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Pete Wentz
added
Patrick Stump,
Joe Trohman,
Andy Hurley, and
Brendon
Urie to a group chat
Andy Hurley:
why are you like this
Joe Trohman: the real question is y didnt he do it sooner
Pete Wentz: i lk ur wy of thnkn
Brendon Urie: beauty at its finest
Pete Wentz
renamed the group chat
beauty at its finest
Andy Hurley: why did you even make this
Pete Wentz: hstrys so fckn borinth only thng tht mks ths cls fun is ptrck :))
Joe Trohman: do you kiss your mother with that mouth
Pete Wentz changed
Joe Trohman’s nickname to
dolphin screech
Andy Hurley: what period do you all have rn
Brendon Urie: english w joe
Pete Wentz: hstrytrcks bein a lil gdy 2 shos n nt usn his fon
dolphin screech: MAYDAY MAYDAY
Andy Hurley: ???
Brendon Urie: jOE U FUCKING DUMBASS O M G
Pete Wentz: wuts
goin on
Brendon Urie: JOE FORGOT TO TURN DOWN HIS FUCKING VOLUME AND PROCEEDED TO PLAY DEEPTHROAT
dolphin screech: I THOYGHT ITD BE FUNNYTHE TESRCHER US FUCKINF COJNG OH SHUT
Pete Wentz: tg urslf im TESRCHER
Andy Hurley: stfu pete
Pete Wentz: ur meany u bly me
Patrick Stump: help me
Pete Wentz: wtf?
Patrick Stump has left the chat
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Andy Hurley: is patrick ok
Brendon Urie: y was pete just called to the officejoe got his phone taken away in pawlovichs classaND Y IS THERE A KID OUTSIDE LOOKING LIKE WOLVES ATTACKED HIM AND THEN GOT BEAT TF UP IN A WWE FIGHT
Andy Hurley added
Patrick Stump to
beauty at its finest
Andy Hurley: hey patrick you okay?
Patrick Stump: yeah, i’m fine, why?
Brendon Urie: u said help me and left the group chat out of nowhere
Patrick Stump: oh it was mike
Andy Hurley: who
Patrick Stump: he just came this year, his name is mike naranin history, he took my phone when he saw the notifs from the group chat and wanted to mess with you guyshe went into the restroom and pete followed
Brendon Urie: wait so y is pete being called into the officeand that still doesnt explain the kidsad he had a really nice white and blue windbreaker from what i saw
Patrick Stump: WAIT WHATWHAT WAS HIS HAIR COLOR
Brendon Urie: um i think it was dirty blonde or something y
Patrick Stump: OH NO I THINK PETE MIGHT’VE BEATEN UP MIKELET ME ADD HIM HOLD ON
Patrick Stump
added Mike
Naran
to
beauty at its finest
Patrick Stump: hey,,,mike
Mike Naran: PATRICK Y DID SOME DUDE NAMED PETE ATTACK MEWHO R U PEOPLE
Patrick Stump: o h n o
Andy Hurley: ^^
Brendon Urie: ^^^
Patrick Stump: ,,,we’ll talk about it at lunch
Patrick Stump: PETE
Pete Wentz: IM SRY TRCK I THOT HE WS ANNOYN U R SM SHT
Andy Hurley changed
Pete Wentz’s nickname to calm yo dick
Brendon Urie: aND THE FIRST THING U DO IS GO JOHN CENA ON HIS ASS??
Mike Naran: overprotective boyfriend much
calm yo dick: wut
Mike Naran: wut
Patrick Stump: we're not dating??
Mike Naran: uh huhbtw fuck u pete
calm yo dick: i stg mk i wll go fll mk tysn on u
Andy Hurley: now now no fighting children
Brendon Urie
changed
Andy Hurley's nickname to
mom
mom: brendon stop
Brendon Urie: but mooooooooooooompete started itttttt
calm yo dick: fck u brndn ill fite u 2
Patrick Stump: can you not petey
Brendon Urie: aw petey thats cute
calm yo dick: stfu bobblehead
mom changed
Brendon Urie's nickname to
bobblehead
bobblehead: but mommy thats mean
mom: i didnt do it joe didhe stole my phone and yelled "YEET"
Mike Naran: pls never say that again mom ur not that cool
mom: i disown you
Mike Naran: :(
bobblehead: GO KASHOOT URSELF PETE
calm yo dick: no u
Mike Naran: PFFT I SPIT OUT MY WATEROK WHAT HAPPENED
Patrick Stump: we were playing kahoot in way's science classpete named himself forehead urie
Mike Naran: when will i get a cute nicknameand i almost sprayed that water onto this tall ass kidhe could probably step on me
calm yo dick: i gt u
calm yo dick changed
Mike Naran's nickname to
moike wazowki
moike wazowki: jokes on u hes my favorite character
Patrick Stump: aren't you in iero with andy
moike wazowki: pe is boring so i told him that i got injured
Patrick Stump: but i thought we were staying insideand doing whatever we want,,
moike wazowki: dont question it stumpy boy
mom changed
Patrick Stump's nickname to
stumpy boy
stumpy boy: :(
moike wazowki: wait what andys not usin his phonehes playing intense uno with like 5 other peopleits some random ass dude WTFHEY YO WHO TF R UI KNOW UR READIN THISthey went outside while iero was on his phoneIM GETTING THEM
stumpy boy: mike why do this to yourself
moike wazowki: got themHOLY FUCKIN SHIT W T F
stumpy boy: who are they?
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moike wazowki
added Dallon Weekes to beauty at its finest
moike wazowki: IM SORRY PLS DONT STEP ON MEI WONT SPIT WATER AT U OR TRY TO TACKLE U EVER AGAINJUST PLEASE DONT HURT ME I ALREADY GOT BULLIED TODAY
bobblehead: hOLY SHIT ITS DALLONI WORSHIP U AND UR VOICE IS A GIFT FROM GOD
calm yo dick: fck off mk
Dallon Weekes: I wasn’t going to do anything, though?And thank you, Brendon, same back at you.
calm yo dick: ew propr sntncs
calm yo dick changed
Dallon Weekes’s nickname to
dadlon
bobblehead: u know what that was a decent pun
calm yo dick: <3
stumpy boy: why were you using andy’s phone?
dadlon: He told me to see what you guys were doing.He also said you guys needed someone to watch over you, so here I am.
moike wazowki: wait dallon u can sing
bobblehead: YES x100000000000WANNA HEAR I RECORDED HIM DURING CHOIR LAST WEEK
dadlon: My privacy has been breached.And there’s no need to share it.
stumpy boy: brendon listens to no one, he’ll send it anyway
bobblehead sent a
video.
moike wazowki: I HAVE BEEN BLESSEDI HAVE TRIED TO HURT AN ACTUAL GODHOW MUST I REPAY MY SINS
dadlon: ...Now I must retaliate back.
bobblehead: you have nothing against me
dadlon: Not now, but one day.
moike wazowki: oh god im scared for u
bobblehead: uh oh
stumpy boy: guys the bell rang
bobblehead: oh thank fuck its next periodFUCK U PETE AND MIKE
calm yo dick: luv u 2
moike wazowki: <3333
dadlon: Andy wasn’t lying, you are all really dumb.
bobblehead: fUCKING FINALLY GODDAMNITS FRIDAY BB
moike wazowki: yessssss now i can finally rest
calm yo dick: n mss the nw bfu sesni thnk tf nt
bobblehead: YEAA
moike wazowki: WAIT WHAT THATS TODAY????JESUS FUCK I A M A FAKE FAN
mom: bfu?
bobblehead: ofc mom doesnt know buzzfeed unsolvedits the only show on buzzfeed everryan and shane r the best aND S5EP1 CAME OUT TODAY
stumpy boy: let me watch it with you
calm yo dick: ok bt im goin 2 urs 2dy
bobblehead:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
calm yo dick: i wll fck u up lk i did 2 mk
moike wazowki: meanie >:(
dadlon: Are none of you going to talk about where Andy and Joe have been?
stumpy boy: didn't they go to pawlovich to get joe's phone back
dadlon: It's been about 10 minutes, that's plenty of time to "get his phone back".
drisella kokane: IS DAD IMPLYING THAT#TROHLEY IS REAL ?!?!?1??!1
moike wazowki: ooooh trohley is a nice ship name ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
dolphin screech: hey guys what did i miss
dadlon: Quite a lot, I must say.
dolphin screech: HOLY SHIT WTFDALLON WEEKES IS THAT U
dadlon: I don't know why you make it sound like I'm a celebrity.
moike wazowki: *********god
bobblehead: ^^btw wheres andy
dolphin screech: were walking home rnhis phone died earlieru want to talk to him
dadlon: No, but can you tell him that he was right when he said you all needed a babysitter?
dolphin screech: i dont like u anymore
dadlon: I will step on you.
dolphin screech: :(ill just go watch bfu supernatural with andy then:,(
calm yo dick: FUCK FUCK I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IM SUCH A FUCKUP
drisella kokane: what happened now
calm yo dick: ITS ABOUT PATRICKIM FUCKING SERIOUS ABOUT THISFUCKING HELP ME GODDAMMIT
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calm yo dick sent a picture(It’s a picture of Pete cradling Patrick’s hand. There's two small cuts on it, but it's bleeding pretty bad.)
bobblehead: YALL ARE SO FUCKING CUTE
dolphin screech: just get married already goddamn
moike wazowki: i KNEW yall were fuckin
dadlon: It’s concerning how you’re all ignoring the fact that Patrick’s hand is bleeding.
calm yo dick: NONE OF YOU ARE HELPING RNAND WERE NOT A THING
moike wazowki: not yet
mom:
hold on ill be there soon
moike wazowki: mom be carefultheyre probably fuckin rn
calm yo dick: IM GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU MIKE
stumpy boy: thank you so much andyhow can i repay you
mom: no problemand theres no need
dadlon: Okay, so now that Patrick’s not dying, could any of you explain what just happened?
stumpy boy: oh yeahso basically pete was trying to give me some teabut it was pretty hot so he accidentally dropped the cupit broke and some of the pieces got in my hand
dolphin screech: so y was he actin like it was his faultit was an accident
moike wazowki: damn i didnt know joe knew how to spell
dolphin screech: r o o d
stumpy boy: i think sometimes pete blames himself for stuff like thishe gets all self-deprecating but he's okay now
dolphin screech: MY HEART CANT TAKE THISJUST KISS ALREADY D A M M I T
mom sent a video(It's a video of Joe crying on the floor. He's saying that Pete and Patrick are the cutest couple ever.)
mom: the fangirl has awokeni repeat the fangirl has awoken
mom changed dolphin screech ’s nickname to uwu
bobblehead: ewi mean true but E W
moike wazowki: we gotta make this shit officialwhats their ship name
stumpy boy: i,,we're not dating ???
dadlon: Peterick.
bobblehead: le gASPDAD SHIPS IT TOO
stumpy boy: WAIT NO
dadlon renamed beauty at its finest to #peterick
moike wazowki: yES DALLON JOIN THE DARK SIDE
bobblehead: yes daddy
mom:
shit brendon has a daddy kink?
mom changed bobblehead’s nickname to daddy kink
dadlon: Brendon.
daddy kink: yes daddy
dadlon: Why?
moike wazowki: it doesnt help when ur name is fuckin dadlon
calm yo dick: ay im bck wut did i msso sht mk actuly said smth smrt 4 1c
stumpy boy: joe has a bad case of the shipping, dallon's a traitor, and brendon has a daddy kinkso the usual
calm yo dick: wtf is peterick ???U FCKRS
mom: rude
daddy kink: ^^
uwu: ^^^wait why the fuck is my name uwuew
dadlon: Says the one who spends their time shipping their friends.
daddy kink: damn daddy is RUTHLESS
calm yo dick: he rly gt a ddy knk
mom: its honestly concerning
uwu: how old are u again
stumpy boy: are you okay
daddy kink: aw i appreciate the worrybut no i really do just have a daddy kinkmoike wazowki: god has abandoned us
uwu: do u ever just stop and thinkwhat if
pigs could ACTUALLY fly but we just dont know itand theyre gonna get us when we least expect it
mom: what the fuck are you high
uwu: no im joe nice to meet u
calm yo dick: ay he mite b on2 smth
moike wazowki: GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP ITS 2 AM
daddy kink: HUSH CHILDi must know what happens next
mom: joe you should really stop getting high on glue
moike wazowki: wait WHAThow the fUCK
uwu: wOooOo were goin on a triP
calm yo dick: ON R FAV RCKT SHP
daddy kink: SOARIN THRU THE SKIES
uwu: LITTLE EINSTEINSwow ive never felt so loved before
calm yo dick: thts wut frnds r fr
daddy kink: ah yes wholesome texts at 2 am
uwu: the devil must be appeasedlets get high in their honor
stumpy boy: could you guys save this for school?i can't sleep with you all texting
uwu: aw how cutepatricks sleepin before 4 am
daddy kink: we must protecc
calm yo dick: rck ur no fn :(
stumpy boy: well sorry but i'd like to actually be awake during first period
calm yo dick: </ /3cn u at lst cm ovr l8r
stumpy boy: ok fine
daddy kink: to do what though hmmmm
uwu: ooooooooooooooooh fuck i think i just spilled glue everywhere
daddy kink: rip
calm yo dick: ALRIGHT WHICH ONE OF YOU FUCKS DID IT THIS TIME
daddy kink: damn chill how do you have so much energy this early
dadlon: I was walking to the restroom and I saw it.We're playing dodgeball in PE today, and Patrick got hit in the face. Didn't see the person who did it, though.
moike wazowki: ??
calm yo dick: it was someone who had red hair
moike wazowki:
OH MY GOD ITS JOSH
calm yo dick: ?
dadlon: Who?
moike wazowki: i met him at the parki think he wears a snapback and has a nose ring
calm yo dick: k hold on
moike wazowki: oh god pete u better not go beat his ass up
dadlon: Pete, stop. This isn't going to make the situation any better.
calm yo dick: it's too latethis is patrick and pete just stormed out of the nurse's officehe left his phone behindi think i see him on the blacktopOH NO WHAT IS HE DOING
moike wazowki: WTF I THINK I SEE HIM FROM SCIENCE CLASS
daddy kink: hey guys what did i missoH SHIT WHY THE FUCK IS PETE HEREHE JUST BODIED ME WTF
calm yo dick: he got you AND josh?
daddy kink: WTF HOW ARE U TEXTING USAND WHOS JOSH
calm yo dick: THIS IS PATRICKOH MY GOD WHAT IS PETE D O I N GBRENDON ARE YOU OKAY??
daddy kink: MT FYCKUNG LRG ASYDJSK
calm yo dick: what happened to josh?
daddy kink: oh thank GOD ieros sending pete to the officesomeones taking me and a red haired kid to the nurse
calm yo dick: pete has a problem
moike wazowki: no shit
daddy kink: oh wow mike ur back
moike wazowki: sorry im actually tryin to bE A GOOD STUDENT
daddy kink: stfu since when did u want to learn
moike wazowki: this is bullying
stumpy boy added
Josh Dun to
#peterick
stumpy boy: oh god i forgot the gc was named that
stumpy boy renamed
#peterick to
pma
moike wazowki: pma?
stumpy boy: positive mental attitudethe group chat really needs it
daddy kink: u rite u rite
calm yo dick: ay
Josh Dun: who r u
moike wazowki: thats the guy that just ran u over sry
Josh Dun left the chat
calm yo dick: MK WTF
uwu: lmaoooobut fr y did u do that
calm yo dick: i thought he hurt him on purpose >:(
moike wazowki: thats what u said to me after u went apeshitI STILL HAVE THE SCARS
dadlon: Didn't you get suspended for essentially assault?
calm yo dick: k ya bt stl
mom: you guys are fucking dumbwhy am i friends with all of you
daddy kink: bUt mOooooooooomwere not that bad :(
mom sent a video(It's a video of Joe bowing before a canvas with a considerable amount of dicks on it.)
mom: i beg to differ
dadlon: What
do you guys even do in Toro's class?
moike wazowki: they make masterpieces thats what they do
stumpy boy: are we all just going to ignore josh???
stumpy boy
added
Josh Dun
to
pma
stumpy boy: hey
Josh Dun: is pete still here
stumpy boy: uh yeah,,
Josh Dun: oh godpatrick is he gonna hurt me again
stumpy boy: pete are you going to tell him
calm yo dick: K IM SRY JOSHI THOT U DID IT ON PRPS
Josh Dun: i accept ur apology but my entire body is in painlike how does a kid do that
stumpy boy: oh my fucking god
daddy kink: gASP
uwu: THE CHILD HAS BEEN TAINTED
mom: oh no
moike wazowki: WHO DID THIS TO U STUMP
dadlon: What has this world come to?
Josh Dun: P A T R I C K
calm yo dick: TRCK WHO FCKN DID THS 2 U
mom: i think we found our culprit
moike wazowki: PETE WHAT DID U DO
stumpy boy: guys
calm yo dick: I DIDNT DO SHT
daddy kink: M H MUVE PROBABLY KILLED A MAN
stumpy boy: GUYSi don't mean to shout but can you just listen to me
calm yo dick: i-
moike wazowki: you cant yell when ur textin patrick
uwu: further proof that patrick must be protected from all evils
Josh Dun: what an angel
mom: he really is made of sunshine and rainbows
dadlon: No harm shall come to this blessed child.
daddy kink: y do i feel so attacked after reading thathot
mom: are you guys together my god
dadlon: My standards aren't that low.
calm yo dick: OOO HE RLY JST DID THT
stumpy boy: ANYWAYcan i just speak my thoughts
daddy kink: oh yeah go ahead
moike wazowki: LET THE CHILD SPEAK
stumpy boy: actually that's the thingi'm not some helpless childdon't get me wrong,
i'm flattered that you're trying to protect me,
but i can also protect myself
uwu: woahdamn patrick i didnt know u felt that way
mom: patrick if we bother you you can tell us to stop
stumpy boy: no it's not thatit's not that much of a problembut sometimes it can get out of hand
dadlon: I think someone should be apologizing.
calm yo dick: OK PATRICK IM SO SO SO SORRYi never knew you felt that wayi just never want you to be hurt everyoure my best fucking friend and i care about you
uwu: glksadhf
mom: damn thats wholesome
dadlon: Agreed.
Josh Dun: i didnt know pete had a soft side
daddy kink: YAAAAA
moike wazowki: gdi i cant take this
stumpy boy: i appreciate thati care about you too
Josh Dun: yeah im sure thats definitely platonic
dadlon changed
Josh Dun's nickname to
platonic
platonic: y dallon
uwu: oh god andy hold me im gonna cry
mom: disgusting
mom sent a video(Joe is holding onto Andy's arm whilst crying heavily.)
moike wazowki: oh god he really is cryin
dadlon: That's not normal.
calm yo dick: nthn in ths gc is nrml
stumpy boy: it's even worse in person
daddy kink: r we all really just going to ignore that joe asked andy to hold him
platonic: wait a minwhats THEIR ship name then
stumpy boy: why is that the first thing you think of
dadlon: Trohley.I'm pretty sure Brendon mentioned it once.
daddy kink: aH YEStrohley and peterickwhich ship is better place ur bets
mom: what the fuckbrendon youre not any better than joe
daddy kink: oh come on dallon mike and josh ship it too
moike wazowki: ye
platonic: why u gotta expose us like that
dadlon: He's not wrong.
moike wazowki: oh thank god its next perwell except for pete lmao
calm yo dick: u btr wtch out 4 whn i cm bcku gna die
daddy kink: goddamn ryan ross looks fine af
moike wazowki: is ryan ross that kid in yearbook
daddy kink: he isnt just that kid in yearbookhes a god amongst men
uwu: what the hell who the fuck
daddy kink: U DONT KNOW WHO RYAN ROSS IS ???
uwu: no
daddy kink: THE F U C KLET ME EDUCATE U ON RYAN FUCKING ROSS
calm yo dick: yo i thot u wr w dln
dadlon: I feel unloved.
mom: ^^
uwu: WHAT DO U MEANISNT MY LOVE AND AFFECTION ENOUGHWHY CANT U LOVE ME LIKE PETE LOVES PATRICK
calm yo dick: u btr b gld im nt at skul rnill fuck u up jo
platonic: speaking about loveno ones here to give me anyIM ADDING MY BEST FREN
platonic added
Tyler Joseph to
pma
platonic: TY
Tyler Joseph: BEST FREN
platonic changed
Tyler Joseph's nickname to
best fren
calm yo dick: who
best fren: who are u
stumpy boy:
how did tyler know it was josh who added himi'm so confused
platonic: we have best fren recognition powers
moike wazowki: how the fuck does that work
platonic: dont ask questions just let it happen
best fren: i still dont know who any of u r
stumpy boy: oh yeaheveryone say who their name isi'm patrick stump
calm yo dick: pete wentzand apparently i have a problem
daddy kink: brendon urieyes u do have a problem peteand yes i have a daddy kink
moike wazowki: mike naranthe only reason im in this chat is because pete beat me up
dadlon: My name is Dallon Weekes.I'm in this chat because Mike tried to tackle me.
mom: oh shit im late to thisandy hurleydont ask why my nickname is the way it is
uwu: joe trohman B)
best fren: wait dallon and brendon are in this chatu guys r legends
stumpy boy: wait tyler u can sing ???
dadlon: Wait, what?I've never heard your name before, and you're in choir?
daddy kink: yeah same herehow come ive never talked to u
best fren: i think its because i dont really talk to anyoneand i dont really stand out i guess
platonic: WHATHAVE ANY OF U HEARD TYLER SINGI NEED TO KNOW
dadlon: Wait, now that I think about it...I've actually never heard Tyler sing.
daddy kink: me neither
moike wazowki: i must hear
uwu: our new friend here can sing?yes pls
best fren: please dont show them that video jishi don't think im ready to show them
platonic: aw its okay tyi wont show them until u say its ok
mom changed
platonic's nickname to
jish
jish: well then
calm yo dick: is jo ok
daddy kink sent a video(Joe is holding his backpack and crying into it.)
stumpy boy: that amount of crying isn't healthyat least the guy next to me isn't annoyingoh and mike's here too
moike wazowki: am i just the afterthought
uwu: ^^y dont u love me andy
mom: stfu joe
uwu: :(
mom: the torture is finally over for today
uwu: take me home with u
mom: no
moike wazowki: the sexual tension is real
dadlon: ^^
stumpy boy: hey pete
calm yo dick: ya wut is it
stumpy boy: is it okay if i come over
calm yo dick: i dont think soi gt grnded til spnsn ndssry trckstr
uwu: love cant stop u tho
calm yo dick: it nds in 2 dyswtch urslf
uwu: andy protect me pls
mom: i dont want pete to get expelled for this shitbut i do want you to get hurt so good luck have fun
moike wazowki: im so sorry for ur loss joe
uwu: im being bulliedwhere is my new friend josh
jish: were friends?and im going to taco bell with ty
best fren: any of u want to come
uwu: ILL GO EVEN THO U DONT LOVE ME </3
daddy kink: did i hear taco bellyes pls
dadlon: I'd like some food, so sure, I'll go.
mom: actually yeah take me with youi dont want to be home right nowi know my mom is gonna make me do homework once i get there
moike wazowki: HOLD ON TAKE ME TOOIM LONELY PLS
calm yo dick: aw sht i wnt tco bll
stumpy boy: i'll bring you some
calm yo dick: ayy <3
uwu: my heart cant take this anymorelike holy shit what the f u c k
best fren: u really werent lyin when u said joe had a problem
jish: and now were taking him to taco bell
dadlon: Let's hope we don't die.
daddy kink: ok ok yeah thats coolbut can we go to taco bell now ???
stumpy boy: where are we meeting up
jish: parking lot boisboth me and ty are here already
moike wazowki: LETS FUCKING GOOOO
uwu: g i m m e f o o d
mom: whos paying
jish: its on us
best fren: yepconsider it a peace offering
daddy kink: FUCK YEAHFREE TACO BELL
stumpy boy: are you surei have money
best fren: no patrick its okay
jish: yea we got it
stumpy boy: no i insist
dadlon: Patrick is too pure for this group chat.
moike wazowki: we really dont deserve him
mom: yep
uwu: bless your kind soul patrick
calm yo dick: y r u so prfct
daddy kink: tru truNOW LETS GET SOME FUCKIN TACO BELL
jish: LETS GO BOIS
best fren: :D
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jish: WHERE DID JOE GO
best fren: JOE
mom: what are you doing joe
daddy kink:
I WANT MY FUCKING TACO BELLCOME BACK
stumpy boy: guys i think i found him
stumpy boy
sent a picture(Joe's in a bush.)
mom: what
calm yo dick: is he hi on glu agn
dadlon: Why is Joe in a bush?
moike wazowki: JOE WHAT THE HELLI WANT MY FUCKIN CHALUPAS
daddy kink: THIS BITCHWHERE HE ATHES GONNA CATCH THESE HANDS
calm yo dick: wtf is goin on ovr thr
mom sent a video(Brendon saw Joe in the bush. Shit went down.)
uwu: BRENDONTHAT FUCKING H U R T
daddy kink: I JUST WANT TACOSM Y T A C O S
best fren renamed
pma to m y t a c o s
moike wazowki: wow how inspirational
mom: dont encourage it you ding dong
dadlon changed
moike wazowki's nickname to
ding dong
ding dong: GDI DALLON
jish: "don't encourage it you ding dong"-andy hurley 2k18
calm yo dick: nw snr quot
best fren: a true icon
uwu: wow im so glad i have the most caring friends
dadlon: Can we just get some food now?
jish: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UPLETS GET SOME FUCKING TACO BELL
calm yo dick: gt me sm 2 pls
mom: well shit
jish: JOEBRENDONTYLERS CRYIN NOW U MONSTERS
dadlon: Why did we have to take them with us?
calm yo dick: huh
uwu: YEAH BRENDON WHAT THE FUCK
daddy kink: SHUT THE FUCK UP JOEYOU CANT SAY SHITIVE WAS PROVOKED
moike wazowki: what the fuck is that broken english
calm yo dick changed
daddy kink's nickname to
i've was provoked
i've was provoked: STOP BULLYING ME
jish: THEN WHY DID U GET US KICKED OUTWE DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHIN
calm yo dick: ?
stumpy boy: brendon and joe had a "disagreement"we got kicked out and they're basically banned from going back to that one
best fren: aAAHhhhh
mom: tyler loves taco bell with a passion
calm yo dick: intrstn
moike wazowki: is that all u gained from this
uwu changed
calm yo dick's nickname to
interesting
interesting: dck
uwu: :)
i've was provoked: fuck u joe
uwu: fuckin fight me
mom: dont do that
dadlon: We don't need another person suspended.
jish: joe i think u spilled coke on a couple
mom: yikes
moike wazowki changed
mom's nickname to
yikes
yikes: gee thanks for the new nickname
uwu: wait whos gonna be our mom now
uwu changed
yikes's nickname to
mom
moike wazowki: rip
interesting changed
moike wazowki's nickname to
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
uwu: UM
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: WHAT THE FUCK
stumpy boy: PETE WHY
mom: HOW DID YOU EVEN FIT THAT
dadlon: How much does he hate us?
best fren: more than you could ever know
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: MAKE MY WISH COME TRUUUE
PLS CHANGE MY NICKNAME
interesting: no
i've was provoked: just let it happen
interesting changed the settings
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
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Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: WHAT
OH FUCK I CANT CHANGE MY NAME
mom: PETE
jish: NOW NONE OF US CAN LEAVE
stumpy boy:
ಥ^ಥ
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑 : OR CHANGE MY DUMB ASS NAME
interesting:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
uwu: fuck its school again
i've was provoked: U KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS
mom: what
stumpy boy: no brendon don't do this
i've was provoked: TIME TO FUCK UP JOE TROHMAN
uwu: COME AT ME I DARE U
dadlon: Can you not do that?
mom: its too lateyou cant stop them
uwu: SQUARE UP
i've was provoked: LETS SETTLE THIS LIKE REAL MENBASKETBALL COURTSNOW
uwu: B E T
stumpy boy: no don't do that
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: where did they go
stumpy boy: i think i see themwHAT ARE THEY DOING
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: ^^
interesting: wuts goin on
mom: brendon and joe are going AT ITdamn i think theres blood
stumpy boy: OH MY GOD
jish: hey guys im almost at school whats going onOOP
dadlon: I-
best fren: skskjksdks
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑
: DAMN
dadlon sent a video(In the middle of Brendon and Joe's fight, a girl comes running in and tackles both of them.)
interesting: THY GT FCKD UP LMAOOO
jish: they got sent to the nurse haha
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: that girl really fucked them up
best fren: whats their input on this
i've was provoked: UM
uwu: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT
mom: you tell me
stumpy boy: who was that girl
i've was provoked: LIKE DAMN THAT HURToh shit shes coming to the nurses office
uwu: Y I K E Soh shit i was gonna add her but i cant
jish: WHY WOULD U DO THAT
dadlon: ^^
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: BOI
best fren: yall are dumb
interesting: Y A L L
interesting changed
best fren's nickname to Y ' A L L
Y ' A L L: NO
interesting: ;)
stumpy boy: why are we even here
jish: i think we all died and went to hell
mom: and pete is satan
uwu: pete i sent it to uADD HER
dadlon: Don't do that.
mom: yeah listen to dallon
uwu: ANDY I LOVE U BUT NOT NOWDO IT WENTZ
mom: i dont love you
jish: joe no one loves u
uwu: :(
interesting: wuts in it 4 me
uwu: ill send you pepe memes
Y ' A L L: r
u serious
interesting: YE
stumpy boy: you'd be surprised
interesting added
Nicole Row to
m y t a c o s
Y ' A L L: Y
Nicole Row: what is this
uwu: uh hiim the kid u tackled earlier
Nicole Row: which onethe one with the afro or the one with the fivehead
jish: LMAO
i've was provoked: R O O D
mom: here ill introduce everyone
i've was provoked: y cant i do it
Y ' A L L: shh brendonthe adults are trying to talk
Nicole Row: damn
mom: ANYWAYim andy hurleydont ask y my name is momuwu is joe trohmanhe uses tumblr in his free time
uwu: ANDY
SHUT UP
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: LMAOOOOOOOOO
interesting changed
uwu's nickname to
tumblr bitch
Nicole Row: oh my god
dadlon: Welcome to hell.
i've was provoked: IM BRENDON URIE
jish: SHH
i've was provoked: >:(
mom: like i was sayingive was provoked is brendon uriehe cant spell as u can see
i've was provoked: oh fUCK U
mom:
interesting is pete wentzhe gets fired up a lot
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: "fired up"
interesting: ;)
jish: hell try to fuck u upwatch out
tumblr bitch: yeah even tho u tackled uspete got suspended for a reason
interesting: >:(
Nicole Row: noted
mom:
stumpy boy is patrick stumpan angel sent from heaven
Y ' A L L: no lies detected
stumpy boy: t( •̀_•́ t )
jish: what did we tell u
Nicole Row: damn ok
mom:
dadlon is dallon weekesno further explanation is neededthe one with the long ass name is mike narana professional dipshit
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: fuck u
mom:
jish is josh dunhe gifted us free taco bellY ' A L L is tyler josephmainly a victim in all of this
Y ' A L L: tru tru
Nicole Row: "the one with the long ass name"i hardly know anyone herebut i already hate all of u
interesting changed
Nicole Row's nickname to i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: y r u like this
interesting: its the initiation
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: it happened to all of us dw
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: fuck i cant leave
stumpy boy: guess who did that
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: oh no
i've was provoked: pete made the group chat too
dadlon: Everything bad that happens is because of Pete.
jish: ^^
tumblr bitch: TRU TRU
Y ' A L L: WAIT UR RIGHT
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
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Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: WHAT
i've was provoked: PETE WENTZWHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS
interesting: UR ALL SO MN 2 ME >:(
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: can u speak english
interesting: no i abbrvi8 wrds
stumpy boy: yeah i think he put it in a song he wrotehe called it thnks fr th mmrs
jish: what does "thnks fr the mmrs" even mean
interesting: its thnks fr th mmrs gt w th tms
mom: ugh you edgelordit means "thanks for the memories"
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: what
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: the fuck???
i've was provoked: u write songs
interesting: ye
dadlon: Wow, I didn't know Pete was such a poet.
tumblr bitch: have you SEEN the shit hes written ??
stumpy boy: hahahaha
mom: some lyrics petes written"ill stop wearing black when they make a darker color""are you smelling that shit""when you catch fire i wouldnt piss to put you out"
interesting: ITS CLD CRE8IVIT
tumblr bitch: creativity my ass
jish: wow im so inspired
Y ' A L L: i didnt know he wrote such meaningful lyrics
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: emo fuck
interesting: RPRTD 4 BLYN >:(
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: i wouldnt piss to put u out lmao
dadlon: "I'll stop wearing black when they make a darker color."I think that's my new senior quote.
interesting: STFU DADU DONT UNDRSTND
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: iTs NoT a PhAsE dAd
jish: HAHA
interesting: 😭
Y ' A L L: let the truth be exposed
interesting: whrs trcki nd hgs
jish: y cant u just spell need
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: fr
tumblr bitch: this is only the beginnin
mom: you havent seen the end of it yet
interesting: wHRS RCK
Y ' A L L: hes actually bein a good student unlike u
dadlon sent a picture(An blessed painting of our favorite stumpy boy.)
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: wtf that looks EXACTLY like patrick
jish: WOAH HE REALLY DID THAT
Y ' A L L: DALLON I DIDNT KNOW U COULD PAINT
i've was provoked: what the actual FUCK
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa: WOW THATS AMAZING
mom: talent
tumblr bitch: skskkdks cute
interesting: PLS SND
jish: u desperate shit
Y ' A L L: give the poet what he wants
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: wentz > shakespeare
interesting: u rite
dadlon: Roses are red, violets are blue.
interesting: vilts r vilt dmbass
dadlon: Fine.Roses are red, violets are violet.Sometimes Pete Wentz should just stay quiet.
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: rip
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tumblr bitch: hey guys
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: wtf do u want its 3 am
mom: oh god i forgot you were still named that
interesting: tHe DeViLs HoUr
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: what is it
tumblr bitch: wtf nicole stays up too ???
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: well now i do bc one of u fucks r probably gonna murder me in my sleep
mom: youre not the only one
interesting: wowie
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: stfu wentz ur one of them
interesting: u btchill hv u no im cmng bck 2day
tumblr bitch: hey thats my name
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑 : ok ok yeah thats cool now gO THE FUCK TO SLEEP
i've was provoked: DALLON JAMES WEEKES
dadlon: What do you want?I'm trying to not fail math.
interesting: wow i didnt no u cared abt mathmr york hates me lul
tumblr bitch: damn rip
jish: what a white nameu white boy
mom: but youre also white
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: HES A TWINKIE
interesting
changed
jish's nickname to
twinkie
twinkie: NICOLE PETE I S W E A R
interesting: u cant change ur name loser
i've was provoked: aNYWAY
twinkie: pete wentz did u know that i hate u
i've was provoked:
LIKE I WAS SAYINGFUCK OFF JOSH
twinkie: no
i've was provoked: A N Y W A Y
stumpy boy: hey guys what did i missart class is nice
i've was provoked: FUCK
mom: rip brendon
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: liek if you cri evrytim
stumpy boy: what is going on i'm so confused
dadlon: Brendon's trying to tell us something, but all of you keep interrupting him.:)
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you: sad boi hours
interesting changed
i hardly know anyone here but i already hate all of you's nickname to
sad boi hours
sad boi hours: i have been liberated
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: lucky
stumpy boy: this got really depressing really quickly
tumblr bitch: lmao story of my life
mom: joe's crying nowthanks
sad boi hours: hahah i see him what a loser
interesting: damn ur mean
twinkie: karma
Y ' A L L: credit karma
interesting changed
Y ' A L L's nickname to
credit karma
credit karma: thanks pete
i've was provoked: I GOT SONETJING TO SAY NUT U ALL EONT LET ME
dadlon: ???
sad boi hours: N U T
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: ok damn brendon no need to yell
i've was provoked: FUCK I NG M I K E
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: ??? no ones fucking me ???
i've was provoked: ALSKJDFHAUISHFKJLALSJ
sad boi hours: naran i think u broke him
tumblr bitch: what do we do with the body
credit karma: is that really the first thing you think of ???
interesting: bury itill hlp u
stumpy boy: pete i-just let the man talk already
dadlon: We probably should.I want to hear what Brendon has to say.
i've was provoked: T H A N K U
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑: THANK U NEXT NEXT THANK U NEXT NEXT THANK U NEXT NEXT IM SO FUCKING GRATEFUL FOR MY EX
interesting changed
🤕Hit
👊
or miss😳
I guess
🤔they
👉never
❌
miss, huh
😕😕? You
🙌got
a boyfriend😍, I bet
🎰😶he
😨doesn't
👎kiss
😘😘
ya
mwah💖
😻He
gon' find
🔍🔍
another girl
👶
and he
😮won't😤
miss👌
ya🙀He
🤤gon'
😲skrrt and hit
👊👊
the dab😎
like
😄😄
Wiz
🤠Khalifa🤑's nickname to
thank u, next
thank u, next: IM FREEARIANA GRANDE IS A QUEEN
interesting: yw
i've was provoked: thats nice and all bUt CaN yOu LiStEn To Me NoW
sad boi hours: ok damn chill tf out
i've was provoked: sOdo u all know who ryan ross is ??hes yearbook president
mom: no whos that
tumblr bitch: WHATU DONT KNOW WHO THE RYAN ROSS ISHE GOT THAT BAD BOI LOOK
mom: ewwait you didnt even know him before
tumblr bitch: i got educated by brendon
interesting:
ye ik tht kid hes prtty cool
dadlon: Who's Ryan Ross?
twinkie: who
credit karma: uh
stumpy boy: yeah, i think i've seen him before
thank u, next: excuse me who tHE FUCK IS RYAN ROSS
i've was provoked: its kinda sad barely half of u know himhes a god amongst menanyway so he sends me pics of stuff
interesting:
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
thank u, next: damn brendon get some
i've was provoked: nOt LiKe ThAt sKSkanyway so he sends me drama bc u know how i like drama
tumblr bitch: can confirm
dadlon: Wait, so, what did you call me for?
stumpy boy: yeah i need explanations
twinkie: sHh brendon about to spill some tea
thank u, next: *sIpS tEa*
credit karma: H I S H I S T E R S
interesting: tbh james charles is ovrrtd
mom: uh oh
interesting: ???
tumblr bitch: tHE FUCK DID U SAY BITCHJAMES CHARLES IS A GOD FITE ME
interesting: gladlyfite me now
tumblr bitch:
ⁿᵒⁿᵒⁿᵒ ᶦᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ
i've was provoked: damn petes first day back and hes already threatenin us
interesting: ;)
mom: rip
i've was provoked: a l r i g h t l e t m e c o n t i n u eso today ryan sent me something i think dallon should explain
i've was provoked sent a photo(Dallon and a blue-haired boy are talking with smiles on their faces.)
tumblr bitch: * S I P S T E A I N T E N S E L Y *wHos that dallon ???
thank u, next: dallon cheating on brendon :0000
dadlon: We're not even together?
interesting: woah dallon
twinkie:
🤔🤔
i've was provoked: big thonking hourssdSkDs **thinking
thank u, next: t h o n k u, n e x t
interesting changed
i've was provoked's nickname to
big thonking hours
big thonking hours: thonk u
credit karma: dallon i-
mom: dallon whos that
dadlon: I-Here, why don't you have him explain it?Pete, I sent you the number.You can add him.
interesting: A L R I G H T B O I S
big thonking hours: oOOooOoh whos it gonna be
thank u, next: ITS GONNA BE ME
mom: ugh u nsync hoe
thank u, next: nsync is legendary 😤😤😤
interesting added
Michael
Way
to
m y t a c o s
interesting: SHIT WRNG 1
interesting removed
Michael Way from
m y t a c o s
thank u, next: WAIT HOW DO U HAVE HIS #
big thonking hours: wait a damn minute
stumpy boy: was that the science teacher
interesting:
ⁿᵒ
big thonking hours: damn petes going for older menpatrick u better watch out
stumpy boy: i-
interesting: aNYWAY
interesting added
Ryan Seaman to
m y t a c o s
Ryan Seaman: my tacos? my tacoshotel? trivago
tumblr bitch: hey i like this guy
credit karma: do we have to introduce ourselves all over again
stumpy boy: don't worry i
got thisinteresting: pete wentzstumpy boy: patrick stump
tumblr bitch: joe trohmanmom: andy hurleybig thonking hours: brendon uriethank u, next: mike narandadlon: dallon weekestwinkie: josh duncredit karma: tyler josephsad boi hours: nicole row
Ryan Seaman: oh yay dallons herehey dal
dadlon: Hey Ryan.
big thonking hours:
nice copy and pastewaitwhere did nicole go
credit karma: ???
tumblr bitch: wait thats trueit says active 30 mins agowait oh fuck shes not in her seat
twinkie: wot
mom: oh shit joes rightpete patrick joe nicole and i have art together for 4th but nicoles not here ???
big thonking hours: holy shit were assholes
dadlon: I can't believe we didn't notice earlier.
thank u, next: i cant tell if that was sarcastic or not
dadlon: Mike, if you don't stop talking, I'm going to kick you.
thank u, next: woah woah woah cHILLur turning into pete smh
interesting: r o o d
Ryan Seaman: dally u just gotta relaxdrink some apple juice
credit karma: what ???
tumblr bitch: oh my god he gets drunk off of apple juice too ???
Ryan Seaman: 100%a doctor a day keeps the apple away
twinkie: sKskdjfs wOt
dadlon: During school hours?
Ryan Seaman: dal look outside
dadlon: Ryan, please.Don't.
Ryan Seaman: its fiiiiiiineits gonna be 5th period soon anyway
mom: oh my god hes as drunk as joe
tumblr bitch: mY DRUNK BUDDY
Ryan Seaman: :Doh yay time for pe
stumpy boy: guys i found nicolepete go to history without me i'll meet you therei gotta help her
interesting: aw mani hpe shes ok
credit karma: wait what happened ???
stumpy boy: she doesn't want me to talk about iti'll wait until she's ready to tell you guys
thank u, next: oh shit i hope shes not hurt
twinkie: aHh i hope shes ok
i've was provoked: thats tuffbut seriously i hope shes fine
credit karma: oh notell nicole i hope shes all good
tumblr bitch: shit shit shitnoooo
mom: damn while we were fucking aroundtell her i said sorry for being an asshole
Ryan Seaman: aw i hope shes okay
dadlon: We all do.
stumpy boy: bye guysnicole says thanks to all of you
thank u, next: that was wholesome for once
Ryan Seaman: shhh mike stop ruining the moment
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
interesting: i hv an idea lul
stumpy boy: i'm concerned
big thonking hours: ^^
interesting changed
Ryan Seaman's nickname to
semen
semen: i feel so attacked rn
twinkie: welcome to hellwhere were all sinners and petes satan
mom: can confirm
sad boi hours: damn sadand hey im back
dadlon: I apologize for not noticing your disappearance earlier.
sad boi hours: nah its fine dw about iti appreciate the concern
credit karma: oh thank goodness ur ok
semen: yeah same here even tho i was added after u disappeared
tumblr bitch: even though u trucked me i still worry
thank u, next:
what happened ???
stumpy boy: M I K E
dadlon: Mike, seriously?
big thonking hours: omg ur an asshole
tumblr bitch:
sdfsjdlsk
thank u, next: whaaaaaat i need to knowsorry for being curious
😔
sad boi hours: i dont want to talk about that shitif u bring it up again i will hurt u
thank u, next: nO PLS
big thonking hours: snOrthe actually wheezed irl
interesting: r u guys hnging out?
big thonking hours: yup at his houseme mike dallon and ryan
semen: uh i need context
tumblr bitch: so in the beginning satan created this group chatand almost immediately right after he rekt mike
stumpy boy: that's also the reason why he's in the chat in the first place
twinkie: and nicole trucked joe and brendon so theres that
semen: ohhhhh
mom: this group chat has a disturbing backstory
dadlon: ^^
sad boi hours: wait seaman rightnot ross?
big thonking hours: yep seamanwait y
stumpy boy: sTOP ASKING
sad boi hours: aw thanks stump ur so nicefuck u brendon
big thonking hours: oKay sorry sorry :(
semen sent a picture(Brendon is chasing Mike with a paintball gun.)
credit karma: Y'ALL ARE WILD
tumblr bitch: WOAH WTF IS THAT MY BOI JIMMY
thank u, next: wtf jimmy ???
mom: jimmys a paintball gun joe got from his dad for christmasit was like about 3 years ago
tumblr bitch: hIS BIRTHDAYS COMING UP SOON I ALMOST FORGOTJIMMYS TURNING 3 SKJDKS
interesting: y jimmy gotta b a boy
twinkie: yeah why cant jimmy be whatever gender jimmy wants to beholy shit i cant believe i just agreed with pete wentz
interesting: :(
sad boi hours: facts thooo
semen: tru tru
interesting renamed
m y t a c o s to
stop assuming jimmy's gender
credit karma: pete finally has good grammar ???aw man now i owe dallon 3 pennies
interesting: r o o d
dadlon: Give me my three pennies by tomorrow, Tyler.:)
stumpy boy: wait what ???and no don't do that because that was me
mom: that smile was dripping with murderous intent
credit karma: ^^
tumblr bitch: damn what are u two doin alone
(
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (
͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
mom: joe were literally with themat your house
interesting: wowie
tumblr bitch: sHshhsShHh
twinkie: tyler and i went taco bell without the rest of u ding dongs
dadlon: Wow, rude.
semen: even dallys hopping on the "r00d" bandwagon wow
dadlon: Ryan, if you don't shut up, I will make you.
twinkie: W O A H T H E R E
big thonking hours: KINKY
credit karma: dallon tops!!
semen: *winks with both eyes* pls do
interesting changed
twinkie's nickname to
ding dong
ding dong: is that what u gained from this
tumblr bitch: thats tuff
mom: ryan you do realize your names literally semen
semen: buuuuuut muuuuuumi got jimmy
tumblr bitch: give him to me or p e r i s h
dadlon: Stop assuming Jimmy's gender.
tumblr bitch: sorry them*
stumpy boy: good morning everyone
(◕◡◕✿)
interesting: well good mrning 2 u 2
stumpy boy: **everyone except for pete
mom: what a wholesome way to wake upoop
interesting: TRCK
stumpy boy: :)
sad boi hours: good morning to ubtw im not coming to school today
credit karma: what why ???
sad boi hours: i dont want towhy the fuck else do u think im not going
semen: aw come on nicoleim bringing jimmy
tumblr bitch: excuse me WHATyou better gimme jimmy
dadlon: Wait, why?
thank u, next: hehe gimme jimmy
ding dong: DO ITI MUST SEE JIMMY FOR MYSELF
mom: no you dontmike youre not funny
thank u, next: :(what why noti mean jimmy gave me at least 3 bruises but still
big thonking hours: lmao that was fun
semen: u almost gave him a concussion
ding dong: wOaH BrEnDoN sToOpInG dOwN tO pEtEs LeVeL
thank u, next: disgusting smh
interesting: r00d
😤😤
big thonking hours: ^^
tumblr bitch: DONT BLAME JIMMY WHEN IT WAS BRENDONS DUMB ASS
big thonking hours: meanieand why u so aggressive
stumpy boy: joe's very protective of jimmy
tumblr bitch: jimmy is my child
sad boi hours: damn whos the mother
thank u, next: ITS ANDY
tumblr bitch: sknflsjldk
big thonking hours: RIIIIIIIIIIP
credit karma: :OOOOO
ding dong: NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSEANDY REALLY IS A MOM
mom: bitch pleaseeven if i was capable of being a mom i would 100% not be the mom of joes children
interesting: thts tuff
sad boi hours: fUck man that sucks
credit karma: im so sorry for ur loss
tumblr bitch: u really hurt my feelings andy :(
mom: does it look like i carei stg im about to shoot u with jimmy
interesting: hmm gud ideamike hand thm ovr
credit karma: NOPENOPENOPENOPENOPENOPEI AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY MURDERS
stumpy boy: P E T E
ding dong: watch as u get suspended again lmao
tumblr bitch: CHILL THE F U C K O U T
sad boi hours: oh shit nvm i AM COMING TO SCHOOLwentz ill help u
mom: wait are you actually??
interesting: joes gonna die
ding dong: he better watch out
tumblr bitch: oh my god
tumblr bitch: i fear pete and nicole r gonna jump me when im not lookin
thank u, next: what class are u even in rn
dadlon: That sounds sketchy.
thank u, next: stfu im just bored in york
big thonking hours: damn that sucksyorks pretty chill unless ur pete
tumblr bitch: ughh im in computers
semen: wow me toolook in the back
tumblr bitch: holy shitryan im waving at u
ding dong: wholesome
credit karma: jishwa why cant u be like this
ding dong: skskks sorry ty :(
tumblr bitch: aWwWHhh
big thonking hours: dallon y cant u be like this
dadlon: Brendon.Stop.
stumpy boy: there are two kinds of people
semen: rip brendon
tumblr bitch: DVSGKJBKF
credit karma: ???
semen: holy shit i think they did it
dadlon: I'm so confused.
interesting: WE GOT HIM
ding dong: explain ???
interesting sent a video(Nicole is holding Jimmy, and is shooting Joe with paintballs near the playground. Pete cheers for Nicole behind the camera.)
stumpy boy: OH MY G O D
ding dong: joes actually deadi s t h a t b l o o d
thank u, next: HOLY SHIT JOES FUCKIN DYIN
dadlon: That's assault-Oh my god, is he dead?
big thonking hours: sDKSJKD HES ACTUALLY DEADTHATS FUCKING OVERKILL
credit karma: i a m n o t r e s p o n s i b l e f o r t h i s
semen: i can see it from crawfords class lmaooh wow thats a lot of blood
semen sent a video(Joe's bleeding a considerable amount of blood while Nicole and Pete are dancing around him.)
stumpy boy: oH GOD HE NEEDS TO GO TO THE HOSPITAL
big thonking hours: WHATS GONNA HAPPEN WHEN WE COME OUT FOR RECESS
credit karma: t h e y ' r e g o i n g t o j a i l
dadlon: Wait...
ding dong: if dallons worried we should be too
semen: mhm
stumpy boy: wEll i mean our friend is LITERALLY D Y I N G
dadlon: What if there's the case in which Nicole and Pete actually DO go to jail?
semen: SHIT U RIGHT
big thonking hours: oH H E L L N O
ding dong: NO WE CANT LOSE THEM TO THE FEDS
credit karma: i TOLD Y'ALL
thank u, next: JESUS CHRIST ITS BARELY 3RD PERIOD
dadlon: Hold on...Where's Andy?
stumpy boy: ...HE'S NOT IN MATH
semen: guys look
semen sent a video(Andy is shielding Joe from Nicole and Pete. They leave, and Andy takes Joe into the restroom.)
credit karma: MAMA ANDY FTW
stumpy boy: HOW HAS N O B O D Y SEEN THEM
interesting: im bacc
big thonking hours: h o w d o i e v e n r e s p o n d t o t h a t
ding dong: ^^
semen: wheres nicole?
interesting: shes hiding jimmy
ding dong: i cant believe u guys actually did THAT
credit karma: im terrified,,
thank u, next: ARE U GUYS FUCKIN INSANE
interesting: shhh miketlk nd ur nxt
dadlon: Pete and Nicole...We need to have a serious chat.
big thonking hours: we need a joe update™
semen: that was so much blood
thank u, next: O K A Y J E S U S
dadlon: What I said still goes.
stumpy boy: P E T E R
interesting: yes trck
dadlon: How are you guys so calm?
stumpy boy: YOU COULD GET INTO TROUBLEWHY DID YOU DO THAT
interesting: it ws fn :(
dadlon: You could risk getting put into juvie.
credit karma: u r WAAAAY too calm for this
interesting: welp might as well delete the chat
interesting removed
stumpy boy from
stop assuming jimmy's gender
sad boi hours: ah good times
interesting: ill mss itjimmys sch a wrrior
thank u, next: i want to forget this chat ever existed
interesting removed
thank u, next from
stop assuming jimmy's gender
sad boi hours: a reminder to never fuck with us
big thonking hours: i dont think u have to worry about that hOLY SHIT
credit karma: NOTED
ding dong: dw iM TERRIFIED NOW THANKS
dadlon: Please, just get me out of here.
interesting: ok ok
interesting removed
big thonking hours from
stop assuming jimmy's genderinteresting removed
tumblr bitch from
stop assuming jimmy's genderinteresting removed
dadlon from
stop assuming jimmy's genderinteresting removed
credit karma from
stop assuming jimmy's genderinteresting removed
ding dong from
stop assuming jimmy's genderinteresting removed
mom from
stop assuming jimmy's gender
sad boi hours: ryan
semen: wut
interesting: dlt th vids
semen: k
interesting removed
semen from
stop assuming jimmy's gender
sad boi hours: ightthis is it
interesting: its fiiiiineill mke a nw 1
sad boi hours: u sure
interesting: yup
sad boi hours: ok do it then
interesting removed
sad boi hours
from
stop assuming jimmy's gender
interesting: now
no1s hrfck it imma keep ths 1 fr myslf
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
Pete Wentz added
Patrick Stump, Andy Hurley, Joe Trohman, Brendon Urie, Mike Naran, Dallon Weekes, Ryan Seaman, Nicole Row, Tyler Joseph,
and
Josh Dun to a group chat
Pete Wentz renamed the group chat
all hail jimmy
Pete Wentz: thts bttr
Mike Naran: jesus im still traumatized
Ryan Seaman: its been a fat minute
Tyler Joseph: that was spooky
Brendon Urie: HOLD
THE
FUCK
UPI NEED A JOE UPDATE™
Patrick Stump: he was with andy, right?
Andy Hurley: no need to worryi took him go to the nurse
Josh Dun: isnt williams gonna ask him how he got THAT FUCKED UP
Andy Hurley: i told her that he fell from the monkey bars
Dallon Weekes: Wouldn't she ask about the paint and bullet wounds?
Tyler Joseph: also tHE EXCESSIVE AMOUNT OF B L O O D
Andy Hurley: hes healed well enough to where he
only has some bruises and abrasions
Mike Naran: best mom of the year
Tyler Joseph: ^^WHERE R PETE AND NICOLE
Ryan Seaman: honestlyandy just cleaned up joe AND covered for them
Nicole Row: sorry was making sure jimmy was secure
Patrick Stump: pete...why did you that?
Pete Wentz: what do you mean tricky??
Mike Naran: ok i know nows not the time to say thisbut pete has decent grammar for once ???
Brendon Urie: wait-thats facts tho
Dallon Weekes: I'd like my three pennies, Tyler.
Tyler Joseph: aww man
Josh Dun: is this really the time ???
Nicole Row changed
Patrick Stump's nickname to
tricky
Nicole Row: i can finally change other peoples names yay
tricky: i-we have a serious matter to discuss
Nicole Row: right right sorry
tricky: anywayi've been too silent about this because i thought it was just for the thrill of it, but pete...you're ACTUALLY hurting peopleyou could get in SERIOUS trouble and joe didn't do anything to deserve thati want you to give me an ACTUAL, SENSIBLE reason as to WHY THE HELL YOU JUST DID THAT
Ryan Seaman:
🐸🍵
Pete Wentz: trick i just thought i'd be fun to do and i didn't think he'd be hur tthat hdns anf im sorgr sirtry ufosyr
Brendon Urie: ok seriously what is happening
Tyler Joseph:
👀👀👀
tricky: this isn't something we should be talking about in textwe'll talk after school
Pete Wentz: imsirrysiryrmsychnandiapo intmmnet
Josh Dun: holy shit..he done fucked up
Nicole Row changed
Josh Dun's nickname to
he dun fucked up
he dun fucked up: NICOLE U ASSHAT
Nicole Row: hehe
Tyler Joseph changed
Nicole Row's nickname to
row row row your boat
row row row your boat: really ??
Tyler Joseph: karma
Brendon Urie: i dont know whats happening ??
Dallon Weekes: Alright, children, shut up.
he dun fucked up: didnt ur parents teach u any manners smh
Mike Naran: r00d
tricky: shhh dallons trying to tell us something
Mike Naran: :(
Dallon Weekes:
We have two main things to think about.1) We still haven't heard back from Joe and it's been at least 20 minutes.2) Nicole and Pete really need to make it up to Joe.
Nicole Row:
about thati dont know what came over mei was just fed up with my situation from yesterdayi dont think pete is fit to talk to anyone right now but ill try my best
Joe Trohman: i-
Ryan Seaman: buddyy
Tyler Joseph: yoikes
he dun fucked up changed
Tyler Joseph's nickname to
yoikes
yoikes: oh boy
Andy Hurley: hey joe are you ok
Joe Trohman: ok first of allthe fuck happened to my nickname
he dun fucked up: is that what u thought of first??
Mike Naran: sooo while u were getting basically assaulteddallon told us that if pete and nicole could get in trouble and ryan was posting all of those videos
yoikes: yeahhh so pete removed us all from that chat and made a new one
Joe Trohman: oh okum wheres jimmy
row row row your boat: i have jimmy in my backpack
Brendon Urie: ok now wheres pete
tricky: he'll be ok, but he's not in the right mind to say anything right now
Joe Trohman: I PROPOSE WE HAVE AN APOLOGY PARTY
row row row your boat: wHatwhat the fUCK
Mike Naran: oOoooh yesss and we can have it at my housemy parents are chill with it
Brendon Urie: fucking genius
Andy Hurley: ok but that sounds kinda sad
Dallon Weekes: No.That's an absolutely horrible idea.
he dun fucked up: boo u party pooper
yoikes changed
Dallon Weekes's nickname to
party pooper
party pooper: Gee, thanks.
Ryan Seaman: come on dally itll be a great idea
tricky: an apology party?
row row row your boat: u know whatim bringing some oreos
yoikes: JISH WE SHOULD BRING TACO BELL
Brendon Urie: yES U SHOULD
he dun fucked up: ooooh ok
Mike Naran: i think i have microwavable popcorn
Joe Trohman: ooOOOO I HAVE CHEERIOS
Andy Hurley: you know what fuck itim gonna go too
Mike Naran: all must offer a peace offering
Ryan Seaman: i will offer kraft mac and cheese
row row row your boat: as one does
Mike Naran: okay so we got oreos taco bell cheerios and macaroni and cheeseBRENDON PATRICK WHAT ARE U BRINGING
Brendon Urie: oooo lemme bring mcchicken nuggets
tricky: uh i think pete has hot pockets
Joe Trohman: alright bois party starts tonight
row row row your boat: this is gonna be legendary
party pooper: I'm very worried.
Ryan Seaman: agreed
Mike Naran: dont forget to bring ur offerings
he dun fucked up: i cant wait
party pooper: Am I going to regret this?
Andy Hurley: yes
Mike Naran: alright alright alright
row row row your boat: a r e u r e a d y
yoikes: yesssss me and josh are getting some taco bell right now
Pete Wentz: trcky did u gt th pepprni pzza ht pckts
tricky: uhhh yeah i got two boxes
Ryan Seaman: wait u only got pepperoni pizza hot pockets
Pete Wentz: im brnging th hm n chees 1s :))
Joe Trohman: ooooo
party pooper: Ryan, did you get the microwavable ones?
Ryan Seaman: ye
Mike Naran: im getting out the popcorn
he dun fucked up: :))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
party pooper: Which one of you is kicking my leg?
Brendon Urie: OWWWW WHO STEPPED ON MY STOMACH
Ryan Seaman: brendon moooove ur on my leg now
Mike Naran: who suggested that sleeping on the kitchen floor was a good idea
tricky: it was your idea mike
Mike Naran: oop
he dun fucked up: wait but why is ryan right next to dallon lmaoo
he dun fucked up
sent a photo
row row row your boat: wow thats lowkey cute
Brendon Urie: aww thats wholesomei feel betrayed but still
Andy Hurley: oh noi think joe sawwatch what happens next
Mike Naran: YALL WHAT WAS THAT PTERODACTYL SCREECH
he dun fucked up: wow nice grammar
Mike Naran: y ty
Andy Hurley: OH SHIT I THINK JOES HAVING A HEART ATTACK
Andy Hurley sent a photo
Pete Wentz: he cri
Andy Hurley: hes actually praying
Mike Naran: yall need to stfumY PARENTS ROOM IS TWO ROOMS AWAY
he dun fucked up: boi it doesnt even matterthey dont give a shit about what we do
Andy Hurley: like when pete almost exploded the microwave
Pete Wentz: oK i didnt no tht wuld hppn :,)
tricky: peter pan's an idiot
Brendon Urie: couple goals
😩😩
row row row your boat changed
Pete Wentz's nickname to
peter pan
peter pan: ctch me otsde ur wndw w a brck
row row row your boat: ;)but yea theyre too chilllike i think we could burn down the house and they would be like "oh darn"
Joe Trohman: facts
Ryan Seaman: u still gotta repsecc napp tho jpshg
Brendon Urie: wtf does that mean
Joe Trohman: MY DRUNK BUDDY
Andy Hurley: ew
Mike Naran: tag urself im jpshg
Andy Hurley
changed
Ryan Seaman's nickname to
repsecc napp
Andy Hurley changed
Mike Naran's nickname to
jpshg
repsecc napp: srrrrrry i think i snitref too miny cheerioss
jpshg: i have cheerios in my hair smj
peter pan: tf whts smj
Brendon Urie: shake my jongles
petey changed
Brendon Urie's nickname to
shake my jongles
jpshg: patrick dallon and tyler are dead
petey: trcks slpn on th sofa
he dun fucked up: tylers in the kitchen sink
repsecc napp: ohhh i seees himi ciyhged up a cherrio
petey: ewalso y in a ktchn snk
he dun fucked up: idk he told me to go away and leave him alone before he fell asleep
shake my jongles: thats tuffOH SHIT
repsecc napp: oh my g od
party pooper: Just woke up.What the hell was that noise?
crackhead: were gonna d i e
yoikes: what wAS THAT
row row row your boat: omgITS THE FEDSTHEYRE AFTER US
Andy Hurley: no way-
tricky: pete wHAT WAS THAT NOISE OUTSIDE
party pooper: Just go open and look outside the door.
yoikes: no way we're all pussies
shake my jongles: tru tru
party pooper: Ugh, fine.But can one of you at least come with, just in case?
peter pan: dlln ur a skyscrpr tho
jpshg: oooo lemme goi owe my parents for cursin them with u guys
row row row your boat: take jimmy
Andy Hurley: oh no
Joe Trohman: wHAT NO MY CHILD
he dun fucked up: go get em
peter pan: all hail jimmy
tricky: gl dallon
repsecc napp: go dally and mikealso i got the cheerio out of my nose
jpshg: THATS ONE OF THE FUCKING NEIGHBORSEW RYAN
Joe Trohman: THIS WOULDNT HAVE HAPPENED IF U JUST GAVE ME MY SON
row row row your boat: TROHMAN WHAT DID U DO
crackhead: bitch the fUCK U MEAN WHAT DID I DO
yoikes: this is WIIIIILD
party pooper: Uh oh.
tricky: UM
he dun fucked up: dallon ur a criminal
row row row your boat renamed
all hail jimmy to
dallon ur a criminal
row row row your boat: what do we do
petey:
glhf
jpshg: fUCK UHHHHH WHAT DO WE DO WITH THE BODY
repsecc napp: mike i-
Andy Hurley: tHEYRE NOT DEADjust lay them down on the couch
tricky: okay okay don't drop themMIKE I SAID DON'T DROP THEM
jpshg: S O R R Y
Andy Hurley: wheres the first aid kit
jpshg: in the bathroom
row row row your boat: hurleys an actual mom omg
he dun fucked up: andys my favorite mom
party pooper: What about your actual mom?
he dun fucked up: uhh
jpshg
changed
Andy Hurley's nickname to
mommy
Joe Trohman: andys still our mom how depressing
yoikes: MIKEDJHFLSKJHfljdho
row row row your boat: NOOOOO
tricky: WHY DID YOU SHOVE THEIR ARM
repsecc napp: did u break their arm
jpshg: SORRY I THOUGHT THAT WAS ONE OF U GUYS
shake my jongles: skJDSKLJLKS OK BUT Y DID U JUST KICK DALLONS LEG
jpshg: ITS NOT MY FAULT HE BUILT LIKE A GIRAFFE
party pooper: I hate all of you.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
[THURS, MAY 9, 2:38 AM]
PETE WENTZ added PATRICK STUMP, ANDY HURLEY, and JOE TROHMAN
to the group chat. PETE WENTZ named the group chat peepeepoopoo gang.
JOE TROHMAN: oH hEcc yeAh i was just watching pewdiepie
JOE TROHMAN changed their nickname to 19 year old.
ANDY HURLEY: please spare me its 2:39 in the morningjoe why are you watching youtube this late
PATRICK STUMP: yeah and why did you make a new chat with only us petey
19 year old: i need somethin to distract me from the hellhole that is school
PETE WENTZ: ^^n idk i cnt c rnyall wr my 1st cntctsmy is brn
ANDY HURLEY: what the fuck does “my is burn” mean
PATRICK STUMP: your eyes burn ?? why are you still awake ??
19 year old: OHHHHHGDI PETE IM GETTING U A DICTIONARY
19 year old changed PETE WENTZ’s nickname to my is burn.
my is burn: fck u jo my spllns nt bd >:(
PATRICK STUMP: stop lying to yourself
ANDY HURLEY: patrick how did you know what he said
PATRICK STUMP: i honestly don’t knowreading pete’s texts maek me lose brian cellsmy eglish is worsen as we spek
ANDY HURLEY: oh god pete what did you do
my is burn: nt my falt smh
PATRICK STUMP: Pete，这是你的错。
19 year old: woahh i didnt know u could speak chinese
PATRICK STUMP: 我的中文不是很好。
ANDY HURLEY: such talent i could never
19 year old changed PATRICK STUMP’s nickname to bilingual king.
19 year old: we stan 😩😩
my is burn: fck idk mch chnsuh i tnk th 1st 1s lk “ths ur bd” n th 2nd 1s lk “midl lngug bd” ?????
ANDY HURLEY: W
HA
T DOES THAT EVEN MEAN
bilingual king: 不对 Σ(￣ロ￣lll)
my is burn: OOO IK THT MNS “WRNG”
19 year old: LMAOOO ur chinese is shit
my is burn: fck off u fckn pkl
bilingual king changed 19 year old's nickname to 泡菜.
泡菜: WHAT DID U PUT MY NAME AS
ANDY HURLEY: omg i looked it up on google translateit means pickle
泡菜: ur evil
bilingual king: 我爱你 <3
泡菜: haha patrick loves me more than u pete
my is burn: my hrts brkn hw culd u do ths </ /3
bilingual king: 我要去睡觉了，拜拜!
my is burn: gn trckyyy
bilingual king: 晚安petey ❤⃛ヾ(๑❛ ▿ ◠๑ )
泡菜: the betrayal!! how cOuLd u DO ThIS TrICkYYyy?????
my is burn: stfu
ANDY HURLEY: you kids should go to sleep anyway its 3:33
泡菜: oooooh the devils hour spooooky
泡菜 changed
ANDY HURLEY's nickname to best mom.
best mom: oh my fucking god
my is burn: nd s rly th bst mum
泡菜: ilu 😘😘😘
best mom: i hope you burn in the deepest circle of hell
泡菜: ill see u there bb <33
[THURS, MAY 9, 7:10 AM]
my is burn: SHT I FRGT 2 + TH RST
my is burn
added
BRENDON URIE,
MIKE NARAN,
DALLON WEEKES,
RYAN SEAMAN,
NICOLE ROW,
TYLER JOSEPH, and
JOSH DUN.
BRENDON URIE: what in the goddonut
MIKE NARAN: wth is a god donut
BRENDON URIE: sHuT UP I MEANT GODDAMN***
my is burn changed
BRENDON URIE's nickname to
goddonut.
goddonut: now listen here u little shit
RYAN SEAMAN: who are u
NICOLE ROW: what the hell is this
best mom: ITS THE 7TH CIRCLE OF HELL LEAVE NOWand my is burn is
satan pete
TYLER JOSEPH: oh hey andy
JOSH DUN: how are all of u awake this early
DALLON WEEKES: Is this a new group chat?
my is burn: yuh wlcm bck
NICOLE ROW: wait what happened to the other chat
goddonut: DALLOOOOOOOON OH HOW IVE MISSED UUU
DALLON WEEKES: You just saw me yesterday, though?Also, school is about to start. Y'all should be getting ready.
RYAN SEAMAN: dally i luv u but u have the personality of white bread
goddonut: DALLON IS A GOD AND U WILL RESPECT HIM AS SUCH,,,but u rite u rite
TYLER JOSEPH changed
DALLON WEEKES's nickname to white bread.
white bread: Oh no.
best mom: ^^
my is burn: sry ur nt allwd 2 leav its agnst th lw
MIKE NARAN: so is battery n assault last time i checked
my is burn: chk urslf b4 u rk urslf
DALLON WEEKES: Pete, we made a new chat so we wouldn't get caught. Let's keep it that way.
NICOLE ROW: speaking of,,where did that group chat go
JOSH DUN: tyyy u know what time it is!!
JOSH DUN changed
TYLER JOSEPH's nickname to
my little quarantine.
my little quarantine: jish omg!!
MIKE NARAN: w O ah H h O
NICOLE ROW: wait what is happening
best mom: what is going ON
my little quarantine changed
JOSH DUN's nickname to
wevel of consuhn.
wevel of consuhn: <333333
泡菜: AWWWWWWWWW
MIKE NARAN: YEAAAAAAA
white bread: This is a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.
my is burn: OOOO
NICOLE ROW: thats crazy but wentz explain wtf happened to the last chat
goddonut: WOOOAAAAAAAHH
MIKE NARAN: new shippppp ???
my is burn: yooooo wots th nm
white bread: Joshler?
wevel of consuhn: WAIT WHAT N O
NICOLE ROW: are u guys even reading my fuckin texts
goddonut: holy shit thats it
泡菜: YO WHAT THE F U Ck i S GOING ONNNN
best mom: ok i know y'all are having a moment rnbut it's 7:48 SCHOOL IS ABOUT TO START
white bread: Yeah, I'm at school already. What have you all been doing this entire time?
RYAN SEAMAN: yea im walking with dally to art
泡菜: WAIT WHATITS 7:49 I GOTTA ZOOM
MIKE NARAN: OH SHIT IM STILL AT HOME
my is burn: FCK HES RGHT
NICOLE ROW: WENTZ WHAT DID U DO TO THE OTHER CHAT
wevel of consuhn: wait brendon is that why ur not in classYORKS DOING ATTENDANCE LMAOO
goddonut: WAIT WHAT
my little quarantine: haha idiots
泡菜: tyler i can literally see ulook up im waving at u
my little quarantine: oh hiWAIT JOE WATCH OUT UR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD
泡菜: wait wot
MIKE NARAN: OH MY FUCK I THINK MY MOM JUST RAN OVER JOE
RYAN SEAMAN: you said what
best mom: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK
泡菜: oh thank god my phones fine
my is burn: IM LEAVNG CLS I WNT 2 C THS
NICOLE ROW: WENTZ WHERE THE FUCK R U GOINGFUCK IT IM COMING WITH
goddonut: I SEE IT HOLY SHIT THERES SO MUCH BLOODITS LIKE THE JIMMY ATTACK™JOE HOW ARE U ALIVE
泡菜: idk i cant feel anythinghonestly the jimmy attack™ was worse
MIKE NARAN: IDK WHAT TO DO HOLY F UCK
wevel of consuhn: WHAT THE FUCK MIKE HOW COME U DIDNT SEE JOE EARLIER
MIKE NARAN: IDK I WAS JUST READING THE CHAT
RYAN SEAMAN: mike uve murdered a man how do u feel
my is burn
changed
MIKE NARAN's nickname to
murderer.
murderer: PETE NOW IS NOT THE TIME
my is burn: YS IT IS
NICOLE ROW: i stg if i ever get into an accident its a guaranteed death yall are NOT helping
my little quarantine: ^^
wevel of consuhn: ^^^
goddonut: YEA SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE
best mom: DW I CALLED ONE
泡菜: oh yaaayyyyi cant feel my legs
best mom: joe stop texting the chatsave your energy you're bleeding a lotyou could've broken something
泡菜: aww andy cares about meeee 😚😚
best mom: i'm sending the ambulance back
NICOLE ROW: look ik trohman dying should be the prioritybut WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LAST GROUP CHAT
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
[THURS, MAY 9, 8:11 AM]
goddonut: did joe make it out alivethe scene was GRUESOME
my is burn: wow brndn cn spl ??????
goddonut: fucking gold coming from u
my is burn: r 0 0 d
murderer: i went to the hospital with my mom to see himthey said his ribcage and legs got fucked up its a fuckin miracle hes alive
RYAN SEAMAN: how did this happen
wevel of consuhn: mike killed joe
murderer: I LITERALLY JUST SAID HES ALIVEALSO SOMEONE CHANGE MY NAME JOE ISNT DEAD YET
RYAN SEAMAN: yet
my little quarantine: i got u
my little quarantine changed
murderer's nickname to
i killed joe.
i killed joe: JOES NOT FUCKIN DEAD
my is burn: dw i gt ths
my is burn changed i killed joe's
nickname to moike.
moike: uncreative/10 but its better than murderer
my is burn: :(
NICOLE ROW: lmao got detention for leaving class but it was worth it
goddonut: ugh same smh
my little quarantine: i threw up THERE WAS SO MUCH BLOOD
wevel of consuhn: aw ty u shouldve told me i couldve helped u
my little quarantine: nah its fine i just went to class
RYAN SEAMAN: awwwait wheres andy
NICOLE ROW: holy shit do u think he went to the hospital?
goddonut: i couldve SWORN i saw someone skitching on the ambulance
murderer: wtf does skitching mean
goddonut: its like when someone holds on to a car and they ride a skateboard or some shit
wevel of consuhn: what??
my is burn: lk tht thng in blly ?
goddonut: YEAHHHi googled it cuz i didnt know if it was actually a thing
murderer: ohhhh i get what u meanand pete is EXACTLY like jimmy hopkins dont @ me
goddonut changed my is burn’s nickname to pimmy wopkins.
pimmy wopkins: WTF NO THTS FCKN STUPD
my little quarantine: well u r stupid so,,,
murderer: pimmy wopkins sounds like a really shit arcade game
NICOLE ROW: honestly tho
pimmy wopkins: i ht u all whrs trck whn i nd hm
my little quarantine: patricks being a model student and not texting like u guys
goddonut: are u running away with ur boyfriend ok i see u pete
pimmy wopkins: i wll go 2 yrks cls nd i wll kck ur pp
goddonut: oh nooooo im soooooo scared
pimmy wopkins: u shld b
goddonut: yeah cuz the name pimmy wopkins rly shivers me timbers
NICOLE ROW: wtf shivers me timbers urie r u a fckn pirate
goddonut: aw shit ive been exposed
wevel of consuhn: omg i knew it all along
RYAN SEAMAN: wait but tyler ur also texting us
my little quarantine: did i ever say i was a model student
RYAN SEAMAN: damn u got me there
[THURS, MAY 9, 2:38 PM]
泡菜: hhheeeeeeyyyyyyy gguuuuuyyysss
goddonut: AYYYY JOE
my little quarantine: joe!!
wevel of consuhn: omg ur alive mike didnt kill u!
moike: OH MY GOD FUCK O F F
RYAN SEAMAN: oooo my drunk buddys here
泡菜: seeeaboyyyy
NICOLE ROW changed RYAN SEAMAN's nickname to
seaboy.
seaboy: oh fun im not semen this time
NICOLE ROW: ew wtf
goddonut: nicole i thot u were str8
NICOLE ROW: no pp smelly
my little quarantine changed
goddonut's nickname to
bitch u thot.my little quarantine changed
NICOLE ROW's nickname to
pp smelly.
pp smelly: my worst nightmare
bitch u thot: y yes in fact i am a thotfor dallon
seaboy: relax buddy daldos off limits
wevel of consuhn: oooooh drama
pp smelly: wtf daldo?
泡菜: imma chnag it b4 he seeees iit
泡菜 changed
white bread's nickname to
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
bitch u thot: JOE Y DID U PUT SO MANY OS WTF
泡菜: idddk i
liek chereioooos
wevel of consuhn: what does that even mean
my little quarantine: jish it means he likes cheerios
seaboy: omg me 2
seaboy changed
泡菜's nickname to
cheerioboy.
cheerioboy: yaaaya
pimmy wopkins: sup jo hws th hsptl
泡菜: iss fnu cuz andys wit mee
wevel of consuhn: ohhhh thats y andy wasnt in bandi just said that he was doin somethin with joe ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
泡菜: u wrrnt lyinnn ;)
moike: JOE IM SO SO SORRY I DIDNT MEAN TO HIT U EARLIER I WAS GONNA TELL U AT THE HOSPITAL BUT U WERE ASLEEP AND I HAD TO LEAVE CUZ I HAD TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL I DIDNT KNOW U WERE IN FRONT OF THE CAR HONEST TO GOD IM JUST RLY RLY SORRY JSDFJUOSE
泡菜: aw is fnie mik i cnaat feeel anthing rnn cuzz they gav me a shottt
moike: i still feel bad tho :(
pp smelly: wait u said andy was with u?
best mom: yeah i'm with joei left with the ambulancehe's on anaesthesia rn
bitch u thot: I KNEW ITu WERE the one skitching
best mom: wait whati went in the ambulance with him though?
pp smelly: who is this mystery person
my little quarantine: how did they let u go in the ambulance with himalso how come u didnt go back to school
best mom: i'm his emergency contact and they made me go with mike but joe wouldn't stfu until i sat next to him again
bitch u thot: awww yall cute cute
best mom: fuck off
wevel of consuhn: brotp!!
my little quarantine: joe x andy: the brotp
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: It's actually Trohley.Wait, why is my name so long?
seaboy: yayy dals bacc from the deadand joe did that
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: I turn off my phone during school so I can stay focused in class.
moike: laaaaaaame
pimmy wopkins: yuh imgn nt failn cnt b me
best mom: what kind of degeneracyi'm leaving this chat
moike: moooooom u cant do that u adopted all of us
wevel of consuhn: yeah thats child abandonment >:(
pimmy wopkins: hld on yll
bilingual king: ?
pimmy wopkins: rmbr whn ncol mntnd th "prsn"
pp smelly: i did?OH YEAH
bitch u thot: the person who was skitching?
my little quarantine: wait,,if they were skitchin on joes ambulance shouldnt they be AT THE HOSPITAL
pimmy wopkins: exctly n i wna fnd out who it s
wevel of consuhn: WOAH TYS RIGHT
moike: SEEMS LIKE A CASE FOR THE SCOOBY DOO GANG
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Mike, that's copyrighted.
bilingual king: woahh i'm down
pp smelly renamed
peepeepoopoo gang to
scooby doo gang.
seaboy: new type of gang
bitch u thot: the mystery of the skitcher 🤔🤔
my little quarantine: oooh thats a good name!!
seaboy: sounds dope
bilingual king: we should go to make sure joe and andy are okthis person could be dangerous
wevel of consuhn: yea i agree with patrickwe should go asap
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Brendon, I'm pretty sure "skitcher" isn't really a word.Also, it's been hours since Joe and Andy went to the hospital. Wouldn't they have been in danger a long time ago?
pp smelly: shhh weekes dont ruin the moment
pimmy wopkins: we cn nvr b 2 sr dln
seaboy: we should at least check it out dally
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Alright then, but who's going to take us there?
moike: MY MOMS HERE YALL CAN HOP INLETS GO FIND THE SKITCHER
bitch u thot: FUCK YEAH IM DITCHING DETENTION NICOLE R U COMING
pp smelly: im right behind u dumbass
seaboy: ow pete u kicked my leg
pimmy wopkins: sry ryn u wr blckn th dr
my little quarantine: WHOS SITTING ON MY LEGPETE GET O F F M E
pimmy wopkins: whoops
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Pete, if you don't get off my arm, I'm going to put you in the trunk.
pimmy wopkins: u wuldnt dr
bitch u thot: LMAOO DALLON Y DID U THROW HIMM
wevel of consuhn: serves him righthe hogged up the space
bilingual king: i'm going in the back toothere's no space for the nine of us
seaboy: oooo dont make out in the back tho
pp smelly: yeah we can hear it
bilingual king: but we're not doing anything ??
moike: bruuuh
pimmy wopkins changed
moike's nickname to
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂.
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: GOD FUCKIN DAMMIT
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Who keeps kicking my foot?
bitch u thot: OH MY GO D WHAT IS T H A T
seaboy: oh shit issa rat on ur foot dallywho just screamed
bitch u thot: MW WJDNF jD ITS Th e SIzR OF MH HNAD HDFHWO
bilingual king: oh thank god i'm back here
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: ITS ALIVE WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCKGET IT OUT GET IT OUT
pp smelly: mike this is ur moms carit brings death wherever it goesOSDHKJFH I S TS IN YKMY LAP
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: ur an asshole
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Got it. Josh, move, so I can throw it out.
wevel of consuhn: DALLON STOP PUTTING IT IN MY FACE
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: I told you to move.
pimmy wopkins: ew wht jst flw in my mth
bilingual king: is that a pink tailOH MY GOD THAT'S THE RAT EW SPIT IT OUT
my little quarantine: I THINK IM GONNA THROW UP PETE JUST ATE A LIVE RAT
pp smelly: WENTZ Y DID U SPIT IT ON ME
pimmy wopkins: omg,,,
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: OH THANK LORD WERE AT THE HOSPITAL YALL GET THE FUCK OUT
pimmy wopkins: th rt mvd,,,in my mth
bitch u thot: oh how i would love for u to STFU RN WHAT THE H EL L
bilingual king: PETER, WE DID NOT NEED TO KNOW THAT
pp smelly: TYLER U ALMOST THREW UP ON ME
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: ALL OF U GET IN THE GODDAMN HOSPITAL
pimmy wopkins: i thnk i cud hr it in my mth,,,,,,im fckn trmtzd,,,
bilingual king: PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ III, YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, BUT I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP TALKING SOMETIMES
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
[THURS, MAY 9, 3:39 PM]
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂:
did everyone get in the hospital
my little quarantine:
i think pete and patrick are still outside
pp smelly:
😏
pimmy wopkins:
fck u im at th wtn rm
bilingual king:
PETE YOU THREW UP ON MY JEANS
seaboy: was there any rat
bitch u thot:
rYan whAT THE FUCK
wevel of consuhn:
can we PLEASE get to joes room
pimmy wopkins:
n thn we cn lk fr th sktcr
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Only five people can visit at a time, so four of us can go, but five of us have to stay out here.
seaboy: i wanna see my drunk buddyyy
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Who else wants to go?
bilingual king: mike where’s your mom
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: uhh shes in the cari think she feels really bad about hitting joe so that might be why shes not visiting
pp smelly: wtf ur moms so nice
seaboy: unlike u lul
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: I SAID I WAS SORRY WHAT THE HELL
bilingual king: ANYWAYme and pete want to go
pimmy wopkins: ye n i brot fud fr nd
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: i wanna go too
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Ok, so Ryan, Pete, Patrick, and Mike are going, right?
seaboy: yessir
pimmy wopkins: yee
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: yep
bilingual king: d(･ω ･
)
[THURS, MAY 9, 4:03 PM]bitch u thot: FUCK im borrrrrrrrred
pp smelly: same fuckin hell
my little quarantine: its only been 20 minutes
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Don’t you two have anything else to do?
bitch u thot: no sir i can only watch asmr for so long
pp smelly: idk kickin josh isnt that fun anymore
wevel of consuhn: WTF THAT WAS U???OHHH IM SO SORRY TY
my little quarantine: see i told u it wasnt me smh
bitch u thot: which one of u hoes just thru a paper ball at me
pp smelly: none of us have paper we all left our backpacks in the car
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: There’s someone in the hallway. It might be them.
bitch u thot: oh HELL NO they r NOT gettin away w this
my little quarantine: go get em brendon!!
bitch u thot: OMFG DUUUUUUDE
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: What’s going on?
bitch u thot: ITS MY BB RYAN ROSS
my little quarantine: another ryan?
wevel of consuhn: ryan from pe :000wait where did nicole go
pp smelly: sorkru
i neds togo uhoimekm
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: What are you talking about? Are you okay?
pp smelly: slorrtyi ncant
wevel of consuhn: shit nicole just left with mikes mom
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: I think Ryan might be the cause of this.
bitch u thot: wait what tf happened
my little quarantine: scroll up brendon
bitch u thot: oh fuck
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: She looked really mad. Her hands were shaking.
pimmy wopkins: wtfs goin on
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: weve only been gone for 20 minutes what did u guys do
bilingual king: where’s nicole?
wevel of consuhn: uh she left
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: We think Ryan Ross has to do with Nicole leaving.
bilingual king: oh god
seaboy: add him to the chat
bitch u thot: ok hold on
bitch u thot added RYAN ROSS.
bitch u thot: heyyy ryan its brendon
RYAN ROSS: y am i here?
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: WHAT DID U DO
RYAN ROSS: what r u talking about?
pimmy wopkins: wtf s up w u n ncol
bitch u thot: PETE MIKE WHAT THE SHIT
RYAN ROSS: whats ncol?
my little quarantine: nicole rowshe suddenly left after she heard ur name
RYAN ROSS: nothing happened.
RYAN ROSS left scooby doo gang.
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Look what y’all did.
my little quarantine: way to be blunt
bilingual king: petey,,, you can’t just say it like that,,,
pimmy wopkins: u shw me if ur ny btr thn
bilingual king changed their nickname to interrogator stump.
interrogator stump: shut your mouth, you mediocre interrogator
wevel of consuhn: YAAAA
seaboy: luvvvv the spongebob reference <3
interrogator stump: <3
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: this is like in dbh where connor interrogates the deviant
seaboy: connor is a god
my little quarantine: markus >>> connor
wevel of consuhn: u take that BACK
my little quarantine: NO I WILL STAND BY THAT STATEMENT EVEN AFTER I DIE
bitch u thot: nah fuck thatHANK IS DADDY AF 😩😍🍆💦
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Please...don’t say that.
wevel of consuhn: BRENDON HANK IS LITERALLY 53
pimmy wopkins: HES
40 YRS LDR THN U
bitch u thot: excuse me hes technically 35 bc dbh is in the future
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: THATS STILL ILLEGAL BROHE HAS A FUCKING SON
pimmy wopkins: *hd
bitch u thot: Y DID U SAY THAT
wevel of consuhn: OH MY GOD WHAT IS W R O N G WITH YOU
pimmy wopkins: evrythn
seaboy: what kind of monster would do that
my little quarantine: i bet u let alice die huh
pimmy wopkins: whch scn
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: UR ACTUALLY WORSE THAN SATAN
interrogator stump: i had to WATCH him kill her MULTIPLE timesHE IS SATAN INCARNATE
seaboy: what a trooper
bitch u thot: pete is literally a serial child killer
seaboy changed
pimmy wopkins's nickname to
serial child killer.
serial child killer: SHS NT EVN RL
interrogator stump: evil man
bitch u thot: naughty daddy
my little quarantine: there r two people in this world
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Did you all forget what we were trying to do?
interrogator stump: right sorryBUT STILL ( ˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )
serial child killer: stmpyyy its nt tht bd :((
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: theres a special place for u in hell
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Brendon, please add Ryan.
bitch u thot: yEp
bitch u thot added RYAN ROSS.
RYAN ROSS: what do u want?
serial child killer
disabled members from leaving.
wevel of consuhn: PETE
serial child killer: tkn prcautns
seaboy: u cant just hold them hostage
bitch u thot: yeah ur holding ALL OF US HOSTAGE
serial child killer: stfu
interrogator stump: ryan please disregard everyone else
RYAN ROSS: uh ok.wait stump...r u patrick?
interrogator stump: yes
RYAN ROSS: what the fuck do u all want?i didnt fucking do shit.
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: thats quite a lot of swearin young man
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Mike, not now.
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: :(
interrogator stump: we
just want to figure this out because we’re worried about nicole
RYAN ROSS: let me fucking leave.i didnt fucking do anything to nicole.
interrogator stump: brendon please give me his number
bitch u thot: ight
RYAN ROSS: dont give him my fucking number.
[THURS, MAY 9, 4:21 PM]
PATRICK STUMP: hey
RYAN ROSS: what the hell?i already fucking told u i didnt fucking do anything.
PATRICK STUMP: i'm not here to accuse or blame youi'm just here to clarify and make sure that nicole is okayi know what happened between you and nicoleshe told me a while backor at least her side of it anyway
RYAN ROSS: ...r u serious?what did she tell u?
PATRICK STUMP: that you've abused her for years
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[THURS, MAY 9, 4:24 PM]
serial child killer: whrs trck n ryn
my little quarantine: i think they went out to the hallway
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: fuck it imma go spy
best mom: you shouldnt thats rude
bitch u thot: MAMA MIA ANDYS BACC
seaboy: ooo are u mario
bitch u thot: no im princess peach 👁👄👁
wevel of consuhn: peach is dumb daisys better
serial child killer: wht th FCK
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: YAAAA TEAM DAISY
my little quarantine: but rosalinaaa
best mom: yup
bitch u thot: ok yeah u rite
cheerioboy: wym waluigi is top tier
seaboy: ayyy drunk buddyyyy
my little quarantine: welcome back :D
serial child killer: did u gt dschrgd
cheerioboy: yeaa im goin to the waitin room rn
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: FRO BOY
bitch u thot changed cheerioboy’s nickname to FRO BOY.
FRO BOY: aw im not cheerioboy anymore :(
seaboy: iss ok ur still cheerioboy in my heart <3
FRO BOY: <3
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Mike’s mom is here to pick us up.
wevel of consuhn: finallyyy
my little quarantine: wheres patrick
interrogator stump: right here
RYAN ROSS: are u guys going home?
😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂: spill the tea 😤
best mom changed 😂😂😂BRUH IM WEAK😂😂😂’s nickname to SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜.
best mom: don’t be nosy
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: MOM WTF
serial child killer: LMAOOOOO
bitch u thot: sis popped off 🥵
seaboy: this is gr8
FRO BOY: uhh wheres nicole
interrogator stump: about thatshe left earlier
FRO BOY: o y tho
interrogator stump: that,, i can’t say
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: C’mon, let’s go, everyone.
serial child killer: wht abt jo n nd
best mom: i called his parents to pick us up
wevel of consuhn: wbu ryan
RYAN ROSS: im gonna walk home.
my little quarantine: aw ok see ya
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: wait ryan hold on
RYAN ROSS: what?
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: y is there a skateboard in ur backpack
RYAN ROSS: because its mine?
seaboy: yea mike wdym
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: check the design
bitch u thot: who cares i just wanna go homeWAITITS THE SAME ONE O SHIT
my little quarantine: hold on-
best mom: what are you guys talking about
serial child killer: RYNS TH SKTCR
bitch u thot changed RYAN ROSS’s nickname to the skitcher.
the skitcher: wait what?
seaboy: we found the mysterious skitcherrr
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: another mystery solved for the scooby doo gang 😤
my little quarantine: ryan y were u skitching joes ambulance
the skitcher: skitching?oh.i just wanted to check on joe.
wevel of consuhn: well then thats kinda disappointing
bitch u thot: ...
best mom: you never went into his room though
the skitcher: yeah bc u were in there the whole time.
best mom: that doesnt make any sense
the skitcher: i didnt want to interrupt.anyways i should go.
interrogator stump: aw ok byewait
serial child killer: 👀👀
bitch u thot: interrupt?????what?????
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo: Can we please get into the car? I'd like to go home.
seaboy: shhhh dallas its gettin juicyshit dally*
interrogator stump changed
daldoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo's nickname to
dallas, texas.
dallas, texas: ...
bitch u thot: CONTINUE PLS
FRO BOY: andy can i
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: HOLD UP
interrogator stump: can you what?
my little quarantine: HMMM??
best mom: no
wevel of consuhn: i stg what r u two hidin
FRO BOY: ok
FRO BOY renamed scooby doo gang to trohley confirmed bitches!!.
my little quarantine: congrats :D
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: OH FUCK YEAAAAA
best mom: JOSEPH MARK TROHMAN N O
interrogator stump: oh my god, finally
seaboy: wooooo way to go buddyy
bitch u thot: GET SOME JOE
wevel of consuhn: qts!!
serial child killer: hly sht fnly
FRO BOY: so now maybe u and patrick will get together
serial child killer: yeeee ptycks i luv uuuuuu
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: YOOOO
bitch u thot: that was cute but wtf is ptycks
interrogator stump: don’t call me pattycakesand i don't love you, so that's too bad
wevel of consuhn: THATS what it is??
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: DAMN REJECTED
serial child killer: b stl my btn hrt 😢😢
my little quarantine: what a cute nickname hahaha
interrogator stump: please don’t do what i think you’re about to do
my little quarantine changed interrogator stump’s nickname to pattycakes.
FRO BOY: i c a n t b r e a t h e
wevel of consuhn: this is so cute im goin to throw up
bitch u thot: 💖💖 u have all my uwus 💖💖
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: how r u two NOT datin
seaboy: patrick and pete r cute
serial child killer: ye did u no ptycks is md of ktns n btrflis
pattycakes: i’m going to dislocate your entire skeletal system
seaboy: the shortest ones are always the wildest ;)
pattycakes: RYAN-
serial child killer: pls do ;))
pattycakes: i want out
FRO BOY: LMAO THIS REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE TOOK POLAROIDS ON THE LAST DAY OF 6TH GRADE AND PETE AND PATRICK HAD MATCHING ONES
pattycakes: wait no don’t send that
FRO BOY:
serial child killer: NOOO GDI JO
FRO BOY: LOOK WHAT THEY WROTE IM CACKLING
wevel of consuhn: HATLESS PATRICK ??
pattycakes: oh god
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: there was a time before pete had emo hair and eyeliner ???
serial child killer: ye unfrtntly
pattycakes: *fortunatelythose were the good old days
serial child killer: :(
best mom: holy shit i forgot about this
bitch u thot: KSJWJKSA LIL PETE AND PATRICK
my little quarantine: aww u guys were so adorable in sixth
serial child killer: i dnt wnt 2 c tht sht im stl sd :( trckstr dsnt prciat my luv :(
pattycakes: serves you right
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: GOOD BUDDY NOOO 💀💀
seaboy: im so sorry for ur loss 😔✊
bitch u thot: YALL R SUCH QTS OMFG MY HEARRT 😩💕
pattycakes: can we PLEASE get in the car, i'd like to go home now
dallas, texas: Yeah, Mike’s mom is going to leave us here.
serial child killer: i wna go hm so i cn cri myslf 2 slp
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
[SAT, MAY 11, 1:59 AM]
jason: IGHT R U RDY 4 THS
lunchbox: pete please it's 2 am
trohmania: 👀
oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop: what
jason:
oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop: oh my god theres a sun in the corner
jason: frm lft 2 rite its me nd trck n jo
trohmania: BUILT LIKE SIREN HEAD 😔😔LMAOO PATRICKS A FUCKIN GREMLIN
lunchbox: WHY AM I SO SHORT
oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop: your drawings are shit
jason: STP MKN FN OF ME
lunchbox: what's "take this to your grave"?
trohmania: wait a min that sounds familiarWAIT A MIN IS THAT THE ALBUM U WERE TALKIN ABT
lunchbox: album??
oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop: oh no
jason: YEEELTS BCM TH NXT BG TM RSHtrck cn sngjo cn ply gtrnd cn ply drmsill ply bs
trohmania renamed andy and his three children to operation becoming the next big time rush.
trohmania: FUCK YEAAAAAAA
lunchbox: no thanks petei can’t sing anyway
jason: U CN TRCK U HV A SOL VOIC
oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop: i hate everything
jason changed their nickname to bass boi. jason changed oh my god guys that is NOT safe PLEASE stop's nickname to ba dum tss. jason changed trohmania's nickname to *epic guitar riff*. jason changed lunchbox's nickname to yo, i got a soul voice.
ba dum tss: oh god what have you done
*epic guitar riff*: YES OMG I LOVE IT
yo, i got a soul voice: pete can you even play bass
bass boi: noBUT THTS BSDS TH PNT
ba dum tss: can you teach him
yo, i got a soul voice: W H Y
ba dum tss: because being in a band doesnt sound too bad
*epic guitar riff*: yeeeeee
yo, i got a soul voice: pete’s dumb though
bass boi: TRCKSTR PLSSSI EVN GT TH EMO ASTHTC FR R EMO BND
yo, i got a soul voice: we're going to be an emo band?
*epic guitar riff*: ok even though u have a boner for prince u gotta admit ur pretty emo
yo, i got a soul voice: i-how am i emo
ba dum tss: you didnt even deny the boner part
bass boi: its th hr trck
*epic guitar riff*: yessir
yo, i got a soul voice: whati’m going back to sleepit’s too early for this
bass boi: dnt frgt wer goin 2 ur hous l8r
*epic guitar riff*: yaaa
ba dum tss: you poor poor soul
yo, i got a soul voice left operation becoming the next big time rush.
[SAT, MAY 12, 7:32 AM]
bass boi: trckkko sht
bass boi added yo, i got a soul voice.
bass boi: let me iiiiin
yo, i got a soul voice: stop throwing rocks at my windowWHY DID YOU THROW A B R I C K
bass boi: u said 2 stp thrwn rcks
yo, i got a soul voice: PETE, YOU BROKE MY W I N D O W
ba dum tss: can you gays stfu im trying to sleepwait pete you did WHAT to his WHAT
bass boi: uhh i brk hs wndw w a brck
*epic guitar riff*: OK ANDYS TEXT WORRIES ME WTF DID U DO PETEwait where did u get the brick
yo, i got a soul voice: WHY IS THERE A BRICK MISSING IN THE WALKWAY
*epic guitar riff*: did u take out a brick from the cement ?????
ba dum tss: i dont believe it i have to see this for myself
*epic guitar riff*: lemme come w u
yo, i got a soul voice: wait no it’s not even 8:00
bass boi: ok thts cul bt cn u opn th dr im cld
yo, i got a soul voice: no, go die from hypothermia
[SUN, MAY 13, 12:03 AM]
yo, i got a soul voice: where did andy go
bass boi: whr did u lst c hm
yo, i got a soul voice: he was sleeping on the floor with joei just noticed he wasn’t there when you poked me
*epic guitar riff*: FUCKill go look for him
bass boi: sry i ws brd u no i cnt slp :(
yo, i got a soul voice: it’s okbut where is he
*epic guitar riff*: HOLY SHIT GUYS COME TO THE BATHROOM
bass boi: wtf y
yo, i got a soul voice: WHAT THE FUCK
bass boi: o sht u no shts rl whn ptycks swrs
yo, i got a soul voice: COME HERE
bass boi: thts a bd wrrd trck
yo, i got a soul voice: PETE
bass boi: ugh ok hld onWTH
*epic guitar riff*: andy how the FUCK did u become a FUCKING WEREWOLF
bass boi: am i hi or is ths rly hppninhs hed is fckn loooong lmao
ba dum tss: DO YOU HAVE CAPN CRUNCH
yo, i got a soul voice: cap’n crunch??yeah i do why
ba dum tss: ill explain everything later but you have to give it to me if you dont want to die
bass boi: wtf ds tht evn mni do wnt 2 die tho
yo, i got a soul voice: pete not right now
bass boi: 😔
*epic guitar riff*: bb ur fur is as soft as a cloud 😩
bass boi: bru ur teeth r shny af
ba dum tss: JUST GET ME THE GODDAMN CEREAL
[SUN, MAY 12, 12:25 AM]
*epic guitar riff*: so let me get this straight
bass boi: gay*
*epic guitar riff*: u rite u riteso let me get this gayandy was born as a werewolf and he couldve killed all of us if patrick didnt have capn crunch
yo, i got a soul voice: i thought andy was a vegan
ba dum tss: yea but when i turn into a werewolf i get so hungry that ill eat peoplebut apparently capn crunch is enough
yo, i got a soul voice: y cpn crnch tho
ba dum tss: why are you texting from patricks phoneand i honestly dont know but when i was younger i ate a lot of capn crunch so thats probably why
yo, i got a soul voice: my phn jst died n im 2 laz 2 gt a chrgri wndr who trcks bn txtn
*epic guitar riff*: spill the tea 👁👅👁
ba dum tss: thats invasion of privacy
yo, i got a soul voice:
whn did trck txt ryn luloh my fucking god
*epic guitar riff*: damn pete brought back the good grammar™
ba dum tss: what happened
yo, i got a soul voice: i think patrick should explain this
ba dum tss: …patrick were you going to tell anyone about this?
yo, i got a soul voice: i don’t knowthis is really private and ryan was about to cry when he was telling me
*epic guitar riff*: is this y nicole left the hospital
yo, i got a soul voice: yes most likely
ba dum tss: how long has this been going on
yo, i got a soul voice: i feel like this is betraying him
*epic guitar riff*: patricki know ryan trusted u w this but this isnt somethin that should be hiddenu can trust that we wont go tell anyone else without ur permission
yo, i got a soul voice: okhe’s been doing it since 5th grade, but he said he stopped sometime last year
*epic guitar riff*: y would he do this
yo, i got a soul voice: he was really vague about it, but he mentioned that it was after she came out to himwait AFTER SHE CAME OUT??
ba dum tss: i think im gonna be sick
*epic guitar riff*: HES A HOMOPHOBIC ASSHOLE WTFFF
yo, i got a soul voice: he didn’t say anything when we were at the hospital though
*epic guitar riff*: he saw us didnt he
ba dum tss: andh eh had the fhcking audatxitu ro wstch
yo, i got a soul voice: please let me explain
ba dum tss: sorryim just fuckin disgusted
yo, i got a soul voice: me too, but after thinking about it, i don’t think he’s homophobic
*epic guitar riff*: ???u literally said it happened AFTER she came out to him
yo, i got a soul voice: he stopped last year, which means that something/someone made or helped him stopi asked him why he stopped, but he wouldn’t give me a direct answerhe only said that nicole talked to him
*epic guitar riff*: nicole…talked…
ba dum tss: ok i think by “talked” he meant she beat his ass up
*epic guitar riff*: r u fuckin tellin me that he only stopped bc nicole threw hands and NOT because he wanted to stop being a homophobic prick
yo, i got a soul voice: i thought that at first too, so i asked him about thatbut he genuinely meant that they talked
ba dum tss: what the actual shitso nicole just talked to him after he bullied her like that?
yo, i got a soul voice: bt thn y wuld she b tht md whn she ws at th hsptl
*epic guitar riff*: shit thats truefuck im so confused we should ask the others for help
ba dum tss: theyre probably asleep rnlets talk to them tomorrow at school
yo, i got a soul voice: idk if we shuld bc thy culd ovrhr usi thnk we shuld mk a nw cht
ba dum tss: couldnt we just remove nicole and ryan from the other chat
*epic guitar riff*: idk i feel like someones gonna forget to delete a text and we also gotta come up w an excuse for y we removed them
ba dum tss: ill make it tomorrow then
yo, i got a soul voice: i still can’t help but feel like this is a breach of ryan’s privacy
*epic guitar riff*: we wont add everyone at firstwell add some people u can trust and then we can go from there
ba dum tss: i know you might still be against this but there could be something else going on with ryan if he was being vague
*epic guitar riff*: holy shit ur rightand if it made ryan do that to nicole..
yo, i got a soul voice: i trust you guys and i’m worried for ryan, but i just don’t want something to happen to him or nicole because of methis is NOT your fault patrickin fact youre helping them by telling us because they could actually be in danger
*epic guitar riff*: yeah fshow do we know that theyll be ok if we dont say anythin
ba dum tss: like we said beforewe wont tell anyone else without your permissionbut ryan could be in danger and that could be why he was being vague
yo, i got a soul voice: you’re right, but don't add everyone at firstlet’s start with dallonhe’s the most sensible out of all of us besides andy
*epic guitar riff*: good idea
ba dum tss: alright ill make a chat with the four of us and dallon before school starts tomorrow
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
[MON, MAY 13, 6:55 AM]
ANDY HURLEY added JOE TROHMAN, PATRICK STUMP, PETE WENTZ, and DALLON WEEKES. JOE TROHMAN named the group chat houston we have a problem.
ANDY HURLEY: really
JOE TROHMAN: sorry i couldnt think of anythin else its so early :,(
DALLON WEEKES: Why did you make a new chat, Andy?
PATRICK STUMP: show him the chat
ANDY HURLEY: dallon check your messages
PETE WENTZ: omg my fckn is
JOE TROHMAN: did u even sleep
PETE WENTZ: na ws 2 bz wtchn asmr
PATRICK STUMP: pete we have school in an hour
JOE TROHMAN: he was watchin asmr thowho
PETE WENTZ: zch choi ;))
JOE TROHMAN: YESSS 11/10
PATRICK STUMP: ngl i think asmr is kind of disgusting
PETE WENTZ: omg ur nt my byfrnd nymr sry
PATRICK STUMP: we’re not even dating yet??
JOE TROHMAN: Y E T 🤨
PETE WENTZ: aww trckstr i nw u luvd me <33
PATRICK STUMP: leave me alone, it’s 7:00 am
DALLON WEEKES: …
ANDY HURLEY: oh thank god youre back
DALLON WEEKES: This has been happening since 5th?
PATRICK STUMP: yes, but he stopped last year
DALLON WEEKES: What did Ryan do, exactly?
PATRICK STUMP: i know this sounds dumb, but can you please promise me that you guys won’t tell anyone else?
ANDY HURLEY: of course patrick
DALLON WEEKES: Definitely.
PETE WENTZ: ye fs
JOE TROHMAN: yup
PATRICK STUMP: okhe would always meet her at lunch and he’d like call her a bunch of slurs and tell her to repent
DALLON WEEKES: That is...disgusting.
ANDY HURLEY: why lunch?
PATRICK STUMP: everyone else was either eating or playing, so no one would be able to see them
JOE TROHMAN: oh my fucking god
PETE WENTZ: did ryn hv ny frnds who culdve knwn abt ths
PATRICK STUMP: yes, he said spencer smith and jon walker were his friends
PETE WENTZ: o i rmbr spncwhr did thy go
PATRICK STUMP: they moved away to nevada
ANDY HURLEY: they never did anything to help?
PATRICK STUMP: i have no ideai tried asking, but after he mentioned them, he said he had to go and so i met with you guys
DALLON WEEKES: I doubt that they never did anything to help.Maybe when you asked about them, he was reminded of something.
JOE TROHMAN: holy shit dallon ur a genius
DALLON WEEKES: Not really.
ANDY HURLEY: speaking of friendsbrendon is friends with ryan right?
PETE WENTZ: bt whn did thy bcm frnds
DALLON WEEKES: I think Brendon has also been here for a while.He’s mentioned that he regularly talks to Ryan, so I’m pretty sure he knew him before this year.
JOE TROHMAN: i was gonna add him but idk if patricks okay with that
PATRICK STUMP: i don't know if i can fully trust him though
PETE WENTZ: brndns prty trstwrthy fr th mst prt
ANDY HURLEY: thats not helping dumbassdoesnt ryan tell him a bunch of rumors or some shit
PETE WENTZ: u rite u riten hes nvr tld us ny of thmi trd askn bt he pnchd me :(
PATRICK STUMP: truebut i’m not 100% sure i’m sorry
ANDY HURLEY: thats ok patrickwe can talk about this later
JOE TROHMAN: yea besides i need to go to school rn
PETE WENTZ: sht lts tlk at th frnt
DALLON WEEKES: Agreed.
[MON, MAY 13, 11:47 AM]
JOE TROHMAN: HELP
ANDY HURLEY: class just started wtf did you even do
JOE TROHMAN: BRENDON KEEPS TRYIN TO STEAL MY PHONE
PETE WENTZ: y
JOE TROHMAN: uhh he mightve seen a message from this gc
ANDY HURLEY: what was it
JOE TROHMAN: pete sayin that we should talk at the front
PETE WENTZ: did he c nythn els
JOE TROHMAN: noOH SHIT THAT WAS CLOSE
ANDY HURLEY: just put your phone anyway goddamn
JOE TROHMAN: good ideAbgkhmm whats thisbtw its brendon uwu
ANDY HURLEY: JOSEPH
JOE TROHMAN: IM TRYIFNnope its mine nowwhat r yall talking about
PETE WENTZ: JO
JOE TROHMAN: lmaoo joe got sent outside for disrupting the classlemme see the tea
PETE WENTZ: ND DO SMTHN
ANDY HURLEY removed JOE TROHMAN.
PETE WENTZ: o my gd hw mch did he c
ANDY HURLEY: hes texting me rn
PETE WENTZ: wuts he syn
ANDY HURLEY: he got to the part about jon and spencerhes asking me to add him
PETE WENTZ: sht lt me tll trckhe sd we cn add hm bt hes gna smck jo l8r lmao
ANDY HURLEY added BRENDON URIE.
BRENDON URIE: look ik patrick said he didnt trust me enough to add me which is kinda rude 😔but ik some stuff about spencer and jon
ANDY HURLEY: wait when did you meet ryan
BRENDON URIE: 4th
PETE WENTZ: o sht fr?u alwys tlk abt hm lk hes gd tho
BRENDON URIE: its because he IS god 😤but yea the four of us were pretty good friendsbefore they left they said that they were going to report ryan for some reasoni asked him about it but he just said that “they didnt know shit”
PETE WENTZ: wut ds tht evn mn
BRENDON URIE: idki tried to talk to them again but they cut off all ties
PETE WENTZ: y wuld thy do tht
BRENDON URIE: idk and whenever i ask ryan about it he just talks about something else
ANDY HURLEY: hows joe
BRENDON URIE: hes mad at me lolare u going to add him back
ANDY HURLEY: yea hold on
ANDY HURLEY added JOE TROHMAN.
PETE WENTZ: wlcm bck
JOE TROHMAN: did u add brendon
BRENDON URIE: yes bitch
PETE WENTZ: ye trcks gna kll u l8r
JOE TROHMAN: damnwait brendon u knew jon and spencer?
BRENDON URIE: yep
JOE TROHMAN: y did they move away at the same time
BRENDON URIE: their parents co own a business and wanted to relocate to las vegas
PETE WENTZ: o dmn
ANDY HURLEY: wait but you didnt know about this?
BRENDON URIE: about what
JOE TROHMAN: about ryan and nicolescroll up
BRENDON URIE: jesus christ wtf omg hes fucjing hommophic wtf but ti told dhkm s
JOE TROHMAN: SHIT HES CRYIN
PETE WENTZ: JO TLK 2 HM
JOE TROHMAN: HOW
ANDY HURLEY: just try to calm him downand then once hes ok show him patricks texts from our gc
JOE TROHMAN: ok
PETE WENTZ: brndn didnt evn no n hes bn ryns frnd snc 4thwait lk wut brndn ws gna sy
ANDY HURLEY: that he thinks ryan is homophobic?
PETE WENTZ: aftr ththe said tht he tld hm smthn
ANDY HURLEY: ??oh shit did he come out to him
PETE WENTZ: mst lkly
ANDY HURLEY: but ryan is still good friends with brendon
PETE WENTZ: thn y wuld he do tht 2 ncl
ANDY HURLEY: theres definitely something else
JOE TROHMAN: brendons okay now
ANDY HURLEY: did you show him what patrick said
JOE TROHMAN: yeahe said that he knew ryan and nicole were friends but he never really met her
BRENDON URIE: mhm
ANDY HURLEY: hold oncouldnt they have reported ryan regardless of moving
BRENDON URIE: shit thats truethough the last time i saw them i think they looked scared
JOE TROHMAN: wait what
ANDY HURLEY: when did you last see them
BRENDON URIE: the day before they movedi saw them after school and i wanted to say goodbye but they just walked away and they looked at me like they were terrified of something
PETE WENTZ: ws ths b4 r aftr thy knw abt ryn n ncl
BRENDON URIE: idk it was at around 3 pm
ANDY HURLEY: it couldve been after since patrick said that he did that during lunch
BRENDON URIE: shit so thats why hed always be late to lunch..i remember that ryan was acting weird the next daylike he was about to snap
JOE TROHMAN: what
PETE WENTZ: myb rltd 2 spnc n jn?
ANDY HURLEY: yea didnt they tell him that they were going to report it
BRENDON URIE: wouldnt he be more scared than mad?also i do remember that he went to lunch with me
JOE TROHMAN: so he didnt do anythin to nicole that day
BRENDON URIE: yeaand now that i think about ithe started walking with me to lunch after that
PETE WENTZ: do u thnk ryn did smthn 2 spnc n jn n thts y thy culdve bn scrd
ANDY HURLEY: why would ryan be mad though
JOE TROHMAN: this hurts my brainwheres dallon when we need him
ANDY HURLEY: did you forgetdallon doesnt use his phone during classi think hes doing next months homework
PETE WENTZ: wow wut a nrd
ANDY HURLEY: anywayall of this is confusingwe should tell patrick and dallon at lunch
BRENDON URIE: yea let them know what we talked about
PETE WENTZ: trcks gna kll u jo haha
JOE TROHMAN: shiiiiiit i forgot about thatandy help me pls
ANDY HURLEY: fuck off joe
JOE TROHMAN: :(
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[MON, MAY 13, 1:20 PM]
DALLON WEEKES: I forgot to mention this, but I’d like to add Tyler to the chat.
BRENDON URIE: ooo dallon using his phone in class??
DALLON WEEKES: We’re not doing anything for PE, and I just remembered that Tyler told me something related to this, so I wanted to let you all know.
ANDY HURLEY: what did he say
DALLON WEEKES: He told me he saw Ryan and “two other guys” arguing last year.Tyler’s kept a distance from him because he saw him threatening them.
JOE TROHMAN: thats probably spencer and jon
BRENDON URIE: shit want me to ask patrick if we can add tyler?he might know more if he knows the context
ANDY HURLEY: what about peteand yes you should
BRENDON URIE: hes sleeping lmaokk gimme a bithe said its okay to add himdamn but he didnt want to add me 😔😔
JOE TROHMAN: haha
JOE TROHMAN added TYLER JOSEPH.
JOE TROHMAN: hey tyler
TYLER JOSEPH: o hellowhats this
DALLON WEEKES: Check your messages.
JOE TROHMAN: what did u send him
DALLON WEEKES: Just some parts about the situation with Ryan, Spencer, and Jon.
BRENDON URIE: what about the messages about ryan and nicole
ANDY HURLEY: we should ask him about what he saw before we send him those
JOE TROHMAN: so hes not biased or somethin
BRENDON URIE: alright
TYLER JOSEPH: is this about the thing i told u about dallon?
DALLON WEEKES: Yes.
TYLER JOSEPH: ok umi think it was during nutrition when i saw ryani didnt know it was him at first but i recognized him at the hospitalanyway josh and i were talking by the field when i saw him with two other guysim assuming they were spencer and jon?i was originally going to ignore them but i heard shouting and i saw ryan threatening themi couldnt hear much but i think i mightve heard ryan say “leave brendon and me alone”im pretty sure he said brendon though
BRENDON URIE: what the fuck??y would he say that to spencer and jon of all people
JOE TROHMAN: yea u guys were all close right
BRENDON URIE: mhm ive known them since 5th
DALLON WEEKES: Could this be related to how Ryan treated Nicole?
ANDY HURLEY: in that case were spencer and jon lgbtq+
BRENDON URIE: oh my godspencer and jon fucking told me they were dating after i came out to them in 7th
JOE TROHMAN: yikes ik patrick said he doesnt think ryans homophobic buuut
TYLER JOSEPH: wait hes what
DALLON WEEKES: I’ll send you screenshots explaining the situation.
TYLER JOSEPH: oh okay
ANDY HURLEY: im with patrick on this onei think someone/something else is why ryan did these things because some things dont add uplike how ryan stopped doing this shit in 7th after talking to spencer and jonyoud think hed keep doing it even after they left if he was truly homophobic but he stopped
BRENDON URIE: yeahes still talking to me even after i came out to him
JOE TROHMAN: but what could make him do this
ANDY HURLEY: does ryan know anyone thats homophobic
BRENDON URIE: i dont think hes had any other friends besides the ones i know about
ANDY HURLEY: what about his family
BRENDON URIE: idk ive never met his parentsnow that i think about it ive never been to his house
JOE TROHMAN: u think his parents r homophobic
DALLON WEEKES: That could be why Ryan is/was homophobic.
ANDY HURLEY: following up on thatryan verbally abused nicole and possibly spencer and jon after finding out that they were lgbtq+
BRENDON URIE: yeah we knowwaitholy shit
TYLER JOSEPH: ryan may be okay at school but is he okay when hes at home?
BRENDON URIE: do u think we should ask nicole about what happened
ANDY HURLEY: how the fuck are we going to convince her
DALLON WEEKES: Patrick.Nicole trusted him enough to tell him about what happened.Though, I feel like he’d be opposed to that, so I think we need Pete to talk to him.
JOE TROHMAN: wheres pete when we need him jfc
BRENDON URIE: lemme go wake him upwhat should i tell him
JOE TROHMAN: hes still sleepin i-
DALLON WEEKES: Tell him to read the chat and explain how we need him to convince Patrick to tell Nicole about this.
BRENDON URIE: okay
TYLER JOSEPH: will she be okay with telling us that
JOE TROHMAN: this is so fucked upryan might not be okay and nicole might be a key to findin out whats up but she has to relive two fucking years of hell
TYLER JOSEPH: it was just last year too
DALLON WEEKES: This might be a bit too late to say this, but is this something we should be handling? We’re only 8th graders.
BRENDON URIE: if we dont who tf willwe know them personally and god knows any adults who find out wont do shit
DALLON WEEKES: But what can we do if we find out that Ryan’s not OK?ANDY HURLEY: well have to wait and see what happens
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[MON, MAY 13, 2:53 PM]
PATRICK STUMP: hey
NICOLE ROW: sup stumpu need anythin
PATRICK STUMP: i actually wanted to ask you about something
NICOLE ROW: k whats up
PATRICK STUMP: do you remember when you told me about ryan
NICOLE ROW: yeah what about it
PATRICK STUMP: i told himand we found out some things that i want you to know about
NICOLE ROW: who the fuck is we
PATRICK STUMP: pete, andy, and joe
PATRICK STUMP forwarded 12 messages.
PATRICK STUMP: we all think that ryan is dealing with something outside of schoolwe might learn more if we told you what we found outi know this is really nosy, but we want to help ryan if he is going through something at homei’m sorry, i know this must be hard on younicole?
NICOLE ROW: sorry this is a lotbut i want to help u guys
PATRICK STUMP: wait seriouslywill you be okay with reliving this
NICOLE ROW: it wont be easyik were not really friends anymore but i still care about ross and id hate to see somethin happen to himi hate him for what he did but i cant help but think of him as a brothereven then i think i knew he was scared and he didnt really hate me
PATRICK STUMP: do you want to talk in the front
NICOLE ROW: shiti cant im in detention rn
PATRICK STUMP: oh okwe made a group chat for it
NICOLE ROW: is it just u four
PATRICK STUMP: no there’s also dallon, brendon, and tyler
NICOLE ROW: kcan u add me
PATRICK STUMP: of course
[MON, MAY 13, 3:01 PM]
PATRICK STUMP added NICOLE ROW.
BRENDON URIE: holy shit u fucking did it
JOE TROHMAN: ngl i didnt expect it to be that fastway to go u rad lil man
PETE WENTZ: thts tricky 4 ya
DALLON WEEKES: What did you tell her?
PATRICK STUMP: i told her that we think ryan could be in troubleshe wanted to help out
ANDY HURLEY: really
NICOLE ROW forwarded 3 messages.
NICOLE ROW: yeahbut can u sit next to me urie
DALLON WEEKES: You're not home yet?
BRENDON URIE: haha yea about thatwere in detention bc we ditched last time to go to the hospitalbut y though
NICOLE ROW: ur gonna make sure i dont start breaking desks
BRENDON URIE: i-
NICOLE ROW: ightso ig yall know about how we were friends until 5th bc of thatand it started the day after i came out to himat first he looked like he was determined like he was provin somethin or like he was goin to get somethin out of it but after a couple of months he seemed reluctantlike at first he kicked me and pushed me around a bitbut after he just threatened me but never really did anythin besides calling me shit
BRENDON URIE: FUCK MY LEG DJFSTOPNICOLE SOTP MY FUCKINDG ARMU BROKE THE DESK WHAT
JOE TROHMAN: oh shit
NICOLE ROW: shit fuck sorrythis just makes me really madr u ok did the teacher see that
BRENDON URIE: yea im fine and im pretty sure iero doesnt really carebut damn how r u that strong
NICOLE ROW: actually about thati wanted to learn how to protect myself during 7thso i looked up a bunch of shit so i could fight and pin people down
JOE TROHMAN: ohhh so thats how u bodied me and brendon
BRENDON URIE: idk seems pretty kinky to me ;)
NICOLE ROW: ;)
PATRICK STUMP: i-
PETE WENTZ: ;)
TYLER JOSEPH: ;)
PATRICK STUMP: wait no
ANDY HURLEY: ;)
DALLON WEEKES: ;)
PATRICK STUMP: NO DALLON NOT YOU TOO
PETE WENTZ: u no u wnt it ;))
JOE TROHMAN: AHAHHA
TYLER JOSEPH: ooo
PATRICK STUMP: dear god no
BRENDON URIE: rip
NICOLE ROW: lmaooo
ANDY HURLEY: on a serious notedid you ever fight back
NICOLE ROW: i was goin to but when i was gettin ready to ko his ass he looked terrified and he was coverin himselfinstead of just leavin i wanted to ask him y he flinched so badall i could get out of him was that he didnt want to get hurt again
DALLON WEEKES: Again?
TYLER JOSEPH: do u think somethin like this has happened to him before
PETE WENTZ: sht prbly
NICOLE ROW: yea but thats all he saidwe just decided to leave each other alone after thatso thats y i was so mad at the hospital
BRENDON URIE: ik this isnt really that relevantbut how come u never talked to us
NICOLE ROW: wdym
BRENDON URIE: u were friends with ryanbut u never really talked to me spencer or jon
NICOLE ROW: when did u become friends with them
BRENDON URIE: i met ryan in 4th and spencer and jon in 5th
NICOLE ROW: uh yeah thats probably y
BRENDON URIE: what
TYLER JOSEPH: brendonu met them in 5th grade
BRENDON URIE: well yeaOHHH SHIT IM SO FUCKING DUMBdid he tell u to stay away from us
NICOLE ROW: yephe didnt want me near u guys at alldid he tell u we were friends
BRENDON URIE: omfg yeai asked him if he knew u and he said u guys were best friends
NICOLE ROW: well we used to be so he wasnt completely lyin
PETE WENTZ: did u hv ny1 2 tlk 2 aftr
NICOLE ROW: not reallyi just started training whenever i got mad about iti feel like i should bring up that when i used to go to his house i think i heard them tell him that it was gay to have a girl best friendso thats y he started to hang out with brendon spencer and jon more
ANDY HURLEY: thats fuckin stupid
PETE WENTZ: fr
PATRICK STUMP: you mean he was already drifting off before you came out to him?
NICOLE ROW: yepafter seeing all of thisnow i think he was scared of his parents
TYLER JOSEPH: thats so messed up
PETE WENTZ: shld we tll th othrs abt ths
BRENDON URIE: they might tell ryan on accident though
ANDY HURLEY: so should we confront him about it
DALLON WEEKES: I feel like that should be the next step.Though, I don’t think we should just add him to the group chat.
JOE TROHMAN: someone should tell him about it and send him screenshots
TYLER JOSEPH: but who
NICOLE ROW: ill do iti think hell be able to open up more if i talk to himconsiderin its mainly our problem
PATRICK STUMP: are you just going to text him or are you going to tell him in person
BRENDON URIE: shouldnt she text him just in case he gets cold feet and doesnt show up
DALLON WEEKES: That would also prevent anyone from overhearing.
NICOLE ROW: ok when should i do it
ANDY HURLEY: tomorrowso we can meet up and see what ryans sayin
PETE WENTZ: tmrw @ lnch thn
PATRICK STUMP: okay
TYLER JOSEPH: what about if the others see us
JOE TROHMAN: idk just dont make it look suswell text each other
BRENDON URIE: dear god i hope this works
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[TUES, MAY 14, 12:31 PM]
PETE WENTZ: r u all rdy
JOE TROHMAN: wya lemme sit next to u
BRENDON URIE: joe hold upp
PATRICK STUMP: look up i'm waving at you two
JOE TROHMAN: comin
NICOLE ROW: wheres dallon though
TYLER JOSEPH: i see himhes walkin with andy
PATRICK STUMP: what do we do if the others ask about what we're doing
ANDY HURLEY: just say were workin on homework
BRENDON URIE: lol do u think i do homework
JOE TROHMAN: whats the game plan
DALLON WEEKES: Nicole should text Ryan something like “Hey, I want to talk.”
PETE WENTZ: wuldnt tht b wrd
ANDY HURLEY: yea since the last time they talked was last year
TYLER JOSEPH: shouldnt she say that she wants to talk about what happened though
NICOLE ROW: he probably wont respond then
BRENDON URIE: i think u should just say hi and see what happens next
JOE TROHMAN: ^^
NICOLE ROW: rn?
DALLON WEEKES: Yes.
[TUES, MAY 14, 12:34 PM]
NICOLE ROW: heyits been a while
RYAN ROSS: wtf...nicole?y r u texting me asshole?u said u didnt want to fucking talk anymore.how the fuck do u even have my number didnt u fucking delete it?
NICOLE ROW: i never deleted ur number
RYAN ROSS: what r u trying to do?r u just gonna fuck with me now that u have other friends?
NICOLE ROW: no i just want to talk
RYAN ROSS: oh sorry.but what is there to talk about?
NICOLE ROW: what happened last year
RYAN ROSS: wdym?
NICOLE ROW: when u stopped takin me to the back of the schoolu said that u didnt want to be hurt againwhat did u mean by thatross?
RYAN ROSS: u remember that?
NICOLE ROW: of course
RYAN ROSS: y would u?
NICOLE ROW: even tho we dont talk and were not really friends anymore i still care about u and i dont want to see u get hurtwe were friends for years before that and i cant just forget about u bc ur still like a brother to meif u r bein hurt by someone i want to help u
RYAN ROSS: how can u do that?
NICOLE ROW: do what
RYAN ROSS: how can u think of me like that after what i did to u?i did all of that shit to u for years.u even tried to talk to me but i just yelled at u.i told u to stay away from brendon spencer and jon when u never did anything wrong.i never even fucking apologized for all of the shit i put u through.i dont think ill ever be able to say sorry and for it to be enough.i dont know how i can ever truly say sorry for all of that.didnt u hate me? i put u through hell at the time but im like a brother to u?how can u still care about me?
NICOLE ROW: im not gonna lie i hated u back then but it was bc i thought u did it for no reasonnow i think u were doin it bc of someone or somethinik ur a good person and u wouldnt have left me like u did for no reason whatsoever
RYAN ROSS: fuck im so so so sorry i dont know what i can do to apologize.i guess i was trying to prove myself.
NICOLE ROW: urself?to who tho
RYAN ROSS: do u remember when my dad would sometimes take me to his room whenever u visited?
NICOLE ROW: uh yea
RYAN ROSS: hed always tell me how it was weird and gay for me to have a girl as a best friend.he always asked me y i didnt have any guy friends so i started to ditch u for brendon spencer and jon.and then when u came out to me i didnt know how to handle it so i told my parents.they hit me and yelled at me for hanging out with a f** but after they told me to do what i did and made it seem like it was the right thing to do.i wanted my parents to actually care about me so i stupidly asked them if they would love me if i did so and they just fucking agreed.but when they didnt i questioned if it was the right thing to do but i couldnt stop bc i was so desperate.fuck im making this about myself im sorry im sorry.
NICOLE ROW: no its fine ur okif i knew about what ur parents did i wouldnt have tried to hit u
RYAN ROSS: actually i have to sincerely thank u for that.if u never fought back i dont think i would have been able to stop myself even though i hated it.im sorry im such a fucking coward.
NICOLE ROW: its not ur faultur parents did that and u didnt know any better
RYAN ROSS: can we talk by the restrooms?
NICOLE ROW: sure but y there
RYAN ROSS: i would rather not have anyone hear us but i think we should talk about this in person.
NICOLE ROW: ok ill meet u there in 5
[TUES, MAY 14, 12:48 PM]
JOE TROHMAN: o shit u goin to the restrooms?
PETE WENTZ: do u thnk hes gna try sm sht
TYLER JOSEPH: could he be lyin
BRENDON URIE: why would he lie about something like this
DALLON WEEKES: That would be messed up.
PATRICK STUMP: there's no reason for him to lie though
ANDY HURLEY: he sounds like hes genuinely sorry too
NICOLE ROW: yea i dont think hed lie about thisjust make sure the others dont find out
TYLER JOSEPH: r u goin to be gone until the bell rings
NICOLE ROW: yea probablyill let u guys know what he says if he lets me
BRENDON URIE: r u going to be okay
NICOLE ROW: of course y wouldnt i be
TYLER JOSEPH: somethin could happen
DALLON WEEKES: I suppose so.
JOE TROHMAN: should someone at least follow just in case
NICOLE ROW: no all of u stfuif anythin happens i can handle it
PATRICK STUMP: please text us if you need any help
NICOLE ROW: yea i got it
BRENDON URIE: now what
ANDY HURLEY: just make sure the others dont find out yet
DALLON WEEKES: Should we be hiding something like this from them though?
TYLER JOSEPH: ryan probably wont be comfortable with thathe barely knows any of us
JOE TROHMAN: so now we just chill?
PETE WENTZ: ye
[TUES, MAY 14, 2:46 PM]
NICOLE ROW added
RYAN ROSS.
JOE TROHMAN: holy shit spill the tea
ANDY HURLEY: no stop
PATRICK STUMP: hello how are you
RYAN ROSS: hey patrick im fine.nicole told me that u guys helped her find out about last year.
PATRICK STUMP: we all did it together
ANDY HURLEY: nicole told us a lot too
NICOLE ROW: were all here for u
PETE WENTZ: ^^
TYLER JOSEPH: yep
DALLON WEEKES: We want to help.
BRENDON URIE: if ur in trouble just let us know
JOE TROHMAN: yea we just want to make sure ur okay
RYAN ROSS: honestly thank u all so much.u all deserve to know the truth.
PATRICK STUMP: you don't need to rush yourselfif you're not comfortable with telling us then you don't need to
RYAN ROSS: its ok i think im ready.i guess if u have any questions ill answer them.
PETE WENTZ: whns ur bday
ANDY HURLEY: out of all the questions to ask
RYAN ROSS: lmao its on august 30th.
DALLON WEEKES: Did you design your skateboard?
TYLER JOSEPH: oh yeaa i love it
RYAN ROSS: thanks i wrote the text.brendon did the flowers.
TYLER JOSEPH: aw when did u do it
RYAN ROSS: i think sometime in 6th grade?
BRENDON URIE: i dont mean to kill the moment but y did spencer and jon never call us after they movedis this related to what happened in 7th
RYAN ROSS: they wanted to report me to the principal bc they found out about it.back then i didnt know how to handle it and i was scared of what my parents were going to do so i told them to leave us alone.
BRENDON URIE: is that y they never talked to me since then
RYAN ROSS: yes.
BRENDON URIE: what did u tell them
RYAN ROSS: it was just a bunch of empty threats.
BRENDON URIE: if it was just empty threats they wouldnt have been that scared of me when i last saw themwhat did u really tell them
NICOLE ROW: ross tell him the truth
RYAN ROSS: i told them i was going to out them to their parents.
BRENDON URIE: WHATU KNEW THEIR PARENTS WERE FUCKING HOMOPHOBIC
RYAN ROSS: i didnt mean to do that im sorry im sorry i didnt know what i was doing.
BRENDON URIE: THEY TRUSTED USWE WERE ALL TRYING TO PROVE THAT U WERENT HOMOPHOBIC
ANDY HURLEY: BRENDON
RYAN ROSS: im sorry i fucked up im sorry.i shouldve never used it against them that was so so stupid.i cant apologize to them bc theyre in las vegas i wish i could take it back.
PATRICK STUMP: brendon please calm downwhile it doesn't excuse what he did, he was terrified and wasn't thinking straight
BRENDON URIE: thats still so fucked up
RYAN ROSS: i know im sorry i was so so dumb.
BRENDON URIE: i believe u
JOE TROHMAN: soo ur not homophobic right
DALLON WEEKES: Why would you ask that?
TYLER JOSEPH: JOE
RYAN ROSS: no i dont mind if ur lgbtq+ or not.ik the shit ive done in the past says otherwise but please believe me when i say that.i gtg now but i think ill tell the others about all of this tomorrow.
BRENDON URIE: wait tomorrow?
NICOLE ROW: r u sure
RYAN ROSS: i dont want to lie to them.they already know that theres something going on so i should tell them the truth.
TYLER JOSEPH: when r u going to tell them
RYAN ROSS: im thinking at lunch tomorrow.
JOE TROHMAN: u dont have to tell them everythin
DALLON WEEKES: Definitely.
NICOLE ROW: just know ur not alone
TYLER JOSEPH: were right with u
PATRICK STUMP: we'll be there for you the entire time
BRENDON URIE: ^^
PETE WENTZ: ye
ANDY HURLEY: if youre not ready to say somethin you dont have to say it
RYAN ROSS: thank you all so much.
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[THURS, MAY 16, 12:01 PM]
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: pete stop throwin pencils at me
serial child killer: snd nswrs pls
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: idk how to do it and patrick wont let me see his answers
serial child killer: i dnt wnt 2 rd abt th cvl wr tho
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: fr i dont want to learn about old white men
serial child killer: hnstly fck ulyss s grnt
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: who
serial child killer: idk i jst sw hs nm in th txtbk lul
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: apparently he was president
serial child killer: huh i thot it ws lncln
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: i think he was the 18th presidentlincoln was the 16th
serial child killer: who tf ws th 17th thn
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: patrick said it was some guy named andrew johnson
serial child killer: wait did u jst ask trck abt hstry
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: uh yeah yoh god now hes talkin about his entire fuckin presidency
serial child killer: ur fckd
FRO BOY: whos fucked
bitch u thot: what r u guys doing
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: BRENDON JOE HELP MEPATRICK WONT SHUT UP ABOUT ANDREW JOHNSON
FRO BOY: who the fuck is andrew johnson
serial child killer: 17th prsdntmk askd trck abt hstry
FRO BOY: ohhhso u have chosen death
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: I DIDNT KNOWNOW HES TALKIN ABOUT HIS FUCKIN IMPEACHMENT
bitch u thot: first time?
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: R U TELLIN ME HES DONE THIS BEFORE
serial child killer: u dnt evn no
bitch u thot: after he missed ONE question on the last test he ranted to me about the entire chapter for the entirety of lunch AND science 😭😭
serial child killer: dmn u lvd thru a ptrck stmp hstry rnt 2?
bitch u thot: yep
FRO BOY changed bitch u thot’s nickname to patrick stump history rant™ survivor.
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: my life was never the same after that 😔
serial child killer: dnt tll hm i tld u ths bt he hs a huge map of urop drng ww1he kps it ndr hs bd
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: wait reallywhen did he get it
serial child killer: 3 yrs ago
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: HE GOT THAT IN 5TH???
FRO BOY: patrick was studyin history straight out of the womb
patrick stump history rant™ survivor changed
pattycakes's nickname to
old white man aficionado.
FRO BOY: U RITE U RITE
serial child killer: NOOO HES GNA KLL U 4 THT
SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜: holy fuck
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: ill see u at ur funeral
FRO BOY: mike narans cause of death: andrew johnson
patrick stump history rant™ survivor changed SPILL💢💢THE MF😤🙌TEA🍵😜’s nickname to death by andrew johnson.
death by andrew johnson: bro im goin to cry
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: haha me too 💞
[THURS, MAY 16, 2:56 PM]
old white man aficionado: do you guys need help with any homework :)
FRO BOY: do u think hell notice
serial child killer: jst dnt say nythn
death by andrew johnson: hes goin to find out
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: shhh
best mom: why is patricks name old white man aficionado
serial child killer: ND STFUUU
the skitcher: brendon what does patrick stump history rant™ survivor even mean?
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: it means exactly what u think it does 😢
my little quarantine: what did u guys do
wevel of consuhn: MIKE WHOS ANDREW JOHNSON
death by andrew johnson: uhh scroll up
old white man aficionado: WAIT WHO CHANGED MY NAME
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: whoops gotta go
FRO BOY: damn
dallas, texas: What is going on?
old white man aficionado: WHAT IS YOUR NAME SUPPOSED TO MEAN BRENDON
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: LOOK IM NOT THE ONE WHO OWNS A MAP OF EUROPE
old white man aficionado: WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT
FRO BOY forwarded 2 messages.
serial child killer: JO U BCKSTBR
FRO BOY: fuck u he was gonna find out anyway
seaboy: oh shiiit he snitched
old white man aficionado: LOOK IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHINGhistory is worth learning you know >:(
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: PATRICK U RANTED TO ME ABOUT THE O N E QUESTION U GOT WRONG ON THE LAST HISTORY TEST FOR AN HOUR STRAIGHT
wevel of consuhn: PATRICK U WHAT
pp smelly: u got ONE question wrong on that?
dallas, texas: For an hour straight?
best mom: patrick we talked about this
FRO BOY: yea u shouldnt indulge in ur addiction
old white man aficionado: SHUT UP IT'S NOT AN ADDICTION
serial child killer: ngl hstry is so lame
death by andrew johnson: imagine wantin to learn about old dead people
my little quarantine: cant relate
old white man aficionado: DALLON BACK ME UP HERE
seaboy: well i have news for u
dallas, texas: Why me? I don't really like history as a subject.
my little quarantine: oop
the skitcher: i cant believe u actually like history.
serial child killer: its ok trckstr i stll luv u evn if u nly car abt old whte mn <3
old white man aficionado: i'm going to fight you
the skitcher: tf u going to do? tell me history facts?
best mom: i
dallas, texas: Brutal.
death by andrew johnson: NOOOO
wevel of consuhn: HE WOULD THOUGH
pp smelly: u didnt have to do stump like that lmao
old white man aficionado: NO SHUT UP SHUT UP
my little quarantine: still cant believe patrick is a history buff
FRO BOY: its okay ill pray for patrick and his history addiction
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: keeping him in my prayers 🙏🙏
serial child killer: u dnt hv 2 suffr thru ths alon trcky <33
old white man aficionado: LEAVE ME ALONE ヽ( #`Д´)ﾉ
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[FRI, MAY 17, 8:41 AM]
FRO BOY: FUCK MR WAY
wevel of consuhn: ?
seaboy: which one
FRO BOY: THE BLOND ONE
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: ooh hes hot af 😍😍
the skitcher: wtf isnt he at least 30?
serial child killer: wut u mean hes hlla funy
the skitcher: how though? he rarely talks to us.
serial child killer: lng stry shrt wer frnds
seaboy: how tho
serial child killer: u no th othr way tchr ritetheyr brthrs n they usd 2 b my neghbrsmky usd 2 bbsit me whn i was yngr n we bcam frnds
wevel of consuhn: brothers?
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: oh my god i thought they were married
my little quarantine: what??
seaboy: they dont look alike tho
the skitcher: whats mky?
FRO BOY: its mikeythats the science teachers name
serial child killer: ye
wevel of consuhn: how old is mr way then
serial child killer: 22
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: NO WAY
my little quarantine: excuse me hes how old
the skitcher: how the fuck?
seaboy: really
FRO BOY: no fuckin way i didnt know he was 22haha get it way
serial child killer: jo tht ws lam
FRO BOY: fuck umore importantly fuck mr way
wevel of consuhn: what did he do in the first place
FRO BOY: OH YEAHE GAVE US WEEKEND HOMEWORK
wevel of consuhn: WHAT
serial child killer: he did wut
seaboy: fuuuck
the skitcher: y would he do that?
my little quarantine: aw really??
FRO BOY: THATS NOT EVEN THE WORST PARTITS 42 QUESTIONS LONG
the skitcher: what the fuck?
seaboy: pete u said he was chill y did u lie
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: 😭
serial child killer: HE IS THOHE WULDNT DO SMTHN LIK THS
wevel of consuhn: he clearly just did
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: GDI
the skitcher: fuck this shit.
my little quarantine: joe what r the questions about
FRO BOY: IDK IM KINDA SCARED TO CHECK
the skitcher: shit.
seaboy: fuck mr way :^)
wevel of consuhn: ^^
serial child killer: NO HES CHLL I SWER
FRO BOY: NO FUCK MIKEY WAY
my little quarantine: r we callin him by his first name now
the skitcher: he doesnt deserve to be called mr way.
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: y do the hot ones have to be dicks smh
the skitcher: #FUCKMIKEYWAY
my little quarantine: #FUCKMIKEYWAY
seaboy: #FUCKMIKEYWAY
wevel of consuhn: #FUCKMIKEYWAY
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: #FUCKMIKEYWAY
serial child killer: HES CUL IM TELLN UDSNT HE H8 PER 1
FRO BOY: yeah thats true
wevel of consuhn: ok and?
serial child killer: SO HE MITE NT GIV IT 2 US
patrick stump history rant™ survivor:
the skitcher: doubt it.
FRO BOY: bullshit
serial child killer: u dnt no tht
my little quarantine: i guess well have to wait and see?
seaboy: maybe he wont tho :/
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: i wish 😭😭
[FRI, MAY 17, 9:29 AM]
death by andrew johnson: NOOOOOMR WAY JUST GAVE US HOMEWORK ON A FUCKIN FRIDAY
FRO BOY: I KNEW ITALSO WERE NOT CALLIN HIM MR WAY ANYMORE#FUCKMIKEYWAY
serial child killer: fck he rly did giv u guys th hw
death by andrew johnson: bruh i got the fuckin doc if u want to see it 💀is mikey the physics teachers name
FRO BOY: YEAH
death by andrew johnson: oh shit ok #FUCKMIKEYWAY
FRO BOY renamed trohley confirmed bitches!! to #FUCKMIKEYWAY.
serial child killer: NO FCK U
my little quarantine: ooh i forgot about that last gc name
FRO BOY: i remember it like it was yesterday <3
serial child killer: wsnt it jst lst week
FRO BOY: yeah i think im gonna marry him 🥰🥰
seaboy: go get em :))
pp smelly: what did mr way do
FRO BOY: MF GAVE US WEEKEND HOMEWORK
seaboy: he gave us 42 questions :,,,(
death by andrew johnson: JFC Y SO MANY
my little quarantine: yea were callin him by his first name now!!
pp smelly: IGHT #FUCKMIKEYWAY
seaboy: did any of u start yettt
death by andrew johnson: ngl i dont want to look at it 💀
FRO BOY: i stg its fuckin impossible 😔😔
my little quarantine: im goin to do it with josh later
death by andrew johnson: OH FUCK IT HAS ALL 6 CHAPTERS
pp smelly: shiiit i forgot everythin
seaboy: not light waves againnn
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: um do any of u remember newtons laws bc i dont
FRO BOY: WAIT REALLY FUUUUUCK
serial child killer: 🤠🤠
seaboy: btw who has good grades in physicsik dallon and i dont lmao
my little quarantine: i have a b :,)
FRO BOY: andy and patrick have straight astheyre always fightin for the highest test scores overall
pp smelly: ight guys bless us up with the answers
death by andrew johnson: LETS FUCKIN GOOO FREE ANSWERS
FRO BOY: nicole mike i thought u knew thispatrick never gives us answers and andy hates all of us
seaboy: what about u
FRO BOY: no andy hates me the most 😁
pp smelly: hes literally ur boyfriend
FRO BOY: andy never gives me answers thohe tutors me but its so booooring
death by andrew johnson: 💀💀
my little quarantine: does patrick give pete answers at least
serial child killer: no he said hed die b4 he gav me nswrs <//3wtch imma tell mky 2 giv me em 🤠
seaboy: do u do that for the homework
serial child killer: ye
my little quarantine: wait have u been cheatin on the tests this entire time
serial child killer: 😏
pp smelly: and u never gave us any answers??
FRO BOY: WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HOW COME U NEVER TOLD ME THIS
serial child killer: fro u hav an a n u alwys get top 3 aftr evry tst
seaboy: damn joe u smart
pp smelly: u fuckin scholar
my little quarantine: top 3 :oo
death by andrew johnson: 👨🎓🧠‼️
FRO BOY: I JUST STUDY AND HALF OF MY CLASS IS ASLEEPMYSELF INCLUDED
pp smelly: wtf u study
my little quarantine: joe no
seaboy: wait u like studyini dont think we can be buddies anymore
FRO BOY: NO NO ANDY MAKES ME DO IT
death by andrew johnson: what
serial child killer: its trui pray 4 him whnevr a tst cms up bc nd mks him stdy 4 3 days str8
pp smelly: WTF
FRO BOY: yep the longest was a month 😔
death by andrew johnson: this aint it chief
my little quarantine: a month??
serial child killer: hly sht was tht th inrtia mnth
FRO BOY: yeah 💔💔
pp smelly: the what month
death by andrew johnson: inertia?
FRO BOY: i dont want to talk about it 😔
serial child killer: it was a ruff tim 4 jo
seaboy: drunk buddy r u ok??
FRO BOY: no 🙃
death by andrew johnson: 😟
FRO BOY: ngl i immediately forget everythin after i take the test
serial child killer: jotro u no he cn c tht rite
FRO BOY: OH FUCK
serial child killer: 2 l8 now 🤠🤠 ur fckn ded lul
best mom: do you actually
FRO BOY: heyyy bbi love u so so much and i appreciate what u do but physics physically hurts my soul pls 🥺
seaboy: give the man what he wantsss
my little quarantine: aww
death by andrew johnson: damn andy leave him alone
pp smelly: what have u done to trohman omfg
serial child killer: lstn 2 th ppl nd
best mom: joe im makin you reread all 6 chapters
death by andrew johnson: AFTER EVERYTHIN WE SAID 💀💀
my little quarantine: ANDY NO
serial child killer: TUFF
pp smelly: LMAOOOO
seaboy: thats not righttt
FRO BOY: BB PLS 🥺🥺
best mom: guess youre goin to have to read about inertia again
FRO BOY: NO NOT AGAIN THAT MONTH WAS HELLLITERAL HELL BB I LOVE U PLS PLS PLS <333
seaboy: noooo my buddyyyy
my little quarantine: what happened during that month???
serial child killer: jotro ill brng u fud n watr 🤠
FRO BOY: PLS PETE HELP ME ANDYS GONNA MAKE ME STUDY TO DEATH
death by andrew johnson: ayy u died too?
my little quarantine changed FRO BOY ’s nickname to death by studying.
death by studying: ANDY MY BB PLS ILU :*****
serial child killer: luuul
pp smelly: is that a kiss
death by andrew johnson: f 👊👊
death by studying: IM SO FUCKIN DESPERATE U DONT UNDERSTAND
best mom: ill see you at the library at lunch <3
my little quarantine: im scared of andy
serial child killer: th hart maks it evn btr lul
pp smelly: this is such a tragedy
seaboy: and its only 9:41 am :l
serial child killer: ill snd yall th nswrs whn i get em at 5th per
FRO BOY: YESSS PETE SAVE ME FROM ANDY
death by andrew johnson: thank fuck for that
pp smelly: u better or i stg im gonna drop kick u
seaboy: thank uuuu
my little quarantine: r u sure hes goin to give them to u
serial child killer: ya jst wtch 😌
[FRI, MAY 17, 1:35 PM]
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: pete what did he say
my little quarantine: what is he doin
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: hes asking for answers
the skitcher: the answers for the homework?
seaboy: yessir
pp smelly: hopefully he gets them bc i dont want to do this shit
death by studying: PLS TELL ME U GOT THE ANSWERS
wevel of consuhn: hey joe y werent u and andy at the cafeteriawhat is ur name lmao
death by studying: TERRIBLE THINGS THAT I WOULD NOT LIKE TO TALK ABOUT
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: 🤭🤭
pp smelly: hurley kidnapped trohman
the skitcher: what?
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: woahhh
seaboy: they were at the library
the skitcher: the entire time?
wevel of consuhn: y though
pp smelly: idk he said he was gonna meet trohman there for studyin ig
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: studying for what
death by studying: inertia is the tendency of all objects to resist any change in motionbecause of inertia an object at rest will remain at rest until something causes it to movelikewise a moving object continues to move at the same speed and in the same direction unless something acts on it to change its speed or direction
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: um what now
wevel of consuhn: y r u talkin about inertiawe learned about that in october
the skitcher: y do we need to know this?
my little quarantine: WHAT DID HE DO
pp smelly: HOLY SHIT HE WASNT LYIN
wevel of consuhn: who??
seaboy: oh god no
the skitcher: where is this from?
death by studying: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE MY HEAD FUCKIN HURTS ITS ALL A BLURIM IN FUCKIN HISTORY RN
pp smelly: JFC HURLEY WHAT DID U DO
wevel of consuhn: what did andy do
my little quarantine: joe what happened at the library??
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: OH MY FUCKING GODI OPENED THE SCIENCE TEXTBOOK TO SEE WTF JOE WAS TALKING ABOUTHE QUOTED THE PARAGRAPH WORD FOR WORD
seaboy: what did u say
pp smelly: NO HE FUCKIN DIDNT
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: IM NOT LYING I SWEAR TO GOD
wevel of consuhn: what is happening???
the skitcher: how did u memorize that in less than an hour?
death by studying: OH MY GOD PLS PETE DID U GET THE FUCKIN ANSWERS I CANT FOCUS ON ANYTHIN ELSE BUT THE RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN INERTIA AND MASS
my little quarantine: what did andy do to u???
serial child killer: FCK I CNT BLIV IM SAYN THS BUT #FUCKMIKEYWAY
pp smelly: DAMN RIGHTwait
the skitcher: does this mean what i think it means?
death by studying: NONONO
my little quarantine: wait so u didnt get them??
wevel of consuhn: really
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: pete did u get them??
serial child killer: nop
my little quarantine: pete u said u would!!
seaboy: noooooo
wevel of consuhn: i
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: 🙂🙂 I REALLY HATE IT HERE 🙂🙂
pp smelly: R U FUCKIN KIDDIN ME
the skitcher: damn.
death by studying: PETE PLS TELL ME UR JOKIN
serial child killer: IM NT I WSH I WS FCK
the skitcher: fuck we actually have to work on the homework.
pp smelly: GDI WENTZ U PIECE OF SHIT
death by studying: GOD FUCK IT WAS THE INERTIA MONTH AGAIN PETE I CANT DO THIS HELP ME HELP ME HOLY SHIT I CANT DO THIS AGAIN FUUUUUUUUCK
my little quarantine: JOE WHAT HAPPENED AT LUNCH
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: WHAT HAPPENED TO U JOE
wevel of consuhn: WHAT IS GOIN ON
death by studying: mass is a measure of inertia because an object with a large mass is harder to start in motion and harder to stop than an object with a smaller massthis is because the object with the large mass has greater inertia
seaboy: joe r u ok pls
the skitcher: oh god not again.
death by studying: for example imagine that you are going to push a grocery cart that has only one potato in itno problem rightbut suppose the grocery cart is filled with potatoes as in figure 9now the total mass and the inertia of the cart full of potatoes is much greaterit will be harder to get the cart moving and harder to stop it once it is moving
pp smelly: WHAT THE FUCK
wevel of consuhn: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
seaboy: wtf is figure 9
my little quarantine: potatoes???
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: WHAT KIND OF FUCKING VOODOO MAGIC DID ANDY PULLJOES TEXTING THE SAME FUCKING WORDS AGAIN
the skitcher: this is fucking terrifying holy shit.
seaboy: im very worried for my buddy joe
my little quarantine: how is he doin this??
pp smelly: this wouldnt have happened if wentz had the answers
death by studying: U RITE U RITEAND HE LIED TO US BY SAYIN MIKEY WAS CHILL
wevel of consuhn: oooooh thats true
serial child killer: WTF HOW THO THT DSNT EVN MAK SENS
seaboy: hmmm
my little quarantine: wait a minute
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: OH MY GODPETE U BETTER EXPLAIN THIS
serial child killer: oooops thrs th bll im off 2 7th per haha cyaaa
patrick stump history rant™ survivor: OH NO U DONT IM BLOCKIN THE FUCKING DOOR BITCHNOOO HE USED PATRICK AS A SHIELD AND HE ESCAPEDRYAN U MIGHT BE ABLE TO CATCH HIM BEFORE HE GETS TO HIS 7TH PERIOD
the skitcher: its 7 of us against 1. we can outrun him.
pp smelly: WENTZ IM PERSONALLY SENDIN UR ASS BACK TO HELL
wevel of consuhn: fuck it lets join the party tyty!
my little quarantine: yaya!!
seaboy: im not the violent type but just know u caused this pete
death by studying: PETE U FUCKIN CURSED ME WITH INERTIA KNOWLEDGE U FUCKER GET OVER HERE
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why am i discontinuing this?
i'm not really interested in group chat fics as a whole anymore (it's just a personal thing, nothing wrong with 'em!), so i'm not motivated to post these chapters on time. additionally, i have ideas for actual full-length, multi-chapter fics that i really want to start writing, but i don't think i'll be able to juggle between writing those and this at the same time. i don't want to continue pushing out updates from a day to a week late (which i'm 100000% sure was just super fucking annoying, i'm sorry y'all) just because it was something i felt like i had to continue.i had so many more plans for this! i have countless extensive lists about what i was going to do (even stuff as unimportant as each person's texting style), a doc with a bunch of schedules and possible future chapter names, and even each person's school schedules, which i would base who would've been online at a certain amount of time. if you'd like, i'll add one more chapter about all of the plots, chapter ideas, plot twists, special perks about each person, original ending, etc. i was going to add.and another thing, i'm so so sorry for all of those people that wanted their peterick/joshler/brallon/ryden/weekesman content (two things i didn't like about the ships btw: 1) brallon wasn't even supposed to last; ryden/weekesman were and 2) besides peterick and a lil bit of trohley, i don't even ship the rest of them).
tldr; i'm discontinuing this because i don't like writing it, i want to start writing other fics, and i generally just don't care about it anymore; also, i might add another chapter about all of the shit i wanted to add if y'all want it.
at the end of the day, thank you all so so much for dealing with my bs and for supporting this truly terrible and awkward mess over the past two years (has it really been that long? i took an impromptu hiatus in the middle of it tho). seriously, how did this get over 100 kudos and almost 50 comments? jfc, you're all too nice to me, even after missing numerous updates and all of the shitty jokes. thanks to everyone for the support once again and i wish the best for each and every one of you in each of your endeavors <3 (oh god, that sounded cheesy as hell) hopefully they end up better than this dumpster fire :,)anyways, this is my first fic and i can only hope that my next one is an improvement from this lmao
i'll be writing/drawing peterick if you want to stay tuned for that ;)