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rachel to sticky icky baby victoria: I miss you bitchI ain't ever gonna stop missing you...bitchvictoria to rachelyoncé: that's what u get for choosing la over nycrachel: you know I gotta make money using my ASSetsvictoria: why did I agree to date yourachel: bc u love meand chloe says hivictoria: tell chloe she's cancelled for saying deep dish pizza is better than nyc pizzarachel added sticky icky baby victoria to the group chat issa group chat.victoria to issa group chat: there are three types of people in the world
those who hate deep dish pizza,
those who hate deep dish pizza but are too nice to say so, and
those who have zero taste buds
drew: shut up beckywarren: why are you booing hershe's rightmax: no she isn'tmikey: yes she israchel: ffs victoria I thought you were kiddingvictoria: you thought wronglooks like I gotta find out who my friends arenate wouldn't do me like thisdrew: yeah bc his ass is in jailsteph: 😂victoria created the group chat the real ones.victoria added lesbian, relevant north, and scorpion brother to the chat.mikey to the real ones: I knew I could count on warrenwarren: why are we making separate group chatsvictoria: because the other group likes deep dish pizzawarren: ewvictoria: Warren G. Gets Itsteph: max says she's sending me to chicago to try deep dish outvictoria: lemme save you a tripit sucksmikey: ^chloe to not so icky vicky: victoriavictoria to kari price 😘: new phone who dischloe: chicago deep dish is the best pizzavictoria: the lies you tellchloe: just try it bitchvictoria: I already did bitch and guess what? I HATE IT BITCHrachel to issa group chat: we can sit here and argue about chicago deep dish when the real crime is pineapple pizzamikey: pineapple pizza is uh...great?victoria: i only love pineapple pizza and my anime I'm sorrydrew: we don't use drake lyrics in my homesteph: ^rachel: ^warren: ^victoria: noah fence but you can all diechloe: would you really want that?victoria: no but I wanna use drake lyricsdrew: if I can't use taylor swift lyrics what makes you think you're safe from the asshole who sings about kekesteph: keke do you love me?mikey: 😂😂😂😂victoria: andrew north choke bitchand drake is better than taylor swiftmikey: I...surprisingly can't argue with thatmax to gamer gf: so we're still up for shecagosteph to hipster gf: wtf is a shecagomax: remember that clip I showed you a couple days earlier when you asked me what's chicago likesteph: tbvh I barely watched it due to daniella's wonderful comedy actingmax: and her titssteph: that toovictoria to maxine lamefield: you fucking suckmax to vic-bore-ia: how so?victoria: your horrible taste budsmax: ok and your gfs like deep dish pizzahave you even tried itvictoria: I already said I did bitch and guess whatmax: you hated itvictoria: THATS RIGHT BITCHand I'll deal with those butches laterbitches*ffs autocorrectmax: you weren't wrong thovictoria: shut upsteph to mean lesbian: I'm going to chicago want anythingvictoria to lesbian: the old stephanie gingrich who wasn't whipped by lamefield backsteph: I'll bring you back a shirtvictoria: make it a hoodie and we're evensteph to issa group chat: I lieddeep dish pizza is awesomevictoria: looks like mikey and warren are my new bffsmikey: we're already bffs victoriachloe: give it up chasethe deep dish will always reign victoriousrachel: ^max: ^drew: ^steph: ^victoria: all of you are basic bitches and we are no longer friends...or gfsdrew: we were never friendsvictoria: new phone who disrachel: but we can all agree that pineapple pizza is gross right?chloe: not rightmax: ^victoria: ^rachel: ugh