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What does Captain America miss about the 1940s?He misses being able to buy shampoo for a quarter. It's $3.95 now?! Crazy.***Who is The Hulk's favorite wrestler?Ultimate Warrior***Who is The Wasp's favorite wrestler?StingWhy does Ant-Man hate Spiderman?Because he's supposed to control all the ants but he can't control Aunt May.***Young Iceman: So Professor X, why do you disagree with Magneto?Professor X: He believes that a bloody war between mutants and other humans is inevitable.Young Iceman: Isn't there a good chance it is inevitable?Professor X: Oh so you think I should start cheering. Neato for Magneto! The war is not inevitable. I say we can evit it. Evit it hard.
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Marvel JokesWolverine: I think I need a manicure. Cyclops: That's a rather dangerous job. Wolverine: I'd just have to hold back my claws for a few minutes. Cyclops: Logan, just get some nail clippers. It's not worth risking the decapitation of a civilian.***Who decides the President in the Marvel Universe? The Elektra College***Where do the X-Men stay when traveling through the Southwest? Phoenix***Beast: Remy, I've been reading several works of French existentialism that all use the term "ennui." I don't quite understand it. How would you define it? Remy LeBeau: Ennui is the sadness of stagnation. It arises when one has enough to live on but no meaningful challenge. It is a paradoxical feeling of numbness. Beast: Wow, did you ever study philosophy or did you just know that? Remy: America has many sports - football, basketball, baseball, et cetera. France has just two - FIFA and philosophy.***Cyclops: Do you see these white panties with roses on them? They belong to Jean. Why were they in your room, Logan? Logan: They aren't Jean's. They're from my Japanese girlfriend. Cyclops: Since when do you have a Japanese girlfriend? Logan: I always have a Japanese girlfriend. The only time I don't have a Japanese girlfriend is when I have two.***