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Day 10; May 24th, 2018Dear Tia,NOTICEMETIAPLEASEILOVEYOUSOMUCHPLEASENOTICEMETIAAAAAAAI love you, Suki-=-Day 22; June 5th, 2018Weather:RainingTia is still wearing the Garden Tank.She has put up the table I gave her in her house.-=-Day 23; June 6th, 2018Weather:Thunderstorms I have successfully trapped Tia inside of her home by digging holes around the surrounding area.Her house is far away from other villagers, so they hopefully won’t be able to see her being stuck in the hole.-=- Day 43; June 26th, 2018, 9:30 AMWeather:Thunderstorms Today is my birthday, Tia put together and threw me a surprise party. I feel so special. Tia has finally noticed me. Tia, Julian and Rudy came to my birthday party.I feel honored.-=-Day 43; June 26th, 2018, 3:15 PMHOW COULD YOU TIA?!I thought we had something. You threw me a birthday party, you gave me your fridge, and I gave you my heart in return and this is how you respond? You just pack your bags and leave the same day? How could you.You may think that this is the last you’ve seen of me, but you. You are surely mistaken.-=-Day R͊̇Ẻ̾̄ͥ͠D̫̳ͫA̯̭̯͚̙̘̩͊̇̈ͭ͆ͮ̈C̩̯͈̻̤̿͌͊͆͝Tͥ͂̓̂͏̣͚͈͖E̬̣̜͔̎̑ͫ͌ͅD̸̈́̏ͦͬ̚; July 3rd, 2018Chow has replaced Tia.It is now my sworn duty to belittle him until he is forced out of Lacunosa.I will continue hitting him with my net.-=-Day R͊̇Ẻ̾̄ͥ͠D̫̳ͫA̯̭̯͚̙̘̩͊̇̈ͭ͆ͮ̈C̩̯͈̻̤̿͌͊͆͝Tͥ͂̓̂͏̣͚͈͖E̬̣̜͔̎̑ͫ͌ͅD̸̈́̏ͦͬ̚; July 13, 2018Chow has moved away.I have banished him to a life of eternal damnation.-=-Day R͊̇Ẻ̾̄ͥ͠D̫̳ͫA̯̭̯͚̙̘̩͊̇̈ͭ͆ͮ̈C̩̯͈̻̤̿͌͊͆͝Tͥ͂̓̂͏̣͚͈͖E̬̣̜͔̎̑ͫ͌ͅD̸̈́̏ͦͬ̚; August 1st, 2018Rudy has moved away.He was a close second to Tia and he will be missed.Julian keeps asking me where Nureyev is and I haven’t been able to find that out.-=-Ṡ̡̩͙̯̰̘͚̄͆͛͂̇̿Ū̷̝̣̱̙ͫͭĶ̜̤ͦ̍̄ͥ̎̉̔I͎̝̝̺͆̅͒̐̍ͤ̐͝;̴̗̠͚̫̰͚͌̅̔͒ ̴̬̱̰̺̳̄̽̇̈̅̃̚M̩̗͎͔͍ͧ̔̀ͩ̾À͉͝Y͓̒ͧͨͫO̍͂҉͖̫͕̮̠R̦̳͠ ̱̞͚̬̐́̋̀͆͊͝ͅO̖̮̹̝͕͂ͭͦ͆ͤ͑F̱̖̥̹̰͔̙ͮ̆̆̈ ̲̞̱̞̦̮͒̆̓̍L̙͙̟ͫ̚ͅA̖͢C̹̱̟̃̀̓U̬̥̻͔͖̐̔N̖̠͊͒͗O͉̫͋ͨ̏͡ͅSͬ́̉ͪͭ͋̇Ă̘̻̖͕̗ͅ
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hey y'all been a while, i wanted to update this really stupid joke fic with some news!tia and rudy have both moved back into my town in new horizons, ironically also named lacunosa!! and ruby has too, she's also one of my favorites cuz she looks like my oc cecilthat's all, have a nice day or night or whenever you're reading this :)-ame