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"ERASERMIC IS THE BEST SHIP!" Toby shouts from atop his book pile."NO, ERASERMIGHT!" Claire retaliates as she stands up from her current playthrough of Pokémon Sailor Moon. "It's poetic symbolism! Yagi's the sun, Aizawa's the moon... they're opposites, but they're also learning to lean and depend on each other, and-"Jim tunes the two out and continues reading The Book of Ga-Huel. Other than all the dark prophecies and Gunmar's Edgy Autobiography, there really isn't anything else... except for some talk of a prophecy of Gronka Morka's Whipped Cream Fountain Show. Jim knows that Blinky himself is actually Gronka Morka from that one excursion into the past, where (or when) they caused (stumbled into?) a paradox: Blinky accidentally announced himself as 'Great Gronka Morka' after saving some unjustly imprisoned hostages, which actually created Gronka Morka. Well, it wasn't really him announcing himself as Gronka Morka, but-Something hits the side of his head. Irritated, Jim whirls around to scream at the two, but stops, as he becomes acutely aware of how heated the discussion has become."Jesus CHRIST." Jim summons Daylight and throws a glaive inbetween them, keeping Claire from beheading Toby with a hostile portal blast. "DON'T KILL EACH OTHER! This entire argument is ridiculous!""You don't understand the seriousness of this debate," Toby grumbled with arms crossed."Oh yeah? What the hell's next, an argument about Naruto/Sasuke and Sasuke/Sakura?!" he shouted."Narusasusaku, clearly," the two answer simultaneously, then look at each other in surprise.The three pause in contemplative silence.Ten minutes later, Blinky walks into three hormone-addled teenagers making out with each other.