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I should get this off the table first. I'm a monster, demon, robot, fairy, alien fucker. You could probably tell that already but this is important to the base of this fandom work. You deserve my complete honest words, not me beating off the bush. No one needs to be lied. Not nowadays. I have been this way for a long time, since 4. I'm an adult now. The earliest memories of my xenophila was in the early 2000s. My younger siblings had gone a video game for rent. It was a sequel. Destroy all Humans. Aw yes. At the time, I thought mind control and abduction was romantic. Hell, I thought it was until last year. The logic was, I think, I wanted to be free of this dark cold cruel world. That if I could be free of a mind broken and chained. Oh how ill informed I was as a child and teen. However I still stand on one thing the same as I did then. Aliens are out of this world hot to the spot. Space is also sexy. Yes, I even find space sexually attractive. That's not what we are discussing per say. Today we are going over beings from beyond the stars. Yet the question is, where should I start? Cryptic unidentified beings? Pop culture greys? Personally viewings? Pointing out odd outer space details reported by scientists? While the wow signal does catch my eyes I am not interested something so close to reality. At least not for this fiction. Instead I'm looking over those written and drawn by humanity. In a somewhat review like format. Starting with! Crypto:Mainly based on cheesy cliche aliens of old style b horror. Not too intimate with human kind until the 2 game. Not actually green. Is in fact related to beings from Mars. Not interested in you pathetic human beings out of childhood crushes, I'm horny and conflicted. Cthulhu:Kinda an asshole to the whole of humanity even when they try to be helpful. Tentacle. Might be green? An unworthy God. Big. I actually like his dad?? better because his dad is a complete idiot. That many faced asshole in Egypt is better but I can't remember his name. Unworthy asshole god out of go back to sleep and starve. I get it, human kind isn't the best thing ever but I'm trying to get laid here. Xenomorph:Wants to fuck humans but their means to do so would kill any human. black is hot. Cool design. Mouths. Tail. Scary is hot. Stupid and smart. Disappointing at times. I don't like face huggers, because I don't thrust them. Horror out of the gods are cruel. Set me down as scared and horny. Marvin the Martian:I think I might've had a crush on him as a kid. Red and green. Black is hot. From Mars. Funny. I can respect his wanting to seen Venus chicks. Panties shot up the skirt. Poor man, poor poor jerk. His lady leader is hotter than walking on the sun so they're equal. Why must we continue to fight? Disappointment in his lack of interest. Reasonable out of whhhhhhhhhy?! At least I'll always have pictures of his underwear. Sobs Gems:I couldn't pick one. Can't actually take their clothes off I think. Human looking. Some are green. Pretty. Some are pink. Some like humans but that's kinda rare. If you have enough power and effort, you can have a child with one. Rocks. Only now available to beings made of FLESH and will likely continue to be. Always adults. Always females? Pretty ladies. Maybe have sharp teeth. Iffy out of possibly created by someone else. Rose reminds me of Maud Melody Moo because of the hair. Trolls:I can pick one but I feel it's better to review them all. Can fuck humans? Bug like. Mostly wants to invade like assholes. I still don't know how this alien romance works. has different blood yet the same skin. Sometimes have sharp teeth. Might have tentacle dick. odd. But in a hot way. ¥€@|-| out of ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I approve but it's unkind that our earth doesn't have the non invading kind. Wander:Our all loving hero. So sweet and humble and soft and kind and charming. Orange fuzzy. Green. Stars. Might outlive me. I miss him so much. Awesome hat. Smiley. Adventure. ♥♪~ Oh I think that you are lovely! OH I think that you are love~ly! ~♪♥ Melts my heart and soul in these cold lonely days. Reminds me of days long pass. Helping and helpful. Could be deeper than expected. Ideal. 100/100 100% would do in a heartbeat. Goku:Strong. Dumb? Willing to forgive and help others. Basically he's monkey. Likes human beings. Has a wife. Anime dub implies that he doesn't care about her too much. Disappointed out of likes to fight strong people. Great guy yet I'm not feeling it. Superman:Strong. Kind. Ideal in a way? Simple at times. Great ass. Already with someone else. Asshole or complete ray of sunshine pending on writer. Is a massive prick in another universe that got real popular. Many universes in fact. Fuck those universes. Fuck those writers. Make a interesting worthy Superman. Big heart. Been around forever. Like a plant. He's married out of not my ideal at times. Eh. I'd tap that. Irkens:I didn't actually like the show as a kid but hey it's free green tiny aliens. Pink and purple dresses and eyes. Green. Bug like. Invading jerks. Assholes. Cloned so might not be down to pound. Ever got so salty for someone that you also got thirsty for them too? Bastards. The standard for adults in their culture might be wildly different than our own. Lives a long time. Could be toy soilders for someone bigger. Get FUCKED out of why should I like someone who could never know love nor ever possibly love me back? I'm mad at everyone now. Symbiote:I have always liked this whole idea as soon as I saw it. Cool colors when the design isn't SHIT. Idea is great. Sometimes doesn't pan smoothly. Tentacles. Some of them are dicks. You can now fuck an alien monster slime who is also your clothes. Super power up. Mostly black. Dies to loud sounds and fire. They seem to like chocolate a lot. Sharp teeth. Iffy on if they will kill you. It's like fusion but weird. DAT ASS out of hit or miss. I'd hit that, ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). Hopes that they aren't prick.Frogs?:Cute. Tiny. Of what we see, very stupid or asshole. Pick a color any color. Cute ladies. Cool hats. Plans to mainly invade and control, that's about it. Seem to like human beings of what I remember. Reminds me of Fluffy for some reason I can't quite remember why. Conflicted about the frog thing. Worried about the one motherfucker and his rip off. Ever got so salty about one guy that you can't even drink enough for your whole teenage years and then feel disappointed in yourself for every year afterwards? Tsundere tastes surprisingly sweet on former invader. ← But that can't take a bite until at least a few years. Anime out of damn you ya bastard. Appealing but iffy.