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laur: maniiiiiiiimanibear: wotlaur: i did a badmanibear: aren’t you at zayn’s party ?manibear: oh god did you do the frick frack with him? don’t tell me you did the frick frack laur: i spilled my milk manibear: laur are you high laur: my milk is gone manibear: ah manibear: find some more, look in the fridgelaur: no dinah is mad at memanibear: i am confusion manibear: we don’t like dinah, dinah is a bitchmanibear: she tries to one up me in dance class all the time remember ?manibear: don’t make friends laur: she’s not my friend she’s mad at me laur: mani I’m scared she’s loud manibear: tell her to go away, why is she mad at you laur: my milk fell on her face manibear: HA laur: her face was just laur: right there laur: and my milk was just like laur: sploosh laur: and now she won’t go away manibear: then run away —————-laur: okay I’m in the living room now laur: got me some cookies laur: life is brilliant manibear: good, where’s Zayn laur: frick fracking somebody upstairs I think manibear: find someone nice and talk to them cuz I’m tired laur: noooooo I luh you manibear please staylaur: i don’t like people you know this manibear: nuh uh laur: :’(————laur: ohlaur: my laur: lordy laur: mani laur: there’s a hawt girl laur: like really hawt laur: super duper hawt omg she just saw me fuck where do I hide manibear: please don’t tell me you actually tried to hide behind something laur: she coming towards me fuck how to act natural manibear: say hi —————laur: oof laur: big oof laur: so apparently she’s friends with dinah your fave laur: but she’s still super duper hawt and she getting me a drink now so gotta blast manibear: traitor laur: luh you too
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mila: yoyoyo its ya boy mila: skinny penis dinah: outdated n gross dinah: what you want chanch mila: love n support mila: remember that girl who spilled milk in ur face last night dinah: oh god that bitch jauregui is gonna catch these hands mila: she’s a puppy pls don’t dinah: what the fuck chanch no she’s a stuck up bitch like normani dinah: that girl in dance class is intolerable mila: bUt lErn is CutE aSfffffmila: she kissed my hand n shit mila: dude ya know I gots a hand fetish dinah: wait wait wait wait dinah: wait dinah: you and Lauren jauregui dinah: kissing hands n shit dinah: when and why the fuck did this happen mila: at the party after the milk incident dinah: traitor mila: I luh you too dinah: don’t date her she’s mean and tries to act all badass mila: she’s hot dinah : I don’t care if she’s hot she’s a bad influence mila: nahhhhh we got high together it was lovely dinah: corruption mila: chill it’s not like I’m frantically stuffing crack up my pussy to give to her in prison or anything dinah : ....dinah: where the fuck did u get that from mila: my imagination dinah: you’re sick dinah : tell me you didn’t shag mila: we didn’t shagggggggdinah: hm okay dinah: if u date her imma not play nice with herdinah: she’s best friends with my worst enemy mila: ik ik but I don’t care dinah: I hate you mila: (:—————dinah: allysus dinah: I need ya help oh great holy allysus allysus: what have you done dinah: for once it’s not me, it’s milaallysus: has she got her head stuck in a fruit basket againallysus: hold on I’m coming over dinah: no no no much worse allysus: does she need bail dinah: let me finishdinah: she likes Lauren jauregui allysus: .... okay dinah: LAUREN JAUREGUI dinah: NORMANIS LIL BITCH FRIEND allysus: dinah chill ur butt allysus: Lauren is a nice girl, she’s in my English class she writes poems allysus: she’s harmless allysus: let mila do what she wants dinah: I’m protecting her from those hoes allysus: no swearing on my Christian roblox server Dinah: soz dinah: but I don’t want them to steal away chanch allysus: you’re her breast fren allysus: *best dinah: HA boob buddies dinah: you are correct continue allysus: no one will replace you in her life allysus: even if she finally has a crush on somebody dinah: iTs LaUrEn FuCkIng JaUrEgUi allysus: I know dinahdinah: ugh fine I’ll stay out her business allysus: good focus on ur own life dinah: thx allysus ur a saint allysus: ik ik :)