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Barack entered the room fresh from his leaving of the white house. William, his senpai, approached him caferully. "Obama-sama
He asked. "Tell me what is wrong I have. To know how you are feeling. Doth tell me. "
"Well Willie, people elected Trump. I can't be president ever again." Shakespeare let out a grin. "You'l always be my president "said Obama.Obama blushed. "Really? You think so so?" Shakespeare slapped Obama's AIDS. "Let's get marriage.""Ok but first let me cry, this is so touching." And then obama cried because it was so touching.Obama then tackled shakeup into the bed. "Lets have some fun while we are alone together what do you say William will you be the seme or uke?" ANYTHING FOR YOU, OBAMA-SAMA" the dead man screamed and they then had a good time.UwU~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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And from the distance Harey styles sa t on a mountain watching the love affair between Shakespeare and obamanomics. "This is not okay this needs to stop. I must get back my OBAMA-SENPAI."You see Harry was Obama's bitch ex girlfriend and no one liked him. Hardy kept staring through the window, careful not to be seen. "This is not okay this needs to stop." He yelled but was lucky because of the sexy sexy SEXY love making noises coming soon the best ship in the world. Yeah right said Adian Johansen, staring down at "Harry and Obama having sex. "
"Obama is mine." :"No, he's mine."
Gary and Adian Johansen fought over who would keep Obama-Sama. But Shakespeare was his.Garfield chuckled. "Time for some delicious lasagna." Then Garfied vored Harry Styles and HarHarry was never heard from again!!!!!!!!!!lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😁😂😁😁😋🙂😉😙☺😊😙😑☺😗😐😊😀😂😎🙂🤗😍🙀
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Aftee the big sexy honey moon (that's too sexy to write, not because I can't write smexy stuff LOL.). Barack and William sat down on the couch and turned on the best show on Television: Teen Titans Go! Lol I love that show so much. Remember that episode where they sing and speak about waffles lol that's my favorite so that's what they're watching."Want to watch teen titans Go?" Shakespeare asked."Yes plz that's a great show" Ovama said and turned on the tv. Gnomeo and Juliet was playing instead."Yey my work is very famous now" Shakesprwzd cheered.Yeah it is baby Obama chuckled before planting the kiss on his cheek UWU SO KAWAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIUIIIIThey watched Gnormo and Juliet and eventually Obamam got ide. "Let' ssee Sherlock Nomes for your birthday""Honey my birthday was last month your a shot boyfriend e""¿Qué?" asked the Mexican. "No lol I'm joking you're the best. Boyfriend ever. An extra birthday present is gucci." "Yeet." Obama nodded and watched the movie with Shakespeare. Then when it was done they saw Sheelock Gnomes and had a very fun time.
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SURPRISE!!!!!! HARRY STYLES IS NO DEAD. AND NOW Adian Johansen IS TEAMING UP WITH PAUL BLART: MALL COP TO TRY AND STOP OBAMA AD SHAKESPEARE. OH NO WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN?!?!!!?!?!!? READ MORE TO FIND OUT.
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Paul blart took Adian and Hairy back to his super shady appartment complex in the bronx. "Okay here's your beds let's hope the rats fon't get to you." He let out a evil cackle and a bolt of lightning crackled across the sky like in those cartoons but in real life so it's SUPER scary. "Yo dude got a PS7?" Harry asked because Sony produced placemat am o right Ladies?"Yeah man why" "I gots game," Harey took out. Punch-Out!! But it was the cool remarks for the Wii. "Stole it because I am criminal and am super famous so ha!""But did you steel it from my MALL?: paul demanded."No never, Paula, it was from the mall across the street." "Underetandle have day." Paul left to get more fat from the food in his fridge.Adian: Hey can I play the game?Garry: Yo bro go have sex with Obama.Adian: Okay.And And left the room even though he was superior to HAMILTON.Harry put the cartridge into the Xbox 3660. It was time to play Pinch-Out. He was fighting the first opponent in the game who was Glass Joséph. He imagined that his opponent was Shakespeare and had him fight and fight until he realized he was playing as Little Mad and died. The former One Dirctuon member looked around the shady apartment room to see if anyone saw his loss. But Adian was watching Drake and Josh and Paul Blart was voring the fridge.Harry took out his laptop, wet online, and ordered 500000000000 Glass Joe body pillows.
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Ok so after the movie was over, Obama and his Shamespear got back to their hotel where mr Mosby the butler guy from Sweet Life of Zack and cody was their to take their thing. "And how was the movie my Lord Shakespeare?" he asked. Just because Mr Mosbey was black doesn't mean he liked Obama. Be liked Shakespeare more because he was actually talented but that didn't stop Obama from doing his job. "Well, YOUR LORD Obama had the mist exqueisimvete time?" Shakespeare stated firmly, owning Mr Misery.》Oh okay I'm sorry i didn't mean to assume your gender" Mr Mosby resplied. You see mr Moby only goes by Me Moby because his mother named him Mr. and didn't give him any other names other than Mr. And Moseby."Olayinka go back to your Tumblr fandoms" obama roasted Mr Moseby.And he did only to be overshadowed by Captain Linebeck.
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LOL I TYPED SOMETHINGIN FRENCH. OH LA LA OUIMET.Ok so you know how there's some people fighting for Obama's love? Well if yo don't it's Asian Johansson, Paul Blart, Harry Styles, and 500000000000 non-consenting Glass Joe body pillows. But did you know there was one for Shakespeare? It was the Shipper Faternity and it was dedicated to Shakespeare being with AnyOne but Obama. In da crew was Azura (that princess fighter from Fates, Dark Pit( the emo angel, and Linebeck, the God of Tumblr.Dark Pit looked up from his Fire Emblem Fates 4Koma qnd said "im darker than nor, birch."
Azura just stared and stared and stared at the emo angel. If you couldn't tell no one liked him. "Okay guys we need to pray to our actual God," Azura said, and she didn't mean Linkbeck. She owed her head in praer. "Oh great Matt Mercer, we owe you our lives and are fkrverr in your debt." Linebeck inhaled deeply. "Have you guys ever considered that we're just in some really bad fanfiction and that we've strayed so far from our source materials?"Azura proceeded to sendLinebeck to the SHADOW REALM.
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Michelle Obama was Barack Obana's cuzin and pretended to be his wife so that way he wouldn"t be ashamed to be a gay president. B ju t now that his time is over, he can feel comforbtla with Shakespeare which is good because who else could date Obama but his beloved Shakespeare who is going to BE HIS HUSBAND SOON OMG.So after "seperating" from her cousin, she wanted her daughters (his neeses lol] to become Disney Channel stars. But sadly they wanted to do anything but that. Which really sucks because Disney Channel has some of the best shows like Bizaardvark and Stuck in the Middle so it would have been awesome for them to he there. Michelle decided to lie about her age and became a Disney channel star. William and Barack were watching Michelle's hit show "Spongebob Squarepants" on Diesel channel. Hey"Isn'r that you're cousin?""Why yes it is." Then the TV shows went darkObama stood up. "O can fic this." He waved his hand in front of the TV"Show me Michelle. I demand Michelle."
Nothing happened.
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Takumi was takumi so not actually a guy that ho to my school. Takjmi loves to make da auther feel like crap. Taco meat loves to make me feel freacking terebul about myself. So I decided to send Takumi to the Gulag? The Gulag was run by a man.named Gulag and his wife Mayonnaise. No one like them either but their had each other and themselves. Gulag tortured DTakumi in the Gulag and made his watch Josh Drean vidoes. Josh Drean was also a guy no one liked but he had a YouTibe channel and randomly shower up to kids schools and makes beat boxing music as animals and his fursona was Cosmo the Cougar. Takuki eventually couldn't take it and killed the Gulag and Mayonnaise.
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Ok lol I think I'm stalling too much back to theS E X Y .
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The greats MATTHEW MERCER AS HIMSELF LOLLLLLLLL was watching over his people from heaven because in this world he's God. DON'T LIKE DON'T READ. After gayzing at the Obama-lovers, le Resistence, and the happy couple. MATTHEW MERCER let OUT a sexy laugh.Mat: *sezy laugh*~~~~~~~ It is sook time to bring my son the to world. The Messiah shall come, and will save these poor people from themselves. But I so shop Barack and Willam there my OTP best ship ever.MATTHEW EW MERCER the played Fortnite with his best friend Billy Mays.
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Tap here to start writing.Obama and his Obama were making out on the couch and IT WAS SO HOT OMG THEY WERE LYING AND GRINDING AND SMOOCHING AND MAKING THE SEXIST OF NOISES AND WERE GRINDING QND AND I THINK THEY WERE NUDE WHEN DOING IT OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
BEST SHIP EVER.
Then they decided to watch the Emoji Movie because they shipped Gene with JailbreakAND S9 DO IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!1!
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OMG PEOPLE AT MY SCHOOL ARE MAKING FUN OF ME FOR WRITING THIS. WELL GUESS WHAT I'M STILL MAKING THIS BECAUSE THEU SUCK AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 😙🙂😚😍😆😶😚😍😉🙂😊😘😚🙂😆😊😶😚😍😆😶😚🤗😉🤩😉🤩😆🤩😆😘😙😍😙😍😉😍
Shakespeare kissed Oabam. "Shall we abopt some kids?" Obama had Vietnan flashbacks of his nieces. "No way kids are terrible human beings."Willie let out a cry. :No Obama y you do this to me so sad now :*("Nononononomiminjmonimpnonono" Ovama scremed "I LOVE YOU SHAKESPEARE!!!!!!!!""No" William snuffled. "It's just Shakespeare." Abd then he walked away OMG IT'S SO SAD YOU GUYS THE SADDEST MUSIC IS BLARING IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW
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Also Phil Collins music was there.
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Josh Drean made out with Donnel but that's not important here.That's not why you came here.You came for Shakespeare's x ObamaAnd.mSO LETS GO ANDSEE WHAT THE ANTI-SHAKESPEARE PEOPLE ARE DOING IT'S SO EVIL AND ANTI-SHAMEZPEAR YOU GUYS.
Harrry Harrry Harry Styles sat crosslegged on in the living room.he was continuing to lose to Gurasu Jō (UWU I DID A JAPANNNNNNNNNN>N
His record became 100-99 while Harry's was 0-10000000because HE SUCKS LOL.
Hary threw his PLAYSTATION 456798 controller across The Room."Hey no throwing my room across the Nintendo or else I will kill you like I did Adam Sandler" Pail threatened but it was okay he could've do anything because he was the president now JUST LJKE IN PIXELS OMG I LOVE THAT MOVIE AND JOSH GAD IS SO HOT MORE HOTTER THEN JOSH DREAN. BEST JOSHIE 100900/1.And what about you? Barry asked Adian."But Adian could not be qontacted because he was spending cuality time with our mom and then he cud take her on a ride on his big green TRACTOR."Harey rolled his eyes and let out a heavy sigh.AIDS slapped his hand away. "Lies, you liar."Hardy rolled his eyes and buried himself in his 500000000000 Glass Joe body pillows.Oh yeah and be sure to read Lil Pump x Ponyboy by Mare_my_NostrumIT'S SO GOOD YOU GUYS NUT NOT AS GOOD AS THISSSSSSDSSSDSDSSSSDAASSASS.
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OMG IT'S PRIDE MONTH.BETTER PULL OUT YOUR SHAKESPEARE X OBAMA TSHIRTS AND SCREAM FOR EQUALITY FOR ALL THE GAYS THEY HAVE BEEN OPPRESSED HERE SINCE 90 B.C..!AND YOU BETTER PULL OUT YOUR SHAKESPEARE X OBAMA TSHIRTS BECAUSE THEY NEED YOUR SUPPORT! AND SO DO I!!!#equalrights
Can we get a billion likes on this?
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NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE WONG "TOTO" BY AFRICA LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPLLLP
FUCK I MEANT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL I HATE MAKING SPELLING MISTAKES SO MUCH :()
Takumi, bored with his life, went to Africa. There he saw Mussolini on his fun African adventure, floating on his magic carpet and shooting lasers everywhere. But because bowsD E S T R O Y .Flying units, Mussolini's was now ded lol rest in PC GAMER you loser.So Takumi took Mussolini's magic flying carpet and had an African adventure of his own, conquering the countries Mussolini had just conquered.And then he got a latte from Dunkin Donuts and Starbucks, and then he got drunk.
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Suddenly everyone appeared on a battlefield. The battlefield was covered with DED BODIES AND IT WAS SUPER CREEPY AND FULL OF FORESHADOWING.Azura summoned all of the bottle caps in the university. "Ut is Tim for War". What kind of War? "Harry Stylez' sked. "A Waifu War.% Matt Mercer's voice boomed from the heathens at an earrape level.
TO Be CONTUNYED IN WAIFU WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!