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Ron Weasley added Harry Potter and Hermione Granger to im bored.
Ron Weasley: guys pls entertain meHermione Granger: ffs ron we have a test tomorrowRon Weasley: your point???Hermione Granger: my point is that u have to study!! and also to be careful dont get ur phone takenHarry Potter: will u guys shut up for two minutes im trying to focus in class for onceRon Weasley: we will not i am bored and you as my best friends shall entertain me Harry Potter changed Ron Weasley's name to bored soul.
bored soul: ah yes perfect reflects who i am insideHermione Granger: do you seriously not care about out test tomorrow???bored soul: nopeHarry Potter: not reallyHermione Granger: well i do i want to get a good gradebored soul: we all know you already will Harry Potter changed Hermione Granger's nickname to arngy bird.
arngy bird: will you stop with theseHarry Potter: nope neverbored soul: ha arngy
bored soul changed arngy bird's name to arngy.
arngy: very funnyHarry Potter: thanksbored soul: how come u dont have a nickname harryHarry Potter: no im perfectly okay this way no nicknames for mearngy: such nonsense leave it to me ron id like to get some revenge
arngy changed Harry Potter's nickname to harriet.
harriet: hermIONE WHYarngy: suits uharriet: nO IT DOESNT THIS IS BULLYING
harriet added Draco Malfoy to im bored.
harriet: bABE DEFEND MEDraco Malfoy: you see harriet is pretty funnyharriet: HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS I THOUGHT YOU LOVED MEDraco Malfoy: sure i do harriet changed Draco Malfoy's name to bad bf. bored soul: ooh domestic drama arngy: will they survive? who will win? who will lose? find out in the next episode!
bored soul renamed the group domestic drarry drama. bad bf: well this was nice and all but we have a test tomorrow so bye losersharriet: no wait dont leavebored soul: yeah dont leave im super boredharriet: u could come over after school and we could study togetherbad bf: oh okay then i'll come overarngy: sure u guys will studyharriet: hermione pleasebad bf: have a little more faith in usarngy: this is proving to be hardbored soul: holy shit dude snape almost caught mearngy: ron!! i told u to be carefulbored soul: i was!!!!harriet: sure if u mean shoving ur phone in my shoe, hitting me loudly on the arm and growling at snape whenever he got too close was being careful then yes u werebored soul: nO!! LIES HARRY WHY WOULD YOU SPREAD SUCH AWFUL RUMOURS ABOUT MEharriet: shut up ronarngy: I CANT BELIEVE THIS RONbad bf: this is honestly the bestharriet: i cant wait till this class is overbored soul: samebad bf: snape isnt that badbored soul: thats cause he likes uharriet: yeah stfu dracobad bf: ..okayarngy: oh u guys btw theres this new kid rightbad bf: oh yeah whos that arngy: i think her name's luna shes coolbored soul: oh luna! shes in the same class as my sisterharriet: we should add themarngy: no! what if they actually want to studyharriet: nobody does that hermione harriet added Ginny Weasley to domestic drarry drama.
harriet: add ur friend ginnyGinny Weasley: could u be a bit more specific also hi guysarngy: hey ginny also he means lunaGinny Weasley: ohh okay Ginny Weasley added Luna Lovegood to domestic drarry drama. Luna Lovegood: whats a drarrybad bf: its meharriet: and me!!Luna Lovegood: oh cool bored soul renamed the group welcome luna!! harriet changed Luna Lovegood's name to new kid. arngy: harry no dont do thatGinny Weasley: sorry i added u to this mess luna they wanted to meet unew kid: oh no its fine new kid changed Ginny Weasley's name to i got a bf. i got a bf: luna!!!!!new kid: ..sorry?bored soul: ginNY YOU WHATarngy: ron stopbored soul: who is it ginnyi got a bf: its none of ur business ronbored soul: im ur brother!harriet: please tell him ginny hes making a mess in class hes muttering shit to himself snape is getting suspiciousi got a bf: ugh fine its deanbored soul: dean thomas??i got a bf: yes ron dean thomas bored soul added Dean Thomas to welcome luna!! i got a bf: RON NO!!bad bf: ah yes more dramaDean Thomas: uhm hey?i got a bf: sorry deanDean Thomas: ginny?i got a bf: yupDean Thomas: ur namei got a bf: shit lunaaaa why did u do this to me new kid changed Dean Thomas's name to the bf.
i got a bf: oh godthe bf: well at least we matchharriet: ron is fake gagging next to mebad bf: sameharriet: draco we should have matching nicknames toobad bf: nopeharriet: :(bad bf: :)
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bored soul: u guysim gonna fail tomorrowhelp mei got a bf: what test u gotbored soul: chemistryarngy: want me to come over and help u?bored soul: y e sarngy: okay i'll be over in a secbored soul: lifesaverbad bf: is it common knowledge that we're all gonna fail tomorrow orharriet: yepbored soul: except hermione harriet renamed the group failing classes. the bf: guys can i add someoneim gonna add him anyways the bf added Seamus Finnigan to failing classes. the bf changed Seamus Finnigan's name to the bfs best friend. the bfs best friend: no dean thats too long harriet changed the bfs best friend's name to the bfs bff. harriet: do yall wanna come over tonightarngy: harry we have a test tomorrowi thought u were studying with dracoharriet: uhyeah we arearngy: sureharriet: ok whateverdo yall wanna come over friday thenbad bf: yesbored soul: stfu draco ur always there anywaybut yes we will comei got a bf: yess sleepoverrrbored soul: but we have to set some rules firstno kissingno having sexharriet: wait whatbad bf: me and harry are allowed to kissharriet: and have sexbored soul: nOT WHILE WE'RE HEREharriet: ugh finejust kissing thenbored soul: but those rules apply to ginny and deani got a bf: rON harriet renamed the group listen to ron.
bored soul: yes thank ui got a bf: u guys suckthe bfs bff: i think rons right ginnyi got a bf: no shut upur just jealous the bfs bff left listen to ron. the bf: jealous?why would he be jealous?i got a bf: wellidkbc hes singlethe bf: ginny thats mean the bf added the bfs bff to listen to ron. i got a bf left listen to ron. bored soul: its okay seamusim single tooarngy: same new kid renamed the group single squad. the bfs bff: yeabad bf: more dramaharriet: draco istg u live off dramabad bf: drama is oxygen harry harriet changed bad bf's name to drama whore. harriet: wheres hermionebored soul: shes helping me studythe bf: then why are u textingarngy: we're taking a breakharriet: rdaco where have u gonedrama whore: bathroomharriet: ugh hurry up im lonelybored soul: rdaco bored soul changed drama whore's name to rdaco. rdaco: jesus is this change dracos nickname daybored soul: yesharriet: i heard u flush the toilet hurry tf uppppthe bfs bff: chill harry wtfis this what it feels like to be in a relationshipbored soul: wouldnt u know single lady rdaco changed the bfs bff's name to single lady. single lady: this is cyber bullyingharriet: draco stop changing ppls nicknames and come back hererdaco: shut up u clingy dickheadharriet: but i am ur clingy dickhead whos very needyand this clingy dickhead will give u head if u hurry uprdaco: on my waunew kid: bleach my eyesbored soul: U GUYS THIS IS TOO MUCH INFORMATIONrdaco: orsryarngy: ???rdaco: id leki to apolofizeot is vrey difficutl to tpye fro me rnnew kid: mY eYeSrdaco: ah that was goodsorry guysthe bf: draco pls stop talkingrdaco: ..sorryi got a bf: also stop saying sorry every two secondsharriet: leave him alone ginnyi got a bf: what did i do???rdaco: nothing harrys being dramaticharriet: hmdjkksjsdh iS THIS HOW U THANK MEthe bfs bff: why did u tell us u were getting head draco ewharriet: couLD WE PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT THATnew kid: mY EYES
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harriet renamed the group SLEEPOVER TIME. harriet: u guYS LETS CELEBRATE US FAILING CHEMISTRY AT MY HOUSE bored soul: this sleepover is for failures onlyharriet: yeah sorry hermione u cant comearngy: stfu im already thereharriet: ah well maybe we can make an exception tonight rdaco renamed the group failures + hermione. bored soul: hARRY WHY IS DRACO HALF NAKED ON UR BEDrdaco: sORRY HERMIONE WE WERE DOING SOMETHIGN WHEN U INTERRUPTED USnew kid: my eyes bored soul changed new kid's name to my eyes. my eyes: also harryidk where u liveharriet: i'll pm u the address the bf: why tf are ur parents so niceseamus brought with him a lamp and ur mum was like'oh thanks dear where do u think we should put it'harriet: seAMUS WHY DID U BRING A LAMPsingle lady: IDK I PANICKEDrdaco: what howthe bf: he was gonna bring flowers but we accidentally got in a lamps shop and he was too awkward to leave without buying anythingharriet: draco is dying laughing next to merdaco: iM CRYING WHAT HTE FUCK SEAMUSthe bf: ur dad thinks me and seamus are dating lmaosingle lady: yea lmaoi got a bf: i knoww thats pissing me offsingle lady: hOLY SHIT WHAT WAS THAT NOISEharriet: oh dont worry probably just my unclesthe bf: w h Atbored soul: yepsirius just smashed ur mums favourite vase on the floor and jumped in remus' arms and they both fellrdaco: typicalsingle lady: i am so confused and so concernedmy eyes: who are sirius and remusharriet: my unclesthe bf: seamus seems in deep conversation with remusits funny to watchrdaco: whaT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUTthe bf: "so seamus are u an elephant""yes i like plants and ketchup"bored soul: whatthe bf: it seems i cant read lipsarngy: im going to find out what theyre sayingrdaco: okay keep us updatedarngy: im thereur dad is there too harrytheyre talking about us i thinkwell idk they said something about deansh i tbored soul: wHATmy eyes: OMG U GUYS THEY SAW HERthe bf: DFHJKSHSKDJJHDSrdaco: lunA WHAT IS HAPPENINGmy eyes: james is smilingremus has his hand on seamus's shoulderseamus lookssadsirius is whispering something to hermionebored soul: what did he tell hermy eyes: idki couldnt hearthe bf: wait why is seamus sadmy eyes: idkhermione is nodding at what sirius told herand shes saying something to seamus"oh seamus its okay"seamus is shaking his headsirius has his head on remus' shoulderaww harry ur uncles are adorablethe bf: luna focuswhats seamus doingmy eyes: hes looking at the floorshit i think hes cryinghermione is hugging himrdaco: what is going onmy eyes: i think hermione and seamus are coming backshit delete the messagesfastttttharriet: ok everyone come up to my room we'll talk about this lateract normalbored soul: nO dean dont sit like thatmy eyes: hows he sittingbored soul: he put his leg around his neckmy eyes: wtf dean howthe bf: IDK I PANICKEDSJHJKSHKS LEAVE ME ALONErdaco: i took a picture im gonna show everyonethe bf: draCO NObored soul: draCO YES
rdaco sent a message.
single lady: whats happeningdean why are u sitting like this wtfharriet: we had a contestarngy: what contestrdaco: weirdest positionthe bf: yepso anywayswhere were u guysarngy: we were talking to harrys unclesthe bf: about whatsingle lady: nothing importantarngy: yeah they were just showing us aroundharriet: hermione uve been in my house plenty of timesarngy: well seamus hasntharriet: fair enough
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rdaco: is anyone upbored soul: yepmy eyes: why are we textingrdaco: harrys asleep i dont wanna wake him up ykbored soul: so caringthe bf: nO GINNY WHY DID U DO THATbored soul: ginny whst the fuckmy eyes: who screamed and knocked the lamp seamus brought overi got a bf: sORRY I THOUGHT THERE WAS A SPIDER IT WAS JUST A SHOErdaco: great now everyones awakethe bf: seamus is still asleeparngy: wtf howharriet: idk but hes very luckyi got a bf: sorryharriet: o no sirius is spamming me he wants me to add himrdaco: yes add him i love him harriet added Sirius Black to failures + hermione. Sirius Black: what was that bangthe bf: ginnyi got a bf: sorrySirius Black: its fine remus is creeping up on the elders to make sure they have not awoken Sirius Black added Remus Lupin to failures + hermione. Sirius Black renamed the group operation: make sure the potters stay asleep. Remus Lupin: too long friendSirius Black: *wiggles eyebrows inappropriately* harriet: please noRemus Lupin: i apologize on his behalfharriet: are mum and dad awakeRemus Lupin: wait idk i got distractedSirius Black: by whatRemus Lupin: um a spideri got a bf: SDKJKSJD SO THAT WAS NOT A SHOE IM GOING TO DIE the bf renamed the group operation: eliminate the spider. Remus Lupin: update: i cant find the spiderSirius Black: shitshit come back to bed ur gonna dieRemus Lupin: update: i found it its trapped im gonna kill it pray for merdaco: we're all with uRemus Lupin: update: it has escapedSirius Black: was that u screamingRemus Lupin: yes sorry it got on my footbored soul: ew ew ew ew ew murder it burn itRemus Lupin: the spider is down i repeat the spider is downbored soul: my hero the bf changed Remus Lupin's name to rons hero. Sirius Black: so the parentsrons hero: will u let me bathe in my victory for 2 seconds u assbrick the bf changed Sirius Black's name to assbrick. rons hero: parents are asleepassbrick: mission completedrons hero: now mission 2.0harriet: whats mission 2.0assbrick: you'll seerons hero: allow meassbrick: please do my belovedrdaco: wtf so cuteassbrick: thank u son rons hero removed the bf. rons hero removed i got a bf. rons hero removed single lady. assbrick: ok so this is gonna cause a mess so just tell them that u lot have to sleep thats why we removed u tell them we removed all of u and pretend to sleepbored soul: im crying ginnys throwing a fit its the funniest thing ever rons hero renamed the group mission 2.0. rons hero: lets get seriousassbrick: ok so u all remember how seamus is jealous bc hes single rightrdaco: yesharriet: where is this goingrons hero: ok so hes notbored soul: what?rons hero: hes not jealous bc hes singlemy eyes: whys he jealous thenassbrick: ur all a lot less smarter than i thought u were rons hero: hes jealous bc dean and ginny are datingbored soul: wait so does this meanassbrick: yesbored soul: wait what he likes ginny??arngy: no u idiotbored soul: then what does it meanrdaco: oh my god thinkbored soul: oh oH OHrons hero: yupmy eyes: sO THATS WHAT YOU WERE WHISPERING ABOUTharriet: wait whats happening i got distractedrdaco: seamus likes deanharriet: wAIT WHA T OMG SHITmy eyes: wait so does dean know?rons hero: nope he doesntbored soul: ginny knows tho doesnt shearngy: yesbored soul: shiiiitassbrick: ok so im gonna add her we can talk this one out just make sure dean doesnt hear im guessing theyre sleeping next to each other?bored soul: yes but dean just went to the bathroomrons hero: ok we have to do this fast assbrick added i got a bf to mission 2.0. i got a bf: why did u remove us add deanarngy: no we have to talk to ui got a bf: um okay? is this about seamusrons hero: yesassbrick: has dean ever talked about seamus to ui got a bf: uh yeah he talks abt him all the damn timerons hero: so u know how seamus likes deani got a bf: yes i am aware that my boyfriends best friend likes himassbrick: so do u like deani got a bf: i mean im dating himassbrick: fair enoughrons hero: sirius i dont think we should do thisassbrick: i think its time for u to shut ur mouth we have to help these poor gaysi got a bf: no actually i think remus is rightassbrick: i think u should sort ut shit our with ur bf and his best friendi got a bf: well i think u should go back to sleep and let me handle thisarngy: im kind of with ginny on this onerons hero: same even if i feel bad for seamusassbrick: but we have to help him remusi got a bf: and whos gonna help me if dean and i break uprons hero: u know she has a pointassbrick: but remus dont they remind u of usrons hero: sirius u werent dating anyone back then its not the sameassbrick: well yea butrons hero: no i think ginnys right we cant solve their problems they have to do it on their own okayassbrick: pft okay fine solve ur shit boisrons hero: give us weekly updatesrdaco: noted rons hero left mission 2.0. assbrick: goodbye gays and ron & hermione & ginny (idk about luna)my eyes: im pansexualassbrick: noice assbrick left mission 2.0. rdaco: ur uncles are the besti got a bf: i dont think sordaco: shhhi got a bf: whatever im going to sleep delete the messages i got a bf left mission 2.0. harriet renamed the group spiders. harriet added i got a bf. harriet: ginny nobored soul: lets talk this outi got a bf: im not discussing my love life with my brotherbored soul: uh yeah u arei got a bf: whateverrdaco: so tell us child what is going oni got a bf: idk me and dean havent been the same idk what it is do u guys think he likes seamus too?arngy: idk do u?i got a bf: idk maybe but then why didnt he tell me like is he playing with meharriet: no dean isnt like thatrdaco: i agree with harry he must have an explanation for it alli got a bf: tbh im not feeling it anymore eithermy eyes: break up with him theni got a bf: its not that easymy eyes: he might be thinking that tooi got a bf: oh ..true im gonna talk to him tomorrowbored soul: ok now lets delete everything and go to sleep
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bored soul added the bf to spiders. the bf left spiders. bored soul added the bf to spiders. the bf: leave me alone the bf left spiders. bored soul: ugh ginny control ur bf i got a bf changed their own name to im bf-less. bored soul: ohrdaco: ginny what happened with u and dean im bf-less removed the bfs bff from spiders. im bf-less: so me and dean talked yesterdayharriet: and??im bf-less: idk
i told him that i didnt know what was going on
and that hes been acting weird for like a week
and that ive also been acting weird for a weekrdaco: hold on a sec
i have to do something rdaco added rons hero and assbrick to spiders. rdaco: update on the ginny/dean/seamus situationassbrick: thank u weve been waitingim bf-less: whatever
so i asked him wtf was going on
he was like 'idk'
so i said 'do u like someone else'
he was like 'idk do u?'
i was like 'idk'my eyes: wait do you like someone else orim bf-less: no
maybe
idkbored soul: ooh who is itim bf-less: no srsly not ur business
so anyway
i told him if there was someone else or if he didnt wanna be with me anymore he could just tell me
so he apologized and said 'ur a really great person and everything i just dont know'
i was like 'yeah i know im sorry too'
so he said 'maybe we could yk end whatever we have and see what happens?'harriet: ohim bf-less: yeah so i told him okay
and i asked him who this other person was
he said 'so it only feels fair to tell u bc u have to put up with all my shit but promise me u wont tell the person'
i was like yeah sure i promise
and then he saidrons hero: what
what did he sayassbrick: remus calm ur pants let her speakrons hero: stfu ur squealing next to meassbrick: well im an exceptionrons hero: mhmassbrick: so what did he sayim bf-less: right so
he said it was seamus
but he made me promised not to tell him
and he wont tell mineassbrick: hE SAID IT WAS SEAMUS?rdaco: OMGOMGOMG SKSJKJSKJSKJSJSKAbored soul: hoLY shI t my eyes: whos yoursim bf-less: ...
i'll tell u laterassbrick: remus we have to make deamus happenim bf-less: nO dean told me not to tell himrons hero: yes but they both like each other
theyll be grateful for this okay
let us deal with thisassbrick: we're the gay masters
we know what we're doingrons hero: ok first delete everything assbrick added the bf and the bfs bff to spiders. the bf left spiders. the bfs bff left spiders. assbrick: ugh assbrick added the bf and the bfs bff to spiders. assbrick: ok no one leave
we have to sort shit outthe bfs bff: no please nothe bf: ginny did u tell them???im bf-less: they already kinda knewrdaco: ur gonna thank us laterarngy: yes just listen to the gay masters over therethe bf: ugh finerons hero: ok so first things first
dean and ginny broke upthe bfs bff: wait u guys broke up?? when? why didnt u tell methe bf: yesterday
sorry i didnt tell u
i didnt know howthe bfs bff: its okay
why did u break upthe bf: uhmim bf-less: we both like someone elsethe bfs bff: ooh who?the bf: it doesnt matterharriet: dean tell him
hes ur best friendthe bf: okay but ur all here
i cant do that when everyones watchingthe bfs bff: tell me what?the bf: ugh okay
whatever
i like u the bf left spiders. the bfs bff: wait what rons hero added the bf to spiders. the bf left spiders. the bfs bff: wait is he seriousarngy: yes u idiotrdaco: and we all know u like him back bc we're very smart gaysharriet: yes and not bc sirius and remus told us or anythingthe bfs bff: siriUS AND REMUS DID WHATassbrick: sorryyyyrons hero: we didnt want u to get hurt so we told themassbrick: and it went well i thinkrons hero: yeah i mean dean has just admitted his undying forever love for youthe bfs bff: it was just an i like u remusrons hero: yeah well rons hero added the bf to spiders. rons hero: dean dont leavethe bfs bff: deanthe bf: i know im sorry
i shouldnt have said thatthe bfs bff: no deanthe bf: i fucked up im sorrythe bfs bff: deannnnthe bf: whatthe bfs bff: dean i like you toothe bf: wait whatbored soul: now that weve all made up
im inviting u all for pizza
to get ginny to confess who her crush isim bf-less: im not goingbored soul: too late
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the bfs bff changed their own name to the bfs bf. im bf-less: ok goodbye u old hags im bf-less removed rons hero and assbrick from spiders. rdaco: ginny thats rudeim bf-less: oh fuck off u have a weird obsession with them anywayrdaco: not true i just think theyre cool peoplebored soul: dont worry draco we all are kind of obsessed with sirius n remus the bfs bf changed im bf-less's name to single lady. the bfs bf: hasingle lady: i hate all of uarngy: dont worry ill fix it arngy changed single lady's name to sin lady. sin lady: thanks a lot hermionearngy: ur welcomebored soul: u never told us who ur crush isharriet: pls tell him hes going insanebored soul: describe them at least ksjskjs what do they look like whats their eye colour u know shit like thatsin lady: ugghhh f i n e blond hair grey eyes??bored soul: ... ginny i cant believe oh my godsin lady: im sorry i thought youd be cool with it just like u were with harry and shit im ur sister after all sjkssjs i knew i shouldnt have told yallharriet: ginny are u talking about wait do u like ginny do u like my boyfriendsin lady: what? no of course not what the fuckbored soul: what its not? who is it thensin lady: im crying thats why u were acting so weird dskjskdjrdaco: also what do u mean 'just like u were with harry'sin lady: uh well i like the person i was talking about weeeelllllarngy: are they in this group chatsin lady: why do u guys ask so many questions holy sHItrdaco: i feel like we should get the gay mastersharriet: samesin lady: well u can add them if u want rdaco added rons hero and assbrick to spiders. rdaco: welcome back we have another issuerons hero: so many issuesassbrick: its okay remus we can helparngy: so its about ginny she likes someone see but she wont tell us whothe bf: they have blond hair and grey eyesrons hero: woah ginny is it dracosin lady: omg no its not draco i dont like dracordaco: ..rudesin lady: fuck off dksjkjdrons hero: so i may have a guess sirius come here let me share with u this newfound informationthe bfs bf: share it with us tooassbrick: that is some delicious informationrons hero: do not worry ginny let us handle thisassbrick: but be sure to stop us if u dont want us talking about it or if u dont want to let them knowrons hero: yupsin lady: well yeah whatever go on its fineassbrick: as u wish so u guys remember yesterday when i said 'goodbye gays + ron & hermione & ginny'????arngy: yesthe bf: wait no i dont remember when was thatrdaco: oh yeah u werent herethe bf: where was iharriet: we kind of removed uthe bf: what whybored soul: to talk about u seamusthe bf: o hrons hero: listen!!!rdaco: o yes please do continueassbrick: so it shouldve been 'goodbye gays + ron & hermione'rdaco: wait w o a hharriet: welcome to the side of the gays ginnybored soul: so at least u dont like dracoarngy: imagine the war that'd have causedsin lady: fuck u allharriet: well i mean id have won obviouslysin lady: oh would u nowharriet: yep isnt that right dracordaco: wellharriet: isnt that right my love my heart the light of my life my soulmate the person i love the mostsin lady: thats not fair ur bribing himharriet: but its working isnt itrdaco: hmm maybe i need moreassbrick: cutiesrons hero: sirius i dont think they appreciate us intrudingharriet: oh no draco loves u twoassbrick: tell ur bf we love him tooharriet: ay dipshit they love uthe bfs bf: one second u call him ur soulmate the next u call him dipshitthe bf: i mean moodmy eyes: so ginny u never told us who u likesin lady: uh yeah well im like 100% sure this group chat is the confession group chatthe bfs bf: ifkrsin lady: so i could probably be ruining my life right now but i will tell u guysbored soul: yes so who is itsin lady: its well ur all so dumb ksjkdsjdksjarngy: think u idiots who has blonde hair in this gc other than draco??harriet: luna wait what u like luna? sin lady left spiders. my eyes: um i my eyes left spiders. rons hero: so does anyone know if luna likes ginny orrdaco: well it doesnt seem like itassbrick: this is bad this is very very bad someone add themharriet: add them urselfassbrick: i dont wanna be murdered by ginnyrons hero: coward rons hero added my eyes to spiders. rons hero: question time do u like ginnymy eyes: maybe?? idk yes i thinkrons hero: good rons hero added sin lady to spiders. rons hero: do not leavesin lady: sorry sorry im sorrymy eyes: ginny its okay its okay i like you toosin lady: no its not im sorry wait whatrons hero: ur all dysfunctional gays who need supervisionassbrick: we'll gladly help if theres another gay issue u gaysrdaco: thank u for ur assistance today here with usassbrick: u cant spell assistance without assrdaco: for the record harry wouldve wonharriet: knew it also guys im gonna miss u @ remus n siriusrons hero: same harry we'll miss you too we'll be back thoassbrick: yeah like next week lmaorons hero: well usually id say hes joking but i think we're gonna come back next weekharriet: jdhsjkjkjd yessrdaco: im camping here next weekendbored soul: u already live thererdaco: ok true but stillassbrick: anyways we have something very important to doharriet: tell dad everything we just talked about?rons hero: oh no please harry thats so immatureassbrick: hes with ushes reading everything we're squished together and talking about u lotrons hero: hiya harry - james good to know youve sorted out all ur drama - jamesharriet: hi dad this is awkwardrdaco: whats the very important thing thenrons hero: i dont think u want to know what that is - jamesharriet: d i s t u r b i n g bye dad bye remus bye sirius harriet removed rons hero and assbrick from spiders. harriet: im just gonna throw myself in a lake full of lava goodbye
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bored soul: i am so not ready for school tomorrow somebody kill meharriet: u guys want another sleepover next weekend?bored soul: yesrdaco: u guys im so fucking bored i have no idea what to do with myselfharriet: u okay?rdaco: yeahharriet: wanna come over?rdaco: yeah okay im bf-less changed their own name to i got a gf. im bf-less changed my eyes's name to the gf. rdaco: congrats u gaysthe gf: thank ubored soul: so are me and hermione the only single people in this gcthe bf: seems like itarngy: ah well who cares about boys when you have booksharriet: is this gonna be ur senior quotearngy: yuprdaco: i have to let some feelings out JDJSJDIFJFHRIJSEJDIJDFIFHJIJDIMWMISIUHJEIUHUHRUHSJIWKJWSIJWIWJSWIJSIWJISIDHSJ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IKDESJWSJIEJDHJSISKSIJSUDHEUDHUHDUHSIKAOKWIOJSKSSKJSKSSKJSKSKDJKSJSKJKDJSJKSJKJDKSJKDJDKJSKSSKJJSJSS ok im done goodbyethe bfs bf: draco are you okayrdaco: yeah lmao im fineharriet: alright im coming overrdaco: no i willharriet: okay bby i love yourdaco: i love you tooharriet: u wanna go stargazing laterrdaco: yeah okay
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harriet: guysguyssssg u y sarngy: whatharriet: theres something going on with draco that hes not telling mebored soul: u do realize hes in this group chat rn right?harriet: u do realize that hes literally with me right?and i would know if he was using his phonehes asleeparngy: so anywayshow can u tellharriet: im his boyfriend hermionehes never acted this way beforehes been kinda weird latelyits like theres this wall between me and himand he wont let me see whats happening on his sidei got a gf: u talked to him abt it?harriet: noshould i?i got a gf: ofc???harriet: but every time i try to ask him what was going on he never replies and always changes the subjectthe bfs bf: so u dont think heswith some elsedo u?harriet: nowell idki feel like theres something going on 100%i just dont know what to do i feel so uselessarngy: harry listen to methis is not your faultdraco needs yoube there for himeven if he doesnt tell u whats going on right awaymaybe he needs time?harriet: i am!i am there for himi want to be there for himhe means so much to me and i dont want him to ever feel alonewe went stargazing earlierhe was so quietwe were cuddled up on the ground like alwaysi was playing with his hairand usually he never shuts upbut he was so fucking quiet and i didnt know what to dohe ended up falling asleep after a few minutesand i didnt notice bc he was already being so quietarng: oh harryharriet: i love him so much and i just want him to trust mebored soul: he trusts you matehe trusts you enough not to act okay around you all the timehe trust that you will not leave if he shows sadnessharriet: just seeing him so broken and helpless and scaredim sorry guysi know u probably didnt want to hear about thisthe bfs bf: no harrydracos our friend too and we want to help him as much as you dowe'll be there for himthe gf: wanna get some food tomorrow after school and just hang out with him so he can feel loved?harriet: thank you so much u guysshit delete everythinghes waking up
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rdaco: hola u peoplethe bfs bf: hello friendi got a gf: so weve decided tomorrow to hangout after school at that restaurantu wanna?rdaco: surebored soul: i am still boredhermione wanna come overarngy: yeah one seci got a gf: can i add someoneeeeharriet: idk ask the founder of this group chatron??bored soul: dependswho is iti got a gf: nevillethe gf: no!!!i got a gf: why not?the gf: we used to datei got a gf: o hu never told methe gf: yeah it was a long time agordaco: spicy rdaco added Neville Longbottom to spiders. rdaco: hello nevillethe gf: drACO SKJIKDEJUISrdaco: oopsNeville Longbottom: uh hey?bored soul: sorry dracos a drama whore harriet changed rdaco's name to drama whore. drama whore: reflects my personalityarngy: i liked rdaco betterdrama whore: sucks for u thenNeville Longbottom: why am i herethe bf: bc dramaNeville Longbottom: what dramai am a very soft and gentle boi who does not like fights thank u very much drama whore changed Neville Longbottom's name to soft and gentle boi. soft and gentle boi: ughdrama whore: the dramas bc u and luna used to dateand now shes dating ginnywho used to date deanwhos now dating seamusits very complicatedharriet: and very gaysoft and gentle boi: interestingharriet: yup
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the bfs bf: im in english and i wanna diebored soul: same someone get me out of heredrama whore: gladlythe bfs bf: ur not even with usdrama whore: yetthe bfs bf: drACO WHAT THE FUCK harriet: what did he dothe bfs bf: draco u son of a bitchharriet: whAT DID HE DOthe bfs bf: he got out of his own class and into ours, saluted mcgonagall and told her that ron would like to get out of her classarngy: oh my gOD DRACOthe bfs bf: and thAT WAS NOT ALLthe bf: o godthe bfs bf: so mcgonagall said no he kept talking and interrupting her right so then when she kept on ignoring him HE FUCKING WENT TO RON AND CARRIED HIM OUTSIDEharriet: HOLY SHIT DRACOthe bfs bf: u couldve saved me from this hell too u fuck mcgonagall is asking me if i knew about thissoft and gentle boi: does anyone know why mcgonagall is screaming we can hear her from my class its wildharriet: read backsoft and gentle boi: DJSJKSJSKSJ DR AC Obored soul: so we got detention tomorrow but thanks draco this was very cooldrama whore: ur welcomethe gf: so we still on today tho rightsoft and gentle boi: whats todaythe gf: i'll pm uthe bf: i cant come dad is coming overi got a gf: oh yeah sure its finethe bfs bf: u want me to stay w u?the bf: oh no u dont have to go have fun lmaothe bfs bf: nah its okay i'll stay w uthe bf: okay ilythe bfs bf: ilytsoft and gentle boi: i cant come either :/the bf: ok so u guys have to text us everything u do and talk aboutharriet: sksjksjsj okay
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harriet removed drama whore from spiders. harriet: ok so draco is in the bathrrom
and i took his phone
so we could Talk™️soft and gentle boi: yes so
what happenedharriet: he wasnt really upset when we got here
well he didnt show it at least
but hes been playing w his hair a lot
and hes tapping his foot on his chair too
and biting his nails
and from my two years of dating him ive learned that these are all things he does when hes sad or something
also dskhjkdj hes biting his nails again which is Not Good™️
ive spent like a whole year trying to make him stopthe bfs bf: shiiittarngy: ok so dracos back
harry is distracting him from getting his phone backi got a gf: theyre being disgustingly cute rnthe bf: well at lest hes doing good?the gf: looks like it
harry and him are whispering stuff to each otherarngy: i think we all just witnessed something incredibly cutethe gf: yup yes we didsoft and gentle boi: w h a tarngy: draco was talking to us n stuff right
so i think without realizing it he started biting his nails
and harry being the cute bf he is started talking animatedly w his hands
which he rested on dracos hand
and intertwined their fingers
and put their hands in his own lap
and kept talking as if nothing happened
and now dracos blushing and burying his head in harrys shoulderthe bfs bf: cutiesthe gf: oh they both just got up and went outsidethe bfs bf: someone eavesdrop on themmarngy: no!!
when they come back harry will tell usthe bf: try to read their lips at least?arngy: ugh fine
i can only see harry thosoft and gentle boi: its fine its fine arngy: "so.. are u good?"
"really?"
"why didnt u tell me?"
"its okay really we're just really worried abt u"
"no"
"honestly i thought u were.. going out w someone else"the bfs bf: shitargy: dracos looking down at the ground
harry is smiling
dracos taking his hand
"we were just really worried, u werent talking to anyone. its not healthy to keep all that stuff inside. u know im always here for u. the others are as well."bored soul: gr8 now theyre kissingi got a gf: shitshit theyre coming
everyone act normalarngy: oh my gOD R O Nthe bf: whati got a gf: wHEN I SAID TO ACT NORMAL I DIDNT MEAN CLAPPING AND FAKE LAUGHING V LOUD WTFbored soul: i paNICKEDthe gf: that was a good laugh thoarngy: stop making it obvious we're texting!!i got a gf: luna and ron just high fived from across the tablesoft and gentle boi: harry!!!!!
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ybored soul: reply u fuck we can all see ur on ur phoneharriet: what?the bf: what were u n draco talking abtharriet: i promised him i wouldnt tell anyone
but he said he'll tell u eventually
also me n draco are leaving now
im also leaving the gc for tonight
dont add draco back okay?bored soul: wait whyharriet: we'll tell u later harriet left spiders. bored soul: well now whatarngy: i knoiw arngy added rons hero and assbrick to spiders. arngy: oK LISTEN I KNOW WE SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS
BUT IM WORRIED OKAYrons hero: about whatsoft and gentle boi: dracoassbrick: who is usoft and gentle boi: nevillerons hero: ohh the one who used to date luna?soft and gentle boi: ..yes?assbrick: ah welcome to this v dysfunctional group chat friendthe gf: how do u even know we used to date?assbrick: draco told usthe gf: ofc he didarngy: speaking of draco
we need u to help us find out whats going on w himrons hero: is this about The Thing™️arngy: whats the thingassbrick: a thingarngy: kdkjdorj whAT IS ITrons hero: well assuming we're talking about the same thing we cant tell uarngy: wait so u guys know???assbrick: maybe?arngy: HOWrons hero: he told us
well he told siriusassbrick: bc experiencerons hero: and as u know sirius cant keep his mouth shutassbrick: ruderons hero: so he asked draco if he could tell me
and draco said yesarngy: WHAT THE HELL
HE TRUSTS U MORE THAN US???assbrick: to be fair im going through the same shit
so he came and asked me to help
besides we're awesome
ofc he trusts us morearngy: well whatever
is he okay at leastassbrick: hes trying to bethe bf: ohassbrick: yeahthe gf: well are u okay?assbrick: me?the gf: yeahassbrick: why?the gf: well u said u were going thru the same thing
and if hes not okay
then ur not eitherrons hero: u have made him very emotional
he is staring at his phone wide eyedthe gf: woah whyassbrick: i am a vman full of emotions
remus stop laughing at me u idiotrons hero: well u looked funnythe gf: so are u?assbrick: yes child
i very am
and draco will be toothe gf: oh
okay
goodassbrick: ok goodbye young children assbrick left spiders. i got a gf: so is he actually good orrons hero: hes copingsoft and gentle boi: oharngy: we could help if u wantrons hero: oh no its fine
i can handle him hes good
u guys take care of dracoarngy: we willrons hero: do u guys know if hes told harry yet?arngy: yeah he did actuallyrons hero: oh okay good rons hero left spiders.
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bored soul added harriet to spiders. harriet: ok so im gonna add draco back delete everythingwait why were my uncles herewoah wait draco told them?bored soul: shouldve probably deleted that whole thing before adding u lmaoharriet: no??well whatever who cares just delete everything and add draco bored soul added drama whore to spiders. i got a gf: welcome back idiotsdrama whore: hi lmaoharriet: another sleepover this weekend?arngy: hell hesbored soul: hell hesharriet: hell hesi got a gf: hell hesthe bf: hell hesthe bfs bf: hell hesthe gf: hell hesdrama whore: hell hes soft and gentle boi renamed the grroup hell hes. arngy: i hate u allbored soul: liesdrama whore: so about yesterdayim sorry for leaving so suddenlyarngy: oh no its finebored soul: yeah dont worry abt itwhy did u leave thodrama whore: well i had to do somethingbored soul: what somethingharriet: ron stopdrama whore: no its okayive been seeing someonelike a therapistthe bf: ohwhydrama whore: my doctor's saying i might have depressionthe gf: im seeing a therapist toodrama whore: wait really?the gf: yeahi got a gf: woah luna u never told me abt this are u okay?the gf: oh yeah dont worry abt me im finei got a gf: why do u go?the gf: eating disorderthe bfs bf: uhm i go toodrama whore: really? whythe bfs bf: i have severe anxietydrama whore: are we all a bunch of mentally ill ppl in here or whatthe gf: sums us up p goodbored soul: wait so sirius has depression too?the gf: hey harryur uncles are coming over this weekend right?harriet: yeah ofcwhythe gf: ok so we're gonna make everyone feel good and loveddrama whore: howthe gf: idkcould be with just a hugor a kissor a cute notei got a gf: my girlfriend is so wholesome i got a gf changed the gf's name to wholesome. wholesome: we're not matching anymore :( i got a gf changed wholesome's name to wholesome gf. i got a gf changed their own name to i got a wholesome gf. i got a wholesome gf renamed the group wholesome. drama whore: woah very wholesome
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harriet renamed the group sleepover time!!! harriet: yo bitches guess what time it issssbored soul: sleepover time?harriet: Y E S u all have 10 minutes to get here drama whore: or we will not let u inarngy: woah challenge acceptedharriet: woah how come ur here alreadyarngy: i knew u would do this kind of thing so ive been waiting for 5 minutes outside ur househarriet: creepy but okayarngy: also i noticed ur mum got a haircutharriet: bro i didnt even notice that wtfdrama whore: hermiones stalking skills are 10/10 bored soul changed arngy's name to stalker. stalker: rudebored soul: oops also harry im here open the door luna and ginny are here toosoft and gentle boi: and me!!harriet: woah u can barely breathethe bf: why tf are u texting each other when ur all literally in the same househarriet: listen dean there are some things that should not be said aloudthe bf: like neville being out of breath?harriet: exactlybored soul: u and seamus still have like 2 mins to get herethe bfs bf: BUT I LIVE FAR AWAYharriet: do we care nopethe bf: ok im herethe bfs bf: noT FAIRbored soul: aaaannddd the 10 minutes are updrama whore: sorry seamus u cannot be part of this sleepoverthe bfs bf: oH COME ON dean help me outthe bf: i mean the rules are the rulesth bfs bf: betrayalwholesome gf: i got chocolatebored soul: NICE I NEEDwholesome gf: ok im in harrys room come upbored soul: im therewholesome gf: that was fast?stalker: werent u in the bathroom or somethingbored soul: well yes but like chocolate u know?drama whore: validthre bf: why do u guys have so much chocolate in ur house ur dad just gave me plentystalker: samedrama whore: i mean im not complainingharriet: remus leaves some usually when he comes overbored soul: bless himdrama whore: he says ur welcomewholesome gf: ??drama whore: hes reading the chat over my shoulderharriet: uGH THIS CHAT IS PRIVATEdrama whore: i mean is it really? all u talk about is chocolate and sadness - siriusbored soul: hes got a point u knowdrama whore: they want to be added we demand that u add us this is an order - siriusharriet: ugh fine whatever drama whore added assbrick and rons hero to sleepover time!!! rons hero: thankharriet: now u can finally stop creeping on us over my boyfriends shoulderassbrick: we got ultimate power over this group chatharriet: not happening harriet removed assbrick and rons hero from sleepover time!!! drama whore: :( - sirius we were there for like two seconds - remusharriet: we'll add u later why are u being creepydrama whore: it is our duty as ur uncles to embarrass u in front of ur friends - remusharriet: comfortingdrama whore: ok theyre gone aw theyre so nice omgbored soul: ifkrrr one time when i was a kid my dad was at the hospital and it was take ur child to work day or whatever and i was really sad bc i couldnt go w my dad so they took me w them to their workstalker: aawwh thats so sweetharriet: oh yeah i remember that then me and my dad came to pick ron up bc his dad was getting outwholesome gf: can ur uncles adopt medrama whore: samestalker: we already have - remus weve adopted u all - siriusharriet: oh my g o dbored soul: does anyone know where dean is i havent seen him since he got herestalker: yeah i saw him talking to harrys parents earlierbored soul: yo dean get ur ass over here dean dean d e a n d e a n how do we get his attentionarngy: idk but maybe stop spamming us?i got a wholesome gf: i think i just saw seamusbored soul: n i c e ginny he has to respond nowi got a wholesome gf: no i actually think seamus is hereharriet: how? we had a 10 mins ruledrama whore: seamus has been exposed ginny found him hiding behind the couchthe bfs bf: sorry guysharriet: how did u even get herethe bfs bf: listen it was deans ideaharriet: deannn i thought the rules are the rulesthe bf: there are some exceptions how did yall notice him anyway i hid him pretty welli got a wholesome gf: yes behind a very small, exposed couch also stop saying yallthe bf: yalldrama whore: now luna's missing shes not in harrys room anymorebored soul: she did tell me she was going to the bathroom but that was 10 minutes agostalker: i cant find neville either whys everyone going missing i got a wholesome gf left sleepover time!!! drama whore: whahe bfs bf: one mystery solved luna and neville have been found in the bathroom alonebored soul: im gonna kill these two fuckers i swear soft and gentle boi left sleepover time!!! wholesome gf left sleepover time!!!
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harriet added wholesome gf, i got a wholesome gf and soft and gentle boi to sleepover time!!! wholesome gf left sleepover time!!! soft and gentle boi left sleepover time!!! harriet: ginny dont leave i got a wholesome gf left sleepover time!!! drama whore: i leave for two minutes and suddenly everyones leaving
what happenedstalker: ginny found luna and neville kissing in the bathroomdrama whore: dude s h i tstalker: yupdrama whore: where is she nowbored soul: with medrama whore: and where are u exactlybored soul: outside drama whore added i got a wholesome gf to sleepover time!!! i got a wholesome gf: stop adding me wthdrama whore: we need to talk this outi got a wholesome gf: i just saw my girlfriend kissing her ex boyfriend
theres nothing to talk about
leave me alone i got a wholesome gf left sleepover time!!! drama whore: what do we doharriet: we add luna and neville and see what they have to say? drama whore added wholesome gf and soft and gentle boi to sleepover time!!! drama whore: okay
tell us what happened soft and gentle boi left sleepover time!!! drama whore: can everybody stop leaving
have u not heard of this cool concept called communicatingharriet: so luna
what happenedwholesome gf: i dont know
i was in the bathroom
so neville walked in he didnt know i was there
he was like hey sorry i thought no one was in there
i was like o no its cool man
he said so are u with ginny now?
i obviously said yes
he was like o ok
and i wanted to leave but then he kissed me
and ginny walked in
but i didnt kiss him back i swear
im sorry drama whore added i got a wholesome gf to sleepover time!!! i got a wholesome gf: leave me tf alonewholesome gf: ginny im so sorry
he kissed me i didnt kiss back
i love youi got a wholesome gf: ..oh
uve never said that to me beforewholesome gf: yeahi got a wholesome gf: i love you toodrama whore: aw everyones okay nowbored soul: still need to do one more thing bored soul added soft and gentle boi to sleepover time!!! bored soul: hey assholestalker: ron!!bored soul: so why did u kiss lunasoft and gentle boi: im sorry!!! i didnt mean toi got a wholesome gf: u literally fucking kissed her how did u not mean tosoft and gentle boi: im sorry i know im a piece of shitbored soul: nope u will not make us feel sorry for u
u almost ruined a very wholesome relationship
goodbye bored soul removed soft and gentle boi from sleepover time!!! drama whore: well that was wildharriet: neville literally just ran out of my housebored soul: yeah we saw him
he looked sad
ginny just flipped him off im crying drama whore added rons hero and assbrick to sleepover time!!! drama whore: we just solved a problem without u
are u proudrons hero: aw our children are growing upassbrick: we are very proud of uharriet: this is weird harriet removed rons hero and assbrick from sleepover time!!!
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drama whore: so has anyone talked to neville latelybored soul: nope he could die for all i carestalker: lies but okalso yes i have talked to himbored soul: woah betrayali got a wholesome gf: ffs ron u know this has nothing to do w uu can all talk to him if u want idfcstalker: okay wellhes really sadbored soul: goodstalker: ron stopjust listenhes actually really fucking sadand he told me stuffwholesome gf: what kind of stuffstalker: well idk if i should tell u guysmaybe we could just add him?i got a wholesome gf: nope not doing that no thank you drama whore added soft and gentle boi to sleepover time!!! i got a wholesome gf: oh my fucking goddoes anyone even care about what i saysoft and gentle boi: heybored soul: reallyall u have to say is hey???soft and gentle boi: well i did apologize like a million timesstalker: lets talki got a wholesome gf: i dont think theres anything to talk aboutdrama whore: well we do need to find a way to fix thisand likei know we all miss nevillei got a wholesome gf: i sure as hell dontsoft and gentle boi: well i doi got a wholesome gf: u miss urself?soft and gentle boi: what?ok whatever not the pointjust please let me talkim not asking for forgiveness okay i just want to explain myselfi got a wholesome gf: go onsoft and gentle boi: thank youso i know what i did was shitty and i regret it more than anythingif i could go back in time i wouldnt have even gone to the sleepover thingand im gonna be honest w ui miss lunalike a loti got a wholesome gf: dude i seriouslywholesome gf: u cant do thatu cant go around saying stuff like thatu cant go around and kiss me when u know im in a happy relationshipsoft and gentle boi: i know!!and im really sorrybut its justi know u must be confused rnits okay i am toobut this is not the only reason i kissed ui got a wholesome gf: yeah why did u kiss her thensoft and gentle boi: welli actuallyi still like ui wanted us to get back togetherand i was hoping u still liked me toowholesome gf: u cant say things like theseim perfectly happy with ginnysoft and gentle boi: i knowi wanted us to be in a relationshipall of usme u and ginnyi got a wholesome gf: what?soft and gentle boi: im sorryi know i shouldntve done thisbut i didnt know how else to tell u guysi got a wholesome gf: u couldve just talked to us???soft and gentle boi: u wouldve thought i was a freaki got a wholesome gf: uhm so do u wanna maybe come overluna's herewe could sort this out maybesoft and gentle boi: uh okay yeah suredrama whore: i think i smell a threesomebored soul: yepharriet: so ron how do u feel about thisbored soul: i mean whateveras long as theyre happydrama whore: aw11/10 good jobbored soul: thank udrama whore: i have to do a lil something drama whore added rons hero and assbrick to sleepover time!!! drama whore: hey guess whatrons hero: whatdrama whore: ginny/luna/neville is now a thingrons hero: ooohassbrick: spicy