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Finn the human gasped randomly as if he was a an anime girl getting her first panty shot. He looked down to notice a sword that had magically transcended the all important plot armor of his universe. It was roght then and therethat he knew his dream of becoming a Pokémon was never going to come true. How sad. "Can I get an f," he asked Jake. "No." Replied what Finn would could a an asshole. Completely devastated Finn healed and broke Jake's knee caps. And that's how T-series was born.