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[6:03 am]SpiderGuy: I can’t live no more life, I was raised by the streetTheSuperiorStark: Go to sleep.SpiderGuy: Why are we so blind to see that the ones we hurt are you and me??ThunderDome: What is wrong, spider boySteve: R u ok??!SpiderGuy: As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I take a look at my life and realize there's not much leftTheSuperiorStark: This is why I don’t talk to you Steve: Tony! stop , he’s obviously strugglingTheSuperiorStark: stfu, he’s referencing a songThunderDome: what song is this to invoke such negative feelings?SpiderGuy: As I grow I see myself in the pistol smoke, foolNatatalie: I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like
On my knees in the night, sayin' prayers in the streetlightLegolas: Been spendin' most their lives,
livin' in the gangsta's paradiseTheSuperiorStark: I hate all of you*TheSuperiorStark has left the chat**SpiderGuys has added TheSuperiorStark to the chat**SpiderGuy has renamed the chat Gangster’s Paradise*Steve: Gangs are bad news peter, I hope you aren’t involving yourself with organised crimeSpiderGuy: I gotta be down with the hood teamNatatalie: steve, ur old age is showingThunderDome: I do not understand the custom of gangster songs TheSuperiorStark: I’m a grown ass man, why is this my life?Legolas: Got my 10 in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a loc'd out gangsta set trippin' bangerScienceRules:Power and the money, money and the power
Minute after minute, hour after hourTheSuperiorStark: disappointed, but not surprisedSteve: I don’t know what’s happening rn???TheSuperiorStark: it’s 6 in the goddamn morning and I’m having Coolio lyrics quoted at me by a child. Natatalie: They say I gotta learn, but nobody's here to teach me
If they can't understand it, how can they reach meTheSuperiorStark: a group of children. *TheSuperiorStark has left the chatSpiderGuy: Keep spendin' most our lives,
livin' in the gangsta's paradise
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[11:20 pm]SpiderGuy: Will the police arrest you for hacking an app to get free robux? Asking for a friend.TheSuperiorStark: I don’t want to know. Don’t tell me. SuperiorGuy: I’m shaking rn. I wouldn’t last a day in jail IM SOFT!!TheSuperiorStark: Why is this my life???Steve: Peter. What did you do?TheSuperiorStark: STFU Steve! I fucking said I don’t want to know!Steve: TONY!Natatalie: The law enforcement in this country can barely catch actually dangerous criminals. You think they care about your roblox account?SpiderGuy: Thank you Natasha for being THE ONLY HELPFUL PERSON IN THIS CHATTheSuperiorStark: You’re out of the will.ScienceRules: Dang. looks like Peter needs to start selling foot pics to his instagram sugar daddiesLegolas: lol grossSteve: Bruce, don’t be vulgar. TheSuperiorStark: You can all consider yourselves disownedLegolas: lol have fun working at starbucks steve.Natatalie: bold words from someone with no marketable skills clint.Legolas: I’m a mercenary. Don’t fuck with me!SpiderGuy: I have the power of god and anime on my sideNatatalie: @legolas execute yourself Steve: NATASHALegolas: NAtaShA!!11!! Shut up SteveSteve: CLINT!TheSuperiorStark: Clint and Nat, stop harassing steve. Bruce you are gods mistake. Peter if you actually have sugar daddy I’m telling on your ass to May AND firing you. Steve, stop being a little bitch. SpiderGuy: You hate me cuz you ain’t me ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿'̿'\̵͇̿̿\з= ( ▀ ͜͞ʖ▀) =ε/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿SpiderGuy: I’m making that coin $$$$TheSuperiorStark: I will burn down your whole worldLegolas: oof [7:30 am]ThunderDome: what did I miss I was asleepThunderDome: Guys?ThunderDome: nvmd I scrolled up ThunderDome: Is everyone dead? ThunderDome: Whatever, I’m going to get breakfast.