes 6:21 PM dolbitch: /inhale/dolbitch: /INHALE/dolbitch: fuck you jisung parkgeese-sung: ??geese-sung: what did i do?dolbitch: dolbitch: thatdolbitch: my heart cant take it jesus fucks fucK YOU PARKgeese-sung: you honestly have no room to say thatenergy drinks: calm down y'alldolbitch: nOdolbitch: MY WEAVE NEARLY GOT BURNT???dolbitch: AND YOU D A R E TELL METO CLAM COWEJgeese-sung: what's a weave-dolbitch: SILENCEresponsible but fucks up: i still dont feel ok with jaemin and his goddamn stylistresponsible but fucks up: LIKE HOW FUCKING DAREresponsible but fucks up: I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WORE A SLEEVELESS SHIRT AND O VE R  LALSplasticc ccotton ccandy: jeno-marknae™:energy drinks: can we just talk about how in the beginning mark tried to imitate a tiger's roarenergy drinks: honestly that was the most disgusting cute shit i've ever seenmarknae™: i dont get how you danced with a straight faceenergy drinks: more like gay face plasticc ccotton ccandy has removed small asswipe from this group chat dolbitch: wtf jaeminplasticc ccotton ccandy: someone get me an inhalergeese-sung: whyplasticc ccotton ccandy: y'all know how we uploaded we go up videnergy drinks: yeahresponsible but fucks up: OH SHIT I KNOW WHTAT HES TALKIG AOUTplasticc ccotton ccandy: SO I DECIDED TO REWATCH IT A FEW TIMESplasticc ccotton ccandy: AND REALIZED RENJUN SHOWED HIS ABSplasticc ccotton ccandy: AND HOLY FUVKmarknae™: gay assresponsible but fucks up: you have no damn room to say that you whipped canadian maple syrupmarknae™: lookenergy drinks: #mark_the_gay_assmarknae™: iM NOT GAYenergy drinks: sure sure you fake hetdolbitch: in this damn household everyone is gay or at least under the umbrella term of gaygeese-sung: when are we gonna add renjun back inresponsible but fucks up: after we finish having a stroke geese-sung has added small asswipe into the group chat small asswipe: what the fuck guys 9:54 PM pregantante: what in the fucking names of fuck just happened with the toddlersgeese-sung: we're not toddlerspregantante: yes you are now shut upLOOSE (C) ASS: im still mad im not in nct dreamd is for disease: they have grown up so fastd is for disease: i can hear red velvet sobbing over jisunggay weeb: HOLY SHIT REMEMBER WHEN HE WAS SHORT COMPARED TO RED VELVETclassic hoe: yeah and now he decided to grow like another damn foot tally.2: you're just short manclassic hoe: take that back you titangay weeb: AttaCk ON tITaN?FLEX TAPE®: yuta nogay weeb: yuta yesFLEX TAPE®: nogay weeb: yesgay weeb: speaking of animegay weeb: sicheng do you want to binge watch boku no hero academia with me???FLEX TAPE®: suregay weeb: you might cryFLEX TAPE®:FLEX TAPE®: probablyHEWWO BITCHUWU: ooh, may yukhei and i join?gay weeb: surepros and kuns: im cOMING OVERgay weeb:gay weeb: WAIT MAKE SURE TO BRING SNACKS AND POPCORNpros and kuns: GODDAMMIT HOLD ON I'LL GO COOK SOME SNACKSFLEX TAPE®: but-pros and kuns: Y'ALL ARE GONNA EAT HEALTHY SO SHUTLOOSE (C) ASS: wait im not even good at-HEWWO BITCHUWU: dont worry, i'll help translating!LOOSE (C) ASS: you're so sweet GDKSDHSLDLDFKFDJy.1: this is what happens when i leavespice cocktaeil: basicallyclassic hoe: ha yukhei be gayLOOSE (C) ASS: you got no room to say that matepregantante: since when the fuck were you australianmarknae™: im getting war flashbacks to the one vliveenergy drinks: yeah you laughed ridiculously hardenergy drinks: also lets not forget he almost died from laughing when he was on it's dangerous beyond blanketsmarknae™: oH DG,MY GOFenergy drinks: oh fuck he just fell off his bed and started laughingy.2: what have you donepregantante: mARK STOP LAUGHING YOURE GONNA DIEpregantante: Yes it's possible to literally die from laughter—not from the joke itself, but from the body's reaction to it. Among the many possible medical ways that laughing too hard can kill you - - Ruptured brain aneurysm, Cardiac arrest, Collapsed lung, Strangulated hernia, Gelastic seizures, Stroke and Asphyxiation.marknae™: oH SHTUmarknae™: bUT I CATNgay weeb: what the fuck im setting up our binge anime night and mark is busy dying over thereFLEX TAPE®: arent those cables supposed to go theregay weeb: OH FUCJHEWWO BITCHUWU: currently we're setting up yuta's laptop to the big screen tvgay weeb: this is gonna be great also someone get tissues LOOSE (C) ASS: on itpros and kuns: ok i got snacksspicy cocktaeil: the tissues are in the cabinetsLOOSE (C) ASS: which cab- oh wait found themy.2: i heard a crashy.1: oh godd is for disease: yUKHEI WHAT DID YOU DO NOW THERES MOUNTAIN OF TISSUE BOXES ON THE FLOORLOOSE (C) ASS: WHO THE FUCK KEEPS A POUND OF TISSUE BOXES IN THE CABINETLOOSE (C) ASS: I NEARLY GOT A CONCUSSIONpregantante: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE CABINET CAREFULLY AND TAKE THE TISSUE BOXES FROM THE TOP YOU DUMBASS I WORKED HARDenergy drinks: what a big messspicy cocktaeil: tragicFLEX TAPE®: what evengay weeb: jesus fuck just get how many tissues we needclassic hoe: im posting this on twitterLOOSE (C) ASS: BUT I NEARLY GOT A CONCUSSION WHYenergy drinks: in this household pain is our only entertainmentplasticc ccotton ccandy: and teaenergy drinks: where the fuck did you come fromplasticc ccotton ccandy: hellenergy drinks: someone collect himpros and kuns: are there any foldable tables or whatever they're called i think i kinda made a lot of snacksgay weeb: the binge will be long matepregantante: let me go get them they're in the basementy.2: good luck with the basementpregantante: im sure nothing will happeny.1: that's what they all say but something bad does happenpregantante: stop jinxing it you assHEWWO BITCHUWU: ok we got 40 tissue boxesLOOSE (C) ASS: im still wondering why we have this much tissuepregantante: oh that's because we have few kids who have allergies in springsgeese-sung: it's called the "we don't want to go outside and don't want to get pollens everywhere even though we're not allergic to pollens but we hate sunlight" alllergyd is for disease: the sun is good for you y'all need vitamin d'sdolbitch: we would rather play mario kartsmall asswipe: outside is a bitch that's whatresponsible but fucks up: ^pregantante: why the fuck are you kids suddenlygeese-sung: actually we have a lot of tissues because we usually have bunch of movie days and likedolbitch: we pack a punch with tearsresponsible but fucks up: holy fuck i cried a lotplasticc ccotton ccandy: you nearly drowned ussmall asswipe: you even got my moomin plushie soakedLOOSE (C) ASS: ok we have the tissue boxes in the far corner of yuta's roomFLEX TAPE®: we finished hooking the laptop to the tvpros and kuns: where the fuck is taeyong y.2: the basement got himspicy cocktaeil: nahpros and kuns: stop fucking joking around my arms and hands literally hurtpros and kuns: I NEEDTHE DAMN TABLE TO PUT THE SNACKS DOWNy.2: no seriously the basement got himspicy cocktaeil: our basement is cramped so it would take him time to find the foldable tableclassic hoe: i would laugh if taeyong gets stuck in the basementd is for disease: he would strangle you if he saw the textsmarknae™: ok im done laughingenergy drinks: finallymarknae™: shut up its your fault you brought it uppros and kuns: you know what im just gonna leave the snacks on the countersmall asswipe: wow that's a lot of snacksgay weeb: we can just give the leftovers of the snacks to the others if they wanna eat themgeese-sung: im hungrydolbitch: aw the baby is hungrygeese-sung:gay weeb: oh yeah by the wayFLEX TAPE®: ?gay weeb: you all would also need to read the manga as wellLOOSE (C) ASS: but i cant readgay weeb: i found a website where you can read the manga onlineHEWWO BITCHUWU: ok good because i wouldve been exhausted continuously translating word for word because jesus christLOOSE (C) ASS: wow ok okLOOSE (C) ASS: but hey at least im improvingy.1: yet ou can barely speak your own languageLOOSE (C) ASS: lookmarknae™: bitch wheresmall asswipe:small asswipe: looks like we oughta tutorLOOSE (C) ASS: i barely have brain cells leftclassic hoe: samemarknae™: sameenergy drinks: sameresponsible but fucks up: sameplasticc ccotton ccandy: samegeese-sung: samed is for disease: this is just fucking sadspicy cocktaeil: ^y.2: we're not a genius like you smarty pants so shut upd is for disease: knowledge is powerclassic hoe: ewenergy drinks: ewd is for disease: no wonder y'all are dumbclassic hoe: excuse me but im a qualified hoedolbitch: im starting to wonder where taeyong isy.1: he'll be finey.2: im telling y'all the basement got him

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dysfunctional hell
 pros and kuns: where in the fuck is taeyongy.2: oh i dont knowy.2: MAYBE STUCK IN THE GODDAMN BASEMENTspicy cocktaeil: for the last timespicy cocktaeil: hespicy cocktaeil: isspicy cocktaeil: notspicy cocktaeil: stuckspicy cocktaeil: inspicy cocktaeil: thespicy cocktaeil: goddamnspicy cocktaeil: basementgay weeb: ok seriously we need to start binginggay weeb: just get a spare table that's in the closetpros and kuns: okFLEX TAPE®: we should get blankets in case we end up binge watching the anime late at nightgay weeb: good ideaHEWWO BITCHUWU: i'll go get the blanketsLOOSE (C) ASS: i swear if youLOOSE (C) ASS: did you fucking seriouslyHEWWO BITCHUWU: i think this is enough blanketsFLEX TAPE®: that's a lotspicy cocktaeil: did i just hear someone screamplasticc ccotton ccandy: oh that was jeno he accidentally dropped a hammer on his footresponsible but fucks up: THAT SHIT HURTsmall asswipe: AHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CLUMSY FUCKresponsible but fucks up: STOP LAUGHING AND GET ICE PACK FOR ME FOR GODS SAKE IT HURTSd is for disease: why does he even have a hammerplasticc ccotton ccandy: bc he a dumbassclassic hoe: mark please collect your kidsmarknae™: THEY'RE NOT MY GODDAMN RESPONSIBILITYgeese-sung: oh hey once mark graduates from nct dream that means we can do all the illegal things we wantdolbitch: HELL YEAHmarknae™: HELL NOmarknae™: YOU FUCKERS ARE NOT GONNAmarknae™: YOU ASSFUCKS DID YOU LITERALLY LOCK ME OUT OF THE DREAM DORMenergy drinks: yes we fucking did honeygeese-sung: man ive always wanted to try winemarknae™: FUCK SHIT NO JISUNG PUT IT DOWN PUT THE DAMN WINE DOWN STOPy.1: pretty sure taeyong will explode once he sees thisy.1: also what's taking him so longy.2: *INHALE*energy drinks: holy shit i see flying flamingos fucking the lampmarknae™: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU SMOKEsmall asswipe: crackmarknae™: WHAT THE FUCKmarknae™: YOU BETTER OPEN THE GODDAMN DOOR BEFORE I KICK IT DOWNdolbitch: *snorkels water*marknae™: CHENLE NOplasticc ccotton ccandy: i found cotton candy in the drawersresponsible but fucks up: OH HEY THAT'S WHERE IT WENTplasticc ccotton ccandy: how old is thisresponsible but fucks up: like 2 yearsplasticc ccotton ccandy: EW GET THIS NASTY SHIT AWAYgay weeb: poor markFLEX TAPE®: but you're laughinggay weeb: exactlyd is for disease: where in the fuckd is for disease: who the fuck is even watching over the kidssmall asswipe: responsibilities who i dont know that hoeFLEX TAPE®: renjun whysmall asswipe: renjun why notmarknae™: LET ME THE FUCK IN YOU SHIT EATING ASSESpregantante: iM STUCK IN THE GODDAMN BASEMENTpregantante: hE Ld is for disease: OH FUCKclassic hoe: is it just me or do i hear banging noises from the basementy.2: WHAT DID I FUCKING TELL YOUclassic hoe: jo-y.2: WHAT THE FUCKING HELL DID I TELL YOU PEOPLEspicy cocktaeil: that taeyong is stuck in the basementpros and kuns: what kind of fucking mess is thispros and kuns: also i found the spare table im coming overgay weeb: greatLOOSE (C) ASS:are you guys seriously not gonna care abt the fact taeyong is stuck in the basementHEWWO BITCHUWU: i don't think you would care eitherLOOSE (C) ASS: o shit u ritemarknae™: FUCKING SHITHEADS I HAVE MY KIDS DOING ILLEGAL STUFF IN THE DORMSmarknae™: THAT'S IT IM BREAKING INspicy cocktaeil: speaking of whichspicy cocktaeil: jungwoo how did it go with the doorsHEWWO BITCHUWU: greatHEWWO BITCHUWU: i just had to reattach the doors, not hardgay weeb: I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KICK MINE DOWNFLEX TAPE®: sameFLEX TAPE®: i was busy mopinggay weeb: fucking hell come here and let me smack love into youFLEX TAPE®: that's not how it works-classic hoe: young lovey.1: so how's it going over there with taeyong and the basementy.2: well y'see im trying to jam the basement door openenergy drinks: holy fukenergy drinks: i think im high as fuckmarknae™: HYUCK WHY ARE YOU DOING THISenergy drinks: is this how it feels like to be high because holy fuck it feels goodmarknae™: HYCUJpros and kuns: i think he's about to get a strokemarknae™: NOW I KNOW HOW IT FEELS LIKE TO BE TAEYONGd is for disease: well since this mess is slowly unfolding, i guess i'll start my talkshowclassic hoe: how about nospicy cocktaeil: how about nod is for disease: where the fuck is my microphoned is for disease: WHO THE FUCK TOOK ITy.1:d is for disease: YOONOHy.1: what im eating yogurtd is for disease: ohdolbitch: oh oops d is for disease: WHERE;S MY MICROPHONE CHENLEdolbitch: i gave it to donghyuck and now he's applying makeup on itgeese-sung: is he that highsmall asswipe: seems sosmall asswipe: OH FUCK EW WHAT DID I JUST WALK INTOsmall asswipe: JESUS FUCK AT LEAST DO IT PRIVATELY SOMEWHERE ELSE MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD NOW I HAVE TO GO SHAMPOO MY EYES BYE CIAOenergy drinks: quelle la baisemarknae™: WHEN THE FUCK HVE YOU EVER SPOKE FRENCH HYUCKclassic hoe: are we not gonna question what renjun sawplasticc ccotton ccandy: ohplasticc ccotton ccandy: nothinggeese-sung: donghyuck just passed out from being too highgeese-sung: OH SHIT MOVE IS ONdolbitch: he's literally dancing to move rngay weeb: what in the fuck is going on over theremarknae™: EVERYTHIGNy.2 ok i got taeyong outy.2: he was a dumbass and locked himself in by accident in the DARKpregantante: WELL IM FUCKING SORRY IT WAS THAT DARKpregantante: AND WHAT THE FUCK MARK YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WATCH OVER THE DREAMIESmarknae™: IM SORRY THEY LOCKED ME OUTspicy cocktaeil: lowkey enjoying thisresponsible but fucks up: wowenergy drinks: bien matinFLEX TAPE®: i thought he passed out?energy drinks: toi putain de penseey.2: why is hyuck speaking in frenchenergy drinks: il semble comme si je ne veux pas parler connerieclassic hoe: someone fucking please translate thatclassic hoe: this is why i fail at lifey.2: no wonderclassic hoe: you cuntass i thought you loved meplasticc ccotton ccandy: isthis a dejavu im witnessinggeese-sung: SHUT IT JENOresponsible but fucks up: I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING I BREATHED DAMNgeese-sung: I SENSED YOU WERE ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING SO SHUT HELL THE uPsmall asswipe:.....small asswipe: speaking of up..pregantante: NO FUCK DON'T GO THERE DONT FUCKING GO THERE STOP STOP IT NOW STOPresponsible but fucks up: FUCK IM CRYING GODDAMMIT RENJUNmarknae™: whymarknae™: whymarknae™: but hey at least someone will be the responsible leader here once im gonesmall asswipe: WE ARE NOT HAVING THIS CONVERSATION AGAINdolbitch: doesn't that mean we have to kick mark out of the dream chatplasticc ccotton ccandy: yesmarknae™: ohsmall asswipe: oh my fucks that means i have to be responsible  2:23 AM energy drinks: what the fuck my head hurtsHEWWO BITCHUWU: this anime is greatFLEX TAPE®: FUCKING HELL IM SOBBING SOMEONE HOLD MEgay weeb: warned youLOOSE (C) ASS: im not crying you areHEWWO BITCHUWU: you big babyplasticc ccotton ccandy: i love how we are ignoring the fact that hyuck just woke up after passing out for the 2nd time from being highenergy drinks: that shit was good but now i feel terribleenergy drinks: also why is this microphone on my bed with makeup on itd is for disease: well lets seed is for disease: you fucking put makeup on my microphoneenergy drinks: ohFLEX TAPE®: B BTICH WHY IS THISS SO EMOTIONAL I CANT EVEN I THOUGTB THIS WAS SUPPSOED TO BE HAPPYpros and kuns: there theregeese-sung: are we still locking mark outsmall asswipe: yespregantante: wait a secondpregantante: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU KIDS STILL UP (EXCEPT THE ONES WHO ARE BINGE WATCHING)responsible but fucks up: why notpregantante: wait why is dongyoung upd is for disease: oh i had to use the bathroomd is for disease: now im gonna go back to bed and mute this goddamn hellplasticc ccotton ccandy: pssssssssssssssssst jenoresponsible but fucks up: you do realize everyone can see thisplasticc ccotton ccandy: shutdolbitch: oh shit m8 i got some snapchat notifsmarknae™:marknae™: really chenledolbitch: JISUNG LETS CONTINUE OUR STREAKSgeese-sung: oksmall asswipe: how long have you guys been keeping up your streaksdolbitch:dolbitch: to the point we get no sleepenergy drinks: what the fuckenergy drinks: MARK WHY CANT WE BE LIKE THEM YOU SHITASSmarknae™: WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT IN KEEPING STREAKSgeese-sung: i cant believe we have over 889 streaksenergy drinks: WHATpregantante: why do you kids have snapchatsmall asswipe: why notsmall asswipe: the filters are somewhat cute so i dont look like an ugly ass dirt when taking selfiesresponsible but fucks up: i will literally smack you upside on the head if you ever call yourself uglyplasticc ccotton ccandy: YOU FUCKER YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO CALL YOURSELF UGLY SMHmarknae™: dolbitch: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMenergy drinks: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMsmall asswipe: aw you guys are sweetsmall asswipe: but im a literal street rat compared to you gorgeous gaysgeese-sung: i cant believe we are still up while everyone is asleep (excluding the binge watchers)marknae™: can we just like rewatch this teasermarknae™: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxwM9DaDLtQgeese-sung: i still dont feel fucking okdolbitch: do yall hear me CHOKING on my own TEARSsmall asswipe: thats a shameless promo manplasticc ccotton ccandy: we can literally hear you cryingsmall asswipe: SHUT UOPsmall asswipe: IM CRYING OVER HAVING TO TAKE RESPOSIBITUYESplasticc ccotton ccandy: oh great now jeno is sobbing all over on my shirtenergy drinks: goodmarknae™: what have i donegeese-sung: this is what you get for doing a shameless promo btifvhcenergy drinks: hey guys lets go to a barsmall asswipe: our asses will be kicked by every adult dolbitch: great ideadolbitch: i'll go make the fake idsplasticc ccotton ccandy: rich assdolbitch: uwugeese-sung: are we seriouslygeese-sung: we're legit gonna get groundedmarknae™: you rightmarknae™: you guys will be grounded while i wont beresponsible but fucks up: why are we evenplasticc ccotton ccandy: who has a carmarknae™: i'll go get the carsmall asswipe: in the meantime, i'll be picking out everyone's outfitsenergy drinks: and i'll make sure everyone is asleep 4:55 AM energy drinks: ok everyone is asleep i made sure yuta and the others are asleep as well bc they fell asleepmarknae™: everyone ready i got the car readyplasticc ccotton ccandy: i love how this took us like 2 hours to preparesmall asswipe: it takes a lot of preparation do you know how hard it is to choose outfits suitable for a bargeese-sung: why are we going to a bar againdolbitch: for mark's departure??? and for our teaser being dropped???marknae™: we're so gonna get killedresponsible but fucks up: agreedplasticc ccotton ccandy: i just realized we have been texting our plan in the ot18 group chatplasticc ccotton ccandy: now everyone will see it by morningenergy drinks: QUICK DELETE EVERYTHING 7:18 AM gay weeb: AH FUCK WHICH EPISODE WERE WE LEFT ONFLEX TAPE®: idkHEWWO BITCHUWU: my back hurtspros and kuns: im gonna clean all of this up jesus fuckd is for disease: found my microphonepregantante: i feel weirdy.1: whatspicy cocktaeil: whatpregantante: something feels offclassic hoe: oh please its probably nothingclassic hoe: unless you're pregnantpregantante: IM A FUCKING MALE I CANT GET PREGNANTd is for disease: wowy.2: in fanfics you canpregantante: excuse me whatgay weeb: stOP classic hoe: not gonna bother translating thatLOOSE (C) ASS: speaking of whichLOOSE (C) ASS: everything seems quietFLEX TAPE®: maybe they're asleep??pros and kuns: idkd is for disease: wait a fucking second i just backtracked AND NO ONE IS IN THE DREAM DORMSpregantante: WHATpregantante: W H A  Tpregantante: WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEYy.1: woah waitspicy cocktaeil: what the fuckFLEX TAPE®: MY CHILDREN ARE MISSINGFLEX TAPE®: SOMEONE CALL 911 OH YM FUCgay weeb: CALM DOWNpregantante: WHERE IN THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDRENy.2: im scrolling up and i dont see their text messages after jisung's text about some shameless promopregantante: wait a fucking- they were up at 2 am so its either they got kidnapped, got held hostages, KIDNAPPED, or went somewhere- oh my god i will kill them allpros and kuns: im pretty sure they didnt get kidnappedFLEX TAPE®: WHAT IF THEY FUCKING DID MY PRECIOUS KDISLOOSE (C) ASS: lets calm down-pregantante: FUCK NO MY CHIDREN ARE GOENHEWWO BITCHUWU: let's discuss this and be civilized and calm everyoned is for disease: currently checking for clues or traces and i see that they have missing clothes and some makeup on a tableclassic hoe: did they fucking seriouslyFLEX TAPE®: WHAT TEN WHAT SPIT IT OUTclassic hoe:classic hoe: well you seeclassic hoe: the last thing i remebered was them talking about a bar before someone knocked me out to sleeppregantante: WHAT THE FUFKspicy cocktaeil: calm dow-pregantante: THATEXPLAINS WHY WE WERE SHORT ON ONE CARpregantante: WE ARE FUCKING GOING TO THE BAR AND FIND THEMgay weeb: but we dont have a fucking clue which bar they wentsmall asswipe: holy fuck this tequila is good as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckFLEX TAPE®: WHAT THE FUCK RENJUN WHERE ARE YOU GUYSenergy drinks: PUTAIN DEpregantante: OH FUCK NO NO NOresponsible but fucks up: DESPAAAAAAAAACITOplasticc ccotton ccandy: PASITO A PASITOFLEX TAPE®: WHAT IN THE FUCKpros and kuns: he just faintedmarknae™: [attached video]spicy cocktaeil: not even a second in and my ears are already ringinggay weeb: what in the fuck all i can hear is chenle screamingmarknae™: jisung passed out from a sip of alcoholsmall asswipe: how MANY WOOD CAN A WOOD CHUCK CHUCKpros and kuns: i think you got it wrongenergy drinks: AHAHAHAHA PUTAIN DE POIDS LEGERSpregantante: YOURE ALL FUCKING GROUNDEDy.2: mark whyy.2: just whymarknae™: im tipsy bro shut hell fuck upy.1: mark you have made the most stupidest decision ever holy fuckspicy cocktaeil: excuse me but can we aLL SPEAK IN ONE LANGUAGE THAT WE ALL KNOWclassic hoe: hell nahplasticc ccotton ccandy: jenooooooooooo where are yooouuuuuenergy drinks: MERDE66666666pregantante: that's it we're coming to collect youd is for disease: the manager is gonna kill us and ask us why the dreamies are literally drunk 11:11 AM pregantante: im disappointed in you shitheadsenergy drinks: oopssmall asswipe: can i just say that my eyes have been taintedmarknae™:dolbitch: my throat hurtsdolbitch: also jisung is still passed outenergy drinks: fucking lightweightsmall asswipe: actuallysmall asswipe: my eyes have been tainted 2 times and i want to jump off a lake *intensely looks at markhyuck and nomin*FLEX TAPE®: you motherfuckers made me faint holy godplasticc ccotton ccandy: wHAT DID WE EVER DOsmall asswipe: well you seeHEWWO BITCHUWU: the poor couch energy drinks: oh oopspregantante: BITCH THE FUCKy.1: wow they're growing up so fasty.2: agreedd is for disease: jesus fuck at least do it at your roomd is for disease: now i cant sit on the couchLOOSE (C) ASS: the dreamies are wildin'pros and kuns: damn rightspicy cocktaeil: damn rightgay weeb: damn rightpregantante: DAMN RIGHTFLEX TAPE®: DAMNFLEX TAPE®: FUCKINGFLEX TAPE®: RIGHTpregantante: mark you're losing your privilege to drive for 5 monthsmarknae™: oh the painresponsible but fucks up: all i can remember is despacito playingresponsible but fucks up: also who even blasted chewing gumdolbitch: oh that was meenergy drinks: i think we were the loudest ones at the barclassic hoe: damn right you kids are my ears hurtmarknae™: my poor car privilegepregantante: fuck all of yougeese-sung: my head hurtspregantante: i'll go make you some soup and give you medicinepregantante: jesus fuck guys please never do that againenergy drinks: i can still remember mark choking on rummarknae™: thats the only thing you REMEMBER energy drinks: yes 
energy drinks, geese-sung
 energy drinks: holy fuck i cant believe i did thatenergy drinks: also i dont think he remembersgeese-sung: what did yall even doenergy drinks: we fucking made out thats whatenergy drinks: but only a bit since both of us were drunkgeese-sung: wow time to blackmail youenergy drinks: i think the fuck not you trickass BITCHgeese-sung: screenshotenergy drinks: BITCH I WILL FUCKING BLACKMAIL YOU BACK WITH YOUR FUCKING LONG ASS CONFESSION TO CHENLE TRY ME BITCH TRY MEgeese-sung:energy drinks: that's what i thought you little bitch 
dysfunctional hell
 HEWWO BITCHUWU: yuta can we still watch the anime?gay weeb: yeah sureFLEX TAPE®: but didn't we lost track since we fell asleepgay weeb: shit u riteLOOSE (C) ASS: all i can remember are the dorms that class 1a were gonna be staying ingay weeb: OH THAT EPISODE maybe we left off from therepros and kuns: when are we gonna binge itgay weeb: like nowgay weeb: let me go set up my laptop again 
plasticc ccotton ccandy, responsible but fucks up
 plasticc ccotton ccandy: should we tell them?responsible but fucks up: i mean..plasticc ccotton ccandy: we dont need to but just suggesting since we seem kinda.. obviousresponsible but fucks up: ok

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dysfunctional hell
 pregantante: HOLY SHIT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BETTER STREAM THE DREAMIES COMEBACK I SWEAR TI FU CKSmarknae™: what the fuck did i just entered intoclassic hoe: well you seepregantante: I FUCKING WAITED FOR THIS SHIT AND HOLY FUCKpregantante: MY BABIES ARE GROWN MENpregantante: I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS IS HAPPENING JESUS FUCKING IM CRYINGd is for disease: i think it is time to accept that they are men nowspicy cocktaeil: *YOUNG mend is for disease: shit you rightgay weeb: they aint real men yet once theypregantante: DHUT THE FUCK UP YOU JAPANESE FUCK WE ARE NOT GOING THEREFLEX TAPE®: excuse his mouthgay weeb: OW FUCK WHAT WAS THAT FORFLEX TAPE®: to be fair once they're at least 20 they willbe considered as real mensmall asswipe: but i thought we are fucking menclassic hoe: as in "we are fucking men" or "we are fucking men" pregantante has removed classic hoe from this group chat responsible but fucks up: how sadresponsible but fucks up: alexa play despacitogeese-sung: STOP ITgeese-sung: whoever thought it was a good idea to order alexa will recieve a beatingenergy drinks: excuse the fuck me you're like a big baby you cantenergy drinks: remember the throwbacks to when you were shorter than markmarknae™: im sad nowgeese-sung: fuck yeah because now ive growndolbitch: even if you will be considered as a mandolbitch: you will always be a baby in my precious heart uwuplasticc ccotton ccandy: jisung be like "BADUMP BADUMP B A D U M P"geese-sung: stut hell the upgeese-sung: anyways gsshdjjdjdsmarknae™: you broke himsmall asswipe: how sadspicy cocktaeil: tragicd is for disease: i swear to fucksgeese-sung: you know what i just realizedgeese-sung: summer homework is a pain in the assy.2: wow im glad we're adults nowenergy drinks: summer homework who?? i dont know that bitchpros and kuns: well damn you guys dont seem fond of summer homeworkd is for disease: it's not that bad back in my daysgeese-sung: look heregeese-sung: i alreayd had enough work but NO lets just have SCHOOL give you MORE work over the summer because why the fuck not jesus fucks??????dolbitch: where are the others??pregantante: im making them stream the comeback youre welcome hoesmarknae™: w o wresponsible but fucks up: i just realized ten was kicked outsmall asswipe: you just fucking- responsible but fucks up has added classic hoe into the group chat classic hoe: thank youpregantante: THE FUCK YOU DOING STREAM THE GODDAMN COMEBACKclassic hoe: BITCH I GOT IT 
mature bubble gums
 dolbitch: can i just say how aesthetic our mv issmall asswipe: you aint wronggeese-sung: im fucking happy that our line distributions are equaldolbitch: im glad too because you have lines!!geese-sung: holy fuckgeese-sung: i can't believe i actually have linesenergy drinks: damn i checked our line distributions and im shockedplasticc ccotton ccandy: i look goodsmall asswipe: you are actually like holy fuck your rap parts are justenergy drinks: hM 
dolbitch, small asswipe
 dolbitch: you're being too obvious oh my godsmall asswipe: IM NOTsmall asswipe: ITS CALLED COMPLIMENTING SOMEONEdolbitch: hoe i know you like him and jenosmall asswipe: SHUTdolbitch: nahdolbitch: i got a boyfriend and now i can tease you to death until you get somesmall asswipe: you bitch yOU BETTER STOPsmall asswipe: I WILL LITERALLY EXPOSE YOU I HAVE ALL THE RECEIPTS IN MY FUCKING FOLDERS 
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 responsible but fucks up: ok but honestly i didn't expect donghyuck would take some rap partsmarknae™: i felt attacked honestlyenergy drinks: um noenergy drinks: i should be the one feeling attackeddolbitch: um more like I SHOULD BE THE FEELING FUCKING ATTACKEDdolbitch: I FELL OFF A COUNTER WHEN JISUNG RAPPEDgeese-sung: it's not that big of a deal?dolbitch: IT IS SHUT UPmarknae™: i just realized smthmarknae™: where's jeno and jaemin?plasticc ccotton ccandy: you called?energy drinks: nah we called for pizza deliveryplasticc ccotton ccandy: bitchresponsible but fucks up: can you snorkel cocaine if you put it in a balloon and blow it and put it in your nose and deflate the balloon and start snorkelingsmall asswipe: um.. what the hell?plasticc ccotton ccandy: babe, no just noenergy drinks:energy drinks: 'babe'?energy drinks: BABE???????dolbitch: SINCE WHEN THE FUCKgeese-sung: ily but can you text in korean plasticc ccotton ccandy: SHITresponsible but fucks up: JAEMIN WHYplasticc ccotton ccandy: I ACCIDENTALLY SENT THATmarknae™: honestly i thought jeno would be the one who would accidentally expose some relationship going onresponsible but fucks up: wow thanksenergy drinks: DAMN WE GOT A NEW SHIPresponsible but fucks up: originally we were gonna announce about our relationship but sOMEONE did it sooner than i thoughtplasticc ccotton ccandy: iM SORRYmarknae™: how long has this been going onplasticc ccotton ccandy: uhhh ever since i came back from my hiatusdolbitch: wait a fucking- dolbitch: when and how did you guys-responsible but fucks up: we sometimes text or facetime each other and we just kinda confessed over textsresponsible but fucks up: so we tried to act like bros being gays as if we weren't in a relationship yetgeese-sung: im fucking shook i had to collect my glassesdolbitch: he actually dropped them and spent 5 minutes trying to get themenergy drinks: tragicmarknae™: oh god you're becoming taeilenergy drinks: ewmarknae™: by the way why are these french toasts cold even though i microwaved themenergy drinks: dumbass you didn't microwave them long enoughplasticc ccotton ccandy: so im assuming everyone is fine with our relationshipmarknae™: yeahmarknae™: and im pretty sure our manager gives no shits about it responsible but fucks up: @small asswipe so are you fine with it?small asswipe: hell yeah who do you think i amsmall asswipe: i honestly support you two because all you gay shits have been doing is acting gay every daysmall asswipe: so dw 
dolbitch, small asswipe
 dolbitch: renjun :((small asswipe: chenle you don't need to worry im finedolbitch: that's what they all saysmall asswipe: you shithead, im honestly finesmall asswipe: if they're happy then im happydolbitch: stop making me feel emo for you small asswipe: how the fuck am idolbitch: hoe shut up 
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 responsible but fucks up: anyways not sure if we are ready to announce it in the main group chatmarknae™: i think it's best to wait until tomorrow or smth because taeyong might get another stroke that his kids are in a relationshipplasticc ccotton ccandy: truegeese-sung: i had to have a talk with him it was terribledolbitch: what kind of talkgeese-sung: he told me how i should be a good boyfriend and LITERALLY gave me a book guide on how to be a good boyfriend and i just want to chuck this into a fireplaceenergy drinks: AHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAdolbitch: oh wowsmall asswipe: im gonna go sleep im tiredplasticc ccotton ccandy: but it's like 5?small asswipe: shut im not like you guys im actually tired and about to fall off my bedresponsible but fucks up: oh ok, sweet dreams!small asswipe: thx 
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 gay weeb: are we done streaming we have been doing this for the past 6 hoursmarknae™: what the fuck guysFLEX TAPE®: i cant feel my fingersclassic hoe: i think i lost more brain cellsy.2: you never had any in the first placeclassic hoe: rudespicy cocktaeil: tAEYONG PLEASE I THINK WE HAVE STREAMED ENOUGHpregantante: i think the fuck notgeese-sung: why in the fuck are there devices in the fridge geese-sung: ALSO WHY ARE THEY EVEN IN MY ROOMdolbitch: may or may not have been bribed into buying more phones and laptops and any devices to stream our comebackgeese-sung: LELE WHY??d is for disease: i cant get out of my room because there are DAMN LAPTOPS AND PHONES IN THE HALLWAYLOOSE (C) ASS: why is there a phone in the toiletdolbitch: oh that one is a waterproof phoneFLEX TAPE®: chenle what the fucky.1: i think we have streamed enoughpregantante: nOenergy drinks: someone knock him out he needs sleep he's about to go crazyHEWWO BITCHUWU: doneclassic hoe: the hell did you doHEWWO BITCHUWU: i accidentally smacked him with a metal pan so i think he'll be unconscious for two days?LOOSE (C) ASS: marknae™: please collect your boyfriendLOOSE (C) ASS: i am and willspicy cocktaeil: is it just me or do i see a big bump on taeyong's foreheadgay weeb: HOW HARD DID YOU EVEN HIT HIMHEWWO BITCHUWU: like i said i hit him accidentallyresponsible but fucks up: probably hard enough to actually put him unconscious for two dayspros and kuns: i shouldnt be laughinggay weeb: ok great that means we can stop streamingFLEX TAPE®: hyung can you help me i cant feel my fingersgay weeb: kd is for disease: how the FUCK dolbitch: i'll go collect everythingdolbitch: jisung do you have your baggeese-sung: yeahenergy drinks: um what the fuck that bag is biggeese-sung: yeah i bought it in case if we somehow killed someone and if we needed to hide a bodymarknae™: jisung just whymarknae™: i dont think we're capable to kill someoneclassic hoe: chenle is probably capable of it because he can scream loudspicy cocktaeil: my ear still rings from the videoy.1: pretty sure you would be deaf if you were at the barspicy cocktaeil: you thinkdolbitch: oops 8:44 PM pregantante: oh yeah where's renjun?? he hasn't been on for like 3 hoursdolbitch: oh he's still asleepresponsible but fucks up: for that long?plasticc ccotton ccandy: he must've been that tiredgeese-sung: who wouldve thoughtplasticc ccotton ccandy: shutplasticc ccotton ccandy: he usually would still be up even at 3 amdolbitch: yall dont need to worry he has had an exhausting dayy.1: can someone change our users because this is still confusingenergy drinks: fine energy drinks has changed y.1's name to yoonoobenergy drinks has changed y.2's name to this is the SEO yoonoob: why the fuck yoonoob has changed his name to gayhyun energy drinks: very creative gay weeb: i can honestly hear the sarcasmenergy drinks: because it isthis is the SEO: i honestly expected to be named either jhonny or some cringey roblox name or HERE'S JOHNNY but no you just fucking had toenergy drinks: mhmenergy drinks: be glad you're not taeyong because back in our 127 chatpregantante: hell no we are not gonna talk about the ty track all over againpregantante: yet again this one is way worsed is for disease: i still dont understand why my user is this energy drinks has changed d is for disease's name to dodoism dodoism: did you justenergy drinks: ywdodoism: this is fucking abusethis is the SEO: you think you have it worsedodoism: trueHEWWO BITCHUWU: you still havent given me your love ever since the vlivedodoism: yOU DONT FUCKING ASK FOR SOMEONE'S LOVE ON A LIVE BROADCASTHEWWO BITCHUWU: but you still havent given me your lovedodoism: you literally have yukheiHEWWO BITCHUWU: but you never gave me your platonic love :(LOOSE (C) ASS: who the fuck made my boyfriend upsetHEWWO BITCHUWU: it's nothingmarknae™: oh shit man things got REALenergy drinks: i love how no one bothered to change the group chat namepregantante: i would but you would change it backenergy drinks: :) 3:56 AM small asswipe: what did i even miss jesusenergy drinks: oh hismall asswipe: byeenergy drinks: bitchsmall asswipe: i just woke up and decided it was a wonderful idea to listen to our comeback and now im just crying all over againenergy drinks: mood thoughenergy drinks: i would offer tissues but my ass is lazysmall asswipe: ofcsmall asswipe: anyways what the hell did i missenergy drinks: scroll up my friendsmall asswipe: my fingers are lazysmall asswipe: im gonna go get tissuesenergy drinks: ok so your fingers are lazy to scroll upenergy drinks: but your goddamn body isnt when getting tissuessmall asswipe:small asswipe: yessmall asswipe: anyways i need to go get tissues to clean my eye water thats leakingenergy drinks: relatable. also i think we're gonna get killed for spamming this group chat in the middle of 3 am which is almost 4small asswipe: yup 4:01 AM energy drinks: hoe how long does it take to get tissuessmall asswipe: i ran out of tissues and had to steal jeno'senergy drinks: wowsmall asswipe: and plus im lazy to sneak out in the kitchen to get tissues from the cabinetssmall asswipe: anyways im boredenergy drinks: arent we allenergy drinks: sucks for everyone to be asleepsmall asswipe: true 
energy drinks, small asswipe
 energy drinks: ok you little shithead what's wrongsmall asswipe: ??small asswipe: wymenergy drinks: you're acting weirdsmall asswipe: how the fuck am i acting weird i just woke up ofc i might act different for couple of minutes bc iM FUCKING TIRED from waking upenergy drinks: uh huh but you usually dont sleep at like what 5 pm to 3 am??small asswipe: your point? im tired that's allenergy drinks: bitchenergy drinks: i swear to fucks i can practically hear yousmall asswipe: but we'reenergy drinks: exactlyenergy drinks: now tell me what's wrongsmall asswipe: there aint anything wrong with me you dingdongenergy drinks: energy drinks: renjun i swear you're always stubborn to tell me what's going onenergy drinks: especially being stubborn to chenle who is like your closest and bestest friend small asswipe: look there isn't anything wrong with me ok just drop itsmall asswipe: if smth is wrong then i will tellenergy drinks: and that's what they ALLLL saysmall asswipe: im getting some damn dejavu 5:21 AM
small asswipe, dolbitch
 small asswipe: chenle im gonna go for a walk k? i just need some fresh airsmall asswipe: also you dont have to worry i just feel overwhelmed with mark's graduation and all and the future for nct dreamsmall asswipe: so i just need some fresh air renjun turned off his phone after telling chenle about his activity at five in the morning. he left his phone on his bed and grabbed a hoodie and a face mask. he threw his hoodie on and wore his face mask. he was a bit lazy to change into different pants anyways so he decided to keep them on. after slipping his shoes on, he pulled his hoodie up to cover his head and left the building. the chilly air hit his face, but it felt refreshing to be outside.he sighed as he walked a couple blocks away from the building. eventually, he found a wooden bench to sit on so he decided to sit down and observe his surroundings. thirty minutes later, he got bored of sitting.it was quiet, with a little of the rustling of nearby trees and bushes. it was a peaceful atmosphere to be in. what was the purpose of taking a walk? was it to run away from his problems? renjun sadly sighed. it saddened him when jeno and jaemin were officially a couple. it broke his heart that the two people he loved happened to be in a relationship. oh no, he didn't want to be selfish, but it still hurts. at first, he sort of hoped if they have room for him, but he started to doubt. after all, they looked happy together. he'll just be in the way if he were to be in the picture. his eyes stung just from the thought of it. he looked up at the sky, looking at the sunrise. truly beautiful, he thought to himself.he continued to stare at the sunrise, thinking how it represents jeno and jaemin. two colors in the sky, blue and orange-red, perfectly blended together to create such art. it truly represented them because they are perfect for each other. them together is just... like art. of course, there can't be a third color added into the sunrise, just like him. he wouldn't fit, at all. he pulled up his right sleeve of his hoodie, revealing hideous scars from old cuts. however, they were painted over with fresh, new cuts that are still scarlet red.his vision started to get blurry from the amount of tears that formed in his eyes. a drop of tear landed on his scarred arm. 
they'll be happy without me, it's okay.
 9:00 AM
dolbitch, small asswipe
 dolbitch: renjun?dolbitch: it has been 4 hours...dolbitch: you're not back yetdolbitch: i swear to god im worried about you..

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 plasticc ccotton ccandy: i feel dead insideenergy drinks: OW FUCK MY JOINTS FUCKING HELLmarknae™: guys please it's too early for thisgeese-sung: and no one ever pointed out your graduation was too damn earlyclassic hoe: damn bitch daMNenergy drinks: ok i think im goodenergy drinks: FUCK NO IM NOT DAMN FINELOOSE (C) ASS: is he okdodoism: does it look like itenergy drinks: IM LEGIT SITTING ON MY BED AND I WANTED TO MOVE MY DAMN LEGS BUT NOOOOenergy drinks: MY LEGS DECIDED TO MAKE ME NOT MOVE BECAUSE MY JOINTS WILL CRACK AND THOSE SHIT HURT LIKE A FUCKERgayhyun: what in the hellenergy drinks: DAMN YOU JISUNGgeese-sung: WHAT DID I DOenergy drinks: FOR NOT HAVING JOIT CRACKDresponsible but fucks up: HE NEEDS SOME MILKpregantante: younghopregantante: what the hell did i tell you about teaching english but using vinesthis is the SEO:marknae™: im fucking quacking my ass offgay weeb: i just woke up to my phone falling off of my nightstandFLEX TAPE®: this is why you mute the damn group chatgay weeb: I WAS TIREDspicy cocktaeil: can i just say donghyuck is such a big moodclassic hoe: i cant see my damn kybaordthis is the SEO: goodHEWWO BITCHUWU: pregantante: i just realized somethingpregantante: did renjun and hyuck have a 4 am talk while all of us were asleepenergy drinks: yesenergy drinks: waitenergy drinks: where's renjunFLEX TAPE®: maybe he's asleepenergy drinks: but he fucking-plasticc ccotton ccandy: maybe he's that tired? 
dolbitch, small asswipe
 dolbitch: YOU MOTHERFUCKERdolbitch: WHERE IN THE FUCKS HELL ARE YOUdolbitch: ITS LITERALLY ALMOST 10dolbitch: ANSWER YOU LITTLE SHITdolbitch: RENJUN 
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 spicy cocktaeil: can i just sayspicy cocktaeil: taeyong is making me concernedthis is the SEO: bitch i think the hair dyes finally got into his brainpregantante: wOOOOooOoOOOOoOOoOoOOOooOOoOooOododoism: what in the fuckdodoism: someone keep him away from hair dyespregantante: BITCH YOU CANNOT KEEP ME AWAY FROM MY HAIR DYESgeese-sung: i dont feel okgay weeb: me tooFLEX TAPE®: yutaFLEX TAPE®: my dear hyungFLEX TAPE®: what is going on w u ur worrying memarknae™: i showed jisung this such thing called angstgeese-sung: what the fcuk is this shitgeese-sung: i feel damn emodolbitch: ^ geese-sung has changed his name to emo as fuck emo as fuck: fucking hell never show me those angsty bitches again i swearenergy drinks: the only thing that's angsty is the amount of pining in this hellgayhyun: you're not wrongclassic hoe: hmmmmmmm wonder who is PiNiNGenergy drinks: i wonderdodoism: we're all looking at you hyuckmarknae™: whomst he piningplasticc ccotton ccandy: good fucking byeHEWWO BITCHUWU: dense motherfuckersLOOSE (C) ASS: this is so sadgay weeb: just like megayhyun: emo much?FLEX TAPE®: hyungplasticc ccotton ccandy: i cannot FUCKING believe someone is even more DENSER than JENOresponsible but fucks up: WHY ARE YOU DRAGGING ME INTO THISplasticc ccotton ccandy: BEFORE WE DATED plasticc ccotton ccandy: I USUALLY GET TOUCHY WITH YOU BUT WHAT DID YOU D Oplasticc ccotton ccandy: PUT ME IN THE FRIENDZONE AT LEAST 5 FUCKING TIMESthis is the SEO: ouchspicy cocktaeil: that mustve been painfulresponsible but fucks up: LOOKplasticc ccotton ccandy: BITCH WHEREpros and kuns: this is entertaining to watch 
FLEX TAPE®, gay weeb
 FLEX TAPE®: are you feeling okay??FLEX TAPE®: did something happen?gay weeb: nogay weeb: and yeah im finegay weeb: just stressed lately?FLEX TAPE®: are you sure?FLEX TAPE®: you're making me worried you rarely smiled :(gay weeb: to be honest ive been getting jealous lately and the fact im stuck in the friendzone not sent!FLEX TAPE®: are you sure?gay weeb: yeah i'll be fine, sichengie :) 
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 pregantante: i can smell colorsspicy cocktaeil: what the fuck taeyongpros and kuns: pros and kuns: go to sleep you're highthis is the SEO: from the amount of HAIR DYES he has usedemo as fuck: couldn't agree any moreemo as fuck: also chenle is aggressively looking through the dream's dorm for the past 2 hoursenergy drinks: it's 1 pm alreadyresponsible but fucks up: *insert thinking emoji*plasticc ccotton ccandy: i cant believe im dating a fucking furry roleplayerresponsible: IM NOT A GODDAMN FURRYenergy drinks: *eye emoji*classic hoe: who in the fuckclassic hoe: we allow no furries in this damn hellFLEX TAPE®: what's a furry?gay weeb:gay weeb: it is best to not know what it isFLEX TAPE®: butHEWWO BITCHUWU: noFLEX TAPE®: :(marknae™: marknae™: so i may or may not have set a toaster on firepregantante: WHAT THE FUCK MARKgayhyun: ah there he ismarknae™: I JUST WANTED TOASTER STRUDELSLOOSE (C) ASS: hey guys what does it mean to be a toaster strudelclassic hoe: *inserts dirty joke*this is the SEO: we are not going back to the dirty jokesthis is the SEO: you already made a damn dick jokegayhyun: he did?classic hoe: yeah i did you were just busy sipping your fucking danish milkshakegayhyun: those shit were good shut upHEWWO BITCHUWU: you... you're just a toaster strudel?gay weeb: you're just foodgeese-sung: so i may leave a heads updolbitch: I CANT FUCKING FIND HIMdolbitch: WHERE IN THE HELL IS HEpregantante: WHATpros and kuns: BITCH SAY WHATFLEX TAPE®: MY FUCKING CHILD IS MISSING???dolbitch: BITCH WHERE THE FUCK IS HEmarknae™: whomstdolbitch: RENJUN THAT STINK SHITdolbitch: HE AINT HEREdolbitch: I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AROUND EVEN IN THE CEILING FOR THE PAST WHATEVER HOURSdolbitch: YALL SERIOUSLY WHERE'S RENJUNLOOSE (C) ASS: where and when was the last time you saw him?dolbitch: it was like at 4 am?? and he said he would be taking a walk but bitch he aint backFLEX TAPE®: did he get lost? i swear to fuckspros and kuns: he shouldnt have walked blocks away from the buildingclassic hoe: korean please???? right after he received chittaphon's text in the group chat, chenle heard soft footsteps. his phone was long forgotten when he threw it and rushed out of his room, his feet padding against the floor. he came and saw his hyung. his face brightened but also about to scold renjun, however, his face wasn't so bright when he saw the state renjun was in. he looked absolutely horrible with his slight dark eyebags and tear stains on his cheeks. chenle frowned at him."hyung... what happened to you?" he quietly asked. the other didn't respond and only looked away. few seconds later, he spoke. "nothing happened.""i'm not buying it, hyung. we're gonna need to have a talk," the green haired boy replied, taking the other's arm. renjun only winced when his arm was grabbed. chenle froze and looked at him with wide eyes. "hyung... you didn't..."renjun didn't respond. he only kept his head low, avoiding the younger's gaze. 
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 this is the SEO: you kinky son of a bitchclassic hoe: no one fucking informed me that taeyong had a kinkgayhyun: it was damn obvious tfenergy drinks: alright shitheads what did i missgay weeb: kinksenergy drinks: oh hell nahHEWWO BITCHUWU: what are kinks?LOOSE (C) ASS: kinksLOOSE (C) ASS: kinks are another name for a sicknessHEWWO BITCHUWU: oh?HEWWO BITCHUWU: well i have a kink as well. im currently dyingclassic hoe:marknae™:gay weeb:this is the SEO:pregantante:spicy cocktaeil:gayhyun:dodoism:responsible but fucks up: wait a fucking secondresponsible but fucks up: mARK KNOWS WHAT KINKS ARE AND HE NEVER TOLD US WHAT THEY AREmarknae™: look-plasticc ccotton ccandy: what fucking trickery is thisplasticc ccotton ccandy: im fucking glad you're graduated because without being under your supervision-emo as fuck: DOES THAT MEAN WE CAN SEARCH UP WHAT KINKS AREmarknae™: BITCH NOthis is the SEO: you gotta let em they are growing upmarknae™: BITCH NOgayhyun: i thmarknae™: BITCH N Ospicy cocktaeil: oh yeah i have a question ive been meaning to askspicy cocktaeil: ik mark's name was bolded in dear dream but how come jaemin's name was also boldedplasticc ccotton ccandy: OH HELL FUCKING NOmarknae™: OH HELL FUCKING YESFLEX TAPE®: i can hear renjun screaming in joyplasticc ccotton ccandy: BITCH IM NOT GONNA BE THE LEADER OH HELL NO SATAN NOT TODAY BITCHESplasticc ccotton ccandy: PEACE THE FUCK OUT plasticc ccotton ccandy has left the group chatpregantante has added plasticc ccotton ccandy into the group chat plasticc ccotton ccandy: BITCH NO plasticc ccotton ccandy has left the group chatmarknae™ has added plasticc ccotton ccandy into the group chat marknae™: BITCH YESemo as fuck: ew jaemin is gonna be our leaderplasticc ccotton ccandy: i can smell the disrespect heading towards meenergy drinks: but you see you might or might not be the leader sooooooooooplasticc ccotton ccandy: at least i can boss you hoes aroundpros and kuns: someone petition renjun to become dream's leaderpregantante: idc who becomes the leader but yall will experience how it feels like to be a leaderemo as fuck: i read an angst where i finally became the leader of dream and im sobbignemo as fuck: where's lele i need hugsgayhyun: maybe he's busy?classic hoe: doing his dolphin activitiesresponsible but fucks up: how do mermaids reproducethis is the SEO: this is the SEO: we are not going to start this againresponsible but fucks up: but how do theymarknae™: well you seedodoism: mermaids reproduce the same way as dolphin and whales do except they're eggs i believeemo as fuck: whatspicy cocktaeil: then where the fuck do they reproduce atdodoism: BITCH I SAID IT'S THE SAME WAY AS DOLPHINS AND WHALESenergy drinks: so you mean they fucking reproduce in the middle of their tail in the frontresponsible but fucks up: but theres no plasticc ccotton ccandy has removed responsible but fucks up from this group chat emo as fuck: MY FUCKING EYESpregantante: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DOemo as fuck: I SHOULD NEVER HAVE SEARCH THAT UP OH MY FUCK MY EYESenergy drinks: did he just fucking-this is the SEO: goddammit jeno HEWWO BITCHUWU has added responsible but fucks up into the group chat responsible but fucks up: thank youplasticc ccotton ccandy: BEGONE THOTpregantante: now who the fuck taught him thatmarknae™:this is the SEO:gayhyun:pregantante: i will fucking ground you 3classic hoe: haha fuckersthis is the SEO: you sly motherfuckerclassic hoe: sly as a fox bitches- and you'll never catch me alive taeyong "hyung, please. tell me what's wrong," chenle looked at renjun with worry in his eyes. the older male only sighed and pulled the sleeve of his hoodie down. "chenle... i really don't know what's wrong with me. i guess pining for this long led me to this. i just think that they might not-""hyung, stop it. i'm sure they will have a room for you too, you just have to talk to them about it," the green haired boy shifted over to his side to give him a hug, comforting him. the honey blonde haired boy cried into his shoulder, pouring out his feelings from his heart. pouring out all of his sorrows and sufferings."i-it's just... they look happy when they're together. just... putting myself into the picture w-will just.. just ruin i-" the younger only shushed him, letting him to continue pouring all of his emotions out. 
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 energy drinks: man i wanna fucking drown myself in wineemo as fuck: *eyes emoji*marknae™: why the fuckplasticc ccotton ccandy: same thoughresponsible but fucks up:energy drinks: y'seeenergy drinks: i may or may not emo as fuck: he likes someone and they're in the same companyenergy drinks: YOU BITCH I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY SIDE HOEemo as fuck: im helping you bitchresponsible but fucks up: guys its been 2 hours wheres chenle and renjunresponsible but fucks up: i can hear the hyungs worryingemo as fuck: they're prob in chenle's room doing smth. i checked and the door was lockedplasticc ccotton ccandy: *thinking emoji*marknae™: maybe they're just having their small meetingenergy drinks: you have been watching too many movies stop n o wsmall asswipe: what in the name of fucks did i missresponsible but fucks up: RENJUNNIEsmall asswipe: yes hi what did i fucking missdolbitch: everythingmarknae™: including crisismarknae™: also taeyong got high from hair dyessmall asswipe: ahenergy drinks: man you missed a lot of good shitplasticc ccotton ccandy: agreedsmall asswipe: oh yeahsmall asswipe: has anyone listened to lay hyung's sheep w/alan walkersmall asswipe: its amazing shjsjsdksdolbitch: HOE YOU DIDNT TELL ME HOW FUCKING FSRDARE 
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 classic hoe: got 99 problems and the last one is thisthis is the SEO: i feel hurtpregantante: i agree with this hoepregantante: bc im starting to regret being the leadergay weeb: imagine we just walk into a show with over 40 members and like over 20+ unitsmarknae™: oh hell to the fuck no if im gonna be in all of those unitsmarknae™: i already had to participate in everything when we last visit weekly idolenergy drinks: boohoo honeyFLEX TAPE®: i will fucking fight mark if sm adds him into nct china and still gives him more linesFLEX TAPE®: I WILL LEGIT THROW FUCKING HANDS small asswipe: i would laugh my damn ass offLOOSE (C) ASS: by the wayLOOSE (C) ASS: can someone inform me on the rookies' names and their REAL namesdodoism: go check googleLOOSE (C) ASS: but im cuddling with jungwooemo as fuck: nasty cuddly shitsgayhyun: wow "fucktwat, you gotta stop pining. confess to him," jisung slapped donghyuck on the shoulder. the other hissed in pain and glared at him. "i will, i'm just not ready yet."

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 marknae™: hyuck what the FUCKenergy drinks: THE HELL DID I DO I JUST FUCKING BREATHED YOU HOEemo as fuck: oh no he's just being a jealous bitchmarknae™: LISTEN HERE YOU MTOHER FUCEKRresponsible but fucks up: who in the FUCK gave PERMISSION for HYUCK to FEEL renjun's A B Sresponsible but fucks up: ESPECIALLY FEELING HIM UPpregantante: wait a fUCKING MINUTEclassic hoe: excuse me but whatclassic hoe: WHOMSTsmall asswipe:dolbitch: MMMMMMMMMMMMFLEX TAPE®: please it's 6 in the morning i need my beauty sleepgay weeb: then go back to beddolbitch: wait a fu- 
dolbitch, small asswipe
 dolbitch: YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT MEANSsmall asswipe: whatdolbitch: JENO AND JAEMIN ARE F U C C I N G JEALOUSsmall asswipe: your pointdolbitch: YOU DENSE MOTHERFUCKERdolbitch: IM PRETTY SURE A FRIEND WOULDNT GET JEALOUS IF ANOTHER FRIEND FELT THEIR FRIEND'S ABS AND FELT HIM UPdolbitch: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING MEANS???small asswipe: that they are jealous because they didnt get to fee-small asswipe: BITCH 
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 LOOSE (C) ASS: i still wanted to be on weekly idol with dreamthis is the SEO: nomarknae™: BITCH WE'RE ALL GONnA LOOK LIKE DAMN FLOWERS WHILE YOURE THE TREE JUST LIKE YOU DSIAD IN THE VLVIEenergy drinks: he's crying someone help himmarknae™: oh yeahmarknae™: SHITHEAD IM NOT JEALOUSemo as fuck: are toomarknae™: AM NOTpregantante: BITCH WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP LET US FUCKING SLEEP FOR THE BELOVE OF FUCKING GOD TAKE YOUR GODDAMN ISSUE INTO YOUR DREAM GROUPCHAT YOU PIECES OF SHITS THAT I BIRTHED OUTgayhyun: well damnemo as fuck: well technically-pregantante: SILENCE 
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 energy drinks: i just realized we're no longer bubble gumsemo as fuck: ARE TOOmarknae™: AMmarknae™: FUCKINGmarknae™: NOTmarknae™: YOUmarknae™: LITTLEmarknae™: WITTYmarknae™: BITCH plasticc ccotton ccandy: what in the fuck i was going to put my face mask on energy drinks has renamed the group chat to "WE GO UP UH UH UH GO UP" small asswipe: yall calm your asses downemo as fuck: NOmarknae™: NOsmall asswipe: LITTLE SHITS PUT YOUR DAMN ASSES DOWN AND CALM THE F U C K DOWN BEFORE I FUCKING SHOVE YOUR HEADS INTO CEMENT AND BURN YOU ALLemo as fuck:energy drinks:dolbitch:marknae™:plasticc ccotton ccandy:responsible but fucks up:small asswipe: goodenergy drinks: damn whats got your panties in a twist mansmall asswipe: YOU FUCKING WANNA DIE I GOT MY DAMN BUTTER KNIFEresponsible but fucks up: WHO IN THE HELL GAVE HIM A BUTTER KNIFEmarknae™: FUCKIGN RUN 
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 pregantante: WHO THE FUCKpregantante: I HEAR SCREAMS IN THE DREAM DORMLOOSE (C) ASS: they wildinmarknae™: UFKCIG HELPmarknae™: RNEUN AHS A BUT RFNIFKclassic hoe: this is amazingclassic hoe: [attached video]pros and kuns: who in the right mind gave him a butter knifeFLEX TAPE®:FLEX TAPE®: where did he even get a butter knife umdodoism: guess someone will die todaydodoism: SEE BITCH I WAS DAMN RIGHT WITH MY FORTUNE TELLINGthis is the SEO: who the fuck does fortune tellingspicy cocktaeil:gay weeb: you absolute fucking loserspicy cocktaeil: at least i dont spend my time watching anime and cosplayinggay weeb: LOOK EHREemo as fuck: IS ANYONE GONNA HELP US WE'RE GONNA DIEsmall asswipe: GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE LEE DONGHYUCKgayhyun: oh fck he used his full nameHEWWO BITCHUWU: why do i always wake up to thisLOOSE (C) ASS: shh go back to sleepenergy drinks: I GUESS SOMEONE IS ON THEIR PERIOD BECAUSE JESUS FUCKSsmall asswipe: TAKE THAT BACK YOU DAMN TOOTSIE ROLLdolbitch: i just fucking laugedsmall asswipe: FOUND YOU BITCHdolbitch: OH FUCKplasticc ccotton ccandy: waitplasticc ccotton ccandy: WHERE DID JENO GOresponsible but fucks up: you will never find meFLEX TAPE®: wtf 8:01 AM classic hoe: i have so many videos and theyre so fucking hilariousmarknae™: youre laughing at us sufferingmarknae™: thanks hyungenergy drinks: bitch im scarredenergy drinks: i got taped on the ceilingdolbitch: that wasnt even badenergy drinks:plasticc ccotton ccandy: what the fuck chenledolbitch: ive seen worsesmall asswipe: :)emo as fuck: what theemo as fuck: im scared nowsmall asswipe: that was only 25% of hell you bratsdodoism: can you send them to me tenclassic hoe: yeah surepros and kuns: who wants cakesmall asswipe: MOVE OUT THE WAY BITCHES IM GETTING THE BIG SLICEenergy drinks: fucking pigsmall asswipe: not your damn mirror hoethis is the SEO: OH SHIT pregantante: who taught him to be this wayenergy drinks: i fucking got a war flashback when jisungemo as fuck: :D 5:09 PM dodoism: i bought a new microphonedodoism: wait where the fuck did it gothis is the SEO: oopsdodoism: FUCK YOUthis is the SEO: no thanks i have tenclassic hoe: haha bitchenergy drinks: has anyone seen my urban dictionaryHEWWO BITCHUWU: ohhh that blue book that was in my room?energy drinks: yeah where is itHEWWO BITCHUWU: i thought it was an old book so i threw it out, im sorry :((energy drinks: oh no, hyung, its okmarknae™: why the fuck does he forgive jungwoo if he does smthLOOSE (C) ASS: ┏┓ ┃┃╱╲ in┃╱╱╲╲ this╱╱╭╮╲╲house▔▏┗┛▕▔ we╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲       all love jungwoo╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲ ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔spicy cocktaeil: oo how do you do that??this is the SEO: it's copy pastaemo as fuck: i thought it was creepy pastaenergy drinks: dumbassemo as fuck: your damn fault for showing me this fuckign scarring imageemo as fuck:

pros and kuns: WHAT IN THE FUCK IS THAT UGLY PIECE OF SHITresponsible but fucks up: mY EARS ARE RINGING FROM CHENLE SCREAMINGgayhyun: what in the ABSOLUTE HELLmarknae™: you're fucking kicked out of the dreams dorm hyuckenergy drinks: no im notenergy drinks: im not the one graduating am imarknae™:energy drinks: exactlygay weeb: my damn eyesspicy cocktaeil: taeyong choked on his wineclassic hoe: damn, ive seen way worseFLEX TAPE®: of course you haveplasticc ccotton ccandy: jisung why do you have to share it onto hereemo as fuck: you all will suffer just as much i suffereddodoism: fuck this im gonna go order another microphoneenergy drinks: haha bitches i have his 2 spare microphonesenergy drinks:

dodoism: GIVE MY SPARE MICROPHONES BACKgayhyun: dogayhyun: you have a lot of them though?? 7:11 PM dodoism:

dodoism: you shits dare enter my lair and steal these because i fucking ordered all of them for the past 1 hourclassic hoe: what the shitpregantante: dongyoungpregantante: why must youenergy drinks: i still need my urban dictionaryplasticc ccotton ccandy: what is even the urban dictionarysmall asswipe: hellmarknae™: he's not wrongenergy drinks: those shit were good as wellHEWWO BITCHUWU: :(((LOOSE (C) ASS: aw come hereHEWWO BITCHUWU: :)))gay weeb: that is some soft shit right thereFLEX TAPE®: you know what's also softFLEX TAPE®: your hair (｡^‿^｡)classic hoe: i just choked on some disgusting soft shitgayhyun: you're just jealous that your relationship involves sex 24/7 and kinky shitthis is the SEO: no lies in thatpregantante: excuse you there are children heredolbitch: no there isn'temo as fuck: no there isn't plasticc ccotton ccandy: no there isn'tmarknae™: no there isn'tsmall asswipe: no there isn'tresponsible but fucks up: no there isn'tenergy drinks: no there isn'tpregantante: DAMN OK I KNOWgay weeb: my tears are soft as fuckpros and kuns: ^pregantante: you know speaking of whichdodoism: oh yeah didn't their album release a few days agogayhyun: yes you smartassmarknae™: uh ohspicy cocktaeil: the fuck you mean 'uh oh'pregantante: WHOEVER WROTE THE FUCKING LYRICS FOR DRIPPIN' WILL GET A FUCKING WOOPIN'dolbitch:marknae™:pros and kuns: wait whatpros and kuns: send the linkemo as fuck: theres this thing called spotifyFLEX TAPE®: oh wow why am i getting flashbacks to whiplash and baby dont stopFLEX TAPE®: wait a fucking minutesmall asswipe: runpros and kuns: YOU FUCKING- GET BACK HEREthis is the SEO: what in the furesponsible but fucks up: whos gonna drive we need to run from taeyongmarknae™: my car privileges were fucking taken awayemo as fuck: theres only one wayenergy drinks: we rebel pregantante: NOT IN MY FUCKING HOUSEHOLDresponsible but fucks up: imma need my pringlesresponsible but fucks up: OW FUCK I GOT THE SALT IN MY EYESsmall asswipe: HOW IS THAT FUCKING PSOSIBE;dolbitch: hE JUST RAN INTO THE WALL WHILE KUN HYUNG IS CHASING USLOOSE (C) ASS: what in the tarnationHEWWO BITCHUWU: is he ok?responsible but fucks up: IM CHOKING ON FUCKING SALT HE ELPenergy drinks: YOU ATE PRINGLES HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO GET SALT IN YOUR EYES AND CHOKE ON THE DAMN SALTmarknae™: damn war flashbacksmarknae™: oh yeahmarknae™: TAEYONG IS COMING WITH A BROOMemo as fuck: FUCKING RUN YOU SLOW ASSESenergy drinks: FUCKING CHRIST MARK GET THE CARmarknae™: GET IN THE CARpregantante: NOT TODAY MOTHERFUCKERSdodoism: did he just fuckingclassic hoe: [attached video]classic hoe: HE FUCKING JUMPED ON THE CARmarknae™: SHIT SHIT SHITgay weeb: *sips green tea*gay weeb: what a normal dayHEWWO BITCHUWU: im concerned for everyonegayhyun: same here buddy same herespicy cocktaeil: what did i fucking doemo as fuck: YOU FLATTENED THE DAMN TIRES THATS WHATFLEX TAPE®: [attached video]this is the SEO: can someone explain what is going on all i can hear is chenle screamingLOOSE (C) ASS: a war zone thats whatsmall asswipe: ok i think im safepros and kuns: and you fucking thought wrong bitchsmall asswipe: F UF FKCCKSplasticc ccotton ccandy: and then there was 6dolbitch: WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME YOU HOE NOW IM ALONE IN THE WAR ZONEspicy cocktaeil: DID HE JUST FUCKING RAMMED THROUGH A WINDOWdodoism: we're legit gonna get yelled atdolbitch: GUYS TAKE ME WITH YOUmarknae™: THE TIRES FUCKING FLATTENEDmarknae™: QUICK EVERYONE SCATTER IN THE BUSHESpregantante: CAUGHT YOU BITCHenergy drinks: FUCK 9:39 PM pregantante: now i believe we have learned a life lessonmarknae™: yesmarknae™: yes we didemo as fuck: my fucking legssmall asswipe: my fucking facegayhyun: damnFLEX TAPE®: that harsh?pros and kuns: yesHEWWO BITCHUWU:classic hoe: i can sense a jungwoo about to get a stroke from worrying over everyoneLOOSE (C) ASS: jesus fucks jungwooenergy drinks: oh yeah while we were running away for the past 2 hours ive been looking through the urban dictionary on the internetclassic hoe: i can sense the good shit thats about to be spilledsmall asswipe: ...small asswipe: the fuck jenoresponsible but fucks up:plasticc ccotton ccandy: what did he do nowsmall asswipe: my damn eyes?plasticc ccotton ccandy: the hell did he doresponsible but fucks up:energy drinks: anyways hoes ive searched up a few namesenergy drinks: and holy shit i was teARINGclassic hoe: share you little shitenergy drinks: ok so i decided to search up jeno's name in urban dictionary first and this was the definitionenergy drinks: "furry, moist object that smells like raw fish"small asswipe: WHAT THE SHITgay weeb: HOLY FUCK I JUST BUSTED A LUNG BITCH IM ON THE FLOORFLEX TAPE®: he actually isgayhyun: i cantthis is the SEO: ive seen worsespicy cocktaeil: of course you've haveresponsible but fucks up: WHY DOES MY NAME FUCKING MEAN A FURRY MOIST OBJECT THAT FUCKING SMELLS LIKE RAW FISH BITCH WHAT THE FUCKemo as fuck: im cryingdolbitch: IM YODELINGdolbitch: hOE IMplasticc ccotton ccandy: im honestly not surprised *eye emojis* energy drinks has changed responsible but fucks up's name to moist furry moist furry: WHAT KIND OF USERNAM EIS THATpregantante: bITCH IM WHEEZINGenergy drinks: HOLY SHIT JAEMINplasticc ccotton ccandy: whatenergy drinks: yOUR DEFITNIROSN I Menergy drinks: "An ugly mineral used to hit bugs that are later used for food."plasticc ccotton ccandy: BTICH energy drinks has changed plasticc ccotton ccandy's name to ugly mineral ugly mineral: im fucking beautiful wymsmall asswipe: i can agree on thatsmall asswipe: i mean whatmoist furry: he aint wrong thomoist furry: just look at himmoist furry:

small asswipe, dolbitch
 small asswipe: i dont feel fucking okdolbitch: i can see that uwusmall asswipe: im about to have a s t r o k e chneledolbitch: gooddolbitch: sufferdolbitch: :)small asswipe: son of a rich bitchdolbitch: ;) 
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 moist furry: ok but like can someone change my userugly mineral: nougly mineral: bc u furrymoist furry: no im notpregantante: its ok childpregantante: we wont judge youpregantante: we accept furriesgayhyun: ^this is the SEO: ^energy drinks: ^gay weeb: ^HEWWO BITCHUWU: ^LOOSE (C) ASS: ^emo as fuck: ^dolbitch: ^spicy cocktaeil: ^dodoism: ^pros and kuns: ^classic hoe: ^ugly mineral: ^FLEX TAPE®: ^marknae™: ^moist furry: GUYS WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT A FURRYugly mineral: fucking liesugly mineral: i saw you doing a furry roleplaymoist furry: imoist furry: I WAS CURIOUS WHAT IT WAS OKugly mineral: why am i dating a furry againugly mineral: anybody want to trade with meemo as fuck: no thanksclassic hoe: noLOOSE (C) ASS: hell to the nah dolbitch: lmaosmall asswipe: ??????is ? jeno ? a ? furry??????moist furry: iM FUCKING CRYING GUYS IM NOT A FURYRugly mineral: THEN HWY THE FUCK WERE YOU PLAYING SOME WOLF FURRY ROLEPLAYmoist furry: i wAS CURIOUSHEWWO BITCHUWU: tsk tskLOOSE (C) ASS: he looks do disappointed right nowpregantante: jeno get me your laptopmoist furry: whypregantante: bring me your laptopmoist furry: bUT WHYpregantante: bring me your laptopmoist furry: :,) 9:43 PM pregantante: WHAT THE FUCKmoist furry: wHATgay weeb: HOLY SHIT IS THIS WHAT YOUVE BEEN INTOgay weeb:

ugly mineral: im so fucking-moist furry: BITCH TF NOdolbitch: MY FUCKING EYESemo as fuck: OUR FUCKING E Y E Ssmall asswipe: i am so doneugly mineral: i cant believe youve been cheating on me with a booby furrymoist furry: iM LOYAL AS FUCKugly mineral: dOESNT SEEM LIKE IT jeno tackled jaemin onto the floor, having their phones completely forgotten."you shithead," jeno hissed, making an angry expression which jaemin thought it was adorable. the boy on the floor giggled and smirked slightly. they stared into each other's eyes for a few minutes, despite the awkward position they were in. everything was silent until jaemin spoke. "you know... you can prove your loyalty right now."jeno huffed and gave his boyfriend a small peck on the lips, earning a grin from the other. little did they know,  renjun was standing there the whole time, will a swelling heart of adoration but a pang of exclusion.

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FLEX TAPE®, gay weeb
 FLEX TAPE®: hyung you've been acting weird latelyFLEX TAPE®: you haven't really been acting like yourselfFLEX TAPE®: im worriedgay weeb: sicheng, you dont need to worry about meFLEX TAPE®: no im serious. im really worriedFLEX TAPE®: did i do anything wrong..?gay weeb: no you didntFLEX TAPE®: do you want to watch anime together?gay weeb: im tired but we can watch some later if thats okFLEX TAPE®: okay 
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 FLEX TAPE®: yall this is an emergencyFLEX TAPE®: also who the fuck changed the nameLOOSE (C) ASS:FLEX TAPE®: ok but anyways this is an em e r g e nc ydolbitch: is this about yuta hyungFLEX TAPE®: yesFLEX TAPE®: he's been acting weird lately and im honestly worriedFLEX TAPE®: what should i do??small asswipe: try to talk to himFLEX TAPE®: i tried pming himsmall asswipe: no you dumbass i meant face to face talkFLEX TAPE®: butpros and kuns: talking to him in person would be the best choice, sichengFLEX TAPE®: alright 
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 HEWWO BITCHUWU: alright i can smell somethingHEWWO BITCHUWU: what the fuck is happening in the dormsLOOSE (C) ASS: babe calm-HEWWO BITCHUWU: no im not gonna calm downHEWWO BITCHUWU: i can literally sense calamitypregantante: im tired and i dont need any more damn dramaclassic hoe: damn im being provided well with teathis is the SEO: goddammitthis is the SEO: where is the downgrade buttondodoism: wait whyugly mineral: ^this is the SEO: ten was actually a pure person in our rookie days but he became more hoe-yclassic hoe: um no thats because my inner self has been released bitchemo as fuck: i can somewhat agreeclassic hoe: ay no just because i seem very hoe like doesn't mean all of you aren't hoesclassic hoe: i've seen whiplashclassic hoe: baby dont stopmarknae™: butclassic hoe: shut it you maple boyclassic hoe: baby dont like itclassic hoe: and what is the last song missing in the hoe anthemclassic hoe: drippinclassic hoe: yall aint innocent nor special ya sinned bunsdolbitch: i can explain-marknae™: actually we can explain-classic hoe: thERES NOTHING TO EXPLAIN THE LYRICS TO DRIPPINclassic hoe: WE ALL F U C K I N G KNOW WHAT THEY MEANmoist furry: no nomoist furry: its talking about rain just like mark saidmarknae™: yesmarknae™: r a i nHEWWO BITCHUWU: ok seriously i can smell calamity in the airenergy drinks: oh that's just my weed that's burningpregantante: BITCH THE FUCK YOU DOING WITH WEEDS small asswipe: who stole all of the waterbottles small asswipe: im lietrally choking on a piece of plasticpros and kuns: my dear childpros and kuns: why the fuck are you eating plasticsmall asswipe: i was eating bread and there was plastic in the bread?dolbitch: tfsmall asswipe: can sOMEONE GET ME WATERdolbitch: no you can suffersmall asswipe: i will sue yousmall asswipe: actually i coughed it out dwenergy drinks: ewHEWWO BITCHUWU: are we actually going to ignore something mustve happened between yuta and sicheng? >:(spicy cocktaeil: im sure they're sorting it out atmclassic hoe: but my teadodoism: fuck your teaclassic hoe: bitchdodoism: hoeclassic hoe: do i hear someone on their periodenergy drinks: thats my fucking phrase gayhyun:dodoism: yoonoh fucking got my hair stuck in a pinLOOSE (C) ASS: honestly that's meHEWWO BITCHUWU: not surprised,marknae™: so uh its been half an hourHEWWO BTICHUWU: :((pregantante: hopefully they're doing okemo as fuck: i just realized somethingemo as fuck: you start to forget the original layout of an app or smth because they update a lot and change everythingugly mineral: bitch you rightdolbitch: thanks bc now im trying to figure out the original layout of snapchatsmall asswipe: what evenmoist furry: can you snorkel fogugly mineral: baby, no HEWWO BITCHUWU has created a group chatHEWWO BITCHUWU has added LOOSE (C) ASS, pregantante, and 3 others in the group chatHEWWO BITCHUWU has renamed the group chat to "ANTI DRAMA CLUB" HEWWO BITCHUWU: welcomeLOOSE (C) ASS: did you seriously-HEWWO BITCHUWU: yespros and kuns:pregantante: god may bless you jungwoododoism: so what will we be doing todayHEWWO BITCHUWU: break up any dramas!HEWWO BITCHUWU: i can sense 2 dramas boilingspicy cocktaeil: 1. how 2. how the fuckclassic hoe: he has the 7th senseHEWWO BITCHUWU: HEWWO BITCHUWU has kicked classic hoe from this group chat LOOSE (C) ASS: well damnpros and kuns: are we going to not question how the fuck he got in hereLOOSE (C) ASS: haxpregantante: ok so what are the 2 dramas we're dealing withHEWWO BITCHUWU: yuwin and norenmindodoism: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm HEWWO BITCHUWU has changed his name to leader uwu leader uwu: well lets see yuta and sicheng already had drama but im pretty sure this one isn't too intenseleader uwu: however im not sure with the trioLOOSE (C) ASS: guys we're being tagged from the main gcpros and kuns: oh dear fucking god 
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 energy drinks: where are those old assesenergy drinks: @leader uwu @LOOSE (C) ASS @pregantante @pros and kuns @spicy cocktaeil @dodoismpregantante: the hell you want satanemo as fuck: we need more votes on whether or not if we should ban robloxmoist furry: BITCH ROBLOX IS THE SHIT YOU CANNOT BAN ITugly mineral: someone fucking tell me why im dating himsmall asswipe: idk ask yourself thatdolbitch: chill with the fucking salt hyungleader uwu: hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 
ANTI DRAMA CLUB
 leader uwu: i can smell more dramaleader uwu: hmmmmleader uwu: gaspleader uwu: okay i have a perfect ideaclassic hoe: if it involves breaking the drama then noclassic hoe: im enjoying the tea rnleader uwu: what the hell i thought i kicked you outclassic hoe: mmmmbitch you thOT leader uwu has banned classic hoe from this group chat spicy cocktaeil: im cryigngdodoism: whats your idealeader uwu: i'll threaten them to make up or whatever shit they caused and you guys throw them into the sm basement :)pregantante:pregantante: why does everything involve threatening and locking someone inLOOSE (C) ASS: leave him beLOOSE (C) ASS: he's normally like this when he needs businesses to be donepros and kuns: are you sureLOOSE (C) ASS: sileader uwu: anyways, chop chop! the plan shall commencespicy cocktaeil: oh god 
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 gayhyun: im starting to get concernedthis is the SEO: how sogayhyun: i feel like jungwoo and the others are planning smth because they haven't texted here for the past 2 hoursclassic hoe: i got banned from their group chatthis is the SEO: im still wondering how you hacked into the group chatclassic hoe: it runs in my thai bloodgayhyun: is it just the 3 of us on because everyone stopped being alivethis is the SEO: igclassic hoe: i hear screamingthis is the SEO: *multiple screamingenergy drinks: MARK YOU FUCKHEAD WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO YOUR SANDWICHgayhyun: ah, there they aremarknae™: I JUST WANTED A SANDWICHsmall asswipe: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT THE PLATE IS ON FIREthis is the SEO: mark what the fuck did you domarknae™: LOOKdolbitch: DGHF;G;FDHSHDemo as fuck: hoW DO YOU GET THE SANDWICH OFF OF THE PLATEenergy drinks: OH FUCK THE PAPER TOWEL IS ON FIREugly mineral: this is why we dont trust mark with making his own foodmarknae™: i jUST WANTED A S A N D W I C Hemo as fuck: EVEN I CAN COOK CEREAL classic hoe: who tf cooks cerealdolbitch: his cereal are goodgayhyun: everyone calm the fuck downgayhyun: what even happenedenergy drinks: he was just making his sandwich like a normal person but after leaving their for 2 damn hoursemo as fuck: it was stuck to the platemoist furry: and he tried to get it off the plate by using a hair iron and the sandwich lit on fire along the platethis is the SEO: mark whymarknae™: SHUTclassic hoe: why tfenergy drinks: this is way worse than his fucking eggsmarknae™: LOOKenergy drinks: WHO THE FUCK IN THE RIGHT MIND WOULD COOK EGG WITHOUT OIL EVERYONE SHOULD KNOW THATsmall asswipe: frying something in oil means a better transfer of heat than 'dry frying'. the surface of the thing to be cooked as well as the surface of the cooking utensil are not always uniform. a layer of oil conducts heat much more effectively through convection than does a layer of air, which is actually an insulator. leader uwu has created a group chatleader uwu has added small asswipe, moist furry, and ugly mineral in the group chat leader uwu: yall better talk it out or else i will slit you allleader uwu: anyways i have to go resolve yuwin bye (✿╹◡╹) leader uwu has left the group chat small asswipe:moist furry: so ummoist furry: what do we talk about?ugly mineral: moist furry: ok but honestly i think we should just confess?ugly mineral: yeah sureugly mineral: who's going first?small asswipe: ..small asswipe: i have something to saymoist furry: we're listeningsmall asswipe: ismall asswipe: i like both of you guys. yeah, i know you guys are in a relationship but i just wanted to confess since i've kept these feelings for too long. i know, it's okay you guys don't have to feel burdened with my confession but i just wanted you guys to know.small asswipe: i should go now since i kind of made this awkward..ugly mineral: injunnie, please don't go. you didn't make anything awkward between us moist furry: we also have something to say, and we should've told you sooner but we both also like you toosmall asswipe: butsmall asswipe: you guys are in a relationship?small asswipe: guys, seriously, don't pity me to make me feel better. ugly mineral: no we do like you. we didn't get to tell you since we were nervous and all. also, we're not pitying you, we actually like you as in we have feelings for yousmall asswipe: ...small asswipe: stop joking around. there's no way you guys like a piece of trash like me. even if you guys really do, i would only just invade and ruin the image. small asswipe has left the group chatmoist furry has added small asswipe into the group chat moist furry: listen to us injun, we're not joking around please stop doubting. there's such thing as polyamory small asswipe: butugly mineral: no buts. you will join us because it isn't complete without yousmall asswipe: im sorry but that's so fucking cheesyugly mineral: ;)moist furry: so.. would you like to be apart of us?small asswipe: honestly i would love to.small asswipe: also im sorry for doubting, it just seems like this would only happen in some kind of fanfictionmoist furry: dw though, we can work this out. just tell us if you feel left outugly mineral: ^^^^^^^^^^^^^small asswipe: by the way, what are we now?ugly mineral: boyfriends obviousl- oh my gODmoist furry: ??ugly mineral: INJUNNIE HASNT GOTTEN HIS FUCKING FIRST KISS YETmoist furry: oH MY FUCKsmall asswipe: if you guys think you can barge into my room to kiss me i will literally kick you guys in the ring ding dongmoist furry: too late we are already at your doorsmall asswipe: MY DOOR both yuta and sicheng were locked in a room again. both of the boys sat in silence after jungwoo kindly told them to talk out whatever is happening between them. he may or may not have threatened them with a knife for extra measures. sicheng looked at yuta with concern. he shifted and sat in front of the japanese boy and cupped his cheeks so he's looking at him in the eyes. "since we're thrown into this room and locked in here until we 'make up,' do you want to tell me why you've been... acting weird lately?"he received no response from the other and he sighed. he retracted his hands from yuta's cheeks and placed them on his lap. yuta was still silent and occasionally looked at something besides the chinese boy in front of him. he can tell he didn't want to talk just yet, so he decided he will be the first one to confess."since you won't talk, i guess i'll tell you something first, hyung," he nervously licked his lips and fiddled with his fingers, "before i tell you this, just keep an open mind on this. hopefully you don't feel weird or grossed out by me," the japanese boy looked at him with curiosity."i... i like you hyung. yes, feel disgusted all you want, you have the rights anyway. i know we've been friends for this long, but i've been afraid to confess to you like this but here i am? i-i mean i have reasons to like you. you're a wonderful and kind person and i feel comfortable around you. your smiles are so bright you honestly represent the sun that can always keep me happy, but seeing you like this made me feel the opposite. you don't have to feel burdened with my confession and all or feel forced to like me back. it's not like i will get hurt if you don't like me back, i'm way out of league for you after all. and it's just... i've been keeping this to myself and didn't bother telling you which lead to us this right now. i'm sorry... i just didn't want to ruin our friendship," tears started to overflow out of the chinese boy's eyes.it felt relieving to confess to his crush but it also hurt him that his crush probably won't like him back. he will probably drift away from him and be disgusted around him. suddenly, he felt his face being cupped by soft hands and soft lips pressed against his. was... was yuta kissing him? he was very much correct when he looked at who was kissing him. yuta was closing his eyes as he was kissing him. eventually, the both of them pulled away from the kiss. sicheng saw the japanese boy lips curved into his signature smile."sicheng, i like- no. i love you too," he finally confessed which made the chinese boy's heart swell in happiness, relief, and acceptance. these were the feelings he was missing. oh, how much he loved these feelings because they felt amazing. he also loved the feeling of seeing the japanese boy finally smiling again. no, not a fake smile. but a real smile. the chinese boy wiped his wet cheeks and eyes with the sleeve of his shirt, but more tears started to form and overflow again which made the japanese boy panic. "w-what's wrong? did i do something wrong?""n-no, you didn't. i'm just... i'm just so happy to see you smile again," the chinese boy quietly sobbed and hugged the other, burying his head into his neck. yuta hugged him back, feeling his empty heart filling up again. after sicheng finished crying his eyes out (again), they both sat in comfortable silence, embracing each other."oh yeah, what are we now?" yuta suddenly asked. sicheng widened his eyes, completely forgetting their status."how about we are boyfriends?" he suggested."of course," yuta pecked him on the lips making the other giggle, "also i think our manager won't give a shit about it." 
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 leader uwu: i think i cleaned the dramapregantante: hopefully because i nearly got my skull kicked when we tried to manhandle sichengclassic hoe: goodpregantante: bitch gay weeb has changed FLEX TAPE®'s name to yeschengie <3sichengie <3 has changed gay weeb's name to yutah <3 leader uwu: OH FUCK YESLOOSE (C) ASS: wowdolbitch: HOLY SHIT MY SHIP FINALY HAPPENED TAHK Y OUdolbitch: ALL HAIL TO JUNGWOO HYUNGgayhyun: sogayhyun: another couple?dodoism: yupyutah <3: that's right bitches we are now boyfriendsyutah <3: ya pussies better start confessing ugly mineral has changed small asswipe's name to small moominmoist furry has changed small moomin's name to <3 small moomin <3 dolbitch: BITCH?????energy drinks: WOAH WHAT THE FUCKenergy drinks: YOU DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TELLING US??<3 small moomin <3: pussies who?pregantante: OH MY FUCK CONGRATULATIONS BABIESspicy cocktaeil: he's cryingclassic hoe: DAMMIT MY TEAS ARE GONEpros and kuns: im about to get a stroke because now my 4 sons are getting some dicks now<3 small moomin <3: MOMdolbitch: MOMyeschengie <3: MOMLOOSE (C) ASS: MOM?????this is the SEO: funny thing is they got dicks before kun could get anypros and kuns: BITCH SHUT TH EFUCK UP JUST BECAUSE YOU GOT A HOE DICK DOESNT MEAN YOU HARASS ME SINCE I DONT GET THE DICKSmarknae™: what the hell did i just walked intoemo as fuck: thismoist furry: im still happy injun is with us nowugly mineral: same<3 small moomin <3: congratulations hyung!!!dolbitch: im fucking crying i feel so happy for youdolbitch: also to you too geLOOSE (C) ASS: samepros and kuns: IM A FUCKING PROUD MOTHER.pros and kuns: GET THE JUICY DICKS SWEETIESyeschengie <3: guysstopimabouttofuckingcryiknowigotyutaasmyboyfriendbutcongratulatingmeaboutitwillmakemecryyeschengie <3: ALSO WHAT THE FUCKenergy drinks: korean please?classic hoe: KOREAN PLEASEpros and kuns: no bitchyeschengie <3: learn chinese you dickwardsmarknae™:<3 small moomin <3: no that doesnt countmarknae™: fucking-emo as fuck: -donghyuckenergy drinks: BITCHmarknae™: WHATspicy cocktaeil: KEEP IT PG YOU SHITASSESgayhyun: what a normal day we're havingthis is the SEO: or nightleader uwu: im proud and im crying i cant believe i repaired 2 disasters im fucking- yukehi please cuddle meLOOSE (C) ASS: ok just dont get my shirt wetleader uwu: im f u c k i n g crying, yukheiyutah <3: we stan such soft couplesdodoism: you are tooyutah <3: shutyutah <3: also sicheng, do you want to watch anime w mepros and kuns: get hIS DICK SWEETIEyeschengie <3: SHUT THE HELL UPyeschengie <3: yes i would love to ^.^ 3:29 AM energy drinks: we sure do love spam hours<3 small moomin <3: not today bitchdolbitch: HAVE YALL FUCKING SEEN THE REBORN EPISODES OF THE ROOKIES HOLY SHITTING FUCKSpros and kuns: FUCKING PROFANITYenergy drinks: TAKE THIS BUSINESS IN THE DAMN CHINA LINE GROUP CHAT<3 small moomin <3: how about n to the fucking oLOOSE (C) ASS: im actually really excitedyeschengie <3: BITCHES IM READY FOR 3 MORE CHINESE MEMBERSyeschengie <3: THE CHINA LINE MUST GROW AND TAKE OVER THE FUCKING ENTERTAINMENTyeschengie <3: WE WILL JOIN FORCES AND TAKE OVERdolbitch: hyung, please go to sleepyutah <3: on it

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 classic hoe:classic hoe: what the fucking hellclassic hoe: I THOUGHT NCT 127 WAS A FUCKING FIXED UNITleader uwu: :3pregantante: well you seeclassic hoe: NOclassic hoe: WHY CANT THEY ALSO ADD ME IN 127classic hoe: ONE TIME YALL DID SOME INTERVIEW AT MUGIBOX W I T H O U T M Eclassic hoe: BITCH I DESERVE RECOGNITIONthis is the SEO: honey calm downclassic hoe: FUCK NOLOOSE (C) ASS: im still happy :Dleader uwu: :Demo as fuck: woah woah woahemo as fuck: nct 127 isnt a fixed unit?energy drinks: the fuck u thinkenergy drinks: by the time yall graduate yall might be added into 127classic hoe: tHE SUPPOSINGLY FIXED U N I T<3 small moomin <3: well<3 small moomin <3: theres nct chenergy drinks: WE GET ITyeschengie <3: im fUCKiNg HYpEdpros and kuns: i swear to fucks if my 3 new children get dicks before mespicy cocktaeil: bItCh yOU would HavE A SAD LIFE IF THEY DOpros and kuns: SHUT THE HELLUP dolbitch has changed pros and kuns's name to dickless dickless: BITCH I DONT DESERVE THE DISRESPECTdolbitch: and we love you too :)LOOSE (C) ASS: wowugly mineral: wait so ugly mineral: jungwoo is in nct 127 now?leader uwu: yes uwumoist furry: im shookmoist furry: i wonder what their comeback will beyutah <3: hMMMMMMMMMMMMMthis is the SEO: HMMMMMMMMMmarknae™: hMenergy drinks: am i the only one whos getting vampire feelings from mark because holy f uc  kmarknae™: ?<3 small moomin <3: this dense motherfuckerdolbitch: poor hyuck hyungLOOSE (C) ASS: ik he's my 97- or 99 bro (i cant count ok) but he fickin dense asfdickless: BItvchIMSHSHS<3 small moomin <3: he's literally cryingclassic hoe: koreanclassic hoe: pleasedickless: mmmmmmm nododoism: im p sure they are shit talking about markmarknae™: the heLLDID I DOdolbitch: :)moist furry: its p obviousmoist furry: and me the dense personmoist furry: even notices itugly mineral: surprisinggayhyun: why is there a dildo under my bedpregantante: pregantante: why the fuck do you have a dildo under your bedemo as fuck: ew there are children herepregantante: shouldnt i be the one saying thatgayhyun: why is there a dildo under my bedclassic hoe: ohthis is the SEO: ten whyyutah <3: im disgustedyeschengie <3: youre not the only onedolbitch: whats a didickless: no stop right theredolbitch: i was about to ask whats dinitrobenzeneclassic hoe: what the fuck chenleemo as fuck:emo as fuck: lele no please we dont need any more education in our livesthis is the SEO: was it because you guys learned sex since you guys are technically adults or at least nearingenergy drinks: we just watched the others suffer because mark and i already know of thismoist furry: never fucking againugly mineral: im still crying<3 small moomin <3: I DIDNT EVEN KNOW WHAT AFUCKIGNG VAGINA WASdolbitch: whats dinitrobenzenedodoism: dinitrobenzenes are chemical compounds composed of a benzene ring and two nitro group substituents. the three possible arrangements of the nitro groups afford three isomers, 1,2-dinitrobenzene, 1,3-dinitrobenzene, and 1,4-dinitrobenzene.LOOSE (C) ASS: there goes my last brain cellspicy cocktaeil: i thought you didnt have anyyutah <3: ^^LOOSE (C) ASS: bitch-emo as fuck: are we not gonna question how both mark and donghyuck know what the fuck sex isleader uwu:pregantante: i caught their little busted asses watching fifty shADES OF GREYmarknae™: WE WERE CURIOUS OK WE DIDNT EXPECT THEM TO FUCKING HAVE A KINKY SEXdickless: BITCH MY CHILDREN ARE STILL PRESENTpregantante: ^energy drinks: oopsyutah <3: what in the fuckyutah <3: that's even worse when i found out sex when i watched hentai for the first timegayhyun: you watched what nowspicy cocktaeil: isn't that like porn but japanesedodoism: im fucking concerned on why he knowsspicy cocktaeil: yuta made me watch it with himyutah <3: DID FUCKING NOTspicy cocktaeil: DID FUCKING TOOspicy cocktaeil: HE WAS ALL LIKE "IM SCARED TO WATCH THIS HENTAI AND YOURE THE ONE IN MY ROOM SO YOU'RE GONNA WATCH IT WITH ME"yeschengie <3: awLOOSE (C) ASS: aren't you concerned that your boyfriend watched hentaiyeschengie <3: it's normal by now bc there are fukin hormonal men in the 127 dormsclassic hoe: BITCH DONT LOOK AT MEenergy drinks: how the hell do you look at someone through a screenmoist furry: you look at their user?ugly mineral: well you can direct your text that was meant for someoneemo as fuck: OW FUCK MY JAM IS ONdolbitch: jISUNG PLEASE WE'RE CUDDLINGemo as fuck: YOU KNOW I HAVE TOyeschengie <3: mY Child iS CuDDlIng wITh yOuR chILDpregantante bItCh i KNoW rIghTthis is the SEO: i love how we got off topicgayhyun: doesn't this happen everydaydodoism: last time when we were @ america behind the cameras we were talking about the american air and suddely we were talking about how can flamingos fuck each otherenergy drinks: dont look at me as if im the culpritmarknae™: honeymarknae™: you literally talked about flamingos when you were drunk and highmarknae™: and you were the one who mentioned itenergy drinks:classic hoe: you know speaking of subject changeclassic hoe: im still fucking triggered that nct 127 aint a fixed unitclassic hoe: dAMN YOU JUNGWOOLOOSE (C) ASS: hey dont say that to my boyfriendpregantante: i thought we moved from that topicclassic hoe: looks like we didnt classic hoe: now fucking explain me why 127 aint a fixed unit before someone's ass will be handed over and be spanked with a cactusthis is the SEO: kinkyspicy cocktaeil: now isnt the time you kinky sons of a bitchdickless: hahahadickless: dammit why did you guys die<3 small moomin <3: we're all dead inside, motherdickless: same thoughmoist furry: this is so sad alexa play despacitoleader uwu: what the fuckugly mineral: jeno i thought we were over thismoist furry: this is a special ceremony and renjun must suffer with you 7:49 PM classic hoe: i never realized how fucking WHIPPED yukhei isLOOSE (C) ASS: thanks man marknae™ has changed LOOSE (C) ASS'S name to whipped pimp whipped pimp: bitch i thought we were brosmarknae™: :)spicy cocktaeil: i can smell anime betrayalyutah <3: top 10 anime betrayalsyeschengie <3: hyung we're still watching your anime pls whipped pimp has changed marknae™'s name to horny flower horny flower: IM NOT HORNYhorny flower: AND IM NOT A FLOWER IM TALLwhipped pimp: um whipped pimp: hun youre literally shorter than meemo as fuck: i will be the next prodigy and surpass everyonethis is the SEO: i think the fuck notwhipped pimp: i think the fuck notpregantante: i think the f u c k not<3 small moomin <3: who the fuck took my moomin plushie<3 small moomin <3: im not mad but someone better speak updolbitch: he's mad and about to kill someone-moist furry: it's 7 pls<3 small moomin <3: no im gonna find the culprit who took MY moomin<3 small moomin <3: no one is allowed to fucking leave this building until i find itclassic hoe: why are we being held hostages just because of a plushie<3 small moomin <3: ITS NOT JUST A FUCKING P L U SH IEdolbitch: no one tells renjun his moomin plushie is just a plushiedolbitch: i mean no one unless youre asking for a death wishenergy drinks: looks like i have a death wishhorny flower: wait whatenergy drinks:

<3 small moomin <3: YOU BITCHemo as fuck: are you insaneenergy drinks: yes energy drinks has changed his name to insatane insatane: time to die by a midget<3 small moomin <3: YOU FUCKER OPEN THE DAMN DOORinsatane: i wonder what will happen if this gets stained<3 small moomin <3: BITCH DONT YOU EVEN THINK ABOUT IT<3 small moomin <3: LEE MOTHERFUCKING DONGHYUCK 7:50 PM pregantante: what the FUCK is happening in the dream's dormhorny flower: well you see-dolbitch: world war 8 is happeningclassic hoe: bitch im trying to get my beauty sleepwhipped pimp: im very concernedleader uwu: shouldnt you feel lucky you're not in nightmare hellyutah <3: nct dream who? we only know of nct nightmareyeschengie <3: imfuckingcryingwhatisactuallyhappeningovertherechenledolbitch: explosiondolbitch: knivesemo as fuck: destructionmoist furry: everyugly mineral: wheredickless: im not surprisedpregantante: mark wYD DO SOMETHING YOURE GOING TO MAKE THE SM BUILDING COLLAPSEgayhyun: i think the other groups in their dorms can hear this destructiondodoism: you don't sayleader uwu: im gonna go take a lookwhipped pimp: WAIT DONTemo as fuck: [attached video]spicy cocktaeil: BITCH ARE THOSE GRENADESinsatane: IM ABOUT TO FUCKING DIE AND GET MY ASS HANDED OVER TO A MIDGET WHY THE FUCK IS RENJUN DESTROYING EVERYTHING JUST FOR THE MOOMIN PLUSHIEhorny flower: jUST GIVE THE DAMN MOOMIN BACKinsatane: I CANT ILL GET MY HANDS CHOPPED OFF HE LITERALLY HAS A MACE AND A BUTCHER KNIFEinsatane: MY DOOR IS BEING TORN APART BY SEVERAL KNIVES THROWN INTO ITugly mineral: RENJUN WHAT THE FUCK<3 small moomin <3: OPEN<3 small moomin <3: THE<3 small moomin <3: DAMN<3 small moomin <3: DOOR<3 small moomin <3: NOW<3 small moomin <3: YOU<3 small moomin <3: FUCKING<3 small moomin <3: SON<3 small moomin <3: OF<3 small moomin <3: A<3 small moomin <3: BITCH<3 small moomin <3: BEFORE<3 small moomin <3: I<3 small moomin <3: SEND <3 small moomin <3: YOU<3 small moomin <3: TO<3 small moomin <3: YOUR<3 small moomin <3: OWN<3 small moomin <3: GRAVEyeschengie <3: mY CHILD STOPdickless: its no use we cant stop hell unleashing from himdolbitch: im just going to sit here as jisung records everythingemo as fuck: [attached video]whipped pimp: WHAT THE FUCK HOW DID JUNGWOO-this is the SEO: he's a goner nowdodoism: i think he's deadwhipped pimp: hE'S MY BOYFRIEND HE CAN'T DIE ON MEpregantante: im about to get a strokespicy cocktaeil: should i call for a new doorinsatane: bUY A METAL ONE AT LEASTwhipped pimp: MARK DO SOMETHINGhorny flower: I CANT I JUST GOT THREATENED WITH A BROKEN EMPTY WINE BOTTLEyutah <3: arent his boyfriends jeno and jaemin?yutah <3: shOULDNt ThEy dO SomEThiNgmoist furry: wellugly mineral: hyuck deserves to die this way<3 small moomin <3: I WILL FUCKING NUKE THIS DORM IF I DONT GET MY MOOMIN BACKinsatane: HOW ABOUT YOU FUCKING STOP TRYING TO EXPLODE MY DOOR AND I'LL GIVE IT BACK<3 small moomin <3: I WILL GIVE YOU 2 SECONDS TO GIVE IT TO ME AFTER I STOP TRYING TO KILL YOU OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING GORE YOUR EYES OUT OF YOUR SOCKETS AND STICK YOUR SLUSHIE EYEBALLS UP YOUR ASS AND RIGHT INTO YOUR LUNGS SO YOU FUCKING SUFFOCATE IN YOUR OWN EYE FLUIDS AS I SHOOT YOUR F U C K I N G SKULL APARTinsatane: BITCH I WILL GIVE IT BACK TO YOU JUST DONT SLIT MY HANDS OFFclassic hoe: i love how we dont even bother asking if jungwoo is okthis is the SEO: im sure he's finedodoism: dodoism: hopefullyugly mineral: all i see are glass shards everywhere and theres bunch of holes in several walls and spikey wires and just dynamites laying everywherehorny flower:....horny flower: renjunhorny flower: what the fuck <3 small moomin <3: i got my moomin back uwudolbitch: hyung, that was too far to destroy the entire dorm-<3 small moomin <3: no it wasnt i only did a little bit of destructionmoist furry: [attached video]moist furry: you call this a little bitinsatane: my fucking d o o rgayhyun: what in the fuck-spicy cocktaeil: lets be grateful we are away from the dream's dormwhipped pimp: is my boyfriend ok-leader uwu: i just woke up and i had the most craziest dream everleader uwu: renjun going crazy and exploding the entire dorm with dynamites and chucking knives at a door!pregantante:classic hoe:gayhyun:yutah <3:spicy cocktaeil:this is the SEO:whipped pimp:horny flower:insatane:moist furry:emo as fuck:dolbitch:ugly mineral:dickless:yeschengie <3:dodoism:whipped pimp: ...yeah that seems like a crazy dream, woopregantante: im going to pretend the sm building never almost collapsedyeschengie <3: renjun why<3 small moomin <3: wyminsatane: fuck you guys for not controlling your destructive boyfriendmoist furry: npugly mineral: np<3 small moomin <3: let's cuddle, im tireddolbitch: yeahithinkyoushouldbetiredafterexplodingthedormsunder15minutes<3 small moomin <3: uwudickless: where are my insurancesinsatane: where are my LIFE INSURANCESinsatane: jesus FUCKSinsatane: can i also mention mark was sipping wine while renjun was crumbling the dorms down into asheshorny flower: the wine was nicethis is the SEO: you choked on wine oncehorny flower: ok lookwhipped pimp: never again will we step into the dream's dormhorny flower: i thought you wanted to be in nct dreamleader uwu: whywhipped pimp: yeah but witnessing this live action was horrifyingpregantante: im fucking crying why is handling all 17 children this harddickless: don't forget 3 morepregantante: they will be YOUR children NOT FUCKING MINEdickless: technically if we talk about the branching you're the top mom out of everyone and it branches down to several members owning children which makes them the parent and even if i have 3 more kids into my collection you would still also have to take care of them because you're the leaderdodoism: cons of being the leader of 17 membersyeschengie <3: sad and tragicmoist furry: alexa play despacitoemo as fuck: turn that shit down before i snap your ass apart with a stickugly mineral: hey dont threaten my boyfrienddolbitch: no<3 small moomin <3: guys i want my cuddles where the fuck are theymoist furry: coming-pregantante: ok at least no one died we are all goodgayhyun: wow gayhyun has changed pregantante's name to overtaxed mother overtaxed mother: at least this isnt that bad compared to my previous userovertaxed mother: i still fucking cryinsatane: that name was great and it fit youovertaxed mother: do you want me to call renjun to kill you again<3 small moomin <3: bitch my shift just ended and i need cuddles 8:17 PM dodoism: i smell something burningyeschengie <3: oh that's the smell of my lines burning in hellyutah <3: sicheng-yeschengie <3: im throwing a petition for snakes to give me more lines or more screentime bECAUSE DAMN BITCH WHY RECRUIT ME IF YOURE NOT GOING TO BARELY USE MEyutah <3: there there. do you want to rant?yeschengie <3: mhmgayhyun: i just walked in on dongyoung singing mine by bazzi with his microphonehorny flower: YOURE SOinsatane: OH HELL NOdodoism: FUCKINGhorny flower: PRECIOUSdodoism: WHEN YOUhorny flower: SMILEdodoism: HIT IThorny flower: FROM THEdodoism: BACK ANDhorny flower: DRIVE YOUdodoism: WILDgayhyun: whyinsatane: why the fuckclassic hoe: guys please its 8 classic hoe has changed his name to i need fucking beauty sleepthis is the SEO has changed i need fucking beauty sleep's name to prostitute t-rated prostitute t-rated: bitchhorny flower: GIRL I LOSE MYSELF IN THOSE EYESdodoism: I JUST HAD TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE MINEhorny flower: HANDS ON YOUR BODY I DONT WANNA WASTE NO TIMEhorny flower: FEELS LIKE FOREVER EVEN IF FOREVER'S TONIGHTdodoism: JUST LAY WITH ME WASTE THIS NIGHT AWAY WITH MEdodoism: YOU'RE MINE I CANT LOOK AWAY I JUST GOTTA SAYhorny flower: IM SO FUCKING HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVEhorny flower: SWEAR TO GOD IM DOWN IF YOU'RE DOWN ALL YOU GOTTA SAY IS RIGHThorny flower: GIRL ANYTHING I CAN DO JUST TO MAKE YOU FEEL ALRIGHTdodoism: OH I JUST HAD TO LET YOU KNOW YOU'RE FINEdodoism: RUNNING CIRCLES ROUND MY MINDdodoism: EVEN WHEN ITS RAINY ALL YOU EVER DO IS SHINEhorny flower: YOU ON FIREdodoism: YOU A STAR JUST LIKEhorny flower: MARIAHhorny flower: MAN THIS FEEL INCREDIBLEdodoism: I'LL TURN YOU INTO A BRIDE YOU'RE MINEhorny flower: HANDS ON YOUR BODYdodoism: I DONT WANAN WASTE NO TIMEdodoism: FEELS LIKE FOREVER EVEN IF FOREVER'S TONIGHThorny flower: JUST LAY WITH MEdodoism: WASTE THIS NIGHT AWAY WITH MEhorny flower: YOU'RE MINEyutah<3:dodoism: I CAN'T LOOK AWAYhorny flower: I JUST GOTTA SAYinsatane: im fucking leaving insatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group chatinsatane has left the group chathorny flower has added insatane into the group 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phones awayinsatane: nohorny flower: no insatane has changed spicy cocktaeil's name to ginger taeilinsatane has left the group chat ginger taeil: fucking shitass 3:44 AM<3 small moomin <3 has created a group chat<3 small moomin <3 has added insatane, moist furry, and ugly mineral into the group chat<3 small moomin <3 has renamed the group chat to 00 LINERS insatane: well isn't that nice insatane has renamed the group chat to 3 AM Talkinsatane has renamed the group chat to 4 basic bitches <3 small moomin <3: what the fuck donghyuckinsatane: the chat name was too boring and blandmoist furry: just why<3 small moomin <3: im starting to become taeyong hyung and regret everythingugly mineral: at least we have a group chat for us 00 linersinsatane: jazz hands<3 small moomin <3: wtfmoist furry: i just stabbed myself with a toothbrush and im bleedingugly mineral: how the fuck i just looked away for a millisecondinsatane: i forgot that im in a group chat with homosexuals that have each other<3 small moomin <3: then go get laid<3 small moomin <3: what about markinsatane: we donto ducking sepeaj of himugly mineral: i smell teamoist furry: now i have a bloody toothbrush im crying<3 small moomin <3: hyuck likes mark but he's a pining piece of shit and wont man upinsatane: AM NOTinsatane: I JUST DONT KNOW IF HE LIKES ME BACKmoist furry:<3 small moomin <3:ugly mineral:moist furry: youre so densemoist furry: he obviously likes you back he literally would always rant to one of us on how much he likes you in the practice room everytime you werent thereinsatane: and you didnt even bother to tell meugly mineral: he threatened to lock us out if we did<3 small moomin <3: tragicmoist furry: so yeah you better get his dick before someone else does (i doubt it)insatane: bitch you're like the second version of jisung because he is a headass<3 small moomin <3: hm i can see that because i experienced that once but with chenleugly mineral: should we devise a plan for markhyuck<3 small moomin <3: HELL YEAHmoist furry: ^insatane: oh hell no<3 small moomin <3: oh yeah i just remembered somethingugly mineral: what 
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 <3 small moomin <3 has changed dolbitch's name to cuntfuckphin<3 small moomin <3 has added insatane into the group chat cuntfuckphin: the hell hyung

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fucked up hell but not too fucked up
 horny flower: SHIT MY COMPUTER IS GLITCHINGthis is the SEO: what did you do nowinsatane: his dumbass thought it was smart to binge click websites and one site happened to have a virusinsatane: that popped up and he got the virus on his computerprostitute t-rated: was he watching pornyutah <3: fuckin nast11yeschengie <3: im disappointedhorny flower: iT WASNT PORN I SWEAR IT WAS JUST A RANDOM WEBSITEginger taeil: that's what they all sayovertaxed mother: dammit i thought you were better than this markdodoism: arent you guys the ones influencing him by having sex 24/7 and be kinky sons of bitchesovertaxed mother: oh hell no thats only yuwin and johntenyeschengie <3: bitch all we do is binge watch anime dO YOU SUSPECT US TO DO SINSgayhyun: this isn't churchprostitute t-rated: church who we only know hellprostitute t-rated: AND HEY WE DONT SEX 24/7 AND DO KINKY SHIT EVERYTIMEinsatane: do you know how scarring it is to sit in the 127 dorm hearing it allhorny flower: ^and this is why and how we know sexovertaxed mother: why in the fuck are we talking about sex this is HOLY HOURSthis is the SEO: thats long gone its now hell hoursgayhyun: ^yutah <3: so mark did you get rid of the virushorny flower: oh you were supposed toginger taeil: dumbass if you get rid of it then the glitch will be ridden ofinsatane: he a dumbasshorny flower: sHUT THE FUCK UPhorny flower: ok i got rid of itthis is the SEO: congratulationsdodoism: wow im impressedhorny flower: oh yeah speaking of hell hours i found a fanfic where johnny was an incubusprostitute t-rated: kinkyovertaxed mother:horny flower: and you were also an incubus toohorny flower: and tried to fuck tenovertaxed mother: eWinsatane: haha fuckersthis is the SEO: wait then who was i trying to fuckhorny flower: me ginger taeil has left the group chatinsatane has left the group chat dodoism: what kind of fanfics do you even readyeschengie <3: that is some nasty shit right theregayhyun: im concernedhorny flower: but it ok yukhei didnt try to fuck jungwoo he was protecting himprostitute t-rated: boringdodoism: as expected from soft couplesovertaxed mother: are we not going to add them backyutah <3: nogayhyun: well shit manthis is the SEO: mark where do you even find these stuffhorny flower: this thing called archive of our ownhorny flower: which is where fans write fanfics of us allhorny flower: probably even the rookies when they debutyeschengie <3: did i hear that correctlyprostitute t-rated: youre textingyeschengie <3: your pointyutah <3: stop breaking the fourth wall you dumb piece of shit-horny flower: especially that they may also write what we do now i mean who knowshorny flower: what if our actions are being written down so it makes it as though we're doing them rn but we arent in realityovertaxed mother: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DRUGS ARE YOU ON STOP IT NOW YOU IMBECILEthis is the SEO: oh he had this thing called a trauma at an interview gayhyun has ginger taeil and insatane into the group chat insatane: whats up bitchesginger taeil: no why that was my only escape from helldodoism: mark is now talking about fanfics and how someone might be writing about us right nowhorny flower: i mEAN im not wrong since like what if im texting this right now but its being typed out by someone behind a screen and theyre the "author" of this bookyutah <3: sTOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALLprostitute t-rated: im sorry what i just lost my last brain cell from thatinsatane: ignore him he spits out dumb shitginger taeil: what the fu-gayhyun: did you happen to give him your weedinsatane: im not giving him my weed you hoeyeschengie <3: possessive muchinsatane: yes because its my weed that i bought from the black market now shut the fuck upthis is the SEO: since when the fuck did you buy weedsinsatane: ever since i got put into the dream unit that are filled with crackasses in innocent disguises horny flower: didnt you do the same thinginsatane: shdodoism: im just concernedovertaxed mother: welcome to my worldyutah <3: oh yeah cant you make fresh weedsinsatane: fresh weeds are better than store brought weeds because its fuckin fresh ughhorny flower: hyuck stop doing weedinsatane: stop doing sinhorny flower: ok look-horny flower: also should we add jungwoo to here?prostitute t-rated: yay another person to suffer and burn in hell with us overtaxed mother has added leader uwu into the group chat leader uwu: helloinsatane: welcome to hell my friendovertaxed mother: wait a fucking secondovertaxed mother: WHY THE FUCK IS TEN HEREprostitute t-rated: fuckyutah <3: you guys didnt realize insatane: *claps*dodoism: im crying why is he here gayhyun has banned prostitute t-rated from this group chat this is the SEO: harsh muchginger taeil: he deserves the ban than removalleader uwu:yeschengie <3: i feel bad for jungwoohorny flower: my nose is runninginsatane: then why the fuck are you eating flaming ramenhorny flower: im bored and i eat when im bored?gayhyun: anyways should we do the ceremony for jungwoo?yutah <3: i think we shouldovertaxed mother: oh my fucking godinsatane: to become the official member of nct 127 you must watch thisinsatane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d_zk--Iconw&t=89sleader uwu: okay 4:08 PM dysfunctional hell whipped pimp: someone explain to me why jungwoo is locked up in his room watching teletubbies?horny flower:insatane:overtaxed mother: insatane has left the group chatovertaxed mother has added insatane into the group chat insatane: hell no i dont need to die againleader uwu: teletubbies are amazing!! you guys should watch them!prostitute t-rated: what the fuck did i just cuntfuckphin: what are teletubbies?moist furry: monkey things that are in colorswhipped pimp: so donghyuck do you care to explain me why my boyfriend is watching teletubbies?insatane: jaebitch suggested we do the ceremony gayhyun: hey no my suggestion couldve been denied if yuta didnt approveyutah <3: excuse me bitch it was donghyuck's choice to send the link and he couldve turned the suggestion down despite my comment to your damn suggestion you ass swineyeschengie <3: pls calm thyselfemo as fuck: calm down ya hoes im trying to nap<3 small moomin <3: *cuddle chenleemo as fuck: look here you midget shitass<3 small moomin <3: you want me to burn your damn room downemo as fuck:<3 small moomin <3: thought sowhipped pimp: sowhipped pimp: how do i get jungwoo to stop watching teletubbiesdickless: that's your problem not oursugly mineral: sips popcornmoist furry: are you okugly mineral: noovertaxed mother: meanwhile im stressed over this shitfestginger taeil: what about the comebackovertaxed mother: fuckinghell pleaes i just want to stress over one thithis is the SEO: lets not forget about being on jimmy's showleader uwu: ooowhipped pimp: jungwoo pls stop watching teletubbies or elseleader uwu: or else?whipped pimp: i wont give you your daily hug dosagesleader uwu: !!!leader uwu: anything but that! ( ͒˃̩̩⌂˂̩̩ ͒)dodoism: harsh muchginger taeil: damn even i felt thatcuntfuckphin: how cruelleader uwu: i deleted my history please i want my hugs (*´；ェ；`*)whipped pimp: okhorny flower: off topic but our concept photos are greatmoist furry: im starting to theorizing on why each two concept photos are black and whiteugly mineral: honey please maybe its justmoist furry: nOmoist furry: tHERE NEEDS TO BE A MEANING BEHIND ITmoist furry: WE ALL KNOW WHITE SYMBOLIZES YOUTH AND PURITY AND BLACK SYMBOLIZES THE OPPOSITEmoist furry: T MUST MEAN SOM4EHTINGemo as fuck: how about you calm down and<3 small moomin <3: jeno i swear to fucks you better not theory rant a paragraph to usinsatane: well you said that too fucking soon my friend<3 small moomin <3: GOD FUCKINGyeschengie <3: ???yutah <3: .. never in my life have i been this confusedhorny flower: i regret bringing this upprostitute t-rated: you should regret itgayhyun: *claps*overtaxed mother: just like how i regret raising you shitsdickless: make sure to add 3 more to thatyeschengie <3: hey no the 3 rookies arent shits unlike us they are unshitsprostitute t-rated: then we gotta shit them and expose them to the gaydodoism: what if they're-ginger taeil: anyone who enters hell will be gay one way or anotherginger taeil: bisexual? gayginger taeil: pansexual? gayginger taeil: homosexual? gaythis is the SEO: asexual?ginger taeil: ok lookemo as fuck: i would laugh my fucking ass off if one of them ends up being asexualprostitute t-rated: you know that german guydickless: yeahprostitute t-rated: he's gonna be gayinsatane: isnt anyone going to be gay anyways-whipped pimp: facts thoughleader uwu: uwuhorny flower: im assuming yall are done with the hugging festleader uwu: uwumoist furry: im surprised how we moved on from teletubbies to talking about the rookiescuntfuckphin: the magic of nctdickless: only i can do magic hoesinsatane: you know what magic you can't do?insatane: not getting dicksdickless: you piece of shitstickleader uwu: hey no violence in this householdovertaxed mother: my only favorite child is jungwoo fuck you guysthis is the SEO: isnt that incestdodoism: ewgayhyun: does that mean we have been doing incest this entire timeemo as fuck: what the fuprostitute t-rated: i agree since we technically label ourselves as family and like some of us are dating each other and like-dodoism: fucking stop right there i dont need to think about it <3 small moomin <3: i just choked on my salivayutah <3: sometimes im fucking done with this group chathorny flower: welcome to my world 6:06 PM emo as fuck: why does my left lung hurt when i try to breathe umemo as fuck: also why the fuck are the other hyungs not on when i need theminsatane: surprisedmoist furry: arent they busy recordingugly mineral: they're busy fucking<3 small moomin <3: watch your damn language you son of a bitchhorny flower: i grabbed a glass of water and i have to be stuck with you shitheadsinsatane: yes now deal with itcuntfuckphin: until he graduates lol<3 small moomin <3: fUCKING STOPugly mineral: he's still raw and exposed to it<3 small moomin <3: aND FUCKING EMOTIONALemo as fuck: is anyone gonna help me on why my lung hurtsinsatane: also known as a collapsed lung, pneumothorax refers to the accumulation of air within the pleural space. chest pain on the affected side can range from very minor to quite severe. pleurisy. inflammation of the lining of the lungs and chest can result in pain when the individual takes a deep breath or coughs.emo as fuck: oh my god im gonna fucking diecuntfuckphin: i dont think youre going to die-emo as fuck: iM GOING TO DEIO<3 small moomin <3: chill your ass you wont die over some lung collapsehorny flower: im pretty sure its something minor ur lungs will be fineugly mineral: ^ginger taeil: guess who's back bitches and what the fuck happened while we were goneovertaxed mother: children please why do you guys not behave while we're gonewhipped pimp:dodoism: who the hell is hogging the bathroom i need to pissinsatane: im busy doing my makeup bitchdodoism: DONGHYUCK I NEED TO USE THE DAMN BATHROOMgayhyun: he literally looks like he's about to pissgayhyun: [attached video]horny flower: hyuck wydemo as fuck: its 6 why do you-this is the SEO: shhh leave him beyutah <3: this is why sm needs to install another bathroomyeschengie <3: snake needs to install us linesdickless: at least you dont have like 0% lines like some idols doginger taeil: thats sadmoist furry: OW SHIT IM CHOGMGI<3 small moomin <3: are you ok-ugly mineral: no he's dyingleader uwu: shouldnt you guysleader uwu: help himovertaxed mother: at least i will only take care of 16moist furry: fUCK YoUinsatane: ok done with my makeupdodoism: mOVE BITCHprostitute t-rated: wow f(x) are amazingyutah <3: off topic muchwhipped pimp: ^this is the SEO: its not that off topic compared to the pink flamingoinsatane: LOOKhorny flower: noinsatane: fuck youhorny flower: that should be the other way around insatane has left the group chat emo as fuck: im fucking-ginger taeil: oh my fucking shitdickless: im clapping like a maniac cuntfuckphin has added insatane into the group chat cuntfuckphin: my ship radarcuntfuckphin: is tinglingprostitute t-rated: pAPIginger taeil: wHAT THE FUCKthis is the SEO: what kind of kinky son of a bitch did i raiseemo as fuck: whats papi i cant spanishyeschengie <3: why are we getting off topic againovertaxed mother: welcome to hell my childmoist furry: doesnt papi mean daddyugly mineral: ugly mineral has removed prostitute t-rated from this group chat ugly mineral: now child please clean your mouth with soapmoist furry: but-overtaxed mother: aren't i supposed to-horny flower: this is normal 6:12 PM yutah <3: guys helpprostitute t-rated: yes bitchugly mineral: i thought i removed youyutah <3: so sicheng may or may not be crying rnleader uwu: oh no, why is he crying? :cyeschengie <3: i CANT FUCKIHN BELIEVE ITyeschengie <3: mY BOYUFIRNED GOT MORE LINES AND SCREENTIME AND IM FUCKIJG-<3 small moomin <3: oh yeaaah didnt they do two versions of regular one english and one korean?cunfuckphin: yeah they didemo as fuck: i recorded everything and im fucking crying like a proud momdodoism: that's not how it works umgayhyun: shh let him beemo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: [attached video]emo as fuck: LOOK HOW MANY VIDEOS I HAVE emo as fuck: AND THATS NOT EVEN ITginger taeil: child plsinsatane: how the fuck jisungmoist furry: he actually has a computer full of the videos i-yeschengie <3: IM STILL FUCKING CRYINGhorny flower: and im crying at the commentshorny flower: "mark and taeyong ft backup dancers and singers"overtaxed mother: idickless: *claps*this is the SEO: to be fair they had most linesginger taeil: i woAAAAAAAAAAAOAAOAAOAAHed my way through im cryingdodoism: ^whipped pimp: i shouldnt be laughingdickless: yes bc thats rudewhipped pimp: ik but its not rude when i make fun of ur nonexistent linesdickless: son of a bitchgayhyun: alright guys calm downinsatane: nocuntfuckphin: this is hell theres no calm or chillcuntfuckphin: 420 blaze it bitches 
fucked up hell but not too fucked up
 horny flower: yall we taking overovertaxed mother: im proud of you children im about to sobyeschengie <3: IM BAWLING MY EYES OUTyutah <3: there thereleader uwu: does anyone need tissues??insatane: me because im crying over my own visualdodoism: w o wgayhyun: im not surprisedhorny flower: i hope you choke on your own diamondsinsatane: si papithis is the SEO: MARK WHATovertaxed mother: EXCUSE ME YOUNG MANdodoism: WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE KINKY PEOPLE ALL AROUND ME FUCK YOU GUYSginger taeil: kinkydodoism: SHUT THEyutah <3: guys whyhorny flower: wHAT THE FUCK HYUCKinsatane: ;)overtaxed mother: THAT IS NOT FUCKING PARENTAL GUIDANCE 13 RATED YOU MOTHER FUCKERsovertaxed mother: yOUR'E FUCKING GORUNDEDleader uwu: what the hell did i come back toginger taeil: hellthis is the SEO: not surprised theregayhyun: can i just say that mark isnt a daddy materialgayhyun: likegayhyun: he's a baby materialinsatane: rtyeschengie <3: is it possible to have a bruise under your fingernailyutah <3: bITCH WHATyutah <3: WHO HURT YOUyeschengie <3: oh no im just asking-dodoism: yeah its possible to get bruises under your fingernail. why?yeschengie <3: well i may or may not have smacked my fingers against a glass table and uhyutah <3:yutah <3: brb im gonna need a hammerovertaxed mother: YUTA NO HE JUST ONLY HURT HIS FINGERyutah <3: jUSTyutah <3: hIS FINGERS ARE GODLY AND ANYTHING YTHAT HURTS IT WILL DIEyeschengie <3: babe pls calmyutah <3: :cinsatane: ew soft couplesginger taeil: ew singleinsatane: youre single too bithcdodoism: sadginger taeil: no one asked for your opinionshorny flower: guys i just realized somethinghorny flower: jaehyun's part about cheese sounds like he's fucking with the cheesethis is the SEO: goddammit markdodoism: wow ok so i guess theres someone who has a cheese fetish????gayhyun: no its not-dodoism: kinky ass bitch dodoism:

gayhyun: did you just fucking used yourself as a memeovertaxed mother: yes he didgayhyun: iinsatane: WHAT THE FUCK MARKyutah <3: why are we getting off topic all the timeginger taeil: me when i first got added into the group chatyeschengie <3: what did he do nowinsatane: HE FUCKIGNinsatane: WEinsatane: Ihorny flower: myfuckigngeyesinsatane: yOU MEAN OUR FUCKIG EYESovertaxed mother: what did you guys do nowovertaxed mother: do i need to take your phones awayhorny flower: IMCYFURINGinsatane: THIS DUMBASS THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO SEARCH UP FANARTSthis is the SEO: and let me guessthis is the SEO: there wereginger taeil: dont even finish that sentence pleaseovertaxed mother: what did you whores search up now im gonna checkinsatane: BIYCH DELETE IT HURRY DELETE THE HISTORY SERACHhorny flower: I AM YOU HOE 11:27 PM
dysfunctional hell
 <3 small moomin <3: my brain cells hurtdickless: how do your brain cells hurtyeschengie <3: im concerned?<3 small moomin <3: idk everything just hurts lmaodickless: hoe do i need to take you to the doctors<3 small moomin <3: no im fmeasnbfhe3n36t#%^*(6whipped pimp: what the fuckethcuntfuckphin: i put him to sleep ywyeschengie <3:yeschengie <3: well thendickless: control them on my behalfyeschengie <3: no im tiredwhipped pimp: im going to bed yeschengie <3: sameyeschengie <3: promoting regular is tiringdickless: wellyeschengie <3: we're not gonna have this talk again bitchdickless: i JUST BREATHEDinsatane: ha bitchdickless: im leaving this family i dont deserve thiscuntfuckpin: are you sure about thatdickless: do you want me to chop your balls off cuntfuckphin has left the group chat whipped pimp: i cant believe you just scared him off like that whipped pimp has added cuntfuckphin into the group chat yeschengie <3: i thought you were going to bedwhipped pimp: why are you not in beddickless: why are the both of you not in BEDdodoism: FUCKING HELL GO TO SLEEP IM TRYING TO SLEEPinsatane: dw he's just pissy over jaehyun fucking cheesedickless: excuse medodoism: BIITCH NOovertaxed mother: all of you go to bed before i roast all of your dicks in a cauldron :) 1:27 AM insatane: damn im bored nowinsatane: hmmmmmmhorny flower: why are you still up?insatane: idk i cant sleephorny flower: same lolinsatane:insatane: so how's lifehorny flower: p great ig hbuinsatane: decent ig?horny flower: oofinsatane: fucking robloxian horny flower: iinsatane: ok but anywaysinsatane: i have smth to tell youhorny flower: mhminsatane: sohorny flower: mhminsatane: uhhorny flower: mmhminsatane: shut up u assfuckinsatane: anyways, i like youhorny flower: what?insatane: *your hairhorny flower: ohinsatane: yeahinsatane: ..horny flower: anyways, we should go to bed its lateinsatane: we shouldinsatane: gn fuckerhorny flower: what did i ever do to you hoe

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nct nightmare
 <3 small moomin <3: what the fuck @insataneinsatane: btich the fyck yow ant <3 small moomin <3 has removed horny flower from this group chat <3 small moomin <3: you fucker what kind of half assed confession was that yOU EVEN BACKFIRED ITcuntfuckphin: why did you-moist furry: *thinking emoji*moist furry: he dense asfemo as fuck: you thinkemo as fuck: if i were happen to get a girlfriend for examplecuntfuckphin: BITCHemo as fuck: CALM THE FUCK DOWNemo as fuck: like if i were to get one he would think she's my friend from my schoolugly mineral: hell nah hes more dumb and oblivious than thatmoist furry: agreedinsatane: imcfgryuign<3 small moomin <3: i thought i fucking raised you to be a confident assinsatane: yOU NEVER RAISED ME BTICH<3 small moomin <3: SHIT UP BEFORE I WRENCH YOUR ASSemo as fuck: im sorry but what the fuckcuntfuckphin: this is normal i swearinsatane: CONTROL YOUR DAMN BOYFRIEND PELASEugly mineral: lmao hes trapped in my room in a cuddle fest so<3 small moomin <3: youre damn lucky you son of a moist furry: anywaysmoist furry: are we going to add mark back ininsatane: BITHC NO NOT YETemo as fuck:emo as fuck: can you actually man up and confess @ him i did it with chenle so u oughta need to do itinsatane: i want to but like :( ik he wont like me backemo as fuck: do you want me to come over and slap back into your senses? he likes you and he's whipped now please, for the BELOVED of GODemo as fuck: CONFESS TO HIM BEFORE RENJUN ACTUALLY FUCKS YOUR ROOM UP<3 small moomin <3: im about to bitchinsatane: ah fuck you guys finecuntfuckphin: u love usugly mineral: ^moist furry: ^insatane: ok add him back inemo as fuck: when are you actually gonnainsatane: later i swear<3 small moomin <3: bitch you better <3 small moomin <3 has added horny flower into the group chat horny flower: why the fuck was i kicked out-emo as fuck: we were planning to sacrifice youhorny flower: wtfcuntfuckphin: speaking of sacrificingmoist furry: oh godinsatane: BITCH I JUST REMEMBERED SOMETHINGinsatane: TODAY IS OCTOBERugly mineral:moist furry:emo as fuck:<3 small moomin <3:cuntfuckphin:horny flower:horny flower: im disappointedinsatane: thanks hoe 
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 whipped pimp: lmao whos gonna be what for halloween?ginger taeil: last halloween i was bellethis is the SEO: i still cant fucking believe mark was the tin man insatane: im disappointed mark youre supposed to be a role modelhorny flower: LOOKinsatane: no<3 small moomin <3: i still get war flashbacks to the smurf costumedickless: i still have a picture of you and youre so adorable<3 small moomin <3: BITCH DELETE THATyeschengie <3: send that to medickless: okugly mineral: and i was still the adorable loving jaemin <3insatane: you know what you could've been?<3 small moomin <3: he should've been this<3 small moomin <3:

prostitute t-rated: are you saying he should be foodugly mineral: awinsatane: ew stop being softemo as fuck: well maybe if you could *coughs* stop being a pussy *coughs* then you wouldnt be like thatinsatane: look here u btichovertaxed mother: alright kids thats enoughhorny flower: i just realized since its now getting colder the sunrise wont appear at 6 am yetyutah <3: stop being high plsgayhyun:moist furry: somoist furry: i may or may not have dozens of cats in the dormsovertaxed mother: wHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE A DOZEN YOU ALREADY HAVE 3 CATS AT HOME YOURE ALLERGIC TO CATS JENO WYD WYD WYD dodoism: hes panicking againcuntfuckphin: IS THAT WHY I KEPT HEARING MEOWINGSugly mineral: honestly i thought he was the one meowing being the furry he ismoist furry: I THOUGHT YOU'RE MY BOYFRIEND??ugly mineral: and who said i should defend 4 uinsatane: ew since when did you have a furry kinkmoist furry: we're breaking up bitch<3 small moomin <3: HEY NO BREAKING UP IN THIS HOUSEHOLD YOU MOTHERFUCKERSugly mineral: injun we were just joking-cuntfuckphin: yOU MADE hIm cRy dO YoU waNT ME tO ROaST YoUR ASsESALiVeinsatane: dw he a sensitive hoe<3 small moomin <3: :cmoist furry: we're sorry :c<3 small moomin <3: its fine uwu i just thought you guys are actually breaking up-ugly mineral: you know we would neverhorny flower: theres a cat in my roomhorny flower: we'll brbemo as fuck: aightovertaxed mother: finally those 7 shitheads are goneprostitute t-rated: and we're still here to torture youovertaxed mother: dammitginger taeil: can i just sayginger taeil: that weekly idol episode was greatgayhyun: mark was right the rollercoaster dance was funyutah <3: ^whipped pimp: speaking of whichwhipped pimp: where's jungwoo?leader uwu: oh sorry i was cleaningwhipped pimp: its finewhipped pimp: also you seemed really nervous on weekly idol, you ok now? :(leader uwu: yeah uwuleader uwu: sorry for worrying you :cdickless: awdickless: how softyeschengie <3: if donghyuck was here he would've ewedthis is the SEO: so does that mean i used all my luck in rock paper scissorsprostitute t-rated: baisicallyprostitute t-rated: now you're gonna lose in every rock paper scissors for the rest of your life *claps*this is the SEO: shutginger taeil: what time is itleader uwu: umleader uwu: 12 in the afternoondickless: wtf they've been gone for too longdodoism: they have a dozen cats what do you expectgayhyun: wellgayhyun: wouldn't it be easy if they use some food bait and lead them outyutah <3: but what are they gonna do with all of the catsleader uwu:leader uwu: can we keep one or two?（*´▽`*)overtaxed mother: sighovertaxed mother: okmoist furry:

moist furry: LOOK HOW ADORABLE THEY AREmoist furry: im gonna adopt them insatane: yOU ALREADY HAVE 3 JENOemo as fuck: how the fuck were there dozens of them in the first placehorny flower: i ate some kind of lobster meat and im not sure if its raw or notdickless: and they're here againhorny flower: i think i ate something rawovertaxed mother: FOR FUCKING CHRIST'S SAKE MARKleader uwu: jeno do you mind if we can keep some of them?moist furry: yeah suremoist furry: we have more anyways you can come overleader uwu: :D 
4 basic bitches worth 0 cents
 <3 small moomin <3: ok so but like how the fuck were there cats in the first place how did-moist furry: i took one homemoist furry: ... and another one homeinsatane: those cats mustve been busy ugly mineral: im this tempted to kick you<3 small moomin <3: THERE ARE FUCKING CHILDREN HEREinsatane: ;)moist furry: but anyways yeah thats how that happened<3 small moomin <3: im still questioning why i like your dumbassugly mineral: naw bc he's cuteugly mineral: and spicy at the same time<3 small moomin <3: you're not wronginsatane: ewinsatane: disgust<3 small moomin <3: how about try maning up hm?insatane: stop becoming jisung you piece of shitugly mineral:moist furry:<3 small moomin <3: no problem sis <333333insatane: fuck youmoist furry: *fuck markugly mineral: you are unculturedugly mineral: *mark fucking me<3 small moomin <3: i will kick your ass if yall dont stopinsatane: i hate you all wtf why am i in the same group as you hoesugly mineral: meanugly mineral: we're not gardening tools you bitchinsatane: and yetmoist furry: im gonna start giving them outmoist furry: how many do you guys want to keep?<3 small moomin <3: i want one and name it moomin :Dugly mineral: same but nanamoist furry: okmoist furry: i'll have one named nono theninsatane: can i name one mark <3 small moomin <3: aw you miss him already?insatane: shut the fuck up and smother your boyfriends 
dysfunctional hell
 whipped pimp: my uwus got explodedhorny flower: arent you whippedwhipped pimp: im not your mirror hoehorny flower: i-this is the SEO: get clapped backhorny flower: :,)<3 small moomin <3: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmoist furry: who else wants catsleader uwu: UWU look yukhei we have 2 catsleader uwu: what should we name them??whipped pimp: lets name one woo and the other wongleader uwu: uwu!!!yutah <3: so do yall know how its sicheng and i's birthdaysyutah <3: i checked the comments and our fans think i think its our weddingyeschengie <3: aw im not surprisedyutah <3: i wish it was though :((prostitute t-rated: can yall like stop being soft like damn my tea is spoiling here yuta lazily smiled, still happy and overjoyed when the 127 members threw a small ceremony for both his boyfriend and him since it was their birthdays. he was pretty much happy and content that he got to spend more time with the chinese boy, who was sitting across from him. the japanese boy shut his phone off and went over to cuddle with the other. sicheng almost got startled at the sudden contact but he relaxed, realizing it was just yuta."what's got you in such a good mood, prince?" sicheng giggled and reciprocated by cuddling yuta back. yuta's eyes seemed to sparkle with life as his lips curved up into a soft smile."it's just... i'm so glad you're my boyfriend and that we can spend time with each other. it would be great if today was our wedding," the peach haired boy tightened his grip around the light chestnut haired boy. his eyes started to water slightly followed by his cracked voice, "a-and i'm sorry for what i did to you back then. shit, i feel terrible.. i feel like i-i don't deserve you at all..."sicheng patted his back slightly and his lips pursed into a small smile, "don't be, you should think of the present now because that's in the past." 
nct nightmare
 insatane: this ice cream is goodemo as fuck: what flavorinsatane: the souls of the deadcuntfuckphin: the fuck- 
dysfunctional hell
 horny flower: so likehorny flower: why does hyuck look dead inside while eating his ice creamemo as fuck: MMMMMMM<3 small moomin <3: idk how about you talk to himinsatane: this is how i look when i eat ice cream bitchmoist furry: oBJECTIONyutah <3: this isnt phoenix wright ace attorney what the fuck-ugly mineral: im abandoning you imceryutjhnprostitute t-rated: so like since its halloween what are we gonna dress up asginger taeil: idk everyone else are busy doing makeup for halloween as well as dressing upyeschengie <3: WE SHOULD DO MATCHING FACE PAINT YUTAyutah <3: thats a gooD IDEAdodoism: why the hell are there cheese pack everywhere as if satan just shitted them everywhere after having hell burritosginger taeil: what kind of description is thatgayhyun:dodoism: yoonohgayhyun:dodoism: YOONOHovertaxed mother: is that why i fucking smelled cheeseovertaxed mother: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED TO THE MAIN ROOM WHY ARE THERE CHEESE ONTHE DECORATIONS everyone was preparing for their costume and doing their makeup by their stylists. despite their schedule, they were having fun. dongyoung was done with his makeup and he was in his costume. he was the first witness to enter the main room to discover packs of cheese everywhere and already knew it was from yoonoh because of his cheese addiction. he sighed and decided to wait for the others, not bothering with the cheese. eventually, everyone else came to the main room dressed up."woah, what the fuck yoonoh," youngho picked up a pack of cheese from the banners with his furry paw of tony the tiger. yoonoh shrugged and snatched the piece of cheese and ate it. chittaphon scrunched his nose in disgust because who knew how long the cheese was there for without being refrigerated. "how long has that even been there?""oh, like yesterday," yoonoh plopped down onto the couch with an oof. dongyoung finished googling on his phone if cheese can go bad unrefrigerated and looked up. "well i mean, the cheese might have shitty quality but it didn't go bad so like-""WHAT'S UP BITCHES!" chenle slid in and tripped over on his own red balloon for his pennywise costume, followed by renjun in his peter pan costume with a disappointed look on his face. everyone soon crowded the main room with various and unique costumes, chattering away for the night until it started to die down from the boredom engulfing them. donghyuck, who was in his michael jackson costume, had a brilliant ass idea for the night."i have an ide-""stop right there. every idea you come up with is shitty and terrible. and usually they make us regret living," taeyong was in distress while sipping his wine. donghyuck tsked slightly and pouted. "i was about to suggest that we should play truth or dare for the night-""is it parental guidance appropriate?"the young boy started to get irritated after getting interrupted again, "STOP FUCKING INTERRUPTING ME AND YES IT IS- i think.""that's not assuring at all?" mark interjected in a confusing tone. but since everyone was bored out of their minds, they decided to go with donghyuck's idea of truth or dare because there is nothing wrong with that game, or is it? after everyone positioned themselves in a circle in the main room, donghyuck grabbed an empty bottle and placed it on the wooden floor in the center of the circle. they had already decided who should go first by playing many rounds of rock, paper, and scissors. jisung was the victim and had to go first. his fingertips were touching the neck of the bottle and pushed it, making it spin and landing on taeil."oh god, why me?" taeil groaned, anticipating for jisung. the orange haired boy seemed to have thought out some good truth questions and dares when his lips pursed into an evil smirk. "truth or dare, hyung?"the boy in a mailman started contemplating the choices. if i choose truth, he might ask me who i like? or even worse. but the dare is equally as bad as that- but the dare won't be as horrible because i don't have to tell who my crush is... right?  the mailman boy started to overcomplicate it but he finally chose dare, thinking it won't be as bad. oh no, he was wrong. "dare..?"the smirk on jisung's lips grew even wider. and that made taeil realize that he fucked himself up."i dare you to..."

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nct nightmare
 insatane: i cANT RBETHEinsatane: JISUNG WHYemo as fuck: lolcuntfuckphin: THERES TEARS IN MY EYES cuntfuckphin: YOURE GONNA BE FUCKED IVER JISUGN I CANTemo as fuck: not unless taeil hyung catches me alivehorny flower: BITHC DO YUO KNOW WHAT HES CAPABLE OFhorny flower: hE CAN BREAK IN ANY MOMENT AND FIND YOU AND TEAR YOUR ASS OVER THE FIREmoist furry: isnt that a little exaggeratedugly mineral: exactly<3 small moomin <3: i just had a mental image and imcuntfuckphin: bITCH WYD DONT INVADE MINEinsatane: EEWEWEWEWemo as fuck: whta the fuck are you guys thinking aboutugly mineral: EW WHAT THE FUCK INJUN I THOUGHT YOU WERE PURE<3 small moomin <3: HEY YOU GOT NO ROOM YOU LITTLE MOTHERFUCKER<3 small moomin <3: DONT THINK I DIDNT NOTICE YOU TAKING PICTURES OF ME IN MY BOXERS insatane: GET EXPOSED BITCHugly mineral: THEY WERE FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSEShorny flower: why the fuck are y'all nasty and unholy moist furry: im sorry but you're the one who needs church and jesusmoist furry: bitch you were also part of writing the drippin lyrics aND I KNOW IT'S ABOUT FUCKIN CUM insatane: ugh my voice has been tainted from singing that song smhhorny flower: THEN HOW THE FUCK YOU KNOW WHAT CUM IS BITCH??moist furry:<3 small moomin <3: am i the only one who didnt know what it was at firstcuntfuckphin: nahemo as fuck:emo as fuck: nahugly mineral: DID YOU JUST FUCKING HESITATEugly mineral: WHAT HAPPENED TO MY PURE ANGEL BABYugly mineral: WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YALL TAUGHT HIMmoist furry: no one is pure in this hell holehorny flower: we're getting off topic again im cryugn 
fucked up hell but not too fucked up
 this is the SEO: im not okgayhyun: 'im not a furry' my assthis is the SEO: LOOKprostitute t-rated: and why the fuck am i dating a furryprostitute t-rated: EW does that mean our babies will be half furriesdodoism: why are you here againprostitute t-rated: why not dodoism has kicked prostitute t-rated from this group chat yeschengie <3: ohyutah <3: can someone explain why mark is cryinginsatane: oh no he was laughing and fell off the bed and ate salty chips and now hes both in physical and emotional pain and high from laughingovertaxed mother: mark control yourself goddammithorny flower: IM COKAYthis is the SEO: no you're notgayhyun: mark we can literally hear you across several roomsinsatane: [attached video]overtaxed mother: who the fuck gave him cocaineinsatane: hopefully no oneyutah <3: im concernedyeschengie <3: ^dodoism: hey guys have you seen taeilgayhyun: uhhhhhhh nothis is the SEO: didn't he walk out with a shovelleader uwu: a shovel..?overtaxed mother: why a shovelleader uwu: maybe he's going to plant flowers?insatane: in the middle of fallhorny flower: hLSKFJW563'::...MDHgayhyun: someone control himdodoism: yeah but there are types of flowers in fallinsatane: look here smartassdodoism: noyeschengie <3: calm ya selves before i shove these sporks up your assesthis is the SEO: and where the fuck did you get thoseyutah <3: dont question himyutah <3: he's starting to collect sporks and im scaredovertaxed mother: no shitovertaxed mother: sicheng what are you doing with thoseyeschengie <3: to eat and love these sporks you uncultured swinesleader uwu:

leader uwu: well i must say this type of technology is very intellectdodoism: it's just combining a spoon and a fork together what's so special about ityeschengie <3: EXCUSE ME BITCH SPORKS MAKE YOUR LIVES EASIERyeschengie <3: YOU CAN EAT SALADS WITH THESEdodoism: ok but-yutah <3: he will actually shove the sporks up your ass if you continue to-overtaxed mother: ALRIGHT KIDS LET'S SETTLE DOWN BEFORE I WHIP YOU ALLovertaxed mother: @insatane how's that little shithead doinginsatane: he's still crying and it's been an hourthis is the SEO: i canthorny flower: IMF OSBIGNG IMNTOT COJSHgayhyun: 
dysfunctional hell
 overtaxed mother: someone PLEASE explain to me why mark is still dyingemo as fuck:cuntfuckphin:moist furry:overtaxed mother: explainmoist furry: so like i told him a joke<3 small moomin <3: noah fence but that joke was shitty and even lucas didn't laugh to thatmoist furry: aRE yOu My bOyFriEnD OR NoTinsatane: i agree that joke was shittywhipped pimp: oh is he still dyinginsatane: YES HE JUST WIPED OUT 2 BOXES OF TISSUES AND HE'S COUGHING WHILE LAUGHING AND CRYING LIKE A MANIACdickless: what the fuck-prostitute t-rated: so as we can tell he's not okaythis is the SEO: no shitwhipped pimp: how long has it been-insatane: an hour and a halfugly mineral: among the many possible medical ways that laughing too hard can kill you - - ruptured brain aneurysm, cardiac arrest, collapsed lung, strangulated hernia, gelastic seizures, stroke and asphyxiation.yutah <3: sweetie what the fUCKhorny flower: hOW CNA FUU DEI FITKM SA;LUGHGJNovertaxed mother: our main talent is scaring each other apparentlyleader uwu: i heard crashing noisesinsatane: oopsemo as fuck: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DOhorny flower: wHAT THE HELL THAT HURTovertaxed mother: WHAtgayhyun: let me guessgayhyun: you threw a chair at himinsatane: yesleader uwu: that must've hurtwhipped pimp: im sobbign<3 small moomin <3: clapsdickless: im worriedyeschengie <3: OHyeschengie <3: does anyone have sporksdickless: whyprostitute t-rated: whycuntfuckphin:dodoism: dont question himyutah <3: ^cuntfuckphin: well i mean i have an unlimited edition spork-emo as fuck: rich asscuntfuckphin: you want me to beat your assmoist furry: hey that isn't very niceugly mineral: like youmoist furry: WHAT DID I DO<3 small moomim <3: oh i know<3 small moomin <3: exposing your fucking nips and abs to the entire world thats what bitchinsatane: keep your fucking gay to yourselvesyeschengie <3: can i have your sporkcuntfuckphin: what do i get in returnyeschengie <3: unlimited edition jisung picturescuntfuckphin: fucking dealemo as fuck: WAIT WHAT UNLIMITED EDITION PICTURESemo as fuck: I DONT REMEMBER SHOOTING FOR THEMcuntfuckphin: who said it wasemo as fuck: IVE LEARNED CHINESE AND I KNOW I READ UNLIMITED EIDITION PICTURESyeschengie <3: wowyeschengie <3: thank taeyong uwuemo as fuck: YOU BITCH @overtaxed motherovertaxed mother: CALL ME THAT ONE MORE TIME AND IM GONNA GROUND YOUR PITY ASSemo as fuck: WHEN THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE THEMovertaxed mother: wellcuntfuckphin: shut i want this to be a surprisecuntfuckphin: btw how many do you haveyeschengie <3: roughly 25cuntfuckphin: oh shit they better be goodyeschengie <3: dw they areyeschengie <3: especially baby photos that nctzens never got their hands on uwucuntfuckphin: FUCK YEAHemo as fuck: FUCK NOcuntfuckphin: jisuuuung~ i get to see your baby pictures (n ͡o ꒳ ͡o )n<3 small moomin <3: aw 2:55 PM prositute t-rated: what was i supposed to do againgayhyun: hop off a bridgeprostitute t-rated: rudeovertaxed mother: im concerned where the fuck is taeilyutah <3: didnt youngho say that he was outside shovelingdickless: honeydickless: no one shovels for that longprostitute t-rated: is he possiblyprostitute t-rated: masturbating??leader uwu: whatdodoism: EW WHAT THE FUCK TENemo as fuck: may i ask what the fuck that meansovertaxed mother: noovertaxed mother: go play with chenle in the kiddie cornercuntfuckphin: YEAH WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF ROLEPLAYING AND HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE MR. FIN'S BEST FRIENDcuntfuckphin: GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITgayhyun: damn okthis is the SEO: ahthis is the SEO: dont we just love innocencewhipped pimp: and im sure as hell none of us have thatleader uwu: ??whipped pimp: except you bc ur still pureleader uwu: ???overtaxed mother: arent the dreamies still innocentthis is the SEO: oh hell nogayhyun: mark isnt innocent at all we all know thatyeschengie <3: and donghyuckinsatane: HEY DONT DRAG ME INTO THIS<3 small moomin <3: they dont call me pure boy of nct dream for nothingugly mineral: um<3 small moomin <3: nana :)ugly mineral:ugly mineral: im scared hold memoist furry: nohorny flower: i accidentally choked on onion juicewhipped pimp: what the fuckyutah <3: holy shit cells at work is goodyutah <3: and they say ANIME DOESN'T EDUCATE PEOPLEyeschengie <3: whatyutah <3: its an anime about cellsdickless: interestingdickless: so how do cells have sexdodoism: that is not-this is the SEO: dont cells just have sexyutah <3: dont they just splitprostitute t-rated: but that isnt sexprostitute t-rated: sex involves combining horny flower has left the group chatinsatane has left the group chat emo as fuck: i just checked my phone for a notification from twitter and this is what i get emo as fuck has removed cuntfuckphin from this group chatemo as fuck has left the group chatugly mineral has left the group chat<3 small moomin <3 has left the group chatmoist furry has left the group chat overtaxed mother: THANKS YOU SCARED THEM OFFprostitute t-rated: npleader uwu: why did they..?gayhyun: no questions askeddodoism: brb im gonna bleach my shirt and die from sniffing the bleach odordickless: have fun with thatwhipped pimp: sometimes i think to myself if i regret joining nctyeschengie <3: .. samethis is the SEO: this is normal and happens everydaythis is the SEO: get used to it like how i didgayhyun: i cant believe you left america for thisthis is the SEO: sameyutah <3: alexa play despacito moist furry has joined the group chat moist furry: i heard despacitoovertaxed mother: the fuck you doing heremoist furry: roodmoist furry: also im getting concerned bc where in the name of hell is taeilthis is the SEO: i just checked outside and he's not there-dodoism: at least we will only have 17 membersyutah <3: i love how you say that as you eat a sandwichprostitute t-rated: you scammerprostitute t-rated: you didn't bleach your shitprostitute t-rated: *shirtdickless: same thingovertaxed mother: ^dodoism: that's because i wanted a sandwich you crack assyeschengie <3: did i hear that correctly?yeschengie <3: taeil is gone?this is the SEO: well i mean-yeschengie <3: now i dont have to deal with 2 people trying to give me affectionyutah <3: hEYyeschengie <3: <33yutah <3: :cmoist furry: you know i regret joining back in i dont need no sappy gayleader uwu: speak of yourselfwhipped pimp: did he justgayhyun: yesgayhyun: yes he didmoist furry: lOOKmoist furry: we're not THAT sappy or smthovertaxed mother: are you sure about thatmoist furry: yesovertaxed mother: alrightovertaxed mother: then what is renjun and jaemin doing nowmoist furry:moist furry: kissing rngayhyun: ew -donghyuckyutah <3: why is-gayhyun: i dropped my phone into the toilet -donghyuckgayhyun: AND IT WAS MARK'S FAULT -donghyuckgayhyun: HEY THAT WASNT MY FAULT -markdodoism: im confused as fuck what-this is the SEO: im assuming they stole yoonoh's phoneovertaxed mother: probablyprostitute t-rated:gayhyun: FUCK YOU YOU JUST FLUSHED MY PHONE DOWN THE TOIELKTJ -donghyuckgayhyun: I WAS TRYING TO GET IT OUT -markgayhyun: [attached video] moist furry has added emo as fuck, cuntfuckphin, and 3 more into the group chat cuntfuckphin: what did i just-leader uwu: wait then where's mark's phone if donghyuck's got flushedgayhyun: oh its in his room but i locked it -donghyuckgayhyun: i STILL CANT BELIEVE YOU -markovertaxed mother: im crying why are you shitheads a messgayhyun: bc we are duh -donghyuckdickless: i come back from making a smoothie to witness all of this shitgayhyun: yes -markwhipped pimp: sips teaemo as fuck: where can i disown myselfovertaxed mother: you cantemo as fuck: then i can disown all of yougayhyun: no you cant -markdodoism: no you cantyutah <3: no you cantdickless: no you cantovertaxed mother: no you cantwhipped pimp: no you cantleader uwu: no you cantyeschengie <3: no you cantcuntfuckphin: is that possibleemo as fuck: if you are a teenager, the legal way to disown your family is to become "emancipated" from them. this means you'll be legally treated as an adult with the right to make your own decisions, and your parents will no longer be your legal guardians. in most states, you have to be over 16 to pursue emancipation.emo as fuck: BYE BITCHESovertaxed mother: HELL NOemo as fuck:

overtaxed mother: BITCHcuntfuckphin: iprostitute t-rated: ARE YOU ACTUALLYthis is the SEO:gayhyun: PUT THAT DOWN YOU PIECE OF SHIT -markemo as fuck: :) 3:01 PM horny flower: wow i finally got my phone fuck youinsatane: <3insatane: thanks for buying me a new oneprostitute t-rated: can i just sayprostitute t-rated: how the fuck is your phone in my toiletinsatane: what the fuckhorny flower: thats intere%$%_4'hjkinsatane: mark u okinsatane:insatane: mark ?overtaxed mother: good that little shit died<3 small moomin <3: im concernedemo as fuck: i am because if he died then jaemin is gonna be our new leader and hELL NO am i gonna have to put up with thatugly mineral: jiiiiiiiiiiiissssssssuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnggggggggggggggiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeeee~~~~~~~emo as fuck: i think it's time for me to take my leavemoist furry: here's a heads upmoist furry: he's literally heading to your room rnemo as fuck: SHITdodoism: that would be a great horror movieyutah <3: "park jisung lived a normal life as a high school student. that was until something- or someone lurked around and he felt like he was being followed. that's where his life turned upside down, where his life is now full of fear."prostitute t-rated: holy shit that's actually a good synopsis moist furry: im crying why<3 small moomin <3: if jaemin was in a horror movie he would kill anyone with fear before he throws his affection at theminsatane: btwinsatane: is taeil back yetthis is the SEO: yeah he said he was just buying groceriesdodoism: im pretty sure groceries dont take that longyeschengie <3: oh nohorny flower: hi im aliveinsatane: tf happened to youhorny flower: i choked on my spritedickless: not shockedleader uwu: clapswhipped pimp: thats- wowemo as fuck: i still cant believe you locked the suitcase into a caseovertaxed mother: thats what you get for trying to leave hell bitchcuntfuckphin: shouldnt you be running for your life rnemo as fuck: oh jaemin's busy with jenoyutah <3: as inemo as fuck: idk<3 small moomin <3: my eyes burnyutah <3: called itemo as fuck: oh yeah markhorny flower: noemo as fuck: whathorny flower: nohorny flower: fuck off jisungemo as fuck: wh-horny flower: and kindly return back into your father's spermovertaxed mother:overtaxed mother: i woULD like to SAY that is not nice-insatane: mark u okprostitute t-rated: someone explain to me why mark is taped to the wallthis is the SEO: how's he able to type thenemo as fuck: wait a secondemo as fuck: is that u taeilhorny flower: no it's teletubbyemo as fuck: yup it's himleader uwu: why did you tape mark to the wallleader uwu: im concerned<3 small moomin <3: sips tea and watchescuntfuckphin: OH maybe he's still salty at what happened on halloween 
"i dare you to..."

taeil was anticipating for the dare because he knew he already fucked up for himself and since jisung was a shithead, he was definitely going to make him do something dumb—like maybe prank call someone or dance outside naked. oh but no, the next words that jisung said was far worse.

"call your crush and you can't call in another room, it must be in here," the maknae's smirk grew even wider as he watched taeil's composed face morph into a panicked state. the older groaned and grabbed his phone out and hesitantly opened his contacts. he scrolled through it trying to find a specific name with everyone's eyes on him.

"wait—taeil has a crush? HOW COME NO ONE INFORMED ME??" chenle shrieked with renjun slapping a hand to his mouth. renjun rolled his eyes as if the other was the stupidest person on earth. "if you actually paid attention, a little birdie told us the tea the other day."
"was it that tea?"
"obviously you dumbass."

by the time taeil scrolled down to the 't' section of his contacts, his finger hovered over a contact name. 'taeyong.' well shit, is he really going to do it? call him while everyone is in a circle in the main room, where everyone can hear his phone ring? he clicked on the contact name and before he got to click on the phone button, taeyong stood up.

"i'm gonna go use the restroom, be right back," he dusted himself and youngho called out, "did you have too much juice?"

the boy in some sailor uniform snorted, "probably."

yes! now he can call him without anyone hearing his phone ring. perfect, taeil thought to himself. he confidently clicked on the call button and looked at jisung with a smug look. "by the way, do i have to have the person answer the call?"

and that's where his smug expression fell because the shithead was evil as ever. "of course, and make sure to put it on loud speaker," the younger crossed his arms in a cocky way. well, now taeil is fucked because they all will know. he pressed the microphone icon or whatever it was with the phone being on its third ring. the phone then picked up and it sounded as though the sink was running, but the person turned it off.

"hyung? why are you calling me right now?"

wait a fucking second... jisung knew that voice sounded familiar. it's not like he knew WHO was taeil's crush but he received knowledge that taeil did in fact have a crush.

"TAEYONG HYUNG??" the maknae blurted out and everyone's eyes widened—except for chittaphon's.

"guys what the fuck, why am i being called right now in the bathroom?" taeyong sounded really lost on the other side of the phone, but he didn't know the reason why taeil called him. the boy in mailman costume sighed and whispered into the phone. "i'll talk to you later."

after hanging up, the older scowled at chittaphon who was eating a piece of cracker. "i can't believe i told you and you decided to slip it to everyone."

"honey, you know better than to not trust me because once i have tea, i spill it," chittaphon flipped his mona lisa wig in a sassy way that had youngho facepalm. taeyong came back from the bathroom and sat back down in the circle, giving taeil a weird look—which made him want to die in a hole. after a few more rounds of the game, everyone was practically ripping each other's throat by giving the most vicious truth or dares to the point few people get exposed.
 
it was now one in the morning and everyone needed to go to bed.

"so, who's cleaning with me?" taeyong picked up wrappers and empty glasses. since he had wonderful members, they all ditched him so he can clean all the mess and take off their costumes. the only person who was still there was taeil and he was nice enough to help him out. it took time to clean the mess that everyone left but the silence between them was comforting instead of awkward. taeil licked his lips, trying to come up with something to talk about. "um-

"what did you want to tell me two hours ago?" taeyong managed to speak first before the other got to. oh, that's right! he still needed to clear things up with the younger. "right..."

they sat on the couches after they cleaned everything until it was sparkling. the older twiddled with his fingers, finding the proper words to use. "okay, well, while you were in the bathroom, jisung dared me to call someone that i like-"

"oh! is that it? well you could've told me before—but thanks for calling me though, i like you too, hyung," the younger patted the other on the back with a smile on his face, "but you could've called someone else, you know. i almost dropped my phone into the toilet."

that's where taeil almost choked on his own spit.

did he just get hyung-zoned?
 overtaxed mother: ?? but i dont see anything wrong calling someone you likecuntfuckphin: look we found another oblivious hoedickless: i cant believe thisemo as fuck: im just gonna go facepalm rnovertaxed mother: also at least get mark off the wall and give his phone back, hyunghorny flower: khorny flower: brbprostitute t-rated: why does it feel like he's gonna kill meemo as fuck: you're not the only one 3:20 PM horny flower: im alivethis is the SEO: wheres taeil-ginger taeil: you called?leader uwu: we were making sure you were alive!ginger taeil: how thoughtfulemo as fuck: soginger taeil: no fuck offemo as fuck: i WASNT TALKING TO YOU BITCHemo as fuck: anyways, why is mark snorkeling dorito dustmoist furry: mARK STOP WHAT THE FUCLwhipped pimp: i can tell he wants to end himselfwhipped pimp: dorito dusts are painful let me tell you thatleader uwu: and how do you know of this...?whipped pimp: WELLinsatane: no<3 small moomin <3: i have a questioninsatane: mhm<3 small moomin <3: shouldn't you stop mark from snorkeling any more dorito dustinsatane: mmmmmmmmmhorny flower: FUCK ME I SLINGSHOTTED A BOTTLE CAP INTO MY EYEinsatane: gladlyhorny flower: whatinsatane: whatdickless: YALL ARE 3 STOPovertaxed mother: ^^^cuntfuckphin: are you saying we're embryos thenyeschengie <3: no you guys are spermsdodoism: factswhipped pimp: ive been wondering why people are asking who's in the maknae line in nct dream when they all are the maknae lineprostitute t-rated: mind blowngayhyun: is that sarcasmprostitute t-rated: no that's your mom's assgayhyun: damn ok 
4 basic bitches worth 0 cents
 insatane: yall i need moral support<3 small moomin <3: why are you fIna L lY confessing your UNDYING FUCKING LOVE to mark??insatane: shut the hell up i can always go to jisung<3 small moomin <3: you can if you want because these 2 hoes are busy doing their businessinsatane: ewinsatane: anyways help me bitch i can always depend on you even though you almost destroyed my room<3 small moomin <3: well anyways make sure to not make your confession cheesy or sappy as fuck because idk who eveb like those kinds of shit<3 small moomin <3: second be unique but not too unique<3 small moomin <3: also you need to chill the fuck out and not panic if it doesnt look like it's going your way like i mean ik mark is a dumbass but he can't be more of a dumbass even though he's oblivious<3 small moomin <3: but just remember that he also likes you too and don't doubt it- but he can also be a panicked gay<3 small moomin <3: but yeah if you guys end up together (99.8%) pls dont be nasty and kiss anywher and anytime yall can bc that shit is disgustinginsatane: well damninsatane: thanks though<3 small moomin <3: np<3 small moomin <3: even though you're an asshat, i love and care about you and want you to be happy with mark<3 small moomin <3: if he's a dumbass again and hurts you dont hesitate to call me so i can beat the shit out of him uwuinsatane: ugh i know i could count on you<3 small moomin <3: yeah yeah now go get em tigerinsatane: hsjddkd 
insatane, emo as fuck
 insatane: ok shut the fuck up but i got some moral support from renjun and i need some from youemo as fuck: bitch are you actuallyinsatane: yes bitchinsatane: anything you wanna tell me b4 i actually do itemo as fuck: mmmemo as fuck: wellemo as fuck: all i can say is that if anything goes wrong you can come over to my room so we can watch a movie marathoninsatane: thanksinsatane: ok gotta go  
insatane, horny flower
 insatane: yo bitchinsatane: i rarely pm you but this is importanthorny flower: ??horny flower: well before you do tell me i have smth more important to tell youinsatane: what hurry up bitchhorny flower: come to the cafeteriainsatane: mark im sorry but are you asking me to FUCKING GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND GO ON THE ELEVATOR TO THE CAFETERIAhorny flower: yesinsatane: fuck you hold on donghyuck flopped out of bed and trudged out of his room, grumbling. he had something important to tell him but mark had other plans which involved him having to walk. by the time he got to the main lobby, he walked to the elevator, stepped in, and chose a floor. the door closed and the box moved down with the slightly tanned boy who casually whistled to the elevator music. wonder what's so important for me to go to the cafeteria. why can't we just text over our phones? eh, oh well, he thought.the moving box came to a stop and a ding was heard. the elevator opened again and the boy stepped out, making his way to the cafeteria. ah, how he remembered when he watched the dreamies go hunting for their team managers.when he got to the cafeteria, he saw mark's back facing him, and he assumed he was waiting for him. his heart skipped a beat. his palms slightly clammy. why was he feeling this way? snap out of it, donghyuck smacked himself but not too loud. his foot hesitantly stepped into the cafeteria and it looked like mark heard him enter because he turned around and smiled, waving for him to come and sit. okay, this is fucking weird."mark, how can this possibly be important? you know how painful it was to get out of my room?" donghyuck put up his usual act and sat across from mark. the canadian grinned and rubbed the back of his nape. "sorry, man."donghyuck's eyes drifted to the small medium-ish box that was in front of the other. the box looked... decorative? it was obvious because of the white wrappings and the red ribbon that was cutely tied into a bow, "anyways, what did you want to tell me?" he watched how the canadian fidgeted, playing with the ribbon."well, before i tell you, i want to clarify that we're still friends... right?" the canadian timidly asked, completely different from how he usually acted. the korean started to get more and more concerned because when and where the fuck has mark acted this nervous and timid? was this something serious? oh shit, does he have a boyfriend? girlfriend?  "the fuck kind of question is that? of course!""okay, well, be open-minded about this but..."donghyuck grew nervous and he tapped his foot lightly in an anxious manner."i like you- but not in that way. more of the like-like way, y'know?"wait, what? donghyuck took a minute to process the information before it finally hit him. mark likes him. this can't be happening, it must be a dream right out of a fanfiction. but he wanted to make sure it's actually not a dream. "mark, stop joking. do you actually really like me?""why would i be joking, hyuck? does that mean you don't... like me? well i mean it's fine tho-""no, you shithead, i'm just making sure you're being serious because i like you too," the younger interrupted the older with tints spreading on his cheeks. both of them were quite in shock that they like each other back. suddenly, the older boy reached with his hand and held the younger's, his thumb rubbing on his knuckles. "i'm actually glad, because i didn't want to eat this cake by myself.""you made that?""i guess? i wanted to make it special.""you sure it's not poisoned or somethi-""appreciate my cooking skills for once, hyuck. by the way, what did you want to tell me?" mark chuckled in a way that made donghyuck swoon over. his chuckle sounded so beautiful. he was snapped out of his thoughts and immediately responded. "oh no, i already told you but originally i was supposed to be the one confessing to you."the cafeteria was filled with the laughter of the two boys. they were both happy, indeed. after they cleared out everything, mark had unwrapped the box to reveal an average sized cake that was shaped into a heart. the frosting looked neat and to donghyuck, the cake looked amazing even though mark can barely cook eggs. he dipped his finger on the frosting and swiped it onto mark's nose, earning a small protest from him. the other did the same because donghyuck was brought to a surprise when he felt the cold frosting on his cheek, making him yelp a little."by the way, how long did it take you to make it?" the young boy looked at the older lovingly, admiring how dedicated he was to make a cake which probably took him forever. "uh, around two or three days because i kept messing up." moments later, the cafeteria became silent again. a comfortable silence washed over them. oh, that's right! donghyuck was supposed to ask something important."hey, so, what does this make us?""um.. boyfriends?""boyfriends it is."

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dysfunctional hell
 emo as fuck: damnemo as fuck: school can go suck on my tootsie rollprostitute t-rated: for a moment i thought he was gonna say dickovertaxed mother: wash your unholy mind you whoreprostitute t-rated: excuse me<3 small moomin <3: same here jisung<3 small moomin <3: good thing i graduatedemo as fuck: shushemo as fuck: school piles too much work and the projects are SHITemo as fuck: THE EXAMS ARE EVEN SHITTIERemo as fuck: they just stress kids out honestlycuntfuckphin: there thereemo as fuck: u-udickless: dawwwcuntfuckphin: i'll come and cuddle ok?emo as fuck: plsinsatane: sips coca cola<3 small moomin <3: THERE YOU ARE YOU LITTLE SHIT<3 small moomin <3: CHECK THE GROUP CHATinsatane: which<3 small moomin <3: YOU DUMB FUCK THE 0 LINER ONEinsatane: who<3 small moomin <3: BITCHyeschengie <3: calm thyselfyutah <3: it's no useleader uwu: sometimes..leader uwu: im really worried for this group chat and everyonethis is the SEO: well get used to it buddythis is the SEO: i left america for thisgayhyun: and left america to be a fucking orange furry from a cereal box brandprostitute t-rated: im still fucking-this is the SEO: LOOK I RAN OUT OF IDEAS-dodoism: you and your american assginger taeil: agreedleader uwu:leader uwu: im still concernedwhipped pimp: dont bedickless: you're saying that and yet you do things that are concerningwhipped pimp: yesdickless: foolyeschengie <3: ahh, i hope the new china line members won't be dumbasses just like the one we have right now!whipped pimp: HEYdodoism: you know yangyangovertaxed mother: yesdodoism: i sometimes wonder how many mona lisa's he hasprostitute t-rated: i feel specialthis is the SEO: nahprostitute t-rated: shut the hell up you furry ass bitchyutah <3: sometimes i cant believe you guys are datingginger taeil: ^<3 small moomin <3: can someone get hyuck he's being an ass and wont get on our gcleader uwu: use forcedickless: how about we dont<3 small moomin <3: i have a mace ready soovertaxed mother: oh hell no bitch 
4 basic bitches worth 0 cents
 <3 small moomin <3: get on you piece of shit<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insatane<3 small moomin <3: @insataneinsatane: FUCK YOU WHAT YOU WANT FROM MY GODLY EXISTENCE<3 small moomin <3: for you to GET THE FUCK ON BECAUSE WE NEED THE TEA NOW BITCHmoist furry: ^jun filled us in what happened yesterday so we need to know what happened nextinsatane: fuck yallugly mineral: are you sure about thatinsatane: you're an assugly mineral: but i have a pretty ass<3 small moomin <3: can we not talk about assesinsatane: anywaysinsatane: so apparently mark made me go to the cafeteriamoist furry: and theninsatane: he waited for me and he had cake with him- and did i mention he made the cakeugly mineral: woah hold upugly mineral: did we ALL heard that correctlymoist furry: technically-ugly mineral: shut your handsome face up<3 small moomin <3: mark? made? a? cake?<3 small moomin <3: BITCH GORDAN RAMSAY ROASTED HIS EGG COOKING SKILLS<3 small moomin <3: AND HE CAN BARELY MAKE TOASTS WITHOUT SETTING THE TOASTER ON FIRE WHAT THE FUCKmoist furry: how long did that take himinsatane: 2-3 days and we ate the cake, it was actually goodinsatane: btw he was the one who confessed firstugly mineral: i call dedication right there<3 small moomin <3: but did he even clean the kitcheninsatane: uhmoist furry: hey guys why are there egg shells on the ceilinginsatane: how the fuck-insatane: this motherfucker i cant why am i dating him<3 small moomin <3: SO YOU GUYS ARE OFFICIAL NOW???insatane: we havent announced it to the others yet but somewhat yes igugly mineral: should we tell mark that he forgot to clean the kitcheninsatane: mm 
dysfunctional hell
 insatane: hey markinsatane: markinsatane: MARKovertaxed mother: he's using the bathroominsatane: no shitginger taeil: damnyeschengie <3: is it considered being pregnant if your stomach hurtsdodoism: wtf dodoism: and no you're a guyyeschengie <3: in fanfics they usually happendickless: sweetiedickless: they're fanficsdickless: fan fictionsdickless: fictionthis is the SEO: alright kids let's learn the basics; the difference between nonfiction and fictionyeschengie <3: stfuyutah <3: sichengie, baby, you're not pregnantyutah <3: maybe you have an upset stomach<3 small moomin <3: what did i justginger taeil: i wouldve been fucking concerned if sicheng got pregnantdickless: i wouldve chopped off someone's dickyutah <3: WHY ARE YOU GLARING AT ME I DID NOTHINGugly mineral: poor hyunginsatane: how sadmoist furry: alexa play mark's graduationemo as fuck: that's too far you little bitchwhipped pimp: i even felt that the fuck<3 small moomin <3: look what you didmoist furry: hey not my fault i was told to never mention despacito overtaxed mother: why despacitoovertaxed mother: why thisovertaxed mother: jaemin why are you dating this crackheadugly mineral: why notdickles: sometimes i wonder why and how you're dating jeno<3 small moomin <3: samecuntfuckphin: are yall seriously-<3 small moomin <3: yeswhipped pimp: where's markprostitute t-rated: hELLO? KOREAN HERE??insatane: get used to it /sigh/leader uwu: i regret leaving this chat for a few minuteswhipped pimp: aw it's okwhipped pimp: youll be adjusted to ityeschengie <3: question is, will the rookies even adjust to itdodoism: you know ive heard rumors that nomin will be put in nct chinamoist furry: tf i can barely say hi in-emo as fuck: we spoke chinese for an interviewemo as fuck: we sang and rapped in chinese for we go upemo as fuck: is you DEAF<3 small moomin <3: apparentlymoist furry: HEYhorny flower: hi i have risen from the bathroom breakinsatane: yes hiinsatane: so insatane: markhorny flower: yeinsatane: you forgot to clean the kitchenhorny flower:overtaxed mother: isnt the kitchen clean the last time i checkedhorny flower:moist furry: i would like to clarify that there are egg shells on the ceilingovertaxed mother: excuse mehorny flower:whipped pimp: mark's ass is busted PDFTFovertaxed mother: my lovely, lovely child. what the fuck did you do to the kitchen?horny flower:horny flower: suddenly i remembered to go water my linesyeschengie <3: at least give me some horny flower has left the group chat yeschengie <3: wow fuck youovertaxed mother: MARK MOTHERFUCKING LEEdodoism: not surprised you exposed himinsatane: c;ginger taeil: i just walked into the kitchen to witness taeyong holding up a broom threateningly at mark as he's on top of the ceiling fan where the egg shells jeno mentioned are atprostitute t-rated: MOVE OVER HOE I NEED TO RECORD THISleader uwu: every day you guys give me fucking anxietythis is the SEO: i feel badgayhyun: you shouldprostitute t-rated: [attached video]prostitute t-rated: [attached videoemo as fuck: no wonder i heard screaming all the way from herecuntfuckphin: sademo as fuck: stfu and cuddle me bitchyutah <3: young lovedodoism: ^dickless: cant relateginger taeil: CANT RELATEemo as fuck: that's saddickless: u motherfucker stfUginger taeil: shut the hell up you mushroom heademo as fuck: THAT WAS AGES AGOginger taeil: THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO4:09 PM overtaxed mother: you're honestly fucking grounded u little bitch asshorny flower: BUT IT WAS WORTH IT RIGHT HYUCKinsatane: the cake actually tasted goodthis is the SEO: why tf didnt you invite us cuntfuckphin: I WANTED CAKE<3 small moomin <3: wouldnt want to get food poisoningugly mineral: ^moist furry: ^emo as fuck: ^prostitute t-rated: damn now i want cake fuck youovertaxed mother:overtaxed mother: what do you mean by cakeginger taeil: wait a fucking-leader uwu: GASPcuntfuckphin:cuntfuckphin: GASPcuntfuckphin: BITCH HOES MY RADAR IS GOING OFF yeschengie <3: BITCH WHEREgayhyun: mark is growing up i cant believe itinsatane:horny flower:horny flower: u caught us we're official nowovertaxed mother: BITCH WHATginger taeil: BITCH WHATcuntfuckphin: WHATyeschengie <3: WHaTdodoism:  W HA Tleader uwu: did you just expose yourselfthis is the SEO: MARK WHATwhipped pimp: yes he did, yes he did.gayhyun: WE WERENT FUCKINH SERIOUS BUT ARE YOU SEIROUSthis is the SEO: DOES IT LOOK LIKE HE IS SERIOUS YESinsatane: aightcuntfuckphin: HELL YEAH HOES MARKHYUCL IS ALIVE AND SAILING<3 small moomin <3: after so many yearsemo as fuck: of pininginsatane: look here u little midget chanyeol copy short ass bitchemo as fuck: im taller than you fucking dumbasshorny flower: what a sad lifeyutah <3: lmao he's taller than you too markhorny flower: i knew that u swinewhipped pimp: hey no you once stated you were tall but ur like a midget compared to mehorny flower: thats because you decided to grow 2 fucking long ass stick legs and be a fUkiNg 6 footmoist furry: sad life you got there markdodoism: i have taught my son wellovertaxed mother: excuse me he's my sondodoism: no he's my sonprostitute t-rated: both of yall are his parents ok stfu im having my spa breakginger taeil: i wanna join i cant deal with this messyutah <3: also let me get this straightdickless: pFTyutah <3: mark and donghyuck are dating?yeschengie <3: excuse me but where tf were you while it happenedthis is the SEO: he was busy crying over a dramayutah <3: stfu i was collecting my mangas okdickless: youre such a weebyutah <3: well i cant be a weeb if im japanese myself u shit eating facedickless: fair pointcuntfuckphin: can you be a westernaboo this is the SEO: actuallygayhyun: i never thought of thatugly mineral: what's up guys im american and i lOVVve starbucks like they're so like delicious likethis is the SEO: my american ears hurt<3 small moomin <3: damn i never knew my boyfriend was a westernaboo smh *shakes head*moist furry: im so disappointed im actually cryinginsatane: i just sat here for 5 minutes and realized since we're officialinsatane: we havent eVEN KISSED YEThorny flower: shit u rightyeschengie <3: you just- you just realized thatcuntfuckphin: shouldnt yall likecuntfuckphin: do the cermony where you have couple usernamesinsatane: me knowing mark for 69 years, he's probably gonna come up with a cheesy usergayhyun: cheese?dodoism: gtfo yoonoh no cheese for you until i say sogayhyun: >:(overtaxed mother: wow dont you just love couple's quarreldodoism: we're not even dating do you want me to shove my microphone up your ass bitchovertaxed mother: i'll strangle you with a spatula before you even get towhipped pimp: yall stop fighting for once we're focusing on markhyuck hereleader uwu: why do you guys- im not even gonna botherdickless: get used to it honey we're out of the basement now and u oughta need to experience the fresh air<3 small moomin <3: thats filled with gay chaosemo as fuck: i hate how you're not wronginsatane: someone give me username suggestions bc like my brain cells are fucking deadthis is the SEO: noinsatane: i didnt ask youugly mineral: how about markiepooprostitute t-rated: the first thing i see when i get back on my phone from the spathis is the SEO: you actually went to a spaginger taeil: i felt the cringe in that user that i almost fell yutah <3: "help i have mcfallen"moist furry: im sorry but why thats justinsatane: hell no i wouldnt even call him that horny flower has changed insatane's name to hyuckie kisses hyuckie kisses: mark what the fuckhorny flower: npovertaxed mother: i thought you were my favorite childhorny flower: YOU NEVER HAD ME AS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDovertaxed mother: it is time to disown youdickless: release him into the wildemo as fuck: no we need marlk i dont want jaemin to be the next leader pls he's the only one who keeps me sane from the unitcuntfuckphin: r u saying i dont-emo as fuck: nO u do much morecuntfuckphin: ;-; im sofghyuckie kisses: honestly hyuckie kisses: i never asked for this<3 small moomin <3: thats what happens when you date mark leehyuckie kisses: no shit hyuckie kisses has changed horny flower's name to markle sparkle ugly mineral: you should've gone for markiepoohyuckie kisses: im not that cringy jaeminugly mineral: want me to pull up all of your love rants about markmarkle sparkle: wait whathyuckie kisses: BITCH I DARE YOU I'LL BRING UP ABOUT HOW YOU WERE OBSESSING OVER RENJUN'S BABY PHOTOS AND YOU KEPT RANTING ABOUT JENO'S BODYmoist furry: what<3 small moomin <3:overtaxed mother: alright kids calm yourselvesginger taeil: ten can we just go back to the spa i dont wanna deal with thisprostitute t-rated: no sufferthis is the SEO: wowgayhyun: guysgayhyun: guysgayhyun: dont tell anyone but im playing neomiceleader uwu: is it a mouse game??leader uwu: i used to play that!!yutah <3: tf is neomicegayhyun: another version of a mouse game where you have unlimited coins and strawberriesemo as fuck: hyungemo as fuck: you do realize you just messaged here where dongyoung hyung can see rightgayhyun: oh waitgayhyun: SHITdodoism: yoonoh gayhyun has left the group chatdodoism has added gayhyun into the group chat dodoism: YOONOHwhipped pimp: pass me the popcorn markmarkle sparkle: no get your own im cuddling hyuckyeschengie <3: is that why yall were quietcuntfuckphin: GSDJKGDFKOLSJGOWEIR0EUTWIFK3490-68930-=]cuntfuckphin: mY SHIOP IS SIALGINmoist furry: christ may compell us all from this sin that we have been committed withhyuckie kisses: YOU DIDNT HAVE TO EXPOSE US LIKE THATmarkle sparkle: just like how ur a power bottomgayhyun: yLAL HELP HES TRYIMNG YO KILL MEdodoism: IM BANNING YOU FROM ANY CHEESE RELATED THINGSwhipped pimp: yall are specialleader uwu: they are,,moist furry: whats a power bottom<3 small moomin <3:hyuckie kisses: FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE BOTH ARE SWITCHdickless: dont mean to interrupt yall but CAN YALL STOP TALKING ABOUT THISthis is the SEO: are u jealousdickless: NOdickless: IM TRYING TO EAT MY SALAD HERE AND ITS BEEN RUINED<3 small moomin <3: suffermoist furry: but whats a power bottomugly mineral: youll know one daymoist furry: butovertaxed mother: no now stfu and eat your lunchablesmoist furry: :,)markle sparkle: WE HAVE LUNCHABLESmarkle sparkle: HOW COME NO ONE TOLD MEmarkle sparkle: I WAS LOOKING FOR THEM EVERYWHEREovertaxed mother: thats bc i banned you from the kitchenemo as fuck: can i get one as wellovertaxed mother: noovertaxed mother: go eat your baby foodemo as fuck: IM NOT A FUCKIGJM BABYcuntfuckphin: but ur my baby in my eyes uwuemo as fuck: i<3 small moomin <3: THAT WAS UWU WORTHYleader uwu: uwu?!yeschengie <3: UWU!!!!!!!!!prostitute t-rated: oh god not this againginger taeil: wikihow to speak in uwuhyuckie kisses: i can hear jisung crying in softemo as fuck: THATS BECAYSE I AMcuntfuckphin: uWU UWU U W U UUWUWUWU OWO uWU!!!<3 small moomin <3: UWU U W U UWU U W U UWU U W U UWUcuntfuckphin: uwu. uwu. uwu. uwu. UWU.leader uwu: uwu,,,yeschengie <3: uwu uwu unu uwu uwu owo uwuovertaxed mother: what the fuck prostitute t-rated: WHAT ARE THEY EVEN SAYINGdickless: nct.exe has stopped workinghyuckie kisses: i think chenle is saying he's suffocatingcuntfuckphin: UwU uwU UWUugly mineral: jisung what are you doing to chenleemo as fuck: gIVING MY FUCKING AFFECTIONSmoist furry: he's actually sobbing as he's hugging chenle and patting his head and chenle looks like he's dying from the affection overloadginger taeil: is it possible to die from affection overloadyeschengie <3: uwuyutah <3: i think he said yes<3 small moomin <3: owoleader uwu: uwu,,,, uwu owo?gayhyun: hi im back and deadgayhyun: also wtf someone translate all that uwu abovethis is the SEO: noNE OF US SPEAK UWUmarkle sparkle: hyuck only picked some part of ithyuckie kisses: im uwu worthy<3 small moomin <3: uwu u w uhyuckie kisses: BITCH YES I AMdickless:dodoism: ok im tired im going to bedmoist furry: but it's 4-dodoism: no i need my restovertaxed mother: then go sleep bitchdodoism: bitch i willthis is the SEO: when can yall go one day without fightingyeschengie <3: they shouldve been tom and jerryginger taeil: ^dodoism: oh hell no im not gonna be the tom to his jerrygayhyun: whO EVEN SAIF YOU WOULD BE AJDSNFJwhipped pimp: question mark question mark??markle sparkle: eye emojidodoism: if yall think im gay for that piece of shit you thought wronggayhyun: im cheesesexualprostitute t-rated: lmao i thought you were gaysexualdickless: he's gay everyone's gay sougly mineral: true true moist furry: remember how mark once proclaimed himself as a fucking heterosexualprostitute t-rated: i fucking cRIED when he said he was a HET prostitute t-rated: I FELT HIS GAY AURA LIKE BITCH WHY YOU LYINGmarkle sparkle: LOOKmarkle sparkle: I LIKED GIRLS OK I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT KISSING BOYSugly mineral: im so disappointed smh why are you our leader in the first placehyuckie kisses: ^snake entertainment obviously <3 small moomin <3: you're not wrong lmfaoleader uwu: snake entertainment? dont you mean sm-<3 small moomin <3: yes but deep down they're bunch of snakeswhipped pimp: sicheng can agree on thatyeschengie <3: hell yeah i wouldyeschengie <3: im a salty motherfuckerthis is the SEO: i mean you aredickless: yall let me tell you a storydickless: when i first joined smdickless: i saw sicheng and he looked like an innocent boyyeschengie <3: i amdickless: but i was wrong when he debuted in nct u and 127dickless: and this group chatginger taeil: remember when he was foreign to koreanginger taeil: dawwwovertaxed mother: remember when i helped him with koreanyutah <3: AWWyutah ><3: remember when i gave him all of my love and affection yeschengie <3: uwu!!cuntfuckphin: yall are too soft it hurts my soft existencehyuckie kisses: yallemo as fuck: nothis is the SEO: they should make a debut of nct uwu and put every uwu members in that unithyuckie kisses: watch mark get added into that unitmarkle sparkle: bitch i will crymoist furry: will nct uwu just have soft soft concepts for every songsovertaxed mother: hopefully because i dont want that unit to FUCKING COMMIT NCT DREAMgayhyun: i see you're not over itovertaxed mother: NO SHITdodoism: QUIT SPAMMING MY PHONEovertaxed mother: FUCK OFF AND LET ME CRY IN MOTHER LANGUAGE<3 small moomin <3: pls bc my heart cant take another sudden change of conceptemo as fuck: im still crying chenle can't do his dolphin shriek anymore :(((((overtaxed mother: BITCH WHATdickless: chenle please stop growing and turn back into a dolphin babycuntfuckphin: no im growing upwhipped pimp: renjun used to complain to me about the noise issue when he would always shriek across the hallway in the middle of 4 am<3 small moomin <3: i almost clogged him with toilet paperleader uwu: everyone's growing up too fast :(markle sparkle: time flies quicklymarkle sparkle: :,) i remembered when i rose the shitheads on my backmoist furry: aight stop making me emoemo as fuck: inserts usernamethis is the SEO: can we stop being emoprostitute t-rated: you're the one to talkthis is the SEO: OK LOOKginger taeil: we stan a legendginger taeil: but not youyutah <3l: HWRFEXHWJJEJZEyutah <3: that hurt when i snorted my noodlesyeschengie <3: whyemo as fuck: FUCKemo as fuck: i just thought back to when we were used to be on mickey mouse clubhyuckie kisses: dont remind mehyuckie kisses: i was a salty ass hoe when people shipped mark with some girlmarkle sparkle: she's nice even tho she scares meugly mineral: DID I EVER MENTIONED HYUCK WAS SO SALTY HE ACTUALLY CHUCKED SALT INTO HIS COFFEEmoist furry: IM STILL CRYINGovertaxed mother: YOU DID WHAT NOWmarkle sparkle: IS THAT WHY MARK HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM WHEN WE WERE BUSY TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING FEW YEARS AGOhyuckie kisses: yesmarkle sparkle: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEhyuckie kisses: that was back then bc ur het ass was showing<3 small moomin <3:cuntfuckphin: :c i wish i couldve been there but gege and i were back at china<3 small moomin <3: i was busy being vandalized with makeup- it was great lolemo as fuck: all those memories were greatdodoism: this is just a wholesome content im snifflinggayhyun: but you're not-dodoism: stfudickless: so we may or may not be running out of tissues because sicheng is using them allyeschengie <3: YOU CANT STOP ME FROM CRYINGyeschengie <3: I STILL RE,MEMBERED WHEN I NOGUHT SOURVNEIORS FOR RENJUN AND CHENLEovertaxed mother: CAN YOU ALL NOT IM GONNA CRYginger taeil: shhhhhh i have tissue packs and blanketswhipped pimp: meanwhileyutah <3: yeah meanwhile you were stuck in that basementthis is the SEO: wow im glad i was freedthis is the SEO: do you know how dark it is in therethis is the SEO: i had to sleep on a broken couch and live off with horrible internet connection <3 small moomin <3 has left the group chat overtaxed mother: bITCH WHATdickless: chenle what the fuck is happening over therecuntfuckphin: I DONT KNOW IM TALKING TO HIM IN PMS RNdickless: make sure he's alright okyeschengie <3: my mother senses can smell the calamity whipped pimp: aightdodoism: we were fine a minute ago-ugly mineral: hey did something happen to injun? :( moist furry has added <3 small moomin <3 into the group chat<3 small moomin <3 has left the group chat moist furry: um 
cuntfuckphin, <3 small moomin <3
 cuntfuckphin: gege stop overthinking<3 small moomin <3: i cant<3 small moomin <3: it's hard not to<3 small moomin <3: what if-cuntfuckphin: stop overthinking!<3 small moomin <3: but what if i joined sm late wouldnt they be dating already i mean i know we are now in a relationship- but if we were to come to korea not so soon<3 small moomin <3: wouldnt they feel better off being together instead<3 small moomin <3: i mean they knew each other longer than they do with me?cuntfuckphin: just bc they knew each other longer doesnt mean you can just assume they would ebe better off as a couple duo<3 small moomin <3: but don't they look happy togethercuntfuckphin: oh my god, they would't be as happy if they didnt have you at all<3 small moomin <3: <3 small moomin <3: well that's debateable im just a flower wallcuntfuckphin: no you arent shut upcuntfuckphin: gegecuntfuckphin: is this what you do everyday? overthink and overcomplicate all the possibilites?cuntfuckphin: dont you trust them that they love you<3 small moomin <3: yeah but i just dont trust myself?cuntfuckphin: well i mean you should,,cuntfuckphin: and i know what you're thinking once we're done talking about thiscuntfuckphin: you're going to resort to cutting again<3 small moomin <3: ...cuntfuckphin: life's tough but im sure like 100% they love you, you're just thinking on the negative side<3 small moomin <3: i cant really help it<3 small moomin <3: i wish i can just make it stop. cuntfuckphin: do you want me to come over and hug you?<3 small moomin <3: ..please after the conversation they had in private messages, renjun threw his phone at a nearby cushion and collapsed back onto his bed. he covered his eyes with his arms and started to think over the conversation. it's not his fault he can't stop thinking of these things. he was used to having low hopes and being brought to disappointment after having high hopes. it's only been a few years since he cut himself, to which the pain gradually grew numb. he felt alive ever since he came to sm, where he met the two boys. he remembered how he watched them smile and joke around, smacking each other. he was just a flower wall, who caught feelings for the both of them. he watched how they were happy and content with each other.all the thoughts ran across his mind of how he should just let go or he shouldn't bring his hopes up. luckily, chenle was there for him ever since nct dream's debut.the very main reason why he started cutting was that he wanted to get rid of the pain. the pain from having to experience hardships and heartbreaks. the disappointment in life. feeling useless to the world. he knew well that it wouldn't solve all his problems based on the internet. it would only hurt himself even more. the unbearable pain was still there inside his heart despite the deep cuts he placed in areas where no one would see. the chinese boy was smart enough and placed light cuts around the upper arm that can fade away. to him, he was very much content in having both jeno and jaemin but he felt as though he was intruding in on them. was he being selfish? were they just only pretending for his sake? do they love them?a knock on the door was heard which made the boy get up from his bed and open the door. the light brunette stepped in and carefully locked the door so no one could interrupt their conversation. "gege?""i'm sorry," the darker brunette blurted out, making the other raise an eyebrow in a questioning manner. "why are you sorry?""it's just, i feel like i'm acting like a burden to you."they finally settled on renjun's bed, facing each other. renjun was holding onto his moomin plushie, his lower face nuzzling against the head of the plushie. chenle watched him with concern stretched across his face. he didn't like to see the older like this, at all. it just made him feel sad and want to hug the life out of him, spilling all the truth replacing with the lies the older makes up that brought all the pain. "gege, you're not a burden at all. you can always talk to me. but just to let you know, i'll always be there for you but you have to stop hurting yourself..."the older only nodded, avoiding eye contact. he slightly winced when the younger gently held onto his scarred arm that. they were still healing but still painful to touch."you're really worrying me, this isn't good for you and you know that. i know that you're... insecure about being in a relationship with jeno and jaemin, but you're doubting their love for you," chenle softly spoke compared to the usual loud voice he spoke in. renjun hated to worry him, but he was his only person who would personally understand him, someone who can comfort him no matter how much pain he'd be in. he nodded once again. chenle was right, this wasn't good for him, at all.renjun looked at the cuts he placed on his arms. they looked horrendous. it was difficult to stop once he started, but he promised to himself that he would stop eventually. he shouldn't be doubting the love he's receiving, it's his insecurity that's getting in the way. he sighed and embraced the other chinese boy into a hug after putting his moomin plushie aside. "i know. i promise i'll try to stop."

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"alright guys, what are you all thankful for?" taeyong started."can't we just eat already?" donghyuck's stomach growled as he eyed at the turkey he received a tsk from the older boy. "alright since you spoke, you go first."donghyuck rolled his eyes and the dreamies cackled at him, earning a glare. the boy settled himself, straightened his back, hands folded on the table, and spoke in the most high pitched voice, "i'm very thankful for having this wonderful family and this shithead over here who's my boyfriend.""how sweet," mark wiped a fake tear in the most sarcastic way ever. taeyong only sighed, just wanting a normal family on a normal thanks fucking giving. after everyone has said what they're thankful for, they began to eat and chatter about different topics."are we saving the cake for dessert?" jisung questioned as he ate a spoonful of mashed potatoes."of course! we're saving the best for last for our birthday boy," taeyong grinned and cut more of turkey onto his plate. meanwhile, sicheng was sobbing at how chenle was growing up and yuta trying to peel him away from the younger. all in all, this was a normal family event with chenle's birthday being celebrated. renjun was sitting at chenle's left, muttering how his dolphin has grown up, especially losing his dolphin voice gradually and slowly. despite him wanting to choke the younger chinese boy to death, he loves him with all of his uwus because he's like his younger brother to look after. both jeno and jaemin comforted the small boy who's being all emo at a seventeen-year-old boy."y'all i appreciate this, but i'm only seventeen it's not like i'm gonna be sent out into the sea.." chenle awkwardly spoke up and watched the two chinese boys sob and gloom over him. the other older members continued eating, casually ignoring the fact sicheng is about to drown the table with his unstable as fuck tears."ah, this might be out of the blue but i wish i have a boyfriend," dongyoung said and stuck a fork in peas and ate them like a bunny. taeyong side glanced him with "the look," receiving a rolling eye."oh but maybe you should wish you can notice some indication and not be dense nor oblivious," the mullet boy replied. dongyoung scoffed and pointed his fork at him. "yeah but guess what, i haven't seen any."jungwoo sighed at their usual antics. he gave yoonoh a look and mouthed a 'sorry.' however, he sometimes wonder how the fuck he had gotten into nct 127. at first, he thought those two were chill but they were actually the definition of tom and jerry. "guys stop fucking fighting it's thanksgiving for christ's sake!" he dramatically placed a hand to his chest and made a facial expression as if he was about to faint from their antics. yukhei, being the pda monster, he slung an arm around the uwu boy and kissed his temple, somewhat making him feel better (he actually feels a whole lot better)."ew, stop displaying affection in public," donghyuck complained but the two continued to be uwus."this is a mess, a whole mess, why am i dealing with you all?" youngho sighed overdramatically and scrolled through his phone to check their nct channels' statuses. chittaphon was peeking over at his phone screen but the other didn't mind because he was used to his shit. kun was quietly eating his food until he thought of something. "you know, this would be more chaotic once we have over forty members.""ah shit, you're right, i'm getting a headache just thinking about it," taeil sipped his wine just from the thought of it. more ships, more gays. once everyone was finished, taeyong collected the plates and washed them at the sink with the help of taeil. everyone, especially the dreamies, was hyped to sing for chenle's birthday. donghyuck already vanished from his spot at the table to go get a megaphone to dramatically sing the birthday song like how he did with yuwin's birthday last month. once the dishes were cleaned, the lights were turned off and everyone surrounded the table with chenle being the only one to sit. jisung had already placed a dolphin birthday hat on top of chenle's head. there were dim lights from candles being lit and chenle was excited.the lit cake was being carried by taeyong and as he carried it to the table, everyone started singing happy birthday to chenle. once the cake was placed in front of the chinese boy, everyone finished singing and chenle made a wish to himself before blowing out the candles. everyone cheered as the lights were back on and taeyong came back with plates and a knife."i can't believe he's growing up," kun sighed and patted sicheng with tissues in his hands with everyone chuckling. after everyone had slices of cake and washed their face, chenle had already taken off the birthday hat and felt a hand holding his wrist. he looked up and saw his boyfriend. "sungie?""lele, would you mind if i take you somewhere?" jisung asked and looked him in the eye, almost getting lost into them. chenle was confused because it was nine pm but he only nodded. it looked like it was a good choice because there was a bright grin plastered across the younger's face which made his heart flutter softly.both of them changed into warm outfits and wore caps and face mask, in case if a fan saw them. jisung basically dragged chenle out of the dorm, out of the building. the cold air hit them and chilled them, but not too cold for an autumn night. both of the boys were walking calmly in the cool night, now hand in hand which was the only warmth they can share."where are we going? are you sure this is a good idea?" the chinese boy softly whispered to the korean but the other nodded, giving him a reassuring look. the chinese slumped and wondered where they're heading off to because they have been walking for about five to eight minutes. once they have walked far enough, there was a nearby grassy hill with the autumn colored tree there. chenle tilted his head slightly, wondering why they're at a hill. before he managed to grasp onto their surroundings, jisung dragged his boyfriend again with him to the hill. both of them sat down against the tree next to each other, the silence engulfing him. peaceful silence.jisung took a glance at the sky and nudged the other by the arm gently, "sorry if this isn't the um... best present you have seen," his confidence gradually going down. chenle looked at him with one of his eyebrows raised because to him, any presents that are from his shy baby will always be the best presents. his eyes wandered around and met the clear, black sky that held millions of stars and constellations. it was so beautiful it made the chinese gasp softly at the starry sky. the stars were bright and clear and he swore he saw galaxies in the sky. "jisung... what are you even talking about? this is the best and most beautiful present ever," he held the other's hand into his and continued stargazing in awe. the taller felt proud that his present wasn't shitty than he had expected and he wished he could've done something more to leave the shorter completely speechless. completely. they stargazed together until it started to get even more late with the stars shining and twinkling brighter than before contrasted to the darkness of the sky.they enjoyed both of their presence. they enjoyed the warmth they shared. they enjoyed being together, like this. and they most definitely enjoyed being each other's significant. a few shuffling was heard and when the brunette looked to his right, he saw the lighter brunette positioned to face him. "i have something to tell you.""go ahead."after chenle replied, jisung felt uneasy and it was pretty nerve-wracking to give a long ass speech. he breathed and began, "lele, i really love you. with every inch of my life and existence and i wouldn't ever trade you for anything because you mean the world to me- you mean very much to me and i love to love you every day. i hope this isn't as corny as confession i did, but you're beautiful, amazing, funny, adorable, and so on and i want to spend the rest of my life with you and just hug you to death. even if you're breathing, you make me feel as though everything will be okay."jisung inwardly cringed at what he had said but it's love that's being influenced by chenle- in a good way. chenle said nothing and only stared intently into his orbs which made the younger worry that he may have fucked up. suddenly, two hands cupped his face and before he knew it, he felt a pair of soft lips against his after his face mask was pulled down, including chenle's. they pulled away after a minute of a soft, gentle kiss and chenle looked at him with heartwarming eyes and tinted cheeks. "thank you, jisung. i love you too, like so much... you don't know how much i would die for you."the chinese boy looked at him in the eyes again, seemed to be addicted to his pretty orbs. he knew jisung held a more beautiful galaxy anyone can ever find compared to what the world has. nothing can ever beat it.

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dysfunctional hell
 hyuckie kisses: hey look it's decembermoist furry: im still worried for jun he hasn't come out of his room :(ugly mineral: yall please tell us he's ok he looks like a kicked puppy rnwhipped pimp: didnt chenle go talk to renjun?dickless: yeah im pretty sure things went well cuntfuckphin has added <3 small moomin <3 into the group chat yeschengie <3: mY BABY ARE YOU OKAYyutah <3: im pretty sure he's ok-overtaxed mother: welcome back renjun!moist furry: iNJUNDJFJDLSFJugly mineral: BITCH MY BABY OUR BABY OUR SMALL BABY ARE YOU OKAY<3 small moomin <3: yeah im okay uwu<3 small moomin <3: also is jeno crying rnugly mineral: yesmoist furry: nO IMD NOT<3 small moomin <3: awwwcuntfuckphin: now all of u cuddleugly mineral: will domarkle sparkles: so anyone wanna explain what happened to him?cuntfuckphin: MMMMMM let's just say he hasn't been feeling wellyeschengie <3: :(cuntfuckphin: but he's ok tho it's all goodyeschengie <3: :(dickless: sicheng it's not like he has terminal canceryeschengie <3: doNT PULL THAT SHIT ON MEdickless: @yutah <3 control your boyfriend thxyutah <3: i was busy looking for some anime to watchyutah <3: bc we already finished cells at work under 24 hoursginger taeil: not shockedgayhyun: when are you everdodoism: ^emo as fuck: guys why is it suddenly cold here i dont like cold im gonna get sick gUYSovertaxed mother: honeyovertaxed mother: you wont get sick from cold temperatureemo as fuck: TECHNICALLYdodoism: in terms of infectious illnesses, germs make you sick, not cold weather itself. you have to come in contact with rhinoviruses to catch a cold. and you need to be infected with influenza viruses to contract the flu. rhinoviruses peak in spring and fall, and influenza viruses peak in winter.emo as fuck: excuse me what the fuck is influenza and rhinoviruseswhipped pimp: ARE WE GOING TO DIE DID THE GOVERNMENT RELEASE NEW VIRUSES TO KILL US ALLleader uwu: i-this is the SEO: ok im pretty sure they're just flu and cold-emo as fuck: WE'RE GONNA DIE IM PACKING MY SHIT AND MOVING TO CANADAmarkle sparkles: can i come with youhyuckie kisses: nohyuckie kisses: im gonna keep your ass here with mecuntfuckphin: do u want blanketsemo as fuck: no i want ucuntfuckphin:cuntfuckphin: ok<3 small moomin <3: yall are dumbasses<3 small moomin <3: rhinoviruses are viral infections where it causes common cold to everyone AKA A COLD and it got its name bc it's found in the nose which it's called rhinovirus and influenza is basically flu your average fluemo as fuck: THEN WHY DOES IT SAY YOU CAN DIE FROM INFLUENZAwhipped pimp: GEAR UP KIDS WINTER IS COMING<3 small moomin <3: you can only die from influenza if it's severeprostitute t-rated: im sorry this isn't science class and i dont need my brain cells to be burnt againdodoism: you never had oneprostitute t-rated: YOU BITCH ASS HOEthis is the SEO: you shits stop fighting i just want my cerealgayhyun: with some milkmarkle sparkles: i jUST WaNt SOmE MilKmarkle sparkles: bE quIET doNt cRygayhyun: LET ME L I V Emarkle sparkles: nOdodoism: just watch osmosis jones then bam your brain cells are educatedleader uwu: osmosis jones?overtaxed mother: isn't it where its a movie to show what happens when frank ate the egg off the ground when it was in the monkey's mouth and adds in animationginger taeil: that shit was weird and who eats eggs off the grounddickless: i meanyutah <3: sorry but yukhei would most likely to do thatwhipped pimp: like hell im gonna get red death because of thatprostitute t-rated: i mean he would most likely to get the red death viruswhipped pimp: STOP GANGING UP ON MEleader uwu: you know it's truewhipped pimp: how could you betray meemo as fuck: can i say that movie is shitty<3 small moomin <3: it's somewhat educational butmoist furry: JAEMIN AND I WATCHED THAT AND I CRIED BECAUSE DRIX WAS T E M P O R  A R Yugly mineral: he soaked through 2 of my fucking shirtsugly mineral: never in my life have i met this crybabymoist furry: hEYmarkle sparkles: oh is that why i wasnt able to sleep AT 2 IN THE DAMN MORNING 2 YEARS AGOemo as fuck: basicallyemo as fuck: we had to watch it to learn shit<3 small moomin <3: sucks to be you mark but you wont have that issue because of your graduated ass :)cuntfuckphin: stop attacking us like this gegewhipped pimp: wait why are we talking about science againthis is the SEO: idk im just eatingyeschengie <3: i heard screaming at the dream's dorm all the way over herehyuckie kisses: oh dw that was just jisungemo as fuck:emo as fuck: mayhaps i have regretted thatyutah <3: what did you do now emo as fuck: so likeemo as fuck: some people ship osmosis and thrax cuntfuckphin has left the group chat moist furry: im jumping off<3 small moomin <3: BITCH NOovertaxed mother: im banning your phone privilegesemo as fuck: NOginger taeil:prostitute t-rated: is it sad i find all of this normalthis is the SEO: no youve seen worseprostitute t-rated: youre rightdodoism: now my brain is infiltrated with these imagesyeschengie <3: good thing im busy and dont have to deal with this<3 small moomin <3: youre luckyyeschengie <3: the rookies are nice uwucuntfuckphin: I WANT TO MEET THEMginger taeil: but didnt you-cuntfuckphin: iN pErSoN 9:01 AM cuntfuckphin: does anyone have any mistletoes???????emo as fuck: whycuntfuckphin: bcdickless: dont tell me-leader uwu: why do you need mistetoes? they're only used on christmasgayhyun: i dont like where this is goingcuntfuckphin: anyways does anyone have a n y mistletoes<3 small moomin <3: no<3 small moomin <3: it's too early for thiscutfuckphin: ITS NEVER TOO EARLY<3 small moomin <3: BITCH IVE BEEN HEARING CHRISTMAS CAROLS EVER SINCE THANKS FUCKING GIVING<3 small moomin <3: WE'RE BARELY NEAR CHRISTMAScuntfuckphin: "tIMe FlIes wE FlY"ugly mineral: i heard my lineyeschengie <3: cant relateyutah <3: :cmarkle sparkles: i wanna go to canadawhipped pimp: isnt it freezing over theremarkle sparkles: nah man i can walk butt naked and it isnt even that coldovrtaxed mother: mark what kind of sick homo sapien are youprostitute t-rated: I JUST SAID NO MORE SCIENCEdodoism: too bad bitchhyuckie kisses: life is made of science we're gonna learn that shit anywayprostitute t-rated: but why the fuck do we need to learn how cells have sex i mean its the same thing with humansemo as fuck:emo as fuck: since when do cells have sex?overtaxed mother: THERES A FUCKING KID HEREprostitute t-rated: oopsdodoism: there is cell division where a cell splits itself into 2this is the SEO: my head hurtswhipped pimp: how is cell division equivalent to cell sexdickless: ????? cell division is basically CELL SEX yukheiwhipped pimp: butleader uwu: wait so cell division is basically a cell spliting into two and that... then the process repeats...leader uwu: oh i see it now!! cell division is that but its different from how people reproducemoist furry: then why do wamen have to shove the baby out of their body instead of-ugly mineral: did you just say wamenovertaxed mother: iM soRrY WHy arE wE TalKiNg abOuT thISemo as fuck: hyung was it that painful to shove all 17 of us out of your assovertaxed mother: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A FUCKING VAGINA AND A UTERUSdodoism: you act like you doovertaxed mother: shouldnt that be youdodoism: no<3 small moomin <3: what the fuck is a wamenwhipped pimp: since when can you act like you have a uterusginger taeil: women get periodginger taeil: some get pissyginger taeil: what he's saying is taeyong is pissyovertaxed mother: uh huh and im not even that pissyemo as fuck: youre a pissy momovertaxed mother: SINCE WHEN THE FUCK-dickless: lets vote now who is the most pissiestleader uwu: on my official records i dont know whos pissy and whos nothyuckie kisses: theres renjun<3 small moomin <3: hey dont drag me into thisyeschengie <3: babyyeschengie <3: you almost killed him one time<3 small moomin <3: HE STOLE MY MOOMIN BITCH YOU WANT HIM TO STAIN MY PLUSHIEugly mineral: bABy cALm yOURSeLfcuntfuckphin: sometimes i wonder if god and santa have left usprostitute t-rated: yutah <3: dont you dareprostitute t-rated: santa isn't real chenlecuntfuckphin:markle sparkles: i-moist furry: ARE YOU SAYING OUR JOLLY SANTA WHO LOVES COOKIES DOESN'T EXISTwhipped pimp: TF YOU MEAN WHERE'S YOUR EVIDENCE THAT HE DOESNT EXISThyuckie kisses: im-gayhyun:overtaxed mother: please tell me why i have to take care of you allthis is the SEO: idkcuntfuckphin: if he isn't real tHEN WHY DO WE GET PRESENTS UNDER THE TREEprostitute t-rated: THATS BECAUSE PEOPLE BUY PRESENTS AND PUT IT UNDER THE TREE AT NIGHTmoist furry: we must go to north pole to bring in the evidenceovertaxed mother: BITCH PLEASE ITS COLD OUTSIDEdodoism: guys he isn't even real you can even use cameras and see who puts the presents under the treecuntfuckphin: nO YOU'RE DELUSIONALcuntfuckphin: SANTA IS REAL RIGHT JISUNGemo as fuck:cuntfuckphin: j IS  u N G?emo as fuck: jaemin told me that when i was 14, lelemoist furry: HOW COULD YOUugly mineral: ITS TRUE THOUGH YOU WONT FIND ANY SANTA IN THE NORTH POLEugly mineral: ALL YOU'LL FIND IS JUST ICE AND SOME POLAR BEARSyeschengie <3: im getting a headachemarkle sparkles: arent we all,,cuntfuckphin: THATS BECAUSE WE HAVENT TRAVELED FAR YET<3 small moomin <3: you fool<3 small moomin <3: it's official that santa isnt realwhipped pimp: tHANKs FoR CrushInG mY dREamShyuckie kisses: thats nct dream for yagayhyun: i cant tell if i should clap or slapthis is the SEO: more like you should slap mark he's laughing all over the place from the rhyme schememarkle sparkles: IT WAS FUNNY OKmoist furry: you have terrible humoremo as fuck: dont point fingers thats rude when you yourself have bad humormoist furry:moist furry: anywaysmoist furry: santa isn't real??cuntfuckphin: apparently :cwhipped pimp: :')leader uwu: even if santa isn't real, we still get gifts especially for each other!prostitute t-rated: im just gonna sit here and wait until someone gets a dildo for christmasdodoism: why the fuck-prostitute t-rated: trust meprostitute t-rated: i have experienced a wild christmas back in thailandyutah <3:yutah <3: no wonderginger taeil: im concernedginger taeil: very concernedcuntfuckphin: oh well since yall broke my dreamscuntfuckphin: IM GONNA GO DECORATE AND CHOP A TREEovertaxed mother: how about nocuntfuckphin: how about YES<3 small moomin <3: CHENLE NOcuntfuckphin: CHENLE YESgayhyun: WHAT THE FUCKdickless: remember last time you almost chopped someone's head offwhipped pimp: unfortunately i was the victimdodoism: oh thats too badwhipped pimp: heYugly mineral: sit ur ass down we aint decorating yet its not even christmasdickless: ^cuntfuckphin: HEY HYE WE SANG JOY IN OUR NCT DREAM SHOW AND WE DRESSED UP YOU CANT TELL ME OTHERWISE BITCHmoist furry: are you dumb or are you du m byeschengie <3: id say bothcuntfuckphin: anways time to chop a tree downemo as fuck: lele no youre gonna hurt yourselfemo as fuck: we can always buy a fake treehyuckie kisses: i think our manager wouldnt give a shitovertaxed mother: i can fucking see thatyutah <3: the hell did you domarkle sparkles: these asscracks did crazy shit and our manager gave up on usmoist furry: just like how injun gave up on jenga<3 small moomin <3: we do not fucking speka of thatdickless: is anyone gonna stop chenle like he's getting an axe and about to go tree huntingemo as fuck: CHENLE WHAT DID I TELL YOUcuntfuckphin: tRY ME BITCHleader uwu: guys please-gayhyun: i'll just go get a small fake tree-cuntfuckphin: THANK YOU HYUNG I KNEW I CAN COUNT ON YOUprostitute t-rated: its called giving up on youcuntfuckphin: no youdickless: how the fuck are there christmas decorations in the main roomginger taeil: why are there christmas lights in my toiletthis is the SEO: this is the SEO: so im assuming its chenlecuntfuckphin: yall blind i was decorating everything ever since december 1stdickless: chenle it isnt christmas yetcuntfuckphin: its december isnt itdickless:dickless: yeah but christmas is ON THE 31STyeschengie <3: just give up he's gonna be like this until christmas-leader uwu: ah, im debating if i should leave and hidethis is the SEO: the basement is all yourswhipped pimp: i have a questionovertaxed mother: yes childwhipped pimp: why is christmas called christmasdodoism: for your information kun christmas is actually on the 25thdickless: i lost sense of time a long time ag taking care of my children shut the fuck up and go shove a microphone up your ass <3gayhyun: damn ok dont mess with kunovertaxed mother: you have no place to say thatcuntfuckphin: guys can someone help me get this tree into the doorovertaxed mother: CHENLEmarkle sparkles: oH MY SHDGOD HE ACTYAULY CUT ODWN A  TEREugly mineral: wouldnt that take a while to chop a tree down im-yutah <3: christmas spirit is no jokeprostitute t-rated: NO SHITprostitute t-rated: PUT THAT SHIT DOWN YOU HOEhyuckie kisses: IM TEARING STOP<3 small moomin <3: i give up on chenle who wants to adopt himwhipped pimp: not methis is the SEO: i dont think anyone wants toginger taeil: ^cuntfuckphin: GUYS HELPemo as fuck: sighhyuckie kisses: whippedemo as fuck: I FUCKING BREATHEDmoist furry: just like how youre whipped for markginger taeil: youre not wrong thereginger taeil: do you know how many times i have to see them being disgustingly sappy and whipped in our dormemo as fuck: no moist furry: wouldnt want to anywaysyeschengie <3: you guys are suchleader uwu: hypocritesovertaxed mother: actually all of you are hypocrites yall are whipped for one another <3 small moomin <3: shit you right 1:00 PM cuntfuckphin: ok the christmas tree is up and decoratedmoist furry: wow she's brightyutah <3: ARE YOU ASSUMING ITS GENDERdodoism: bold oof you to assume its and itwhipped pimp: but you just-this is the SEO: did you just oofedmarkle sparkles: OOFmoist furry: OOFugly mineral: why am i dating this shit<3 small moomin <3: i have to deal with the both of you stfuemo as fuck: no more roblox p le a sewhipped pimp: no-oofyeschengie <3: whats oofleader uwu: according to jisung its something roblox relatedyeschengie <3: but i never played robloxgayhyun: YOU UNCULTURED SWINEdodoism: *ofhyuckie kisses: its too latecuntfuckphin: wow what a wonderful christmascuntfuckphin: ok lets start decorating outside of sm buildingdickless: for the last fucking timedickless: ITS NOT CHRISTMAScuntfuckphin: BUT ITS DECEMBERovertaxed mother: HOW ARE YOU GONNA DECORATE THE OUTSIDE OF THE COMPANY WHEN ITS 68754394564738290 FEET TALLcuntfuckphin: dw i hired some of my private decoraters<3 small moomin <3: rich ass bitchhyuckie kisses: rich ass bitchugly mineral: i only have a penny in my fucking wallet wtfemo as fuck: im a broke graduated highschoolerleader uwu: arent we allmarkle sparkles: jokes on youmarkle sparkles: im not completely broke-ugly mineral: im physically broke and crippled please honeyugly mineral: try doing 3 units, graduating from 1 unit and getting added into another unit sweetiegayhyun: break it up ladiesugly mineral: do we have fucking boobsugly mineral: nododoism: technically you do but its built boobs and has muscles not fatovertaxed mother: guys pleas eprostitute t-rated: why the fuck you whores talking in straight language we dont mention boobs unless they're men boobsemo as fuck: I HAVE BOOBS WHAT<3 small moomin <3: jisung no you have a chest thats flat and doesnt have fat in themyeschengie <3: its time to take my leavethis is the SEO: we never voted whos the pissiest member<3 small moomin <3: NO ONE EVER ANSWERED MY QUESTIONmoist furry: wamen is a pronunciation of the word "women" popularized by youtuber pewdiepie in jokes referencing the "respect women" meme.whipped pimp: PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWDIEPIEdickless: since when do you watch pewdiepie yukheiwhipped pimp: ever since i was bornmoist furry: we're gonna be great best friendsleader uwu: is that why you take a long time in the bathroomginger taeil: whatleader uwu: he always takes 2 hours to get out of the bathroom- and yes i count timegayhyun: im so-this is the SEO: that sounds normalugly mineral: of course it is im pretty sure you witnessed someone fucking another person as their head is in the toilet this is the SEO: at a night club onceovertaxed mother: WHAT THE FUCKmarkle sparkles: how do i unseehyuckie kisses: you dontyutah <3: isnt anyone concerned why jaemin knows these stuffcuntfuckphin: fanfics, hyungcuntfuckphin: fanficscuntfuckphin: ALSO UPDATE: THE COMPANY IS DECORATEDdickless: what else did you decoratecuntfuckphin: other groups' dormsyeschengie <3: whyyeschengie <3: WHYleader uwu: wheres jisung when you need himemo as fuck: chenle locked me out of my room with ribbonscuntfuckphin: iT WAS BY ACCIDENTemo as fuck: sure th i n g<3 small moomin <3: well anyways<3 small moomin <3: im cold as fuck and i hate winterhyuckie kisses: its not winter yet?<3 small moomin <3: exactlydickless: is it just me or is this fall colder than the lastdodoism: mm probablydodoism: christ my throat feels scratchygayhyun: you ok?dodoism: igdodoism: im gonna hibernate jfcovertaxed mother: all of us are probably going to hibernateginger taeil: but dont we still have promotions and schedulesdodoism: damn it 
nct nightmare
 cuntfuckphin: so<3 small moomin <3: nougly mineral: nomoist furry: noemo as fuck: nomarkle sparkles: nohyuckie kisses: nocuntfuckphin: I BREATHEDcuntfuckphin: anyways so i was thinkingcuntfuckphin: lets start setting up some ships bc i can see tensionemo as fuck: how do you-<3 small moomin <3: dont question himmarkle sparkles: not surprised, anyways continuecuntfuckphin: i was thinking we should set up taeil and taeyongugly mineral: uhhhhh dont most fans ship taeyong with yoonohcuntfuckphin: well yeahcuntfuckphin: but remember halloweenemo as fuck: OHHHmoist furry: taeil still wants to kill youemo as fuck: but not as much <3cuntfuckphin: yeah there's obvious tension happening so i was thinking we should set him uphyuckie kisses: what if smth goes wrongcuntfuckphin: it wont i promise<3 small moomin <3: yeah i don't trust thatmarkle sparkles: ^cuntfuckphin: how bout thiscuntfuckphin: we just give them a little pushugly mineral: right okcuntfuckphin: but first im gonna contact a professionalmarkle sparkles: a professional?cuntfuckphin: did i fucking stutteremo as fuck: damnhyuckie kisses: im clapping

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dysfunctional hell
 <3 small moomin <3: uwucuntfuckphin: UWU!!!1!11markle sparkles: why is renjun uwuing im scaredemo as fuck: im gonna collect my child nowcuntfuckphin: im a free man you slave holderdickless: i thought we were over with slavery-dodoism: there are still some countries that hold slavery bc of their lazy assesginger taeil: how and where the fuck does this conversation is taking us tothis is the SEO: i remember when i had to learn about slavery and fuCKiNg civil war oVER AND OVER AGAINemo as fuck: i mean at least now you know what it is right-this is the SEO: no im a dumbass so i forgotdodoism: howdodoism: thats the easiest thing everthis is the SEO: you can go commit no brainmoist furry: roblox memes be like 👌ugly mineral: do you want me to disown you as a boyfriend bc i will-moist furry: no pls ;(dodoism: i feel offendedthis is the SEO: you should be<3 small moomin <3: uwuovertaxed mother: what am i witnessing like what even is thishyuckie kisses: mmmmmhyuckie kisses: hellovertaxed mother: no shitmarkle sparkles: are we still not gonna question why renjun isemo as fuck: yeswhipped pimp: mom im scareddickless: p e r h a p s it has something to do with the station with yeriugly mineral: oH I REMEMBERugly mineral: JENO JENO JENOugly mineral: REMEMBER HOW YERI WAS DISGUSTED WITH OUR GAY ENERGYyeschengie <3: she's gay herself sododoism: pretty sure the gay energy was bigger than hershyuckie kisses: LMAOhyuckie kisses: i can see why bc she complained to me how you guys were pdaing<3 small moomin <3: LOOK WHO'S TALKINGwhipped pimp: ok he stopped uwuing-emo as fuck: i have collected my kidcuntfuckphin: you're an embryo you retardhyuckie kisses: LOOK AT LEAST WE DO STUFF LITERALLY IN PUBLICleader uwu: actually i would like to objecthyuckie kisses: no stfuginger taeil: i mean he isn't wrong you guys pda a lot-prostitute t-rated: and im surprised myselfhyuckie kisses: WE DONTmarkle sparkles: actually we do-hyuckie kisses:hyuckie kisses: THIS IS BETRAYALyutah <3: top 10 anime betrayals AJAHSJSHSDJH 5:55 pm dodoism: who the hell stuck tampons on my microphonedodoism: waitdodoism: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE TAMPONSginger taeil: what the fuclovertaxed mother: this is where i take my leave to pour myself some sparkling waterginger taeil: can you pour me someovertaxed mother: no get ur ownginger taeil: bitchdodoism: iSNT ANYONE GONNA ANSWER MY QUESTIONthis is the SEO: what questiondodoism: wHY ARe ThEre TamPoNS on my MicRoPhoNeyutah <3: damn never knew you were into that kind of stuffdodoism: IM NOTdodoism: IM TRYING TO FIND THE CULPRITleader uwu: when was the last time you seen your microphone untouched 🤔dodoism: since yesterdaydickless: who has the room closest to youdodoism: i dont fucking checkdodoism: the suspects are currently any nct 127 membersgayhyun: does that include-dodoism: yes those 2 shitheads are includedyutah <3: tHEYRE LIKE 5 WHAT DO YOU MEAN SJFDJDHovertaxed mother: they're 7 now after the birds and the beesthis is te SEO: and why would you include tampons into the talk it's just a talk about dicksprostitute t-rated: but didn't they already knew what dicks areyeschengie <3: whatovertaxed mother: wHY THE FUCK WOULD I TALK ABOUT PERIODS INTO THE TALK I DONT KNOW SHIT ABOUT THOSEleader uwu: anyways who do you think is suspiciousdodoism: probably taeyong bc he's a piece of shitdodoism: probably tendodoism: uhprostitute t-rated: HEY just because im gay doesn't mean i need fucking tampons up my ass or even stick one onto your microphonethis is the SEO: i don't think anyone wants to touch his microphonedickless: no shityeschengie <3: watch yourselfdickless: im older than youginger taeil: oh yeah where's mark and donghyuckgayhyun: they diedovertaxed mother: i wishwhipped pimp: that isn't niceovertaxed mother: at least i can take care of 15 members now instead of 17yutah <3: should we feel offendedovertaxed mother: yes i don't want you shits on my backprostitute t-rated: and you still care for usovertaxed mother: stfuthis is the SEO: oh they just came into the dormthis is the SEO: why do they look disheveledmarkle sparkles: FUCK YOUhyuckie kisses: NO FUCK YOUdodoism: guys what the hellmarkle sparkles: HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE STAIRShyuckie kisses: YOU HID MY FUCKING MICHAEL JACKSON POSTER YOU IMBECILE BITCHmarkle sparkles: BUT THAT WASN'T MEhyuckie kisses: YOU WERE THE LAST PERSON TO BE IN M Y FUCKING ROOMovertaxed mother: you shits better calm down before i shove these wine bottles up your assesthis is the SEO: damn don't traumatize themyutah <3: better than shades of greydickless: stop thatmarkle sparkles: BUT I NEVER TOUCHED YOUR POSTER-prostitute t-rated: kssh we have more crimes being detectedleader uwu: kssh we've been knewleader uwu: alright you shits we have to solve 2 cases nowdodoism: I STILL DON'T KNOW WHO STUCK TAMPONS ON MY MICROPHONEdodoism: AND IT'S SUPER GLUEDhyuckie kisses: the fuck are tamponshyuckie kisses: AND DON'T LIE BITCH JUST BECAUSE WE'RE DATING DOESN'T MEAN I CAN'T KICK YOUR ASSwhipped pimp: mark this is why you need to be in boyfriend in trainingmarkle sparkles: IM A GOOD BOYFRIEND BUT THIS HEADASS DOESN'T BELIEVE ME THAT I DIDN'T TOUCH HIS MICHAEL JACKSON POSTERyutah <3: im getting a headachegayhyun: aren't we allgayhyun: and muting this damn chat doesn't even work i can feel the phone dinging every 2.5 seconds even if it's muteddickless: im crying on the floorginger taeil: damn that's me ever since i joined nctwhipped pimp: offended whipped pimp: it's not that badginger taeil: that's because you haven't made a comeback yet and have to deal with these lunaticswhipped pimp: iyeschengie <3: 👏👏👏👏dodoism: everyone is suspects because you all doNT APPRECIATE MY VROOM VROOM TALK SHOWyutah <3: don't you have milllions of microphones? why not throw it out and replace it-dodoism: EXCUSE MEthis is the SEO: wrong move yuta wrong m o v edodoism: THIS WAS MY FIRST EVER MICROPHONE EVER SINCE NCT LIFE AND YOU CANT FUCKING TELL ME TO THROW IT OUT BECAUSE IT'S A PRIZED POSSESSION TO ME AND IT REMINDS ME OF THE OLD DAYS WHEN I WAS STILL EMPLOYED AS THE MC OF VROOM VROOM TALK SHOW YOU LITTLE SHITgayhyun: calm down-dodoism: nOyeschengie <3: so saddodoism: now you're one of the SUSPICIOUS suspect for telling me to REPLACE this MICROPHONEyutah <3: IT'S JUST A MICROPHONEdodoism: OH DO YOU WANT ME TO BURN YOUR PHOTO ALBUM OF SICHENG AND YOUyutah <3: DON'T YOU DARE YOU WHOREdodoism: EXACTLYovertaxed mother: im leaving catch me being drunk on sparkling water overtaxed mother has left the group chat this is the SEO: did he justginger taeil: yes he did you blind assleader uwu: we still haven't even solved the mystery yet im-whipped pimp: well let's think about itwhipped pimp: who hates donyoung and would want to stick tampons on his microphonegayhyun: first of allgayhyun: who has tampons in their roomdickless: is someone on their periodmarkle sparkles: hey guys why are there a box of white sticks with string in my roomdodoism: MARK YOU SON OF A BITCH YOU'RE DEADmarkle sparkles: WHAT DID I FUCKING DOprostitute t-rated: now we can't jump into conclusions because he probably is stupid enough to know what tampons areyeschengie <3: and how do you know of thisprostitute t-rated: story to short a girl had to explain what it is when someone shoved them up their noses when they had a nosebleed at my schoolginger taeil: well isn't that interestinghyuckie kisses: you disgust me markmarkle sparkles: man i hate youhyuckie kisses: but you love memarkle sparkles: :')dodoism: IT'S STILL IN HIS ROOMmarkle sparkles: OR IM GETTING FRAMEDthis is the SEO: ah my poor markmarkle sparkles: THIS IS CYBERBULLYING AND I DONT APPRECIATE THAThyuckie kisses: oh poor youleader uwu: but who originally had the tampons gayhyun has added overtaxed mother into the group chat overtaxed mother: oh nododoism: welcome back hoeovertaxed mother: oh yeah by the way i found super glue in the freezer for some reasondodoism: HMmarkle sparkles: i swEAR IM NOT PART OF THISyutah <3: we know you're too much of a dumbassmarkle sparkles: STOP BULLYING MEprostitute t-rated: this is child abuse at its finest 🍵leader uwu: mmm mark's out of the list, yukhei's off the list, kun can't possibly be since he never went over to the 127 dorm unless he's invited, hyuck no..overtaxed mother: and im pretty sure i should be off the listdodoism: sure thing honeythis is the SEO: including me i nevrr wanted to touch that thingginger taeil: i was eating sogayhyun: i was busy muting this hell holedodoism: ok what about yuwinyutah <3: are you accusing usdodoism: basicallyprostitute t-rated: that's sadyeschengie <3: i dont even know what tampons are..hyuckie kisses: i mean he thought they were cheese stickswhipped pimp:whipped pimp: howthis is the SEO: im sorry but that's sadyeschengie <3: >:(dickless: dont be mean to my childdodoism: if it's none of you THEN WHO THE FUCK IS ITginger taeil: are you sure it isnt youdodoism: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT TO MY OWN MICROPHONEovertaxed mother: alright it's settled that it was no one who did itdodoism: BUT BUT BUTgayhyun: we can always try to take the tampons offdodoism: ughhyuckie kisses: now can we move on to my CASE BECAUSE MY MOST PRIZED POSSESSION POSTER IS STOLENhyuckie kisses: AND ITS PROBABLY ANY OF YOU BECAUSE YOU HATE MEyutah <3: nah we love youyutah <3: i thinkprostitute t-rated: PFTFYDFTDYhyuckie kisses: i see how it is 😤this is the SEO: ok but seriously i dont think any of us stole and hid your posterhyuckie kisses: hOW ARE YOU SO SURE OF THATovertaxed mother: fOR FUCKS SAKE DONGHYUCK IM PRETTY SURE YOU MISPLACED IThyuckie kisses: BITCH I HAVE IT HUNG UP IN MY ROOM AND IM CERTAIN I HAVE NEVER MISPLACED ITyeschengie <3: jesus christgayhyun: why can't i sit here and calmly enjoying my peacedodoism: there's no such thing as peace, kid 7:56 pm emo as fuck: what the fuck did i just readhyuckie kisses: hell with old gays<3 small moomin <3: that's sadmarkle sparkles: it was tortureugly mineral: yeah i can see thatemo as fuck: and what are tampons like they kept talking about tamponsovertaxed mother: it's nothing childemo as fuck: butovertaxed mother: it's nothing childemo as fuck:cuntfuckphin: ok that was eventfulhyuckie kisses: IM STILL PISSED MY POSTER WENT MISSINGdodoism: maybe it'll come backhyuckie kisses: when exactlydickless: probably nevermoist furry: ehmost furry: you can always buy a new onehyuckie kisses: you seehyuckie kisses: im lazyhyuckie kisses: and a lazy bitch like me will probably order one until decades have passedyutah <3: he's just painting his nails with clear nail polish and wearing gucci high heelshyuckie kisses: don't expose me like thatprostitute t-rated: is he on his diva tantrum againginger taeil: yeshyuckie kisses: nogayhyun: yeshyuckie kisses: NOmoist furry: guys i have an important questionwhipped pimp: i almost broke my armyeschengie <3: yes go onmoist furry: is it just me or are the dorms colder than beforethis is the SEO: now that you mention itmarkle sparkles: hmmmmmm i see no differenceemo as fuck: YOU'RE WEARING SHORTS AND A TANK TOP WHAT THE FUCKthis is the SEO: he's been at canada ever since he was a baby what do you thinkovertaxed mother: now that you mention it its actually fucking cold and im wearing a sweatshirtdodoism: who broke the ventsginger taeil: well that must be unconVENTionalthis is the SEO: did you just<3 small moomin <3: he did not justleader uwu: bye leader uwu has left the group chatdodoism has left the group chatthis is the SEO has left the group chatemo as fuck has left the group chat prostitute t-rated: that's sadovertaxed mother: im tired of this shit hyuckie kisses: someone add them back im lazy yutah <3 has added leader uwu, dodoism, and 2 others into the group chat ginger taeil: welcome backprostitute t-rated: whalecumthis is the SEO: where can i debunk my life insuranceemo as fuck: take me with you pleasedodoism: ok but LIKE WHO THE FUCK BROKE THE VENTS BECAUSE THATS WHY IT'S COLD HEREdickless: why would someone intentionally break them like-cuntfuckphin: pretty sure that's none of us rightginger taeil: maybe eVENTually the vents will be fixed so it'll be finehyuckie kisses: KEN YOU FUCKING NOT WITH THE VENT PUNSemo as fuck: SPEAK OF YOURSELF YOU HYPOCRITEhyuckie kisses: FUCK OFF hyuckie kisses has changed ginger taeil's name to unfunny ugly mineral: ok at least they're not dad jokes they're the worst-gayhyun: taeil- can someone control him pLEASE DONGYOUNG IS ABOUT TO SHOVE A LAMP UP HIS ASSdodoism: AND IM ABOUT TOwhipped pimp: IM ACTUALLY CRYINGyeschengie <3: i want to leaveovertaxed mother: you're not alonemarkle sparkles: we are a happy family am i right or am i rightemo as fuck: you're wrongprostitute t-rated: @hyuckie kisses who the fuck is kenhyuckie kisses:

<3 small moomin <3: he's one ugly fucker right therehyuckie kisses:

hyuckie kisses: he gets worsemoist furry: no shitunfunny: that reminds me of someone- the first picwhipped pimp: wholeader uwu: whounfunny: markunfunny: except a more tragic bowl haircutmarkle sparkles: CAN YOU NOT BULLY ME WHAT DID I DO TO YOU ALLthis is the SEO: i have fallen and now im cryingcuntfuckphin: omg i remembercuntfuckphin:

markle sparkles: NO STOP WHAT ARE YOU OINDGugly mineral:

markle sparkles: STOP IT IV EALREADY SEEN MEMES OF THOSE SOTIOPTleader uwu: you guys are meanleader uwu: but at least he doesnt look like doraleader uwu:

gayhyun: wow apparently its national abuse mark daymarkle sparkles: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEANmarkle sparkles: IM LEAVING YOU ALLhyuckie kisses: he crashed into my roomhyuckie kisses: now he's suffocating mehyuckie kisses: h e l povertaxed mother: nowhipped pimp: let the boy love you manhyuckie kisses: hES LITERALLY SUFFOCATING MEdodoism: guys im still cold and idk whO THE FUCK IS GONNA FIX THE VENTSdickless: then go get more blanketscuntfuckphin: guys guyscuntfuckphin: you know what this meansunfunny: whatcuntfuckphin: CUDDLE FESTdickless: my single ass can't handle thatyeschengie <3: I GOT THE BLANKETSyutah <3: you can join us if you want we're gonna binge watch animedickless: ig<3 small moomin <3: aw how softmoist furry:moist furry: are you crying-<3 small moomin <3: no im notcuntfuckphin: he's crying isn't he i can smell it all the way from jisung's roomwhipped pimp: ^prostitute t-rated: ew you gays are being even more gayer than methis is the SEO: we're being gay so its okunfunny: right so im assuming everyone is cuddling each otherovertaxed mother: yaovertaxed mother: i got an empty space on my bed so you can come over if you wantunfunny: no it's fineyutah <3: take the offer you bitchunfunny: whatyutah <3: i said you should go over to taeyong's he's probably freezing his ass offunfunny:unfunny: ok i guess- 
dodoism, gayhyun
 dodoism: hey you dont mind if i come over to your room rightgayhyun: no i wont minddodoism: thanks im actually freezing my ass offgayhyun: then come over and cuddle you hoe i have extra blanketsdodoism: ok fuck yougayhyun: <3dodoism: god why do you make me fall in lo|dodoism: god why do y|dodoism: god|dodoism: god i can't even handle you sometimes "you're such a dumbass, now we're responsible for the vent damages," the dark brunette slapped the chestnut hair boy who winced and scratched his nape sheepishly. the dark brunette then looked at the other boy, practically stabbing daggers into the other. "and you, why the hell do you have a michael jackson poster?""i thought maybe we can take it and use it as our surprise you know- hey! don't look at me like that, you never said we weren't allowed to take some stuff," the black haired boy pouted and held the poster of which it belonged to donghyuck, "by the way, i managed to super glue tampons onto the microphone.""and where did you even place them?""mark's room? and i panicked and threw the super glue into the freezer.""wait, why are there even tampons in here in the first place?" the chestnut haired boy piped up. the dark brunette only sighed and facepalmed. originally, they were supposed to leave gifts for the members anonymously for their surprise appearances but the two others thought it was boring and left pranks. well not exactly pranks.they somehow managed to find a pack of abandoned tampons and somehow stole a poster and about to return it AND broke the vents which they now have to fix.oh well, at least the plan was somewhat working.

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dysfunctional hell
 cuntfuckphin: BITCHES AND GALScuntfuckphin: IT IS TIMEunfunny: oh nomoist furry: is it time for mark to graduatemarkle sparkles: rudemoist furry:

overtaxed mother: who taught this kid memesdickless: the fuck are memesthis is the SEO: im not guiltyemo as fuck: please explain why jeno pulled up an image of a green uno reverse cardwhipped pimp: DID YOU KNOW THEY HAVE DOS NOWcuntfuckphin: ANYWAYSyutah <3: oh reallyyutah <3: isnt that just like a copy to uno except now there's two and you have to be down to twododoism: i wouldn't see any point in that unless you make an entirely different game but with same conceptwhipped pimp: thats what they're doing-dodoism: technicallycuntfuckphin: A N Y W A Y S<3 small moomin <3: why are we talking about unocuntfuckphin: BITCHcuntfuckphin: ANY FUCKING WAYScuntfuckphin: guess what today is :Dprostitute t-rated: decemberovertaxed mother: is it national kick my kids out of the building daycuntfuckphin: nocuntfuckphin: IT'S CHRISTMASyeschengie <3: christmas??leader uwu: Cleader uwu: Hleader uwu: Rleader uwu: Ileader uwu: Sleader uwu: Tleader uwu: Mleader uwu: Aleader uwu: Sleader uwu: !!!prostitute t-rated: hoe hoe hoehyuckie kisses: honk honk honkgayhyun: speaking of whichgayhyun: did we even hang the christmas tree up-unfunny: uh i dont think socuntfuckphin: you people disappoint memoist furry: we can just easily get it from the basement and hang it upovertaxed mother: anyone wanna volunteer i dont want to get trapped in there againdodoism: im sorry do you guys mean put up the christmas treewhipped pimp: isnt it hang upugly mineral: no it's put upyutah <3: how the fuck would you hang a christmas tree upemo as fuck: scienceleader uwu: has my life been a liethis is the SEO: im getting a headachedickless: guysdickless: why is mark on the couch chewing on a yarn ball stressfully and why the fuck is chenle tied up in ribbons<3 small moomin <3: story to short he wanted to help with decorating the tree and found the ribbons on the top shelf and you know what happened nextyeschengie <3: yuta yuta yuta can we bake christmas cookies??yutah <3: well if taeyong allows usunfunny: you people are making my heart squeezemarkle sparkles: is that supposed to be a complimentthis is the SEO: mark stop eating the yarn ball-gayhyun: and this is where hope left the chatemo as fuck: who the hell is playing christmas music with airhornsugly mineral: i apologize for my boyfriendhyuckie kisses: which one<3 small moomin <3: i have all the brain cells so you can guess who it isleader uwu: wHERe arE tHE pREsEnTsunfunny: we dont have anywhipped pimp: THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IT'S NOT CHRISTMAS WITHOUT ANY PRESENTSprostitute t-rated: we can just buy christmas presents and do secret santacuntfuckphin: YES BITCHcuntfuckphin: but do we go now oremo as fuck: don't we need to hang up the tree and decorate first-dodoism: taeyong are you still gonna let them in the kitchenovertaxed mother: I DONT TRUST ANYONE WITH MY GODDAMN KITCHEN EVER SINCE MARK RUINED ITmarkle sparkles: WHY ARE YOU THROWING ME UNDER THE BUSovertaxed mother: haVE YOU FORGOTTENhyuckie kisses: oopsgayhyun: donghyuck is the real bus throwerunfunny: is that what you call itmoist furry: i think 11:45 am overtaxed mother: are we done putting up the christmas tree<3 small moomin <3: pretty certainlyyeschengie <3: look at our cookies!!yeschengie <3: overtaxed mother: congratulations you didnt burn my kitchen downyutah <3: is that supposed to be a praisecuntfuckphin: JHSHDSDJFBSDJFN THE CHRISTMAS TREE IS UPcuntfuckphin:

this is the SEO: ok let's go christmas shopping nowprostitute t-rated: it's 11 and i'm too tiredcuntfuckphin: THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS IT'S TOO EARLY FOR CHRISTMASovertaxed mother: im getting a migrainemarkle sparkles: let's get this over withwhipped pimp: i feel like we're forgetting somethingyeschengie <3: ?whipped pimp: where's kun and jungwoododoism: weren't they here an hour agoemo as fuck: i thought they were doing smth i mean i overheard jungwoo asking kun for help on somethinmoist furry: 🤔leader uwu: oh sorry i needed help with the toilet because it was lockedunfunny: how do you lock a toilet im-hyuckie kisses: aren't there such thing as toilet lockshyuckie kisses:

dickless: i need one of those to lock the shit out of every toilets gayhyun: and why is thatdickless: yukhei keeps falling in the toilets or even lose shit in the toilet bc he's a clumsy foolmoist furry: im not surprisedmarkle sparkles: same<3 small moomin <3: hyung can i also get one for jisung and jenomoist furry: WHY MEugly mineral: because you're our babymoist furry: rEvErSE C aRdemo as fuck: i don't fall into toilets wtfymyeschengie <3: oh wait should we keep these cookies in the fridgeovertaxed mother: wouldn't want them to go to waste but you can put a mesh food cover over it which is in the cabinet somewhereyeschengie <3: okokwhipped pimp: what kun said is unfortunately sad and trueleader uwu: baby whyprostitute t-rated: hey google where can you get a non crackass boyfriendthis is the SEO: im sorry but all of us are crackasses that act high 24/7 and you're one as welldodoism: im the only sane one here tf you mean<3 small moomin <3: you can't forget about megayhyun: that's pretty debatableunfunny: are you asking for a death wish of getting a carrot shoved up your assyutah <3: what the hellmoist furry: what abt me aren't i sanedodoism: even though you're my sondodoism: you're not saneemo as fuck: and this is where i should be aborted on the day of christmasugly mineral: HOW WILL I LIVE WITHOUT YOUR MOCHI ASS SKINmarkle sparkles:dickless: fucking christ  
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 cuntfuckphin: @hyuckie kissescuntfuckphin: hYunG i heard you got hurt during practicehyuckie kisses: yeah but it's fine i can rest ugly mineral: are you okay? well now at least?hyuckie kisses: jsdj yep and im in my cast so it should be fine<3 small moomin <3: yOU LITTLE SHIT DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED WE WERE<3 small moomin <3: ESPECIALLY MARK HE'S BEEN WORRIED EVER SINCE YOU GOT YOUR INJURYhyuckie kisses: i can see that bc he's smothering me rnmoist furry: please feel better :(emo as fuck: ^emo as fuck: when we heard abt the news mark could barely sleep at night so i suggest you rest so he won't be as worriedhyuckie kisses: thanks smartassemo as fuck: stfuemo as fuck: but seriously you're a good friend and hyung to me and i would also be worried sick okaycuntfuckphin: why are we getting sentimental stop that imgonnacyr<3 small moomin <3: you're a crybabycuntfuckphin: are we gonna forget the fact kun exposed your ass for crying the most<3 small moomin <3: shut the fuck up you deformed dolphin 💕hyuckie kisses: korean please thank youhyuckie kisses: well anyways, thanks though and you guys really don't have to worry about me i'll be fine and recover. although im disappointed that i won't be able to participate in schedules and activities with the hyungs :(markle sparkles: nO SHuT tHe fUCk uP YoU'Re GonnA TakE A BrEAK WHEtHeR YoU liKe It oR nOtugly mineral: sis has snappedhyuckie kisses: lmao but it's ok bc i can make fun of you shits as i sip my hawaiian drink moist furry: ok now i take it backhyuckie kisses: bitch 5:04 pm "alright, kids. let's split up the money- wait how much money do we need?" taeyong mumbled to himself before doing the math in his head. the members had finished their business and whatnots and it was time to commence their secret santa shopping. everyone else was gathered into the main room and getting ready to do some christmas shopping for secret santa. on the couch, donghyuck was gathering sheets of paper and had a black sharpie in his hand to write everyone's name down for their secret santa raffle."well first off, we probably might need to be under the budget," taeil piped up and counting the members in the room."how about under thirty dollars? so then that would mean we would need five hundred and forty dollars..." the leader continued mumbling and pacing around, holding his phone, "but that would be a lot of money, how about under twenty-five dollars?""either way, there's eighteen of us and it's still going to be a lot of money to split it," renjun shrugged and sat on the arm of the couch in a cute way that made jeno and jaemin busted a major uwu, causing donghyuck to chuck a dead marker he had found at them for being "too whipped."after everyone had discussed their money budget—with the help of dongyoung's chart he had drew on the dry erase board—they stuck with twenty-five dollars and thought it would be a good challenge to get the best gift for their secret santa under their low budget. their manager was surprisingly okay with it and gave them the money they needed which taeyong then distributed money to each member. donghyuck finished writing everyone's names on separate sheets of paper that are now folded and placed them in a wooden cup, not without shaking it a little so they're mixed. once everyone had picked out their paper, they read who they got and donghyuck was the last one to pick out the last paper from the cup. he unfolded it and saw that he got mark, meaning he'll be getting his own boyfriend a gift."uh, do we get to go into pairs?" kun asked before folding his paper into squares and tucking it into his back pocket of his jeans."no one said we aren't allowed to," yuta grinned and hooked arms with sicheng who got flustered by the action and yukhei sending a smug look to him. kun sighed and shook his head.everything was settled and everyone managed to get into pairs which were mostly couples and there were three of three pairs which were renjun, jeno, and jaemin and youngho, chittaphon, and mark, and yuta, sicheng, and kun. aside from the trio, sicheng didn't want kun to get lost while mark had to be with a pair since donghyuck was still in his cast and didn't want to worsen his injury.taeyong had finished counting all of the members and fished out his phone, "make sure to keep your phones on and unmuted in case if anything happens. we can always stay connected into the group chat if we all are separated in different stores and such. by the way, donghyuck will you be okay to stay here? do you want any of us to buy something for your special person?"the younger chuckled and waved him off, "no it's fine, i can manage anyways. and i don't really need to buy anything, i'll make something myself because i'm a creative shit."the elder nodded, handing everyone face masks and caps after they have dressed up warmly. chittaphon had been complaining how it was already hot to wear anything more as jungwoo looked at him in a questioning manner, which he didn't bother to be concerned. the boy in a cast grabbed the youngest boy, jisung's attention that made him walk over to him and away from chenle."can you take me to hyungs' dorm?" donghyuck muttered. "specifically my room.""sure," replied jisung and he immediately escorted the older to his room as chenle silently watched the two go to the older members' dorms. renjun poked him to grab his attention and mouthing a 'what's wrong?' in chinese. the dolphin boy smiled and shook it off, saying he was just worried for his hyung and such which he actually is. with a bit of struggling—donghyuck basically leaning his entire weight on him to walk—they have finally reached to the dorms and are now searching for his room. along the way, they chatted about many things that made the both of them laugh. the others—except chenle—haven't noticed their disappearance due to their discussion at the last minute but it's mainly taeyong in his stressed mother mode and being afraid that his children will get lost. donghyuck had given jisung the directions to his room and once they arrived, donghyuck opened his room and walking in with the help of the other. he then sat down on his bed."thanks. by the way, who did you get?" questioned the older boy in a cast, getting comfortable in his own bed with the bed creeking slightly. jisung, on the other hand, almost choked at the sudden question. well, it wouldn't hurt to tell his friend and it's not like anyone will know."i got chenle hyung- and you better not tell anyone i swear!" he slightly rose his voice from being flustered and it got donghyuck cackling."don't worry, i won't," donghyuck winked teasingly at him before shooing the younger out of his room. "now go before you get your ass dragged.""gee, thanks."after the young brunette left his room, the lone boy sighed to himself and laid back on his bed. what could he possibly do now that the others are going on christmas shopping? it's not like he can buy anything as a gift but he can always make something as a gift- wait he isn't even good at crafting. well fuck.he sighed again and racked through his brain for any gift ideas. he has few hours to himself to come up with something or just chill by himself in his cold room. he threw the blanket over his nose and turned his phone on. it was cold without mark's warmth, he was basically his human heater but he was alone. but it's fine because there was one thing that he thought of. a gift idea to be exact. 6:57 pm
dysfunctional hell
 emo as fuck: mayhaps im lostcuntfuckphin: YOU WERE RIGHT BEHIND ME WHATovertaxed mother: WHERE EVEN ARE YOUemo as fuck: NEAR A TRASH CANcuntfuckphin: yOU RETARD THERE'S OVER MILLIONS OF TRASH CANS IN THE MALLemo as fuck: BUT IM NOT IN ANY STORES IM OUT IN THE OPENmarkle sparkles: there's millions of people you dumbass-emo as fuck: STFUemo as fuck: im on the second floor<3 small moomin <3: jesus fucking christ guys stop getting lostprostitute t-rated: easier said than donedickless: ok let's not get lost despite being separatedgayhyun: challenge failed<3 small moomin <3: oh shit where's jeno and jaeminugly mineral:ugly mineral: im blaming jenohyuckie kisses: what the actual fucking hellmoist furry: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I LOST THE BALLOONs AND WANDERED OFFugly mineral: AND WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED THE BALLOONSmoist furry: THEY'RE MY FRIENDS I WOULDN'T ABANDON THEMdodoism: let's calm the FUCK DOWN dodoism: now who here is lost and away from their partner(s)emo as fuck: im still lost and those two shits are as wellprostitute t-rated: this hoe hereovertaxed mother: oh my god THIS IS HARDER THAN I EXPECTEDthis is the SEO: that's what she saidovertaxed mother: SHUT THE FUCK UPcuntfuckphin: what's that-dickless: it's nothingunfunny: it's nothingyeschengie <3: >:( i can't find this certain storewhipped pimp: may the odds be in your favorunfunny: why are we referencing hunger gamesyutah <3: which store?yeschengie <3: this food store and there's three levels in the mall and it'll take a while to find :cleader uwu: oh! i passed that and it's on the second floor next to the bookstoreyeschengie <3: uwu thank youhyuckie kisses: can you hear my uwuswhipped pimp: time to use google mapthis is the SEO: can you actually use google map in the mallmoist furry: shouldn't that be possibleemo as fuck: IS NO ONE GOING TO FIND MEovertaxed mother: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOUemo as fuck: ON THE SECOND FLOOR NEAR THE TRASH CAN AND IM WITH ELDERLY PEOPLE AND THERES A HUGE ASS PLANT unfunny: wtf kidyutah <3:cuntfuckphin: JISUNG PA R RK<3 small moomin <3: i heard a dying dolphin all the way from the third floormarkle sparkles: pretty sure that's chenle right therethis is the SEO: oh hey i see him from the other side of the third floorthis is the SEO: oh he fell down the stairs-unfunny: taeyong is still in distress and im following him to the second floorhyuckie kisses: what the fuck is happening over theredodoism: hell is happening my childgayhyun: we're just around the corner and we can see taeyong aggressively going up the escalatoryeschengie <3: we have calmly reached to the food storecuntfuckphin: IM OK I DIDN'T DIEcuntfuckphin: WHERE ARE YOU ON THE SECOND FLOOR???emo as fuck: I JUST SAID ITemo as fuck: OK WHERE'S THE STAIRS YOU FELL FROMcuntfuckphin: IN THE CORNERemo as fuck: OK THEN IM TO YOUR RIGHT ON THE SIDE OF THE FLOORwhipped pimp: i still can't find the directions-markle sparkles: why am i friends with you againunfunny: so far we're on the second floor now and heading to jisungunfunny: also we saw chenle mad dashing through the crowdsugly mineral: festiveprostitute t-rated: hey guys im around the corner to your right i think and i need to use the bathroom-this is the SEO: uhhhhthis is the SEO: oh okdickless: don't tell me you almost forgot your left and rightdodoism: disappointed but not surpriseddodoism: oh yeah i got my gift and yoonoh is still getting hishyuckie kisses: isn't that lovelyemo as fuck: lELE IM OVER HE RE 7:21 pm hyuckie kisses: r u guys done shopping nowovertaxed mother: yuta is still trying to find a gift so we're almost doneunfunny: uhunfunny: google how do you find a gift in the mallleader uwu: i-<3 small moomin <3: where tf is sicheng hyungyutah <3: he said he's using the brwhipped pimp: this is the SEO: oh yeah yukhei why is your bag bigthis is the SEO: bigger than youwhipped pimp: you see-dickless: why do i feel like we're missing someoneovertaxed mother: for the beloved of godovertaxed mother: there should be 15 of us excluding yuta and sichengwhipped pimp: i feel disrespectedugly mineral: don't we allemo as fuck: guys where's chenleovertaxed mother:gayhyun: im standing right next to him and i can hear him cursing the living shit out of chenlecuntfuckphin: perhaps  i got myself lost on the escalator<3 small moomin <3: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU-dodoism: we don't question it under any circumstances<3 small moomin <3: i'll go get him i have a tracker on him anyways jfcmoist furry: you have a what nowcuntfuckphin: SINCE WHEN DO YOU HAVE ON E ON ME WHAT<3 small moomin <3: STAY WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE AND LET ME COME GET YOUyeschengie <3: what's happening i just got back and now going to the store where yuta's atmarkle sparkles: everything is happening i can't tell a n y m o r e hyuckie kisses:hyuckie kisses: it's better not to question any of the shit that has happened over there w you guys jesus christ what the hell is wrong with you allleader uwu: ^leader uwu: and i have learned the lessonprostitute t-rated: haven't we allovertaxed mother: ok overtaxed mother: okovertaxed mother: as long as no one dies we're fineunfunny: that's greatyutah <3: ok i got what i neededovertaxed mother: sAFELY GET HERE P LE  ASE<3 small moomin <3: ok i have retrieved the dolphin meat backcuntfuckphin: i-dickless: amazingwhipped pimp: my arms are dying im cr yinggayhyun: wtf did you even buywhipped pimp: a giftmarkle sparkles: that happened to behyuckie kisses: larger than your size?ugly mineral: can you guys not and keep your couple stuff to urselves thxemo as fuck: hypocrite smhunfunny: damnmoist furry: where can i go to hell 8:50 pm "jesus christ, hopefully they come back safe and sound," donghyuck muttered to himself as he was already settled in the main room on the couch right after he had dragged his sluggish ass out of his warm bed. it took centuries and surprisingly the others weren't back yet. he checked the time on the clock and sighed. "damn, they're taking a while."he started to relax in the empty room, taking in the peaceful silence without any ruckus or noise. it was too bad that he was injured. he could've joined with the others in shopping for gifts at the mall but at the same time, he didn't want to deal with any more chaos than he already had.after a few more minutes of waiting, he had finally heard the sound of the members coming in which meant they're back. everything happened quickly and all donghyuck could remember were the smiles and laughter from the younger and older members and it made his heart warm up inside. it was a mushy kind where it feels like some sort of happy family."QUICK!! OPEN YOUR PRESENT FROM YOUR SECRET SANTA!!" chenle shrieked in his dolphin voice as jisung was sighing and opening the wrappers of the present.everyone watched in amusement and enjoyed themselves and each others' companies.donghyuck, on the other hand, had opened his secret santa gift which was a michael jackson album and he appreciated for whoever bought it for him. speaking of which, his michael jackson poster was strangely returned and back in his room as if the theft never happened? anyway, he still had a big, golden ribbon on the top of his head after throwing himself at mark as his secret santa gift which made the canadian flustered as hell and everyone laughing and teasing. it was a great year for them and a great holiday.the boy looked out of the window. it was dark outside and he saw white flurries falling down from the sky gently and in a graceful way. his eyes followed the few detailed snowflakes that had fluttered down. donghyuck smiled to himself. despite having a crazy and full of cracks in his "family" or what everyone calls it, he was grateful that he had these people in his life.truly grateful. "aw, did you see that?? they're all getting along!!""jesus christ, i didn't know you were much of a fanboy.""don't be mean!""rude.""god, i want to join in but-""maybe some time?""i guess? but hey we can celebrate christmas with just the three of us!""oh no-"

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dysfunctional hell
 hyuckie kisses: my fellashyuckie kisses: how was your christmasovertaxed mother: it's almost the end of december and it's like 5 days after christmas-hyuckie kisses: shhhhh<3 small moomin <3: whoever got me ballet shoes i love themcuntfuckphin: iM OSBBBING WHO GOT ME A MATCHING BRACELT<3 small moomin <3: you're dumb check your charmscuntfuckphin: it's a chick<3 small moomin <3: now who has the dolphin charmcuntfuckphin:emo as fuck:cuntfuckphin: ugly mineral: oh god don't tell me he's cryingovertaxed mother: i just fucking woke up and this happensdodoism: basicallyovertaxed mother: can i ever get a breakprostitute t-rated: noovertaxed mother: was i talking to youovertaxed mother: nodickless: damnmarkle sparkles: im still traumatizedhyuckie kisses: love you too boo <3unfunny: disgustingemo as fuck: d i s g u s t i n g hyuckie kisses: speak of yourselfhyuckie kisses: and you're just jealousunfunny: jealous my asswhipped pimp: calm urselves-moist furry: noyeschengie <3: amazing way to start off our morning ain't itdickless: i just want sleepmarkle sparkles: i need 4 minutes of sleephyuckie kisses: baby-emo as fuck: dis gust inghyuckie kisses: ok stfu you little grown ass babyleader uwu: not to side with anyone but u were like that b4 you had mark :/dodoism: i mean he isn't wronghyuckie kisses: this is betrayal 😥gayhyun: sucks to be youhyuckie kisses: sucks to not have your milk you asked for decades ago doesn't it hundodoism: that needs a pound of ice damn-markle sparkles: are some others still somewhat asleepwhipped pimp: no we're awokeprostitute t-rated: can we proceedprostitute t-rated: and like fill ourselves in what the fuck happened last night bc i surely don't rememberovertaxed mother: didn't you get drunk on apple juicewhipped pimp: the apple juice was goodyutah <3: well let's seeyutah <3: who was sober last nightunfunny: except for the babies i'm pretty sure taeyong, myself, yoonoh, jungwoo, kun, and sicheng were still soberthis is the SEO: oh is that why my head felt like nicki minaj just kicked my headdodoism: i don't remember getting drunkunfunny: that's because you were drunk-cuntfuckphin: who's nicki minaj?dickless: and i see you finished cryingcuntfuckphin: yeahemo as fuck: there's so many tissues and my shirt is a puddle i can'thyuckie kisses: ok let's backtrack 
after jisung had opened his present by carefully unwrapping the wrappers because he didn't want to ruin it. they were chick patterned and it was purple! he set the wrappers and curly bows aside and opened the white rectangular box and saw several—extremely cute—chick plushes varying in different sizes from large, medium, small, and even tiny ones that looked portable. he took the medium sized chick with glasses and blushes on its cheek and caressed its fluffiness. it was surprisingly soft. the action made chenle shriek again but in uwus and that made most of the people in the room cover their ears. the young brunette looked through in the box again and pulled out a packaged chick phone keychain and was planning to attach it to his phone tomorrow morning. dongyoung had crossed his name on the list of who opened their present because there are too many people to keep track and it would be easier anyway. there was also a card inside the box which he didn't notice in the first place and he opened it, reading the message that was signed by the one and only jaemin who was his secret santa.

"jesus, this is going to take a long time," donghyuck sighed dramatically as he was sitting on mark's lap. the canadian still looked traumatized after what the korean had done which was surprise him by throwing himself onto the canadian. and apparently he was his present but he wasn't wrong though because he really loved his present—donghyuck—but he didn't want to admit it out loud. at least it earned good laughs from everyone in the room after stressful weekends. "by the way, how many of these shits opened their present i don't keep track."

"well, i mean so far we have three people who got their presents?" taeil shrugged and looked at his medium-sized present that was on his lap. it wrapped in black with gold stripes wrapping paper with a big gold bow on it. maybe he should save the wrapping and the bow to reuse it in some way because they look pretty to him. "maybe we can make it easier and whoever opened their present from their secret santa, the secret santa goes next to opening theirs and so on. just a thought."

"we should've done that in the first place," taeyong sighed and turned to the older and smiled at him, "but good idea though."
this strangely earned a blush from the eldest but the younger didn't notice his red ears and cheeks. yukhei was lowkey teasing the shit out of him but got smacked in return. and so the chain started from jisung and right after jisung was jaemin because he was his secret santa which wasn't much of a surprise.  jaemin started to unwrap the peach patterned wrapping paper that later revealed a small box. it was a black fancy box and he wondered what was inside that was worth at least twenty-five dollars. maybe it was a jewelry of some sort just like how he gave a matching couple bracelet to renjun who stopped wearing it. the thought made him pout slightly.
"hurry up and open it you shit stain," the brunette turned towards donghyuck and rolled his eyes. yuta sighed and shook his head. he sipped his tea and wondered when will the antics within the group can die down—but it didn't look like it'll die down any time. rest in peace.
"sorry your majesty, i was going to open it," he jokingly said and proceeded to open the fuzzy, black leather box. he was careful in opening it because the last time he opened this type of box, he accidentally hurt his finger when it snapped close on him. the anticipation filled him, why did he feel nervous? it's just opening a damn box. it felt like it was some kind of unexpected proposal but the box was rectangular, not a square. wow, aren't you stupid, he thought to himself. the box then revealed a silver necklace. it had his initials carved into the small rectangular charm that was attached and he gasped. it looked expensive. did his secret santa perhaps went over budget? his thoughts were cut off when he heard chittaphon whistle.
"damn, aren't you a lucky one. why can't you be like that to me, john?" youngho lightly smacked him on the thigh from the cringy nickname and the fact he made jaemin's face go red from his comment. in jaemin's honest opinion, it felt like it was either jeno or renjun who bought him the matching necklace. but didn't he already buy renjun a matching bracelet? so it must be jeno.

donghyuck sighed and watched. in the corner of his eyes, he saw jeno scooting closer to the younger and took the box from his hand. he saw how the brunette's eyes widen when he saw the same matching necklace on the older's neck. huh, they were disgustingly acting so cute and it was unbearable for donghyuck but at the same time, it made him internally coo. jeno grabbed the necklace out of its box and clipped it around jaemin's neck. on the other hand, renjun was still seated on the arm of the couch and intensely squealing silently to the point chenle looked at him with a weird look. but unfortunately, he became his victim and was shaken repeatedly. jisung looked over with a worried look. after the fluff fest, jeno was next to open his present—which was in a large back and it was rather big for a present—and it was difficult because there were three separate things in the bag. after unwrapping all of them, his face lit up so brightly that you needed two pairs of sunglasses.
all three of them were three different kinds of cat plushes in different colors. they were laying down and are stackable and two of them had their eyes opened and one had its eyes closed. they were adorable and looked very cuddleable. the smile on his face didn't falter and it only became brighter and brighter when he read the card, now knowing that yoonoh was his secret santa.
"yoonoh hyung, you really didn't need to buy all three," he turned to the said boy who was smiling back.

"oh, shut up. i know you wanted these ever since forever," yoonoh embraced the younger who tackled him into a hug. after they exchanged hugs, yoonoh opened his present that seemed a little flat and rectangular, also probably solid. once finished unwrapping, he gently picked up his present which was an iu album.

"you can't be serious," yoonoh was beyond shocked and he knew that these cost over the budget. he was focused on the album that he didn't notice a certain boy was looking at him with adoration. "

"technically, no one said we weren't allowed to go over budget," sicheng shrugged.

"but these cost over-"

"shush, as long as you love the present then the budget doesn't matter," dongyoung interrupted the younger out of nowhere. realizing what he did, his face flushed beet red and he covered his mouth.

"i- did you actually buy this? for me?" yoonoh tilted his head a little and looked at the older who was flustered. 
"i guess- just don't take it the wrong way!" he huffed in response and crossed his arms. taeyong nudged and teased him and dongyoung hushed him as well as smacked him on the arm out of his pissed manner. well, it was his normal thing to do when around the leader who really loved to tease the fuck out of him. as that was happening, yoonoh looked at the album and back at the bunny boy before giving him a warm and genuine smile as in a 'thank you.' now you can guess how the other's heart is trying not to rip itself out of his chest.
"moving on, we don't need any more mushy shit," the thai boy clapped his hands so they can proceed to open presents. dongyoung sighed and looked at his small presents. he cautiously opened them and saw that he got a scented candle and a... condom? dongyoung immediately looked at chittaphon knowing that it was probably him who gave him these.

"why the fuck did i get a condom? i mean thanks for the scented candle but really?" the boy held up the pack of clear condom. yuta had choked on his warm tea and sicheng patted his back and kun covering the dreamie's eyes including mark and donghyuck's.

"you know, just in case," chittaphon winked and looked at yoonoh who blushed aggressively.
 prostitute t-rated: it's too fucking long why can't we get to the good part besides opening presentsunfunny: haha how about we dontdodoism: I STILL FUCKING HATE YOU FOR GIVING ME A CONDOMdodoism: actually i hate you as a fucking persongayhyun: awemo as fuck: what's a condom though?markle sparkles: are they flavoreddodoism: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I DON'T FUCKING EAT CONDOMSprostitute t-rated: can you taste flavored condoms if you give someone a blowjob when someone is wearing itprostitute t-rated: but yeah it's flavoredovertaxed mother: THERE ARE FUCKING KIDS HERE<3 small moomin <3: i want to unbreathemoist furry: rENJUN NO-cuntfuckphin: is he trying to suffocate himself in moomin againhyuckie kisses: more likely yeschengie <3: sighwhipped pimp: wait but how do you know if it's flavored or notprostitute t-rated: it says it on the packprostitute t-rated: and you'd know if you taste itwhipped pimp: but i don't-markle sparkles:markle sparkles: yeah you're right he doesn'tdodoism: FUCKIN FRUIT LOOPS WHYdickless: can we notemo as fuck: NO ONE HASN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTIONgayhyun: wait but why does he need condomunfunny: ^it's not like he's gonna fuck someone i meanemo as fuck: i-overtaxed mother: THERE ARE FUCKING KIDS HEREprostitute t-rated: ok sweetie a condom is basically for yourkwjhsavkl v;dv/d.vdickless: you're welcomeleader uwu: 🙏🙏leader uwu: we shalln't have the innocence be taintedthis is the SEO: why are we talking about condomsthis is the SEO: and i told you to stop giving ppl condoms even flavored onesyutah <3: im actually reconsidering if there are any innocence within the groupprostitute t-rated: sorry fAThEr they're rare flavors okmarkle sparkles: aren't they-prostitute t-rated: IN MY FUCKING EYES THEY ARE I NEVER FOUND ANY IN THAILANDcuntfuckphin: i don't understandemo ad fuck: can we cuddle pls and ignore these peoplecuntfuckphin: uwuleader uwu: !!!! soft hours!!hyuckie kisses: anyways let's proceed-ugly mineral: let's get to the good part that i have no clue what we're talking aboutemo as fuck: ?? what exactly happened after we sleptmarkle sparkles: shit happenedhyuckie kisses: bet you it involved taeil and taeyong hyungunfunny: no stfuunfunny: you wouldn't know bc you were sleepinghyuckie kisses: i got markprostitute t-rated: 👀markle sparkles: but i was drunk-hyuckie kisses: OK THEN I HAVE THE SOBER HYUNGS  
after dongyoung had opened his present, the others got to open their presents as well. chittaphon had gotten a book, "i'm not a hoe" by jungwoo, jungwoo got a stuffed snoopy from yukhei, yukhei then got an nct dream album—and perhaps cried—by kun who got a magician set from taeil. after that, taeil opened his present and received a handmade nct memory album that had polaroid pictures in them from taeyong. taeyong got at least four packages of febreze from youngho. this earned a complaint from donghyuck who said the elder already had cans of febreze overfilling the cabinets back in the dorms. this proceeded with youngho opening his present from mark which was a book full of saxophone lessons. since the canadian already went, they skipped to donghyuck. he got a pack of pork belly and a get better card which he appreciated it. ("aw, how sweet of you, yuta hyung!" sicheng clapped and smiled at his boyfriend who was flushed pink at the praise. donghyuck snorted and earned a word from jisung who said it was surprising that someone cared for him jokingly. chenle had gently slapped him by the shoulder. but who was he kidding? donghyuck is a sun and who wouldn't care for him?)

yuta, who was donghyuck's secret santa, got several mangas that he never got the chance to buy after unwrapping and opening his present. and somehow, he knew it was his boyfriend who bought them for him and this resulted in him hugging the chinese boy in an affectionate way. sicheng pushed him off and giggled when the older pouted at him, but he needed to open his present. it was a thoughtful gift because it was a cookbook from renjun and he had always wanted to improve with his cooking ever since nct life.

the last two remaining boys were renjun and chenle which meant chenle was his secret santa. they opened theirs at the same time and renjun gaped at his ballet necessities. he had always complained to chenle that he barely has anything to practice his ballet and resorted to using his shoes and tried not to break a bone. for chenle, he got a matching bracelet since he got a chick charm on his. it was from jisung but he was oblivious so he didn't know it was from his own boyfriend.

"ge, do you know who gave this to me?" the dolphin boy showed the bracelet that he already wore on his wrist. before renjun get to answer or jisung piping up that it was him, they were interrupted

"alright, kids. it's your bedtime now," taeyong clapped his hands and pointed at the clock which was eleven at night. the dreamies in the room groaned and chenle sighed, not getting the chance to know who his secret santa is. time flew by fast because it was eight a moment ago and after they opened their presents—which somehow took over three hours—it was already eleven.

"oh, come on! i'm apart of your unit so technically i have the privileges," donghyuck whined and wanted to stay to see the action that might happen.

"oh, shush. you're going to bed whether you like it or not," retorted renjun. jeno had given donghyuck a piggy back ride as the eldest of the dreamies led them back to their dorms despite the protests and whines that they wanted to stay. after they were gone, yukhei had gotten up to go to the kitchen.

"so what are we gonna do now?" kun calmly asked while yuta was refilling his tea.

"well, it's obvious why we made the kids go to bed," yoonoh responded and leaned back into the couch.

he was right though, aside from sending the dreamies to bed on their bedtime, they were going to have the best night of their life on christmas which was getting drunk and maybe sober. yukhei had come back with three bottles of "apple juice" which is what they would call it and set it on the table along with shot glasses for everyone. everyone adjusted and gathered around so they can reach over to their shot glass. the chinese opened one bottle of "apple juice" and began pouring on every shot glasses.

chittaphon had come up with an idea to make the night more fun and smirked, "hoes, i have a great game suggestion we should do."

"and what is that?" taeil raised an eyebrow and was conflicted to feel worried or not of what the thai boy will suggest.

"if you guys want this to be more fun, we should play would you rather with a twist. if someone answers a question from the person who asks them, they have to do what they chose for the question and if they refuse to do either of them, then they have to take a shot every time."

there were two types of people; the ones that seem interested in the suggestion and the ones who just groan and contemplate their choices. well, at least it was better than sitting around being bored and getting drunk. everyone agreed to the idea, but they were missing something.

"don't we need a bottle or something so it'll be easier?" yuta questioned. luckily, chittaphon had an empty spare bottle in his hand so his question was answered. they all sat in a big circle with the empty bottle in the center. however, sicheng looked the most confused but he decided to keep quiet and watch how the game worked. the first one to go was chittaphon since he wanted to go first and he was the one to suggest the game. he spun the bottle and it landed on the poor bunny.

"okay, would you rather dance and slut drop to sunmi's heroine or speak in english for the entire game?" if looks can kill, the thai boy would be dead by now because dongyoung was basically glaring into his soul. he was decent in english and have covered english songs but he wasn't as fluent as youngho, mark, chittaphon, and yoonoh. plus, his english pronunciations were off and still had an accent to it. but to avoid having to suffer he had to dance to heroine but he will embarass himself in front of yoonoh and he didn't want that. if he took a shot then he wouldn't have to do either of them but it would mean he's the first one to do so.

"fuck you this is why i hate you," dongyoung scowled and stood up, preparing himself. everyone cheered and whistled, knowing that he chose to dance to heroine. youngho grabbed his phone out and went on youtube to play heroine. after finding the video, he turned the volume to maximum. honestly, dongyoung hadn't practiced much on the choreography but he had seen it on tv before so it should be fine. but no, he was wrong. he realized the choreography involved with a chair. seeing his panicked expression, the thai's smirk grew darker.

"let's not forget the chair."

and this was the downfall of kim dongyoung. once the song started, it was immediate chaos. in the beginning, he sat down on the chair and tried to copy the dance moves around the chair which didn't work out well. mark was cracking up and laughing hysterically while slapping youngho on the arm multiple times because apparently he found the older suffering was funny. jungwoo was a postive ball and cheered on dongyoung no matter how much he's suffering, of course, yuta was calmly watching and recording it for possible blackmail along with chittaphon, and yoonoh was aggressively blushing when the older tried to act somewhat sexy.

"i honestly hate you all," the dancing boy glared at everyone as he dropped to the floor at the specific part of the song, "and i'm going to strangle you all if you're using this as blackmail."

at this point, mark was crying endless tears and he fell on the floor and clutching his stomach with youngho and taeyong looking at the canadian boy in concern. after the song ended, dongyoung kicked the chair across the room and sat back down, still glaring at everyone, and spun the bottle. this continued when mark had to take about three shots.

"would you rather steal renjun's moomin plush or flirt with the manager?" one shot.

"would you rather get a wedgie or eat ketchup and mustard mixed together?" another shot.

"would you rathe-" and another shot.

poor mark, he's already drunk from three shots while everyone was sober or close to being drunk. it was a big mess while the dreamies were sleeping. the canadian passed out from the "apple juice" on top of yukhei who was also drunk and passed out on the floor. sicheng continued and spun the bottle, letting it land on taeil.

"do a handstand for one turn or um... confess to your crush?" sicheng said. yuta drunkingly swung his arm around the chinese and patted him on the arm and the boys in the room cheered and chanted for the eldest to confess. taeil only blushed and decided to do a handstand against the wall and the boys booed at him.

"you're- hic! no fu- hic!" the drunk japanese hiccuped at the korean who was doing his handstand. sicheng sighed and let his boyfriend rest his head on his shoulder. he was really cuddly, basically having both his arms wrapped around his waist and nuzzling his head into his shoulder. donghyuck would've morphed his face into disgust from the pda but the little shit was asleep so. taeyong continued on taeil's turn and spun the bottle, soon landing on jungwoo.
"wear high heels and dance to regular or draw on yukhei's face?" the leader asked and jungwoo grinned cutely, grabbing a washable marker out. who thought the boy was also mischievous. he proceeded to go over to the passed out body and drew cute doodles on his face because he wasn't that evil. by the time he finished, all the drunk boys; youngho, chittaphon, yuta, and dongyoung—who was cuddling into yoonoh's chest—were all passed out. the remaining boys were sober and they all agreed to end the game since the devil was now asleep soundly. kun had put away the empty bottle, jungwoo tried to get yukhei and mark's body on the couch, yoonoh carried dongyoung bridal style to their dorm as sicheng followed him and tried to drag yuta. now it was only taeil and taeyong left who decided to help each other and carry the shot glasses and remaining bottles of alcohol to the kitchen. taeil placed the bottles back into the cabinets while taeyong was cleaning the shot glasses with his washing gloves on. the elder found himself leaning against the wall at the opening of the kitchen and staring at the younger's back who was washing the glasses. he looked breathtaking. by the time the younger finished washing the glasses and took his gloves off, he found the other boy staring at him.
"earth to taeil hyung?" taeyong waved his hand in front of taeil who snapped out of his trance and redness spread across his cheeks.

"s-sorry," he apologized and earned a chuckle from the other which he thought was attractive.

"let's go back to the dorms and get ready to go to bed, yeah?"

"mm."
 unfunny: alright let's end it therehyuckie kisses: BUT THE GOOD PARTunfunny: there wasn't any good part bc you guys were asleep and the others were passed out 👀prostitute t-rated: what if there isdodoism: oh so that happeneddodoism: i hate you for thatprostitute t-rated: ;)prostitute t-rated: at least you made someone almost nut<3 small moomin <3: tf is that supposed to meanovertaxed mother: it's nothing-dodoism: also yoonoh wy the ufck did you leave me alone in mY BEDgayhyun: bc i had to go to my own room-dodoism: BUT I HAD TO USE THE BATHROOM AND I HAD A HEADACHE AND I COULD BARELY WALK AND NO ONE WAS THEREyeschengie <3: aw :(leader uwu: :cmarkle sparkles: did i actually laugh that muchmoist furry: no wonder i couldn't sleep last nightmoist furry: you people were loud >:(ugly mineral: awwwwwdodoism: all of you are fake ass hoes except for the children and jungwooovertaxed mother: WHAT DID I DOdodoism: everything dodoism has changed gayhyun's name to jaehoedodoism has changed prostitute t-rated's name to real hoe dickless: damnthis is the SEO: so sadjaehoe: i can feel the love from over here real hoe: im offended im the most holy kidunfunny: bitch whereyutah <3: oh yeah i was wondering who placed the mistletoe right at the kitchen bc i had to get rid of it after christmashyuckie kisses:hyuckie kisses: OH? unfunny has removed hyuckie kisses from this group chatmarkle sparkles has added hyuckie kisses into the group chatunfunny has removed hyuckie kisses from this group chathyuckie kisses has joined the group chat unfunny: what the fuhyuckie kisses: you can't stop a divaemo as fuck: and now we learn that mark hyung is whippedmarkle sparkles: speak of yourselfwhipped pimp: 👀 7:21 pm dodoism: INHALE dodoism has removed jaehoe from this group chat dodoism: guys h e l povertaxed mother: wow surprising that you're asking for help from usdodoism: do you want me to break your face inovertaxed mother: end my suffering thxleader uwu: i hear someone is in distressreal hoe: and it's that bitch right theredodoism: that's medodoism: anyways i need helpthis is the SEO: help on whatleader uwu: wait why did you kick yoonoh out thoughdodoism: well let's just saydodoism: i like someone and now im gay panicking after remembering the other nighthyuckie kisses: TEAmarkle sparkles: stfu and let him finishyutah <3: ok so you like someoneleader uwu: what did you exactly remember dodoism: oh you know i was extra touchy when i was drunk and uhyeschengie <3: and why are you panicking exactly-dodoism: bECAUSE WHAT IF HE WAS WEIRDED OUTunfunny: unfunny: damn aren't you obliviousmoist furry: i heardunfunny: i mean you should've seen him he was a blushing mess so im pretty sure he wasn't weirded outhyuckie kisses: who exactly are we talking aboutcuntfuckphin: look who he kicked outhyuckie kisses: oh-dodoism: OK SO NOW WHAT SHOULD I DOleader uwu: try to relax yourself and not overthink thingsleader uwu: yknow you have probably pined enough so how about it's time to confess?dodoism: hmmdodoism: not yetdodoism: i dont know if im ready or notleader uwu: take your time

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oh bloody hell.mark had dozed off in math class out of exhaustion from staying up at three in the morning to finish his math homework and writing his music composition for music class. and he had to doze off at the perfect day where the teacher had assigned them textbook pages for the upcoming test. and obviously, he was stressed and ran a hand through his hair. he had a few minutes left to ask someone for the textbook pages before math class ends so he used all his brain power to find someone who looked smart enough. mark roamed around class, passing by a few students who were chattering about their day until he found himself at the front desk where a small boy sat. he tapped his shoulder and the boy turned around, giving him a look with his raised eyebrow."do you perhaps- uh, know the textbook pages?" the canadian sheepishly asked the boy."did you even pay attention in class?" the boy he asked talked in fluent korean with a bit of accent. it was safe to assume he wasn't korean. he looked cute but he seemed sassy contrasting to his appearance that screamed out "pure boy.""i accidentally fell asleep. but seriously, i need the textbook pages-"mark was interrupted by the bell ringing, meaning that class was over and it was time for the next class which was science. he groaned in distress, already thinking of his doom. the boy who was packing up his things noticed his distress, so he was generous and kind enough to peel a muji sticky note and write down something on it. he poked the canadian which caught his attention before slapping the sticky note on his chest."have my number and contact me after school. and don't try pranking me or else i'll slit you- also i gotta go, i have art class right now," the dark brunette grabbed his bag and hurried out the door, leaving mark dumbfounded. he hadn't even gotten his name. ◗◖003****** is this the correct person? read ✓hello? read✓???? read✓003******: who the hell are you003******: i'm gonna block you if this is a prankWTF NO IT'S ME FROM MATH CLASS003******: oh003******: right, it's you the one who didn't pay attention in classsassy much?003******: ig but i have other friends who are sassier lol003******: anyway you wanted the txtbk pages rightyeah003******: well i have to go do the dishes so maybe i'll tell you laterand how long does it take to do the dishes003******: i'm efficient so maybe a few minutes. anyways, i'll see you in a bitok read✓ 4:02 pm 003******: hello!!? you already finished whatever you were doing?003******: wym? do you mean ge? he's currently doing the disheswho's ge-003******: hsjdjfh he's my cousin, his name is renjunrightso who are you then?003******: i'm chenle but who are you and why do you have his #i was gonna ask him for the textbook pages?by the way i'm mark003******: 🤔🤔🤔 are you international?yeah, from canadaanywayscan i know the textbook pages-003******: oh sorry i don't know the textbook pages i'm not in your class003******: but i have friends who might know!! but they're on a different appi may have the app of whatever you're talking about003******: ooh ok i'll add you then!! ◗◖
BRAIN CELL EJACULATION
h.renjun has added l.mark into the group chat p.jisung: hooray another idiot to our collectionl.taeyong: chenle why the fuck did you add in a stranger h.renjun: nOT MY FAULT RENJUN GE LEFT HIS PHONE AND I WAS CURIOUSh.renjun: HE WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE NAMED MARK AND HE'S CANADIANq.kun: that's a firstl.mark:k.dongyoung: i can smell his uneasinessl.mark: il.mark: why is the name of the group chat-m.taeil: we don't question itn.yuta: i still cry sometimes like how does one have one word autocorrected into three wordsw.yukhei: we don't question i tw.kunhang: i would like to clarify that technically if a cell can make sexual reproduction by making a bridge to transfer its dna into another it's basically ejaculation except it's a cell ejaculation so if the brain cells can reproduce then they are ejaculating from one another to reproducex.dejun: please stfu i already had to struggle with sciencej.yoonoh: oh look we have another foreign kids.youngho: welcome to hell kid now who are youl.mark: uhl.mark: i'm in high school and i happened to be in the same class as the boy named 'renjun'l.mark: and i still haven't gotten the textbook pagesl.jeno: moodh.renjun: CHENLE YOU LITTLE SHITz.chenle: :'Dh.renjun: great now he's gonna be with usl.yangyang: that's not nicek.jungwoo: ^l.chittaphon: so mark kid, what brings you herel.mark: i need textbook pages bc i have an upcoming math testl.chittaphon: ohl.chittaphon: well you see, most of us are in college (which we aren't thriving) so try asking the younger onesl.mark: and who exactly are..p.jisung: there's me, lele, norenmin hyungs, donghyuck hyung, and the three that had transferred in six months agon.jaemin: i heard my namel.yangyang: which period do you have for math?l.mark: fourthl.jeno: oooo us 00 liners are in the same math classn.jaemin: huh how come i haven't seen ul.donghyuck: oh ew i have to be stuck with a music nerdl.mark: stful.mark: can anyone tell me the textbook pagesk.jungwoo: um guysk.jungwoo: the kitchen is burningl.taeyong: WHATl.taeyong: I TOLD SOMEONE TO WATCH IT OVER n.yuta: yeah about thatj.yoonoh: oh non.yuta: iN MY DEFENSEn.yuta: I FELL ASLEEP BECAUSE I WAS TIRED FROM STUDYINGk.dongyoung: JESUS FUCKS SOMEONE GET ME CLOTH AND A FANd.sicheng: i think we need more than thatw.kunhang: im worried-q.kun: this is normalw.yukhei: im sol.mark: im concernedl.mark: very very concernedl.mark: and wondering how you guys metm.taeil: STORYTIMEz.chenle: your stories are boringm.taeil: i-h.renjun: since i have the brain cells here i'll explainh.renjun: basically myself and the other young shits met in the same school and we formed a friend grouph.renjun: and since chenle and i know sicheng hyung, he knows the other hyungs which made us form a separate friend group for ppl from china or somewhere around there and since yukhei hyung knows jungwoo hyung, jungwoo hyung knows the rest of the hyungs which is how all of us met and became friends and made a group chatl.donghyuck: perhaps my brain diedl.chittaphon: didn't think you would have onex.dejun: DAMNx.dejun: but yeah basicallyl.mark:l.mark: well isn't that nicek.dongyoung: AEVH UFKC THE CLOTH IS ON FIREl.taeyong: WHAT THE FUCKd.sicheng: gET THE WATERs.johnny: im just gonna not step out of my roomq.kun: you can go do that while we are burning alivem.taeil: the loven.jaemin: oh yeah since mark is now apart of usn.jaemin: let's meet him tomorrow!h.renjun: and why would we do thatl.jeno: seems like a logical thing i mean i dont think none of us have interacted with him at schoolp.jisung: now that just sounds sadl.yangyang: imcryingw.yukhei: so we managed to put out the firej.yoonoh: we have a burnt pan now and taeyong is gonna be pissedl.chittaphon: HE WOULDN'T BE IF YOU DIDN'T MENTION ITl.taeyong: BITCH THAT WAS A LIMITED EDITION PANl.mark: what the fuck did i get myself intol.mark: i just wanted the textbook pagesh.renjun: oh righth.renjun: the pages are 415-500l.mark:l.mark: there goes my sleep ◗◖ another tiring day for mark lee, hooray. he managed to cram all the textbook pages in the middle of five am which is the time he usually would wake up- oh wait he didn't get any sleep. sucks to be him. anyway, yesterday was something pretty interesting that happened because he got to talk to people and some were even at his school. while he was doing his homework, the boy named donghyuck planned to have a meeting at lunch in the very far corner. according to him, they were the 'loners squad' even though they were popular amongst the girls and even boys. mark didn't know why but he felt nervous? he did meet renjun during math class but he never paid attention to the others so it was basically his first time interacting with them and he didn't want to make a fool of himself even though he probably did in front of renjun. time passed by quicker than he expected—he was excited and stressed with the first meet up—but he didn't mind since it was now lunch period. normally, he had nothing to look forward to but now it was the opposite.the canadian grabbed his lunch from his locker—it was a decent meal that he made himself—and started going to the cafeteria, trying to remember where they're going to meet. when he got to the cafeteria, he started looking for a specific table in a far corner. it took a while since there were many students and it was difficult to see even in his contacts. when he got closer to the table, he could see nine boys sitting there who were excitedly talking and laughing. he wasn't five feet in and he can already hear a dolphin shriek that busted his eardrums."LOOK! IT'S MERK!!" he saw a blonde boy getting up from his seat and shrieked again that made everyone at the table cover their ears."how would you even know it's mark, he never revealed his face-" another boy who had chestnut brown hair had never looked so confused in his life which made mark feel bad. finally, he had made his appearance and was currently standing rather awkwardly in front of the table."uh, i'm mark?" the brunette responded, sounding more like a question."welcome, child. i'm donghyuck and these are shitheads over there," the sun-kissed boy gestured towards the other boys. "come sit down."after mark had sat down which he was next to renjun, everyone started to introduce themselves. he found out the three boys who sat together across from him are dejun, kunhang, and yangyang. the two older boys sometimes are referred to as xiaojun and hendery which they didn't mind at all. the boys who were next to renjun were jeno and jaemin. he also had to keep a note in the back of his brain that jaemin is very touchy and flirty. the blonde boy who had screamed was chenle and he sat next to a tall looking boy named jisung and he was the youngest of them all. it was interesting, to say the least.at first, mark felt awkward sitting at the table but he eventually got comfortable with them because they were a bunch of hooligan teenagers who were still youthful to this day. it was pretty hilarious because they sometimes argued over small things or even roast each other which was apparently normal within their group. he had participated apart of the conversation and somehow went from talking about donghyuck's drama life to cactus sexuality.lunch break had ended and kids were going back to classes and it was temporarily the end of the group meet up because they refused to not find more ways to hang out with all ten of them together this time. so instead, they have gone through everyone's schedule to see if they all have the same classes together to get to chat and have been planning several hangouts including whose house they will crash to. mainly, chenle's house was the main victim because it was big and spacious as kunhang would say. well, after all, the dolphin boy was rich so he wouldn't be surprised if he owned maids."alright, we can arrange a hang out at chenle's mansion," donghyuck declared. with the young chinese boy protesting."my house isn't even cleaned yet- and it's not a mANSION!" mark, who was near him, had to cover his ears from the high-pitched voice crack."your house is the size of a mansion, lele," jisung sighed. ◗◖ "ALRIGHT HOES AND BITCHES, WE HAVE A MEETING TO DISCUSS," the diva boy spanked the wooden floor of the dolphin's room with a durable fan, emitting a loud smacking noise."what now," jisung sighed and rolled his eyes, already tired of dealing with the older boy."SO SINCE IT'S THE FIRST OF JANUARY-""are we invited to hang out with hyungs??" yangyang interrupted him as he was jumping up and down from the floor, looking like a hyper and an excited puppy. the scene made both dejun and kunhang uwu."ye-""THEN THAT MEANS WE NEED TO GET READY!!" chenle shrieked, interrupting poor donghyuck. he went over to his mega closet and started choosing warm attires for the weather which was a little windy."FOR FUCK'S SAKE LET ME FUCKING FINISH," donghyuck snapped and afterward huffed, making mark gulp. "anyway, yeah they're picking us up around four and they already know we're at chenle's big ass house.""festive~ where will we be going, though?" jaemin tapped his chin.dejun had thought about it for a few minutes before answering the younger's question, "probably an arcade or somewhere to eat?"after chenle had found warm attires for the boys, they all changed out of their school uniform because who would want to wear it for the whole afternoon? by the time they finished and zipped their jackets and coats up, they heard a ding from downstairs, meaning that the older boys have arrived. they went downstairs from chenle's room with jeno almost falling down the stairs and wearing their shoes before going out. they saw the eleven older boys waiting for them at the door and mark had noticed a specific boy wearing a birthday hat. he had assumed it was kun."uhhh, where's the car?" kunhang looked around for any vehicles but there weren't any."this headass thought it was a great idea to walk all the way from here after collecting everyone at the college dorms. when it was FUCKING FORTY DEGREES OUTSIDE," the short boy pointed at the redhead."oh, i'm sorry. it wasn't my fault i thought maybe it would be good for our bodies since walking IS GOOD FOR YOUR HEALTH," the redhead glared at the smaller before rolling his eyes. mark and the others had stayed silent, watching the two boys having an internal fight.a dirty blonde boy sighed before slapping his leg due to having it sore from walking miles and miles. he seemed the most collected one out of everyone and he happened to have a question, "by the way, i suppose you're mark?"mark nodded slowly."you know, it would've been easier if you posted a picture of yourself so we wouldn't have to keep introducing you or ourselves," renjun muttered next to him and he jabbed an elbow into his rib, earning a kick to his calf.luckily, no one died. after taeyong, the redhead, and the others have introduced themselves to mark, they began walking to the arcade because they wanted to have some fun. after all, the younger boys needed it after stressful weeks of work. it was windy and chilly outside but not too much to the point they would freeze to death, but chittaphon, the short boy who fought with taeyong, still was against walking. plus, the car had the heater but they would need at least two or three cars to fit everyone in. they have safely arrived at the arcade but it happened to be closed because of new years."you can't be fucking with me," chittaphon groaned."well, i guess we can go to the restaurant now?" kun replied to his defeated comment as he linked arms with yuta and sicheng for warmth."it's a mile away, we should be fine" dongyoung looked at his phone and shrugged, earning another groan from the thai boy.and so, they walked another mile to burn their calories off to the restaurant. the restaurant they went to was simple and elegant, but not too fancy to make them feel overwhelmed. after they booked a table- or two, they sat down after combining two tables and half of them sat on chairs and the others sat on the booths. taeil stretched his legs and sighed in content. walking was a pain in the ass for all of the boys because they basically walked six miles while the older boys walked ten miles since they walked to chenle's house. when the menus arrived, they started to look through the food option."what do you guys want to get?" kun continued to read through the menu and had abandoned his birthday hat. he thought the hat was really embarrassing to wear anyway."as long as we can eat the cake for dessert for your birthday," replied sicheng before pecking his flushed cheek from the cold. it became more flushed red when kun got flustered at the sudden peck from the younger and it turned even redder when he felt yuta intertwining their hands together. the china line—including ten—basically fanboyed and talked frantically in chinese while everyone else looked at them, pretending to understand them. mark mostly "understood" what they were saying but he really didn't. after everyone had ordered that they wanted, they waited for their food as yuwinkun were displaying their affection in public.jungwoo rested his cheek on his palm, staring at mark, "tell me about yourself."mark, who was drinking his water, almost choked when the soft boy suddenly talked to him."m-me?" he pointed at himself and tried to recover from his choking. "ah, don't worry man. woo is always like this, wanting to know more about new people he meets," yukhei reassured him which kind of helped the poor boy."oh yeah, we haven't known much about you except for your origin, age, and such," yoonoh grinned and leaned in a little while youngho was drinking water. "maybe you can share more about yourself while we're waiting for our food?""well, i don't mind i guess?" mark sheepishly rubbed the back of his nape. "aside coming from canada and being a highschooler, i have interest in music writing and composition. guess you can say i'm decent with those? i'm still improving. i can somewhat rap, i've been practicing..."he continued listing off things and rambling, not noticing that everyone was listening intently. once he had finished rambling, he had noticed and his face flushed red. "o-oh, sorry for rambling-""it's fine! you seem interesting," jungwoo, who at first had a serious face, now had a cute smile plastered on his face. "hopefully, we can become close because you seem like a nice kid.""you can always join in our foreign swaggers squad," youngho shrugged and had a small grin on his face, making mark feel comfortable and also smile.by the time their food arrived, everyone began eating and talking to each other, getting to know more about each other but mostly mark and mark absorbing information into his brain. but also probably replacing school information with those because his brain cells could barely contain information in the form of education. the canadian was eating his fries and he looked up from his plate to see everyone smiling and laughing at something they're talking about. he saw how the japanese and chinese gave lots of affection and skinship to the already flustered birthday boy and it made him soft inside. man, he was missing out on a lot of shit, wasn't he? but he was glad he got to meet these people all just because he needed the textbook pages for his assignment. his thoughts were interrupted when he heard the same dolphin voice gasping in an excited tone. wait, weren't they eating just now? he looked down at his plate but realized it was already gone because the waiter had collected the plates from everyone. time flew by fast for him when he's thinking to himself.his nostrils smelled something sweet and he saw a cake being placed in front of kun with the candles lit up and his name written on it. he could probably guess that taeyong had planned the waiter to give them cake after they finished their meals and paid extra money without kun knowing. mark found himself singing along with everyone for kun's birthday.to kun, it was the best birthday he ever had. he used to celebrate his birthday with his parents and sometimes with himself or not celebrate it at all because they were busy and he never got the time to. he looked at the others who looked happy as they sang the happy birthday song. his lips pursed up into a smile and his body reacted on its own and held both yuta and sicheng's hands, feeling their warmth in both of his hands. once everyone finished singing happy birthday—not too loudly—he heard taeyong."make your wish," the redhead smiled. "and have an amazing birthday."the birthday boy sighed and grinned. he looked at the lit candles, flames dancing at small air movements. ever since mark was an additional member to the friend group, they all have gotten close and grew a liking to the seagull boy. everything just seemed perfect. and he didn't want it to be ruined. he had wished for all of them to remain as friends and for fate to give good fortune to them with no bad lucks.he blew the candles out. ◗◖
BRAIN CELL EJACULATION
 l.yangyang: HSJKDJ YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN KUN HYUNGl.yangyang: hE WAS CRYING AND I CRIEDh.renjun: damn i felt that q.kun: i didn't cryq.kun: my eyes were sensitive to the candlesn.yuta: aw baby it's ok to cry on birthdaysq.kun: i didnt c r y l.chittaphon: this is denial smhw.yukhei: aDMIT ITm.taeil: he was feeling the sentimentsq.kun: nol.taeyong: it's ok kunq.kun: no stful.mark: tell me im not the only one who uwuedl.jeno: welll.mark: stfuj.yoonoh: pffd.sicheng: our baby cried im so-l.dognhyuck: control your damn uwusp.jisung: you're just salty you're single hahahahahal.donghyuck: you acted the same so stfu you got no rightsp.jisung: ;(s.youngho: anyway how was todaym.taeil: did everyone get home safely z.chenle: i thinkk.dongyoung: you thinkn.jaemin: ya we didl.mark: ok but like im deadass tired and i still have homework to dox.dejun: ...x.dejun: mark, it'll be the weekendsk.jungwoo: ??? it's new years??w.kunhang: dumbass hwjfh we're gonna have school tomorrowx.dejun: OH SHIT I DIDN'T DO MY HOMEWORKh.renjun: youll be fine youre one of the top students?x.dejun: oh wait i dont have any homeworkl.mark: WHY DO I HAVE HOMEWORK TF BITCHm.taeil: this reminds me of the old daysl.chittaphon: lmao old manm.taeil: stfuw.yukhei: so sadq.kun: how do you even forget you have school ix.dejun: hey at least i didn't cry after blowing out the candlesq.kun: I DIDN'T FUCKING CRYx.dejun: betk.dongyoung: anyone wanna bet he's gonna get his ass beatenn.jaemin: 5 dollarsl.jeno: 10 dollarsl.chittaphon: stop making my colleague ass feel poorl.mark: can and can't relatel.donghyuck: i can barely afford a pennyp.jisung: but-l.donghyuck: exactlyk.jungwoo: you people disappoint mel.taeyong: i should be saying thatq.kun: anywaysx.dejun: u still cried lmaoq.kun: yOU KNoW WHatq.kun: it was my first time spending my bday w bunch of friends who i consider as my familyq.kun: and uh i really honestly don't cry that oftend.sicheng: you barely cry tfh.renjun: we can confirm it smhq.kun: yeah while you cry the mostn.jaemi: AWWWWWh.renjun: DONT EXPOSE MY NAKED ASS LIKE THATl.mark: THEN COVER YOUR ASSj.yoonoh: there's no such thing as common sense in this chatl.mark: i lost mine when i met you guysm.taeil: no shith.renjun: ^ did i mention that when he first talked to meh.renjun: he asked me for the pgs bc he didn't pay attention in classz.chenle: moodp.jisung: moodl.yangyang: FATASS MOODl.donghyuck: IF THAT AINT MEl.mark: CAN YOU NOT-l.chittaphon: its okl.taeyong: i have no faith in anyone in this chatn.yuta: no one does you're not special honeyq.kun: sassyk.dongyoung: i can feel my intelligence get tainted with stupidityw.yukhei: sad life right there :/k.dongyoung: you got no room to say that anywayk.jungwoo: he's rightw.yukhei: :'(l.jeno: hhh im tired im going to bedp.jisung: it's only 8 you weak assl.jeno: im a proper homo sapien and i sleep like a proper onel.jeno: wouldn't wanna end up like markl.mark: HEYd.sicheng: aren't you feeling the lovel.mark: yeah totallyl.donghyuck: get used to it bitchl.mark: nol.taeyong: ok kids time to go to bed including you markl.mark: dont throw me under the bus the fuckl.mark: NOT MY FAULY I HAVE WORKl.jeno: what if you dontw.yukhei: exactlyx.dejun: it's a possibilityl.taeyong: gO TO BEDw.kunhang: im a bad bitchq.kun: stop referencing vines before i shove this stick up your assw.kunhang: "that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick"l.jeno: IMCYRIGNl.taeyong: gO THE FUCK TO SLEEP BEFORE I FORCE YOU WE HAVE SHIT TON OF WORK TOMORROWl.mark: 😔 after seeing the last text which was from mark in the chat, kun had exited out and shut his phone off, putting it on his bedstand. he focused on his two boyfriends who he's cuddling with on his bed. they were extra affectionate today since it was his birthday, but it wasn't like they're gonna stop being affectionate. every time they do small things such as holding hands or giving small pecks, it still made him flustered and all red which he ended up stuttering a little. "isn't it great to have your birthday on new years?" sicheng asked softly, nuzzling his head into the crook of his neck. "because it turns into a brand new year as you turn one year older as if it's a special thing. did you know, technically people are celebrating your birthday on new years??"both kun and yuta continued listening to the younger's rambling, often chuckling at the cuteness from sicheng."yeah, it's great. but you know what else is great?" both the japanese and chinese looked at him."hm?" they both responded at the same time."having you guys," kun smiled softly and cuddled them even more if that's possible. yuta cooed at him while sicheng cringed at the cheesiness but still cuddled anyway because he still love him. since they have had lots of times on their hands such as the winter break and today, they got to cuddle and hug and exchange kisses. it was amazing between the three and they loved it. they continued to share each others' warmth in a peaceful silence until they felt tired and drowsy. sicheng yawned and nuzzled into kun's neck again and smelling a hint of cinnamon and home, his favorite scent. he also wrapped his arm around yuta closer to him, enjoying his comforting warmth."by the next few years... do you think we will still be together..?" the brunette asked in a soft, quiet voice but the two heard him clearly. he felt the arms around his waist tighten and a hand, which was yuta's, intertwining with his."why are you questioning it? of course, we'll still be together. things may happen but it won't be strong enough to break us apart..." the white blonde boy whispered softly and rubbed circles into the younger's back."i don't know. i mean, i love you and yuta hyung and you guys love each other, of course, we'll be fine. but maybe i might be overthinking? i mean it's a new year after all and some things may happen and i'm just wor-""sheesh, stop rambling, sichengie. you're overthinking this. do you think our relationship is that fragile?" the dirty blonde to his left cut his rambling off. he felt a hand carding through his soft, brown locks."no-""okay, then that means we'll still be together."kun watched as yuta comforted sicheng who was probably in a brain overdrive from overthinking about their relationship. it was normal for the younger to, he was just worried and cautious so he wouldn't get hurt again. not to be damaged again. the same thing goes for him, but he didn't want to overthink about it because he was certain they will be still together. however, the question made him think about it. life is life, anything can happen. maybe by the next day, poof, his boyfriends will be gone from his life and he will be-"oh, don't tell me you're thinking about it too," kun snapped out from his thoughts and turned his head to his right, seeing eyes from yuta piercing into his. his dark brown eyes were sharp and looked beautiful. it made him get lost into them from how much beauty it held. to other people, it may look like it held ice in them but they were warm, very warm. he then heard the other chuckle slightly and pressed a kiss to his forehead. "both of you stop overthinking, alright? we need to sleep for tomorrow.""i guess," kun chuckled. he turned the lamp on his bedstand off, leaving the three in complete darkness. silence washed over them in a comfortable way.they shifted around in a different position. sicheng had his head now resting in the crook of yuta's neck with kun's arm around his waist, reaching over to hold yuta's warm hand. this was perfect. perfect for the three of them. they shared the equal amount of warmth as their hearts swelled in satisfaction. they exchanged 'i love you's to each other and some sweet words for comfort before the three boys fell into a slumber that felt like home in each other's presence.

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the vision w/o renle
 dickless: it is finally officialyeschengie <3: since when did the group chat name change-dickless: wayv is debuting my children<3 small moomin <3: whY AReNT WE iN iTwhipped pimp: i don't think we need another world war viicuntfuckphin: is that roman numeral<3 small moomin <3: it's fucking pasta dumbasscuntfuckphin: but-<3 small moomin <3: SARCASMyeschengie <3: this is why we can't have nice thingsdickless: no shitdickless: plus you would go on a strangling streak and cause ruckus in the dorms<3 small moomin <3: ITS NOT ONLY MEcuntfuckphin: are you sure about that ge<3 small moomin <3: you wanna fucking diedickless: anywaywhipped pimp: shouldn't we add the others by nowdickless: im doing that rn dickless has added real hoe, yangyang, kunhang, and dejun into the group chat <3 small moomin <3: since when the fuck is hyung in-real hoe: WHAT'S UP BITCHESdickless: i regret i regretyeschengie <3: we only speak chinese in this GODDAMN GROUP CHATyangyang: is this what a group chat is like?kunhang: you're talking in german againwhipped pimp: im confused do we talk in korean or chinese because everyone is-dejun: my head already hurts dickless: welcome to my worldcuntfuckphin: WELCOME TO MY PLAYGROUND<3 small moomin <3: stopyangyang: may i ask why everyone has weird usernamesreal hoe:real hoe: before you were birthed we have the main group chat and you can imagine how that wentkunhang: im not surprised?whipped pimp: you shouldnt beyangyang: also when will we be added??dickless: until wayv debuts they already did it w us when we debuted in nct uyangyang: :0yeschengie <3: i have a feeling that he's the only precious child in herecuntfuckphin: iyeschengie <3: i abandoned your assesreal hoe: top 10 anime betrayalsdejun: this is saddening whipped pimp: also if you wanna change your user i think you press the arrow above the gc and it shows the mmebers and click on urself or someone if u wanna change ur or someone else's useryangyang: uhyangyang: help<3 small moomin <3: there's the gc name and in the top right corner theres the arrowyangyang: OH 
dysfunctional hell
 overtaxed mother: so i heard we have 3 new membersdickless: TECHNICALLY we haven't debuted yet but you willovertaxed mother: i think the fuck notthy coward: should we go back to the tree branch diagramhyuckie kisses: no please my brain cellsmoist furry: you never had any to begin withhyuckie kisses: says the one who poked his eye with a fucking straw at a pizzeriamoist furry: BITCH LOOK HEREleader uwu: woah no nO cALM YOURSELVESemo as fuck: this is living hell what the fuckreal hoe: i feel fucking deprivedthis is the SEO: goodreal hoe: is this how you treat yOUr FUCKing BOYfRieNDthis is the SEO: yesyutah <3: oh-real hoe: at least i'll have more lines than youjaehoe: ok how about we don't rip at each other's throatsunfunny: i wanna watchmarkle sparkles: and where did i go wrong to even join the same company as you plebians cuntfuckphin: just bc you're salty doesn't mean you have to watch a couple suffer hyung smhunfunny: IM NOT SALTYmarkle sparkles: i wanna go back to canadahyuckie kisses: you're in korea deal with it bitchmarkle sparkles: oh really i thought this was antarctica overtaxed mother: im this close to abandoning you allemo as fuck: and why haven't you done it yetovertaxed mother: you wanna die kidyeschengie <3: an overgrown kidemo as fuck: this is abuseleader uwu: domestic abuse?jaehoe: so they're marriedreal hoe: eW SINCE WHEN THE FUCJemo as fuck: for your information im not into old guysdickless: what the fuck is going onovertaxed mother: IM NOT THAT OLDunfunny: well you're like 20 or smthovertaxed mother: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S THE OLDESTunfunny: and i look young and freshugly mineral: this ain't it...<3 small moomin <3: wait what were we supposed to talk about againthis is the SEO: well i mean taeyong had mentioned about the rookies and we got off trackyutah <3: yeah no shityeschengie <3: OHyeschengie <3: in the group chat we have yUkhEI DIDN'T KNOW WHO DEJUN AND KUNHANG WEREwhipped pimp: IT'S NOT MY FAULT THEIR STAGE NAMES WEREN'T REAL NAMES GIVE ME A BREAKmarkle sparkles: right and who's yukhei whipped pimp has left the group chat thy coward: you made him run away how could youdickless: he actually went to my room and started cussing the shit out of mark in chinesemarkle sparkles: i feel lovedjaehoe: yeah ok surehyuckie kisses: you know what's sad<3 small moomin <3: my small will to livecuntfuckphin: ^just like yourself<3 small moomin <3: you wanna die bitch i'll spank you with these flip flopsugly mineral: aw babe i never knew you were into that kind of stuffreal hoe: spank or be spankedunfunny: i don't think taeyong would appreciate this if he sees this-dickless: nah it's fineleader uwu: yeah and mark never graduated from nct dreamcuntfuckphin: im sorry can you notemo as fuck: c A N Y O U N O T ? ? ?overtaxed mother: what did i come back to why did yukhei leave what the fuckovertaxed mother: AND FOR THE LAST TIME NO KINKY TALKSugly mineral: i only asked if injunnie was into to hurting people with flip flops :chyuckie kisses: technically chittaphon hyung made it sound kinky soreal hoe: you didn't have to expose me like thatthy coward: ok let's stop all of this together please-unfunny: i just want my smoothie damn 7:33 am markle sparkles: i just realized we actually never discussed why wayv isn't apart of nct under the umbrella termmarkle sparkles: usually the unit would have nct in itmoist furry: now you mentioned itdickless: well it's because wayv will mostly promote in china since it's chinese members or members who speak chinese like chittaphon and idk why it isn't under the nct umbrella term maybe bc of political shit don't ask meyutah <3: huh i was hoping they can join a unit that's under the umbrella term leader uwu: same :((jaehoe: well will they be in the company somewhere in the nct dorms?dickless: good questionunfunny: perhaps they might move in but wont be in the dorms that much bc yknowwhipped pimp: who knowscuntfuckphin: buzzfeed unsolved mysterymoist furry: who was using the kitchenmoist furry: who was even cooking in heremarkle sparkles: for sure it isn't meemo as fuck: obviouslymoist furry: like why are there bowls everywhere and wooden spoons and everything everywhere<3 small moomin <3: oh so that's why i woke up with a headacheovertaxed mother: dont tell me you-<3 small moomin <3: cuntfuckphin: why-<3 small moomin <3: I WAS THIRSTY AT 3 IN THE MORNING AND DRANK APPLE JUICEthis is the SEO: and why the fuck do you guys have "apple juice" in your dormsugly mineral: so that explains why i heard noises in the kitchenmarkle sparkles: i?yeschengie <3: can i leave alreadyyutah <3: you already left cause you're with wayv ;(markle sparkles: come back pls i beg of you taeil hyung keeps harassing meunfunny: im love deprived ;(overtaxed mother:overtaxed mother: good luck with thatleader uwu: is no one not gonna add yukhei back?thy coward: i forgot he was heremoist furry: ouch i felt that dickless has added whipped pimp into the group chat whipped pimp: wow finallydickless: most of everyone here forgot abt you sowhipped pimp:whipped pimp: thanks guys :')real hoe: npwhipped pimp: what did i miss anywaymarkle sparkles: everything basicallyyutah <3: that's sadhyuckie kisses: just like your obsession with sicheng hyungcuntfuckphin:

dickless: i can't believe i have to take care of you<3 small moomin <3: what do you expect thoughemo as fuck: as his boyfriend i gave up on him a long time agougly mineral: 😔overtaxed mother: this is why i drink all my problems awayjaehoe: this is off topic but i wanna see the rookiesthis is the SEO: sorry man we gotta stick to our policiesjaehoe: sighleader uwu: it's not that bad, they'll debut around january!!real hoe: that's right bitchhyuckie kisses: don't get yourself ahead honreal hoe: nohyuckie kisses: :)moist furry: okemo as fuck:emo as fuck: the group chat has been dead latelyunfunny: we're busy getting ready for our 127 tourunfunny: as well as wayv getting ready to debutunfunny: and u guys are filming things for nct daily and stay updated for the fansemo as fuck: point taken 
nct nightmare
 <3 small moomin <3: did i ever mention how salty i am that my own tWO boYfRieNDs didn't invite me to their pIZZErIa date >:(cuntfuckphin: awugly mineral: WE'RE SORRY INJUNNIE WE DIDN'T WANT TO BOTHER YOU SO WE ALREADY WENT ;((hyuckie kisses: tbh it's better to not be there with them liKE BITCH THEY'RE A MESShyuckie kisses: 1. jaemin's english 2. jaemin  thinking arugula was cola on TOP OF THE DAMN PIZZA 3. them pouring cola in their glasses 4. jaemin making a mess 5. jeno stabbing the shit out of the bread 6. jeno stabbing his eye with the strawugly mineral: 1. MY ENGLISH IS GETTING BETTER 2. I MISHEARD IT OKhyuckie kisses: says the one who thought christmas was on november 25thugly mineral: lET iT diEmoist furry: where's markcuntfuckphin: probably kicked out by his own boyfriend emo as fuck: wowhyuckie kisses: i mean he graduated so mind as well kick him out lmao<3 small moomin <3: true thoughcuntfuckphin: does that mean you're gonna kick yourselves out once you guys turn 20?<3 small moomin <3: basicallyemo as fuck: :( that means it'll be only chenle and ihyuckie kisses: oh shit you rightmoist furry: uHHHH then what will happen to nct dream-ugly mineral: o hugly mineral: hopefully sm can find more members right-emo as fuck: welpemo as fuck: time to dwell in my own sadnesscuntfuckphin: yoU'RE ALREADY EMO ENOUGH S TOP<3 small moomin <3: sigh 
dysfunctional hell
 overtaxed mother: is it just me or do i hear a baby in distressemo as fuck: that's me right hereleader uwu: why??hyuckie kisses: this is why mark shouldn't have chewed bubblegum with us since 2016markle sparkles: what-hyuckie kisses: wHAT IM SAYING IS JISUNG'S CRYING o Kmarkle sparkles: BUT WHYthy coward: how about get it through your thick skull and think about ityutah <3: im emo now thankswhipped pimp: 😔unfunny: they should've made every units fixed tbh including 127 since technically jungwoo was addedjaehoe: truethis is the SEO: dont we all thoughmarkle sparkles: YOU'RE SAYING YOU WANT TO KILL MEdickless: yesyeschengie <3: yesreal hoe: yesthy coward: basicallyovertaxed mother: on the bright note i wont have to take care of 20 childrenmarkle sparkles: WOW I SEE HOW IT IS "should we tell them?" yangyang looked at his black screen phone after turning the device off."i mean, should we? probably not, we would get killed before we get to debut," kunhang chuckled before wrapping an arm around the younger's waist, pulling him closer. dejun, on the other hand, rolled his eyes at the sudden pda.he had no room to be complaining since he scooched over to yangyang's other side on the bed and interlocked his hands with his. oh right, they haven't really debuted yet so they have a room to themselves as the others were probably busy keeping up with nct."we wouldn't get killed if we don't get caught," dejun responded also as he scrolled through his phone with his free hand.the youngest yawned in exhaustion from filming for their unit, wayv. he closed his eyes and leaned his head against the wall, "hey guys?"he received small hums from the two boys and he continued on, "i have a plan, it involves hooking people up together.""i don't like the sound of that," the oldest sounded paranoid of what he will do. he had done many insane things he could think of but this one will probably be the worst one of all.

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dysfunctional hell
 whipped pimp: i would like to officially announce whipped pimp: that wayv has debuted 😔✊✊hyuckie kisses: bout time<3 small moomin <3: im still saltyhyuckie kisses: good<3 small moomin <3: stfuovertaxed mother: that's so a m a z i n gdickless: it's ok dickless: they're not that badovertaxed mother: is that supposed to reassure meyeschengie <3: it's kun hyung we're talking abt hereleader uwu: that's fair thoughmarkle sparkles: i sAW THE MV AND IT MADE MEjaehoe: bust an uwu?moist furry: yall out there thriving aren'tchaemo as fuck: who allowed him-ugly mineral: 👀thy coward: can we stop being a mess for ONE FUCKING DAYyutah <3: that's scientifically impossiblethy coward: tHIS ISN'T SCIENCE RELATEDreal hoe: technically humans are related to science and we have the minds of our own and our minds and personalities and how we act are the product of our society, environment, and naturecuntfuckphin: ew i didnt need that information science hurts my headunfunny: then how will you know where you came fromthis is the SEO: you dontunfunny: it involves sperm and egg they combine and evolve into an embryo and grow into a fetus and then when they grow big enough they're a babywhipped pimp: can we add them now-ugly mineral: ah poor yukhei hyung  😔overtaxed mother: go ahead not like i wanna be a functional normal idol anymore :') whipped pimp has added dejun, kunhang, and yangyang into the group chat yangyang: MOINreal hoe: im sorry but korean only here yangyang: this is racistovertaxed mother: and i can feel my headache comingdejun:dejun: hi?leader uwu: we have a normal person shall we add him into our cultthy coward: should wethis is the SEO: no you're scaring himmoist furry: welcome to the cultkunhang: take me back i dont want to be here im petrified, motherdickless: nowhipped pimp: can we do the ceremonyleader uwu: wE M U S Tleader uwu: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GsMQOtnZuw0yangyang: aRE THOSE TELETUBBIESyangyang: BITCH IM IN LOVEkunhang: m o t h e r t a k e m e b a c kyutah <3: welcome to hell enjoy your staydejun: i-yeschengie <3: i have a feeling you guys will ruin them hyuckie kisses: i mean what do you expectjaehoe: that's fairunfunny: sighunfunny: anywayemo as fuck: my head hurtsovertaxed mother: go get painkillerscuntfuckphin: go rest bby uwumoist furry: what did u even do emo as fuck: idkleader uwu: you should go rest thenmarkle sparkles: i mean thats what i do when i have headaches or smththy coward: you poor poor soulugly mineral: i have a feeling it's sarcasm<3 small moomin <3: it probably isreal hoe: gaysreal hoe: you know what i noticedjaehoe: whatwhipped pimp: whatreal hoe: we havent given these 3 some shit names yethyuckie kisses: cAN I BE IN CHARGE OF THATdejun: WAIT WHATkunhang: M O Mleader uwu: you poor soulsreal hoe: no fuck off real hoe has changed kunhang's name to long and thinreal hoe has changed yangyang's name to mcqueenreal hoe has changed dejun's name to shark boy shark boy: why am i shark boy tfdickless: i wonder who's your lava girlshark boy: bold of you to assumemcqueen:long and thin:markle sparkles: exposedcuntfuckphin: who's the lava girl and that boymcqueen: why not make me lava girl when i have queen in my user 🙄yutah <3: aight you're rightovertaxed mother: oh yeah kun, how's it going with wayv?dickless: it's going good and-yutah <3: i still shed a single tear bc of your debut and i cant relate bc of the amount of lines i have and sicheng'sreal hoe: what did he say i cant japanese i can korean thai and chinese not that shitthis is the SEO: something around the lines partreal hoe: yeah im too lazy to even translate anyway 4:44 pm whipped pimp: we have an issue and i feel unproductivemarkle sparkles: sameovertaxed mother: cant fUCKING RELATEdickless: oh poor youwhipped pimp: can i just sit on the couch and like not do anything but be a potato couchjaehoe: a tall one to be exactmoist furry: are u sad again that jungwoo hyung is busyyutah <3: perhaps i mean they are always attached anywaywhipped pimp: he's never been tHAT busy before :(( we never got our daily cuddlesshark boy: that's unfortunatethis is the SEO: it really isunfunny: ehunfunny: right okwhipped pimp: but why is everyone dead lately like tfthy coward: just because you're on a break from your promotions doesn't mean you can expect us to be free all the timethy coward: go do something to kill timedickless: yeah and plus the rest of us are busy with personal stuff sowhipped pimp: oh ok yukhei sighed and put his phone down, laying on the soft mattress and his back at ease. the group chat had few discussions before an hour later, it became dead. specifically, deader as each second passed. he looked over at the black ticking clock for every second that had passed. it was rather quiet and boring in his own room. wayv should be on a break by now but it felt like he was the only one who's on break... what are the others even doing? he wondered and wondered until he got tired of thinking. maybe he should sleep.but he didn't try to sleep. he felt rather restless despite finally having the time to rest after promotions and other schedules he had. he wasn't physically tired, but he was mentally tired. he sighed and stuffed his face with a pillow that was near him, letting out his frustration and rubbing it onto the pillow. he basically had no one to talk to or text to because they sounded busy as if they shouldn't be bothered, he didn't want to seem like an annoying shit. but it's okay, he can play some card games to kill time and maybe read books or watch chinese dramas. but who's he kidding? it's boring without a company or two to do the same shit he comes up with. to be honest, it's been like this ever since wayv debuted and it was... wow, frustrating. everyone, like basically everyone including his boyfriend, was busy doing "things" which he didn't know of but he assumed it was something that must've kept them all busy like all crammed up. he looked out of the window after sitting up from his bed, looking at the golden afternoon rays as he thought over dongyoung's texts. he's right though, maybe he was expecting the other members had breaks and only thought about himself. do i seem selfish? but i sounded selfish? is that how selfish people act? the feeling of guilt rose to his chest, making it twist in a painful way each second and the more he thought about it. he had a train of thought running along through his mind nonstop as if it was a playing video clip. he shook his head and covered the curtains, letting no light seep through into his already dark room and collapsed back on the bed, but wrapped up in a baby blue blanket.he was cuddle deprived but lonely as well and he didn't like it.at least he had come across a website about tips on how to kill time by accident. he saw that one of the steps was to just sleep and hope to kill time.although, he couldn't sleep. he can always try to sleep and not do shit since there wasn't any point anyway, and he was mentally exhausted so he thought the best thing he could do is rest. yukhei shifted around on his bed and wrapped himself completely in the blankets, making him into a cocoon shape with his head sticking out of the cocoon hole. oh well, this might be the best option for him anyway.
wait, what should i eat after i wake up? wait, no, i'd be too tired.
 
hay day bday
 overtaxed mother: alright where's the fucking cakemoist furry: i xANT BELIEVE YOU DESTROYED HIM LIKE THATthy coward: IM SORRYemo as fuck: way to make him sad amiritejaehoe: shouldnt you be sleepingemo as fuck: no overtaxed mother: ANSWER MY DAMN QUESTIONunfunny: damn okreal hoe: isn't it in the kitchenovertaxed mother: no it isntreal hoe: yesovertaxed mother: [attached image]this is the SEO: uhhhhhovertaxed mother: WHERE THE F U C K IS THE C A K Edickless: this is a fucking messmcqueen: i found it and it's under a table<3 small moomin <3: who put that there i swear<3 small moomin <3: what if someoe accidentally ruins it god damn itmarkle sparkles: 😔yutah <3: god damn it markmarkle sparkles: SHUT UPshark boy: ok we have the decorations readylong and thin: do we though it looks emptyemo as fuck: like mereal hoe: sademo as fuck: least i dont have an empty brainjaehoe: no time for dissing this is yukhei's birthday we're planning onmcqueen: i feel bad that we have to lie we're busy and barely talk or text himyeschengie <3: ah my heart is in painleader uwu: i should be the one saying that i never gave him our daily cuddles :((hyuckie kisses: sorry get your nasty sappy stuff outta herethy coward: deal with itunfunny: deal with itovertaxed mother: the cake looks done now we need utensils and plates or smthdickless: he's gonna beat us when he finds out it's an act and a half lie half truthmarkle sparkles: technically you're lying but telling a truthugly mineral: holy shit i feel highcuntfuckphin: you haven't even had anythingovertaxed mother: i had beer and wanna diethis is the SEO: cant relate<3 small moomin <3: unfortunately i cant do so

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dysfunctional hell thy coward: yall didnt have to do thisovertaxed mother: stfu i worked hard on the cake NOW FUCKING EAT IT YOU FUCKING TWATovertaxed mother: don't even get me STARTED when MARK wanted to C O O Kmarkle sparkles: bUT I JUST WANTED TO COOK aND HELPleader uwu: you literally destroyed the kitchen last time, how do you expect him to trust you againreal hoe: factsdickless: ah true true<3 small moomin <3: oh man i cried when the eggshell incident happenedovertaxed mother: don't evenovertaxed mother: d o n ' t e v e nmcqueen: so mind explaining what this "eggshell" incident isyeschengie <3: yeschengie <3: well you see it was 1 or 2 months ago that happenedthis is the SEO: so basically markhyuck decided to go on a date in the cafeteria and mark baked a cake for the two of them and likethis is the SEO: left a mess in the kitchenmcqueen: ohhhmarkle sparkles: it was worth ithyuckie kisses: i mean it was. the cake was goodwhipped pimp: are you sure it wasn't poisonedmarkle sparkles: IM A DECENT COOKjaehoe: can you be sure of thatmarkle sparkles: THIS IS BULLYING!!!emo as fuck: haha w o wmcqueen: oh and what is markhyuck?shark boy: we've been talking about this before we debuted you should knowmcqueen: butyutah <3: you are an uneducated soulcuntfuckphin: I SHOULD BE SAYING THATthy coward: well anyway thanks for the cake really and the presents :))moist furry: uwuunfunny: oh yeahunfunny: happy birthday jisung @emo as fuckemo as fuck: butugly mineral: HUSH CHILD your birthday is close with dongyoung hyung'sthis is the SEO: what about mine it's also 4 days away-real hoe: you guys hear somethingthis is the SEO: this is fucking discriminationemo as fuck:

long and thin: what thecuntfuckphin: THATS RIGHT WHY NOT CELEBRATE ALL THREE IN ONEemo as fuck: i dont think-ugly mineral: GREAT IDEAlong and thin: oh lord give me strengthdickless: i pray for everyoneovertaxed mother: you're not thoughdickless: exactlyunfunny: how evilhyuckie kisses: make sure to give jisung lots of lovecuntfuckphin: :)emo as fuck: um i think the fuck not-real hoe: yOUnGHO wHERE aRe YoUwhipped pimp: rest in peace everyonejaehoe: ^yeschengie <3: ^moist furry: let them be in their own natural habitatsmcqueen: they have habitats?overtaxed mother: of course what did you think this was?overtaxed mother: a normal human civilization?overtaxed mother: because you have thought wrong dickless: child, chenle is a dolphin, jisung is the chicken, ten is the gardening hoe, and youngho is a sewer ratmcqueen: hoes aren't animalsreal hoe: you're rightreal hoe: im not an animalreal hoe: but i'm an animal in bed ;)emo as fuck: THAT WAS UNNECESSARYshark boy: our poor eyes<3 small moomin <3: bitch who let this imp in this hell can we kick him out nowyutah <3: i don't think he'd appreciate it since he moved from bangkok just to come herethy coward: oh the strugglesthy coward: how sadthy coward: just like your predebut self in a show called teen superstarmarkle sparkles: IM OSOBGIreal hoe: can we fucking not talk about thatunfunny: nice haircut hAHDHDmoist furry: immoist furry: his hair is wildhyuckie kisses: more blackmail for mereal hoe: NOhyuckie kisses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=esMmOS-9YXMdickless: there's actual tearswhipped pimp: YOU NEVER TOLD ME YOU WERE A SUPERSTAR BEFORE DEBUTleader uwu: oh my-long and thin: what has god done to youshark boy: god isn't in our dictionary anymore, kunhang.long and thin: you're rightovertaxed mother: whoever is screaming or choking cAN YOU TONE IT DOWNyutah <3: im pretty sure that's chenlecuntfuckphin: WHAT EVN IS THIS<3 small moomin <3: 1 down, 20 to goyeschengie <3: you do realize you included yourself in there-<3 small moomin <3: yes<3 small moomin <3: i want to end my miserymoist furry: and leave us? :(jaehoe: i didn't know you were this cold renjununfunny: in the armsunfunny: ofunfunny: an angelmarkle sparkles: did you justleader uwu: yes he didovertaxed mother: OH FUCK overtaxed mother: WE HAVE TO GO BUY SHITreal hoe: can you buy me condomsthis is the SEO: WHAT THE FUcKyutah <3: xl sized condoms?yeschengie <3: isn't that your sizeugly mineral: AND HOW DO YOU KNOW OF THIsshark boy: cover your ears childrendickless: but you're a child the fuck you mean-yeschengie <3: ohyeschengie <3: uh<3 small moomin <3: don't tell me-whipped pimp: DID THEY DO THE DOODOOunfunny: i mean it's a possibilityyutah <3: WHAT NO HE WALKED IN ON ME NAKED ONE TIME emo as fuck has left the group chatcuntfuckphin has left the group chatlong and thin has left the group chatmcqueen has left the group chatmoist furry has left the group chatugly mineral has left the group chat<3 small moomin <3 has left the group chat overtaxed mother: LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONEovertaxed mother: AND WHY THE FUCJ DO YOU NEED CONDOMS TENreal hoe: isn't it oBVIOUSthy coward: KEEP THAT SHIT TO YOURSELF YOU NASTY ASS BITCHhyuckie kisses: wowhyuckie kisses: anyway who's gonna add them back im lazyleader uwu: sigh leader uwu has added mcqueen and 6 others into the group chat <3 small moomin <3: no get me out of herelong and thin: just as i thought i could escapeovertaxed mother: welcome to my worldovertaxed mother: anyway, who wants to go shopping with methy coward: im too tiredjaehoe: i can stay with himyeschengie <3: do we only just buy groceries?overtaxed mother: basically. now pack up kidsemo as fuck: don't tell me hyuck hyung is gonna stay with ushyuckie kisses: YUPreal hoe: yo bitch come to my roomthis is the SEO: why yours but not mine-real hoe: YOURE FUCKING FAR AWAYyutah <3: ig theyre staying as well "we'll be going out now so are you sure you want to stay?" taeyong looked back at dongyoung who was sitting by the dinner table with his plate of sliced cake. a small proportion of the cake the older had baked while he was asleep."yeah, i don't feel like going out anyway. it's cold outside," dongyoung ate a small piece of the cake, letting the creamy frosting melt into his mouth. "also, are you kids going with him?""he is, not me. and i'm not a kid," donghyuck crossed his arms from his wheelchair, "i'm somewhat an adult now.""technically you're still kids," he responded, scooping another piece of cake into his mouth.both mark and donghyuck sighed, looking gloomy at the fact they will still be seen as kids even if they're in their thirties and it's not exaggerated. after their small talk ended with a comfortable silence, taeyong started shooing the 127 members out the door not before bidding the male at the table a "bye" and "stay safe and don't do illegal shit, please." once the door was shut closed, donghyuck had maneuvered back to the dream's dorm in peace. but before he did, the older stopped him to ask him a question."hey, hyuck. shouldn't you be back home? you don't have to visit every time for any special occasions," dongyoung glanced at the younger boy who looked back at him."well, it's not like i'm injuring my injury even more just by visiting. and it's my choice anyway, and i want to visit you guys especially on birthdays," donghyuck positioned his wheelchair so it's actually facing the older male. he folded his hands on his lap and grinned smugly, "and you can't exactly force me to go back home. after all, february is currently crowded with birthdays and yours and jisung's happened to be close but just by four days difference."dongyoung sighed and shook his head at the boy. "i'm just worried for you and your injury.""aw, you care for me?"the younger cooed, making the older sigh. after the boy had turned his wheelchair and head to the dream's dorm, he continued to eat his cake while reading a book he had picked out from his room. it was about a sappy romance between the main character and the side character who happened to be in love with the other main character. and to say the least, he was really engrossed with this specific book he picked out and he's been reading it for over two to three days and he's only on chapter forty-three.after dongyoung was done with the cake, he closed his book by inserting the bookmark so he didn't lose his page count and grabbed the plate. he stood up from his seat, pushing the chair back a little and made his way to the sink and placed the plate in the sink. he wore yellow rubber gloves on and turned the faucet on, letting the water splash onto the dirty dishes and he knew that he's gonna have to clean a lot of dishes because of certain shitheads. his rubber-gloved hand grabbed the sponge and put dish soap on it, then picked up a bowl and started cleaning the living shit out of it. when he was in the middle of rinsing the soap foams with the water, he felt a pair of arms snake around his waist and a small weight on his right shoulder. just by the sudden contact, he jumped a little and he could've sworn that he almost flung the bowl he was busy washing to the ceiling and possibly shatter it into millions of pieces."what the fuck yoonoh, i almost died because of you!" the black haired male grumbled, not having to turn around to know who it was. he heard a small chuckle eliciting from the other male near his ear and he wouldn't be lying if he said it sounded very melodious."sorry, dodo. i just wanted to say hi to my birthday boy," the other male, yoonoh, tightened his arms around the other's waist. he smiled as he watched his boyfriend continuing to wash the dishes. he buried his nose into his shoulder, smelling the sweet fragrance of the older male."yeah, by startling me to death.""i didn't mean to~"  after hours and hours of waiting, dongyoung was finally done with doing the dishes, neatly putting them away in the cabinets above. yoonoh had obviously given up standing there with his boyfriend after half an hour had passed so he decided to pour himself a glass of milk, sit down on a chair, and continue watching him from behind, admiring his overall being. he used to imagine what his lips would feel like against his, how soft his hair would be if he ran a hand through it, and how it would feel like to cuddle with dongyoung. but he didn't have to anymore, because now he's his. he remembered the first time they've kissed. it was electrifying and so foreign to him, making him want more. but that was only a few months ago.dongyoung looked at him who was lost in thought so he waved a hand in front of his face to get his attention. "hey, earth to yoonoh?"yoonoh snapped out of his trance and saw the slim hand waving in front of his face, trying to get his attention. once he realized the older's attention was now on him, he instantly flushed pink and grabbed his untouched glass of milk and sipped it out of embarrassment. well, maybe an excuse to hide his pink dusted cheeks. he set the glass of milk back on the table and looked at his boyfriend. "so, uh, what do you want to do?""something... suggestive?" the black haired male leaned closer to the other with his arm resting on the table. it came out almost a whisper at the end, making the dark brown haired male choke on his own saliva. he then laughed at the reaction he received. "just kidding, let's go to your room and watch movies... well unless you want to do it.""hyung, stop being dirty!" the boy whined and got up from the chair, "anyway, you can choose a movie because it's your birthday after all.""how sweet of you," the older smiled and picked up his book, grabbing the other by his wrist and leading him to the younger's room in the 127 dorms.once they arrived at yoonoh's room, they crash into his room and closed the door. dongyoung safely put away his book near the tv before he stood in front of the huge ass movie cabinet, opening it and skimming through the types of movies that the younger could possibly have. yoonoh watched him from his bed, smiling at the thought that he got to spend the entire day with his boyfriend because it was uncommon for them to be able to spend time together because of their 127 schedules. at least he can savor the moment he's sharing with his boyfriend right now before they turn to their schedules again."baby, why the hell do you even have a huge movie collection?" yoonoh chuckled at the tall boy who had difficulties in deciding which movie to choose, by the looks of him holding two dvd cases."let's watch train to busan, we can cry together on your birthday, hm?" he had suggested."i don't need to cry anymore from that fucking sad shit. let's just binge watch a drama-"yoonoh stood up from his comfortable bed and went over to him, looking through the third shelf of the cabinet and picked out a random american movie. specifically, a horror movie. "or let's just watch an american movie with korean subtitles?""IT'S A HORROR MOVIE, YOONOH."in the end, they had unfortunately agreed on the american horror movie since both of them couldn't decide anyway. the disc was inserted and the tv was switched on with the two males sitting comfortably on the bed not without turning off the lights. ("it's effective to make the mood when watching a horror movie," the younger cheekily said.) the big blanket covered both of them since it was a bit chilly in the dorms but dongyoung was still shivering a little so he shifted closer to yoonoh who tightened his arm around his waist, exchanging warmth. to his surprise, he wasn't even paying attention to the movie or its jump scares. he was more focused on yoonoh's side profile.he looked so flawless with his sharp jawline and smooth skin, the tv screen reflecting against his eyes, everything about him was so ethereal. how was it possible? yoonoh had noticed the pair of eyes staring at him and he turned around to see the other boy staring at him, spaced out. "are you done staring, dodo?"what he didn't expect was a pair of lips connecting to his, pulling them into a short but sweet kiss. of course, he was thrown off-guard at the sudden kiss and it felt like an eternity when in reality it was only twenty seconds. the first to pull away was dongyoung who had started it first, but he was now staring deeply into his dark brown orbs as he heaved small breaths. no words were exchanged but the younger knew the older male was embarrassed for what he did just by the way he shifts even closer, burying his head in his chest."sorry. i couldn't... uh, resist kissing you," the voice muffled against the cotton material of a shirt."hmm, i don't mind though. but perhaps i can give you something more since it's your birthday after all." - "jisungie! let's cuddle for the rest of the day," chenle tackle hugged jisung onto the bed, eliciting an 'oof' from him."but lele, are you sure you don't want to do anything else besides cuddling? i mean... we've been cuddling here and there ever since we started dating?" jisung ran a hand through the blonde hair that belonged to the shorter boy."stupid, it's cold outside and i'll die out there if i stand out there for a second.""it's not even that cold...""but it is! come on sungie, cuddling is the best thing ever to exist. plus, it's your birthday."after he said that, he snuggled his head in the crook of the taller boy's neck and the arms immediately wrapped around him by the torso. both of the boys stayed in that position before jisung had to shift in a comfortable position for the both of them; jisung spooning chenle with the blankets almost covering their entire face but not entirely. of course, it was their way of trying to warm up and possibly save warmth inside the blanket so they "don't have to freeze to death," credits to chenle. even though they've been doing this multiple times, both of their hearts still couldn't stop beating rapidly inside their ribcages, almost ready to burst out.the younger had tightened his hold on the older's torso, bringing his back closer to his chest so there's no space in between of them. just the way he liked it. he nuzzled his face into the soft bundles of the blonde locks, giving off a fruity scent that made him wonder what kind of shampoo he used because he was sure that there weren't any kind of shampoos to be on sale. but it's zhong chenle, who was he kidding. his own thoughts made him chuckle softly, making the older boy who was being spooned become curious."did something funny happen, sungie?" the chinese boy questioned in his surprisingly soft voice. it made the korean melt in softness and puddles of uwu. he was mainly used to the loud shrieking voice that almost resembled a dolphin, but sometimes he would still be surprised at the soft voice even if it's used when they're alone together—or when he was tired."nothing, i was just thinking about your shampoo," he smiled softly, a hand going up to the rich locks and playing with it."mhm."it was a simple hum in response and by the sound of it, chenle was about to doze off to sleep. perhaps, he was too energetic that he had drained all of his energy for the rest of the day. heck, he even prepared a small choco pie cake with candles stuck into the four cake with frosting on it just for him when he woke up. to be honest, he felt overjoyed and happy that chenle treated him extra special—or extra extra special. but he shouldn't be though, his birthday wasn't that special and his birthday was a four-day difference between dongyoung's and youngho's birthdays. earlier, he tried protesting against his boyfriend that he should just sleep since it was really early in the morning when he celebrated his birthday.there was a sad smile replacing his normal smile he had on a minute ago. was he really doubting himself now? he shouldn't be though."but although... now that you've mentioned about it earlier, maybe we can do something more than cuddling," the chinese's voice filled up the silent room, "like something special for your birthday. maybe a park?"chenle waited for his response, but all he heard were small hiccups. his eyes widened and he quickly sat up and turned around to see what happened to his precious boyfriend. jisung's face was tinted with soft red pigments as tears built up in his eyes, each huge drop falling out of his eyes and sliding down sideways, wetting the pillow underneath his head. he covered his face with his arms, not caring if his tears will soak the sleeves of his shirt, he didn't want chenle to see him vulnerable."sungie, did i say something wrong? what's wrong?" chenle moved closer to the crying boy and gently held his arms, pushing them away to reveal the flushed face with tear built up eyes. the sight broke his delicate heart into pieces. "sungie..."jisung sat up too quickly and started rubbing the tears away from his eyes. "it's... it's nothing. i'm just—hic!—overthinking.""don't lie, please. did something happen?""i'm s-sorry," jisung sniffled and looked away to avoid making eye contact with the person who's sitting in front of him. "i'm just... doubting myself. why you're celebrating my birthday and make it sound special.""park jisung! why are you thinking those kinds of stuff and why doubt yourself? you know that i love you and i will always do whatever i can to make you happy and a special baby chick. the other hyungs also love you too and your birthday is just as special!" chenle lightly slapped him on the arm. he sighed and shook his head before leaning in and planting a soft kiss on the boy's forehead after gently moving the brown locks.the small sniffles subsided but brown haired boy felt embarrassed and humiliated that he had to cry in front of his boyfriend. it was normal for people to cry, but he didn't know why he cried because normal people wouldn't cry in this kind of situation, right? he watched as the blonde boy grab a box of tissues, getting a piece out of the box and lightly dab it on his eyes to absorb the tears. he kissed both of his cheeks and pecked him on the lips after he finished cleaning his tears away, and it pretty much made him feel better again, the heavy feeling in his heart slowly fading away.the blonde had smiled at the change of his mood, back to his calm and composed self. "so, do you want to go to the park to make you feel better?""sure," the brunette smiled widely. - what did he signed himself up to.they were currently watching a fucking porn in youngho's room because chittaphon thought it was an amazing idea to."please tell me why we're doing this again?" youngho inhaled and exhaled as he massaged his right temple."it's for stimulating?" he replied, almost questioning."stimulating what exactly?""your hormones.""woah, okay. if you're suggesting or implying we'll be fucking on my birthday i think the fuck not," youngho protested and crossed his arms.chittaphon huffed and paused the porn on the tv with the remote control. "damn it. you're no fun! you should be a hormonal boyfriend, wanting to fuck the living shit out of their partner!""that's in your dreams. anyway, there are still kids here and they wouldn't appreciated it including the other members who are being told they've heard us fucking!"even if he was a party pooper, he still didn't want the kids to lose their innocence. yet. but his own boyfriend was practically trying to get him to fuck him as in a birthday present for his birthday. okay, basically, a birthday sex but that wasn't gonna happen anytime soon anyway."fine, that failed. what do you wanna do now on your birthday?" chittaphon got up to get the disc out."i don't know, maybe have some quality time together as boyfriends instead of fucking?" the older male rolled his eyes."well that's boring though," he felt a burning stare at his crotch and youngho noticed that  he was looking at his fucking dick. "AND YOU'RE NOT EVEN HARD WHAT THE HELL!""and why can't we ever have a normal CIVILIZED talk-"  "damn, y'all were wilding, huh?" donghyuck faced the two males as he chewed on his crackers."i wish but this dipshit didn't agree on it," chittaphon jabbed a finger at the tall male."sorry to break it to you but we're not like dongyoung and yoonoh," youngho sighed for the nth time and went to the fridge to look for some milk."wait, what do you mean by that?" the youngest out of the three in the kitchen stopped munching on his crackers.suddenly, there was a sound of a bed banging against the floorboards. the sound was faint but loud enough for donghyuck to hear and his poor innocent virgin ears had to suffer. prpbably bleed as well."oh.""welcome to the world of the whiplash unit," the american male poured himself a glass of milk, looking unfazed. he drank it and looked at the younger, "and this is where you either taint or get tainted."bold of you to assume he was pure to begin with," the thai male snorted and then smacked the table, "and WHY CAN'T WE BE LIKE THEM, BEING HORNY SHITS!""i'm just gonna go now..." the korean rolled his wheelchair back to the dream's dorm to avoid any more weird conversations or anything to further damage his unholy soul.after he left, the kitchen was silent and the only thing that was heard was the sound of breathing. it wasn't any some sort of tension or sexual tension the thai has anticipated, but rather a peaceful silence. he sighed and sat down on a chair, leaning his upper body on the table and basically moped. besides the cake, he was absolutely bummed out because he had no other plans to do shit with youngho on his birthday.the american looked over at the shortie who was laying on top of the table and grinned to himself. he put the now empty glass of milk into the sink and walked over towards the thai. he leaned down and pecked him on the cheek, earning a body jolting up from the sudden sensation on his cheek."i appreciated your efforts for trying to do stuff for my birthday, but how about we go eat something? the others will he home soon.""but my ass is lazy.""and its my birthday."

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hay day bday
 leader uwu: are we somewhat readyovertaxed mother: i feel like we're missing something and its STRESSING THE FUCK OUT OF MEyeschengie <3: ??? don't we have everything thoughmarkle sparkles: i mean hopefully-unfunny: idkleader uwu: i'll take that as a yes??thy coward: sureemo as fuck: hmmmmmmcqueen:mcqueen: ummcqueen: so where are his presentsdickless: OH FUCKovertaxed mother: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING MEleader uwu: WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH TIMEleader uwu: ohgodoHGODOHGODOHGODshark boy: evERYOne caLm dOWnshark boy: wE CAN JUST GO BUY IT AT A MALL REAL QUICKlong and thin: you do realize we can't do that or else yukhei will suspect somethingreal hoe: no shitlong and thin: i feel attacked i just breathed-jaehoe: lovely day we're having<3 small moomin <3: brbthis is the SEO: uh where do we hide the cake thoughjaehoe: the fridgeovertaxed mother: he's gonna find it if he wants to look through the fridge you idiotyutah <3: well we can't do much??? let's just put it in someone's roomcuntfuckphin: what if he snoops around i mean-overtaxed mother: fOR GODS SAKEhyuckie kisses: we're a mess and i love itmoist furry: unfortunatelymcqueen: im worried what's renjun doingdickless: probably doing some illegal shit who knowsunfunny: and you're saying that in such a calm tonedickless: im used to this already like how taeyong's used to 20 of usreal hoe: that just sounds sad if you put it that wayemo as fuck: ^ugly mineral: ^ it was currently five in the afternoon once renjun had checked the time on his phone. he quickly turned it off after sending a message to the group chat, putting it on his moomin bean bag before skipping to yukhei's room. it's not like he was plotting something, but he was plotting something and it involved a lock and yukhei. it was a long walk all the way from the dream's dorm to wayv's dorm since it was the farthest out of the four units in nct. once he reached the wayv dorm, he saw the sign that indicated it was wayv's dorm so he was relieved.he ventured further in the hallways and turned left to where yukhei's room should be. and to his guesses, he was right. to his right, yukhei's room was beside him with the name label on the door and it looked like the door wasn't fully closed. it was awfully quiet in the room so the small chinese boy tiptoed to the door, pushing the door open a little so he can pop his head through. fortunately, the door wasn't squeaky and didn't make any noises.his eyes scanned around the room from the shelves to the closet and to the bed. it was a little messy with the clothes laying on a chair and socks lying around on the floor, but not too messy. he sighed and rolled his eyes at the older's messiness, he's gonna have to tell kun about it later. aside from that, when he peered his head through the door more, he saw the giant body on the bed, snoring away. it was obvious to renjun that it was yukhei, but he usually doesn't sleep at this time. instead, he would be playing on his phone or doing something to keep himself busy.he evilly smirked and retracted his head through the door and carefully closed the door as gently and softly as possible. the wooden door was all the way in closed and renjun proceeded to twist the lock, locking the door from the outside. once the soft click was heard, he dusted off his hands and smiled in satisfaction before going back to his room. overtaxed mother: fuck it, we'll be going to the mall to buy shit for himthy coward: then don't we need someone to stay back in the dorms while all of us go outyutah <3: oh well he won't find out anyway rightemo as fuck: wait wait wait w a i temo as fuck: why are we going to the mall againemo as fuck: the M A L L that we went on CHRISTMASovertaxed mother: oh lord don't even fucking remind melong and thin: ?? what exactly happenedlong and thin: did you guys get kicked out or smthyeschengie <3: oh it was worse than thatdickless: everyone kept getting lost and chenle was lost on the escalator cuntfuckphin: DONT POINT FINGERS AT MEcuntfuckphin: I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT LOST IN THE MALLthy coward: well i mean jisung started itemo as fuck: excuse ME?ugly mineral: well you're not wrongemo as fuck: EXCUSE M E ?ugly mineral: damn it jenomoist furry: WHAT DID I DOhyuckie kisses: you guys are unbelievable. unfunny: and since when do you punctuate your sentencehyuckie kisses: since now?jaehoe: christmarkle sparkles: where the fuck is renjun im getting worriedovertaxed mother: i should be the one getting w o r r i e ddickless: excuse you he's my kidyeschengie <3: our kidyutah <3: w a i t-yeschengie <3: im not cheating on you jfc yuta<3 small moomin <3: (○’ω’○)dickless: RENJUN WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DOreal hoe: probably some illegal shithyuckie kisses: i mean i wont be surprisedugly mineral: baby what did you d o-<3 small moomin <3: so like i did you guys a favor and locked yukhei's door from the outside emo as fuck: was he sleeping thoughthis is the SEO: then why else would he lock the dooremo as fuck: truecuntfuckphin: basic knowledgeemo as fuck: -which you don't havemarkle sparkles: JHSKSSKSJ B U R Nleader uwu: waitleader uwu: you locked him i n<3 small moomin <3: yes<3 small moomin <3: SO NOW WE CAN GO TO THE MALLhyuckie kisses: unfortunately i can't 😔shark boy: you can make happy birthday cards?hyuckie kisses: bITCH I CANT EVEN PHYSICALLY GO WITH YOU GUYS??leader uwu: well you can make something like knitting?hyuckie kisses: im not a granny-mcqueen: you can make stuff out of yarn i mean im sure we have a lot of yarnsovertaxed mother: oh yeah they're in the cabinets in the kitchenovertaxed mother: the lower onesjaehoe: so should we go now?thy coward: obviouslyunfunny: hopefully none of us get lostlong and thin: well fingers crossed bc we practically jinxed ourselves donghyuck turned off his phone and stuffed it in his pocket. he rolled his wheelchair to the kitchen, on the search for a shit ton of yarn and knitting needles because the other members had thought it was a great idea for him to knit shit but he never had the knitting experiences. he looked around in the kitchen and already saw that everyone left to go to the mall so he could have some alone time to himself."goddamnit, this is gonna be a pain in the ass," he muttered and opened the lower cabinet while trying not to fall out of his wheelchair. he saw a basket full of yarn with knitting needles and picked it up, placing it on his lap. he used his foot to close the cabinet and then moved to the kitchen table, putting the basket of yarn balls down and grabbing his phone out to watch a tutorial on how to knit.donghyuck tilted his phone so it was kind of standing up and played a knitting tutorial video as he set up his knitting materials across the table. well, it should be easy since he'll be making a yarn puppy, a small one of course. it shouldn't be a problem for a newbie like him but oh boy was he wrong. after the tutorial video was playing, the boy grabbed the two knitting needles and a piece of beige colored yarn from the basket, trying to follow the instructions. although the video was going slow, it felt like it was going too fast for the poor boy. one minute in, he already stabbed himself in the finger with a knitting needle and he hadn't noticed how sharp it was."what the fucking hell," he hissed and looked at the small spot of blood coming out from his finger. he reached over for a box of bandaids on the table and ripped the bandaid open, gently wrapping it around his injured finger. he sighed and picked the knitting needles once again and continued to learn the basics of knitting with yarns which probably took him about two hours, but it was okay. because now he got the basics down and could knit a small circle as a practice.he threw the knitted circle to the side and clicked on a different video that showed a tutorial on how to knit a puppy. he reached over to the basic to grab multiple shades of brown and white, taking the base color, beige, and attempting to knit a three-dimensional circular thing that's the size of his palm. he might've pricked himself multiple times but he was able to make a three-dimensional object for the head of the puppy. next, the ears were easy since they were two small demented ovals. donghyuck took the brown yarn and unraveled it from the pile of itself, attaching his knitting needles and began the knitting process. the two ears took him an hour, not wanting to prick himself or mess up and he placed them aside with the head. the boy stretched and yawned, looking at the time and he had already wasted four to five hours just knitting his life away. by the time he finished knitting all the pieces of a puppy, he started to sew them together after he grabbed a sewing kit from the same cabinet. as he was stitching the legs to the body together, he heard a sharp bang that made him jump from his wheelchair.  strange. it was quiet, really quiet throughout the whole nct dorm. yukhei had just woken up and he was on his phone, playing some games and relistening to dream launch. after he was done with playing games, kind of getting bored, he turned off his phone and looked at the door. he expected for kun or any member to come into his room and either check up on him or borrowing his computer to play pc games on it. unfortunately, no one came into his room at this time of the day and it was strange. matter of fact, the wayv dorm wasn't usually as quiet since the members would make noises or be rowdy in general. the tall chinese boy sighed, pushing himself off from his bed and was ready to leave his room to grab some small snacks. when he had his hand on the doorknob, he tried to open it like how he usually does but the door wouldn't budge open."is this door stuck?" he scratched his head in confusion and tugged at the doorknob again. of course, it didn't budge like he had expected it to. but then it struck him. did someone lock him inside his room? wait, but why would they lock him in? and that's when he realized something. "holy shit."yukhei aggressively banged at the door, trying to open it by force because what if there's a possibility someone is in the building trying to rob shit? maybe the others are still asleep and couldn't hear his desperate attempts to knock the living shit out of the door. he was certainly in his panic mode and at times like these, his one brain cell would be active which wasn't a surprise. after a few more bashing at the door, he gave up and resorted to going on his phone. 
dysfunctional hell
 whipped pimp: so like there's a possibility that there's a robber in the dormsmarkle sparkles: why do you think sowhipped pimp: my door is l o c k e d from the outside???whipped pimp: and everyone is probably asleep or smththy coward: yukhei we dont have time for jokeswhipped pimp: BITCH I SWEAR I HEARD SOMETHING FROM THE KITCHENwhipped pimp: [attached video]overtaxed mother: maybe you're just hearing thingshyuckie kisses: ^ yeah and idk how you can even hear shit from the kitchen when you're all the way in the wayv dormsmcqueen: strangecuntfuckphin: does he have super hearings??whipped pimp: ANYWAYwhipped pimp: whAT DO I DOwhipped pimp: I CANT GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND SOMEONE IS ROBBING OUR STUFFdickless: sweetie you're hearing thingswhipped pimp: nO IM NOTdickless: s w e e t i eleader uwu: how about you take a nice nap-whipped pimp: n Oreal hoe: this is entertaining to watch LMAOwhipped pimp: but can anyone unlock my doorhyuckie kisses: noemo as fuck: noyeschengie <3: no<3 small moomin <3: nowhipped pimp: BUT WHYshark boy: we're busy?unfunny: ^whipped pimp: to the other members its understandable bUT WHY CANT YOU GUYS DO IT WE'RE IN THE SAME DORMSyeschengie <3: i mean i would but my door is locked as wellwhipped pimp: w H A Twhipped pimp: KUN??dickless: it's locked toolong and thin: same it wont budge openmoist furry: well that's uh unfortunate yukhei sighed, collapsing his body back onto the comfortable bed, putting his phone to the side.well, it's not like a robber would want any of their stuff anyway besides food and clothes or other expensive stuff the members have brought. the boy rubbed his face and stayed in his bed until he fell back to sleep once again, possibly tired and exhausted from the total shitheads he's stuck with for the rest of his life until he dies. 
hay day bday
 jaehoe: i almost feel bad for himhyuckie kisses: i don't<3 small moomin <3: you dipshit what were you even doing in the kitchenhyuckie kisses: i dropped some stuff so STFUmarkle sparkles: i raised you better than thishyuckie kisses: you never raised me you TRAITORovertaxed mother: ok anyway, do you shits have your gifts yetshark boy: i lost yangyangdickless: GODDAMMIT YANGYANGmcqueen: LISTENmcqueen: I FOUND SOME GOOD ASS SCHOKOKUSSthy coward: and what the fuck is thatunfunny: well im assuming it's a german related food or smthmcqueen: ^mcqueen: cAN I BUY THESE MOMdickless: THIS IS FOR YUKHEI'S BIRTHDAYmcqueen: BUT I CAN GIVE SOME TO HIM???mcqueen: :(emo as fuck: you just made him sad-real hoe: i thought you were better than this kundickless: idickless: ok ykw FINEmcqueen: :)overtaxed mother: YOU GUYS DIDNT ANSWER MY QUESTION????emo as fuck: oemo as fuck: im p sure everyone did besides yy who needs to get his shitovertaxed mother: OK great now let's not get lost like last time and we should be fineshark boy: wait where are you thoughmcqueen: to your left w the black building sign thingyeschengie <3: ok once you get your thing we'll be goingunfunny: perfectunfunny: no illegal shit committed<3 small moomin <3: you wouldn't know that would youreal hoe: please for the belove of god 5:56 pm hyuckie kisses: hey yall can you hurry upjaehoe: we arethis is the SEO: wait why what happenedhyuckie kisses: so i assumed that yukhei woke up and now hes trying to destroy the door and i have my gifts ready but idk where the f UCK im gonna hideugly mineral: uhhhh did you clean everything uphyuckie kisses: yeah i even have my gifts wrappedhyuckie kisses: bUT SERIOUSLY HURRY UP HES ABOUT TO BREAK THE DOOR D O W Ndickless: question is what the FUCK is he doinglong and thin: i do remember he had dumbbells in his roomshark boy:shark boy: well fuckyutah <3: cANT YOU DRIVE ANY FASTERunfunny: BITCH DO YOU WANT US TO GET ARRESTEDunfunny: EXACTLY NOW SHUT UPhyuckie kisses: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE YOU DRIVING AND TEXTINGthy coward: DID YOU JUST RUN OVER A DUCKmoist furry: mom im scaredreal hoe: there's tearsmarkle sparkles: let's pray we will liveovertaxed mother: probably not but its ok im done with lviingleader uwu:leader uwu: may the odds ever be in your favorhyuckie kisses: oh yeahhyuckie kisses: when you guys come home make sure to open the door quietly pls 6:03 pm donghyuck had successfully hidden his gifts behind all the mess on the table and put away the knitting supplies into the cabinets. the aggressive banging of the door still continued and he sighed, brainstorming where he should hide with his obvious wheelchair. maybe he should barricade the door, but it would be very obvious that he's here. okay, resorting to hiding. after sending his last message in the group chat, he put his phone in his pocket.  when the company building started to appear in the distance, taeil started to speed up by a bit, not over the speed limit. as the building grew larger and larger, they were almost there. the kids in the far back were playing games and being rowdy in the back while the adults were either napping or on their phone, doing their own thing."okay guys, wake up and get your presents. we'll be parking now," the oldest out of everyone announced before driving into the parking lot around the perimeter of the building. he continued driving, eventually slowing down and tried looking for the farthest parking spots.after doing so, he carefully steered the wheel and managed to park safely into the spot and taking his keys out, turning off the engine. once some of the members woke up from their nap, they got their bags and everyone got out of the large car that somehow fit everyone. they came out in an organized line and stretched their numb limbs."do you think donghyuck is doing fine?" yoonoh rubbed his eyes, still a little sleepy from his nap. he leaned slightly against dongyoung who blushed lightly, pretending to not mind."i mean, if we don't hurry up then no," jungwoo hauled his bags on his shoulders and huffed in determination, "now let's go!" 
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 yutah <3: actually have you ever heard of an anime and this dude ate panties without knowinglong and thin: .. and we didn't need to know thatyeschengie <3: i didn't know underwears were edible...unfunny: they SHOULDN'T be???whipped pimp: wtf are you guys even talking aboutwhipped pimp: oW THAT HURTcuntfuckphin: r u okwhipped pimp: i dropped a dumbbell and im in tearsdickless: child what are you-whipped pimp: trying to open the door?emo as fuck: you're going to destroy the poor door ugly mineral: the easiest solution is to call for helpthis is the SEO: he would've done that by nowwhipped pimp: ^whipped pimp: anyway are u guys not as busy and help meovertaxed mother: just a sec we just have to do somethingwhipped pimp: pls im starvingshark boy: did you even eat anything-long and thin: ofc not he was locked inmarkle sparkles: wait where's your roomhyuckie kisses: shouldn't be somewhere to the left<3 small moomin <3: uhhh turn left and it should be to your rightmarkle sparkles: OH OK after waiting and waiting this entire time, yukhei heard a click on his door, meaning that it's been unlocked. he sighed in relief, and put away his dumbbells and went to the door to open it. the strange thing was after he opened the door, it was quite dark and he was pretty sure the lights were on before he went to his room to sleep. he shrugged it off and walked out of his room, looking around in the dark. the others should be here by now but maybe they were waiting for him in the kitchen?the tall boy carefully made his way from the wayv dorm to the kitchen, surprisingly without tripping on something or bump into a wall. it was silent and he scratched his head, holding onto the edge of a table. "hello?"silence."uh, hello? is anybody here?" yukhei called out again. he grew uncertain, maybe they weren't here yet. "i guess i'll go ba-"all of a sudden, the lights flickered on that blinded his eyes slightly and the sound of confetti poppers went off that made him startled. his eyes adjusted to the lighting and he blinked his eyes. yukhei saw everyone standing in the kitchen with him with their confetti poppers in their hands, confetti strips falling after being launched into the air. some even managed to land onto his shoulders and hair, small glitter and tiny pieces of papers resting on his tuft of hair. he was beyond confused, what was going on? he blinked in confusion and his eyebrows arching. taeyong set his confetti popper on the table that was covered by confetti and brought out a cake that was on its plate, covered by a plastic cake dome. it still looked fresh even after resting under the table for several hours."wait- what's going on?" the confused boy looked around feverishly and his brain went haywire from the amount of confusion he was experiencing."it's your birthday, you silly," he suddenly felt a pair of arms wrap around his waist and another body leaning into his back. he knew that voice- was it jungwoo?"can't you obviously tell by the birthday cake?" mark grinned and swatted a long strip of confetti off his shoulder. "we were getting presents from the mall and prepared this after renjun locked you in your room."so was that why the door wouldn't budge open? maybe it was locked when he was asleep. the sudden pout painted over his face, "why would you do that? you know i got worried! and did you guys intend for me to starve in my own room?""i mean, we couldn't help it. we didn't want to ruin the plan and we resorted to locking you in while donghyuck stayed," renjun shrugged as he got out his bag that was hidden under the table, "also we got you some presents- and yangyang got some german sweets for you."at the very moment, he felt emotionally overwhelmed. his bandmates- no, friends, took the time to prepare him a surprise and he didn't prepare anything to offer them after what they've done to show that he's grateful. he stared at the cake taeyong was holding after he got rid of the cover. it looked delicious and it had red and pink frosting, written in a "happy birthday yukhei" in chinese. his word was caught in his throat and his heart thumped.dongyoung, on the other hand, helped with lighting the candles with a lighter. after he lit all of the small candles on the cake, he looked up and saw yukhei, staring at the cake and there were tears in the corner of his eyes. his whole body shook but not too visible and even jungwoo behind him noticed. "yukhei?"everyone turned to look at him and his face was flushed as tears streamed down his face."baby? what's wrong?" jungwoo unwrapped his arms and held him by the arm, gently whispering. "do you... not like it?"the chinese continued to sniffle and rub the tears away, inhaling and exhaling for air through his nose, "no, it's just- it's just i didn't think you guys would..."his voice trailed off and he felt a warm body hug at his side with a hand rubbing circles into his back, soothing him. everyone watched and silently cooed at the couple. once he finished crying, he blew out the candles and his usual happy grin was back on his face. he wiped his tear stained cheeks and whispered a small "thank you." 
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 whipped pimp: i honestly hate you allmoist furry: we did nothing to you-whipped pimp: i hate y o u a l ldickless: aw i even got pictures of you crying like an overgrown babywhipped pimp: DLEETEIT<3 small moomin <3: AWW I WANNA SEEcuntfuckphin: ME TOOmcqueen: question is did we go overboard- alSO DID YOU LIKE THE GERMAN SWEET I BOUGHTwhipped pimp: YEAH it was goodthy coward: i just want to say that im so s o r r y ifihurtyouinanywaybutihadtowhipped pimp: oh no its fine!!leader uwu: did you like the surprise???? :)yeschengie <3: ofc he didunfunny: the cake was actually goodwhipped pimp: oh yeah @hyuckie kisses i like the knitted puppy!hyuckie kisses: good to know someone appreciates MY EFFORTmarkle sparkles: is that why you have bandaids on your fingershyuckie kisses: no i was COOKINGmarkle sparkles: oh then you should've sharedugly mineral: are you dumb or are you dumbemo as fuck: how about dumberjaehoe: lmao thats meanjaehoe: he's dumber than dumbmarkle sparkles: THIS IS ASSAULTovertaxed mother: goodlong and thin: right so do you like our presents yukhei?whipped pimp: why wouldnt i smhshark boy: obviouslythis is the SEO: glad to hear- but that was a pain cleaning up the mess from the total of 20 confetti poppers jesus fuckign christyutah <3: aight that's fine we can recycle and use itmoist furry: wait can you recharge confetti poppers?overtaxed mother: ok anyway anywayovertaxed mother: i hope you had a good birthday yukheiovertaxed mother: after all we put effort into it and worked our asses offwhipped pimp: i mean tbh this is one of the best birthday i've ever had

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 mcqueen: HAPPY HEARTS MONTHreal hoe: dude its marchmcqueen: dickless:dickless: how do you-mcqueen: im not smart ok<3 small moomin <3: understandablemcqueen: WOW THANKSovertaxed mother: please don't tell me i have to buy you guys shitovertaxed mother: even if it's not februaryjaehoe: we never askedcuntfuckphin: WAIT REALLYcuntfuckphin: I WANT MORE CHOCOLATEmoist furry: chenle no we already had enough when we did our asmr like back in febcuntfuckphin: CHOCOLATEugly mineral: war flashbacks...unfunny: i honestly expected today to be a normal NORMAL day but ig notmarkle sparkles: hahamarkle sparkles: last night was so w o w that i was up all night :Demo as fuck: and what do you mean by thathyuckie kisses: woah were you CHEATING on ME MARK LEE???markle sparkles: NOmarkle sparkles: anyway you seemarkle sparkles: SOME people were having some fun time at 3 IN THE FUKCING MORNING AND I WANTED MY SLEEP BACK but i guess we cant always get what we want DO WE N O Wthis is the SEO: im not guiltyovertaxed mother: no one ever said you were unless-?real hoe: well yeah we fucked with condoms so it's fine got no std's transmittedemo as fuck: please oh p l e a s e my E A R S and E Y E Sugly mineral: you didn't have to do my kid the dirty like thatdickless: ok anywayyutah <3: don't we have like 3 birthdays to catch up withthy coward: in fact, we do<3 small moomin <3: what about mine-leader uwu: i heard birthdays??jaehoe: yeah it's our birthdaysreal hoe: what shall we do on this fine daylong and thin: please no destruction and world domination involvedreal hoe: my son, how bold of you to assume i'll take my precious time just to dominate the worldthis is the SEO: i mean think about it you can overtake trump and rule thailand and the worldreal hoe: isn't that too much work like damn being an idol is enoughhyuckie kisses: i mean it's true sadlymarkle sparkles: according to wikipediaunfunny: wait but what are we gonna do thoughunfunny: we already did hefty work with yukhei'syeschengie <3: well i mean since you guys were talking about chocolate-leader uwu: CAN WE MAKE CHOCOLATEovertaxed mother: actually we can even bake for the rest of the dayreal hoe: and why would i do thatyutah <3: well you can make your own sweet?real hoe: but we can always buy chocolate<3 small moomin <3: GASP it's more fun to BAKE, you can even burn CALORIES while doing so and you can put your heart and soul into your production! i think we should bakecuntfuckphin: since when were you passionatemoist furry: one time he burnt himself and he screamed louder than chenle<3 small moomin <3: OH IM SORRY NOT MY FAULT SOMEONE WAS TRYING TO SHOW THEIR AFFECTION PHYSICALLY WHILE I WAS BAKINGugly mineral: suddenly i feel like someone's pointing fingers at meyeschengie <3: that's because he isjaehoe: damnjaehoe: anyway should we get to baking now?this is the SEO: i have a feeling this won't go wellunfunny: the fact we're sharing the huge ass kitchen to the kids and to anyone who can't cook for lifemarkle sparkles: hey woAH i can BAKEhyuckie kisses: who knows maybe this time you'll fuck up and end up poisoning someonewhipped pimp: relationship goals manmcqueen: do we have any ingredients for all 21 of usemo as fuck: there should beemo as fuck: didn't taeyong go on heavy shopliftingovertaxed mother: actually i did and i have a handful in these cabinets- but they'll be gone once you hoes touch themdickless: offended?overtaxed mother: except you and for anyone who can cook decent ass meals and bake without exploding the ovenleader uwu: should we split into 3 groups of 7thy coward: doesn't sound too bad thy coward: now who's gonna be with whocuntfuckphin: obviously we'll be together and that includes you markmarkle sparkles: but-cuntfuckphin: and that includes you markmarkle sparkles: ok-cuntfuckphin: uwudickless: good job, continue to assert yourselfemo as fuck: he's already BEEN assertedovertaxed mother: a n y w a yovertaxed mother: i guess taeil, youngho, yuta, dongyoung, yoonoh, jungwoo, and i will be together which leaves with kun, yukhei, sicheng, chittaphon, dejun, yangyang, and kunhang togetherdickless: spare me i dont want to be with these kidswhipped pimp: wHO ARE YOU CALLING A KIDmcqueen: i feel hurt like damn what did i do i just wanted lightning mcqueen crocs bUT NOemo as fuck: and i can tell you guys are getting along so wellyeschengie <3: ah it's painfulyutah <3: hOW COULD YOU SEPARATE US LIKE THATyutah <3: lIKE eXcUSe ME yOU HAVE THE AUDACITY TO DO THATreal hoe: dude we'll be using the same kitchenyutah <3: STILLhyuckie kisses: christovertaxed mother: dear g o d ill just go prepare the kitchen 10:00 am leader uwu: i have a questionovertaxed mother: yeahleader uwu: what is thismoist furry: isn't that a peeler-overtaxed mother: jUNGWOO DONT TOIFUYUJFWNGemo as fuck: ok what the f u c k happenedhyuckie kisses: i mean by the looks of it someone probably already hurt themselves even though we haven't started cooking yetleader uwu:leader uwu: owwhipped pimp: iM GRABBING THE BANDAIDS WHERE ARE THE BANDAIDSmarkle sparkles: cHILL HE ISNT DYINGjaehoe: yeah so like a pool of blood is totally not him dying rn from blood lossdickless: BITCH WHATunfunny: how the FU-long and thin: where can i take my leaveugly mineral: you dontthis is the SEO: we're off to a great start ladies<3 small moomin <3: who you calling a lady<3 small moomin <3: ill have you know i didn't come out of my mOM JUST TO BE CALLEd a laDy bY a stREET RATreal hoe: ouchcuntfuckphin: can we cook now-yeschengie <3: well i mean jungwoo is currently bleeding to death rnwhipped pimp: i GOT THE AID KITleader uwu: u couldve just gotten me a bandaidwhipped pimp: NO SHSUHthy coward: cant relateyutah <3: so who's cleaning the blood puddleshark boy: excuse meshark boy: how much did he bled-yutah <3: i'd say a solid 1 pound of bloodemo as fuck: i-<3 small moomin <3: can we bake nowovertaxed mother: mother of godovertaxed mother: ok let's just- just go to your stationsovertaxed mother: now let's not act in an animalistic way and bake like a regular split familymcqueen: there's no such thing but okreal hoe: ok jungwoo is ok now so we can bake 
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 hyuckie kisses: ew i forgot you're still heremarkle sparkles: damn is this what love is<3 small moomin <3: hA can't relatemoist furry: but aren't you-emo as fuck: gUYS FOCUSemo as fuck: anwwayemo as fuck: what should we bakehyuckie kisses: i mean the others are probably gonna make smth amazingcuntfuckphin: true trueugly mineral: chocolate macarons?hyuckie kisses: too simpleugly mineral: but-cuntfuckphin: how about chocolate balls?hyuckie kisses: yeah sure and let's add the dick<3 small moomin <3: THIS IS THE PG ZONE emo as fuck: we're not babies-ugly mineral: yes YOU AREmarkle sparkles: ok waitmarkle sparkles: how about we make a chocolate dessert that has all of our cultures combinedmoist furry: that sounds like a bad ideaemo as fuck: i mean that does sound like a bad idea itselfhyuckie kisses: i like it<3 small moomin <3: ok but how are you able to combine the chinese korean and canadian culture into one dessertcuntfuckphin: don't we just combine different ingredients togetherugly mineral: that's not how it works-?markle sparkles: dw guys this will be a good ideaemo as fuck: this is why we kicked you out in the first placemarkle sparkles: OK ANYWAY maybe we can make nanaimo bars with fish shaped bread and chinese tart<3 small moomin <3: ok so you're telling me you want to put nanaimo bars in the bread and- wait how do you even incorporate it with tart?cuntfuckphin: instead of tart how about pudding as the side dessert?ugly mineral: doesn't sound too bad but it's burning my brain cells<3 small moomin <3: get used to itugly mineral: meanmoist furry: wait so what do we need exactly markle sparkles:markle sparkles: well fuck 
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 thy coward: ok how about we do something simpleyutah <3: like mochi?? chocolate mochi??thy coward: yeah like thatthis is the SEO: but isn't that too simpleyutah <3: we're making this by handleader uwu: how do you make mochi?jaehoe: ill just go get the ingredients overtaxed mother: we should make around 5-7 and yuta can lead us throughyutah <3: WOOOunfunny: hey guys is it just me or do i hear screamingunfunny: and surprisingly it's not from the dreamiesthy coward: are you saying it's from the china lineunfunny: no im talking about the birds and the bees busy screamingthis is the SEO: hAunfunny: and we don't need any of your insights of chicago this is the SEO: america is perverted don't blame meyutah <3: you didn't choose to not be influenced 👀this is the SEO: says the one that watches hentaiyutah <3:jaehoe: backjaehoe: nvm i'll go keep looking for the ingredientsovertaxed mother: no give me the ingredientsleader uwu: sighleader uwu: ALRIGHT leader uwu: yuta how long does it take to make the mochiyutah <3: idk it depends how long itll take to guide you guys throughyutah <3: i'll go cook the sweet ricethis is the SEO: so then after that we can like-yutah <3: yeah basicallyjaehoe: while he's doing thatjaehoe: let's talk about lifethy coward: i dont have a lifejaehoe: i didn't ask youleader uwu: technically you didunfunny: my life?unfunny: it's currently burningovertaxed mother: excuse me im in charge of YOU allovertaxed mother: so zip your lipsthy coward: i'll just get the chocolate like damn i feel attacked todaythis is the SEO: this is already turning into a messthis is the SEO: and i mean it already is it's even at the point where i can smell smokeovertaxed mother:overtaxed mother: smoke?overtaxed mother: did you just say smoke?this is the SEO: yeah whyyutah <3: hey guysyutah <3: we have a problem-overtaxed mother: OH MY FUCKING GOD YUTAovertaxed mother: WHAT DID YOU DOyutah <3: I DID NOTHING I JUST TURNED THE STOVE ON thy coward: WHAT ARE YOU DOING PUT IT OUT NOWunfunny: i got the bucket of water-yutah <3: nO THE RICE IS STILL IN THEREovertaxed mother: BITCH IT'S ALREADY BURNT BY NOW overtaxed mother: TAEIL PUT IT OUTunfunny: I DID STOP FUCKING SCREAMINGleader uwu: i walked out to get a drinkleader uwu: a drink.yutah <3: mY RiCEthis is the SEO: are there any moreyutah <3: NOleader uwu:leader uwu: i can just go buy more?overtaxed mother: mY BeAUTIFUL pRISTINE SToVEleader uwu: ok im buying more sweet ricethis is the SEO: you can go do that-thy coward: since we're waiting for him to get more sweet rice should we just skip to the chocolatejaehoe: good ideajaehoe: maybe we should also add fruitsunfunny: i mean fruits and chocolate sounds good togetherunfunny: i can melt the chocolate while you guys can cut the fruitsovertaxed mother: dONT DESTROY MY MICROWAVE PLEASEunfunny: then ill just heat up water-overtaxed mother: my S T O V Eunfunny: 
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 dickless: chittaphondickless: WE ARE NOTreal hoe: YES WE AREdickless: WE ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING MAKE A DICK SHAPED DESSERT IN A MELTABLE CHOCOLATE BALLreal hoe: WE'RE GONNA FUCKING DO ITlong and thin: where can i LEAVEwhipped pimp: you don'tyeschengie <3: i knew being with you guys was a bad ideawhipped pimp: ik i miss my jungwoo ;(yeschengie <3: w o w t h a n k smcqueen: so are we doing the dick shaped thing or uhdickless: NO WE'RE NOTreal hoe: YES WE AREdickless: NOreal hoe: YESdickless: NOreal hoe: YESdickless: NOreal hoe: YESdickless: NOreal hoe: YESshark boy: maybe we can do cakedickless: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEJUNreal hoe: SHUT THE FUCK UP DEJUNshark boy: i-mcqueen: that's brutal o wshark boy: :')whipped pimp: yall chill your assesyeschengie <3: please i just want to startreal hoe: we're going to GO BY MY IDEA END OF DISCUSSIONdickless:dickless: ykw FINEdickless: damn you if i can disown youreal hoe: jokes on you im a grown ADULTlong and thin: sadlyreal hoe: excuse melong and thin: nothing-real hoe: that's what i thought 12:09 pm 
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 ugly mineral: i think i got some chocolate in my eyeballhyuckie kisses: what the fuckugly mineral: it's good<3 small moomin <3: are you ok iovertaxed mother: and what the hell is even going on over therelong and thin: i would like to say that shit is happening from my left to my right from up to down and diagonally by 90 degrees and 360 divided by 180 degreesdickless: sweetie that's not how you measure the cups of sugaryeschengie <3: r u ok my childlong and thin: yesshark boy: nah he's traumatized but that's normalunfunny: excuse methis is the SEO: actually this isn't new to me thy coward: yeah bc like world war 3 is probably happening over at your homethis is the SEO: ok that's unless the orange head decides to kill us allmoist furry: ohemo as fuck: well that's too badleader uwu: is everyone doing alright??cuntfuckphin: if making a big blob counts as alright then yes-jaehoe:jaehoe: what the hell is thatugly mineral: this is why i dont leave any of you in charge of cookingugly mineral: i got chocolate flinged into my E Y E yutah <3: i kinda destroyed the stove but like that's okmarkle sparkles: is it ok thoughovertaxed mother: OF COURSE NOTovertaxed mother: I JUST HAD IT REPAIREDovertaxed mother: BUT NOreal hoe: lmaojaehoe: and i thought today was gonna be not as insane but ig i was wrongthy coward: when are you never wrongleader uwu: hey don't be meanleader uwu: anyway!! is everyone almost done?hyuckie kisses: somewhat sureshark boy: yangyang broke tHE FUCKING MIXERmcqueen: IM SOrRyuovertaxed mother: HOW DO YOU-dickless: im so sorry i can pay-yutah <3: now he's crying in the corneryutah <3: oh yeah and ig we're done now rightjaehoe: igthy coward: wait don't we need to make something elsemoist furry: oH I ALMOST FORGOTunfunny: hey jungwoo can you go to the store and get us some more brown sugar with yoonohleader uwu: ??? okdickless: shithead mind if you can buy us chocolate we kinda ran outreal hoe: rude after the three of them left to go buy things from the store, everyone gathered around after finishing their desserts."wait, so you're telling me we have to make three separate cakes?" donghyuck crossed his legs on his wheelchair. "you do realize we don't have much time to make three right-""no you DIPSHIT. we'll make one whole cake for all three of them," renjun hit him on the head with his fist, but not too hard."okay so we're on a budget-""no."taeyong sighed and massaged his temple to get rid of the aching headache away. "okay, how about i just put the finished desserts on the counter and we can work on the cake quickly we have about an hour since the store is not too close to here?"everyone in the kitchen eventually came to an agreement and immediately go through the process of splitting roles for making a simple but not so simple cake when there's eighteen of them in one kitchen. it was basically split with the dream unit making whipped cream, the 127 unit making the cake batter, and half of wayv making icing while the other half helped with the cake batter and setting the oven.donghyuck was currently sitting while watching the others on his team dealing with difficult work and he had finished with pouring heavy whipping cream and other ingredients into the bowl for mark to whisk and probably killing his poor arm. he relaxed in his wheelchair and continued to watch and maybe specifically watch renjun. and that was until he remembered something.when the chinese boy was near his range, he tugged at the sleeve of his shirt, earning his attention. the boy looked confused and walked closer to him. "did you need anything?""why did you stick with us i mean you could've at least pretend not to know about the cake surprise?" he frowned slightly."oh no, it's fine. baking with you guys is good enough for me, i don't really care about the cake," renjun smiled, "and i don't think i need any more sweets as of right now.""oh, okay."maybe he had already told the others about it? i mean why else would they only throw a cake surprise for the three? well, it's very typical for the older to do that and he shouldn't be as shocked or surprised at this point. in fact, he was quite stubborn when it came to his birthday. he usually avoided receiving too many things or something overwhelmingly valuable. he continued to think to himself after dismissing renjun back to what he was doing. what he didn't know was there were two specific people eavesdropping into the conversation, by accident. "you know, this cake doesn't look too bad," kun inspected the "unique" cake that was split into three flavors by the icing- but it looked somewhat messy."who was even in charge with the frosting and icing it looks like a kid did it," yuta sighed, "and don't we have that thing to smooth it out or what?""excuse me, i did my best here in my FUCKING WHEELCHAIR," donghyuck was about to swing but he still had to sit in his wheelchair and he couldn't use his legs properly, with his injury recovering. "at least be grateful i came up with the idea of splitting the surface by three different colors."everyone chuckled at the sun-kissed boy's remark, very much used to his sassy attitude. since they were finished with the cake with the help of jeno nearly almost burning his hands off after forgetting to wear mittens to get the cake out, sicheng cutting the cake to make a flat surface, and jisung and chenle decorating the cake after donghyuck frosted it, they had some spare time left before the three; jungwoo, chittaphon, and yoonoh come back. although the cake was a messy attempt and they were in the hurry and didn't chill the cake before frosting it and such, it still looked okay besides the cake crumbs over the place. there was neat handwriting with icing of a happy birthday message with the three names listed down.but out of nowhere, jungwoo was the first one to come back and they didn't expect him to come back before they planned to surprise them. he stuck his head in the kitchen and looked at everyone who was crowding around something on the table."we're back with brown sugar and chocolate!" he held out the bag with the bought supplies from the store, "sorry that we took long, hope you don't mind.""oh no, it's fine," taeil gave him a reassuring smile and uncrossed his arms, "you can put them on the counter next to the finished desserts."after being told what to do, jungwoo walked over to the counter and set the grocery bag on it while both yoonoh and chittaphon also walked in, obviously looking exhausted. probably because of walking."what is up my hoes, your best bitch is here," chittaphon yawned slightly and leaned against the ledge of the sink. "man, that was tiring.""getting brown sugar and chocolate isn't that hard?" sicheng raised an eyebrow."nah it's just i'm tired of walking. oh yeah, by the way, what are you guys crowding around?"yoonoh had noticed jaemin nudging at jisung and he was about to wonder why until the youngest out of everyone turned around to pick something up. when he turned around once again, he walked out the swarm of crackheads and held the cake they had taken the time making, messily but not too much."wait a second- is that cake? with our names on it?" the thai boy's eyes widened and eyed at the cake, "did you guys seriously made us do errands just to make a cake?""well yeah, it's our birthdays after all," yoonoh shrugged before smiling, ruffling jisung's hair who then grinned.meanwhile, jungwoo was plain out an emotional mess but there weren't any tears. oh no, there were a bunch of tears. it was like back in the boss era, that's where he debuted and finally got his stage which resulted to him crying and at this moment, it was the same except he was surprised that the members took the time to make a cake for the three of them while they were gone. he grabbed a tissue that was offered by yukhei who had a box of it and wiped his tears, "guys, you didn't... have to make a cake for us.""oh hell nah, you think we were gonna skip the opportunity? sweetie, no," donghyuck rolled his wheelchair to jungwoo and patted his arm, "we wanted to make your birthdays special even if we did bake together today.""aw, how wholesome," chittaphon dipped his finger into the frosting and tasted it that earned a small shriek from jisung, "now i feel like i'm loved and not hated by you shits.""wow, after all we've done for you," taeyong rolled his eyes.well, to say the least, everyone celebrated their birthday by giving them gifts that were bought beforehand and including renjun who received gifts even though he didn't want too much of it. jungwoo was very much happy and snuggled against yukhei on the couch once everyone moved to the living room to chill and open the gifts. chittaphon kept making comments for each gift he received and especially slapped youngho when he got him the wrong flavored condom. and for yoonoh? let's just say he noticed when dongyoung was blushing for a split second when he opened his gift. but in general, everyone had fun and spent a generous amount of time together after catching up to their birthdays since they were dead and busy all the time. once it was over, everyone went back to doing their own thing like going back to their rooms and donghyuck rolling his wheelchair to chill in his own room in the dream dorms since it was the nearest to him. and of course, they went back to talking to each other in the messy hell group chat that was active.renjun had taken his opened gifts to his room to hang some up and put some on his shelf and desk. mainly, they were moomin related things and some useful and actually helpful gifts that can assist him in the future. another gift that made him satisfied was an alien book since he's been interested in aliens lately ever since the weekly idol episode he confessed about believing in aliens. he flopped down onto his bed and on his stomach, taking out his phone and going onto the group chat. he was currently on the main screen but he noticed that he got notifications from jeno's text that he sent in his private messages just now. 
moist furry, <3 small moomin <3
 moist furry: heymoist furry: injunniemoist furry: come to my roommoist furry: i swear this isn't shady stuff-<3 small moomin <3: uh whymoist furry: just come<3 small moomin <3: but? why???
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<3 small moomin <3: jENO
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<3 small moomin <3: fine he heaved a sigh before getting up from his bed, turning his phone off, and made his journey to jeno's room. he didn't know why the younger told him to come to his room unless it's either something important or if it was just another cuddling session from a deprived puppy. and maybe another deprived puppy. once renjun found himself standing in front of the familiar door, he was about to open it until the door opened by itself abruptly and a hand grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him in. he yelped in shock and didn't get the chance to see whose face it was.his twig body was then thrown onto a soft mattress of what he had assumed to be a bed. he opened his eyes that he hadn't realized that he closed them, he took in his surroundings. the room was dim with candles lit to set some kind of "mood." they were scented candles and smelled like faint roses. speaking of which, he noticed that the bed was covered in a few rose petals but not too much. renjun tried to sit up but he was pinned down against the bed. he looked up and saw jaemin's face and he was somewhat shocked, he didn't really know he would also be in jeno's room since jeno would usually say that he would come or be with them for their cuddling session or something else."j-jaemin?" the brunette's voice was quiet as he stuttered, a blush forming on his cheeks."hey, darling~" the boy above him purred seductively, his eyes twinkling in the dim lights. it made him gulp."w-where's jeno...?" renjun became instantly flustered in the sedative gaze and he turned his head, becoming really interested at the nightstand. he felt cold fingers grip his jaw and turned his head back to meet the powerful gaze, sending shivers down his spine."you shouldn't worry about him. moreover, you should worry how i will steal you whole," he licked his lips, "just like how you stole my heart, naughty injunnie."his voice was an octave low and slightly husky which made renjun's heart accelerate at a fast pace. his breath hitched when he felt a pair of soft but chapped lips kiss his neck and some other sensitive areas on there. it stopped when the door from the very back of the room opened and jaemin lifted his head from his neck."jaemin what the hell-" jeno nearly choked after walking in on the both of them in their position. wait, what was going on?the lighter brunette chuckled and crawled off renjun and sat normally on the edge of the bed, "i was just messing around with him, don't worry~""that wasn't apart of the plan!" the older huffed and looked like an annoyed puppy and jaemin cooed.the oldest of the three sat up and looked at the both of them, his brain malfunctioning from an overdrive. his face was of course still flushed but not as much but he was confused with what his boyfriends are talking about. "uh... what plan exactly?"jeno looked at him before walking over to ruffle his hair affectionately, "it was originally gonna be us three cuddling while watching your moomin show as your birthday gift, but somebody decided to not follow through.""ah, it was tempting to mess around with him. he looked so cute when flustered!"the two bickered lightly as renjun watched them. was this their gift for him? they didn't really have to set the whole room to rose theme and such, making it appear as something else. he picked a petal up. "i'm assuming half of this was jaemin's idea?""mhm!" jaemin grinned and squished his cheeks lovingly, "hope you're not too mad at me.""i'm very much angry with you- you just, like, ugh," at this point his brain melted into a puddle and his face flushed again and out of his shy habit he leaned into jaemin to hide his face. his face grew redder when he cooed at him.however, in the end, it all worked out with the three of them cuddling on jeno's bed with the television on of moomin. renjun was comfortable between the two and he felt warm, really warm. he smiled in content, too happy being with his two most loved ones who also love him back. it was a good feeling he was able to feel after a long time. very long time.they, of course, shared pecks and kisses and sweet words to each other but mainly towards renjun since it was his day. it felt like they completely stole his little frozen heart and melted it with soothing words and loving affection that he felt like he didn't deserve. well, it was fair though. jaemin was right, he's a thief. he specifically stole both his and jeno's heart.

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dysfunctional hell
 ugly mineral: im dead ugly mineral: guysugly mineral: plsugly mineral: i need friendsugly mineral: my amigos :,(markle sparkles: do not ever do that againjaehoe: since when do you spanishemo as fuck: dude didn't he one time duet-ed with jeno on despacitomcqueen: ???mcqueen: are we missing something hereyeschengie <3: yes and you should be glad you werent here dickless: i've witnessed warlong and thin: fununfunny: im sorry im tyrig to fuckijng sleepugly mineral: oopreal hoe: first of allreal hoe: that drama you were inreal hoe: you were shitugly mineral: EXCUSE M Ewhipped pimp: i think he meant you did great-overtaxed mother: watch your FUCKING languagereal hoe: says yOU?thy coward: shUT tHE fUCk uPyutah <3: i mean it was kinda disappointing that you didn't get your actual kiss scene ykemo as fuck: i cringed and criedemo as fuck: why do we have to grow up so fastemo as fuck: i dont wanna grow upugly mineral: aww babyshark boy: kun forced us to watch it but it was goodreal hoe: hMMlong and thin: my stomach hurts brbmcqueen: let's kick him outovertaxed mother: how about you donthyuckie kisses: ok but like you should've seen renjun's faC e hE WAS FUCKING ON A RAMPAGEmoist furry: and i gained nothing from trying to prevent him from breaking the tvmoist furry: i got a bruised arm-<3 small moomin <3: for your information i was just judging okcuntfuckphin: yeah more like preparing to beat jaemin once he comes homemarkle sparkles: i was so fucking s c a r e d when i entered the dorms to check up on them on a regular daily basisthis is the SEO: you should've hung up a poster saying welcome home cheaterugly mineral: IM NO CHEATERugly mineral: plus the actress was vvvv nice uwu shes like my mom :(((cuntfuckphin: are you cheating on taeyongovertaxed mother: i feel offended but glad i dont need to take care of an extra childugly mineral: HEYmcqueen: wait do yall got teashark boy: what the hell is tea againleader uwu: yOu DonT knOWreal hoe: oh sweetie it's basically some interesting drama that needs to be spilledreal hoe: thank me for teaching yangyangdickless: lol nomcqueen: i need the TEAyeschengie <3: uhh ppl are starting to ship me with chittaphon ever since our choreo cover of lovely by billie and khalid?yutah <3: WAIT WHATyutah <3: DO I NEED TO BEAT SOMEONEunfunny: QUIT SPAMIPKMIG GODMA UTwhipped pimp: i dont think u need to he already as youngho/??real hoe: yeah u right i dont wanna date a fucking bendable stickyeschengie <3: offendedyeschengie <3: also dw yuta you don't have to do anythinghyuckie kisses: i can hear his thoughts mARK BRING ME THE JESUS WATERemo as fuck: woah woah???? this is the pg zone??yutah <3: listEN HERe kID yOU DONT KNOW THE FEELING OF HAVING SOMEONE BEING AWAY FOR THAT LONG TO THE POINT YOU GeT SEXUALLY frUStrATED buT EMOtIonAlLY mISs THEm oKovertaxed mother: HES A FUCKING KID YUTAyutah <3: YOUR POINTmarkle sparkles: COUHGmarkle sparkles: anywaymarkle sparkles: im glad hyuck is back and is able to be with us as we're going on a tourlong and thin: back- oh where are you guys going?markle sparkles: we're in america rn<3 small moomin <3: ew american airthis is the SEO: i smell it 24/7 stfuwhipped pimp: american air.. real hoe has changed this is the SEO's name to american slave unfunny: honestly it was chaoticcuntfuckphin: lemme guesscuntfuckphin: yall got swarmedthy coward: yesjaehoe: the smell of america hit me like a truckreal hoe: how does it smellyutah <3: very american not to my likingunfunny: can i go back to korea thankshyuckie kisses: there's some nice people heremoist furry: someshark boy: s o m ehyuckie kisses: listenhyuckie kisses: i am not socialugly mineral: that's a fat ass lie right there kiddosleader uwu: SHH watch your language!!ugly mineral: :chyuckie kisses: hahaha suck my dickyangyang: yo that ain't pgugly mineral: get mark to do thatmarkle sparkles: I JUST WANT TO BREATHEdickless: you know what's weirddickless: stress can cause acid refluxovertaxed mother: i guess im gonna die soon long and thin: wait what-thy coward: ok but i just wanna saythy coward: its been so long ever since we came to america for the first timeamerican slave: makes me tear up WE'RE GOING TO CHICAGOyeschengie <3: wait so that means you guys will be in america for a while?overtaxed mother: basicallywhipped pimp: guys i have something important to discuss aboutdickless: whatwhipped pimp: can we talk about how jungwoo is like WOW snatching wigs everywhere plucking them off several scalpslong and thin: wait everyone is wearing wigs?hyuckie kisses: yes everyone was born with wigslong and thin: WHATunfunny:unfunny: oh poor himleader uwu: wig?hyuckie kisses: SNATCHEDmoist furry: hotelugly mineral: trivago ;)<3 small moomin <3: i still dont get the jokecuntfuckphin: ur living a sad life leader uwu has changed his name to wig snatcher wig snatcher: that's not niceunfunny: there's no such thing as nice in this hell holethy coward: true truelong and thin: WAIT WHAT IS EVERYONE WEARING WIGS RIGHT NOWdickless: sweetie-whipped pimp: how about experimentingwhipped pimp: OW I DIDNT MEAN TO DO IT ON ME STOP PULLING ON MY HAIRshark boy:american slave: damnmarkle sparkles: oofhyuckie kisses: baby why did you fUCKING OOFmcqueen: i smell tea comingreal hoe: get the teacups<3 small moomin <3: mark you ok?markle sparkles: yeah it's just that i remembered smth thats allamerican slave: is something going on?markle sparkles: idk maybejaehoe: you can always tell us or smthmcqueen: YEAH TELL USovertaxed mother: wait you understand what they're talking aboutmcqueen: ofc i can speak in multiple languagesmcqueen: anyway TELL USemo as fuck: ??markle sparkles: uhhmarkle sparkles: i mean im still somewhat upset over the whole thing happening when we reached to america?markle sparkles: like when we all got to america prolly in new york or smth ppl were swarming us and asking us if we were another kpop group markle sparkles: n then someone called me and gave me a middle finger :,)hyuckie kisses: hyuckie kisses: WHO DO I NEED TO HURTmoist furry: wh-overtaxed mother: EXCUSE MEunfunny: BITCH WHOwhipped pimp: im ready to fightmarkle sparkles: :') it's fine thoughamerican slave: do i need to beat someone's ass upmarkle sparkles: you don't have to-wig snatcher: so that's a yesmarkle sparkles: nO-<3 small moomin <3: hey baby where's my knifeugly mineral: you are not killing someone today<3 small moomin <3: tomorrow?ugly mineral: NOyeschengie <3: if i was there i could've kicked THEIR ASSyeschengie <3: that's honestly fucking disrespectfulyeschengie <3: honestly those shits are only uncultured and not bother to acknowledge other groups AND flipping someone off especially to mark for example is pretty much rudeyutah <3: woah pop offovertaxed mother: im pretty pissed like even if i don't understand english i sort of understood what they were sayingovertaxed mother: mark im so sorry i should've been responsible for itreal hoe: goddamn don't get emotionalreal hoe: taeyong even though you're a bitch and all we're all in this together even if we aren't physically together and you shouldn't feel like it's your fault it happened to markamerican slave: yeah people can be shit sometimes and you didn't expect it anyway you aren't superhuman and have mind power to predict the future of all the bad stuffcuntfuckphin: someone hold me im cryingjaehoe: i just realized the punmcqueen: oh wow i'm really sorry that happenedhyuckie kisses: i swear to god mark lee i'll kill them for youhyuckie kisses: don't mind them they don't know us anyway, we've come this far and made big accomplishments and we shouldn't be affected by small toxic thingsmarkle sparkles: thanks :,)overtaxed mother: are you at least feeling better? and thanks youngho i really appreciate thatdickless: can we move on to another subject it's getting emotionalyutah <3: uhhh markle sparkles: yeah a bit better since hyuck is in my room rnemo as fuck: ewmarkle sparkles: says youcuntfuckphin: what should we talk abt nowhyuckie kisses: how my leg finally healed-?<3 small moomin <3: nahmoist furry: wait we haven't talked much about jaemin's dramawig snatcher: !!! i wanna listenugly mineral: i mean there isn't much to talk about shark boy: behind the scenes??ugly mineral: OOugly mineral: ok so jeein the one i was paired up w ykugly mineral: i showed her my lockscreen of my boyfriends and asked me if we've done it b4american slave: and what do you mean by itugly mineral: it?overtaxed mother: overtaxed mother has removed cuntfuckphin and emo as fuck from this group chat markle sparkles: oh noovertaxed mother: sweetieovertaxed mother: by itovertaxed mother: she probably meant 👉👌thy coward: wE ARE NOT-yutah <3: no they're too young<3 small moomin <3: we already fUCKING HAD OUR TALK long and thin has left the group chat mcqueen: YALL TRAUMATIZED HIMhyuckie kisses: what am i witnessingunfunny: yall it isnt like they're gonna bang they are still at the first step of relationshipmoist furry: we have been dating for a few months-jaehoe: ok how about we don't talk about sex-ugly mineral: nah im sure she meant if we've ever been on a datedickless: waitdickless: RENJUN YOU GUYS HAVEN'T BEEN ON DATES YET<3 small moomin <3: NOT PROPER ONES??cuntfuckphin: I CANT BELIEVE YOUcuntfuckphin: HOW CAN YOU n OT-real hoe: that's some sad shit right theremoist furry: wait but have we ever been on onewhipped pimp: i mean i dont think so shark boy has added long and thin into the group chat long and thin: no please that was my only escapeyeschengie <3: welcome to my worldlong and thin: i dont wanna be in your world pslthy coward: so shouldn't we set the three of them on a date or smthunfunny: ofcovertaxed mother: if you guys are going out make sure to use protectionemo as fuck: WHY THE FUCK WOULD THEY FUCK IN PUBLICwig snatcher: at least do it somewhere private, it's ok guys i support you<3 small moomin <3: that's not-long and thin: mOM WHERE ARE THE EARPLUGSdickless: we ran out of them sorry kidamerican slave: hahyuckie kisses: ok anywayhyuckie kisses: i'm still wondering when we are gonna have a comeback<3 small moomin <3: ik sm won't let us do one yet until your world tour is goneyutah <3: obviously unless sm wants their dick to be chopped off by the fansmcqueen: are they that wild-markle sparkles: yesmarkle sparkles: and yesmarkle sparkles: they're also scary as FUCKugly mineral: scary grassesamerican slave:

jaehoe: ok now that's actually scaryjaehoe: like imagine walking through some grassy field at the middle of the night with your dying flashlightjaehoe: and suddenlycuntfuckphin: a teletubby appearsshark boy: shouldn't it be slendertubbies yeschengie <3: OH they are much more scarieremo as fuck: good luck having nightmaresunfunny: tragicwig snatcher: and here i thought he was gonna keep on a long streak of not saying tragic but ig not :,(moist furry: i didn't even realize thatreal hoe: woahlong and thin: hey guys one questionovertaxed mother: ??long and thin: how come sm made 3 separate summer vacation kits dickless: sweetiedickless: they're trying to make the grasses go poormarkle sparkles: the poor grasses :((hyuckie kisses: why am i your boyfriend againmarkle sparkles: bc you love me :)thy coward: ew we dont need any more of thishyuckie kisses: sucks to be you that you're on a world tour with us cuntfuckphin: pda everywhere it be like that sometimes....yeschengie <3: look who's talkingmcqueen: aND LOOK WHO'S TALkINGmcqueen: BeiNG alL "i Miss YuTa :(" wiTh Us 24/7 lIke GoddAmn lEt mE eAt mY chEeriOsjaehoe: EXPOSEDunfunny: damn sicheng yutah <3:yutah <3: aww i knew missed me bc i miss you too 😍😍😘😘😘❤cuntfuckphin: ggggggggrossamerican slave: we're so off topic this is so sad

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it was a busy day for jeno. after all, he had uploaded his jsmr videos for the fans in order to "feed them content" as they would say—but he had also done save nct dream live broadcasts on puff app and if he were to be honest, it was quite fun at the fact they got to interact with fans by having nctzens picking choices and such. and let's not forget about the "amazing" acting they had excelled at for their broadcast's concept. yet again, he was tired, like dead tired from all of his schedules and he just wanted to sleep but he didn't let it show. it would've been a hassle anyway.once the dreamies had settled back in their dorms and were relaxing, preparing for their next event on their schedule plans, jeno had wandered off to his room in the other hallway, away from the others and he must've mixed his room up with another member's since the door looked different. but did he care? no, he just wanted to sleep on a bed and never wake up. the dark haired boy yawned before painfully sneezing that caused him to groan, followed by an annoying, dull itch. he finally opened the door and didn't even bother to close it, maybe just pushing it by a bit with his foot and he crashed onto the bed. the sudden soft feeling of the bedsheets and the thick blanket made him drowsy by the slightest and he closed his eyes, allowing sleep to engulf him into a soft embrace and ignoring his warm temperature and shivering body. 
nct nightmare
 cuntfuckphin: have y'all seen jenohyuckie kisses: i thought he said he'd be resting in his roomcuntfuckphin: really? he never told ushyuckie kisses: ougly mineral: lmao it's fine let him rest he must be tired<3 small moomin <3: what are we gonna do in the meantimeemo as fuck: we're not that busy so we can watch a movie or play gamescuntfuckphin: I CALL DIBS ON THE BLACK WII REMOTE<3 small moomin <3: NO IT'S MINEcuntfuckphin: it'S MINE NOW AHJAHAJAHAemo as fuck: oh my godugly mineral: i guess i'll go set up the wii console hyuckie kisses: without me?? ;( wow is this what betrayal feels like?ugly mineral: that's your fault for going on the tour with 127hyuckie kisses: listen-cuntfuckphin: I gOt THE REMOTEJSKDLF:FNBGJKDLFB&^EYHBGN M87emo as fuck: what the fuck 
dysfunctional hell
 yeschengie <3: and who the hell thought it was a good idea to stick gum between my drill lock set of my door bc now i cant get outyutah <3: you know what else will be stuck in between you ;)emo ad fuck: EW WHAT THE FUCKovertaxed mother: HEY THAT'S NSFWdickless: oh my poor childrenamerican slave: it's sad how im the only one who isn't affected by thismarkle sparkles: thy coward: well yeah you came from fucking america??unfunny: yuta, never- like just never do that again there are c h i l d r e n hereamerican slave: LISTEN IT'S NOT MY FAULT-thy coward: hMwig snatcher: what did i missdickless: don't scroll upwig snatcher: whymcqueen: eh?????emo as fuck: i want to buy my innocence backcuntfuckphin: sorry we don't sell any in the black marketemo as fuck: i wasn't asking youreal hoe: well damndickless: oh yeah how is the world tour going for you guys?jaehoe: it's going pretty wellyutah <3: OMGyutah <3: I SAW ONE FAN WITH A PIN THAT HAD MY FACE ON ITamerican slave: lmao you looked so shocked as if this was your first time seeing itshark boy: they have pins??long and thin: i mean there's everything with us on it it's finethy coward: i still have my mark postermarkle sparkles: pls take that shit offthy coward: never<3 small moomin <3: YOU FUCKING BITCHcuntfuckphin: AHAHHAAHAHwhipped pimp: wtf is going on-<3 small moomin <3: THIS FUCKER USEd THE BLUE SHELL ON MEunfunny: i am so concerned..overtaxed mother: now you know how i feelovertaxed mother:overtaxed mother: wait a secondyeschengie <3: ?overtaxed mother: WHO'S GONNA WATCH OVER THE CHILDREN WE'RE ALL AWAYugly mineral: omg i just realized thathyuckie kisses: oh well let them do whatever they wantemo as fuck: it's time to rebelwig snatcher: i don't think it's a good idea overtaxed mother: park jisung i will GROUND youemo as fuck: in the next few months hahahahaahcuntfuckphin: y'all i found mark's stash markle sparkles: WHAT I THOUGHT I TOOK THEM WITH MEjaehoe: m a r k emo as fuck: oh no we're going through everyone's rooms rn after we just played mario kart<3 small moomin <3: FUCK YOU DONGFUCKhyuckie kisses: WHAT DID I DO<3 small moomin <3: I FOUND MY FUCKING MOOMIN KEYCHAIN THAT YOU HID IN YOUR UNDERWEAR DRAWERShyuckie kisses: oh i forgot about thatlong and thin: you w h a treal hoe: story to short he somehow managed to steal his keychain before the whole destruction happened over the moomin plushyeschengie <3: it was horrific holy shitthy coward: world war 3 right there ladies and gentlemanwhipped pimp: and jungwoo ended up being one of the victim :,(wig snatcher: ???wig snatcher: i mean i just woke up and suddenly found myself in a messugly mineral: and thats me when you sum up my lifeamerican slave: isn't that everyone thoughemo as fuck: im surprised none of y'all asked what mark's stash wasshark boy: wait what's his stashmcqueen: i bet they're porn collectionsmarkle sparkles: i am a CHRISTIAN boy and i am under god's protecti-cuntfuckphin: i mean i was expecting them to be weed but they're just all polaroid pictures of nastyhyuckhyuckie kisses: aww mark you shouldn't have,, markle sparkles has left the group chat mcqueen: lol cowardwhipped pimp: he's just embarrassed dw yutah <3 has added markle sparkles into the group chat markle sparkles: let me go d i e <3 small moomin <3: i didn't know you were such a cowardunfunny: what are the polaroid picturesugly mineral: AWWW THEY'RE SO CUTEugly mineral: why can't my boyfriends do that like god :((emo as fuck: lol you wishjaehoe: my armpits hurtamerican slave: did you even use the shaver correctlyjaehoe: it bit melong and thin: how the-overtaxed mother:overtaxed mother: where's my waterreal hoe: i think you meant beerovertaxed mother: no vodkathy coward: oh yeah where is jeno? shouldn't he be texting here like by the past 45 minutes ago?emo as fuck: oh he's sleepinghyuckie kisses: surprisingly markle sparkles: but he usually doesn't sleep at the time when the group chat is alive????yeschengie <3: you're just overthinking abt it too muchdickless: ^yutah <3: ^yutah <3: i mean he must be that tired to sleep through everythingovertaxed mother: IS MY BABY OKthy coward: HE'S MINEunfunny: break it up you two plsugly mineral: uhhhugly mineral: now that you mentioned it he's been sneezing a lot latelyjaehoe: does he have a cold?mcqueen: hopefully he didn't overwork himselfcuntfuckphin: he looked fine to me tbhmarkle sparkles:markle sparkles: well ok at least check up on him from time to timeyeschengie <3: hey guys we've been talking for a long time and i still haven't gotten out of my roomdickless: oops 
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 <3 small moomin <3: yk i just remembered our scheduled date was supposed to be today at 6 hyuckie kisses: sucks to be youugly mineral: and im surprised this group chat is alive again<3 small moomin <3: it was never alive ever since some IDIOT decided to fracture his shinbone hyuckie kisses: listen-hyuckie kisses: AT LEAST IM FINE NOW<3 small moomin <3: yeah and that doesn't mean you can michael jackson yourself out into outer space what if you hurt yourself again you're gonna get us worried and i will have to cut my moomin time to TAKE YOU THE FUCK TO BEDugly mineral: pop off much babe?hyuckie kisses: stop being nasty while im here thankshyuckie kisses: anyway about your datehyuckie kisses: you should go see if jeno is feeling well to go on the date y'all planned forhyuckie kisses: you can always reschedule if like he is dying<3 small moomin <3: mm ok renjun turned his phone off and looked at his hand that was intertwined with another hand before his eyes trailed up to the sleeve of the black sweater, up to the chest, then the perfect jawline. and let's not forget about the face, the beautiful, beautiful face that belonged to the one and only, jaemin. his skin was so flawless and it made him jealous but also made him want to shower kisses onto those cheekbones and anywhere to show the skin some love. his eyes traveled further until it stopped and it stared at the dark brown eyes that held the entire galaxy in those small orbs. he felt intoxicated when those eyes looked back at him with the same intensity. his heart was beating at a rapid speed, blood rushing in his veins as the familiar buzzing sensation spread through around him.without knowing, he leaned in close to the boy and whispered softly, "let's go check up on jeno, hm?"jaemin smiled and kissed his cute button nose and captured his lips into a sweet and soft kiss, "sure thing, injunnie."after they both broke away from each other, they got up with renjun leading jaemin to their boyfriend's room which wasn't far from renjun's room they were chilling in. after the chinese boy opened the door to their respective boyfriend's, he didn't see the expected body that should be resting on his bed. plus, the bed looked like it wasn't touched. jaemin looked over his shoulder and saw the exact same thing."injunnie, where is he?" renjun looked at him and noticed that his eyebrows were slightly furrowed in worry and he cracked a small smile to assure him."okay, maybe he's in another room thinking it was his? it may be a possibility." 
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 <3 small moomin <3: y'all happened to know where jeno would most likely could've gonehyuckie kisses: excuse meovertaxed mother: WHATthy coward: WHATugly mineral: we didn't find him in his roomjaehoe: um ok let's access into this situation before hell breaks loosejaehoe: now OBVIOUSLY he should be still in the dream dormsreal hoe: no shitamerican slave: maybe he went into someone's room by accident and died<3 small moomin <3: i mean that's what exactly what i thought of<3 small moomin <3: eh let's go check the empty room that mark used to be incuntfuckphin: now i'm sad :,( renjun turned his phone off once again and huffed in determination. he grabbed his boyfriend by the hand and yanked him with him as they head for the only empty room that wasn't occupied and which it originally belonged to mark when he was still in the unit before graduating. surprisingly, the door to the bland and undecorated room was closed but there was an obvious gap that was by two inches in width wise, meaning that jeno must've entered. jaemin took the initiative and opened the door wider to reveal a shivering jeno who was sweating a lot in his sleep. his eyebrows were creased in discomfort.both of them gave each other glances of worry and they immediately attended by their sleeping boyfriend's side with the oldest boy to grab tissues from his pocket and wiping the sweat away from his forehead that had strands of hair sticking to it. after properly wiping his sweat, renjun gently placed a hand on the dark haired boy's forehead after moving his bangs and felt how hot it was.the younger shifted the sleeping boy into a more comfortable position once renjun retracted his hand, "so how is he?""he's burning up, like real bad," the light brunette crumpled the used up tissues and threw them into the trash bin near the nightstand. "and who knows how long he's been in those clothes, it's best if you start undressing him and i can go get a change of clothes."the darker brunette hummed in response and obliged to unbutton the white dress shirt. he was focused on the first button close to the collar until the soft voice renjun spoke up again, filling up the silent room once again."i'll be looking for a thermometer for his temperature and some medicine, call me if you need me," renjun instructed to jaemin before waltzing out the room to go look for a thermometer and clothes from jeno's room.after he had left, now it was just only the two of them alone in the room. jeno was asleep like a baby and stirred occasionally here and there whenever jaemin would accidentally brush his fingertips on the exposed skin while in the process of unbuttoning the shirt, working down until he was on the last button to the shirt. the very last button was unbuttoned and jaemin had to lift the big body up to fully peel the shirt off and then neatly folding it on the vacant side of the bed. <3 small moomin <3: yo shitheads where do you keep the thermometermarkle sparkles: the last time i checked it was in the bathroom along with some medicine<3 small moomin <3: i found medicine but not the thermometer?mcqueen: where tf do you guys even put stuffyeschengie <3: it's them not usunfunny: just go buy a new one if there aint any<3 small moomin <3: jeno is S I C K do you t hink iM GoNNA TakE mY DiDdly dArn TIME TO GET AnOtHeR TherMoMETERcuntfuckphin: CHILL emo as fuck: if it helps it probably might be in the kitchenhyuckie kisses: why the kitchenovertaxed mother: yeah why the kitchen i need some explanation hereemo as fuck: i think that already explained enough<3 small moomin <3: oh well thanks twenty minutes had passed and jaemin was beyond done in stripping jeno out of his clothes and down to his boxers. before he would get cold, he laid him back down and pulled the blankets to cover jeno until it was up to his chin. he sat there for a few minutes in silence, watching the peaceful boy sleeping. he looked so ethereal, and he really meant it. he knew him ever since they were in school and they were close, possibly attached from hip to hip. yet, the downside of that is jaemin wasn't able to resist his "best friend's" charms from his pretty face, luscious but soft hair, lean body, and his adorable eye smiles. and look where that got him. but that was also okay for the younger, he really loved being by his side even as boyfriends because he truly did love the older a lot that he wouldn't hesitate to rip his heart and just hand it to him. okay, maybe that was a bit exaggerating.the dark brunette had been thinking too much while staring at the sleeping face under the span of two minutes and he quickly snapped out of it. he really didn't know what to do, but his body knew what to do. his hand slowly reached out until it came into contact with the soft, dark locks belonging to jeno. it was super soft but still a little moist from the sweat earlier but it wasn't too icky for him. how can the older still look so charming, so pretty, casting him into a horrible spell that made him fall in love deeper and deeper?deciding that renjun was taking a long ass time, he stood up from his kneeling position on the bed and was about to go grab a plastic bowl and fill it up with cool water and a towel until he felt a grip on his wrist. he was pulled back and turned to see that jeno was awake."stay," jeno muttered in his soft, hoarse voice that almost made the dark brunette blush and possibly squeal on how adorable and small he sounded. the grip on his wrist loosened and jeno was as close to drifting off to sleep again due to exhaustion, and the younger could tell that he wasn't having the greatest time down there with a fever. he smiled softly and pet his hair."you're such a big baby," jaemin cooed at the older boy who huffed, trying to appear annoyed but it didn't work obviously."but i'm your big baby," jeno pouted unconsciously.the door suddenly opened to reveal a small boy with his hands overfilled with a basin filled with water and a small white towel soaked in it. on his other hand were the thermometer and medicine for fever and the boy wore an annoyed look. "alright lovebirds, quit flirting and jaemin your ass better help me."the said boy chuckled followed by the sick boy to smile, getting comfortable under the warm blankets. they watched the chinese boy put everything on the nightstand, grabbing the soaked towel and squeezing it to get rid of excess water before handing it over to the youngest who gladly took it. he delicately placed the cool towel on jeno's forehead once his bangs were pushed to the side, patting the bundle of fluff on top of his head that earned a loving gaze."uh..." jeno averted his gaze from his two boyfriends who were nursing him. the awkward silence he had created started to slowly eat him. renjun rose an eyebrow as he brought over the thermometer. "what about our date?"moments of silence later, renjun had stuck the thermometer into his mouth, waiting for the usual 'beep.' jaemin glanced at jeno and checked his watch, "i mean, we can always reschedule however we like depending on your fever.""of course, and if it's that bad then we can just netflix and chill," the oldest shrugged but then glared at the youngest who had a dirty smug on his face, "and no jaemin, i didn't mean it like that.""but that's exactly what you m-" the beeping sound of the temperature interrupted the dark brunette and the lighter took the thermometer away from jeno's mouth and checked the temperature. his eyes grew into two, huge saucer plates which made the other concerned and jaemin having to check over his shoulder."holy shit, one hundred and four degrees fahrenheight," the smaller repeated the numbers on the device in his hand, "nana, can you go make some soup while i take care of nono?""not even a please? wow, the things i do for you."the fake scoff followed by the soft click of the door being closed resonated in the room. mcqueen: my bangs are poking into my eyes helpamerican slave: lol idk what youre talking aboutthy coward: shut it you emo assamerican slave: a t t a c k e dmarkle sparkles: at least he had a regular ass haircuntfuckphin: how s a d<3 small moomin <3: hey guys what do you do when youre in a room with someone but they're dying and you dont know what to do because you can't socialize in real life for shit ??yeschengie <3: excuse meunfunny: then you socializeovertaxed mother: wait whO IS DYING<3 small moomin <3: nah it's just jenothy coward: TELL MY BABY THAT I HOPE HE FEELS BETTER SOONyutah <3: such rare occasions where he acts normal and nice for once to someonethy coward: the fuck you say bitchyutah <3: seewig snatcher:wig snatcher: ?emo as fuck: lmao how did jeno even get sickhyuckie kisses: didn't y'all talk in the group chat the other day that y'all were gonna cook shitcuntfuckphin: let's not talk about thathyuckie kisses: and y'all even forced jeno to try somecuntfuckphin: l e t s n o t t a l k a b o u t t h a t after jaemin came back with a bowl of soup in his hand, renjun's ears perked when he heard the door open. he looked up from his phone and immediately left jeno's side to grab the medicine from the nightstand. jeno carefully sat up, occasionally complaining about his nauseatic head. jaemin pulled the nearest chair with his socked foot and set it in front of jeno's bed and sat down, the hot soup eventually cooling down by a bit which was less burns on his fingers."so as we were saying, are you guys fine with netflix or something?" jeno fiddled with the blanket that was resting by his low mid-drift as there was a comfortable silence. renjun stopped what he was doing, the pill container in his hand and he looked over from the nightstand, "i mean unless you're asking to get even sicker," he shrugged and continued to twist the cap open and grabbed a spoon. this earned soft waves of laughter from jaemin."listen- it's just," jeno rubbed the back of his nape and looked down at his blanket as if it was the most interesting thing ever in the entire world, "i was just expecting us- or me to take you guys to a fancy date that involved outdoors. not here where you guys are taking care of me and that means you guys have to stay inside all day."the unconscious pout made his way on his lips that made the two other boys notice and smile."like we said, it's fine and it doesn't really matter. as long as we're together and all then i still consider it as a date," the dark brunette scooped some soup into the spoon and brought it to his lips, gently blowing on it to cool it down before he carefully put it out in front of the other, "now say ah.""ah," as he said so, the warm, savory liquid filled his mouth and he closed his mouth, cautiously swallowing the soup. he wanted to savor the flavors and just by the first spoon, his body felt better. after he drank down the soup, he received an unexpected kiss on the cheek by jaemin that made him blush by a hundred shades of red and renjun only sighed at their cute moment.  "alright, now time for your medicine nono," after jaemin left the room again to clean the empty bowl that jeno managed to drink all of the content inside, renjun was left in charge to give him medicine. the said boy looked at the silverware of a spoon holding the evil substance that was called "medicine" on it and was held by the older. he quickly shook his head and hid under the covers.through the covers, he could hear the older sigh and mutter something. his ears listened through the covers and heard the sound of the spoon clink against a surface but he didn't know what he was gonna do. he held onto the sheets tightly over his head and only feel the warm breath of his inside the blanket den. before he knew it, he felt a body jump onto his bed and purposely land on top of him that knocked the airs out of his lungs. after the first attack, the second became a tug of war with the blanket. the smaller boy trying to rip the blanket off and the other latching onto it as if it's his lifeline."goddammit jeno, take your medicine before i force you," the boy on top of him cursed, tugging violently at the blanket that refused to uncover the body underneath. he smacked at a bumped area on the blanket of what he had assumed to be the shoulder multiple times."i'm your boyfriend and you can't make me drink that nasty shit!" jeno's voice was muffled from the thick blanket that acted as a barrier between the two. by the sound of it, he really didn't want to drink medicine even if it'll make him feel better and not too sick.renjun stopped tugging at the blanket and clicked his tongue, "do you want to stay sick and not be able to kiss either of us?""indirect kisses exist.""well i guess you don't want to get any kisses then."the short boy got off the bed and trotted off to the nightstand to retrieve the medicine and pour the liquid from the spoon back into its container. on the other hand, the younger boy sighed and finally took the covers off from his head and it revealed the messy hair after the strength battle and the mop of hair making contact to the bed. renjun turned around to meet eyes with him and if he were to be honest, he'd be lying if he said the other boy didn't look cute with the ruffled up hair with some strands sticking in all directions. his face was pouty and his eyes shined at him."c'mon, please? i want kisses- i'll take the medicine but give me kisses," jeno pouted. renjun in return, sighed and shook his head, refilling the spoon with medicine and walking over to the pouty boy with it after leaving the container on the nightstand."fine," he held the spoon to his lips, "drink it before i change my mind and make you suffer."once jeno drank all of the medicine in one shot, his face twisted from the bitter taste left on his tongue and complaining lowly how he hated the medicine and will never take it unless he'll get something out of it- but mainly the liquid being disgusting that came straight from hell. meanwhile, the brunette put away the spoon and capped the medicine and continued to reward his sick boyfriend with showers of kisses here and there—on the forehead, cheeks, jaws, chin, nose, then on the lips that earned a delighted noise and an arm wrapping around his waist to pull him closer and on his lap.as small and cute pecks were exchanged, it grew into a kiss that was more affectionate that was indescribable for the two who were experiencing euphoric-like feelings. jeno was mainly focused on trying to get as many kisses as possible out of renjun while at the same time avoiding him to get sick and renjun trying to provide the kisses and soft caresses in between, showing and letting him feel that he's got him and their other boyfriend with him, for him. and only him.the two were too immersed into each other, trying to mold into each other as one that they didn't notice the door opening, indicating that the youngest of the three has come back and now is witnessing them kissing in front of him—without him included! he let out a loud, dramatic gasp that caught their attention, breaking the two flushed boys apart and looked at him with agape expressions.jaemin ran a hand through his hair and approached them slowly, "i can't believe you guys you didn't invite me into your session! i'm your boyfriend here and you dare to leave me out? na jaemin?"jeno suddenly grew embarrassed once again but renjun was giggling. the latter then said, "well it's your fault for being slow. now come on and join us, don't we need to show how much we love our birthday boy?"the smirk on younger's lips grew sinister, "of course, it's our birthday boy's time to find out what presents we got for him after all."

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 hyuckie kisses: AYE AYE AYE AYE AYE hyuckie kisses: GUESS WHOSE BIRTHDAY IT IShyuckie kisses: that's righthyuckie kisses: mejaehoe: dude it's literally 12 am right nowhyuckie kisses: does it look like i carejaehoe: no?hyuckie kisses: exactly!thy coward: why are you guys up thy coward: taeyong will actually beat your asshyuckie kisses: but im the birthday boy :((((hyuckie kisses: would he want to hurt this PRECIOUS precious birthday boy that is practically the sun that's feeding y'all vitamin d's???yutah <3: welldickless: wellmarkle sparkles: w e l lhyuckie kisses: wow.... you guys hurt me sometimes and aint even grateful that im here :(american slave: no you're only just a little shithyuckie kisses: but im everyone's little shit :)unfunny: where are the abortion papers<3 small moomin <3: hey<3 small moomin <3: go the fuck to sleep<3 small moomin <3: before i fucking kill you all and hang you guys in my fireplace where my moomin is sitting next towhipped pimp: first of all why do you have a fireplace in your roomyeschengie <3: and second you are NOT going to kill anyone today huang renjunhyuckie kisses: wow i guess it's that time of the month for him isn't it<3 small moomin <3: yOU WANNA DIEhyuckie kisses: how abt tmr after my birthday<3 small moomin <3: ugh im gonna mute my phone and go back to bed goddamnhyuckie kisses: ANYWAYhyuckie kisses: so who else is going to beddickless: well i am and yukhei and sicheng you are going to bed as wellwhipped pimp: AW BUT WHYdickless: we literally have to do shit on our schedule what do you thinkwhipped pimp: oh trueyeschengie <3: oh well gn everyone and gn yutayutah <3: GOODNIGHT BABYhyuckie kisses: ewwig snatcher: so i guess everyone will be up thenmarkle sparkles: yeah thanks to a certain someonehyuckie kisses: :)unfunny: you're lucky we don't have anything to do rn or else you'd be a dead bitchhyuckie kisses: y'all are fucking sad and oldthy coward: WELL IM SORRY ITS NOT OUR FAULT THAT WE JUST WANT SLEEP AND HAVE NO MOTIVATION IN STAYING UP PAST BEDTIME???markle sparkles: well now what since the others are practically dead and im eating my frozen ramenyutah <3: excuse meyutah <3: did you just say FROZEN ramenmarkle sparkles: yeah whyyutah <3:yutah <3: WHO IN THE FUCK WOULD-american slave: child, c h i l damerican: where did you get the frozen ramen f r o mmarkle sparkles: in my mini fridge in my roomhyuckie kisses: mark why the fuck would you freeze RAMEN it could've been uncooked ramen and its all crunchy BUT BITCH ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUSmarkle sparkles: frozen ramen is good tho it's like crunchy ice creamjaehoe: MARK NO THATS NOT HOW RAMEN WORKSovertaxed mother: what in the literal fuck did i just walk intounfunny: hellovertaxed mother: thanks for stating the obvioushyuckie kisses: im thirstywig snatcher: get some waterhyuckie kisses: but it's too farwig snatcher:markle sparkles: dehydrate pls ty 
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 markle sparkles: yo my homies what do i do nowjaehoe: uh maybe go on with the plan that you were working on like a week ago prior to today?markle sparkles: yah but im scared that he won't like itamerican slave: dudeamerican slave: he literally gave you ketchup on your birthday and you still took itamerican slave: im p sure he'll like it even though he might make it seem like he doesn't which is just him joking around since y'all are little shits and hey he'll recognize how much effort you've put into the gift and surprise. and again he really loves you so it doesnt rlly matter to him if its some big or small thing as long it's from you then he'll be happymarkle sparkles: since when tf were you this wiseamerican slave: since forever but i didnt want to waste my wiseness on you peoplejaehoe: offendedmarkle sparkles: oh well thanks for your wise comment and the helpamerican slave: np 
markle sparkles, hyuckie kisses
 markle sparkles: heymarkle sparkles: donghyuckhyuckie kisses: what tf do you want bitchhyuckie kisses: and why tf did you call me by my name like shouldn't you be calling me hyuck or smth unless something is wrong or i did smth to piss u offhyuckie kisses: wait did i piss u off did i do smth without me noticing or smthhyuckie kisses: or r u okmarkle sparkles: imarkle sparkles: NO nothing is wrong i just wanted to tell you to meet me outsidehyuckie kisses: tf you mean meet you outside its 1 am rn and someone can literally find us outside doing shit like drugsmarkle sparkles: 1 i wouldn't allow you to and 2 why in the hell would we do thatmarkle sparkles: come on hyuck just meet me outside plshyuckie kisses: where outside markle sparkles: like outsidehyuckie kisses: BITCH WHERE OUTSIDEmarkle sparkles: I SAID OUTSIDEhyuckie kisses: sweetiehyuckie kisses: im asking where SPECIFICALLY should i meet you OUTSIDE YOU FUCKING DUMBASSmarkle sparkles: JUSTmarkle sparkles: WALK OUTSIDE OKmarkle sparkles: i'll be therehyuckie kisses: i dont trust you but okhyuckie kisses: if i get glue slapped onto my face i will literally chop your dick off and feed it to the hounds of hellmarkle sparkles: wow i can feel the lovehyuckie kisses: <3hyuckie kisses: also for some reason im getting a dejavu from thishyuckie kisses: last time didn't you tell me to meet you at some cafe on the something floor of this building just to confess to me like a cliche lil bitch you aremarkle sparkles: we dont talk about thathyuckie kisses: ah brings me back memoriesmarkle sparkles: lets not talk about that donghyuck once again got off his phone and chucked it at his bed, somehow not hitting against the wall that it was dangerously close to hitting it and be broken into millions of pieces. honestly, this was all a deja vu to him ever since the confession incident. he remembered how he met mark in the small cafe or whatever after he used the elevator, feeling all jittery and nervous for what was about to come. however, all he got was a flustered mark and a surprisingly delicious cake that he made himself (after failing at every single attempt and destroying the kitchen that totally not made taeyong scream and freak out).the sun giggled at the memories that only felt recent even though it was only last year that happened. but he couldn't help it but feel as though it was like yesterday that mark confessed to him to be his boyfriend. although, he didn't know mark would be the one to initiate it since he seemed to be a panicked gay here and he was more of a confident gay. well, he was planning to be the one to confess but he guessed he was too late for that.once he quietly got out of the 127 dorms with the sleeping members in their respective rooms, the floorboards gently creaked with each quiet step he took. being up this late had its advantages and disadvantages and being quiet was one of them. it was to avoid being killed and strangled by the members after all since they get cranky if they don't get enough sleep. he once rolled his eyes- or multiple times to be exact when doyoung complained how he didn't get enough sleep and even tried to kill taeyong but only acted sweet when it comes to fans when they asked if he got enough sleep. bullshit right there within this hellhole.he continued his way out the door after he slipped on some flip flops, too lazy to grab socks and retie his shoelaces on his cool shoes he bought recently after begging to taeyong to buy one with his own money when they were at america. the door was then opened with a gentle pull on the doorknob and the cool breeze of the night caressed his hair and stung his cheeks a little. he shivered but it wasn't too cold which was a good thing, but he did regret not bringing a light jacket with him since all he wore was basketball shorts and a tee that had michael jackson on it. to say the least, his visuals weren't too great if you were expecting him to look luscious all the time even at one in the morning close to two. yet, he still felt fresh despite his bed hair after he rolled around on his bed and tried to sleep away the restlessness he had.first of all, mark had told him to meet outside and of course, he had expected mark to literally be right at the door where he stepped out of but he wasn't anywhere in sight. donghyuck by now was annoyed and cranky because the older didn't even tell him where to meet him other than outside. the boy in confusion was about to pull out his phone from his basketball shorts but realized he left it in his room and it'd be a hassle once again to drag his ass back inside. he threw his head at the still dark sky and groaned before looking around, figuring out which and where to go to meet mark but he had to brainstorm where mark would most likely hide his canadian ass. but it's okay, once he can find him, he'll beat his ass for sure.it took donghyuck a few seconds to finally decide where to go after many rounds of running his hand through his messy hair. yep, he'll go to a nearby park and it should be a ten-minute walk which won't take long- but he hated walking."goddammit mark ugh," he started his walking journey to the park. he stuck his hands inside his pockets to somehow keep them warm through the chilly breezes that would always blow past him. it was refreshing and relaxing, but he felt chills due to his outfit he's wearing. after ten minutes of constant walking (and multiple instances where he got lost because he's terrible with directions and he didn't have google maps with him), he finally arrived at the empty park with multiple street lights surrounding the premises. donghyuck checked his watch, squinting his eyes in the dark to check the time since the street lights were programmed to be off at this time. it was now two am.it's quite obvious that no one was here or would be up at this ungodly hour by the looks of the wide space of the park that was used to be crowded with children running around and teenagers having their picnic as well as adults sitting on benches either socializing or just watching their kids. it was relaxing now that no one was occupying this space besides him alone. oh right, he was sidetracked. he had to go on a search for mark who was probably waiting for his slow ass. however, he was pretty positive that mark would set some shit up in this big space he was now present in so he adventured on. all he found was more empty spaces and no signs of mark or anything out of the ordinary and as donghyuck kept looking around with grasses brushing against his calf, he was starting to give up. the teen let out a loud sigh, about to turn around and choose another location for his search until in the distance, he saw a sign with some writings on it near one of the trees of the forest behind the park. ah, good thing he had good vision."the hell is this?" the silver-haired boy muttered as he got closer to the sign that was stuck on the ground awkwardly as if it was about to tilt and fall on its side any second. it looked like something would mark do anyway. he examined it closely, reading the sign that said "WALK STRAIGHT" with an arrow pointing at the clear pathway into the forest. he snorted to himself. straight.the boy shrugged and started taking the pathway, walking straight ahead with curious thoughts on what would happen next. it might be likely the older would try to scare him and set some kind of booby traps or try to prank him at this hour. or maybe it wasn't the case and his mind was just wild in general just like himself! while he was taking the clear pathway that obviously still continued on straight as if there won't be any turns and he was glad because he was sure as hell would get lost with twists and turns. he had almost tripped on a fallen tree trunk and he jumped over it, muttering curses under his breath. it was too dark and too early to be up and it was getting difficult for donghyuck to blindly walk straight and try to be as cautious as possible with obstacles that might eventually block his pathway and trip him to his death—which didn't sound fun at all and he didn't need to explain to taeyong why he injured his leg once again right after he had recovered and got over his long ass hiatus.three minutes later with bunch of branches and leaves slapping his face as he brushed through, it became clear again and suddenly, he saw a dark silhouette sitting on what looks like to be a bench, hunched over and fiddling with something. was that mark?he hesitantly took a few more steps towards him until it became clear that it was mark. he peered at him and called out in a quiet voice, "mark?"the lean body frame was now not hunched over and lifted his head, revealing his pretty face that was glowing under the soft moonlight that peeked through swarms of leaves from several branches on trees. the moonlight made a beautiful pattern on his face that complimented his baby skin. donghyuck felt the air get knocked out of his lungs, leaving him so breathless and difficulty to breathe after witnessing such a serene view."oh, you're finally here you slowpoke," the talking masterpiece, of which is called mark, smiled at him showing off his pearly teeth. the other's eyes cast down to the fingers that were busy tuning the wooden guitar instrument, too amazed to even reply back. mark had noticed it and snapped his free fingers in front of his face. "hello? earth to hyuckie?"the nickname made him choke that left him to feel off guard. the sudden red pigments started spreading across his honey cheeks, feeling all hot. donghyuck had then cleared his throat and averted his gaze, deciding to take interest in patches of tall grasses and flowers. "a-anyway. why are you out here and why did you make me look for you?""god, you're dumb. i didn't prepare all of this just for you not to know what all of this is for," he sighed and shook his head in disappointment jokingly. his fingers strummed the strings of the guitar, making a gentle tune that resonated in the forest with only them. "this is my surprise gift for you.""w-what?" he couldn't believe it. "i- you didn't have to... to do all of this. it isn't even that special anyway, i would've taken a birthday card and a cupcake and would still like it...""hush, this is a present for you. for my lovely boyfriend to ever exist. now come and sit down with me, i have other surprises after this one," mark winked at the flabbergasted boy.the silver-haired boy nodded, not trusting his vocals to speak for him knowing well it'd waver just from overwhelming shock. he went over and sat down on the wooden bench next to the blonde haired boy with the guitar resting on his lap and his fingers on the tuner and the strings. the two sat close to each other but not too close because the blonde needed space to play on his guitar. he had noticed how he was licking his lips out of his nervous habits and he realized that he too was as nervous as him. donghyuck knew that mark must've been planning this for a long time before his birthday came and he could tell that he was practicing on his guitar after he hadn't played the instrument for a while, afraid to mess up a tune. it felt forever but mark had finally started playing the guitar, his finger gently strumming the string once again looking ever so graceful. it's a quiet night, but the sound of the guitar filled up the quiet atmosphere they've put themselves in, putting the younger at ease. he leaned back on the bench and closed his eyes, indulging the handmade music by his one and only boyfriend. but what he didn't expect was for smooth yet deep voice to start singing, showing off its vocals and it made his eyes snap wide open. he turned to his right and he watched how the older boy was singing in a soft voice, matching the beat of the music he's creating with his instrument. it was very rare for mark to sing—and yes he had heard him sing before but he was still surprised! even though most of the time he rapped in most of their songs they've produced for nct 127 and for several albums, he still had a nice voice when he sang. usually, his voice would sound fierce and so powerful but for the first time in a while, his voice sounded so, so gentle made for babies to listen to as their goodnight lullaby and he loved every bit of it."damn, i didn't know you could sing that well. my vocal position is shaking," donghyuck softly spoke once mark ceased his singing and his playing of the guitar. this earned a hearty laugh (which were music to his ears) and a playful punch to his own shoulder."i rarely sing, okay? you don't realize how much i have to do vocal training and they were a pain in my own flat ass!" mark exclaimed out loud as he slipped the straps on the guitar on so they were resting on his left shoulder and the guitar was on his back. "but like, hopefully you liked it though and i understand if you didn't since you literally spent a whole three minutes listening to my dying fish v-"the latter rolled his eyes and quickly stole a kiss from the rambling boy to shut him up, "you ramble too much, and who said i didn't enjoy it?""w-well i don't know! i just prefer rapping and singing isn't my style since like uh my voice isn't too fit for that kind of stuff. like for example, your voice is very unique and very vocal you know? it's like the cliche where your voice just drips pure honey- which in all honesty is true.""and what did i tell you about rambling?""listen, i ramble a lot okay- oh yeah! i still have to show you other surprises, i think there's two more left.""good to know, now let's go before my impatient ass kicks your ass." "guys, where the fuck are mark and donghyuck?" taeyong spoke in his scary ass stern voice that made the room immediately drop the temperature in the negatives. he had his head in a lower cabinet near the sink above, looking in and at every single inch of the dorm. taeil, on the other hand, watched the younger turn the entire dorm upside down just to find the two young members as he sipped water from the water bottle he grabbed in the fridge."i was sleeping so i-" yuta was about to add in his comment as a response to the leader's question until he was cut off."DID I ASK YOU? DID I?" taeyong's head was now not inside the cabinet and he closed it aggressively with a bang. he faced the japanese male with a crazed look as if he was about to explode any second now as a timing bomb. the latter only coughed and turned away, looking at the clock that read three am now. oh boy.youngho, on the other hand, had walked in on the mess created by the leader himself with his phone on, illuminating against his face and looked up. he then turned around, about to go back to his room until he felt a hand grab him by the collar of his shirt behind. he was yanked back with incredible force that he almost fell and stab his head into the sink. "dude, what the fuck?""what's happening?" jungwoo looked around with sleepy eyes. he had woken up just now after he heard pans and pots making clanging noises. dongyoung, on the other hand, only wrapped an arm around his shoulder."it's best to not get involved with this shit, let's go back to bed," he then led the sleepy male back to his room and as he did so, he walked past by yoonoh and he gave him a look before tilting his head towards the kitchen. yoonoh seemed to get the message and approached the hell kitchen as the older male continued to tuck jungwoo to bed to have a good night's sleep."knowing you, you probably might have something to do with where the FUCK they are so where are they?" the short man crossed his arms above his chest, his voice still cold and demanding and his eyes searching through his poor soul.before he was about to be beaten to death, yoonoh came into the scene and observed the mess that was caused with items and utensils splayed around the tiled floor. he pushed the american to the side and played the supporting role to save someone before they get slaughtered. he almost hesitated in doing so when taeyong's eyes were practically stabbing into his very soul. "okay so, i know you're pretty bent that they're possibly missing and not in this building, but i'm pretty sure they're nearby. it's not like they're lost, they're like somewhat adults now. loosen up a little."there was a sharp inhale followed by a loud- or stressed exhale."i'm not sure if you get what kind of situation we're in but mark and donghyuck are literally not in the premises of this building and it's like what three right now and we don't know where the fuck they are," the ash gray-haired man replied in a less stressed manner. he took a moment and pulled out a chair and sat down, slamming his head onto the table that made a loud bang and yuta who cringed at the sound. meanwhile, youngho just watched and glancedat yoonoh who glanced back at him, signaling him."okay but you shouldn't be worrying, it's donghyuck's birthday and we all know what mark is up to, y'know?" well, he expected a better reaction but he supposed that it made it worse for the younger. the latter had lifted his head from the table so fast that he could've snapped his neck and his eyes were literally wide. he slammed his hands on the table and stood up so fast."OH HELL NO THEY ARE NOT DOING WHAT I THINK THEY'RE DOING-""DUDE CALM DOWN THEY WON'T." "how much longer my sore legs can't take it anymore," donghyuck groaned, dragging his heavy feet across the ground each step he took to try to catch up to the older who was eagerly walking ahead. it's been at least twenty minutes by now and he was confused of what he was supposed to see anyway, he just wanted to be done over with. "oh come on, don't be such a baby. we're almost there anyway as you can see," the eager boy gestured towards the stone pathway that was in shapes of circles of different sizes, paved into a specific pathway leading to who knows where. "it'll be a short walk but it'll be worth it.""if i end up with sore legs i will sue you."mark chuckled in response and he reached behind him, grabbing him by the hand and slipped his in to interlock them together, giving a firm, loving squeeze. the action made the latter feel weird things and his body going on an overdrive. they kept walking on the stone pathway, admiring some views from here and there but mostly by the younger who was certain enough he had never seen this part of the forest. there were fairy lights being hung up in a decorative way that made it look more ethereal, too unreal? there were many flowers that were in bunches, coming in colorful themes and colors that fit the enchanted vibe- and there were also fake flowers too just for the extra looks to it but they were still pretty after all.the sun-kissed boy was in absolute awe. he was so captured at this moment, with his boyfriend in such a beguiling location that he almost felt so scandalized and out of words to describe how bewitching it was. he wanted to save this forever. the image of the scenery, the image of them together forever.the canadian boy didn't notice how distracted his boyfriend was but he did feel proud that he managed to find this place, a secret place for lovers to further advance their romance and enjoy it together and alone. although, it did take him about two hours with constant of being lost and constant uses of google maps with a little bit of internet connection. he continued to drag the korean boy, immediately seeing a soft golden glow in his vision in the distance. he walked faster, resulting in the boy behind him to almost trip and complain that he thought was endearing. the golden glow grew stronger when they got even closer and the korean had to squint his eyes, not used to any sorts of strong light in the middle of the night.they were finally here. "hyuckie, open your eyes.""for your information, i was squinting and i'm not used t-" the words were caught in his throat. donghyuck was completely speechless and his mouth went dry, his eyes were wide and were glued to the view in front of him. it was large, too large to be exact and it was stupendous. more than the other trees he had seen. the bark was a dark color in contrast to the colorful leaves above (that he had to look up) that were in shades of pinks, purples, reds, and whites. they weren't bold colors but soft colors to be exact and it looked satisfying. during his observation, he noticed there were lanterns hung up on strong tree branches that emitted the golden glow he had seen earlier. there were also wooden stairs that went around the tree and all the way to the top he had assumed.but wait, let's not forget about the other attractions around the tree. the trees around it were a tad bit shorter compared to the main tree but they were only a single color and had wooden charms and tokens carved with many names hung. and to make this even more perfect, there were occasional blinking of small lights of which they were fireflies and there were some glows at most trees where the click beetles were at, increasing the imagery. to say the least, he was very impressed that mark had overdone it again.mark cleared his throat, catching his attention. "so, uh, do you like it...?"a soft smile made his way to his lips. "of course. let's go hang up one of our own on a tree."both of the boys went ahead and got themselves to it, walking to an available tree that wasn't swarmed with hung up carved items. when they found a tree that had a lot of charms but not too much to the point it covered the entire tree, mark grabbed a charm and carving tools from the wooden box next to the trunk of the tree. the charm had a red string tied to the already carved hole of the empty charm. he then sat down on the patch of grass."how much you wanna bet that you're gonna suck ass at carving?" donghyuck kneeled behind him and rested his chin on mark's shoulder, wrapping his arms around his torso."i'm absolutely fully capable, don't look down on me," mark pouted as he began to work in carving his and donghyuck's initials on the charm with the heart between them. as he was carving, donghyuck leaned in even more to watch. out of nowhere, he gave him a chaste kiss on his cheekbone. "i- what was that f-for?""anything wrong with me giving my boyfriend a kiss from time to time?""not really- just let me concentrate gosh."donghyuck giggled softly next to his ear, watching him continue to carve into the wooden surface. he kept watching until he can make out the 'm' initial with a decent attempt with the heart and his 'd' initial. after mark was done carving, he put the tools away and cleaned the wood scraps. he stood up and looked back at the pretty boy, getting lost in those orbs. he fiddled with the string and whispered to him if he wanted to be the one to hang it up and the question was answered with a cute nod from the other as his hair bobbed when he nodded excitedly. the shorter boy took the charm, his hand brushing against the other hand, and went over to the tree and looking for an empty spot. once he found a vacant area, he stood on his tippy-toes and carefully hung the string loop onto a branch that had a smaller piece protruding acting as a hanger. he stepped back for a moment, staring at the hanging charm with a delighted look. aside from the other hung up charms, it was as if only the charm mark had carved stood out more than the others and it made his heart swell with an indescribable feeling, making him feel all warm and fuzzy inside. it... was a strange feeling, but he loved it. "come on mark. let's go to your third and last surprise you have for me.""wow, not even having a moment to verbally compliment this?" the taller boy huffed and turned around, already walking ahead of him."maaaaarkie, you know i love it- it's just that i can't express it verbally like some cliche ass hoe.""yeah, yeah. anyway, the last place is nearby, we just have to get around here."oh and by around, he meant that they had to literally climb a steep ass hill which he didn't warn his already exhausted lover. well, it wasn't too bad since first they walked around the area of the lover forest area and now they were back on the dirt pathway that was soon fading into just patches of grasses and rocks and pebbles. the birthday boy to his right interlocked their fingers together, unconsciously squeezing it gently.he looked around at many rows of dark trees and the moon was still up, shining brightly down upon them serving as their light source to cross the dark path, "i fucking swear you better know where you're going and not get us lost to the last destination and to the way back.""when was the last time i got us lost?" the calm boy pulled out a square folded map from the back pocket of his ripped skinny jeans. he waved it in front of him, "i'm good with directions and even if we get lost, i'm an expert and had picked up a few skills from taeyong and youngho.""like i trust you- and HEY why do you even get to wear fancy shit at like three while i wear my michael jackson shirt and basketball shorts with literal flip flops??" said the silver-haired boy who looked down at his outfit and compared it to the blonde's choice of outfit with a frown. "damn, now i feel like a slug man.""i'm surprised you decided to mention this when you could've done so earlier before?" the blonde chuckled and tugged the silver-haired with their interlocked hand to the left, avoiding a piece of a small stone that stuck out as a dagger. "also, you should've worn sneakers.""well i'm sorry i was lazy!"they continued to bicker like an old married couple until the tired and exhausted boy (unlike the other who was still eager like a child on sugar rush) felt burn in his legs each step he took- as if it was difficult to walk? but that was when he realized that they were literally hiking up a steep hill.oh no, he was having none of it. "bitch what the fuck you didn't tell me we were gonna go hiking- my fucking LEGS are tired oh hell no bitch you're giving me a piggyback ride this instant.""it's not that ba-""IT IS i'm painfully and slowly losing calories in my legs!!""but isn't that a good thing-?""YES but NO.""lol not gonna give you a piggyback ride after all those times," mark said and continued to drag the half dead body that was struggling to walk with him up the hill. this response made donghyuck's eyebrows go up as he bored through the back of his neck with his stare."...did you just loled out loud?""matter of fact, i did. i'm sleep deprived okay."donghyuck sighed at his boyfriend's weird antics, wondering why he had to be the one dealing with it. for christ's sake, he's even dating a memeful but awkward boy who would either scream, talk weird, or use his usual slogan of a drawn-out "okay" or "oh my god" in english with a hint of fluster. every day, he just questioned god with his choices of ingredients to craft a mark. anyway, focusing on the situation they're in, they were still hiking up the hill which to donghyuck it felt like they're walking up a mountain with no tools to aid them. ah yes, the pain. he was pretty sure the next day, he'll wake up to having stick legs just like taeyong's skinny ass boneless legs. other than that, the good news was that they were almost there according to mark who still looked as though he was having a walk in the park while he had a dying boyfriend next to him.the very top of the hill was approaching and donghyuck could've been more than excited to be able to catch his breath and relax his overworked muscles. when they were now at the top of the hill, it was a flat yet wide surface and around it was rocky surfaces, very nature-like as mark would say. but what caught his eyes was a picnic blanket laid across the ground near the tree trunk."what... is this? don't tell me we're having a picnic in the middle of early morning," the silver-haired sat down on the soft surface of the picnic blanket, resting his back against the tree trunk, noting how rough and moist it was against his shirt."oh no, we're not. we'll be stargazing," the blonde sat right next to him before pointing up at the sky, "look."when he followed where the finger was pointing at, he couldn't help but let out a small gasp of amazement. the night sky, indeed, was beautiful. there were many constellations in the sky and several stars making random patterns as they twinkle brightly. you could practically see the entire galaxy and it was breathtaking at just a first glance. the blonde who was next to him, watched him as he looked up at the sky that held the entire galaxy in it. he saw how the shiny stars reflected against his sparkling orbs and he truly had captivated him."this- this is amazing..." the short boy awed, looking back at the latter, his head tilting at him, "although, i prefer looking into your eyes, it holds the entire universe in them."he ended it with a giggle and it was definitely cringe-worthy by the look of mark's face. but it did make him satisfied, knowing the cheesy line was too cheesy for the older.mark playfully rolled his eyes, cracking a small smile, "why am i dating you again?"donghyuck clung onto the canadian boy by the arm and rested his head on his shoulder. he played with the hem of the sleeve, "because i'm an amazing boyfriend? unless in a parallel universe i'm your soulmate until the end of time?""ah, why do i even bother.""aren't you glad to have me? oh and aren't you going to wish me a happy birthday?""nah, too tired.""come on, please?"they continued to bicker once again with donghyuck leaning into his face and giving him huge puppy eyes. mark, on the other hand, was done with the younger's silly shit and he decided to end it with a sweet peck on the lips. the peck was short but the latter wanted more so he pulled him into a long kiss that lasted at least a minute. sweet, slow, and languid. just like how they like it. after the kiss, both boys pulled away and stared into each other's eyes, getting lost into each other.mark pulled him in by the back of his neck and rested his lower face into the crown of his hair, kissing his crown."happy birthday, hyuckie."

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dysfunctional hell
 american slave: ok so perhaps we kinda forgot taeil's birthday was coming upyutah <3: WHAT ARE YOU DOING TAEIL IS IN THIS GROUP CHAThyuckie kisses: simple hyuckie kisses has removed unfunny from this group chat hyuckie kisses: now continueamerican slave: as i was sayingamerican slave: we forgot to prepare beforehand for taeil's birthdayamerican slave: and taeyong over here is panicking<3 small moomin <3: its perfectly understandable since we didnt prepare anything and of course we dont have the ingredients for the cake ready and we havent planned to get presents which we always do so rituallyreal hoe: so to shorten it- we're not ready?yutah <3: to be fair sm overworked us and we never got the time to remember to plan it out nor did we have the timewig snatcher: but its fine though since we still have time rn??yutah <3: yeah but whos gonna be responsible for occupying taeil while we're preparingmarkle sparkles: we can just make up a fake errands list and make him do stuffhyuckie kisses: for once thats actually smartmarkle sparkles: EXCUSE MEhyuckie kisses: ur excuseddickless: AHEM ok since mark suggested that you can go make up his errands listmarkle sparkles: ok brbovertaxed mother: HH ok so ill be responsible for the cooking, kun, yoonoh you guys can come help me and jaemin you can also help if you wantugly mineral: nO I WANNA HELPcuntfuckphin: wow betraying us like this...emo as fuck: the audacityugly mineral: your fault yall cant cookcuntfuckphin: I CAN COOK RAMENshark boy: im pretty sure everyone knows how to do thatwhipped pimp: have you seen markmarkle sparkles: QUIT CLOWNING ME LEAVE ME ALONE :,(overtaxed mother: and then the dreamies will be decorating but someone needs to be there to put them under supervision<3 small moomin <3: ill have you know 4/6 of us are adults-yeschengie <3: ill supervise their sad asseswhipped pimp: ^thy coward: so i guess the rest of us will be shopping for the presentsamerican slave: are we gonna be under budget againreal hoe: what do you think geniusamerican slave: i dont deserve this disrespectwig snatcher: mission taeil birthday shall COMMENCEmarkle sparkles: yall ill send the errands list nowmoist furry: then hurry up 
markle sparkles, unfunny
 markle sparkles: ayyyy whats up my favorite hyungunfunny: since when was i your fav you little shitmarkle sparkles: o u c hmarkle sparkles: ok anywyaunfunny: why was i kicked out while i was sleepingmarkle sparkles:markle sparkles: anywaymarkle sparkles: taeyong told me to send you this errands list for you to do since he trusts u and allunfunny: ?? what errands listmarkle sparkles:starbucks - iced caffe latte, venti sized americano (ice but no water, 4 extra shots of expresso = 8 ) caramel macchiato, mocha, cappuccino, vanilla bean, latte macchiato, iced caffe mocha... the usualgrocery - bowls, cups, spoons, milk, banana, bread, pasta, cheese, rice cake, eggs, cabbage, beef, soy sauce, chili powder and paste, roasted sesame seeds, black pepper, glass noodles, rice, radish, pork belly, fish cake, ice creamstuff - lavender febreeze, underwears, trash bags, hangers, shaving creams, moomin plushies, books, bibleunfunny:unfunny: what the fuckmarkle sparkles: i mean its not THAT badunfunny: you know how mucH MONEY THIS ISmarkle sparkles: but taeyong said he wanted to treat everyone w coffee and he needed some of the stuff there and some of the members wanted some things on there too but theyre all busyunfunny: ... you know what okmarkle sparkles: 👀unfunny: well ill get going now tell the others ill be back in like 3+ hoursmarkle sparkles: OK 
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 markle sparkles: hehe he's fucking whippedmcqueen: pardon mereal hoe: ok anyway is he going out rnmarkle sparkles: yeah he just walked out from the dormsjaehoe: ok lets get startedcuntfuckphin: WOOOOOOthy coward: guess we can head out now lets goamerican slave: this is gonna go terriblelong and thin: its fine we're FINEyeschengie <3: how much you wanna bet they're all gonna get lost<3 small moomin <3: 5 dollarscuntfuckphin: 13 dOLLARSshark boy: you guys realize we can still read this<3 small moomin <3: who u againreal hoe: KUNHANG WHAT ARE THEY SAYINGlong and thin: start studying chinese u dumbassreal hoe: i have a feeling that was an insult and i will fuCKING MURDER YOUovertaxed mother: you guys want me to beat your asses with a BROOMyutah <3: dongyoung is currently driving us rn so like how's the cake goingdickless: well first of all we dont even have flourjaehoe: we can make a flourless cakeovertaxed mother: it wont be too bad maybe we can do vanilla and coconutmarkle sparkles: does he have any allergies tho LOLshark boy: never do that again ewwhipped pimp: wouldnt it mean we kill him on his birthdayemo as fuck: you expect me to get arrested at a young agereal hoe: yesemo as fuck: i-moist furry: can i just say how we're all texting when we should be working or smthhyuckie kisses: you're not wrong there taeyong sighed and grabbed a whisk and a bowl, letting yoonoh and kun get the ingredients. he was in charge of making the batter, kun in charge of making the frosting, yoonoh baking the cake, and jaemin adding toppings and decorating it. today's gonna be a busy day for everyone now that they have something to do. kun, on the other hand, grabbed a few ingredients for cake batter from the fridge and letting yoonoh take it to taeyong. in the meantime, he was going to search for butter, milk, and other things for vanilla frosting."how long will it take to bake and cool the cake?" jaemin sat down on a chair and swung his legs like a little child."it should take around fifty minutes for the cake to be baked and ten minutes to cool it down," yoonoh handed the ingredients to taeyong who then started to mix the dry and wet ingredients in separate bowls. "yet again, hopefully, mark had occupied taeil long enough for us to be able to finish in time.""i'm gonna blame mark if he comes home early," kun sighed and poured powdered sugar and butter into his mixture, grabbing an electric mixer to mix it faster."i'm pretty sure everyone will. but if he does, then someone will have to distract him.""less talking and more working for fuck's sake," the male who was busy making the cake batter scolded at the younger males who apologized and continued working. so far, they were doing well if they kept it up with everyone working (mostly taeyong and kun) and they will surely be able to bake the cake in no time. meanwhile, jaemin was still sitting on the chair and watched the older members work in their station except for yoonoh who had already preheated the oven. it didn't look like they needed his help until it was his time to decorate the cake, so he excused himself from the kitchen and decided to help the other members who were in charge of decorating."FOR FUCK'S SAKE DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW TO AESTHETIC??" jaemin heard someone yelled from the living room and he started to grow more concerned as he stepped closer. when he arrived in the living room, he watched the monstrosity of the room that had been glitter bombed and mismatched ribbons and balloons hung up.he watched and saw mark who was on the receiving end of the scolding, "WELL I'M SORRY I'M NOT AS PETTY AND PICKY AS YOU.""BITCH WHAT YOU CALL ME? REPEAT THAT AGAIN FOR ME?" donghyuck went closer to the older and jabbed his forefinger into his clothed chest, "AT LEAST I KNOW HOW SHIT WORKS AND WHAT TAEIL HYUNG LIKES AND DOESN'T LIKE!""what the fuck is with the yelling guys my ears hurt now," jaemin made his entrance and scanned his surroundings. the youngest couple were in the corner busy blowing balloons while sicheng was on a ladder to decorate the upper walls with banners as yukhei held the ladder for support."look who decided to show up, you traitor," renjun rolled his eyes as he continued to blow air into a letter balloon which was an 'e.' jaemin only pouted at the older's harsh words and faked cried."but baaaabe, you know how much i love cooking and plus they didn't need my help yet!" he whined as markhyuck were arguing in the background instead of helping to put up the decorations. jeno went over to the young brunette and patted his head."it's alright, you know how he is sometimes," he gave him his soft eye smile that almost made his heart melt."enough chit chat and actually help please? and you guys over there, stop arguing and mark just follow what donghyuck says," sicheng said without looking back. yukhei snorted at the younger members' behaviors, wishing he was that youthful- well he actually still is but he was kind of getting old. after the oldest in the room had talked, everyone stopped talking and arguing and went straight back to decorating, with the help of jaemin.so far for the decoration completion, a quarter of the room was completed and not half of the room was decorated yet. there might be a lot of people but it took time and effort to make everything perfect since there were some perfectionists. the current theme they were trying to do was white and a little bit of gold. it was a perfect theme because it wasn't too childish for the eldest member and they were positive he would be satisfied with it. as chensung were in their corner blowing letter balloons for the words 'happy birthday,' chenle was dying as he was out of breath and he only went through four out of thirteen letters. jisung had finished blowing the letter 'y' balloon, tying it into a knot before he checked up on his boyfriend who was on the verge of death.about an hour had passed and they already completed half of the room and the words 'happy birthday taeil' were hung up attached by strings and thumbtacks on the wall. the banners were hung up and again, there were much more glitters and precut out confetti into star shapes and such fitting in the theme all over the wooden floor. outsiders would have guessed it was some kind of party dance floor if they were to see the mess they have created. while yukhei and jeno were finishing hanging up the ribbons with sicheng, the others had to put out a table for the cake, another table for all the food and chairs as well for all twenty-one members. while the chairs were being set, jaemin heard taeyong calling him from the kitchen and he then ditched everyone to decorate the cake with sparkles in his eyes."i'm here i'm here! how should i decorate the cake?" the young boy eagerly asked the older who had finished checking if the cake was completely cooled."kun will help you how the cake will be decorated- just don't make a mess okay? i'll be making other dishes with yoonoh," taeyong gave him a pat on the shoulder who received a bright smile from jaemin. he went to yoonoh and began discussing which dishes they should cook while kun guided him to their station that was on the far side of the table that had all the frosting and other items laid out for them."i'll frost up the cake and you can choose which edible that we can possibly put on the cake, alright kiddo?" kun grabbed the big piping bag that had the vanilla frosting and began covering the cake in white, smoothing the surfaces out with an icing spatula. jaemin nodded and started looking through the items on the table. first, there were coconut shavings which is a must on the cake. he grabbed the bag of coconut shavings and put it in an area where it'll be the "used items." as he looked for more, he found mini white macarons and decided it would also look cute on the cake.while he was doing so, let's check out the other group...  "so like we may or may not have lost yangyang?" youngho stopped in his tracks and nervously chuckled, looking back at the group.jungwoo blinked and took a few seconds to be able to digest the sudden news, "are you saying we lost yangyang as we were going down the escalator?""y-""OH MY FUCKING GOD WE LOST YANGYANG-" dejun crouched on the marbled floor and ran a hand through his hair in a stressed behavior. kunhang leaned down to his level and rested a hand on his shoulder."i'm pretty sure he didn't wander off that far, right?" he tried to reassure the older male who was having a mental breakdown."i'm getting a huge ass headache, let's check the group chat," chittaphon rubbed the side of his temple and whipped out his phone from his back pocket. 
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 mcqueen: um so like im lost and y'all FUCKING LEFT ME?????real hoe: NOT OUR FAULT YOU DIDNT WANT TO HOLD HANDS YOU FUCKING DIMWITmcqueen: EXCUSE MEreal hoe: yOu'RE EXCUSEDyutah <3: ok let's calm down guysthy coward: ^american slave: yangyang where the fuck are youmcqueen: tbh idk where i am im like somewhere near this jewelry storelong and thin: do you know how to get to the place where all the escalators are at because dejun is having a mental breakdown rnmcqueen: ummcqueen: no?wig snatcher: ok then we'll come to you just don't move ok uwumcqueen: bro hurry up there's fucking creeps herethy coward: what the fu-mcqueen: BITCH HELP SOME GIRL IS TRYING TO HIT ME UP AND IM ABOUT TO CRY IN GERMANshark boy: EXCUSE ME WHOwig snatcher: if you guys don't hurry up i'll beat every single one of youreal hoe: WE FUCKING AREyutah <3: goddamnamerican slave: just reject her or some shit or walk away but not out of the premises of where you're atmcqueen: plshelp:,(long and thin: wait was it left or rightwig snatcher: it should be left i've been to this place many timesreal hoe: fair enoughshark boy: im about to kick some asses if they try to hit up on OUR manyutah <3: we dont need extra gayness in here tythy coward: OHO ILL HAVE YOU KNOW YOUVE BEEN ALL OVER SICHENG AND ITS DIsgUStINGyutah <3: SHIT THE FUCK UP HE HAS BEEN AWAY FOR TOO LONG DO YOU KNOW HOW THAT FEELS?? NO BTICHmcqueen: STOP FUCKING TEXTING AND COME FIND MEreal hoe: NOT OUR FAULT YOUR ASS IS TALKING YOU MIDGET mcqueen: SAYS YOU???american slave: i fucking regret coming with you guyslong and thin: you kinda should beovertaxed mother: so i fucking heard you guys lost one of kun's kidamerican slave: oH FUC-dickless: EXCUSE ME?dickless: YOU GUYS HAD ONE FUCKING JOB AND YOU DARE LOSE MY PRECIOUS KIDyutah <3: koREAn PLEAsereal hoe: OH IM SORRY NOT OUR FAULT Y O U R FUCKING KID WALKED OFFmcqueen: YALL DIDNT EVEN BOTHER TO CHECK YOU SCHLANGEN!!dickless: what did you just say YOUNG MANmcqueen: learn german THENwig snatcher: so like i see yangyang and some girl wayYYY too close to him-wig snatcher: o h ok dejun just dashed-mcqueen: oHGFOgH&#%*U(OGKR:' after dejun had left the group and dashed towards yangyang and some random girl next to him, he pushed the girl away harshly and smoothly had his arm wrapped around his waist, glaring daggers at her that screamed out "back off he's mine." the girl rolled her eyes and walked away, muttering something under her breath. in the distance, chittaphon whistled at the possessive boy. dejun had then guided the young brunette towards the group, his grip still on his thin waist."well at least we found him," youngho brushed his bangs out of his eyes, "anyway, does everyone have their gifts or do we need to go to more stores?""i don't think so, we have enough already," yuta gestured towards the large bags. they managed to somehow overshop under budget which was fascinating. "let's go home already, i'm so fucking exhausted."the group had safely left the huge mall and checked all the members being present for every two minutes to make sure no one is lost. after they were out of the building, fresh air had hit their nostrils and now they had to go back to the huge black car. after everyone boarded into the vehicle, dongyoung, the trusted driver, put on his seatbelt and started the engine before moving the vehicle out of the parking lot. everyone was surely cramped since they have bought a lot of gifts and most of it had to be in the back of the trunk. however, there were still a few bags and had to be squished between the members and the seats. as he was driving, kunhang's phone went off, sending a 'ding' sound since his phone wasn't muted. he grabbed his phone out after letting go of yangyang's hand and checked the group chat once more. 
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 markle sparkles: hate to break it to yall but taeil is coming home earlier than i had expectedlong and thin: um i thought he'd be gone for at leAST 2 HOURSugly mineral: We'RE NOT EVEN DONE WITH THE CAKE YET overtaxed mother: OR THE FUCKING FOODyeschengie <3: this is a fucking mess oh my godugly mineral: kUN HURRY THE FUCK UP I HAVE TO PUT THE SHIT ONdickless: WATCH YOUR GODDAMN MOUTH KIDcuntfuckphin: I AM SCREAMINGmoist furry: he's literally s c r e am i n gwhipped pimp: gUYS DOnt PANIC we'LL bE fInewig snatcher: nO IT WONTreal hoe: STEP ON THE FUCKING PEDAL WE NEED TO FUCKIGN WRAP THE GIFTSthy coward: THERES RED LIGHT YOU DIPSHIThyuckie kisses: we are ALL BLAMING ON MARKmarkle sparkles: WHAT THE FUCK WHY MEjaehoe: you literally had one job bro and it's to keep taeil occupied markle sparkles: I DIDNT EXPECT HIM TO BE THAT QUICK???jaehoe: oh my GODmcqueen: wow we love thatemo as fuck: WHERE ARE THE PARTY POPPERS AND WHERE DID WE PUT THE BIRTHDAY HATS <3 small moomin <3: IN SM'S BASEMENTemo as fuck: I DONT WANNA GO THERE AFTER WHAT HAPPENED TO TAEYONGcuntfuckphin: GO GET IT YOU COWARD OR ILL MAKE YOU DEAFemo as fuck: WHY YOU BULLY M Ewig snatcher: we're almost hoME dONT WoRRYmarkle sparkles: that's nice but TAEIL IS 30 MINUTES AWAY UNTIL HE'S HOMEovertaxed mother: my overstressed BRAINyutah <3: this is a whole ass messshark boy: FUCKING FINALLY WE'RE HERE GET THE DAMN BAGSamerican slave: YALL FUCKING CALM DOWN YALL ARE ACTING LIKE RAPID ANIMALSreal hoe: RUN BITCHES WE HAVE TO HURRYthy coward: AND YOU GUYS ARE GOIGN TO LEAVE ME HERE LIKE THATyutah <3: actually yesthy coward: oh fuck youjaehoe: you guys better hurry before taeyong explodesugly mineral: if you guys listen closely you can hear me sweatdickelss: quick sweating and HELP MEmoist furry: stan nuesthyuckie kisses: im this close about to shove alexa down your throatmoist furry: kinky<3 small moomin <3: LEE JENO.cuntfuckphin: he a dead bitchemo as fuck: gUYs its dark in the basement- OH FUCK WHAT WAS THATreal hoe: HURRY THE FUCK UPthy coward: MY POOR LEGSlong and thin: jesus fucking christ ok we're heremarkle sparkles: taeil is literally almost home HURRYyeschengie <3: did jisung die i-emo as fuck: oh wait that was a puppy- WHY DOES SM HAVE A PUPPYmcqueen: so did you get the stuffemo as fuck: ya im coming back rndickless: jaemin go get the candles theyre in the top shelfugly mineral: which top shelf-dickless: THE TOP SHELFugly mineral: DONT YELL AT MEovertaxed mother: fUCKIGN chRIST YOONOH HELP ME WITH THE FOODjaehoe: thats what im doing-markle sparkles: TAEIl'S HOME real hoe: FUCK ME IN THE ASSwhipped pimp: thats KINDA gayreal hoe: SAYS YOU markle sparkles has added unfunny into the group chat everyone was currently a mess. taeyong and yoonoh were rushing to put the food and side dishes on the table that was set up a while ago. renjun and jisung were struggling to get the party poppers and birthday hats out of its packaging and messily handed it to every other member and kun and jaemin were rushing to finish the cake and even adding candles onto it. kun hurried and grabbed a lighter and carried the cake, rushing to the living room and nearly slipping but he safely placed the (messily) decorated cake on the table that was also decorated with dishes. the other members who were in charge of getting presents were quickly wrapping them with the prepared present wrapper and to say the least, the sight wasn't very godly.since it wasn't wrapped as neatly, there were still pocket holes in the corners of the presents and taped was messily used and placed to keep the wrappers intact but at least they were getting their job done. mark had run in, almost slipping like kun did and announced that the eldest member of nct was currently here. when everything was set up from everyone wearing party hats with the poppers ready to someone switching the lights off, they spread themselves out in the dark."OW FUCK- WHY IS YOUR HEAD THAT HARD CHENLE?!" renjuin groaned and clutched onto his head after he had bumped into the younger chinese boy. the latter only let out a dolphin laugh but was only silenced by his korean boyfriend."y'all better be fucking quiet or i swear i'll-" taeyong paused when he heard footsteps and had ordered everyone to stay quiet.all the boys in the room remained silent and were in their position to pop the popper and to greet the older with a happy birthday. on the other hand, the eldest, taeil, was carrying a bunch of bags and three coffee holders that held seven coffees in each holder with two of his hands. earlier, he was struggling to open the door without dropping anything but luck was on his side. he internally complained how much money he had wasted but of course, it was what taeyong wanted since as mark said, the leader wanted to treat all of the members so he didn't see why he should reject even if it meant his wallet will be out of money. when he entered the kitchen, it was empty except for the messy ingredients and utensils abandoned on the counter and bags that held remaining food items were left on the table. he scrunched his nose and placed the heavy bags on the table and setting the coffees next to the grocery bags.he looked around in the messy kitchen. "wonder where everyone is?"the male yawned and stretched, deciding that he'll go to the living room where he'll wait for everyone else. each step he took, he was getting closer and he could've sworn he heard some noises but he shrugged it off, maybe he was too tired and he was hearing things. he stopped in his tracks and noticed how dark it was, so taeil blindly patted at the wall to look for the light switch and once he felt the light switch, he turned it on. his squinted his eyes, blinking them to adjust to the lighting and before he knew it, he heard a loud "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" and several sounds of poppers going off. his eyes had then adjusted and he noticed everyone was in the room, holding the now empty poppers with ridiculous birthday hats. some confetti landed into his hair but he ignored it, he focused on his surroundings, noticing the mess on the floor and all the streamers, ribbons, and balloons hung up."oh wow, um, you guys didn't have to?" was the only reaction taeil was able to utter out."shut up, we did so much shit for you so at least appreciate it," yuta nudged him with his elbow, "now come on, make your wish."he simply nodded and everyone ushered him to the table full of food of all sorts especially the cake that kun was lighting up the candles. he was forced to sit down where the cake was at and he nervously licked his lips. what should he wish for? he didn't know really, but he did know what he would wish for. and so, he blew out the candles in one blow and everyone cheered. all of the members sat down in their chairs and had wished him more happy birthdays and dug into their food once taeil had his first bite on the cake. 
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 unfunny: so likeunfunny: why is the living room a literal mess as if godzilla came in- and what the fuck happened to the cakeovertaxed mother:ugly mineral: we don't talk about thatdickless: yeah let's notunfunny: the cake literally looks like a mess- but it tastes good though including the fooddickless: i blame jaeminugly mineral: eXCUSE m-<3 small moomin <3: maybe if you didn't betray us...ugly mineral: :(emo as fuck: you better be grateful i had to sacrifice myself into sm's basementshark boy: you only found a puppy so its fineemo as fuck: speaking of which the puppy kind of looked like you bc of ur eyebrowsshark boy:mcqueen: AHAAHAHAHHAHAwhipped pimp: iM CRYINGamerican slave: oh my god-unfunny: huh so this was why i was kicked out of the group chat all of a suddenmarkle sparkles: yupunfunny: and thanks for making me waste money markmarkle sparkles: npovertaxed mother: ??unfunny: oh yeah i bought coffee for everyone especially more ingredientsugly mineral: IS MY AMERICANO THEREunfunny: ye-ugly mineral: WOOOOOOOOOOmoist furry: baby no more coffee for you you're too hyper-ugly mineral: you cant tell me what to DOreal hoe: oh yeah we also got you presents so you can open them after we're done eating?unfunny: sounds nice unfunny: thank you guys :)hyuckie kisses: awwww he sent us a smiley face uwuwig snatcher: uwu

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 overtaxed mother: right ok overtaxed mother: first of all that cake was goodovertaxed mother: second of all my birthday request is for all of you to kindly talk to each other in a nice mannered way without yelling : )yutah <3: cant promise you thatcuntfuckphin: m m m m hyuckie kisses: kinda obvious that chenle will break that requestcuntfuckphin: EXCUSE MEovertaxed mother: CHENLE.cuntfuckphin:cuntfuckphin: ykw i agree with donghyuckhyuckie kisses: hehemarkle sparkles: this sucksmarkle sparkles: does that mean i can annoy hyuckiehyuckie kisses: i swear to-yeschengie <3: now now lets be civil here and talk like normal human beings <3 small moomin <3: before i slit someonedickless: renjun<3 small moomin <3: fine i wont slit anyone today dickless: good jobjaehoe: this is weird without anyone screaming in the chatyutah <3: frovertaxed mother: you better thank meunfunny: i actually am and i enjoy the silencecuntfuckphin: can you hear me cryingemo as fuck: nocuntfuckphin: im this close to-dickless: chenlecuntfuckphin: -kiss youmoist furry: now thats gaylong and thin: what's more gay is our relationship mcqueen: true trueugly mineral: i think im more gay in generalreal hoe: the one who's the most gayest is mewig snatcher: do you guys hear something?real hoe: you little-whipped pimp: hey h e y dont attack him remember taeyong's request<3 small moomin <3: i hate this alreadyamerican slave: now i can sleepjaehoe: has she died? has she meditated??hyuckie kisses: you dont know how much im holding back from insulting someoneovertaxed mother: goodamerican slave: im sleeping peace yallyeschengie <3: ok but like now its getting boring now that theres no one shoutingreal hoe: fr i need the teamoist furry: it drains my energy so bless uphyuckie kisses: did you justmarkle sparkles: and open the biblethy coward: i honestly forgot you were christianmarkle sparkles: im a cool christian B)shark boy: youre so white i cant believe youlong and thin: hes not the only white one its okunfunny: i just rememberedunfunny: stream long flightwig snatcher: been there done that uwumarkle sparkles: tbh long flight is a bopdickless: the aesthetics i stanmcqueen: i love how there was a rainbow in it to represent us gaysovertaxed mother: what can i say even the gays are attracted to mehyuckie kisses:hyuckie kisses: im this c l o s e-yeschengie <3: we must remain civil and nice to each other at least for 24 hoursugly mineral: seems impossible- to the others at leastmoist furry: ofc youre a pure angel you wouldnt dare to curse someone out :)ugly mineral: awwwwreal hoe: this is too much gay i just want the teajaehoe: i just want some milk manyutah <3: if only we can clown each other's predebut clipsunfunny: lets notyutah <3: lets letwhipped pimp: war flashbacksemo as fuck: ok but like im craving for more cakehyuckie kisses: are you on your man periodemo as fuck: whats wrong with craving cake i-shark boy: ngl i dont blame you the cake was actually bombmcqueen: never say that again dickless: its literally 2 am jisung you cant have cake at this timeemo as fuck: butemo as fuck: cakelong and thin: i want cake toomcqueen: youre not leaving this bed misterlong and thin: ;(unfunny: its too early to have cake jisung just wait until its morningemo as fuck: but c a k e . . .cuntfuckphin: we'll get cake later when its 11 ok?emo as fuck: ok :D<3 small moomin <3: couple goals wow where can i get thatugly mineral: excuse me?moist furry: excuse u s ?real hoe: tea time bitchesthy coward: how is youngho sleeping all through of thisamerican slave: thats bc im fucking notmarkle sparkles: sad now experience the painlong and thin: hey thats not cash money of you fellacuntfuckphin: i have cash money-hyuckie kisses: quit flexing on your fucking RICHovertaxed mother: why do i feel like all of you will eventually start screaming at each otherwig snatcher: thats bc we're about tojaehoe: ^he aint wrong theremoist furry: renjun e x p l a i n we have been gOOd boyFRienDs for you >:(<3 small moomin <3: im just jking ilyugly mineral: dont talk to me dont snap back, logging off 😔🔓🔓 #fakesmarkle sparkles: he fr went all white girl snapchat modeemo as fuck: ... indeed he has<3 small moomin <3: jaemin it was a joke ;(ugly mineral: HMPH hyuckie kisses has changed ugly mieneral's name to salty asscheeks salty asscheeks: im not fucking SALTY HYUCKovertaxed mother: what did i sayunfunny: say goodbye to peace<3 small moomin <3: seems like it to meamerican slave: its almost 3 am p l e a s eovertaxed mother: you know what how about we sleepyeschengie <3: nodickless: WHAT THE FUCK CHENLE AND JISUNG ARE LITERALLY STEALING ALL OF THE CAKE moist furry: I THINK THE FUCK NOTcuntfuckphin: QUICK LOCK THE DOORemo as fuck: I AMthy coward: what the fuck has this become toovertaxed mother: fuck this im sleepingunfunny: too tired of this bsamerican slave: ^jaehoe: ^^dickless: ^^^wig snatcher: ^^^^thy coward: ^^^^^ 5:29 AM emo as fuck: this cake is fucking GOODcuntfuckphin: i dont think i can sleep now wEEHEHEHEdickless: CHENLE GO TO BED PLEASEhyuckie kisses: and why arent YOU sleepingdickless: THEN WHY ARE YOU AWAKEsalty asscheeks: please let me have my beauty sleep-emo as fuck: vanilla is superiorcuntfuckphin: NO CHOCOLATE ISemo as fuck: BITCH IF I SAY VANILLA THEN ITS VANILLA<3 small moomin <3: what the hellmoist furry: vanilla is original and goodsalty asscheeks: i did not date a basic bitch for thisamerican slave: i have risen and now i shall go back to bed and not deal with this bsmcqueen: what does that meanreal hoe: bs?real hoe: bullshitshark boy: SEE I WAS RIGHT KUNHANGlong and thin: LISTENhyuckie kisses: so who wants to help me wax mark's mustachemarkle sparkles: I THINK THE FUCK NOThyuckie kisses: WAXING IS BETTER FOR YOU SHAVING WILL ONLY LAST TO A 2-3 DAYS WHIKE WAXING COMPLETELY REMOVES HAIRhyuckie kisses: NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE AND YOUR FUCKIGN ARMPITS TO WAX<3 small moomin <3: if it means to see mark in pain im inmarkle sparkles: NO STAY AWAY DEMONovertaxed mother: who the FUCK SHRIEKED IN THE MIDDLE OF 5 AMmarkle sparkles: HKEK&^#&*()$YR*Q(E)IOKLEQR}{iOQHYhovertaxed mother: AND NOW WHO'S SCREAMING OVER CAKE OH MY GODmoist furry: that would be chensung-overtaxed mother: i fucking thought it was my birthday now lOOK AT YOU FUCKERS GOING AROUND YELLINGreal hoe: so sad to be you aint it?overtaxed mother: you want me to shove a sock down your throat real hoe: kinkyamerican slave: excuse me not in THIS christian serverjaehoe: this isn't minecraft younghomarkle sparkles: in fact it iSWUEIOP{T@(*$)UT_O{GELhyuckie kisses: huh he doesnt have a lot of hairmarkle sparkles: IM PHYSICALLY CRYINGyutah <3: am i shockedyutah <3: not really<3 small moomin <3: now its your turn to waxhyuckie kisses: alright babe ;)salty asscheeks: WOAH WOAH WOAHunfunny: am i witnessing or hallucinating mcqueen: TEA?markle sparkles: right in front of my salad- 3:11 PM cuntfuckphin: im stuffedovertaxed mother: you shits have only eaten CAKE ever since 5 AMwhipped pimp: no no i understand their cravingswhipped pimp: and i would definitely stuff my face with cake without sharingemo as fuck: now i want some fried chickenthy coward: fuck your fried chicken i barely s l e p tamerican slave: i dont think anybody did when they were screaming so early in the morning<3 small moomin <3: i hope you know i almost stabbed myself in the eye trying to pluck my eyebrowscuntfuckphin: sucks to be you LOL<3 small moomin <3: YOU WANNA GOyeschengie <3: so about the 24 hour thingovertaxed mother: i gave up on that shit no one isnt gonna go throughout the day without screamingjaehoe: sad but truewig snatcher: what do u expect this is the threshold of hell held with bunch of demonsreal hoe: you know i just realizedreal hoe: why are there video clips in my gallery and theres 21 of themshark boy: ??yutah <3: who-real hoe: OHreal hoe: THESE WERE FROM LAST NIGHT WHEN WE HAD A DRINKING NIGHT OUT with legal adultshyuckie kisses: I STILL THINK ITS UNFAIR WE CANT GO DRINKINGmarkle sparkles: sucks to be yousalty asscheeks: aND we'RE LEGAL ADULTS RIGHTovertaxed mother: maybe next year yall can drink moist furry: >:( DADthy coward: i agree with taeyong sorry not sorry xxreal hoe: [attached video]real hoe: [attached video]real hoe: [attached video]real hoe: here are some of thememo as fuck: oh lawd what did you guys even DO<3 small moomin <3: on second thought im glad we werent invited to drinkwhipped pimp: have yall noticed that taeil has been dead latelyamerican slave: @unfunnyamerican slave: @unfunnyunfunny: what-jaehoe: youve been dead so we were checkingmcqueen: eyedickless: the fuck yuta did you seriously have to do that to sichengyutah <3: WHAT DID I DO real hoe: well maybe if you clicked on the videos after chittaphon had sent video clips from last night where the older members were drinking on taeyong's birthday, taeyong being the curious male he was, he clicked on one of the videos. all of them were at least twelve minutes long. 
"if you were to place bread on each side of the earth, you'd make an earth sandwich," yoonoh cackled as he was laying on the wooden floor. he reeked of absolute alcohol and it was obvious he was drunk.

"no, no no- the earth would be too big for the bread to-" jungwoo hiccuped and slapped yukhei by the arm, "to be an earth sandwich, we need to borrow aliens from area fifty-one!"
"i've been to america and there's no such thing as area fifty-one," youngho slumped against the couch and swirled the apple juice in its cup. mark was laying on top of the table and giggling like a mad man, trying to make noises from red flavor.
"you're a FAKE american- area fifty-one fucking exists you is... is a dumb," the canadian boy pointed at youngho but as a drunk person, he couldn't tell directions so he ended up pointing at dongyoung.

the only sober people in the room were dongyoung, kun, and taeil while everyone else was wasted and don't know what the fuck they were doing. it was chittaphon's initial idea to have a drink while the other younger members were sent off to their dorms to stay up late to play some fun board games until their bedtime. at first, taeyong was reluctant about the idea and rejected it a few times but the thai managed to convince him otherwise. so now, the three sober males, watched the chaos unfold and knew this was gonna be recorded by the very drunk chittaphon in the far corner with a few bottles of vodka.

"according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fl-" yuta recited the script to the bee movie in his native language until sicheng slapped his mouth shut who muttered in a mix of gibberish and chinese.

kun watched as he sipped water from his cup and glanced at the two other males, "so should we do something about them or should we leave them there until they pass out?"

"the latter?" dongyoung ruffled his hair, "i mean i'm too exhausted to deal with grown drunk men."

suddenly, they heard the sound of a glass cup being slammed on the table (which mark was still laying on). their heads turned to the direction to the source of the sound and saw sicheng who looked too drunk. he had his eyebrows scrunched and his eyes were half-closed, his body leaning on the table with his arms draped over on the surface to keep himself from falling sideways. yuta, on the other hand, was hanging upside down from the couch and his shirt rode up to reveal his abdomen.

"i'm bored~ can we- can we play a game?" the chinese was in a dilemma between two languages, "liiiiike truth or dare... or something..."

he scratched his head slightly, expressing his confusion. he weakly lifted his cup and took a sip out of vodka, slightly choking after forgetting how to function his mouth. the older chinese, kun, pinched the bridge of his nose in distress while the other men in the room agreed to the game, not knowing the consequences it might hold. the sober ones didn't have much of a choice but to comply with a simple game.
 
it was chaotic with mark having to toss his boxers on top of the fan as it was spinning as a dare and yoonoh pretending to be a loaf of bread. it wasn't too bad besides having jungwoo dump ice down chittaphon's shorts that froze his ass and his asshole at the same time- oh and it was recorded. eventually, yukhei had come up with a dare for the leader as it wasn't as wild or crazy as the previous ones.

he lent his glass to mark, his bro, who poured him more alcohol into the container. he sighed and cracked his neck, rolling his shoulder to come up with a unique dare that can spark up the night. an idea had popped up and he smirked, which made taeyong worry. "alright MAN, i dare you to..."

everyone became silent and had all of their eyes on them, anticipating the next few words he's about to say. however, taeyong was nervous but at the same time, his drunk side of his brain told him it wouldn't be a big of a deal since he won't remember when he wakes up. he bit his lip nervously and glanced down at his empty glass which once had rum in it after he had chugged it down like it was nothing- not forgetting it actually burnt his throat. wait, why was he even nervous anyway? he shouldn't be but there was one thing he did not anticipate-
"kiss taeil, like on the lips you know man?" yukhei finished his sentence and most of the guys woo'ed and made noises in a wild manner. taeyong was pretty sure someone whistled and he felt his cheeks flush, not sure if it was the alcohol or his body responding to pure embarrassment. on the other side of the room, the said older male was confused but shocked at the same time... was he going to kiss him? but there's a high chance that he'd forget anyway right? but as he watched the younger male come closer to him as the others cheered him on, he internally panicked and didn't know what to do besides the fact he's going to let him kiss him- his crush.
it happened too fast though, he felt a hand bought up to his cheek with a thumb caressing his cheekbone. taeil stared into his eyes deeply that was foggy from the alcohol—perhaps it was the effect of it. was this really going to happen? if so, he didn't want this to be a dream. taeyong's hand gripped on his thigh (since they were sitting) and leaned in slowly, tilting his head and-
 taeyong chucked his phone at the wall in panic and flopped back down on his bed. he groaned and covered his flushed face, still in disbelief that he had actually done that to his subtle crush. what if the older was going to judge him or be disgusted that it was him? no, no, he would've pushed him away right? stupid yukhei. hyuckie kisses: and thatshyuckie kisses: THE MOTHERFUCKINGhyuckie kisses: TEAcuntfuckphin: i have been awokenlong and thin: thank you for awoking usovertaxed mother: iunfunny: suddenly i need to go unplug my lobster from the sinkwhipped pimp: AAAA now i rememberwhipped pimp: that was funjaehoe: im not shocked with markyutah <3: what im more shocked is that they kissed in front of my saladovertaxed mother: JDJSDJFKJKLOKWwig snatcher: he ran out-

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dysfunctional hell
 cuntfuckphin: YOU SEE ITcuntfuckphin: YOU SEE ITcuntfuckphin: ITS LEGENDunfunny: chenle we are in the middle of having our supper p l e a s edickless: i dont blame him boom is a bop- wait did i mention the entire album is flaming HOTyutah <3: just like the ownerdickless: excuse memoist furry: aa we still need 2 million more views to reach our goal :)overtaxed mother: ill have you know i barely got sleep from streamingemo as fuck: wbkshark boy: the comeback was a bombshark boy: .. but wheres nct u's comeback-markle sparkles: oh it's dead in a ditch lolmcqueen: iwig snatcher: what he means is everyone is busy so theres no one to fill up the nct u lineup hyuckie kisses: ^hyuckie kisses: when is sm gonna let me have my s l e e p i havent gotten that ever since last week plsmarkle sparkles: welcome to my worldhyuckie kisses: i regret clowning your asssalty asscheeks: this is why you guys should try my americano<3 small moomin <3: i'd rather die than eat your americanothy coward: how does one-long and thin: shhhh its logicalreal hoe: well if you eat the crust then technicallyovertaxed mother: please dont tell me all of you have eaten plasticreal hoe: ... only when we were hungryjaehoe: im- im not shockedmcqueen: ok but it was crunchy and crispycuntfuckphin: i feel endangered?whipped pimp: whoever cooked that deserves an awardyeschengie <3: i had a stomach ache for the past 3 days what the fuck kundickless: who the fuck is responsible for cooking thatshark boy:shark boy: im pointing at kunhanglong and thin: RENJUN WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED IT<3 small moomin <3: and yall had a choice to not do it so its not on me american slave: what the fuckunfunny: suddenly i just lost my appetite but good thing i finished my foodmarkle sparkles: IM CRYINGhyuckie kisses: no you're notmoist furry: that should be renjun's jobemo as fuck: do you guys ever just scream in text and ASKSDSKKSKJKSKS with a straight facereal hoe: *gay facesalty asscheeks: **new faceyutah <3: the references-<3 small moomin <3: ah i do that everydaythy coward: what's scary is when he threatens to kill with a poker face through textsyeschengie <3: i got used to his anticswig snatcher: i think everyone has already known thatamerican slave: so how yall ladies doing on this fine afternoonemo as fuck: dead insidemcqueen: i almost got my dick ripped offreal hoe: i lost my mascaraunfunny: does reading barney smut countovertaxed mother: BACKTRACKjaehoe: B A R N E Ysalty asscheeks: barney sunbaenim ;)moist furry: fucking furries everywheredickless: so are we not gonna talk about how jeno was panting like a dog on vlivemoist furry: i-cuntfuckphin: im more concerned why its barneycuntfuckphin: yet againcuntfuckphin: BARNEY SHOVED A SPOON UP MY ASS :(<3 small moomin <3: oh thats hotcuntfuckphin: you think an aVERAGE ASSHOLE CAN STRETCH THAT FARreal hoe: i meanwhipped pimp: STOP RIGHT THEREmarkle sparkles: jesus come save m e from these devilsamerican slaves: no one can save you now mark leemarkle sparkles: the devil has spoken to me O WISE GOD HELP MEmcqueen: why are we talking about barneymcqueen: lightning mcqueen is oglong and thin:

yeschengie <3: i would like to clarify that he will kill us if he was ever behind the steering wheeldickless: i only trust myself to drive a car unlike you unprivileged INFERIORSunfunny: thats a big vocabulary right there sirdickless: i know, i have all the brain cells<3 small moomin <3: technically i have 1 of the brain cellsemo as fuck: i ate it now you have no more<3 small moomin <3: then ill fucking eat you for my brain cellsreal hoe: that is not children appropriate no matter how much i wanna say kinky but thats-overtaxed mother: for once CHITTAPHON acts appropriate for his agereal hoe: WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEANthy coward: AHAHAHAHAAHAreal hoe: SHUT UP RABBITjaehoe: its a bunnyyutah <3: the fact you called him an i tcuntfuckphin: thas meshark boy: i would like to say yangyang is the most beautiful human being to ever exist like wow how can you NOT appreciate those soft JAWLINE and his fucking eyes ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL JUST LIKE HIM oh and lets not forget how adorable he looks because everyone should know that by now but just pointing it out oh and also did you guys know i love himlong and thin: dONT LEAVE ME OUT YOU SNAKEwhipped pimp: iwhipped pimp: that's kinda gay broshark boy: like yousalty asscheeks: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwig snatcher: uwus: SNATCHED!!overtaxed mother: no more pda in this fucking group chathyuckie kisses: you're just salty that youre singlejaehoe: ngl but trueovertaxed mother: YOU HAVE NO ROOM TO TALKdickless: ive been single for the past 20 years of my lifecuntfuckphin: i forgot how old you are<3 small moomin <3: he's old enough to be old chenlecuntfuckphin: HJASJSDJDKJDJDJjaehoe: i would like to have some insight hereamerican slave: ^mcqueen: iyeschengie <3: guys hes blushingmcqueen: DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THATreal hoe: young love, where can i order thatmarkle sparkles: at amajohNAUAKKDKDL^&*(#Ounfunny: i heard something fallthy coward: that was probably mark falling off his markmoist furry: and i can clarify that he has been mcfallen and he cannot get upjaehoe: is no one gonna question dongyoung just didnt make any sensesalty asscheeks: its time for you to use the doorsalty asscheeks:

emo as fuck: its as small as renjun thy coward: not my fault i bARELY SLEPTcuntfuckphin: AKKAJSJSKSKSK JIUSNSBGJSKS<3 small moomin <3: YOU WANNA GO BITCHemo as fuck: *stands up*<3 small moomin <3: you don't scare meemo as fuck: not until i stomp on youlong and thin: excuse me i dont think this is where we should roleplay take this to pms-real hoe: i remember when i roleplayedreal hoe: i fucked a treeovertaxed mother:thy coward:shark boy:dickless:jaehoe:markle sparkles:american slave: why am i dating youmarkle sparkles: i MEAN you can fuck a tree if the tree has a holehyuckie kisses: OH MY GOD MARK SHUT THE FUCK UP THERE ARE KIDS HEREwig snatcher: i heard screaming im scared?whipped pimp: probably another fight dont worry bbcuntfuckphin:

dickless: what the fuck is thatmoist furry: omg theyre having a live duelovertaxed mother: why is the room messy first of allyutah <3: while they're doing that im making a pillow fortyutah <3: coME OVER SICHENGGGGyeschengie <3: noyutah <3: pleaaaaseeeeeyeschengie <3: nohyuckie kisses: why do i feel like renjun is gonna kill jisung emo as fuck: TAHDTS GECASYE HE YGISmarkle sparkles: i dont speak gibberishwhipped pimp: a c t u a l l yunfunny: shouldnt you guys like idk stop them from killing each otherreal hoe: the rooftop fight is looking bad my boyscuntfuckphin: i would but i dont want renjun to body slam me?salty asscheeks: utter COWARDlong and thin: if theyre in those balls things just throw them out the windowjaehoe: you do realize he can barely pick up a chairmoist furry: which is why he should hit the gym but nOOOOOOO he refusedwig snatcher: i can barely pick up a fucking chopstick so shut the fuck upmcqueen: MOOD yeschengie <3 has changed yutah <3's name to ecchi dickless: excuse meecchi: i breathedecchi: wait are you calling me sexy ;)real hoe: well actually if you can tell by these bloody tissues and- oh-american slave: if he popped a boner its ok i would too but im straight for chittaphonhyuckie kisses: thats not how it worksmarkle sparkles: i think it makes perfect sensehyuckie kisses: but-<3 small moomin <3: hi guys im back cuntfuckphin: yOU ALmOST KILLEd MY BOYFRIEND???emo as fuck: im has died my life has flashed before my eyes...<3 small moomin <3: UwUmoist furry: baby thats- i-thy coward: yall can quit w pet names tyovertaxed mother: guess who's jealous nowthy coward: stfu before i fucking shove my microphone down your throatjaehoe: kinkywhipped pimp: i mean it can also be used as a dildoshark boy: FAJAJAJDJJmcqueen: wouldnt the stretch be painful thoughreal hoe: not rlly if you have pain kink emo as fuck has left the group chatcuntfuckphin has left the group chat<3 small moomin has removed mcqueen from this group chat<3 small moomin <3 has left the group chat overtaxed mother: LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONEovertaxed mother: wait why havent the others lefthyuckie kisses: obviously mark and i are dirtyhyuckie kisses: and uh nomin are dirty as wellovertaxed mother: ithy coward: jeno we're gonna have a talkmoist furry: buT DADamerican slave: bro we've raised them wellmarkle sparkles: i feel more disappointed ever since drippinecchi: that was all on youlong and thin: wAIT WHY DID YANGYANG LEAVEshark boy: he's an innocent soulwig snatcher: i remember when i had a grasp on my innocence until you guys came in : )wig snatcher: sm hires me and then theyre like WELCOME TO THE CREW and i was like oh JOYwig snatcher: they never told me this place was hellhyuckie kisses: well maybe if you read the group nameamerican slave: so is no one gonna add them back unfunny has added emo as fuck, cuntfuckphin, into the group chatunfunny has added mcqueen and <3 small moomin <3 into the group chat <3 small moomin <3: no please let me g o to p e r i s h alonereal hoe: stop being overdramatic it wasnt that badovertaxed mother: actually it WAS badcuntfuckphin: one moment i breathed the next ive been mckickedmarkle sparkles: getting a huge ass headache wowwhipped pimp: take some advilsmarkle sparkles: i cant swallow pillshyuckie kisses: then ill make youyeschengie <3: i mean what usually works is putting pills in the banana and eat itemo as fuck: what if he chokes on the bananalong and thin: then he dieslong and thin: one less member to take care of, right taeyong?overtaxed mother: i-dickless: WHO-real hoe: jOhn's BanAnAsalty asscheeks: ITS MEEEEEEEEemo as fuck: if i remember correctly na is sodium?<3 small moomin <3: no you dumbass its fucking ironemo as fuck: STOP ATTACKING ME I NEARLY FAILED HIGH SCHOOLthy coward: your problem not ourshyuckie kisses: we didnt need yoUR InPUT YOUhyuckie kisses: HONOR STUDENTshark boy: did you seriously forgot to spell honorwhipped pimp: M O O Decchi: i mean thats kinda better than using those THINGS to sweep up dirty ass shit with a broom and into the thing as a RULERwhipped pimp: LISTEN I DIDNT HAVE MY RULER OKwhipped pimp: plus i was able to draw a straight lineunfunny: why couldnt you just- like buy a regular ruler-dickless: this is yukhei we're talking about here he shares the same brain cells as mark who's over there QUACKING IN SEAGULLmcqueen: last time i checked SEAGULLS DONT QUACK???cuntfuckphin: AMERICA EXPLAINmoist furry: i thought seagulls go CAW CAWmarkle sparkles: have you guys NOT seen seagulls beforeovertaxed mother:yeschengie <3:jaehoe:shark boy:mcqueen:cuntfuckphin:emo as fuck:salty asscheeks:whipped pimp:real hoe:<3 small moomin <3:markle sparkles: WOW<3 small moomin <3: i mean you're here so likemarkle sparkles: if i wasnt cuddling hyuck i wouldve been after youamerican slave: ok but seagulls do the sQUARK CAW CAw soundthy coward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lP7K8tf6kT8mcqueen: why is it 10 minutes longreal hoe: AYEEdickless: we didnt ask for youreal hoe: ouchovertaxed mother: so about the video clips from the other night on my birthdayjaehoe: oh godyeschengie <3: do you know how much pain i was in after getting a headache as if someone RAN MY HEAD OVER WITH A FIRETRUCK ABOUT 127 TIMESmarkle sparkles: i see what you did there hehehehyuckie kisses: im still mad we werent allowed to drinkmoist furry: the grudges we hold, we felt betrayed 😔<3 small moomin <3: moreover I CANT BELIEVE YOU SAID AREA 51 DOESNT EXIST LIKE HOW YOU'RE- I-thy coward: if we think logically there's no way aliens can existthy coward: we have never seen them and we are just making all of this up through PURE imagination without seeing it as our proof to support that they existmarkle sparkles:

american slave: im still questioning why they're gonna raid area 51 when its just gonna be some us military air force???american slave: everyone is making a huge deal out of it believing theres aliens or some shit- you shoulda seen whats been around on youtube w all area 51 memesjaehoe: ngl the memes were actually funnycuntfuckphin: ???jaehoe: oh wait i forgot you guys were uneducatedwhipped pimp: we are all deeply OFFENDED<3 small moomin <3: ykw fuck YALL NONBELIEVERS ILL PROVE TO YOU ALL ecchi: good luck with thatmoist furry:moist furry: why are we dating him againsalty asscheeks: dont ask me ask your heart 8:11 PM markle sparkles: i just had my biggest sneeze and almost popped a bonershark boy: ishark boy: thats a fat TMI right thereovertaxed mother: mark what the actual fuckwhipped pimp: dude i dont- i dont think that's possible to pop a boner by sneezingreal hoe: sneezing kink?dickless: that's honestly gross chittaphonecchi: idk how to feel ecchi: mark you honestly need to go to bedmarkle sparkles: but sparkling juice 10:00 PM mcqueen: is it just me or is everyone busy which is why the chat is dead :(shark boy: maybe? come here so we can cuddlemcqueen: mcsad hours :(( overtaxed mother: well i actually want a good night's sleep for onceovertaxed mother: and we've been promoting too much anywayecchi: true that 3:33 AM <3 small moomin <3: finished binge watching supernatural doctor who star trek and even watched predator especially aliens vs predator- oh and also paranormal activities AND all the alien movies and ive come to a fucking CONCLUSION that aliens ghost and supernatural fucking beings DO fucking EXIST but we just haven't seen them yet and we just believe oh hey they dont exist when they can be FUCKING LOOKING DOWN ON US RIGHT NOW RIGHT AT THIS SECOND but no you shits say they dont exist like bitch have yall fucking seen a fuckign UFO no I THINK THE FUCK NOT and like its possible for them to exist in like a multiverse or in another dimension or universe but guess what there's no scientific proof that there is because we dont have advanced technology to do that to explore within space to find out and im literally rocking back and forth in the corner of my bed with salt and cross in my fucking room everywhere with a bible and a ritual demon summoning book with lit candles in a ritual ass circle position with chalk on the floor that ive drawn and im about to summon some shit in my room cuntfuckphin: whY ARE YOU UP I WANT MY SLEEP<3 small moomin <3: FUCK YOUR SLEEP I WILL PROVE MY POINT AND HAVE ACTUAL FUCKIGN EVIDENCEmoist furry: did you seriously watch aliens vs predator because i-<3 small moomin <3: yes i did i was kinda scared shitless but at the same time FASCINATED about xenomorphs especially how they go from eggs to facehuggers and would jump at you latching onto your face and then makes you its hosts and then later just jumps out of your chest and be like BYE BITCH and become an xenomorph and thats just- wow..cuntfuckphin: @dickless mom i'm concerned for renjun and i'm scareddickless: for fucks sake i was having a nice dreamdickless: and RENJUN just go the FUCK to BED PLEASE<3 small moomin <3: I REFUSE hyuckie kisses has changed <3 small moomin <3's name to xenomorpher hyuckie kisses: someone better knock him out before i doxenomorpher: you're just jealous i have better shit to doyeschengie <3: i dont think binge watching paranormal tv shows about space aliens and etc is something you should be proud of- and it's 3 am renjun??xenomorpher: so??? i already lost sleep anyway and my sleep schedule is fucked up after binging everything i could findxenomorpher: now im considering to order some merch :)salty asscheeks: ok let's not-american slave: if this is about aliens they don't e x i s t end of s t o r yxenomorpher: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW ALIENS EXIST especially in area 51 :))))))markle sparkles: renjun sleep please just sleepxenomorpher: not until everyone acknowledges aliens existthy coward: woke up to grab a glass of water and i see this fuckerythy coward: if they do exist where's the evidencexenomorpher: if they don't exist then have you seen them HMMMM??mcqueen: that didn't make sense wait-mcqueen: also YAY the chat is aliveunfunny: and it just so happens that it's at the time when we should be sleepingovertaxed mother: i asked for a one good night sleep fucking hellmarkle sparkles: i mean- they don't exist to begin with if none of us have seen it then that means they don't exist just like how we think about dragons but is there any fossils or proof they have existed? nah now gn xenomorpher: THERE ARE ALIENS IN AREA 51xenomorpher: DONT YOU DARE SAY THERE ISNT OR ELSE ILL EAT YOUR CHILDRENsalty asscheeks: baby i think it's time for you to go to sleep and it's past our bedtimexenomorpher: oh fuck you guys im busy summoning a demon in my roomcuntfuckphin: a WHAT NOWcuntfuckphin: NOT TODAY SATANhyuckie kisses: someone called?thy coward: get outhyuckie kisses: <3xenomorpher: ok FINE i wont summon a demon yet- i'll just try to possess this dollmoist furry: you do realize that's jisung's luigi dollemo as fuck: SO THAT'S WHERE IT WENT AND HOW DID HE GET ITemo as fuck: AND NO YOU'RE NOT GOING TO FUCKING POSSESS MY DOLL I NEED IT TO SLEEPreal hoe: what the actual-ecchi: are they fr-overtaxed mother: it's fine it won't work anyway let's just go to bedmcqueen: ooo lemme record 3:40 AM american slave: you know what's weird? everything's quietmarkle sparkles: yeah but just appreciate it while you still canamerican slave: you're rightdickless: guys what the fuck this is actually scaring me because it's TOO quiet for my liking even though it's peaceful when it's quietwig snatcher: my 7th sense is kicking and something is telling me something is offwig snatcher: way offthy coward: THE FUCK I JUST WOKE UP AGAIN AND NOW I HEAR MULTIPLE SCREAMINGunfunny: what the fuck are THE KIDS DOINGlong and thin: yangyang hasn't come back ever since he went over to the dream'semo as fuck: HOJLY SHITHTU&#(OTLjaehoe: ???real hoe: yo what the fu-cuntfuckphin: JISUNG FUCKING HOLD ME OH M FDovertaxed mother: CHILDREN WHAT'S GOING ON I HEAR SCREAMINGmcqueen: IT'S FUCKING LUIGImcqueen: IT'S FUCKING POSSESSED HELP IT HAS A KNIFEwhipped pimp: I DONT FUCK WITH DEMONS GOODBYEecchi: ok what the fuck you shits pulling off because i want to sleep herexenomorpher: ok so like there may or may not be a possessed luigi doll holding a knife and it has risen up after i finished a verse in the summoning book and now it's fucking cHASING AFTER US BY LEVITATINGmcqueen: [attached video]salty asscheeks: RENJUN THIS IS WHY WE DONT FUCK WITH THE SPIRITS AND GHOSTSxenomorpher: OH SO NOW YOU SHITS BELIEVE THEY EXIST NOW??american slave: are you guys sure there aren't invisible strings on it??emo as fuck: WHY THE FUCK YOU THINK I WOULD HAVE THOSE ON MY DOLL AND WE HAVE NO STRINGS IN THE DORMhyuckie kisses: IT THREW A FUCKING FORK AT MEmoist furry:

moist furry: THIS SHIT FUCKING WILDthy coward: oh fuck no not today im locking my doorunfunny: everyone lock your doors and let them diehyuckie kisses: HOW FUCKING COULD YOU I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEmcqueen: YOU CANT BE SERIOUSxenimorpher: STOP TEXTING AND FUCKING RUNdickless: youve done fucked up mr. huangxenomorpher: actually this is thrilling and would rather see donghyuck die to a possessed doll BUT ITS 3 AM which makes it more FUCKING SPOOKYII*$(Ocuntfuckphin: HE HAS BEEN MCFALLEN GUYSemo as fuck: WHY CANT YOU USE YOUR 2 FEET RATHER THAN LET ME CARRY YOUyeschengie <3: someone slap me awake is this actually happening? our members dying to a fucking dollecchi: actually yes they areovertaxed mother: fuck this im sleepingmoist furry: IS THERE ANY WAY TO MAKE THE DOLL NOT POSSESSED LIKE REVERSING THE SHIThyuckie kisses: if we die i just want to let everyone know that i ate all of chittaphon's lubereal hoe: YOU WHATmarkle sparkles: wow not even an i love you for me markle sparkles: hope you diexenomorpher: actually there is BUT I FUCKING LEFT IT IN MY ROOMemo as fuck: FOR FUCKS SAKEcuntfuckphin: YOU'RE USELESSshark boy: how about you guys don't argue and actually try to not d i ewig snatcher: ^xenomorpher: UGHH you guys distract the doll and ill go to my roommcqueen: GET THE FLEX TAPEmcqueen: wait where's the flex tapejaehoe: in the drawers in the kitchensalty asscheeks: i guess we'll die finally- oh wait the doll just felllong and thin:dickless: this is why we shouldn't leave you kids without supervisionxenomorpher: good thing i can read latin faster than taeyong's rap you little shitsunfunny: since when can you read latinxenomorpher: i learned it while studying supernatural shit OBVIOUSLY and when i had the urge to kill someone by summoning a demon on themecchi:whipped pimp: renjun whymarkle sparkles: what the actual fuckyeschengie <3: i hope you realize we'll be having a talk in the morningxenomorpher: yes mom 😒

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dysfunctional hell
 5:00 AM xenomorpher has left the group chat 5:50 AM cuntfuckphin: shit cuntfuckphin has left the group chat 8:33 AM real hoe: ok what the fuckwig snatcher: what happened?? ecchi: someone better has not pissed in their cereals because damn it's way too early in the morningyeschengie <3:yeschengie <3: ah fuckecchi: what happened sicheng?yeschengie <3: i'll explain later, when the others get on just tell them they're in the wayv dormsyeschengie <3: and chittaphon you'll be staying with usreal hoe: i mean it's not like i had the choice anywayecchi: love breathing this early in the morningwig snatcher: im so confused...ecchi: same but we shouldn't worry about it- actually we should but we'll let them handle itwhipped pimp: AYO WHAT UP- oh-ecchi: supwhipped pimp: why is renjun and chenle in our dorm?ecchi: idk i think they'll be there for a while i guess?? oh and make sure to keep us updatedwhipped pimp: NO PROBLEM 9:11 AM emo as fuck: morning good my bed is fucking empty where's CHENLE and who TOOK HIMsalty asscheeks: our bed is empty too :(overtaxed mother: ah so im assuming everyone is up now?hyuckie kisses: if you count mark texting half asleepmarkle sparkles: yeh im uojaehoe: so mind explaining why they left the group chat?ecchi: well i mean we dont know exactly what happened it was 5 in the morning and they suddenly left with renjun first and 50 minutes later chenle leaving as well and then sicheng just told me that theyll be in the wayv dorms- oh and i dont think he doesn't want anyone to barge inthy coward: ..i guess it's that personal right?american slave: mhmamerican slave: oh yeah while we were resting i saw shit going down on twitterhyuckie kisses: mm yeah bunch of shit including what i said on vlive which was really really ignorant of memarkle sparkles: i sawhyuckie kisses: ik you're probably disappointed in me since im not well educated about sensitive stuff when it comes to culture right?markle sparkles: hyuckieemo as fuck: aaa but it's fine though, we were all acting pretty ignorant too so we should all feel bad, not only youemo as fuck: i just hope we can make an apology video yk?unfunny: this happens sometimes and you know what donghyuck? it's ok because now you've learned your mistake, but sometimes i think a sorry won't be enough to put out the fire you've started from lack of educationhyuckie kisses: ahhh i feel bad- no i feel guilty, real real guilty and idk HOW to express it enough to let them forgive me like ik i'll be sister cancelledmoist furry: you need a hug?hyuckie kisses: im fineamerican slave: the mood here is so gloomy damnovertaxed mother: youngho now isn't the time we have to first resolve every problem that's literally happening in front of us right nowamerican slave: right american slave: as i was saying there was other stuff happening on twitter like a hashtag trending? one of which i saw was about the manager being uh, kinda too touchy and close to jeno?ecchi: the photo looked normal but someone did point it out?thy coward: WHO DO I NEED TO FIGHTmoist furry: haha it's finesalty asscheeks: babe i fucking swear i'll crush you into a bear hug >:(moist furry: no it's fine but more importantly im still pissed that they just left renjun all alone with no umbrella- like have you seen what he was wearing? he wore such a thin sHIRT AND NO JACKETmoist furry: idk what MADE THEM THINK IT WAS OK TO LEAVE HIM THERE LIKE THAT AND BE LIKE OH LOL YOU HAVE TO GO TO THE OTHER CAR xDDD bY YOURSELF emo as fuck: if chenle was here he would've kicked some assesmarkle sparkles: oh hell mama kun and sicheng WOULD do the ass kickingovertaxed mother: are they out of their fucking minds what if he could've gotten sick and i dont give a fuck if they were your manager especially that lady she was being too close for your liking and??????wig snatcher: i think we all know that in the very beginning sm is a snakehyuckie kisses: FR LIKE I MAY BE A SLY SNAKE BUT SM IS MUCH MORE SNAKER THAN ALL OF US COMBINED on a negative connotation because we are the COOL snakessalty asscheeks: how does that make sense first of aLL-thy coward: well i'm just glad donghyuck is back to his usual self- but for any of you guys don't be afraid to come talk to one of us alrightunfunny: ^we don't bite and we're willing to comfort y'allamerican slave: how touchingthy coward: also jeno you can always talk to me alright i'm your legal guardian father figure because i adopted your assmoist furry: are you sure that's how it works-thy coward: yesmoist furry: alright 😊unfunny: what is this wet liquid coming out of my eyesunfunny: did i witness a father and son bondovertaxed mother: yes you did and it's the most beautiful thing ever even though everyone is a shithead hereecchi: weak mfsjaehoe: says the one who's also cryingecchi: i just miss SICHENG SHUT THE FUCK UPjaehoe: it's ok there's such thing as manly tearsemo as fuck: the chat is barely alive because half of nct are in wayv dorms rn :,(emo as fuck: and i miss chenle TThyuckie kisses: by twice B)emo as fuck: just whysalty asscheeks: i'm worried nono :covertaxed mother: like i said they'll be fine we just gotta give them timeunfunny: how long exactlyjaehoe: it could take the entire day it just depends yk while the nct group chat was trying to keep themselves alive, all of the chinese members were huddled in kun's room watching some disney movies to soothe renjun who was clinging onto sicheng tightly as if he didn't want him to go. as much as the older appreciated the younger clinging onto him, the thought upset him because he was never this clingy and only yuta was very very clingy to him. by the looks of it, he was nearly on the verge of a breakdown and to calm him down, he decided to run his fingers through his hair gently and occasionally massaging his scalp. renjun calmed down but his grip on his shirt was still firm, but not as tight when he came crashing in the dorms. once the movie, mulan, ended and the credits screen was up, everyone from the floor stretched their sore limbs after not moving.chenle glanced over and noticed that renjun was asleep already and he nudged sicheng, "he's asleep, ge."the said boy continued to pet his hair and looked down to see the boy to be asleep. he sighed rather loudly, catching everyone's attention. chittaphon turned to face him from his beanbag and rose an eyebrow. "something wrong?""i don't know. it's just that he's been through so much shit and we've been through shit as well," sicheng shrugged and managed to pry renjun's tight grip on him to lay him down on kun's bed. he gave him a pillow as a replacement and watched him hug the pillow for his dear life."i can agree on that it's just because of some dumb politics- which is why i failed at that subject," yangyang unwrapped a cherry-flavored lollipop and stuck it in his mouth, sucking on it."but you didn't?" dejun quirked an eyebrow and he received a light swat on the shoulder by the other boy."let me believe."as they lightly bickered, chenle fiddled with his fingers and stared down at his lap. the feeling of guilt and also sadness clouded his mind, especially his heart. why? because he felt like he wasn't a good friend and didn't comfort the older chinese boy enough and he was also sad that he and they themselves had to be mistreated. he didn't know why but it must involve with the current issue between two countries. but they weren't the only ones though, it was just the company managing them was shit and some managers were jerks- or acted like one or so he thought. the first time this had happened in a dream vlive, it felt like renjun was just being targeted, but why? he shook those thoughts out of his head and closed his eyes, taking deep breaths. it's fine, they can get through this.the room was silent once the ending credits were done and when the dvd was taken out by kunhang. he began looking for another movie through their dvd collections while everyone was resting on their beanbags. or more like chittaphon, yukhei, and dejun hogging the beanbags."is anyone up for peter pan?" kunhang pulled out a dvd case that had a cartoonish cover of a boy in all green, the fancy font that said 'peter pan' on it stretched across the cover on the very top. everyone agreed to peter pan and his lips cracked into a small grin until when he noticed chenle who was distracted in his own thoughts. "chenle?"the orange-haired boy heard his name being called and he snapped out of his train of thoughts, looking up from his lap to see kunhang look at him with concerned eyes. the quiet boy flashed him a small smile, "sorry, i was distracted. anyway, yeah we can watch peter pan!"while the latter was putting the dvd in, kun approached him and sat next to him. he bought his hand to rest on his back as in a comfortable gesture that made the smaller feel better now that he had company. it was obvious he could see through his facade by the way he looked at him with his motherly like gaze."what's wrong?"just by that simple question being thrown at him, it took the last tape of his facade that restrained it from crumbling into pieces. his facade shattered and the boy looked even more depressed. the eldest rubbed his back in a circular motion to soothe him and did whatever he could to comfort the dolphin boy from crying or anything of a sort. it was a first time to see the brightest member to be bought down to a somber state. it made him worried. chenle rested his cheek on the palm of his hand while his elbow was stabbing into his thigh. on the television, peter pan was starting along with the initial theme song filling the silent room. while the other members were distracted, except for sicheng who had also come to his side to comfort him, he began to rant lowly in his mother tongue. the two older chinese males quietly listened to his rants and stayed quiet once he finished his full rant that he had been keeping to himself. they nodded, showing that they understood the boy and it made him relieved and as if a heavy boulder was lifted from his shoulders that had been burdening him ever since the whole issue had happened recently.an hour had passed of everyone now watching peter pan from beginning to end with some boys occasionally standing up to grab things to eat or drink. or using the restroom. when the movie ended, the movie disc was removed from the movie player and all of them had agreed to turn the television off and to just focus on having a group talk so the atmosphere wasn't as tense or suffocating. the beanbag users moved theirs across the floor to form a semi-circle and the others scooted on the floor to form a circle as well. yangyang was laying on his stomach with his elbows propping him up and he lightly kicked in the air with his feet, almost like how your average teenager would lay on their bed and talk over the phone. he popped another lollipop into his mouth and threw another unwrapped lollipop at yukhei who craved for lemon lollipops all of a sudden."so how are you feeling, chenle? you were very out of it when we were watching our movies," dejun wanted to make sure that he was okay, he couldn't stand it when someone in their group was sad or even bothered by the slightest. he laid on his back on the yellow beanbag and his field of vision was viewed in an upside-down angle. the thai boy who was next to him was sipping his cup of tea with his legs crossed. chenle, who sat with his legs in a criss-cross position, lightly chuckled and rubbed the back of his nape."yeah, i'm fine now thanks to kun and sicheng ge!"yukhei smiled, with the big fat grin that represented a happy puppy, "glad to hear you're feeling better, man.""so like... i know renjun is a little shit but will he be okay?" chittaphon piped up. of course, he wasn't the only one who was worried. even if he was a hoe for tea and drama, in reality, he still cared for every member in nct. this made kun smirk a little."i didn't know you were that kind of person to worry over someone.""oh shut up."since the once thick atmosphere turned into a more bright and vibrant one, chenle took his phone out to text into the group chat until he realized that he left the group chat at five in the morning. hyuckie kisses has renamed the group chat to let's disown sm markle sparkles: that's more like itemo as fuck: so are we doing this while everyone else is out getting pancakes for ussalty asscheeks: yes salty asscheeks: we need to take action and strike first, therefore, we disown this shit placemoist furry: but doesn't this provide us roof and foodhyuckie kisses: YOU DARE OBJECT USmoist furry: no-markle sparkles: yall are scaring himemo as fuck: sucks to be himmoist furry: you asking for a death wish kidsalty asscheeks: no violence jenhoemoist furry: :(moist furry: anyway what time is it now i've lost sense in timehyuckie kisses: don't we all jenomarkle sparkles: you know you can just read from your phone right-emo as fuck: sorry i have dumbphiliamarkle sparkles: ugh fine it's 11:11 right nowemo as fuck: should've been 4:20moist furry: 420 BLAZE ITsalty asscheeks: what did i tell you about memeshyuckie kisses: i just realized we were supposed to plan on disowning smemo as fuck: first we kill the managersmoist furry: i don't think that's necessarysalty asscheeks: of COURSE it's necessary honey bun she touched what was MINEhyuckie kisses: no need to be possessivesalty asscheeks: says the one who would glare at any fans who would try to get mark's attentionhyuckie kisses: now that's a different story-markle sparkles:markle sparkles: moving alongmarkle sparkles: anyway i don't need any of you dumbasses to be charged for mass murdermoist furry: ...moist furry: then we burn the building :)markle sparkles: jeno-overtaxed mother: kids we're back with pancakesecchi: what did we just walk intohyuckie kisses: oh uh h i thy coward: if you guys are planning to murder people at least get some gloves, bleach, old outfit that youre gonna throw out, alibi, oversized shoes, mask, and a burnable weaponjaehoe: why do you know of thisamerican slave: ^markle sparkles:moist furry:thy coward: what?unfunny: i won't askwig snatcher: i wanna help too!!ecchi: im pretty sure yukhei won't let youwig snatcher: he's not here is hewhipped pimp: actually-hyuckie kisses: YUKHEIIIIIIIIIemo as fuck: wow you're actually not deadwhipped pimp: nah we were just watching movies. we just finished peter pansalty asscheeks: how's renjun and chenle?whipped pimp: oh they're A-OKovertaxed mother: that's good to hearreal hoe: YOUR BITCH IS BACKthy coward: ew we don't want youreal hoe: and we don't want you either so what's newhyuckie kisses: oHHHHHHHHthy coward: this is bullyingecchi: sufferreal hoe: anyway kun will be adding them back in if he isn't fuckin pissing rn @dicklessunfunny: why can't you just add them yourselfreal hoe: there's this thing called being lazy dearamerican slave: this is why i regret dating a midgetreal hoe: watch your MOUTHmarkle sparkles: actually i don't think its possible to watch your mouth since we can only see our noses in our perspective but not our nose but we can look into the mirror and see our mouth- although you can look at your reflection on your phonejaehoe: we didn't ask for your inputhyuckie kisses: hayeschengie <3: lazy ass bitch yeschengie <3 has added xenomorpher and cuntfuckphin into the group chat ecchi: SICHENGGGecchi: I WANT CUDDLES I MISS YOUyeschengie <3: nowig snatcher: felt thatemo as fuck: felt thatecchi: :(moist furry: @xenomorpher @cuntfuckphincuntfuckphin: I HAVE RISENcuntfuckphin:

emo as fuck: what the FUCK LELEovertaxed mother: now i already want him to be kicked outcuntfuckphin: roodyeschengie <3: that's my child you're talking about bitchdickless: i just finished pissing what the fuck is going onecchi: that was a long pissmcqueen: i would like to clarify that kun ran out of toilet paperreal hoe: SO YOU WERE SHITTINGunfunny: nastydickless: WHATdickless: DONT YOU GUYS CLEAN YOUR DICKS AFTER YOU PISSamerican slave: actually now thinking about it-overtaxed mother: fuck no not in this householdemo as fuck:emo as fuck: mom i wanna leavemoist furry: everyday we stray further away from godhyuckie kisses: is renjun fucking dead @xenomorphersalty asscheeks: @xenomorpher injunniiieeeeeexenomorpher: the fuck you dipshits wantlong and thin: don't mind him he just woke up ;;hyuckie kisses: wow i guess it's THAT time of the monthxenomorpher: i'll strangle your soul out of your bodyshark boy: wait didn't someone say there were pancakesunfunny: yeah and there's only 10 pieces leftcuntfuckphin:cuntfuckphin: I CALL DIBS ON 5whipped pimp: I THINK THE FUCK NOTcuntfuckphin: yOU HAD A LOLLIPOP I HAVENT HAD ANYTHINGwig snatcher: now now-ecchi: sicheng if you dont come to my room this instance i'll be sadyeschengie <3: betmoist furry: renjunnnn are you ok now?xenomorpher: peachy with a side of saltsalty asscheeks: :(emo as fuck: lele i have some pancakes we can share-thy coward: OH jeno i have something for youmoist furry: wymthy coward: come to the kitchendickless: hey are you ok now? do you want to sleep some more?xenomorpher: nah, i'm goodmarkle sparkles: korean?mcqueen: neinmarkle sparkles: o hovertaxed mother: ah renjun so i've heard what happened... i'll make sure to have a talk with her alright?xenomorpher: thanks taeyong :) but it still won't help the fact i'm still salty and i have an intent to kill a bitchreal hoe: i raised him well as you can tellsalty asscheeks: cmon let's cuddle it all out <3xenomorpher: uwulong and thin: so like are we still going to burn sm down?

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let's disown sm
 cuntfuckphin has changed emo as fuck's name to naked chickennaked chicken has changed cuntfuckphin's name to toasted fish toasted fish: JISUNG PARK I HOPE YOU FUCKING CHOKE ON A PIECE OF VEGEMITEthy coward: IM TRYING TO FUCKING SLEEP KEEP IT DOWNnaked chicken: FUCK YOU I BREATHED???toasted fish: SURE YOU FUCKING DIDnaked chicken: WHAT DID I EVEN DO YOU PILLOCKtoasted fish: OH SO YOU CALLING ME STUPIDtoasted fish: YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S ACTING DUMB HERE I KNOW WHAT YOU DID american slave: what in the NAME OF HADES KIDSmarkle sparkles: my nap is ruined i hope you guys have a good explanationtoasted fish: HE!! TOOK!! MY!! LAST!! RAMEN!!!!!!xenomorpher: you guys are fighting over ramen? seriously chenle?toasted fish: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW RAMEN IS LOVE AND IS LIFE AND I'D DIE FOR IT BUT JISHIT OVER HERE BE FUCKING STEALING MY GODDAMN RAMEN WHEN I WAS CRAVING FOR SOME RATHER THAN FUCKING WITH THE QUESO LIKE YOONOH DIDdickless: CALM THE FUCK DOWN CHENLE BEFORE I SMACK YOUmcqueen: ICH HABE ANGSTovertaxed mother: WHY IS EVERYONE SCREAMING IN KOREAN CHINESE AND NOW GERMANovertaxed mother: HOW MUCH FUCKIGN W A T E R DO I NEED TO DRINK unfunny: this is live and taeyong is having seizuresshark boy: yangie calm down-
mcqueen: N E I N !!!!salty asscheeks: what a beautiful daynaked chicken: TELL CHENLE I DIDN'T EAT HIS RAMENtoasted fish: OH??? BUT WHY WAS THERE A FUCKING EMPTY BOWL OF RAMEN IN Y O U R ROOMnaked chicken: I DON'T REMEMBER EATING ANYTHINGtoasted fish: LIESwhipped pimp: guys-ecchi: now let's be logical here-hyuckie kisses: there's no such thing as logic when there are dumbasses surrounding mexenomorpher: says you??hyuckie kisses: i'm this close to shoving my pointy shoes up your virgin assholemoist furry: MARK CONTROL YOUR MANreal hoe: 1. kinky 2. this is some nice TEA right hereovertaxed mother: FUCK YOUR TEA WE ARE IN A CRISIS HEREtoasted fish: I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE THE ELECTRIC CHAIR THAT'S IN SM'S BASEMENTjaehoe: excuse me WHATovertaxed mother: WHATamerican slave: you guys didn't know?markle sparkles: should've used that shit on myself long and thin: hey don't think like thatmarkle sparkles: not when THIS is happening kunhangnaked chicken: BUT I! DIDNT! EAT! YOUR! RAMEN!yeschengie <3: first of all who the fuck ate chenle's ramentoasted fish: YEAHyeschengie <3: secondly shut the fuck up chenletoasted fish: :(wig snatcher: let's play detectives :Dsalty asscheeks: suddenly i got flashbackstoasted fish: I WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT THE LAST TIME IVE SEEN MY RAMEN after that selfish bitch ate it IT WAS AROUND 1 PMthy coward: and where were you exactlytoasted fish: taking out the trash because RENJUN forced me to since it was my turnxenomorpher: i mean am i lyinghyuckie kisses: WELLxenomorpher: i'll chop your dick LEE DONGHYUCKwig snatcher: now when did you notice the ramen was gone?toasted fish: 4:25 bc i wasn't craving ramen yetwig snatcher: now who was around the kitchen from 1 pm to 4:25 pm?jaehoe: taeyong was around the kitchen to cook foodovertaxed mother: YOU SUSPECTING ME NOWthy coward: yesovertaxed mother: NOtoasted fish: i trust you uwutoasted fish: NOW WHO ELSEmarkle sparkles: i was also in the kitchen but i only got there by 3:27 to get apple juicewhipped pimp: aPPle JuICEshark boy: yUKHEI NO-markle sparkles: but i also saw dongyoung and renjunxenomorpher: and then jisung went lasttoasted fish: ..wig snatcher: so what were you all doing in the kitchen 👃👃thy coward: getting food from taeyong?overtaxed mother: more like you STOLE THE CHEESEjaehoe: QUESO??yeschengie <3: fucking with a cheese thats that quesonaked chicken: ooo what's for lunchtoasted fish: DONT CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU SLY HOEnaked chicken: FUCKING PRICK I'LL STOMP YOUtoasted fish: TRY MEdickless: im not afraid to LOCK YOU FERALS IN A ROOMmcqueen: we would like to see you tryxenomorpher: i was playing pokemon go and saw rayquaza in the kitchen on the fridge-salty asscheeks: you still play POKEMON GO?hyuckie kisses: WHAT ARE YOU? 5??dickless: hey hey don't BULLY MY FAVORITE CHILDtoasted fish: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR FAVORITE CHILDxenomorpher: OK YOU KNOW WHAT I HATE THIS FUCKING HOUSEHOLDxenomorpher: JENO CHALLENGED ME AND I ACCEPTED ITamerican slave: im getting a headachereal hoe: is no one gonna question how renjun managed to reach on the fridgetoasted fish: SO WHAT ABOUT YOU JISUNG? HMMMM????naked chicken: I WAS GETTIGN CHOCOLATExenomorpher: i hope you choke on youngho's dickreal hoe: been there done thatmarkle sparkles: NASTEEovertaxed mother: i can confirm that because we're missing 1 hershey bar AND SHUT THE FUCK UPtoasted fish: ..ohwig snatched: case closedecchi: you can always buy more ramenmcqueen: yeah!! we can go buy ramen together if you want :)toasted fish: :D LETS GOdickless: ffs i'll be taking the kids to the store and don't traumatize taeyong againunfunny: he thought they were gonna break up over ramen and it was hilariousovertaxed mother: fUCK OFF TAEILwhipped pimp: i mean i would too except i'm busy w jungwoohyuckie kisses: no one askedamerican slave: ^wig snatcher: fuck y'allsalty asscheeks: remember when jungwoo came into the group chat and he was purereal hoe: nah naked chicken: we tainted him what do you expect from usthy coward: idk maybe some SANITY? but no we're left with bunch of animals that should belong in the zooshark boy: and i think you belong in the wildthy coward: EXCUSE M-jaehoe: he aint wrongxenomorpher: so nana do you want more ramen? :3salty asscheeks: YETH uwulong and thin: ohamerican slave: who's gonna snitch on himxenomorpher: it's alright he won't find outtoasted fish: HUANG RENJUN YOU LITTLE FUCKERxenomorpher: GOTTA LUHANmcqueen:whipped pimp: so who will pay for the funeralhyuckie kisses: i sure as hell won't not wasting my money on something smalljaehoe: you do realize you'll also be killed as wellxenomorpher: I HEARD THAT AND I HOPE YOU CHOKEnaked chicken: can someone bring me more hershey barsmoist furry: i would but my legs said nonaked chicken: you're literally NEAR the kitchenmoist furry: andnaked chicken: AND I'M FAR AWAY FROM THE KITCHENmarkle sparkles: fuck y'all lazy asses i'll get itreal hoe: mark? being nice??? what kind of universe are we living inmarkle sparkles: FUCK OFFsalty asscheeks: he never acted that nice to us :(unfunny: wait a second i just realizedunfunny: renjun asked jaemin if he wants more ramen but that was the last ramenxenomorpher:shark boy: HE HAS A STASH OF RAMEN IN HIS ROOMxenomorpher: DEJUN I TRUSTED YOUmoist furry: insert taemin yelling and throwing his phone at the wallwhipped pimp: you're so dead when he gets homedickless: alright we're heading back nowtoasted fish: i'm giving you 10 minutes to go hide before i skin youovertaxed mother: well isn't that l o v e l yecchi: he just drank 2 bottles of vodkathy coward: ISN'T LOVELYmoist furry: ALL ALONEthy coward: HEART MADE OF GLASSwig snatcher: MY MIND OF STONEthy coward: TEAR ME TO PIECESmarkle sparkles: SKIN TO BONEamerican slave: HELLOjaehoe: WELCOME HOMEyeschengie <3: ok first of all whyyeschengie <3: second of all how does jungwoo and jeno know englishnaked chicken: hrvy happenedreal hoe: AHH i remember real hoe: wasn't there a drama with norenmin and how hrvy and renjun were closeunfunny: tragiclong and thin: here we go againhyuckie kisses: that will never get old like yOU SHOULD'VE SEEN NOMin bITCH tHEY werE ALL oVER RENJUN AND WOULDN'T LET HIM LEAVEovertaxed mother: i hate how you guys make my suffering relate to a song what the fuck guysecchi: i think that's enough alcohol for youovertaxed mother: NOxenomorpher: i got some ramensalty asscheeks: YAYmoist furry: why not me :(dickless: ok we're hometoasted fish: gexenomorpher: shitxenomorpher: well would you look at the time i need tO GO TO THE BATHROPWE:LGBHWGO*#*("?./wig snatcher: is he deadshark boy: 99% 7:47 PM ecchi: ok so perhaps i got a virus on my computeramerican slave: may i ask whyunfunny: lol i wouldn't be surprised if the virus came from porn or smthmarkle sparkles: LMAOOOO that happens a lot to ppl i hung w before i got hereecchi:yeschengie <3: yuta?unfunny: ohamerican slave: OHreal hoe: i heard PORN IVE BEEN CALLEDdickless: stfuecchi: LISTEN ecchi: I DIDN'T HAVE AD BLOCK ON AND ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON SHIT AND NOW I PROBABLY HAVE A VIRUS???naked chicken: you're dumbmarkle sparkles: ^overtaxed mother: this is why you have ad block on guysxenomorpher: whenever i try to watch moomin on a free site it gives me shit but ad block helps ::) ecchi has changed overtaxed mother's name to ad blocker ad blocker: kinda better than any previous usernames ill take itecchi: anyways what do i dO WITH THE VIRUShyuckie kisses: you destroy your computerwhipped pimp: use medicinelong and thin: i don't think that's how it works whipped pimp: but it's a virusjaehoe: actually its a computer virus- like digitalwhipped pimp: then digital medicine?toasted fish: i don't think that's how it worksecchi: ugh i'll just try to delete the virus brbmoist furry: oh wowshark boy: im going to sleep too tired of this shithyuckie kisses: isn't anyone 4:20 AM hyuckie kisses: 420hyuckie kisses: BLAZE IThyuckie kisses: shit im boredhyuckie kisses: now what's a me thing i would do at this ungodly hourhyuckie kisses: oh right hyuckie kisses has changed dickless's name to leechaiyapornkunhyuckie kisses has changed yeschengie <3's name to porn bothyuckie kisses has changed whipped pimp's name to dingleberrieshyuckie kisses has changed moist furry's name to jenonymous hyuckie kisses: ah much betterxenomorpher: wtf you doing uphyuckie kisses: well let's see i had coke with ice creamxenomorpher:xenomorpher: why would you do that to yourselfhyuckie kisses: i mean it tastes good so it's fine- except the fact i feel like my limbs are gonna run a fucking mile for every 0.5 secondsad blocker: this is an ungodly hour to talk GO THE FUCK TO BEDnaked chicken: thanks my fat ringtoner went offreal hoe: ai sucks to be youporn bot: why is my name porn bot i-leechaiyapornkun: it could've been worse i mean have you seen minejenonymous: @thy coward WHAT DO YOU MEAN IF I WANT TO PLAY EXPLODING KITTENSjenonymous: IT INVOLVES EXPLODING CATS. KITTENS. KITTIES.jenonymous: AND ITS 4 AM AND I DONT WANT TO KILL ANIMALSthy coward: jeno-jenonymous: nO I refuSead blocker: who's gonna tell jeno that it's a gamejenonymous: whAT???porn bot: well you seeporn bot: exploding kittens is a card game and basically everyone is trying to avoid to have the bomb explode on them toasted fish: YEAH it's a fun game!!xenomorpher: i hate it with burning passionmarkle sparkles: hey it's ok i lose to a lot of games tooxenomorpher: i don't wanna be related to youmarkle sparkles: oW?jenonymous: are you sure we're not killing catssalty asscheeks: sweetie it's only a card game, i can teach you if you wantdingleberries: I WANNA PLAYmcqueen: i think everyone wants towig snatcher: let's go to the main and set a table up :Dunfunny: is everyone going to ignore the fact ITS 4 IN THE MORNINGecchi: idk what's wrong w that i woke up to get some midnight snackamerican slave: same and i managed to make myself a snack with some cheese and paprikaad blocker: what kind of fucking combination of fOOD IS THATad blocker: nasty ass shitamerican slave: it's actually pretty good ive had worse like vegemitelong and thin: one time i accidentally had vegemite stuck in my nosehyuckie kisses: so how was the smell of vegemitelong and thin: it was horriblejaehoe: HEY THAT'S CHEATINGmarkle sparkles: THIS IS ONLY THE PRACTICE ROUNDnaked chicken: knowing well with all 21 of us in 1 room we're all bound to cheatreal hoe: then why not add in cheatsjenonymous: wAIT BUT IM STILL A NEWBIE AT THIS GAME PLEASEshark boy: no you must sufferxenomorpher: this is gonna be funleechaiyapornkun: the last time you've said that you flipped the table overxenomorpher:unfunny: i don't blame him

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 jenonymous: i think i dislocated my joints from the choreonaked chicken: i look like a skinny CHICKEN TRYING TO OPERATE LEGSxenomorpher: at least i won't feel as small anymorejenonymous: tHATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT HOW COULD YOUxenomorpher: :)hyuckie kisses: while you guys are complaininghyuckie kisses: can we just talk about mark's vlivetoasted fish: in fact i love how he started his vlive as the fans were on the music bank livestream JSKKDKDKhyuckie kisses: no not thatsalty asscheeks: the one where he went after jeno's jsmrjenonymous: i infact feel intimidated MY BUSINESS IS BEING TARGETEDnaked chicken: since when did you have a business i thought you were an idolxenomorpher: nah he's just always busy trying to be a fucking ASMR YOUTUBERjenonymous: NOT MY FAULT I WAS TRYING TO KEEP OUR CHANNEL ALIVEhyuckie kisses: THAT WAS MONTHS AGO WHEN WE WERE BUSY WITH HRVYxenomorpher: MY MAN BROsalty asscheeks: aHEMxenomorpher: ngl he's hot but cute at the same time salty asscheeks: i-toasted fish: TEA naked chicken: JAJJDKDKDKKF O Hhyuckie kisses: GUYS BACK ON THE TOPIC HEREhyuckie kisses: as i was saying hyuckie kisses: there was a comment that was in english but my ass can't read so renjunxenomorpher: i think it said "fix your hat if you hate sm"hyuckie kisses: YEAH THAT AND I FUCKING CACKLED AND FELLjenonymous: he fell off the couch before so yes he didnaked chicken: but it could've been a coincidence rightxenomorpher: we damn know well that everyone hates sm LOWKEYtoasted fish: right???? and plus idfk if you were trying to find your airpods or you were actually left out in the rain hhhhxenomorpher: oh wellsalty asscheeks: but first of all why is this chat even alive this has been dead ever since we were practicing for our comebackhyuckie kisses: oh i almost forgothyuckie kisses: so since it's mark's birthdaynaked chicken: oh nohyuckie kisses: hushhyuckie kisses: so i was thinking maybe we can throw a mini party in our dorm like the dream dormxenomorpher: yes yes we know which dorm we're not dumbsalty asscheeks: ok well we kinda share 1/2 the brain cells toasted fish: i hate that it's SO truehyuckie kisses: ok so it's not going to be a BIG party just a mini onenaked chicken: CAN WE PLAY PUBG WITH HIMxenomorpher: yk i never got the chance to play with all of you ever since i nearly broke my neck because of someonesalty asscheeks: DONT LOOK AT ME YOU DECIDED TO DO IThyuckie kisses: ALRIGHT so we should set up a gaming station, the food like the snacks yk, free time, and just in general a "spending 24 hours with mark" dayjenonymous: that should be funtoasted fish: nostalgia be likexenomorpher: im surprised you know such big vocabularytoasted fish: same, sametoasted fish: HEY WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN 
let's burn sm
 ad blocker: and that's how we managed to scare chittaphon shitlessreal hoe: IT WAS A DICK MOVE OF YOU HOOLIGANSlong and thin: just like its ownerreal hoe: the fuck you just say to me you little shitholethy coward: i mean i agree on that statementporn bot: oh so that's why we found him coming into our dorm and hide under the bed until 1 amad blocker: pretty much real hoe: I STILL HATE YOU FOR THATjaehoe: fruits aren't that scary ecchi: unless you choke on the seedswig snatcher: how about we don't scare him any further-?leechaiyapornkun: according to google there's a deadly fruit which is ackee and it looks...dingleberries: wackmcqueen: tHE SEEDS LOOKS SO BULGED OUT SHJDJJD EWreal hoe: THIS IS WHY I DONT TRUST FRUITSunfunny: so you're saying that you're not afraid of seafood either? blowfish? pufferfish?american slave: aren't they the same thingshark boy: are they though are they reallymarkle sparkles: ok but that watermelon was GOOD shit right theremarkle sparkles: watermelon cubes bite sizedingleberries: now im hungry tHANKS A LOT MANwig snatcher: we have plenty of food you're fine-dingleberries: you forgot that im in the wayv dorms AND the fridge is literally empty aflong and thin: who's even in charge of grocery shopping IM STARVING and only have chips :,(porn bot: this wouldnt be a problem if you're not HOGGING ALL OF THE SNACKS.long and thin: IT'S ONLY 3 BAGS OF CHIPSmcqueen: now it's 2 bc i have the bbq chipslong and thin: SINCE WHEN THE-unfunny:leechaiyapornkun: well anywaysad blocker: huh speaking of whichad blocker: have you guys seen the 6 dumbassesmarkle sparkles: which dumbassesad blocker: the dumbasses in diapersmarkle sparkles: OHHH themmarkle sparkles: uh idk i've been kicked out a long ass time ago and they've been quiet latelyamerican slave: i mean im expecting them to suddenly barge into the chat with yelling as alwaysecchi: oh well they're probably doing some group activities to strengthen their friendshipthy coward: what's FRIENDSHIP again?ecchi: ok you know what-jaehoe: he ain't wrong there's no such thing as friendship in here when everyone is already at each other's throatsporn bot: true but sadreal hoe: well then we should tag themreal hoe: @naked chicken @salty asscheeks @xenomorpher @toasted fish @jenonymous @hyuckie kissesleechaiyapornkun: i don't think it's workingreal hoe: YOU THINKdingleberries: wait i got this guysshark boy: what are you doing yukheimcqueen: why does he have a stereo- wait why is he going on youtube on his phonead blocker: I SEE YOUwig snatcher: im gonna assume that he played bossjaehoe: is that supposed to make chenle rap even if it's from all the way at the dream dormsporn bot: well you would be surprisedunfunny: it's the power of nct u that sm didnt bother to bring it back aliveamerican slave: wait but how do you know chenle is rapping ittoasted fish: I'M THE BOSS TO THE WORLD toasted fish: GOOSE GOOSExenomorpher: DAMMIT CHENLEad blocker: well hello there childrenhyuckie kisses: who u againad blocker: iecchi: the amount of disrespect right as they enter real hoe: now what are y'all fuckers planning nownaked chicken: nothing?dingleberries: im sorry but even i can lie better than that-naked chicken: nobody asked for ur input jaehoe: O Hporn bot: anyway why were you guys quietxenomorpher: yesporn bot: RENJUNleechaiyapornkun: what if it's confidentialmarkle sparkles: what-hyuckie kisses: ughhyuckie kisses: anyway we're almost done so dwshark boy: ????wig snatcher: is this a surprise or something?unfunny: i mean it's mark's birthday after all so most likely 99%markle sparkles: OOO I LIKE SURPRISESmarkle sparkles: actually i dontmarkle sparkels: the last time i had a surprise i had whipped cream slammed into my facemcqueen: but it was good though rightmarkle sparkles: NOmarkle sparkles: YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS TO WASH THE WHIPPED CREAM OUT OF YOUR NOSTRILS WITHOUT SNORKELING THE WATER UP YOUR NOSEjaehoe: it wasn't THAT badecchi: you could've gotten something worse like having whipped cream kicked into your dickmarkle sparkles: HOW IS THAT A SURPRISEporn bot: well?toasted fish: i think i crushed my footjenonymous: it's better to have a hammer destroy your footnaked chicken: CHENLE THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD LET OTHER PEOPLE HELP YOUtoasted fish: NOT MY FAULT THIS WEIGHED LIKE 35 POUNDSmarkle sparkles: excuse me WHATthy coward: now i'm genuinely concerned?dingleberries: tf you guys doing i wanna joinsalty asscheeks: how about a nodingleberries: :( didn't have to do me dirty like thatwig snatcher: it's ok bb :)american slave: ok but like it's literally 6 what are you guys even doingad blocker: it better not be some drugs shit because i swear to FU-hyuckie kisses: dw it's not drugshyuckie kisses: we kinda have alcoholad blocker:

american slave: WHY MExenomorpher: but it's ok only us legal young adults can drink chensung won't drink they'll drink orange juicenaked chicken: NO FUNthy coward: IM NOT ALLOWING JENO TO DRINK FUCK TO THE NOjenonymous: im grown now pls-unfunny: not like we can baby them forever so leechaiyapornkun: maybe sometimesunfunny:salty asscheeks: ok fine we won't drink, happy?jenonymous: that's fine we can drink sparkling waterad blocker: that's much better 7:59 PM hyuckie kisses: MARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRrKKKKuSSSSsmarkle sparkles: never call me that againhyuckie kisses: and you still let me bc you love me ;)markle sparkles: are you sure abt that?hyuckie kisses:naked chicken:

toasted fish: just whyad blocker: who raised this kidad blocker: who infiltrated him with memesjaehoe:american slave:real hoe:ad blocker: I FUCKING SWEAR-real hoe: AYE CALM YOUR TITTIES we didn't do too much damage on himreal hoe: but the rest of yall all participated at some pointporn bot: you're not wrong since everyone here is dumb and are people on crackdingleberries: felt that in my soulmarkle sparkles: wait why did you even call me first of allhyuckie kisses: well maybe if you listenedmarkle sparkles: I AM RIGHT NOWxenomorpher: basically you should come back to the dream dormshyuckie kisses: RENJUNjenonymous: we held a small party for all 7 of usnaked chicken: yeah since it's been a while since we all hung out as all 7salty asscheeks: ^ecchi: the dreamies? acting nice for once?american slave: that's a huge shockermarkle sparkles: guys i-markle sparkles:

hyuckie kisses: hurry the fuck up before we celebrate by ourselves we don't nEED YOUR ASS TO BE CRYING IN 127 DORMS dingleberries: if only sm made me debut with dreamreal hoe: hell nah your tree looking ass is too tallthy coward: they would literally look like ants next to you yukheidingleberries: but-ad blocker: just be glad that you were able to perform with them in dubaidingleberries: i still have the video saved deep in my filesleechaiyapornkun: you should be in our dorms to see how much he's been replaying that shit in the middle of 3 am and cry over itad blocker: i'd rather notjaehoe: ^unfunny: ^ecchi: ^thy coward: ^plus i don't need to witness him cry loudlywig snatcher: sadly i have to deal with him- but i also love him uwu he's big softiereal hoe: aw how wholesome. grossmcqueen: honestly i feel like if he keeps it up i dont think im gonna be able to sleep at all and even dejun would feel the same pain as melong and thin: i think at this point no one is ever going to get sleepporn bot: the one time i want sleep tbhmarkle sparkles: THEY FR HAVE GAMING STATION AND WE'RE PLAYING PUBGthy coward: oh my godunfunny: better than fort... somethingamerican slave: fortnite?american slave: that shit haunts menaked chicken: the amount of times i had to witness felix fortnite dancing has me deadhyuckie kisses: BACK TO THE GAME BITCHES I HAVENT PLAYED THIS SHIT AS OT7 NOW LETS GOjenonymous: wait let's do it on the pc since we can have more than 4 people on the squadtoasted fish: WOOOOOOOOOOojaehoe: oh godshark boy: anyway while they're playing pubgecchi: what should we do nowad blocker: it's getting a little late how about we go and treat ourselves to dinner? without the animalshyuckie kisses: I HEARD THATleechaiyapornkun: finally some good ass dinnerleechaiyapornkun: also you guys better behave when we eatmcqueen: when have we notleechaiyapornkun: ever since you gave me a headacheporn bot: and no throwing knives that are wrapped in a tissue burrito with hot sauce on itlong and thin:unfunny: the fuck goes on in wayv 
markrenominhyuckchensung gays
 hyuckie kisses: good thing i made this beforehandmarkle sparkles: tf is with the namexenomorpher: i know it's ugly just like jisung's footnaked chicken: I BREATHED salty asscheeks has renamed the group chat to mark es stupido toasted fish: why in spanish toasted fish has renamed the group chat to 7个白痴 hyuckie kisses: what in the HELL does that sayxenomorpher: 7 idiotshyuckie kisses: ykw i just wanna get straight into pubg HURRY UPsalty asscheeks: more like gay into pubgjenonymous: oh my god just get on the COMPUTER before i smack you upside on the headnaked chicken: ok i got my shit ready i'll make the roomnaked chicken: we can split up the teams?markle sparkles: how about renjun, you and i will be in teams while the other 4 will be a teamsalty asscheeks: but :ctoasted fish: GET READY TO LOSE JISUNG PARKxenomorpher: dear godhyuckie kisses: did you make the room yetnaked chicken: yeah the password is smthesnake69 
let's burn sm
 ad blocker: alright guys which restaurant should we go todingleberries: can we go to that fancy one w the apple juicethy coward: yukhei that was in ukrainedingleberries: oh :(ad blocker: anything cheap but not too cheap? we're kinda under the budget hereleechaiyapornkun: how about the bbq one that's 2 more miles awayad blocker: mm okunfunny: are the kids asleep?porn bot: yeah in the back seat 9:01 PM american slave: for once there were no casualties or accidentsad blocker: RIGHT??? im actually SHOCKED how can this beshark boy: it's not like we're gonna go batshit crazy like them so ur finedingleberries: that apple juice was good :-)thy coward: what do you think the dreamies are up to rn?ad blocker: not sure but i just hope they didn't cause a war in their dorms or some shit i aint cleaning any dead bodiesreal hoe: they're probably fine they're just playing video games and probably eating and hanging out like normal peopleporn bot: but not civilized peopleunfunny: he's right thoughreal hoe: sadly i agreelong and thin: yk at some times like these i feel like something bad will happenleechaiyapornkun: sameecchi: NAHHHHH what y'all even onjaehoe: WELL it's kinda quiet again and something mustve happenedjaehoe: so taeyong is your mother senses tinglingad blocker: ITS NOT CALLED- ugh nvmmcqueen: are there any water im thirstyyyyshark boy: there should be some in the fridgereal hoe: so who forgot to do grocery shoppingporn bot: we can just buy some next timeporn bot: do you mind if we can have some water?unfunny: we don't mindunfunny: just don't put your dicks in the bottlesleechaiyapornkun:thy coward: ok first of all who the FUCK would do thatamerican slave: i'm looking at yutaecchi: WHAT DID I DOjaehoe: we're never gonna forget the incident of an innocent minion being grinded ecchi: listen-wig snatcher: yuta how cOULD yoU dO a tWinKY tHAT DIRtyecchi: IT WAS A ONE TIME THINGdingleberries: you sure abt that 👀porn bot: now i'm questioning if you rlly love meecchi: NO BB I LOVE Uporn bot: d o e s n ' t s e e m l i k e i tlong and thin: this is so sad someone hold memcqueen: thas kinda gayjaehoe: but you're gaymcqueen: sadlymcqueen: i could've been in love with some good german snacks :))unfunny: its ok we fully support youmarkle sparkles: WWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEamerican slave: oh nomarkle sparkles: yALlmKSNJ UGkHYjaehoe: he did not justamerican slave: he didad blocker: THE FUCK HAPPENED TO HIMad blocker: WHO GAVE HIM ALCOHOL WE DON'T NEED HIM TO DO RV'S RED FLAVOR ALL OVER AGAIN AND EMBARASS HIMSELFnaked chicken: wow this is some good orange juicelong and thin: CALLED ITecchi: but you didnt-long and thin: SHthy coward: WHAT DID YOU GUYS DOtoasted fish: we drank orange juice and sparkling water?hyuckie kisses: YO I SWEAR WE DIDN'T GIVE HIM ALCOHOLsalty asscheeks: THEN WHY IS RENJUN DRUNK TOOad blocker: WHATecchi: nANIleechaiyapornkun: WHATporn bot: excuse me let me just move my bangs out of the way to READ THAT AGAINtoasted fish:toasted fish: oh i thought he was being himselfjenonymous: dO YOU thINK ThATS hoW hE noRmAlly ActStoasted fish: i m e a nad blocker: WHAT HTRHE FUCIKunfunny: here we go againreal hoe: SEND VIDEO CLIPSxenomorpher: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAll arE wAlkInG huMAn FLEsHEs oN A rOCKY plANETmarkle sparkles: loNBb chIN do u markle sparkles: eve r thinkn; how thereskn no suhcb thng as night itme but ti just daytime getitng darkenr but tey akke us think its nightb tijmexenomorpher: that is actualLY an inTELlIGNEt wuqestionamerican slave: youve guys done fucked up big timeleechaiyapornkun: RENJUN WHY THE FUCK YOU DRUNKleechaiyapornkun: YOU OWE AN EXPLANATIONxenomorpher: ...xenomorpher: daddy?leechaiyapornkun: dO I LOOK LIKE-toasted fish: I- HJSDJDJDFKDKKDKporn bot: OH MY GODmcqueen: IVE MCFALLENdingleberries: rENJUn WHAT KIND oF ALCOHOL DID yoU TAkenaked chicken:salty asscheeks: ehem so what did he say-ad blocker: NEVERMIND THAT NOW FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY THE BOTH OF THEM ARE DRUNKhyuckie kisses: I CHECKED ALL BEVERAGES AND THERE WERE NO FUCKING ALCOHOL IN IT????hyuckie kisses: THEY GOT DRUNK EVER SINCE THEYVE EATEN WATERMELON SLICESthy coward: im pRETTY sure there's no alcohol in watermelonstoasted fish: o h u mreal hoe: DONT TELL MEunfunny: tfreal hoe: DID YOU GUYS HAPPEN TO TAKE THE WATERMELON FROM UNDERNEATH THE TABLEhyuckie kisses: i mean that's where chenle got it WHYreal hoe:real hoe: so perhaps i put vodka in the watermelon so i could give them to the others for blackmailjaehoe: is that even pOSSIBLEad blocker: WHAT THE FUCK CHITTAPHONdingleberries: so i asked google if watermelons can absorb alcoholwig snatcher: what did it saysalty asscheeks: well if you haven't noticed MARK IS CURRENTLY TRYING TO EAT AN ENTIRE WATERMELON FILLED WITH VODKA SAYING THAT "HE MUST FINISH IT ALL BEFORE IT RUNS AWAY"shark boy: im pretty sure it's obvious that watermelons can INDEED absorb alcohol if they both got drunk from eating itmarkle sparkles: no WnONODENR iT TASTEd WEIRDmarkle sparkles: NO LUnGE iN STAY AWYA FROM mY WATERMELOn iTS MIENthy coward: THEN WHY ARENT YOU STOPPING THEMjenonymous: WE'LL GET SCRATCHED ATtoasted fish: [attached video]leechaiyapornkun: ileechaiyapornkun: why IS THERE SO MUCH YELLING AND WHY IS RENJUN CRYING WHILE WRESTLING MARKwig snatcher: if that isn't a mood idk what else islong and thin: shouldn't you guys do something-hyuckie kisses: i would buthyuckie kisses: this is good blackmailreal hoe: ive raised you wellunfunny: taeyong will DEFINITELY ground you allnaked chicken: IM DRINKING MY FUCKING ORANGE JUICE WHAT TEH FUCKsalty asscheeks: so we have one problemsalty asscheeks: they just downed the entire WATERMELON THATS FILLED WITH VODKAporn bot: @real hoe we're going to meet in my room and you're going to SQUARE UPreal hoe: don't know what that says but i feel slightly threatenedlong and thin: he said to square updingleberries: blackpink anyonehyuckie kisses: AYYEEEEamerican slave: so who's going to make them some hangover soupsalty asscheeks: ill take care of themad blocker: i thank you for being responsible but IM STILL GOING TO GET A STROKE.toasted fish: it's fine it's fiiiiine renjun is inside a laundry basket screaming to moomin theme song while mark is standing on his head against the wall tposingjaehoe: send us the picturesmcqueen: happy birthday to mark lee?

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 jenonymous: we going✈salty hourshyuckie kisses: jeno it's literally 11 pmjenonymous: w e g o i n g s a l t y h o u r s : )hyuckie kisses: if u wanna be salty do it in the MAIN CHATsalty asscheeks: you see everyone else is asleep if you can't tellhyuckie kisses: why are you guys being salty tf did i steal yo shit againjenonymous: i mean you still have my chargerjenonymous: but other than that surprisingly notsalty asscheeks: it's about renjun >:(hyuckie kisses: whdsalty asscheeks: he's on his phone at his desk AND HE'S TEXTING SOMEONE WHILE GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRLhyuckie kisses: i mean what's new and why are u bothered by itjenonymous: bECAuSe itS not US hE's tEXtInGhyuckie kisses: ???hyuckie kisses: he didn't tell you guys that he had a daily routine of texting that harvey kid?salty asscheeks: WHATjenonymous: HRVY???salty asscheeks: someone hold me before i fainthyuckie kisses: can y'all at least be SUBTLE about it he's literally in the same as you guys and he just texted me why you shits are still awakejenonymous: NOT OUR FAULT :(salty asscheeks: I CAN'T BELIEVE HIMmcqueen: that's some hot tea right therehyuckie kisses: ikrhyuckie kisses: waitjenonymous: WHEN AND HOW DID YOU GET IN HEREmcqueen: uhmcqueen: GOTTA GO (stan chunGHA) 
let's burn sm
 mcqueen: GUYS YOU WON'T BELIEVE ITsalty asscheeks: THIS IS OUR PRIVATE BUSINESS YANG²mcqueen: THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT RENJUN AND THIS HARVEY KID IN THEIR OWN GROUP CHATreal: and that's the motherfucking TEA. spill more.jenonymous: THIS IS INVASION OF PRIVACYmcqueen:   
hyuckie kisses: why are you guys being salty tf did i steal yo shit again
jenonymous: i mean you still have my charger
jenonymous: but other than that surprisingly not
salty asscheeks: it's about renjun >:(
hyuckie kisses: whd
salty asscheeks: he's on his phone at his desk AND HE'S TEXTING SOMEONE WHILE GIGGLING LIKE A SCHOOL GIRL
hyuckie kisses: i mean what's new and why are u bothered by it
jenonymous: bECAuSe itS not US hE's tEXtInG
 wig snatcher: oh??thy coward: are we not going to question how yangyang got access into the chat when they didn't even add him in yetjenonymous: im considering kicking him outhyuckie kisses: y'all could've done pms this is all on youad blocker: explain to me why you kids haven't slept yetnaked chicken: we have privileges to stay upad blocker: NOT YOU TWO NOW GO THE FUCK TO BEDnaked chicken: chenle lock the doorstoasted fish: ON ITunfunny: where are their parentsleechaiyapornkun: oh you guys didn't know? he would always talk to us about that kid he collabed with and he'd talk about how he's funny and teaching him english phrasesshark boy: ^porn bot: ^long and thin: too bad yangyang would always be asleep while he talks abt itmcqueen: :Cecchi: oh so this is what chittaphon was talking about the other dayamerican slave: what did you even think it wasecchi: IDKxenomorpher: why is everyone screamingtoasted fish: OH THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU AND HRJHBJKFV💃💃NFK}+🐬$P@L😛👎&>?&u💩1=-['salty asscheeks: c:jaehoe: did my eyes just witness murdermarkle sparkles: welcome to my worldxenomorpher: me and what??jenonymous: it's nothinghyuckie kisses: well chenle was going to say tunfunny: did we just witness another murdershark boy: yes we didthy coward: am i even surprised anymoread blocker: kids these daysxenomorpher: HE RESPONDED SJKSJSSKK 🙈🙈🙈american slave: someone translate thatporn bot: no 
harvey ❛ᴗ❛*
 harvey ❛ᴗ❛*: AA sorry for not replyingxenomorpher: it's fine UwUharvey ❛ᴗ❛*: oh and to answer your questionharvey ❛ᴗ❛*: idk if you wanna know it's kinda... explicit?xenomorpher: ?? what does explicit mean? is it food?harvey ❛ᴗ❛*: JHDJSDJJ nonono it's not food it's justharvey ❛ᴗ❛*: uhhhhh it just means straightforward in generalharvey ❛ᴗ❛*: but you still wanna know what it means?xenomorpher: well i'm an ADULT after all i can handle anything >:)xenomorpher:

harvey ❛ᴗ❛*: well ok and hopefully your friends won't murder me :,)xenomorpher: no it's fine!! you got my consent uwuxenomorpher: i'll promise i'll teach you more korean in exchange :Charvey ❛ᴗ❛*: well i'd appreciate it so thanks!xenomorpher: np 
let's burn sm
 dingleberries: like i was saying that's why mark made me watch don't hug me im scaredmarkle sparkles: lEtS gEt cReAtIVemcqueen: gReEn iS not A cReAtive CoLortoasted fish: my lettuce hair takes OFFENSEnaked chicken: it's fine you're a cheeto nownaked chicken:

toasted fish: HEY YOU WERE A CHEETO TOO WHEN WE PROMOTED WE GO UPnaked chicken: yeah but no one called me a cheeto so 💅thy cowards: anywayssalty asscheeks: is no one going to talk about how jisung took a cute boyfriend picture of chenle????porn bot: @xenomorpher xenomorpher: ???mcqueen: OH WOW HE'S FINALLY BACKxenomorpher: i was talking to harvey what yall wantecchi: what were we talking about again before yukhei decided to make us all sidetrackedunfunny: weren't we talking about the super group sm decided to throwmarkle sparkles: YES THATmarkle sparkles: FUCKING SM TRYING TO DEBUT ME FOR THE 4TH FUCKING T I M Emarkle sparkles: WHY CANT I REST WE JUST FINISHED OUR WORLD TOURporn bot: and im still wondering WHY I CAN'T BE BACK IN NCT 127porn bot: IF YUKHEI AND CHITTAPHON IS IN THE PROJECT GROUP THEN I SHOULD BE BACK IN FUCKING 127shark boy: it's been knew that sm is a clownthy coward: fr now we have fans arguing and trying to go after our assesamerican slave: it's safe to conclude that everyone is overworked and they're gonna be overworked even morewig snatcher: lmaooo because sm lost the money and they're trying to make up the money they lost :)salty asscheeks: is it just me or is jungwoo acting differentlyhyuckie kisses: nope and weren't we going to press on the topic of renjun and harveyleechaiyapornkun: maybe later we're dealing with another problemnaked chicken: so about the nct u comebacklong and thin: it's deadjaehoe: ^thy coward: but yoonoh and i are going to release smth for nct u but unfortunately it isn't a comebackreal hoe: BRING NCT U BACKjenonymous: do you think we'll get added into nct u when we graduatetoasted fish: most likely and i'll likely have a duet w jisung <3ecchi: that's kinda gayad blocker: yeah but you s e e we don't know what the shit is GOING ON anymoread blocker: just hope that mark, yukhei, chittaphon, and i won't be overworked but knowing damn well we willreal hoe: i just want my beauty sleepporn bot: i wantporn bot: myporn bot: l i n e sporn bot: tHATS ALL I ASKED FORxenomorpher: there theredingleberries: speaking of whichdingleberries: jungwoo are you ok? :(wig snatcher: im perfectly finewig snatcher: like really i feel perfectly f i n e after being called out and stuff for being added into 127 after sicheng went to wayvamerican slave: y i k e sunfunny: hey don't listen to them okunfunny: it's not like you're replacing sicheng, you're an additional member and you're apart of 127wig snatcher: but i debuted in nct u why would they add me in 127 when it's supposedly a fixed unit???mcqueen: don't overthink on it :(dingleberries: ^ i'll give you hugs and snuggles to make you feel better :Dwig snatcher: okhyuckie kisses: damn this is so rare to see him that sadnaked chicken: SHad blocker: sigh 12:00 AM markle sparkles: I MADE YOU COOKIES @wig snatcherwig snatcher: :0 really??markle sparkles: to make you feel better? YEShyuckie kisses: why can't you MAkE ME COOKIES MARK WE'RE DATING FOR GOD'S SAKEmarkle sparkles: you insult my cooking so starve bitchshark boy: i felt that from over heredingleberries: are you feeling better snoopy?wig snatcher: in fact i am after binging shows on netflix while having hot chocolate and now cookies uwuad blocker: oh thank god i was worrying about youecchi: that's raread blocker: do you want me to knock you outthy coward: good one yutaunfunny: taeyong you barely ate shit bc you were worried over jungwoo now go eat somethingjaehoe: taeil? being caring for once?unfunny: i'll smack you upside in the HEADmarkle sparkles: hopefully i don't kill your boyfriend with my cookiesdingleberries: actually these cookies are good surprisinglyleechaiyapornkun: first of all it's 12 am we should sleep by now-?porn bot: i mean i WOULD but i can't sleep because my lines and position in 127 still haunts melong and thin: you know what that meansmcqueen: SNUGGLE TIMEporn bot: WAIT NO-real hoe: SUFFERnaked chicken: chenle i can't sleep h e l pjenonymous: RENJUN STOP TALKING TO HARVEY OR I SWEARxenomorpher: THE FUCK I WAS TEXTING HIM A GOOD LUCK TO WHATEVER HE'S DOINGsalty asscheeks: GigGliNG At YOuR SeAt FOr hOURS DoiNG tHAt?? SUrE aND yUTA hAtES SIChENGecchi: excuse ME-markle sparkles: so is that why you can't sleep jisungtoasted fish: oh he needed to peenaked chicken: listennaked chicken: i drank a lot of milk okreal hoe: i don't think you need to grow any more taller you're already as tall as almost younghoreal hoe: also what's happening with those 3 gayshyuckie kisses: AH so harvey happenedreal hoe: right that kid, white kid who's born in the UK?xenomorpher: WHY DO YOU GUYS EVEN CARE YOU GUYS DON'T SAY SHIT WHEN I TALK TO CHENLEsalty asscheeks: bECAuSE CHEnLE iS babYsalty asscheeks: DON'T PRETEND WE DIDN'T NOTICE YOU TWO GETTING CLOSEmarkle sparkles: oh?thy coward: i hear teajaehoe: just go to sleep pleaseunfunny: i don't see what's wrong getting close with a foreign person i mean he can learn english from him just like how you studied english from markjenonymous: mark ain't harvey >:(shark boy: a little jealousy?wig snatcher: STAN MONSTA Xecchi: anyway continue w the dramaxenomorpher: anyway it isn't even important we were talking about usual normal mutual stuffjenonymous: then why were you guys speaking 79% english are you guys plotting somethingtoasted fish: i wouldn't be surprisedxenomorpher: uhhhhhhh not really?hyuckie kisses: when you cheat on your boyfriends with a white kid AHAHAHA best movie ever damn what a plotreal hoe: ikr want some more teahyuckie kisses: gimme the tea bitchthy coward: give me some tooamerican slave: oh since renjun was being taught with some english wordsamerican slave: renjun what did you learn?markle sparkles: ^xenomorpher: ah i learned some words like fuck you, fuck me, bitch lasagnamarkle sparkles:jaehoe: american slave:dingleberries: soooooooooo what did he sayamerican slave: i'd rather notad blocker: care to translate my fellow englishersalty asscheeks: i can only read the lasagna part and the fuck part but it's probably wrongreal hoe: O Hreal hoe: AHAKHSJNJSAHAHAHHHAJAHAHAHAHjaehoe: CHITTAPHON NOporn bot: what the fuck-leechaiyapornkun: let me guess it was something inappropriatexenomorpher: yestoasted fish: gE JSKSKDKSKDKDKDnaked chicken: can we all stick to one language p l e a senaked chicken: also im muting my phone yall and chenle i want cuddlestoasted fish: AYE AYE CHIEFjenonymous: hmjenonymous: so jaeminsalty asscheeks: i know what you're thinking so yes >:)xenomorpher: guys im scared help CHENLEtoasted fish: zzzzzzzzzxenomorpher: mOMleechaiyapornkun: yall deal this shit by yourselves im busy taking care of my children in herexenomorpher: :,(hyuckie kisses: lmao use protectionad blocker: did i read that correctlythy coward: yes you did sadlyecchi: they're at the age man 2:22 AM naked chicken: ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK WOKE ME UPmarkle sparkles: CALM YOUR ASS THE NOTIF SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME american slave: GET YOUR ASS BACK TO BED MARK LEE OR ELSE TAEYONG WILL KILL YOUad blocker: : )ad blocker: how many fucking TIMES do i have to TELL you DUMB BITCHESmarkle sparkles: to go to sleep and stay asleepad blocker: right now go sleep :)naked chicken: ok but seriously i fucking heard weird sounds CHENLE WAKE UPtoasted fish: what do youw ant i was getting to the good part in my dream of defeating marshmallow overlordleechaiyapornkun: aww how preciousporn bot: IKR uwunaked chicken: G U Y S I HEAR IT AGAIN WTF unfunny: it's probably your breathingmcqueen: i want more crackers :clong and thin: i'll get you some crackers uwuhyuckie kisses: y'all stop being gayreal hoe: ^ i have to deal this everydaytoasted fish: come on sungie you're just imagining things- o hnaked chicken: I HAVE 1 WITNESS WITH MEmarkle sparkles: just go to sleepthy coward: for fucks sake its 2 amamerican slave: but first of all what are you even hearingnaked chicken: it sounds like someone is in pain??naked chicken: somewhere around "aH jEnO nOt THErE"hyuckie kisses: probably a 2 am back massagetoasted fish: jisung looks scared shitless i'll go check uwuecchi: so who's going to tell himad blocker: tell him what?real hoe: YUTA S H H H Htoasted fish:toasted fish: OH MY GOF^#&*@()IO{:II)$OO$OL'toasted fish: OH O H EJHIJRJFJKFKFKtoasted fish: mY )PORO E A  R SNDKSJKDSD>naked chicken: im scared someone hold me i just want a goodnight's sleep ;;unfunny: the FUCK is happening and why is chenle fucking keyboard smashing in chinese and koreanhyuckie kisses: I HEARD A LOUD ASS THUMP WHATnaked chicken: OH MY GOD MY BOYFRIEND FAINTEDnaked chicken: OH MY GOD THE DOOR OPENED AND I-jaehoe: i hear a lot of screaming from their dorms should we be concernedporn bot: i gave up at this pointshark boy: im kinda concerned what if they're getting murderedad blocker: less childrenthy coward: to take care ofxenomorpher: LOOK WHAT YOU GUYS DID THEY BOTH FAINTED ON THE FLOORsalty asscheeks: NOT OUR FAULTwig snatcher: ok what the FUCKdingleberries: shhhh go back to sleepwig snatcher: ok uwuamerican slave: u m ?xenomorpher: OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU GUYSxenomorpher: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COVER ALL OF THIS UP WITH CONCEALERS leechaiyapornkun: excUSE ME WHATreal hoe: THEY'VE BEEN FUCKING OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHad blocker: W H A Tunfunny: taeyong-xenomorpher: I DIDN'T THINK YOU'D PUT SEVERAL HICKEYS ON MEjenonymous: IT WAS NECESSARYxenomorpher: NOlong and thin: KUN JUST FAINTED- OH NO TAEYONGlong and thin: I JUST WITNESSED THEM FAINT WITH MY OWN 2 EYESmarkle sparkles: DID I FUCKING HEAR THAT CORRECTLYreal hoe: THE TEA IS PIPING HOThyuckie kisses: waithyuckie kisses: YOU GUYS DID WHAT NOWsalty asscheeks: CHILL we didn't do the dirtyxenomorpher: you consider stripping me topless and placing hickeys everywhere on me NOT DIRTYjenonymous: yesthy coward: LEE JENOad blocker: NA FUCKING JAEMINunfunny: HOW THE FUCK YOU AWAKE AFTER FAINTINGporn bot: HUANG MOTHERFUCKING RENJUN EXPLAIN YOURSELF NOW YOUNG MAN BEFORE I WHOOP YOUR ASS TO CHINAmcqueen: my... poor eyes...porn bot: LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HIS INNOCENCEjaehoe: now that's HILARIOUS to assume ANYONE IN HERE IS INNOCENTreal hoe: ^salty asscheeks: uwu you didn't seem botheredsalty asscheeks: in fact you told us to go hardeEJDJEEFKLWEJFRG:JWY#IOecchi: taeyong fainted againmarkle sparkles: my children are growing up i...shark boy: so no one is going to be concerned that both chenle and jisung are still unconscious after fainting?hyuckie kisses: yesjenonymous: we're all going to get an ass whooping in the morningleechaiyapornkun: HELL YOU GUYS WILL GET ONE BIG WHOOPINGad blocker: ha ha ha... tell me this is all a bad dream...real hoe: oh sweetie...real hoe: it's real and it happened.

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 mcqueen has removed shark boy from this group chat mcqueen: alright guys you know the drillleechaiyapornkun: oh my god let me rest already long and thin: IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY TODAY WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL :)))xenomorpher: aw look how pure you guys arereal hoe: LOL IF YOU KNEWdingleberries: right right let's not and focus on the main topic here mcqueen: so i've been thinkingporn bot: everytime you think it ends up to be a bad idea that ends up having US involvedmcqueen: LISTENmcqueen: okmcqueen: so i was thinking maybe we should all 3 spend our alone time together and go out and do stuff for his birthday :) plus everyone else is busy since 127 members are in la and the remaining of us can throw him a party when we get back!!toasted fish: i MEAN... it sounds like a good idea and I FULLY SUPPORT UWUporn bot: but leaving those 3 ALONE?leechaiyapornkun: not under my watchreal hoe: oh come on let them have their freedom and y'all will ruin his birthday and their plansreal hoe: we can just check up on them from time to time, leaving them alone won't hurt at alldingleberries: ^YEAH WHAT HE SAIDlong and thin: YAY :D xenomorpher has added shark boy into the group chat shark boy: why was i kicked out i didn't do anything wrong right-mcqueen: NO NO you didn'tmcqueen: anyway we were thinking we 3 can all go out and spend our break time??long and thin: ^well if u want u don't have toshark boy: this is all of a sudden? BUT SURE :)shark boy: the others aren't coming with us?toasted fish: we have other stuff to do uwuleechaiyapornkun: leechaiyapornkun: well i trust you guys so yes, but we'll check up on you from time to time and make sure to check your phone and have your ringtone onshark boy: OKlong and thin: LET'S GO GO GO!!!leechaiyapornkun: you think this is a good idea to leave the 3 alone without supervisionreal hoe: they'll be fine they ain't kids anymore after checking the china line group chat one last time, dejun shut his phone and threw his shirt and sweatpants off to wear something more casual but not too casual—like something appropriate to wear in public for hanging out and as such. he looked through his closet and pulled some article of clothes out, in an internal debate on what he should wear. usually, he didn't care what he wore and he still looked stylish, but he wanted to add more effort into it so it wouldn't look like he was lazy on his hangout with his boyfriends. specifically on his special birthday. a few shirts and pants were thrown onto his bed and he ran a hand through his hair, grabbing tops and bottoms and tried to match them in front of his body mirror. he was now on his fifth set of clothes he tried to match, but to no avail, he wasn't satisfied with it.well, it wasn't like his boyfriends will judge him based on what he wore. he sighed once more. a few moments passed from coming up with a casual outfit, a lightbulb lit up above his head. he whirled around back to the pile of his clothes and looked around for a white dress shirt and dark blue skinny jeans to match. after pushing clothes aside, he found what he was looking for. dejun started to slip on the skinny jeans that snuggled his thighs nicely, making him look lean and pulled on the zipper and buttoned his jeans. he grabbed a long black belt and inserted it into the belt loop and tightened it a little then let the rest of the length of the belt to hang. the boy quickly threw the dress shirt on and buttoned it up, leaving three buttons left unbuttoned and he rolled up the sleeves up to his elbows. he leaned into the mirror and tilted his head, examining parts of his hair where it needed to be fixed and when he found a spot where it indicated his bed hair, he fixed it with his hand."wow, for once i look nice," he chuckled and winked at his own reflection. he cleaned up the mess of clothes he had made and neatly put them back in his closet before grabbing some socks and slipping those on. he went to his desk and grabbed a silver stainless steel bracelet and clipped it on his wrist. it was a matching bracelet between him and his two boyfriends after renjun was flaunting his bracelet at them.the dark brunette grabbed his wallet and his phone, putting them in both of his back pockets and before he walked out, he wanted to be a little extra and wore vintage glasses, thinking it'd match his outfit. it seemed as though he was the first to finish changing. he waited for the other two outside of kunhang's room, leaning against the wall. speaking of which, lately, yangyang and kunhang had been spending time with each other in his room even though yangyang was his roommate. he shrugged the thought off.after some time, the door opened and his eyes meet the two boys dressed casually. if he were to be honest, they looked beautiful as ever and really handsome. he was lucky to have them. yangyang, who wore a long hooded black cardigan with a white shirt and black skinny jeans, looked at him from head to toe and blushed, easily getting flustered by the sudden change of appearance. next to him was kunhang who wore a thin black zip-up hoodie matching it with his ripped black skinny jeans—that had a lot of rips—and silver jean chains that got his attention."you're really out there trying to be an eboy, aren't you kunhang?" the said boy huffed and rolled his eyes, brushing his long bangs to the side so it wouldn't stab him in the eye."oh shut up, i just happen to like this color on this specific day."yangyang laughed and playfully punched him in the shoulder, "he's right, he's trying to be a cool, edgy eboy to impress you. he even asked me if he would look good."dejun burst out into fits of laughter and kunhang could only sigh with red pigments adorning his cheeks. once the three of them stopped fooling around, they took their shoes, face masks, and hats with them. they slipped their shoes on and equipped their face masks and hats to cover their identity before heading out of their dorms and went outside which greeted them a steady breeze flowing past them. yangyang had his phone out with google maps opened and he began punching in locations into the search."so where are we heading to?" dejun questioned, putting his hands in the pockets of his jeans. he was curious where they'll be going for their hang out since it was a sudden invitation."i was thinking we can go to a cafe then go shopping and stop by at an arcade!" the auburn had little hops in his steps and he showed google maps to the latter, "we're currently heading to this one cafe i found and it has good reviews on it."the brunette checked the time on his phone. it was four in the afternoon and they had plenty of time to spend their day before they had to come back before kun started to get worried. they continued walking and surprisingly, there were no fans lurking around so they felt somewhat comfortable. the walk took about twenty minutes and they had arrived at their destination with the help of yangyang's sense of direction and google maps. the appearance of the cafe on the outside looked aesthetic and cute with a hint of modern touch to it. there were several plants in pots that were hung outside with its leaves overflowing out of its pot and there was a sign that read 'open' through the window. they stopped to take a few pictures feat kunhang wanting to take aesthetic pictures. there was the light brown welcome mat they had stepped on before they walked in, being greeted to the smell of coffee. the smell wasn't strong but it was a pleasant smell.the interior of the place was quite big and filled with many customers. there were especially couples who mostly sat near the windows on a simple set of a table with two chairs. if they went further, there were booths in the corner so there were more people who can fit just like them. the cafe was filled with many fresh plants placed everywhere especially a miniature plant placed on the center of tables to add a green touch to it."who will order and pay?" dejun whipped his wallet out since he knew he will be the one paying in the end. but he noticed that both yangyang and kunhang pulled out their wallets and it made him surprised."we will, it's our treat," kunhang sent him a smile even though it was covered by the mask. but he could already tell he was smiling by the way his sparkling eyes crinkled up and it may or may not have done many things to his heart which was beating at a fast pace. he blushed and cleared his throat, avoiding his gaze and he slowly grew flustered, "but i usually pay though?""well, this is a one time thing so be grateful," yangyang grabbed the black-haired boy's hand and interlocked it with his hand, "you can go find us a seat and we'll order for you!"as both of them trailed off to join in the short line to the counter where the cashier was at, the brunette could only sigh and looked around to find a comfortable but a private place for them to sit. he walked around and finally spot an empty booth that was in the far corner and to make it even better, there were windows so they could have a nice view outside. he slid in the booth and sat down, crossing his legs and taking his phone out once more to check any new messages. 
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 leechaiyapornkun: how are you guys doing you guys better not have caused any troubledingleberries: cHILL im p sure they didn't do anything yetshark boy: oh dw we're at a cafe that yangyang wanted to go to and they're ordering rntoasted fish: dejUN? noT orDeRinG foR onCe? WHAT iS thISshark boy: EKSAKSKSK they offered to order since "iTs thEiR tReaT"toasted fish: can u send us the location i wanna go there for my date w jisung UwUshark boy: later bc im lazy he looked up from his phone and saw yangyang and kunhang approaching to the booth and he powered his phone off, placing it with its screen down on the table. they both sat down on the other booth that was across from him and there was another comfortable silence engulfing the three. dejun was mostly focusing on the soft radio being played all across the cafe and he rested his cheek on the palm of his hand that was propped up by his arm on the table.while he was spaced out, kunhang got his earbuds out, plugging them into his phone and played one of his spotify playlist. his eyes mindlessly glanced down from the older's sculpted face to his wrist that had their matching bracelet on it, "i didn't think you would still wear it especially in public."it seemed to snap the other out of his own bubble because he blinked his eyes at the younger in a confused manner as if he was a confused puppy, "hm? oh, this? why wouldn't i not wear it? it's obviously precious and special to me after all...""aw, good thing we didn't forget to wear them too," the taiwanese boy pulled down the sleeve of his cardigan and revealed his bracelet and the other who was next to him did the same. they both wore the matching bracelets, the same stainless steel ones but with their initials and birthdates on it. his heart swelled with fluttery feelings."sometimes, he'd forget to take them off even when he's showering," kunhang chuckled, earning a light jab to his arm."you weren't supposed to expose me like that- ooh! our orders arrived," yangyang was about to scold the older when he noticed a waitress holding their orders and drinks in the tray and she was approaching their table. the other two turned their attention to the waitress even when she arrived in front of their table. she set down the three plates to the three individual that contained a green tea crepe cake, strawberry shortcake, and an ice cream cake. their beverages were green tea latte, fresh strawberry milk with actual fruits inside, and a regular sweetened coffee. the waitress gave them a smile (which they smiled back with their eyes) and bowed before walking away.dejun's mouth watered when he saw his green tea themed dessert and beverage. it was well known for his boyfriends and the other members that he really loved green tea and anything green tea flavored, maybe to the point where he just wanted to eat anything green tea all day. he looked up from his dessert laid out for him, "how much did all of this cost? including your orders."yangyang counted with his fingers and did a little math with the little brain of his before replying in a nonchalant way, "well, i'd say it was around sixty-seven dollars in total."the latter looked like his eyes were about to pop out of his eye sockets, his glasses became crooked for a second before he pushed his glasses up. he cleared his throat, thinking that he might've misheard the total amount, "i'm sorry, what? are you sure you counted correctly-""nah, he's actually correct for once," his head turned to the black-haired boy who had his phone out and showed him his calculator that had all of the prices for each beverage and desserts inserted to equal to the amount of dollars that was previously stated by the younger boy. "it's not that much anyway."he couldn't believe them. how could they be so calm when they just spent half of their fucking wallets and yet he was used to being under the thirty dollars budget but now it had been doubled. he let out a long, loud sigh. he'll repay them one day if he could."anyway! let's eat because i haven't eaten all day. even though it's expensive, i'm sure it would be worth it," the youngest took off his mask and placed it on his lap, grabbing a fork and dug into the small vanilla ice cream cake slice before feeding himself the piece of ice cream cake. the creamy texture and vanilla beans plus chocolate flavor melted in his mouth, making his face beam up. the two others did the same, taking their mask off after checking if there were any fans and dug into their desserts. it was almost five, so why not have some sweets in the meantime? but oh boy, was yangyang right. the price was really worth it because they were in heaven, but dejun specifically, when they ate theirs. for dejun's green tea crepe cake, it was obviously layers of green tea flavored crepes with delicious, filling that had a hint of vanilla between each crepe. it was topped off with green tea powder and it had a small design of what looked like a leaf on it. for kunhang's, his strawberry shortcake was obviously very pink since it was his favorite color. there were fresh strawberries inside of the spongey cake and even on top that had whipped cream frosting and there was a little decoration of a small cat curled up in a ball as if it was sleeping. meanwhile, yangyang was ninety-nine percent done with his ice cream cake and he managed to devour it under two minutes without eating it messily. it was your average vanilla ice cream cake but it had a little bit of chocolate icing and frozen chocolate strips across the slice, making it look fancy. there were also edible mini macarons on top that were white and black to match the color theme.as the boys ate, they had small conversations in between but mostly stopped from time to time to prevent themselves (yangyang) from choking on their food. but most of the time was just dejun staring lovingly at his lovers who ate happily. kunhang who had his head tilted down a little to eat his cake but to also burn holes through the table with his neverending thoughts. his elbow was propped up and he twirled his fork that was in his hand in the air in a small circular motion, almost unconsciously that somehow made the other hypnotized by the action. he turned to yangyang and the boy was sipping on his coffee with both of his hands on the cup as if he was drinking out from a milk bottle.it was currently five and they had already left after the waitress came to pick up the empty glasses and plates and utensils. now, they were walking on the sidewalks with yangyang who was debating which stores they all should go to since he actually had a list with all the written places on it."we should go to this gucci store which isn't far away," kunhang snatched the younger's phone and pinpointed the specific gucci shop on google maps. dejun glanced over and hummed in response."but aren't we under a budget? we can just go to a cheap store that still has good stuff," the chinese boy stretched his arms and cracked his neck that pretty sure emitted a loud, clear cracking noise that made his boyfriends cringe for a moment."budget who? i don't know her."they laughed at the youngest's comment. well, they did have a lot of money in their wallets but most of the time they stayed under the budget like they were told to but sometimes, it's hard to resist spending over the budget especially the fact things are getting expensive nowadays. in the end, they chose to go to the gucci store to spend their money on things then go to a mall then to an arcade nearby. so basically, their agenda for the day. thirty minutes later feat their sore legs, they came to a stop to an expensive ass looking store that was in all black and gold at the same time but something about it radiated pure gucci. the three of them entered the store and there were dozens of people who were either checking out the brands, prices, looking for more expensive things, or waiting in line to check out their clothes.dejun felt two pairs of hands grab both of his hands and drag him deeper into the store. he nearly stumbled and didn't have time to steady himself since his boyfriends only walked faster while dragging him along as if he was a sack. the store was, indeed, huge and very spacious and there were many clothes aligned on racks, lots of shoes in its fancy shelves, and there were even sections for accessories and perfumes. well, he had been to gucci stores before, but he was always amazed by the interior and how many brands there were in one place. he looked around before he was dragged once again until they stopped somewhere more empty with a few people.yangyang turned around and put his hand on his own hip, "let's start spending money and have some fun, babes."kunhang laughed and he had already begun to stroll through aisles of clothes, analyzing the style and brand of each piece of clothing, "and we can pay for your things if you want, think of it as having two sugar daddies.""i refuse to be babied like this in my household. i'll be paying for my own shit," the older huffed and took his hat off and quickly fixed his brown locks before putting it back on. he watched the auburn boy, who was next to him, follow the black-haired to the aisle. for him, he decided to go to another aisle that was across from them and tried looking for a new jacket for him to wear. he found two jackets he liked and grabbed them, holding each hanger in his hand and debated which one to buy. in the distance, he heard some girls whispering about him and how he looked like a snack, definitely clueless on who he was. he pretended to not hear them, however, two certain boys were not pleased with what they heard and it went unnoticed.back to the point, dejun held up two of the jackets. one was a leather bomber jacket with red stripes at the end of the sleeves including at the collar and the hem of the overall jacket accompanied by dark green that almost blended in with the black. another one was a jersey that he could add to his collection. he shrugged, deciding to buy both and placed them on his arm serving it as a hanger and let it hang off since the store didn't have any fucking bags to put it in, not until you pay them anyway.meanwhile, kunhang picked out a shirt. a peppa pig gucci shirt. his choice of clothing received a dirty look from yangyang who shook his head in pure disappointment."i thought you were better than this, hen," the taiwanese sighed dramatically and picked out a hoodie and a shirt. he still wondered why his boyfriend wanted peppa pig related shit. well, it's kinda cursed after he saw a bunch of memes of the pig character and it made him questioned his decisions even further why he was related to him.the latter gasped dramatically and sent an offended look, his hands on his hips with the peppa pig shirt hooked on his arm, "you're no fucking better mister. big chungus gucci shirt? seriously? that's even more cursed than peppa pig!""but it's big chungus! i have to buy it.""same thing with peppa pig headass, she's my wife.""you DARE cheat on us with that pig- SHE'S FOUR YOU PEDOPHILE-"their loud conversation received weird glances from multiple strangers who had overheard it and they sent apologetic looks and apologized. at least they went back to doing what the fuck they were doing rather than looking at them as if they were a bunch of hooligans. the black-haired boy rolled his eyes. "you're lucky we're talking in chinese or else they would think i'm a pedophile thanks to you.""you're welcome, babe," the auburn sent a goofy wink that made the both of them burst out into fits of laughter. they stopped once they calmed down and caught their breaths. suddenly, the boy had an idea and made a noise. "you know, i just thought of something!""what?" the older grabbed another shirt that was much more normal than his peppa pig shirt."let's buy ourselves matching gucci rings-""but we already have our bracelets you do realize that's gonna cost us a shit ton?"the younger boy pouted and stomped his feet like a little child (well he is a child) and crossed his arms, "come on~ nothing is more romantic than having matching gucci rings." without knowing the plan his lovers were plotting, dejun was now looking through rows of colognes. he wanted to get a cologne that wasn't too strong to the point it suffocated his lungs or a people around him. he wanted something that had a good faint smell. he walked over to the sampling station and grabbed a promising looking cologne, spraying it onto his wrist and sniffed it lightly after he pulled his mask down for his nose to smell. the boy made a content noise and put the bottle back, planning to buy it from the actual stand. he grabbed a medium-sized box and looked down at his items. currently, he had two jackets and one bottle of cologne. maybe he should check out since it already cost a lot of money.dejun walked away from the cologne section and head back to where the three were originally at before parting ways. he stood on his toes to detect the familiar heads that were in a shade of red and another one that was black and shiny. unfortunately, he couldn't find any and only found unfamiliar heads of people. his eyebrows furrowed in confusion. maybe they went on without him to the other side of the store? well, it was something likely they would do. he shrugged it off and went to the cashier after the line was cleared up. he paid for his shit and had one large gucci bag hung on his arm and it was slightly heavy because of the two jackets. he sat down on a fancy back leather stool, dropping his bag next to him and took his phone out. 
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 dingleberries: and then the other day i got fucking POPPIN OIL IN MY EYEdingleberries: that shit hurt :,(xenomorpher: boo boo the fool indeedshark boy: hey have y'all seen yangyang and kunhangxenomorpher: dumbass we're not even with youshark boy: FUCK OFFshark boy: anywayshark boy: they left me behind and idk where tf they are @ im waiting at the lobby real hoe: sucks to be youtoasted fish: YOU STILL HAVEN'T DROPPED THE LOCATIONshark boy: you guys aren't any helpporn bot: welcome to my life dear he felt a tap on his shoulder and looked up from his phone and there he found yangyang and kunhang standing in front of him with bags in their hands. yangyang fixed his hat and giggled, "let's go to the mall since all of us are done shopping here. which means more money spending!"dejun stood up and grabbed his bag, putting his phone in his pocket, "but first of all, where were you guys?""oh don't worry, we were just looking at some things and you were taking a long time to choose your clothes," kunhang shrugged."not my fault i haven't been shopping for a while." ah, yes. they were finally at the mall. well, the same mall everyone of nct went to for holiday shopping or for birthday shopping and it sure bought memories that felt like yesterday and it was chaotic. especially when yangyang, the youngest of wayv, managed to get lost in the mall. since they shopped for clothes, why not shop for more clothes except they're all on a cheaper side, sparing their wallets. first, they went to multiple stores that had lots of clothes for them to buy and they came out with even more bags on their hands after going on a spree. next up, there was a place for mcdonald's so they went there, ordering some fries and mcflurries because obviously, it was romantic according to yangyang.when they finished their food, they threw the empty fries box and empty cups into a nearby trashcan and went up to the escalator, making sure to not get lost since there were crowds of people on the escalator. to say the least, kunhang almost fell off when some bitch walked up the escalator and pushed him to the side. dejun glared at the back of the bitch's head and snaked his right arm to hold his waist after transferring his bags to his left arm. there was no one else behind them on the escalator and yangyang took a photo of the two, thinking it looked adorable since dejun looked like a grumpy puppy.on the second floor, there were more stores of course, but they didn't want to go any further so they stayed on the second floor. they didn't feel like challenging the third floor of the mall after the previous incidents. the brunette's arm was still around his waist and they continued walking. maybe they can get some snacks while they were still here so all of them decided to go to a store with basic grocery shits and snacks they can buy. they walked through a store and were in the soup aisle."let's get some candies, i'm craving for some!" chirped the young teen and skipped to the sweet section and out of the soup aisle with his boyfriends following behind. they grabbed a few packs of candies and any other snacks they craved for, especially dejun and his green tea flavored snacks because he absolutely loved them. they continued to wander further and were about to go check out (since kunhang was complaining to hurry up) until they heard yangyang wheeze loudly and it made them turn around to see the boy holding onto something and he was trying not to fall over from laughing.the boy held up a plastic packaging with some weird green shit in them, "look, it's the GOOD KUSH-"he broke out into another wheezing fit that made dejun exhale through his nose, looking disappointed as ever and kunhang being concerned over the poor boy."i can't believe you referenced a vine, let's just go check these out already my god," dejun sighed. yangyang ended up holding the snack bags as a punishment for being a cursed little shit. but he didn't complain at all because it was worth it. they strolled throughout the second floor of the mall until the boy let out an audible gasp and pointed at the colorful store with a bear logo. the build-a-bear workshop. the older boys turned around once again to see the workshop and noticed him looking at it because due to his hawk vision, he saw a jojo siwa bear displayed at the window."i'm getting that shit Y'ALL CAN'T STOP ME," yangyang made a dash to the workshop, determined to get the stuffed bunny that had a bow hair tie that represented jojo siwa's iconic hairstyle that had her hairlines screaming in pain. both of the boys who were still standing there, dumbfounded, facepalmed at his stupidity and randomness."should we go in there with him?" the black-haired boy looked at his boyfriend."i think i'm good, we can just wait for him," he walked towards a bench and made the both of them sit down and set their bags by their feet, "plus, i'm exhausted.""same."he felt something rest on his right shoulder and looked over, noticing the boy was resting his head on his shoulder and he blushed through his mask. he fixed his glasses and leaned back into the bench, letting out a tiring sigh. now that he was thinking about it, today was eventful. it felt like time flew by fast just hanging out with his beloved ones and just having fun in general while shopping and spending their money over the budget. that got him into a conclusion that he loved his boyfriends with his whole heart. he shifted his cap downwards to cover half of his face and closed his eyes. to be honest, he didn't know what he did in the past to deserve these two angels that were also crackheads. the first time they were introduced as rookies, the three of them were quite awkward but eventually, they spent more time with each other and got to know one another. this was also at the time when nct, eighteen as a whole, was promoting and this was only last year.eventually, when it came close to the end of the year, the three of them had fun in their spare time since they haven't debuted yet which led to the three to realize their feelings for each other grew into something more than friends. which then also led them to hook up with each other, figuring out how to make their relationship work but in the end, it worked out. then after that? they were in the dungeon and spying on the members and causing mischief, only for one time anyway. he relished the memories of their first impressions on each other.he was close to passing out from being too tired and walking on feet for hours that he didn't notice a small nudge to his right. his eyes snapped open and he fixed his hat so he could properly see. kunhang wasn't resting on his shoulder anymore and he was busy trying to catch his attention, or more like waking him up."i got my jojo siwa bunny guys! also, you guys were adorable," the familiar voice that belonged to their youngest boyfriend giggled. dejun noticed that he held his phone out, the screen facing them and it showed a photo of them resting on the bench cutely and he flushed."good to know because dejun was going to pass out on us," kunhang replied and stood up, grabbing his bags and waited for the other who was still seated, to get up. "anyway, should we go to the arcade? it's like seven right now.""oh shit, really?" yangyang checked his phone and it was confirmed that it was, indeed, seven in the afternoon and the sun was about to set in the next hour.it took a minute for dejun to process everything with his tired mind before he made his brain wide awake again. he stood up and grabbed his bags also and let out a soft yawn, "let's go to the arcade and maybe we can go home. i'm deadass tired from walking.""i mean, that's where we're going anyway!" yangyang excitedly jumped up and down, "alright, hurry up i wanna win some plushies and play some good shooting game."in the end, they all walked together to go locate the arcade in the mall since there should be one when they were too lazy to go to another location to play arcade. as they were walking with bags in their hands and yangyang snuggling his stuffed bunny, dejun could've sworn he saw someone familiar across from them to his right. there were at least three or four of them and they were crowding by the side of a store with multiple bags in their hands. the only thing that separated them was the huge gap in the middle of the second floor with bars and glasses to prevent children to fall. it provided a view from the previous floor. he shook his head, he must've been that tired. 
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by other stuffed animals. he watched him to the side, noticing the way he stuck his tongue out and he internally cooed. kunhang was also thinking of the same thing, just admiring their boyfriend and the way his eyebrows were furrowed slightly.by the time the claw caught the head of the dog plush, the three of them looked at the plush being raised up. they prayed it wouldn't drop. luckily it didn't because now it was safely being transferred to the hole where it could be dropped so they could retrieve their reward. dejun mumbled a small 'yes!' and pumped his fist in the air. he crouched down and reached his arm inside to retrieve the plush, finally pulling the dog out and smiled."see, i'm a master at claw machines!" the boy held onto the plushie with a bright smile on his face as if he had made one of the best accomplishments. he looked like a happy puppy and yangyang and kunhang softly uwued."it was just pure luck," kunhang shrugged with a small grin on his face, not bothering to hide it. he went on without the two and walked with small bounces in his steps, "let's go shoot some zombies.""i wanna do a racing game after this," yangyang followed suit and grabbed dejun by his free hand when he collected his things and dragged him along towards the booth.the booth was luckily big enough for three people- well, it was big enough for four people in total anyway. they all put their bags outside next to the booth and entered one by one. dejun ended up being in the middle but he didn't mind. kunhang, who was on his left, reached over to insert a dollar and started the game. they grabbed the fake guns that were hooked with wires to be able to function in the game. they started, with kunhang as player one, dejun as player two, and yangyang as player three. they were currently shooting at masses of zombies and there was one zombie that jumped at the screen, earning a small yelp from dejun and rapidly shot it.after a round of shooting zombies with multiple jumpscares out of nowhere and yangyang nearly bumping his head on the roof of the booth from jumping from his seat, they got out and got their bags and went over to the racing games. the excited taiwanese teen walked over to one of the available seats and sat down, leaving his bags on the floor and gripped his hands on the steering wheel."i bet you i'll get first place," dejun rolled his eyes playfully and grabbed the other chinese teen to the other seats that were next to the latter. they finally sat down, their hands on the wheels. yangyang decided to choose a map once all of them were connected to race against each other. he chose dubai. well, let's just say they were actually shit at driving and kept crashing into boxes and kunhang managed to drive out of the course which made them laugh, leaving him to cry as he tried to get back on the course. to conclude, their hang out session (or date) was very eventful and very time consuming but fun at the same time. they got laughs out of it and maybe some lovey-dovey moments they shared. they all held hands, fingers intertwined with big smiles etched on their faces even though there were bags weighing them down.dejun looked up at the sky. the sun was setting and it was close to getting dark by the looks of the purple and orange pigments mixed into the sky with the warm colors where the sun was setting at. very pretty, he thought. today was really perfect out of any other days. maybe it's because today was his birthday and he spent it with his two boyfriends alone, without their friends being crackheads and throwing the dumbassery everywhere. his thoughts were interrupted when someone spoke up."you know, we should take the bus since it's getting dark," but yeah, it was a good suggestion, dejun agreed. he looked over at the black-haired boy who was looking ahead, maybe finding for a bus stop. they didn't need kun to beat their asses if one of them got into an accident for walking out in the dark.fortunately, luck was on their side when there was a bus stop approaching as they kept walking. they quickly ran to the bench, not wanting to possibly miss the bus. they caught their breath and sat down. it was very silent between the three, excluding the heavy breathing after from running.as they were waiting for the bus to come to pick them up, dejun heard the sound of a bag and someone rummaging through the bag. he turned his head and noticed the auburn-haired boy was looking through his bag, specifically his gucci bag. his eyebrows perked up in curiosity and silently watched while kunhang did the same, already knowing what's about to happen. when the boy pulled out a box from the bag, it was a black box, the size of his palm. he cleared his throat."so... hen and i were planning something- well mostly it was my idea, but we planned something."okay, now he was confused."mm... go on?" dejun crossed his arms and fully turned towards him, looking at the box."this might sound cheesy but this is for a special day for all three of us. and... well," he paused and slowly opened the box, revealing three matching rings that were set in a row, "we decided to buy ourselves matching gucci rings so we can match that along with our bracelets. but also because i want people to know we belong to each other!"despite the whole thing sounding so cheesy to the point he wanted to throw up, yangyang looked into dejun's eyes that slowly grew wide and his lips parted into a small 'o.' but it was quickly replaced with the softest smile he had ever seen in his entire life. "we can think of it as if we are being engaged!" kunhang reached towards yangyang and took one of the rings and carefully looked at it. it was in a silver color with a custom carving (that was hella expensive) with dejun's name on it. it was beautiful. he delicately took dejun's right hand who watched him and slipped the ring on his forefinger because they didn't want fans to think they're being married to some random idol or some shit.dejun raised his hand, to inspect the ring that was now on his finger. it looked perfect and it fit him and the thought of matching this with his lovers made his mind buzz with joy. "honestly, i can't believe you guys bought gucci rings just to do this.""blame yangyang.""whatever, you guys are mean."the said boy huffed, puffing his cheeks out and pouted. the other two cooed at him for looking adorable. dejun grabbed the second ring with yangyang's name carved into it and did the same when kunhang put the ring on him. he took his free hand that happened to be his right and slipped it on then taking his hand and pressed a kiss onto his knuckles, earning a bright blush from the other. he did the same with kunhang's right hand and kissed his hand and climbed over dejun's lap to place a kiss on his cheek. at least there was no one around the area so they could do anything as they please.this moment was very special for them. their bond grew stronger and this also meant they will never break apart. they're glued like puzzle pieces. once they had their moment of just being soft and getting all kissy, they saw an approaching bus and they prepared their money to give to the bus driver and their bags to haul with them. when the bus came to a stop and opening the doors, the three stood up from the bench and entered the bus and placing money into the box and went straight to the very back of the bus. surprisingly, there was no one in here. they sat down in the same order when they sat on the bench and automatically snuggled into each other and holding each other's hands again."was today fun, jun?" kunhang rubbed his thumb over his knuckles in a circular motion.dejun thought for a moment before grinning, "of course, besides the fact my legs are gonna be sore tomorrow. and i'm assuming this date was for my birthday?""well i mean, yeah then why else would we hang out?" a blunt response came out from yangyang."ouch.""he's right, but also we have another surprise when we get back in the dorms," the chinese boy continued.  when the bus came to a stop at another bus stop that was in a walking distance back to their dorms, they got off the transporting vehicle not without thanking the bus driver and bowing to him. they quickly rushed home, since it was now dark. they got in the elevator and waited for it to reach a certain floor. as they were waiting, one of nct's songs came on and kunhang started popping and doing body wiggles as if he was a worm and yangyang did the same. between the three, dejun seemed the sanest one and he had to deal with them.the elevator door opened after there was a ding sound when they reached a floor and they walked out going to the designated door where the nct dorm was at. they opened it and finally settled in, putting the bags carelessly on the table because they'll deal with those later. dejun, who just wanted to sit on a couch, decided to invite himself to the main room since he was too lazy to go to wayv. it was suspiciously dark so he switched the lights on and was greeted with a watermelon to his face and he felt the air got knocked out of his lungs. he fell backwards and landed on the floor and went unconscious."YOU'VE DONE FUCKED UP," taeyong shrieked and facepalmed so hard that taeil got worried he might break his skull."IT WAS DARK AND I WAS GOING TO GIVE HIM THE WATERMELON BUT I TRIPPED OVER FUCKING RENJUN-" mark flailed his arms everywhere and went over towards the unconscious boy on the floor and checked if he was okay.renjun, on the other hand, shrugged with a neutral expression, "not my problem.""okay dejun we're ba- WHAT DID YOU DO?!" yangyang screamed and looked at his boyfriend who was knocked out with a watermelon (that was somehow not broken) laying there next to his head. kunhang, who followed him, stopped in his tracks and watched the chaos unfold. he pinched the bridge of his nose and sighed."this is why we never get nice things," yuta looked as if he was in the office when the dumbassery was happening."i asked for one thing IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD??" kun banged his head into the nearest wall he could find, losing all hope.jisung watched and rubbed the back of his nape. he didn't get the chance to pop the party poppers, "happy birthday to dejun hyung...?"

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salty asscheeks: hapPy bIRThdAy tO nAnA jAEmIN :Dad blocker: if you haven't forgottenad blocker: it's 1:19 fucking amad blocker: and some of us are FUCKING SLEEPINGsalty asscheeks: h a p p y b i r t h d a y t o j a e m i n : D 6:09 AM porn bot: what the actual fuckmcqueen: who gave him sugarreal hoe: no wonder i woke up early last nightmarkle sparkles: hawYEEsalty asscheeks: renjun pls let go im suffoctyeuignxenomorpher: ੧(❛▿❛✿)੭toasted fish: o no its that time of the monthnaked chicken: or daydingleberries: since when does he have periodssalty asscheeks: jENO plEA DE GET HIM OFFunfunny: i cant tell if hes being suffocated or notecchi: probably bothjenonymous: i would but its too early in the morningjenonymous: and ur warm :)hyuckie kisses: this is too gay for memarkle sparkles: but you're gay-salty asscheeks: lET GIOGKxenomorpher: ( ᵘ ᵕ ᵘ ⁎)shark boy: why is that satan being soft im scaredleechaiyapornkun: well if you guys have checked it's jaemin's birthdayleechaiyapornkun: and renjun has a tendacy to be extra cuddlysalty asscheeks: i appreciate skinship buT HES SUFFOCAtING ME AND JENO WONT LET ME GET OUT OF BEDreal hoe: sucks to be you LMAOunfunny: at least you have someone to cuddle wwig snatcher: single ass bitchthy coward: wATCH YOUR motHERfUCKING LANGUAGElong and thin: hypocrite much 😴xenomorpher: nana let me gib u kith (੭ु｡╹▿╹｡)੭ु⁾⁾markle sparkles: this is rare for renjun to be going soft hours whereS OUR OLD RENJUNwig snatcher: soft hours are the best hours right renjun ₍‧ꀈ˙⁾՜xenomorpher: (´▽`ʃƪ)wig snatcher: see he agrees uwutoasted fish: EW I JUST WALKED IN ON RENJUN KISSING THE SHIT OUT OF JAEMINhyuckie kisses: HA SUCKS TO BE YOUthy coward: well moving onthy coward: what should we do on jaemin's birthday besides drinking and making more cakes bc i dont feel like making more fucking cakesad blocker: wellad blocker: we can umjaehoe: alright anyone elsead blocker: BITC-xenomorpher: you know what i wanna doxenomorpher: give nana unconditional love and affection that he deserves ´͈ ᵕ `͈ ♡°◌̊naked chicken: who's volunteering to make him snapamerican slave: not methy coward: not memarkle sparkles: not memcqueen: not meecchi: not mead blocker: definitely not meunfunny: not meleechaiyapornkun: not mejaehoe: not mereal hoe: not mewig snatcher: not me uwuporn bot: not medingleberries: hell to the nAH nOt MEshark boy: not me plslong and thin: not metoasted fish: not mehyuckie kisses: not mhyuckie kisses: FUCKmcqueen: AHAHAHAHAhyuckie kisses: LAST TIME I NEARLY GOT MY ASS HANDED OVER BY THAT FUCKING DEVIL EVEN THOUGH I CONSIDER MYSELF ONE AS WELLad blocker: let's not remind ourselves of that incident when he was on the rampageshark boy: excuse me someone explainleechaiyapornkun: story to short donghyuck stole renjun's moomin and he almost made sm collapse and we had to replace another doorhyuckie kisses: coME ON MAAAAAAAARKmarkle sparkles: suddenly im blind cant hear youecchi: how is that-hyuckie kisses: yall bitches sucks DICKSreal hoe: actually-ad blocker: NOT IN MY HOUSEHOLDmcqueen: i mean you taeil kun dongyoung and yoonoh havent sucked any yet :/dingleberries: bro i felt thatunfunny: EAT SHITthy coward: more importantly i wanna watch donghyuck get his dick ripped offjaehoe: that's kinda gayjenonymous: why does donghyuck have a matchleechaiyapornkun: i think i know what he's doing and it sure will be a bad ideahyuckie kisses: @xenomorpherxenomorpher: ??hyuckie kisses: look to your leftxenomorpher: why do you have my moomin keychainporn bot: who's gonna pray for himthy coward: im notamerican slave: ^toasted fish: in 5toasted fish: 4toasted fish: 3toasted fish: 2toasted fish: 1unfunny:xenomorpher: YOU DID NOT JUST FUCKING- DONGHYUCKhyuckie kisses: GOTTA SKRRT SKRRT OH FUCIKLsalty asscheeks: whew i can breathe now :,Decchi: update on us how it's going over there jenonymous: will do :,)ad blocker: anyway while that titstick is ding over theread blocker: let's discuss about our lovely jaemin's birthday (:thy coward: taeyong?? genuinely caring for someone's birthday????ad blocker: shut it assface before i yank your tits outmarkle sparkles: woahamerican slave: that's kinda greasy dudewig snatcher: oh my godsalty asscheeks: LET'S DICKSCUSS ABOUT MY BIRTHDAY :Dnaked chicken: is there anything u wantsalty asscheeks: your love? your affection?naked chicken: ok nvmjenonymous: iM riGHt HEredingleberries: idk man we usually throw partiessalty asscheeks: as much as i like sweets im kinda scarred after sm fuckin gave me artificial strawberry flavored c a k e shark boy: that's kindalong and thin: nastyjaehoe: i mean i can see whyjaehoe: they taste like assecchi: oh so you're telling us you ate dongyoung's ass outtoasted fish: ad blocker: THERE ARE FUCKING CHILDREN HEREunfunny: but do they ever stopunfunny: sadly noamerican slave: well at LEAST they don't know what golden showers or cbt aremcqueen: what's thatleechaiyapornkun: FOR FUCK'S SAKE STOP INFILTRATING MY POOR EXCUSES OF KIDS I HAVE TO TAKE CARE OFreal hoe: well you see they're basicadingleberries: did i just witness sicheng slap chittaphon's phone out the windowecchi: good job babeporn bot: :Dnaked chicken: gays everywhere, disgusting.wig snatcher: excuse me sir you are also gay as wellnaked chicken: you're right 😔ad blocker: back to the m a i n pointad blocker: what do you want for your birthday jaemin?salty asscheeks: nothing muchsalty asscheeks: maybe some kakao friends plushies to add to my collection 😍jenonymous: but don't you already have lots of those your bed is practically plushies at this pointsalty asscheeks: DONT TALK AS IF YOU DON'T HAVE A LOT OF CAT PLUSHIES IN YOUR ROOMjenonymous: ITS NOT MY FAULT I HAVE CAT ALLERGIES :,(unfunny: so since chittaphon's phone is out of the windowunfunny: does that mean he won't be on here for a whilemarkle sparkles: OMG fINALLYecchi: PRAISE MY BOYFRIEND HE DID US A FAVORecchi: HE IS GODtoasted fish: all hail to my older brethren u_ushark boy: so like we've been talking for at least 10 minutes and we haven't heard anything from donghyuckthy coward: that bitch is already dead LMAOamerican slave: no need to do my son that dirtyunfunny: YOUR sonjaehoe: i think most of us are glad he's gonemarkle sparkles: wow im- 😔naked chicken: he tormented us all admit itwig snatcher: you're not wrong therehyuckie kisses: WHATS UP WHORES IM BACKthy coward: DAMN IThyuckie kisses: ihyuckie kisses: anywayhyuckie kisses: IM HIDING FROM RENJUN RIGHT NWOsalty asscheeks: wow he's still after you?hyuckie kisses: well no shit i buRNT HIS KEYCHAIN xenomorpher: THAT SHIT COST ME 20 DOLLARSxenomorpher: AND YOU MELTED THAT SON OF A BITCHmcqueen: oh shit-hyuckie kisses: BLAME EVERYONE THEY MADE ME DO ITleechaiyapornkun: technically you couldve chosen to slap him hyuckie kisses: MARK BACK ME UP HEREmarkle sparkles: im currently gardening my dog rn come back againhyuckie kisses: YOU COCKFACEad blocker: ok well at least that little shit is alive and the other shit is back to normalad blocker: anyway resuming to where we left offtoasted fish: ew fancy wordslong and thin: FANCY YOUUUUUamerican slave: let's notad blocker: who volunteers to go shopping for jaemin's presentstoasted fish: ME ME ME ME ME ME ME JISUNG IS COMING WITH ME AS WELLjenonymous: ^ill go too if it means i can escape this messthy coward: ^^^and im coming to supervise you twinksjaehoe: actually that'd be markmarkle sparkles: STOP BULLYING ME FOR BEING WHITEunfunny: we don't speak maple sorryshark boy: man we love cyberbullying foreign memberssalty asscheeks: welcome to the clubthy coward: CHENLE WHY THE FUCK YOU BRINGING A WHOLE JAR OF NUTELLAtoasted fish: im hungry and i gotta feed my needsjenonymous:jenonymous: it's just gonna take 20 minutes to go buy a bunch of ryans and other kakao characters-naked chicken: leave him be pls he could've bought giant smoothie tubes connected to his hat and drink it from therexenomorpher: fun fact: he did it oncexenomorpher: AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU DICKHYUCKhyuckie kisses: NOxenomorpher: I HAVE A MOTHERFUCKIN MOOMIN KNIFE READY TO SLICE YOUR BALLSACKShyuckie kisses: MOM HELP MEad blocker: you guys hear something?thy coward: 💀💀💀💀salty asscheeks: renjun has a moomin knife? aww uwudingleberries:

dingleberries: this is him at everyoneleechaiyapornkun: well you're not wrong therehyuckie kisses: FUCIK HE FOUND MEjaehoe: mark got any last words for your bfmarkle sparkles: he stole my chipshyuckie kisses: REALLY MARkhyuckie kisses: AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGHhyuckie kisses: RENJUN STAY BACK IM SORUYUGI_@$+Q{}%"?salty asscheeks: she's just meditating guysmcqueen: flong and thin: famerican slave: funfunny: fecchi: fad blocker: sucks to be himporn bot: i hear so much screaming from the dream's dorm are you guys ok-wig snatcher: one's thing for sure: donghyuck is being skinned alivehyuckie kisses: HEHSUFCKING CHIJMING EMeleechaiyapornkun: we don't speak gibberish donghyuckhyuckie kisses: FUKC YOUB AKL 8:49 AM naked chicken: MY FUCKING PANTStoasted fish: oOP-xenomorpher: chenle what did you do nownaked chicken: HE SPILLED HIS ORANGE JUICE ON MEnaked chicken: NOW MY PANTS ARE STICKY AND IT LOOKS LIKE I PISSED MYSELFsalty asscheeks: omg remember one time when jisung pissed in his bed because he had a nightmaremarkle sparkles: yeah and it was 2 in the FUCKING MORNING and i had to go get new sheets from 127 dormsnaked chicken: I DIDN'T EVEN LIKE THE NEW SHEETS IT HAD CRUSTY ASS YELLOW STAINS ON ITporn bot:thy coward:ad blocker: ALRIGHT WHO'S BEEN FUCKINGamerican slave: i have a reasonable reason-unfunny: BITCH THAT WAS M Y BEDSHEETunfunny: THAT SHIT SMELLED LIKE LITERAL ASSjenonymous: im-?salty asscheeks: but most importantlysalty asscheeks: i love my new plushies uwuthy coward: you better keep them bc they wasted 200 dollarsad blocker: what did i tell you about being under budgettoasted fish: your broke ass can't relate HAhyuckie kisses: damn where can i get myself a sugar daddymarkle sparkles: IM RIGHT HEREhyuckie kisses: and yo ass is poorshark boy: felt thatleechaiyapornkun: right so since it's still jaemin's partyleechaiyapornkun: let's all hang out and play some games that's pg 13mcqueen: question is: will chittaphon get a new phoneporn bot: nowig snatcher: tough lifeamerican slave: or we can just wait until it's like at noon/night so it's more wildnaked chicken: BUT THATS WHEN WE NEED TO GO TO BEDxenomorpher: haha sucks to be a fetus like younaked chicken: eat s h i tsalty asscheeks: wait i actually wanna play unothy coward: that game is cursed pleasesalty asscheeks: UNOad blocker: with 21 of us?ad blocker: are you OUT OF YOUR MINDunfunny: finally now i can use my 3 decks of uno cardsmarkle sparkles: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE 3 STACKS OF THEMamerican slave: remember when we were in americalong and thin: does anyone actually know how to play the gamewig snatcher: im p sure everyone does rightmcqueen: thank godecchi: more importantly who knows how to shuffle 3 decksjenonymous: can i shuffle it ive done gambling thy coward: excuse me COME AGAINhyuckie kisses: ^what he meant was exploding kittensnaked chicken: isnt shuffling cards in a card game like youre playing gamble but for kids shark boy: what the actual fuckmcqueen: actually he's kinda rightporn bot: i'll just set up the tablesjaehoe: are we actually playing on the floordingleberries: yea are you a COWARD?ad blocker: oh wait isnt this gonna be a problem because theres gonna be barely any room and theres a chance we'll peek porn bot: not my problem 9:00 AM porn bot: nearly broke my back but that's oksalty asscheeks: SHUFFLE THE CARDS COWARDjenonymous: I AMlong and thin: woah he's actually goodamerican slave: frhyuckie kisses: alright anyone who looks at my cards will receive a slap to the neckxenomorpher: he says as he leans over taeil's shoulderhyuckie kisses: DONT EXPOSE ME LIKE THATxenomorpher: idk maybe if you didn't burn my GODDAMN KEYCHAINhyuckie kisses: I PROMISED YOU TO BUY YOU A NEW ONExenomorpher: DONT TALK TO ME WHOREhyuckie kisses: ME?? A WHORE???? THEN YOU'RE A FUCKING CALL BOYxenomorpher: ISNT THAT THE FUCKING SAME THINGtoasted fish: and the funny part is they're aggressively typing on their phonesad blocker: CAN WE ALL FOCUS ON THE GAME leechaiyapornkun: for once i get good cardsmarkle sparkles: WHY DO I GET THE BAD ONESwig snatcher: he has all blue cardsjaehoe: let's bully mark and not pull out blue cardsmarkle sparkles: FUCK YOUshark boy: wow thats unfortunate for you marktoasted fish: he's the king of losing wbkunfunny: i kinda almost feel bad for himecchi: but do you?unfunny: not reallymarkle sparkles:

dingleberries:

9:05 AM american slave: THAT WAS GREASY OF YOUjaehoe: hehemcqueen: DIE BITCHhyuckie kisses: NO YOU BITCHmcqueen: G A S Pmcqueen: HOW DARE THYad blocker: WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING IN A REVERSAL LOOP IT KEEPS GOING BACK AND FORTHthy coward: CANCELLING YOUR ASS BITCHwig snatcher: who's currently winningnaked chicken: I ONLY HAVE 6 CARDS OMGmarkle sparkles: i literallymarkle sparkles: fucking havemarkle sparkles: 1 whole stack of fucking cards.markle sparkles: and guess what?markle sparkles: THEY'RE ALL FUCKING BLUE : )shark boy: damn he's hogging all the blue cardslong and thin: WELL DAMN I HAVE ALL THE GREEN CARDS THE FUCK - 10jenonymous: i actually forgot his phone was still brokenporn bot: and it shall stay brokentoasted fish: sometimes i feel like when we play games together there's bound to be someone getting jumped atjaehoe: well you're not wrongwig snatcher: how many reverse cards do you guys have ixenomorpher: QUIT FUCKING PLACING THEM DOWNdingleberries: not my fAULT YUTA IS COMING FOR MEecchi: OH IM SORRY YOU GAVE SICHENG 8 CARDSunfunny: whipped culture at its finest i seemarkle sparkles: WAIT WAIT WOAH SINCE WHEN IS STACKING +4 and +2 CARDS ALLOWEDsalty asscheeks: MY BIRTHDAY MY RULES PEASANTnaked chicken: WHY AM I ON THE RECEIVING ENDnaked chicken:

naked chicken: HOW MANY CARDS IS THATleechaiyapornkun: i'd say roughly 20 cardsnaked chicken: BULLSHITthy coward: he says as he starts getting 20 cards from the deckad blocker: now who has the least cardsad blocker: except me of courseunfunny: well are they good cardshyuckie kisses: well the least i have is like 10 cards while everyone else is over 15+ cards and mark just has a whole ass 40+ of cardsmarkle sparkles: LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CYBER BULLYwig snatcher: i've came to a realizationwig snatcher: when will this game endleechaiyapornkun: in a long ass time considering the amount of players in only 1 matchtoasted fish: you is rightjaehoe: im hungry imma get some breadlong and thin: too bad he's bringing his cards with him - 10american slave: were you intending to look at his cardslong and thin: duh that's the point of the game - 10unfunny: wouldn't that be cheatingxeomorpher: the more cheaters the bettersalty asscheeks: do you want to cause mayhem within this household ixenomorpher: wellxenomorpher: yesthy coward: same because im about to cause one right nowthy coward:

porn bot: oh nothy coward: GIVE ME YOUR CARDS TAEYONGad blocker: WHAT THE FUCK NO I REFUSEthy coward: GIVE ME THE FUCKING C A R D S NOWhyuckie kisses:ad blocker: BUTunfunny: taeyong-ad blocker: FUCK YOU DONGYOUNGmcqueen: is no one gonna talk about how whipped he was-markle sparkles: actually yesamerican slave: I FUCKING CACKLEDad blocker: WHY ARE ALL OF THESE WILD CARDSecchi: i mean at least you get to switch colors?ad blocker: UGHHHHHthy coward: damn bitch you got some good cardsjaehoe: im back with some bread what did i missamerican slave: yoonoh that's a fucking subhyuckie kisses: huh didn't know dongyoung waSNHJOL:DL>:wig snatcher: 👀leechaiyapornkun: KEEP THIS PGamerican slave:

american slave: CHITTAPHON WHAT THE ACTUALlong and thin: ;) - 10shark boy: and the weird thing is he's texting on his phonexenomorpher: leaveecchi: that's kinda gayunfunny: don't yall guys fuck every single dayunfunny: since im the #1 victimsalty asscheeks: i feel bad for younaked chicken: he says as he snortsdingleberries: you know an hour has passed and we're still ON ROUND 1ad blocker: this makes me want to cry and bash dongyoung's head into a cactusthy coward: the FUCK DID I DO TO YOUjenonymous: wellmarkle sparkles: RENJUN YOU MOTHERFUCKERmarkle sparkles:

toasted fish: OH MY GOD HAHJAJSAJmarkle sparkles: I WANT TO LEAVE THIS HOUSEHOLD. THE ABUSE.jaehoe: is anyone recording him having a mental breakdownporn bot: melong and thin: F markle sparkles has left the group chat 9:09 PM leechaiyapornkun: has anyone seen the kidswig snatcher: the last time i've seen jaemin was around 5 when we were baking cookiesdingleberries: aw uwuwig snatcher: plus it's been awfully quietthy coward: now that you pointed that out i managed to get my daily beauty napad blocker: markmarkle sparkles: whAT dId I DOad blocker: markmarkle sparkles: IM NO LONGER IN THE DREAM GROUP CHAT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DOamerican slave: and you're an ex dream leader so?markle sparkles: sO???mcqueen: mm well the last convo i had with renjun was like at 7 before he left me on read :,)jaehoe: weirdjaehoe: oh yeah does chittaphon not have a phone yet?porn bot: nopeunfunny: kinda feel bad for himamerican slave: do you reallylong and thin: I THOUGHT YOU LOVE ME - 10american slave: *lovedlong and thin: FUCK YOU - 10leechaiyapornkun: you know i have a bad feeling for some reasonwig snatcher: how so??leechaiyapornkun: well i just feel like something bad is happening rnad blocker: you know what you're right ecchi: i feel like this is a deja vuthy coward: nothing bad can POSSIBLY happen unfunny: ^dingleberries: you can't be sure thoughmarkle sparkles: r i g h thyuckie kisses: ALL YOU LADIES POP YO PUSSY LIKE THIShyuckie kisses: SHAKE YOUR BODY DON'T STOP DONT MISShyuckie kisses: ALL YOU LADIES POP YO PUSSY LIKE THISxenomorpher: SHAKE YOUR BODY DON'T STOP DON'T MISSxenomorpher: JUST DO IT DO IThyuckie kisses: DO IT DO IT NOWecchi: i thought we have agreed that word is forbidden from this chatleechaiyapornkun: HUANG RENJUN.markle sparkles: DONGHYUCK WHAT THE FU-hyuckie kisses: LICK IT GOODhyuckie kisses: SUCK THIS PUSSY JUST LIKE YOU SHOULD RIGHT NOWad blocker: WHAT TEHJUFJwig snatcher: he's having a seizure guys-naked chicken: welcome to chili'sjenonymous: WE ALL DIEjenonymous: YOU EITHER KILL YOURSELFdingleberries: OR GET KILLEDjenonymous: WHAT YOU GONNA DOleechaiyapornkun: WHATT HE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS ONunfunny: im REALLY concernedecchi: like i said, a deja vu.mcqueen: is NO ONE going to question the minors are with themtoasted fish: don't woRRY yll im ikinda tipsutoasted fish: not drunkporn bot: that does NOT SOUND CONVINCING CHENLEporn bot: WHERE EVEN ARE YOU GUYSsalty asscheeks: AH OUIad blocker: WHERE. ARE. YOU. GUYS.toasted fish: at a night club :Damerican slave: excuse m-markle sparkles: WHATmarkle sparkles: LISTEN I KNOW WE HAVE BEEN GOING OUT FOR ALCOHOL WHEN I WAS STILL IN NCT DREAM BUT BITCHshark boy: AND YOU ALLOW THIS TO HAPPENlong and thin: wow i wanna join :(mcqueen: bby nolong and thin: bby yesad blocker: GET leechaiyapornkun: YOURad blocker: ASSESleechaiyaporn: BACKad blocker: HOMEleechaiyapornkun: NOWthy coward: JENO THIS IS LITERALLY THE SECOND TIME I HAVE TO TELL YOUthy coward: WHEN I SAY YOU CAN DRINK I ONLY MEAN ONLY ON FUCKING SHOWS NOT OFF CAMERAjenonymous: BUT 😭😭😭😭😭😭hyuckie kisses: guyS WE ARE NOW NCT Chyuckie kisses: C FOR COUNTRY JENO COME PLAY THE GUITAR WITH YOUR MAJESTUEUX HANDSsalty asscheeks: IT'S TIME FOR ME TO UNLEASH MY INNER YEEHAW 🐴🐴🐴wig snatcher: what is going on-unfunny: can someone send the video footagesnaked chicken: [attached video]ad blocker: WHY IS JAEMIN TAKING HIS SHIRT OFFporn bot: MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY IS CHENLE TPOSING ON A POLE AND RENJUN AND DONGHYUCK TWERKING IN HIGH HEELS WITH COWBOY HATSthy coward:american slave: this is where i leave im done with this shitecchi: bring me with you pleasedingleberries: mark looks like he's about to faint and kun is about to bust his head into a wallleechaiyapornkun: well that's what im about to DO SINCE THESE KIDS ARE ON THE LOOSEwig snatcher: this is why we can never have nice thingsmcqueen: especially when it's someone's birthday who had recently became an adulttoasted fish: OH MY GOD NO STOPtoasted fish: I WANT TO UNSEE NOWsalty asscheeks: YOU CANT STOP ME FROM LIVING UP TO MY OWN EXPECTATIONSnaked chicken: sTop TrYInG tO FliRT wiTH THE FLOOR IWWTH yOUR ThIGHS hYuJNgxenomorpher: HE'S ChEATING ON UShyuckie kisses: MALADE LUI DAMESmarkle sparkles: OH NO HE'S SPEAKING IN BAGUETTEnaked chicken: OUI OUImcqueen: bitte töte mich

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well, it wasn't a perfect day he was having. his day wasn't good and by that, he meant that it was total shit. first off, he wasn't doing well with his health and his mental health. second, he locked himself in his room and was currently curled up in a ball on his bed with blankets cocooning him. jungwoo had been crying to himself to sleep every day to the point he couldn't cry anymore but to just stare blankly at his phone as a piece of calm, melancholic music quietly hummed through his earbuds. he currently had one of his playlists on whenever he felt sad and it usually made him feel better, but in this case, it was much more different.ever since one of their concerts on their neo tour, he had been acting strangely unenergetic and he wasn't as hyper. he didn't know. maybe because he was tired? or maybe he felt a deep pit of something in his heavy heart, filled with insecurities he held. he didn't bother telling anyone and brushed it off as he was sick. maybe this all started ever since he was suddenly added into 127 out of nowhere. of course, he was content being in nct u, but suddenly being added into a fixed unit? sure, he was excited at first but he felt insecure that people were thinking he was a replacement for sicheng since he was promoting with wayv. it just felt like his name was slowly being replaced from the unit and he didn't like it at all. after all, sicheng was one of the original members of the lineup, he himself just wanted to be an additional member, not a replacement.the feeling of insecurity soon grew worse when he saw how depressed the chinese male looked when he was longing to return to the unit. they did interact off cameras, just not on camera. but overall, he just felt miserable with guilt. eventually, the heavy feelings took a toll on him and it became harder each day to actually pretend he was fine and that he was still his old self, a quiet person but a funny one once he talked.the tightly clutched his blankets with his hands and closed his eyes. why does he feel shitty? he turned around in his bed and he was now facing the wall since his bed was against it. he remembered when taeyong first approached him and spoke to him about his recent behaviors. he appreciated at the thought the leader cared for him and was really concerned for him by the looks of his furrowed eyes and constant lip-biting in nervousness. but he brushed him off, saying maybe he just needed a break. and of course, he took it into his hands and told the manager the sad boy needed a break before he could properly promote.so now, ever since he's been on his hiatus, he acted differently without noticing but the members, however, noticed his change in behavior and it scared them that he wasn't his usual self. speaking of which, he hadn't come out of his room for quite a while and rarely talked to the members physically but rather in group chats. and he hadn't eaten at all- but he wasn't hungry since his insecurities were slowly eating him up to even feel stomach growling in hunger. jungwoo rubbed his eyes with his knuckles, huffing loudly. at least no one is going to walk in on him having another mental breakdown even though he had one a few hours ago after he woke up from a twenty-minute nap. 
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 american slave: why is taeil banging his head against the wall in the corner of the roommcqueen: is he ok first of all-xenomorpher: is he possessed? BECAUSE I KNOW HOW TO EXCORCISE PEOPLE IVE LEARNED IT FROM THE RITUALamerican slave: no and nOporn bot: i mean i would do that too but im tired afreal hoe: AYYYY I FINALLY GOT MY NEW PHONEthy coward: guess the fun's overreal hoe: ok FUCK YOUreal hoe: well did anyone miss menaked chicken: not reallyhyuckie kisses: I MEAAAAAN there wasn't any difference even if you weren't here so likereal hoe: wowreal hoe: i feel so special fuck y'allad blocker: wait why is taeil banging his head against a wallamerican slave: THAT'S WHAT IM TRYING TO FIGURE OUTmarkle sparkles: bromarkle sparkles: he's just going thru itsalty asscheeks: well if you're talking about periods then nodingleberries: NAH he probably is going through his phase just like how jisung didnaked chicken: FOR THE LAST TIMEnaked chicken: IT'S NOT A GODDAMN PHASEtoasted fish: remember when we were changing into our clothes and when your stylist was giving you white clothessalty asscheeks: yOU WERE ALL LIKEsalty asscheeks: "no i want the black one i like its style"salty asscheeks: AND SHE PROCEEDED TO GIVE HIM A WEIRD LOOK AND GAVE HIM HIS CLOTHEShyuckie kisses: he looked like an actual FUCKING EBOY I CACKLEdtoasted fish: just draw some hearts on his cheeks and make him go on tiktok and bAMthy coward: ok am i the only one who thinks the atmosphere is kinda thick todayreal hoe: THICCthy coward: stfumarkle sparkles: well i can eVIDENTLY smell it so yesecchi: do you think it has something to do with jungwooad blocker: of COUuRSe fucking NOTad blocker: he hasnt come out of his fucking room for days and i think he hasnt even eaten ever since he took his break from our schedulemcqueen: what happened??jaehoe: idk he just suddenly acted different and taeyong asked the manager if he can take a break from 127hyuckie kisses: i mean i would too bc i need sleep like DAMNsalty asscheeks: poor jungwoo :((leechaiyapornkun: and the best part is yukhei is also affected and has been WORRYING for him 24 fucking 7 and we would have a 3 am discussion i dont think he even got sleep at allshark boy: DUDE WHAT THE FUCK I TOLD YOU TO GET SOME SLEEPporn bot: as said he never listensdingleberries: STOP ATTACKING MEdingleberries: IM JUST WORRIED FOR JUNGWOO :(jenonymous: im pretty sure everyone is toothy coward: HHH well have any of you guys checked up on himthy coward: last time i did last night and i heard him crying in his roomdingleberries: : (dingleberries: im a bad boyfriend aren't imarkle sparkles: yukhei bro- you shouldn't blame yourself even though you have no control over something like how jungwoo is feelingdingleberries: but i can't even be there for him mark he practically locked everyone out of his roomecchi: you know shit is serious when the most loudest and hyper member gets sadreal hoe: excuse me korean pleasexenomorpher: yukhei do you want to talk about it?dingleberries: sjdjdjdskdsktoasted fish: that's probably a big no since kun already talked to him rightad blocker: this is a messad blocker: ok ummad blocker: honestly this is weird since everyone is acting weird rather than screamingad blocker: yukhei how about you quit moping and maybe just MAYBE try to get jungwoo to unlock his door and you comfort him?? it's worth a try since he pushed us away and im sure he will open to younaked chicken: taeyong?? being nice and offering help for once without yelling?ad blocker: shut it kidlong and thin: ouchporn bot: yeah i agree with taeyong on thisporn bot: you should head over to jungwoo's and try to talk to himhyuckie kisses: and if y'all bitches dont kisshyuckie kisses: i'll personally break jungwoo's doorjaehoe: why does EVERYTHING have to involve with damaging somethingxenomorpher: or we can just blow up the door and drug him and put him into yukhei's roomsalty asscheeks: ok renjun let's not-ecchi: now sHOO be the good boyfriend you aredingleberries: actually y'all are right i should do somethingdingleberries: THANKS GUYS 
dingleberries, wig snatcher
 dingleberries: jungwoo?dingleberries: woowoo??wig snatcher: yeah?dingleberries: hey, are you okay?wig snatcher:dingleberries: so i'll take that as a nodingleberries: you can tell me what's wrong since everyone is worried sick for you including myselfwig snatcher: no no it's finedingleberries: jungwoodingleberries: you haven't left your room for a few days please i know you're not okay and being the great boyfriend i am, i'm here for youwig snatcher: i swear it's fine you don't have todingleberries: are you pushing me away?wig snatcher: yukhei- no it's justwig snatcher: i think it's kinda stupid and you're gonna think it's stupid toodingleberries: i won't and i'm open minded, anything that upsets you i'll take it seriouslywig snatcher: jsjdjdjwig snatcher: wellwig snatcher: finewig snatcher: i'll unlock the door okay?dingleberries: :D i'll make sure to give you lots of cuddles alright?? you can let everything out and i'll listenwig snatcher:

wig snatcher: what did i even do to deserve someone like youdingleberries: by breathing dingleberries: ANYWAY i'm coming over rn yukhei quickly dashed to the 127 dorms, nearly slipping because he had socks on and it was slippery when the floor was wooden. he slipped his phone in the pocket of his sweatpants while he was at it.he began to slow down, looking through all the doors to see which one was jungwoo's room. when he found a door with jungwoo's name on it, he tested the knob and it was actually unlocked. he twisted it open gently and stepped through, unconsciously leaving a small gap behind him since he didn't fully close the door. his eyes landed on a blanket pile that somewhat looked like a blanket burrito and he immediately knew it was jungwoo, his boyfriend.he quietly approached his bed and carefully sat himself down on the soft mattress that dipped under his weight. the latter seemed to notice and shifted his body around so he was facing him."yukhei?" the soft boy whispered. the said boy ran a hand through his blonde hair and looked down at him. he examined him and he must say, jungwoo looked miserable by the looks of faint dark circles under his eyes, his hollowed cheeks and pale skin. he could tell he hadn't been sleeping well nor eating either."jungwoo... you look unhealthy, you haven't eaten anything have you?" yukhei caressed his cheekbone and... everything about him felt very thin- the unhealthy kind of thin and it worried him nonetheless.jungwoo took his earbuds out and twiddled his fingers with his boyfriend's, sighing, "not really... sorry to bother you..."it was silent between the two. well, a comfortable silence. jungwoo felt safe and at home when he was with his boyfriend. he weakly tapped him by the lap and the latter got the gesture. he shifted into bed and gently moved the older boy so he was sitting in between his legs and they had moved the blanket so it was coveting the both of them. yukhei rested his chin on top of his head and wrapped his arms around his waist protectively."do you want to talk about it?" 
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 american slave: Y'ALL I HEARD JUNGWOO'S DOOR OPENad blocker: ok first of all how the fuckecchi: second of all THAT'S GREAThyuckie kisses: thank god i don't have to kick anyone's door down because im lazymarkle sparkles: aren't you always thoughhyuckie kisses: only when i dont give a shit like for example getting you those poptarts from the kitchenmarkle sparkles: :,(mcqueen: hey guys i need to peemcqueen: but someone is occupying the bathroommcqueen: AND IM THIS CLOSE TO PISSING MY PANTSreal hoe: golden showers be likenaked chicken: oh so that's what that is?porn bot: chittaphon.mcqueen: OK BUT SERIOUSLY I NEED TO PISSshark boy: piss in a bottlexenomorpher: be my guest and kindly piss in your pantsjaehoe: wait so im assuming jungwoo and yukhei are talking rn?thy coward: then why else did youngho suddenly interrupt our topic of chittaphon fucking a banana in his sleepreal hoe: I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW IT WAS A FUCKING FRUIT YOU BULLIEsecchi: im currently spying w donghyuck jenonymous: oh is that why y'all were stealing our glass cups from our dormshyuckie kisses: yesleechaiyapornkun: shouldn't you guys like idk RESPECT THEIR PRIVACYecchi: my privacy was never respected when i was roleplaying with my lego minions.porn bot:porn bot: wow i see how it isecchi: wAIT SICHENGporn bot: don't snap back bitchmarkle sparkles: whitE gIRl tHINGslong and thin: oh sorry the plunger was stuck on the ceilingamerican slave: tflong and thin: THERE WAS A TARANTULA OKlong and thin: THAT NASTY ASS SHIT CRAWLED OUT FROM THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PISSINGmcqueen: ok no fuck THAT IM NOT GOING IN THEREthy coward: so you're telling me a TOILET PLUNGER is still stuck on the ceilinglong and thin: YEAH I THREW THE PLUMBER AT ITtoasted fish: SO THAT'S WHY I FELT MY ASS TICKLE WHEN I WAS POOPINGsalty asscheeks: the actual FUCK chenlejenonymous: that- i-ecchi: i want to unsee that dear godad blocker: besides that pointad blocker: i walked into taeil's room and he's banging his head against the wall AND THERES A MOTHERFUCKIN DENT IN THE WALLxenomorpher: then why aren't you stopping himnaked chicken: isnt banging your head against the wall healthyleechaiyapornkun: you only do that if you're stressed like mereal hoe: according to google it leads to damaged brain cellshyuckie kisses: HUH no wonderad blocker: TAEIL STOP BANGING YOUR HEADunfunny: u canr tell me wah to doshark boy: alright who broke himjaehoe: for your information we did nothingmcqueen: so i havent pissed yetmcqueen: RENJUN CAN I COME OVERxenomorpher: yeah sure as long as you don't spread cootiestoasted fish: cOoTiESmcqueen: I DONT HAVE COOTIES- and they don't existhyuckie kisses: anywayhyuckie kisses: yuTA lOOK ThEY'RE CuDDLINGecchi: big uwudingleberries: are y'all seriously stalking ushyuckie kisses: yesthy coward: wheres jungwoo is he okwig snatcher: ye i'm fine now ∩(´∀`∩)ad blocker: thank god we were all worriedsalty asscheeks: : (wig snatcher: jaemin im fine now don't be sad :csalty asscheeks: : , (ecchi: also are u sure about taking a breakwig snatcher: yep! i just need to feel better to be able to promote again that's all c:porn bot: it better be before i stuff your dick in socks >:(dingleberries: yuta cONTROL YOUR MANSecchi: too much workamerican slave: TAEIL WHAT ARE YOU DOINGunfunny: going into my natural habitatnaked chicken: oh no what's happening nowjaehoe: i just witnessed a burrito rolling into a bathroomnaked chicken: everyone is so weird, first jungwoo was sad and now taeil is being t a e i lxenomorpher: more like he's acting irregularmarkle sparkles: AHAHAHSHDreal hoe: that wasn't even funny mark wh-markle sparkles: LEAVE ME ALONElong and thin: should we throw a mini hang out now that jungwoo is feeling better?salty asscheeks: UWU TIMEdingleberries: JUNGWOO I THOUGHT IT'S JUST GONNA BE THE TWO OF USwig snatcher: uwu 
unfunny, american slave
 unfunny: i've come to a conclusionunfunny:unfunny: i may or may not like taeyong in that kind of way "I CALLED IT," youngho yelled out, scaring yoonoh and dongyoung who were near him. "YUTA YOU FUCKING OWE ME FIFTEEN BUCKS.""FUCK," there was another yell coming from a room down the hallway which had youngho cackling. oh yeah, both of them had made a bet on whether taeil or taeyong will be the first to realize their feelings for the other and let's just say youngho betted on the eldest to realize his feelings. meanwhile, dongyoung gave him a questioning look before sipping his mango juice."did you guys seriously made a bet on something again?"the chicago boy turned towards him with a wide ass grin, "well duh, you realize how long those two had been pining for each other like damn, it was painful for me."dongyoung shook his head, not the very least shocked with him."oh, and let's not forget about you and you know who. y'all better start fucking or else i'll do the work," he whispered and nudged the male who choked on his juice.

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 naked chicken: FUCK ad blocker: WATCH YOUR LANGUAGEnaked chicken: THAT WASN'T FUNNY CHENLEtoasted fish: not my fault u get scared easily uwuamerican slave: damn it taeil now theres a huge bruise on your foreheadunfunny: g o o dreal hoe: i am absolutely horrifiedreal hoe: i had to eat a fucking F R U I Tamerican slave: serves you rightleechaiyapornkun: serves you rightmcqueen: SERVES YOU RIGHTmarkle sparkles: woah woah woah i just fucking woke up WHAT IS HAPPENINGsalty asscheeks: THAT HRVY BITCH HAPPENEDthy coward:thy coward: so what i've speculated is chensung are at it againthy coward: taeil has a bruise after banging his headthy coward: ten ate a fruitthy coward: and y'all still hung up over hrvyxenomorpher: THESE FUCKERS SENT HIM PICTURES AND HE DIDN'T DESERVE TO HAVE HIS EYES RUINEDporn bot: we all die you either kill yourself or get killedtoasted fish: in renjun's situation he got killedreal hoe: that fucking fruit was nasty AS FUCKunfunny: i have a huge ass headache it's okmarkle sparkles: i just want sleep pleasead blocker: im more concerned with taeil than any of you hoesjaehoe: ahem WHIPPED ahemmcqueen: in my opinion chittaphon deserved it he betrayed me and stole my item :,(shark boy: actually that was your fault for being a DUMBASSwig snatcher: that's sad-porn bot: wait are we not gonna question what they sent to the hrvy kidhyuckie kisses: heuehueheuheuehuehuehyuckie kisses: well you seehyuckie kisses:

xenomorpher: FUCK YOU ALLlong and thin: why is kun about to bash his head with a bottle of sojuxenomorpher: I'LL HAVE YOU KNOWxenomorpher: I WAS ASKIGN HIM HOW I CAN GET LAID AND BE IN ACTION BUT NO MY BOYFRIENDS WERE BEING JEALOUS ASSBAGS AND DECIDED TO gROPE mEjenonymous: in our defense you enjoyed ittoasted fish: umtoasted fish: t m ixenomorpher: im this close to choking you guyssalty asscheeks: we wouldn't mind ;)leechaiyapornkun: what the F U C kthy coward: JENO IM GONNA NEED TO HAVE A TALK WITH YOU BEFORE YOU MAKE RENJUN PREGNANTecchi: WE'RE?? ALL?? MEN????dingleberries: what are my eyes witnessingnaked chicken: i want to scrub my innocent eyesad blocker: you guys are hella NASTYamerican slave: hypocritical much?american slave: don't pretend i didn't hear you masturbating to a certain someonewig snatcher: ......markle sparkles: ...naked chicken: OKAY IM DONE GOOD FUCKING BYE Y'ALL WERE FUCKING UGLY naked chicken has left the group chat wig snatcher: is that why i couldn't sleep last nightmcqueen: tea i love teareal hoe: ok well what do you expect being in a group full of hormonal guys who can use their dicksjaehoe: shit you rightjenonymous: boy do i wish to unsee thathyuckie kisses: welcome to 127 dormsad blocker: OK BUT I THOUGHT ALL OF YOU WERE ASLEEPecchi: and here i thought i was the nasty one...porn bot: yeah masturbating to that damn minionecchi: :,(toasted fish: i hope y'all realize jisung is hugging me rn looking traumatizeddingleberries: Fshark boy: now who's this SOsalty asscheeks: ^unfunny: what does SO meanthy coward: special one im guessing and welcome back taeilad blocker: YOU THINK I'M GOING TO TELL YOU xenomorpher has added naked chicken into the group chat real hoe: well yesreal hoe: because eventually your ass will be #EXPOSEDmarkle sparkles: exactlyad blocker: nah im goodad blocker: if everyone managed to hide that they're dating each other from public then I MYSELF won't be exposedlong and thin: actually there's a difference-naked chicken: why am i back herenaked chicken: and i thought taeyong had a thing for taeil?leechaiyapornkun:

dingleberries:

markle sparkles:

shark boy:

mcqueen:

toasted fish:

porn bot:

jaehoe:

real hoe:

thy coward:

ecchi:

wig snatcher:

xenomorpher:

jenonymous:

hyuckie kisses:

long and thin:

salty asscheeks:

american slave:

real hoe: QUICK SOMEONE GET THE TEA KETTLEad blocker: JISUNG WHAT THE FUCKmcqueen: ON ITad blocker: ok NO i don't have a thing FOR TAEILunfunny: iad blocker: i only see him as my older brother that's allporn bot: LMAOporn bot: SUREporn bot: AND I'M PROMOTING WITH NCT 127 RIGHT NOWwig snatcher: i'll send virtual hugs uwuporn bot: thank you (:naked chicken: oopsthy coward: i guess someone is gonna be a cooked chicken tnsalty asscheeks: hey HEY not my babyamerican slave: nah man you is LYINGmarkle sparkles: lying is a sinmarkle sparkles: according to the biblemarkle sparkles: 
Proverbs 6:16-19
There are six things which the LORD hates, Yes, seven which are an abomination to Him: Haughty eyes, a lying tongue, And hands that shed innocent blood...jenonymous: we're all going to hell anyway so like?ad blocker: HSHDSJJKDK ad blocker:

markle sparkles: LYING IS B A Decchi: stop being a coward PUSSYad blocker: SAYS YOUecchi: IF I REMEMBER CORRECTLY I WAS THE FIRST ONE TO GET DICKtoasted fish: UM ACTUALLY JISUNG GOT DICK FIRST IN THE VERY SECOND CHAPTERwig snatcher: breaking the 4th wall are we nowlong and thin: whleechaiyapornkun: tf is the 4th wallecchi: *4 walls by fxecchi: THIS IS A SECRET BETWEEN US YOU LITTLE SHITmcqueen: hör auf, die vierte Wand zu durchbrechen, wir werden erwischttoasted fish: whA-real hoe: พูดเป็นภาษาเดียวamerican slave: VERY HYPOCRITICAL OF YOUhyuckie kisses: all of y'all are pure hypocritesnaked chicken: wtfunfunny: im confuseddingleberries: anywaydingleberries: TAEyONG OBVIOUSLY HAS A THING FOR TAEILad blocker: do you not value your life and your dickdingleberries: actually i dontxenomorpher: LMAO SAMEad blocker: Y'ALL WHORES SHUT UP I ONLY STUBBED MY TOEjaehoe: moaning for 12 minutes yeah sure and THAT LOUDlong and thin: frrrrunfunny: 👀🙅💭👦👍💁american slave: ❌👦👍💁💁😵🐕hyuckie kisses: the fuck kind of-wig snatcher: eye cross arm bubble boy thumbs up girl x boy thumbs up girl girl dizzy dog unfunny has left the group chat 
unfunny, american slave
 unfunny: YOUNGHO, i don't think he likes me backamerican slave: taeil for beloved of satanamerican slave: HE LIKES YOU BACKunfunny: no he doesn'tunfunny: i don't think he doesamerican slave: do i need to smack your dumbass brain, ofc he likes you he's been dropping hints unfunny: proof or it didn't happenamerican slave: i- THAT TAKES A LONG TIME TO SCROLL UPunfunny: exactlyunfunny: anywayunfunny: he prolly likes yoonoh or some shitamerican slave:american slave: you literalamerican slave: dumbamerican slave: bitch 
american slave, jaehoe
 american slave: HE THINKS TAEYONG LIKES YOUR CRUSTY ASSjaehoe: MY ASS ISN'T CRUSTY AND WTFjaehoe: I MEAN IM BEING OBVIOUS I HAVE INTEREST IN DONGYOUNGamerican slave: exactly.american slave: now do something about taeyong before taeil gets INSECURE AND BECOME DUMBERjaehoe: he's being a pussy man he won't admit it because he thinks taeil doesn't like himamerican slave:american slave: these two are one dumb bitches i tell youmarkle sparkles: wbk manjaehoe: ok so how are we going to do thisamerican slave: well we just threaten themmarkle sparkles: or throw them into the basement for extra measuresamerican slave: yeah what he saidamerican slave: wait WHY ARE YOU HERE markle sparkles: gotta hansol markle sparkles has left the group chat 
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 real hoe: no matter how hot and interesting this tea isreal hoe: i can't stand fucking stupidityporn bot: well we all thought of how we couldn't handle your dumbassery but we said nothingreal hoe: i-xenomorpher: DOES HE REALLY HATE YOU THAT MUCH JSJJDSJDthy coward: ok but seriously taeyongthy coward: im about to punch you in the dick and shove a cactus up your ass if you stop being a cowardthy coward: JUST CONFESS ALREADYecchi: or else you're officially a pussy in this group chatmarkle sparkles:

hyuckie kisses:

hyuckie kisses: taeyong the dumbassad blocker: THIS IS DOMESTIC ABUSE naked chicken has changed ad blocker's name to baboso baboso: DOMESTIC ABUSE x2dingleberries: what does that meanjenonymous: another word for stupid according to our dictionaryleechaiyapornkun: taeyong i swear you better go now or else you wont get dicksbaboso: HHbaboso: if this all goes wrong you all owe me 2 vodka bottles per persondingleberries: why not apple juicemarkle sparkles: APPLE jUUUUICEeEhyuckie kisses: sweetie no 
baboso, unfunny
 baboso: ok sounfunny:

baboso:baboso: anywaybaboso: so i have smth to tell youunfunny: that you're into yoonoh?baboso: i-unfunny: listenunfunny: you're being obvious that you like yoonoh and like yeah i like you and all but you probably don't like me back lolunfunny: but that's okbaboso: LET mE sPEakbaboso: and no i don't like him he alr likes someone else baboso: as i was sayingbaboso: i was going to say that i like you- well actually i love you for quite a whileunfunny:

baboso: and i mean yeah sure we did kiss on that night of my birthday when we were all drinkingbaboso: but i didn't think you would be this dumb not realizing that i also return your feelings bc i would've ended the game if i didn't want to kiss you you know?unfunny: how do i know you're not doing this out of pitybaboso: i'm notbaboso: i actually do have genuine feelings for you but what am i supposed to do when you're going to deny itunfunny: ..baboso: we've been pining for too longbaboso: are you... not ready for a relationship? or are you losing feelings for me?unfunny: wait no that's not itunfunny: my ass has been single for too long and i don't trust anyone tbh and this is... kind of newbaboso: i understandbaboso: also, im sorry for what happened in the group chat- that must've made you misunderstoodbaboso: i was just being a coward that's all but that's only bc i was unsure if you liked me back since you never showed any signals or drop subtle hintsunfunny: i guess you're right, sorry too.baboso: sooobaboso: will you be my boyfriend? if you're ready ofcunfunny: you know this is actually WEIRD that for once you're not screaming in textbaboso: stfu and accept my goddamn CONFESSION before i CRYunfunny: OK DAMN i'll be your boyfriend jfcbaboso: really??unfunny: yeah :)baboso:

unfunny:

unfunny: im starting to think we're slowly being influenced by everyone else by using memesbaboso: you arent wrong thereunfunny: also what's with your userbaboso:baboso: i got called stupid while you were gone unfunny: i mean...baboso: hEY I WILL TAKE BACK YOUR BOYFRIEND PRIVILEGESunfunny: wow doing me dirty like that huh 
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 baboso has added unfunny into the group chat unfunny: so i guess we're officialmcqueen: and then you know what she said she said tha-mcqueen: WHATreal hoe: WHOamerican slave: FUCKING FINALLYsalty asscheeks: LET ME MOVE MY BANGS TO READ THAT AGAINhyuckie kisses: WOAH WOAHporn bot: finallyecchi: CONGRATULATIONS american slave has changed unfunny's name to homer simpson american slave: this is what you get for being a dumb bitchhomer simpson: i just GOT BACKjaehoe: your ass literally thought that rat has hots for mejaehoe: LIKE COME ON I LIKE SOMEONE ELSE WHO IS DO-jaehoe: i meanmarkle sparkles: OHOHOHOOHOHOHOHOthy coward: do as in kyungsoo?wig snatcher:wig snatcher: im fucking leavingwig snatcher: dense people all around mebaboso: surprisingly everything went wellbaboso: now my ass isn't singletoasted fish: now kun dongyoung and yoonoh hyungs are the only single onesxenomorpher: that must belong and thin: very sadnaked chicken: honestly if it wasn't for me for exposing taeyong y'all wouldnt have made any progressleechaiyapornkun: IM AN INDEPENDENT MAN even though i kinda want dicks toojenonymous: you heard that jaemin?jenonymous: dickssalty asscheeks: hehe we love plural words ;)baboso: jisung if this- all of this didn't go out well i would've locked you up in the basement and let you starve.naked chicken: HEYdingleberries: so question isdingleberries: who tops and who bottomsreal hoe:real hoe: that's a good questionhyuckie kisses: you're actually righthomer simpson:baboso:baboso: where's the vodka