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sen(aYYe)rio or sen(ahH)rio (10)
bowlingking: well this is a birthday disaster
bunniboi: u can say that again
bowlingking: well this is a birthday disaster
mooneil: not liTERALLY
bowlingking: LEAVE ME ALONe IM IN DISTRESS
mork: tbh i think we all r
mork: this is a mess
h(yuck): when johnny hyung started seizing at the dinner table yeh
bowlingking: who knew he would have such a bad reaction to seafood
mork: ^^^
uTah: how’s he doing
tytracc: we’re on our way back to the dorm
tytracc: the doctors at the er gave hyung a bunch of antihistamines
tytracc: he saw his swollen ass face in the car mirror, screamed, took a bottle of medicine and stuck a straw in it
tytracc: now he’s singing whiplash and has downed more than half of the bottle
h(yuck): omfg hyung’s high off of his antihistamine juice box
uTah: im wheEZINg
winx2: yuta hyung is im right next 2 him
bunniboi: i feel bad but im laughing
bowlingking: ^^^^
mork: btw wheres jungwoo hyung
mooneil: in his room crying
mooneil: says its his fault johnny had the bad allergic reaction bc he suggested going out 2dinner
winx2: no we should have never gone into that sketchy ass seafood restaurant
h(yuck): the owners were prob running a side business of drug smuggling or some shit
winx2: they were did u not see the pallets of coke behind the counter??
uTah: wtF
mork: whAT DO WE DO NOW
mork: mY CAREER JUST STARTED I CANT BE TAKEN IN FOR SECOND HAND DRUG DEALING
bunniboi: jesus mark calm down
bunniboi: well figure this out in the morning when everyone isnt upset/crying/laughing/high
tytracc: were back
h(yuck): lmfao johnny hyung
uTah: he looks like the pufferfish he ate
winx2: lmaooooo
bunniboi: omg shut upppp
bunniboi: and someone take his juice box away from him
h(yuck): i love johnny hyung but i dont want to sit next to him on the couch
h(yuck): he looks like a mr potato head character
tytracc: dONGHYUCK
winx2: tbh the kid aint lying
bunniboi: oMG
junguwu: WHATSTHE EHLL WAS THST BLOB IN THD LIVINGDROOM
h(yuck): …
junguwu: oh
junguwu: oh my god
uTah: im CRYInG
winx2: he is im right next 2him
junguwu: is that really johnny hyung??
tytracc: yeah,, he’s a little swollen from the seafood allergic reaction
h(yuck): a LITTLE
h(yuck): it looks like he was filled w helium
h(yuck): and is now a balloon
tytracc: someone kick hyuck off the chat
winx2: no im enjoying this
uTah: lmao
tytracc: i gIVE UP
tytracc: jae help me get johnny hyung 2 bed
bowlingking: he looks so swollen that if i touch him hell pop
tytracc: just help me goddamnit!1!
h(yuck): ty’s pissed
h(yuck): *hyung
tytracc: jUST GO TO SLEEP HYUCK
h(yuck): i feel so ATTACKED
mork: c’mon hyuck ill snuggle u
uTah: ANNND disgusting boyfriends strike again
mooneil: tbh i think theyre cute
junguwu: better than jaehyun hyung and taeyongie hyung
uTah: anddd savage jungwoo strikes again
winx2: i have to agree w jw ive walked in on jaeyong doing it in the kitchen 2 many times
bunniboi: iN THE KITCHEN
bunniboi: I EAT AND COOK THERE
winx2: i dont think they give a shit
bunniboi: omg
mooneil: i think doyoungs broken
mooneil: his eyes are all wide and hes just staring at his phone
uTah: sounds normal
winx2: wait
winx2: did anyone else hear hte front door fly open
winx2: and was that ten hyung who just shrieked ‘what the hell’d my stud muffin turn into?’
mooneil: yeah
bunniboi: Im going to bED