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---Sam and Gabe did the smooch and Gabe was like “ohmydad youre so hawt, sammyyy” and Sam was like
“Oh my gawwwd, Gabee, lemme do the frick”
And Gabe was like “mmmm sammyyy lets do the do”
And Sam was like “oh mah gawd. You suuureee?”
And Gabe was like “naw. I’m gabe”
And Sam was like “...”
And Gabe was like “come onnn, mooseee frickle frackle meee”And they did the dirty and then Sam woke up and was like “why is le red stuff on my face? Is there a leak? Why is stuuff dripping on meee?”
And he looked up and Gabe was on the ceiling and Sam was like “oH mAh gAwD! wHat’Re yA dOiN uP thEeReeE?”
And Gabe was like *bursts into flames*
And Sammy was like “OH MAH GAWWD! AAAAAHHHHH! YOURE SO HAAWWWT- WHATS HAPPENING???”