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"Based on genital structure," Vanya said slowly one day. She was with her sister and two of her brothers. Would they care about this? Only one way to find out, she supposed. She was reading a book, and then she continued: "Men should be the ones wearing skirts, and women should be wearing pants."Klaus' eyes lit up. She knew out of all of them he'd be the most excited about this. "So the Scots were right all along!""Okay well hold on," Allison interrupted, giving him a look then. "The scots did it to hide more knives on their bodies.""Oh..." Klaus' mouth formed an 'o' at hearing that. Not exactly the reason he was expecting to hear, if he was going to be honest, but next to him Diego grinned. "So the Scots were right all along." Leave it to Diego to bring his love of knives into this.