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Swissmaestro has started chat.
Swissmaestro has named chat BIG FOUR
Swissmaestro has added Rdotnadal, TheDjoker, and Adotmurray to BIG FOUR
Swissmaestro: hey so I’ve heard that group chats are becoming all the rage lately so I thought it’d be nice if we had one too!Swissmaestro: gotta keep up with the times ykAdotmurray: swissmaestroAdotmurray: bless your soulAdotmurray: and your over inflated ego good lordAdotmurray: don’t tell me you chose that name by yourselfSwissmaestro: :/ what’s wrong with it??Adotmurray: everythingAdotmurray: did you steal it from a fan acct or something lolSwissmaestro: does nobody around here like me anymore???TheDjoker: lol roger made a group chat?Adotmurray: yea ur just an overrated pratAdotmurray: @TheDjoker yes he didSwissmaestro: why must you betray me andy :((((((((Rdotnadal: hola everybody, hope you all doing goodRdotnadal: this is the reason why rogelio is staring at his phone right now in the locker room?Adotmurray: o right u guys are at laver cupTheDjoker: laver cup?Adotmurray: @TheDjoker remember nole it’s the tournament that roger made as a thinly veiled excuse to play dubs with his not-boyfriendAdotmurray: and somehowAdotmurray: it’s workingSwissmaestro: @Adotmurray it's not like that!!TheDjoker: ohhh rightAdotmurray: @Swissmaestro it’s exactly like thatRdotnadal: @Adotmurray you as bad as the fans, think weird thingsSwissmaestro: it’s to honor rod laver as a tennis legend okAdotmurray: yes definitely no strings attached at allSwissmaestro: we’re here to celebrate his legacyRdotnadal: ^^^^^^^^^^TheDjoker: lmaoTheDjoker: how does it go again?TheDjoker: “A better love story than Twilight”Adotmurray: damn straightSwissmaestro: n ORdotnadal: why are we even talking about silly things like thisRdotnadal: we need to practiceSwissmaestro: RAFA’S RIGHTSwissmaestro: WE’RE HERE TO PLAY TENNISTheDjoker: come on man you’re fooling no oneSwissmaestro: T E N N I SRdotnadal: @Swissmaestro stop being on your phone, come warm up with me, no? I see you laterAdotmurray: exactly @Swissmaestro listen to your not-boyfriendTheDjoker: yea go warm him upTheDjoker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Adotmurray: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)TheDjoker: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Adotmurray: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Swissmaestro: STAHPSwissmaestro: @Rdotnadal i’ll be there in a few!! Just as soon as I set these losers straight >:(TheDjoker: losers? Excuse youAdotmurray: *gasP*TheDjoker: @Adotmurray andy I think we hurt his eensy weensy feelingsAdotmurray: ikrTheDjoker: the eensy weensy feelings went up the water spoutAdotmurray: down came the rain andTheDjoker: washed the feelings outAdotmurray: out came the sun andTheDjoker: dried up all the rainAdotmurray: and the eensy weensy feelingsTheDjoker: went up the spout againnnnn!!Adotmurray: ayyyyyyyyyTheDjoker: ayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyySwissmaestro: you guys are all terrible people and I hope all of your injuries are permanentTheDjoker: oofAdotmurray: owieTheDjoker: that almost hurt as much as my elbowAdotmurray: and my hipTheDjoker: but come on you were the one who made this chat in the first placeAdotmurray: @Swissmaestro if you were expecting everybody to praise you as the next coming of Jesus, Buddha, and Mohammed combined like they probably do in the #nextgen group chatAdotmurray: which, I’m pretty sure is where you got the idea for this one bc you’re at laver cup and hanging out with all those young whippersnappers rnAdotmurray: ur fucking wrong lmaoTheDjoker: #rektSwissmaestro: heySwissmaestro: Rafa and I are also older than all of youSwissmaestro: so technicallySwissmaestro: you’re the young whippersnappers >:(Swissmaestro: don’t you have to respect your elders??TheDjoker: come on Rafa’s older than me and Andy by likeTheDjoker: a year at mostTheDjoker: and you’re just a weird-ass grandpaAdotmurray: @rdotnadal roger’s calling you oldSwissmaestro: @TheDjoker keep in mind it was a Big Two before a Big Four smhSwissmaestro: and @Adotmurray don’t bother rafa already left the locker roomSwissmaestro: oh shoot waitSwissmaestro: omgSwissmaestro: he forgot his phone on the bench!! fuck hold onAdotmurray: oooooooooooooohTheDjoker: ooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhAdotmurray: things are heating up in hereTheDjoker: go get your mannnnnnn @SwissmaestroAdotmurray: a red hot meetingTheDjoker: a deliciously romantic encounterAdotmurray: a ruthlessly dazzling rendezvousTheDjoker: a sizzling steamy affairAdotmurray: a beautifully alluring engagementTheDjoker: a sedulously crafted dateAdotmurray: a salaciously bodice-ripping tête-à-têteTheDjoker: @Adotmurray you totally looked in the thesaurus for that oneAdotmurray: like you didn’tTheDjoker: i am very disappointed in you, mr. native english speakerAdotmurray: shush youSwissmaestro: o god what were you guys doing while I was goneTheDjoker: ykw we were doing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)Adotmurray: hehSwissmaestro: fuck forget it there’s bigger fish to frySwissmaestro: there’s both good and bad newsTheDjoker: ??Adotmurray: lay it on us you overrated pratSwissmaestro: the bad news is that Domi thought Rafa’s phone was his and took itTheDjoker: lul you iphone nerdsAdotmurray: #androidmasterraceSwissmaestro: the good news is that I know where he put Rafa’s phoneAdotmurray: ok then it’s fine right?TheDjoker: yeah just grab it and explain the mess up to himSwissmaestro: but the other bad news is that Domi locked it with his bag in his lockerSwissmaestro: and then left to god-knows-whereAdotmurray: …TheDjoker: you cannot be fucking seriousSwissmaestro: but nole I fucking amTheDjoker: ripAdotmurray: dominic thiem holyAdotmurray: who the fuck even puts their phone in the lockerAdotmurray: bloody #nextgen and their weird electronic cleansing ritualsTheDjoker: @Adotmurray smh don’t underestimate the power of cleansing ritualsTheDjoker: @swissmaestro so basically you can’t even contact domi about the mix-up through rafa’s phone?Swissmaestro: you are correctSwissmaestro: no idea where he is either, probably left to go sightsee around pragueAdotmurray: is anyone else there who can help you?Swissmaestro: noSwissmaestro: locker room only has me in it rnSwissmaestro: only me and rafa were here bc we wanted to work out some dubs stuff togetherSwissmaestro: and unfortunately for us, apparently domi too before he booked it out of hereTheDjoker: what a messTheDjoker: does rafa know he forgot his phone?Swissmaestro: if I know anything about rafa it’s that once he gets into practice mode he GETS into practice modeSwissmaestro: so noSwissmaestro: but he’s probably gonna find out sooner or later lolSwissmaestro: knowing our luck he’s gonna need his phone before Domi comes back and he’s gonna freak out with the full glory of all his OCD tendenciesAdotmurray: ughAdotmurray: any admin around that can unlock Domi’s locker for you?Swissmaestro: I told you there’s no one else hereAdotmurray: ok the way I see itAdotmurray: you’re gonna have to break into domi’s locker by yourselfAdotmurray: and retrieve the phoneTheDjoker: yep i agreeSwissmaestro: watAdotmurray: it’s a number lock right?Swissmaestro: …Swissmaestro: ...yes?Adotmurray: ok cool so all you have to do is guess the right comboSwissmaestro: andy I think that’s easier said than doneTheDjoker: nah andy’s right it’s a 3 digit combo right?TheDjoker: probably something like his birth month and yearTheDjoker: everyone does thatSwissmaestro: oh true lemme trySwissmaestro: wait hold up what’s even domi’s birthday?TheDjoker: ummmmm idkAdotmurray: don’t worryAdotmurray: I’m looking at wikipedia right nowSwissmaestro: oh my god what did I do to deserve thisAdotmurray: got itAdotmurray: Sep 3, 1993TheDjoker: so maybe try 993?Swissmaestro: kkSwissmaestro: ugh nopeSwissmaestro: any other bright ideas?Adotmurray: 939!Swissmaestro: nopeTheDjoker: 399?Swissmaestro: not that one eitherSwissmaestro: pls don’t make me go through all the different iterations of Domi’s birthdayTheDjoker: hmmm then maybe not his birthday?TheDjoker: how about his mother’s! Or father’s or brother or gfSwissmaestro: i guess i don’t have a choice, do I? Hmu with those birthdaysAdotmurray: umAdotmurray: my internet stalking skills aren’t that greatTheDjoker: rip wikipediaAdotmurray: i can only find his gf’s birthdayAdotmurray: kikiAdotmurray: may 14, 1993Swissmaestro: alright I’ll try all the numbers for thatSwissmaestro: fuck no goodTheDjoker: idk what to tell you manAdotmurray: alright maybe we’re thinking of this the wrong wayAdotmurray: domi’s a tennis nerd right? He has to beSwissmaestro: yeah but how does this help us at allAdotmurray: he’s 25Adotmurray: which means that he, like all other wannabe tennis pros at the timeAdotmurray: watched THE most epic tennis match ever on TVTheDjoker: damn ur rightTheDjoker: must have made at least an impression on himAdotmurray: yeahAdotmurray: @Swissmaestro yk what I’m talking about right?Swissmaestro: how could I not know lolSwissmaestro: ok I’m putting in the date for thatSwissmaestro: 768Swissmaestro: holy it workedTheDjoker: lmao it actually did??Adotmurray: i don’t want to admit it butAdotmurray: #BigTwo power, I guessTheDjoker: the date of the 2008 wimbledon final, huhTheDjoker: @swissmaestro you didn’t even need us to wikipedia it for you lolSwissmaestro: what kind of tennis player would I be if I didn’t remember the date of the match with my greatest rival?Swissmaestro: awesome it’s actually in hereSwissmaestro: alright got Rafa’s phone thanks for the help gotta run it over to him now good luck with your rehab heheh byeAdotmurray: …TheDjoker: …Adotmurray: gayyTheDjoker: hella gayyAdotmurray: definitely gayyyTheDjoker: when are they gonna kiss already?Adotmurray: probably when roger finally deflates his massive egoAdotmurray: which is neverAdotmurray: swissmaestroAdotmurray: seriously?