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John SH 18:00I require assistance SH 18:00John?! SH 18:00Give me a minute JW 18:01John? SH 18:02What is it. JW 18:02Pick up milk. Tea is positively revolting without it. SH 18:03Sherlock Im about to go out on a date can you not bother me for one bloody hour JW 18:03No. SH 18:03So you'll get the milk then? SH 18:03Promise not to leave tongues in the fridge, and maybe I’ll think about it. JW 18:04John that was an experiment! SH 18:04Right. By "experiment" you mean...JW 18:05I was testing the theory of whether mould spores grew on a dry object in a wet place faster, or a wet object in a dry space faster. SH 18:05 By using "air quotes" you are lowering the IQ of the room by 5% John. I will not be stopping my "experiments" as you call them, get the milk. SH 18:05Say it. JW 18:07Say what John? really. Even I can’t comprehend what you want from me with this measly amount of evidence. SH 18:07The van buren supernova...JW 18:07That was quite obvious even Gred could have figured it out with enough time. SH 18:08It looked like a ruddy paint splatter! JW
18:08And his is name is greg JW 18:08Inconsequential, why would I clutter up my head with the man my brother is shagging 18:09Do not get me of topic, You know what I want to hear JW 18:09Sherlock. JW 18:09I will toss the syringe you attempted to hide in the coffee jar. 18:09You wouldn't dare SH 18:10John!? SH 18:10Are you going to say it. I'm waiting... JW 18:10Jane is waving at me from the bar. JW 18:10She's married. SH 18:11Sherlock JW 18:11Fine SH 18:13Please SH 18:13Ill get it after I ask if she's married. you’re probably right, as bloody usual. How did you figure this one??? JW 18:14 From the phrasing you used when you left the flat, 23 minutes ago. I presume she is sitting at a bar, and not a table. This being a pub of her choosing, means she has been there before, either a recommendation from a friend. Which judging by the Uni motto on her dating profile, is unlikely. The only option left. She has been there with her lover. SH 18:15Liar. JW 18:16p>It’s all simple deductions SH 18:16Tell me the truth if you please. JW 18:16Fine, I've been sitting in the booth three meters to your right. I saw her wife kiss her before leaving. SH 18:17Sherlock you’re wearing a stick on beard...that is rather realistic looking. JW 18:18You’re not mad at me? SH 18:18No i'm not mad ill go pick up your milk. JW 18:19Take a warmer coat next time. SH 18:19I don't want to know how you knew were I was going to diner with her. JW 18:20It was elementary my dear Watson SH 18:20