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3:17 AM
woke sent a message to freaky flexing but alright.
woke: b's high again
freaky flexing but alright: oh my godfreaky flexing but alright: is he ok
woke: I,,,, I don't knowwoke: wait i have an idea
woke added freaky flexing but alright, Peppa, Castle of Glass, wwwwwwwwww, and been there done that to Untitled Group Chat.
woke: b's high as fuck
wwwwwwwwww: oh my god again???
been there done that: what about it?
woke added broke to "Untitled Group Chat"
broke: what the fuk cbroke: what is thsi
been there done that: oh my god b
freaky flexing but alright: okay so we're exploiting him while he's vulnerable i get it
wwwwwwwwww renamed the group chat "hell".
broke: whatbroke: wait gyusybroke: *gusys guysbroke: *gusysbroke: *gusysbroke: *gusy
freaky flexing but alright: what is it b?
broke: THRHEE HUNDRED FIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!!!
freaky flexing but alright: STOP??????????
woke: NICE DUDE
been there done that: guys please it's 3 am go to bedbeen there done that: 305 what
broke: 30,5
wwwwwwwwww: um????? b?????
freaky flexing but alright: peter why are you up
been there done that: no particular reasonbeen there done that: wait aaron wants to join this'll be fun
been there done that added Currently doing that to "hell"
Currently doing that: What the fuck Pete I specifically said I didn't want to
woke: uncle aaron i would kill for you
Currently doing that: MILES go the FUCK to sleep
woke: DON'T YELL AT ME………………………
freaky flexing but alright: leave him alonefreaky flexing but alright: wait brb
broke: DONT;T FUCKGIGF SWEAR AT GHIM
been there done that: YEAH AARON WTF DONT YELL AT THE BABEY
wwwwwwwwww: YEAH STOP IT AARON HE DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO YOU
Currently doing that: Are y'all seriousCurrently doing that: I'm going to bedCurrently doing that: Miles go to sleep
woke: you can't take me alive
Currently doing that: You sure
been there done that: aw babe :-(
Currently doing that: :/
been there done that: :’-(((
Peppa: F
Currently doing that: Oh my God is that Peppa the pigCurrently doing that: Nvm I'm up
been there done that: Holy SHit it';ss Th FUCKING PIG I REMEMBER YUO
Peppa: I hate you.
Currently doing that: Somebody kill it
Peppa: Try me bitch
woke: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DONT KILL HIM
wwwwwwwwww: thats my cartoon dad……………… … you c an t ckil m y dsd
Currently doing that: I'm so sorry to hear that that abomination is your father
been there done that: i love a fine ham!
Peppa: You can't kill me I'm God
woke: that is true ://
Currently doing that: watch me
woke: i think this is animal abuse
Currently doing that: It's not abuse if they fight back
freaky flexing but alright: oh my god what the fuck is happening
Currently doing that: We're going hunting
been there done that: Killing God
Castle of Glass: God died the day I was born.
broke: fucck man ehe sure did,,,
woke: Oh My God It's Gweb……….
wwwwwwwwww: gweb
freaky flexing but alright: *gwanda
been there done that: i thot u were lesbiab?
freaky flexing but alright: oh fuck u got me therefreaky flexing but alright: power lesbian. i top.
woke: U SURE DO QUEEN WOW . YOUR MIND
wwwwwwwwww: ugh your mind we stan
been there done that: we stan????? What
freaky flexing but alright: Silence, Bottom.
been there done that: oh my god aaron a tiny middle schooler is bottom,shaming me
Currently doing that: She right tho
been there done that: yea but ,, :-((
Currently doing that: Sorry :/
been there done that: i cant believe uve done this,,,
Currently doing that: F
woke: F
broke: thsis is so sad i htinsk im goign to Crybroke: Bottm Rejectoin,,,,
woke: siri, play mr brightside
been there done that: at least i dont smell like a wendys dumpster at 2am.
woke: leave him alone he's high
broke: hey ,broke: actutally you know whtbroke: AT leasts i dotn look li/ke a DEFAUTLT FORNTITE KSINbroke: defaultlt fortntie skinbroke: default forntiee skinbroke: default
been there done that: ur just jealous i got a victory royale before you did
broke: i dont . Need a victry royal to prove my wroth
Peppa: Assuming you hold any worth at all.
freaky flexing but alright: holy shit
broke: hey milse.broke: *mliesbroke: *meilbroke: babay misle.broke: mimi.
woke: ya
freaky flexing but alright: b you didn't spell his name right any of those times are u ok?
broke: ccan youa amke me grorup admin for, a Secondbroke: plesea,,,,
been there done that: NO MILES DONT
wwwwwwwwww: oh my god don't???? he's too wasted to even type correctly don't give him admin powers???
woke: hmmmmmmm
Peppa: I don't fear him. Do it, little boy.
freaky flexing but alright: do it no balls
woke: fuck now i gotta
woke made broke into a group admin.
broke removed been there done that and Peppa from "hell".
Currently doing that: Sir that is my emotional support bottom
broke: thta si literalyl so sadbroke: almost ad ssad as wehen my wife left mebroke: but shwe diddnt get the trains loL!!
woke: hell yea
freaky flexing but alright: b are u ok?????
broke: dw. im aa Fucntioanl Alchcoaholic.
woke: you're definitely not
Currently doing that: Put him back
freaky flexing but alright: i thought u said u were smoking weed earlier?freaky flexing but alright: no don't do it it's peaceful without them
broke: thta too.
freaky flexing but alright: b oh my god you dumbass
broke: lolbroke: i .i thisnk there's ana eelphant in the livign room
freaky flexing but alright: okay now i know you're faking it
broke: sdfghasjklfjdskldsfds,fd,fsf,sd
Currently doing that: PutCurrently doing that: Him back
woke: ..bb.b.ut………
freaky flexing but alright: if we put him back can u control him this time
Currently doing that: Yes . He is My Bottom. Ple as.
woke added Peppa and been there done that to "hell".
been there done that: finallybeen there done that: WWWAIT YOU ADDED THE DEMON TOO? been there done that: PUT TTIS BACK?????????????????????????
Peppa: Bitch
Currently doing that: BABE I MISSED YOU HONEY
been there done that: I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
Peppa: jesus christ get a room
Currently doing that: Sure ;) woke: what the fuckwoke: is this just my life nwo
freaky flexing but alright: nobody's said anything in the last five minutes where did the two idiots go
broke: i. i tjhink they got a room
been there done that: sorry! i forgot how a microwave worked for a second lolbeen there done that: oh my god what the fuck that's disgusting we'd never do thatbeen there done that: we aren't even in the same building wtfbeen there done that: absolutely horrendous
woke: :/ u ok
Currently doing that: Babe we’re literally in the same fucking bed
wwwwwwwwww: the rawest form of betrayal
freaky flexing but alright: what kind of person texts people when they're in the same room that's so needlessly complicated
Currently doing that: That's all Peter isCurrently doing that: He’s needlessly complicated but i love him
freaky flexing but alright: he really is needlessly complicated tho
been there done that: guys please don't start roasting me i'm right here
Currently doing that: Silence, Bottom.
been there done that: Pl,e,e,ase dodn;t Roast me,.......
woke: imagine storing important confidential information on a tinyass usb port without even a protection case :/
Currently doing that: I'm sorry babe they’re right. That was dumb
freaky flexing but alright: and also who puts like 15 products in their hair everyday. that's both dumb and needlessly complicated.
been there done that: Stop It My Hair Needs The Attention
freaky flexing but alright: No It Doesn't
Peppa: Also who the fuck dies and then resurrect again when you could just stay alive. That's also dumb and needlessly complicated.
been there done that: :’-(((
Currently doing that: I thought this was an attack on Pete not me
freaky flexing but alright: guess you're both dumb and needlessly complicatedfreaky flexing but alright: also pete if u don't stop using emojis i'm going to murder you only bottoms use emojis
been there done that: but im a bottom i Have Tobeen there done that: it’s Law
Peppa: Bottom! Shame! Him!
broke: hey guys! speakign of f bottom shaming what dod you call two btottoms in a relaitodship
woke: what
broke: virgins lol
freaky flexing but alright: b please go to fucking sleep you're going to hurt yourself
wwwwwwwwww: why would you enable him miles. why are you like this.
been there done that: That Doesn't Even Make Any Sense,,,,,,??????been there done that: dude you’re literally a bottom too???
Peppa: Virgins lol
freaky flexing but alright: virgins lol
broke: Hey,
woke: b's prolly a power bottom
broke: no im a aiuseless bottom ngl i.m Just bored
freaky flexing but alright: You’re Now Silenced For Bottom Crimes.
broke: YOu Can't Sielence Me
freaky flexing but alright: bet
broke removed freaky flexing but alright from "hell".
Peppa: That’s what she gets for being a Top.
woke: it be like that i guess
been there done that: :’-)
wwwwwwwwww: no put her back she doesn't deserve thiswwwwwwwwww: put. gwen stacy. Back.
freaky flexing but alright: stop referencing obscure emo vines.
Currently doing that: Put. Gerard. Back…….
broke: stp o yo ou r e hu t rim my fe lm ning s…. . . .
wwwwwwwwww: why what's wrong b??
freaky flexing but alright: mj kept his mcr merch in the divorce
broke: hhhhfhdhgfdsk,d,s,fds,
woke: oh my god that's so fucking sad i think i might kill myself
Currently doing that: Miles don't say bad words
woke: oh my god that's so freaking s*d i think i might game end myself
freaky flexing but alright: he censored sad
broke: me ttoo man....
woke: dont worry man we’ll get u new merch,,,,
broke: it's so….\hhard to find goodn new merch foe them
freaky flexing but alright: they’re still together tho?
broke: ????//?????????////////////??//////////////////?broke: thye broke up in 2013,,,,,,,,,,,
freaky flexing but alright: no they had a concert last week nearby i knowthey didfreaky flexing but alright: know they*
woke: b has the bad universe remember
freaky flexing but alright: oh yeah the global warming timeline yeah no wonder
woke: in his universe minneapolis is the fuckign north polewoke: donald trump is presidentwoke: world war iii is happeningwoke: the world is falling apart
broke: finally hahha
been there done that: b's going to die
freaky flexing but alright: in my timeline bernie's president lol trump died from a heart attack
broke: i'm takgin downt eh Govermnent with me
wwwwwwwwww: I Believe In You
woke: also in his universe there's flat earthers and anti-vaxxers
broke: yep
wwwwwwwwww: whats an anti-vaxxer that sounds made up???
woke: u don't believe in vaccines so u don't vaccinatewoke: soccer moms think it causes autism
been there done that: WERWFGHJEDSJKLS??????????????????????
Currently doing that: I had a friend who's an anti vaxxer lolCurrently doing that: Keyword: had
been there done that: that explains the funeral
woke: werdefghdghjkdslakl;????????????????????????
Currently doing that: He caught some medieval virus so I shot him
been there done that: ...whatbeen there done that: aaron?????? that kills people???? babe????
Currently doing that: I sure hope it does
been there done that: b-babe that was after we came back?????
woke: aaron you could get arrested for that
Currently doing that: Why would I get arrested for killing something that isn't human
broke: Fuc .k……
freaky flexing but alright: can't argue with that
Currently doing that: It's ok tho he was gonna die a premature death anyway
woke: Yeah But That's Murder
been there done that: i cant believe you did that? aaron?been there done that: </3
Currently doing that: Oh my God it's a broken heart emoticonCurrently doing that: <3 / There
been there done that: i can’t believe that worked. i hate that i love you.
freaky flexing but alright: get a room
broke: nott in the chat guys
Currently doing that: We already did but okCurrently doing that: Brb
woke: oh my god did they leave againwoke: i hate that that’s too much information for me
Peppa: Twice in one night. Freaky.
broke: yall nasty,
been there done that: we aren't fucking jesus christ get your minds out of the gutter
woke: u sure
Currently doing that: he’s locked in the bathroom he’s an asshole.
been there done that: I'm Sorry
Currently doing that: no you’re not.
freaky flexing but alright: get out of the bathroom and let your boyfriend fuck you peter.
been there done that: I Am Hiding. I Am Invisible, Like Miles.
freaky flexing but alright: you're definitely not
woke: u aint slick
Currently doing that: It’s okay. I guess I’ll sleep on the couch
been there done that: no wait…….been there done that: aaron babe
Currently doing that: Sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of my heart breaking.
been there done that: aaron ple,ase,,,,,
broke: thsi si SO fuckign sad i'm goignt ot kill myslf
Currently doing that: … yes, peter?
been there done that: the door's unlocked
Currently doing that: And?
been there done that: the door's unlocked. That's all
woke: Thsi IS sSo fuckIng Sad……
Currently doing that: I’m sleeping on the couch, Peter.
freaky flexing but alright: but aaron…..the door's Unlocked
Currently doing that: And what about it
broke: thebroke: doorrbroke: isbroke: Unlokced.
Currently doing that: I’m not going in there.Currently doing that: He can come out here tho ;)
been there done that: but…..i;m a bottom
Currently doing that: A bottom with legs
freaky flexing but alright: get over your fears bitch
been there done that: okay………………been there done that: i'm coming out…………..
broke: ofof ,y cage and vie ebeen tdoignt hjsut fine gotta gotta be downw
cbeause i want ti all it starated out tiwht a skiss hwo sid it end dudps like this tit was onyl a kiss it was lnly a k
woke: why would you say something
freaky flexing but alright: y'all good?
broke: lamao she asked iff we good
woke: haha like we've ever been goodwoke: wait holy shit it’s almost 5 lmaoooo
broke: HOYLY FUCK ITS A SCHOOL NFIGHTbroke: MIELS GO TO BED IRGHT FUCKING NOW
woke: wee wee lol
freaky flexing but alright: lolfreaky flexing but alright: wee wee
been there done that: wee wee ;lol
woke: lol wee weewoke: wee weewoke: lol
broke: STOTOTTPPPPP
freaky flexing but alright: lol
woke: lol
wwwwwwwwww: YOU'RE HURTING HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
broke: GO TTP, O BED OH MY GOD JEFFFERSON IS GOING TO BEAT MY FUCKGIGN ASS GO TO BED MILESbroke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
wwwwwwwwww: miles go to sleep you're making b have a brain aneurysm
woke: i get up at 6 there's no time to sleep
freaky flexing but alright: lol
Currently doing that: Miles if you don’t go sleep right now I will make you scrub off your art from the secret subway spot until your hands melt off
woke: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
freaky flexing but alright: that's cruel and unusual punishment
Currently doing that: I said what I said
been there done that: the worst part is is that he can actually do that one
Currently doing that: Rio gave me a permit
woke: s… sj , ,, sje did…,,,
freaky flexing but alright: tf u mean "that one"
woke: well one time he threatened to force feed me laxatives and glue my asshole shut
freaky flexing but alright: oh ymf mfc ucking GOD
Currently doing that: But it worked, didn’t it
woke: i mean……...i guess
Currently doing that: So go sleep or else.
woke: yes sir
woke left "hell".
freaky flexing but alright: ur gonna scare him to the point where he can't sleepfreaky flexing but alright: wait where tf did b go he's been gone for like ten minutes
Currently doing that: Miles will sleep if he knows what’s good.
been there done that: sometimes i forget you’re technically a former supervillain
Currently doing that: You kno it babey
freaky flexing but alright: ?????????\
broke: sorry i was vomitingbroke: this poor boy he's so abused
Currently doing that: Hey at least I don't use La Chancla on him
freaky flexing but alright: youre not wrong his mom is terrifying
broke: one time i was at his house and his mom threw la chancla at me
Currently doing that: Rio Morales is scarier than the Kingpin
been there done that: she single handedly defeated kingpin
Peppa: yeah
broke: she did. she really did.
been there done that: is b just normal now
freaky flexing but alright: yeah
broke: it be like that
Castle of Glass: Music noises.
wwwwwwwwww: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOIR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Peppa: It's Peter the ThirdPeppa: Like Shrek but lamer
freaky flexing but alright: f
broke: wait wouldn't he be peter the fourth
Peppa: No. The blond one is Peter the Fourth. He's the worst Peter.
freaky flexing but alright: who's peter the first
Peppa: I am, of course
broke: obviously mebroke: Wait
Currently doing that: I'm going to bed
freaky flexing but alright: isnt he like…. og peter parker
broke: yeah so i'm peter the first
Peppa: Of course I am Peter the First.
wwwwwwwwww: oh my god
been there done that: h;eueyay im peter the first this is my universe
Peppa: no that doesn't even make any sense
broke: how many times do we have to teach you this lesson, bottom
been there done that: i;m sorrwy
freaky flexing but alright: babe go back to sleep
been there done that: ofdsl okay aaron love you
freaky flexing but alright: love you toofreaky flexing but alright: illusion 100
broke: i cant believe that actually worked
freaky flexing but alright: bottoms view all tops as the same i had to take advantage of that
broke: god we do don’t we
Castle of Glass: What's a bottomCastle of Glass: What's a top
wwwwwwwwww: oh
freaky flexing but alright: oh sweetie
broke: i’ll dm ubroke: u sweet angel
6:33 AM
broke sent a message to Castle of Glass.
broke: tops oppress bottoms are the oppressed
Castle of Glass: ????????????//////////////////
broke: thats all you need to know
Castle of Glass: That didn't help at all….
broke: youll figure out soon enough
6:36 AM
broke sent a message to "hell".
broke: deed has been done
freaky flexing but alright: what did you say to him
broke: everything he needs to know
wwwwwwwwww: oh my god??wwwwwwwwww: noir are you ok??????
Castle of Glass: I'm alright?Castle of Glass: I think I understand now.
wwwwwwwwww: do you??
Castle of Glass: I believe so.
broke: ya he knows
Castle of Glass: I know.
wwwwwwwwww: oh god,,,,,,
freaky flexing but alright: b really did that
Castle of Glass: Just to be sure.Castle of Glass: I’m an oppressor, correct?
wwwwwwwwww: what???
freaky flexing but alright: you sure are
Castle of Glass: Oh, well then. Thank you.
broke: spider-noir tops
freaky flexing but alright: he sure does!
Castle of Glass: I do.
Currently doing that: can you guys like actually go to sleep my phone keeps buzzing and i'm about to slam it into the motherfucking wall
broke: god i wish that phone were my face
Currently doing that: I'm about to force feed laxatives to all of youCurrently doing that: I have Rio’s permit.
freaky flexing but alright: that permit only applies to miles so your threats mean nothing
Currently doing that: Does it?
freaky flexing but alright: it does.
Currently doing that: See, that’s where you’re wrong.Currently doing that: It applies to Rio’s family.Currently doing that: Which means, it applies to y'all except for B.Currently doing that: Which means go the fuck to sleep. Currently doing that: Or else.
broke: tf you mean except for b
freaky flexing but alright: what if i don't
broke: gwen you're pushing your luckbroke: im gonna head in aaron scares me a little
Currently doing that: I will make you stand upside down until you pass out. I know you’re a spider-person, so you have enhanced endurance, which means it will take longer. Maybe even days. So consider the alternative to sleeping now.
freaky flexing but alright: i'd love to see you try.
wwwwwwwwww: gwen
Castle of Glass: Oh, dear.
Currently doing that: Very well. Pete’s asleep right now.Currently doing that: See you soon.
freaky flexing but alright: k lolfreaky flexing but alright: wee wee
broke: i can’t believe gwen’s dead
Currently doing that: Benjamin.
broke: im sorry im sorry im so sorry im going back please don't hang me upside down that sounds very uncomfortable
Castle of Glass: I think I'm going to go back to bed, too.Castle of Glass: Being hung upside down is not something I'd enjoy.Castle of Glass: Goodnight, all.
freaky flexing but alright: technically it'd be good morning lolfreaky flexing but alright: 7 am wooooo
wwwwwwwwww: well, i don’t want to die, so i’m gonna end my new 45hr record now!!! goodnight!!!
freaky flexing but alright: peni what the fuck
wwwwwwwwww: i have insomnia!!!
freaky flexing but alright: understandable have a nice night
wwwwwwwwww: good luck, don’t die!!! <3
freaky flexing but alright: <3 i'll livefreaky flexing but alright: OH FUCK MY SCHOOL ALARM WENT OFF
Currently doing that: You'll learn the consequences of your decisions soon enough
freaky flexing but alright: i don't regret shit bye bitch
Peppa: Lol everyone died
Currently doing that: You're next
Peppa : Finally!