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[Saturday, 12:42 AM]
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Akamatsu Kaede has created an Unnamed groupchat! Akamatsu Kaede has added Saihara Shuichi, Kirumi Tojo, Ryoma Hoshi, and 12 others to Unnamed! Akamatsu Kaede has renamed Unnamed to Harmony Class Chat!
Akamatsu Kaede: Welcome, guys! I made this group-chat so we co65t34er78 Akamatsu Kaede has given Ouma Kokichi admin powers! Ouma Kokichi has stripped admin powers from Akamatsu Kaede, Kirumi Tojo, and 12 others! Amami Rantaro: holy shitAmami Rantaro: akamatsu just got SNIPEDMomota Kaito: ARENT U MORE CONCERNED THAT OUMA HAS ADMIN POWERSOuma Kokichi: hAHOuma Kokichi: ew look at these boring names Ouma Kokichi has changed Ouma Kokichi’s name to OVERLORD SUPREME! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Amami Rantaro’s name to avacaDO me ;)! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Momota Kaito’s name to there’s no oxygen in space!
there’s no oxygen in space: I HATE THISthere’s no oxygen in space: WHERE ARE U U LITTLE SHITIruma Miu: H AHavacaDO me ;): tag yourself im the double U’sAkamatsu Kaede: OUMA!! Please stop this!!OVERLORD SUPREME: lmao nah OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Akamatsu Kaede’s name to penis fingers! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Iruma Miu’s name to dirty slut! penis fingers: I HATE THISpenis fingers: IT SOUNDS EXA CT LY THE SAMEthere’s no oxygen in space: JOIN THE CLUBdirty slut: hEEEERyoma Hoshi: did you just shriek. over text, OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Ryoma Hoshi’s name to strawberry SHORTcake!
strawberry SHORTcake: im tall enough to break your kneecaps assholeGokuhara Gonta: Gentlmen no brak neecasp!!penis fingers: Ouma, I swear to god if you taint Gonta >:(OVERLORD SUPREME: :((((( fineeee OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Gokuhara Gonta’s name to bugs life! bugs life: :DOVERLORD SUPREME: its funny because bugs life is a bad movie :)bugs life: D:penis fingers: THAT’S ITOVERLORD SUPREME: but you cant ban me, remember? I revoked :) your admin :) powers :)OVERLORD SUPREME: nishishishi~~ Yumeno Himiko: nyeh………. OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Yumeno Himiko’s name to magic 8 ball!magic 8 ball: i guess this name is ok…….Chabashira Tenko: HIMIKO!!! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Chabashira Tenko’s name to less being!
OVERLORD SUPREME: get it? like LESBIANOVERLORD SUPREME: but LESS BEINGless being: WHY YOU DEGENERATE MALEthere’s no oxygen in space: JOIN THE CLUB!!penis fingers: I’m surprised that no one’s left yet… strawberry SHORTcake has left Harmony Class Chat! penis fingers: …I stand correctedOVERLORD SUPREME: OH NO YOU DON’T strawberry SHORTcake has been added to Harmony Class Chat! strawberry SHORTcake: i hate this.Yonaga Angie: nyahaha! Angie thinks this group chat is simply divine! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Yonaga Angie’s name to g(owo)d! g(owo)d: …oh? owog(owo)d: God is telling Angie something…strawberry SHORTcake: she’s doing the creepy face again, isn’t sheavacaDO me ;): she is.penis fingers: ugh…Kirumi Tojo: I’m not quite sure what this is… but please, try not to be too disruptive.Kirumi Tojo: It’s already 1:12 AM.magic 8 ball: what a pain……..im going to bedless being: Then I will too!!! Wait for me Himiko!!!!bugs life: thne gOnta wil go to bde tioo!! :> bugs life has gone offline! less being has gone offline! magic 8 ball has gone offline! Kirumi Tojo: I suggest you all do the same. OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Kirumi Tojo’s name to sowwy mommy ive been bad! sowwy mommy ive been bad:sowwy mommy ive been bad: This is why you aren’t my favorite child.penis fingers: You know what? Im going to bedpenis fingers: night everyone!dirty slut: yall weAK!! HAHAHAHAsowwy mommy ive been bad: Iruma.dirty slut: hEeEEstrawberry SHORTcake: im too tired to deal with thisavacaDO me ;): there’s nothing really going on… avacaDO me ;) has gone offline! penis fingers has gone offline! strawberry SHORTcake has gone offline! Harukawa Maki has left Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki has been added to Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki has left Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki has been added to Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki has left Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki has been added to Harmony Class Chat! Harukawa Maki: alright, i’ll admit that’s impressive.g(owo)d: oh!! Angie has figured out what Atua has been telling her! ´ε´g(owo)d: he is saying… that kokichi is a little bitch!! <3 (*´▽｀*）Harukawa Maki: hm. unoriginal, but good roast, nonetheless.dirty slut: hAHAHAHAHA LMAO GET REKT XDDDDDsowwy mommy ive been bad: Iruma. Please.dirty slut: ugh…. Fine dirty slut has gone offline! avacaDO me ;): man downthere’s no oxygen in space: her sacrifice will not be in vainthere’s no oxygen in space: waitthere’s no oxygen in space: HARUMAKI!!! :)Harukawa Maki: …kaito.OVERLORD SUPREME: that’s right!! hawumaki-chan is hereeeee >:) OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Harukawa Maki’s name to hawumaki the ass! hawumaki the ass: do you want to dieOVERLORD SUPREME: nishishishi~~ there’s no oxygen in space: waitthere’s no oxygen in space: KORK GET OUT OF MY VENTShinguuji Korekiyo: It appears that I have been discovered.OVERLORD SUPREME: oooh I love kork but…. hmmm OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Shinguuji Korekiyo’s name to hey soul sister! hey soul sister: Ouma. It was one time.hawumaki the ass: still doesn’t make it any less gross.Shirogane Tsumugi: What’s with all this buzzing? It’s interrupting my anime time :(OVERLORD SUPREME: tsumugi!!! OVERLORD SUPREME has changed Shirogane Tsumugi’s name to Naruto Running in PE! Naruto Running in PE: not all anime is just Naruto!!OVERLORD SUPREME: yeah yeah whateverhawumaki the ass: i’m going to bed. don’t bother me.there’s no oxygen in space: I’ve spent enough time away from astronaut training, anyways!hey soul sister: It appears that most people are going to sleep. I suppose I will follow their lead.there’s no oxygen in space: Please don’t sleep in the ventsNaruto Running in PE: okay!! good night everyone :) im going to continue to watch shokugeki no souma!! hawumaki the ass has gone offline! there’s no oxygen in space has gone offline! hey soul sister has gone offline! Naruto Running in PE has gone offline!OVERLORD SUPREME: awwww :(( everyone’s gone offline!! now its boooooringOVERLORD SUPREME: whatEVER!OVERLORD SUPREME: DICE is sooooooooo much better than all of you… you boring people!! >:( OVERLORD SUPREME has gone offline!
[Saturday, 3:12 AM]
Saihara Shuichi has stripped admin powers from OVERLORD SUPREME! Saihara Shuichi has given admin powers to sowwy mommy ive been bad and penis fingers! Saihara Shuichi: not so fast, ouma.Saihara Shuichi: and kirumi…. i know you’re still awake. i can hear you cleaningSaihara Shuichi: please go to sleep….sowwy mommy ive been bad: If that is your request, then I shall fulfill it.sowwy mommy ive been bad: The same also applies to you, I hope.Saihara Shuichi: oh, uh, do you want me to change your username?sowwy mommy ive been bad: I… yes, please do so. Saihara Shuichi has changed sowwy mommy ive been bad’s name to Be Our Guest! Saihara Shuichi: hopefully that’s ok w you?Be Our Guest: Yes, this will suffice. Thank you, Saihara.Saihara Shuichi: it’s no problem, kirumi.Be Our Guest: I bid you good night, then. Be Our Guest has gone offline!Saihara Shuichi: god I hate insomnia and anxietySaihara Shuichi: well. i guess since im up already Saihara Shuichi has changed avacaDO me ;)’s name to ponyo’s dad! Saihara Shuichi has changed Naruto Running in PE’s name to nerdmugi! Saihara Shuichi has changed penis fingers’s name to Bi Major!
Saihara Shuichi: ohSaihara Shuichi: i should probably change my own user Saihara Shuichi has changed Saihara Shuichi’s name to sigh-onara!
sigh-onara: goodnight
sigh-onara has gone offline!
[Saturday, 4:20 AM]
g(owo)d: God says blaze it!!g(owo)d: If you see Angie and the skull, please do not be afraid!! It is only a sugar skull!!g(owo)d: for God!! g(owo)d has gone offline!
[Saturday, 8:00 AM]
UNIT K1-B0: Good morning, everyone! I hope you all have a lovely Saturday!dirty slut: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhOVERLORD SUPREME: U TRAITOROVERLORD SUPREME: I TRUSTED U SHUMAIOVERLORD SUPREME: AND U BETRAYED IT!! SMHsigh-onara: kirumi i hate to be a bother but could you please make some matcha green teaBe Our Guest: It is no problem, Saihara. I will prepare it at once.sigh-onara: thank youOVERLORD SUPREME: ARE YOU IGNORING ME SAIHARA-CHAN??OVERLORD SUPREME: WAHHHHHHHH!!!ponyo’s father: why is this my username again?ponyo’s father: last time it was an unoriginal avocado jokeOVERLORD SUPREME: HEYsigh-onara: weed mansigh-onara: ponyo’s father is a weed manponyo’s father: idirty slut: hAhHAhhaHAHdirty slut: for once shithara is right!!UNIT K1-B0: Iruma, I think it is, as they say, “too early for this shit.”nerdmugi: OH MY GOD PSHDFAISKDISPnerdmugi: ASFHLJSDJSFASAFJKponyo’s father: iM QuaKing?? kIiboS so ShooK that he s W O REthere’s no oxygen in space: That’s my sidekick!! :DBi Major: Who did it?Bi Major: Who taught Kiibo how to use curse words?Bi Major: I’m not mad, just disappointed.there’s no oxygen in space: That somehow makes it even worseponyo’s father: i can FEEL the disappointed mom stareBi Major: Good.sigh-onara: kaede doesn’t use proper punctuation unless she’s mad.sigh-onara: whoever you are, I’d just confess before she rips you apart.dirty slut: as obvious as it WOULD be, it’s not me who did itdirty slut: the gorgeous girl genius has better things to dohey soul sister: Yes, such as inventing a ‘vore’ machine.OVERLORD SUPREME: wow, I knew miu was a dirty slut, but not THIS dirty!! nishishishishi~~~Be Our Guest: Saihara, your tea is ready. I have placed a small jar of honey aside, should you wish to enjoy it with your matcha green tea.Be Our Guest: And I cannot express my disappointment more, Miu. Regardless, I… “appreciate” your honesty on the matter of Kiibo’s newfound vocabulary.Bi Major: My thoughts exactly!!ponyo’s father: double teamed by momdirty slut: god I wishsigh-onara: thank you, kirumi. i cant stress that enoughBe Our Guest: Please do not forget to take /it/ as well.sigh-onara: you tooBi Major: That bad, huh…?Bi Major: All right then, it’s decided! Shuichi, I’m going to give you a hug!there’s no oxygen in space: That’s MY sidekick you’re hugging! Which reminds methere’s no oxygen in space: @sigh-onara @hawumaki_the_ass tonight @ 10 PM on the dothawumaki the ass: of course.strawberry SHORTcake: is no one going to talk about yonaga’s messagehawumaki the ass: most of us don’t want to… interfere with her ritual, as to put it.strawberry SHORTcake: fair enough.bugs life: goo s morngis!!nerdmugi: which reminds me!! Does anyone know why gonta types like that?strawberry SHORTcake: have you seen gonta compared to his phonenerdmugi: ,,,poin,tmagic 8 ball: nyeh………. ill cast an enlargement spell on it for gonta……..bugs life: oH NoU!! Hmiko no need ti do taht for gnota!! Gonta no need itmagic 8 ball: i dont have enough mp anyways……..magic 8 ball: @less_being did u know cuddling replenishes my mp……..less being: I AM ON MY WAY!!!!ponyo’s father: holy shitless being: Hmph!! Degenerate maleless being: Who wouldn’t be excited at the idea of himiko cuddling with them?? With her cute cheeks and petite body, she’s the perfect cuddle partner!!!!magic 8 ball: …………….. nyeh <3less being: !!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!less being: <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 !!!!OVERLORD SUPREME: gaystrawberry SHORTcake: look whos talkingOVERLORD SUPREME: look, I’m not gay.OVERLORD SUPREME: im not lying this time oK?? >:((OVERLORD SUPREME: just DROP IT!!there’s no oxygen in space: Bro it was just something witty??ponyo’s father: look, he said to drop it.nerdmugi: awkward….Bi Major: Okay! Um…g(owo)d: Angie’s ritual is complete!! Atua has helped Angie summon the cryptid! :DBi Major: That’s… good news?? I guessnerdmugi: why do I have a bad feeling about thissigh-onara: oh no..hey soul sister: W H O D I D IThey soul sister: WHO DEFACED MY NECROMONICONdirty slut: hAh!! Kiyos a necrophile!! i KNEW itBe Our Guest: I cannot express my disappointment enough.there’s no oxygen in space: We all know the culprit already right?sigh-onara: please read. My usernamethere’s no oxygen in space: fair enoughthere’s no oxygen in space: also please change harumaki’s and my self’s usernamesigh-onara: Duly noted sigh-onara has changed hawumaki the ass’s name to red scrunchies! sigh-onara has changed there’s no oxygen in space’s name to LUMINARY OF THE STARS! sigh-onara: are these good?red scrunchies: yes.LUMINARY OF THE STARS: As expected of my sidekick!!ponyo’s father: even with akamatsu and momota hugging him I can still see how r ed saihara isdirty slut: probably from this DICK!!UNIT K1-B0: Iruma.dirty slut: eeeeeOVERLORD SUPREME: username checks out!strawberry SHORTcake: jfcOVERLORD SUPREME: what does ``jfc`` mean???nerdmugi: jesus fried chickennerdmugi: w AItBi Major: wha tOVERLORD SUPREME: ASDHLDKJAFHponyo’s father: that wasponyo’s father: p r I ce les Snerdmugi: I READ IT AS KFC OKAY??? DON’T JUDGE MEUNIT K1-B0: There is no need to worry, Shirogane-san! I, too, enjoy the smell of Kentucky Fried Jesus!
ponyo’s father: it got be t t e rred scrunchies: i’m not even sure if that was on accident or if it was purposeful.dirty slut: it IS kiibored scrunchies: point.Bi Major: You all disappoint me.Bi Major: Well, not you KiiboBi Major: And I know you’re trying mugi!! <33nerdmugi: !! <3Be Our Guest: If you all wish, I will prepare Jesus Fried Kentucky for dinner.Be Our Guest: I –dirty slut: SP I TSLUMINARY OF THE STARS: To whoever made makiroll smile, thank you!! :DBi Major: Never change, KaitoBi Major: Never changeOVERLORD SUPREME: nishishishishishi~~OVERLORD SUPREME: I wouldn’t say that!! After all, Momo-chan still has some issues, dontcha think??g(owo)d: you cannot make Jesus Fried Kentuckyg(owo)d: God shall personally make sure of itg(owo)d: :)strawberry SHORTcake: this is terrifying.Be Our Guest: I assume those not online logged off?strawberry SHORTcake: youd be correctstrawberry SHORTcake: gonta is in the garden w me catching bugsBi Major: That’s so sweet of you!! :)red scrunchies: ouma. I will murder you.OVERLORD SUPREME: nishishishishi~~nerdmugi: oh no… what did he do now?
[Saturday, 10:00 PM]
Training Squad!!
serious: ready?SUPERNOVA: Absolutely!! Nothing will stand in the way of Kaito Momota, LUMINARY of the STARS!!sushi: im still nervous about thisSUPERNOVA: Don’t worry!! Nothing will go wrong!serious: famous last words.SUPERNOVA: Now, let’s go get those supplies!!
[Sunday, 3:27 AM]
Harmony Class Chat
sigh-onara: “nothing will go wrong” he saidsigh-onara: “don’t worry” he saidred scrunchies: again, i reiterate: famous last words.LUMINARY OF THE STARS: How was I supposed to know the store owner was going to act poorly??red scrunchies: i don’t know, maybe because it was 2 AM and you decided it was a great night to wear all black?sigh-onara: this is all your fault I stgsigh-onara: this WILL show up on your recordLUMINARY OF THE STARS: not unless we break out!!LUMINARY OF THE STARS: Also how do you still have your phones? I hid mine in my, uh, hair..red scrunchies: kaito, i hope i am not alone in my statement when i say this: what the fuck.sigh-onara: they didn’t even check my sock… I think theyre probably amateurs, at the very least internssigh-onara: at the most, incompetentsigh-onara: but considering its 3 AMLUMINARY OF THE STARS: Anyways, what about you makiroll?red scrunchies: don’t worry about it.UNIT K1-B0: As riveting as this conversation is, what exactly happened?UNIT K1-B0: And why are you talking about a break out?Be Our Guest: I hope this is not what I think it is.sigh-onara: it probably isponyo’s father: its 3 AM and im disassociating into the 5th plane of the astral dimensionponyo’s father: but I’d like to know what the fuck is happeningLUMINARY OF THE STARS: Oh!! That??LUMINARY OF THE STARS: We’re in jail!!sigh-onara: jfcOVERLORD SUPREME: boy do I loveee my jesus fried Kentucky!!!OVERLORD SUPREME: waitOVERLORD SUPREME: AHAHAHAAHHAHAABi Major: Why is there so much buzzingBi Major: WaitBi Major: KAITO WHAT THE F U CKred scrunchies: we’ll explain later.sigh-onara: I’m assuming you have weapons on your personsigh-onara: enough to saw down prison bars, at leastsigh-onara: I’ll be out in 5 minutes… Kaito?LUMINARY OF THE STARS: I’m out!UNIT K1-B0: As much as I hate being the voice of reason…UNIT K1-B0: Would it not be more efficient to talk?red scrunchies: not with the guards around here. in addition, typing our responses to each other will not only keep you all informed, but will be easier to communicate anything we don’t want authorities to know.red scrunchies: such as, a breakout.sigh-onara: im personally saving my vocal chords for screaming my lungs out when we’re on the runLUMINARY OF THE STARS: Wait!! Tell me do we have the stuff??red scrunchies: yes. i have them. i wasn’t about to waste our time while we were there.LUMINARY OF THE STARS: makiroll, you’re a GENIUS!!ponyo’s father: im totally down for this. Call me if you need backupBe Our Guest: I suppose I am willing to fulfill any requests you make of me.UNIT K1-B0: I shall endeavor to help you all as well!!OVERLORD SUPREME: sleep is for the RESPONSIBLE!! I want to help!!Bi Major: I cant sleep now anywaysBi Major: Be safe guys!!LUMINARY OF THE STARS: Thank you!!LUMINARY OF THE STARS: Alright sidekicks!! Operation Killing Harmony is a GO!!sigh-onara: why that nameLUMINARY OF THE STARS: It sounded cool!!strawberry SHORTcake: hey, what the FUCK