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The Squad 7:33 am
Kakashi:
Obito where are you?
Kakashi:
school starts in fifteen minutes
Rin:
he probably just overslept again
Kakashi:
we have a test on first period
Rin:
it’s Obito
Obito:
hhhhh you guys have no faith
Obito:
I’m on my way
Obito:
gramps was being an ass and I forgot I had to talk with Dei about something
Rin:
:sweatdrop: you really should try to get better at that
Obito:
:cry: :cry: :cry:
Obito:
why must you hurt me so
Kakashi:
hurry the fuck up
Obito:
I’M ALMOST THERE GODDAMNIT
This MAD banquet of Darkness 7:40 am
Deidara:
Tobi
Deidara:
I’m gonna kill you
Obito:
uuuuh
Obito:
can you do that later?
Obito:
I have a math test in first period
Sasori:
?
Sasori:
don’t you kinda suck at math
Obito:
yes, that’s why Kuzu manages our money
Kakuzu:
don’t call me that
Hidan:
can I kill someone
Obito:
I think the fuck not
Hidan:
I WANT TO KILL SOMEONE YOU FUCKER
Obito:
THEN GO KILL YOURSELF DICKHEAD
Hidan:
….
Hidan:
be right back
Obito:
sweet
Obito:
you guys at least try to be sane
Konan:
you’re one to talk
Obito:
hello Konan
Obito:
also wym I’m perfectly sane
Konan:
:unimpressed: you ruined that guy’s life bc he pushed that boy toy of yours
Obito:
I don’t know what you’re talking about
Konoha High Student Council
11:27 am
Anko:
I swear to fucking god, asuma, if you send any more pepe memes I’ll castrate you
Obito:
what the fuck did come in to
Kurenai:
hello Obito!
Kurenai:
Asuma is being his usual self
Kurenai:
Anko is threatening him
Obito:
hi Kurenai!
Obito:
yeah that sounds like Anko all right
Crazy Gramps → Obito
1:05 pm
Crazy Gramps:
Obito
Crazy Gramps:
how do I send an email
Obito:
can’t you wait literally ten minutes?
Obito:
I’m almost back
Crazy Gramps:
no
Crazy Gramps:
this is a matter of pride
Obito:
…
Obito:
:sigh:
Obito:
did you open the app?
Crazy Gramps:
yes, I already wrote it
Obito:
then just click on the ‘send’ button
Crazy Gramps:
There isn’t one
Obito:
Yes there is
Crazy Gramps:
no
Obito:
:sigh: :sigh:
Obito:
in the right corner of the screen
Crazy Gramps:
…
Crazy Gramps:
found it