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Memelord420 has added LittleMissMuffet, Scarletbitch, Tony Snark, Ice Cold, BlackWidowBaby, Birdyboi, ripoff Birdyboi, Snap Crakle and SMASH, ILoveUJesus, Mr Mucle Man, the MARVELous Ms Masiel, An Adult Man and 2020 to The Avengers3:14AMMemelord420: YoLittleMissMuffet: Can I pls change my name?Memelord420: noLittleMissMuffet: Shuri u fucking suckIce Cold: LanguageMemelord420: boo hoo bitchIce Cold: LANGUAGE!Furry: Sister, what is this?Furry: Also what is a furry?Furry: I feel that it must be a bad thing if you chose itMemelord420: I offendedMemelord420: And this, dear brother it the mighty AVENGER GROUPCHATScarletbitch: YeetLittleMissMuffet: This seems like a bad idea...Tony Snark: I have to agree with Pete hereMr Mucle Man: Friend Tony, I have to disagreeMr Mucle Man: I think this is a fine idea from Princess ShuriMr Mucle Man: I also quite enjoy my nameLittleMissMuffet: Of course you do MR MUCLE MANLittleMissMuffet: TRY BEING A FUCKING NURSERY RHYME!!!Memelord420: Wow pete, agressiveBlackWidowBaby: Steve doesn't like that sort of talkIce Cold: Romanoff...BlackWidowBaby: u no u love me2020: I also enjoy my name2020: A fun pun on visionScarletbitch: We stanBirdyboi: Wanda ur 20Birdyboi: U have to stop using slangScarletbitch: OMG Dad LET ME LIVEBirdyboi: WaitScarletbitch: No, no, no I take that backBirdyboi: U can'tBirdyboi: I'M A DAD!BlackWidowBaby: Clint u already have 3 kidsBirdyboi: I'M A DAD AGAIN!Scarletbitch: I didn't mean itScarletbitch: Fucking autocorrectScarletbitch: *Damb autocorrectScarletbitch: Sorry Steve xxMemelord420: Sure JanScarletbitch: I honestly feel so attacked rnBirdyboi: Stop attacking my childScarletbitch: Ur never going to let this go, are uBirdyboi: Nope :)BlackWidowBaby: If it helps, he's stupidly happy rnScarletbitch: I feel nothing but rath rnLittleMissMuffet: big moodMemelord420: This is the reason that we need an avengers gcLittleMissMuffet: I take it backLittleMissMuffet: This is the best idea u ever hadMemelord420: UR WELCOMETony Snark: Sorry to break this moment, but Shuri it's 3:25 over hereMemelord420: So?Tony Snark: Why now?Memelord420: MOTHER'S MAKING ME TAKE LESSON IN DECORUM OK! I SO BORED THAT IF I DON'T DO SOMETHING SOON I'M GOING TO STAB MY EYES OUT!LittleMissMuffet: moodMemelord420: Oh stfu peteScarletbitch: ?LittleMissMuffet: ??Memelord420: ???LittleMissMuffet: We found a loophole my dudesScarletbitch: HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ACRONYMSMemelord420: My tongue can be free!Ice Cold: Who doesn't know what?LittleMissMuffet: It's ok CapMemelord420: Don't worry about itTony Snark: Back to the subjectTony Snark: WHY IS SPIDEY AWAKE AT 3:27?! Scarletbitch: Why are u awake at 3:26?Memelord420: Shots firedBirdyboi: That's my kid!2020: Mr. Stark I believe as the kids might say, you have been burntLittleMissMuffet: Why is Vision so cuteMemelord420: uwuLittleMissMuffet: u furryFurry: Sister, again, what is a furry?Memelord420: OMG brother, just LOOK IT UPFurry: FINETony Snark: sleep is for the weakLittleMissMuffet: are u saying I'm weak?BlackWidowBaby: Oh TonyBlackWidowBaby: Ur backed against a wall nowMr Mucle Man: Friend Tony, Mr Parker is an exceptionally strong individualTony Snark: I mean he's 16 for fuck sakeIce Cold: Honestly, why do I botherBlackWidowBaby: Nobody knows Steve. Nobady knowsBirdyboi: Ouch NatScarletbitch: fucking rektIce Cold: skjdskjdskjdsMemelord420: wtf?Memelord420: Did Steve speak meme this whole time?BlackWidowBaby: No, I can confirm that he just smashed his forehead into his phoneLittleMissMuffet: oofTony Snark: Nat, where are u in the middle of the night with Katniss and Cap?BlackWidowBaby: Planning ur demiseTony Snark: What?BlackWidowBaby: jk jkBlackWidowBaby: That's only me and ClintTony Snark: I reiterate wtfBlackWidowBaby: We're just trainingBlackWidowBaby: Well at least I amBlackWidowBaby: Clint's calling Laura to ask to adopt WandaScarletbitch: Why me?LittleMissMuffet: U did this to yourselfBlackWidowBaby: And Steve is really upset he broke his phoneTony Snark: With his forehead?BlackWidowBaby: He's very thick skulled, our StevieTony Snark: Just tell him I'll get him a new oneBlackWidowBaby: I didBlackWidowBaby: He's still really upsetBlackWidowBaby: Did u know he named his phone?Memelord420: We stanLittleMissMuffet: What's its name?Scarletbitch: Alexander Hamilton?BlackWidowBaby: JonScarletbitch: :(Birdyboi: Nat why did u upset my childScarletbitch: CLiNt StOp RiGhT nOwBirdyboi: NeVeRFurry: Shuri.Furry: Shuri.Furry: Shuri.Furry: I looked up 'what is a furry'Furry: I appaledFurry: I'm sadFurry: I'm madFurry: But now I'm sorryMemelord420: ?Furry: I might have told Mother you were on your phone during lessons and she's coming to kill you now?Memelord420: EX-FUCKING-SCUSE ME?!Furry: Well I think that was the kind of language she was talking aboutMemelord420: T'cAlLaFurry: I am sorry sisterMemelord420: I'm going to kill uFurry: You can't kill meFurry: I'm KingMemelord420: Fucking try meMemelord420: Shit Mother's hereLittleMissMuffet: Shuri?Scarletbitch: Shuri??Furry: Shuri???LittleMissMuffet: SHURI!?!?Scarletbitch: R.I.P ShuriLittleMissMuffet: Press F to pay respectLittleMissMuffet: FScarletbitch: FTony Snark: FBirdyboi: FBlackWidowBaby: FBlackWidowBaby: Also an F for SteveFurry: FMr Mucle Man: F2020: I believe this is a reference to a video game in which you would press F to mark a deathScarletbitch: Just say it2020: FRipoff Birdyboi: Hey guys!Ripoff Birdyboi: What is this?Ripoff Birdyboi: WHO GAVE ME THIS NAME?!?!
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10:26 AM
Avengers Groupchat
Snap, Crackle and SMASH: Hey guys! What's this for?LittleMissMuffet: HeyScarletbitch: supTony Snark: Princess made a gc for some reasonSnap, Crackle and SMASH: cool coolMemelord420: YoLittleMissMuffet: Shuri!LittleMissMuffet: We thought u diedScarletbitch: Well she was always gonna come back like a boomerangBirdyboi: Wanda, I love you and respect you but you have to stopScarletbitch: make meFurry: I thought Mother took your phoneMemelord420: She didMemelord420: She also sent me to my room and took my lab keyLittleMissMuffet: So how are u online?Memelord420: She sent me to MY ROOMMemelord420: I HAVE ALL THE TECHNOLOGY IN MY ROOMMemelord420: MWAHAHAHAScarletbitch: what an evil queenSnap, Crackle and SMASH: we stan LittleMissMuffet: WaitLittleMissMuffet: do u speak meme?Snap, Crackle amd SMASH: yeetTony Snark: Fuck there's more of themIce Cold: Tony...Tony Snark: Who the fuck bought capsicle a new phoneBlackWidowBaby: u didTony Snark: oh yeahIce Cold: You do realise I'm still here, right?BlackWidowBaby: We doBirdyboi: ouch my heartBlackWidowBaby: ?Birdyboi: That was on Steve's behalfScarletbitch: oh so ur allowed to meme but i'm not?Birdyboi: Yes I amBirdyboi: Respect ur fatherScarletbitch: StOpIce Cold: Tony, there are children in this conversation.Tony Snark: THEY CURSE WAY MORE THAN USMemelord420: The kids are already corruptedLittleMissMuffet: TruthScarletbitch: preachIce Cold: Can I ask you a question Wanda?Scarletbitch: shootIce Cold: Why do you just ignore grammer?Scarletbitch: say wutIce Cold: What do you have against capitilisation? All your texts are in lowercase.Memelord420: ew grammerLittleMissMuffet: WE DO NOT SPEAK OF THE DEVILScarletbitch: why do u use proper grammer on a gc grandpa?Ice Cold: I'm offendedMemelord420: WHY DO U KEEP MAKING ME THINK U NO MEMES CAP WHY!Memelord420: I'm depressed nowMemelord420: thanks CAPTAIN AMERICAFurry: I have no idea what you did to my sister but you need to apoligise to herIce Cold: I am very sorry for whatever I did to offend you PrincessMemelord420: Your lucky I'm a forgiving queen Ripoff Birdyboi: hey is memelord420 Priencess Shuri?Memelord420: The one and onlyRipoff Birdyboi: Lovely to meet u and all, but since u created the gc, is there any chance u can change my name?Birdyboi: Aww come on, I think it suits uRipoff Birdyboi: Clint you...Tony Snark: Remember u can't curse hereBlackWidowBaby: Always remember Mom is watching, waiting for u to mess up...Tony Snark: In case u didn't get that she's talking about u SteveIce Cold: Hey!Ice Cold: I got that the first time!BlackWidowBaby: Steve u do know there are numbers on a keybord right?Ice Cold: ?Ripoff Birdyboi: Clint go die in a holeIce Cold: Not very nice, but I'll accept it.Ripoff Birdyboi: Can u change my name?Ripoff Birdyboi: Please?LittleMissMuffet: If ur changing his can u change mine?Memelord420: That would be a nope and a NOPELittleMissMuffet: Shuri whyyyMemelord420: All my names are wonderfulScarletbitch: I yeet thatBirdyboi: That's not how yeet worksScarletbitch: How would u no old manBlackWidowBaby: burnnnBirdyboi: Stop teaming up with the kids NatScarletbitch: I'm 20 and offendedSnap, Crackle and SMASH: moodTony Snark: BANNER STOPLittleMissMuffet: HE'S A BIG BOY MR STARKMemelrd420: u still call him Mr Stark lolLittleMissMuffet: stfu LittleMissMuffet: ALSO CHANGE MY NAMEMemelord420: NEVERMARVELous Ms Maisel: Hi I'm new wft isTony Snark: Who in fresh hell are uMARVELous Ms Maisel: Captain MarvelBlackWidowBaby: She's a friend of Fury's from the 90'sMemelord420: She's also stupid OPLittleMissMuffet: Like, stronger than ThorMr Mucle Man: No she's notMARVELous Ms Maisel: Fight me bitchBlackWidowBaby: Hey!Tony Snark: Hey!!Birdyboi: Hey!!!Memelord420: This is a good christian server!LittleMissMuffet: No swearing allowedIce Cold: What is wrong with not liking cursing?BlackWidowBaby: On behalf of all of us I apoligise for himMARVELous Ms Maisel: WaitMARVELous Ms Maisel: I said bitchMARVELous Ms Maisel: That's a female dog u uncultured swineMemelord420: oh snapLittleMissMuffet: She's right...Scarletbitch: someone finally beat CapLittleMissMuffet: It's a great day to be aliveIce Cold: ....Ice Cold: Fine you can use the b-wordMr Mucle Man: I like this one!Snap, Crackle and SMASH: i yeet thatMemelord420: Bruce, I've only known u for a short time but did I mention I love u?LittleMissMuffet: owoScarletbitch: uwuFurry: SHURI HE'S WAY TOO OLD FOR YOU!Memelord420: Relax brother it's a jokeMemelord420: Actually whoops wait I'm not supposed to be talking to uFurry: Shuri...Furry: I'm sorry about telling motherMemelord420: Back off TRAITORLittleMissMuffet: oofScarletbitch: That's a yikes from meMemelord420: Bruce ur my new brotherMARVELous Ms Maisel: I am so confused right nowBlackWidowBaby: Don't worry we all areAn Adult: Hey guys, don't mean to interrupt, someone has been knocking at the door for 15 minutes Tony Snark: WhoopsLittleMissMuffet: Big yikesBlackWidowBaby: Who's going to answer it?Tony Snark: Not itLittleMissMuffet: Not itScarletbitch: not itBlackWidowBaby: Not itMr Mucle Man: It is not I who will brave this expiditionLittleMissMuffet: okayyy...Snap, Crackle and SMASH: Not itBirdyboi: Not itMemelord420: Not itLittleMissMuffet: ur not even on this side of the worldMemelord420: I jUsT wAnT tO bE iNcLuDeD oK pEtErFurry: I too would like to be includedTony Snark: This is not a 'I want to be included compition' compitionMemelord420: back off bitchMARVELous Ms Maisel: Not it 2020: I will not be answering the doorRipoff Birdyboi: Not itRipoff Birdyboi: And Shuri please change my nameMemelord420: NeverRipoff Birdyboi: Go die in a holeFurry: Excuse youMemelord420: TREASONMemelord420: Arrest himLittleMissMuffet: But he doesn't live in Wakanda Shuri...Memelord420: Oh stfu peteFurry: Don'tFurry: ThreathenFurry: MyFurry: SisterFurry: AgainFurry: Are we clear?Memelord420: Ur not supposed to talk to me/about meFurry: Sorry sisterIce Cold: For God's sake, I'll answer the doorBlackWidowBaby: Our heroLittleMissMuffet: We stan a living legendMr Mucle Man: Good luck friend SteveScarletbitch: May the odds be ever in ur favor
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10:59 AM
Avengers Groupchat
Ice Cold: Thor, there's a racoon here claiming he knows you.Ice Cold: There is also a rather large spaceship with him.Ice Cold: And a tree, three aliens and a manIce Cold: The man claims he is a lordMr Muscle Man: It's rabbit!Ice Cold: Who?Mr Muscle Man: Rabbit! I made friends with he and his crew in Space after Ragnork!Mr Muscle Man: Place Rabbit on the phone at onceIce Cold: Alright...Ice Cold: heyMr Muscle Man: Rabbit! How have you been? How wonderful of you to come and visitIce Cold: our ship ran out of fuel so we had to stop amd get some so i thought who do we know who could give us free fuel? and ended up on youMr Muscle Man: ...Mr Muscle Man: Still friend Rabbit thank you for thinking of us first!Ice Cold: can you let us in now? it's freezing out hereMr Muscle Man: Of course!Ice Cold: I'm sorry Thor we can'tMr Muscle Man: For Odin’s sake, why not?Ice Cold: They don't have background checks!Tony Snark: Christ sake CapIce Cold: Language!Birdyboi: BoRiNgBlackWidowBaby: Shut the fuck upIce Cold: I'm conflicted on whether or not to be mad at that one.BlackWidowBaby: Don't beBlackWidowBaby: I'll set Clint back on uIce Cold: Point taken.Tony Snark: Back to the topic of THERE'S A SPACESHIP IN FRONT OF MY HOUSESnap, Crakle and SMASH: *Technically our houseTony Snark: It's mine and u no itBirdyboi: moodScarletbitch: no not uBirdyboi: I'm down with the kids, babyMemelord420: No-one who has ever said "I'm down with the kids" has ever actually been "down with the kidsSnap, Crackle and SMASH: preachBirdyboi: How come he's allowed to do it?Scarletbitch: we like himMemelord420: I was going to say he was cool but that goes pretty well tooIce Cold: IS SOMEONE GOING TO LET US THE FUCK IN OR NOT!Birdyboi: Cap?Ice Cold: no genius it's rocketBirdyboi: ?Ice Cold: the racoonBirdyboi: oh yaIce Cold: is he slow or just highTony Snark: SlowBlackWidowBaby: Hey!BlackWidowBaby: The only person who gets to call Clint slow is meBirdyboi: Excuse me?Scarletbitch: eh hemBlackWidowBaby: Oh and Wanda does tooBirdyboi: Nat!BlackWidowBaby: ur putting that poor child through hellBirdyboi: true trueIce Cold: WaitIce Cold: Who said trash panda was the leader of the Guardians?Mr Muscle Man: He did himselfIce Cold: Oh so we're lying to the god-man now, are we?Tony Snark: Who are u?Tony Snark: No wait don't botherTony Snark: I already knowTony Snark: ur that dipshit from Missouri aren't u?Ice Cold: Name's Starlord actuallyIce Cold: Leader of the GuardiansIce Cold: No one is the leader of the Guardians PeterIce Cold: I'm Gamora, deadliest woman aliveBlackWidowBaby: I beg to differIce Cold: I wouldn't if I were uScarletbitch: fight, fight, fightMemelord420: Shut up Wanda, this is interestingIce Cold: I AM GROOTIce Cold: Groot!Ice Cold: I'm sorry about himIce Cold: Who gave him that new game?Ice Cold: It is all Peter's faultIce Cold: Yes, blame Peter!Ice Cold: drax we all know it was youIce Cold: No it was not!Ice Cold: That game is extremely inappropriate!Scarletbitch: OH MY FUCKING GOD WHO THE FUCK IS TALKING RIGHT NOWMemelord420: WowLittleMissMuffet: Wanda sister snappedIce Cold: Wanda...Ice Cold: That is terrible language.Ice Cold: We have guests.Tony Snark: Well we all know that was SteveLittleMissMuffet: Mr Stark, can we not give the Guardians some of ur phones?LittleMissMuffet: Or, u no just talk to them?Scarletbitch: lolBlackWidowBaby: I'm not movingBirdyboi: I second thatTony Snark: FINETony Snark: I'll do it myselfLittleMissMuffet: That sounds kinda evil Mr Stark, nglScarletbitch: or a story about a little red henLittleMissMuffet: ?Scarletbitch: either orMemelord420: It's doneFurry: Sister, what have you done?Furry: Have you killed someone again?LittleMissMuffet: Shuri I think I speak on behalf of all of us when I say what the hell?Memelord420: No!Memelord420: no no no no no!Memelord420: I have never killed anybody!Memelord420: Brother, if I was just going around killing people; u would be long dead by nowScarletbitch: FUCKING REKTLittleMissMuffet: *airhorns* Our Queen! Our QueenMemelord320: I'm here every night folksMemelord420: But unfortunately I'm not here to talk about my netflix comedy specialFurry: You have one of those?Furry: Congratulations sister!Memelord420: That was a joke...Furry: Oh sorry.LittleMissMuffet: Seriously though, what have u doneMemelord420: Something magical...Memelord420: Though "seriously" I gave all the Guardians phonesLittleMissMuffet: How?Tony Snark: ur at the other side of the world!Snap, Crackle and SMASH: wtf?Memelord420: The magic of vibrainum...Furry: You can't teleport with vibranium.Memelord420: Another joke brotherFurry: OhMemelord420: I got the wizard guy to teleport them there in exchange for not making him join the gcSnap, Crackle and SMASH: ouchTony Snark: I feel betrayedTony Snark: I thought we really had something...BlackWidowBaby: Well, u didn'tScarletbitch: nat with the truuuthAn Adult: Don't worry, Tony just thought he had found an intellectual match in Strange...Tony Snark: Rhodey...Tony Snark: Shut upLittleMissMuffet: What!?An Adult: YupSnap; Crackle and SMASH: imma not smart enough 4 u?Tony Snark: Banner ur memeing with the kidsSnap, Crackle and SMASH: truthTony Snark: fuMemelord420: What about me?Memelord420: I'm way smarter than uTony Snark: EXCUSE ME WHATMemelord420: u no it to be trueTony Snark: u need disciplineMemelord420: Ur wrong I basically built a country but can u all shut up for like 5 secondsMemelord420 has added TheWorstPeter, An aSASSain, Big Guy, Rabbit, Tree, The android set by cyberlife and Praying to the groupchatTony Snark: BUT U WERE A PRINCESS WITH A SHIT TON OF MONEYMemelord420: Talk about a pot calling a kettle black, billionaire, playboy, philanthropistLittleMissMuffet: Guys I'm really smart too...Tony Snark: Shut up PeterMemelord420: Shut up PeterTony Snark: I BUILT MY SUIT IN A CAVEMemelord420: I MODERNISED A COUNTRY AND I'M 16Scarletbitch: fight, fight, fightPraying: Don't listen to the red dog, fighting is never the optionBig Guy: Fighting is always the best optionScarletbitch: sorry who in the fresh hell are u?Tony Snark: I see fresh hell is catching onLittleMissMuffet: Shut up Mr StarkTony Snark: Excuse me?
LittleMissMuffet: Sorry Mr Stark, I'll never do that ever againTony Snark: Go to ur roomLittleMissMuffet: 😢Praying: To answer your question, my name is Mantis, the Guardian's petBig Guy: Hahahaha!An aSASSain: Drax!An aSASSain: I told you not to tell Mantis she's a pet!Big Guy: HahahahaTheWorstPeter: How come I'm the worst Peter?LittleMissMuffet: Awwww Shuri!Memelord420: Shut up PeterTheWorstPeter: OuchMemelord420: Not uMemelord420: uck this is so confusingTony Snark: U think ur on my level and u can't even cope with 2 people with the same nameMemelord420: Shut up StarkLittleMissMuffet: She told u to shut up consequence free!Tony Snark: Are u questioning me?LittleMissMuffet: no sirTree: I am grootMemelord420: Well now ur treeTree: I am grootMemelord420: It's just a nickname...Tree: I AM GROOTRabbit: that's his language you insensitive fuckerFurry: Excuse me!Ice Cold: Language!!!!Tony Snark: Steve we've been over thisTony Snark: No one likes it when u do thisRabbit: don't tell me what to doScarletbitch: oh savageTheWorstPeter: He's a barbarian alrightTony Snark: That's not what I meant, imbecilieScarletbitch: ohhhhh burnnnnBig Guy: Why do you wish to burn your leader?Birdyboi: Wanda can u stop using slang in front of the aliensScarletbitch: Never bitchAn aSASSain: According to the little girl trapped inside my communicator, "burn" is customaraily used when a particularly harsh insult is spokenAn aSASSain: Not literarily scaldedTheWorstPeter: Wow, my girlfriend is so smartAn aSASSain: One I am not your girlfriendTheWorstPeter: OuchAn aSASSain: And two it was a girl by the name of Siri who found this informationAn aSASSain: I have to say though I am appalled that you kidnap little girls to put them in your communicatorsLittleMissMuffet: What?BlackWidowBaby: Are u talking about Siri?Mr Muscle Man: I was not aware of this Midgardian traditionPraying: That is so cruel!Ice Cold: We must stop this!Ice Cold: Avengers, Assemble!LittleMissMuffet: Oh my god(s)!LittleMissMuffet: That was so cool!Memelord420: Peter!!!!Tony Snark: Guys, Siri is just an AIAn aSASSain: An Alternate Lifeform?
TheWorstPeter: Are you trapping aliens?
LittleMissMuffet: That's not very nice Mr StarkTony Snark: For the love of God PeterIce Cold: Don't use the lord's name in vainBirdyboi: OLDScarletbitch: pot, meet kettleBlackWidowBaby: Was that an educated joke for once?Scarletbitch: yeetTony Snark: And she's backAn aSASSain: oh wait AI means artificial intelligenceTheWorstPeter: ?An aSASSain: Like a robotTheWostPeter: God your so smartAn aSASSain: I am very smartTree: I am Groot!Rabbit: thats true groot, but im still smarterBlackWidowBaby: Jesus Christ not this againAn aSASSain: guys shut upBirdyboi: Nat I think u made a friendBlackWidowBaby:🖕TheWorstPeter: How did u do that?TheWorstPeter: I’ve been making faces at mine for agesPraying: Maybe..Praying: Maybe that’s because...Praying: Maybe that’s because your face is so uglyBig Guy: AhahahahaAn aSASSain: Drax...An aSASSain::Don’t make Mantis do your dirty workBig Guy: How did you know?An aSASSain: I’m standing right beside youAn aSASSain: You were very loudly shouting that very sentence in her earTheWorstPeter: bustedRabbit: shut up quillLittleMissMuffet: Can everyone shut upRabbit: thank you spiderboyMemelord420: lmaoLittleMissMuffet: It's Spiderman actuallyBig Guy: Young Peter, you are only a childLittleMissMuffet: No I’m not!Tony Snark: u are spideyBirdyboi: Are we going for a rebrand?Scarletbitch: “spiderboy, spiderboy, does whatever a spider can”Memelord420: I kinda love this, nglMemelord420: Actually...LittleMissMuffet: Shuri u wouldn’tLittleMissMuffet: Shuri no!Memelord420: Shuri yes!Memelord420 has changed “LittleMissMuffet” to “Spiderboi”Spiderboi: I hate uMemelord420: I no
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Memelord420 has created the group “Hippidy Hop Dawgs”Memelord420 has added Spiderboi and Scarletbitch to the chatMemelord420: PeterMemelord420: PeterMemelord420: PeTeRSpiderboi: Shuri wtf I’m in classMemelord420: bitch this is more importantScarletbitch: like, seriously fuck ur educationSpiderboi: I’m kinda offended rn, nglMemelord420: Shut the fuck up spiderboySpiderboi: StOpScarletbitch: lolzMemelord420: lolz is so oldMemelord420: Stop trying to make fetch happenScarletbitch: says the child who unironically said “what are those” IN 2018Memelord420: ...Memelord420: Shut upSpiderboi: Whelp I’mma go back to classMemelord420: Wait!Scarletbitch: no!Spiderboi: wtf do u want thenMemelord420: I made this gc to inform u that Wanda and I have ascended to goddess level manipulationScarletbitch: yeetSpiderboi: What did u doScarletbitch: WE’RE SETTING UP THE AVENGERS!Memelord420: We’re motherfucking ErosScarletbitch: i thought it was cupid?Memelord420: Fuck Roman mythologySpiderboi: Guys what the actual fuck!Scarletbitch: we’re gonna make ‘e fuck!Memelord420: ...Memelord420: tmi Wanda tmiMemelord420: But ya, that’s the intentionSpiderboi: GuuuysssSpiderboi: Who in their right mind decided this was a good idea?Scarletbitch: it was my idea!Scaerletbitch: wait that was an insultScarletbitch: fuckMemelord420: LolzScarletbitch: shuri u fucking hypocrite!Spiderboi: Like, how is that even going to work?Spiderboi: I mean, Shuri’s at the other side of the world ffsMemelord420: u underestimate my abilities?Scarletbitch: how dare u underestimate my shistaSpiderboi: Who are u even setting up anyways?Memelord420: SteveSpiderboi: And...Scarletbitch: natashaScarletbitch: yeetMemelord420: Tell me u do not shipSpiderboi: Guys...Spiderboi: For ur first fucking day on the rodeo, u decide to set up BLACK WIDOWSpiderboi: DO U WANT TO DIE!?!?!Memelord420: Shut upScarletbitch: They’re gonna be hella cuteScarletbitch: we👏stan👏Spiderboi: HAVE U LOST UR GODDAM minds!Memelord420: Long, long agoScarletbitch: secondedSpiderboi: ByeSpiderboi: ByeSpiderboi: ByeSpiderboi: I have no part in thisMemelord420: Ohhh yes u doMemelord420: Unless u want me to send Karen’s video files to Tony...Spiderboi: u wouldn’tSpiderboi: How did u even get those?Memelord420: VibraniumMemelord420: And I wouldScarletbitch: i don’t even no what she has on there but she 100% wouldMemelord420: Oh wait, do u want to see?Scarletbitch: YESSpiderboi: NO!Spiderboi: Wait, how much did u get?Memelord420: EvErYtHiNgMemelord420: u pretending to be Thor...Memelord420: u after u watched the notebook...Memelord420: 42 minutes of u trying to write a song for mj, which btw I thought was really cuteScarletbitch: who is she?Memelord420: Some girl from his schoolScarletbitch: are they dating?Spiderboi: NO!Memelord420: No 😢Scarletbitch: do we ship tho?Memelord420: YeetSpiderboi: OMG STOPSpiderboi: Shuri do u even have a life?Memelord420: I’m awake in the middle of the night with a google doc detailing my plans to get Captain America and Black Widow togetherMemelord420: Does it sound like I have a goddam life?Scarletbitch: ouch too realScarletbitch: alexa play despacitoMemelord420: Thank u WandaMemelord420: A true friendMemelord420: Anyways back to yeeter parker and his gfSpiderboi: Shut up!!!Memelord420: Not unless u join usSpiderboi: NEVA!Memelord420: AlrightMemelord420: Wondy,I found out that MJ ...Scarletbitch: what?!?!?!Spiderboi: STOPSpiderboi: OKSpiderboi: FINESpiderboi: I’ll do it u evil bitchScarletbitch: yeetMemelord420: That wasn’t so hard now, was it 😄?Spiderboi: Fuck uMemelord420: 😘Spiderboi: What’s the plan?Scarletbitch: well we hired a couple of peepsSpiderboi: ?Scarletbitch had added “Rabbit” to the chatScarletbitch: by a couple she meant 1Memelord420: It sounds a lot more dramatic that way, OK!Rabbit: oh fuck another 1Memelord420: I hired the...Rabbit: be careful what u say nextMemelord420: I hired the Rocket to do a teeny tiny thing for me...Rabbit: steal that communicator?Memelord420: YupRabbit: doneRabbit: where’s my $1000? Scarletbitch: I’ll give it to uMemelord420: Just leave it in Wanda’s roomSpiderboi: What communicator???Spiderboi: Who’s communicator!?Scarletbitch: well...Scarletbitch: we kinda asked rocket to take natasha’s phone
Spiderboi: OMGSpiderboi: OH MY GODSpiderboi: OH MY SWEET SUFFERING GOD!Spiderboi: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!Spiderboi: SHURI I THOUGHT U PLANNED THIS!!!Memelord420: No no this was Wanda’s ideaSpiderboi: U, A GENIUS WHO KNOWS HOW DANGEROUS NATASHA ROMANOFF IS, LET WANDA PLAN UR OPPERATION TO STEAL FROM HER!!!Scarletbitch: hey!Memelord420: Wow Pete, aggressiveScarletbitch: I AM SMARTSpiderboi: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!Rabbit: ...surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxyMemelord420: Wut?Rabbit: reminded me of something elseMemelord420: Alright thenMemelord420: Peter stop being a fucking wussScarletbitch: that was the best insult u could think of?Memelord420: Wanda u need to back me up hereScarletbitch: fineScarletbitch: peter if u don’t stop freaking out, i’m declaring u as spiderboy to the worldRabbit: i like your styleScarletbitch: thank u!Memelord420: Pete, u ok?Spiderboi: Sorry I dropped my phone in the toiletMemelord420: Peter!Scarletbitch: ewSpiderboi: Wanda, this is all ur faultScarletbitch: oh wait i have the phoneScarletbitch: thx rocketRabbit: anything for moneySpiderboi: moodMemelord420: Anyways, plan stage 2!!Spiderboi: What’s stage 2?Scarletbitch: we text capSpiderboi: Shit we’re deadMemelord420: Peter have faaaithSpiderboi: I have no faith in either of uSpiderboi: Also, just a side note 2 of my friends are looking for me cause I’ve been in the bathroom for 20 minutesSpiderboi: MR HARRIONTION IS GOING TO KILL ME!!Scarletbitch: wow pete, u have friends?Spiderboi: That’s what u took away from this?Rabbit: just tell them you have the shitsRabbit: done your welcomeSpiderboi: ...Spiderboi: Great thxScarletbitch: shuri how does ur stupid bug thing work again?Memelord420: Just slap it on the home button and It’ll openSpiderboi: ?Memelord420: I made something to open all phonesSpiderboi: May I ask whyMemelord420: T’Challa was talking to a girl and he wouldn’t tell me whoMemelord420: Then the fucker changed his passcodeMemelord420: So I made a thing to open his phoneSpiderboi: Shuri ur fucking terrifyingMemelord420: Thanks!Scarletbitch: i’m in!Memelord420: Yeet!Scarletbitch: alright what do i text him?Memelord420:Um...
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Unknown: HeyIce Cold: Who is this?Ice Cold: How did you get my number?Unknown: Relax Stevie it's NastashaIce Cold: What??Unknown: Just shut up and listenUnknown: My number is going to text u in a few minutes, asking to go out somewhereIce Cold: What?!?Ice Cold: Nat how do you know?Ice Cold: Do I want to know how you know?Unknown: I have my sources ;)Unknown: The kids are trying to set us upUnknown: Apparently they think they're cupid nowIce Cold: What?Ice Cold: That's crazy.Ice Cold: We're friends.Ice Cold: The best of friends.Ice Cold: Friends forever.Ice Cold: Just friends.Ice Cold: Friends, friends, friends.Unknown: Steve.exe has stopped funtioningIce Cold: What?Unknown: Uck never mindIce Cold: Wait.Ice Cold: If you know about it, why don't you stop it?Unknown: But where's the fun in that?Ice Cold: Nat?Unknown: Come onUnknown: Let's give 'em a showIce Cold: UmIce Cold: AlrightUnknown: And Steve?Ice Cold: Yes?Unknown: Wear ur blue suitUnknown: It looks niceIce Cold: Oh.Ice Cold: Ttthank you.Unknown: Ur very welcome ;)
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Hippidy Hop Dawgs
Memelord420: I donnoSpiderboi: Shuri wtfMemelord420: What?!?!?Memelord420: I can’t be expected to do EVERYTHING ParkerMemelord420: Someday ur gonna have to fend for urself smhScarletbitch: SORRY FOR INTERUPTING BUT I’VE JUST HACKED INTO NATASHA FUCKING NOMANOFF’S PHONE AND I AM SCARED OUT OF MY TINY MINDMemelord420: I’ve noticedScarletbitch: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMemelord420: Alright calmavúMemelord420: Just text ‘meet me at central park at 4:00’Memelord420: Oh ‘and wear something nice’Scarletbitch: kkScarletbitch: winky face or no winky faceRabbit: winky faceMemelord420: DuhSpiderboi: What?!?Spiderboi: NOSpiderboi: GUYS DID U FORGET THIS IS CAPTAIN AMERICA WE’RE TALKING ABOUTSpiderboi: WOULD CAPTAIN AMERICA SEND A WINKY FACE??Memelord420: Holy shit the nerd has a pointSpiderboi: Thx I guess?Scarletbitch: sozzles y’all but i did gone did itRabbit: what the hell was that?Memelord420: Who’s going teach the racoon the means of the internetRabbit: I AM NOT A RACOONRabbit: WE’VE BEEN OVER THISScarletbitch: shuri u racistMemelord420: Soz trash pandaMemelord420: On the plus side, u now know that CAP LOCKS means ANGERRabbit: i mean i’m not denseScarletbitch: shuriScarletbitch: did u just useScarletbitch: A COMMAMemelord420: Wanda I’m sorry...Scarletbitch: BETRAYAL!Scarletbitch: pete back me up hereScarletbitch: pete?Memelord420: Wait where’s wally?Memelord420: If ur backing out now yeeter I swear to god...Scarletbitch: ill call him don’t u worry bbSpiderboi: HJLNSGKDDJF Wanda don’tSpiderboi: There’s someone outside my stallScarletbitch: shit i forgot u were still at schoolMemelord420: Ha ha nerdSpiderboi: Shuri it’s state mandated
Spiderboi: Not everyone’s a princessMemelord420: PesentSpiderboi: Anyways my friend Ned is checking all the stalls for meSpiderboi: I’VE BEEN MISSING FROM CLASS FOR 45 MINUTES BECAUSE U2 WANT UR SHIP TO SAILScarletbitch: U2 lolMemelord420: Wait who’s U2?Scarletbitch: HOW do u not no U2Rabbit: i don’t eitherScarletbitch: well ur a peice of trash from spaceScarletbitch: i understand thatScarletbitch: BUT UScarletbitch: SHURIScarletbitch: MEMELORD420Scarletbitch: for shameScarletbitch: it’s pre-downloaded on all iphones btwMemelord420: That makes senseMemelord420: I make all my own phones because I’m not a PLEBIAN like the rest of uScarletbitch: smhSpiderboi: Guys back to meMemelord420: God peter ur such a divaMemelord420: What’s ur friends namesSpiderboi: Ned and MJMemelord420: Full names PeterSpiderboi: What why?Memelord420: nm I found them on ur instaMemelord420: Also @YeeterYarker only has 7 followers?Scarletbitch: What a sad little life JanetRabbit: i’ve been on earth for 2 days and i have 1673Rabbit: @realrocket btwScarletbitch: wow catching up on slangScarletbitch: i’m so proud of this communitySpiderboi: Wait not a fair comparisonSpiderboi: @SpiderMAN has 2.6MSpiderboi: Oh waitSpiderboi: ShitSpiderboi: Shuri what do u want with my friends?Memelord420: Chill I’m just fixing ur problemMemelord420 has added StarWarsStan and Itsyagirlsatan to the chatSpiderboi: ShUrIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIiIi!!!!StarWarsStan: Hey what’s this?Spiderboi has removed itsyagirlsatan from the chatStarWarsStan: What’s going on?Memelord420: Hey what did u do that for?Spideboi: Remember our little convo earlier?Memelord420: ?Spiderboi: THE SONG?Scarletbitch: oh ya lolSpiderboi: Ned can u read the chat historyStarWarsStan: Peter is that u?Spiderboi: ANSWER THE QUESTION NED!!StarWarsStan: Alright chill I'll checkStarWarsStan: No why?StarWarsStan: Also peter where are u?StarWarsStan:Are u on a mission or something?StarWarsStan: Cus that’s AWSOMESpiderboi: Um no not exactly...Memelord420: Anyway I’m adding MJ backSpiderboi: Shuri nooo!Memelord420 has added Itsyagirlsatan to the chatItsyagirlsatan: What the fuck is this?StarWarsStan: It’s ok! Peter’s here!Itsyagirlsatan: That literally tells me nothingSpiderboi: Hey sorry guys, Shuri just added u to tell u I’m okItsyagirlsatan: ???StarWarsStan: U mean like PRINCESS SHURI OF WAKANDA SHURIMemelord420: The one and onlyMemelord420: U see this is the way a KWEEN DESERVES to be treatedScarletbitch: lovely moment and all but peterWHAT DID I SAY ABOUT COMMASStarWarsStan: AHHHH ARE U SCARLET WITCHScarletbitch: yeeStarWarsStan: AHH THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!Scarletbitch: aww i love himStarWarsStan: SCARLET WITCH LOVES ME I CAN’T EVEN...Spiderboi: Are u ok buddy?StarWarsStan: I think I might be having a heart attack but of happiness!Rabbit: also i’m hereStarWarsStan: ???Rabbit: the heroic brains behind the intergalatic space team the one and only gaurdians of the galaxy?StarWarsStan: ???Rabbit: the racoonStarWarsStan: OMG ROCKET!!!Itsyagirlsatan: Can I go now?Spiderboi: Sure!!!Memelord420: No u can’tScarletbitch: no one ever leaves...Itsyagirlsatan: Ur lack of capitalisation disturbs meScarletbitch: ok rudeScatletbitch: also grammar scares me so i can relateMemelord420: Such struggles Wanda, such strugglesScarletbitch: ikr?Itsyagirlsatan: Anyway why are we here?Memelord420: Oh ya for me to tell u to stop harrassing peteMemelord420: He’s doing God’s work rnScarletbitch: by that she means mineItsyagirlsatan: What are u doing?Itsyagirlsatan: Are u pressuring him to do somethingSpiderboi: Hey!Itsyagirlsatan: Sorry pete but ur such a pushoverItsyagirlsatan: Plus making u do things u don’t want to do is my jobMemelord420: Shhh MJ it's ok Memelord420: We just have a small superhero related plan that we need Peter’s expertises onItsyagirlsatan: What is it?Scarletbitch: we’re setting up Steve and NatashaItsyagirlsatan: ?StarWarsStan: wHaT!?!?!StarWarsStan: Like Black Widow an Captain America Steve and NatashaScarletbitch: u heard meStarWarsStan: THAT’S SO COOLMemelord420: THANK UScarletbitch: this is the kind of enthusiam we were looking for pEtErItsyagirlsatan: U know what?Itsyagirlsatan: I’m inItsyagirlsatan: Even if this crashes and burns, It’ll be entertainingScarletbitch: yeetSpiderboi: MJ!!!Spiderboi: U were supposed to be on my side!!
Itsyagirlsatan: Which is?Spiderboi: THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA AND NATASHA’S GOING TO KILL ALL OF US!!!Itsyagirlsatan: Oh ya I agree with thatItsyagirlsatan: However the nihallist in me really wants to watch this crash and burnMemelord420: That’s the spiritScarletbitch: ew oldScarletbitch: also really liking ur gf peterSpiderboi: HJKDFKDVDCEUSJDGMemelord420: peter.exe has stopped workingSpiderboi: SHE’S MY FRIENDScarletbitch: sure...Itsyagirlsatan: lolScarletbitch: Oh wait Cap texted back!!!Scarletbitch: He’ll be at Avengers Towers at 3:50 with flowers!!!Memelord420: Awww he’s so cuteSpiderboi: Wait guys u forgot an important part of the planMemelord420: Which is..?Spiderboi: No one texted Natasha!!!Memelord420: We already did that dumbassSpiderboi: How?Memelord420: It was actually super easy barely an inconvenienceMemelord420: He has no password on his phone so Wanda just texted her that he’d be coming to avengers tower at 3:50 for a “special suprise”Memelord420: Cool right?Spiderboi: How are u going to get around the fact that neither of them know they’re doing on the date?Scarletbitch: easyScarletbitch: i’m going to lurk around nat’s room until she comes back and then when she tells me about the date i’ll spoon feed her ideasItsyagirlsatan: This is going to be an absolute disasterItsyagirlsatan: I’m so excitedSpiderboi: Wanda u think ir going to maipulate Natasha, a SPY into giving up details about her private life?Spiderboi: I only know 3 things about her!Scarletbitch: like rosa from B99Spiderboi: What?Itsyagirlsatan: Oh Pete u have to watch it, it’s greatSpiderboi: Also who’s going to “spoon feed” Steve ideas?Spiderboi: Wanda?!?!?Scarletbitch: oh shit nat’s comimg gtg byeeeSpiderboi: Well fuck, she’s deadMemelord420: Have faith PeterMemelord420: Can either Ned or MJ go back to class and tell ur teacher Peter’s sick or somethingMemelord420: Then the other one can sneak him outSpiderboi: Why???StarWarsStan: On itMemelord420: Thank u Ned ur the bestRabbit: tell the teacher he has the shitsRabbit: it gets me out of cleaning the ship everytimeMemelord420: Jesus I forgot u existed tbhSpiderboi: SameRabbit: fuck uMemelord420: DittoStarWarsStan: Alright I went back to class and told Mr Harrington that Peter has chronic diarrhoeaSpiderboi: NEDStarWarsStan: jk jkStarWarsStan: I’m allowed to stay out and help u thoughMemelord420: Great!Memelord420: Can u and MJ sneak him out?Itsyagirlsatan: kkStarWarsStan: Wait for me!!!Spiderboi: SHURI WHY!Spiderboi: We could get in trouble!!!Itsyagirlsatan: Shut up dorkSpiderboi: I am disgusted. I am revolted. I dedicate my entire life to our lord and savior jesus christ, and THIS is the thanks i getMemelord420: mmm quality vine thereRabbit: ?Memelord420: Ohhh we are going to have some fun laterItsyagirlsatan: WellItsyagirlsatan: We got out the back doorSpiderboi: The security here is shocking btwStarWarsStan: I’m also hereMemelord420: Alright now just go to Avengers headquarters and find SteveSpiderboi: WhY!??!??!??!Memelord420: U need to spoon feed SteveSpiderboi: WaitSpiderboi: WhatSpiderboi: NoMemelord420: Remember why ir doing this PeteSpiderboi: ???Memelord420: The song?Memelord420: That I can leak at anytime?Itsyagirlsatan: Wait what song?Spiderboi: ...Spiderboi: fineSpiderboi: Just know that I hate u and I will get my revengeMemelord420: Alright I can live with thatMemelord420: Now move ur ass! My ships gotta sail!Spiderboi: fuck uMemelord420: Ditto PeterMemelord420: Ditto
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3:35Hippidy Hop DawgsMemelord420: Yeeter are u there yet?Spiderboi: AlmostSpiderboi: U know it’s v. hard to text while webbingMemelord420: Wait I thought u took the subwaySpiderboi: Well I do always eat freshSpiderboi: 😉Itsyagirlsatan: Ew no I hate thatStarWarsStan: Sorry Pete but I gotta agreeMemelord420: WaitMemelord420: If petey pie is swinging around the city...Memelord420: Where are u toSpiderboi: Wow Shujrk way to dhraw ot ourMemelord420: ???Spiderboi: Sorry turbulanceMemelord420: Okayyyy...StarWarsStan: To answer ur question we’re being driven by someone in a limoMemelord420: Wait what?!?Spiderboi: Ned u weren’t supposed to tell her!StarWarsStan: Sorry Peter I can’t help it. I just have an overwhelming need for people to like me!Memelord420: MoodMemelord420: Who’s driving u?Spiderboi: Ned if u tell her I will kill ur friends and family to remind u of our loveItsyagirlsatan: It’s HalkeyeMemelord420: WHAT!?!Spiderboi: MJJJJJJJAAAEA!Itsyagirlsatan: Sorry not sorry bitchSpiderboi: Ouch my heartMemelord420: PETER U TOLD HER BEST FRIEND ABOUT THISMemelord420: WHEN WILL U LEARNMemelord420: THAT UR ACTIONSMemelord420: HAVE CONSUQUENCESSpiderboi: Wait no it’s ok lookSpiderboi added Birdyboi to the chatSpiderboi: Clint tell them ur a good boiBirdyboi: Oh my god I’m in the cool clubMemelord420: On Wanda’s behalf, ew stopBirdyboi: I don’t know what this isBirdyboi: I don’t know what your plan isBirdyboi: I don’t know who the two kids in the back of my car areBirdyboi: But I am very excited about thisItsyagirlsatan: I’m grateful for the free ride and all, but could u kindly refrain from texting and driving?Itsyagirlsatan: ThxStarWarsStan: It’s totally fine if u want to thoughStarWarsStan: I’m Ned by the wayStarWarsStan: One of the kids in the back of ur carStarWarsStan: Biiiiggg fan of ursItsyagirlsatan: DweebSpiderboi: Suck upItsyagirlsatan: LickassStarWarsStan: Hey!!!StarWarsStan: My feelings!Scarletbitch: moodMemelord420: Wanda!!!Spiderboi: Ur back!!!Memelord420: How was NatashaScarletbitch: great!Scarletbitch: she told me about the date after some very subtle interrogationMemelord420: Oh shitSpiderboi: Wanda.Spiderboi: What did u say?Scarletbitch: i barged into her roomScarletbitch: said “hey girl”Memelord420: Wait no this is too badMemelord420: I don’t want know anymoreSpiderboi: Same tbhBirdyboi: Hey Wanda!Scarletbitch: holy shitScarletbitch: who the fuck let him into the groupchatScarletbitch: THE GROUP IS CALLED HIPPIDY HOP DAWGS FOR FUCK SAKEBirdyboi: Wow ok I’m offendedBirdyboi: I’m hipBirdyboi: Plus this is no way to treat your DaddyScarletbitch: OMFG EWWWWSpiderboi: That does NOT mean what u think is doesItsyagirlsatan: EYES ON THE ROAD CLINTBirdyboi: OK SORRYStarWarsStan: Again u can do whatever u wantStarWarsStan: Ur cars ur rulesItsyagirlsatan: SHUT UP NEDSpiderboi: Ok Shuri what do I do now?Scarletbitch: excuse me?Spiderboi: ?Scarletbitch: this is my plan dipshitScarletbitch: u follow MESpiderboi: Oh shit I forgotSpiderboi: We’re deadItsyagirlsatan: lolScarletbitch: why does everyone underestimate me?Birdyboi: I don’tBirdyboi: Ur the best Wanda <3Spiderboi: AwwwMemelord420: uwuScarletbitch: :’)Itsyagirlsatan: ClInT rOaDBirdyboi: OH SHITItsyagirlsatan: I hope u appreciated the moment Wanda BECAUSE UR DAD DRIVES LIKE A MANIACItsyagirlsatan: SERIOUSLY HAVE U EVER SEEN THE ROAD SAFETY ADSBirdyboi: No are they good?Itsyagirlsatan: U know what?Itsyagirlsatan: I don’t careItsyagirlsatan: I want to die anyway 😄Memelord430: THAT IS THE ATITUDE WE WANT MJ!!!Scarletbitch: also side note he’s not my dadSpiderboi: Really?Memelord420: Seriously?Itsyagirlsatan: Honestly?StarWarsStan: Um...StarWarsStan: Truly??Birdyboi: Wanda...Birdyboi: I’m dissapointedBirdyboi: I’m sadBirdyboi: I’m appalledBirdyboi: I thought u were bae...Birdyboi: Turns out u were just famScarletbitch: did u just google that?Birdyboi: ...Birdyboi: YesSpiderboi: Ok Wanda back to ur stupid planScarletbitch: MY PLAN IS NOT STUPIDMemelord420: Wanda u know I love u and support u 3000% in this right?Itsyagirlsatan: 3000% isn’t a feasible present to support someoneSpiderboi: Ur a genius u should know thisMemelord420: Ok 100% NERDSScarletbitch: She can support me 3000% if she wantsBirdyboi: I don’t know what the hell ur talking about but
Wanda can do anything she wantsScarletbitch: uwuBirdyboi: owoMemelord420: Anyway Peter u have to admit it was better than Clint’s ideaBirdyboi: Wait what?Spiderboi: What idea?Memelord420: Remember when Clint watched umbrella acadmey and said we should make an umbrella acadamy ourselves because quote unquote “We all have Daddy issues”Memelord420: Which I mean fairMemelord420: But then Thor blew up ur training room...Memelord420: Which btw wouldn’t happen if it was made of vibraniam...Memelord420: Just saying...Memelord420: Tell Tony to hit me up for an upgradeBirdyboi: Oh ya yikesSpiderboi: Oh shit here comes SteveSpiderboi: Awww he’s wearing a suitSpiderboi: He looks so cuteMemelord420: He struck me muteItsyagirlsatan: He’s got a voice like a fluteScarletbitch: Hoot hoot hoot?Memelord420: Ngl Wanda u kinda dropped the ball thereScarletbitch: I noScarletbitch: I’m so sorryMemelord420: u let me downMemelord420: u left the group downMemelord420: But most importantlyMemelord420: u let urself downScarletbitch: :,(Spiderboi: Wait guys what do I say?Birdyboi: Wing it?Scarletbitch: EwwwwMemelord420: BoooItsyagirlsatan: DisgustingStarWarsStan: I like itItsyagirlsatan has changed StarWarsStan to LoSeRLoSeR: Hey!
Memelord420: Wait how did u do that?Itsyagirlsatan: Hacked the serverMemelord420: Aww Peter I love her!LoSeR has changed LoSeR to NedanderthalNedanderthal: That’s betterItsyagirlsatan: In fairness it’s much better than StarWarsStanNedanderthal: Hey!Nedanderthal: There was nothing wrong with that name!Itsyagirlsatan: Yes there wasItsyagirlsatan: There was a lot wrong with it actuallyNedanderthal: Well sucks to be u because I’VE GOT THE POWER OF GOD AND ANIME ON MY SIDE AHHHHHItsyagirlsatan: What God?Nedanderthal: I don’t know, Thor?Scarletbitch: what about our lord and savour KEANU REEVES?!?!Birdyboi: Am I just old or can anyone understand what they’re staying?Scarletbitch: ur oldScarletbitch: v. oldSpiderboi: Guys I let Steve get awayMemelord420: Excuse me?Scarletbitch: u did WHAT?Spiderboi: I’M SORRYMemelord420: Well what are u waiting for?Spiderboi: ?Memelord420: RUN AFTER HIM U IDIOTSpiderboi: OK OK I’M GOINGItsyagirlsatan: Oh fuck we just got hereBirdyboi: IT’S NOT MY FAULT I GOT PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING OK MISSY?Scarletbitch: that’s actually entirely ur faultItsyagirlsatan: Also can I just point out he straight uo
LET HIM GO just because HE’S HALKEYEItsyagirlsatan: THAT’S DISGRACEFULItsyagirlsatan: This is just proof our society is an
oligarchy not a democracyNedanderthal: #Im14AndThisIsDeepItsyagirlsatan: stfu NedSpiderboi: Hey I see them!Rabbit: ?Spiderboi: Natasha and Steve!Memelord420: Wait have u been here the entire time?Rabbit: YESRabbit: WHY DOES EVERYONE FORGET ABOUT MEScarletbitch: u never say anything?Rabbit: oh ya makes senseSpiderboi: Aww he just gave her flowersScarletbitch: What kind?Spiderboi: I don’t knowSpiderboi: Their pink?Memelord420: Great wow Pete thx for the infoSpiderboi: Wait he just kissed her on the cheekScarletbitch: OMFG MY SHIP IS SAILINGMemelord420: I’M GOING TO FUCKING DIEBirdyboi: NAT’S GETTING DIIICKNedanderthal: OMG AM I PART OF THE AVENGERS?
Itsyagirlsatan: Okayyy...Spiderboi: Aww wait noSpiderboi: They’re leaving 😢Scarletbitch: FOLLOW THEM FOOL!!!Spiderboi: BITCH I GOT U!Spiderboi: I’M SO INVESTED IN THIS IT LITERALLY HURTSMemelord420: UPDATES?!?!?Rabbit: why are u so invested in this?Scarletbitch: SHUT UP ROCKETBirdyboi: NATASHA DESERVES GOOD THINGS OK?Memelord420: UpDaTeS?!?!!?!?Spiderboi: They’re just walking and talkingSpiderboi: Wait Nat’s laughingBirdyboi: WhAt?!?!?Scarletbitch: i don’t think I’ve ever seen her laughScarletbitch: like at anythingScarletbitch: like we were watching friends and she didn’t laugh onceSpiderboi: They’re going into a restaurantSpiderboi: Italian btwMemelord420: Can u still see themSpiderboi: YeetSpiderboi: They’re in a booth near the windowItsyagirlsatan: Guys u do know this is stalking right?Memelord420: Yes?Scarletbitch: so?Scarletbitch: i’ve had like 17Memelord420: Shit I’ve only had 16 Birdyboi: Well boo-hoi sucks to be u because I’ve got u both beatenBirdyboi: I’ve had 23Scarletbitch: ur too oldScarletbitch: u don’t countBirdyboi: smh ageismSpiderboi: SHUT UPSpiderboi: THEY’RE LOOKING INTO EACH OTHER’S EYESSpiderboi: THEY’RE EYE FUCKING LADIES AND GENTSNedanderthal: Peter I thought u were against this?Nedanderthal: Just saying...Spiderboi: WHAT CAN I SAY I LOVE LOVE NEDDYMemelord420: Mmmm drink that Kool-Ade PeterSpiderboi: IT TASTES SO SWEETScarletbitch: DAMN STRAIGHTItsyagirlsatan: Are they all gone insane or?Scarletbitch: yesScarletbitch: join usBirdyboi: Join usMemelord420: jOiN uSSpiderboi: JOIN USNedanderthail: OK!!!Itsyagirlsatan: God ur such a pushoverNedanderthail: Yee yeeSpiderboi: WAITSpiderboi: THEY’RE LEANING INSpiderboi: I CAN’T BREATHEMemelord420: OMG IT’S HAPPENINGScarletbitch: HOOK IT TO MY VEINSBirdyboi: MY👏GIRL👏MY👏GIRL👏MY👏GIRLSpiderboi: Wait noMemelord420: What Peter what?Spiderboi: They’re pulling away...Scarletbitch: WHAT THE FUCK?Memelord420: NOOOOOOSpiderboi: Holy shitMemelord420: WHAT?!?!Spiderboi: She’s looking out the window...Scarletbitch: What?Spiderboi: She’s grinning out the window...Spiderboi: Guys I think she’s looking at me...Birdyboi: Holy shit Peter runSpiderboi: OMG SHE’S WAVING AT MEBirdyboi: RUN RUN LOST BOI FUCKING LEG ITSpiderboi: Doing so immediatlyBlackWidowBaby has joined the chatScarletbitch: oh fuckBlackWidowBaby: Hi everyone!BlackWidowBaby: Who’s here?BlackWidowBaby: Anyone?Birdyboi: Hey Nat...Spiderboi: I’m soooo sorry Nat I never meant to do this I swear I’m so sorry please don’t kill meItsyagirlsatan: I’m MJItsyagirlsatan: Nedanderthail is Ned Leeds btwNedanderthail: God dammit MJ!!!Memelord420: Heyyyy.....Memelord420: Soooo.....Memelord420: Funny story...Rabbit: it’s not very funny actuallyRabbit: oh fuck does she know that i’m hereScarletbitch: yupRabbit: shitBlackWidowBaby: WellBlackWidowBaby: Now that your all here.BlackWidowBaby: ...BlackWidowBaby: Thank youBlackWidowBaby has left the chatBirdyboi: Well...Memelord420: OkSpiderboi: That just happenedMemelord420: Well I think we all know what this meansSpiderboi: ?Birdyboi: ??Itsyagirlsatan: ???Nedanderthail: ????Rabbit: ?????Scarletbitch: yes I doMemelord420: OUR SHIP HAS SAILED LADIES!!!