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(3:15 PM)
Kokichi Ouma has added Shuuichi Saihara, Kaede Akamatsu, and 13 others to the server!
Kokichi Ouma:
owo
Kaito Momota:
uh. hi ig. we barely know each other why’d you make a group chat lol
Kokichi Ouma:
to talk to all my wonderful new friends of course!
Korekiyo Shinguuji:
I mean no offense, but I feel this will all go downhill relatively quickly. Regardless, I am more than happy to interact with you all. School starts in exactly a week, correct?
Kirumi Toujou:
Yes, school starts in a week.
Maki Harukawa:
Ouma’s presence alone has already made this group chat a living hell
Kokichi Ouma:
ok ignoring that
Kokichi Ouma:
MOM
Kirumi Toujou:
Please don’t call me that.
Korekiyo Shinguuji:
That took far shorter than expected.
Tenko Chabashira:
he’s just your typical degenerate male what do you expect
Shuuichi Saihara:
Ah, don’t you think that’s a little harsh? We’ve only just recently met each other…
Tenko Chabashira:
DEGENERATE DON’T TEST ME
Shuuichi Saihara has gone offline
Kaito Momota:
hey!!! don’t insult my sidekick like that!!!!
Kaede Akamatsu:
guys, please stop fighting! we’ve only been in this group chat for like, five minutes!
Gonta Gokuhara:
Gonta agrees! Gonta’s excited to meet all his new friends! :D
Miu Iruma:
hey gonta
Miu Iruma has been muted for 20 minutes by Kokichi Ouma.
Kokichi Ouma:
in this house we do not corrupt the pure bug boi
Rantarou Amami:
thank god
Tsumugi Shirogane:
Protecc the smols! uwu
Kokichi Ouma:
no one gets ur uwu speech tsumugi lol
Tsumugi Shirogane:
:(
Gonta Gokuhara:
Eh? Was Miu going to say something bad?
Kiibo Idabashii:
She… kind of always does…
Kokichi Ouma:
oh hey look it’s the robot fucker
Kiibo Idabashii has gone offline
Kokichi Ouma:
lolololololol
Ryouma Hoshi has left the server
Kokichi Ouma:
oho?
Gonta Gokuhara:
D:
Gonta Gokuhara has added Ryouma Hoshi into the server
Ryouma Hoshi:
please just let me leave this hellhole
Himiko Yumeno:
mood but. wait. does everyone have admin privileges
Kokichi Ouma:
for now :)
Ryouma Hoshi has changed their username
i want to die:
nice
Kaito Momota:
dude are you ok?
i want to die:
no
Angie Yonaga:
nyahaha!! angie can help!!!!
i want to die:
does this help involve murdering me
Shuuichi Saihara:
please don’t…
Gonta Gokuhara:
D: do you want a hug?
i want to die:
ok yknow what? that’s pure
Kokichi Ouma has changed one username
pure tennis boi:
nvm
Kokichi Ouma:
:3c
(4:00 PM)
Kokichi Ouma has changed 16 usernames
panta gremlin:
have fun lol
space jam:
yknow normally id say i hate you but you know what? i fUCKING LOVE THIS MOVIE
stabby mcstab:
Please don’t get him started again for the love of god
stabby mcstab:
What the fuck.
kowokichi owoma:
lol is hawukawa upsetti spaghetti? owo???
stabby mcstab:
I will kill you.
robocop:
Please don’t!
anime is life:
Personally I quite like my username~!
weed man:
no surprises there. also i dont even smoke weed what slander is this
kowokichi owoma:
cause ya hair green
weed man:
that’s fair
pure bug boi:
Gonta likes his name too! :D But, how come everyone’s always calling Gonta pure?
pure tennis boi:
bc you are pure
pure bug boi:
Oh!!!
pure bug boi:
Wait… our names match!
anime is life:
:eyesemoji:
weed man:
tsumugi no we talked about this
pussy destroyer:
HAHAHAA FINALLY
pussy destroyer:
IM BACK BITCHES
shaving my piano:
welcome back!
team mom:
Kokichi, I thought I made it quite clear not to call me that.
kowokichi owoma:
call you what? :3
team mom:
I’m changing my nickname.
team mom:
Did you remove our admin privileges?
the gayest one here:
you degenerate i swear i’ll cut your dick off!!!
kowokichi owoma:
good luck lol
shingucci:
Ouma, I’m honestly quite disappointed. This is a rather plain nickname for someone that calls themselves a “memelord.”
kowokichi owoma:
tbh ur such a cryptid i couldn’t think of anything else
kowokichi owoma:
actually wait
kowokichi owoma has changed 1 username
local cryptid:
This shall suffice, I suppose.
magic isnt real:
heeeey does being an anthropologist mean you study memes
magic isnt real:
who did this
the gayest one here:
KOKICHI YOU DEGENERATE
the gayest one here has gone offline
kowokichi owoma:
lol
kowokichi owoma:
why did i hear a door slam
kowokichi owoma:
OH HECKSHKG
kowokichi owoma has gone offline
magic isnt real:
f
weed man:
f
local cryptid:
Unfortunate. To answer your question Himiko, yes. I do - unfortunately - study memes.
weed man:
haha memeologist
weed man:
that actually is kinda cool though
local cryptid:
Thank you.
space jam:
hey where’s my sidekick???!?!
pussy destroyer:
probally holed up in his room lol
shaving my piano:
miu!!
pussy destroyer:
what? ya’ll know im right
pussy destroyer:
go get that dick spaceman
space jam has gone offline
pussy destroyer:
LOL HE DIDN’T EVEN RESPOND
artsy fartsy:
:lennyface:
weed man:
of all people to use the lenny face, i didn’t think angie would be the first one
artsy fartsy:
angie is full of surprises!!!!
pure tennis boi:
terrifying
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1 week later, 1:20 PM
kowokichi owoma: ohmygoshthereisliterallysoapeverywhere.mov
kowokichi owoma:
HELP
space jam:
A
pussy destroyer:
BAHAHAHAH
pussy destroyer:
GOOD FUCKING LUCK
space jam:
HOW DID YOU MANAGE THAT
edgy detective:
Kokichi, it’s the first day of school…
edgy detective:
Why are you back at the dorms anyway? There’s still classes going on
kowokichi owoma:
NOT IMPORTANT
kowokichi owoma:
and why are u on ur phone in the middle of classes lol
edgy detective:
fair point
kowokichi owoma:
ok no but really PLEASE HELP ME BEFORE MOM LOGS ON
team mom is online
kowokichi owoma:
HECC
team mom:
Kokichi.
kowokichi owoma:
yes
space jam:
IM FUCKING WHEEZINGHJDHKGD
pure bug boi:
Is Kaito okay?
stabby mcstab:
he got his phone taken away
team mom:
Kokichi, listen to me very closely.
kowokichi owoma:
yea
team mom:
I am on my way to the dorms.
team mom:
The benefits of class letting out early. For me, not for you.
team mom:
I expect that to be cleaned up in exactly fifteen minutes.
kowokichi owoma:
IDK WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING
kowokichi owoma:
THERE ARENT ANY PAPER TOWELS
pure tennis boi:
i haven’t laughed this hard in years
kowokichi owoma:
HELP MOM’S GONNA KICK MY ASS
weed man:
have you checked the closet
kowokichi owoma:
A
kowokichi owoma is offline
weed man:
there we go
pussy destroyer:
AHJAHKFKFJAGJHGJK OK HOLD ON U TWINK IM OTW
pussy destroyer:
i’ll fuckin fix that dishwasher. u clean up whatever the fuck u just did
kowokichi owoma:
FASTER
local cryptid:
How fascinating!
pure tennis boi:
literally what about this is fascinating
pure tennis boi:
besides the fact that it’s fucking hilarious
local cryptid:
The school year has just started, and already something completely unexpected has happened.
local cryptid:
Humanity truly is wonderous!
pure tennis boi:
right
weed man:
good point lol
3:15 PM
robocop:
What exactly did I miss?
space jam:
iTs liKE aN iCE cReAM dISpENSERERER
magic isnt real: oh cool you got your phone back. congrats
space jam: HELL YEA I DID
kowokichi owoma:
KAITO U SHUT UR FUCK-
the gayest one here:
THAT’S WHY IT SMELLED LIKE SOAP????
pussy destroyer has pinned a message
space jam:
THANK YOU FOR PINNING THAT VIDEO
weed man:
rip kokichi
weed man:
you know we won’t let you forget this right
kowokichi owoma:
GFDI
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12:45 PMspace jam: KOKICHI I FUCKING HATE YOUweed man: u good?stabby mcstab: For once we agree on somethingkowokichi owoma: :3cpure bug boi: D: ?---
DM > Rantaro Amami and Kokichi Ouma
Kokichi Ouma: lol i tricked kaito into thinking im a flat eartherRantaro Amami: holy shitRantaro Amami: and he bought it?Kokichi Ouma: YEP---space jam: SON OF A BITCH IS A FUCKING FLAT EARTHERedgy detective: Um… are you sure that’s true?space jam: OF COURSE IM SURE HE WOULDNT SHUT UP ABOUT ITkowokichi owoma: nope! i lied!space jam: oh thank godkowokichi owoma: the earth is actually a pyramid!space jam: YOU MOTHERFUCKERpure bug boi: But the Earth is round?space jam: THANK YOU GONTApure bug boi: You’re welcome?pussy destroyer: PFFTAJHSJGSHKGshaving my piano: i would just like you to know miu is laughing her ass offkowokichi owoma: PIANO IDIOT CURSING??? :0shaving my piano: listenshaving my piano: i had like. two hours of sleep last night iweed man: take your timekowokichi owoma: oh mood actually lolteam mom: It is only the first week of school?pure tennis boi: yeaedgy detective: yeakowokichi owoma: yeamagic isnt real: are you like. okthe gayest one here: himiko! don’t talk to those degeneratesmagic isnt real: i asked like one question… nyehkowokichi owoma: nya :3canime is life: nya! owoweed man: fuck no4:15 PMpure bug boi: Pardon Gonta, but what does “mood” mean? Gonta’s a bit unfamiliar with all the slang everyone is using!kowokichi owoma: unfamiliar you say? :3ckowokichi owoma: i will teach u, young padawan.pure bug boi: Gonta doesn’t know what that is either, but thank you Kokichi!kowokichi owoma: anyway when someone says mood it basically just means you relate to itspace jam: YOU HAVEN’T SEEN STAR WARS?kowokichi owoma: oh great! space idiot’s here!space jam: LISTEN UPspace jam: WE NEED. A MOVIE NIGHTshaving my piano: that’s actually a really good idea!artsy fartsy: could angie interest everyone in antfarm dickhole? :3cshaving my piano: nvmspace jam: ANTFARM WHAT pure bug boi: ABSOLUTELY NOT pussy destroyer: IM FUCKING WHEEZINGspace jam: WAIT GONTA HAVE YOU SEEN THAT???pure bug boi: UNFORTUNATELYkowokichi owoma: did miu send it to youpure bug boi: .pure bug boi: yesspace jam: MIU HOW COULD YOUpussy destroyer: IT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUSkowokichi owoma: send me that link im curious lolpure bug boi: please don’t. you will regret itpure tennis boi: that’s the most ominous thing i’ve ever heardpure tennis boi: also miu?pussy destroyer: YEA LOL
pure tennis boi is offline
pussy destroyer: fuck6:20 PMshaving my piano: ok so antfarm dickhole and miu getting herself killed i think a movie night is a good idea!pussy destroyer: IM NOT DEADpure tennis boi: yetpussy destroyer: TFshaving my piano: anyway! saturday sounds like a good day since it’s a weekend. any suggestions?shaving my piano: besides antfarm dickhole
space jam is online
space jam: SPACE JAMkowokichi owoma: spaceballskowokichi owoma: ohspace jam: YOOOOOkowokichi owoma: oh noweed man: the minions movielocal cryptid: No.edgy detective: You have an oddly extreme hatred towards minions, Korekiyoedgy detective: Also uh. Are you okay, Kokichi?kowokichi owoma: dontkowokichi owoma: dont watch antfarm dickholepure bug boi: Gonta told you…kowokichi owoma: yeaartsy fartsy: your hubris will be your downfall! :3space jam: hey wtf does that meanshaving my piano: guys! we’re getting off topic!space jam: oh right movies uhspace jam: i have like. a fuck ton of space shitkowokichi owoma: gee! who woulda guessed!robocop: I know it’s my username, but Robocop is actually not badrobocop: Also Terminatorweed man: nerdrobocop: Proudly!anime is life: STUDIO GHIBLIkowokichi owoma: MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO IS ADORABLEanime is life: YES WE HAVE TO WATCH ITanime is life: AND HOWL’S MOVING CASTLEpure bug boi: Gonta’s never seen any Studio Ghibli movies, but Gonta has heard they’re very good!
anime is life: WATCHING MY NEIGHBOR TOTORO IS MANDATORY NOWanime is life: YOU MUST BE EDUCATEDpure bug boi: Okay!kowokichi owoma: Y E Sedgy detective: Howl’s Moving Castle is my favorite, personallykowokichi owoma: is it bc u have the hots for howledgy detective: ...mmaybekowokichi owoma: gay for howl solidarityshaving my piano: great! so, saturday works for everyone?edgy detective: Yea, that’s fine with mekowokichi owoma: yep!team mom: Shall I get snacks?shaving my piano: sure!artsy fartsy: that works for angie~!space jam: hell yea!the gayest one here: tenko will admit she has a weakness for studio ghibli…anime is life: :eyesemoji:pussy destroyer: HELL YEA ILL BE THEREpure bug boi: Gonta is fine with that!pure tennis boi: im going just for my neighbor totoropure bug boi: Can Gonta bring the Bee Movie?kowokichi owoma: yes.pure bug boi: :Dmagic isnt real: i haven’t seen my neighbor totoro in years….shaving my piano: ok then! saturday it is!
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6:30 AM
kowokichi owoma:
owo what’s this
pussy destroyer:
bitch i just woke up
pussy destroyer:
what u want
kowokichi owoma:
movie night tomorrow uwu
pussy destroyer:
OH SHIT
pure bug boi:
Gonta’s very excited!
magic isnt real:
nyeh…….
artsy fartsy:
good morning~!
magic isnt real:
i wanna go back to bed…..
edgy detective:
mood
weed man:
mood
kowokichi owoma:
mood
team mom:
Mood
kowokichi owoma:
omg mom is memeing
shaving my piano:
god that’s a mood
8:30 AM
kowokichi owoma:
hmmmm
kowokichi owoma:
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
weed man:
dude we’re in class
kowokichi owoma:
yea
kowokichi owoma:
but haven’t you noticed a certain someone is missing?
stabby mcstabby:
...Yea. I haven’t seen Kaito all day, now that I think about it.
edgy detective:
I hope he’s doing ok…
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DM > Kokichi Ouma and Kaito Momota
Kokichi Ouma:
owo?
Kaito Momota:
dude tf do you wjant
Kokichi Ouma:
oh noes! is poor momo-chan sick?!!??!!
Kokichi Ouma:
how terrible!!!
Kaito Momota:
it’s not that bad dude. just kinda feel like shit that’s all
Kokichi Ouma:
the others are worried, yknow!
Kaito Momota:
yea, ik. just don’t feel like typing much
Kaito Momota:
i’ll totally be there for movie night though!!
Kaito Momota:
like hell i’ll be missing that!!
Kaito Momota:
anyway imma pass out. tell the others not to worry. and thanks for the uh. concern ig?
Kokichi Ouma:
no problemo!
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kowokichi owoma:
he’s fine lol, just sick
stabby mcstabby:
How do you know?
kowokichi owoma:
dmed him, duh!
kowokichi owoma:
wooow, was i really the first?
kowokichi owoma:
man, do you guys really not care for him as much as you say you do? how cruel! :(((((
edgy detective:
What? Where did that come from?
edgy detective:
We’re just in class, that’s all
kowokichi owoma:
hmm… okay, i’ll believe you just this once shuumai!
edgy detective:
...Thanks?
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DM > Rantaro Amami and Kokichi Ouma
Rantaro Amami:
hey kokichi
Kokichi Ouma:
yea
Rantaro Amami:
do u have a crush on kaito lol
Kokichi Ouma:
Kokichi Ouma:
what
Rantaro Amami:
lol you totally do
Kokichi Ouma:
.
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Kokichi Ouma has created the “PLS HELP IM GAY” server!
Kokichi Ouma has added 3 people!
Kokichi Ouma has changed 4 names!
kowokichi owoma:
THIS IS UR FAULT RANTARO
weed man:
lmaaaoooo i was right
weed man:
u got the hots for space man
kowokichi owoma:
LISTEN.
kowokichi owoma:
IM NOT HERE FOR UR JUDGEMENT
pure bug boi:
Why is Gonta here?
kowokichi owoma:
dude you’re more perceptive than you give yourself credit for
pure bug boi:
Oh! Thank you!
robocop:
…Why am I here?
kowokichi owoma:
im desperate and you’re one of the few people that doesn’t hate me
robocop:
I don’t quite understand you, but I don’t hate you, no. To be honest, I don’t feel like anyone here hates you
kowokichi owoma:
maki
robocop:
...Besides Maki
kowokichi owoma:
lol
kowokichi owoma:
ok first rule
kowokichi owoma:
do NOT tell kaito, maki, or shuuichi
weed man:
we got ur back
robocop:
I promise we will not spill your secret!
pure bug boi:
Gonta will admit, he has noticed you’re quite protective of Kaito! In an.. unorthodox way, but still!
kowokichi owoma:
see
weed man:
u right man u right
weed man:
but why not tell shuuichi?
kowokichi owoma:
.
weed man:
oh my god
weed man:
you like them both don’t you
kowokichi owoma:
SHUT UPPPP
10:30 AM, “PLS HELP IM GAY”
weed man:
ok so how serious we talkin here
weed man:
like just a crush or
kowokichi owoma:
good question
kowokichi owoma:
i have no fucking idea
weed man:
valid
kowokichi owoma:
i mean they’re both hot
weed man:
very
kowokichi owoma:
but. idk. im not really sure
weed man:
hang out with them at movie night. see how that goes
kowokichi owoma:
good idea. man, where you get all this advice from, avocado?
weed man:
13 sisters.
kowokichi owoma:
oh yea lol
Saturday, 1:15 PM, main server
pussy destroyer:
MOVIE NIGHT BIIITCHHHHESSS
the gayest one here:
movie night!!!!
magic isnt real:
movie night
anime is life:
i can’t wait to rewatch my neighbor totoro! i can literally quote every line from that movie
magic isnt real:
oh mood
pure tennis boi:
im actually? kinda excited?
pure bug boi:
!!!
pure bug boi:
Gonta is also excited!
edgy detective:
Hey, has anyone heard from Kaito? The last text I got from him was yesterday evening, and I haven’t seen him since.
kowokichi owoma:
probably still sick!
team mom:
He is. He requested I bring him some soup earlier this morning. I… do not believe he will be joining us for movie night.
shaving my piano:
aw, that sucks :(
edgy detective:
Oh…
local cryptid:
How unfortunate. This was his idea, if I remember correctly.
space jam is online
kowokichi owoma:
owo?
space jam:
hey. yea i hate to say it, but i don’t think i’ll be able to go tonight. really sorry, guys
edgy detective:
It’s okay, Kaito. Recovering is more important
space jam:
don’t watch any of my space stuff without me lol
space jam:
i wanna be there for that
shaving my piano:
we won’t! get better soon!
space jam:
thanks guys
space jam is offline
kowokichi owoma:
maaan, i really wanted him to come :(
stabby mcstabby:
Why? So you could annoy him to death?
kowokichi owoma:
duh! being pranked by me is the best way to die!
stabby mcstabby:
...
8:15 PM, main server
shaving my piano:
everyone almost here?
team mom:
On my way with snacks
kowokichi owoma:
look up
shaving my piano:
what?
magic isnt real:
why did i here a bunch of screaming
the gayest one here:
THAT FUCKING DEGENERATE WAS HIDING IN THE VENTS
pussy destroyer:
PFFFFFFFT
pussy destroyer:
JFC
pure tennis boi:
holy fucking shit
8:45 PM, main server
edgy detective:
Um, I hate to bring this up again, but I’m a little worried about Kaito..
kowokichi owoma:
don’t worry about him! im sure he’s fine!
edgy detective:
I mean…
edgy detetive:
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edgy detective:
He doesn’t normally type like that, you know?
team mom:
That is odd. Though I’m assuming he could just be tired
edgy detective:
Yea… Sorry, I’m probably just worrying too much…
shaving my piano:
don’t apologize! i mean, it is a little concerning, yea. it’s good you’re worried about him
edgy detective:
Thanks…
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DM > Rantaro Amami and Kokichi Ouma
Rantaro Amami:
you’re leaving to check on him aren’t you
Kokichi Ouma:
maybe
Kokichi Ouma:
...i have a bad feeling about this. there’s something he hasn’t been telling us, i know it
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8:55 PMHe knocked on Kaito’s door once. Twice. Three times. Kokichi would never admit it if he were asked, but now he really was worried. There was a good chance he was worrying over nothing, that Kaito had just been tired and that’s why his typing had been so messy. He had an excuse ready and everything if that did turn out to be the case. But he couldn’t ignore the feeling in his gut that told him it wasn’t. He was about to knock a fourth time when a sharp gasp of pain from the other side of the door stopped him. Yea, Kaito wasn’t asleep at all. Kokichi hurriedly tested the handle, finding it to be unlocked - because of course it was. He forced his expression to be blank as a slate and stepped inside. What he didn’t expect to see was Kaito lying the floor against the bed frame, wheezing in pain with a trash can by his hip. “Wow, you look like shit. What’s up with you?” Kokichi folded his arms behind his head as if this was the most normal thing in the world. He felt a little bad when Kaito jumped, hissing and clutching at his side. Even the slightest movement made whatever pain he was feeling worse. “S-Shut the fuck up. What are… what are you even doing here in the first place?” Sweat dripping down his face, Kaito looked up at Kokichi with a barely-there glare. “Weellll, Shuumai was getting all worried about you, so me being the generous soul I am came to check on you! Guess it’s a good thing I did!” Said gremlin walked right up to Kaito’s side, kneeling down next to him like he wasn’t in extreme pain. “So? Why do you look like you’re about to drop dead, Kai-chan?” “D-Don’t know. Just… dammit, this is serious. S-Something’s wrong, I can tell, but…” He paused, curling in on himself with a loud wheeze. Kaito really did look like shit - feverish, sweaty, his hair for once not even gelled up. Kokichi noticed with worry that the soup Kirumi had left for him had barely been touched, the bowl laying on its side with most of its contents spilling onto the floor. “...How long have you been lying here?” Kokichi gripped his shoulder. Maybe whatever ailment Kaito had gotten was normal, but pain of this intensity wasn’t. “Fuckin’... I don’t know. I-I think the sun was still up, b-but I haven’t really been keepin’ track of-” Kaito cut himself off with another gasp of pain. Kokichi swore he felt his heart stop. “Kaito, the sun set two hours ago.” He didn’t miss the expression of shock that crossed the other boy’s face. “...Shit.”9:30 PM, main serverkowokichi owoma: ok nobody freak outkowokichi owoma: but i may or may not have had to call an ambulance to the dormsweed man: well that was unexpectedstabby mcstabby: Why.the gayest one here: wtf?! you degenerate that’s scary tf is going onpussy destroyer: WTF????team mom: Is that why there is an ambulance outside? I had thought it’d been for someone else, but I’m assuming you called for Kaito?edgy detective: pleaswe tell me hes okkowokichi owoma: ...define okstabby mcstabby: What the fuck did you do.kowokichi owoma: awww, im hurt maki! i didn’t do a thing!stabby mcstabby: Bullshit.kowokichi owoma: for once im not lying! i mean, i doubt they would have let me in the ambulance if i had hurt him, yknow?local cryptid: You are with him? That’s good. Humans often need companionship in times of stress.kowokichi owoma: yea he’s p stressed lolrobocop: I don’t blame him. That sounds terrible ;;shaving my piano: kokichi, you’re making shuuichi freak out. will he be ok or not? ;;kowokichi owoma: woops! and yea he’ll be fine, he’s just not fine rnpure bug boi: Oh no! Gonta hopes Kaito gets better ;;pure tennis boi: know what’s wrong with him?anime is life: oh that’s super scary :(artsy fartsy: how terrible! angie gives kaito many blessings~!magic isnt real: nyeh… that ambulance is leaving now. is that you?kowokichi owoma: yep! and they don’t really know what’s wrongkowokichi owoma: just that the space idiot’s been lying in his room for at least two hours in a toooon of painstabby mcstabby: And he’s stuck with you.kowokichi owoma: hey, don’t blame me! he asked me to stay!stabby mcstabby: I’m not buying that.shaving my piano: well it’s better than him being alone. let us know when you guys get there, okay?kowokichi owoma: ok!11:25 PM, main serverkowokichi owoma: ugh, hospitals are so boringedgy detective: yyou said youd leat us know hwen you got therekowokichi owoma: woops! yea, i kinda forgot. but!kowokichi owoma: i have an updatestabby mcstabby: Spill.kowokichi owoma: turns out he’s got appendicitis so he’s kinda in surgery rnedgy detective: sso hell be ok?kowokichi owoma: should be! except he was lying there with no medical assistance for a while, so hopefully his appendix doesn’t just burst in the middle of surgery lolkowokichi owoma: maaan, you guys are so cruel to have just left him there :((( you guys didn’t even bother checking on him!stabby mcstabby: Neither did you. Don’t pin this on us.kowokichi owoma: but i did! imagine if i hadn’tkowokichi owoma: what woulda happened?kowokichi owoma: he coulda be dead on his floor by morning!edgy detective: pleasee stop
pure bug boi has muted kowokichi owoma for 1 hour. Reason: Stop
11:33 PM, “PLS HELP IM GAY”weed man: hey what the hell was thatkowokichi owoma: what was what? owoweed man: you know what im talking aboutweed man: that wasn’t cool, manweed man: shuuichi is losing his goddamn shitkowokichi owoma: well, then maybe he should actually care about his “”hero!””robocop: ...Has he actually called Kaito that?weed man: yes actuallyweed man: but anyway kokichi you’re not making any sensepure bug boi: Gonta would like to interjectpure bug boi: Gonta does not want to blame Kaito, but he also didn’t tell us he was in painrobocop: It was also Shuuichi that alerted us to Kaito’s condition in the first place.weed man: so, it’s no one’s faultweed man: are you okay, kokichi? you’ve never acted like this beforekowokichi owoma: ok finekowokichi owoma: i panicked okay?kowokichi owoma: i just keep thinking about what would’ve happened if i hadn’t left. i was this close to just staying for movie nightkowokichi owoma: besides, there’s a lot he hasn’t told us, yknowrobocop: How would you know that?kowokichi owoma: i was in the room when the doc basically spat out his entire medical history lolkowokichi owoma: it ain’t pretty, but im under a sworn oath to not tell anyone!weed man: he’ll tell us when he’s ready, i’m sure. but you do bring up a good point. that dumbass could’ve gotten himself killed from not telling usweed man: not that i wanna know everything, but we should at least know what to watch out forrobocop: I suppose we’ll have to discuss this once he’s better…kowokichi owoma: oh and uhkowokichi owoma: ...i’m sorrykowokichi owoma: man, i can’t believe i lied so much i pissed gonta off!pure bug boi: Gonta doesn’t think you were lying, but what you said was… very rude. Shuuichi is sensitivekowokichi owoma: yyea ik. i alrleady dmed himpure bug boi: ...Is Kokichi okay? ;; Gonta forgives you! Gonta doesn’t approve of how you handled it, but Gonta knows you’re just upset
kowokichi owoma is offline
weed man: yea he’s crying. just dmed meweed man: poor guy. he worries too much for his own good 5:00 AM, main server
space jam is online
space jam: uhspace jam: so i should probably explain some shit
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5:00 AM, main server
space jam:
uh
space jam:
so i should probably explain some shit
pussy destroyer:
HOLY SHIT UR ALIVE
space jam:
yea i jus got surgery
space jam:
still sick af but im fine other than that
space jam:
these drigs are super strong
shaving my piano:
that’s great! i think! where’s kokichi? i didn’t see him come back
space jam:
right next to me lol
space jam:
idk how. they usualy kick ppl out by now but ig he bugged the nurses enough lol
space jam:
this feels super fuckin weird lol
Kaito set his phone down with a slight laugh, listening as the notifications poured in. A smile, though tired, slowly spread across his face. It sounded like most of them were already awake. As foggy as his mind was, he didn’t like worrying them - especially Shuuichi - but it was good to know they cared about him. His head turned to face Kokichi, who was very obviously trying not to fall asleep.
“Hey, thanks for uh… stayin’ with me.” Kaito rose a shaky fist in Kokichi’s general direction, voice croaky and strained.
“Huh? Oh, yea, no problem,” Kokichi mumbled, given Kaito the weakest fistbump he’d ever seen. He had refused to make eye contact with Kaito ever since he’d been wheeled back into his room, but now that he’d surprised the other enough to face him, he saw why. Kokichi’s eyes were bloodshot, only emphasized by how obviously tired he was.
“Were ya… crying?” He didn’t miss the brief look of panic in Kokichi’s eyes, even if he was still a little delirious.
“Pfft, of course not! Why would I cry over dumb Momo-chan when it’s his fault he’s here in the first place?”
“I mean, I… read back through the chat, y’know? Ya can’t hide you care. ‘S not manly to cry, but… I can... uh...“ Kaito cut himself off with a yawn, a hand lifting to check his phone again. Already at least five DMs from Shuuichi alone.
--
DM > Kaito Momota and Shuuichi Saihara
Shuuichi Saihara:
Kaito?
Shuuichi Saihara:
youre okay?
Shuuichi Saihara:
are you there?
Shuuichi Saihara:
maybe this is dumb to say, but i was really worried
Shuuichi Saihara:
um, i’ll leavce you alone now. ssorrry
Kaito Momota:
nah u good. sorry, i was jusst talking to kokichi
Kaito Momota:
you doin okay?
Shuuichi Saihara:
not realy
Kaito Momota:
mmk one secon
--
pussy destroyer:
yo space fuck they put u on that anesthesia shit?
space jam:
ya lol im kinda high af rn and can’t feel most of my body but uh
space jam:
yea
space jam:
i can still like think snd shit
stabby mcstab is online
Kaito couldn’t stop the quiet sigh from leaving him.
stabby mcstab:
He’s still with you?
space jam:
ya
space jam:
but anywya uh
space jam:
i promised kokichi id explain what’sa goin on so
pure tennis boi:
it’s just appendicitis right? im gonna assume we all know what that is
space jam:
well yea but. i mean like. other shit
space jam:
mmk so like. i have a really shit immune system and i get sick super easily. it sucks
space jam:
dont want ur pity tho im fine
space jam:
but when i get sick i get hit hard
space jam:
and i probaly shoulda told ya that
stabby mcstab:
...Well, at least you’re fine now.
shaving my piano:
we understand! just remember we’re here for you
space jam:
thanks. oh btw ill be outta here in like a day or two. my grandparents should be here in the morning
space jam:
u guys can visit too if u want!
edgy detective:
wwe will
edgy detective:
ive been really worrried but im glad youre ok
space jam:
valid sidekick
edgy detective:
what?
space jam:
ur valid
edgy detective:
oh
stabby mcstab:
When are visiting hours?
space jam:
fuckin uhhhh
space jam:
idk
stabby mcstab:
Regardless, I will be there as soon as possible and personally remove Kokichi from you.
space jam:
maki ur like
space jam:
one o my best friends but likke
space jam:
ya dont gotta do that hes fine
shaving my piano:
how come he hasn’t said anything yet? is he asleep?
space jam:
i mean hes right next to me so
space jam:
like rightght on my
space jam:
.
space jam:
which direction is left?
shaving my piano:
ok, i think u need to sleep lol
space jam:
yea ill do thar. gn
A flurry of what he assumed were goodnight messages and well wishes were sent as Kaito quickly fell asleep. Sleep passed quickly, and he woke up the next morning sore and tired, Kokichi’s head resting on his shoulder as he snored.
Oh
hell
no.
Kokichi Ouma was absolutely not cute. Kaito was totally straight. He did not have a crush on Kokichi Ouma, no sir. Absolutely not. Blushing and hearing his heart rate pick up, and without the will to move Kokichi off of him, Kaito sat there and waited.
9:30 AM, main server
pussy destroyer: @spacejam YO DIPSHIT WE’RE OTW
weed man:
not all of us are going bc they probably won’t allow sixteen ultimates into ur room at once, but yea
weed man:
sorry i didn’t say anything last night, i completely passed out
space jam:
ur fine lol
space jam:
god im tired af. and sore af
space jam:
also if it’s fine with you guys i’d rather see my grandparents first. should be here any second now
shaving my piano:
of course! family’s always important
weed man:
take ur time my dude
pure bug boi:
Gonta’s sorry you’re in pain, but at least you’re better now!
space jam:
thanks man
stabby mcstab:
We’ll be in the lobby. Let us know when we can see you.
space jam:
:thumbsup:
Kaito was barely able to send the last message before the curtains in front of him wooshed upon and he was swarmed with hugs.
“H-Hey..” He weakly returned their admittedly tight hold, coughing and lazily slinging an arm over their backs.
“Everything alright, son? Are you in any pain?” His grandfather briefly glanced at the slowly shifting form of Kokichi - Kaito had almost completely forgotten he was there.
“Yea, no I’m fine.” Blearily Kokichi looked up, shifting his gaze between the two strangers. “This is, uh, Kokichi, a friend of mine. He’s the guy I told ya about last night.”
“What a kind young man! Thank you for staying with him… Kokichi, was it?” His grandmother, ruffled Kokichi’s hair, drawing a look of obvious disapproval from the boy. Kaito chuckled, turning his attention back to the two adults that were now sitting down near his stretcher. A brief feeling of jealousy overcame Kokichi as he watched them smother Kaito with attention and concern. Kaito hadn’t noticed the other boy had been holding his hand until he left.
--
10:00 AM
Kokichi made it maybe two steps into the lobby before he felt a hand pat his shoulder. Jolting and looking up, Rantarou’s eyes were filled with immediate concern.
“No offense, but you look like shit. Come sit with us.” Patting him on the back once more, Rantarou led a very tired Kokichi to the many chairs the rest of them were occupying. The tiny boy slumped into a chair next to Shuuichi, the other hesitantly looping an arm around his shoulders.
“Um… h-how are you feeling?” Shuuichi didn’t miss the slowly hardening stare from Maki. Neither did Kokichi miss that Shuuichi sounded as exhausted as he felt.
“Great! Just peachy! Space idiot’s grandparents are here, by the way.” Great. His own voice sounded equally as bad, making it painfully obvious how fake his cheery tone was. He couldn’t even look Shuuichi in the eye. As much as Kokichi had apologized and confessed to the detective why he’d said what he said, guilt still ate at him.
“I-It’s okay. Um… you can rest if you want. I won’t bother you.” It was almost like Shuuichi had read his mind with the shy smile he offered. But Kokichi did just as he said, resting his head on Shuuichi’s shoulder and shutting his eyes.
12:00 PM
He woke up in Rantarou’s arms, right outside Kaito’s room that probably now vaguely smelled of old people.
“M-Maki, really, I’m fine- ow, watch the side.” Kaito laughed and did his best to hug Maki back, even though he looked more exhausted than he had earlier. Shuuichi wasn’t far behind, trying and failing to stop himself from crying into Kaito’s neck.
“Hey, what’re you guys so worried for? ‘S not like I died, or anything.” No one laughed.
“S-Still, it was really sudden and I-I got worried, and…” Shuuichi burst into tears again, clinging onto Kaito with renewed vigor. Kaito just smiled and pulled him close, running a hand up and down his back.
“‘M fine, really. I can’t blame ya for being worried, but you don’t need to cry.” He yawned, eyes slowly drifting shut. Kokichi felt the same, letting himself rest against Rantarou and letting himself drift off to sleep.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
6:30 AM
space jam:
hhhhhhhhhh
pussy destroyer:
drugs wear off
space jam:
yea
space jam:
this sucks ass
kowokichi owoma:
MEME SQUAD READY
space jam:
what
kowokichi owoma:
3
kowokichi owoma:
2
kowokichi owoma:
1
kowokichi owoma: MEME SQUAD GO
space jam:
A
space jam:
I LOVE YALL
kowokichi owoma:
uwu
stabby mcstabby:
?
space jam:
LAUGHING HURTS BUT HOLY SHIT YOU HAVE A YOUTUBE CHANNEL?
space jam:
and so many memes stashed holy shit
kowokichi owoma:
yea lol
pussy destroyer:
WAIT THE TWINK HAS A YOUTUBE CHANNEL??????
pussy destroyer:
WHERES THE FUCKING LINK OP
6:45 AM
pussy destroyer:
SUBSCRIBED BITCH
kowokichi owoma:
yet another loyal follower uwu
edgy detective:
are you feeling better kaito?
space jam:
mentally yes
space jam:
gonna be here for a while tho :(
shaving my piano:
ah that sucks :(
shaving my piano:
we’ll be sure to celebrate when you get back!!
space jam:
hell yea
pure bug boi:
:bug: :heart: !!!!!
space jam:
p u r e
12:00 PM
pure tennis boi:
who the fuck is banging on the wall
pure bug boi:
Gonta hears it too…
pussy destroyer:
YALL JUST HEARD THAT???
pussy destroyer:
SHIT’S BEEN GOIN ON FOR HALF A GODDAMN HOUR
edgy detective:
kokichi is that… you?
kowokichi owoma:
YEA
kowokichi owoma:
AND IM NOT BANGING ON THE WALLS IM BANGING ON THE CEILING
magic isnt real:
...why….
gayest one here:
U BETTER QUIT IT DEGENERATE
kowokichi owoma:
TELL THE PPL ABOVE MY ROOM TO STOP BANGING FIRST
pussy destroyer:
wait-
edgy detective:
is that you laughing miu
pussy destroyer:
YEA CAUSE THIS IS FUCKING HILARIOUS
kowokichi owoma:
IT REALLY ISNT
edgy detective:
how long has that uh. been going on?
kowokichi owoma:
SINCE WE GOT HERE
edgy detective:
oh.
local cryptid:
I just walked past. He is screaming “I DIDNT GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YALL, YALL NOT GONNA GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME”
edgy detective:
oh god american memes
space jam:
korekiyo typing in all caps is weird
space jam:
also wtf did i miss
pussy destroyer:
IM FUCKING FILMING THIS
kowokichi owoma:
PLEASE DO
kowokichi owoma:
SEND IT TO THEM
1:03 PM
pussy destroyer:
HELP
pussy destroyer:
maxgremlin.mov
team mom:
Ah. So that’s where my broom went.
kowokichi owoma:
UR NOT GETTING IT BACK
team mom:
Actually, I don’t care. I support this endeavor
kowokichi owoma:
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
space jam:
this is fucking gold
stabby mcstabby:
.
stabby mcstabby:
The noise is annoying, but whatever’s going on above your room sounds worse. So for once I agree with you
space jam:
damn you got both maki roll and kirumi to agree with you
stabby mcstabby:
Don’t call me that.
space jam:
k
kowokichi owoma:
lol
kowokichi owoma:
they stopped so i think they got the message uwu
kowokichi owoma:
but this isnt the end.
6:45 PM
team mom:
Why is the floor of the dorm hall above us covered in pain?
kowokichi owoma:
:3c
team mom:
I see.
kowokichi owoma:
p sure the ppl in the room above me hate my guts but i hate them too so its fine
space jam:
:clap: :clap: :clap:
space jam:
kick their asses
kowokichi owoma:
dice never forgets.
space jam:
terrifying
7:30 PM
space jam:
OH FUCK ITS MY BDAY
shaving my piano:
OH FUCK
kowokichi owoma:
omg kaede cursed
shaving my piano:
I FORGOT
space jam:
ITS OK SO DID I
weed man:
man ur in the hospital on ur birthday
weed man:
sucks man
pure bug boi:
Oh! Happy birthday!
space jam:
IKR
shaving my piano:
WE’LL CELEBRATE WHEN YOU GET BACK
space jam:
THANKS
1:12 AM
weed man:
pizza rolls
weed man:
are just italian gushers
pure tennis boi:
literally shut the fuckup
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
8:30 AM
pure tennis boi:
im losing my goddamn shit
weed man:
you good bro
pure tennis boi:
no im losing my goddamn shit
shaving my piano:
everything okay?
pure tennis boi:
yea
pure tennis boi:
ok so
pure tennis boi:
im in the library with gonta helping him with math right
space jam:
valid math is a bitch
pussy destroyer:
YOURE LITERALLY A GOD OF PHYSICS BUT GO OFF IG
space jam:
true but math still sucks
pussy destroyer:
fair
space jam:
also its sunday what are yall doing in the library
pure tennis boi:
tf i just say
pure tennis boi:
anyway
pure tennis boi:
so this guy at a table near ours starts being a dick. for some reason everyone in my class kinda hates gonta?
kowokichi owoma:
They Will Perish
team mom:
They will.
pure tennis boi:
yea. gonta is gonta so it’s not like he does anything but. holy fuck this guy is tall. like taller than gonta
pure tennis boi:
could snap me like a twig
space jam:
WAIT WAIT WAIT
space jam:
I THINK I KNOW WHO THAT IS HOLY SHIT
space jam:
SUPER TALL, ALWAYS WEARS HIS UNIFORM WRONG SOMEHOW?
pure tennis boi:
yea
space jam:
HOLY SHIT
space jam:
YEA IDK HIS NAME BUT THAT GUY’S A DICK
pure tennis boi:
yea. so the guy flings like one (1) insult at me and ig that pissed gonta off cause he immediately stood up. i honestly thought they were gonna start fighting
pussy destroyer:
KICK HIS ASS BIG DICK
pure tennis boi:
never refer to him as that again but anyway yea.
pure tennis boi:
but this is gonta we’re talking about
pure tennis boi:
he tells the guy to leave and this asshole fucking. throws a wholeass chair at him
space jam:
WHAT?
kowokichi owoma:
give me his name and address he’s getting himself Pranked immediately
shaving my piano:
omg is gonta ok?
pure tennis boi:
he caught the chair
shaving my piano:
a
pure tennis boi:
with one hand
pussy destroyer:
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
space jam:
HOLY SHIT NICE
local cryptid:
That is… quite impressive.
team mom:
If he got in trouble I will go to administration myself.
pure tennis boi:
he didnt lol
kowokichi owoma:
we stan
pussy destroyer:
we fucking STAN
pure bug boi:
Stan…?
pussy destroyer:
HES HERE
pure bug boi:
Hello!
pure bug boi:
Oh! Sorry, Gonta didn’t mean to get angry ^^; Gonta just doesn’t like it when people hurt his friends...
space jam:
do NOT apologize that asshole deserved to be shook for once
kowokichi owoma:
shook
space jam:
yea
pure tennis boi:
nah ur good. its rare someone actually defends me so
pure bug boi:
Why wouldn’t I defend you? You’re a good friend!
anime is life:
:oho:
weed man:
tsumugi no
anime is life:
Tsumugi Yes
6:30 PM
pussy destroyer:
tf happened to this chat
pussy destroyer:
where tf are yall
space jam:
sleeping
pussy destroyer:
oh right lol
stabby mcstabby:
I got my phone taken away. Stole it back.
team mom:
Maki.
stabby mcstabby:
Not giving it back.
pussy destroyer:
HOLY SHIT YOU GOT IN TROUBLE???
pussy destroyer:
DETAILS. NOW.
stabby mcstabby:
Punched a guy. Think it was the tall asshole that threw a chair at Gonta, actually.
pure bug boi:
He did have a bruise on his cheek…
stabby mcstabby:
Good.
team mom:
I suppose I can let that go. He’s in my home ec class. He is a nightmare.
space jam:
HE THINKS HE’S HOT SHIT AT PHYSICS. HE’S NOT.
space jam:
AT ALL
kowokichi owoma:
he’s like a plague holy shit
stabby mcstabby:
Like you.
space jam:
kokichi is an angel compared to him ngl
kowokichi owoma:
awww, kai-chan thinks im a pwecious wittle angel? c:
space jam:
i take it back
weed man:
too late
edgy detective:
i think he’s super transphobic too…
pure bug boi:
He’s dead.
edgy detective:
oh
pure tennis boi:
JFC
pussy destroyer:
HOLY SHIT
pussy destroyer:
GO OFF GONTA
kowokichi owoma:
SSHGKHKGHKGSKG
space jam:
HOLY FUCK
local cryptid:
Why are you booing him? He’s right.
kowokichi owoma:
oh we aren’t booing him trust me
artsy fartsy:
Atua will smite him!
artsy fartsy changed their name to will of atua
space jam:
terrifying
weed man:
oh where have u been angie?
will of atua:
Angie also got her phone taken away!
weed man:
valid
team mom:
Please stop getting in trouble we’ve only been in school for a few weeks.
kowokichi owoma:
no promises
12:00 AM
weed man:
hot take
pure tennis boi:
no
8:30 AM
team mom:
Gonta, I apologize sincerely.
pure bug boi:
It’s okay…
weed man:
something happen?
pure bug boi:
For some reason everyone thinks Gonta isn’t smart… Well, not everyone, but a lot. Usually they’re right, though...
pure tennis boi:
they will pay with their blood
pussy destroyer:
BITCH NO THEY FUCKING AINT
pussy destroyer:
YOURE LITERALLY A FUCKING SCIENTIST
pussy destroyer:
THEYRE THE DUMB ONES
pure bug boi:
That is true..
pure bug boi:
Thank you!
kowokichi owoma:
k so prank the entirety of the 80th class till they fear my very name
edgy detective:
why all of the 80th?
space jam:
they’re assholes
space jam:
p much all of them
team mom:
I feel bad for the few decent people in that class.
magic isnt real:
nyeh…. they say that stuff about me too. well mostly how im just lazy even tho my grades are pretty good
magic isnt real:
projects are just so dumb though….
kowokichi owoma:
is it the depression
magic isnt real:
yea
gayest one here:
They Will Pay With Their Blood
will of atua:
they shall!
pure tennis boi:
bless the 77th and 78th tho
anime is life:
sayaka’s so nice!
pure bug boi:
Gonta’s already good friends with Nekomaru and Gundham!
edgy detective:
hajime’s nice
space jam:
they all are tbh
space jam:
except hiyoko she’s kinda mean
kowokichi owoma:
>:3c
space jam:
oh fuck are you two friends
kowokichi owoma:
>:3c
team mom:
Oh no.
space jam:
oh no
weed man:
why am i not surprised
--
DM> Ryouma Hoshi and Rantarou Amami
Ryouma Hoshi:
hey so you have that server with kokichi right
Rantarou Amami:
yea
Rantarou Amami:
how’d u know tho?
Ryouma Hoshi:
do u honestly think he’s good at hiding his crushes
Rantarou Amami:
good point. still u wanna join or something?
Rantarou Amami:
wait
Rantarou Amami:
oh i see what’s going on here lol. yea ill invite you
Ryouma Hoshi:
.
Ryouma Hoshi:
am i a fucking book
Rantarou Amami:
wait i almost forgot. gonta’s in that server
Ryouma Hoshi:
NVM
--
8:45 AM
Ryouma Hoshi has created “im a fucking disaster”
Ryouma Hoshi has invited 6 people
Ryouma Hoshi has changed their name to im a fucking disaster
im a fucking disaster:
sup
6 people have changed their names
shaving my piano:
uh, hi! what’s this for?
im a fucking disaster:
me
anime is life:
owo
im a fucking disaster:
tf is with the face
anime is life:
its gonta isnt it? owo
im a fucking disaster:
am i a fucking book
kowokichi owoma:
yea lol
weed man:
lol
im a fucking disaster:
shut
magic is real:
why am i here….
im a fucking disaster:
ur chill
magic is real:
k
team mom:
Is.. dating advice what you’re looking for?
im a fucking disaster:
not really? idk if i want a relationship yet but
anime is life:
you have an interest? owo
im a fucking disaster:
i regret inviting you
anime is life:
uwu
kowokichi owoma:
uwu
shaving my piano:
uwu
im a fucking disaster:
stop
weed man:
uwu
im a fucking disaster:
gfdi
11:00 AM, main server
kowokichi owoma:
omg we never named this server
kowokichi owoma renamed this server to “memey screamies”
space jam:
why
kowokichi owoma:
uwu
anime is life:
uwu
pure tennis boi:
jfc not again
pure bug boi:
Again?
pure tennis boi:
you heard nothing
pure bug boi:
We’re typing.
space jam:
SDJHGKHSG
pussy destroyer:
BOOM ROASTED
robocop:
...memey screamies?
robocop:
May I ask why?
kowokichi owoma:
why not uwu
2:00 PM
space jam:
EYYYYY GUESS WHO’S GETTING RELEASED TOMOROWW
edgy detective:
oh! you’re coming back then?
space jam:
HELL FUCKING YEA I AM
kowokichi owoma:
fimally! ive missed my wittle kai-chan so much :(
space jam:
COURSE YOU DO IM AWESOME
anime is life:
woosh
edgy detective:
i really have missed you a lot
space jam:
ME TOO SIDEKICK
space jam:
i gotta take it easy but like hell is that gonna stop me!
shaving my piano:
oh that’s great! don’t push yourself too hard though!
space jam:
nah dont worry about me
space jam:
feeling a lot better already!
pure bug boi:
!!!
weed man:
that’s lit man
robocop:
It’s been very quiet without you. It’ll be great to have you back!
space jam:
yall are the best
pussy destroyer:
HELL YEA
pussy destroyer:
U NEED A RIDE?
space jam:
nah my grandparents are dropping me off. thanks tho
pure tennis boi:
miu you can drive?
pussy destroyer:
YOU BET UR ASS I CAN
pussy destroyer:
ok well i dont have a license but
team mom:
Miu.
pussy destroyer:
o shit-
4:00 PM
edgy detective:
aren’t midterms soon?
weed man:
oh fuck
pussy destroyer:
SHIT
space jam:
fuck how much have i missed
pure bug boi:
Gonta collected notes for you!
team mom:
I got the rest.
space jam:
yall are lifesavers
pure bug boi:
You didn’t miss much in biology, don’t worry!
space jam:
yea i figured. i wasn’t gone for that long lol
6:00 PM
weed man:
hot take
pure tennis boi:
wtf is with you and ur hot takes
weed man:
insomnia
pussy destroyer:
same
edgy detective:
same
kowokichi owoma:
same
team mom:
It’s only 6…
weed man:
and i haven’t slept in 24 hours what’s ur point
local cryptid:
24 hours? Please rest.
weed man:
trying lol
12:30 AM
kowokichi owoma:
do you think horses have dreams
team mom:
Go to bed.
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
memey screamies 8:45AM
team mom:
I hear screaming.
kowokichi owoma:
guess who’s back
kowokichi owoma:
back again
pure bug boi:
Oh!
pussy destroyer:
WHERE HE AT
space jam:
WHATS UP
edgy detective:
!!!!!
space jam:
so many hugs afhjgsghk
magic isnt real:
duh. we missed you
space jam:
MISSED YALL TOO
kowokichi owoma:
yall
weed man:
yall
will of atua:
yall!
11:30 AM
stabby mcstab:
Please someone come take care of this literal manchild
pussy destroyer:
hey bitchlet he had surgery like a few fucking days ago maybe cut him some slack
space jam:
THESE PAIN MEDS DONT DO SHIT
edgy detective:
hold on! im on my way
space jam:
UR THE BEST
shaving my piano:
you’re so nice shuuichi!
edgy detective:
thakakgkksgjsjg
kowokichi owoma:
you broke him
pure tennis boi:
no hes just trying to text while running down the stairs
weed man:
f
magic isnt real:
nyeh… what was that noise…
weed man:
did. did he actually fall
pure tennis boi:
yea
pure tennis boi:
kiibo’s got it
kowokichi owoma:
oh! now its my turn to take care of kai-chan!
stabby mcstab:
Hell no.
space jam:
nah its cool he was in the hospital with me anyway
stabby mcstab has gone offline
pussy destroyer:
whats her fuckin deal
pure tennis boi:
who fuckin knows
1:00 PM
space jam:
did yall know kokichi can cook?
space jam:
like. surprisingly well?
team mom:
The last time he even touched the kitchen he nearly broke the dishwasher.
space jam:
ok tru but like
space jam:
smell that
weed man:
shit hes right
robocop:
would you all please stop falling down the stairs?!
weed man:
no
weed man:
it's the fastest way to get down
local cryptid:
You are one of the most fascinating people I've ever met.
weed man:
im taking that as a compliment
local cryptid:
Don't.
kowokichi owoma:
f
6:00 PM
space jam:
WTF IS "UWU VOICE"
space jam:
I CANT UNDERSTAND LIKE HALF OF WHAT YALL ARE SAYING
kowokichi owoma:
whatevew do u mean kai-chan? :3c
kowokichi owoma:
evewything im saying is pewfectwy undewstandable uwu
pure bug boi:
uwu
pure tennis boi:
oh no
pure bug boi:
owo
pure tennis boi:
who taught him that
kowokichi owoma:
owo?
pure tennis boi:
you.
kowokichi owoma:
me uwu
--
DM> Kaito Momota and Rantarou Amami
Kaito Momota:
hey i need help with something
Rantarou Amami:
oh for the love of god
----- CHAPTER BREAK -----
5:30 AM
pussy destroyer:
*inhale*
pure tennis boi:
oh dear god what
pussy destroyer:
CREEPER
weed man:
awwww man
kowokichi owoma:
SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
weed man:
got our picaxe swingin from
pussy destroyer:
side to side
space jam:
what the fuck is going on
kowokichi owoma:
DAMMIT
kowokichi owoma:
>:(
pussy destroyer:
YALL BETTER STFU
shaving my piano:
are you guys ok? ;;^^
weed man:
yall gotta catch up on ur memes
team mom:
…
team mom:
Is this what I’ve been hearing you all scream in the hallways?
kowokichi owoma:
its mostly our class lol
team mom:
…
team mom:
We’re only a few months into school and I’m already tired of each and every single one of you.
kowokichi owoma:
.
kowokichi owoma:
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOM HATES MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
space jam:
are you fake crying over text
kowokichi owoma:
awww you caught me!
edgy detective:
it’s not just over text
stabby mcstab:
f
pussy destroyer:
TH
pussy destroyer:
DID THE BITCH WITH A STICK UP HER BUTT JUST MEME
stabby mcstab:
Call me that again and you’ll regret it.
pussy destroyer:
eep
magic isnt real:
...why are you guys screaming about memes at five in the morning
kowokichi owoma:
insomnia
weed man:
insomnia
pure tennis boi:
insomnia
edgy detective:
depression
space jam:
...you good bro
space jam:
wait actually what are you doing with kokichi at five in the morning
edgy detective:
.
kowokichi owoma:
gotta blast!
edgy detective is offline
kowokichi owoma is offline
pussy destroyer:
OH THEY FUCKIN
pure tennis boi:
miu for the love of god
anime is life is online
weed man:
tsumugi no
anime is life:
TSUMUGI YES
7:00 AM
pussy destroyer:
ok no but really @edgy detective @kowokichi owoma what the fuck were yall gay asses doin
edgy detective:
im pan
pussy destroyer:
thats fair
pussy destroyer:
now answer the Fucking question
kowokichi owoma:
oh i got it!
edgy detective:
kokichi please
kowokichi owoma:
shuumai was having a nightmare so my kind and gentle self offered to stay with him!
edgy detective:
oh
kowokichi owoma:
what u thought i was gonna lie? im not that mean!
stabby mcstab:
You are neither kind or gentle.
pussy destroyer:
shut it bimbo
shaving my piano:
oh! that’s real nice of you kokichi ;)
kowokichi owoma:
haha yea
pure bug boi:
Is Shuuichi ok? ;;
edgy detective:
yea im better now
pure bug boi:
That’s good!
PLS HELP IM GAY server
7:15 AM
kowokichi owoma:
PLS HELP IM VERY GAY
weed man:
so you and shuu have been hanging out huh
pure bug boi:
Why don’t you just ask them out?
kowokichi owoma:
haha
kowokichi owoma:
ha
kowokichi owoma:
thats funny. ur funny
pure bug boi:
I am?
kowokichi owoma:
poly relationships arent at all common and there’s no way im lucky enough that the two guys im crushing on just so happen to all feel the same way
robocop:
Kokichi.
kowokichi owoma:
yea
robocop:
Why not give it a shot? What do you have to lose?
robocop:
It doesn’t necessarily have to be a romantic date, just an excuse to hang out.
robocop:
All three of you like each other
kowokichi owoma:
oh
weed man:
lol ur helpless
kowokichi owoma:
shut up mr “i have a crush on the local cryptid”
weed man:
.
kowokichi owoma:
mmk once kaito’s better. i might. do that
weed man:
grow a pair and ask em out
kowokichi owoma:
grow a pair and ask kiyo out
weed man:
fuck you
memey screamies
12:00 PM
gayest one here:
ngl ive never been more turned on by a woman in my life
local cryptid:
...Context?
pussy destroyer:
:oho: :oho: :oho:
shaving my piano:
...really, tenko?
gayest one here:
WHAT??? IM COMPLIMENTING YOU
gayest one here:
IVE NEVER SEEN A WOMAN EXUDE SUCH POWERFUL ENERGY BEFORE
k
owokichi owoma:
ohhhh did kayayday finally go off?
shaving my piano:
well yea when you’ve had a shitty day and someone tells ur friend to go kill himself
shaving my piano:
you’re gonna be pretty fucking pissed
kowokichi owoma:
.
kowokichi owoma:
was this directed at shuuichi by any chance
shaving my piano:
..yea, unfortunately
space jam:
WHO SAID THAT
shaving my piano:
honestly i have no idea i was seeing red
shaving my piano:
i really have no idea what i said ;;^^
edgy detective:
um
pussy destroyer:
you good?
edgy detective:
nnot realyl
edgy detective:
but. thankes kaede
shaving my piano:
np!
space jam:
WHOSE ASS DO I GOTTA KICK
edgy detective:
mine
space jam:
dude
team mom:
Do you need anything?
edgy detective:
uh
edgy detective:
(hgnngng kaito cna i dm u)
space jam:
(yea sure thing bro)
team mom:
Do you need anything, Kaede?
shaving my piano:
..i guess, yea. sitting here alone isn’t gonna make me any less pissed off
---
DM > Gonta Gokuhara and Kaede Akamatsu
Gonta Gokuhara:
Who said that.
Kaede Akamatsu:
no offense but i’ve had enough violence and drama for one day
Gonta Gokuhara:
Oh Gonta isn’t going to fight anyone!
Gonta Gokuhara:
just
Gonta Gokuhara:
give them a stern talk
Kaede Akamatsu sent a photo
Kaede Akamatsu:
think it was him. at the very least i know this asshat is friends with some shitty people
Gonta Gokuhara:
You’re swearing a lot…
Kaede Akamatsu:
yea
Gonta Gokuhara:
Do you want a hug?
Kaede Akamatsu:
...yea
---
5:00 PM
pussy destroyer:
@edgy detective YO DIPSHIT
pussy destroyer:
you good
edgy detective:
better now
edgy detective:
you guys are too nice to me skgsgshgk
shaving my piano:
it’s the unconditional friendship
pure bug boi:
You deserve it!
edgy detective:
hgnngnnhngngngngn
kowokichi owoma:
awww, is shuumai gettin all fwustewed? owo
edgy detective:
a little bit
edgy detective:
im not really used to affection but. thanks
pure tennis boi:
same hat
shaving my piano:
valid!
space jam:
glad we can help!
12:30 AM
kowokichi owoma:
<<
kowokichi owoma:
>>
kowokichi owoma:
...creeper
pussy destroyer:
AWWW MAN
pure tennis boi:
i hate all of you
pure tennis boi is offline
kowokichi owoma:
SO WE BACK IN THE MINE
pussy destroyer:
GOT OTUTER PICKACE SWINGIN FORM
kowokichi owoma:
SIDE TO SIDE
pussy destroyer:
siDE SDIE TO SIDE
kowokichi owoma:
go to bed
pussy destroyer:
you firtet virgin
weed man:
how about you both go to bed
kowokichi owoma:
no
pussy destroyer:
no
---
DM > Shuuichi Saihara and Rantarou Amami
Shuuichi Saihara:
hey this. might be a weird question but
Shuuichi Saihara:
i need your help with something
Rantarou Amami:
OH MY FUCKING GOD