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> Gerard Way has started a chat! <
> Gerard Way has changed his name to gee spot! <
> gee spot has named the chat Devil's Home! <
> gee spot has invited Frank Iero, Mikey Way, Brendon Urie,
and
Josh Dun
to the chat! <
gee spot: hi fuckers
> Frank Iero has joined the chat! <
Frank Iero: why tf am i here
gee spot: youre here in hell!
Frank Iero: yes ik but rlly why
> Mikey Way has joined the chat! <
Mikey Way: y are we here
gee spot: srsly u guys are no fun
> Brendon Urie
has joined the chat! <
Brendon Urie: WHASSUP DICKHEADS
gee spot: hai brend
> Brendon Urie has changed his name to Satan! <
Satan: hello my fren
Mikey Way: *friend
> Satan has changed Mikey Way's name to dis bich no fun! <
dis bich no fun: fuck u
Satan: fuck me
Frank Iero: now now thats just gross stfu
> gee spot has changed Frank Iero's name to no ur gross! <
no ur gross: fucker
gee spot: im not sorry
> Josh Dun has joined the chat! <
Josh Dun: wtf is this
Satan: hell ofc
dis bich no fun: leave while u still can
Josh Dun: o idk this looks interesting
no ur gross: ITS NOT ITS FUCKING HELL
Satan: well now ur here lets change it up shall we
no ur gross: NO
> Satan has changed Josh Dun's name to dunwiththistrash! <
dunwiththistrash: its not that bad
dis bich no fun: are u sure abt tht
gee spot: guess who we all r
dunwiththistrash: dis bich no fun is mikey cuz hes just no fun anyways
Satan: YES PREACH
dis bich no fun: fuck u
dunwiththistrash: gee spot is gee like could this b more obvious and Satan is brend
dunwiththistrash: and idek who no ur gross is
gee spot: frank
dis bich no fun: fronk
no ur gross: fuck u all
no ur gross: dun i cant believe ur going with this shit
dunwiththistrash: can i invite a friend?
Satan: k
> dunwiththistrash has invited Tyler Joseph to the chat! <
< Tyler Joseph joined the chat! <
Tyler Joseph: wtf
> dunwiththistrash has changed Tyler Joseph's name to tyguy!<
tyguy: josh??
dunwiththistrash: yusssss
no ur gross: leave while u still can this is hell
Satan: no
Satan: stay
tyguy: um idk whats happening but im staying for it
no ur gross: fuck u!!
gee spot: fuck ME
no ur gross: no ur gross
> gee spot has changed no ur gross' name to i should fuck gee! <
i should fuck gee: no way in hell
tyguy: lol
Satan: awwwe i ship it
i should fuck gee: NO! DO NOT SHIP THIS THIS IS NOT A THING
> gee spot has shared a photo file. Click to open. <
dunwiththistrash: is this srsly what i think it is
tyguy: is this frank blowing gee
Satan: holy fuck THIS BE GAY
dis bich no fun: so it wasnt gay before?
Satan: yeah it was but rlly frank the bathroom
i should fuck gee: yeah i mean you want me to blow him in the living room on the couch?
dunwiththistrash: i mean it'd be great comedy and blackmail material
i should fuck gee: dick
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> Satan invited Ray Toro, and Dallon Weekes to the chat! <
> Ray Toro has joined the chat! <
> Dallon Weekes has joined the chat! <
Satan: hi and welcome to hell Ray toro: what the actual fuck Dallon Weekes: what is this Satan: hell duhRay Toro: well we know that but I really Satan: this group chat I made
Dallon Weekes: and who's i
Satan: b
Satan: brendon u no?
Dallon Weekes: o ok Ray Toro: do I not get a nickname? everyone else seems to have 1 > Satan has changed Ray Toro's name to afroboi! < Afroboi: afroboi!?!!?????? Wtf b Satan: no I'm satan Afroboi: fuck u Afroboi: well if I get a name Dallon gets one too >> afroboi has changed Dallon Weekes' name to crybaby! crybaby: wtf afroboi: can I invite some friends Satan: yh who
afroboi: Pete and Patrick
Satan: k >> afroboi has invited Pete Wentz and Patrick Stump to the chat! Pete Wentz: HI FUCKERS Patrick Stump: what is this >> afroboi has changed Patrick Stump's name to confused! Confused: youre right >>Confused has changed Pete Wentz's name to bleach boi Bleach boi: were you referring to my "drink bleach" joke Confused: idek
bleach boi: o ok
Satan: STFU AND KISS ALREADY COME TF ON confused: ... Satan: WE ARE WAITINGGG >>dunwiththistrash, dis bich no fun, I should fuck gee, and gee spot joined the chat! Gee spot: u fuckers started without me?!? Wtf Confused: they invited me and pete too
gee spot: brendon u fUcKeR
dis bich no fun: BRENDON YOU FUCKER
Satan: sorry :'(
Satan: but srsly wht do u hav against pete n pat?
dis bich no fun: NOTHING JUST WARN ME FIRST JESUS
bleach boi: AS I WAS SAYING
bleach boi: also hi mikey :)
dis bich no fun: stfu pete
bleach boi :((( ok
crybaby: u were saying anything??
bleach boi: stfu dallon
afroboi: lmao
confused: just let him talk
bleach boi: THANK YOU
bleach boi: as i was saying or rather b was saying
Satan: yeah u guys are cute together i mean the king of emo and the french foren exchange student wat cld go wrong
dis bich no fun: foren
dunwiththistrash: F O R E N
i should fuck gee: *foreign
Satan: whatever theyre cute and they should get together
gee spot: um kiung of emo? kiss my aSS pete u ware too much eyeliner anywayas
bleach boi: so many spelling mistake
gee spot: stfu pete
bleach boi: so many
gee spot: OML STFU PETE LET ME FUCKING TALK
Afroboi: yeah pete
bleach boi: excuse me who fucking asked you bush head
> Satan changed Afroboi's name to bush head! <
bush head: wow
bush head: wheres dallon
crybaby: here
Satan: oh hi
afroboi: DALLON JUST STOOD UP AND SHOUTED "IM ON THE INTERNET" RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF ENGLISH
afroboi: AND THEN SAT BACK DOWN
afroboi: AND THEN MIKEY GOT UP AND YELLED ME TOO AND THREW HIS BOOK OUT THE WINDOW
Satan: holy shit
crybaby: hey at least ms davis didnt take my phone
dis bich no fun: the book was boring
dis bich no fun: it was the catcher in the rye
confused: UM THATS A REALLY GOOD BOOK
dis bich no fun: the hell it is its boring af
gee spot: ur boring af
dunwiththistrash: ur boring af
gee spot: UR GAY AF
Satan: we all are gay af
bleach boi: are u sure abt that
Satan: UR FUCKING GAY AS SHIT
bleach boi: no i mean
bleach boi: hang on
> bleach boi has removed and silenced confused from the chat! <
crybaby: wtf pete
bleach boi: well i wanted to tell u guys in person but u know awkward n shit
bush head: k
dis bich no fun: do go on
bleach boi: ik were all pat's friends but i wanted to see if it was ok by u guys 2
bleach boi: i like patrick and i really want to go out
>> dis bich no fun has left the chat!
Satan: CAN I PICK THEM OR CAN I PICK THEM
gee spot: you cant pick em
crybaby: oof
afroboi: is everyone going to ignore that mikey just left?
Satan: YEs
Satan: PETERICK CONFIRMED
Satan: now delete these messages so my boi 'trick doesn't find out ;)))))
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> dis bich no fun, tyguy, dunwiththistrash, Satan, i should fuck gee, crybaby, bush head, gee spot, confused and bleach boi joined the chat! <
crybaby: wow everyones here at the same time this is weird
Satan: its AWESOME!!!!
dis bich no fun: im in lunch detention
bush head: why?
dis bich no fun: I THREW MY FUCKING BOOK OUT THE WINDOW DICKHEAD
gee spot: damn calm down
bush head: yeah as far as i know my head is a bush not a dick
dis bich no fun: fuck u
> dis bich no fun has changed bush head's name to dickhead! <
dickhead: youre really funny mikey
dis bich no fun: ikr
Satan: it said dallon joined whrere is he
dunwiththistrash: whrere isnt a word
Satan: STFU JOSH UR NOT MY SPELLCHECKER
crybaby: its * where *
crybaby: and im right here
Satan: o hi
tyguy: fuck this
dunwiththistrash: wat?
tyguy: im in math and its terrible
tyguy: so im leaving
dickhead: ty did u just srsly walk right out
tyguy: well i said i was leaving
dickhead: shes sending pete after u
tyguy: shit
bleach boi: TYLER GET THE FUCK BACK HERE
tyguy: nO
bleach boi: WHY THO
tyguy: MATH SUCKS AND IM NOT GOING BACK
confused: where are you???
tyguy: bathroom
dunwiththistrash: WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM THAT NOW PETE KNOWS
tyguy: sHiT
tyguy: I LIED IM IN THE CAFETERIA
bleach boi: bathroom it is
tyguy: fuck off pete
bleach boi: nononono
dis bich no fun: ha
bleach boi: PATRICK HELP ME
confused: IM IN STUDY HALL
bleach boi: shit
bleach boi: MIKEY HELP ME
dis bich no fun: IM IN DETENTION YOU ASS
bleach boi: whatever im going back to class ill tell davis i couldn't find him
tyguy: hi its josh on ty's phone
dunwiththistrash: hi its ty on josh's phone
gee spot: hi its gee on frank's dick
dis bich no fun: WHOA WHOA WHOA
bleach boi: GONE SEXUAL
dickhead: GONE SMEXUAL
crybaby: WTF IS SMEXUAL
Satan: me
crybaby: stfu brendon srsly
Satan: no sorry
dickhead: wish i was sitting on frank's dick
gee spot: FRANK IS MINE
i should fuck gee: dont i get a say in this
gee spot: NO
dickhead: ctfo i was joking
dickhead: i want pete's dick
bleach boi: EXCUSE ME
tyguy: ok i got my phone back
dunwiththistrash: I FOUDN MIKEYS BOOK
crybaby: foudn? no its *found* my child
dunwiththistrash: STFU ITS IN THE COURTYARD
Satan: its mine now im coming
dis bich no fun: DONT U FUCKING DARE ITS MINE
Satan: awwww
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>> Satan and gee spot have joined the chat!
gee spot: hey b
Satan: HI BITCH
gee spot: wow hi
gee spot: look it's almost October which means
Satan: SPOOK SEASON
Satan: SPOOK SEASON MY BOIZZZZZ
gee spot: spook season yes you are correct
Satan: does that mean scaring the fuck out of some little kids
gee spot: perhaps
Satan: YESSSSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIIIIIII
gee spot: YESSSSSSSSSS BOIIIIIIIIII
Satan: so Mikey
Satan: is he doing his haunted house this year?
gee spot: he better be or I stg will break his tiny ass
Satan: and I will help you
>> I should fuck gee has joined the chat!
I should fuck gee: WHASSUP BITCHES IT BE SPOOKP SEASON
gee spot: excuse me SPOOKP
Satan: oof frank
>> gee spot has changed I should fuck gee's name to spookp season!
Spookp season: dandy gerard
Gee spot: np love <333
Satan: so spook season and Mikey's haunted house
Gee spot: yea so Mikey says he wants to have it be like an asylum themed thing you know?
Spookp season: MAYBE WE SHOULD FUCKING ASK MIKEY
>>Spookp season has invited dis bich no fun to the chat!
dis bich no fun: w a t do you fuckin want you duck
Gee spot: you duck
dis bich no fun: u duck
>>spookp season has changes gee spot's name to u duck!
U duck: U FUCKING DUCK
Spookp season: yea that's me
>> dunwiththistrash and bandit0 have joined the chat!
Dunwiththistrash: whoa Ty when did u change ur name
bandit0: ;))) you'll never know
Satan: READ THE SHIT ABOVE BC ITS IMPORTANT FOR SPOOK SEASON
Spookp season: yea hence my name lmao
bandit0:... Mikey has a haunted house??
Dunwiththistrash: apparently yes
dis bich no fun: YES I DO BITCH
dunwiththistrash: damn ctfo
Dis bich no fun: NO
u duck: CLAM THE FIUCK DOWN JMIEKY WAY
Satan: "jmieky"
Spookp season: "clam the fiuck down"
u duck: FUCK YOU ALL
dun with this trash :D :D :D :D :D
bandit0: whats up josh
>> dun with this trash has removed bandit0 from the chat!
Spookp season: whoa wtf did u do tht for
dunwiththistrash: look i wanna surprise ty for his bday
dunwiththistrash: its on monday
Satan: w a t
Spookp season: thats a good idea i'll bring the booze
Satan: IVE GOT THE WEED
dunwiththistrash: um ok well there goes my cake plan
U duck: NO STILL BRING CAKE
dunwiththistrash: i guess it would b more fun with cake :)
Satan: YOU ARE CORRECT MY SON
dunwiththistrash: now delete these messages we dont want ty seeing them
dunwiththistrash: its supposed to b a surprise
dis bich no fun: k gotchu
>> Spookp season invited bandit0 to the chat!
bandit0: y did u remove me josh :((((((((
dunwiththistrash: sorry
bandit0: its ok i forgive u
u duck: ...
Satan: THAT WAS SO FUCKING PURE
dis bich no fun: stfu brendon
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>> bleach boi has created a new chat!
>> bleach boi has invited dis bich no fun to the chat!
dis bich no fun: oh hi pete
dis bich no fun: bye pete
>> dis bich no fun has left the chat!
bleach boi: aw hell no youre getting back here bitch
>> bleach boi has invited dis bich no fun to the chat!
>> bleach boi has changed the chat settings!
dis bich no fun: i cant fucking leave wtf pete
bleach boi: we need to talk
dis bich no fun: about what? we have nothing to say to each other.
bleach boi: thats a lie and you know it mikey
dis bich no fun: pete lets just not
bleach boi: i just need you to be decent to patrick
dis bich no fun: i dont have problems with patrick hes my friend
dis bich no fun: youre what i have an issue with
bleach boi: i said i was sorry what more do i have to say!?
dis bich no fun: sorry doesnt fucking cut it pete wentz and you fucking know it now change the goddamn settings so i can leave
bleach boi: ok :(
dis bich no fun: fuck u fuck ur life fuck your fucking cow i dont care anymore just leave me alone now goodbye
>> dis bich no fun has left the chat!
bleach boi: bye mikey
bleach boi: i just didnt tell you i still love you
>> bleach boi has left the chat!
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bandit0: WHAT THE FUCK JOSH
Satan: wHOA TYJOS MAKING A SCENE
dis bich no fun: o fuck what happened ty
dunwiththistrash: i didnt mean it!!!!!!!
bandit0: tHIS BITCH
bandit0: THIS BITCH SAID DEPRESSION ISNT AS BAD AS PPL MAKE IT OUT TO BE
Confused: no no no no why would you say that josh!!!
dunwiththistrash: i wAS TRYING TO SAY SOME PEOPLE ARE OVERDRAMATIC ABOUT IT WHEN THEY KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE REAL THING
Confused: BUT THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU SAY IT
>> U duck, Spookp season, and bleach boi have joined the chat!
U duck: just read the messages
U duck: and wtf josh
bandit0: YOU KNOW I USED TO B ANOREXIC AND DEPRESSED AND YOU DONT KNOW HOW BAD IT IS
bandit0: ITS JUST NOT SOMETHING U JOKE ABOUT
bandit0: you know what I'm so done
>> bandit0 has left the chat!
Spookp season: wtf
>> crybaby and dickhead have joined the chat!
crybaby: fUCK ME GENTLY WITH A CHAINSAW
Satan: OMG BITCH ME TOO
dickhead: WTF
bleach boi: i turn off my phone for ONE MOTHERFUCKING MINUTE and we went to hell???
Satan: you have forgotten we are already in hell my child
bleach boi: ur not my child
>> bleach boi have changed Satan's name to my child!
my child: thought u said i wasnt ur child
bleach boi: not mine
bleach boi: mikeys
dis bich no fun: YOU FUCKER NO THIS INFIDEL IS NOT MY SOn
my child: wELL OKAY THEN THANKS DAD
crybaby: daddy ;)
dickhead: kinky
U duck: nO
U duck: NO KINKS NO KINKS FOR MIKEY NOPE NOPE NOPE
dis bich no fun: yeah pls no
bleach boi: pls
dis bich no fun: stfu pete no one asked u
bleach boi: fuck you
my child: fuck me ;))
my child: WAIT HOLD UP I HAVE AN ANOUNCHE MENT
crybaby: wHAT SUPERB SPELLING
my child: OMF STFU DALLON THIS IS IMPORTANT
my child: i just saw the most adorable boy in history walk into my class
my child: OMF HIS NAME IS RYAN WTFFFFFFF
dunwiththistrash: o ryan hes in my math class
my child: HE IS PERFECT
>> my child invited Ryan Ross to the chat!
>> crybaby has left the chat!
Ryan Ross: what is this and who are you
dunwiththistrash: ROLL CALL
bleach boi: pete wentz
Confused: patrick stump
dunwiththistrash: josh dun
dickhead: ray toro
dis bich no fun: mikey way
u duck: gerard way
Spookp season: frank iero
my child: brendon urie :)
dunwiththistrash: and tyler used to be here he was bandit0
my child: where the fuck is dallon he was crybaby
Ryan Ross: he left it looks like but srsly tho why am i here
Confused: read the messages from before
Ryan Ross: ....
Ryan Ross: ur all gey af
my child: wld u like to b gey with us ;))))))
Confused: OH MY FUCK BRENDON YOU DIDNT DELETE THE MESSAGES THAT WERE BASICALLY WORSHIPPING RYAN YOU FUCKASS
bleach boi: o fuk
my child: O FUK
my child: SORRY PLS DONT THINK IM CREEPY OR SHIT I JUST THINK YOU LOOK PRETTY OKAY PLS DONT HATE ME
Ryan Ross: i dont hate u
my child: OH THANK GOD
dickhead: so we're all just gonna ignore the fact that dallon left okay
dickhead: hang on what about the party we said we were going to have
U duck: o the one yesterday brendon said he was gonna bring weed to
Spookp season: i suck dick for cocaine
bleach boi: daddy ;)))))
U duck: NOPE NONE OF THAT THANK YOU
>> Confused has removed bleach boi from the chat!
U duck: damn pat u got to him first
Ryan Ross: he deserved it
my child: O SHIT IM TELLING PETE HE JUST GOT CLAPBACKED BY THE NEW KID
my child: pete says fuk u
Ryan Ross: tell pete to suck my dick
>> Confused has removed Ryan Ross from the chat!
Confused: NOPE
>> my child has added Ryan Ross to the chat!
my child: nO patrick we dont DO that here
Confused: >.<
u duck: does this mean joshler is over
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Hi guys! This particular chapter isn't actually a chapter for the story, it's more like a P U B L I C S E R V I C E A N N O U N C E M E N T. I wanted to give you guys my information for Wattpad and Tumblrso you can find me there. My Tumblr: https://psychedelicharlequin.tumblr.com/ My Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/user/the_on_crack_paradePatrick Stump creating a song using GarageBand: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4rLcAHVu5JU Annnnnd that's about it! The (official) seventh chapter of Devil's Home will be outsometime this week. See ya!!
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Ryan Ross has invited Ray Toro, Dallon Weekes, Frank Iero, and Patrick Stump to the chat!
Ryan Ross: guys
Ryan Ross: GUYS WE NEED TO TALK
Frank Iero: wtf do you want ry
Ryan Ross: look so brendon from the main chat right
Dallon Weekes: oh we're talking abt brendon? Lol I'm out
Dallon Weekes has left the chat!
Ryan Ross: wtf?
Ray Toro: no uh uh mr Weekes get back here
Ray Toro has invited Dallon Weekes to the chat!
Patrick Stump: what the actual hell Dallon??
Dallon Weekes: would it surprise u that I don't want to talk abt it
Ray Toro: no now tell us
Dallon Weekes: no
Dallon Weekes has left the chat!
Ryan Ross: at this point it's prob useless to try and get him to join again
Patrick Stump: alright then what did u want to tell us?
Ryan Ross: well brendon from the main chat you know
Frank Iero: YES WE KNOW
Ryan Ross: ok well I read back through the texts u were warning me abt Patrick
Ryan Ross: and I think it's cute but how do I even respond to that
Frank Iero: ignore him?? that's what we all do
Ryan Ross: won't that get suspicious after awhile
Frank Iero: no
Frank Iero: let's get back to the main chat, they'll get suspicious
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my child: GUESS WHO I FUCKED LAST NIGHT
Confused: oh bremdom no
bleach boi: CONDOM
>> U duck changed my child's name to CONDOM NO!
CONDOM NO: IM NOT EVEN MAD RLLY BUT SRSLY GUESS WHO I FUCKED
CONDOM NO: also dom ;))
Confused: if its ryan
U duck: it IS
bleach boi: we all knew it was ryan
dunwiththistrash: BRENDON ITS BEEN TWO DAYS AND U FUCKED RYAN ALREADY
CONDOM NO: hells yeah
dunwiththistrash: hey pete 5 dollars brendons lying and he bottomed
bleach boi: ur on
U duck: #brendonbottomed2k18
bleach boi: #brendonbottomed2k19
CONDOM NO: no nO I DID NOT BOTTOM THAT IS INACCURATE
CONDOM NO: also who told u that
Ryan Ross: um
dunwiththistrash: YOU NEED A NICKNAME SON
>> dunwiththistrash changed Ryan Ross' name to this man totally tops goddamn and what a top!
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: wtf josh
CONDOM NO: nO i TOppEODP !
bleach boi: #stroke
Confused: #stophashtagging
Spookp season: ITS NEW YEARS EVE FUCKERS IMMA HAVE A LIT PARTY AT MY HOUSE BRING WEED
CONDOM NO: hell yeah!!
CONDOM NO: i will prove to you all that i top
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: he bottoms #brendonbottoms2k18
CONDOM NO: WTF RYAN
CONDOM NO: THIS IS BETRAYAL
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Confused: i texted tyler hes coming
dunwiththistrash: he is?? omg patrick thank you so much im gonna apologize and give him his birthday gift I forgot to give him
CONDOM NO: yeah we had the cake... bUT DALLON DROPPED IT
bleach boi: wait dallons here?
crybaby: never left
Confused: you literally did dallon
dunwiththistrash: YOU FUCKING DROPPED THE CAKE I WILL STG KILL YOU ALL
dickhead: now you know how we feel
tricky rick: tru tru
u duck: we should have classier nicknames
Spookp season: i got this
>> Spookp season has changed Confused's name to tricky rick!
>> Spookp season change u duck's name to bae!
>> Spookp season changed bleach boi's name to eyeliner boi!
>> Spookp season changed crybaby's name to dal the pal!
>> Spookp season changed dunwiththistrash's name to joosh!
>> Spookp season changed dickhead's name to fro!
>> Spookp season changed dis bich no fun's name to milky
>> Spookp season changed their own name to frnk!
tricky rick: wtf frank
eyeliner boi: i'LL hAvE yOU KNOW THAT EYELINER IS VLAYSAS SDSAS SHIT
fro: im sorry what was that
dal the pal: stroke
milky: NONE OF THOSE NAMES ARE CLASSY FRANK
CONDOM NO: what abt me
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: and me
frnk: your names are classy already
CONDOM NO: o ok
tricky rick: CONDOM NO isnt classy
bae: but this man totally tops goddamn and what a top is
CONDOM NO: I WILL REMIND YOU WE HAVE FUCKED TWO DAMN TIMES
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: and we intend to do it again ;)
joosh: so are you gay together or something
CONDOM NO: fuck buddies?
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: idk lets go with that
CONDOM NO: ok
frnk: so whos bringing the alcohol its harder to get than weed
bae: ill do it my dad has a stash of it in the basement
eyeliner boi: any vodka
bae: hell yeah
frnk: well then whos got the weed
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: who do you think
tricky rick: brendon
bae: brendon
milky: brendon
CONDOM NO: brendon
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: wtf b
CONDOM NO: its true tho
joosh: ok well then ill order pizza
CONDOM NO: put it on my tab they know who i am
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: papa johns?
CONDOM NO: daddy ;))
tricky rick: NO
milky: BLOCKED AND REPORTED
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CONDOM NO: i have like four fuckin bags of weed
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: snack size?
CONDOM NO: NO! fucking freezer bags
CONDOM NO: i had to suck off the weed dealer for the fourth one sorry ry
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: its ok b
frnk: who is your weed dude anyway?
CONDOM NO: some guy named tre cool
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: sounds like a fake name
CONDOM NO: it is
bae: wait tre?? tre cool?
fro: yeah thats what he said
bae: his boyfriend is mike dirnt
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: theyre gay together?? i thought billie was with tre
CONDOM NO: lets fuckin ask him then
tricky rick: NO BRENDON
>> CONDOM NO has invited bob the billder, mike dirt, and tree is very cool to the chat!
tricky rick: NO WE HAVE ENOUGH PEOPLE BRENDON WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS
CONDOM NO: stfu patrick HELLO WEED FRIENDS
tree is very cool! HELLO WEED BOY THANKS FOR THE BJ
bob the billder: hELLO!!!
mike dirt: billie pls calm down
bob the billder: nO
eyeliner boi: BILLIE! TRE! MIKE! AYEEEEE
tree is very cool: AYEEEEEEEE
bob the billder: AYEEEEEEE
mike dirt: AYEEEEEEEEEE
eyeliner boi: wait how u no who i am
tree is very cool: eyeliner boi?
mike dirt: who else could it be
frnk: oOOF
bae: gonna need some ice for that burn
mike dirt: ty frank gerard ty
frnk: wait how did u know
bob the billder: youre v obvious frank
tree is very cool: and we can guess we have brains you know
frnk: oh they didn't explode from all the weed? huh
tree is very cool: suck my fucking dick
bae: UM NO I AM THE OWNER OF THE ONLY DICK HE CAN SUCK TYVM
tree very cool: calm sir i only suck billies dick
mike dirt: AND MINE EXCUSE ME
tree very cool: oh fine you too
milky: so are you a threesome
mike dirt: polyamory
eyeliner boi: THREESOME
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: THREESOME
tree is very cool: if you want us at ur party i wanna hear you all say polyamory
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: threesome
mike dirt: not coming
CONDOM NO: NO WAIT POLYAMORY
joosh: polyamory
bob the billder: thank you NOW THE REST OF YOU THOTS
bae: fiiiine polyamory
frnk: if gees doing it im doing it polyamory
eyeliner boi: polyTHREESOMEamory
bob the billder: close enough thx pete
fro: polyamory
milky: polyamory fiiiiine
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: OMFGS DOES IT MATTER
tree is very cool: yES IT MATTERS FUCKING SAY IT TYVM
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: fiiiine polyamory happy now?
mike dirt: yes
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frnk: tonight's gonna be fun
tree is very cool: well as long as brendon kept hold of that weed i gave him
CONDOM NO: may have smoked some yesterday
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: fUCK BRENDON HOW MUCH
CONDOM NO: a bag???
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: YOU FUCKASS
tree is very cool: its ok i can always bring more
dal the pal: niceee
dal the pal: btw wheres billie
eyeliner boi: sssSSSSUP SISTERS ITS PETE WENTZ
frnk: nO FUCK OFF
frnk: PATRICK WHY ARE YOU DATING THIS DUMBASS
tricky rick: idek hes cute when hes not high which is maybe an hour a day
eyeliner boi: tru tru
mike dirt: hello i am here
bob the billder: hE BROUGHT ME TOO WHASSUP MOTHERFUCKERS
mike dirt: billie...
mike dirt: pls calm down
bob the billder: k mike
tree is very cool: ANYWAYS
tree is very cool: i just snorted powdered sugar
tree is very cool: AND MY NOSE IS RUNNING LIKE OMF
CONDOM NO: sounds lit can i come over?
tree is very cool: pls do
bob the billder: mike cant talk rn as he is fussing over tre
tree is very cool: is nice
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: im sure
CONDOM NO: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP RYAN HMMMMMM
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: legit nothing at all
dal the pal: wait. are you guys together or something? i didnt get a straight answer last time
joosh: no hetero
bob the billder: *gay answer you misspelled it dally my boy
>> bob the billder has changed dal the pal's name to dally!
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: idek really we fuck?? but thats about it
CONDOM NO: yeah its kinda fuck buddies
joosh: k
dally: it doesnt make either of you triggered?
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: no y would it?
dally: idk i never understood the whole fuck buddies thing
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CONDOM NO: YO WHERE TF ARE YOU GUYS THE PARTY STARTS IN 10
tricky rick: yeah, in ten so you can wait brendon
CONDOM NO: pETE TALK SOME SENSE INTO YOUR BOYFRIEND I HAVE WEED TO SMOKE
eyeliner boi: weed? sICK COME ON PATRICK
tricky rick: PETE NO
eyeliner boi: pETE YES
tricky rick: fine we're coming brendon
CONDOM NO: HELL YEAH
CONDOM NO: RYAN WHERE ARE YOU
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: i am literally at your door rn bren
CONDOM NO: its open
tricky rick: we're here
eyeliner boi: WE'RE HERE!
tricky rick: yeah i just said that
eyeliner boi: LETS GO THERES WEED IN THERE
tricky rick: you fucking tripped wtf pete
eyeliner boi: r00d
tree is very cool: yEE IM COMING WITH MY BITCHES
CONDOM NO: GOT ANY BOOZE?
tree is very cool: HELL YEAH
mike dirt: pls stop yelling
tree is very cool: nO
bob the billder: YO YO YO IM AT BRENDONS WHERE ARE YOU FUCKERS
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: coming im picking up dallon
CONDOM NO: CANT HE WALK WITH THOSE LONG ASS LEGGOS
dally: no
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: cOME ON DALLON I WANNA GET HIGH
dally: fine fine jesus ryan
bob the billder: yall sound like an old married couple
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: dALLON
dally: WTF RYAN CALM DOWN IM FIXING MY HAIR
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: YOU LOOK FINE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: okay dallon finally got his ass in the car are yall there
CONDOM NO: 'yall'
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: stfu hoe
joosh: HELLO
joosh: IM HERE BRENDON OPEN THE DOOR
CONDOM NO: ITS OPEN
joosh: NO ITS NOT
joosh: I TRIED
CONDOM NO: TRY NOW
joosh: o ok thx
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: WERE FINALLY HERE (DALLON)
dally: stfu i want beer
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: WELL YOU WOULD HAVE HAD SOME WAY EARLIER IF YOU HAD MOVED YOUR ASS WHEN I SAID TO
dally: stfu i do what i want
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: dont fucking die
tricky rick: nO PETE STOP BACKFLIPPING OFF STUFF
eyeliner boi: NO FUCK U
dally: i do what i want
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CONDOM NO: wheres frank and gee arent they here too
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: idk havent heard from them
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: also how are you not shitfaced yet
CONDOM NO: this is dallon
CONDOM NO: i lost my phone i think billie took it
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: billie
bob the billder: yEshseshe
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: oooooh kay
tree is very cool: yeah billies HAMMERED but im just hihg so
joosh: "hihg"
tree is very cool: excuse me hooker did i ask u
CONDOM NO: itbs brbendon dalon dstole mey bhone
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: hes shitfaced
eyeliner boi: BRENDONE WERES THE WEEDE
tricky rick: NO
eyeliner boi: YESJ
eyeliner boi: wait josh tyler is here for some rfukcin reason
CONDOM NO: I HAVE IT
>> this man totally tops goddamn and what a top has changed eyeliner boi's name to WEEDE!
>> this man totally tops goddamn and what a top has changed CONDOM NO's name to brendone
WEEDE: fuk u ryan
brendone: fuck me
tricky rick: NOPE NO BYE BITCH
>> tricky rick has removed brendone from the chat!
WEEDE; thansk patrick
tricky rick: <33
joosh: hes here waht do i doooo
tricky rick: are you wasted
joosh: no
tricky rick: good
mike dirt: biLLEI DONT TAKE MEY FOEN WHTF
bae: WHASSUP FUCKERS
frnk: hye bitches
WEEDE: HELLO FRENS
frnk: pass the weed dude i want some too
WEEDE: get brendon back here patrick
tricky rick: uGHHHHHH
tricky rick: fine
>> tricky rick has invited brendone to the chat!
brendone: TRICKY RICK WAHSSUPPPPPP
tricky rick: no pls
tricky rick: PETER LEWIS KINGSTON WENTZ THE THIRD WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU
WEEDE: heErere
tricky rick: pls dont b as shitfaced as i think you are
mike dirt: HE IS
tricky rick: * sighs *
tricky rick: FUCK
bae: GUYS
frnk: wht babe
bae: GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN JOSH AND TYLER
tricky rick: nooo...
frnk: OH SHIT THEYRE MAKING OUT HELL YEAH
WEEDE: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WEEDE: wait
tricky rick: oh shit
tree is very cool: GUESS WHO ELSE IS MAKING OUT
mike dirt: NOT NOW TRE
frnk: RYAN AND DALLON ARE MAKING OUT IN THE CORNER HOLY SHIT
brendone: ...
brendone: well i have had a good life
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brendone: SO
Brendone: RYAN IS THERE ANYTHING YOUD LIKE TO SAY
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: yes I have a headache
dal the pal: sameeee
WEEDE: y'all made out last night
dis bich no fun: yALL
WEEDE: EAT MY ASS MUKEY
dis bich no fun: MUKEY WTF IS A MUKEY
>> tricky rick has changed dis bich no fun's name to mukey!
Mukey: I will destroy you
Tree is very cool: I EAT ASS I EAT ASS I EAT ASS
Bob the billder: yeah he does ;)))
Mike dirt: biLLIE
frnk: um what did Ryan do
Tricky rick: well he almost got alcohol poisoning
WEEDE: AND THEN HE AND DALLON SUCKED FACE
brendone: WTF RYAN
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: WTF PETE
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: wait brendon why are you so upset
brendone: MAYBE BECAUSE WERE IN A FUCKING RELATIOBSHIP
dal the pal: shit sorry gotta kms
>> dal the pal has left the chat!
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: may I remind you we were never in a relationship To start with
Bob the billder: ummmm Brendon he's kinda right
brendone: SHUT THE FUCK UP BILLY
Bob the billder: * gasp *
>>. Bob the billder has removed brendone from the chat!
Bob the billder: come back when you can fucking spel
Mike dirt: that was spelled wrong
Bob the billder: ur lucky I love you
Mike dirt: aw thx billy
Bob the billder: GOODBYE THOT
>> bob the billder has removed mike dirt from the chat!
Bob the billder: motherfucker
tricky rick: ARE WE ALL JUST GOING TO IGNORE THE FACT THAT DALLON SAID HES GONNA KILL HIMSELF
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: I'm gonna find him make sure he doesn't do anything stupid and shitty
brendone: yeah cause you're dating him not me
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: Brendon... Please.
-- IN ANOTHER CHAT AND ITS JUST RYAN AND BRENDON --
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: bren... I think we both knew this was gonna blow up in our faces.
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: and we were never in a relationship in the first place, more like friends with benefits, you know?
brendone: yeah... i love you though ryan and I know we were never really official but I still do
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: I'm sorry bren
Brendone: it's ok. you and dal will make a really fucking cute couple
Brendone: plus threesomes
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: BRENDON
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brendone: SO APPARENTLY ITS NOT "PROPER" TO DEEPTHROAT A PUSH POP IN FRONT OF THE #HOT SECURITY GUY
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: Brendon wtf
tricky rick: Jesus
WEEDE: what flavor was it
mukey: thats what you're concerned about?
brendone: it was blue raspberry
WEEDE: yeah that's ok bUT I like bubble gum better
bob the billder: I AM THE LORAX I SPEAK FOR THE WEED
Mike dirt: oh billies awake perfect he can suck my dick again
Tree is very cool: y'all should have seen the shit we pulled last night at the party
frnk: yeah shit went down it was gr8
bae: you heard from a vvv drunk tre that I was leaving you so you drank three cans of beer climbed in the oven and sobbed
frnk: gr8
tree is very cool: yeahhhh that was a highlight of the night
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: what abt the threesome between mike billie and tre
Mike dirt: a+ dick sucking
tricky rick: tmi
>> WEEDE has changed tricky rick's name to lunchbox!
lunchbox: dear god why
WEEDE: I'm bored
lunchbox: of course you are
brendone: Peter we must talk
WEEDE: the hell you want h0
brendone: bubblegum push pops are gross
WEEDE: BITCH TAKE THAT SHIT BACK
brendone: NO
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: where's Dallon he can fix this
WEEDE: TAKE IT BACKKKKK
>> lunchbox has invited dal the pal to the chat!
dal the pal: Brendon I'm so sorry
brendone: it's okay ry explained it to me I get it
dal the pal: thank god there's no clusterfuck
lunchbox: unless you count pete and Brendon arguing over push pops
WEEDE: BUT THE CONTRAST FROM THE PINK TO YOUR LIPS IS HOTTT
brendone: BITCH THT IS INCORRECT BLUE RASPBERRY IS THE SHIT ITS SO MUCH BETTER LOOKING AND TASTING
mike dirt: like my dick
bob the billder: you know it ;))))
tree is very cool: come over to my house
WEEDE: coming
tree is very cool: nO not you mike and Billie so i can suck mikes dick again
tree is very cool: cuz I do NOT remember doing it last night
lunchbox: can we go back to the fact that Brendon thinks deepthroat is a word
brendone: BUT ITS A SONG
lunchbox: NO
brendone: hUmp mE
Tree is very cool: FUCK ME
WEEDE: DADDY BETTER MAKE ME CHOKE
dal the pal: save us
Bob the billder: LICK LICK LICK LICK I WANT TO EAT YO DICK
mike dirt: why thanks billie ;))))
mukey: GROSS
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dal the pal: I'm gonna fucking kill brendon in about a half second brendone: HAHAHAHHAHAHA this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: oh lord what happened brendone: DALLON IS PLAYING THE KIM K GAME ON HIS PHONE dal the pal: YOU FUCKING BITCH ASS HOE WEEDE: o dear lunchbox: the Kim kardashian Hollywood game? smh Tree is very cool: Billie and mike played it at one point Bob the billder: ngl it was a great game Mike dirt: you married me on it Bob the billder: i wanted to marry tre too but he didn't get the game lunchbox: y? Tree is very cool: not enough storage dal the pal: what?? Tree is very cool: let's just say hentai is h0t this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: YOU DOWNLOADED HENTAI PORN ONTO YOUR PHONE TRE WTF tree is very cool: in my defense gay hentai is hard to come by WEEDE: HEARD OF PORNHUB tree is very cool; ITS HARD TO FIND GOOD GAY HENTAI THESE DAYS mike dirt: just call me I'll get you off ;)))) tree is very cool: noted thx mike >> WEEDE changed mike dirt's name to tre's personal pornhub! tre's personal pornhub: thanks pete dal the pal: I can't believe you exposed me bren brendone: did it for the vine
tre's personal pornhub: are none of yall gonna say threesome
WEEDE: THREESOME
tre's personal pornhub: anyone but you pete pls
lunchbox: wait googling
lunchbox: according to the official kim k game wiki you can be in relationships with as many people as you want
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: welp patrick has it on his phone too
lunchbox: RYAN NO
WEEDE: PATRICK YOU FUCKER
WEEDE: wait ryan is he in a kim k relationship with somebody
this man totally tops goddamn and what a top: no surprisingly
lunchbox: i hate you all
>> WEEDE changed lunchbox's name to the kim k wiki!
the kim k wiki: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
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dal the pal: hello motherfuckers
>> brendone has changed his name to ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;)!
lunchbox: wtf is that font
WEEDE: bitch i want that
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): you fucking wish pete youll never find my secrets
mukey: lingojam.com/fontchanger
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): MIKEY YOU BASTARD
WEEDE: HAHAHAHAHHA BRENDON YOU TWOFACED SLUT I HAVE IT
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): BITCHHHH
bob the billder: i think its time we had a change up
>> bob the billder has changed dal the pal's name to daldo!
daldo: fuck you
>> bob the billder has changed this man is a top goddamn and what a top's name to ryroo!
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): aww thats cute
daldo: oof yeah
ryroo: fuck you
>> bob the billder has changed their name to 50% weed!
the kim k game wiki: WTFFF
>> WEEDE has changed their name to meme wentz!
meme wentz: yas fuck it up billie
50% weed: y thank you peter
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): pillie
>> the kim k game wiki has left the chat!
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): what?
daldo: YOU FUCKING IDIOT BRENDON WHAT THE HELL
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): WHAT DID I DOOOO
50% weed: omf im stupid but jesus christ brenodn
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW MISSPELLING MY NAME HUH BILLY
50% weed: * gasp * I THOUGHT WE TALKED ABOUT THIS
ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;): FUCK YOU
>> 50% weed has changed ᗪ卂ᗪᗪㄚ Ҝ丨几Ҝ ;)'s name to brenodn!
brenodn: YOU MOTHERFUCKER
ryroo: PETE
meme wentz: IM TRYING TO FIND PATRICK
meme wentz: HE WONT ANSWER MY TEXTS OR MY CALLS
daldo: brendon oh my god
meme wentz: brendon youre gonna die when i find patrick
>> meme wentz has invited the kim k game wiki to the chat!
meme wentz: PATTY
the kim k game wiki: PETEY
daldo: yay theyre reunited
the kim k game: AND NOW IM GONNA KILL BRENDON
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50% weed: we need to spice shit up in here>> 50% weed has changed the Kim k game's name to cute potato!>> 50% weed has changed meme Wentz's name to emo potato!>> 50% weed has changed daldo's name to tall potato!>> 50% weed has changed their name to rocker potato!>> rocker potato has changed tre's personal pornhub's name to bass potato!>> rocker potato has changed tree is very cool's name to drum potato!>> rocker potato has changed bae's name to goth potato!goth potato: bitchtall potato: you ain't a fuckin rockerrocker potato: stop being a dream breaker>> rocker potato has changed mukey's name to salty potato!Salty potato: BISH YOU WISH>> rocker potato has changed frnk's name to short potato!short potato: are you quite finishedcute potato: Awwww thanks billierocker potato: ur welcome pat :)emo potato: hEY NOWgoth potato: I don't like my namerocker potato: OH WAIT>> rocker potato changed ryroo's name to scarf potato!>> rocker potato changed breodn's name to gay potato!Rocker potato: k we good nowBass potato: no billieDrum potato: yES billieemo potato: wtf tre youre not billieGay potato: ur not wrong billieScarf potato: FUCK I LOOK GOODTall potato: hmmmmmm kScarf potato: * gasp * UR SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE YOU WHOREcute potato: no dont fight plsRocker potato: yeah you guys are scaring patEmo potato: aw HELL noEmo potato: only i can call him pat fuck off billieBass potato: hey now is petey jealousSalty potato: pete you look stupid just let it beEmo potato: FUCK OFF MIKEUdrum potato: omfg peteRocker potato: TRE NO>> drum potato has changed salty potato's name to mikeu!mikeu: pete ur so protective wtf billies just pats friend lmaoemo potato: YOU DONT FUCKING GET IT DO YOU BILLIE YOU FCKTARD>> emo potato has left the chat!rocker potato: wtf?? what did i docute potato: hes protective it's okay billietall potato: wtf why you love him Patrickcute potato: he just gets convinced that I'll leave him that hes not good enoughscarf potato: but like... U wouldn'tcute potato: exactly! he just doesn't think thatgoth potato: what??? but he's likegoth potato: a fukin emo legendDrum potato:'so r u gonna tell him ur breaking up in person or whatCute potato: tRE WERE NOT BREAKING UP OMFscarf potato: yeAH IN PERSON * cough cough * bRENGay potato: YOU WERE OUT OF TOWN WTF WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO RYANscarf potato: CALL ME????gay potato: aNYWAY holy fuckin shit peterick was the last ship I expected to diecute potato: fuck you lot im adding pete in again>> cute potato has invited emo potato to the chat!Rocker potato: YO PETEY PIE PATRICK HERE HAS TO TELL YOU SOMETHINGbass potato: OMF BILLIE NOdrum potato: heard y'all are breaking upMikeu: tre noEmo potato: wtf?? pat?Cute potato: no Pete it's not what u thinkEmo potato: u fuxking kidding me rn? couldn't tell me in person could you??Cute potato: Pete please I'm trying to tell youEmo potato: seems to me I already knowEmo potato: thanks Patrick>> Cute potato has left the chat!Bass potato: PETE THIS IS TRES FAULTDrum potato: i resent thatBass potato: stfuGay potato: TRE JUST ASSUMED THAT YOU AND PATRICK WERE BREAKING UP BUT ITS NOT TRUEbass potato: CUZ UR ALL PROTECTIVE N SHIT CUZ INSECURITY IS A BITCH AM I RIGHTshort potato: u sir are correcttall potato: darn tootingay potato: dallon...??tall potato: darn tootinScarf potato: tRE NO>> drum potato has changed the chat name to darn tootin!Tall potato: sooooo fuck me in the ass cause I love jesussssGay potato: can I get an amenDrum potato: a WOmanRocker potato: feminism
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Pete Wentz has invited Patrick Stump to the chat! Pete Wentz: would you like to explain what's going on rn Patrick Stump: Pete, I don't wanna break up with you. Tre assumed we were after you left the chat the first time. Patrick Stump: and I love you, Pete, but that was a dick move. Pete Wentz: I know, I'm sorry Patrick Stump: you had better fucking be Pete Wentz: I just thought you had finally realized that Billie is better than me. Patrick: he's not, and I love you, Pete. Nothing will ever change that. Pete Wentz: love u patty Patrick Stump: call me patty again and I'm gonna really dump ur ass Pete Wentz: no patty im sorry Patrick Stump: I'm going to kill you.
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Goth potato: BITCH WE HAVE NEWS Cute potato: you better have a damn good reason for waking me up motherfucker Drum potato: GASP PATRICK WE DONT USE THOSE WORDS HERE bass potato: yo tre just dropped his phone and swore like a drunk sailor Cute potato: hahahaha suffer emo potato: ANYWAYYYYY BRENDON GOT A JOB AT KINGS DOMINION rocker potato: that fuckin like amusement park type shit? emo potato: YES HES YELLING AT PEOPLE AND HES ONLY BEEN HIRED FOR 15 MINUTES gay potato: tHESE FUCKING PEOPLE WONT PUT THEIR SEATBELTS ON scarf potato: suffer MOREtall potato: I want a new name bass potato: don't kill anyone Brendon drum potato: ha I hope he does that would be funny >> tall potato has changed their name to tree! Short potato: I wake up to this r u fucking srs >> tree has changed short potato's name to oreo! oreo: R U FUCKING KIDDING ME >> tree has changed bass potato's name to muke! tree: before u askI am out of ideas oreo: LET ME DO THIS >> oreo has changed rocker potato's name to pottos! pottos: r u fucking srs rn oreo: STEALING LINES ARE WE pottos: FUCK OFF I SPELLED POTATO WRONG ONE TIME AND NO ONE LETS ME FORGET IT scarf potato: you spelled potato wrong in an English essay and handed that shit in bitch muke: didn't the teacher fail u for that potto: none of ur fucking business mike >> potto has changed their name to asshole! asshole: theeeeeeere we go uh huh gay potato: snap snap snap muke: wtf >> muke has changed asshole's name to billie! billie: ok well this works too >> billie has changed gay potato's name to whore!Whore: fuck youuuu hoo hoo hoo Tree: IS THAT FUCKIBG CEELO GREEN Billie: I SEE U DRIVING ROUND TOWN WITH THE BOY I LOVE AND IM LIKE whore: FUCK YOUUUUU drum potato: HOO HOO HOOOOO emo potato: hey There's a new kid at school also named billie Whore: shall we add them in tree: oh shit >> whore has invited bad guy to the chat! bad guy: what the actual fuck What is this tree: i jUST SPILLED MY APPLESAUCE whore: I'll come lick it off u ;)) tree: do not muke: CAN WE GET ANOTHER FUCKING ROLL CALL whore: U ALREADY FUCKIN KNOW BITCH AYE but it's Brendon Urie muke: well thank you for that and btw I'm mike Dirnt tree: Dallon Weekes scarf potato: Ryan Ross Emo potato: Pete WENTZ!oreo: Frank Iero Drum potato: tré cool bitch Billie: Billie Joe Armstrong tree: and Patrick and some other people r prob here but they ain't talkin Hey new buddy what r ur pronouns bad guy: I'm billie eilish but people say I'm billie o'connell bullshit i use they/them as i am agender billie: oh hey what's up bad guy: wait r u likethe billie joe armstrong the one who muke: smokes an obscene amount of weed Has threesomes with me n tre regularly That's him alright drum potato: dyed his hair pink for a dare 93.2256% of the time is either drunk/high Did meth w/me once Yep muke: U FUCKING DID METH TRE BILLIE WHAT THE FUCK emo potato: one I want a new nickname Two that sounds lit as TIT Cute potato: Pete you're not doing meth. Billie: wow y'all know eeeeeeeverything muke: tre meth can kill you >> drum potato has changed his name to death by meth! Death by meth: welcome back to hell