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Your nemesis is so gorgeous, all that sleek fur over strong muscles, from his tiny little paws to his, well, and then there's his tail, so broad, the perfect size to wrap around your, well. The point is, he's ridiculously attractive. Doesn't even have to try. He exudes sex appeal with that casual confidence of his, tail swishing distractingly.As if he could hear your thoughts somehow, he glances over his shoulder, eyebrow raised. "Krkrkrkr?"And, well... You can't help it.Ignoring his knowing smirk - even his smugness is attractive, curse him - you walk stiffly away to fetch clean underwear.