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"Fuck," fucked Pikachu one fuckingly beautiful morning as he fucked out of bed and fucked down to the kitchen for a quick fuck. I mean breakfast. And then a fuck because there was a hot little Jigglypuff there for a booty call. So they ate food and then they fucked. Then Pikachu got a fucking call and went out to fucking solve a case."Fuck!" he yelled as he got kicked in the nads by some fucking bad guy. "Fuck shit son of a bitch hell right in the cock FUCK YOU FUCKER!" And he shot the guy with a gun because he can't use his powers. Fuck. Oh well, the bad guy fucking died. "Fuck you, fucker." Then when the case was done he fucked back home, ate a fucking sandwich, and went the fuck to sleep. The fucking end.