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1) "So far we've just been having...great reunion sex." -PW2) "An old lady is basically a fermented baby." -JT3) "Did you just put a wiener in my ear?" -JT4) "Excuse me, what's a lorry?" - PW (to Brits like me this is v. funny)5) PATRICK: ...And in the meantime I'm just...dreaming of tearing you apart.PETE: You're a serious pervert6) "I'm not playing until I get my Christmas ham." -PS7) "Things have gotten dumber, so..." -JT8) "Hi, I'm Patrick Stump from Fall Out Boy, and you're on no good fucking television." -PS9) INTERVIEWER: *walking into the dressing room or whatever* Hi can I have everybody's names?PATRICK: *dead serious to the camera* Fuck you10) "Sex at home with the peaches, my friend." -JT11) PETE: Yeah! Patrick's like come sit on my lap... Come sit on my lap... Tell me what you want...PATRICK: T-tell me what you want...PETE: You've been a naughty boy...12) PATRICK: I feel like I don't set a good example to the kids -PETE: Naughty daddy.13) "I learned that yoga and yoghurt are different things..." -PW14) "One time I fell in love with a cat and then I realised it wasn't a human being and it wasn't as sexy as we thought it was." -PW15) "Windpower...is fucking sexy." -PW16) "Not even like, joke poncho, but serious "I wear a poncho" poncho." -PS17) "I don't ever say lame things on dates... I'm perfect." -AH18) "The hammer is my penis." -AH19) "Get that ding-dong outta here...And the other ding-dong too!" -JT20) INTERVIEWER: and here we are, backstage, with One Direction.JOE, PETE AND ANDY: Hi, I'm HarryPATRICK: HI, I'm Henry21) "If you are what I eat then I'm mostly cerial." -PS22) " THE LAST OF THE REAL ONES MUSIC VIDEOFALL OUT BOYSTARRING: Pete Wentz as Pete Wentz & Llamas as llamasLLAMA WRANGLING SPECIALISTS: [...], [...]DIRECTED BY THE MOODY MEYER MONSTERSCINEMATOGRAPHY BY: A Fanciful Box[...]BODY REMOVAL BY: His Name is Jeff[...]STUNTS BY: Patrick's handCATERING APPROVED BY: Not Bad JoeIKEA MONKEY PROVIDED BY: Andy[...] " - L.O.T.R.O. music video credits23) JOE: Don't ya guys hatePATRICK: Don't ya hateJOE: when your fedora gets crushedPATRICK: Don't ya guys hate when your fedora gets crushedJOE: In its hat-casePATRICK: I knowJOE: When you're travelling first-classPATRICK: When you're sitting in your fancy planePETE: Boiz have swag. ALL: *laugh*PETE: ...swag is for boiz24) "And all of a sudden there were boobs! Oh noooooo! I've seen those, maybe, once in my life?.." -PS25) "I'm so scary..." -PS26) Q: The best christmas present you've ever recieved?ANDY: I got adopted yesterday by JoeQ: Why did you adopt him?JOE: He's my favorite baby boyANDY: I've been having a tough time with them all having new kidsJOE: Well me and my wife just had a daughter and we really wanted a son, and he's always been my baby boyQ: But Andy already has facial hair, you're gonna adopt a man with facial hair already?JOE: I can groom him all day long, which is what I've always wanted to do with a fine young boy like this.27) "I feel more powerful with this wig on." -PW28) "You can fit two babies in there...and a duck." -JT29) Q: [on SRAR] ...so what's different about this album?PETE: I learned how to play bass30) Q: and Andy? Are you still single or no?JOE: He's our number one single31) "Playing Nintendo makes me forget I don't have any friends." -PS32) "I live in a cave... in a van by the river." -PS33) PETE: If you want the hot lead singer of a pop-punk band come and do your dishes, come to -PATRICK: That's not gonna happen, right?PETE: *innocently* what?34) "I would totally do Patrick Stump." -PW35) [talking about Pete's trousers pants] "I just... want your pants, I want to...get in... your pants." -PS36) "Spoof-a-goof on you buddy, you just had sex with my brother." -JT37) "Does he even wear edible deodorant?" -PW38) Q: Favourite word in french?PETE: *whispers to Andy*ANDY: Menáge a trois. [threesome]39) "Cake Cake Cake" -PW40) INTERVIEWER: Can I very quickly have everybody's names?"Joe." "Patrick." "Andy." "Jason"41) "If you are what you love then I'm pizza." -PW42)43) PATRICK: we don't tour in a van any moreJOE: I doPATRICK: we make him followJOE: I caravan dude, just...lookin' for the party.44) "You're in my crotch Patrick." -PW45) Q: Vanilla or chocolate ice cream?PETE: ChocolatePATRICK: VanillaPETE:PATRICK: ...I really wonder what was going through your head when I said that...46) "Yeah...big dip in the stunt industry...I've been getting the Stunt Weekly and it's... the size of the pages's gone down and I though...It's been stunted." -JT47) PETE: You are... the little pervert that get's all the pleasure out of popping all the balloons onstage...PATRICK: And for some reason that's pereverted for you and it's not like, it's a simple joy, I just wanna pop the balloons it's fun.PETE: I do picture you home alone running around in the dark in your underwear popping balloons... You know, it's the kind of face you make, that's all.48) "I partied so hard I think I slept and then had oatmeal." -PS49) "Pete's gonna come by with Starbucks and...I don't know, spill it on it, then everyone dies..?" -AH50) "I wanna watch you burn alive." -PW51) "Whew. I'm a big boy now." -PW52) "Hey, you're in my bathroom, just as creeped out as I am!" -JT53) "That was a wrap. I had fun." -AH54) "When I was in school, my mom brought me to the doctor's because I slept in class a lot; turns out I was just lazy." -PS55) PETE: Oh my God it's Patrick Stump!PATRICK: Oh my God I am!56) "For one dollar you can cover your wall in moss. All you need is some super glue." -JT57) "I have more hair. More than the average man." -JT58) JOE: I mean, I'm a little dude, she's a little girl, and - no, what I mean is-PETE: Gross. Haha.59) Q: Is Pete annoying?PATRICK: no, I'm the annoying one60) Q: [talking about the lack of toilets on the tour bus] So where do you poo?JOE: ...get it done before-ANDY: In your pants.