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March-12-197:01 AM
RyanReynolds created a group chat with 19 others
 RyanReynolds: hewwo uwu i need help with homework owo xp bakuno: I’m not dealing with this shit. It’s too damn early. Rocketman: All homework should’ve been completed last night! Not at 7 in the morning, less than an hour before class starts! Defying-Uravity: well, that depends…. wut is ur true identity mister reynolds sir? AirpodHater: go away kaminari RyanReynolds: aha! you have uncovered my secrets! tis i deadpool himself, mister detective pikachu man DwayneJohnson: ,,,,and green lantern RyanReynolds: nOOOOO RyanReynolds: HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME KIRISHIMA RyanReynolds: WE WERE FRIENDS! COMMRADES FIGHTING FOR A COMMON CAUSE ducktape: *comrades RyanReynolds: shut your fucking up sero ducktape: he's turning into bakugou  Midochondria:  Please stop. the stress isn’t good for the child. Defying-Uravity: what child? Midochondria: Me. i’m the child. You’re stressing me out AirpodHater: you know what’s stressing me out? your random capitalization and punctuation Midochondria: :(((( Defying-Uravity: ily jirou but dont ever talk to me or my son ever again. Rocketman: GO TO CLASS EVERYONE! Midochondria: ok dad!! March-12-199:27 PMUnnamed Chat20 Members PrincessBubblegum: lmao are we ever gonna use this group chat again? RyanReynolds: is this gonna be our class group chat hagakurethefriendlyghost: CLASS GROUP CHAT! CLASS GROUP CHAT! bakuno: No. Fuck off you comic relief side characters who get zero character development and little to none screentime. Kermit: Bakugou? What? The? Fuck? Defying-Uravity: bakugou be like: i’m this close to leaving y’all one-man-acapella-group: Y A L L ! ducktape: bakugou: yee haw motherfuckers i’m just saddling up my horse here ouiouibitch: Haha eww, american culture. AirpodHater: what the fu- monky: Speaking of Americans, can somebody help me with Mic’s English homework? I understand like nothing. Rocketman: Ojiro,,, it’s 9:30pm,,,, I trusted you,,,,I thought you were one of the only responsible ones,,, homework should've been completed monky: Whoops? PrincessBubblegum: who actually goes to sleep at 9:30? RyanReynolds: bakugou PrincessBubblegum: valid. carry on. Midochondria: iida just became so angry he dropped the proper typing... Kermit: I like how Aoyama is hating on American culture when literally half of our usernames are American references and the fact everything Kaminari says is an American joke. RyanReynolds: excuse you pepe, memes are universal. america can’t be selfish and claim them DwayneJohnson: america: how about i do anyway Defying-Uravity: all this country talk made me automatically think of hetalia PrincessBubblegum: i don’t even watch hetalia but valid monky: Y’all!! I still need help with homework!!! Send help! hagakurethefriendlyghost: i didn’t do it so i cant help you. ur on ur own buddy am-just-little-emo-birb: I’m coming by, don’t worry. monky: A true hero rises in this cursed group chat Defying-Uravity: ojiro be like: i should’ve left you on that street corner you were standing RyanReynolds: butchya didn’t!!! March-13-196:43 AMUnnamed Chat20 Members Defying-Uravity: am so sleepy Defying-Uravity: might just 
Defying-Uravity:

Kermit: And she fell asleep on the floor PrincessBubblegum: is it friday yet? RyanReynolds: IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES hagakurethefriendlyghost: AAAAAAAAAAA one-man-acapella-group: how is everybody awake so early? am-just-little-emo-birb: Bold of you to assume I sleep. one-man-acapella-group: toko no Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I have a valid reason. I was up early making scones. Does anybody want? SoccerMom: Living up to your username are we Satou? SoccerMom: But I would like some scones. I’ll make tea for everyone as well. PrincessBubblegum: thanks mom! DwayneJohnson: thank you mom and mister baker man RyanReynolds: Lets Get This Bread=LGBT Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I'm never making you guys food ever again.  RyanReynolds: im sorry please feed me. am so hungry  Let's-Get-This-Bread: Somebody please claim this 5 year old.  RyanReynolds: hurt. March-13-198:42 PMUnnamed Chat20 Members hagakurethefriendlyghost: curious: what would be the most cursed ship with the people we know? Defying-Uravity: deku and anxiety hagakurethefriendlyghost: terrible ship Kermit: I prefer midoriya x happiness AfriceByTotoroki: What is a ship? hagakurethefriendlyghost: TOTOROKI Defying-Uravity: i chose it out (¬‿¬) AfricaByTotoroki: Uraraka told me it was an American song. hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh dear  AirpodHater: is nobody going to explain to him what a ship is SoccerMom: I thought it was a source of transportation? AirpodHater: okay changed my mind. nobody tell them what a ship is. keep them pure  Kermit: whipped AirpodHater: SKKDKDKS SHUT UP ducktape: via urban dictionary: "N: Short for romantic relationship, popularized in fanfiction circles.

V: To endorse a romantic relationship." SoccerMom: Oh. Okay. AfricaByTotoroki: Ship: Endeavor and All Might hagakurethefriendlyghost: CURSED AfricaByTotoroki: Isn’t that the point? hagakurethefriendlyghost: true. proceed. Midochondria: why would you say that Defying-Uravity: deku be shook bc you brought dad might into this Kermit: Deku: If you even fucking look at All Might, I’ll stomp you to death with my hooves. hagakurethefriendlyghost: cursed ship proposal: aizawa x midoriya’s mom (who i’ve never met and is sorry she’s getting this treatment from me) Midochondria: stop harassing my parents. AfricaByTotoroki: So, All Might is your father? Midochondria: NO AfricaByTotoroki: I’ve connected the dots Midochondria: you didn’t correct s*** AfricaByTotoroki: I’ve connected them. ducktape: midoriya legally cant swear Midochondria: if i did my mom (who hagakure verbally harassed) would be very disappointed in me so i try not to Defying-Uravity: aizawa isn't THAT bad  Kermit: Dont say that. He’s my dad. Thats weird. Defying-Uravity: no, i know. he’s class 1-A’s parental support system, but like honestly im sure hes like married or smth hes a very secretive guy and not bad looking Kermit: Blocked. Defying-Uravity: i deserve it tbh hagakurethefriendlyghost: new game everybody claim their pro hero parental units go Defying-Uravity: thirteen Kermit: Aizawa. Midochondria: All Might AfricaByTotoroki: Anybody besides Endeavor AirpodHater: mic DwayneJohnson: fatgum am-just-little-emo-birb: Hawks. hagakurethefriendlyghost: y’all are sleeping on snipe smh monky: “y’all”. This is why you’re a Snipe child hagakurethefriendlyghost: did you just assign me as snipe's child? DisneyPrincess: Principal Nezu RyanReynolds: gasp. cryptid principal Kermit: If Kouda’s quirk is talking to animals can he talk to Nezu? DisneyPrincess: :) hagakurethefriendlyghost: i have so many questions March-14-197:15 AMUnnamed Chat20 Members Midochondria: Do you want me to send the fanfic link to you? Midochondria: oh f*** Midochondria: wrong person Defying-Uravity: persons you idiot Rocketman: People. The plural for person is people. PrincessBubblegum: WOAH FANFIC PrincessBubblegum: UH MIDORIYA? Midochondria: whose midoriya never heard of him 
Midochondria changed their name to ikazooku
 Kermit: Who was that meant for? ikazooku: OCHAKO Defying-Uravity: JUST BECAUSE YOURE ANGRY DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN THROW ME UNDER THE BUS TOO am-just-little-emo-birb: The plot thickens. one-man-acapella-group: or in your case, the plot chickens am-just-little-emo-birb: Shouji, I hope you die an unfortunate death. PrincessBubblegum: fanfiction????? ikazooku: its uhhh none of your business DwayneJohnson: original fanfic by midoriya: all might adopted me??? by xXAllMightFanXx bakuno: he did used to use wattpad to write all might fanfiction in middle school  RyanReynolds: woah Kermit: Bakugou really just came on to expose midoriya huh  ikazooku: if i tell you guys, will you stop bullying me? PrincessBubblegum: sure, unless it's very stupid  ikazooku: well, it's a fandom called EJFIWIEJjinjrkfn  AfricaByTotoroki: I just witnessed Uraraka tackling Izuku, is everything alright? Defying-Uravity: you will never know now mina  PrincessBubblegum: remind me not to piss uraraka off. Kermit: Everybody in this class is a cryptid and Im lowkey living for it. March-14-195:34PMUnnamed Chat20 Members DwayneJohnson: i just experienced the weirdest thing? PrincessBubblegum: omg tea hagakurethefriendlyghost: i witness a lot of weird things tbh. being invisible has its perks. Rocketman: I would like “the tea sis”. Kermit: OCHAKO!! Defying-Uravity: how rude of you to assume i taught him that Kermit: but did you? Defying-Uravity: …….maybe ducktape: everybody shut up it's storytime RyanReynolds: I just witnessed the weirdest thing1!1!1!1 *not clickbait* DwayneJohnson: okay everybody. so i’m just fucking minding my own business, right? trying to find cementoss because i need help with homework PrincessBubblegum: did you ever get the help? i need help SoccerMom: You can come by my room later, Ashido. PrincessBubblegum: thanks queen DwayneJohnson: thEN MONOMA COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND FUCKING DECKS ME DwayneJohnson: FULL ON SLAMS MY HEAD INTO THE GROUND WITH A QUIRK I THINK HE STOLE Defying-Uravity: WH-WHAT? SoccerMom: Are you alright Kirishima?! RyanReynolds: holy shit dude please tell me you punched him back DwayneJohnson: AND I WAS ABOUT TO FIGHT BACK OR LIKE SAY SOMETHING BUT HE’S JUST SPRINTING AWAY DwayneJohnson: but that isn’t even the weirdest part AirpodHater: yeah that’s not weird that’s just monoma being a dick ouiouibitch: monoma being monoma sigh DwayneJohnson: while he’s sprinting away he’s singing “stinky dog, stinky dog” DwayneJohnson: and i’m not sure if i was the stinky dog but it was hella bizarre hagakurethefriendlyghost: that’s not even weird that’s just monoma being an insane prick. i’ve witnessed some CRAZY things DwayneJohnson: i’m so sorry hagakure hagakurethefriendlyghost: nah it’s okay,,, it’s fun. i know everybody’s secrets monky: I am frightened hagakurethefriendlyghost: you should be monky: Scared Kermit: Okay but “Stinky Dog”? Rocketman: This should be reported to the authorities as unnecessary teasing!! ikazooku: “stinky dog” is a direct insult to hound dog bakuno: THAT LITTLE FUCKING DICKWAD WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL LIKE HOW IN THE FUCKING SHIT DOES HE THINK HE CAN 1) PELT YOU TO THE GROUND LIKE A FUCKING JACKASS FOR NO REASON AT ALL THATS A FUCKING SHITTY THING TO DO TO SOME RANDOM PERSON WHO HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN THEIR ENTIRE LIFE 2) RUN AWAY LIKE A FUCKING COWARD LIKE YOU FUCKING DID THAT YOU ASS YOU DESERVE EVERY CONSEQUENCE THROWN AT YOU B I T CH AND ALSO 3) HE HAS THE FUCKING NERVE THE FUCKING NERVE TO CALL YOU "STINKY DOG" LIKE TF EVEN INSULT IS THAT?? THATS WEAK I CAN DO BETTER THAN THAT. HES JUST A LOWLIFE COPYCAT LEECH AND IM GOING TO FUCKING FIND HIM TOMORROW AND BEAT HIS ASS SO HARD HE CANT EVEN WALK FOR THE NEXT 5 YEARS OF HIS LIFE DwayneJohnson: holy DwayneJohnson: shit hagakurethefriendlyghost : softly but with a lot of feeling: whipped RyanReynolds: of course the only reason bakugou comes to the chat is to defend kiri bakuno: bippity boppity back the fuck up bitch what did you just say about me you ass-eating pikachu RyanReynolds: how poetic :,) ducktape: kaminari literally has no fears. RyanReynolds: not after the Protein Shake Incident™  hagakurethefriendlyghost: whats that? DwayneJohnson: you're best off not knowing. March-15-196:53 AMUnnamed Chat20 Members ducktape: has anybody realized we only text two times a day on this cursed group chat, in the morning around this time and after school AfricaByTotoroki: It’s a routine at this point. monky: If we always text before school and after school what’s going to happen on the weekends? am-just-little-emo-birb: chaos ensues AfricaByTotoroki: Speaking of the weekend, Sero, I’m going to stop by your room tomorrow to drop off the manga magazines you wanted to borrow. ducktape: ya yeet thank you mister handy dandy rich boy manga supplier grapekoolaid: what kind of magazines ow   o PrincessBubblegum: AUDIBLE GROANING IN THE BACKGROUND AirpodHater: this was a long time coming, i’m just surprised it didn’t happen sooner ducktape: definitely not the kind you’re thinking about grapekoolaid: it’s okay sero, you don’t need to deny the fact. i got a whole bunch in my room if you need. it’s nothing to be ashamed about. ducktape: i am ducktape: uncomfortable grapekoolaid: you and me we’re not that different sero, don’t you rememhfkeleppdlf hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my fucking god he’s fucking dead AfricaByTotoroki: Good. I prefer fruit punch kool aid more. grapekoolaid: YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST FUCKWADS GRAPE JUICE IS MOTHERFUCKING DEAD ikazooku: god? ducktape: its bakugou!! Rocketman: Bakugou’s excessive use of curse words is making me uneasy AfricaByTotoroki: While I appreciate the intention of exterminating the rat, please keep your chaotic evil pomeranian tamed Kirishima. DwayneJohnson: sorry!!! we were just coming back from angrily talking to Monoma when we came across lil nasty grape man i'll do better to take care of him  monky: This class is a fucking nightmare. March-15-193:31 PMUnnamed Chat20 Members PrincessBubblegum: why does god hate me DwayneJohnson: because you’re a fucking dumbass RyanReynolds: kiri???? Kermit: Oh my god. He finally snapped. DwayneJohnson: oh gosh sorry, that was bakugou on my phone RyanReynolds: WHAT? i just asked him to help me with his homework and he said he had important stuff to do DwayneJohnson: lmao? we’re just watching superhero movies bakuno: it is fucking important, assface PrincessBubblegum: anyway, i’m more important Kermit: what happened ashido? PrincessBubblegum: somebody who cares :0000 RyanReynolds: no offense queen ily but you rant A LOT like i love you and you can talk to me anytime but like chill  PrincessBubblegum: i CANT be chill kaminari! i lost my earbuds! AirpodHater: oof thats rough  PrincessBubblegum: excuse me while i go cry in the corner  RyanReynolds: wait for it  PrincessBubblegum: oh wait, nevermind. I found them!  RyanReynolds: boom March-16-198:04 AMUnnamed Chat20 Members SoccerMom: Did anybody else hear that yell? ikazooku: okay good i’m not just hearing things again Kermit: Midoriya, what’s that supposed to mean? Do you internally hear screams? ikazooku: some things are left unanswered one-man-acapella-group: like tsu said, our class is full of cryptids but i hate it am-just-little-emo-birb: Get used to it. AirpodHater: i think that’s present mic RyanReynolds: present mic’s a cryptid? AirpodHater: no, the person who just screamed. nobody’s voice is that loud, he must’ve been using his quirk ouiouibitch: yahhh that’s him,,, i recognize my loud dad SoccerMom: He doesn’t use his quirk on campus? Perhaps he’s in trouble? RyanReynolds: i’ll ask shinsou if present mics okay am-just-little-emo-birb: How would Shinsou know? ikazooku: aizawa and present mic are practically his dads, most likely he’s with one of them AirpodHater: add him to the chat i gotta know what’s going on with loud dad ouiouibitch: i second that 
RyanReynolds added Insomniacat to Unnamed Chat
 PrincessBubblegum: holy fuck before we figure out what’s wrong with present mic i need to 
PrincessBubblegum changed the chat, Unnamed Chat to Class 1-AYYYY
 RyanReynolds: lemme just 
RyanReynolds changed the chat, Class 1-AYYYY TO class 1-gayyy
 PrincessBubblegum: valid. proceed. RyanReynolds: shinsouuuu RyanReynolds: hewwo hitoshi???? RyanReynolds: mister cat man, give me a cat RyanReynolds: make him the softest that i’ve ever pat RyanReynolds: i’m going to tell aizawa you dressed up as him for halloween Insomniacat: fuck you ikazooku: he has risen grapekoolaid: fellow purple boi?????? wanna??? join????? forces????????? Insomniacat: why is there a rat in the chat RyanReynolds: yes that’s icky grape gremlin. ignore him we haven’t gotten the exterminators to come yet we just have bakugou and mina feed him the respect wamen juice daily Insomniacat: ah.  Insomniacat: shut up little rat man  grapekoolaid: i???? didnt??? say???? anything??? Insomniacat: you were. I can tell. RyanReynolds: lmao king but anyway shinsou, is mic okay? Insomniacat: oh, yeah. there was just a roach in the teachers' offices hagakurethefriendlyghost: you've been in the teachers' offices owo  Insomniacat: no, but i was training with aizawa when he had to suddenly leave because mic had texted him, asking him to kill the roach Insomniacat: he came back saying it was a lil baby roach  Insomniacat: much like mineta  PrincessBubblegum: in which shinsou is a king and mic is a mood March-16-192:54 PMclass 1-gayyy21 Members monky: do you guys want to join my minecraft server?????  monky: shit wrong group chat hagakurethefriendlyghost: OJIRO!! WERE YOU USING IMPROPER CAPITALIZATION AND GRAMMAR??? monky: N-no? DwayneJohnson: can i join your minecraft server ojiro?? monky: hhhhhh hagakurethefriendlyghost: what group chat was that for? monky: Can’t tell. DisneyPrincess: it wasn’t the group chat with me, satou, shouji, and tokoyami who play minecraft weekly as well as dnd ;))) am-just-little-emo-birb: I hate this fucking family. LetsGetThisBread: Kouda why? DisneyPrincess: Щ(･｀ω´･Щ) one-man-acapella-group: some people like to watch the world burn monky: kouda what the fuck DisneyPrincess: who’s kouda???? never heard of him???????? Defying-Uravity: oh no. suddenly kouda is my favorite person here Kermit: Excuse me? ikazooku: uraraka…… Rocketman: I am what the kids call “triggered”. AfricaByTotoroki: Top 10 Anime Betrayals monky: KIRISHIMA monky: PLEASE EXIT MY MINECRAFT SERVER DwayneJohnson: SORRY I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THE DIAMONDS IM STEALING monky: i hate this school bakuno: then leave. monky: well shit man ducktape: bakugou: if you fucking breathe in kirishima’s direction i will destroy you RyanReynolds: literally the only times bakugou has come on to the chat is to either be mean to one of us or to protect kirishima  bakuno: fuck you  March-16-195:57 PMclass 1-gayyy21 Members PrincessBubblegum: lmao fml ikazooku: biggie mood PrincessBubblegum: mido can i rant to you the bakusquad ain’t answering my texts PrincessBubblegum: those bitches ikazooku: yeah sure PrincessBubblegum: i’m supposed to be taking notes for the test on tuesday but i’m on instagram instead ikazooku: ah PrincessBubblegum: yeah and like i’m looking at people’s aesthetic ass looking notes and i’m like PrincessBubblegum: what the frick frack snick snack knick knack paddy whack ikazooku: my notes are a,,,,, mess as well PrincessBubblegum: they are NOT!!! shut up!!! ikazooku: can’t hear you over my self deprecating thoughts Defying-Uravity: hewwo this is the deku pwotection powice pwease stop undew the name of the waw òwó Kermit: Roll out everybody Rocketman: Let’s go lesbians, let’s go Insomniacat: stop treating yourself like shit midoriya AfricaByTotoroki: Izuku put your hands up you’re under arrest for violation against yourself PrincessBubblegum: god i wish i had friends like that PrincessBubblegum: @kaminari @sero @kirishima @bakugou Defying-Uravity: omg honey i’ll be your new best friend PrincessBubblegum: ilysm uraraka Kermit: wlw solidarity PrincessBubblegum: yessss AirpodHater: i heard you guys being lesbians and- SoccerMom: Did somebody say lesbians? Rocketman: As I said, “Let’s go lesbians, let’s go.” ikazooku: SKDOWPlspkk0/02”¥¥kkalaoal PrincessBubblegum: lmao same Rocketman: Midoriya? AfricaByTotoroki: I’m tickling Izuku until he stops making self deprecating comments. Defying-Uravity: my man todoroki taking his job as deku protection police officer very seriously Defying-Uravity: also love how todoroki knows where deku is ticklish SoccerMom: My friends are all helpless pining gays. AirpodHater: KSLSPSLSLSLK OH Kermit: wlw and mlm solidarity DwayneJohnson: mhmm PrincessBubblegum: NOW YOU ANSWER DwayneJohnson: R-REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!! PrincessBubblegum: i woNT HESITATE BITCH

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March-19-197:13 AMclass 1-gayyy21 Members RyanReynolds: nobody texted in the gc yesterday,,, my saddest yeehaw Rocketman: What does a sad yeehaw sound like? RyanReynolds: whatever this picture sounds like

PrincessBubblegum: what does a sad yeehaw taste like? RyanReynolds: poptarts PrincessBubblegum: the unfrosted ones?? RyanReynolds: yes Defying-Uravity: lmao eww i need to thrive off of sugar PrincessBubblegum: uraraka: thriving off of 5 cupcakes Rocketman: Whenever we go to Starbucks, Ochako always orders extra whipped cream and several packets of sugar and I hardly think that’s necessary Defying-Uravity: IIDA! IM TREATING MYSELF SHUT UP P bakuno: that explains so much Defying-Uravity: what the fuck is that supposed to mean bitch ikazooku: i aspire to be as brave as uraraka bakuno: you know what that means round face Defying-Uravity: oH yEaH??? say that to my face asshat ikazooku: beaver than any soldier ikazooku: frick **braver RyanReynolds: beaver PrincessBubblegum: beaver ikazooku: nooOOOO Defying-Uravity: i am beaver ikazooku: let me live  ducktape: i googled god is a beaver and this is what showed up

Defying-Uravity: hell yeah  RyanReynolds: RT if canada PrincessBubblegum: RT  ducktape: RT  Defying-Uravity: RT  Rocketman: RT March-19-193:07 PMclass 1-gayyy21 Members RyanReynolds: did that really just happen RyanReynolds: like was that real? ouiouibitch: loud dad,,,,,,, he,,,, Rocketman: I still do not understand what was so funny about the songs that Present Mic played. Insomniacat: can i have some context please? RyanReynolds: anything for you uwu. RyanReynolds: we were working on an essay in present mic’s RyanReynolds: and he played us music PrincessBubblegum: it was “supposed to help us focus” AirpodHater: it only traumatized me RyanReynolds: speak for yourself hater :(( Insomniacat: okay get on with the story  RyanReynolds: wait im giving context  RyanReynolds: so anyway he usually plays whatever's on the radio and usually points out bad radio broadcasting  RyanReynolds: but today he played a playlist called "tik tok songs" Insomniacat: what the fuck  AirpodHater: ^^ my initial reaction  PrincessBubblegum: even mia khalifa  ducktape:  even mia khalifa  ouiouibitch: the first song monsieur mic played was new soul by yael naim and kaminari screamed  Insomniacat: what the fuck   hagakurethefriendlyghost: its actually a pretty good song ngl  Insomniacat: i dont want to be in the hero department anymore  ikazooku: lmao rip  March-19-196:50 PMclass 1-gayyy21 Members Insomniacat: rest of the izucrew: talking about feelings and mental illnessuraraka: laughing about a fish commercial one-man-acapella: what is the context behind this Insomnicat: you get no context one-man-acapella: OP WHAT DOES THIS MEAN Defying-Uravity: i can defend myself.  one-man-acapella: please do.  Defying-Uravity: we were in iida's room and deku was mentally tired and burnt out and we were all having a heartfelt conversation but the TV was still playing and the fish commercial was really funny  Insomniacat: it really wasnt  Defying-Uravity: okay screw you  PrincessBubblegum: god i wish the bakusquad would let me talk about my feelings like that  DwayneJohnson: skskkddks bakusquad who? i dont know her  am-just-little-emo-birb: I'm sorry, who came up with "izucrew" and "bakusquad"? I just want to talk. RyanReynolds: not me and uraraka  Defying-Uravity: fucking hell kaminari  DwayneJohnson: fookin hell cominari  Insomniacat: what the fuck  am-just-little-emo-birb: At this point, same.  PrincessBubblegum: bloody 'ell, danki  RyanReynolds: danki cominari  Kermit: An olive tree branch between the izucrew and the bakusquad, may I suggest donkey calamari  AfricaByTotoroki: Shrek voice: Donkeh  Insomniacat: oh no the only sane ones besides iida  DwayneJohnson: todoroki memeing is what i needed to die peacefully  RyanReynolds: DONKEH CALAMARI  March-20-1911:58 PMclass 1-gayyy21 Members RyanReynolds: mental stability, mental stability. wherefore art thou mental stability? DisneyPrincess: lmao me too bitch  RyanReynolds: k o u d a ? DisneyPrincess: ya yeet motherfucker you have a fucking problem with this bad bitch huh? RyanReynolds:  i didn't know there was this side to you kouda DisneyPrincess: nobody will believe you  
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 March-21-196:51 AMclass 1-gayyy21 Members bakuno: can somebody fucking answer y’all are the worst RyanReynolds: owo what’s this bakuno: shit wrong group chat ducktape: dude this has happened 2 times in this group chat because of midoriya and ojiro already you’d think he’d learn bakuno: fuck shut your up Defying-Uravity: it’s been confirmed!! bakugou says y’all hagakurethefriendlyghost: i’m living in a fever dream PrincessBubblegum: bakugou to kirishima: wehaw are meant to behaw DwayneJohnson: y-yeehaw AfricaByTotoroki: Was this for, The Group Chat™? RyanReynolds: oWO WHATS THIS Defying-Uravity: HOLY SHIT PLOT TWIST hagakurethefriendlyghost: tODOROKI IS IN ON THIS PrincessBubblegum: todoroki: *hacker voice* i’m in Rocketman: I’m curious about why this group chat is so special it needs to be trademarked ducktape: who’s in that group chat that bakugou openly says y’all Defying-Uravity: todoroki i’m holding deku at gunpoint tell us coward ikazooku: oh no 
AfricaByTotoroki added hurricanekatrina and hurricanetortilla to the group chat
 bakuno: what the fuck todoroki hurricanekatrina: what the fuck richard hurricanetortilla: owo is this UA’s group chat? RyanReynolds: ÒWÓ WHATS THIS??? Defying-Uravity: yes this is U.A.? what brings you here aliens? hurricantortilla: i have invaded the enemy  hurricankatrina: mission impossible music intensifies  ikazooku: who are you im calling my mom  AfricaByTotoroki: This is Bitch #1 and Bitch #2 hurricanetortilla: yee haw  bakuno: i want to fucking leave  ikazooku:  BUT WHO ARE YOU IM CALLING DAD MIGHT  hurricanekatrina: prepare for trouble  hurricantortilla: and make it double  hurricanekatrina: to protect the world from devestation  bakuno: you spelt devastation wrong  hurricanetortilla: to unite all people within our nation  hurricanekatrina: to denounce the evil of truth and evil  bakuno: "the evil of truth and evil" hurricanetortilla: to ascend our reach to the stars above  bakuno: it's extend you bitch  PrincessBubblegum: you know bakugou watched the pokemon anime as a kid what a hardcore fan  hurricanekatrina: camie  hurricanetortilla: inasa hurricanekatrina: team provisional license blasts off at the speed of light  hurricantortilla: surrender now or prepare to fight  AfricaByTotoroki: Todoroki, that's right.  Defying-Uravity: can we keep them bakugou  bakuno: fuck no  Defying-Uravity: screw you you're not my dad  hurricanekatrina: i like her  ikazooku: ohhh youre the shiketsu students? hurricanetortilla: yeppppp!!!!!!!!!!! Defying-Uravity: its been decided we're keeping them  bakuno: this isn't even a class group chat anymore. it's a "let's collect all of our mutuals" group chat and i hate it  Defying-Uravity: what a lovely idea  bakuno: wait no  
Defying-Uravity hanged the chat, class 1-gayyy to avengers assemble 
 bakuno: thanks i hate it  hurricanekatrina: too bad bitch we're staying  March-21-199:06 PM  avengers assemble23 Members Insomniacat: what the fuck? aizawa just texted me “please control class 1-A” what the hell is happening RyanReynolds: it’s honestly a long story hagakurethefriendlyghost; SKDKDKS OH MY GOD Kermit: Tell Aizawa we’re sorry. hurricanetortilla: i wanna know what happened!!! AfricaByTotoroki: Well, it started with us playing darts SoccerMom: Courtesy of me AirpodHater: courtesy of momo one-man-acapella-group: we were just singing along to queen. it was good. DwayneJohnson: GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO bakuno: and then a certain motherfucker RyanReynolds: i am motherfucker bakuno: started blasting minecraft parodies Insomniacat: what. RyanReynolds: don’t mine at night PrincessBubblegum: shut up and mine with me ducktape: miiiiine diiiiiiiamonds hurricanekatrina: i fucking love this story already ikazooku: i feel like i should note, iida is sleeping through all of this Defying-Uravity: yeah yeah yeah but if that wasn’t chaotic already the absolute madman, kaminari, decides it’s a good idea to try and fit himself in a tiny basket Insomniacat: denki,,, RyanReynolds: it seemed like a good idea AirpodHater: we have different perspectives of “good idea” Defying-Uravity: everybody is screaming, babies are crying, kaminari is stuck RyanReynolds: i thought i’d be stuck in that basket for the rest of my life DwayneJohnson: we were all laughing which made him start laughing and he was trying to hold his stomach while laughing but he couldn’t because he was stuck RyanReynolds: regretti Insomniacat: I- hurricanekatrina: holy fuck hurricanetortilla: sounds fun!! class bonding!!  monky: but then to make matters worse Insomniacat: of course there’s more. monky: hagakure plays a minecraft parody of thank you next and it was horrendous hagakurethefriendlyghost: excuse you i thought it was really good hagakurethefriendlyghost: https://youtu.be/RPUYYKsupPk  Insomniacat: what the fuck hurricanekatrina: im saving this to my playlist  ouiouibitch: at this point sir kaminari is wheezing on the floor, behind in a basket RyanReynolds: BEHIND IN A BASKET ouiouibitch: would you rather me say your ass in a bassket Let’sGetThisBread: I legitimately thought Kaminari was going to die he was out of breath and was yelling “I CANT BREATHE I CANT BREATHE” Kermit: To which everybody started screaming ikazooku: KEEP IN MIND IIDA IS SLEEPING THROUGH ALL OF THIS hurricanetortilla: camie we need to visit U.A. students some time soon i need to be in on this bakuno: oh god we don’t need more annoying extras in this class hurricanekatrina: bakugou you love us stfu bakuno: you all are idiots DwayneJohnson: but we're your idiots  bakuno: fucking hell March-23-198:38 AMavengers assemble23 Members AfricaByTotoroki: Nobody texted in the group chat yesterday again. PrincessBubblegum: no offense todoroki but you don’t even text in the group chat most of the time so- AfricaByTotoroki: Yes. But this group chat provides me with entertainment. RyanReynolds: lmao sorry jirou was moping yesterday in my room AirpodHater: SKDKDKDKDK PrincessBubblegum: why? RyanReynolds: magical cat radio PrincessBubblegum: ohhhhhh AfricaByTotoroki: ???? ouiouibitch: My goodness. This is why I never text because when I do check my phone it’s shit like this~~ am-just-little-emo-birb: Goddammit.  PrincessBubblegum: first letter of each word AfricaByTotoroki: MCR?? AfricaByTotoroki: Ohhhh. AfricaByTotoroki: But why yesterday?? AfricaByTotoroki: Ohhh nvm. Defying-Uravity: bakugou an ex middle-school emo: goddamnit todoroki ur so fuckign dumb ikazooku: how did you know he was a middle school emo Defying-Uravity: best friend hunch, why was he? ikazooku: i cannot confirm or deny bakuno: first off, we’re not fucking best friends Defying-Uravity: Keep Telling That To Yourself. You Love Me. bakuno: eww. Defying-Uravity: if you dont love all of us why do you keep coming back to this group chat you havent tried to leave  PrincessBubblegum: tsundere  RyanReynolds: bakagou  AfricaByTotoroki: idiotgou  bakuno: i hate this fucking class March-23-191:40 PMavengers assemble23 Members DisneyPrincess: happy national puppy day!!

hagakurethefriendlyghost: my feed: blessed hurricanetortilla: IM CRYING IM SOFT ikazooku: happy puppy day!! monky: Coincidence. It’s my dog’s (technically my mom’s dog) birthday. hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my godddd happy birthday ojiro’s mom's pupperoni!!! <333 ikazooku: i don’t mean to ruin this soft moment but like mirio looks like he’s about to cry. i’m crying. shinsou looks so h*cking proud. mic is yelling. aizawa is trying to find a new family. hagakurethefriendlyghost: OMG CONTEXT PLEASE!!! ikazooku: we took eri to her first swim lesson ikazooku: [proud-family-png] RyanReynolds: SKKDKDKS TO QUOTE INASA “IM CRYING IM SOFT” HITOSHIIII OH MY GODDDD Insomniacat: shut up she's the best in her class let me be proud of her  ikazooku: she almost drowned  Insomniacat: it's the attitude that matter  Insomniacat: plus i know. aizawa started screaming at the teachers and the lifeguard hagakurethefriendlyghost: pure family dynamic 
 
Kermit: Is Eri okay? ikazooku: she's more than fine! she's having lots of fun ikazooku: also mirio says hello  Defying-Uravity: add him to the chat coward  hagakurethefriendlyghost: one of us  DwayneJohnson: ohhh and i can add amajiki too!  Kermit: And Nejire!  ikazooku: one day. im still getting used to having camie and inasa around  hurricanekatrina: :) hurricanetortilla: :)March-23-197:27 PMavengers assemble23 Members Defying-Uravity: tsu oh my god 
hurricanetortilla: 👀 
 
hurricankatrina: 👀 
 hagakurethefriendlyghost: the two shiketsu students just getting the tea on U.A. is a mood Defying-Uravity: no nothing like that. i was just eating dumplings in my room and she walked by and asked for one and while standing in the doorway she just,,,,, tongue  Kermit: Slurp.  AfricaByTotoroki: Snatch.  Defying-Uravity: people call me the weird one in the izucrew  Rocketman: Because you are.  Defying-Uravity: IIDA?? Rocketman: I was never here.  Insomniacat: what the fuck?  
chapter 2 1/2 (manga spoilers)
 Uncovered Hidden Files  
Private Chat Logs Opened 
 March-24-197:16 PM 👌 👈 6 Members thottie: shigaraki: hey how much money do you have?me: uh 69 centsshigaraki: oh you know what that means me: i dont have enough money for chicken nuggets  crustybitch: i hate everybody here  MagicMan: everything is so fucking dysfunctional without kurogiri  thottie: nobody: shigaraki: i miss kurogiri 😩😩😩 crustybitch: im going to find new people to hang out with  flaminghotcheetos: don't you fucking leave us like this  thottie: we're a hot mess and its an aesthetic i just wish we could go to mcdonalds  am-just-a-little-creacher: dude we're wanted criminals and broke thottie: mcfuckyou  deadpool: i want to mcdie  flaminghotcheetos: mcsame  MagicMan: villain solidarity  thottie: helll yeahhhhh  am-just-a-little-creacher: its not just a league. its an idea  flaminghotcheetos: how dare you make a my chemical romance reference  thottie: lmao of course he would recognize it  crustybitch: yall are so fucking emo i hate  flaminghotcheetos: look whos talking bitch

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lmao a date i dunno man

4:20 AM

avongers ASSemble

69 members 
AfricaByTotoroki: Guys, I have an important announcement  Defying-Uravity: OH M Y GOD TODOROKI SHU TU P YOU R E SO ANN O YIN G NO BO DY CA RES A BO UT YO UR D A DD Y IS SUE S RyanReynolds: do you think todoroki has a daddy kink  SoccerMom: wHy WoUld You SaY ThAt?? AfricaByTotoroki: Actually I'm pregnant  PrincessBubblegum: pregananant  AfricaByTotoroki: It's All For One's child.  Insomniacat: what the fuck  Kermit: Excuse me no smexy times before marriage  Rocketman: No kissing before marriage  SoccerMom: No hand holding before marriage  am-just-little-emo-birb: No eye contact before marriage  ducktape: no existing before marriage  AfricaByTotoroki: whoops  ikazooku: todoroki how could you have done this  ikazooku: i am disgusted i am revolted i dedicate my life to my savior jesus christ  Defying-Uravity: can you name the child after me  AfricaByTotoroki: sure but bakugou is the godfather  bakuno: throws the baby into the oven  AfricaByTotoroki: NO  ducktape: yummy baked babies  Let's-Get-This-Bread: i approve  grapekoolaid: guys guess what i became the president of america  AirpodHater: okay goodbye get out of this country then  grapekoolaid: im going to make to a good president  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i dont know whos worse donald trump or mineta  hurricanekatrina: both are easily killable  hurricanetortilla: you make a good point  hurricanetortilla: oh yeah i forgot to tell you but me and bakugou are getting married  SoccerMom: uhh actually its bakugou and i  DwayneJohnson: can i be the flower girl  hurricanetortilla: of course  DisneyPrincess: this AU is a mess  
Would you like to erase this universe completely, Kouda?

<Thanos Snap> Nah, Keep It

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March-25-197:07 AMavengers assemble23 Members ouiouibitch: what the fuck bitch why the fuck aren’t you answering in my private messages fucking square up you little shit am-just-little-emo-birb: ??? monky: SKDKDKDK SORRY I WAS BUSY ouiouibitch: YEAH SURE AND IM STRAIGHT ARE WE JUST TELLING LIES HERE Kermit: I- Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I’m terrified of all of you. monky: PLEASE AOYAMA LETS TAKE THIS TO PMS ouiouibitch: NO I AM GOING TO RIDICULE YOU IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE CLASS YOU LYING SNAKE one-man-acapella: oof am-just-little-emo-birb: What the fuck’ve monky: AOYAMA PLEASE LETS BE MATURE ABOUT THIS Defying-Uravity: lmao tea ouiouibitch: NO ouiouibitch: I WILL EXPOSE YOU FOR ouiouibitch: STEALING MY CROISSANTS   Kermit: what Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Aoyama, I could always make you more croissants ouiouibitch: but but but ouiouibitch: they were MY croissants Defying-Uravity: ojiro, stealing aoyama’s croissants: stoooop i could’ve dropped my croissant monky: how could you expose me like this aoyama ouiouibitch: justice needed to be served one-man-acapella: remind me never to take aoyama's croissants Defying-Uravity: mess with the croissant and aoyama will attack you with the force of the full french army Kermit: I think we all learned a valuable lesson here. ouiouibitch: dont fuckin mess with me ya hoes March-25-196:46 PMavengers assemble23 Members PrincessBubblegum: get in losers we’re going to watch carol danvers kick some ass hurricanekatrina: whaaat???? i wanna come!!! hagakurethefriendlyghost: SORRY!! maybe next time camie! momo already bought tickets online hurricanekatrina: ah that’s too bad, who’s going? Kermit: All of the girls in class 1-A, Midoriya, Todoroki, Shinsou, and Kirishima RyanReynolds: all 10 of you walking into the theater: what’s up losers i’m here to see brie larson kick ass hurricnekatrina: you guys gotta invite me next time!! i love american movies Let's-Get-This-Bread: Isn't Captain Marvel based on a hero from America? SoccerMom: I can ask Pony from Class 1-B. Insomniacat: im pretty sure like how all of the top heroes in japan got their own movies ikazooku: yeah but most of the movies are just made-up backstories and exaggerated events  Defying-Uravity: yeah of course the movies are fake. its fictional. you gotta watch the documentaries hurricanetortilla: lmao yeah the movies are so fake. they make endeavor seem like a good person hurricanetortilla: no offense todoroki AfricaByTotoroki: Why would I take offense to that? I agree. His whole past is incorrect in the movies. AfricaByTotoroki: He just wanted to hide his shitty relationship with my mother and his kids. DwayneJohnson: holy fuck todo, are you okay? AfricaByTotoroki: No, not really. Defying-Uravity: yo, todo you better come to the car. dekus gonna give you the biggest of hugs Defying-Uravity: anyway we're about to go to 7-11 right now to pick up snacks to smuggle in. text you guys later Rocketman: Have a good time! March-25-1911:03 PMavengers assemble23 Members Rocketman: How was the movie everybody? I hope you all are ready for bed at this time. Defying-Uravity: sorry too busy screaming about carol Rocketman: Yes, I’m aware Uraraka. You’ve been texting in the Izucrew group chat for an hour. Are you aware that I’m the only person in the chat who did not come with you to see the movie? Defying-Uravity: ooop!! sorry iida!!! do you want me to text in a private group chat? Rocketman: No, it’s fine. Just no spoilers. hagakurethefriendlyghost: well i found the movie fucking hilarious PrincessBubblegum: Cat the Goose one-man-acapella: as iida said please no spoilers PrincessBubblegum: alrighty one-man-acapella: oh!! also tokoyami!! you’re usually more active in gc than in private texts, can you drop off my sweater? am-just-a-little-emo-birb: No. It’s mine now. Warm and Comfy PrincessBubblegum: lol that’s gay one-man-acapella: no u Kermit: Shouji you’re so powerful am-just-a-little-emo-birb: Changing the subject, Hagakure, Ojiro is asking if you have the popcorn he wanted hagakurethefriendlyghost: yep!! i do!!! i’ll drop it off dw monky: thank you ouiouibitch: first stealing my croissants and then begging for popcorn. nasty. monky: HHHH Insomniacat: it always comes back to the croissants ouiouibitch: it’s the croissant curse monky: let me be free ouiouibitch: never. you serve me for all eternity March-26-1910:08 PMavengers assemble23 Members Rocketman: I hope everybody did their homework unlike Uraraka who just came in my room at 10 PM hurricanetortilla: i accidently thought this was from the shiketsu gc and i freaked out because i thought we had hw Kermit: You can send Ochako to my room. I can help her. Rocketman: okay begone uraraka Defying-Uravity: wot RyanReynolds: we had homework???? DwayneJohnson: i can hear iida facepalming Rocketman: We! Had! No! School! Today! You! Could’ve! Done! It! All! Day! RyanReynolds: sorry mr sonic Defying-Uravity: *iida voice* please mr sonic was my brother, call me sanic RyanReynolds: iida can you make your catchphrase gotta go fast Kermit: But then he would be copyrighted by SEGA DwayneJohnson: something personal then hurricanetortilla: leggy so fast could scramble an egg Defying-Uravity: iida you gotta change your user now RyanReynolds: he’s not going to 
Rocketman changed his username to LeggyForEggy
 RyanReynolds: i stand corrected LeggyForEggy: Don't test me Kaminari RyanReynolds: im sorry for ever doubting you Defying-Uravity: yeah iida is more than the uptight class president hurricanetortilla: character development Kermit: No, he didn't change. He has a soft side for bad jokes. You should see the Izucrew group chat. Defying-Uravity: he has two sides. class president and cool dad RyanReynolds: ive been blessed by seeing cool dad iida with my two eyes LeggyForEggy: Okay, Kaminari, go do your homework RyanReynolds: ah here is class president iida LeggyForEggy: You all suck. Do your homework. Stay in school. March-27-196:56 AMavengers assemble23 Members one-man-acapella: whats up GAYS one-man-acapella: it’s your boi, octonaut one-man-acapella: now tell me g g g ays whos the #hottest in the class one-man-acapella: asking for a friend RyanReynolds: s s shouji? Insomniacat: who took shouji’s phone? one-man-acapella: not hagakure one-man-acapella: plus you didn’t answer my question 
one-man-acapella changed their name to gayhunkoctopus
 gayhunkoctopus: can you educate somebody who’s totally not a lowly hetero like hagakure Insomniacat: anybody besides kaminari RyanReynolds: SHINSOU !!! ducktape: oof Defying-Uravity: deku, wanna answer the question? it may be somebody whos actually on fire ikazooku: why are you dragging me into this Defying-Uravity: oh u know why ;))) ikazooku: mom pick me up the kids are bullying me Kermit: When you said "somebody whos actually on fire", I thought you meant Bakugou and I screamed Defying-Uravity: NO ikazooku: spare me of this bakuno: ew get this shit away from me AfricaByTotoroki: What does this mean? Defying-Uravity: OOF ABORT MISSION TSU FLY THE COOP Kermit: Am frog, not chimkin :))) Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Hi borrowing Satou’s phone. Hagakure give me back my phone gayhunkoctopus: OH FUCK URA LET ME ABORT WITH YOU AfricaByTotoroki: Was that loud thump you guys? Defying-Uravity: HAGAKURE NOOOO Kermit: A fallen soldier gayhunkoctopus: i got back my phone AirpodHater: yall are fucking insane PrincessBubblegum: jirou would you like to answer hagakure's pending question AirpodHater: uhh no thanks. PrincessBubblegum: i could always state my theory on who the person may be AirpodHater: uHh nO ThAnkS yAlL ArE FuCkiNg InSaNe March-27-195:48 PMthe kardashian family4 members AfricaByTotoroki: fuck bakuno: watch your fucking language bitch. im this close to snapping your neck hurricanekatrina: bakugou: im this close to snapping your neck hurricanetortilla: yes shouto honey whats wrong dear. mommys here. AfricaByTotoroki: im so gay hhhhh hurricanekatrina: yah we already knew that bitch hurricanetortilla: she told me when we were going back to shiketsu after our first class with you guys, "that cruella de vil dude is a big gay twunk" and i was like "sksksksksk what the fuck" bakuno: youve already come out to this chat several times dumbass AfricaByTotoroki: izuku AfricaByTotoroki: i AfricaByTotoroki: holy fuck kkk bakuno: this is gross im leaving hurricanetortilla: no bakugou you gotta support your brother. or else ur grounded. im taking away your xbox   hurricanekatrina: yeah and our manly hunting trip is canceled or whatever fathers do with their kids AfricaByTotoroki: i wouldnt know hurricanekatrina: goddammit son stop being so depressing in the chili's 2nite bakuno: *todoroki voice* omg i stayed up late last night mentally counting fucking dekus freckles hehehe~~ AfricaByTotoroki: skskfkkf kfucking st o p pp hurricanetortilla: do you guys text like this with the U.A. students? hurricanekatrina: lmao yeah bakugou never makes jokes like that one and he just yells all the time and todorokis so fucking proper its hilarious AfricaByTotoroki: i have a reputation. i dont even text like this in the izucrew gc hurricanetortilla: how dare you hide such an important detail from ur future husbando hurricanekatrina: lmao yeah your mother and i are very disappointed in you bakuno: i hate this fucking family March-28-197:20 AMavengers assemble23 Members grapekoolaid: hey you guys wanna see something cool ;)))) Insomniacat: we have to do something about this pest infestation SoccerMom: Don't worry, I watched a youtube tutorial and learned how to do this. 
SoccerMom took away grapekoolaid's privileges and turned on Baby Controls
 
Would you like to send the baby to their crib?

<Yes> No

The Baby was sent to their crib for 20 minutes.
 SoccerMom:  Isn't it great? Insomniacat: this is fucking fantastic SoccerMom: I would kick him entirely from the chat but he would go straight to complaining to Nezu that we're "bullying" him so I need to talk to Nezu before I can kick him off Insomniacat: bless  March-28-192:43 PMavengers assemble22 Members1 Grape Baby PrincessBubblegum: not to be dramatic but i would die for kendou SoccerMom: Who wouldn’t? hurricanetortilla: ohhhh isn’t that the hands girl in the other class?? PrincessBubblegum: yo how did you know that? hurricanetortilla: i keep up with hero news and U.A. is one of the most talked about hero schools PrincessBubblegum: oh yea that makes sense monky: i’m assuming you said that because you have a story to tell about kendou or is that just a daily reminder PrincessBubblegum: both tbh PrincessBubblegum: aizawa and blood king assigned her as my tutor and shes so fucking smart PrincessBubblegum: and like i actually understand what shes saying PrincessBubblegum: no offense momo but full offense to bakugou SoccerMom: I do have to admit, I am a bit confusing at times. bakuno: FUCK YOU! IF YOU DONT WANT ME TO TUTOR YOU THEN LEAVE ME ALONE PrincessBubblegum: ily bakugou no hetero bakuno: gross human affection get it away from me PrincessBubblegum: anyway can we uhhh add class 1b students to the chat? Defying-Uravity: lmao yeah. we did establish this was a mutuals collecting cult PrincessBubblegum: nice 
PrincessBubblegum added the-class-big-sister and iamnjustalittlecreacher to the group chat
 PrincessBubblegum: these are the only contacts i have if anybody has any more feel free to add 
DwayneJohnson added stronger!than!flextape! to the group chat
 
SoccerMom added SuperGlue and vineisdead to the group chat
 
ouiouibitch added meow to the group chat
 Defying-Uravity: lmao welcome to "we collect all of our hero wannabe mutuals and possibly more in the future" please state your identity stronger!than!flextape!: oh shit ive never been interrogated before im tetsutestu ducktape: i take personal offense to your username tbh stronger!than!flextape!: omg no i didnt mean to offend anybody 
stronger!than!flextape! changed their username to Mr.SteelYourGirl
 gayhunkoctopus: this adds another layer to this group chat iamnjustalittlecreacher: you know what also has layers vineisdead: If you say Shrek, Setsuna, I will slap you. iamnjustalittlecreacher: lmao nvm then iamnjustalittlecreacher: anyway yeah im setsuna  iamnjustalittlecreacher: aka lizard gorl  vineisdead: Anyway, if you haven't noticed I'm Shiozaki. PrincessBubblegum: gasp more queens hagakurethefriendlyghost: setsuna! your username is scarily close to tokoyamis am-just-a-little-emo-birb: Ah. I'll change it then. iamnjustalittlecreacher: ehh?? its okay 
am-just-a-little-emo-birb changed their username to EdgarAllenCrow
 iamnjustalittlecreacher: nevermind its perfect meow: ACTUALLY! edgar allen poe wrote a poem called "The Raven" so "crow" seems a little out of place SuperGlue: monoma chill dude its a fucking joke ducktape: monomas username is meow....... SuperGlue: yeah i chose it out because hes a copyCAT ducktape: thats actually genius the-class-big-sister: yes awase gets the well-deserved credit for the genius name PrincessBubblegum: the queen herself rises hi kendou the-class-big-sister: thanks for adding us to the chat ashido! PrincessBubblegum: np feel free to add anybody you'd like the-class-big-sister: will do in the future! bakuno: this is going to be a fucking nightmare Defying-Uravity: and youre going to sit and suffer through every moment of it bitch March-29-196:57 AMavengers assemble28 Members1 Grape Baby Kermit: I just caught Shinsou eating gummy frogs Kermit: I….. am offended gayhunkoctopus: oof Insomniacat: i don’t really have an excuse 
Alert: The Baby Is Coming Out Of The Crib!!
 grapekoolaid: mmm juicy frog legs grapekoolaid: insert leg emoji here grapekoolaid: just wanna lick them all over grapekoolaid: *chat log censored by Iida Coding™* 
p̶̱͇̻͗ȑ̸̺̱͆̽̎͐̄͝i̸̞̩̳̙̪͐̈́͠v̷̡̺̩̗͈͖̲̯̄͝a̷͍̭͊͌̔̽͌͑̓t̶͍̤̜̙̲͇̫͈̅̀̓̂̚ĕ̶̢͇͔̠͍̩̔ ̶̘̯̝̱̹́̅̽̚c̸̩̻̭͔͍̭̻̻̉̓̊̑̓ḩ̵̹̥͙̞̻̃͆̆̒̍ͅą̸̱̫͈͓͖̼͑̾̓͝t̵͇̆̂̀̃̕͝͝ ̷̢̰̲̭̥̖̎̎͊͆̒͘͜o̸̡̮͕͇̫͚͝p̶͙͖̼̤̉̍ê̵͚̤͍̝͉̝̻͜n̵͕̋̕e̸̞͆͗͠d̷͉͕̙̹̯̮̔̉̐̋
 DisneyPrincess: i̷̗̜̟̪̣̔̈́̂̆̅͒͜f̷̨̻̐͑͆͗͝ ̶̭͋̔ͅy̵̞͖̲̱͙̱̤̽̋̍̐̄̃͜͠ò̸̻̱̰͓̯̭̤̀ͅŭ̴̻̥͙͌̏̇͒̓̉̕͜ ̵̧̬̣̹͚̈͆͒̈́̂f̴̥̩̺ŭ̶͙̏́́̚c̵̱͕̲̙̫̩̐͜ͅk̵̹̺̈́́́̽͊͘̕į̸̥̂̃̄̚͘̕ǹ̴̼͐́͗̎̅̌̚g̸̨̨̬̤̱͒̊̈́̕ ̸̟͔͉̒̃̿̋̚s̶̼̅̒̒͂̕͠͝͠ả̷̡̨͙̰̭̭͇̄͝y̷̻̝͂̀̿̊͝ ̸̼̉̄ẗ̴͉͖́h̷̖̭̼̖̹̬͒͗ͅą̵̜̪̝̱͙́͗͋̄̒͜t̴̰̺̬̻̫̟̜̗̂̄̀̈́͆̕͝͝ ̵̧̛̥̳̱̪̳̤̃̽̓̕a̶̜̍̐̒̎͝g̵̝͆̍͘ä̴̢̜̣͎̗̟́̏̊̍̉̕͝ị̷̘͍͛n̶̯͖̮̼̼̖̜̈̉͌͆̉̇͠ ̶̝͖͔̖̏ͅi̷̙͑͛͛͛͛͝’̴̨̛̮̣̞̻̘́̔̄̏͑͝l̴̗̭̯̃͐̓̿͠l̶͕̲͓͔͙̯͗̎̇̚ ̸̥̼̳̺̀̏̓͂͑s̷̛̰̘͎͕̞͚̣n̴̗͚͍͈͌̈́͠ȃ̶̛̱͔͍͓̹̮̰̻͐͝p̶̨̲͈̝̬͉͕̭̒͆͊̊ ̵̡͓͇̟̖͓̯̊̿̀͆̽͂y̶̤̫̑͗̈͑̕̕͠o̵̢͍̔̇̌͝ü̵̺͝ŕ̵̨̬͉̘͎̹̺̦̒͊̔͑͝ ̴̨̛͕̭̝̼͈̌̈̓l̴͈̟͐̑͘͘ě̶̡͙̣͇̙͔͓̽g̷̝͓̺̺̠̓͗̿̉͠s̸̨̰͒̈̄̀̒ grapekoolaid: UHH KOUDA WHATS GOING ON DisneyPrincess: t̵̟͍̳̟̔̄̑̚h̷͙͚̱̻̬̲̝̦̅i̴̡̱͎̬̺̇̚s̵̡̱̦̼̽ ̵̼̼̽̋̽̓̈̕i̷̛̮̙̓̒͌̓͠ş̴̦͙̠̮͕̂̈́ ̵̜̰̻̫̤̔͛͐̆̽ͅy̶̝̘͊̈́͂͠ö̸̙̦̼̥́ͅu̵̢̹̮̱̿͜r̸̜̪̖̅͒̿ ̸̉̚ͅw̸͓̒̂̃̓̾̎̐a̵̙̔̍̈́̾̾͝r̵̭͔̞̅̾̇͌ͅṉ̵͕̬̲̹̯͖̀͊̄̐̔̈́͜i̵͇̭͕͎̐͝͠͝ṉ̷͗g̸̪̳̊̈́͝ 
p̴̰̐̃͊r̷̭̈́i̵͔̕v̸̝̘̏̓̒̏̔̽͝͠a̷͙͎͖̅̔̽̽͘͠ṱ̴̛̝̲͉͖͙͇̈́̍̀e̶̫̭͓̜͍̩͘ ̴̡̡̦̦̱͊̃c̸̤̖̏̏̏h̵̡̡̥̪̬̎̌̐̾̍̕͜a̷̘̹͇̻̍͗̔͗̅̕̕͝t̶̳͈̜̹͖͙̜̋̑̉͠ ̷̛͛̓̔͋̀͜c̴̻̾̄͜l̸̪͍̗̠̜̯̹̹̃̾̈́ō̶̡͚̮͎̃̎́͠s̵̛̩̦̙̤̙̞͒ȅ̵͓͉̽͝d̵͖͕̯̬̅̒
 grapekoolaid: OKAY IM GETTING OFF THE CHAT NOW 
Alert: The Baby Is Back Into The Crib!!
 Defying-Uravity: he has been defeated Lets-Get-This-Bread: We may have won the battle but we need to finish the war. Insomniacat: sharpen your knives kids RyanReynolds: let’s kill a little grape bitch Defying-Uravity: inspirational words Defying-Uravity: are you okay tsu? Kermit: Yeah. I just don’t like him SoccerMom: Nobody does. I’m talking to Aizawa about the issue. PrincessBubblegum: thank you momo!!! EdgarAllenCrow: Thank You. AirpodHater: thanks momo RyanReynolds: doing the lords work AirpodHater: indeed March-29-192:42 PMavengers assemble28 Members1 Grape Baby RyanReynolds: nobody:ashido: did you know that lion king is the best disney movie ever Rocketman: Is this going off of the debate in class? ouiouibitches: and i still disagree~~~ how can you say that when beauty and the beast exists??? PrincessBubblegum: YOU ONLY SAY THAT BECAUSE YOURE A FRENCH FANATIC PrincessBubblegum: ALSO WE ALL KNOW THAT MULAN IS THE BEST DISNEY PRINCESS SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES ikazooku: oh boy SuperGlue: uhhhh i’m scared to ask what happened in class 1A ikazooku: please don’t bring the war into this clean chat AfricaByTotoroki: Was this chat ever clean in the first place?? ikazooku: true hurricanetortilla: wait!!! i left the shiketsu chat for this!!!! am big disney fan!!! i want in on conversation!!!! hurricanekatrina: you traitor hurricanekatrina: but also like same,,, tea. PrincessBubblegum: okayokayokay so it started when we were in mic’s class and we were having a discussion on american movies and he was all like “did you know the person who playeed darth vader also voiced mufasa” and todoroki just goes “mufasa?” PrincessBubblegum: and so i was like “yknow lion king? greatest disney movie of all time?” and he said that he wasn’t raised with watching any disney movies which was all okay. i could always show it to him later but aoyama says “i couldn’t finish watching the lion king i got bored” RyanReynolds: to which ashido loses her shit Lets-Get-This-Bread: chaos ensues hurricanetortilla: WOAH IVE WATCHED THE LION KING 7 TIMES AND CRIED EVERY SINGLE TIME hurricanekatrina: i can vouch. one of those times was at shiketsu and he bawled hurricanekatrina: but i also have to say that jasmine was the best disney princess, change my mind PrincessBubblegum: opinion is valid. all disney princesses are good but like lion king is on the next level AirpodHater: the lion king is good but its overrated PrincessBubblegum: jirou...... meow: it was an okay movie. im more of a pixar fan myself the-class-big-sister: can confirm. last week, monoma held a pixar marathon in our dorm building meow: because i have taste PrincessBubblegum: im leaving you all PrincessBubblegum: blocked bakuno: when i said the other big group chat is going to be a CATastrophe i wasnt LION bakuno: fuck wrong group chat hurricanekatrina: it was supposed to go to the kardashian family sorry yall RyanReynolds: SKDKKS BAKUGOU MAKING PUNS SuperGlue: what the hell is going on LeggyForEggy: Welcome to this group chat of a mess Awase  monky: this gc will drive you crazy meow: my guess is that it eventually will in two days RyanReynolds: tune in to find out folks March-29-1910:19 PMavengers assemble28 Members1 Grape Baby Kermit: Sorry, but who’s blasting american alternative music at 10? DisneyPrincess: Yes, I would like to know as well, my bunny cannot sleep. hurricanekatrina: oooh U.A. what artist? DwayneJohnson: we’re. baking. gayhunkoctopus: who’s “we’re”? if it’s the bakusquad then the dorms are gonna burn down DwayneJohnson: it’s the bakusquad hurricanekatrina: lmao i’ll attend y’all’s funeral Kermit: Do you guys need to play music at 10 PM to do so? AirpodHater: yes hurricanekatrina: music gorl!!! what artist!!! AirpodHater: a little bit of every popular alternative american band. but a lot of paramore and panic! at the disco hurricanekatrina: what a shame the poor grooms bride is a hurricanekatrina: boar 
DisneyPrincess:

vineisdead: Huh. The groom's bride IS a boar. EdgarAllenCrow: Pierce the Veil AirpodHater: that AirpodHater: that was kinda smart AfricaByTotoroki: Is that another American alternative band? bakuno: well its more rock Defying-Uravity: of course you would know all about it bakuno: FUCKING SHUT UP YOU BOAR Defying-Uravity: SKDSKKSK EXCUSE ME YOUNG MAN DisneyPrincess: pig uraraka be like

Defying-Uravity: its time to try defying gravity vineisdead: WHERE ARE YOU GETTING THESE PICTURES monky: i have no idea where he gets it from hes a mystery to me gayhunkoctopus: second class cryptid to aizawa DisneyPrincess: :)) March-30-1912:59 PMavengers assemble28 Members1 Grape Baby the-class-big-sister: has anybody seen monoma? 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:

Let's-Get-This-Bread: Oh no, your rat escaped. I wish our rat would escape SuperGlue: r u talking about grape baby Let's-Get-This-Bread: Yes, he's the only rat in the class. SuperGlue: also is monoma's dream really to see one direction? ouiouibitch: yes, he hides a poster of harry styles in his closet PrincessBubblegum: well he should come out of the closet about that PrincessBubblegum: ahaaaaa get it?? EdgarAllenCrow: That was terrible. ouiouibitch: i do have to agree that was really bad the-class-big-sister: i found it funny ashido Mr.SteelYourGirl: me too! PrincessBubblegum: friendship ended with class 1a now class 1b is my best friend RyanReynolds: wow i was about to say that i found it funny but nvm i see how you really feel about me PrincessBubblegum: no! kaminari i would never betray you! RyanReynolds: i see how it is RyanReynolds: i thought you were bae RyanReynolds: turns out ur just fam PrincessBubblegum: im filing the divorce papers PrincessBubblegum: and im taking the kids with me PrincessBubblegum: lets go kiri and sero we dont need him RyanReynolds: karen dont leave me PrincessBubblegum: dont talk to me you low earth scum hurricanekatrina: yall deserve an oscar that was great PrincessBubblegum:  omg thanks queen DwayneJohnson: im going to need therapy from this im traumatized DwayneJohnson: (did i spell that correctly) bakuno: yes DwayneJohnson: (oh thank god) Kermit: I don't mean to ruin this emotional moment but is Monoma still missing? the-class-big-sister: oh we found him the-class-big-sister: he was getting something from the cafeteria and stopped by blood king's AfricaByTotoroki: Looking for food, like a rat. hurricanetortilla: oh my god todoroki ur so smart :0000 AfricaByTotoroki: Thanks, I know. hurricanetortilla: AND MODEST TOO Kermit: I'm glad you guys found your rat. Would you like ours we don't want him anymore. the-class-big-sister: sorry no thanks Kermit: Darn. RyanReynolds: let tsu say damn Kermit: No, you heathen RyanReynolds: he c k meow: DID DI D DID ASHIDO SAY PREVIOUSLY THAT CLASS 1B WAS SUPERIOR TO CLASS 1A MY EVIDENCE BEING "friendship ended with class 1a now class 1b is my best friend" PrincessBubblegum: im leaving i need a nap the-class-big-sister: thats probably for the better

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April-2-19

6:55 AM

avengers assemble

28 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
hurricanetortilla:
TODAY A SHIKETSU KID WENT UP TO ME AND HE WAS LIKE “I HEARD YOURE CLOSE WITH U.A. WHICH U.A. STUDENT IS THE GAYEST?”
 
hurricanetortilla:
AND LIKE IM P SURE THE GUY WAS HELLA STRAIGHT SO IM LIKE WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING
 
hurricanetortilla:
but anyway who’s alpha gay i’m curious as well
 
Kermit:
I mean, you can tell the student that for a while the group chat name was “1-gayyy” and i think that says a lot
 
DwayneJohnson:
it’s me i’m alpha gay everybody fight me
 
Kermit:
Kirishima is heavy gay
 Mr.SteelYourGirl: he has chronic heavy gay disease  
DwayneJohnson:
there’s no cure
 
Insomniacat:
a lot of us are heavy gay but i’m too lazy to claim the title of alpha gay
 
Insomniacat:
also shocking discovery: going off the original gc name of “1-gayyy” if every a=gay then our school name would be “U.Gayy.”
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
holy fuck that explains so much
 
Defying-Uravity:
yeah guys my friend is a philosopher he’s much better than you
 
Insomniacat:
i may not be alpha gay but i’m alpha philosopher
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I would like to rival you for that title.

Insomniacat:
no i don’t want to argue like i said i’m too tired to. you can have the title
 
EdgerAllenCrow:
Huh.
 
Kermit:
In which Shinsou is a big mood.
 
LeggyForEggy:
I’m still curious on why your Shiketsu peer would like to know our sexuality
 hurricanekatrina: fucking plot twist: he's in love with the entirety of ua a bisexual icon  hurricanetortilla: FUCKCIGN THE WHOLE SCHOOL? hurricanekatrina: did i fucking stutter  DwayneJohnson: wow thats iconic i stan  Insomniacat: everytime inasa or camie swears take a shot  PrincessBubblegum: uHhhh SORry My MomMy SaiD i CAnT DriNk ALcoHoL SKDkdksk  AfricaByTotoroki: They've been spending too much time with bakugou  bakuno: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN ICYHOT? AfricaByTotoroki: I rest my case  PrincessBubblegum: nobody:bakugou: what the fook

DwayneJohnson: "what the fook" Insomiacat: iida swearing: what the fork  Kermit: What the frick frack snick snack  LeggyForEggy: I don't know how to feel about this  hurricanetortilla: f in the chat for iida  DwayneJohnson: F Insomniacat: F  Kermit: F PrincessBubblegum: F hurricanekatrina: F  LeggyForEggy: WHAT DOES THIS MEAN  
April-2-19

9:24 PM

avengers assemble

28 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
LeggyForEggy:
Please send help.
 
ikazooku:
i’m being threatened
 
LeggyForEggy:
Knife to his neck. (it’s just a joke don’t worry guys i’m not being serious)
 
ikazooku:
tell my mom i love her i am under attack this is not a joke
 
vineisdead:
Is class 1-A okay?
 
LeggyForEggy:
No, not really. (don’t listen to deku it is a joke please don’t inform the authorities)
 
AirpodHater:
when was 1-A ever okay? (iida i think we all understood it was an exaggeration but thanks anyway king)
 
SuperGlue:
what’s wrong midoriya??
 
Defying-Uravity:  
nothing is wrong :))) hes just being dramatic :))))))))
 
meow:
class 1A is so passive aggressive and mean to each other class 1B is so much better
 
AirpodHater:
what the fuck are you talking about you’re as passive aggressive as it gets
 
DisneyPrincess:
Oh.
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
Uraraka:)))) I’m:)))) Coming:)))) To:)))) Izuku’s:))))) Room:)))) Right:)))) Now:)))))
 
AirpodHater:
todoroki has his priorities in check
 
ouiouibitch:
it appears so. but also that was an amazing comeback to monoma it had to be pointed out
 
meow:
wow bitch i thought you were the only tolerable person in 1a
 
ouiouibitch:
i love you but you’re a passive aggressive rat at times
 
meow:
debatable but i can see why you would think that
 
AirpodHater:
what the fuck do you mean debatable it’s true
 
meow:
SKDKDKDKDK EXCHS E ME
 
SoccerMom:
How is Midoriya, Todoroki?
 
Kermit:
If Ochako has something to do with this I’m grounding her
 AfricaByTotoroki: Apparently Midoriya took the last slice of pizza  bakuno: and lemme guess, she went all batshit crazy? Defying-Uravity: SKDKDKSDK OKAY R U DE  AfricaByTotoroki: Basically.  Defying-Uravity: NEXT TIME I ORDER PIZZA NONE OF YOU ARE GETTING ANY  Kermit: Ochako you're grounded  Defying-Uravity: tsu no! @yaoyaozoru mom do something  SoccerMom: Nope. You were the one who threatened Midoriya  Defying-Uravity: it was a plastic knife  ikazooku: a sharp one  Defying-Uravity: i wasnt planning on actually attacking him AfricaByTotoroki: I don't know Uraraka. You get angry when it comes to food.  monky: but why was iida there  LeggyForEggy: you know, im not really sure,,,, huh  hagakurethefriendlyghost: he's typing in lowercase. that means he's mega confused  MrSteelYourGirl: midoriya: *looks at uraraka's pizza*uraraka:

LeggyForEggy: what monky: oh no  Kermit: midoriya:

Defying-Uravity: midorinya  ikazooku: no leave me alone duolingo owl  Defying-Uravity: oh my fuckin god  
Defying-Uravity changed their username to Defying-Spanish-Lessons 
 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: now change your name to midorinya coward  ikazooku: its not even a good pun  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: SAYS THE ONE NAMED IKAZOOKU  ikazooku: you got me there  
ikazooku changed their username to midorinya 
 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: DEKU IS A FURRY  midorinya: wh-what  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: HAH GOTTEEM  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING MY PIZZA AND NOT DOING YOUR DUOLINGO LESSONS  
hagakurethefriendlyghost:

Mr.SteelYourGirl: all might voice: dont wowwy im here uwu  midorinya: NO  
midorinya changed their username to ikazooku
 monky: cursed  LeggyForEggy: These are the future heroes.  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: todoroki is giving me this weird glare so im booking it brb  hagakurethefriendlyghost: godspeed solider  
April- 4 -19

4:31 PM

avengers assemble

28 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
hurricanekatrina:
what the fuck i regret following class 1b’s instagram accounts you guys are flexing on me with your boba teas smh
 
monky:
you guys went out?
 
meow:
lmao yeah being a better squad then you’ll ever be
 
SuperGlue:
yee everybody here that’s in class 1b + pony and kuroiro are at the mall. pony says hi!
 
the-class-big-sister:
monoma play nicely
 
meow:
>:(
 
SuperGlue:
grumpy rat baby
 
ikazooku:
oooo that’s cool!!
 
Kermit:
What were you guys at the mall for?
 
the-class-big-sister:
we watched a movie
 
SuperGlue:
then kendou was practically babysitting everybody after as we ran around the stores
 
AirpodHater:
what movie did you guys see?
 
SuperGlue:
just a sappy american romance movie based on a novel that pony read 
 gayhunkoctopus: sounds fun! 
iamnjustalittlecreacher added twilightmotherfuckingsparkle to the group chat 
 iamnjustalittlecreacher: we were in the theater alone and this bitch yelled this  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: THIS IS NOT HOW THE BOOK WENT I DEMAND A FUCKING REFUND  hurricanekatrina: i dont know who you are but i love you  Kermit: Why is your username in English?  hurricanekatrina: oh its just an american character  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: :000 you know???? hurricanekatrina: hell yeah i dont mean to brag but im kind of the american expert who are you?? im camie from shiketsu twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: im pony of U.A.'s class 1b!! im a foreign exchange student from america its super cool to see somebody interested in our stupid ass country  hurricanekatrina: fuck yeahhhh!!!  bakuno: oh god dont encourage her  hurricanekatrina: ignore him ur my new favorite person  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: lmao same  bakuno: somebody change the topic please LeggyForEggy: Did you guys go shopping after the movie?  SuperGlue: kuroiro made us go into hot topic  the-class-big-sister: yuppp 
iamnjustalittlecreacher added DarkBecomesDarker to the group chat 
 iamnjustalittlecreacher: (okay im done adding people) HOW DO YOU PLEAD  DarkBecomesDarker: Fuck off.  RyanReynolds: tokoyami: haha i do that  EdgarAllenCrow: That Was Uncalled For. I Don't Even Listen To That Much Alternative.  ducktape: ive only gone in hot topic once with bakusquad and jirou whos an honorary member and i thought there would be more band merch. ashido just bought a bunch of disney merch  EdgarAllenCrow: The band merch thing was more in the 2000's.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hot topic is kuroiro's second home  iamnjustalittlecreacher: me, sees anything black: haha lmao it's kuroiro  meow: they also left me behind at the dog store  vineisdead: We were hoping somebody would adopt you. Kermit: Oh my god.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: nobody wants monoma DwayneJohnson: people walking past monoma: this aint it chief  meow: im being bullied in my own family  the-class-big-sister: you think of us as a family??? awww ducktape: monoma has feelings??? not clickbait  Mr.SteelYourGirl: we love you monoma we just tease you because we care we dont actually mean it meow: yeah i hope you dont actually mean it  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: only on mondays we mean it  meow: :))) i love my class  AirpodHater: lmao cant relate  ducktape: JIRO U  
April- 5-19

7:26 AM

avengers assemble

30 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
guys i just woke up and i cant go back to sleep somebody talk to me
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
oh my god me and iida have been talking in the izucrew gc for like an hour already annoying everybody else yo what’s up
 
LeggyForEggy:
I can confirm this. Also it’s Iida and I
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
iida it’s just pony you can drop the proper act
 
LeggyForEggy:
yeah okay
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
owo cryptid
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I was about to type something onto here but I see now that it’s cursed
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
uraraka you and iida can go back to the izucrew gc i’m going to keep tokoyami hostage
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Excuse me?
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
okokok goodbye!!
 twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: so,,,, you are bird  EdgarAllenCrow: I am terrified. Don't hurt me.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: do you eat bird seeds  EdgarAllenCrow: God help me.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: theres a rumor that you hatched from an egg  EdgarAllenCrow: Leave me alone please.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: how do you feel about this image

EdgarAllenCrow: Terrified. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: if you have a bird head can you and kouda communicate  EdgarAllenCrow: I've actually never thought about that.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: those were all of my questions. thank you.  EdgarAllenCrow: I'm traumatized, thanks. 
April- 5-19

7:32 AM

deku has bone hurting juice

6 members
 
LeggyForEggy:
FUCKIGN BITCH FUCK SHIT YOU DUMBASS DOUCHEBAG SON OF A GUN
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
iida do you have some issues you wanna talk about
 
LeggyForEggy:
y-y-yes (｡•́︿•̀｡)
 
LeggyForEggy:
SHINSOUS FUCKING CAT BROKE MY GLASSES
 
Insomniacat:
whoopsies
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
you’ve been awake this whole time
 
Insomniacat:
do i ever sleep?
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
true proceed
 
LeggyForEggy:
i don’t have my spare glasses on me
 
Insomniacat:
i could steal some of my dads contacts for you
 
Insomniacat:
non-used ones
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
that was kinda implied buddy
 
Kermit:
I didn’t know Mic wears glasses. I thought it was just sunglasses
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
how many of you are actually awake
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
Izuku and I have been training since sun rise
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
y’all just ignoring me smh
 
Insomniacat:
yeah the sunglasses are prescribed too
 
LeggyForEggy:
no it’s okay. sharing contact lenses are bad for both users, i have contacts of my own but thanks
 
Kermit:
You do?
 
LeggyForEggy:
yeah i just never wear them outside of my hero costume
 
Insomniacat:
oh okay. i wouldn’t know. i don’t wear glasses
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
imagine shinsou in glasses
 
Insomniacat:
eww
 
LeggyForEggy:
i’ll have to ask my mom to pick up new glasses
 
ikazooku:
momma iida saves the day
 
Kermit:
Not to be dramatic but i would die for momma iida
 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: if tensei is sonic and tenya is sanic what does that make momma iida  Insomniacat: cgi sonic  ikazooku: KSKDKD NOT MOMMA IIDA  Kermit: Wait this monstrosity?

Insomniacat: Yes.  LeggyForEggy: leave my mom out of this  
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:

AfricaByTotoroki: You all terrify me.  
April- 5-19

8:14 PM

avengers assemble

30 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
i’m so fucking tired ughhhh
 
DisneyPrincess:
Me too haha.
 
meow:
wow class 1A tired from doing a whole lot of nothing
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
hey watch it momo knows how to active baby controls
 
meow:
that is true. okay i’ll shut up. my apologizes
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
wow you actually got him to feel remorse
 
meow:
softly but with a lot of feeling: bitch
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
lmao nvm
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
WOAH OKAY DUDE
 
monky:
god i’m so fucking tired
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
babe i literally just said that
 
monky:
it’s like we’re soul linked
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
woah bitch you rite
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
where were you today?
 
monky:
i was with satou taking on a babysitting job
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
Cementoss suggested it since we both have physical feature mutation quirks and we need to learn to be nice to kids and not scare them away by our quirks
 
monky:
the thing is they’re all brats
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
Ojiro, don’t be rude. They’re like 6
 
monky:
that doesn’t make them any less snobby
 monky: one of them lost to the other one in a game of mario kart and he broke the TV  hagakurethefriendlyghost: omg its bakugou  SuperGlue: aww man. as somebody with younger siblings i know how that can be  monky: "oh i want something to eat. i'll eat anything im so hungry. eww wait nevermind i don't eat that kind of mac and cheese lmao."  Let's-Get-This-Bread: Ojiro  monky: THEY'RE SO BRATTY  Let's-Get-This-Bread: It's like you've never dealt with kids. They're all little shits.  ikazooku: except for eri  vineisdead: Oh!! Is that the little girl who follows Aizawa around? ikazooku: yepp!! she's super sweet you can talk to her if you'd like shiozaki  vineisdead: Thank you! PrincessBubblegum: i just came online and ojiro is losing his shit. hes finally snapped.  monky: because of fucking kindergarteners  Let's-Get-This-Bread: I'm coming over with pastries Ojiro, you better stop being salty.  monky: ok hagakurethefriendlyghost: what did we learn today kids? PrincessBubblegum: food solves all of your problems 
April- 6-19

9:08 AM

class 1-b(arrybeebenson)

20 members
  
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
god i have so much i have to do today i just want to sleep somebody say something funny
 
DarkBecomesDarker:
something funny
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
okay screw you
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
my little sister is visiting and she looked at monoma and asked if he was a janitor
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
SKDKDKDK
 
SquairUpBitch:
WHAT DID HE SAY
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
offended monoma voice: *affronted gasp* oh no no no you sweet little child, i’m a hero!1!1!! you’ll have to ask that to somebody from class 1-A (like the petty bitch he is)
 
meow:
I HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABOUT ME
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
R-R-REBECCA ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK
 
meow:
STOP YELLING IN ENGLISH
 doubletrouble: im frightened of this group chat  iamnjustalittlecreacher: damn if this one scares you, you should see the big one with class 1A  me-me-big-introvert: i would ask what that means but im terrified of what it could be  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i dont think you would like to know anyway iamnjustalittlecreacher: pony has been there for only like 2 days and has caused chaos  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: damn just expose me i see how it is setsuna  StopCallingMeScoobyDoo: How did you even get in contact with 1A? meow: kendou likes fraternizing with the enemy  the-class-big-sister: im being friendly??? not everything is a competition???? meow: until the day comes you may think that way  iamnjustalittlecreacher: uhhhh monoma what the fuck is that supposed to mean  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: cryptid  localcryptid: i was summoned  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: yooooo!! localcryptid: but seriously monoma whats your deal with 1A?? meow: dont you think its a bit weird how everything happens to them? meow: its like they're the protagonists in an anime  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: monoma, you need to get some sleep SuperGlue: youre thinking about it too much  
April- 6-19

10:00 PM

avengers assemble

30 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
hurricanetortilla:
where’d you all go i miss you and im tired and delusional talk to me hoes
 
Kermit:
UGHhhhh DOnT TalK To ME
 
hurricanetortilla:
k-kermit?
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
tsu finally broke
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
@uraraka collect ur gorlfren she broke
 
hurricanetortilla:
kermit machine broke
 
monky:
what did you guys do to her
 
Kermit: 
ojiro was right
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: setsuna,,,  monky: im right about a lot of things, what do you mean? Kermit: little kids are the devil  monky: i told you guys  DwayneJohnson: tsu what happened  Kermit: i just came back from my sister's birthday party  Kermit: too many screaming kids.  Kermit: im going to go sleepy sleep  Let's-Get-This-Bread: You guys. Kids aren't that bad. Kermit: yeah you say that when you have to comfort 4 crying kids  Kermit: who thought having a birthday party at an indoor trampoline place was a good idea  LeggyForEggy: I agree. It's very dangerous.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: BUT TRAMPOLINES DID YOU JUMP TSU  Kermit: a little bit before the shoving started  DwayneJohnson: yeah kids are violent  hurricanetortilla: oh man i remember when the rest of the provisional license squad and i had to deal with kiddos  hurricanekatrina: i thought bakugou was going to kill a child  bakuno: honestly, yeah ducktape: child: *breathes*bakugou: *boom boom* hurricanekatrina: BoOm bOoM  hagakurethefriendlyghost: pow pow  gayhunkocotpus: insert bakugou yells here  PrincessBubblegum: bakugou would be blowing your guys' faces off if he wasn't like falling asleep in kiri's room w/ the rest of the bakusquad Kermit: sleepy boyo

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:

DwayneJohnson: AWWWW  PrincessBubblegum: thats literally him what the fuck  SoccerMom: Blond Pomeranians = Bakugou  
DisneyPrincess:

AirpodHater: h-hes wearing tiny shoes  Let's-Get-This-Bread: This is so pure.  
DisneyPrincess:

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: how could something so cute be compared to bakugou  bakuno: BITCH  
chapter 4 1/2 (manga spoilers)
 
Uncovered Hidden Files

Private Chat Logs Opened

April-7-199:26 PM 👌 👈 6 Members thottie: god im so bored fml  MagicMan: hi bored im compress thottie: SKDKSKDSDK COMPRESS JUST MADE A DAD JOKE imascalieowo: can you guys keep talking. im on watch for shiggy rn and im bored just watching him fight gigantomachia and helping once in a while  imascalieowo: who the fuck changed my username  thottie: uhhhh it was dabi  imascalieowo: sleep with one eye open toga  thottie: mister lizard man please  thottie: it was either that or StainCosplayer  deadpool: oof  deadpool: is it only us four rn  thottie: yeah bc shiggy is being the stubborn dumbass we know and love him for and dabi is out doing nothing  imascalieowo: hes picking up hoes  thottie: FUCK YOU RIGHT  MagicMan: oh dear  thottie: some people might be into his scars  deadpool: eww dont say that  imascalieowo: dabi is 100% into some kinky shit that mf  MagicMan: why  deadpool: im crying what the actual fuck  thottie: spinner ask him what his kinks are  imascalieowo: NO  thottie: do it pussy  deadpool: mom pick me up the kids are being weird  thottie: lmao a family? haven't had one of those in a while  MagicMan: i would say you have us but i dont want to be your father  thottie: omg my actual father said the same thing  deadpool: dysfunctional family whats up  imascalieowo: no  thottie: spinner 🅱️lease  imascalieowo: okay but we get to kinkshame dabi  flaminghotcheetos: what the fuck  thottie: SCATTER

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April- 8-19

7:06 AM

avengers assemble

30 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
i forget what it’s like to wake up early i want to go back to sleep ughhh
 
Insomniacat:
why are you up then?
 
hurricanekatrina:
IVE BEEN UP SINCE 3 AM YO WHADDUP
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
i’m going over to ryuko’s with tsu and nejire
 
Kermit:
Speaking of Ryukos, our Ryuko, Ryukyu said we’re gonna stop by the Wild Wild Pussycats to wish a happy birthday to Ragdoll
 
hurricanekatrina:
her name is also ryuko?
 
Kermit:
Pixie-Bob is also Ryuko
 
hurricanekatrina:
oh god that was confusing
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
it’s ragdolls birthday!?
 
Kermit:
Ig
 
DwayneJohnson:
OH MY GOD RAGDOLL
 
DwayneJohnson:
WAIT IM GOING OUT WITH FATGUM IM GONNA ASK IF WE CAN STOP BY TOO
 
DwayneJohnson:
midoriya, i can ask fatgum if we can take you and mirio as well
 
ikazooku:
okay, thank you! id love to see the pussycats again along with kota
 
hurricanekatrina:
what’s going on lmao
 
Insomniacat:
i don’t know. i stopped paying attention a while ago
 
Kermit:
The Big Three have adopted Uraraka, Midoriya, Kirishima, and I into their group after we saved Eri
 
Kermit:
Just realizing now that you may not know who The Big Three is
 
hurricanekatrina:
are they single and hot because like the big three is a badass name lmaoooo
 
hurricanekatrina:
lmao i’m partially joking 
 
DwayneJohnson:
mood
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
here i can add them i have all of their contact info from nejire
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons added shrek, donkey, and pussnboots to the group chat
 
hurricanetortilla:
WAIT SIS YOU DONT KNOW WHO THE BIG THREE ARE
 
hurricanetortilla:
OH SHIT THEY SAW ME FREAKING OUT
 
hurricanetortilla:
KSKSKSK HI IM INASA
 
hurricanekatrina:
real smooth
 
ikazooku:
did you guys change your usernames again
 
pussnboots:
yeah. “father, son, and holyspirit” was starting to get old
 
Insomniacat:
what the fuck
 
Kermit:
I think I know who’s who
 
pussnboots:
dont say
 
pussnboots:
everybody place their bets
 
pussnboots:
fam squad change your username so it’s more obvious who we are
 
shrek:
gotcha
 
shrek changed their username to tintin
 
donkey changed their username to sasuke
 
pussnboots changed their username to yourworstfuckingnightmare
 
Kermit:
Nejire, what the fuck?
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
:)))
 
tintin:
OH I SHOULDVE DONE SOMETHING LIKE THAT
 
hurricanekatrina:
FUCKING TIN TIN

tintin:
that’s actually me
 
ikazooku:
mirio?
 
tintin:
the one and lonely
 
hurricanetortilla:
are you okay
 
tintin:
nah
 
sasuke:
mirio,,,,
 
hurricanekatrina:
WAIT DO YOU GUYS ACTUALLY LOOK LIKE TIN TIN AND SASUKE
 
hurricanetortilla:
LMAO BITCH IDK HOW YOU NEVER EVEN HEARD OF UA’S BIG THREE
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
here’s squad

hurricanekatrina:
OK THATS ACTUALLY TIN TIN AND SASUKE
 
hurricanekatrina:
WAIT OP IS THAT YOU IN THE MIDDLE BECAUSE YOURE FUCKING CUTE
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
DKDKSKSK THANKKKKS THATS ME WHO ARE YOU
 
hurricanekatrina:
IM CAMIE UTSUSHIMI FROM SHIKETSU LMAO CALL ME
 
hurricanetortilla:
camie stop flirting with every living being
 
hurricanekatrina:
SKDKDK OKAY WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT LIKE HALF OF THESE PEOPLE STILL DONT KNOW WHO WE ARE ESPECIALLY CLASS 1B U.A. WE'RE FROM SHIKETSU 
 
hurricanekatrina:
SKDKD HERES MY SQUAD

hurricanetortilla:
family picture be like
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
y’all are so cute
 
Insomniacat: 
no offense but does bakugou know how to take a picture 
 hurricanetortilla: tbh do any of us know how to take a picture 
ikazooku:
ASDFGHJKL O H
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
YO IM ASSUMING YOURE THAT HOT GIRL H I
 
hurricanekatrina:
HAHA YEAHHH
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
Why does Inasa look like this compared to all of us

hurricanetortilla:
WO A H EXCUSE ME LITTLE BITCH
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
TODOROKI
 
hurricanekatrina:
IM C RYING
 
Insomniacat:
it’s too early in the morning for this
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
OKAY WAIT I GOT OFF TOPIC
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
YO BIG THREE
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
WANNA COME WITH US TO THE PUSSYCATS ITS RAGDOLL'S BIRTHDAY
 
tintin:
:000 it’s ragdoll’s bday
 sasuke: sure  yourworstfuckingnightmare: HELL YEAH LETS GO LESBIANS LETS GO  
April- 8-19

12:20 PM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
gayhunkoctopus:
who is crying loudly??
 
DwayneJohnson:
i bet it’s kaminari
 
AirpodHater:
that’s fucking iconic but it’s not him we’re playing mario kart
 
tintin: 👀
 i’m all for the 1A tea
 
DwayneJohnson:
we know this and we love you
 
tintin:
god i would die for you kirishima
 
DwayneJohnson:
please don’t
 
tintin:
we’re so iconic
 
DwayneJohnson:
a duo
 
sasuke:
two of my best friends are excluding me. nejire is my only friend now
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
hell yeah
 
tintin:
oh my god bb i didn’t mean it
 
DwayneJohnson:
r.i.p. i’m sorry tamaki
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
spicier than any soap opera
 
SoccerMom:
But seriously, who’s crying? I made cookies and I can share.
 
AirpodHater:
oh my fuckign god momo you’re so sweet jc
 
DwayneJohnson:
🐸☕️
 
gayhunkoctopus:
holy shit
 
Insomniacat:
it’s hagakure, aoyama, and ojiro
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
WOW BITCH OKAY
 
ouiouibitch:
we’re watching a documentary
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
THE LION CUB
 
monky:
technically it’s only aoyama and hagakure crying
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
WHY DID THEY NEED TO SHOW HIM BEING EATEN
 
gayhunkoctopus:
what the fuck
 
monky:
for some reason we’re watching national geographic
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
THE MOM IS LOOKING FOR HIM
 
PrincessBubblegum:
SKDKDK BAKUGOU WAS READING THIS LOOKED STRAIGHT AT ME AND SAID “SIMBA”
 
PrincessBubblegum:
BAKUGOU BITCH WHAT THE FUCK HE DIDNT EVEN DIE IN THE MOVIE
 
LeggyForEggy:
Oh dear
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
WHAT THE HELL BAKUGOU
 
AirpodHater:
well that’s morbid thanks guys
 
bakuno:
:)
 
AirpodHater:
some people enjoy seeing the world burn
 
DwayneJohnson:
bakubro you’re going to make midoriya cry
 
bakuno:
good
 
DwayneJohnson:

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
hhh yall okay??
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I learned it’s best if you just ignore it.
 
April- 8-19

2:06 PM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
okay so the squad™ went out for lunch and tsu and i got fucking kids menus
 
Insomniacat:
because you guys are tiny and have baby faces 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
itty bitty babies
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
say goodbye to your kneecaps
 
LeggyForEggy:
The smallest of things hold a load of anger
 
vineisdead:
I don’t see the issue in this. Free crossword puzzles
 EdgarAllenCrow: Oof.  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: tokoyami you cant talk youre smol as well  EdgarAllenCrow: FFFF FU CK Y O U  iamnjustalittlecreacher: tiny birb  LeggyForEggy: LIKE I SAID THE SMALLEST OF THING HOLD THE MOST ANGER  
April- 8-19

9:57 PM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
My friends are all. Idiots.
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
STOP VAGUEPOSTING ABOUT ME YOU DUMBASS BIRD
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
fml
 
ducktape:
this is the mood i’m carrying with myself to tomorrow
 
gayhunkoctopus:
is this about the shower thing
 
ouiouibitch:
the shower thing?
 
DisneyPrincess:
The. Shower. Thing.
 
ducktape:
ahhh underrated quiet squad you got some tea to spill
 
gayhunkoctopus:
only the best for you sero
 
ducktape:
guys shouji is my new best friend sorry you can’t have him
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Fuck off. I had him first.
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Anyway fucking storytime brats.
 
ouiouibitch:
hooray thanks bird daddy
 ouiouibitch: bird + daddy = 🅱️addy 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Get out, you’ll not allowed here.
 
gayhunkoctopus:
yo stop thirsting after my bird boyf
 
ouiouibitch:
sorry i’m a thirsty mf
 
gayhunkoctopus:
i know this and i love you but please
 
ducktape:
self control aoyama i know we’re all thirsting after tokoyami
 
ouiouibitch:
tokoyummy
 
gayhunkoctopus:
eww
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I hope god strikes me down right now.
 
DisneyPrincess:
Continue with the story or I’ll tell it.
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Okay, yeah sorry. Anyway, Kouda, Shouji, Ojiro, and I were chilling out when we hear a deafening scream coming from somebody in the dorms.
 
ducktape:
OH THAT WAS ACTUALLY SOMEBODY?
 
ducktape:
i thought it was from the movie that kami and kiri we’re watching. they were having a horror movie marathon
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
No, yeah that was a person.
 
DisneyPrincess:
tokoyami go narrator mode coward
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Okay, sure. I can't go in full detail, however, because I'm tired and I’m lazy but I will do my best. The scream shook the walls of the room that the four of us were sitting in. Kouda instinctively covered his ears, alarmed by the ear-piercing screech. Confusion wavered in the room until Shouji piped up, “Should we go check to see if that was somebody?” We all agreed with that proposal and got up and went out of the room to search for the source of the shrill noise. The four of us wandered the empty halls as the light slowly faded and the sun set itself behind the hills. The dispersing natural light only added to the eerie feel of this possible threat. Was it a villain attack, we thought as a wave of anxiety suddenly flashed over. We walked these halls until we passed a door where a whimper could be heard and a faint, “Oh god. Oh god.” It was the boys shower room. Ojiro hesitated, looking at the other two and myself before knocking gently on the door. “Hello,” his voice called out, “is anybody in here?” A sharp voice shakily answered, “Uh, yeah. I just have a bit of an issue.” It was Satou. Kouda you finish.
 
DisneyPrincess:
satou: ding dong there’s a bug in my shower that’s like a centimeter big but i’m terrified

me: omg dw i’ll save you (´･ω･`)

me, using my quirk: bug please go away

bug: skadaddles

satou: huddled in shower corner wrapped in towel

tokoyami: it’s a fucking bug

ojiro: sighing in relief

shouji: dw it won’t BUG you anymore

cue laugh track
 
ouiouibitch:
shakespeare is quaking
 
ducktape:
a collab i didn’t know i needed until now
 
gayhunkoctopus:
i’m disappointed in my own pun
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Yeah, you should be.
 
ducktape:
you okay satou?
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
Im unnerved by bugs so I’m a bit shaken up but ultimately fine.
 
meow:
i was going to say something like “oh!1!1! class 1A scared of a bug,,, pathetic” but awase has some dirt on me
 
SuperGlue:
this bitch is afraid of moths
 
meow:
you hoe i thought you said you weren’t telling anybody
 
SuperGlue:
oops
 
ducktape:
awase did an oopsie
 
DisneyPrincess:
moths??
 
meow:
yes moths. they’re evil butterflies
 
ducktape:
have you ever seen a film called mothra
 
meow:
fuck offff
 
ouiouibitch:
moth: appears in 10 foot radius

monoma: YOU BETTER STOP! STO P BITCH STOP
 
meow:
leave me alone
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
what about mothman
 
SuperGlue:
me and mothman made out behind a denny’s once
 
ducktape:
todoroki, a cryptid hoe: DID SOMEBODY SAY MOTHMAN
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
i’m p sure he’s sleeping rn but yeah he’s a big mothman hoe
 
SuperGlue:
moth kink?
 
DisneyPrincess:
PLEASE STOP
 
meow:
i’m crying
 
ducktape:
zaddy mothman
 
DwayneJohnson:
this is scarier than any horror movie wtf
 
RyanReynolds:
moth thot
 
gayhunkoctopus:
moth lips
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Cursed.
 
ducktape:
todoroki has moth kink but moth has lamp kink
 
RyanReynolds:
LAMP
 
SuperGlue:
todoroki voice: do you have any uhhh mothman?
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
todorokis taste in men: deku but mothra
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
NO
 
RyanReynolds:

SuperGlue:
wait real talk, todoroki and midoriya are dating?
 
DwayneJohnson:
DENKI WHAT IS THAT
 
ducktape:
WHAT THENFFUCK
 
ouiouibitch:
the great

MONSTER

deku
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
@awase no but they’re heavily pining lmao so we can make fun of them 
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
can we talk about that image though?
 
gayhunkoctopus:
where the fuck did you find this
 
RyanReynolds:
there’s this artist, horikoshi kouhei who helps make the comic books of a lot of pro heroes but lately he’s also been drawing hero students as well
 
DwayneJohnson:
oh that’s cool
 
ouiouibitch:
SHARE MORE IMAGES COWARD
  
RyanReynolds:

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: THE QUEEN HAS SPOKEN  DwayneJohnson: PROBABLY SOMETHING SHE HAS SAID BEFORE  ducktape: shes sleeping rn but she would probably approve of that message  
RyanReynolds:

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: SHES SO CUTE IN THIS AWW

SuperGlue: shes literally like -v-

gayhunkocotpus: is nobody mentioning hagakure just petting tsu

ducktape: this is so fluffy oh my god

RyanReynolds: another ashido for the road

ducktape: nobody say anything so when ashido wakes up she's confused

April- 9-19

10:31 AM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
okay so i’m out at breakfast with setsuna and tetsutetsu and the food comes and tetsus face is literally like

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
love me some eggs
 
DwayneJohnson:
BRO THATS ADORABLE
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
he’s like a dog
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
bork
 
meow:
meow
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
eww goodbye
 
vineisdead:
Class 1B is slowly just invading this chat
 
DwayneJohnson:
i have to admit i do feel a little intimidated
 
meow:
i’m v intimidating
 
DwayneJohnson:
no not you
 
meow:
:(
 
DwayneJohnson:
ur afraid of moths
 
meow:
SHUT UP
 
meow:
this is all your fault @awase
 
SuperGlue:
stopppp or i’ll tell kendou
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
the biggest threat
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
the last resort
 
the-class-big-sister:
m o n o m a
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
kendou, levitating and t-posing: monoma what the fuck did you do now?
 
DwayneJohnson:
kendou is a goddess
 
the-class-big-sister:
damn right i am
 
SuperGlue:
kendou is my religion
 
the-class-big-sister changed their username to the-chat-goddess
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
bless
 
ducktape:
goddess kendou leading class 1b to invade this chat
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
this was my master plan that was why i was slowly adding class 1b students
 DwayneJohnson: i would totally be okay with class 1b invading the chat i love you guys  the-chat-goddess: AWW WE LOVE YOU TOO KIRISHIMA  iamnjustalittlecreacher: ily2 1A tetsu  DwayneJohnson: oh my god kaminari calls tetsutetsu "class 1b kiri"  Mr.SteelYourGirl: twins seperated at birth  meow: *separated Mr.SteelYourGirl: okay yeah whatever  ouiouibitch: while im not the sharpest crayon in the box, it's nice to see they share the same IQ level as well  DwayneJohnson: KSKDSKDK AOYAMA Mr.SteelYourGirl: WOAH HOL Y S HIT  meow: see this is why aoyama is the only tolerable person in 1A  meow: i still hate you guys though  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: sure

April-10-19

10:02 AM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
the-chat-goddess:
yo, pony, setsuna, and i were going to go to the arcade, does anybody want to come?
 
SoccerMom:
Oh gosh, I would but I got so much work I need to get done
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
i wanna go! momo you should go, you’ve been working all break
 
SoccerMom:
I don’t know Uraraka...
 
ikazooku:
yeah you should go momo! i’ll go too kendou!
 
hurricanekatrina:
FUCKIGN FUCK WHICH ARCADE??? I CAN MEET YOU GUYS THERE
 
hurricanetortilla:
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE A STUDY DAY CAMIE
 
hurricanekatrina:
NOPE BYE FUCKER
 
the-chat-goddess:
i’ll text you the address
 
hurricanekatrina:
nice you coming inasa?
 
hurricanetortilla:
nah i cant leave nagamasa alone with shishikura
 
hurricanekatrina:
SKKDKS OKAY UR LOSS
 
DwayneJohnson:
me, kaminari, and ashido are tagging along!
 
the-chat-goddess:
alright i’ll stop by class 1A’s dorm to pick you guys up
 Insomniacat: just saying kaminari thinks hes really good at ddr but hes really not  RyanReynolds: WO A H HELL O ??? BLUNT MUCH  Insomniacat: i only speak in truth  RyanReynolds: YEAH B UT THAT HURT  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: the first time i came to japan, tetsutetsu took me to an arcade and there were these kids who were absolute gods at dance dance revolution and i was like "uhhh how??"  sasuke: i remember on the last day of my first year at U.A., present mic brought a whole ddr machine to school  tintin: oh! i remember that! yourworstfuckingnightmare: he was surprisingly good at it too  Insomniacat: can confirm that hes good at ddr  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: uhhhh cant relate i suck at ddr  the-chat-goddess: okay!! class 1A, we're outside of your building. camie, i sent you the address  hurricanekatrina: niiiiceee  PrincessBubblegum: YELL HEAH LETS GO MOTHERFUCKERS

April-11-19

7:42 PM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
monky:
i’m sorry but who the FUCK is playing old town road on the speakers
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Ah, so it wasn’t just in my head
 
hurricanetortilla;
headcanon confirmed that tokoyami’s mind is just on repeat with tik tok songs
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
SKDKS HAWKS LIKES TO PUT ON TIK TOK COMPS WHILE WE’RE WORKING
 
hurricanetortilla:
THIS IS THE BEST NEWS IVE EVER HEARD
 
monky:
CAN SOMEBODY ANSWER MY QUESTION
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
FUCKING HAWKS
 
hurricanetortilla:
all the girls are on me damn

EdgarAllenCrow:
Goddammit
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
IS THIS THE PRETTY BOY SWAG TIK TOK
 
hurricanetortilla:
everybody pay attention

hagakurethefriendlyghost:
THE MADLAD
 
hurricanetortilla:
this right here is my pretty boy swag

hagakurethefriendlyghost:
SKDKDKDKDK
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I hate everybody here.
 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: okay too lazy to photoshop it rn but the bird is deku just existing and the raven/crow is bakugou yelling "DEKUUUU"

hurricanetortilla:
THAT RAVEN IS HIS FURSONA
 
hurricanetortilla:
BIRDSONA
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost:
nobody:

bakugou: DEKUUUUU
 
monky:
BUT WHO KEEPS ON PLAYING OLD TOWN ROAD
 RyanReynolds: im playing it for snipe  hagakurethefriendlyghost: how to make a sacrifice to snipe: *blasting old town road* i give you a single yee haw  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: *blows a kiss to the wild wild west* for snipe  hurricanetortilla: nobody: snipe:  monky: the fact i can hear this in my head terrifies me  hagakurethefriendlyghost: but may i present to you

RyanReynolds: wow hot  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: while we're on the topic of shaming pro heroes,,,,, HAWKS LISTENS TO TIK TOK COMPS??? EdgarAllenCrow: He's a shitty millennial/gen z (depends on what you consider) what did you expect?  hagakurethefriendlyghost: god i wish i could work for hawks  EdgarAllenCrow: Are you saying that because you fangirl over him or because he's meme trash?  hagakurethefriendlyghost: BO TH  EdgarAllenCrow: He's okay.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: HES THE NUMBER TWO HERO TOKOYAMI  RyanReynolds: let him live in denial i bet he considers hawks as an older brother  EdgarAllenCrow: HHHHH  
hurricanetortilla:

RyanReynolds: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WE GOT HIM  RyanReynolds: DAMMIT INASA BEAT ME TO IT  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: owo im telling hawks  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i got the connections  hagakurethefriendlyghost: owo whats this 
April-12-19

9:33 AM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
sasuke:
i’m starting a kickstarter to put down nejire. benefits of killing her would be that the evil would be banished from this world
 
monky:
what
 
sasuke:
SKDKDK I MEANT TO SEND THIS TO THE 3RD YEAR GROUP CHAT SORRY
 
monky:
ah yes that has happened to me
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
Never forget how Ojiro asked everybody here if they wanted to join his minecraft server
 
sasuke:
oh my god
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
WAIT THERES A 3RD YEAR GC
 
DwayneJohnson:
WHY ISNT THERE A 1ST YEAR GC
 
the-chat-goddess:
i think the more important question uhhh what do you mean by banishing the evil
 
sasuke:
she bit into a kit kat whole
 
the-chat-goddess:
ahh i see now
 
DwayneJohnson:
WOAH HEATHEN
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
chaotic evil
 
monky:
why
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
That’s not how you eat a Kit Kat?
 
DwayneJohnson:
TODOROKI
 
vineisdead:
Now that’s a sin.
 
sasuke:
oh
 
monky:
you sweet summer child
 
Mr.SteelYourGirl:
STOP THE CHILDREN ARE CRYING
 
April-12-19

10:01 AM

heterosexuals? not here binch

3 Members
 
SoccerMom:
Todo, please tell me you’re joking
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
Yeah, I am dw. Just let them believe that I bite into my Kit Kats.
 
AirpodHater:
that’s some raw chaotic energy
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
I enjoy watching them squirm believing I’m that oblivious.
 
AirpodHater:
everything i aspire to be
 
SoccerMom:
You two terrify me.
 
AfricaByTotoroki:
Rightfully so.
 
April-12-19

1:04 PM

so called “furries”

1 froggo

1 birb

1 tail man 
 
Kermit:
Tokoyami walking around the dorm building in hot pink shades and sipping a barbie thermos is a big mood
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I’m drinking a chocolate shake
 
Kermit:
What a legend
 
monky:
that explains why you’re aggressively sucking your straw, shakes are really thick and hard to drink from a straw
 
Kermit:
Succ that thicc 
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
I’m gonna stop you right there.
 
monky:
he was all like

Kermit:
S U C C
 
EdgarAllenCrow:
Shouji is reading this over my shoulder and asked, “Where did you find a picture of Present Mic?”
 
Kermit:
Hi Shouji!
 
monky:
SKDKDK PRESENT MIC
 
Kermit:
These spot the difference games are getting harder

monky: i like how in the bird picture the rest of his body just fades away  
Kermit:

monky: IS THAT THE THANOS SNAP  EdgarAllenCrow: Tsu, why are you more chaotic here than in the main chat Kermit: Somebody has to be the chaotic one in here and Ojiro doesn't do that sometimes  monky: why couldn't we keep this chat pure  Kermit: The chat name is literally called "so called 'furries'" what did you expect  EdgarAllenCrow: True  monky: you have a point. continue being chaotic  
April-13-19

9:15 AM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
ducktape:
kirishima who hurt you
 
DwayneJohnson:
what do you mean?
 
ducktape:
youre walking around in a shirt that says “please hug me”
 
DwayneJohnson:
idk mood swings i’m just sad
 
hurricanetortilla:
bakugou:

hurricanetortilla:
hAh WrOng GroUp ChAt lMaO
 
hurricanekatrina:
you and todoroki are so fucking extra i stg but also like icons
 hurricanekatrina: also you ok kirishima? DwayneJohnson: lmao no  hurricanekatrina: big mood gayhunkoctopus: i can give you a hug kirishima  ducktape: multiarm hug,,,, DwayneJohnson: thank you :,) ducktape: you can come over to my room later for an emergency bakusquad movie night  sasuke: is anything else bothering you kirishima? DwayneJohnson: i dunno, i'll talk to you later tamaki  sasuke: k  DisneyPrincess: i can bring my therapy bunny  Insomniacat: the second kirishima says hes upset everybody freaks out  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: IF YOU KNOW THE MOST SMILEY PERSON IN 1A IS SAD SOMETHING IS UP  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: also i just saw bakugou sprinting like in the chicken picture im cackling  Insomniacat: yeah. 2019 has been sort of an off year for me.  DwayneJohnson: mm hurricanekatrina: too many bad vibes are in the air

hurricanekatrina:

DwayneJohnson: SKDKDS THANKS EVERYONE

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: for everyone here: i hope the good vibes come your way!!

April-13-19

11:33 AM

big 3 + mini 4

7 members
 
Kermit:
Why does Kaminari look like

sasuke:
why does everybody have running chicken images on hand
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
lmao who doesn’t??
 
sasuke:
what the fuck
 
DwayneJohnson:
oh bc he took bakugou’s pizza
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
is that why he just screamed “i got your ronies”
 
Kermit:
YOUR RONIES
 
ikazooku:
oh like pepperoni
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
you’re so fucking stupid ily
 
ikazooku:
sorry i’m dating elon musk
 
tintin:
OTP
 
tintin:
elonku midosk
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
anime girl voice: elon-kun~~
 
sasuke:
N O
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
nyaaa elon-kun :33
 
Kermit:
Somebody stab her.
 
sasuke:
okay can do
 
Defying-Uravity:
HERE COMES BAKU
 
Defying-Uravity:
*bakugou scream* FUCKING PIKACHU
 
DwayneJohnson:
kaminari: i finally got these ronies all to myself

bakugou: I SMELL RONIES
 
tintin:
SKDKDKD OH MY GOD
 Kermit: I have no words Defying-Spanish-Lessons: the similarities are uncanny 
 
 Kermit: Actual picture of Bakugou  tintin: rare bakugou caught on camera  ikazooku: where did you get this beautiful picture of bakugou  sasuke: you guys all just made the same joke at the same time tintin: great minds think alike yourworstfuckingnightmare: i still cant get over ronnies 
April-13-19

9:15 AM

avengers assemble

33 Members

1 Grape Baby
 
Kermit:
Im at my house with Ochako, watching my siblings because my parents are out and she puts on the sports festival from earlier in the year. The fight is of Midoriya and Todoroki and like there’s this once angle where they’re looking at each other and my little sister goes, “they’re in love” and Ochako loses it
 
SuperGlue:
SMKDKS I LOVE YOUR LITTLE SISTER AN ANGEL
 
SoccerMom:
Oh?? They do???  👀
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
ITS BEEN LIKE HOURS BUT IM STILL NOT OVER THAT
 
hurricanetortilla:
YOU GUYS ARENT IN THE GC BUT TODOROKI IS LOSING HIS SHIT
 
hurricanetortilla:
IF HE ASKS I WAS NEVER HERE
 PrincessBubblegum: why is your little sister an actual intellectual 
Alert: The Baby Is Coming Out Of The Crib!!
 
grapekoolaid:
being gay is disgusting it’s unnatural and horrific tbh. if midoriya and todoroki we’re dating i wouldn’t be midoriyas friend anymore. like stick with boobs lmao
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
UHH 1 LITERALLY EVERYBODY HERE IS GAY OR AN ALLY AND 2 CAN WE BURN HIM ALIVE NOW PLEASE AND THANK YOU
 
SoccerMom:
Mineta, that is very rude. Not only is it being so ignorant and rotten as to think that homosexuality is a negative thing but to act that way and even go as far as to be so unkind to a fellow classmate is what is actually disgusting not homosexuality. By saying this you could make others in our class who are open feel bad by saying this. How low could you possibly stoop to deny basic human rights and have the ability to be such a dick?
 
SoccerMom:
Screenshotted and saved. I believe I have enough evidence now
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
god my self-confidence would never be lowered. i’m proud of my sexuality and i won’t let a slimy rat say otherwise
 
SoccerMom added donttalktomeormycats to the group chat
 
SoccerMom:
Mister Aizawa, I have compiled enough information to make a full-fledged report on the student, Minoru Mineta. May I speak to Principal Nezu about this situation?
 
donttalktomeormycats:
you could’ve always gone to talk to him. i just said it would be wise to have a numerous amount of examples but i’m sure he would’ve gotten the gist regardless of the amount of evidence
 
tintin:
well damn aizawa you could’ve said that earlier
 
donttalktomeormycats:
mirio
 
tintin:
HA H A SORRY CAT MAN DONT MURDER ME IN MY SLEEP
 
grapekoolaid:
OKAY THIS IS JUST BLATANT BULLYING NOW
 
Kermit:
No. She was standing up for what was right, basic respect for other human beings and I’m sick and tired of your crap. I won’t stand by anymore. Goodbye.
 
Kermit removed grapekoolaid from the group chat
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
GOD I LOVE YOU LETS GET MARRIED THAT WAS INCREDIBLE A FUCKING QUEEN RID THAT EVIL
 
SoccerMom:
Well, the plan was to wait until I got Principal Nezu’s permission but that works too since I’m seeing him tomorrow. Thank you Tsu, that was very brave of you.
 
Kermit:
No, thank you for giving me the courage to do so
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
two fucking queens
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
deku just yelled “now that he’s gone we officially get shinsou in our class next year” and like hell yeah
 
SuperGlue:
oh my god congrats 1A!!!
 
tintin:
he’ll soon be banished from this school
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
HOORAY!! THE EVIL RAT IS GONE! MONOMRAT IS UNFORTUNATELY STILL HERE
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
haha jk love you bitch
 
meow:
okay yeah sure
 
vineisdead:
That vulgar, sinful piece of trash is finally gone.
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
MINETA IS GONE *CRAB RAVE MUSIC*

ENTIRETY OF UA:

sasuke:
mirio where are you going
 
tintin:
IZUKU INVITED ME OVER FOR COOKIES SINCE THE TRUE VILLIAN IS GONE
 
DwayneJohnson:
kaminari is too lazy to grab his phone but he says: @aizawa ENROLL SHINSOU INTO OUR CLASS ALREADY COWARD
 
RyanReynolds:
nvm i got my phone thanks bro
 
RyanReynolds:
GIVE HITOSHI WHAT HE DESERVES
 
Insomniacat:
guys
 
Insomniacat:
i can wait. it’s less than a year. it’s okay.
 
RyanReynolds:
BITCH SHUT UP YOU DESERVE THIS MORE THAN ANYBODY I KNOW. YOU DESERVE THIS NOW SINCE THERES AN OPENING
 
RyanReynolds:
NOBODY IS AS PASSIONATE AND HARD-WORKING AS YOU ARE. NOT ONLY THAT BUT YOURE SUCH A FUCKING GOOD PERSON. YOUVE IMPROVED SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT YOU TO GET THE PRAISE YOU DESERVE I WANT YOU TO PROVE ALL THOSE HOES WHO SAID YOU COULDNT BECOME A HERO WITH YOUR QUIRK BECAUSE YOURE THE MOST HEROIC PERSON I KNOW
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
oh my god i’m crying that was a bakugou level rant  
 
DwayneJohnson:
y o
 
tintin:
IM SWEATING FROM MY EYES
 
meow:
okay but that was hella sweet
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
aww
 
donttalktomeormycats:
i
 
donttalktomeormycats:
i’m talking about it with nezu
 
Insomniacat:
wait what
 
Insomniacat:
wait denki
 
Insomniacat:
what i
 
ikazooku:
SHINSOU YOU BETTER PREPARE YOURSELF IM GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST HUG BRB IM RUNNING TO THE GENERAL ED DORM RN (MIRIO, TSU HAS THE COOKIES)
 
ikazooku:
SCREW THE STAFF AND THEIR CURFEW HOURS
 
ikazooku:
WAIT NOBODY TOLD ME AIZAWA WAS IN HERE
 
SuperGlue:
at this exact moment midoriya knew,,,, he fucked up
 
donttalktomeormycats:
you’re allowed to go and see him but nobody snitch
 
tintin:
AIZAWA YOU BIG SOFTIE
 
donttalktomeormycats:
MIRIO
 
tintin:
yeah shutting up now
 
DwayneJohnson:
KDKSSK KAMINARI FELL OUT OF HIS CHAIR AND ONTO HIS FACE
 
Insomniacat:
WAIT WHATS HAPPENING
 
donttalktomeormycats:
they’re giving you a warm welcome
 Insomniacat: WAIT FUCK  
chapter 5 1/2 (manga spoilers)
 
Uncovered Hidden Files

Private Chat Logs Opened

April - 14 - 2019
4:37 PM
👌 👈6 Members  thottie: sorry dabi i know ur a hoe and ur picking up spicy thots but you gotta help us twice wants to go to war  deadpool: SKDKSKSK TO G A  imascalieowo: twice: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals,and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. thottie: IM SCREAMING  crustybitch: okay i usually dont interfere but what the actual fuck did you just use copypasta in this day and age  MagicMan: I thought we left copypasta behind a long time ago  thottie: we're villains what did you expect  crustybitch: we're not that low jc  flaminghotcheetos: wait whats this about me being a hoe  thottie: you are  imascalieowo: we were just discussing your kinks  flaminghotcheetos: what the fuck  crustybitch: fml  deadpool: same MagicMan: I want to die.

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April-17-1911:06 PMavengers assemble34 Members Defying-Spanish-Lessons: where the fuck has everybody been i’ve been in the izucrew gc vineisdead: Jesus. Defying-Spanish-Lessons: what vineisdead: Preaching. vineisdead: God. vineisdead: AMEN SISTER the-chat-goddess: sorry monoma broke her meow: i just sent a picture the-chat-goddess: you brought upon sin  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: UHH KOUDAS IN THIS GC Defying-Spanish-Lessons: eww u nasty monoma :((( meow: waiT NO NOT THAT KIND OF PICTURE hurricanekatrina: naughty boy monky: did everybody forget aizawa is in the chat cAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT THIS Defying-Spanish-Lessons: …. nasty the-chat-goddess: THOUGHT YOU WERE CALLING AIZAWA NASTY AND I ALMOST DID A BACKFLIP BC DAMN THAT BRAVERY Defying-Spanish-Lessons: oh god no if i did i’d be dead Defying-Spanish-Lessons: not because of aizawa because tsu and shinsou would go batshit crazy because i insulted their father hurricanekatrina: just say daddy you coward vineisdead: HOLY FATHER PLEASE Defying-Spanish-Lessons: what picture was it btw the-chat-goddess: MONOMA DONT CURSE THIS CHAT 
meow:

Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Okay, what the fuck? monky: are those rats the-chat-goddess: jesus now cursed this chat vineisdead: MY CHRISTIANITY: DO I LAUGH AT THIS OR LIKE- hurricanekatrina: “what god do you worship” “uhhh mickey” Defying-Spanish-Lessons: EVER SINCE OJIRO MENTIONED AIZAWA I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT HIM JUST LOOKING AT THIS AND GOING WHAT THE FUC K meow: it’s what she deserves meow: fuck wait wrong chat the-chat-goddess: lmao sure monky: aizawa: traumatizedmonoma: you deserve this mf meow: WAIT Defying-Spanish-Lessons: breaking news monoma doesn’t just hate class 1A he’s secretly planning on killing aizawa meow: SKDKDKKSKD N O hurricanekatrina: https://youtu.be/jOzBhuTEBT0  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: What. Defying-Spanish-Lessons: jesus looking down at us: OH SHITTT Defying-Spanish-Lessons: faint echoing: oh shit oh shit oh shit PrincessBubblegum: SORRY TO RUIN THIS TOUCHING MOMENT AND OFF TOPIC AS HELL BUT SOMEBODY TELL KIRISHIMA TO SHUT UP hagakurethefriendlyghost: KIRISHIMA SHUT UP ILY THO QUEEN Defying-Spanish-Lessons: hi friends welcome to the hellhole. we’re talking about jesus. what’s going on with queen kiri? PrincessBubblegum: HES SINGING MICHAEL BUBLES TOTALLY HETERO RENDITION OF SANTA BABY hagakurethefriendlyghost: ITS AP RI L EdgarAllenCrow: Isn’t that a Christmas song? hurricanekatrina: SANTA B U D D Y the-chat-goddess: wait what’s the michael bible rendition the-chat-goddess: wait **buble monky: michael bible Defying-Spanish-Lessons: michael bible hagakurethefriendlyghost: https://youtu.be/JnOLam2AwXY  meow: nobody:shiozaki: i read the michael bible daily hurricanekatrina: i’ll recite some verses from the michael bible monky: michael bible is the personification of no homo Defying-Spanish-Lessons: michael bible and santa are sitting five feet apart because they’re not gay the-chat-goddess: santa BUDDY PrincessBubblegum: Jesus Buddy vineisdead: Oh. Defying-Spanish-Lessons: jesus buddy i’ll wait up for you DUDE jesus BUDDY now hurry down the chimney tonight ;))) EdgarAllenCrow: What the actual fuck? Let’s-Get-This-Bread: That’s what I've been saying. April-18-197:41 AMavengers assemble34 Members hagakurethefriendlyghost: @aizawa @aizawa @aizawa @aizawa hagakurethefriendlyghost: help i need somebody hagakurethefriendlyghost: help not just anybody monky: what the fuck are you doing you’re gonna summon him hagakurethefriendlyghost: commence the ritual

vineisdead: This. Isn’t. Very. Cash. Money. monky: “THIS ISNT VERY CASH MONEY” SKSKDK hagakurethefriendlyghost: YOU KNOW WHATS NOT VERY CASH MONEY??? hagakurethefriendlyghost: KIRISHIMA SINGING MICHAEL BUBLE’S SANTA BABY DwayneJohnson: that’s what you get for giving me sugar last night  hagakurethefriendlyghost: IT WAS ONE SLICE OF CAKE Insomniacat: hagakure, my dad says what do you want Insomniacat: WAIT FUCK donttalktomeormycats: do you see me as a father figure shinsou Insomniacat: NO I SEE YOU AS A BOTHER FIGURE BECAUSE YOURE ALWAYS BOTHERING ME hagakurethefriendlyghost: o great lord aizawa hagakurethefriendlyghost: i must ask you of something DwayneJohnson: ariana grande voice: god is an aizawa Insomniacat: if you try to sing it it doesn’t roll off the tongue as easily vineisdead: I hate everyone here. monky: same sis hagakurethefriendlyghost: AIZAWA AIZAWA AIZAWA hagakurethefriendlyghost: I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW IM NOT GONNA BE ATTENDING CLASS FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS WE GO BACK TO SCHOOL hagakurethefriendlyghost: I GOT FAMILY ISSUES TO TAKE CARE OF MY MOM WILL PROBABLY CONTACT YOU BUT I WANTED TO ASK EITHER YOU OR SHINSOU IF YOU CAN GET THE CLASSWORK I’LL BE MISSING FROM THE OTHER TEACHERS Insomniacat: WH Y M E hagakurethefriendlyghost: YOU LITERALLY CALLED MIDNIGHT “AUNTIE NEMURI” THE OTHER DAY Insomniacat: FUCK YOU DwayneJohnson: WATCH YOUR FUCKING LANGUAGE hagakurethefriendlyghost: watch out kiri the bakugou is rubbing off bakuno: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN Insomniacat: you practically answered your own question there SuperGlue: big oof donttalktomeormycats: make shinsou do it. but i’ll send you the word document of my class’ classwork Insomniacat: wait what the fuck Insomniacat: do i get no say in this donttalktomeormycats: no not really SuperGlue: BIG OOF vineisdead: Awase, stop getting involved in other class’ ordeals. SuperGlue: oof DwayneJohnson: *roblox noise* oof donttalktomeormycats: also, are you going to leave me in this chat? hagakurethefriendlyghost: sure why not you can help me with homework DwayneJohnson: ig monky: ok SuperGlue: idc vineisdead: As long as you don’t add my homeroom teacher. bakuno: i could give two shits about if you’re in this goddamn gc Insomniacat: nonononono donttalktomeormycats: alright  Insomniacat: thats a terrible idea because pretty soon the whole UA staff will be in here  hagakurethefriendlyghost: LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN DREAM TEAM  SuperGlue: the goal is to get every top ranking pro hero in here  AfricaByTotoroki: Endeavor........ Insomniacat: eww no  DwayneJohnson: dw  we would never stoop that low  monky: no burning trash allowed  SuperGlue: endeavor more like endevore  monky: okay no  April-18-199:24 PMavengers assemble34 Members monky: why is there a support student in our building?? ikazooku: her name is HATSUME and we’re playing KAHOOT because it’s her BIRTHDAY and i LOVE HER hurricanekatrina: midoriya,,,, you love everyone and everyone loves you monky: honestly it’s quite tiring ducktape: WAIT YOU GUYS ARE PLAYING KAHOOT AND I WASNT INVITED ikazooku: oh my god sero we’re about to do a guess that vine kahoot you can hurry and join us we’re playing in my room Insomniacat: everybody does love midoriya tbh Insomniacat: how can you not ikazooku: SKDKDKDK GUYS <3 donttalktomeormycats: well- monky: OH MYF UCKINGN GO D hurricanekatrina: SHADY QUEEN WE STAN Insomniacat: THIS IS WHY I DIDNT WANT HIM ON THE GC HGUGK ikazooku: IM CRYING ducktape: DONT TALK TO ME OR MY SON, IZUKU EVER AGAIN Insomniacat: aizawa: breathesyou guys: SKKDDKD WHAT THE FUCCKK tintin: AIZAWA STOP YOURE SCARING THE CHILDREN SuperGlue: CLASS 1A DAMN vineisdead: Class 1-B is literally having a nice conversation in the common room about our families rn but whenever this chat starts going off like half of us start going on our phones. What have you done to my class? ikazooku: sorry shiozaki!! monky: uh oh they’ve been cursed Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Ive been trying to avoid this chat DisneyPrincess: you’ve been doing a goddamn terrible job at it tbh ducktape: oh my god he snapped ikazooku: k-kouda DisneyPrincess: sorry i mean uwu blushes satou-kun gomenesai uwu donttalktomeormycats: what the fuck ikazooku: HADOTINBSE SXROPS 
ikazooku added proudmother to the group chat
 ikazooku: my work here is done. i can return to my phone now.  proudmother: HELLO!! ikazooku: HATSUME I INVITED YOU OVER FOR KAHOOT AND YOU STAB ME IN THE BACK  proudmother: ITS MY BIRTHDAY I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT BITCHHHHH ducktape: i walked into midoriyas room and the first thing i see is-hatsume tackling midoriya-todoroki about to commit bloody murder-uraraka and tsu cheering her on-iida being concerned-shinsou waving hello to me proudmother: and a partridge in a pear tree  ducktape: hi shinsou ducktape: you’re the only person who greeted me so you’re my new fave Insomniacat: nice SuperGlue: is that hatsume mei? proudmother: YO!! WHO THE fuck ARE YOU SuperGlue: AWASE SuperGlue: MELDING GUY ducktape: the blacksmith in the minecraft village SuperGlue: oh my god 
SuperGlue changed their username to MinecraftBlacksmith
 proudmother: OH I THINK I REMEMBER YOU  MinecraftBlacksmith: i guess i didnt make that much of an impression

MinecraftBlacksmith: i see how it is  hurricanekatrina: oh my god is it sad bitch hour MinecraftBlacksmith: im always in sad bitch hour 24/7  vineisdead: you okay awase  MinecraftBlacksmith: why would you ask that  MinecraftBlacksmith: me:

proudmother: im sorry b  MinecraftBlacksmith: im going to stand in the rain and be dramatic 
 
 ducktape: meanwhile:

Insomniacat: i dont know why but when i saw this the first thing i though of was: thats monoma  monky: i-i can see it  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: ur rite it has that extra, petty bitch energy  MinecraftBlacksmith: i mean monoma is a bit of a musical geek so i bet he knows of the musical adaption  ducktape: monoma being a musical geek makes perfect sense because hes so dramatic  ikazooku: meanwhile, still in the rain, uraraka:

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: BEING COMPARED TO TOM HOLLAND IS A BLESSING THANK  monky: OH MY FUCKING GOD  Insomniacat: tbh she would proudmother: am so happy to be here   ikazooku: WHAT DOES THAT PICTURE MEAN HATSUME  
ducktape:

proudmother: yee haw    
 
 April-19-191:07 PMavengers assemble35 Members hurricanetortilla: camie just screamed “fuCKING CLASS 1B” what did y’all do now MinecraftBlacksmith: we went to the ZOO the-chat-goddess: i practically babysitted everybody who went (awase, pony, setsuna, tetsutetsu, komori, and monoma) MinecraftBlacksmith: i think its worth mentioning that a pidgeon pooped twice on monoma in less than a hour  meow: fuck you  PrincessBubblegum: please tell me you went to the kids area if there was one at the zoo you went to  iamnjustalittlecreacher: uhhh hell yeah the-chat-goddess: it was ueno zoo  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: my legs are killing me  meow: OKAY IT WASNT THAT MUCH WALKING  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: :( shut up im tired  proudmother: komori is the mushroom girl right  MinecraftBlacksmith: OH SO YOU REMEMBER HER BUT NOT ME :((( proudmother: gonna be prETTY FUCKING BLUNT with you buddy, her quirk is more memorable than yours. plus i helped her make her water sprays.  MinecraftBlacksmith: sis thats how it is then,,, fine carry on. see if i care  proudmother:

MinecraftBlacksmith: WOAH MY NAME IS BEING TARNISHED

PrincessBubblegum: hatsume really out there,,, we love a queen

proudmother: lmao i tryyyy

meow: doing the lords work

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: changing the topic because you all suck

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: tsuyu, i saw a frog and thought of you

Kermit:

Kermit: Thank you Pony, you're my favorite.

PrincessBubblegum: WO A H IM TELLING DEKUSQUAD

Kermit:

iamnjustalittlecreacher: more importantly, can you please only text in kermit pictures

meow: oh my god please no

Kermit:

meow: i hate

MinecraftBlacksmith: well kermit hates you

Kermit:

iamnjustalittlecreacher: @monoma go back to the hole you crawled out of

PrincessBubblegum: kermit is my king, haters dont interact

meow: please go back to bullying awase instead

proudmother: i can do that

MinecraftBlacksmith: IM CRYING NO

April-20-194:38 PMavengers assemble35 Members LeggyForEggy: CAN SOMEBODY FOR THE LOVE OF GOD EXPLAIN WHY BAKUGOU DOESNT WANT ANYBODY IN CLASS 1-A TO TELL THE BIG CHAT ITS HIS BIRTHDAY Kermit: Iida wrong chat LeggyForEggy: FRI C K Let’s-Get-This-Bread: And chaos ensues Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ehehhehe the-chat-goddess: oh happy birthday bakugou proudmother: yooo april birthday buds, what is up my fellow aries Kermit: Yeah, Bakugou as an Aries makes a lot of sense proudmother: YO WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN Kermit: Hatsume as an Aries makes a lot of sense the-chat-goddess: it’s the terrifying super passionate nature is what i think it is DisneyPrincess: bakugous probably wreaking havoc rn DarkBecomesDarker: its april 20th??? ??? i don’t understand??? iamnjustalittlecreacher: 4/20 blaze it AfricaByTotoroki: Inasa has been dying to tell everybody all day. Who would’ve thought it would be Iida who did the deed LeggyForEggy: Oh nevermind I googled it. Nobody better be smoking marijuana today  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: iida i aint abt that life  proudmother: make him pot brownies for his birthday  iamnjustalittlecreacher: IM CRYING OH MY GODDD THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANTED AND MORE  proudmother: bakugou coming out of the womb:

Defying-Spanish-Lessons: IS THAT THE SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY SONG proudmother: snoop dog? yeah.  Kermit: hotel? trivago. ouiouibitches: s t o p w i t h t h e a m e r i c a n c u l t u r e j o k e s  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: AOYAMA MEMES ARE UNIVERSAL STFU  MinecraftBlacksmith: i would make a joke but i dont want bakugou to kill me  AirpodHater: i think hes actually napping right now.  gayhunkoctopus: yes. i was going to wish him a happy birthday but he was asleep in his room.  the-chat-goddess: i mean if my birthday was on weed day i would try to sleep the whole day off too  AfricaByTotoroki: Somebody blast music in his ear.  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i like your train of though, todoroki. may i suggest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=shCYA2J-De8 AirpodHater: what the fuck is that video  iamnjustalittlecreacher: I WATCH THIS VIDEO EVERY YEAR  gayhunkoctopus: where do yall find this stuff  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: wait todoroki is actually going to do it,,, im coming with him  iamnjustalittlecreacher: shouji, you just gotta watch a lot of weird ass videos and then they pop up into your recommendations. for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zccq23hS2N0 was just recommended to me  RyanReynolds: can somebody marry me today so that our 50th anniversary is 4/20/69 AirpodHater: sorry but nobody is that desperate  RyanReynolds: sHOOK WHAT THE FUCK J I R O U  DwayneJohnson: oh shit youre right,,, that kind of ruins what i was going to do but im going to do it anyway  RyanReynolds: wAIT KIRISHIMA YOU WANNA MARRY ME  DwayneJohnson: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I HATE THAT HOLD ON DENKI IM GONNA PM YOU  ouiouibitches: thats cryptic as hell  AirpodHater: he was planning something today? i assume? ouiouibitches: he was planning the murder of shouji  gayhunkoctopus: what  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: OEH SHIT WEE RE RU N IGN G AfricaByTotoroki: we di d th ef viedo th in g AirpodHater: this is why you dont bother bakugou  DarkBecomesDarker: wait whats going on  iamnjustalittlecreacher: i assume they're running from bakugou because they blasted the video into his ear  gayhunkoctopus: and the bottoms up video that you sent, setsuna. i heard it through the wall iamnjustalittlecreacher: glad i could be of assistance.   bakuno: I DONT WANT TO SEE ANYBODY SAY SOMETHING IN THIS CHAT FOR THE NEXT HOUR  RyanReynolds: something in this chat for the next hour  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: oh my god thanks kaminari instead of trying to kill us hes going to kill you now  AfricaByTotoroki: I advise that you run. Angry birthday weed baby is cranky.  RyanReynolds: OH SHITZSGJLELZKGJL iamnjustalittlecreacher: f in the chat for kaminari  AfricaByTotoroki: F  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: f  gayhunkoctopus: f  AirpodHater: f  ouiouibitches: f   April-20-198:08 PMavengers assemble35 Members PrincessBubblegum: happy birthday bakugou, i already sent you a private message but ur one of the closest friends i’ve made here bitchh,,, ur the realest motherfucker here and i wish many more years of our friendship to come where we can wear face masks and be the coolest hoes in town[image_bakusquadatbdaydinner][image_bakudinner] RyanReynolds: HES CRYING bakuno: WHAT THE FUCK IM NOT AfricaByTotoroki: You guys went to dinner tonight? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: KOREAN BBQ???? WITHOUT ME?!?!? tintin: ohhhh that looks so good!!! DwayneJohnson: yeahh!! it’s delicious!! we’re eating smores rn, happy birthday bakubae <333 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: WHAT PrincessBubblegum: OH YEAH THAT HAPPENED DURING DINNER RyanReynolds: THEIR 50TH ANNIVERSARY WILL BE ON 4/20/69 IM SCREAMING  ducktape: i’ve never seen bakugou smile this wide tintin: aww Defying-Spanish-Lessons: wait so they’re the third couple in the class right? PrincessBubblegum: yeah after hagakure and ojiro as well as tokoyami and shouji PrincessBubblegum: and if you count satou and his girlfriend we’ve never met, that’s four Defying-Spanish-Lessons: AWW CUTE CONGRATS DORKS bakuno: SHUT UP Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i WISH some people would have the guts to confess like a certain cruella de vil AfrifaByTotoroki: what AfricaByTotoroki: Also, Bakugou, please answer Camie on the Kardashian Family GC bakuno: TELL HER TO FUCK OFF PrincessBubblegum: that’s not very plus ultra of you bakugou DwayneJohnson: uh oh bakugou don’t be a meanie RyanReynolds: or else kirishima will have to punish you DwayneJohnson: SKSKSKKSSK WHAT THE FUCK ducktape: uhhh cAN YOU NOT tintin: lmao gay bakuno: k a m i n a r i Defying-Spanish-Lessons: kinky gay shits AfricaByTotoroki: @Bakugou Camie says to suck her dick btw bakuno: i know i’m in the group chat dipshit PrincessBubblegum: god bakugous other friends are so cool. we have rivals.   ducktape: uhh but do they have tape,,,, thats what i thought  PrincessBubblegum: thats rite our secret weapon, tape.  RyanReynolds: OH MY GOD EVERYBODY SHUT UP WAIT THIS SONG IS MY JAM RyanReynolds: THEYRE PLAYING NINE IN THE AFTERNOON BY PANIC! AT 9PM ICONIC PrincessBubblegum: NOBODY CARES KAMINARI  RyanReynolds: I DO SO SHUT U P  sasuke: congratulations kirishima and bakugou! DwayneJohnson: AHHH THANK YOU TAMAKI ILY BB PrincessBubblegum: YA WHEN WE WERE SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIRISHIMA WAS HOLDING BAKUGOUS HAND AND IT WAS THE CUTEST THIGN EVER BUT I WANT TO BARF  RyanReynolds: I WAS ACTUALLY CRYING IM SO LONELY ducktape: THE REST OF THE BAKUSQUAD CAN HANG OUT AT CHILIS TOMORROW WHEN BAKUGOU AND KIRI GO ON THEIR DATE AND WE CAN CRY TOGETHER  PrincessBubblegum: GAY AND LONELY  RyanReynolds: THATS A BIG MOOD  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: I DONT KNOW SIS EVERYBODY IN THIS CLASS FUCKING PINES SO  PrincessBubblegum: IM NOT CURRENTLY BUT YOU ARE B I T CH  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: SHU TYO U R FUC K  Mr.SteelYourGirl: WAIT IM SCREAMING  Mr.SteelYourGirl:  KIRI GOT A BOYFFF  Mr.SteelYourGirl: IF WE'RE LIKE SOUL-LINKED DOES THAT MEAN I GET AN ANGRY BOYFRIEND TOO WAIT WH A T  DwayneJohnson: YOU CANT HAVE MINE BITCH  Mr.SteelYourGirl: NO OFFENSE BUT I DONT WANT HIM  PrincessBubblegum: SKKDSKKS I DONT BLAME YOU  bakuno: WELL FUCK YOU THEN  EdgarAllenCrow: Is it time to absolutely demolish Bakugou? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ganging up on bakugou hour  RyanReynolds: all 34 other members of this gc just team up on bakugou  DwayneJohnson: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BAKUGOU! 
chapter 6 1/2 (manga spoilers)

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 April - 22 - 20192:43 PM👌 👈6 Members  thottie: DONT YALL JUST LIKE  thottie: WANNA BE VANESSA HUDGENS  thottie: WHO WANTS TO BE THE ZAC EFFRON TO MY VANESSA HUDGENS  flaminghotcheetos: ew thottie: bitch not you  thottie: ITS TOGA TIME crustybitch: no  thottie: uwu uwuwuuwuwuwuw  imascalieowo: i want whatever shes on  thottie: IM A B A D BIT CH YO U CAN T KIL L ME  thottie: HYAHHH  crustybitch: STOP SCREAMING WHERE IS YOUR SANITY thottie: LMAO WHAT SANITY  flaminghotbitch: YO THATS A BIG MOOD  thottie: IS IT BACKSTORY HOUR BEC A U S E flaminghotbitch: UHH NO THANKS  crustybitch: SKDKSK NAH IM GOOD  imascalieowo: IM JUST A FURRY DONT BOTHER ME  deadpool: im just psychologically messed up  thottie: YO SAME  MagicMan: i am concerned

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April-29-1911:12 PMavengers assemble35 Members tintin: i’ve been thinking hurricanetortilla: yes mirio, that is a thing all humans do vineisdead: About? tintin: life i guess vineisdead: Hmm. Enlighten me. tintin: well i’ve just been feeling really sad tintin: i tintin: i miss training to be a hero tintin: i say i don’t and some days i really am just content with this simple life i have for me but being a hero is something i’m passionate about and i miss it  vineisdead: Ah. I like to listen to classical music when I’m feeling blue tintin: thank you. it’s not really feeling blue tho, it’s being in a slump, depressed ig. idk sorry for venting hurricanetortilla: idk i just recently learned that being a hero isn’t just about your power and your quirk but the ability to care for others and forgive, compassion. you have the qualities of a hero and i think things will get better for you soon tintin: thank you  vineisdead: Who knew you’d two be so wise? hurricanetortilla: i dont know i think sometimes,,, like i was just thinking about how  some days i just wanna grow old in a field with a partner hurricanetortilla: gay and alive tintin: SKKDKD IM SORRY BUT “GAY AND ALIVE” hurricanetortilla: did i fucking stutter hurricanetortilla: lmao but yeah,,, pan and dramatic . living in a little cottage with a soulmate. birds singing sweet tunes and the rhythm of a clock ticking as we fish in a passing lake vineisdead: Thats oddly poetic if you Inasa  hurricanetortilla: shakespeare is quaking  vineisdead: The conversation is slowly turning cursed  hurricanetortilla: i have that effect  tintin: ily inasa  hurricanetortilla: lmao same no homo  vineisdead: I feel like I'm intruding on something  hurricanetortilla: we're having a moment begone  tintin: skskdk no shiozaki can stay  tintin: this is a class 1a free zone  vineisdead: Class 1A gets all the attention so it's side-character time  hurricanetortilla: background character appreciation hour  tintin: YEh  Insomniacat: am i not allowed in the side-character crew  Mr.SteelYourGirl: technically no  hurricanetortilla: nah, shinsou got promoted to class 1a  Mr.SteelYourGirl: youre dead to us now  tintin: kicking you out of the club  RyanReynolds: WAIT THERES A CLUB  Mr.SteelYourGirl: yah only for cool kids  RyanReynolds: crying and shaking  tintin: good  April-30-197:21 AMavengers assemble35 Members SoccerMom: A friend of mine has asked if they can join the group chat, I’m sorry Todoroki 
SoccerMom added NoYoumi and beandaddy to the group chat
 AfricaByTotoroki: NO beandaddy: gasp g ay s?? SoccerMom: PLEASE BEHAVE IN THE CHAT  beandaddy: :)))))) twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: whomst  SoccerMom: This is Fuyumi and Natsuo Todoroki  ikazooku: HI TODOROKI SIBLINGS  AfricaByTotoroki: WHY  DwayneJohnson: beandaddy  beandaddy: shouto called me natto once hence why im bean daddy  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: isnt natto like that bean thing  DwayneJohnson: yeah, i forgot that youre an exchange student  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: im good at blending in  NoYoumi: natto is nasty  beandaddy: yOUr eNa sTY  NoYoumi: what the fri ck did you say to me  meow: im allergic to todorokis  AfricaByTotoroki: then perish  meow: gladly  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: monoma craves death  ikazooku: all three todoroki siblings just demolish monoma  beandaddy: we like fuse together like power rangers or smth  beandaddy: VOLTRON  NoYoumi: dragonball z fusion dance  DwayneJohnson: todoroki siblings defeat thanos in endgame  beandaddy: YEAH  April-30-1910:42 PMavengers assemble37 Members monky: does anybody know why there’s been so many bugs in the dorms lately? gayhunkoctopus: i’m not sure but kouda said he’d help anybody who was having infestation issues Insomniacat: i found like 10 silverfish in my book, what the fuck is happening monky: they do seem to be bugging us quite a bit monky: pun intended Insomniacat: ojiro,,, monky: that’s my name don’t wear it out iamnjustalittlecreacher: with all of these bugs i’ve become more paranoid, the walls are making weird noises and i actually want to cry vineisdead: I’m sure it is nothing. iamnjustalittlecreacher: that’s what everybody in a horror movie says DisneyPrincess: you think we’re in a horror movie? iamnjustalittlecreacher: i mean iamnjustalittlecreacher: have any of you seen that episode in supernatural s1 where the house gets invaded with bugs bc of a curse or smth i dunno havent watched in a while  Insomniacat: are you suggesting the dorms are haunted iamnjustalittlecreacher: bingo. vineisdead: Setsuna stop watching Buzzfeed Unsolved at 11 pm  iamnjustalittlecreacher: skskssk stop calling me out but i don’t know. i have this feeling. it’s ghosts DisneyPrincess: an interesting thought indeed monky: i’m pretty sure it’s just bug infestation, it is starting to get a bit warmer gayhunkoctopus: ojiro it’s 60 degrees fahrenheit monky: you’re right that wasn’t that convincing monky: but ghosts? seriously? iamnjustalittlecreacher: you have a tail, i can separate my limbs. anything is possible dude Insomniacat: well tell the ghost to fuck off the silverfish are eating my books gayhunkoctopus: ive killed like 10 ants in the past half hour iamnjustalittlecreacher: im going out to look for a ghost in the class 1b dorm vineisdead: rip setsuna  iamnjustalittlecreacher: shiozaki say my eulogy at the funeral  vineisdead: Nah.  Insomniacat: shes going to get possessed.  monky: god i wish that was me  Insomniacat: what if she just finds this

gayhunkoctopus: what the fuck shinsou  Insomniacat: no but like  vineisdead: That makes me want to cry.  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: dogtopus  Insomniacat: it looks like the despacito roblox thing monky: what  Insomniacat: you know the thing from like last year  Insomniacat: this

proudmother: wow hot  gayhunkoctopus: SKDKSK  iamnjustalittlecreacher: OH SHIT  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: oh my fucking god shes fucking dead  iamnjustalittlecreacher: I THOUGHT I SAW A GHOST SO I FLAILED MY ARMS BUT I KNOCKED KUROIRO OUT COLD  monky: HH  Insomniacat: well then  vineisdead: RIP Kurorio  iamnjustalittlecreacher: he was a sneakin in the shadows!! and he scared me  proudmother: i'll help you hide the dead body  iamnjustalittlecreacher: thanks hatsume, the true hero of this narrative monky: remind me never to cross paths with hatsume  proudmother: :)))
May-1-197:11 AMavengers assemble37 Members DwayneJohnson: fatgum said gay rights uwu sasuke: oh my god Kermit: Stop tarnishing the healthy Defying-Spanish-Lessons: @kirishima silence homosexual

DwayneJohnson: no u

Kermit: top 10 anime battles  sasuke: is everybody gay here  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: nah you got people like satou, hagakure, ojiro, etc  AirpodHater: but for the most part yes  bakuno: its honestly ridiculous at this point  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: next generation of heroes is 90% gay  DwayneJohnson: we travel in packs  ouiouibitch: the only place where being straight is the minority  ouiouibitch: i mean with the exception of like a gay bar  MinecraftBlacksmith: i feel intimidated  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: be scared you hetero thot  MinecraftBlacksmith: SHOOK  gayhunkoctopus: uraraka you arent even gay  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: shut up youll blow my identity  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: (im biggie bi) DwayneJohnson: im so tired i thought that said "im reggie bi" MinecraftBlacksmith: reggie of nintendo is confirmed bisexual  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: nintendo said gay rights  AirpodHater: darn right they did  ouiouibitch: its almost pride month you know what that means  ouiouibitch: we force satou to make gay cake  gayhunkoctopus: he would do it anyway because satou is,,,,, good  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: we love satou in this household  gayhunkoctopus: he's getting ready for class rn so everybody surprise him with love  
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:

ouiouibitch:

AirpodHater:

DwayneJohnson:

Let's-Get-This-Bread: WAIT GUYS WHAT May-1-1910:00 PMavengers assemble37 Members PrincessBubblegum: IM SHAKING AND CRYING Mr.SteelYourGirl: is it for that biggie test tomorrow?,,,, and for the rest of this week and next week PrincessBubblegum: me, sobbing: yes Mr.SteelYourGirl: when vlad said that the test will help place us in our classes for next year i had a panic attack Mr.SteelYourGirl: in fact i should be studying,,,, PrincessBubblegum: same wyd? Mr.SteelYourGirl: jamming out to music at 10 pm PrincessBubblegum: i’m on tumblr hhhh PrincessBubblegum: @momo help mother r u studying?? SoccerMom: I’m reading, but if you need to study I’ll swing over PrincessBubblegum: THANK YOU! Mr.SteelYourGirl: i sneak to class 1a dorm for study time Mr.SteelYourGirl: OH SHIT AIZAWA IS IN THE CLASS NVM ABORT PrincessBubblegum: MAKE A RUN FOR IT TETSU  Mr.SteelYourGirl: LIGHTNING MCQUEEN VOICE: I AM SPEED  PrincessBubblegum: SONIC SPEED  
RyanReynolds:
   PrincessBubblegum:  ME O W  bakuno: eww what the fuck is that  AfricaByTotoroki: o h  RyanReynolds: wait guys wait  RyanReynolds: look at this

RyanReynolds: now look at this

PrincessBubblegum: SCREAMING  AfricaByTotoroki: KAMINARI SHUT UP  bakuno: holy shit  SoccerMom: Todoroki voice: Secret Love Child  AfricaByTotoroki: NO  PrincessBubblegum: i see the teeth resemblance  AfricaByTotoroki: STO P  AfricaByTotoroki: WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES  PrincessBubblegum: but who else uses lil lightnings? RyanReynolds: wait mina  PrincessBubblegum: to complete the holy trinity

bakuno: kaminari has sonic hair  RyanReynolds: SKSKDKS S TO P  AfricaByTotoroki: To be fair, you started it.  Mr.SteelYourGirl: guys vlad caught me trying to sneak out of the dorm,,, i think aizawa cashed me out what happened while i was gone  PrincessBubblegum: scroll up  Mr.SteelYourGirl: WHERE HAS THIS CONVERSATION GONE TO? bakuno: its all gone to shit   May-2-199:47 PMavengers assemble37 Members sasuke: if i see one more avengers endgame spoiler on my feed i’m gonna lose it PrincessBubblegum: honestly same sis, i’m losing my goddamn marbles LeggyForEggy: What are you doing awake? We have testing tomorrow, get some rest. sasuke: thank you but i physically can not fall asleep,,,, mind goblins are too loud PrincessBubblegum: yo same it’s only 10 iida LeggyForEggy: Sleep is good! We’re still growing! PrincessBubblegum: then why r u awake LeggyForEggy: oh shite u rite fam sasuke: o h PrincessBubblegum: i’m always right uwu the-chat-goddess: class 1b is still awake, we’re finding out our hogwarts houses PrincessBubblegum: i’m eating popsicles with bakusquad RyanReynolds: Y E E sasuke: i’m lying in bed,,, contemplating Kermit: why do we only text at 10 pm anymore? DisneyPrincess: because the author is structured to a schedule and only finds time to write late at night before bed Kermit: what DisneyPrincess: what the-chat-goddess: bc tests have taken over the rest of our days Kermit: It means no worries for the rest of your days  PrincessBubblegum: are we gonna go from live action sonic to live action lion king Kermit: oh my god dont talk about disney live action remakes  sasuke: ik theyre cash grabs but like,,,,, lion king  PrincessBubblegum: ME TOO SIS  Kermit: I can't get behind the movie I'm sorry  Kermit: Like look at this raw emotion, 10/10

PrincessBubblegum: okay i see your point but lion king  Kermit: But get this,,,,,, it looks bland. RyanReynolds: im just watching for the dress in drag and do the hula part  PrincessBubblegum: why wait to watch it when me and you can recreate it right now  RyanReynolds: Y E S  LeggyForEggy: PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GO TO SLEEP  RyanReynolds: YOURE NOT MY MOM YAOYOROZU IS  LeggyForEggy: I HATE THIS FUCKING FAMILY  PrincessBubblegum: IIDA SWORE EVERYBODY  RyanReynolds: IS THAT EVEN ALLOWED  PrincessBubblegum: ARREST HIM OFFICER Kermit: .....I'm going to bed  May-3-197:14 AMavengers assemble37 Members ducktape: ojiro tell me where hagakure is monky: no can do ducktape: useless, i’ll have to hunt her down myself MinecraftBlacksmith: sero,,, what ducktape: my slime  ducktape: it’s been taken and i sense a particular invisible girl has taken it hagakurethefriendlyghost: you have no proof i am innocent  ducktape: thats what somebody who was guilty would say ouiouibitch: oh shes booking it  bakuno: INVISIBLE GIRL WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING  Insomniacat: oh,, i see her with the slime. you have a lot of slime sero  ducktape: thank you  ducktape: now i got a thief to catch  ducktape: OJIRO YOU'RE WORKING WITH THE ENEMY  monky: SORRY SHE'S MY GIRLFRIEND  ducktape: FUCK IM SINGLE  ouiouibitch: I CAN HELP YOU SERO  ducktape: THANK YOU  MinecraftBlacksmith: the great slime chase of 2019  Insomniacat: this'll go down in the history books  Insomniacat: also bakugou is going to murder somebody  bakuno: EVERYBODY HERE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY  Insomniacat: bakugou is like that one vine hold on  MinecraftBlacksmith: i dont trust you after despacito spider  Insomniacat: i found it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CZgGSxYq_ww MinecraftBlacksmith: bakugou is disappointed vine  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: shinsou how much hours of sleep did you get last night  Insomniacat: NOT ENOUGH  May-4-1911:34 PMavengers assemble37 Members yourworstfuckingnightmare: this just in: nobody in the big three/little four squad knows how to work a tv yourworstfuckingnightmare: i keep telling them we can just watch pirated movies but DwayneJohnson: that’s illegal!!! and bad!! >:( yourworstfuckingnightmare: lmao bootleg movies here i come,,,, i just want to watch aladdin already DwayneJohnson: i’m telling fatgum yourworstfuckingnightmare: bitch you best not 
DwayneJohnson added thisbreadtinyYEAST
 yourworstfuckingnightmare: i hope you die DwayneJohnson: :,(( thisbreadtinyYEAST: owo what is this SoccerMom: The chat grows slowly AirpodHater: is that- is that fatgum thisbreadtinyYEAST: yah my username is based on this one tumblr post lemme find it DwayneJohnson: meet my dad i love him DwayneJohnson: he’s my hero DwayneJohnson: i’m dressing up as him for halloween yourworstfuckingnightmare: kirishima does fatgum cosplay DwayneJohnson: NEJIRE NO SoccerMom: Well, you guys did say you were going to add every hero to here AfricaByTotoroki: Except Ende*vor SoccerMom: Yes, what he said. thisbreadtinyYEAST: i found it

thisbreadtinyYEAST: also eww ende*vor yourworstfuckingnightmare: ende*vore AirpodHater: everybody hates ende*vor except ende*vor AfricaByTotoroki: You're absolutely fucking right and you should say it DwayneJohnson: yo it’s shame ende*vor hour ducktape: i have snacks for shame ende*vor hour ducktape: i brought refreshments DwayneJohnson: the true MVP thanks tape dad ouiouibitch: tape daddy ducktape: i want to kashoot myself DarkBecomesDarker: y’all are cursed i hate this thisbreadtinyYEAST: then leave yourworstfuckingnightmare: OH SHIT DADDY FATGUM THREW SHADE SoccerMom: Oh dear. ducktape: KSKSKSK ouiouibitch: kuroiro is cancelled DarkBecomesDarker: yo a pro hero just fucking demolished me i don’t know how to feel about this thisbreadtinyYEAST: IM SORRY CHILD IVE NEVER MET I DIDNT MEAN JT DwayneJohnson: he’s crying DarkBecomesDarker: oh,,, no its okay,,, setsuna bullies me daily  DarkBecomesDarker: the other day she knocked me out  ducktape: from what i read, in her defense, she thought you were a ghost DwayneJohnson: WAIT EVERYBODY SHUT UP THIS JUST IN TAMAKI FELL ASLEEP ON MIRIO AND HES DYING SKSK AirpodHater: fucking cute ducktape: sasuke and tin tin are my favorite ship yourworstfuckingnightmare: romance isn’t dead folks ouiouibitch: GOD i’m LONELY in the CHILIS tonight ikazooku: he’s deceased rip mirio,,, tsu and ochako are already asleep yourworstfuckingnightmare: only the strong survive, it’s me, you, and kirishima. mirio is dead. DwayneJohnson: we duke it out hunger games style ikazooku: ok we’ll fight behind the chili’s ouiouibitch: BACK OFF THATS MY CHILIS YOU HACK yourworstfuckingnightmare: SQUARE UP CROISSANT  AirpodHater: there are 1600 chilis in 33 countries  ouiouibitch: and i own all of them  ducktape: but chilis isnt french so it doesnt fit with your brand  ouiouibitch: silly mortal i own everything  ducktape: SLIGHTLY SCARED

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May-6-197:21 AMavengers assemble38 Members Mr.SteelYourGirl: kuroiro called my name stupid,,,,, booboo the fucking fool,,,,, doesn’t know my true power,,,,, its a great name stfu  DarkBecomesDarker: i’m sorry but your name is literally ironiron ironiron Mr.SteelYourGirl: booboo the fucking fool Mr.SteelYourGirl: you’re just a hater   sasuke: i mean Mr.SteelYourGirl: AMAJIKI Mr.SteelYourGirl: DONT SIDE WITH HIM HES EVIL sasuke: THE NAME TETSU LITERALLY MEANS IRON Mr.SteelYourGirl: BUT ITS ALSO A NAME TOO beandaddy: tetsutetsu tetsutetsu sounds like somebody is beat boxing Mr.SteelYourGirl: Y O YOU RIGH T  beandaddy: youre like just in a nightclub and then the DJ starts going "tetsutetsu tetsutetsu" beandaddy: like shouting in the microphone  beandaddy: or really soft in the microphone like asmr  sasuke: tetsu asmr  beandaddy: roleplay tetsu asmr  Mr.SteelYourGirl: screw heroism i found my new calling  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: bro i'd help you set up an asmr channel we can monetize it and get cash  LeggyForEggy: I don't see any possibility this ends well DarkBecomesDarker: i feel like i started this whole thing and i hate it stop  DarkBecomesDarker: no im going to blame the bean guy  beandaddy: BEAN GUY HAS A NAM E  Mr.SteelYourGirl: wait pony we need a good mic  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: @jirou @jirou @jirou do you have a microphone??? we wanna do asmr  AirpodHater: no leave me out of this  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: we can split the cash  Mr.SteelYourGirl: ugh your mind pony this is why you're my manager  AirpodHater: noBODY IS GOING TO WATCH YOUR VIDEOS  Mr.SteelYourGirl: we use clickbaity titles  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: no wait better yet are video titles could be like "exposing secrets about pro hero vlad king | ua asmr" so we don't get flamed for clickbait Mr.SteelYourGirl: AND WE USE ROYALTY FREE MUSIC  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: AND ONCE WE REACH 500,000 SUBSCRIBERS WE CAN START RELEASING MERCH THAT JUST SAYS "TETSUTETSU TETSUTETSU" IN LIKE AESTHETIC SWEATER FORM  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: YOU KNOW LIKE THESE KINDS OF SWEATERS

Mr.SteelYourGirl: THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY MANAGER  
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:

Mr.SteelYourGirl:

beandaddy: i've created a monster  MinecraftBlacksmith: i open the app and i see this monstrosity, ,, what did i miss  proudmother: bro asmr was so 2017  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: yall are haters  Mr.SteelYourGirl: yall are going to be the ones crying when we get so popular  hurricanekatrina: if you guys can bring back asmr i will genuinely be impressed ngl  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: youtube industry is not prepared for us  Mr.SteelYourGirl: we're going to surpass pewdiepie just you wait  May-6-194:15 PMlook at all those chickens9 Members Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i lost deku at the store thisbreadtinyYEAST: URARAKA YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB Defying-Spanish-Lessons: IM SORRY FATGUM  thisbreadtinyYEAST: wheres ryukyu? daenerystargaryen: nowhere but everywhere thisbreadtinyYEAST: better hurry they're playing the movie trailers already Defying-Spanish-Lessons: I FOUND IZUKU AND WE’RE RUNNING WITH THE SMUGGLED SNACKS  yourworstfuckingnightmare: BETTER FUCKING HURRY MY DUDE  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: IM COMING ROBERT DOWNEY JR tintin: IM SHOOK THE FUCKING GODZILLA TRAILER Defying-Spanish-Lessons: OH SHIT MILLIE BOBBIE BROWN IS IN THAT DOES IT LOOK GOOD tintin: STOP RUNNING AND TEXTING BUT YEAH IT LOOKS FUCKING AWESOME yourworstfuckingnightmare: LMAO SHUT UP NERDS Kermit: Deku, you’re missing a star wars trailer ikazooku: THE RISE OF SKYWALKER?? Kermit: lmao sure whatever its called  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: O SH ITE  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: MIRIO WE FORGOT THE CORN NUTS  tintin: YOU FORGOT THE CORN NUTS ? ! yourworstfuckingnightmare: YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB  yourworstfuckingnightmare: SCREW EVERYTHING ELSE BESIDES MY SKITTLES GET THE CORN NUTS  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: WE CANT GO BACK  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: o wait nvm deku is using his quirk and running toward the store im coming in the theatre  thisbreadtinyYEAST: we're in the back on the right side of the theatre  sasuke: this is chaotic   daenerystargaryen: i mean we're seeing avengers endgame its bound to be a little fuckn chaotic  Kermit: thank you for getting the snacks ochako but who the fuck ordered gummy frogs  yourworstfuckingnightmare: :) DwayneJohnson: living up to your username  Kermit: Those are my brothers you heathen yourworstfuckingnightmare: om nom nom  sasuke: you got skittles and gummy frogs? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: she also ordered the snow caps, the pocky, and the mini marshmallows  yourworstfuckingnightmare: amajiki youve known me for 3 years already,,, you know i thrive off of sugar  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: bitch you best share  yourworstfuckingnightmare: :))))))) tintin: dEKU FUCKING KICKED DOWN THE DOOR RIGHT WHEN THE MOVIE STARTED  ikazooku: DRAMATIC FLAIR  Kermit: That was very Bakugou of you  ikazooku: BUT I GOT THE CORN NUTS  tintin: and thats all that matters May-7-197:01 AMavengers assemble  38 Members Insomniacat: i’m so fucking tired fml AfricaByTotoroki: Hi So Fucking Tired I'm Todoroki Insomniacat: oh my god shut up i’m going to personally murder you vineisdead: oh dear no murdering in my lobby  NoYoumi: yo this is so confusing i just saw “i’m todoroki” and i had dejavu AfricaByTotoroki: *Hi So Fucking Tired I’m Shouto Insomniacat: i mean if my name was "so fucking tired" i'd be chill with that. being tired is just my charm  NoYoumi: dude you okay??  Insomniacat: thanks for asking but no not really  NoYoumi: honestly same dude  
yourworstfuckingnightmare:

PrincessBubblegum: IS THAT NEKO ATSUME  yourworstfuckingnightmare: nYA thisbreadtinyYEAST: isnt that based off that one picture

yourworstfuckingnightmare: BILLY THE KITTEN  vineisdead: WH- yourworstfuckingnightmare: BILLY THE KITTEN

NoYoumi: WHAT  yourworstfuckingnightmare: am i the only one who still plays neko atsume on a daily basis  Insomniacat: no, i do  yourworstfuckingnightmare: but thats not saying much because youre the son of catman™ PrincessBubblegum: aizanya shouta  yourworstfuckingnightmare: you walk into classaizanya: uwu hewwo wewcom to cwass :3333 thisbreadtinyYEAST: are you insinuating that aizawa is a furry  NoYoumi: im aizanya shouta and this is my fursona,,, ewasew head  
Insomniacat:

AfricaByTotoroki: hey look its pro gamer jablinksi  PrincessBubblegum: YE S  yourworstfuckingnightmare: jablinski games x ewasew head fanfiction  Insomniacat: hh i want to commit die  May-7-196:55 PMavengers assemble  38 Members Insomniacat: kaminari just invited me to dinner on saturday with the bakusquad at a steakhouse and bakugou just told me “yeah you skinny fucker you need to eat more meat”,,,,, like,,,, bakugou thats very mom of you  RyanReynolds: bakugou is the responsible one™ he takes care of us tintin: au where everything is the same except bakugou is that instagram bitch who makes bullet journals and follows a regulated diet RyanReynolds: nothing much would change tbh bakuno: WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT ME? bakuno: IM GOING TO KILL YOU KAMINARI RyanReynolds: WHY ONLY ME  bakuno: BECAUSE YOU'RE THE MOST EASILY KILLABLE  RyanReynolds: darn bitch that hurt  tintin: oof  Insomniacat: rip Let's-Get-This-Bread: If you're going to kill each other please stay out of the kitchen,,, I don't want Kaminari electrocuting my biscuits again.  RyanReynolds: I SAID IM SORRY SATOU  hagakurethefriendlyghost: bakugou be like the kendou of class 1a, taking care of all the children, making sure they get 8 hours of sleep and they have lunch to eat  the-chat-goddess: thank you? is that a compliment? hagakurethefriendlyghost: yeah b  hagakurethefriendlyghost: yeah but besides momo and iida, bakugou is the big responsible in this class which is surprising  RyanReynolds: bakugou voice: dont forget to take your fucking vitamins you shitbag  RyanReynolds: oh i hear him approaching my room, pray for me yall  
RyanReynolds:

hagakurethefriendlyghost: honestly kaminari makes baku mad all the time it's astounding hes still alive  hagakurethefriendlyghost: (did i spell that right?) the-chat-goddess: (yes dw) tintin: i think bakugou secretly cares  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh shit he said the c word, do you have a death wish  tintin: yeah fucking just slaughter me  the-chat-goddess: is- is nobody in this chat okay  hagakurethefriendlyghost: we all crave biggie death  hagakurethefriendlyghost: why do you think we're heroes  Insomniacat: OH  hagakurethefriendlyghost: im kidding dont kill me  hagakurethefriendlyghost: actually please do  beandaddy: yo are all heroes depressed because like i can qualify for a hero then  iamnjustalittlecreacher: straight up just murder me  RyanReynolds: i lived motherfuckers  hagakurethefriendlyghost: okay good you're screams were worrying me  vineisdead: What the F*ck is happening in the Class 1-A dormitory? iamnjustalittlecreacher: let shiozaki say fuck 2019  RyanReynolds: kirishima came to my rescue and calmed down the big bad bakugou  hagakurethefriendlyghost: braver than any solider  iamnjustalittlecreacher: only the utmost respect for kirishima  
RyanReynolds: 
┏┓  ┃┃╱╲ In this  ┃╱╱╲╲ house  ╱╱╭╮╲╲ we love  ▔▏┗┛▕▔ & appreciate  ╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲  Kirishima Eijirou ╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲  ▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔ tintin: we really do! May-7-1910:26 PMavengers assemble  38 Members RyanReynolds: it’s 10:30 pm i’m getting a cup of water. everybody is sleeping. because end of the year tests has stressed everybody out. i look on the floor of the common room and i see a lump. it’s uraraka with a bag of popcorn, she’s watching something on her phone and crying Defying-Spanish-Lessons: BITCH WHYYO U CALL ME IUT LIKE THIS SMH LEAVEME AND MYMOVIE POPCORN ALONE Mr.SteelYourGirl: :00 uraraka r u ok Defying-Spanish-Lessons: no RyanReynolds: where did you get popcorn anyway? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: leftovers from yesterday. we watched endgame RyanReynolds: ah Mr.SteelYourGirl: no spoilers bitch Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ôwō the-chat-goddess: the fuck is that Defying-Spanish-Lessons: my inner demon donttalktomeormycats: *DRAMATIC GASP1!!1!* URARAKA WHATSWRONG ?1!1! BBYITS OKA Y  RyanReynolds: CHOKED ONMY DRINK the-chat-goddess: (why can none of you type?) Mr.SteelYourGirl: (they’re gay kendou) the-chat-goddess: (o) Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ….aizawa? donttalktomeormycats: IM SHOOK,,,, no shouta would never text like this,,, he’s sleeping like a lil baby i sneak snook on phone donttalktomeormycats: he didn’t tell me he was on a gc with you students :(( betrayed by bae and shinson #hizashirights donttalktomeormycats: yOOO ANYWAY WHATS WRONG????? DONT CRY Defying-Spanish-Lessons: oh it’s just you loud dad thank god RyanReynolds: S H I N S O N IM SOFT the-chat-goddess: oh god another pro hero found this chat you know what that means tetsu Mr.SteelYourGirl: we’re one more day closer to vlad finding the chat the-chat-goddess: lets pray that never happens donttalktomeormycats: oh yeah vlad is not fun to have in gc donttalktomeormycats: hold on imma grab my phone i feel weird texting from shoutas phone lmao 
donttalktomeormycats added MYLONGESTYEAHBOI to the group chat
 the-chat-goddess: huh i’m not surprised RyanReynolds: yEAH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: vlad just sends a bunch of middle-aged facebook mom minion memes MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i’m allergic to those lmao Mr.SteelYourGirl: this is my favorite one hes sent

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: WAIT IMGETTING OFF TOPIC WHATS WRONG LISTENER? WHY WERE YOU CRYING
 Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i’m like crying of laughter now but i was crying over this movie,,, it’s an american disney movie that i found online. it’s called bolt MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: bolt is underrated smh  RyanReynolds: usain bolt the-chat-goddess: i’ve never heard of it Defying-Spanish-Lessons: it’s basically your typical sad dog movie but animated but with miley cyrus RyanReynolds: HANNAH MONTANA???? Mr.SteelYourGirl: HANNAH MONTANA PERFORMED AT COACHELLA 2019 MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: HANNAH MONTANA DESERVED AN OSCAR AND AN EMMY AND A GRAMMY NGL THE PEAK OF DISNEY CHANNEL SHOWS Defying-Spanish-Lessons: the hannah montana era was legendary RyanReynolds: the sprouse brothers have been my gay awakening since suite life of zack and cody the-chat-goddess: i still do not know the difference between the two  Mr.SteelYourGirl: yeah  because you didn't watch disney channel kendou  the-chat-goddess: yeAH BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND A WORD OF WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ITS IN ENGLISH  Mr.SteelYourGirl: smh  RyanReynolds: the suite life of zack and cody was the sailor moon to my americans  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: sailor moon was good shit  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: what are you talking about? sailor moon still is good shit Defying-Spanish-Lessons: u rite sorry mic  RyanReynolds: me, trying to sleep:my brain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9WdSzmL80eE Mr.SteelYourGirl: what if somebody had a quirk that's just like they're a magical girl  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: oh no its a villain *magical girl transformation* Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i dont know why but all of the sudden my brain was just like,,, "todoroki but magical girl"  RyanReynolds: i mean he has very anime hair  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: you cant talk your hair is extra too RyanReynolds: damn  Mr.SteelYourGirl: oh my god my hair isnt that bad i could be looking like kirishima  RyanReynolds: kirishima pulls it off shut your fuck  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: these spot the difference games are getting harder   RyanReynolds: OH MY GOD Y U G I O H H O LY FU CK  Mr.SteelYourGirl: my eyes have been opened  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SWEATS NERVOUSLY  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: SKKSDKS MIC NO YOUR HAIR IS WONDERFUL  RyanReynolds: mic's hair is higher than my grades  Mr.SteelYourGirl: mic's hair is higher than my mom's expectations for me  the-chat-goddess: mic's hair is higher than mariah carey's notes  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: mic's hair is higher than my tolerance level RyanReynolds: mic's hair is higher th Mr.SteelYourGirl: why'd he stop? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: sniped  Mr.SteelYourGirl: WHAT  May-8-199:24 PMavengers assemble  39 Members iamnjustalittlecreacher: trying to sneak past monoma but i’m just too dummy thicc lmao asscheeks slappin iamnjustalittlecreacher: OH SHIT I DIDNT MEAN TO SEND THAT I TYPED IT OUT AS A JOKE Let’s-Get-This-Bread: mom pick me up i don’t want to be a hero anymore gayhunkoctopus: i was waiting for somebody to text ever since mic got added to the chat didn’t realize it would be this iamnjustalittlecreacher: IM SORRY   proudmother: lmao fellow thot? iamnjustalittlecreacher: yEAH IT BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES DisneyPrincess: same b Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Kouda, not now DisneyPrincess: fuk u DisneyPrincess: u liek kpop Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I listen to one BTS song,,,, DwayneJohnson: DID SMEBODY SAY KPOP proudmother: no go away iamnjustalittlecreacher: who’s your bias kirishima? proudmother: bts you meanb=biggiet=thiccs=shrek DisneyPrincess: quick somebody change the subject the author knows only very little about bts and she doesn’t listen to kpop gayhunkoctopus: what DisneyPrincess: what hurricanekatrina: eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs donttalktomeormycats: just went on my phone right now why is mic in the chat proudmother: scroll up mf donttalktomeormycats: ah i see PrincessBubblegum: DID HATSUME JUST CALL AIZAWA A MOTHERFUCKER iamnjustalittlecreacher: did camie make a john mulaney reference hurricanekatrina: mic is the horse loose in the hospital iamnjustalittlecreacher: but i feel as if “if you fucking look at my hospital i will stomp you to death with my hooves” is an aizawa quote hurricanekatrina: hmm don’t know much about aizawa because he’s an underground hero (i only know what i’ve seen of him in chat, irl, and from what todoroki tells me) but yes proudmother: don’t trust todoroki he spreads lies AfricaByTotoroki: :) hurricanekatrina: oh like how he told inasa that penguins lived in canada and inasa believed him gayhunkoctopus: WHAT PrincessBubblegum: IM STILL LAUGHING ABOUT HOW HATSUME STRAIGHT OUT C ALLED AIZAWA A MOTHERFUCKER donttalktomeormycats: i’m. i’m so confused. Let’s-Get-This-Bread: me too dw AfricaByTotoroki: Camie, did you know that giraffe necks are slowly getting shorter hurricanekatrina: :00 really? that’s so sad hurricanekatrina: wait 
hurricanekatrina:

PrincessBubblegum: TODO DID YOU GET THAT FROM THAT ONE JACKSFILMS VIDEO PrincessBubblegum: THIS ONE

AfricaByTotoroki: mayhaps hurricanekatrina: i cant trust any of my friends anymore  AfricaByTotoroki: oh by the way camie, you wanted me to remind you that you left your leftovers in the mini fridge  hurricanekatrina: oh thank you im hungry  hurricanekatrina: ive been tricked for the last time

May-9-198:14 PMavengers assemble  39 Members monky: i am the biggest fool of the night hagakurethefriendlyghost: NO! YOU GOT MORE ICE CREAM OUT OF IT LeggyForEggy: ?? monky: hagakure and i are out getting ice cream i meant to order two single scoops of ice cream for me and shouji who’s at the dorms monky: but i said “can i get a scoop of vanilla and a scoop of mint choco” and got one double scoop,,,, this is too much ice cream and i used more money :(( LeggyForEggy: While I’m normally all for eating healthy, but Hagakure is right, look on the bright side. More ice cream. monky: good thing i like mint as well twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: fools,,,, best flavor is strawberry tintin: i’m a cookie dough person twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: cookie dough is also valid beandaddy: i hate vanilla ngl LeggyForEggy: WOAH THERE PARTNER hagakurethefriendlyghost: iida: shOOK beandaddy: UHH IM SORRY twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: best ice cream ever tho is dole whip that shit is gud twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: OH MAN IM A SLOW TYPER IIDA SNAPPED monky: vanilla is good what are you talking about? beandaddy: IM SORRY IIDA IVE MET YOU LIKE ONCE BUT VANILLA IS TOO BLAND LeggyForEggy: O H M Y G O D I CANT BE HERE ANYMORE monky: todorokis brother,,,,, i’m sorry you’ve sinned monky: i don’t like strawberry ice cream tho twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: world war 3 square up b twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: im pissed  LeggyForEggy: i would kill over ice cream  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: BIGGIE MOOD  tintin: yall should start like a hunger games to decide whos ice cream flavor is superior  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: fortnite battle royale  beandaddy: winner gets to decide which ice cream is the best  monky: then the losers have to eat said ice cream flavor  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: bean boy text me i want to discuss battle plans  beandaddy: oH MY GOD MY NAME IS NATSUO  May-9-198:14 PMavengers assemble  39 Members monky: tokoyami,,,, are you crying?? EdgarAllanCrow: N-no. MinecraftBlacksmith: sniffles in bird EdgarAllanCrow: My book is really sad, shut up. MinecraftBlacksmith: tokoyami reads angsty fanfiction spread the word EdgarAllanCrow: NO monky: i was getting the leftover piece of cake that satou made and on the couch there’s just tokoyami who has a single tear rolling down his bird face EdgarAllanCrow: ITS A SAD BOOK MinecraftBlacksmith: Paperback booms are for nerds,,, ao3 is where it’s at bb MinecraftBlacksmith: ah fuck *books monky: booms monky: you read fanfiction awase? MinecraftBlacksmith: lmao it’s complicated EdgarAllanCrow: WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS COMPLICATED, ITS A YES OR NO QUESTION MinecraftBlacksmith: i only read what pony recommends MinecraftBlacksmith: class 1b is like a book club for fanfictions ouiouibitch: monoma writes self inserts ouiouibitch: the only reason i can say this without getting killed is because he told me he’s going to sleep early DwayneJohnson: THIS IS THE BEST NEWS MinecraftBlacksmith: no joke he does and most are p good tbh ouiouibitch: except for his draco malfoy x reader fic that one was horrendous MinecraftBlacksmith: i’ve never read that one :00 DwayneJohnson: WHA T EdgarAllanCrow: This is why I avoid this chat. beandaddy: yo i don’t go to U.A. and don’t keep up with hero stuff who the fuck are we talking about MinecraftBlacksmith: monono ouiouibitch: class 1-b’s class pet rat DwayneJohnson: lil shit  hagakurethefriendlyghost: who would win, monono (class 1b rat) vs momo (class 1a mom) EdgarAllanCrow: We’re talking about UA’s Class 1-B Neito Monoma monky: tokoyami actually being helpful ouiouibitch: ily toko monky: you say that to everyone ouiouibitch: shut up offbrand karate kid i love everybody besides you monky: HHGUK beandaddy: all i’m getting about this monoma guy is y’all secretly hate him and he’s a little shitbag, a brat rat if you will ouiouibitch: i mean yeah DwayneJohnson: BRAT RAT MinecraftBlacksmith: we do love him but he’s a biggie brat rat so we just give him trouble  MinecraftBlacksmith: he’s a lovable brat rat beandaddy: ah if i’m being honest i don’t know any of you talking rn DwayneJohnson: am kirishima i work under fatgum so you might know me there i helped with the yakuza thing,,, my hero name is red riot?  EdgarAllanCrow: You might know me??? I won 3rd in the Sports Festival and I intern under Hawks. My hero name is Tsukuyomi  beandaddy: ohhh hardening guy and bird dude yeah i know  MinecraftBlacksmith: i dont think you would know who i am?? so im not even going to try but my name is awase, hi hello  monky: im ojiro, ouiouibitch is aoyama and hagakurethefriendlyghost is hagakure  ouiouibitch: BITCH YOU DIDNT NEED TO INTRODUCE ME  monky: SKSKDKS SORRY  
ouiouibitch:

hagakurethefriendlyghost: AVOID AOYAMA AT ALL COSTS  
ouiouibitch:

DwayneJohnson: did you make a reaction image of yourself? monky: yeah hes an extra bitch ouiouibitch: sleep with one eye open @ojiro and hagakure hagakurethefriendlyghost: lmao tea May-11-194:45 PMavengers assemble  39 Members MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i’m @ dinner w/ the u.a. staff and i’m last one to get my fucking food :((( MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: and since everybody is eating :((( i cant text in the u.a. staff gc MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: so i’m going to bother y’all now the-chat-goddess: there’s a staff gc?? hagakurethefriendlyghost: THERES A STAFF GC??!! MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: yeAHHh bUt mY fOoD yALL hagakurethefriendlyghost: f hagakurethefriendlyghost: but also staff dinner??? so ur saying there’s no staff rn 👀👀👀 MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: teacher wise: nosecurity wise: yeahplus surveillance cameras are a thing so please don’t try to sneak out lmao MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: plus it’s mostly the hero course eating out so there’s other teachers around hagakurethefriendlyghost: darn the-chat-goddess: where you guys eating at? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: this lil traditional japanese place by the school MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: nezu says i cant tell you guys hagakurethefriendlyghost: fuck the rules !!! MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: (i agree fuck the police) but also nezu is scary and knows all my secrets so  hagakurethefriendlyghost: cryptid principal MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: midnight just got yelled at for talking too much it’s a mess hagakurethefriendlyghost: tea ?? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: HERES THE MOTHERFUCKIG TEA MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: oh shit cementoss is gossiping about a student i wasn’t paying attention what’s going on hagakurethefriendlyghost: owo MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: @NEJIRE CEMENTOSS IS TALKING SHIT ABOUT YOU MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: WHO KNEW HE HAD SO MUCH ANGER IN SUCH A PEACEFUL SOUL yourworstfuckingnightmare: WHA T hagakurethefriendlyghost: o shit the-chat-goddess: chaos sasuke: is he talking about something involving rocks? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: MHMM WHY yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh s hit the great pro hero prank of 1st year MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT hagakurethefriendlyghost: WAIT WHAT  yourworstfuckingnightmare: HE STILL HOLDS A GRUDGE ABOUT THAT  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: hes as stubborn as a rock  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: *ba dum tss* sasuke: in the first year for a whole week, nejire filled the teacher's office with a ton of stuff depending on the hero. for cementoss she replaced all his stuff with carved rocks  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: they were really well carved tbh. i just got bananas  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: and then midnight ate like half of them and kept on makign innuendos  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yeah tb to when mirio called you banana hair behind your back and somebody snitched on him to you  the-chat-goddess: is that where snipe got all of his cowboy hats? yourworstfuckingnightmare: he kept them :,)))) sasuke: i remember you nearly got expelled because you filled nezu's office with rats  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my god  yourworstfuckingnightmare: those days are of the past tell cementoss im a changed person,, it hought he woul dno ti ce that but i gu ess n ot  sasuke: TYPE NORMALLY PLEASE  yourworstfuckingnightmare: fuckoff  LeggyForEggy: i see you uraraka reading this from across the room please do not try and attempt this  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: :((( yourworstfuckingnightmare: i could share all my plans with you ochako  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: >:))) LeggyForEggy: Oh god no. May-11-197:01 PMavengers assemble  39 Members sasuke: nejire stop making a mess challenge yourworstfuckingnightmare: failed Defying-Spanish-Lessons: tamaki,,,,, is she okay?? sasuke: no please pick her up yourworstfuckingnightmare: nejire stop being a mess challenge: failed tintin: nejire was depressed after she learned all the teachers secretly hate her so we’re making cake sasuke: she’s a mess yourworstfuckingnightmare: i only got a little flour on you yourworstfuckingnightmare: also cake batter is tasty :3 yourworstfuckingnightmare: and mirio is bluffing we planned to make a cake before this tintin: yeah i am i just found it funny that cementoss the most patient person was annoyed lmao Defying-Spanish-Lessons: nejire,,, yourworstfuckingnightmare: yeah?? Defying-Spanish-Lessons: crack an egg on mirio’s head for me tintin: SHOOK URARAKA WHAT THE FUCK  yourworstfuckingnightmare: oop you heard her mirio  Let's-Get-This-Bread: the thought of the mess is making me internally cry  AfricaByTotoroki: F  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: F IN THE CHAT FOR MIRIO AND SATOU  Mr.SteelYourGirl: remember that one video from like the early 2010's  Mr.SteelYourGirl:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5tVbVu9Mkg Defying-Spanish-Lessons: yo thats a full on bop right there ngl  yourworstfuckingnightmare: hella tempted to just blast this on bluetooth  MinecraftBlacksmith: remember when the like we are number one videos were the FunNieSt ThiNgs ON thE IntErNet  hurricanetortilla: those like videos where it was every time somebody says bee in the bee movie something happens  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: those had real effort into them  iamnjustalittlecreacher: now we got videos like this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9vo3a2rz5c Mr.SteelYourGirl: setsuna i have some questions  yourworstfuckingnightmare: how did you capture the inside of my mind on footage iamnjustalittlecreacher: :) MinecraftBlacksmith: but you do got some well made videos like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFhdShArqJo you can feel the passion that was put into making this video  sasuke: i've lost all faith in humanity

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May-20-197:13 AMavengers assemble  39 Members iamnjustalittlecreacher: happy bday to kamui woods everybody burn down a forest for him DarkBecomesDarker: oh my god you’re the type of person who celebrates pro hero birthdays iamnjustalittlecreacher: shut up kuroiro and happy birthday to kamui woods iamnjustalittlecreacher: @satou make a wood flavored cake Let’s-Get-This-Bread: No. Go back to the hole you crawled out of. iamnjustalittlecreacher: frick you MinecraftBlacksmith: let setsuna say fuck iamnjustalittlecreacher: f-f-fu iamnjustalittlecreacher: fu-furry rights yourworstfuckingnightmare: setsuna said furry rights MinecraftBlacksmith: can i get a “furry rights” in the chat for kamui woods birthday iamnjustalittlecreacher: furry rights yourworstfuckingnightmare: furry rights DarkBecomesDarker: furry rights Let’s-Get-This-Bread: no DwayneJohnson: furry rights DwayneJohnson: wait does this mean this kamui woods is a furry iamnjustalittlecreacher: i thought everybody knew this MinecraftBlacksmith: furry but with trees iamnjustalittlecreacher: woody DwayneJohnson: his fursona is woody from toy story 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:

LeggyForEggy: um sorry,,,, but what the fuck DwayneJohnson: there’s a boot in my snake MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: that’s snipes final form hagakurethefriendlyghost: yee haw iamnjustalittlecreacher: snipe magical girl transformation but he transforms into that MinecraftBlacksmith: you lost me at “snipe magical girl transformation” DwayneJohnson: sailor cowboy hagakurethefriendlyghost: riding horses by day, saving the world by night MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i’m going to take my horse to the old town road Let’s-Get-This-Bread: i’m going to stop you right there yourworstfuckingnightmare: whispers seductively, “i got the horses in the back” iamnjustalittlecreacher: wow that was hotter than any smutty fanfiction i’ve ever read MinecraftBlacksmith: truly a complex plot DarkBecomesDarker: the dialogue was so fluid DwayneJohnson: nejire where is your novel at yourworstfuckingnightmare: it’s already won 10 awards,,,, where you been kirishima yourworstfuckingnightmare: “what is a yee without his haw” a homoerotic cowboy novel by nejire hado  hagakurethefriendlyghost: no joke i’d read that MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: already have it ordered on amazon yourworstfuckingnightmare: get on my level peasants im already a best selling author  ducktape: 4/10 not enough horses in the back yourworstfuckingnightmare: excuse you i had a perfect amount of horses in the back SoccerMom: Okay, what’s going on? hagakurethefriendlyghost: isn’t it obvious? homoerotic cowboy novels SoccerMom: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN yourworstfuckingnightmare: cowboy partners yeeing each other’s haws Kermit: Living up to your username Nejire yourworstfuckingnightmare: thanks Let’s-Get-This-Bread: ALL OF YOU ARE BANNED GET OUT May-20-198:11 PMavengers assemble  39 Members gayhunkoctopus: has anybody seen ojiro’s hydroflask? he lost it and is currently crying gayhunkoctopus: “shut up i loved her” vineisdead: I’ll keep my eye out hurricanekatrina: you know what’s also sad hurricanekatrina: inasa and i went to 7-11 today and they were out of strawberry milk gayhunkoctopus: you’re a strawberry milk person? hurricanekatrina: ARE YOU ANTI STRAWBERRY MILK gayhunkoctopus: I DONT LIKE ARTIFICIAL FLAVORED DRINKS hurricanekatrina: DUDE YOURE MISSING OUT MinecraftBlacksmith: i’m:)lactose:)intolerant:) hurricanekatrina: damn rip Defying-Spanish-Lessons: you know whats also also sad Defying-Spanish-Lessons: izucrew is having a dog movie marathon we’re all sobbing ikazooku: i’m crying in the club MinecraftBlacksmith: dog movies are all the same thing but they make me cry nonetheless hurricanekatrina: are you even human if you don’t cry at dog movies Defying-Spanish-Lessons: true,,,, todoroki is crying like a tiny babey hurricanekatrina: todoroki is always tiney babey wdym MinecraftBlacksmith: class 1-b went to see a dog’s purpose when it came out and monoma didn’t cry the whole movie and when yui asked if he was sad during the movie he said yeah so she asked him why didn’t he cry and he said “because i’m always crying on the inside” ikazooku: it be like that sometimes gayhunkoctopus: god what a mood,, what a legend hurricanekatrina: edgy the-chat-goddess: honestly like same tho Let’s-Get-This-Bread: i’m concerned for all of you bakuno: i’m concerned for those calling todoroki a baby,,, he’s the absolute devil what the fuck are you talking about Defying-Spanish-Lessons: shut up your opinion doesn’t matter bakuno: what the fuck square up bitch ikazooku: TODOROKI IS DOING HIS BEST AND I LOVE AND APPRECIATE HIM SKDKDK hurricanekatrina: is it even gay if you don’t add a keyboard slam at the end ikazooku: WAIT I DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT Defying-Spanish-Lessons: lmao okay whatever sure wink wink  ikazooku: :((( why is everybody being mean?? is it make fun of midoriya hours??? MinecraftBlacksmith: NO!!! it’s appreciate midoriya hours !!! bakuno: it’s always make fun of midoriya hours hurricanekatrina: sprays bakugou with water like a cat bakuno: N O Defying-Spanish-Lessons: smacks bakugou on top his head with a newspaper like a dog bakuno: N O hurricanekatrina: nobody:bakugou:

bakuno: i- gayhunkoctopus: sometimes i think you guys have a death wish Defying-Spanish-Lessons: bakugou can’t kill me im a bad bitch hurricanekatrina: bakugou can’t kill me he’s a little bitch the-chat-goddess: they fear nothing hurricanetortilla: one time i told bakugou that his hair looked cool and he stabbed me in the eye with his fork hurricanetortilla: i’m terrified now so they are the true MVPs for not being scared of imminent death Mr.SteelYourGirl: one time i said to bakugou, “kirishima is really cool isn’t he” and he pushed me out of my chair hurricanekatrina: yeah but that’s because you brought KIRISHIMA into the conversation, he’s really soft and gay when it comes to, and i quote, “ his sunshine”  bakuno: that’s it i’m coming over to shiketsu to murder you hurricanekatrina: OH FUCK YEAH FUCKING JUST STRAIGHT UP MURDER ME PUSH ME OUT OF THE WINDOW BAKUGOU ikazooku: ^^ that was me in middle school meow: one time i breathed and bakugou punched me MinecraftBlacksmith: you deserved it meow: I BREATHED MinecraftBlacksmith: A CRIME meow: IM- May-21-1910:15 PMavengers assemble  39 Members NoYoumi: fellas i’m a big disaster Kermit: Same, you’re okay sis. NoYoumi: thinking about how i was talking to this really pretty girl today  and she asked me how my day was going NoYoumi: and i said “it’s terrible i’m depressed and sad” and she was like “oh” Kermit: Oh NoYoumi: i vented to a hot stranger Kermit: Ah, it’s not a big deal NoYoumi: what if i see her again in the future and she’s like “oh you’re that depressed girl” and i’m like “marry me” Kermit: Carry around an engagement ring at all times just in case NoYoumi: taking precautions,,,, i like your ideas froggie monky: are you going to invite the whole chat to your wedding NoYoumi: monkey man,,, you can be the priest monky: sweet Kermit: Shouto makes a toast at your wedding but all he says is just “gay rights” monky: todoroki said gay rights hurricanetortilla: todoroki (shouto) running down the aisle, “let’s go lesbians let’s go” LeggyForEggy: natsuo in the bg shoving cake in his mouth like the nasty he is NoYoumi: iida you’re right and you should say it,,, nastey MinecraftBlacksmith: @todorokis sister am i invited NoYoumi: @minecraft villager yah everybody is invited b MinecraftBlacksmith: thanks hurricanetortilla: fuyumi, you’re dress is just the lesbian flag NoYoumi: genius NoYoumi: like not even a lesbian flag themed dress just,,,, the flag wrapped around my waist Kermit: Fashion icon. MinecraftBlacksmith: fuyumi at met gala 2020 iamnjustalittlecreacher: WAIT I HEARD LESBIANS AND I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD Defying-Spanish-Lessons: lmao me too but am tiney bisexual Defying-Spanish-Lessons: fuyumi, i get to flower girl ducktape: better yet, todoroki (shouto) as flower girl and he runs down the aisle saying “let’s go lesbians let’s go” Kermit: And he still makes the gay rights toast Defying-Spanish-Lessons: fuck u rite Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ig im in charge of entertainment then Defying-Spanish-Lessons: we’re playing kahoot and deku performs one man musical iamnjustalittlecreacher: omg valid hurricanetortilla: wow royal wedding who NoYoumi: y’all are planning my whole wedding :,)) MinecraftBlacksmith: legends supporting legends hurricanetortilla: my kahoot nickname is just gonna be “respect women” LeggyForEggy: automatically wins the whole game iamnjustalittlecreacher: we serve respect women juice at the wedding monky: *drinking respect women juice*everybody: chug chug chug Kermit: drinking respect women juice from a shot glass NoYoumi: woah y’all are tiney, i’m not serving you guys alcohol. no underage drinking please NoYoumi: does this make me adult in the chat Defying-Spanish-Lessons: nah we have disaster parental units in here ducktape: i constantly forget that we have like 3 pro heroes in here iamnjustalittlecreacher: the funniest thing is that they just pop their heads in and say the most random shit Kermit: They do that irl too ducktape: just like yesterday LeggyForEggy: oh my god iamnjustalittlecreacher: tea 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:
nobody:not a single soul:mic: tires are just car shoes NoYoumi: CAR SHOES MinecraftBlacksmith: *driving out of goodwill* check out my gucci slides hurricanetortilla: god i feel so left out bc i don’t go to ua NoYoumi: RIGHT? it’s like not being apart of an inside joke the-chat-goddess: me @ the other cars: check out my sweet kicks Defying-Spanish-Lessons: i searched up kachow and

ducktape: what the fuck
NoYoumi: PUT IT BACK MinecraftBlacksmith: he doesn’t have any kicks :( beandaddy: concerned about the legs,,,, like is that natural NoYoumi: :D hi nasty brother of mine beandaddy: hewwo hurricanetortilla: okay1) that picture is hot2) what happens if we get all of the todoroki siblings texting on here Kermit: The world explodes iamnjustalittlecreacher: wait can we go back to car shoes that idea is cursed ducktape: car tire shoes are basically a thing in the cars franchise monky: cars doesn’t count because it’s already cursed MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: gasoline is car food monky: oh shit hi Kermit: I told you they just pop their heads in at random times iamnjustalittlecreacher: GASOLINE IS CAR FOOD beandaddy: car @ gas stop: mukbang time ducktape: gas station haul uwu hurricanetortilla: after staring at the lightning mcqueen picture i just realized, he has teeth Defying-Spanish-Lessons: it’s the sonic thing all over again NoYoumi: c-car teeth Kermit: therapist: car teeth cant hurt youcar teeth: exist beandaddy: car eating gasoline: cronch cronch MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: car has teeth to cronch the souls of the innocent NoYoumi: IM SORRY WHAT May-22-197:07 AMavengers assemble  39 Members donttalktomeormycats: midnight please stop insisting that my student has big dick energy donttalktomeormycats: FUCK WAIT HOLD ON vineisdead: Aizawa did an oopsie bakuno: wait what proudmother: real question is which student were they talking about tintin: my bet is on midoriya bakuno: WAIT WHAT proudmother: you’re absolutely right. midoriya does have big dick energy monky: remember during the sports festival when he broke all of his fingers and arm fighting todoroki, big dick energy AfricaByTotoroki: I second this. bakuno: WHAF RHE FUCK proudmother: we broke him AfricaByTotoroki: He’s jealous bakuno: IM AirpodHater: remember when he almost got himself killed 1v1 fighting a villain at camp tintin: remember when with eri’s help he did THAT proudmother: somebody add midnight to the chat, i wanna know who she was talking about tintin: @fatgum can you add midnight to the gc sasuke: leave him out of this thisbreadtinyYEAST: i don’t have her phone number i’m going to ask ryukyu hold on tintin: omg add her too vineisdead: oh dear AirpodHater: the amount of pro heroes that are going to be in this chat 
thisbreadtinyYEAST added daenerystargaryen and biblediscussion/studymeeting
 biblediscussion/studymeeting: owo what’s this donttalktomeormycats: undo undo undo proudmother: i feel like y’all are just collecting pro heroes at this point like trading cards daenerystargaryen: wait hold on 
daenerystargaryen changed their username to FUCKgameofthrones
 monky: game of thrones season 8? FUCKgameofthrones: :(((( yeah tintin: what even is game of thrones FUCKgameofthrones: dragons and nudity FUCKgameofthrones: but not dragons being nude biblediscussion/studymeeting: aren’t dragons always nude? FUCKgameofthrones: ,,,,you right sasuke: one day on patrol kirishima told me, “ah i wish i was a dragon,,,, dragons don’t have to deal with the expectations of society” thisbreadtinyYEAST: dragons don’t have to pay bills AirpodHater: dragons don’t have to take exams biblediscussion/studymeeting: dragons don’t have to wear clothes proudmother: dragons are just too cool for all of those tintin: dragons are on their own different playing field because they’re above us all proudmother: dragons are s tier, humans are f tier FUCKgameofthrones: op, continue this as an actual tier list biblediscussion/studymeeting: tier list of everybody in this chat by big dick energy tintin: midoriya at top biblediscussion/studymeeting: bro i was actually talking about uraraka earlier but midoriya also fits the bill sasuke: URARAKA bakuno: round face has more bde than deku monky: okay so those two are s tier AfricaByTotoroki: Bakugou as -d tier AirpodHater: what the fuck is -d tier AfricaByTotoroki: I stand by what I said monky: okay what is with everybody teasing bakugou lately AfricaByTotoroki: Havent you heard? It’s shit on Bakugou week biblediscussion/studymeeting: oh my god proudmother: todoroki, uraraka, and camie all have no fear so their all own their god-tier for big dick energy AfricaByTotoroki: We’re all just waiting for the day that he cracks bakuno: WHAT THE F- May-23-199:09 PMavengers assemble  41 Members iamnjustalittlecreacher: do y’all remember when people were thirsting over tony the tiger because i remember it well AfricaByTotoroki: Sure biblediscussion/studymeeting: tony the tiger is still relevant don’t worry, like just search up tony the tiger on twitter and people are still talking about him a little bit  iamnjustalittlecreacher: yeah but not as much as he deserves :(( hagakurethefriendlyghost: midnight casually just texting in the gc iamnjustalittlecreacher: wdym? she’s one of us now biblediscussion/studymeeting: how do you do fellow kids donttalktomeormycats: @fatgum you started this, fix it thisbreadtinyYEAST: i???dont???see??a???problem?? thisbreadtinyYEAST: okay but tony the tiger,,,,, thicc hagakurethefriendlyghost: nobody talks about the trix rabbit

hagakurethefriendlyghost: i mean,,,,, AfricaByTotoroki: Hmm. biblediscussion/studymeeting: well,,,,, trix rabbit is skinny legend,,,,, but tony the thiccy is a daddy donttalktomeormycats: OH MY GOD STOP TALKINF Mr.SteelYourGirl: what about the lucky charms leprechaun biblediscussion/studymeeting: side hoe Kermit: Nah, I couldn’t betray Tony the-chat-goddess: ^^ preach i’m loyal hagakurethefriendlyghost: cereal mascot romantic triangle anime iamnjustalittlecreacher: t-tony senpai~~~ donttalktomeormycats: all of you are the worst biblediscussion/studymeeting: :3 thisbreadtinyYEAST: i’ve created a monster donttalktomeormycats: yeah you fucking did biblediscussion/studymeeting: dont fuck me with ive got the power of tony the tiger and anime on my side hagakurethefriendlyghost: “don’t fuck me with” biblediscussion/studymeeting: did i fucking stutter imamnjustalittlecreacher: midnight fits in so perfectly with this gc honestly it’s scary biblediscussion/studymeeting: see that aizawa, i’m cool with the kids biblediscussion/studymeeting: dab Kermit: Wait that’s illegal Mr.SteelYourGirl: m-midnight biblediscussion/studymeeting: default dances AfricaByTotoroki: This is a lesson that we can’t trust any adult iamnjustalittlecreacher: authority is overrated iamnjustalittlecreacher: be gay do crimes hagakurethefriendlyghost: quitting heroism to dedicate a life to mischief Kermit: I don’t need a hero license to be a coat hanger thisbreadtinyYEAST: quirk that just produces random coat hangers thisbreadtinyYEAST: better yet, quirk that turns your arms into coat hangers hagakurethefriendlyghost: somebody: oh my god i want to take off my coat but i don’t want to carry itme: my time has come iamnjustalittlecreacher: i’m going to be the best coat hanger there ever was Mr.SteelYourGirl: career? coat hanger the-chat-goddess: family dinners just go like “so what are you doing these days?”“hanging clothes” Kermit: “you know the usual, just being a coat hanger” thisbreadtinyYEAST: “don’t worry it pays well” Mr.SteelYourGirl: it’s official. i’m dropping out of ua to become a coat hanger May-25-191:22 PMavengers assemble  41 Members AirpodHater: i swear im like 90% of kaminari’s impulse control AirpodHater: i just got a text from kirishima saying that he jumped into a public fountain sasuke: you can’t really trust kirishima and kaminari if the two go out together AirpodHater: fair point,,,, chaos duo DarkBecomesDarker: but this is a dumbass accepting zone AirpodHater: we love and accept all dumbass except kaminari DarkBecomesDarker: valid vineisdead: I can see Tetsutetsu on his phone looking at this, Tetsu, I love you but please do not jump into a water fountain Mr.SteelYourGirl: damn i thought this was a dumbass inclusive zone vineisdead: Yes, but I don’t want you to catch a cold Mr.SteelYourGirl: thanks mom NoYoumi: rt if you only have 1 braincell Mr.SteelYourGirl: rt AirpodHater: rt DarkBecomesDarker: rt sasuke: rt vineisdead: Y’all confuse me tbh donttalktomeormycats: rt Mr.SteelYourGirl: see even aizawa says dumbass rights NoYoumi: breaking news: local dumbass hero, eraserhead declares he only has 1 braincell MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: local dumbass hero, eraserhead said last night, and i quote: “i wonder what would happen if i licked moss” Mr.SteelYourGirl: damn mic out here really just exposing aizawa AirpodHater: moss is to aizawa as gasoline is to cars NoYoumi: both yummy and nutritious snacks DarkBecomesDarker: and it’s vegan Mr.SteelYourGirl: low calories Defying-Spanish-Lessons: nobody:aizawa: inhales moss 
hurricanekatrina:

meow: he- he has human mouth donttalktomeormycats: why do i even try and anymore MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: “why are we here? just to suffer” hurricanekatrina: we’re all just pawns in succ kirby’s world Defying-Spanish-Lessons: finally somebody with more than 1 braincell,,,  thank you camie,,,, an intellectual  chapter 9 1/2   May-27-193:46 PM👌 👈6 Membersdeadpool: toga you my ride or die  flaminghotcheetos: the rest of us just rot in hell ig  deadpool: she bought me a taco, i dont see you buying me a taco  flaminghotcheetos: fuck you im broke  thottie: when the time comes i expect you to die for me  deadpool: lmao ok MagicMan: uh please no dying on my watch i would very appreciate it if all you stayed breathing  flaminghotcheetos: i could care less  thottie: thats false you love us  flaminghotcheetos: eww affection  imascalieowo: aww dabi do you wove us uwu? flaminghotcheetos: rot in hell  imascalieowo: damn well i'll see you there ig  thottie: we all just meet up in hell after we die  imascalieowo: epic rave in hell  deadpool: do you think they play despacito in hell 24/7  MagicMan: deathpacito  crustybitch: that sucked get out  thottie: if anybody secretely loves us its shiggy  crustybitch: shut up you dont even know how to spell secretly  thottie: you got me there  deadpool: well if it counts for anything i love you guys  thottie: we know twice  deadpool: i have a lot of feelings  MagicMan: we know twice  flaminghotcheetos: damn cant relate  crustybitch: shut up dabi you cried over ducks yesterday  flaminghotcheetos: fuck you all

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May-28-197:21 AMavengers assemble  41 Members Mr.SteelYourGirl: have you seen my dog he’s not lost but i just think he’s pretty neat and i think everybody should see him ouiouibitch: you have a pupper? Mr.SteelYourGirl: yeah at home  biblediscussion/studymeeting: pics or the dog never existed  ouiouibitch: yah hoe give us doggo pictures or else you know what happens to him Mr.SteelYourGirl: skdkdk my dog is being threatened [attatchment_jpeg_doggo] biblediscussion/studymeeting: well i’m more of a cat person but he’s valid  ouiouibitch: well i’m more of a baguette person but he’s valid  Mr.SteelYourGirl: thanks :,)) meow: well i’m more of a cat but he’s valid  hurricanekatrina: do you mean **cat person? meow: no. read my username  thisbreadtinyYEAST: bus  thisbreadtinyYEAST: AKKDPDOS I MEANT *NYA  meow: how do you get bus from nya  biblediscussion/studymeeting: what does the cat say? cats say bus  Mr.SteelYourGirl: CATBUS FROM TOTORO hurricanekatrina: TOTORO  thisbreadtinyYEAST: can we pretend i totally meant to make that joke and i didnt make a typo  Mr.SteelYourGirl: sureee hurricanekatrina: uwu i gotta watch totoro tonight now that somebody mentioned it  meow: i FUCKinG  lo ve s tu do ghi b l i  hurricanekatrina: tetsu ur cat is buffering Mr.SteelYourGirl: darn gotta buy a new one biblediscussion/studymeeting: totoro is his trigger word  meow: s tu d i o ghib bl i  9i  meow: pon y o pon yo po ny o  Kermit: no tik tok ruined the song meow: fuk you ri te meow: WILL WE MEET AGAIN SOMETIME?  meow: I M S U R EW W E WI LL L  Mr.SteelYourGirl: he's LAGGING  Insomniacat: damn you gotta install a new one  hagakurethefriendlyghost: RIP MONOMA  thisbreadtinyYEAST: whos kid is this  biblediscussion/studymeeting: kan's/vlad king  thisbreadtinyYEAST: :0< that makes sense  biblediscussion/studymeeting: family resemblence  biblediscussion/studymeeting: recemsbel ecen  biblediscussion/studymeeting: how the fuck do you spell Insomniacat: resemblance  biblediscussion/studymeeting: thanks kiddo  hagakurethefriendlyghost: k i d do Insomniacat: SJ HTI8 U U P  hurricanekatrina: i see the virus has passed from monoma to shinsou  ouiouibitches: o shit its contagious  Mr.SteelYourGirl: SCATTER  May-28-1910:19 PMside character central 7 Members hagakurethefriendlyghost: aoyama what the fuck get back over here  ouiouibitch: ono Let’s-Get-This-Bread: yOU CANT JUST EAT THE CUPCAKE I MADE FOR OJIRO???? ITS HIS BIRTHDAY????? ouiouibitch: he took my croissant that one time, it’s revenge  monky: ITS MY BIRTHDAY?? ouiouibitch: IT WAS MY CROISSANT  EdgarAllanCrow: Revelry in the dark DisneyPrincess: well i guess you have to barf it up  monky: NO THANKS SATOU CAN MAKE ONE LATER  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: excuse me i’m going to what  hagakurethefriendlyghost: the birthday boy has spoken  gayhunkoctopus: make aoyama make the cake  monky: he’s going to fucking poison it  ouiouibitch: >:) ouiouibitch: (nah but seriously, i just wanted petty revenge, it was kind of mean. i can buy you a new cake. but dont tell anybody i have a reputation) monky: (it’s okay i know you’re extra, ive been your friend for a year. make satou do it) Let’s-Get-This-Bread: MAKE SATOU DO WHAT NOW hagakurethefriendlyghost: DO IT SATOU HE SAID SO  Let's-Get-This-Bread: ITS 10 PM  gayhunkoctopus: well then get the fuck out of bed DisneyPrincess: baking time owo  Let's-Get-This-Bread: I'm going to put salmon in the cake. Like not patties. Just straight up salmon flavored cake.  monky: NO  hagakurethefriendlyghost: eww  ouiouibitches: okay i wouldnt eat that  gayhunkoctopus: i would try it to see how it would tastes? EdgarAllanCrow: Thats so fucking nasty, we're breaking up.  DisneyPrincess:  i rate this a broken marriage out of 10  hagakurethefriendlyghost: SKSKDK KOU DA  DisneyPrincess: sorry gonna stop because author knows nothing about youtube drama and doesnt wanna delve into serious topics  Let's-Get-This-Bread: what the fuck are you saying  gayhunkoctopus: NONONO I WOULD TRY IT IM NOT SAYING IW OULD LIKE IT  EdgarAllanCrow: It's not me, it's obviously you. ouiouibitches: i dare you to make salmon cake  monky: IM NOT A CAT  hagakurethefriendlyghost: thats offensive to cats, they have better tastes than that EdgarAllanCrow: Satou, make this https://thestonesoup.com/blog/2012/09/05/an-unusual-and-insanely-delicious-birthday-cake/ and make sure aoyama gets none.  gayhunkoctopus: IS THAT A CROISSANT CAKE  ouiouibitches: WHAT HR EU FK UCK  DisneyPrincess: revenge is sweet Let's-Get-This-Bread: I'm going to do it to piss Aoyama off. monky: YES HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME  ouiouibitches: OKAY FUCK YOU  monky: >:)May-29-198:43 PMavengers assemble  41 Members PrincessBubblegum: fuck school!!! fuck projects!!! i want to die!! i’m!!!stressed!!! 
sasuke:
1) do you wanna talk about it? 2) there are staff in this chat 
PrincessBubblegum:
1) no i’m fine, i’m just!!! too much work!!! not enough time!!! and i procrastinate!!! fuck my life!!! :)))2) don’t really care at this point  beandaddy: YO COLLEGE IS A PAIN IN THE ASS AS WELL, TELL ME ABT IT SISTER  PrincessBubblegum: bro you haven’t died until you had to make a diorama for ectoplasm sasuke: but isn’t he math???  PrincessBubblegum: YES  sasuke: HOW DO YOU MAKE A DIORAMA FOR MATH PrincessBubblegum: :(((i don’t know i’m only stupid  PrincessBubblegum: my last braincell

beandaddy: SAME COLLEGE IS KICKING MY ASS beandaddy: LIKE,,,, ANOTHER ESSAY??? THERES LESS THAN A MONTH OF SCHOOL SPARE ME  Insomniacat: i haven’t sleep in 5 whole days  Insomniacat: i’m living off of caffeine  Insomniacat: i am vibrating  Insomniacat: ,,,,like a phone  Insomniacat: ring ring bitch  MinecraftBlacksmith: I DONT THINK THATS HEALTHY????  PrincessBubblegum: SHINSOU YOU GOOD? MinecraftBlacksmith: ALSO DID ECTOPLASM NOT EXPLAIN THE PROJECT FOR YOU GUYS? ITS LESS OF A DIORAMA AND MORE OF A MODEL I GUESS PrincessBubblegum: I DUNNO I WASNT LISTENINF  sasuke: THERES YOUR PROBLEM  PrincessBubblegum: DONT YELL AT ME IM SENSITIVE  biblediscussion/studymeeting: i understand, ectoplasm is boring i’ll help you personally. PrincessBubblegum: r-r-really :,)))))  biblediscussion/studymeeting: as long as nobody tells him  biblediscussion/studymeeting: whoever snitches is dead  PrincessBubblegum: i’ll personally kill them  Insomniacat: i’ll snitch on you guys if that means i die PrincessBubblegum: shinsou,,,, we talked about this  beandaddy: THATS A WHOLE ASS MOOD MinecraftBlacksmith: die die die dead,,, BUT THEN YOU GET REVIVED WITH THE POWER OF NECROMANCY  beandaddy: ISNT THAT THE ONE TIK TOK  MinecraftBlacksmith: YEAH  NoYoumi: tik tok is illegal  beandaddy: NO IT SN OT  the-chat-goddess: no it snot  biblediscussion/studymeeting: the father: musical.ly the son: tik tok the holy spirit: vine  AirpodHater: i hate this song  Insomniacat: the difference between me and vine is one of them is actually dead and the other wants do die  biblediscussion/studymeeting: ok shut up edgelord  Insomniacat: wow okay going to go back to committing crimes  PrincessBubblegum: be cay do grimes  beandaddy: be homosexual do arson  NoYoumi: me, killing terfs: well if im already going to go to hell because im gay might as well do something worth while lmao  the-chat-goddess: the gay past time is killing terfs  PrincessBubblegum: or throwing milkshakes at fascists  AIrpodHater: throw bricks instead  MinecraftBlacksmith: wow lets go lesbians lets go  beandaddy: i love and support  biblediscussion/studymeeting: as the mother of wlw im so proud  PrincessBubblegum: my life goal of making midnight proud has been reached :,) 
NoYoumi:
midnight: hero of wlw
 
biblediscussion/studymeeting:
fuck yeah
 May-30-197:13 AMavengers assemble  41 Members DisneyPrincess: i hope everybody got a good sleep last night!! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖° especially with the announcement of pokemon sleep in 2020 (≧σ≦)

Mr.SteelYourGirl: this is the purest fucking thing-  AfricaByTotoroki: I got 5 hours of sleep last night. Is that enough? DisneyPrincess: *materializes in front of you* excuse me little bitch you need 8 hours of sleep a night  Mr.SteelYourGirl: oh shit oh fuck AfricaByTotoroki: *Nervously Sweats* Mr.SteelYourGirl: this just in: todoroki uses asteriks AfricaByTotoroki: Oh fuck. PrincessBubblegum: i cant imagine todoroki saying fuck Insomniacat: i can it’s hilarious vineisdead: Oh an act of sexual intercourse DisneyPrincess: used to express a range of emotions including surprise, anger, disappointment, or joy, or when reacting to something that has just been said an act of sexual intercourse Mr.SteelYourGirl: did you guys just copy and paste definitions vineisdead: Yeah. DisneyPrincess: no shit sherlock Insomniacat: tetsu the joke isn’t funny if they have to explain it Mr.SteelYourGirl: IM SORRY IM BIG STUPID DisneyPrincess: oH YEAH SHINSOU DisneyPrincess: I HEARD YOU HAVENT SLEPT IN 5 to 6 DAYS Insomniacat: please spare me PrincessBubblegum: okay why is this the same energy as the duolingo meme from a month back DisneyPrincess: SHINSOU YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT

Mr.SteelYourGirl: if this is just what pokemon sleep is i’d buy it AfricaByTotoroki: Pokemon Company needs to hire Kouda PrincessBubblegum: kouda can see into the future and know what the app looks like Insomniacat: we are in agreement that kouda is an interdimensional all-knowing being PrincessBubblegum: exactly DisneyPrincess: i mean you’re not wrong Mr.SteelYourGirl: WHAT 
The rest of the chat log has been deleted.
 May-31-197:15 AMavengers assemble  41 Members Let’s-Get-This-Bread: SJFKDPEP  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: yo satou, that’s the iconic gay keyboard slam,,,,, don’t taint it with you heterosexual hands  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: damn okay Defying-Spanish-Lessons: SLDKDK IM JUST KIDDIGN IMS ORDY Let’s-Get-This-Bread: i just came here to expose tokoyami but like-  EdgarAllanCrow: Up your shut.  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: very poetic mister allan crow  Defying-Spanish-Lessons: also expose him satou Let’s-Get-This-Bread: it’s not piping hot tea, but i was eating breakfast with tokoyami this fine morning and all of a sudden i just hear  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: the phantom of the opera overture  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: just like b l a s t through the room  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: would you like to tell them what you dramatically said tokoyami EdgarAllanCrow: “I am needed elsewhere.”  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: then he ran out of the room and answered his phone  EdgarAllanCrow: HH ITS MY RINGTONE SHHSH Defying-Spanish-Lessons: ASDFGHJKL,,, THE PHANTOM OVERTURE??  
Defying-Spanish-Lessons:

THAT LEVEL OF EXTRA,,, SO DRAMATIC 
I DIDNT KNOW YOU LIKED WESTERN MUSICALS? 
 
Defying-Spanish-Lessons changed their name back to Defying-Uravity 
 Defying-Uravity: there she’s back,,,, my wicked reference  EdgarAllanCrow  My answer to both of those, is what did you think? My hero costume has a  cape Defying-Uravity: u rite u rite  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: If you two are going to geek out about theatre i’m leaving. Defying-Uravity: HOW UPDATED ARE YOU WITH RECENT WESTERN MUSICALS? EdgarAllanCrow: I know a few. Defying-Uravity: HADESTOWN??? EdgarAllanCrow: Oh fuck yeah. Defying-Uravity: THOUGHTS ON REEVE CARNEY? EdgarAllanCrow: Saved the entire industry. Defying-Uravity: TOKOYAMI YOURE MY NEW BEST FRIEND Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Leave this to DM’s, I don’t know what’s going on Defying-Uravity: lmao okay we’re going to talk about musicals irl for the whole day bitch EdgarAllanCrow: Okay. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: okay,,, i’m not a musical nerd but what if i told you i saw hamilton in hollywood 2 years back Defying-Uravity: WHAT EdgarAllanCrow: Oh shit really? twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: it was really good, my favorite song had to be my shot Let’s-Get-This-Bread: OH MY GOD SHUT UP twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: wow damn okay EdgarAllanCrow: Why are you allergic to fun Satou? Let’s-Get-This-Bread: IM SORRY IF THAT CAME OUT RUDE BUT SHUT UP THEATRE NERDS twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: I JUST SAID IM NOT A MUSICAL NERD DONT GROUP ME WITH THEM Defying-Uravity: WHATS WRONG WITH US yourworstfuckingnightmare: if i knew anything about western musicals or musicals in general i’d just rant just to piss off satou Let’s-Get-This-Bread: oh god  beandaddy: only western musical i know if is sound of music because it's fuyumi's favorite western movie  ikazooku: :00 natsuo,, has she seen mary poppins? beandaddy: im not sure i'll have to ask  ikazooku: if she hasnt my mom has the dvd you can bring your siblings over and we can all watch it her house  beandaddy: oh sweet okay, i'll ask her when i swing by her place later today  Defying-Uravity: uwu can i come  ikazooku: OF COURSE URA  Let's-Get-This-Bread: Thats pure twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: cinnamon rolls  yourworstfuckingnightmare: uraraka is a sinnamon roll who looks like a cinnamon roll  Defying-Uravity: ovo  FUCKgameofthrones: i can vouch for nejire shes a sinnamon roll  EdgarAllanCrow: What a mad banquet of darkness. beandaddy: bitch its okay me too except i look like a sinnamon roll and am a sinnamon roll Defying-Uravity: sinnamon rolls unite  June-1-201912:01 AMavengers assemble  41 Members 
[mini manga spoilers in this section, do not read the rest of this chapter if you haven't read the manga :3]
 PrincessBubblegum: HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YALL  Kermit: yeehaw  bakuno: hooray  PrincessBubblegum: ARE YOU FEELING THAT GAY ENERGY YET BAKUGOU??  bakuno: sure. bakuno: also frog girl, tell round face to sTOP BLASTING OCEAN MAN  Kermit: Sorry, she’s pretty serious when it comes to her 2017 memes  Kermit: And it’s officially pride month so her bisexual power doubles  PrincessBubblegum: but you’re a lesbian so you have power this month as well Kermit: :00 you right  PrincessBubblegum: wlw showdown  bakuno: fucking murder each other please  Kermit: I’m going to change the song then see what happens. Any song suggestions?  bakuno: i don’t want to hear shit music, so play something bearable  PrincessBubblegum: play hayley kiyoko for the lesbians  PrincessBubblegum: !!! PrincessBubblegum: girls/girls/boys by panic !!!!  bakuno: i’m fine with panic  PrincessBubblegum: “fine”?? you’re probably listening to panic rn  bakuno: THE FUCK UP YOUR SHUT  Kermit: ok i’ll play girls/girls/boys  RyanReynolds: that’s a gay power move  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i hope i get a girlfriend this pride month :,)))) PrincessBubblegum: BITCH ME TOO  RyanReynolds: i want a boyfriend :((( RyanReynolds: i want cuddles :((((((( RyanReynolds: I WANT [CENSORED] RyanReynolds: i just want [censored] to kiss me so hard that i fall over and we laugh like idiots  RyanReynolds: I WANT HIM TO HOLD ME IN HIS STRONG ARMS SKSDKKSDKSD bakuno: say his name coward  RyanReynolds: tHATS NOT FAIR!!  RyanReynolds: YOURE OUT OF THE PINING STAGE  Kermit: Yeah, Bakugou sucks. He’s dating somebody.  yourworstfuckingnightmare: BOOOOO MinecraftBlacksmith: *cishet ally coming through* wow you guys really out here getting significant others :00 PrincessBubblegum: only bakubitch  PrincessBubblegum: and he got the best one too  PrincessBubblegum: we don’t deserve kirishima  RyanReynolds: kirishima is the god of happiness in mortal form  yourworstfuckingnightmare: bold of you to assume his current form is mortal  MinecraftBlacksmith: kirishima is a greek god  PrincessBubblegum: HE REALLY IS THO!!! RyanReynolds: baku you wanna contribute to this conversation??  bakuno: KSKSKSK SHUT UP  RyanReynolds: that’s bakugou for “yeah,,, my boyf is gorgeous and the cutest and i would die for him”  bakuno: BLOCKED  RyanReynolds: wait unblock me  bakuno: NO RyanReynolds: you little shit you ruined the joke  DwayneJohnson: oh my godddd like 
thank youuuuuu guys for being so sweet ilysm 
bakubaeee i love youuu ❤️❤️
is that tsu playing girls/girls/boys??
 bakuno: HHʜʜʜHHʜʜʜ yourworstfuckingnightmare: honestly same Kermit: Yeah. Me and Ochako are bopping now RyanReynolds: you’re my fave kirishima <333 RyanReynolds: except for [censored] he’s best,,,,, he slays my life  PrincessBubblegum: YOU ABSOLUTE COWARD  PrincessBubblegum: CONFESS TO HIM ITS PRIDE MONTH SKDKDK RyanReynolds: I AM SCAREDY CAT  MinecraftBlacksmith: you’re doing great sweetie  thisbreadtinyYEAST: i love how we appreciate kirishima like every week it’s just,,,, he deserves the world  DwayneJohnson: CHOKED ON MY BURRITO,, FATGUM !!!  thisbreadtinyYEAST: kirishima i would DIE for you  DwayneJohnson: PLEASE DONT  thisbreadtinyYEAST: I ALMOST DID DIE FOR YOU LMAO  DwayneJohnson: NOOOO yourworstfuckingnightmare: fatgum has actually like adopted kirishima and amajiki  thisbreadtinyYEAST: i mean you’re not wrong  DwayneJohnson: OH MY GODD yourworstfuckingnightmare: FATGUM IS A FATHER TO TWO IDIOTS thisbreadtinyYEAST: yah bakugou i wanna talk to you later *menacing dad stare* PrincessBubblegum: owo RyanReynolds: owo  bakuno: wait what thisbreadtinyYEAST: if you BREATHE disrespectfully at my sweet baby boy i will break through your window and yeet you so hard  beandaddy: petition that fatgum never says yeet again  yourworstfuckingnightmare: signed  DwayneJohnson: signed  bakuno: i- what  Kermit: Signed RyanReynolds: BAKU WOULD NEVER DISRESPECT HIS MAN THEYRE IN TOO DEEP RyanReynolds: MY OTP MAN  DwayneJohnson: MMM ILY BUT SHUT UP KAMINARI BEFORE SAID BAKU MURDERS YOU bakuno: what the fuck is going on thisbreadtinyYEAST: what’s wrong with a lil yeet once in a while  yourworstfuckingnightmare: fatgum no!!!  thisbreadtinyYEAST: fatgum yes RyanReynolds: I WOULD DIE FOR KIRIBAKU 👌😤👌 thisbreadtinyYEAST: WHATS WRONG WITH A LITTLE YEET  yourworstfuckingnightmare: EVERYTHING  RyanReynolds: IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO KIRIBAKU I WOULD KILL MYSELF  PrincessBubblegum: MOOD  DwayneJohnson: PLEASE DO NOT  bakuno: then perish  thisbreadtinyYEAST: KAMINARI'S LIFE JUST WENT YEET  yourworstfuckingnightmare: N O    
chapter 10 1/2 (manga spoilers ahead watch out)
 June-2-20194:15 PM👌 👈6 Members  flaminghotcheetos: wow this bitch of a world really hates me i-  deadpool: negativity??? 😓 😓 😡 not here!! 😉😌😛 crustybitch: who spiked his drink  deadpool: what do you mean?? 😕😕😕 im getting over my trauma and developing as a character 💪💪 flaminghotcheetos: damn wish i could relate  MagicMan: congratulations?? deadpool: im stronger than i seem 💪 ✊ wiser than i seem 😼 and im a badass 😎😎 imascalieowo: somebody please knock him out  crustybitch: i'll do it myself  thottie: league of villains in an acronym is lov  thottie: by the power of friendship  MagicMan: twice:

deadpool: honestly yeah it be like that  flaminghotcheetos: twice is taking up all of the happiness in this group  imascalieowo: mom said it's my turn to be happy  flaminghotcheetos: damn twice you wanna share  deadpool: sure  crustybitch: its not his fault yall are so depressed  flaminghotcheetos: OKAY LOOK WHOS TALKING  crustybitch: shut up youre literally hot topic personified  thottie: (spinner what the fuck is going on) imascalieowo: (theyre about to duke it out) thottie: (my bets on dabi) imascalieowo: (yeah, yeah) crustybitch: wow okay thanks guys  crustybitch: gonna murder you in your sleep  MagicMan: Wow. Yes. Friendship. deadpool: i give up

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June-11-201911:01 PMavengers assemble  41 Members MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: is anybody here alive?? SoccerMom: Thanks for checking in, everybody is probably working on the end of the year English project that you assigned. Or they SHOULD be. DisneyPrincess: the author has been working on her irl english project and slowly dying,, without her these conversations don’t exist SoccerMom: Kouda, that made no sense. MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: ruh roh sorry about that kiddos,,, i didnt mean to assign you guys a biggie project right before summer break. SoccerMom: Everybody is slowly dying due to this project. MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: that was my grand plan this whole time SoccerMom: I don’t feel safe. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: help im scared EdgarAllanCrow: Don’t hug me, I’m scared. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: TOKOYAMI WATCHES DHMIS ??? INTELLECTUAL BIRB ILY Mr.SteelYourGirl: y’all may be working on your english project but my single brain cell is just singing mr. blue sky 24/7 MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: MR BLUE SKY PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU HAD TO HIDE AWAY FOR SONG LONG,,, sᴏ ʟᴏɴɢ Mr.SteelYourGirl: mic is my single brain cell twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: our teacher is such a mood that it hurts MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: aww thanks i try EdgarAllanCrow: What the fuck is going on donttalktomeormycats: yamada answer my fucking calls when i ask you to pick up mY GEL PACKS FROM THE GODDAMN STORE MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: YOU CANT LIVE OFF OF THEM,, ITS NOT HEALTHY! donttalktomeormycats: DAMN OKAY ADD THAT ON THE “UNHEALTHY THINGS I DO” LIST ALONG WITH SLEEPING AT UNREASONABLE HOURS AND MY DISGUSTING LACK OF HYGIENE Mr.SteelYourGirl: scrap my last comment, this discussion are my last two brain cells SoccerMom: Mic please answer his calls. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: the man just wants some jelly the-chat-goddess: don’t we all DisneyPrincess: i mean- yeah MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SJISKSOSOSK twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: mic? mic? oh my fucking god he fucking dead EdgarAllanCrow: Mic just out there dying, like I wish that was me. meow: why is mic sprinting on the roof??  it’s 11:30 pm Mr.SteelYourGirl: wait oh my god monoma what building? meow: staff twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: how the fuck do you see that far the-chat-goddess: @monoma basically aizawa is out on patrol rn and wants jelly packs but mic refuses because that’s all aizawa eats meow: ah, the normal then. SoccerMom: I like how everybody calls Aizawa by his name and we all call Mic by his hero name. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: ig everybody picked it up after 1-a started calling him aizawa,,, like we call kan by his name  Mr.SteelYourGirl: thats bc aizawa and kan are the father figures meow: youre right and i hate it  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: okay but like aizawa is the laid back dad who will beat up anybody who breathes in your direction and kan is the facebook mom  Mr.SteelYourGirl: THE MIDDLE-AGED MOM  SoccerMom: Kan really be coming for my brand as soccer mom. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: if you think about it teachers are just part time parents for a bunch of other people's kids.  Mr.SteelYourGirl: WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO BE MY FULL TIME PARENTS  the-chat-goddess: tetsu walking around campus with a sign that says "please adopt me" Mr.SteelYourGirl: iron puppy please adopt  Mr.SteelYourGirl: @aizawa and @mic: would you like to adopt me? meow: damn as if kan doesn't exist  Mr.SteelYourGirl: whos kan lmao  MYLONGESTYEAHBOIEVER: I WOEDUL YLIKE OT ADO TP Y O U  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: get yourself a man who can run away from aizawa and adopt you at the same time  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: YEAH IGRM DBESX TDA  YD  EdgarAllanCrow: What the fuck is he saying? Mr.SteelYourGirl: im getting adopted :,)))) SoccerMom: Congratulations on the new parental figure Tetsutetsu. MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: HOLD OEN E W SO N IM ABO U T TO SDIE D Mr.SteelYourGirl: wh a t  DisneyPrincess: ding dong here comes aizawa  Mr.SteelYourGirl: MISTER AIZAWA PLEASE I JUST GOT ADOPTED  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: godspeed mic,,, godspeed.. MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SHOU T A N O  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: fjw3ioope;kvwa3kockpo3io mMl;kajbkejrkn  the-chat-goddess: i  meow: rip mic  Mr.SteelYourGirl: what the fuck my dad just died,,,, i-  DisneyPrincess: ^ every anime protag ever  Mr.SteelYourGirl: im an anime protag now. May-12-197:30 AMlook at all those chickens9 Members DwayneJohnson: nejire taped five post-it’s on my hero costume. four say “you suck” the other one says “i smell like beef” thisbreadtinyYEAST: why would you tape post it’s?? yourworstfuckingnightmare: bc those things cannot stick to anything,,, WEAK Defying-Uravity: I SMELL LIKE BEEEEF DwayneJohnson: i’m going to sue nejire for bullying Kermit: Can you sue somebody for bullying? DwayneJohnson: YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO FUCKgameofthrones: but kirishima FUCKgameofthrones: what do you suck? Defying-Uravity: IM CRYJFN DwayneJohnson: ONLY CAPRI SUN STRAWS RYUKYU  tintin: UHHH NOT IN FRONT OF THE CHILD PLEASE  ikazooku: NOT IN FRONT OF ME PLEASE  Kermit: Really? Right in front of my salad,,, DwayneJohnson: STOP  
ikazooku:

sasuke: ,,,,,, gu ys  thisbreadtinyYEAST: RYUKYU DONT TALK TO MY SON LIKE THAT,,,, HE HASNT HAD THE TALK YET  DwayneJohnson: excuse me what talk 
Defying-Uravity:

FUCKgameofthrones: oh shit im sorry

DwayneJohnson: sorry isnt going to fix my emotional trauma why would you say that i am a child

FUCKgameofthrones: OH SHIT YOU RIGHT

tintin: FBI OPEN UP

ikazooku: OKAY BUT I CANT GET OVER "sorry isnt going to fix my emotional trauma" im totally using that

Defying-Uravity: deku voice: "sorry isnt going to fix my anxiety kacchan"

ikazooku: IM CHOKIN G

Kermit: URARAKA !

DwayneJohnson: oh my fucking god,,,,,

June-13-20197:28 AMavengers assemble  41 Members ducktape: kami can you swing by before school starts, i forgot to charge my phone last night RyanReynolds: THAT WILL BE 500 YEN MISTER AfricaByTotoroki: You’re charging people now? RyanReynolds: no silly i’m charging phones not people AfricaByTotoroki: I- RyanReynolds: but like nah not really. i’m only charging sero ducktape: WAIT YOUVE ONLY BEEN CHARGING ME? RyanReynolds: yeah because you wouldn’t let me use your tape that one time i had to package something :(( ducktape: IM SORRY RyanReynolds: your apologies won’t fix the giant hole in my heart RyanReynolds: and it won’t fix the 1500 yen i spent on a pack of packaging tape ducktape: bro,,,,  RyanReynolds: dont bro me only kiri has that right now  ducktape: no bro,,, ily,,, im so sorry AfricaByTotoroki: Am I in the middle of something? RyanReynolds: no todo not at all in fact tell sero im not talking to him or charging his phone  ducktape: NOT THE SILENT TREATMENT  RyanReynolds: IM NOT MAD IM JUST DISAPPOINTED  ducktape: (ouch disappointment card) HOW DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOOD FOR ME  RyanReynolds: THATS MY OP I N I ON  
AfricaByTotoroki:

RyanReynolds: WE'RE DOING THIS RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR SON??? SHOUTO COVER YOUR EARS SWEETIE ducktape: YOU KNOW WHAT IM LEVING AND IM TAKING SHOUTO  RyanReynolds: YOU CANT EVEN SPELL LEAVING SO YOU CANT HAVE OUR SON ducktape: I DEMAND FULL CUSTODY OVER OUR SON  
AfricaByTotoroki:

RyanReynolds: LOOK YOUVE EMOTIONALLY DAMAGED OUR SON  AfricaByTotoroki: I was always emotionally damaged. RyanReynolds: yes but not now sweetie  AfricaByTotoroki: Okay. ducktape: YOU ARE A TERRIBLE INFLUENCE ON OUR SON I DESERVE CUSTODY  RyanReynolds: YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO COURT  ducktape: HELL YEAH I DO AfricaByTotoroki: My emotional trauma has entered the chat. RyanReynolds: YOU HAVE HURT THE BOTH OF US SERO, ME AND OUR SON ducktape: fine i know you were cheating on me with mr krabs anyway  RyanReynolds: at least he is financially stable  RyanReynolds: why cant you provide for me and your son sero? RyanReynolds: (are you feeling it now mr. krabs) ducktape: (ok ew stop) I AM WORKING THREE JOBS DENKI  RyanReynolds: well you suck at all of them  ducktape: skksdksk wow that hurt me right in the feelies  RyanReynolds: im sorry i know youre sensitive about your job at the maid cafe i forgive you about not letting me use your tape?? still bros??? ducktape:  always bros  AfricaByTotoroki: What the fuck just happened? June-13-20196:11 PMavengers assemble  41 Members tintin: dear couples,how,,, do you like,,,,,,,, say your feelies,, i’m tiny scared babeysincerely, lucas from earthbound  DisneyPrincess: oh? hagakurethefriendlyghost: IF YOU’RE ASKING HOW TO CONFESS ASK TOKOYAMI AND SHOUJI ITS ACTUALLY REALLY FUNNY gayhunkoctopus: NO hagakurethefriendlyghost: i just realized you kept my username :,) gayhunkoctopus: oh you right 
gayhunkoctopus changes their name to octagon
 hagakurethefriendlyghost: flashbacks to geometry tintin: to be a fucking shape that’s pretty iconic tintin: but also how did you confess the feelies to your boyf? spill the secrets octagon: i-i rather not say EdgarAllanCrow: We were sitting in the common room when all of a sudden he yells, “I REALLY LIKE BIRDS” octagon: babe what the FUCK tintin: damn that’s good i’m taking notes. then what happened? EdgarAllanCrow: I’m just like, “Okay..” and he has the audacity to say to my face “Would you like to F L Y by and watch a movie with me sometime? Owl really appreciate that.” hagakurethefriendlyghost: a love story for the ages tintin: you can’t turn down that EdgarAllanCrow: I’m kind of at a loss for words so I just go, “I’m not an owl.” DisneyPrincess: spoiler alert: they’re dating now hagakurethefriendlyghost: why do you ask about confessions though ;))))) tintin: SKDKSK THIS WAS A BAD IDEA IM BACKTRACKING  hagakurethefriendlyghost: NONONO YOU CAN TRUST US RIGHT GUYS  octagon: i wouldnt trust myself  DisneyPrincess: i wouldn't trust shouji either  EdgarAllanCrow: Sure. tintin: i have an idea in mind i just need encouragement and tips to not die a little inside octagon: cant help you i died a lot inside  EdgarAllanCrow: I'm always dead inside. hagakurethefriendlyghost: chill out edgelord. hagakurethefriendlyghost: i wasnt the one confessing but as somebody who was confessed to and is now happily dating i can say that girls will accept anything with food. tintin: ,,,,, tintin: okay so tintin: um  tintin: im confessing to a person of the male gender  tintin: aka im big gay  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh shit im sorry i didnt mean to assume  tintin: nonono its chill  octagon: wow us gays really be out there  tintin: yeah hhh octagon: just be yourself? as cheesy as that sounds if you're already close to the person just don't be afraid to be yourself. if they accept that means they like you for you. EdgarAllanCrow: Just get your shit together and do it. hagakurethefriendlyghost: two different people  tintin: hgu u k  yourworstfuckingnightmare: mirio you stupid,,,, dm me right this instant tintin: oh no. DisneyPrincess: good luck!!! June-13-20197:38 PMto yourworstfuckingnightmare
yourworstfuckingnightmare:
bro,,,, why the fuck are you asking for romance advice to 1st years in a chat that hes in?
tintin:
im desperate
yourworstfuckingnightmare: 
why? you have a plan and everything just go and get your man, lover boy,,, or do i have to involve midoriya in this?
tintin: 
please dont.  he would do everything in his power to help but he's also a really bad liar and he would accidently tell him. 
tintin:
i guess im just scared 
tintin:
what if he doesn't want to be with me because im worthless 
tintin: 
what if i ruin our friendship? 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: 
yo, do you know who we're talking about. he does not find you worthless. if this is about the quirk thing, you're much more than that. you're our best friend. if it's not, why the fuck would you say that? he thinks the world of you! 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: 
second there is no way you could ruin your guys' friendship. you two are stuck to each other sides like glue. sometimes i feel like a third wheel to you guys. 
tintin: 
i- thank you. you're really good at this. ily 
yourworstfuckingnigthmare: 
yeah, yeah. of course, anytime. im the best. but yeah maybe just listen to those first years advice and be yourself and just fucking do it. 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: 
and maybe get him some food as hagakure said. food is the key to anybody's heart, no matter the gender. 
tintin: 
they're right. you're right. 
tintin: 
im going to text him right now to meet me  
yourworstfuckingnightmare: 
go get him tiger.June-13-20197:01 PMto sasuke tintin: hey, can you meet by the park nearby campus?
sasuke:
i'll be there in 10 minutes. why? 
tintin:
its a surprise!!! 
sasuke: 
last time you gave me a "surprise" i almost fell out of a truck 
tintin: 
i think you'll like this one though. at least i hope you do. June-14-20195:15 PMavengers assemble  41 Members AfricaByTotoroki: Shinsou is perched on the table on his haunches with this like, wild look in his eyes. I think he’s gone feral. AfricaByTotoroki: Midoriya tapped him on the shoulder and Shinsou hissed at him. Mr.SteelYourGirl: oh my god he’s been affected with the monoma disease AfricaByTotoroki: URARAKA CALLED HIM A FURRY AND HE SCRATCHED HER IM CRYING Insomniacat: day 4 without sleep: the hallucinations begin Insomniacat: aka feral cat time AfricaByTotoroki: Shinsou- Mr.SteelYourGirl: i thought midoriya finally got you on a normal sleeping schedule Insomniacat: you can teach an old dog new tricks but he won’t forget the old AfricaByTotoroki: That’s not how the saying goes. Insomniacat: i don’t know honestly Insomniacat: i think i have rabies Insomniacat: i fOrzuyic hkx$9,)?”&@ bfUdojv AfricaByTotoroki: oh my god he died Mr.SteelYourGirl: TODO WHAT HAPPENED AfricaByTotoroki: Shinsou has been struck and tied up with tape and is now being carried away by Sero. Probably to sleep. ducktape: lmao yeah kami told me to. i owe him a favor after he charged my phone for free and canceled the divorcement  AirpodHater: denki voice: i keep on TELLING him to get sleep but does he listen to me?? NO! i’m worried about him, stress and a lack of sleep do not mix well. his blood is half caffiene ducktape: i deal with him constantly whining about shinsou's health everyday ducktape: at this point i think he cares more if shinsou got hurt than me AirpodHater: honestly. it's like we dont exist anymore  ducktape: smh  Kermit: Sero, you killed Uraraka. ducktape: WHATB Defying-Uravity: i’m sorry but seeing gremlin shinsou be carried away by tape is the funniest thing ever i’m dying laughing Mr.SteelYourGirl: "gremlin shinsou" ducktape: SNATCHED  Kermit: Take me away.  Kermit: A secret place.  Kermit: A sweet escape.  Kermit: Take me away.  AfricaByTotoroki: I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine. AirpodHater: a musical collab for the ages  ducktape: KAMINARI BE SINGING SHINSOU TO SLEEP ,,,, U M MMM  AirpodHater: what the fuck  ducktape: HE DOESNT SING ME TO SLEEP  ducktape: @kirishima does he sing you to sleep????? DwayneJohnson: no. but you know who does  bakuno: no DwayneJohnson: bakugou has a lovely voice  Defying-Uravity: OH  Mr.SteelYourGirl: AWWWWW  AfricaByTotoroki: Bakugou singing Kirishima to sleep: "When I was a young boy my father took me into the city, to see a marching band." ducktape: SKSKDKSKSK  AirpodHater: mimics g note  DwayneJohnson: OH  MY GOD  Kermit: Extremo. bakuno: fuck you all. go back to talking about pikachu and his "lavender boy"  ducktape: WH  bakuno: he called him that right in front of me. disgusting.  DwayneJohnson: SHOOK WHY DIDNT HE TELL ME THIS  Mr.SteelYourGirl: AWWWWWWWWWWWWW I CAN T  Defying-Uravity: thats gay  Kermit: You're gay. Defying-Uravity: u right  AfricaByTotoroki: Bakugou, go buy a heart, that's adorable.  DwayneJohnson: ASDFGHJKL; TODOROKI  ducktape: OH SHIT  ducktape: NOW THAT SHINSOU IS ASLEEP HES PICKING UP HIS PHONE EVERYBODY SCATTER  chapter 11 1/2 (sorry no villian part today folks) June-16-20199:00 PMall might is a cool dad youre just mean bakugou  3 Membersikazooku: i hope you enjoyed the day out, it wasn't much. happy fathers day! DadMight: It was very fun to spend the day with you two boys. Even if we had to squeeze some training in there. DadMight: Oh yes, also thank you young Midoriya for changing my username for this occasion. Perhaps I'll keep it. bakuno: its fucking stupid is what it is  DadMight: Oh dear. Young Bakugou, please do not speak to Midoriya that way. bakuno: whatever  bakuno: oh yeah, deku, tomorrow you better try harder when sparring. its not fun when you dont put up a fight. at least punch hard if you have all might's quirk or whatever. ikazooku: sorry i had a lot on my mind today.  bakuno: you have too much on your mind DadMight: You do think a lot Midoriya. It's a strength of yours.  ikazooku: yeah, i was just thinking about fathers day bakuno: what the fuck  bakuno: oh  bakuno: shit wait bakuno: did you talk to your mom today? ikazooku: a bit  DadMight: I have an idea what this may be about, would you like to speak of it? ikazooku: im fine.  DadMight: Alright. But I'm here for you.  ikazooku: thank you yagi

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June-17-20196:17 PMavengers assemble  41 Members DarkBecomesDarker: hey, class 1A, we got a complaint about music coming from your dorm building??? bakuno: why don’t they come over to our building and say that to our fucking face bakuno: pussies ducktape: tell them the bakusquad said they're sorry DarkBecomesDarker: the what now bakuno: did he fucking stutter DwayneJohnson: babe,,,, bakuno: i mean yes, it’s called the bakusquad, get over it.  DwayneJohnson: thank you DarkBecomesDarker: ok then… the person who filed the complaint also wanted me to tell you the music sucks DwayneJohnson: five dollars bet it was monoma RyanReynolds: EXCUSE ME QUEEN BEYONCÉ DOES NOT SUCK RyanReynolds: i cant believe they just said that bakuno: nobody cares pikachu PrincessBubblegum: wait but did they say adele sucks?? DarkBecomesDarker: i don’t know but IM saying adele sucks PrincessBubblegum: B-BLOCKED AirpodHater: is bakusquad playing western 2000’s music again? PrincessBubblegum: yeah bb you wanna join? AirpodHater: after i complete homework RyanReynolds: KYOKA WE HAD HOMEWORK??? AirpodHater: no you idiot. homework for my elective RyanReynolds: o twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i do have to say it WAS monoma who bashed on your guys’ music twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: which is shameful because your kelly clarkson is

ducktape: RT DwayneJohnson: i knew it DwayneJohnson: monoma has nasty tastes for a nasty boy twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: preach brother DarkBecomesDarker: guys monoma is in the chat twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: did i fucking stutter DarkBecomesDarker: everybody is bullying me i’m leaving twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: bye hot topic NoYoumi: were you guys playing already gone by kelly clarkson? ducktape: yeah  NoYoumi: that song slaps twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: RIGHT??? BUT MONOMA DIDNT THINK SO DwayneJohnson: WAIT DwayneJohnson: DID HE SAY HEY THERE DELILAH SUCKED?? twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i hope he didn’t mean hey there delilah twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: wait you guys stopped blasting songs from 2000’s twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: elvis presley,,, very cultured PrincessBubblegum: TAKE MY HAND TAKE MY WHOLE LIFE TOO ducktape: kirishima at bakugou rn

DwayneJohnson: damn bitch calling me out   DwayneJohnson: i just LOVE my boyfriend so FUCKING much

bakuno: ,,,, bakuno: ❤️ DwayneJohnson: (º̩̩́⌣º̩̩̀ʃƪ) DwayneJohnson: ❤️❤️❤️ twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: oh my godddddd ducktape: ,,,wait that’s cute PrincessBubblegum: fuck the rest of us ig RyanReynolds: stop being gay on main RyanReynolds: can’t stop falling in love is done you can’t be fucking adorable anymore ducktape: ignore him ducktape: he’s sad that he’s single RyanReynolds: i AM :((( DwayneJohnson: kami DwayneJohnson: you got me RyanReynolds: bro DwayneJohnson: BRO!! RyanReynolds: thanks,,, RyanReynolds: you’re my rock DwayneJohnson: that’s it i’m leaving PrincessBubblegum: me too that was bad bakuno: bye ducktape: oh god twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: congrats,,, you ruined it  June-18-20192:48 PMavengers assemble  41 Members proudmother: does anybody know who the fuck was screaming at the top of their lungs “lasagna” by the stairs? MinecraftBlacksmith: that was setsuna iamnjustalittlecreacher: that was me proudmother: ah. your lizard girl right? iamnjustalittlecreacher: lmao yeah MinecraftBlacksmith: but she was pronouncing it also as “LASAG NA” proudmother: la sag na iamnjustalittlecreacher: if la is french for “the” wouldn’t la sag na be “the sag, nah?” MinecraftBlacksmith: would you like to eat some the sag nah proudmother: “the sag?” “nah.” twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: garfield likes to eats the sag nah MinecraftBlacksmith: and i oop- iamnjustalittlecreacher: remember when pony was quiet   MinecraftBlacksmith: right? we got fucking bamboozled twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: tricked you  proudmother: i always forget you’re a transfer twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: it’s because i’m so fucking fluent in japanese  proudmother: that isnt it but like ok  MinecraftBlacksmith: well iamnjustalittlecreacher: i wouldn’t say fluent meow: yesterday you forgot what tissues were called so you asked for the nose paper proudmother: HGUKKK  proudmother: i’m sorry but NOSE PAPER  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hEY being bilingual is hard ok meow: oh i know but it’s funny to talk about iamnjustalittlecreacher: sometimes you’ll be counting something in japanese and you'll just switch to english for no reason and then translate that to japanese  MinecraftBlacksmith: komori asked you how to say "hi, do you speak japanese?" in english and you had to think about that for like 5 minutes straight twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: it was not five minutes  MinecraftBlacksmith: felt like  Let's-Get-This-Bread: Yeah, when did Pony start to like- break out of her shell. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: im not a baby bird i dont need to break out of my egg  proudmother: embrace your inner bird  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: I AM A HORSE  meow: i think the first time pony really went off was when Kuroiro started talking about Sherlock twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: u know whatt,,, you right  MinecraftBlacksmith: i remember that, she went on this whole rant and we were all like, "what happened to the quiet foreign exchange student?" twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: yO WHAT??? HIRYU WASNT QUIET  iamnjustalittlecreacher: thats different you were like shy at first  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i mean you right i was hella innocent but i was also new to the country and didnt know what the fuck was going on  MinecraftBlacksmith: yeah and monoma kept on teaching you phrases to tease 1a  SoccerMom: Ah, I remember that. twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: wait what i thought those were compliments LeggyForEggy: "Our class isn't problematic. We don't attract villains. Suck it 1A" twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: brb gotta kill a cat meow: UHH GOTTA BLAST twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: GET BACK HERE GARFIELD  proudmother: la sag na  June-19-20197:26 AMavengers assemble  41 Members monky: this morning satou made his own birthday cake and he shoved the whole box into his bag and said “for later” monky: with absolutely no intent to share monky: i biblediscussion/studymeeting: here’s an idea,,, steal it monky: i don’t think my teacher who’s a pro hero is supposed to encourage theft biblediscussion/studymeeting: 乁(ᴗ ͜ʖ ᴗ)ㄏ bakuno: make your own better cake to spite him monky: i cant bake biblediscussion/studymeeting: bakugou, you make him a spite cake bakuno: fuck no monky: oh yeah, i forgot you cook biblediscussion/studymeeting: oh shit he actually does? i didn’t actually know that hurricanekatrina: this is bakugou

bakuno: STOP AfricaByTotoroki: That's Bakugou in an alternate universe AfricaByTotoroki: American Bakugou Goes To Flavortown!AU  biblediscussion/studymeeting: i'd read that no joke  hurricanetortilla: tags are like angsty! very gay! Alternate Universe-Flavortown! Swearing! hate sex  monky: im concerned about the single hate sex at the end,,, what is this fic about inasa  hurricanetortilla: uHHH AfricaByTotoroki: Read the first two tags and immediately thought: You're just describing me.  AfricaByTotoroki: Angsty and Very Gay are my only two personality traits.  Defying-Uravity: "So, Shouto. Describe yourself in three words.""Uh, very gay angst." hurricanekatrina: thats just every fanfiction ever. hurricanekatrina: or it has to have one of those two to qualify as a fanfiction  hurricanekatrina: ESPECIALLY if it's on wattpad biblediscussion/studymeeting: yo dont bring wattpad into this  hurricanetortilla: wattpad scares me tbh  hurricanetortilla: ive seen whole accounts dedicated to shrek  bakuno: thats hypocritical  hurricanetortilla: you're right. i love shrek. ils if you will  monky: i wont  hurricanetortilla: damn ok  hurricanetortilla: but fan culture is weird like have any of you ever roleplayed before? that shit is wild bakuno: no??? biblediscussion/studymeeting: like on a discord server? hurricanetortilla: i forgot where it was but like- hurricanekatrina: WAIT YOUVE NEVER TOLD ME THIS,, ELABORATE NOW! Defying-Uravity: i know deku used to roleplay as all might when he was younger,, irl and online  bakuno: yeah  Defying-Uravity: when i was 7 me and this other group of girls used to pretend we were cats. it was like warrior cats (as in the book series) but not  hurricanetortilla: oh my god no, when i was in middle school i ro l e pla ye d  hurricanetortilla: like with asterisks and stuff online hurricanekatrina: you should roleplay again hurricanekatrina: but as katsuki fieri  bakuno: oh god he has a name  June-19-20193:48 PMavengers assemble  41 members hagakurethefriendlyghost: still not getting over how hawks threw a tantrum on school grounds because tokoyami didn’t want to be seen with him when hawks went to pick him up from school EdgarAllanCrow: Haha. Who’s. Hawks. hurricanetortilla: YOU WORK FOR FUCKING HAWKS AND YOU DONT WANT TO BE S E E N WITH HIM hurricanetortilla: I WOULD DIE TO SPEND A MINUTE WITH HAWKS WHAT THE FUCK beandaddy: are you w/ hawks rn? EdgarAllanCrow: No. hagakurethefriendlyghost: he’s with hawks right now. hawks took him to his office after school EdgarAllanCrow: You don’t know my life, I could’ve escaped. hagakurethefriendlyghost: hawks wouldn’t let you beandaddy: tell hawks natsuo said hewwo hurricanetortilla: wait natsuo do you know hawks?? beandaddy: yah hagakurethefriendlyghost: wait fuckign seeiously? beandaddy: mhmm. shouto stole our old man’s phone once and then him, fuyumi, and me went through endeavore’s phone and messaged all his hero coworkers and hawks is the only one that answered NoYoumi: thats because you texted every hero in his contact list that and i quote “i, endeav*r am a big asshole” hurricanetortilla: i mean you’re not wrong hagakurethefriendlyghost: power move beandaddy: only hawks replied with a “yeah i know” we then proceeded to exchange numbers and text him from our own phones beandaddy: hi hawks if you’re reading this EdgarAllanCrow: I am not showing him my phoOjnene. skskd EdgarAllanCrow: NAFUSOSK. ADDD ME TO TNE. CRHA T beandaddy: whos nafusosk never head of him before  hagakurethefriendlyghost: did hawks just snatch the phone  EdgarAllanCrow: NAT SU O  beandaddy: lmao ok ok  
beandaddy added chimkin-nug to the group chat
 EdgarAllanCrow: NO 
EdgarAllanCrow kicked chimkin-nug out of the group chat
 beandaddy: HAWKS CONFISCATE HIS PHONE 
beandaddy added chimkin-nug to the group chat
 chimkin-nug: i threw tokoyami's phone out the window  beandaddy: cool  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my god  hurricanetortilla: thats the number one hero for you  chimkin-nug: im the number two hero?? hurricanetortilla: whos endeav*r im pretty sure youre the number one hero  beandaddy: ur the number one in my heart hawks  chimkin-nug: oh  hagakurethefriendlyghost: hawks is shook  hagakurethefriendlyghost: wait hawks  hagakurethefriendlyghost: did you seriously chuck tokoyami's phone out the window? chimkin-nug: mayhaps  chimkin-nug: he needs a new phone anyway  NoYoumi: wait  NoYoumi: hawks, you threw another phone out the window? again? hurricanetortilla: AGAIN? chimkin-nug: rest in pieces enji's phone  beandaddy: tw: endeav*r ^^ NoYoumi: hes just a trigger warning now skskd  hurricanetortilla: he has every right to be  hagakurethefriendlyghost: its valid but why'd you throw endeav*r's phone? chimkin-nug: half for fun half because he was kind of getting on my nerves lmao  beandaddy: this is why youre a legend  beandaddy: ur everything i aspire to be and more  chimkin-nug: hah cool  chimkin-nug: also what is the chat  RyanReynolds: hell  RyanReynolds: this is hell and i created it with my own two hands tintin: aka just a monster of a group chat  chimkin-nug: sounds legit sign me up  June-21-20197:25 AMavengers assemble  42 members  vineisdead: Help. My class will not shut up about Harry Potter. monky: my class is christmas caroling proudmother: hero department is weird lmao vineisdead: It’s June? monky: exactly. vineisdead: Oh dear, my heart goes out to you. proudmother: hero department is wild proudmother: if midoriya is the one caroling slap him on the head and tell him it was from hatsume monky: i’d rather not die by the izucrew thank you proudmother: i could take all five other members of the izucrew all by myself  yourworstfuckingnightmare: weird flex but ok  proudmother: no seriously  
proudmother: 
uraraka is ticklish and laughs easily asui is p much useless if chained up and contained (including tongue) and i have technology that can do that iida is hesitant to break any rule shinsou just needs a nap or a cat and one time i was helping todoroki with training using my latest invention and it turned into a therapy session monky: damn ok  yourworstfuckingnightmare: hmm yourworstfuckingnightmare: you're hatsume mei from the support department,, first year right? proudmother: yes yourworstfuckingnightmare: you'll be useful for The Mission when the time comes  proudmother: ah, that. meet me behind the school in 5, i'll give you information on what i know  monky: wait what  vineisdead: Is this about the rebellion?  monky: what rebellion??? proudmother: you're too late ojiro. its already begun.  ikazooku: hatsume, you're not allowed to talk about it in front of others proudmother: i can do whatever i want motherfucker your weakness is your own insecurities and i know all of them  ikazooku: o k go off then  FUCKgameofthrones: speaking of the rebellion i got inside information from a pro hero informant  yourworstfuckingnightmare: thanks ryukyu, dm me  monky: can somebody explain what is going on  proudmother: crime time  monky: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN  June-21-20199:44 PMavengers assemble  42 members Kermit: Why is Midoriya literally a puppy. Kermit: Iida left to spend the night with his family for one night and Midoriya is moping and whining. ikazooku: i’m waiting by the door until he returns AirpodHater: shinsou is a cat and midoriya is a dog ikazooku: YEAH ikazooku: BUT ITS LIKE THOSE INSTANCES WHERE THE DOGGY AND THE KITTY GET ALONG SCARILY WELL AirpodHater: "doggy" and "kitty" ikazooku: i said what i said ikazooku: but i miss iida :((( Defying-Uravity: ME TOO BITCH  ikazooku: WANNA BE DEPRESSED TOGETHER  Defying-Uravity: YEAH  Kermit: Do you guys want some hot chocolate with that moping? ikazooku: ,,, yeah  Defying-Uravity: that would be lovely  AirpodHater: we could watch a movie in the common room  Defying-Uravity: :000  Defying-Uravity: lets watch an r rated movie since iida never lets us watch r movies  Kermit: Oh my god.  ikazooku: oh  Defying-Uravity: finna convince him to go out more often so we can R rated movies  Kermit: You got over that quickly  Defying-Uravity: >:) DisneyPrincess: okay so movie and hot chocolate in the common room? AirpodHater: yeah Kermit: Bring your rabbit  DisneyPrincess: gotcha  Let's-Get-This-Bread: I can make some brownies or something.  Kermit: at 10 pm? Let's-Get-This-Bread: Why not? We don't have school tomorrow. ikazooku: sounds fun :3333 AirpodHater: never colon three again please  ikazooku: :33 LeggyForEggy: wow  LeggyForEggy: i see how it is  PrincessBubblegum: omg hes typing in lowercase thats how you know its real  Defying-Uravity: we're only doing whats necessary iida  LeggyForEggy: i was going to bring back andagi from okinawa that my brother bought for you guys but i see how it be  ikazooku: I NEVER BETRAYED YOU  LeggyForEggy: "SOuNds Fu N" LeggyForEggy: betrayal  ikazooku: IIDA NO OO  Defying-Uravity: SATOU CAN MAKE ANDAGI  Let's-Get-This-Bread: I can, but authentic Okinawan andagi is better. AirpodHater: damn not helping our case  Let's-Get-This-Bread: Sorry Defying-Uravity: Katsuki Fieri can cook up authentic andagi  bakuno: no LeggyForEggy: surrender  Defying-Uravity: we are going to watch the most R rated movie there is just to spite you  LeggyForEggy: you wouldnt  Defying-Uravity: watch me  ikazooku: 911,,, im scared   ----  
chapter 12 1/2 (manga spoilers)
  June-23-20197:28 PM👌 👈7 members crustybitch: im not talking to any of you  flaminghotcheetos: yo dont be a baby  crustybitch: im not speakign  MagicMan: Shigaraki,,,,  crustybitch: nope thottie: shiggy shiggy whats the biggie crustybitch: blocked deadpool: im sorry about what happened. giran is sorry too.  imdoingmybest: im really not  deadpool: (hey shut up) imdoingmybest: (nah) crustybitch: silent treatment. imascalieowo: im going to eat the chips then  crustybitch: spinner,,, i thought we were starting to get along  imascalieowo: fine i'll share only with you  thottie: fuck you!! ◉⃝ ˙̫̮ ◉⃝ imascalieowo: get that thing away from me thottie:  ◉⃝ ˙̫̮ ◉⃝  crustybitch: im not talking to the rest of you though. flaminghotcheetos: i hate playing dnd with you  flaminghotcheetos: you get your arm chopped off and then all of a sudden you quit  crustybitch: giran is a shit dm anyway  deadpool: heS DOING HIS BEST  imdoingmybest: im doing my best  crustybitch: shut up before i kick you out of the chat  crustybitch: but honestly this latest boss was lame  crustybitch: so he can get big,, whoop de doo what else can he do MagicMan: He can chop off your arm apparently flaminghotcheetos: haha  thottie: shiggy you cant talk about having lame characters, your character is literally a cooler self insert  crustybitch: shut the fuck up  thottie: you cant tell me what to do fuck the authorities  deadpool: fuck the police  flaminghotcheetos: hell yeah

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June-25-20197:26 AMbakusquad + honorary bakusquad members7 members  PrincessBubblegum: you ever think about how we don’t deserve cats  Insomniacat: all the fucking time  RyanReynolds: ashido, did you see maollory again?? AirpodHater: we’re not naming her maollory bakuno: i second that, the name sucks ducktape: maollory is the name of the stray cat that comes around right? RyanReynolds: YEAH KEEP UP SERO  ducktape: :(( i gotta provide the context for this stupid fucking fic bro  RyanReynolds: ok ok  DwayneJohnson: ashido hows maollory bakuno: stop calling her maollory PrincessBubblegum: maollory is doing fine, she’s looking less skinny  PrincessBubblegum: shinsou, we’re in the back if you wanted to find us Insomniacat: ok  ducktape: shinsou:

DwayneJohnson: gotta go fast RyanReynolds: you’re too slow  ducktape: “you better not play that shit”me: https://youtu.be/VTHsOSGJHN0  PrincessBubblegum: YO THAT SHOW WAS THE SHIT  RyanReynolds: the sonic fandom was the worlds first furries  bakuno: what the fuck  RyanReynolds: i bet bakugou was a sonic fan  ducktape: nah he gives off a pokemon kid vibe  RyanReynolds: WAIT  RyanReynolds: DIGIMON KID  AirpodHater: get out bakuno: i- PrincessBubblegum: ASK MIDORIYA  Insomniacat: ok but was bakugou a mecha kid??? DwayneJohnson: WHEN I WAS 6 THIS KID STOLE MY GUNDAM FIGURES AND I NEVER FORGOT ABOUT IT  PrincessBubblegum: maybe he was more western mecha fan, like transformers  RyanReynolds: two words: sailor moon  DwayneJohnson: KSLSOOS PrincessBubblegum: I AM A PROUD TOKYO MEW MEW KID  AirpodHater: oh my fucking god  Insomniacat: get away from me and maollory  PrincessBubblegum: YOURE JUST A HATER  DwayneJohnson: MIDORIYA JUST TOLD ME BAKUGOU WAS OBSESSED WITH BEYBLAXD SKSKSKSOWPZMW ducktape: i cant believe kirishima died giving this news to us  RyanReynolds: BEYBLADE LET IT RIP  
bakuno kicked RyanReynolds out of the chat 
 AirpodHater: it’s what she deserved  ducktape: the evil has been defeated   June-27-20196:57 PMavengers assemble42 members  hurricanekatrina: i had a dream last night that all might joined this chat  AfricaByTotoroki: Oh hurricanekatrina: it was terrifying  hurricanekatrina: he talked to bakugou about safe sex skdkdkdk AfricaByTotoroki: What the hell do you dream about? hurricanekatrina: i don’t even know half of the time  hurricanekatrina: once i dreamed that my homeroom teacher was actually my mom??? hurricanekatrina: it was wack  AfricaByTotoroki: Ok. Defying-Uravity: are you both packed for the hero training in america? hurricanekatrina: yeahh AfricaByTotoroki: Yes. Defying-Uravity: but also,,, Defying-Uravity: if i bother deku enough i can ask him if he can add all might  hurricanekatrina: DO IT DO IT  AfricaByTotoroki: Oh god. AfricaByTotoroki: I am Scared. Defying-Uravity: the bakugou prophecy will come true  
ikazooku:

Defying-Uravity: PLEASE  AfricaByTotoroki: Top 10 pictures you can hear. hurricanekatrina: I WILL GIVE YOU MY FIRST CHILD Defying-Uravity:  I WILL GIVE YOU MY LIFE ikazooku: i’d rather die thanks  AfricaByTotoroki: Please don’t. hurricanetortilla: I WILL GIVE YOU BAKUGOU’S LIFE  hurricanekatrina: THATS NOT HOW THAT WORKS FOR THE PROPHECY TO WORK HE NEEDS TO BE ALIVE  hurricanetortilla: u right u right  RyanReynolds: SOMEBODY TAKE A HOSTAGE  hurricanekatrina: OCHACO TAKE TODOROKI AS HOSTAGE  AfricaByTotoroki: Wot Defying-Uravity: WILL DO CAN DO  AfricaByTotoroki: Oh no. My life is in the hands of a psycho. RyanReynolds: ADD ALL MIGHT TO THE CHAT OR ZUKO GETS IT AfricaByTotoroki: Wot hurricanekatrina: don’t worry it’s a compliment  RyanReynolds: it really is Defying-Uravity: eww i had a childhood crush on zuko  hurricanetortilla: nah azula is where it’s at  Defying-Uravity: i’m bisexual so why not both  hurricanetortilla: valid  Mr.SteelYourGirl: i just came online what are we talking about? Mr.SteelYourGirl: ooh wait yeah midoriya add all might to the chat if you do i'll add kan  iamnjustalittlecreacher: YOU TRAITOR  ikazooku: i cant do that  RyanReynolds: cocks gun  hurricanekatrina: not yet kaminari  hurricanekatrina: did you take the hostage yet uraraka  Defying-Uravity: yep he’s in excruciating pain as well  AfricaByTotoroki: I don’t want to listen to Despacito anymore. hurricanekatrina: we just wait until he cracks then  ikazooku: there is no way i’m adding all might to the chat  hurricanekatrina: we will see about that  June-27-201910:19 PMavengers assemble42 members  AirpodHater: momo wants me to ask you guys in the group chat that are going on the america trip if everybody is settled  EdgarAllanCrow: I am fine. It was fairly difficult since these seats are so confined. Shouji is with me as well. Insomniacat: i’m with iida, midoriya, and todoroki and we’re fine Insomniacat: iida is basically babysitting midoriya  Insomniacat: and todoroki to a certain extent  Insomniacat: i’m just trying to fall asleep  Insomniacat: but we’re fine AirpodHater: ok cool, momo is seriously stressing out about this  Insomniacat: why? the school staff are working too AirpodHater: mm it’s second nature for her to be worried  Insomniacat: i understand, ochako also wants to let you know she and tsu are doing ok as well  AirpodHater: ok bakusquad + hagakure just let me know they got on safely just now EdgarAllanCrow: Satou, Kouda, Ojiro, and Aoyama are on board in one piece. AirpodHater: ok that’s everybody in 1A. signing off  Insomniacat: ok ~~~  “Ouch- fuck. Fuck you. Stupid seat.” Yaoyorozu’s eyelids fluttered open to the angry murmurs of the girl seated next to her. “Kyoka?” Jirou jumped at the sound of her name. She turned to her friend and shook her head, “Sorry for waking you up. It’s- I’m fine.” Yaoyorozu muttered an “it’s okay”. Jirou who bore an annoyed look on her face let out a small grunt and uncomfortably tried to settle herself into sleep. I should do the same, thought Yaoyorozu. She leaned her head against the plane wall, staring wistfully out the window. She closed her eyes in an effort to fall back asleep and pulled her blanket toward her, listening to the repetitive sound of the airplane’s engine. It was like a quiet hum in her mind.  However, falling asleep was impossible. There were a thousand thoughts swarming Yaoyorozu’s head like a hoard of bugs, annoying and difficult to get rid of. Perhaps meditation will soothe her worries? No, not on the plane. It’s too much of a crowded, cramped area. She couldn't possibly relax here. There was so many things here that ticked her off. The lights weren’t dimmed dark enough to fall asleep, All the seats were way too close to each other. A baby was crying in the distance. The snores of a man could be heard in the other direction. Turbulence made the trip uncomfortable. It’s almost as if the plane was designed to give you stress.  Yaoyorozu dated back to a few hours ago, to how anxious she was about if everybody got on board safely. There were a lot of mishaps getting to the plane and as vice president, Yaoyorozu couldn’t help but bear responsibility for these issues. She knew Aizawa could take care of them all but that didn’t soothe her worries. What if somebody lost something? What if somebody got lost? What if something happened with the plane and it would fall out of the sky? Her classmates depended on her and she couldn't lift this feeling of unease and worry for the safety of her friends. She couldn't perish these negative thoughts even though she knew it was unhealthy to put herself through this.There was just so much that could go wrong and she knew she shouldn’t put this burden on herself but it was as if she wasn't in control. She couldn't help but worry.  A sigh escaped Yaoyorozu’s mouth and she desperately tried to push this all aside and take in the setting as a way to ground herself from these fleeting thoughts. Well, let's see. Everybody in the surrounding area was asleep. Jirou was restlessly turning in her chair, occasionally pulling her blanket higher and those around her were sleeping soundly. In front of them was Hagakure and Ashido. Ashido was knocked out, limbs sprawled all over the seat. Hagakure who appeared to be reading a magazine, was instead, slowly drifting to sleep, occasionally opening her eyes and pretending to read only to fall asleep again. Yaoyorozu put hand to her head. She felt fatigued but yet, not tired. This feeling was strange. Had she wore herself out by worrying? It was best not to worry about worrying, as confusing as that sounds. Instead, she wondered how Class 1-B were doing. They caught a different plane that left a bit earlier. She would tell Kendou all about her worries and hope that the level-headed girl would have some insight. Yaoyorozu lulled herself into a semi-conscious state as she blankly stared out the window. Her breath fogging up the glass, Yaoyorozu looked to see what was outside instead of dwelling on what was occurring on the inside and deep in his thoughts, letting it all go. Clouds dotted the sky like snow and even though her family had taken her above the clouds many times before, she was always bewildered by their beauty.The sun herself was rising as well, illuminating the sky in gorgeous shades of red and orange. Soon enough, Yaoyorozu could see mountains below, ridges of them for miles and miles with nothing else in the proximity. Barren. No worries. No problems. It was just her and this rugged, empty terrain that spread endlessly. Watching each mountain peak go by, her worries were reduced and she felt more at ease due to the calmness of the serene environment.  Yaoyorozu was snapped back into reality when she heard the rattle of a cart making its way down the aisle. There was a soft murmur of voices up ahead. She could see Kirishima on her right, past Jirou, who was a few seats ahead of their row. He was on his phone with a familiar grin on his face. How anybody could be this cheerful this early, she didn’t know.  As the beverage cart neared, Yaoyorozu nudged her friend, “Kyoka, drinks.” Jirou, her eyes still closed, murmured a, “Fuck yeah. I deserve it. I've been suffering here.”  Yaoyorozu let out a small chuckle. Jirou slowly opened her eyes and looked at the girl next to her with a look that Yaoyorozu didn't recognize and this scared her. She couldn’t help but think of what Jirou saw when she looked at her. Was it a friend? Perhaps her worrisome classmate? A bothersome, paranoid girl? But why did this matter? She didn't know why she cared so much about Jirou's view of her maybe it was the fact that she was being fixated with such an intense gaze and the fact that she didn’t know what her friend was thinking when she saw her. Hopefully, it was all things good.  Without warning, Jirou put her hand up against Yaoyorozu’s cheek and Yaoyorozu stiffened at her touch. Jirou's hands were cold but it felt safe and warm against Yaoyorozu’s cheek. The intense gaze still lingered as Jirou stared head on at Yaoyorozu. Jirou’s fingers danced under Yaoyorozu’s eyes. A distant look in the other’s eyes.  “You have bags under your eyes,” was all she said and Yaoyorozu was astounded. This tender moment, all for the fact that she had bags under her eyes but Jirou continued, “You need to stop worrying about everybody else so much. We’re fine. In fact, I’m worried about you. You can’t do this to yourself. You need to stop putting pressure on yourself.”  With Jirou’s hand still on her cheek, Yaoyorozu gave her a genuine smile. Her hand met Jirou’s, their eyes interlocking. As passengers started to awake, Yaoyorozu took Jirou’s hand into hers, off of her cheek and into her lap. Her eyes glanced over at Jirou once more who’s face seemed to be heating up due to the contact. With her hand intertwined with Jirou's, Yaoyorozu felt safe, protected from all of her anxieties. This feeling that now rushed through her reminded her of when she was looking out the window, the serene calmness that was brought by the sun's welcome shine and the world that she lit up around her. The feeling of comfort, that everything will be okay.  Yaoyorozu gave her a soft smile, “I think we’ll be alright.” And she meant it. June-28-201910:01 AMavengers assemble42 members  Defying-Uravity: gUYS  Defying-Uravity: it’s 100 degrees but i don’t know if i should wear shorts or not  Defying-Uravity: like i should wear shorts,,,, but i feel so comfortable in leggings  proudmother: SHOW OFF THE THIGHS Defying-Uravity: WHAT proudmother: SHOW 👏OFF👏 YOUR👏 THIGHS Defying-Uravity: I DONF HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW OFF  proudmother: YOU ARE RIPPED OCHACO Defying-Uravity: WHAT NO IM NOT  hurricanetortilla: HOW DO YOU TRAIN UNDER GUNHEAD AND NOT BE RIPPED proudmother: RIGHT??  proudmother: but also like you should wear shorts, i checked the weather there and its really fucking hot.  hurricanetortilla:  i haven’t been out of my hotel room yet so i don’t know how hot it feels hurricanetortilla: i’ve been sitting here eating chips for the past hour. shishikura is just playing minecraft so we’re not doing anything  Defying-Uravity: shishikura is the meatball guy right?  proudmother: that’s a spicy meatball hurricanetortilla: no joke that’s his username on this app proudmother: i’m a fuckign psychic  proudmother: but yo,,  i’m also feeling really salty atm Defying-Uravity: aww whats up? proudmother: every hero student from a big hero high school got to go on a trip. there truly is no respect for us support students Defying-Uravity: we can come back to america with you after we graduate!!! proudmother: you better, pro hero. i’m making your support items for free Defying-Uravity: damn ok then Defying-Uravity: alright i think i’m going to change into shorts :(( Defying-Uravity: bc we going ✈️ to target fam hurricanetortilla: tell todoroki he owes me new earbuds so he needs to buy me some hurricanetortilla: he won’t answer my texts  Defying-Uravity: ok i’ll let him out the closet  proudmother: ??? Defying-Uravity: i’m still holding todoroki hostage  hurricanetortilla: good for you queen Defying-Uravity: thank you im living my best life out here  June-28-201912:52 PMavengers assemble42 members  Insomniacat: todoroki help i’ve been kidnapped  DwayneJohnson: NO YOU LOVE US  AfricaByTotoroki: I can’t help you, I'm still a hostage  Insomniacat: i’m going to kill Uraraka  PrincessBubblegum: you all were so caught up in keeping todoroki as a hostage that we have kidnapped shinsou RyanReynolds: we’re taking him out for lunch uwu we’re getting poke bowls bakuno: say uwu again shitface and i break your neck RyanReynolds: :(( youre no fun  Insomniacat: ,,,who’s paying?? RyanReynolds: we can make sero pay  ducktape: excuse me  PrincessBubblegum: sero is paying  DwayneJohnson: we can split it  PrincessBubblegum: no. only sero  ducktape: i’m being bullied  bakuno: suck it up and pay for it. RyanReynolds: He Has Spoken  AfricaByTotoroki: Bakugou free me. I’ll do anything. bakuno: then perish  RyanReynolds: HE HAS SPOKEN  PrincessBubblegum: with the power of a god  RyanReynolds: bakugou voice: don’t fuck with me i’ve got the power of god and anime on my side  AfricaByTotoroki: Shinsou are you still taken captive?  Insomniacat: yeah,, kaminari is talking to me i’m being slowly tortured  RyanReynolds: HEY skdkdkkKs shuT uP YoU lOve Me  Insomniacat: that’s debatable  Defying-Uravity: todoroki, we must set aside our differences and band together the rest of the izucrew to ambush the bakusquad  AfricaByTotoroki: Operation: Cat Rescue is a go  ducktape: damn i don’t remember this part of captain america civil war~~~How did Shinsou end up here?  He felt like he was being tossed around in a tiresome game of hot potato. Out to lunch with Kaminari and his friends, relaxing at Midoriya’s hotel room playing board games, and now out to dinner with the “bakusquad” once more. He was constantly passed around and at this point just needed a nap and an escape from all of this. They were at a bustling food hall that was packed with Italian food. Kaminari had picked it out since tomorrow was his birthday and Shinsou didn’t mind. He was actually craving some authentic pizza. However,when  Kaminari told him they were going to eat "out for his birthday", Shinsou assumed it was going to be a fine-dining, peaceful restaurant. Like the kind of restaurants where the lights are dimmed down and lit by chandeliers and everybody talked in hushed tones like it's a library. He didn't know why he expected this out of Kaminari of all people because instead he was taken to this busy place that was popping in popularity. It was filled with chatter and way too much people. It reminded him of a mall food court, with various Italian restaurants scattered around. All of these options made his head hurt, it was overwhelming. In the corner of this headache-inducing food hall, was a quaint Italian restaurant. He thought this would be better since it would be less stressful with it's lack of large crowds unlike the rest of the facility. To his dismay, it was still filled with bright lights, the smell of pizza, trashy pop music, loud conversations polluting the air, and wine. Lots of wine. To say this wasn't his type of environment was an understatement. The scenery gave Shinsou a headache. It seemed as if a thousand conversations were going on at once. What did not help was the flashing neon lights that filled the night sky outside. You know what else didn't help this issue? Oh, just the feeling that he was in the middle of a conversation. A very tiresome one at that.  “Kami! You gotta come with me on the ferris wheel!” Kaminari, who was on the right of Shinsou bristled, “Nah, roller coasters are more of my thing.” “Come on, you can’t deny that the ferris wheel looks fucking awesome,” cried Ashido, who was on the left of Shinsou. This conversation went on for 5 more minutes and Shinsou was smack dab in the middle of it. He was sandwiched. He was stuck with no where to run or hide. He grabbed a piece of bread and slid down deeper into his seat, feeling like an intruder. The other two continued to talk over him, literally, talking above his head, as if he wasn’t there.  Bakugou, who was seated across from him, gave Shinsou a look that seemed almost pitiful but Shinsou wouldn’t expect much from his explosive friend. Was he even a friend? A mutual? A fellow peer? Him and Bakugou didn’t get off well when they first met before the Sports Festival. Shinsou cringed a little when remembering how he talked back to Bakugou back then. He wasn’t even sure if Bakugou liked him now. It was hard to read Bakugou, Shinsou could never tell how that guy felt. He always felt on edge around him and tonight was no exception.  Kirishima, bless him, noticed how uncomfortable Shinsou was in between the two most talkative people on the table. Attempting to start a conversation, he asked, “What’re you ordering Shinsou?” To be honest, Shinsou wasn’t sure. In fact, he didn’t know how to pronounce anything on the menu. What the fuck is tagliatelle? Trying to think about it was driving him insane. What was he even doing here? With no idea of what to order and no idea how to continue a conversation, Shinsou simply shrugged and pretended to look over the menu again. Shinsou felt incredibly awkward with the group, never knowing what to say. He felt out of place. They were a strange band and Shinsou didn’t know how he could fit himself into their strange dynamic. Sure, jokes were cracked here and there but did he really fit into their puzzle? This weird established relationship they had with each other that he couldn't see himself in. So instead of making any sort of effort at socializing, he just didn't say anything. Instead, he attempted to shut out all the noise that was getting to his head. He directed his eyes to the mess of Italian and English words on the menu, trying to get his eyes away from the lights that very much strained his eyes. With all of the alarming bright lights and the overflowing conversations a slight panic began to creep into Shinsou's throat.  He glanced up and looked at Sero. He appeared so calm. Absolutely nothing seemed to faze him. Despite the arguing of Ashido and Kaminari and the disgustingly cute comments from Kirishima to Bakugou, Sero seemed like he wasn’t about to combust, which Shinsou admired. Perhaps he was used to the commotion. Shinsou certainly was not. Shinsou didn't understand how he could be so relaxed. He didn’t even know how to deal with the flashing lights of the city life or the crowded people with their loud conversations. How could he afford to understand this group he was with right now where everybody is so filled with energy.  His own little bubble was popped when he felt something slam into the back of his head. Everybody around the table looked his way and with everybody's eyes on him the slight panic in his throat exploded into a giant mess of panic. Shinsou whipped his head around to see a waiter who appeared to have a mutant quirk in his arm that seemed had reacted suddenly. He was picking up a fallen bread basket which was probably what slammed Shinsou in the head and cried apologies in heavily accented English and strands of Italian.  Now, the whole restaurant was looking at Shinsou and he felt the urge to just stand on the table and tell everybody to mind their own damn business. Or maybe he would just hide under the table instead until this was all over. His throat was dry and he could feel his face heating up in embarrassment. With his face hot and sweaty, everybody's eyes on him, and the bright lights shining in his eyes, he felt like he was transported back to middle school where everybody's attention was always on him because of his unique quirk. There was nothing more he wanted to do then get everybody to stop looking at him and make them go back to minding their own business. It surprised many people but he did enjoyed being in the spotlight. Just not like this.  Not knowing what else to do, he looked around his table. Bakugou seemed unfazed by all of this and after glancing up at Shinsou, he was back to tasting his cheesy delicacies, not paying much mind to a pride-damaged Shinsou.  Kirishima and Sero were asking if he was okay and Ashido was helping the waiter pick up the fallen bread. What shocked him the most was the fact that Kaminari started laughing.  It was a soft, sincere chuckle that was familiar to Shinsou. He's heard it a thousand times before and it was melodious, a beautiful noise, but right now he couldn't appreciate it. He could feel his face grow more red by the second, his body going stiff, eyes wide. Kaminari grinned at Shinsou, a mischievous glint in his eyes which caused Shinsou’s brain to shut down. He couldn't compute what was happening right now. However, he couldn’t force himself to look away. He was drawn to the bright aura of Kaminari.  Kaminari got a hold of himself and smiled at Shinsou, “Only you would get hit in the head with a bread basket.” Kaminari’s childish teasing was enough to strike a chord in Shinsou. It was like a power outage. Shinsou had completely collapsed mentally and was about to physically if this was kept up. The power failed. His brain went on auto-pilot completely. The playful tone of Kaminari’s voice gave Shinsou a bubbly feeling and the casualness of Kaminari's remark immediately made Shinsou forget about everything he was freaking out about. The waiter muttered more apologies to Shinsou who absentmindedly responded with “it’s okay” and “you’re fine” but he couldn't really say anything else. He was fresh out of words. There was always something about Kaminari that made Shinsou feel weird, feel different. It was a good kind of different and he knew this because he’s experienced all kinds of “bad different”. His whole life he's always felt like a stranger, an outcast, peculiar, unordinary, a freak. Kaminari twisted this in ways nobody ever could. Kaminari made him feel secure, he was treated as a friend as soon as they met, he felt special, extraordinary, like he had value. Every snarky comment, every laugh, every childish grin made Shinsou’s insides flop. Maybe it was the infectious positivity, maybe it was admiration that somebody could be so carefree and full of life. All Shinsou knew was that, Kaminari made him so stupidly happy in any tense situation. He forgot all about the embarrassment and the discomfort he felt before and found himself laughing along. Thinking about it, it was quite pathetic but he couldn’t stop it. He couldn't think. He wanted more of whatever this feeling was.  Ashido began to laugh as well, “Leave him alone Kaminari.” Kaminari snorted and dipped his piece of bread into the olive oil. He pointed the piece of the bread at Shinsou, “He doesn’t mind, right Shin?” He flashed that cheeky smile at Shinsou again. The one that stopped Shinsou from functioning and it never failed to work.  Shinsou was silent, speechless. His brain shouted “say something!”. What could say though? He was out. He was a goner. Goodbye cruel world. Okay, yeah, so what the fuck was “Shin”? That was new, that was different. Did he like it? He didn’t know. It was just that the single syllable made his mind go all fuzzy. What was he feeling? What was this tingle he felt whenever Kaminari said his name or looked his way? Realizing he'd been silent, his mind buzzed. Crap. Stop thinking. Say something, you idiot. “Ye- No,” Shinsou stammered. He picked up his cup and mumbled a soft, “Shut up,” before sipping his water.  He could feel Kaminari’s curious glance lingering on him and he tried to push it away. He refused to look at Kaminari now in the state that he was so he looked past Ashido and stared out the window instead, hoping the neon lights would strain his eyes so that he would pass out so he didn't have to deal with this. Out of the corner of his eye he could see Kirishima giving him a small smile. There was a knowing look in his eyes that made Shinsou nervous. He silently hoped that Kirishima wouldn’t try to make a conversation about this. He silently hoped everybody would forget about this and not make this a running joke because Shinsou was not a part of the group. He wasn't called an "honorary bakusquad member" for nothing. They were "friends" sure, but was he really in their "group"? Jirou, the other "honorary bakusquad member" had people to turn to. She always had Yaoyorozu. Who did Shinsou have?  The thing is, Shinsou didn’t know where he fit into the puzzle. When he first arrived to the class, everybody had established, close groups. It was fucking middle school all over again. Sure, he had people who were nice to him but how much was pleasantries? How much of them wanted to be his friend only they could use his quirk? That's how it was in middle school why should this be any different. He never felt like he belonged. Putting that feeling into words always made him laugh because it was so stereotypically edgy, but there was no other way he could describe it. There was people who he got along with but he never fit into a group. Fuck, he had to manipulate people to get to the top during the Sports Festival last year. That itself is the most goddamn lonely thing ever, looking back on it now. He always felt more comfortable with Midoriya and his friends and always felt like out of all the "groups" in 1-A, that's where he belonged the most. Everybody there was extremely nice to him and he always felt welcome. His past friendships were filled with people who manipulated and only wanted to his quirk. Midoriya was never like that and Shinsou enjoyed him, Midoriya was a great friend and Shinsou never wanted their relationship to end.  The thing is, he had always enjoyed spending time with him more. With Kaminari. That sounds absolutely ridiculous and cheesy. If he heard this a year ago, he would’ve kicked himself for saying that, but he couldn’t deny it. Kaminari made him happy. Kaminari could always put a smile on his face. Yes, even when he was smacked in the head with bread or even when he felt trapped in an unknown busy food hall, Kaminari could always make him laugh. Kaminari made his insides flop, his heart stop. Before moving to 1-A, he would’ve scoffed and called it fake, saying it was all in his mind and never to trust anybody. But Kaminari made him crazy. It was like a drug, he wanted more of it. More of him. He brightened every situation. Shinsou always wanted him to be there, to brighten every situation.  Shinsou didn’t know where he belonged but he was sure he would be okay as long as his sun was brightening up the sky.  June-29-201910:55 AMavengers assemble42 members  NoYoumi: how’s the international hero training?  Kermit: Well, we had a short thing in the morning that was really informative  NoYoumi: natsuo said it sounds boring  Kermit: Lowkey was.  NoYoumi: well how’s the trip  Kermit: Right now I’m with Uraraka and we’re picking up Midoriya and Kirishima. We’re meeting the Big Three at the pool. sasuke: you guys better hurry up,, or else i’m going to be forced to go in the pool  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yOUR SO BORING  Kermit: *youre  yourworstfuckingnightmare: shhh sasuke: sos  tintin: COME IN THE POOL TAMAKI  sasuke: SOS SOS  Kermit: Uraraka and Kirishima are racing down right now  ikazooku: fuyumi, before she left, uraraka asked me to ask you a question NoYoumi: shoot  ikazooku: if shouto went in the pool would it be room temperature  sasuke: what the fuck  NoYoumi: i guess???  NoYoumi: drag him to the pool another day and test it out  ikazooku: i could try after the hero training tomorrow  Kermit: I’ll document the experiment.  NoYoumi: let me know, i’m curious now  DwayneJohnson: WE’RE COMJNF BAXK UP TO GLO TO THE ROMS Defying-Uravity: APPARENTLY THEY DONT LET YOU BRING SNACKS TO THE POOL WE FINNA CAUGHT sasuke: wait no come back  yourworstfuckingnightmare: TIMES UP TAMAKI YOURE COMING IN THE POOL  Kermit: Amajiki, run sasuke:  Aksklzm skwoowLnskk!£{  ikazooku: ms keisha ms keisha  Kermit: oh my fucking god she fucking dead  June-29-20194:56 PMavengers assemble42 members   hagakurethefriendlyghost: can’t believe my own boyfriend doesn’t care about my life  monky: what meow: uh oh last resort: kill him  ouiouibitch: wow he sounds like an asshole  hagakurethefriendlyghost: you were a witness aoyama ouiouibitch: who’s aoyama  monky: what  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i came over to your guys’ apartment room asking for food and you know what ojiro said to me  meow: ooh what  hagakurethefriendlyghost: it was and i quote “i dunno. starve” ouiouibitch: how rude the audacity of him  monky: you?? were??? there???? and??? laughing???? ouiouibitch: i don’t know who you are stop talking to me  monky: we share a room  ouiouibitch: ew meow: ew  hagakurethefriendlyghost: ew  meow: unrelated but hagakure, meet me at the coffee shop on the ground floor. i got gossip.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oH! thanks king  meow: anything for you  ouiouibitch: is hagakure replacing me as your favorite person in 1A??? meow: i wouldnt say favorite  meow: more like most tolerable  meow: but hagakure DOES have better tea than you do  monky: the word tea is cursed  meow: shut up you insufferable clown monky: o k  hagakurethefriendlyghost: yeah aoyama your tea is lukewarm  meow: disgusting  hagakurethefriendlyghost: being invisible just has its perks sometimes  meow: and knowing embarrassing, secret information on others can be used as potential blackmail to make your way to the top  hagakurethefriendlyghost: then he can get back at those who have wronged me hagakurethefriendlyghost: we’re the perfect duo  hagakurethefriendlyghost: plus he’s got good gossip as well meow: if you use “passive aggressive” word choices against the innocent you can always get information  ouiouibitch: (unless you know he’s secretly just a little kitten who means no harm) monky: i am frightened  meow: as you should (be quiet aoyama this is why nobody likes you)  hagakurethefriendlyghost: don’t make me upset i got meownoma on my side  meow: yeah we’re not sticking with meownoma  hagakurethefriendlyghost: unless you want to go with your first name, nyato meow: i prefer Supreme Lord and Knower of All  ouiouibitch: i call him mononono  meow: SILENCE FOOL  ouiouibitch: fuck you i still have your jacket that i stole nyehehe ouiouibitch: checkmate motherfucker  meow: shut your up fuck  June-29-201910:04 PMavengers assemble42 members  FUCKgameofthrones: midnight are you busy right now? miruko is offering to take us out for drinks  chimkin-nug: wait what she didn’t tell me anything  FUCKgameofthrones: girls night out  chimkin-nug: WOW MY BEST FRIEND-  chimkin-nug: top ten anime betrayals  chimkin-nug: i was going to add her to this chat for the funsies but ig not :(( biblediscussion/studymeeting: hold on wait so every top 10 heroes from every country are here?  biblediscussion/studymeeting:  ("funsies") FUCKgameofthrones: yeah to speak at the thing tomorrow :p and then you hero school staff are attending as well chimkin-nug: the convention thing is lowkey stupid  FUCKgameofthrones: yeah like our number one hero didn’t even show up  FUCKgameofthrones: hate that guy, thinks he’s all that  chimkin-nug: ehhh,, i’m kind of indifferent about him  chimkin-nug: he’s a bit of an ass sometimes but you do have to appreciate his work ethic  FUCKgameofthrones: yeah ok but you get along with everybody,,, us other pro heroes have gossip parties about him its fun you should join biblediscussion/studymeeting: ah ok. i gotta find my friend from france tomorrow (send me the details for the gossip parties) biblediscussion/studymeeting: but hawks can take my place right now. im third wheeling for eraser and mic atm donttalktomeormycats: shut the fuck up and get off your damn phone when you’re eating  FUCKgameofthrones: OH!! where are you guys eating at?? you can always come after biblediscussion/studymeeting: oyster bar biblediscussion/studymeeting: i’m probably going to get drunk later though so just swing by my room  donttalktomeormycats: what do you mean? you’re going to be passed out by the time they get to your room biblediscussion/studymeeting: “get off your damn phone when you’re eating”  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: nemuri, you got kids to take care of tomorrow  biblediscussion/studymeeting: kids can take care of themselves lmao  biblediscussion/studymeeting: SHOUTA STOP GIVING ME THAT LOOK  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: “IM NOT MAD IM JUST DISAPPOINTED”  chimkin-nug: activate disappointed dad FUCKgameofthrones: aren’t we all just kids on the inside  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i too am a baby goat  donttalktomeormycats: you sound like a goat  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: WOA H O K A Y  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SISTER SHOOK  FUCKgameofthrones: oh god please no  biblediscussion/studymeeting: TEA SPILT WIG SNATCHED SISTER SHAKING  FUCKgameofthrones: hello police take them away  donttalktomeormycats: i have to deal with this every day of my life since high school chimkin-nug: sKdkDk bye sister  FUCKgameofthrones: that’s it miruko and i are not taking you for girls night out. chimkin-nug: wow get ready for my 1 hour long expose video then sis  FUCKgameofthrones: why are we still here  FUCKgameofthrones: just to suffer  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: THIS IS SURREAL ASKDLLSLS biblediscussion/studymeeting: we are real professionals  
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: 
nobody:not a single soul:the number two hero of japan: bye sister  chimkin-nug: i take my job very seriously  FUCKgameofthrones: miruko told me that yesterday you called her up and yelled “where is my super suit” and then hung up  chimkin-nug: yeah and when i saw her later she said, “you literally go out wearing a jacket and jeans.”  chimkin-nug: that shit hurted my hero costume is amazing thank you very much biblediscussion/studymeeting: aizawa going out in something that you would find at a goodwill donttalktomeormycats: kayama going out as a literal stripper  biblediscussion/studymeeting: IM LITERALLY THE R RATED HERO SHOUTA ITS MY THING donttalktomeormycats: i rather go out in something more comfortable then a leotard  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: why are you two texting you’re literally sitting right next to each other  donttalktomeormycats: because i hate hearing her voice  biblediscussion/studymeeting: I'M SUING YOU  FUCKgameofthrones: miruko goes out in a leotard too. must be a bit uncomfortable  chimkin-nug: that’s what i’m saying!!  FUCKgameofthrones: plus doesn’t it get cold because i get cold and i’m more covered than she is  chimkin-nug: ask her right now  FUCKgameofthrones: she said she doesn’t really mind  chimkin-nug: she does that liar she always complains about being cold and steals my jacket biblediscussion/studymeeting: mic going out like a banana on steroids with a speaker  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: what the fuck kayama square up biblediscussion/studymeeting: your hair is literally,,,, banana  chimkin-nug: i’ve never seen mic with his hair down except in pictures  chimkin-nug: is the legend true  biblediscussion/studymeeting: yah!! and his hair is actually nice down  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i need to have it up when im working it’s my brand  biblediscussion/studymeeting: I KNOW AIZAWA LIKES YAMADA’S HAIR DOWN  donttalktomeormycats: go to hell  biblediscussion/studymeeting: MEET YOU THERE  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: A W W SHOU YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD WITH MY HAIR DOWN THATS SO EMBARASSING  donttalktomeormycats: WE ARE MARRIED HIZASHI  FUCKgameofthrones: i constantly forget you two are married  biblediscussion/studymeeting: i cant forget. i broke down crying during the entire thing. ceremony and after party  chimkin-nug: haha gay  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: we biggie gay biblediscussion/studymeeting: what about you hawks? you’re in your prime years,,, any special someone in your life ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°) chimkin-nug: AKSLDLFLSK WO AH UH HHH chimkin-nug: maybe (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧

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July-1-20199:16 PMavengers assemble43 members  hurricanetortilla: yo UA is still at disneyland too right??  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yah. i’m waiting in line and two of the people in front of us recognized mirio  hurricanetortilla: dAMN REALLY  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yep, they said were japanese hero enthusiasts but they didn’t recognize me or tamaki :,))) hurricanetortilla: it really be like that  yourworstfuckingnightmare: I KNOW  yourworstfuckingnightmare: we are a package deal yourworstfuckingnightmare: if you want togata you gotta have me and amajiki as well  ducktape: we're still at disney ducktape: my day has been exciting at the very least  ducktape: bakugou traumatized a 7 year old earlier today  yourworstfuckingnightmare: but that’s just bakugou  ducktape: OO F hurricanetortilla: camie said to get him one of those backpack leashes  ducktape: i’ll consider it,,, ducktape: mina is looking up how much they cost on amazon  hurricanetortilla: get this one: https://www.amazon.com/Anti-lost-Backpack-Haneye-Harnesses-Butterfly/dp/B0794SRTY8/ref=zg_bs_2237486011_58?_encoding=UTF8&psc=1&refRID=ZYXNDSBHFQNT8AMG4NR2  ducktape: thats actually perfect yourworstfuckingnightmare: wait give more context about the traumatizing thing i wanna know  ducktape: oh boy ok  ducktape: we were waiting for this guardians of the galaxy ride ducktape: and there was this kid in front of us who was really excited to go on  ducktape: kaminari was having a conversation with the kid because he knows the most english and is like really social skdkos wish i could relate ducktape: bakugou tries to join in the conversation and says something along the lines of, “are you ready for this ride? it’s really hardcore. i heard you get dropped super fricking high”  ducktape: and this kid’s lip starts to quiver and now he’s crying  ducktape: now kaminari is crying  ducktape: bakugou wasn’t expecting this so he’s kind of at a loss  
hurricanetortilla: 
bakugou: yells about how extreme and scary the ride is kid: cries bakugou:

yourworstfuckingnightmare: mom the angry boom boom man is scaring me  ducktape: kirishima felt bad so he bought the kid a freaking ice cream bar after skdkdk ducktape: like those chocolate mickey mouse ice cream bars  hurricanetortilla: those are good i could really go for one right now yourworstfuckingnightmare: WHEN THE KID STARTED CRYING YOU SHOULDVE JUST BEEN LIKE “yeah the real world hurts doesn’t it” hurricanetortilla: just like,,, “i don’t want to go on this ride now. it’s scary” “well jimmy the real life is scary”  ducktape: the price of these tickets were scary jimmy so you’re getting on the ride  Defying-Uravity: watch aizawa get a complaint about scary foreign students  SoccerMom: Oh dear. Didn’t you guys get in trouble as well?  Defying-Uravity: yeah lmao  Defying-Uravity: deku almost pushed a kid in the water  yourworstfuckingnightmare: WHA T hurricanetortilla: what would you do if there was a child right in front of you  ducktape: it’s always Those Two Defying-Uravity: yeah i wasn’t there but tsu told me what happened.  Defying-Uravity: deku was rushing to get a picture of todoroki and i who were on this ride  Defying-Uravity: and he like fucking bumped into a kid and the kid almost fell into the water  Defying-Uravity: luckily deku used his quirk to save the kid  hurricanetortilla: f  ducktape: f  yourworstfuckingnightmare: f  SoccerMom: F  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Didn’t the hero convention buy the tickets for us?  SoccerMom: Yes, why?  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Watch then not invite us next year because we caused the most trouble  hurricanetortilla: they better not. just ban UA,,, shiketsu is innocent lmao Defying-Uravity: what???? no,,, Defying-Uravity: as troy bolton said,, “we’re all in this together”  hurricanetortilla: damn ok you right could never disrespect king  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i don’t think we caused the most trouble tho. i heard that one of the kids from australia almost got arrested  SoccerMom: Oh my.  hurricanetortilla: OOH WHAT HAPPENED  Defying-Uravity: smuggle in a kangaroo through tsa ducktape: can you didgeridont  yourworstfuckingnightmare: apparently one of the third years from australia wasn’t aware the legal drinking age in america is 21 and they got caught with alcohol and almost got arrested yourworstfuckingnightmare: the only reason he didn’t was because he didn’t drink any but he was about to  SoccerMom: I have heard that a few years back a few kids from Italy got drunk during the convention and got kicked out  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Isn’t the legal drinking age in Italy like 16 or something?  ducktape: i think  SoccerMom: In a lot of European countries the age varies from 16 to 18. hurricanetortilla: so basically,,, hurricanetortilla: lets go to italy and get drunk  yourworstfuckingnightmare: oui Defying-Uravity: NEJIRE THAYS FRENCH  yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh yeah  yourworstfuckingnightmare: sorry it’s real dumbass hours rn    yourworstfuckingnightmare: whats italian  ducktape: mamma mia   Let’s-Get-This-Bread: ciao SoccerMom: The Italian word for yes is si  yourworstfuckingnightmare: TOGATA HAD THE NERVE TO LOOK ME IN THE EYE RIGHT NOW AND SAY “ITS A ME, MIRIO”  Defying-Uravity: LEGENDARY  hurricanetortilla: ah yes iconic hero of our generation lemillion  ducktape: every hero of this generation is a crackhead and i hate it but i’m also living for it  Defying-Uravity: we're gen z motherfucker   July-3-20199:16 PMavengers assemble43 members RyanReynolds: bakugou fell asleep on the bus,,,, it’s so quiet  hagakurethefriendlyghost: he looks so peaceful  hurricanekatrina: send a pic i want to use it as blackmail later  RyanReynolds: [bakugou_png] hagakurethefriendlyghost: literally a sleeping puppy  hagakurethefriendlyghost: nobody wake him up  hurricanekatrina: bakugou?? quiet?? more likely than you think LeggyForEggy: It has been a hectic past few days with the convention, Disneyland, and today at the pier. LeggyForEggy: It is necessary you all get a good rest because of everything that has been going on.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: but iida the grind 💪💪never stops💯💯  RyanReynolds: hard work💪 ✊💯 doesn’t come from rest 😴😴 LeggyForEggy: why do i even try with you two  PrincessBubblegum: working 24/7 !1!😤😤 LeggyForEggy: **three  DwayneJohnson: off topic but uraraka i see you over there don’t throw the stuffed octopus at bakugou  Defying-Uravity: well that’s no fun now is it  LeggyForEggy: Ochaco, I am disappointed in you. Defying-Uravity: ouch that hurt dude  tintin: throw the octopus uraraka  tintin: yeet the takoyaki  Defying-Uravity: takoyaki is actually his name, tsu won it for me playing one of those boardwalk games tintin: why would you actually name him takoyaki oh no,,, thats like naming a cow mcdonalds  Defying-Uravity: (shut up the name is cute) Defying-Uravity: the stuffed animal is bigger than bakugou’s head lmao  RyanReynolds: (winning prizes for your friend girl is gay cultrure) Defying-Uravity: shut up you don’t even know how to spell culture  RyanReynolds: (hoes mad)  PrincessBubblegum: oH ITS TAKOYAKI  PrincessBubblegum: sero and i thought you guys were calling him teriyaki  Defying-Uravity: teriyaki the octopus is cute though  RyanReynolds: eat him  Defying-Uravity: NO  
tintin: 
  hagakurethefriendlyghost: ok but why does it look green screened  DwayneJohnson: isn’t that dotonbori PrincessBubblegum: yeah yeah  RyanReynolds: bro are we going to recreate this stock photo  DwayneJohnson: suRe RyanReynolds: i don’t have enough money for a trip to osaka or enough money for takoyaki  hurricanekatrina: takoyaki is probably less than 1000 yen RyanReynolds: stop flexing on me i don’t have that much money  hurricanekatrina: i-  Defying-Uravity: where the fuck did you find this stock photo? Defying-Uravity: and more importantly: why?  tintin: nejire sent it to me with absolutely no context except “that’s tamaki” DwayneJohnson: SKSKSPLA DONT DO HIM DIRTY LIKE THAT  Defying-Uravity: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THATS ALL THE CONTEXT YOU NEED  hagakurethefriendlyghost: the hero we needed but not the hero we deserved  EdgarAllanCrow: That’s the same energy as Shouji pointing to the crow in the Dunkin'Donuts parking lot and going “that’s you.” hagakurethefriendlyghost: I FORGOT ALL ABOUT TH A T  hurricanekatrina: that’s gay culture as well :,) Defying-Uravity: deku stayed awake a whole night once trying to figure out if tokoyami was a raven or a crow  EdgarAllanCrow: And you shalt never knoweth  Defying-Uravity: :O RyanReynolds: THATS THE SAME ENERGY AS BAKUGOU POINTINFB AT A TRASH CAN AT DISNEYLAND YESTERDAY AND SAYING “ITS YOU”  PrincessBubblegum: that was everything  PrincessBubblegum: iconic  LeggyForEggy: That’s not very nice RyanReynolds: THATS NOT VERY HEROLIKE  DwayneJohnson: OH MMY GOD tintin: that’s not very plus ultra of you  Insomniacat: sorry to interrupt but hi i’m sorry who the fuck changed the song to careless whisper  Defying-Uravity: it was takoyaki  Insomniacat: it was what now  Defying-Uravity: HE WANTED TO SET THE MOOD SHINSOU Insomniacat: i really don’t understand but i don’t think i want to  RyanReynolds: can you feel the love tonight scene but instead of that song it’s careless whisper  PrincessBubblegum: ideal first date  RyanReynolds: ah yes just turn into a lion for me,,, hot  hurricanekatrina: furry  hagakurethefriendlyghost: more unrealistic expectations for women  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my god don’t say the word furry  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i got flashbacks to when we were walking to the hero convention just the other day and somebody asked tokoyami if his head was part of a fur suit  EdgarAllanCrow: I almost cried.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i’m crying just remembering it  DwayneJohnson: didn’t somebody ask ojiro if he could take off his tail before  hagakurethefriendlyghost: IVE REPRESSED THAT MEMORY STOP  Defying-Uravity: on the topic of animals,, you can’t draw tamaki with cat ears because that means he ate a cat  DwayneJohnson: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THIS  tintin: IM CHOKIGN  RyanReynolds: wait but actually you right  PrincessBubblegum: on all levels except physical i am a wolf  hurricanekatrina: i met this woman who’s kid’s quirk was werefish,,,, he turned into a fish at night  Insomniacat: how do you even find that out though Defying-Uravity: wake up in the middle of the night and you just

LeggyForEggy: What.  tintin: wait but if he woke up and he was just fish, doesn’t he need water?  hurricanekatrina: i- woah hurricanekatrina: thinking about it i never personally met the kid  Insomniacat: wait op are you saying the kid suffocated due to lack of water?? RyanReynolds: well this took a dark turn  July-5-20194:23 PMavengers assemble43 members monky: AOYAMA WHERE DID YOU GO  LeggyForEggy: oh no  ouiouibitch: I SAW SOMETHING SHINY AND I RAN AWAY FROM YOU  monky: WHAT THE FUCK YOU LITTLE GOBLIN ouiouibitch: SHINY SHINY SHINY  monky: YOU HAVE THE MIND OF A CROW  octagon: that’s offensive to tokoyami  EdgarAllanCrow: Shut the fuck up  octagon: how poetic  LeggyForEggy: Aoyama, are you in the airport building?  ouiouibitch: I DONT KNOW WHERE I AM ouiouibitch: IF YOU SEE SOMEBODY CURLED INTO A BALL IN A CORNER CRYIFN THATS ME  ouiouibitch: PLSs wDiBd MMw Mele I’m s KcrAR ez cdna  octagon: oh my god he died  ouiouibitch: sorry i ran into a pole ouiouibitch: everything is going fuzzy. my head is numb who am i  ouiouibitch: i haven’t felt this lost since second grade  hagakurethefriendlyghost: what happened in second grade  ouiouibitch: i swore to never speak of it ever again  monky: what the everloving fuck is going on  LeggyForEggy: I reported this incident to Aizawa. Can you describe your current environment?  ouiouibitch: it’s dark and cold  ouiouibitch: the walls are closing in  ouiouibitch: there are bright lights  ouiouibitch: i think i see the other side  ouiouibitch: somebody just stepped into view  ouiouibitch: i asked him if he was jesus and he asked me what drugs i was on  monky: WHERE ARE YOU  ouiouibitch: i asked him where i was  ouiouibitch: he responded with the airport  ouiouibitch: HOW DID I GET TO THE AIRPORT  monky: OH MY GOD  octagon: we know that. we’re all at the airport. ask him specifically where in the airport  ouiouibitch: SHIT I REALIZED HE DOESNT UNDERSTAND JAPANESE  ouiouibitch: how do you say where am i SPECIFICALLY in the airport in english  ouiouibitch: wait nvm i got it  ouiouibitch: apparently i’m in the levader  monky: WHAT IS THE LEVADER  ouiouibitch: I DONT KNOW THATS WHAT HE SAID I DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS IN JAPANESE octagon: wait is it pronounced le-va-der ?? ouiouibitch: it was more like “l-eh-va-der ”  monky: THATS THE ELEVATOR YOU DUMBASS  ouiouibitch: O H  hagakurethefriendlyghost: IM WHEE ZINF  LeggyForEggy: We’re sending Aizawa and Ojiro to get you now  ouiouibitch: THE ELEVADER IS GOING DOWN  ouiouibitch: (sugar we’re going down swinging)  monky: i- iTS ELEVATOR LeggyForEggy: Okay. Do not exit the elevator.  ouiouibitch: BUT THERES A MCDONALDS RIGHT THERE  hagakurethefriendlyghost: RESIST IT AOYAMA  ouiouibitch: BUT FRENCH FRIES  monky: NO YOURE GROUNDED  ouiouibitch: YOU CANT DO THAT  monky: YES I CAN  ouiouibitch: IM GOING TO THROW A TANTRUM  monky: YOU BETTER NOT  hurricanetortilla: hey uh UA,,,, i imagine you know what the incoherent french screaming is about  monky: INASA WHERE ARE YOU IN THE AIRPORT hurricanetortilla: terminal 5??? monky: MORE SPECIFIC hurricanetortilla: by the gates???  octagon: ok go get him ojiro  biblediscussion/studymeeting: haha that’s ur kid shouta donttalktomeormycats: he takes after yamada more  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SHUF UP AOYAMA IS MY BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY  monky: ok aizawa has him now ouiouibitch: BOapalMsoao zksppwla. ssnjsks hagakurethefriendlyghost: HES SAFE NOW! monky: unfortunately  ouiouibitch: damn bitch ok maybe i wanted to run from you in the first place  July-9-20194:23 PMavengers assemble43 members tintin: uh wait question: why is all might in the chat?? DadMight: I've been here for a week, I just didn't know what to say.  ikazooku: WHAT THE FUCK  DadMight: Young Midoriya!! Watch your language!! Defying-Uravity: >:) hurricanekatrina: >:)

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July-12-201911:37 AMavengers assemble43 members thisbreadtinyYEAST: ok so is anybody going to do anything abt all might or is he just-  DadMight: I don’t know. I’m scared.  Kermit: As Uraraka’s friend, I’m just going to tell you to just watch the chaos unfold  thisbreadtinyYEAST: hhaha lmao ok i love me some chaos  LeggyForEggy: Speaking of chaos LeggyForEggy: Whoever is doing karaoke to Country Roads, can you please not LeggyForEggy: You’re butchering the song. Kermit: Iida snapped thisbreadtinyYEAST: country roads take me home  DadMight: Oh! I love that song!  Kermit: I- hurricanetortilla: are you discriminating cowboys Kermit: I think it’s Kaminari who’s karaoking  hurricanetortilla: karaoking is a word??? DisneyPrincess: Of course it’s Kaminari because he serves as the comedic relief of this fanfiction as he does in literally all bnha media because his whole personality is just idiot. He truly does have no development whatsoever which is disappointing considering he has so much potential. I’m not salty and indulging myself through the repetitive joke of Kouda breaking the fourth well, you are.  DadMight: Is this normal?  Kermit: Yes, it is. Just roll with it. RyanReynolds: i am Frightened.  hurricanetortilla: koudas been fucking possessed  ikazooku: if i hear country roads one more time i’m going to break all 206 of my bones  ikazooku: hOLY SH HH H- ALL MIGHT IS IN THE CHAT WHY IS HE STILL IN THE CHAT  DadMight: I’m concerned, are you alright young Midoriya?  ikazooku: SKKSK I DONT KNOW  thisbreadtinyYEAST: cronchy roll take me home  RyanReynolds: midoriya having a mental breakdown (colorized) (2019) Kermit: **EMOTIONAL**  thisbreadtinyYEAST: how did you guys get yagi into the chat anyway lmao  RyanReynolds: actual pro hero fatgum saying lmao  hurricanetortilla: i asked camie this yesterday and all she said was “i hacked the system”  hurricanetortilla: i don’t know what that means but-  DadMight: Should I leave or-  thisbreadtinyYEAST: i dunno. you can stay we got a couple of pro heroes here ig  LeggyForEggy: Why is Midoriya hyperventilating? What did you guys do it him? LeggyForEggy: oh wait nvm i read up  Kermit: Uh Oh. We broke him. DadMight: Is Young Midoriya all right? 😧😟😥😰😥😢 hurricanetortilla: who taught him emojis  RyanReynolds: we’re all slowly deteriorating  RyanReynolds: i mean- ahH HahHhah F iN tHe ChaT foR mIdoRiya lol XD 1!1! cOmedIc ReliEf bRinGer oF meMes DisneyPrincess: oh no we’re losing kaminari as well hurricanetortilla: SYSTEM REBOOT SYSTEM REBOOT  thisbreadtinyYEAST: god cant hear you now Kermit: fatgum what th- hurricanetortilla: wow i cant believe she got sniped before finishing that sentence  hurricanetortilla: everybody in the chat just got feral  DisneyPrincess: the birds warned me about this day  thisbreadtinyYEAST: god rwest your souwl  hurricanetortilla: OH N O  thisbreadtinyYEAST: ư̵̙̗͕̥̝̱͖̮͔̭̝̤̊͆̀̆̎̌͝w̶͔̻͓̼̰̼̜̎͒̂̓͗̂͝͝ǘ̷̮̘̞̖̺̪͗̏̒͋ hurricanetortilla: NO NO  Ḓ̸̭́͝i̵̡̗͈͗̑͠ṣ̵̿̀ǹ̴̢̾e̵̳̭͠ÿ̴̜̩́̈́͘P̴̣̓ŕ̸̟̺͂͝i̷̡͛̽̇n̸͍̈́̄͒ĉ̸̬̲͛e̶͓̍̊͋s̵̘͔͛ș̶̊ͅ:̸̯̬̑́̑ ị̷̪̰̑͑͘’̷̡̪̞̉̓m̷̦̱͂ ̶̥̭̕͝ŗ̶͔̺̋̌e̴͈̎͊b̷̡͇̉̆o̷̬͒̈́͊ǫ̶̯̏͒t̸̡͎̣͒į̶̪̏n̷̼͔̹͆g̵̱̘̓̒̊ ̶̤͚̃̐̃t̶͉͌̕h̷̹̄̍ḝ̵ ̷̻̬̆͝s̶̙͙̈y̵̯̐ş̶̼̪̌̿t̶̯̣̋̔̚é̷͖̝͙̕m̴̮̘̾̅ ̵͎̗̻͆̂́r̸̬͒i̴̭̘̎̆͜ĝ̸̢͕̺h̵̤̓͊͜ẗ̶͈̳̟́͛ ̸̩͛̍͝n̵̲̓͐̏ò̴̰̈́w̶͚̘͕̉ ̸̦̾ ĥ̴͎̽͂̅̂̂̀͊ṳ̴̺͚̌̓̋r̷̗͌̀r̴̜̗͆̀̅̈́̉̑̒ḯ̵̜̱̖̊͒c̶͇̗̿̓̿̽̿̔̌͠a̷̰͚͉̝̠̮̗͖͕̓̅̽͆́̅̆̕ṉ̵̜̘͚͔́͑̂ͅe̴͍̬̞̔̃͜͝t̷̥͖̤̹͓͖̮̐̌̒̊̌̆̾͠͝ͅͅo̷̧̮̜̰̎r̷̡͈̈́́͜t̴͇̲̫͍͓͙̻͊̓͋ͅi̴̧͚̬̓͘l̴̡̞̜̙̲̮̪̱̱̺͆̿̏͂̚l̶̰̦̻̟͎̖͉̱̪͒͛͋̀̕͝͠ą̸̛̗̪͚̰̬͇̉̓̆̿̓̚ͅ: h̶͚̅ȏ̷̹l̴̫͐ÿ̶͇ ̸͇͌m̵̪͒ȯ̴̱t̸͔́ḫ̸̓ȩ̷͋r̷̯͝ ̴̯͒ö̴́͜f̸͈́ ̵͎̓g̴͚̅o̵̺̽d̶̪̈́ 
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  July-12-201912:44 PMLOVE MUFFIN8 members flaminghotcheetos: who the fuck changed the chat name again  thottie: league of villainous evildoers maniacally united for frightening investments in naughtiness  thottie:

MagicMan: that’s it i’m cancelling our directv subscription  thottie: NO  MagicMan: You’re grounded from all further western cartoons. thottie: WHY deadpool: that’s how mafia works  crustybitch: i hate all of you  crustybitch: this is why i despise the human species  thottie: okay okay edgelord geez calm your tits  flaminghotcheetos: we don’t want your whole sad origin story   thottie: are you even a villain if you don’t have a sad origin story  imascalieowo: my origin story is somebody blew up my house in minecraft and then i went beast mode  imdoingmybest: what the fuck  imdoingmybest: i cant believe you all are actual c list, b list, a list, s list villains chimkin-nug: i dug straight down in minecraft, fell into lava, lost all my diamonds, and went sicko mode. and that’s why i’m here now  imdoingmybest: **i cant believe you all are actual c list, b list, a list villains and the number two hero  MagicMan: We’re also all clinically depressed. I think that’s important to add.  deadpool: rule no. 1 of being a villain: you have to have crippling depression  imdoingmybest: you right you right  imascalieowo: oh thank god i qualify  thottie: im going to say it  deadpool: hoe don’t do it  thottie: villains also have better humor than heroes.  thottie: no offense hawks. you’re apart of love muffin now. you’re in the official chat  chimkin-nugs: i guess since i’ve been added into the official chat i’ve been blessed with a good sense of humor now  thottie: no your humor still fucking sucks we gotta fix that  chimkin-nugs: damn ok-  imascalieowo: are we bullying hawks  flaminghotcheetos: my favorite past time  deadpool: gang up on hawks hour  MagicMan: Nobody is bullying anybody. thottie: all right MOM  thottie: kurogiri ran this household better than you do  thottie: he was the cool parent  imascalieowo: don’t bring him up you’re going to trigger shiggy he’s sensitive  crustybitch: i’m going to disintegrate your copy of splatoon  imascalieowo: you wouldn’t dare  imdoingmybest: THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE  deadpool: GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE  thottie: you know what would make this household like 10 times better  imascalieowo: if shigaraki didn’t disintegrate my video games?? crustybitch: peace and quiet?  thottie: a dog  crustybitch: no.  chimkin-nug: YES thottie: I SEE YOURE A MAN OF CULTURE AS WELL  flaminghotcheetos: we don’t need a dog we have spinner  imascalieowo: I AM A RE P T I LI E THANK YOU VERY MUCH  crustybitch: send him back to the pet store  thottie: to the ranch  imascalieowo: BITCH  thottie: UGLY ASS LIZARD  imascalieowo: ANIME GIRL TRYHARD  MagicMan: Stop.  thottie: (brat)  imascalieowo: (fuck you)  MagicMan: STOP  thottie: >:( imascalieowo: >:(  deadpool: this is prime sibling culture  thottie: we’re all deprived of a caring family and siblings that we’ve become our own family haha goteem flaminghotcheetos: i-  imdoingmybest: i don’t want to be apart of this family  thottie: you fool. do you think you had a choice.  imdoingmybest: oh  thottie: you’re going to be apart of this family and we’re going to love you no matter what  imascalieowo: YEAH  crustybitch: trick ass motherfuckers deadpool: shigaraki? crustybitch: monkeys on crack  imascalieowo: are you okay?  crustybitch: absolute fucking idiots  thottie: he’s triggered by the word love  crustybitch: fuck your shit bitch up thottie: shut up daddy issues  chimkin-nug: H GHH  deadpool: BIGGIE OOF  crustybitch: OAKDKSOP SKWL  MagicMan: THERE IS A STRICT NO BRINGING UP DADDY ISSUES RULE  flaminghotcheetos: i’m- imascalieowo: NO NO NOT THE PLAYSTATION SHIGARAKI STOP   crustybitch: i will destroy everything you love  imascalieowo: I DIDNT HAVE ANY PART IN YOUR DADDY ISSUES   imdoingmybest: i hate this fucking family   July-12-201910:30 PMLOVE MUFFIN8 members deadpool: hi my twitter timeline won’t stop talking about raiding area 51 in america can we go  imdoingmybest: sounds illegal i’m in  thottie: i want an alien  deadpool: yeah that can be your dog  thottie: cool imascalieowo: oh nice are we committing crimes?? deadpool: rule no. 2 of being a villain: fuck the police  thottie: rule no. 3 of being a villain: be gay  deadpool: achievement unlocked  imascalieowo: skill acquired  chimkin-nug: well you know what they say, be gay do crime deadpool: be crime do gay  MagicMan: My actual surname: Crime thottie: gay villains are the most powerful villains  imascalieowo: YOURE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT  imdoingmybest: gay villains are so powerful they start fucking levitating and shooting lasers from their eyes  thottie: yeah they really do flaminghotcheetos: can confirm deadpool: wait  deadpool: did you just nonchalantly come out to us  flaminghotcheetos: i thought it was obvious  thottie: it was pretty fucking obvious ngl  MagicMan: You didn’t know Dabi was gay?  crustybitch: you dumb  thottie: here i was thinking us gays could sense out other gays  imascalieowo: not everybody has a gaydar ig deadpool: IM STUPID IM SORRY  thottie: ok ok but did you at least know hawks was gay  deadpool: oh yeah definitely  chimkin-nug: that doesn’t count i am p obvious  thottie: yeah,, have you seen your jacket? big gay energy. and you keyboard slam so automatically gay  chimkin-nug: SKKSKS FUCK YOU RIGHT  imascalieowo: @himiko can’t believe you’re detective conan but for gays  thottie: ikr i’m a legend  flaminghotcheetos: hold on,,, what the fuck did you say  imascalieowo: what the fuck kyle no like what did you say what the fuck dude step the fuck up kyle  thottie: OH MY GOD YOU DIDNT KNOW HE WAS GAY chimkin-nug: W H AT thottie: y’all really are a bunch of oblivious gays  thottie: only spinner and hawks are keeping it real in here  thottie: and shigaraki even though he’s an ass  thottie: compress just knows because he has a mom sense that doesn’t count  thottie: and not giran because fuck giran imdoingmybest: yo what the fuck   July-12-201910:59 PMto thottie  
chimkin-nug
TOGA HE DIDNR KNOW I WAS GAY??
thottie
apparently not lmao 
chimkin-nug
IVE BEEN HITTING ON HIM THIS WHOLE TIME AND I THOUGHT HE WAS FLIRTING BACK AT ME  
chimkin-nug
,,,i can’t believe
thottie
guess you have to go with my strategy 
chimkin-nug
i’m not stabbing him  
chimkin-nug
although the idea is very tempting 
thottie
it’s actually really stress relieving 
chimkin-nug
i give up on love i need a nap 
thottie
whaaaat nOO 
thottie
hes just kind of dumb when it comes to things like affection and humans or whatever. he’s edgy like that 
thottie
but now that you’ve spelt it out for he’s dumb little brain we’re all good. so you can stop stressing after literally the worst guy you could fall for. like what do you see in him lmao. you’re a villainfucker. i’m shaming you 
thottie
anyway i believe in you  
thottie
go get him like the shounen protagonist you are 
chimkin-nug
thanks queen 
thottie
you better invite me to the wedding 
chimkin-nug
i’ll consider it 
thottie 
after all i’ve done 
chimkin-nug
you stole my french fries
thottie 
that was one time 
chimkin-nug
it was 4 times. i kept count 
thottie
prioritizing french fries over me i see how it is you little shit 
chimkin-nug
that’s just how it be in this bitch of a world 
thottie
i’m never giving you my top notch love advice ever again you ungrateful hoe 
chimkin-nug
fine whatever i don’t care 
thottie
you do care you useless gay 
chimkin-nug
i do need your help don’t leave me i’m so screwed  
thottie
as i thought. detective toga strikes again  July-13-20199:14 AMLOVE MUFFIN8 members imdoingmybest: if i don’t get my food soon i’m actually going to kill everybody in this restaurant  imdoingmybest: if whitney houston says that she wants to dance with somebody one more time i’m going to lose my mind and go ballistic  deadpool: please dont i don’t want to bail you out of jail  crustybitch: just hurry up and eat and then grab our breakfast  imdoingmybest: damn you would think you would have a little more respect for the person getting your food  crustybitch: i don’t have respect when said person is being a whiny shit about it  flaminghotcheetos: well well well look who’s talking  thottie: shiggy you’re the queen of whining  crustybitch: you two are brats thottie: you love us!!  crustybitch: no imascalieowo: it’s a better response than “fuck off go away”  thottie: we’re making progress  imascalieowo: jin looked me right in the eye and said “shigaraki is a tsundere” i’m actually cryifn  deadpool: I THOUGHT WE WERE KEEPING THAT BETWEEN US TWO thottie: shigaraki voice: it’s not like i appreciate you and everything you do for me b-baka flaminghotcheetos: oh my fucking god  chimkin-nug: LITERALLY SCREAMING  crustybitch: what the fuck is wrong with you MagicMan: He has to hide the fact that he has actual feelings. imdoingmybest: shigaraki is secretly a softie  imascalieowo: the both of us were out once and we saw a corgi and he just went,,,, soft crustybitch: i actually want to die  flaminghotcheetos: all of us want to as well you’re not special  deadpool: i mean yeah  chimkin-nug: hey shigaraki can you disintegrate me please  imdoingmybest: shigaraki just straight up disintegrates himself  imascalieowo: going to commit disintegrate myself  crustybitch: if im going to die though i’m taking this fucked up world with me  deadpool: chaotic evil energy  crustybitch: be quiet you neutral good bitch deadpool: and i oop- flaminghotcheetos: you all are a bunch of dnd nerds  deadpool: dabi… but you play dnd with us  chimkin-nug: WAIT YOU GUYS HAVE A CAMPAIGN  thottie: only the best crustybitch: giran is a shit dm  imascalieowo: ur trash giran lmao  imdoingmybest: your breakfast is going in the trash  imascalieowo: I DIDNT MEAN IT  flaminghotcheetos: yeah and everybody’s characters are basically shitty self inserts  thottie: shut up mr. i give all my characters an excessively edgy backstory  thottie: don’t project your own shitty childhood onto your characters  thottie: yah ok stop flipping me off irl  deadpool: did you want to play with us hawks?  chimkin-nug: MAYHAPS  thottie: CAN WE KEEP HIM CAN WE KEEP HIM CAN WE KE thottie: PLEASE I PROMISE I’LL FEED HIM EVERYDAY  imdoingmybest: dm me your character sheet hawks  crustybitch: oh god  imascalieowo: FUCK YEAH CHAOS TIME BABEY  MagicMan: As long as you can bring snacks I’m fine with it. flaminghotcheetos: he’s a rich privileged hero he can get whatever he wants  chimkin-nug: aww thanks hun flaminghotcheetos: call me hun one more time and i slit your neck  thottie: kinky  imascalieowo: I SPIT OUT MY WATER  chimkin-nug: JZKLSOWPWP 
deadpool:

imdoingmybest: changing the subject  chimkin-nug: please do  imdoingmybest: shigaraki i told them no tomatoes, like it says on the receipt, but it seems as if there’s tomatoes in this omlette of yours  crustybitch: what the fuck  crustybitch: i’m going to leave a bad yelp review  imascalieowo: i like how shigaraki ranges from “i’m going to destroy the world” to “i’m going to leave a bad yelp review”  deadpool: c h a o t i c e v i l   July-13-201910:32 PMLOVE MUFFIN8 members deadpool: i just witnessed,,,, crustybitch: a murder  deadpool: NO what’s with you and destruction  crustybitch: laughs in gremlin  chimkin-nug: “LAUGHS IN GREMLIN”  imdoingmybest: he’s definitely drunk  imascalieowo: what did you witness jin? deadpool: somebody cares!! deadpool: i just witnessed dabi curling up on the couch and sleeping like a cat,,, i,, thottie: WH AT  chimkin-nug: sKskKs wait wha dm me pics??  thottie: dm me too!! i’m out running errands rn  deadpool: sure  MagicMan: Oh, just like how Spinner scampers across the floor like a gecko at 1 AM in his sleep  imascalieowo: wait i do what now  deadpool: oh yeah  deadpool: i’ll wake up to just “TAT TAT TAT” and you’re on all fours running around  imascalieowo: holy fuck nobody has told me this before  imdoingmybest: are we talking about spinners weird reptilian instincts  imdoingmybest: sometimes he blanks out and he gets so focused on something for like 10 minutes like with that blank lizard stare  imdoingmybest: just

imascalieowo: IM- deadpool: YEAH YEAH EXACTLY imdoingmybest: hold on wait you guys didn’t know dabi sleeps like a cat deadpool: yOU DID?? imdoingmybest: i usually cant fall asleep, nightmares, so i’m awake and i witness some weird shit  imdoingmybest: he likes to sleep with his legs tucked in. sometimes he starts shaking and talking in his sleep imdoingmybest: ive never talked about it with him because it’s probably some personal trauma stuff. we all have it i just didnt want to inquire. deadpool: oh damn  chimkin-nug: what does he say?  imdoingmybest: it’s mostly mumbles but i’ve heard a few “no”’s, “i’m sorry”’s, "help"'s, and “stop” thottie: fuck i didn’t know  thottie: i’m going to pick up pizza for him then while i’m out  thottie: you want your mozzarella sticks spinner? imascalieowo: yes please  deadpool: BRO IM GOING TO HUG HIM  crustybitch: he’ll actually burn you alive if you do deadpool: yeah but nobody should go through that alone!  imdoingmybest: i’m sorry it wasn’t my place to say anyway  imdoingmybest: back to the fact that he sleeps like a cat  imdoingmybest: oh!! imdoingmybest: compress sleeps with a plush webkinz duck and i think that’s adorable  MagicMan: How do you know this kind of stuff?  imdoingmybest: i don’t sleep. i see all. thottie: COMPRESS!! thottie: does he have a name  MagicMan: Quacker Jack thottie: ok that’s cute  imascalieowo: aww you big dork  crustybitch: you all are losers  deadpool: don’t talk about quacker jack this way  thottie: duck you  imdoingmybest: shigaraki has disintegrated 5 blankets already  crustybitch: ok you didn’t have to call ME out  thottie: awhh oh no rip  imdoingmybest: and that sucks because he likes being cozy and wrapped in a blanket burrito  deadpool: blanket,,,,burrito,,, i’m  imascalieowo: CUTE  thottie: this is the best news ever  crustybitch: i’m not cute you jackasses  thottie: ur cute in your own disgusting rat way  imascalieowo: you’re a soft cutie who likes blanket burritos and godzilla  crustybitch: i do really enjoy godzilla  MagicMan: He also likes pancakes to an unhealthy degree  crustybitch: i may be drunk but i can still kick your ass  MagicMan: Extra Fluffy Pancakes.  imdoingmybest: honestly who doesn’t like pancakes imdoingmybest: oh yeah, sometimes spinner stays up late and then falls asleep in front of the TV while kingdom hearts is still on  crustybitch: i knew this one crustybitch: because sOMEBODY LEAVES THE POPCORN BAG OPEN AND ALL THE ANTS GET TO IT  imascalieowo: IM SORRY  thottie: gaming week is every week   imascalieowo: minecraft monday is until you die  thottie: spinner,, real gamers never sleep  imascalieowo: shut up imdoingmybest: toga checks her covers for bugs every single night  imdoingmybest: then perches herself up by the pillows  imdoingmybest: blasts vocaloid music imdoingmybest: watches netflix imdoingmybest: and then eventually falls asleep  imdoingmybest: it’s a strange routine and i always hear hatsune miku in the distance whenever i’m night-cleaning MagicMan: We stole somebody’s Netflix account and Toga is the only one that actually uses it  imascalieowo: yeah next time you steal the credit cards to pay for it because you’re the only one that uses netflix  thottie: shut up i’m getting your mozzarella sticks  deadpool: is that why i always hear rin in my dreams  deadpool: you do have good song taste though deadpool: electric angel?? that’s the good shit  thottie: YO I DIDJT KNOW YOU LIKE VOCALOID deadpool: i listen sometimes  thottie: BRO DM ME YOUR TOP THREE SONGS crustybitch: what the fuck  imdoingmybest: oh yeah, i forgot about jin imdoingmybest: he’s afraid of the dark so whenever he turns off the lights he automatically closes his eyes right after and then runs over to where he sleeps  deadpool: i’ve actually tripped approximately 6 times last month getting to bed imdoingmybest: in conclusion you all are just overgrown children  imascalieowo: overgrown children who commit crimes occasionally  deadpool: only on the weekends  deadpool: sometimes on monday if i’m feeling crazy  crustybitch: here have my business card i murder 5 days a week  imascalieowo: you know shigaraki is really drunk when he starts making jokes  MagicMan: Oh dear, the children got into the liquor cabinet  imdoingmybest: we don’t even have a cabinet you guys just leave stuff lying around  deadpool: hey hey we’re children, we don’t know how to clean don’t yell at us  thottie: yeah don’t yell at us d a d d y imdoingmybest: nope nope i’m leaving i’m out  imascalieowo: SKKKSPP DADDY GIRAN  deadpool: STOP IM GOING TO BURST OUT LAUGHING AND WAKE UP DABI  crustybitch: you all are fired get out  thottie: kurogiri may have been our father but was he our daddy  imdoingmybest: goodbye i’m going to jump off a cliff  imascalieowo: daddy no  thottie: daddy 🅱️lease imdoingmybest: i hope you all die horrible deaths  crustybitch: aww thanks i hope i die a horrible death as well   
chapter 15 1/2
~~~To say Hawks was conflicted was an understatement.  In the morning, he was supposed to meet up with Tokyo’s own police officer to discuss what he knew about the League of Villains. A week ago, he was excited to report what he had learned, since he had discovered a bunch of new information. Now, just thinking about it made him want to throw up.  Yeah, he hated the League of Villains. He never really agreed with their morales, especially with Shigaraki with his hunger for destruction. Hawks wanted a world of peace, as cheesy as that may sound, and the League of Villains posed a huge threat. Hawks knew they needed to be taken down before they raised their next big attack. He was a hero after all.  However, he couldn’t shake the idea that there was something way more to this ragtag team of bad guys. A week ago, he was added to a strange little group chat. He later learned it was the League of Villains' own personal chat. This is a good thing, he had thought. If he was in their group chat, he could get inside intel about their plans and whereabouts.  This wasn’t really the case as there was much more joking around going on. It wasn’t really a chat of villainy, more like a chat of friends. They talked like they weren’t wanted by every police department in the region. It made them feel more human. Now, the fact that they added Hawks to this chat appalled him. To him this meant that they didn’t seem him as a business partner now, more like a friend. Putting that into words made his stomach clench. He was not their friend and they would soon learn that the hard way.  Toga’s message wouldn't leave his head. They were a bunch of people turned away from society, broken down, hurt, in need of a family to turn to. They treated each other as siblings instead of co-workers. They always had each other's backs in a sort of weird way and now they believed Hawks was apart of them, their family.  Despite all the rude remarks and threats anybody could see that they cared about each other and now they cared about Hawks as well. What surprised him, was the fact that Hawks could easily talk to them, as if he was talking to Miruko or somebody he's known for years. That thought scared him. He wanted to pound his head against the door. He shouldn’t see them as his friends. He shouldn’t feel guilty about betraying them. This was the plan all along. Gain their trust, gather information, and then betray them. He needed to get close to them for this to work. That was in the job description. He knew this was coming, he couldn't allow himself to get all soft. They were villains. They’ve murdered and imprisoned and tortured. They’ve hurt innocent people. He shouldn’t feel sentiment for them. He was disgusted with himself.  He had work to be done. He couldn’t afford to get attached to them. He had to think like a hero. Think about what they had done wrong. They weren’t his friends, not his family, they were his enemies. He needed to bring them down, not play Dungeons and Dragons with them. He couldn't see them as his friends because that would only hurt him in the long run. He'd need to eventually betray them. What was he doing? Why was he thinking like this? He slumped into his chair and grabbed a can of beer. He then ran a hand through his hair angrily. He was stronger than this. He was a hero. He’s always wanted to be a hero, rid the world of evil, make sure everybody could go to sleep feeling safe. He was a hero. Everybody relied on him. Everybody depended on him. He had to do this. He chugged down his can before putting his head into his hands. He had a job to do. He started it and he needed to finish it.  Then there was Dabi. Thinking about him caused a lump to form in his throat. He tried to push this aside. There was nothing likable or admirable about Dabi. Dabi was a psychopath. Dabi was insane. Dabi murdered people relentlessly and without remorse. He was a stepping stone, not his friend, not his boyfriend. He was a way to get to closer to all of them. He was a device to get what he wanted. His plan was to grow closer to Toga and gain her trust. To do this, he created this lie that he had a crush on Dabi which was ridiculous but it proved effective. Plus, if all worked out, and Dabi returned his "feelings", he could get close to Dabi and earn his trust as well. It was the perfect plan, shoot two birds down with one stone. So why was he feeling guilty about it? It was stupid.  The whole concept was stupid, but it made Toga believe that they were friends who shared secrets. It built this trust between the two that was built on lies and facades. Toga trusted him and gave him genuine advice. She cared for him and Hawks was lying straight to her face. She really believed they were friends and some part of Hawks wanted to believe that too. Maybe it was the guilt that built up because Hawks targeted the most open person, emotion wise, and used her to get information. Thinking about it, she was only a kid. She couldn’t be older than he was. But she’s still a villain, he reminded himself. She still is messed up and murders those who she “loves”. She was crazy. She wasn't just a kid, she hurt people. He can’t feel guilty about that. He can’t feel guilty for any of them.  Still, there was Dabi. He couldn’t help feeling that there was something behind Dabi. There was something behind those psychopathic tendencies. Behind those barriers, there was a hurt boy who’s quirk isn’t suited for his body that shakes and cries and pleads for help in his sleep. There was the ghost of somebody who’s been hurt and put down, who didn’t have anybody, and with nobody to turn to, he turned to murder. He was enveloped in rage to get revenge at a messed up system of heroes. Maybe there was still a human under all of those levels of crazy or maybe that too was burnt away and he was beyond repair. Hawks tried not to let himself think about the way that Dabi's lips quirked up whenever Hawks told a stupid joke or that look in his eyes when they had once passed a little boy walking down the street holding his sister's hand. Perhaps he had once been somebody who Hawks could've gotten close with, but that person was gone. That person was burnt to ash and there was nothing Hawks could do about it now. Hawks had to keep reminding himself that.  He popped open another can. Maybe if he drank enough he can forget about all of this and get back to doing what he’s supposed to do. Get back to business. This was not making friends, this was doing his job and doing the right thing to do. Right? They're still villains who have committed crimes and the world would be safer without them. Those who have been hurt by them would feel safe once more.  His ideal future was a place where everybody could rest easy, assured, safe. A world where heroes would have to work less and worry less. Now, what about the League of Villains? Could they rest easy and feel safe behind bars? After being captured, they would be back to being isolated from the only family they knew. They would be left alone in the dark once more. Captured by Hawks’ own two hands, the person they had taken in and believed was once their own. They would be taken away from family once more. Somewhere in time, they too, were probably once like everybody else. They probably once had hopes and dreams and aspirations. Hell, if somebody have been there for them before, this could’ve been prevented. But nobody was there when they needed it the most and it was too late. They were shattered glass and instead of looking for a way to repair themselves, they took those pieces of glass and hurt others. Maybe that truly was what was wrong with this society. Maybe that's why Shigaraki wanted destruction. It was the fact that heroes couldn't protect everybody. No matter what he did, there would always be little kids getting hurt and seeing the world for what it truly is and growing hatred for what it was. He couldn't protect everybody and those he couldn't protect grew into those he fought today. Some would say Hawks was saving the world but who would save those forgotten kids? Who would save the League of Villains?  That night, Hawks couldn’t fall asleep.

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July-16-201910:33 PMavengers assemble43 members twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i’m sitting in the common room when tokoyami straight up comes into our building and sits on our couch and says, “i stay here now” twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: he’s talking about frankenstein with kuroiro rn because apparently he just finished the book   twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: did you know that frankenstein was the scientist?  PrincessBubblegum: really? twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: yeah. i asked this to monoma and he called me a dumbass for not knowing  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: anyway why has tokoyami ran away  PrincessBubblegum: kaminari  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: it’s always him isn’t it  RyanReynolds: what can i say? comedic relief  RyanReynolds: fourth wall breaking aside (i can’t reuse jokes) i may or may not be screaming at my tv  PrincessBubblegum: he’s playing video games with the boys  RyanReynolds: me and the boys playing video games

RyanReynolds: fuck i forgot i don’t have photoshop just imagine kirishima’s, sero’s, bakugou’s, and my face is on this  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i see we’re on a budget  RyanReynolds: can’t afford photoshop RyanReynolds: also help i keep getting my ass kicked by bakugou in smash  RyanReynolds: i’m going to give up on life  PrincessBubblegum: everytime he falls off final destination he begins to scream twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: and everytime we kiss i swear i can fly  RyanReynolds: CHOKED  DarkBecomesDarker: do you guys really need tokoyami bc i can keep him  DarkBecomesDarker: nobody else in 1-b has good taste and common interests DarkBecomesDarker: komori also wants to keep him  PrincessBubblegum: ok i dont care bye bye birdie  RyanReynolds: he’s leaving the nest  EdgarAllanCrow: This is why I left. DarkBecomesDarker: @kendou let us adopt him  DarkBecomesDarker: hold on 
DarkBecomesDarker added toad to the chat
 toad: kendou let’s keep the bird  toad: i’ll feed him once a week  EdgarAllanCrow: Oh.  the-chat-goddess: as long as you pay the vet bills  toad: ha cool  EdgarAllanCrow: Okay then.  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i mean if 1-a could do the thing w/ shinsou we can do the thing w/ tokoyami  toad: straight up just,,, snatch  meow: good idea we’ll slowly steal all the students from 1-a hurricanetortilla: steal shinsou next, we’re all sharing him anyway RyanReynolds: excuse me who said anything about sharing  PrincessBubblegum: YEAH!! we never shared him  meow: i agree lets take shinsou by force  hurricanetortilla: i was under the impression that shinsou was the community cat  RyanReynolds: (fucking touch him and i electrocute) toad: does that make monoma the stray cat with rabies  toad: rat cat rabies man  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i’m so glad you’re in this chat  toad: yeah me too but,, uh, why is all might in here  PrincessBubblegum: it’s a long story  hurricanetortilla: is UA’s 1-B slowly taking over  the-chat-goddess: i thought we already established this a while ago, of course we are  meow: bc we’re the superior class  PrincessBubblegum: ok keep on telling that to yourself rat cat meow: wow ok can we like demolish that nickname meow: you know what i’m kidnapping shinsou and i’m taking setsuna with me to take him away rn bye toad: nO SETSUNA WAS GOING TO JOIN ME, KUROIRO, AND TOKOYAMI FOR MOVIES  toad: DONT FUCKING BREATHE ON HER RAT CAT TRASH  DwayneJohnson: LEGIT KAMINARI JUST UP AND BOLTED WE WERE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES WHATS GOING ON  PrincessBubblegum: read up dumbass  DwayneJohnson: woah ok,, who pissed you off  PrincessBubblegum: the u.s. government  DarkBecomesDarker: the united states pisses me off too  hurricanetortilla: are we shitting on america  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: ok i’m from america but like america,, sis has issues  EdgarAllanCrow: I have issues as well.  toad: eww he’s edgy i demand a refund EdgarAllanCrow: Then return me bitch.  PrincessBubblegum: MY AESTHETIC IS TOKOYAMI SAYING BITCH  July-17-20193:16 PMlook at all of those chickens 9 members FUCKgameofthrones: hurry up kids let’s just go already  yourworstfuckingnightmare: you’re just salty because you lost at mini golf to a bunch of teenagers thisbreadtinyyeast: it was pretty sad  Kermit: It’s okay Ryukyu-san. You did pretty good at some of the holes.  FUCKgameofthrones: i’ve been playing miniature golf in my free time for 3 years now and i’m getting consolidated by a high schooler  sasuke: losing is just a word to make others feel bad  FUCKgameofthrones: thanks sasuke  Defying-Uravity: the people one hole behind us were laughing at you  ikazooku: they’re just haters  yourworstfuckingnightmare: no.10 pro hero ryukyu loses at mini golf to a bunch of UA students  thisbreadtinyyeast: and fatgum  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yes and fatgum  DwayneJohnson: you could pass as a UA student  thisbreadtinyyeast: aWw,, well i don’t know about that but the sentiment is appreciated  Defying-Uravity: you’re such a kiss up kirishima oh my god  DwayneJohnson: NO IM SERIOUS  Defying-Uravity: oK SURE tintin: kind of out the blue but my feet fucking hurt  FUCKgameofthrones: suck it up little belated birthday bitch  tintin: ok tintin: hello police,, actual pro hero ryukyu just threatened me  ikazooku: aren’t we technically the police  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i wish i could arrest somebody  Kermit: Woah,,,uh,, okay. Defying-Uravity: no cops at pride just nejire  DwayneJohnson: i would trust nejire  sasuke: then you’re a fool  DwayneJohnson: and i oop  thisbreadtinyyeast: one time nejire said that she’s never saw the first avengers movie and she still calls herself a marvel fan thisbreadtinyyeast: i don’t trust her now  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i’m sorry dad  thisbreadtinyyeast: how do you not- it’s iconic thisbreadtinyyeast: disappointed smh  tintin: hey btw i lost the first years  FUCKgameofthrones: finally  thisbreadtinyyeast: rest in peace  DwayneJohnson: stop telling people i’m dead  thisbreadtinyyeast: sometimes i can still hear his voice  yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh my god mirio you had one job  sasuke: oh well guess they’re dead  Defying-Uravity: we’re at the arcade  thisbreadtinyyeast: THERES AN ARCADE??? Kermit: Yes. Across the street  thisbreadtinyyeast: YOU CROSSED THE STREET BY YOURSELVES  thisbreadtinyyeast: DID YOU LOOK BOTH WAYS  ikazooku: no and i almost got hit by a car  Kermit: That would’ve been one more broken bone  Defying-Uravity: iida and i made a bet on whether deku would break his arm or his leg next  ikazooku: my,,,two best friends,,, i cant believe  tintin: midoriya snaps his neck: the continuation to the saga of midoriya breaking all his bones  yourworstfuckingnightmare: sometimes i ask myself: how are you even alive  ikazooku: i don’t know  ikazooku: but i wish i’d just die already  Defying-Uravity: NO STOP  tintin: HEY DONT SAY THAT  thisbreadtinyyeast: IM GOING TO THROW HANDS  DwayneJohnson: MIDORIYA NO  Kermit: Please dont!  sasuke: you’re amazing please don’t say that  yourworstfuckingnightmare: HONESTLY ME TOO BUT DONT SAY THAT ILY  FUCKgameofthrones: DEKU I HEARD YOU TALKING SHIT ABT YOURSELF  ikazooku: i Defying-Uravity: come over here and help me win this penguin from the claw machine  Defying-Uravity: i’m also going to give you a hug  tintin: deku we going to play minecraft when we get back with eri  tintin: don’t put yourself down like that  FUCKgameofthrones: no negativity while i’m in charge  ikazooku: guys,,, DwayneJohnson: loving midoriya hours  tintin: i love midoriya every hour of my life  Defying-Uravity: ^^mood  ikazooku: i promise i was just joking  ikazooku: anyway did you guys find the arcade?  yourworstfuckingnightmare: yeah we running rn  tintin: @deku i’m going to beat your ass in street fighters  ikazooku: i’d like to see you try  July-18-20197:09 PMavengers assemble44 members DwayneJohnson: @shinsou how we feeling about cats 2019  Insomniacat: if you have nothing nice to say don’t say anything at all  DisneyPrincess: tom hooper offering you cats:

Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Kouda no. Not here.  octagon: I AM LOSING MY MIND  Insomniacat: NO I DONT WANT  the-chat-goddess: if it makes you feel any better i was watching it with monoma, setsuna, and testu and all three of them screamed in unison when cat james corden came on the screen  the-chat-goddess: why america  Insomniacat: i have locked myself in the closet. i’m going to change my username  DwayneJohnson: no it’s iconic  
Insomniacat changed their name to depressoespresso 
 despressoespresso: i don’t want any affiliation with cats until i recover and i can look my cat in the eye again octagon: unpopular opinion but i lowkey liked the musical but chief this isn’t it  despressoespresso: i’m actually crying real tears  DisneyPrincess: twitter at cats (2019)

Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Kouda control yourself. DisneyPrincess: sorry i can’t hear you  DisneyPrincess: jason derulo be like:

octagon: satou tell him to stop meme-ing in the main chat  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I already tried. DwayneJohnson: is this his true form  DisneyPrincess: this isn’t even my final form  depressoespresso: i hate all of you here  Defying-Uravity: even all might? DadMight: Hey, don’t drag me into this.  hurricanetortilla: i forgot he’s in here and i screamed  the-chat-goddess: i’ve been screaming ever since kouda started talking  DisneyPrincess: que? Let’s-Get-This-Bread: sTOP ouiouibitch: get your fucking dog bitch Let’s-Get-This-Bread: It don’t bite.  DisneyPrincess: aoyama in cats (2019)

ouiouibitch: YES IT DO  Defying-Uravity: kouda why are you only like this online sksk octagon: he is like this offline and i’ve been scarred  DisneyPrincess: QUE  DwayneJohnson: he looks so innocent though  ouiouibitch: it’s a facade,, see through it kirishima  DwayneJohnson: i have the everlasting urge to trust him. he looks so soft and friendly  octagon: he told me he would sell me to satan for a corn chip  DisneyPrincess: :00 i would never  Defying-Uravity: actual spirit animal  hurricanetortilla: VBHNNHNH Defying-Uravity: you good inasa? hurricanetortilla: non i hot hum stuvk to my phonr i’m cry unf despressoespresso: wow i don’t know what you’re saying but me too DisneyPrincess: que  hurricanetortilla: I GOT GUM STUCK TO MY OHONE IM CRYING DwayneJohnson: oop r.i.p. Defying-Uravity: feels bad my dude  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: This is all the work of him. DisneyPrincess: :3c DisneyPrincess: inasa in cats (2019):

hurricanetortilla: i’m  octagon: somebody stop this madman  DisneyPrincess: you’re too late  Defying-Uravity: maybe the real cats are the friends we made along the way  DisneyPrincess: it has infected another  July-19-201910:36 PMavengers assemble44 members MinecraftBlacksmith: what- what was that screaming MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: me and kan  MinecraftBlacksmith: i’m sorry what  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i screamed because nemuri punched me but i guess that startled kan because he started screaming as well  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: he was almost as loud as me. i was surprised  MinecraftBlacksmith: i can’t believe  biblediscussion-studymeeting: kan is easily frightened  MinecraftBlacksmith: what am i supposed to do with this information? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: scare him  biblediscussion-studymeeting: tell him to watch out for skinwalkers  MinecraftBlacksmith: you all must be lovely to work with  biblediscussion-studymeeting: when you have coworkers you’ll understand  MinecraftBlacksmith: i do have something similar to coworkers  MinecraftBlacksmith: it’s what your kind call “my fellow peers” biblediscussion-studymeeting: “your kind” MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: we are apparently a foreign species  PrincessBubblegum: we have discovered new life,,, millennials  MinecraftBlacksmith: i constantly forget you all are millennials so i like freaked for a second  biblediscussion-studymeeting: OK HEY IM NOT THAT OLD  meow: ok so basically you’re saying that gen z and millennials are different species  PrincessBubblegum: exactly. i’m a scientist you can take me on my word  biblediscussion-studymeeting: we are scarily alike but also so very different  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: like lions and tigers,, weird distant cousins  MinecraftBlacksmith: lions tigers and bears o my  meow: ok wait everybody shut up i’m going to do an experiment  MinecraftBlacksmith: i don’t like how your experiments go  meow: i want to watch him squirm nobody say anything  biblediscussion-studymeeting: are you going to do what i think??? absolute madman  
meow added KanFuPanda to the chat 
 MinecraftBlacksmith: MONOMA THERE WAS ONE RULE AND YOU BROKE IT  KanFuPanda: What is up homies??? PrincessBubblegum: choked on my waffle MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: oh  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: hi vlad KanFuPanda: Heyo Mic!! MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: :)so glad to see you here  PrincessBubblegum: passive aggressive smiley face meow: hey kan i got reports on a ghost haunting the hallways. pony is too afraid to go back to the class and grab her water bottle that she left there during summer tutoring for her japanese class. do you mind getting it back for her?  KanFuPanda: Monoma, it’s 11 PM. I’m a busy man. I can’t go  meow: i’m sure you are meow: but can you please grab it for her meow: she’ll be very thirsty tomorrow  biblediscussion-studymeeting: i heard the ghost comes out after 10  KanFuPanda: You all are just being stupid.  biblediscussion-studymeeting: then go kan  KanFuPanda: Don’t be like that. You go. biblediscussion-studymeeting: they’re your kids they should be your top priority not mines  biblediscussion-studymeeting: so you gotta go unless your scared of a little “ghost” KanFuPanda: Alright fine. I am going. Bye  KanFuPanda: How do I go offline?  KanFuPanda: Oh wait I got it. Don’t wor MinecraftBlacksmith: legend has it he never got to finish his sentence  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: don’t worm  meow: thanks midnight for helping, when he comes back let me know if he looks genuinely scared biblediscussion-studymeeting: sure yeah, no problem. anything for the cause of scaring kan  MinecraftBlacksmith: ok you two are scary i’m leaving  meow: :)  biblediscussion-studymeeting: :) PrincessBubblegum: PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE SMILEY  July-21-201912:05 PMavengers assemble44 members Defying-Uravity: do you ever like,,, feel like you’ve transcended into another spiritual plane  monky: what  Defying-Uravity: no like i’m in my room right now listening to music and i feel like i’ve reached inner peace  NoYoumi: thank you for sharing this with us Defying-Uravity: yeah i feel like a monk,, spreading my wisdom  monky: if your wisdom is to sit in your cold room and listen to lofi music i’ll pass  Defying-Uravity: wOW OKAy,, don’t give me attitude ojiro Defying-Uravity: i don’t need your negative vibes  Defying-Uravity: im going to talk to somebody who actually cares about me  monky: i’m  Defying-Uraviy: silence fool aoyama warned me about your treachery  monky: what the fuck is he saying about me  Defying-Uravity: so fuyumi hows your night going  NoYoumi: well NoYoumi: i’m just watching shitty animes Defying-Uravity: wait that sounds like fun  Defying-Uravity: is natsuo staying with you for the weekend? NoYoumi: nah he’s with a friend rn  Defying-Uravity: ok ok cuz i’m swinging over tomorrow  NoYoumi: ok monky: who says “cuz” in 2019 Defying-Uravity: SHUSH NoYoumi: how’s shouto doing  Defying-Uravity: he tried to jump off a balcony today  NoYoumi: again? monky: “again” monky: my single fear is the todoroki family  NoYoumi: we had an interesting childhood  Defying-Uravity: we were out shopping and his primitive urges kicked in and he tried to launch himself off of the second floor  sasuke: me too  Defying-Uravity: oh hey actual sasuke from naruto  sasuke: hey NoYoumi: there’s only one who could rival sans undertale and his name is sasuke naruto Defying-Uravity: i’m going to name my kid sasuke naruto  monky: second years scare me because i was walking down the hallway when i passed a group of about 10 second-years doing those naruto hand signs and i thought i was about to get sacrificed  sasuke: i think i know who you’re talking about  sasuke: did the main kid have bleached hair  monky: yeah it was lowkey ugly  sasuke: hGH sasuke: damn take no prisoners  Defying-Uravity: ruthless monkey man  monky: it be like that at 12:30 pm  Defying-Uravity: get feral after midnight  monky: exactly i’m like a werewolf  Defying-Uravity: i’m enlightened and you’re feral monky: i’m your opposite  Defying-Uravity: one could call you the sasuke to my naruto  Defying-Uravity: oh yeah i forgot to ask you tamaki  Defying-Uravity: nejire was going to buy a sasuke body pillow for you  sasuke: why  Defying-Uravity: it’s nejire she does whatever she wants  NoYoumi: get the squad matching body pillows  monky: oh god  Defying-Uravity: ashido and i went deep web diving the other day and we found an all might body pillow Defying-Uravity: can’t go back  monky: uraraka he’s in the chat  Defying-Uravity: fuck  Defying-Uravity: hey siri how do i delete a text  NoYoumi: natsuo sent me a screenshot of an endeavor body pillow once with no context  sasuke: why does that exist  NoYoumi: see that’s what i’m asking  monky: i’m actually so scared right now what the fuck monky: i hate the internet  monky: i’m with hagakure right now and she wants me to tell you to clear your entire browser history  Defying-Uravity: already have  Defying-Uravity: real talk tho: the hero fandom is honestly so scary sometimes though  NoYoumi: yeah, most people there are pretty chill but then there are those creeps who sexualize real people and even some underage kids  sasuke: oh god really?  NoYoumi: yeah, there was a case on a shiketsu student a few years back it was pretty bad  Defying-Uravity: yeah deku told me that some people actually ship some pro heroes and like have ship wars and shit  monky: yo the fandom is so toxic,, NoYoumi: yeah but thats all fandoms. there are people who genuinely enjoy it but there are always creeps who spread toxicity and people who act immature on the internet but idk  sasuke: yeah and then they ruin it for everybody else  Defying-Uravity: it’s always ruined by a few bad apples,, really a shame  NoYoumi: you said it.   
chapter 16 1/2

manga spoilers ahead
 July-21-20195:26 PMLOVE MUFFIN8 members imascalieowo: i found the cure to depression and her name is taco bell  thottie: baja blast  imascalieowo: baja blast  imdoingmybest: is this like some weird language i dont understand  thottie: baja blast   imdoingmybest: i’m actually scared  deadpool: pull up to the taco bell drive through like, “hi can i order a will to live”  imascalieowo: will to live machine broke  thottie: you know what my will to live is crustybitch: you’re like a broken record aren’t you  thottie: my will to live is the everlasting possibility that shigaraki will finally get us a dog  crustybitch: we move around too much we can’t afford a dog  thottie: emotional support dog please  deadpool: damn i need an emotional support dog  thottie: see  MagicMan: While I am more of a cat person, a dog would be nice  thottie: three people (compress, twice, and hawks) + spinner have already signed the petition  imdoingmybest: “+ spinner”?? thottie: spinner is a furry he’s not a person imascalieowo: i am a god not a person thottie: giran would you like to sign the petition  imdoingmybest: for a dog? yeah sure i don’t see why not we already have gigantomachia  imascalieowo: somebody needs to invent big phones so we can add him to the group chat  thottie: cool. how abt you dabi?  flaminghotcheetos: if it’ll make shigaraki mad, yeah i’m in  deadpool: literally signing a petition out of spite, icon  flaminghotcheetos: im funcitoning solely on spite and caffeine  chimkin-nug: as an actual professional hero, i can proudly say i’ve made many decisions out of spite  thottie: it be like that  thottie: yo shiggy get us a dog i got my petition signed  crustybitch: find your own dog there’s tons on the street  thottie: maybe i will crustybitch: yeah? thottie: yeah.  imascalieowo: baja blast~~~ This is ridiculous, thought Shigaraki as he destroyed another one of Twice’s CDs in absolute and complete frustration.  Tenko Shimura died that day. He had crumbled and faded to dust along with his house and those he had once called family. That little boy was gone. That life was behind him. So why was it that at the briefest mention of a dog, thoughts of a small corgi clouded Shigaraki’s head.  There were thoughts of this dog who would jump at the boy’s legs whenever he came home from school. The boy would throw a chewed up ball across the yard and with his tiny legs, the dog would skitter through the grass to retrieve it. The boy would pretend the dog was his sidekick and together the boy and the dog would save the day from evil villains. The dog, his sidekick, would bark whenever the boy got pushed down by his dad. The dog would always be there to soothe the boy and would be there to dry his tears. They had always fought together because dogs were loyal. That's the way that things were.   That didn’t matter now because the loyal dog was gone. He was gone by the boy’s own two hands. The dog’s unwavering loyalty had ultimately doomed itself. As much as he subconsciously pushed down these memories, Shigaraki remembered that day. After getting thrown aside like a torn up rag doll, after nobody came to help him, the boy had wrapped his arms around the dog, closed his eyes, and cried. When he had opened his eyes, the dog was gone. The dog’s happy, shining eyes was gone. The dog’s tongue, who would lick away the boy’s tears was gone. The dog’s soft fur that was filled with comfort was gone. The dog was gone. The dog was gone. Gone. Gone. Gone.  So why won’t these thoughts be gone as well? Why did they still linger? What was their purpose?  Why only now would Shigaraki remember this tragic tale of this boy and his dog? Was it Toga’s excitement over a dog that reminded him so much of the boy? Was it because Spinner told Shigaraki how he had smiled when he had saw that woman walking her corgi down the street? Was it the fact that everybody else wanted a dog but he knew he couldn’t have a dog? Was it because he was afraid to love again because he knew he was incapable of it?  Shigaraki knew he was incapable of loving again. His love for heroes was dust, along with his sister, his mother, his grandparents, and of course, the loyal, little dog. Some days, he would remember how he would chase his sister around the house. He would remember his mother's warm embrace. He would remember how kind his grandparents words were. They had once loved him and Tenko had loved them back but they were gone. Was Shigaraki too afraid he would love once more and then destroy that of which he loved because that was the only thing he wanted to do. That was the only thing he could do. Destroy. And so he did. He destroyed everything that was close to him and he knew he enjoyed it. All For One taught him it was okay to enjoy this. All For One had taken him in. All For One found him when he had been lost. All he knew of now was because of All For One. He was encouraged to destroy. He had grown a love for it. All For One gave him the opportunity to start a new and thus he was born once again, raised once again, brought up once again. All For One had whispered into Shigaraki's ear about how terrible the world was, how unjust heroes were. And Shigaraki believed him and had followed him.  Shigaraki- no, Tenko had been young and vulnerable. He had been looking for somebody to take him under his wing. He never knew what a father was or how a father was supposed to be like. From what he knew, a father was supposed to be commanding and sometimes ruthless. A father knew what was best for him and showed him this through violence. He had never known of soft words of encouragement. He never knew of somebody that would be by his side and always be willing to help. He's never known of this until Kurogiri. Kurogiri would always help Shigaraki and sometimes Shigaraki did miss his company. Sometimes he needed Kurogiri's levelheadedness. Hell, the whole lot of them was sometimes what he needed.  Sometimes he did need Toga's relentless teasing and her child-like, bubbly personality. Sometimes he did need Dabi's eye rolls and his cynical comments. Sometimes he did need Twice's empathy and concern. Sometimes he did need Compress's reliability. Sometimes he did need Spinner's unfaltering loyalty. They weren't much. They were a ragtag team of misfits. But they were something to say the least. They looked out for each other. They were something that deep down, Shigaraki knew he needed. Shigaraki knew they cared for him and he didn't understand why. Why did Toga and Spinner always invite him to play Mario Party because they knew he enjoyed the game? Why did Compress always greet him good morning when he woke up and why would Twice ask how his day was before he went to bed? Why did Dabi always clean up because he knew Shigaraki hated the clutter? Why did Giran always buy him his favorite foods? Why did Hawks always flash him that dumb grin of his? Why did they stick around? He did not love them. How could he? He looked out for them, sure, they were his teammates, but he couldn't love. He was incapable of it. What was he talking about? He couldn't be afraid to love somebody again because he just didn't have the ability to. They couldn't love him because he can't love back. That's how it is. Tenko Shimura had the privilege, along with the weakness to love. However, Tenko Shimura was gone. From his remains, spawned Tomura Shigaraki who only knew destruction. Tomura Shigaraki only knew that brimming sense of satisfaction when all was destroyed. Tomura Shigaraki knew he couldn't love again and maybe that was how things should be. Like how all dogs were supposed to be loyal, a boy who could only destroy couldn't love. That's the way things were.

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

July-30-2019

10:16 PM

avengers assemble

45 members
 
LeggyForEggy:
I am not judging your hobbies but I would kindly ask whoever is screaming at this very moment to please consider those trying to sleep. I am not “calling out” anybody, this is all to ensure a safe environment.

Sincerely,

Tenya Iida 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
eez me birtdae bitcc
 
LeggyForEggy:
You see I really do try sometimes. 
 
ouiouibitch:
is hew biwthday iiwa uwu
 
LeggyForEggy:
ok call me “iiwa” again and i’ll break your spine 
 
ouiouibitch:
:0
 
PrincessBubblegum:
wow i’m really feeling shocked gasping emoji 
 
DadMight:
Oh! Young Midoriya has informed me that you do not need to type out the emoji but if you press the little button at the bottom of your keyboard you can access your emojis. Just BTW 
 
ouiouibitch:
all might saying btw took 10 years off my life 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
aoyama that means you’re only down to two years now 
 
ouiouibitch:
goodbye 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
are we going to ignore how all might told you how to access emojis 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
thanks for the wisdom teach 
 
DadMight:
You’re welcome! Happy birthday!
 
PrincessBubblegum:
NO HAPPY BIRTHDAH TO YOU 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
(@jirou i got the symbol of peace to wish me happy birthday. denki owes you 10 bucks)
 
AirpodHater:
fuck yeah he does i’m never wrong 
 
RyanReynolds:
creeper 
 
AirpodHater:
no give me money 
 
RyanReynolds:

CREEPER

AirpodHater kicked RyanReynolds out of the group chat 
 
proudmother:
aww man 
 
AirpodHater:
if anybody continues the chain i will actually kick you out of the server 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
change your user to creeper hater 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
speaking of minecraft, while the fortnite world cup was going on 1-b was having an official class minecraft hunger games that lasted the same three days. if anybody would like to join us next year you're invited.
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
just thought i let you know 
 
AirpodHater:
what even is the fortnite world cup? 
 
the-chat-goddess:
a waste of my time 
 
ouiouibitch:
a cash grab by corporations for 7 year olds 
 
Defying-Uravity: 
another reason to be disappointed in humanity 
 
hurricanekatrina:
a stupid but effective way to earn 3 million dollars
 
proudmother:
honestly close enough 
 twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hatsume,, did you watch it? 
proudmother:
mayhaps
 PrincessBubblegum: ah i see you’re a gamer girl  
proudmother:
yeah join my stream on twitch maybe i’ll throw a cat or two,, who knows 
 
hurricanekatrina:
big oof 
 Defying-Uravity: G O OD MORNING GAMERS 
proudmother changed their username to proudgamer 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
kaminari get your greasy hands off my phonE balls BekslwpMd wnlwle
 
proudgamer:
balls 
 
ouiouibitch:
balls 
 
Defying-Uravity:
kaminari snatched
 proudgamer: its super effective  
PrincessBubblegum:
if hatsume is a gamer girl than jirou is the e-girl. sincerely, kaminari.
 
AirpodHater:
brb gonna kill a bitch 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
E GI R L 
 Defying-Uravity: on that subject, shinsou is a certified e boy. sorry i don’t make the rules  
proudgamer:
shinsou is an email 
 
proudgamer:
fuck autocorrect 
 
depressoespresso:
what the fuck 
 
the-chat-goddess:
you got mail 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
got my phone back 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
i threatened to melt denki’s hair if he didn’t give it back 
 
AirpodHater:
do it anyway 
 
LeggyForEggy:
Harming another student by quirk usage is not permitted and you will be suspended. 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
say goodbye to kaminari’s hair 
 
LeggyForEggy:
ochaco,, see what i have to deal with 
 
Defying-Uravity:
iida ur the true mvp 😪✊
 
LeggyForEggy:
and you better believe it 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
also jirou is not an egirl. jirou is an independent e-woman who needs no e-man but is very gay and deserves an e-girlfriend 
 
AirpodHater kicked PrincessBubblegum out of the group chat 
 
ouiouibitch:
i’m trying to sleep add ashido back to the chat so she’ll stop screaming please
 
Defying-Uravity:
“IS MY BIRTHDAY THO” “THIS IS DISCRIMINATION”
 
proudgamer:
instead of adding people now we’ll getting rid of people 
 
hurricanekatrina:
only the strong survive i guess 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
1b really taking over then 
 
Defying-Uravity:
fuck u rite 
 twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: >:)  
August-3-2019

9:48 PM

avengers assemble

43 members
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
aww h*ck i’m going to not alive 
 
ikazooku:
honestly me too 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
mic are you okay? 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
i’m hiding in the closet
 
biblediscussion-studymeeting:
but you already came out of the closet 
 
ikazooku:
SKDKDKKSKE
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
midnight really went there 
 
ikazooku:
she went for the head 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
this is no time for gay jokes 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
kan found the sake 
 
biblediscussion-studymeeting:
o shit the alcohol 
 
biblediscussion-studymeeting:
i’m hiding too 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
uhhhh,,, OP,,,, what does this mean? 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
@jirou and kaminari

i give you my vintage CD’s 
 
AirpodHater:
i kicked kaminari out of the chat loud dad 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
i cant believ 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
your own brother 
 
AirpodHater:
i know i’m sorry 
 
ikazooku:
i legit just realized that mic is a fusion of jirou and kaminari 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
she ate her brother 
 
AirpodHater:
“only the strong survive” 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI added RyanReynolds to the group chat 
 
RyanReynolds:
I CREATED THE CHAT YOU CANNOT RESTRAIN ME 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
SON THIS IS SERIOUS 
 
RyanReynolds:
dad i swear i can explain my browser history 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
ok no it’s not that but like 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
i’m going to die so take care of my CD’s 
 
RyanReynolds:
sweet 
 
ikazooku:
just “sweet”
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
wait nobody answered me. what happens when kan gets drunk 
 
KanFuPanda:
GMAFNADB hjngmOccb WhOcme all cl@2 )/) !—&;/ /ship shout In 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
he’s out for blood 
 
ikazooku:
ship shout in 
 
RyanReynolds:
ship shout in 
 
KanFuPanda:
-*iK’ Mm FoginNf tOt Ifn we YoU sksk ahHhah
 
AirpodHater:
how lightweight is he 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
don’t do alcohol kids 
 
KanFuPanda:
RiiE s Wh uP a GamEr S 
 
AirpodHater:
excuse me did fucking vlad king say rise up gamers 
 
RyanReynolds:
no you idiot he said riie s wh up a gamer s 
 
RyanReynolds:
god cant you read 
 
RyanReynolds:
smh 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
NO YOURE BREATHTAKING 
 
KanFuPanda:
i know where you are mic 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
MUFFLED SCREAMS 
 
biblediscussion-studymeeting:
OH SHIT ZASHI 
 
ikazooku:
IM SCARED 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
HELP HELP HELP I CAN HEAR FOOTASTEPS 
 
RyanReynolds:
footasteps 
 
RyanReynolds:
every step you take every move you make i’ll be watching you 
 
tintin:
can’t believe mic is dead 
 
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
HELPS W EKDLalwskmz 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
and i oop
 
ikazooku:
ding dong a body has been discovered 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
fucking neon pink blood smeared everywhere 
 
AirpodHaters:
oh my fucking god 
 
tintin:
@tamaki remember when mic asked us to play september by earth wind and fire at his funeral 
 
sasuke:
he told us to play it on the kazoos 
 
tintin:
our time has come 
 
RyanReynolds:
he was like a father to me i loved him like a son 
 
biblediscussion-studymeeting:
his motto was always “it’s not cuul to juul in schuul” and i think that’s beautiful 
 
thisbreadtinyYEAST:
everybody gangsta until mic dies 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:
top ten saddest anime deaths
 toad: WAIT YOU GUYS PUT IT IN RICE  
RyanReynolds:
finally an intellectual 
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread:
Are we all ignoring the fact that Vlad becomes a serial killer when drunk or- 
 
KanFuPanda:
I’m sorry you had to see that. But it will all be over soon. 
 
iamnjustalittlecreacher:
OH SHIF 
 
ikazooku:
PLEASE I HAVE A FAMILY 
 
tintin:
EVERHBODY RUN 
 
August-4-2019

4:29 PM

avengers assemble

44 members
 
ikazooku:
FUCKIGN SHOOT ME PLEASE 
 
ducktape:
MIDO NO 
 
meow:
sure 
 
ikazooku:
I JUST LEFT COMIC CON AND I WAS TOO SCARED TO GET AUTOGRAPHS FROM SOME OF THE HEROES THERE AND BY THE TJME I MENTALLY PREPARED MYSELF THEY WERE ALL LEAVING IM CRYING 
 
ducktape:
midoriya,,, you are a hero as well 
 
ikazooku:
SHUT YOUR UP 
 
meow:
you guys are at a convention? lmao imagine being a nerd 
 
DarkBecomesDarker:
you collect comic books 
 
meow:
sorry i can’t hear you i have airpods in 
 
Kermit:
You were so excited to get autographs too.
 
ikazooku:
I REGRET I REGRET 
 
Defying-Uravity:
shoutout to the person that was cosplaying as zelda,, you won my entire heart what’s your number 
 
ikazooku:
i may never see them again 
 
ducktape:
you work in the hero business you’ll probably see them again 
 
ikazooku:
monoma will you kill me 
 
meow:
with pleasure 
 
Defying-Uravity:
no murdering in my lobby 
 
Defying-Uravity:
you can murder each other somewhere else. don’t get blood over my pokemon poster and my marvel prints please 
 
Kermit:
really?? murder,,, right in front of my salad 
 
Defying-Uravity added PrincessBubblegum to the group chat 
 
Defying-Uravity:
@ashido ignore the murdering that is going on but i got you a 
HQ!! pin
 
PrincessBubblegum:
you know me so well
 
depressoespresso:
monoma please don’t kill izuku
 
meow:
i’m sorry what 
 
meow:

depressoespresso:
i don’t want to have clean up afterwards 
 
SoccerMom:
I should be concerned but at this point I’m just exasperated 
 
Defying-Uravity:
i cant believe our pres and vice president have both given up on us 
 PrincessBubblegum: cant believe class mom and dad fucking gave up on us  
Kermit:
They have a valid reason though. 
 
ducktape:
this chat radiates chaos 
 
Defying-Uravity:
the power of our generation 
 
meow:
wait no murder? 
 
depressoespresso:
no 
 
meow:
darn 
 
ducktape:
monoma is on the top of my list as a possible villain in disguise 
 
meow:
mayhaps
 
ducktape:
dont say that i’m scared 
 
meow:
sleep with one eye open 
 
depressoespresso:
monoma is harmless 
 
depressoespresso:
the worst he can do is annoy you to death 
 
Kermit:
That’s still terrible. 
 
Defying-Uravity:
what are you going to do monoma? jump on my counters and knock over my stuff? 
 
ikazooku:
nya 
 
ducktape:
you know like nya 
 
meow:
i’m going to sit on all of your laptops 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
idea: buy him one of those cat towers 
 
Kermit:
He would never come down
 
meow:
scratch all of your personal belongings 
 
ikazooku:
FRISKIES CAT FOOD 
 
ducktape:
lasagna 
 
SoccerMom:
Lasagna? 
 
ducktape:
yknow like garfield? 
 
SoccerMom:
Ah. 
 
meow:
actually no joke lasagna is my unhealthy addiction 
 
Kermit:
Ur discount Garfield 
 meow: yes 
Defying-Uravity:
BRB SCREAMING 
 
ikazooku:
class 1b has an unhealthy addiction to lasagna that i will never understand 
 
DarkBecomesDarker:
you’re right and i hate it and don’t understand either
 
meow:
it’s like your guys' addiction garlic bread 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
oh yeah 1a fucking loves garlic bread 
 
depressoespresso:
garlic bread is good shut up 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
heroes really be sluts for italian food 
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
true 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
AND I OOP 
 
sasuke:
have you seen how wild nejire gets over pizza 
 
Defying-Uravity:
o yea 
 
Defying-Uravity:
nejire with pizza: go crazy go stupid
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
wait eraser,, whats that thing that you told me about the spaghetti 
 
Defying-Uravity:
owo
 
donttalktomeormycats:
ingenium (tensei iida) used to snort up spaghetti noodles during class when i was in highschool 
 
FUCkgameofthrones: (back in my day )
 
donttalktomeormycats: (ok shut up)  
 depressoespresso: wait ingenium did what now  
Defying-Uravity:
IM SCREAMDING  IM GOING TO TELL THIS TO TENYA 
 
ducktape:
wait absolute legend 
 
ikazooku:
is he still alive 
 
LeggyForEggy:
somehow he still is alive 
 
ducktape:
@denki let’s do this 
 
ducktape:
oh fuck he’s sleeping nvm 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
put spaghetti noodles on his face while he sleeps 
 
ducktape:
do we have noodles? 
 
SoccerMom:
In the fridge. 
 
ducktape:
thanks mom 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
bury that bitch in pasta 
 
ducktape:
yell heah 
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
pasta makeup tutorial
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
supplies: pasta noodles, meatballs, and a fuck ton of sauce 
 
Defying-Uravity:
ryukyu start a youtube channel 
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
i do have one 
 
Kermit:
What
 
sasuke:
what an interesting turn of events
 
FUCKgameofthrones:
i’m not telling you the channel name but i got 500k subs
 
Defying-Uravity:
WAIT WHA F 
 PrincessBubblegum: what a plot twist  Defying-Uravity: RYUKYU TELL ME  FUCKgameofthrones: find it on your own rat  Defying-Uravity: DSKSKKLL 
ikazooku:
did monoma ever kill me? did denki get slathered in spaghetti? did uraraka ever discover ryukyu’s youtube channel? find out on the next episode of dragonball z
 ducktape:

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August-7-20197:25 AMavengers assemble45 members AfricaByTotoroki: Hey, how do you open a lock with a bobby pin? Asking for a friend.  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i dunno,, you gonna break into somewhere?  AfricaByTotoroki: If you weren’t my teacher I would say yes but since you are my teacher, no. I’m not breaking into somewhere.  hurricanekatrina: smooth  DwayneJohnson: nice todo donttalktomeormycats: you know what i don’t care anymore  AfricaByTotoroki: :D  hurricanekatrina: your teacher literally just gave you the ok to commit crimes  AfricaByTotoroki: :D  chimkin-nug: well it kind of depends on what lock you have  chimkin-nug: but anyway you need to bend the pin and then you stick it in and just kind of like play around and resize the key pins but it’s easier to just buy a lock picking kit. they’re usually like $40  AfricaByTotoroki: Cool thanks.  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: SKDSKLDKK I DIDNT EVEN KNOW THAT  donttalktomeormycats: that’s because when you want to open a locked door you just break it  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: but it’s effective  NoYoumi: the fact that present mic says "skskskskks" hurts  hurricanekatrina: nobody: present mic: sksksksdksk heres the tea sis,,,, wi g and i oop- chimkin-nug: mic,, there’s this thing called google  DwayneJohnson: OH MY GOD   MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: STOP IM SORRY IM BIG DUMB  chimkin-nug: but i do know how to open a lock using a card. a friend taught me  AfricaByTotoroki: Sounds like a cool friend. chimkin-nug: he’s lame lmao  hurricanekatrina: add him to the chat  chimkin-nug: ah sorry no can do  chimkin-nug: let’s just say he doesn’t like this kind of stuff  chimkin-nug: but i can add miruko DwayneJohnson: midoriya would actually die  hurricanekatrina: yo lets slowly add every top ranking hero  hurricanekatrina: except e-word DwayneJohnson: egg?? hurricanekatrina: eggdeavor  NoYoumi: B RO  MYLONGESTYEAHBOIEVER: wait actually please add miruko  chimkin-nug: only if todoroki tells me where’s he’s planning on breaking in  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: gasp you’re good at this adult thing  donttalktomeormycats: you can take my job  AfricaByTotoroki: Ok, never mind. hurricanekatrina: TODO PLEASE NoYoumi: isn’t she the bunny hero?? chimkin-nug: yahhhh that’s her  NoYoumi: O H  NoYoumi: how many pro heroes are y’all adding to the chat  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: not enough  DwayneJohnson: SPILL THE BEANS TODOROKI  hurricanekatrina: the jig is up hands behind your back    ouiouibitch: i know a certain green haired freckled cutie would appreciate it if another pro hero was added to the chat RyanReynolds: aoyama really said that EdgarAllanCrow: Oh my god.  AfricaByTodoroki: Garden shed. I was in the garden shed. hurricanekatrina: oh ouiouibitch: boring. i thought it would be something scandalous   NoYoumi: why are you in the shed?? RyanReynolds: IT IS SCANDALOUS BECAUSE HES HANGING OUT WITH THE HOES  hurricanekatrina: ba dum tss AirpodHater: boo,, get off the stage  RyanReynolds: that was good right dad?  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i’m proud of you son  RyanReynolds: he love me  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: <333 donttalktomeormycats: shouto what are you doing in the shed AfricaByTotoroki: Crying.  DwayneJohnson: w-what  AfricaByTotoroki: Just a little mental breakdown for the day, yknow? hurricanekatrina: bro you good  RyanReynolds: aw man me too  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: are you alright?? AfricaByTotoroki: I’m never alright    NoYoumi: shou,,, do you need anything?  AfricaByTotoroki: Maybe a hug  AfricaByTotoroki: And some cold soba I dunno.  AfricaByTotoroki: Also Barbie: Princess and the Pauper  NoYoumi: what  AfricaByTotoroki: I said what I said hurricanekatrina: finally somebody with good taste  DwayneJohnson: suddenly i have a higher level of respect for you  EdgarAllanCrow: A true work of art. ouiouibitch: that’s the only correct opinion  hurricanekatrina: (add miruko to the chat coward)  chimkin-nug: don’t attack me  RyanReynolds: has anybody watched 12 dancing princesses  beandaddy: i watch 12 dancing princesses religiously  
chimkin-nug added jessicarabbit to the group chat 
 MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: IM LATE BUT THE PRINCESS AND THE PAUPER SLAPS  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: YOU SEE THEM?? QUEENS

ouiouibitch: SOMEBODY WITH TASTE  hurricanekatrina: no offense but i’m gay for barbie  AirpodHater: i took full offense don’t say that ever again AfricaByTotoroki: Bakugou has a “the diamond castle” dvd in his room.  bakuno: no i don’t shitface  hurricanekatrina: wait i just googled it and i

huricanekatrina: seems like something he'd have
 RyanReynolds: what the fuck what the fuck  bakuno: i dont fucking have it  AfricaByTotoroki: Dont lie.  bakuno: I?? DONT ?? AfricaByTotoroki: Behind your bed stand  AirpodHater: why do you know this  AfricaByTotoroki: shrugs  AirpodHater: why are you like this  bakuno: WHO PUT THE FUCKING BABRIE DVD BEHIND MY BED  DwayneJohnson: BRB CHOKING  ouiouibitch: denial  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: bring the dvd and we’ll watch it in class  jessicarabbit: can i watch the diamond castle with you guys  jessicarabbit: also who are you guys  jessicarabbit: out of everybody talking rn i know mic and that’s about it  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: (shouta she knows me) donttalktomeormycats: (yes i can see that)  chimkin-nug: these are the kids. the kids, meet my bff (best furry friend)  RyanReynolds: my name is pikachu  ouiouibitch: my name is comedic relief gay  beandaddy: hi i’m background character #3 meow: i go by Supreme Lord and Knower of All RyanReynolds: his name is bitch jessicarabbit: so,,,, did you just adopt a bunch of kids?? chimkin-nug: no they’re aizawas  beandaddy: except background characters 3 and 4 NoYoumi: i’m background character #4 pleasure to meet you  DwayneJohnson: bitch kid isn’t ours  meow: i’m a free soul  chimkin-nug: i’m the weird uncle who pops in sometimes to teach them how to open locks  AfricaByTotoroki: :D  jessicarabbit: that sounds cool jessicarabbit: i’ll be the wine aunt  donttalktomeormycats: nice you’re on babysitting duty donttalktomeormycats: don’t forget to clean after bakugou  jessicarabbit: who’s bakugou? bakuno: ICYHOT IM GOING TO FUCKING MURDER YOU WHY IS THERE A BARBIE DVD IN MY GODDAMN ROOM  jessicarabbit: ah jessicarabbit: i’m going to need more alcohol for this  donttalktomeormycats: good call August-9-20196:55 AMlook at all of those chickens9 members thisbreadtinyYEAST: i was today years old when i found out that i have the same birthday as endeavor  DwayneJohnson: oop FUCKgameofthrones: i was the one who told him because yesterday one of my sidekicks asked if i thought that endeavor was going to throw a birthday party and i was like “huh it’s toyomistu’s birthday too”  thisbreadtinyYEAST: obviously i’m the more important hero  tintin: the number one hero to us Defying-Uravity: preach  FUCKgameofthrones: since i’m free tonight i can take you out for a late birthday dinner  yourworstfuckingnightmare: bring the kids too  FUCKgameofthrones: i don’t want to babysit  ikazooku: we’ll be on our best behavior  Kermit: Please?? thisbreadtinyYEAST: i can pay for the kids  FUCKgameofthrones: no shut the fuck up it’s your birthday  yourworstfuckingnightmare: mom said fuck  tintin: she said a bad word  FUCKgameofthrones: sorry i meant “quiet your mouthhole, birthday peasant.”  thisbreadtinyYEAST: hi yes that’s me, the birthday peasant  DwayneJohnson: if you’re the birthday peasant what does that make endeavor?? yourworstfuckingnightmare: birthday garbage  FUCKgameofthrones: hot flaming trash  Kermit: Sometimes I forget that actual pro heroes hate him too  FUCKgameofthrones: me and like four other heroes have lunches where we just talk shit about heroes like him imo he sucks  FUCKgameofthrones: he’s so full of himself  FUCKgameofthrones: i’m happy that he’s wanting to change for the better but like something doesn’t vibe right with that guy. i’ve always had a bad feeling about him.  thisbreadtinyYEAST: yah. he used to be really annoying because he was so aggressive and hot-tempered (pun intentional) but i’m glad he’s wanting to get his shit together  yourworstfuckingnightmare: pro hero gossip  FUCKgameofthrones: yep,, but there’s a lot of us that still don’t like him because of what a dick he was in the past. especially to his co-workers  tintin: real endeavor hating hours  Defying-Uravity: when im at my strongest  ikazooku: as much as it seems like he likes to absolutely wreck his dad, please don’t talk about this with todoroki. he gets a bit uncomfortable FUCKgameofthrones: oh yeah that’s why i’m shitting on endeavor here and not in that big chat  FUCKgameofthrones: also because hawks likes hanging out with him, eww hawks bby what you doing  tintin: but that’s hawks though FUCKgameofthrones: yeah you right  Defying-Uravity: his sort of like power-complex and ego freaked me out Kermit: Hawks??? Defying-Uravity: NO NO NO I MEANT ENDEAVOR HAWKS IS COOL Defying-Uravity: like i was genuinely afraid of him when i was younger lmao  Defying-Uravity: but that might just be because his quirk is super flashy as well yourworstfuckingnightmare: (it’s also really fucking generic)  yourworstfuckingnightmare: like dekus quirk ikazooku: hey what the heck  DwayneJohnson: japan olympics 2020 but endeavor is the torch  Defying-Uravity: i’d watch that  yourworstfuckingnightmare: who here watches the olympics FUCKgameofthrones: only figure skating  sasuke: a little bit  ikazooku: yEAH  ikazooku: summer and winter olympics ikazooku: i really do have no life  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i have the attention span of a poodle so i can’t watch for long so i applaud you  sasuke: why a poodle  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i dont know. because  tintin: totally off topic: but if you piss off endeavor would he burst into FIREworks (ba dum tss)  sasuke: WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT  tintin: AN IMPORTANT ONE  FUCKgameofthrones: i’d be down to test that theory  ikazooku: SKDALSWO  Defying-Uravity: he went from being the olympics flame to a firework thisbreadtinyYEAST: cause baby you’re a firework  tintin: uraraka he’s a working man with many jobs let him be yourworstfuckingnightmare: ok wait this is a bit of a stretch  yourworstfuckingnightmare: but you know how the sun is made out of fire  ikazooku: it’s actually made out of gas and plasma  yourworstfuckingnightmare: shut up but it’s hot right  thisbreadtinyYEAST: i don’t know ive never been on the sun  Defying-Uravity: IM YELLIFN  yourworstfuckingnightmare: LET ME FINJSH MY THEORY SHUT THE FUDKX UP  yourworstfuckingnightmare: anyway so the sun is hot and fire is hot and endeavor is a whiny ass baby so does that mean  sasuke: i’m scared  
yourworstfuckingnightmare:

FUCKgameofthrones: get out of my house  Defying-Uravity: IM GOING TO SMASH FHIS TBALE DJFKSLEME sasuke: hey OP what the fuck is that  yourworstfuckingnightmare: sun baby  Kermit: What  yourworstfuckingnightmare: (it’s from a western kids show)  tintin: why would you show this to kids  ikazooku: why would you show this to US  ikazooku: I AM KID  Defying-Uravity: DEKU IS BABEY  yourworstfuckingnightmare: because that’s endeavor am i right am i right  FUCKgameofthrones: i’m going to get some coffee i can’t deal with this before 8 AM  thisbreadtinyYEAST: where did you get actual picture of enji todoroki the cops wanna know  yourworstfuckingnightmare: i am a god above all fuck you  Kermit: You’ve cursed my life with this image. Look at my crops, they’re dying  yourworstfuckingnightmare: good  Defying-Uravity: I JUST SENT A SCREENSHOT OF THIS CHAT TO NATSUO AND HE WENT “ACCURATE” IM CRYINF IN THE CLUB  DwayneJohnson: bro get the baby sun away from me  tintin: baby sun is what you see when you enter the depths of hell ikazooku: i’m actually hiding now goodbye  yourworstfuckingnightmare: you can hide but you can’t run sasuke: it’s supposed to be the other way around  yourworstfuckingnightmare: silence mortal or else sun baby endeavor will come for your teeth  sasuke: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN  yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh i think you know  sasuke: IM S C A RED

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August-14-20197:24 AMavengers assemble46 members RyanReynolds: so RyanReynolds: does anybody know about those empty classrooms  EdgarAllanCrow: Oh, yes. I go there to write poetry often. It’s very quiet and away from everything else. RyanReynolds: cool but i may of locked myself in one of them  EdgarAllanCrow: The locks are uninstalled in those classrooms. What do you mean? RyanReynolds: THE DOOR WONT FUCKIGN OPEN IS WHAT I MEAN EdgarAllanCrow: You amaze me sometimes. How even- RyanReynolds: WE WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK AND I WENT INTO ONE OF THE CLASSROOMS TO HIDE AND I  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: What kind of idiots play hide and seek at 7:30 AM on campus? ducktape: i would come and get you but bakugou is like really close to me and i don’t want to blow my hiding spot  Kermit: Those kind of idiots.  biblediscussion/studymeeting: wait do you remember the classroom number i can get you out by the power of brute force and a logical excuse to get out of trouble  biblediscussion/studymeeting: my excuse is i’m a teacher and i can do whatever the fuck i want  RyanReynolds: midnight ur my savior hope you know  RyanReynolds: i don’t know the room number but it’s the one next to those bathrooms that nobody wants to go in  biblediscussion/studymeeting: OH i know where you’re talking about  ducktape: DNEKI RU.N RyanReynolds: what Mr.SteelYourGirl: me, hearing sero yelling followed up by explosions:

PrincessBubblegum: kami he’s coming for you i can’t say anything else or he’ll find me  RyanReynolds: MIDNIGHT COME FASTER  Mr.SteelYourGirl: that’s what she s Kermit: He never finished his sentence  biblediscussion/studymeeting: I’LL SAVE YOU IM ALMOST THERE  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Hagakure just sent me this and said “this is bakugou coming for Kaminari”

EdgarAllanCrow: Shut up Hagakure Challenge  hagakurethefriendlyghost: silence poultry  Kermit: That’s actually how he’s walking though.  RyanReynolds: oh shit oh shit  RyanReynolds: UH MIDNIGHT PLEASE HURRY  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Are you guys even playing hide and seek anymore?? Kermit: It sounds more like survival  RyanReynolds: fools hide and seek is all about survival  biblediscussion/studymeeting: kamiannri biblediscussion/studymeeting: i got held up i cnat reschue yoj RyanReynolds: you wot PrincessBubblegum: oh rip denki  hagakurethefriendlyghost: he’s a goner  RyanReynolds: I CNA HEAR FOOTSTPES IMS S SNND EdgarAllanCrow: Goodbye Kaminari. Kermit: This is the world’s smallest violin.  RyanReynolds: GUYS HELP PrincessBubblegum: I CAN CAUSE A DISTRACTION  PrincessBubblegum: KIRISHIMA IS HIDING UNDER AIZAWA’S OFFICE CUBICLE DESK  DwayneJohnson: FUCK YOU  RyanReynolds: KEKEOEOEOE DwayneJohnson: MINA IS HIDINF IN THE TEACHERS LOUNGE  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: HOW DO YOU GUYS EVEN GET ACCESS- DwayneJohnson: we have our ways  PrincessBubblegum: I HATE YOU DONT EXPOSE ME  DwayneJohsnon: EAT MY ENTIRE ASS  PrincessBubblegum: IM GAY PLUS YOU TASTE LIKE SHIT  RyanReynolds: AS MUCH AS THIS VERY ENTERTAINING  RyanReynolds: we all know that bakugou will not stop at killing me so use that to your advantage and run right now while you have the chance  PrincessBubblegum: you’re right he would go for you first i just wanted to expose eijirou  DwayneJohnson: u suk  Kermit: Rest In Peace Denki Kaminari  hagakurethefriendlyghost: death by rabid pomeranian  PrincessBubblegum: DEATH BY RABID POMERANIAN IM CEYIGN  RyanReynolds: WAIT HOKY SHIT JIROUUU AirpodHater: GET OFF YOUR DAMN PHONE  Kermit: Wait what’s going on?  hagakurethefriendlyghost: wait i gotchu,, toko and i are watching from the sidelines  EdgarAllanCrow: Jirou has arrived to the battleground. It’s now a 2v1 battle.  RyanReynolds: I LOVE YOU KYOKA  AirpodHater: SHUT UOP PrincessBubblegum: oH? DwayneJohnson: jirou redemption arc  Kermit: Give us the play by play hagakurethefriendlyghost: you know i’m not even sure what’s happening  EdgarAllanCrow: Me neither but basically, Kaminari and Jirou work well together due to their quirk compatibility and friendship but Bakugou is also very powerful and aggressive.  EdgarAllanCrow: Like “I feel threatened and I’m at least 5 meters away” aggressive  Let’s-Get-This-Bread : Somebody is seriously going to destroy the building.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: destroy the entire fucking building i dare you   EdgarAllanCrow: Both Kaminari and Jirou are holding their own against Bakugou. Bakugou seems excited that he’s getting an actual fight. They’re really serious about this.  PrincessBubblegum: we stan protective siblings  EdgarAllanCrow: Staff is here. Tooru and I are making a run for it.  DwayneJohnson: EVADE THE LAW  RyanReynolds: AHSHSJSK WE RUNNING TOO Kermit: O shit  RyanReynolds: WAIT I DROPPED MY TACO  PrincessBubblegum: you know this boy got his free taco  AirpodHater: KAMINARI  hagakurethefriendlyghost: UUHH UPDATE: KAMINARI GOT FUCKING CAUGHT RIP MY DUDE EdgarAllanCrow: I cant believe Kaminari got caught and went to jail all because he dropped his taco  DwayneJohnson: legendary  RyanReynolds: priorities man RyanReynolds: now anyway fuck the authorities  hagakurethefriendlyghost: he jumped out the fucking window  PrincessBubblegum: WHAT  Kermit: IS HE ALIVE??  DwayneJohnson: wait is he actually ok EdgarAllanCrow: he’s fine turns out sero gained conscious and caught him  PrincessBubblegum: SERO WAS UNCONSCIOUS?  Kermit: Yeah, Bakugou knocked him out.  PrincessBubblegum: kiri we gotta work together and fucking book it i don’t feel safe anymore  DwayneJohnson: @ashido @sero @denki MEET ME IN THE DESIGNATED SPOT WE TEAMING UP NOW AGAINST BAKU AND THE AUTHORITIES  ducktape: FUCK THE LAW  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Aren’t we technically the law and the police though?? PrincessBubblegum: you right we need a motto  DwayneJohnson: fuck the government  RyanReynolds: you know what i got a better one  RyanReynolds: fuck me  PrincessBubblegum:

hagakurethefriendlyghost: eww we don’t deal with tik tok fuckboys like you  RyanReynolds: PSODDJDJ IM KIDDING IM KIDDINF PrincessBubblegum: ur cancelled  hagakurethefriendlyghost: bye  RyanReynolds: WAIT NO IM JOKE AirpodHater: banish him  
PrincessBubblegum kicked RyanReynolds out of the chat 
 August-16-201912:22 PMavengers assemble46 members LeggyForEggy: Fellow classmate Uraraka and I are conducting a research on everyone’s astrological star sign. I’m not sure why she needs this information but I will help her in this time of need. meow: taurus Defying-Uravity: i guess this means you’re a pile of bull meow: UNCALLED FOR  DwayneJohnson: OH MY GOD Defying-Uravity: i’m a capricorn!! meow: ew Defying-Uravity: HGHHHDJDH meow nah i kid capricorns are chill  meow: leos are the true enemy  Defying-Uravity: leos are ok  Defying-Uravity: OH WAIT IIDA IS A LEO LeggyForEggy: Bitch.  DwayneJohnson: AAAAA Defying-Uravity: IM SORRY  meow: ok that was very leo of you  DwayneJohnson: monoma i feel like you’re the type of person who hates other people because of their star sign  meow: my pettiness is pretty obvious isn’t it  Defying-Uravity: OH NO NOT AT ALL1!1!1 Defying-Uravity: im the type of person that believes horoscopes so  Defying-Uravity: oh wait kirishima what’s your sign? DwayneJohnson: libra!! Defying-Uravity: i see that,,, you’re really loving and smart  DwayneJohnson: DHJSAKKA OCHACO  DwayneJohnson: baku is an aries, denki is a cancer, and mina and sero are leos  meow: eww leos Defying-Uravity: oh my god i swear everybody is a leo  LeggyForEggy: It’s Leo season. We are at our most strongest.  Defying-Uravity: bakugou: incoherent aries screaming  octagon: aries radiates pure chaos  bakuno: you got a problem with that  octagon: no,, i vibe with the chaos  Defying-Uravity: aries can be annoying at times imo bakuno: shut up earth sign trash Defying-Uravity: YOU TAKE THAT BACK  bakuno: the worst signs are capricorn and cancer everybody knows this  Defying-Uravity: I CANT HEAR YOU DwayneJohnson: wbu shouji? octagon: aquarius  meow: eww meow: i only talk to virgos EdgarAllanCrow: Virgos are cool. Defying-Uravity: VIRGOS ARE THE BEST LeggyForEggy: As class president, I’m not supposed to give my opinion but virgos suck  FUCKgameofthrones: wow i’m getting attacked  Defying-Uravity: you’re a virgo?? FUCKgameofthrones: a proud virgo  LeggyForEggy: I’m sorry but virgos,,, FUCKgameofthrones: CAME FOR MY THROAT  Defying-Uravity: i feel like everytime ryukyu comes online somebody’s attacking her  FUCKgameofthrones: IM CONSTANTLY GETTING ATTACKED BY HIGH SCHOOLERS I HATE THIS  bakuno: he only said he didn’t like your zodiac sign it isn’t a big deal  FUCKgameofthrones: IT IS A BIG DEAL  FUCKgameofthrones: it’s like when people attack your hogwarts house  FUCKgameofthrones: ITS LIKE WHEN SOMEBODY INSULTS YOUR TASTE IN POKEMON GAMES  meow: red and blue were the best games  FUCKgameofthrones: WRONG ITS BLACK 2 AND WHITE 2  Defying-Uravity: shut up genwunner you stubborn ass taurus  meow: SKPEOD  DwayneJohnson: pokemon mystery dungeon  Defying-Uravity: PMD SLAPS  octagon: tokoyami kins murkrow  EdgarAllanCrow: What does that even mean? Defying-Uravity: TOKOYAMI KINS MURKROW IM SOBBING  octagon: spot the difference

bakuno: all of you are nerds  Defying-Uravity: shut up you have two copies of pokemon diamond  Defying-Uravity: deku told me  bakuno: fuck deku  Defying-Uravity: YOU TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW  LeggyForEggy: Excuse me LeggyForEggy: I didn’t know trash was capable of speech. meow: oH? octagon:

bakuno: YOU WANT TO FUCKING THROW HANDS  FUCKgameofthrones: :0< 
PrincessBubblegum: 
bakugou: exists izucrew:

PrincessBubblegum: you know what i think that’s very sexy of them so DwayneJohnson: HH Defying-Uravity: SOUP TIME  Defying-Uravity: @AfricaByTotoroki @Kermit @depressoespresso BITCHES ITS SOUP TIME  depressoespresso: real shit? DwayneJohnson: izucrew entering the chat music: https://youtu.be/B3WJaC-7g2c   Kermit: rolls up sleeves  PrincessBubblegum: bakugou: i am inevitable todoroki: i am his boyfriend  Defying-Uravity: his unofficial boyfriend  PrincessBubblegum: wait still yet Defying-Uravity: yeah  meow: uhh there’s smoke coming from your building  Defying-Uravity: oh that’s just todoroki don’t mind him  meow: WHAT  Defying-Uravity: he’s a capricorn too and us caps don’t fuck around  PrincessBubblegum: todoroki is just doing that to protect his boy  meow: capricorn energy is through the roof  Defying-Uravity: im a sea goat bitch my energy could kill a man  PrincessBubblegum: kill bakugou  Defying-Uravity: yes 
villain half chapters are back. which means if you havent read recent chapters, i advise you not read these things.

chapter 19.5
 August-16-201910:29 PMLOVE MUFFIN8 members flaminghotcheetos: where would you be if you weren’t a hero  imascalieowo: are you high? flaminghotcheetos: no im dabi thottie: i would be a tik tok star deadpool: oh god no  thottie: i said it  deadpool: i’d support you though  thottie: thanks bitch  thottie: ur my manager  imdoingmybest: hes your tik tok manager?  thottie: yES  crustybitch: honestly i don’t see myself anywhere else besides a villain  thottie: thats kinda sad ngl  imascalieowo: i want to see you happy  deadpool: preach  flaminghotcheetos: what you need is a break  imascalieowo: shiggy living in the country with a big yard and 5 dogs thottie: all corgis imascalieowo: all corgis. chimkin-nug: that sounds so peaceful i love that  flaminghotcheetos: wbu birdie? chimkin-nug: hmm? flaminghotcheetos: what would you do if you weren’t a villain or hero or whatever  chimkin-nug: i dunno. whatever i feel like. i just want to be free you know,, live life easy  thottie: you can join my tik tok empire  MagicMan: I’m going to eat sushi everyday  MagicMan: I want to start cooking as well. MagicMan: Settle down. Maybe burn down a house. Who knows? flaminghotcheetos: what everybody is saying is so wholesome  flaminghotcheetos: i was going to say i was going to become a rat  imascalieowo: you already are  thottie: you alrea thottie: damn beat me to it  flaminghotcheetos: exactly but i’m going to take the physical form of a rat  chimkin-nug: dude how high are you  flaminghotcheetos: i’m highs ass kite thottie: haha ass kite  flaminghotcheetos: but if we’re being wholesome or whatever i just want to see my siblings again  deadpool: you have siblings?? flaminghotcheetos: if i wasn’t high i wouldn’t be telling you this but yeah, younger siblings flaminghotcheetos: fucking maniacs  thottie: wait oh my god tell me about them  thottie: are they cute  flaminghotcheetos: i haven’t seen them in a while  flaminghotcheetos: and i cant say anything due to uhhhh edgy backstory  imdoingmybest: what  crustybitch: same  imascalieowo: it be like that  MagicMan: You don’t unlock villain backstory and monologue until season 6 deadpool: villain origin story  flaminghotcheetos: if you ever see my sister she responds to annoying bitch  thottie: I DO TOO I THINK WE'LL GET ALONG GREAT  chimkin-nug: my backstory: I’m a biracial (half-Japanese) delinquent who lives an ordinary life until the Joestar Family's old enemy, DIO, returns. Seeing my mother Holy falling ill because of DIO, and heeding my grandfather Joseph Joestar's call, I traveled to Egypt in order to save my mother and stop the Vampire once and for all. imascalieowo: yOU JUST FUCKING COPY AND PASTED THE JOTARO WIKI PAGE IM SCREAMING  thottie: oH! here’s mine: I am a green planktonic copepod who is Mr. Krabs' business rival. I run an unsuccessful restaurant called the Chum Bucket alongside Karen, a waterproof supercomputer who is my sidekick and wife. The Chum Bucket is extremely unpopular in Bikini Bottom because it serves chum, a type of bait made from fish meat. deadpool: I am the Third Child, the main protagonist of the series, and the designated pilot of Evangelion Unit-01. I'm the son of "deceased" Gehirn bioengineer Yui Ikari and NERV Commander (formerly Chief of Gehirn) Gendo Ikari. After my mother's death, I was abandoned by my father and lived for 11 years with his sensei, until I was summoned to Tokyo-3 to pilot Unit-01 against the Angels. I lived initially just with Misato Katsuragi; but we were later joined by Asuka Langley Soryu. imdoingmybest: get in the fucking robot jin imascalieowo: everytime you enter a battle cruel angel’s thesis plays  thottie: wait can we have theme songs  flaminghotcheetos: spinner carries the speaker  MagicMan: Theme song? Like that scene from Thor Ragnarok. You know the one. deadpool: immigrant song yes i’m aware thottie: my theme song would be carmelldansen MagicMan: What the fuck is Carmelldansen chimkin-nug: oh my god oh my god  imdoingmybest: internet shit  deadpool: nobody tell him please imascalieowo: my theme song is the banjo and kazooie intro but this guys is playing it live behind me https://youtu.be/ys8rW-LjxRU   flaminghotcheetos: my theme song is fuck you by lily allen deadpool: your song choices fit fairly well and i’m scared thottie: SHIGARAKI WITH MITCHIRINEKO MARCHING BAND  crustybitch: what now  chimkin-nug: BROOO https://youtu.be/lAIGb1lfpBw   imascalieowo: shiggy for lucky star opening  chimkin-nug: it got better  thottie: if we’re doing anime themed then dabi’s would be the mermaid sisters song from carole and tuesday  flaminghotcheetos: you know what i’ll take it  deadpool: not anime related but yknow those videos of the dancing minecraft parrots  thottie: OH DO I  imascalieowo: https://youtu.be/S_gnnnAEcso   deadpool: yah that’s hawks because it’s wholesome like him chimkin-nug: GUYS IM CRYIGN thottie: WE STAN A LEGEND  
chimkin-nug:

flaminghotcheetos: the video is cute just like hawks  chimkin-nug: JSOWOFJGNRKEPWPELDKD crustybitch: he’s so fucking wasted right now  deadpool: MY DUDES  imdoingmybest: really right in front of my salad  
thottie:

imascalieowo: OWOWOWOOWO chimkin-nug: IM  imascalieowo: dabi voice: we could put our minecraft beds next to each other,,, haha jk jk,,, unless?? deadpool: gay rights  thottie: BITCH BETTER SOBER UP AND EXPLAIN  chimkin-nug: SCREAMING  
thottie: 
  
 
MagicMan: That’s Tea Actually.

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August-20-20199:38 PMside character central 7 members hagakurethefriendlyghost: hey kouda why was midoriya crying?? EdgarAllanCrow: Who Made Midoriya Cry  DisneyPrincess: he was crying because he scared away a little house lizard that was in the hallway monky: smol ouiouibitch: dont say smol  monky: aoyama ur smol  ouiouibitch: i’m going to go rabid  EdgarAllanCrow: I’ll fight the lizard for making him cry  DisneyPrincess: N O  DisneyPrincess: i talked to him they’re chill now  octagon: midoriya or the lizard? DisneyPrincess: both of them  hagakurethefriendlyghost: midoriya is so precious and fragile i just want to wrap him in bubble wrap Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Stick this on him

monky: in small letters write “that means you bakugou” ouiouibitch: i remember at the beginning of the year and i thought that bakugou and midoriya had like sexual tension or something  hagakurethefriendlyghost: BRO octagon: its the childhood friends octagon: or the rivals trope  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i see i see  ouiouibitch: and then after i was like 200% sure uraraka and midoriya would end up together  ouiouibitch: and now i don’t know what’s going on  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Everybody just loves Midoriya.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: well yeah  
octagon:

ouiouibitch: midoriya just has this positive aura and everybody is so depressed and we’re just attracted to it  DisneyPrincess: like,,, moths to a lamp  Let's-Get-This-Bread: How poetic  EdgarAllanCrow: Izucrew fell hard for him. hagakurethefriendlyghost: bc they hella depressed  monky: @tokoyami you cant talk,, you’re like half izucrew  octagon: half-blood  hagakurethefriendlyghost: like percy jackson  octagon: exactly  EdgarAllanCrow: Okay, okay, us shorties have to stick together.  monky: smol ouiouibitch: STOP  hagakurethefriendlyghost: who wants to bet that everybody in the izucrew once or has (tODOROKI) a crush on midoriya  DisneyPrincess: that’s not even a bet it’s true  ouiouibitch: bitch everybody had a crush on midoriya  octagon:

monky: shouji only comes on to text memes and i hate it  octagon: oh get over yourself  
ouiouibitch:

EdgarAllanCrow: I would fucking die for him I’m sorry  hagakurethefriendlyghost: don’t apologize we all would  DisneyPrincess: if he was in danger id kill myself for him ngl  monky: i mean i’d just wait until the izucrew shows up  monky: if anybody breathes disrespectfully on him they go fucking ham  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: How do you breathe disrespectfully? DisneyPrincess: aoyama breathing video file monky: you didn’t even attach anything you literally just wrote out aoyama breathing video file what DisneyPrincess: i know what i said  hagakurethefriendlyghost: I KNOW MY RIGHTS  ouiouibitch: i know my value and i’m an expensive bitch  monky: i’d sell you to satan for a corn chip  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: The Izucrew and the Bakusquad scare me monky: right??! hagakurethefriendlyghost: they're intense and i lowkey live for it  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i mean ugh main characters these days am i rigjt  monky: plus the fact they're like enemy forces hagakurethefriendlyghost: if only two from each side would fall in love so its like romeo and juliet  EdgarAllanCrow: Romeo and Juliet didn't have a happy ending  hagakurethefriendlyghost: in my book it did  DisneyPrincess: ok but seriously those groups are too loud for my taste  octagon: like i support but i don’t want to be involved  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: YEAH EdgarAllanCrow: “I love you guys but you’re insane and I’m going to stay over here.” monky: we already have hagakure and aoyama that’s enough chaotic energy  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i’m taking that as a compliment thanks babe ouiouibitch: yeah thanks babe  monky: i don’t want them let’s get rid of them  DisneyPrincess: dads i said i wanted a puppy not these  hagakurethefriendlyghost: DADS PLEASE EdgarAllanCrow: Aoyama would kill the puppy accidentally  ouiouibitch: bird dad i am shocked and offended  ouiouibitch: i’m so responsible  octagon: funny joke i laughed  ouiouibitch: shut up octopus dad  hagakurethefriendlyghost: haha lol very funny meme i cried XD XD  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Why am I here? hagakurethefriendlyghost: (why are we still here?) DisneyPrincess: bc you love us and we love you too ouiouibitch: (just to suffer?) monky: but do we really though  monky: i’m being paid to be your guys’ friend  DisneyPrincess: was it worth it? monky: no not really  octagon: we could be the izucrew but you playing  ouiouibitch: lets dress up as the izucrew for halloween  hagakurethefriendlyghost: YES  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: What.  ouiouibitch: i call being iida  ouiouibitch: daddy thicc legs  hagakurethefriendlyghost: OSORKGNGN monky: please never say that ever again  ouiouibitch: iida thicc leggy  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i wanna be uraraka  hagakurethefriendlyghost: because she’s beautiful and a bad bitch and i aspire to be like her  hagakurethefriendlyghost: kouda can be todoroki because they’re both cryptids DisneyPrincess: my username makes this 10 times better  DisneyPrincess: elsa  ouiouibitch: as todoroki would say: he’s the secret lovechild of elsa and zuko monky: YO SHUT UP octagon: wait oh my god  octagon: your mind  ouiouibitch: thank you ouiouibitch: would you mind being tsu? octagon: sure but why  EdgarAllanCrow: I- ouiouibitch: a lot of animalistic appendages also i bet you wear mask because you have a frog tongue as well octagon: what the fuck you caught me  hagakurethefriendlyghost: @shouji now you and i can have a romantic lesbian subplot  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i mean ahahah,, jk jk,,,,,, unless??  EdgarAllanCrow: Oh my god octagon: oH? octagon: sure  ouiouibitch: you have to add the kero after  octagon: what?? are we role playing now? hagakurethefriendlyghost: can we?? monky: no DisneyPrincess: *walks into room* “oh. hello uraraka” hagakurethefriendlyghost: i look up at todoroki who walked in and close the gay fanfiction tab on my laptop. “hi todoroki what brings you here?” monky: please stop i’m going to cry  ouiouibitch: WAIT  ouiouibitch: satou = midoriya tokoyami = shinsou  monky: what about me  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I don’t deserve to be called Midoriya  EdgarAllanCrow: Explain  ouiouibitch: satou and midoriya both have strength related quirks and they’re both made of sugar and they’re so sweet you and shinsou haven’t gotten sleep in 50 years  EdgarAllanCrow: You know, sounds legit  octagon: ojiro you can be the demon hanging on the roof  hagakurethefriendlyghost: yes  monky: WHAT DEMON  ouiouibitch: i roll to seduce  EdgarAllanCrow: Can he do that?  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: This isn’t DnD  DisneyPrincess: you roll a nat 20. ojiro demon swoons over your romance skills. the wedding is in april  monky: i don’t consent  ouiouibitch: i stroke the demon’s hand and plant a kiss on his lil forehead. i wrap him in my arms  monky: i hiss and struggle to get away  ouiouibitch: foolish monster you think you can escape me  monky: shut up monsterfucker  ououibitch: WENT FOR MY THROAT hagakurethefriendlyghost: wow guys love me iida x demon fanfic  octagon: my otp  ouiouibitch: well ok if you say so  ouiouibitch: i plant a kiss on ojiro's big fat  ouiouibitch: knee  EdgarAllanCrow: What ouiouibitch: your sexy ass knee  monky: ??? Let’s-Get-This-Bread: IM CRYIFN GO AWAY  hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh my god iida x demon fanfic (gone sexual)  monky: STOP  ouiouibitch: i am powerful DisneyPrincess: i call being best man at the wedding August-22-20199:48 PMavengers assemble46 members PrincessBubblegum: @ the teachers in the chat: can we murder snipe  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: goodbye yeehaw man  biblediscussion-studymeeting: yeah sure why not AfricaByTotoroki: Is it because of the test tomorrow?? PrincessBubblegum: i spent an hour studying if i fail i will actually kill somebody  PrincessBubblegum: i never study but i’m fucking failing so i need this test  AfricaByTotoroki: I bet Bakugou would be willing to help PrincessBubblegum: sometimes he does help. but everytime he tries to tutor me he starts yelling at me like a minute later  PrincessBubblegum: he starts insulting my handwriting  PrincessBubblegum: MY HANDWRITING  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: your handwriting is actually not that bad  PrincessBubblegum: RIFHT TELL THAT TO BAKU  biblediscussion-studymeeting: a man insults you,,, murder time  iamnjustalittlecreacher: thanks imma keep that in mind when monoma is being a bitch  yourworstfuckingnightmare: such wisdom  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i support that honestly  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: sometimes you really do have to drive a knife through somebody  yourworstfuckingnightmare: it's free therapy  iamnjustalittlecreacher: its free real estate MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: you guys understand  biblediscussion-studymeeting: somebody disrespecting you? sharpen your knife  PrincessBubblegum: your advice,, it’s so good  AfricaByTotoroki: So basically you’re telling her to murder Bakugou  PrincessBubblegum: that’s what i gathered from this conversation  AfricaByTotoroki: Cool, I’ll help. biblediscussion-studymeeting: aizawa was just telling me that you tried to murder him last week  AfricaByTotoroki: It’s a weekly thing PrincessBubblegum: it’s a tradition  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: that’s just friendship babey AfricaByTotoroki: I’ll make you a friendship bracelet but watch out there’s a knife attached to it  imamnjustalittlecreacher: merry christmas motherfucker it’s a bomb  bakuno: why the fuck does everybody talk about me PrincessBubblegum: because you’re easy to make fun of  bakuno: ok yeah shut up homestuck  PrincessBubblegum: EXCUSE YOU yourworstfuckingnightmare: homestuck,,, i’m- yourworstfuckingnightmare: repressed memories  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: you’re secretly from homestuck  PrincessBubblegum: shush i’m sensitive about my past life iamnjustalittlecreacher: just like how todoroki was zuko in a past life  AfricaByTotoroki: I thought that was just an inside class joke  iamnjustalittlecreacher: aw shit uh  PrincessBubblegum: what does this mean?? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: there’s a traitor  biblediscussion-studymeeting: insert gasp sound effect from garageband  bakuno: kaminari is the traitor  AfricaByTotoroki: Interesting. I see.  yourworstfuckingnightmare: never trust the dumb ones  yourworstfuckingnightmare: because when they go crazy (aaah) they go stupid (aaah)  PrincessBubblegum: NO PrincessBubblegum: he can’t be the traitor because then we’d have to exile him  PrincessBubblegum: and then i’d be the dumbest  proudgamer: one time i saw him eat pineapple on pizza,,, iamnjustalittlecreacher: hawaiian pizza is good you’re just a hater  proudgamer: no wonder he turned to you guys. evil attracts evil iamnjustalittlecreacher: @shiozaki back me up and defend the 1-B honor  vineisdead: Sorry but pineapple on pizza is a sin. iamnjustalittlecreacher: (hey what the fuck?) vineisdead: (Sorry) RyanReynolds: i-uhh,,, oh shit PrincessBubblegum: bruh sound effect  AfricaByTotoroki: I’ve cracked the code  AfricaByTotoroki: Kaminari betrayed our secrets to class 1-b. B. Bee. Barry Bee Benson. Minecraft bee. When bees sting they die. Kaminari is dying RyanReynolds: i’m dying from cool bitch disease  yourworstfuckingnightmare: sherlock holmes???? AfricaByTotoroki: But wait. bakuno: oh joy there’s more  AfricaByTotoroki: Why would Kaminari give up our SECRETS??  AfricaByTotoroki: It’s to hide a secret of his own as well.  AfricaByTotoroki: Back to Barry Bee Benson, he’s a bee who was in love with a human. That’s an inter species relationship. AfricaByTotoroki: What kind of relationship does minecraft bee have? AfricaByTotoroki: Wholesome and adorable but if you bother it it would kill you without hesitation  AfricaByTotoroki: And who else fits that description?  yourworstfuckingnightmare: op i’m so intrigued  AfricaByTotoroki: Uraraka  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: write that down write that down  PrincessBubblegum: you’re right though  PrincessBubblegum: looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you AfricaByTotoroki: So, Uraraka gave Kaminari his terminally ill disease and now Kaminari holds a secret grudge against 1-A so he went and told all our secrets to them  AfricaByTotoroki: Checkmate  RyanReynolds: you got me officer  bakuno: i don’t even know what you’re saying half of the time  AfricaByTotoroki: It’s because I have an IQ level of 100000000 iamnjustalittlecreacher: that was like ace attorney energy  proudgamer: super deduction  
PrincessBubblegum:

yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh to be a conspiracy theorist

bakuno: this is so fucking stupid

chapter 20 1/2

these half chapters are kinda based off the most recent manga chapter when im writing these things so yah obviously spoilers
 August-13-20197:24 AMLOVE MUFFIN (excluding hawks because dabi is gay)7 members imascalieowo: hey now that we’re loaded can we finally go to disneyland  thottie: :00 yes please  crustybitch: wh-  crustybitch: we have things we need to do  thottie: please ask your fanboy/sugar daddy for us  crustybitch: *slave  deadpool: PLEASE CAN WE GO SHIGGY deadpool: disneyland is for kids  MagicMan: I’ve actually never gone before  imascalieowo: take us to tokyo disneyland and then florida disneyworld because i want to go to epcot imascalieowo: and then we can take over the world  imdoingmybest: starting with mickey mouse  crustybitch: we have things to do  flaminghotcheetos: lets go to disney  crustybitch: you too? flaminghotcheetos: i just want to piss you off thottie: hey wait i have question  deadpool: yeah? thottie: are we inviting the liberation army people on this chat since we’re all like working together or whatever  imdoingmybest: ehh MagicMan: I would like to get to know them better first  imascalieowo: if they give us more money then yes?? imascalieowo: but more importantly, are we bringing them to disney? crustybitch: we’re not going to disney  deadpool: PLEASE  deadpool: fuck you you’re allergic to fun  imascalieowo: your split thing is confusing me so much  deadpool: sorry im trying to like keep it under control but it's been acting up lately oof MagicMan: We barely know the liberation army people. Do they deserve Disney?  thottie: what if they don’t like beauty and the beast  imascalieowo: homicide?  thottie: bingo  flaminghotcheetos: we literally just tried to kill each other  imascalieowo: it always starts that way. have you read an enemies to friends to lovers fanfic?? thottie: slowburn  imdoingmybest: sexual tension is trying to kill somebody  imascalieowo: giran gets it  thottie: yeah just like you and hawks- flaminghotcheetos: we are not talking about this  thottie: this is literally an entirely separate chat without him we’re bound to talk about this  flaminghotcheetos: i don’t talk  thottie: k edgelord  flaminghotcheetos: plus i’m not sure if i entirely trust him or not  thottie: but your dumb ass went and fell in love with him smh  imdoingmybest: i’m glad it isn’t just me that finds it strange that the no.2 hero just plans on becoming a hero  imascalieowo: didn’t he murder the no.3 hero tho?? deadpool: its like when a cat offers you a dead bird  imascalieowo: twice is having a big brain moment everybody shut up  thottie: hey babe i just went shopping you want some jeans  MagicMan: Some people give roses. Hawks gives corpses.  thottie: romance isn’t dead  crustybitch: eww i’m allergic  imascalieowo: to corpses or to romance?? flaminghotcheetos: it could be both. this bitch is allergic to everything i can’t tell if he’s joking or not crustybitch: i’m allergic to your fuckery crustybitch: plus it’s not allergies  thottie: what if i got you a back-scratcher for christmas  imascalieowo: are you like a puppy? do you like scratches behind the ear?  thottie: WHOS A GOOD BOY  crustybitch: i’m the good boy  thottie: the goodest of boys  MagicMan: Goodest  imascalieowo: WAIT NOBODY ANSWERED MY QUESTION: DOES HE LIKE SCRATCHES BEHIND THE EAR?? deadpool: lets test this theory  crustybitch: lets not  imdoingmybest: @toga you said you wanted a dog, there’s your dog  thottie: you hear that shiggy? you’re my bitch  crustybitch: KDKDOEOE imascalieowo: as toga would say herself, “kinky” thottie: you’re absolutely right  deadpool: wait like a werewolf? imascalieowo: where’s the wolf?? thottie: werewolf!shigaraki  flaminghotcheetos: twilight thottie: TWILIGHT  crustybitch: i refuse  MagicMan: Furry thottie: OH SHIT  imdoingmybest: the forbidden f word  imascalieowo: uwu shigs?? crustybitch: i’m selling you all via the black market  flaminghotcheetos: where’s your wolf fursuit shiggy? deadpool: on all levels except physical i am a wolf imascalieowo: hi my name is shigaraki and this is my strange addiction  deadpool: wait no,,, paw patrol  thottie: IM YELLING  thottie: i was going to say teen wolf but yours is better  imascalieowo: human dog you say?

thottie: GET OUT  OF HERE  deadpool: NO GO AWAY  imdoingmybest: oh my fucking god  imascalieowo: zoo wee mama deadpool: you think that makes this better  imascalieowo: wait i’m sorry hold on

imascalieowo: ah shit wrong pic  thottie: no wait keep it  deadpool: oh my fucking god wolf shigaraki died  thottie: hurt wolf noise  MagicMan: May he rest in peace crustybitch: stop telling people im dead MagicMan: Sometimes I can still hear his voice deadpool: its like when toga died, she was a real homie 😔 thottie: im not dead  flaminghotcheetos: surprisingly. im shocked you made it this far  thottie: thanks fuck you too imascalieowo: i was going to send this picture

deadpool: that’s furry!shigaraki after he murders a man  MagicMan: The only one who could rival dancing parrot hawks  thottie: iTs CuTe LiKe hIm flaminghotcheetos: its been a week can we let this die please  flaminghotcheetos: i was fucking high  imascalieowo: dabi is that a weed i’m calling the police  imdoingmybest: 911 what’s your emergency thottie: SPINNER IS THAT A POLICE I AM CALLING TBE WEED  deadpool: 420 what’re you smoking  MagicMan: Drugs are bad MagicMan: Dont do thottie: smoke smarties instead  crustybitch: what the fuck thottie: i’m not making this shit up people smoke smarties  imascalieowo: aren’t those the little western candies  thottie: yeah  imascalieowo: americans scare me  deadpool: yeehaw yeehaw thottie: old town road intensifies  imascalieowo: if you’re from california i’m automatically afraid of you  imdoingmybest: if you consider yourself a social media influencer i’m automatically afraid of you  thottie: giran ur not going to be apart of my tik tok empire  deadpool: HEY EVERYBODY WELCOME BACK TO THE VIDEO DONT FORGET TO HIT THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON AND SM A SH THAT LIKE BUTTON  flaminghotcheetos: demonetized  deadpool: wait no sir i beg of you i have a family to feed  flaminghotcheetos: become the dirt i walk on  imascalieowo: you said the word gay??? you know that’s illegal right? demonetized. deadpool: hey gamers i lost my house and i sold my soul please follow my socials down below and bing that bell crustybitch: bold of you to assume that youtubers didn’t sell their soul already  thottie: they’re all hostages in front of a camera  imascalieowo: *mouthing to the camera* help me deadpool: and that’s the tea sis  imdoingmybest: never say those words ever again  imascalieowo: that the,,, and i cannot stress this enough,,,,, tea crustybitch: youre not invited to my birthday party  thottie: ahhaha homeboy got destroyed  imascalieowo: NO WAIT  August-26-20198:28 PMto unknown  
chimkin-nug: 
hey i got info about the villains next steps forward and i think you'll want to hear this.

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september - 2nd - 20199:48 PMavengers assemble46 members hagakurethefriendlyghost: happy halloween  octagon: yes yes yes  monky: oh my god stop it’s september  hagakurethefriendlyghost: shut the fuck up hater  the-chat-goddess: buy your halloween costumes now kids  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i’m going as a ghost  octagon: ,,, big brain  hagakurethefriendlyghost: big brain indeed   the-chat-goddess: genius  iamnjustalittlecreacher: it bewilders me that in the west, halloween is just about,,,, going to peoples house and demanding candy that’s whack  octagon: westerners: don’t accept candy from strangers  also westerners: yah knock the strangers door and ask for food hagakurethefriendlyghost: setsuna i have a question  imamnjustalittlecreacher: shoot hagakurethefriendlyghost: HYPOTHETICALLY,,,, could you wear a fursuit on halloween,, HYPOTHETICALLY hagakurethefriendlyghost: mina and i were discussing this the other day   iamnjustalittlecreacher: sure go fucking wild it’s halloween  RyanReynolds: i’m going to wear the t-rex costume  octagon: The T-Rex Costume™ the-chat-goddess: context please SoccerMom: Kaminari wears this

SoccerMom: Every single holiday. RyanReynolds: for christmas i put a fucking santa hat on it. festive  imamnjustalittlecreacher: absolute legend  hagakurethefriendlyghost: welcome to UA high *jurassic park music*  the-chat-goddess: thanks for the context momo iamnjustalittlecreacher: thanks yaoyorozu RyanReynolds: yaoyorozu is a real homie  SoccerMom: Thank you.  hagakurethefriendlyghost: yaoyorozu is homegirl octagon: would die for her  the-chat-goddess: we all would die for yaoyorozu  iamnjustalittlecreacher: WE REALLY WOULD DO  SoccerMom: I am beyond flattered, but please, don't die for me.  RyanReynolds: real MOMo appreciation hours  hurricanekatrina: only positive vibes in this chat right now  hagakurethefriendlyghost: you said it  hurricanekatrina: any negativity will be slain with my lesbian sword  octagon: are you the lesbian or is the sword the lesbian?? hurricanekatrina: yes  meow: hi  hurricanekatrina: prepare to meet my sword  hagakurethefriendlyghost: RA T  RyanReynolds: the antichrist has arrived  hurricanekatrina: hey get your baby hes ugly  the-chat-goddess: monoma you’re scaring them  meow: good  iamnjustalittlecreacher: NEITO YOURE SCARING THE HOES  meow: nO WE’RE SCARINF RHE HOES  octagon: monoma can’t spell meow: shut the fuk up meow: you meanie  octagon: ur a bully biblediscussion/studymeeting: DID SOMEBODY SAY BULLY  biblediscussion/studymeeting: YOURE FFFFFUCKING SUSPENDED  biblediscussion/studymeeting: YOURE STANDING UP FOR YOURSELF??? HAH EXPELLED  octagon: good impression of the american school system  biblediscussion/studymeeting: thanks i made it myself  hagakurethefriendlyghost: how much you selling for it? biblediscussion/studymeeting: it’s going for 50 bags of cool ranch of doritos  hagakurethefriendlyghost: damn  RyanReynolds: not everybody is rich  iamnjustalittlecreacher: please think of the middle class meow: eww cool ranch doritos  biblediscussion/studymeeting: oh my god he IS kan’s kid  iamnjustalittlecreacher: don’t associate the rest of 1-b with this heathen  hurricanekatrina: opinion on hot cheetos? the-chat-goddess: artificial but good  octagon: crisps. hagakurethefriendlyghost: oh no british words i suddenly can’t read  iamnjustalittlecreacher: western culture confuses me because in america the potato chips are crispy but in the UK the chips are potato fries and the potato chips are crisps RyanReynolds: that gave me a headache to read  biblediscussion/studymeeting: if i see foreign snacks i don’t even like identify them it’s just, “oh i recognize this packaging. american chaaps” the-chat-goddess: controversial opinion: cheese whiz is disgusting  SoccerMom: That’s not even controversial it’s true  meow: yeah i don’t get how people like that  meow: I DONT GET HOW PEOPLE CAN EAT KETCHUP BY ITSELF GOD WHAT THE FUCK RyanReynolds: bc its tomato smoothie  iamnjustalittlecreacher: tomato smoothie and chips hagakurethefriendlyghost: oui octagon: OUI IS FRENCH TOORU hagakurethefriendlyghost: AW SHITE DONT TELL AOYAMA I MEANT  hurricanekatrina: did you mean “oi”?? hagakurethefriendlyghost: I DONT KNOW ANYMORE  iamnjustalittlecreacher: aussie aussie aussie  RyanReynolds: oi oi oi the-chat-goddess: what does that even mean? biblediscussion/studymeeting: australia is just some weird cult that’s gathered on an island  hagakurethefriendlyghost: conspiracy owo iamnjustalittlecreacher: i think you’re on to something  RyanReynolds: i thought they’re just all koalas  RyanReynolds: like koalas in a human’s costume  the-chat-goddess: you’re insinuating that australians are koalas wearing human skin and i hate it  octagon: australians don’t exist what are you talking about  iamnjustalittlecreacher: canada doesn’t exist  meow: you don’t exist  iamnjustalittlecreacher: you’re right i’m just in your head  hurricanekatrina: woah what the fuck  hurricanekatrina: what am i thinkfnin about right now  iamnjustalittlecreacher: the fact that one day everybody you hate will be dead  hurricanekatrina: no not really but thanks for the reminder  hurricanekatrina: needed that 😔✊ biblediscussion/studymeeting: that’s so inspirational  iamnjustalittlecreacher: therapy sessions cost 5 chips  iamnjustalittlecreacher: do i mean fries or potato chips? who knows. take a guess. RyanReynolds: hey can i sell my soul for a session instead?? iamnjustalittlecreacher: ok but i don’t give change  biblediscussion/studymeeting: i’ve taught you well in the business industry young grasshopper  iamnjustalittlecreacher: much thanks mom iamnjustalittlecreacher: i am a business now  iamnjustalittlecreacher: i amn,,, intellect  
RyanReynolds: stonks
  hurricanekatrina: ewwie corporations  donttalktomeormycats: who needs therapy when you have cats and sleeping bags  biblediscussion/studymeeting: a good point  RyanReynolds: can i try wearing your sleeping bag jumpsuit please i’ll give you my life donttalktomeormycats: no hagakurethefriendlyghost: kami that’s never gonna work  RyanReynolds: one day,,,  donttalktomeormycats: happiness is an illusion anyway  iamnjustalittlecreacher: wow that’s #relatable the-chat-goddess: it be like that sometimes  hurricanekatrina: damn edgelord calm down  DadMight: Are you okay? donttalktomeormycats: ask me that tomorrow  RyanReynolds: psshhh what’s mental stability?? lost that in middle school  SoccerMom: I am somewhat concerned  octagon: out of the billion of years this universe has existed and i had the unfortunate occurrence to be alive at the same time as you  hagakurethefriendlyghost: woah i have the occurrence of being alive when shrek 2 was released  iamnjustalittlecreacher: see happiness isn’t an illusion  iamnjustalittlecreacher: because shrek 2  biblediscussion/studymeeting: i’ve never heard anything slap as hard as the fairy godmother’s rendition of i need a hero  hagakurethefriendlyghost: good taste in music  biblediscussion/studymeeting: fuck yeah  DadMight: Is Shrek that Western movie? RyanReynolds: one of the best movies  the-chat-goddess: the first movie won an oscar  octagon: chill out shrek hype team  hagakurethefriendlyghost: can it. name another good animated western trilogy that isn’t disney octagon: kung fu panda  octagon: how to train your dragon hagakurethefriendlyghost: ok you don’t get to talk anymore  octagon: ha  iamnjustalittlecreacher: my standards -must name every single word donkey says  RyanReynolds: what if they are donkey  iamnjustalittlecreacher: even better  hurricankatrina: donkae DadMight: Wait. I’m still confused. What is Shrek about? donttalktomeormycats: dont ask that  donttalktomeormycats: you’re going to start something you don’t want to start  biblediscussion/studymeeting: we have a movie marathon plan in set now.  donttalktomeormycats: you should feel ashamed. look what you’ve started  DadMight: What does that mean?! SoccerMom: Somebody help All Might please. You all are confusing him.  iamnjustalittlecreacher: crisps  SoccerMom: No!  iamnjustalittlecreacher: crispy crisps  DadMight: ???  september - 4th - 20197:08 AMavengers assemble46 members FUCKgameofthrones: fun fact: if you give ragdoll from the wild wild pussycats catnip she’ll go fucking wild  beandaddy: i’m scared but also intrigued  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: what about the rest of them?? FUCKgameofthrones: tiger gets a bit twitchy FUCKgameofthrones: pixie bob starts yelling on the top of her lungs and mandalay is knocked out  bakuno: why the fuck would you give them catnip in the first place FUCKgameofthrones: I DIDNT!! they were over at my house and ragdoll found the catnip i keep for my cat and then chaos ensued  beandaddy: so basically theyre high on catnip  FUCKgameofthrones: i don’t know what to do,,, my cat is scared. she's hiding FUCKgameofthrones: ragdoll won’t get down from my cabinets i swear she’s going to start frothing at the mouth  FUCKgameofthrones: she cant stay sit properly  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: sounds like me  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: no it’s probably because you’re gay  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: you’re right you’re right  MinecraftBlacksmith: gays can’t sit in chairs properly  MinecraftBlacksmith: gays be like: where to put my legs  beandaddy: legs are useless cut them off  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: finally some good wisdom  bakuno: what the fuck  DisneyPrincess: ryukyu, try and lure her down with food  FUCKgameofthrones: huh that sounds smarter than trying to climb all the way up to get her  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: gEEZ don’t hurt yourself  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: one time shouta’s cat was stuck so i tried getting her down but i slipped on the counter and sprained my ankle  beandaddy: but is the cat ok?? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: yeah don’t worry  MinecraftBlacksmith: wait but they don’t have mutant cat quirks so how- twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: they’ve embraced their inner cat  beandaddy: nya  bakuno: shut the fuck up  beandaddy: *nya’s louder  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: cat roleplay MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: did anybody play those games where you just take care of pets? MinecraftBlacksmith: NINTENDOGS?? MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: YEAH EXACTLY LIKE NINTENDOGS  beandaddy: yo that’s when nintendo peaked  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: nintendo is ok right now  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: like animal crossing  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: and sans undertale in smash  beandaddy: SNAS UNDERSTALE  bakuno: don’t group animal crossing with that  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey don’t be mean to mr undertale  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: mr undertale was my father please call me sans  MinecraftBlacksmith: mr undertale is toby fox  beandaddy: bro but there’s also luigi’s mansion,, beandaddy: fucking pokemon  beandaddy: xenoblade  beandaddy: super nintendo  beandaddy: but we don’t talk about overwatch  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: you don’t like overwatch?? beandaddy: no i’m saying to keep it on the xbox please  FUCKgameofthrones: oh my god sorry i don’t speak epic gamer talk FUCKgameofthrones: but i got ragdoll doenfndndfkg MinecraftBlacksmith: that’s never a good sign FUCKgameofthrones: what’s up gamers nya  bakuno: i’m going to lose my shit  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: YO RAGDOLL MinecraftBlacksmith: HOW ARE YOU DOING?? FUCKgameofthrones: i’m doing great~~ FUCKgameofthrones: what is this chat?  bakuno: get the fuck out  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: we’re assembling an army to defeat the enderdragon  MinecraftBlacksmith: :00 really??!! beandaddy: wait can we  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: YOOO FUCKgameofthrones: oh shit i’m down  
FUCKgameofthrones added bongocat, longcat, CreeperRepellent, and rawrXD to the chat 
 CreeperRepellent: HI WHAT THE FUCK  rawrXD: Ragdoll stop adding us to random group chats bongocat: sorry i cant hear you~~ MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: this is an army now  beandaddy: collecting every pro hero like trading cards  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: because we have,,, connections  bakuno: when will this chat stop growing MinecraftBlacksmith: never  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: is mandalay still knocked out? rawrXD: Yes rawrXD: And Ragdoll is keeping Ryukyu’s phone hostage bongocat: mine now  rawrXD: Get off the curtains  bongocat: no thanks  MinecraftBlacksmith: y’all wrecking ryukyu’s omg CreeperRepellant: THATS THE WILD WILD BUSSYCAT BITCH twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: oh my god i love them  bongocat: thanks i love me too  chapter 21 1/2manga special chapter!! (if you haven't noticed, these half chapters revolve around the latest manga chapter while im writing this so- anime onlys, you have been warned) september - 7th - 20199:05 AMholy trinity 3 members AfricaByTotoroki: Did you stub your toe again Bakugou?  bakuno: no shut up  AfricaByTotoroki: I can hear you from my room. Did you blow anything up? bakuno: how is that any of your damn business  AfricaByTotoroki: Because I’m your best friend.  bakuno: ffs ikazooku: aw ikazooku: my two boys getting along  bakuno: i hope you die in a ditch  AfricaByTotoroki: Hey bakuno: you both are insufferable  ikazooku: sorry i’m illiterate so i’m going to pretend that says you love us  AfricaByTotoroki: :D bakuno: i hate the both of you and i think it’s imperative that you know this  AfricaByTotoroki: Wow. Imperative. Such vocabulary.  bakuno: hey i said shut up  AfricaByTotoroki: Excuse me, I’m older than you. I don’t take orders from you. bakuno: you’re older by tHREE MONTHS  AfricaByTotoroki: 3 months and 4 days. ikazooku: what does that make me? AfricaByTotoroki: baby ikazooku: AHSJDJF bakuno: disgusting get this off my tl  AfricaByTotoroki: This isn’t twitter bakuno: fuck u  AfricaByTotoroki: Please bakubestie AfricaByTotoroki: Bestiegou bakuno: choke on your spit and die  ikazooku: baku!! dont say that  bakuno: fuck you  ikazooku: im going to tell kirishima  bakuno: you fucking tattletale what the fuck  AfricaByTotoroki: I’ve gathered you here because I want to cancel the bakusquad and the izucrew  ikazooku: oh my god it’s happening everyone stay calm bakuno: cancel culture is dead  AfricaByTotoroki: We are going to band together as the Todoteam. The Todotroop. The Shouteam. The Nihilist Gang. ikazooku: aww the todoteam that’s cute  bakuno: i just barfed a little in my mouth how long did it take you to come up with those crap names? AfricaByTotoroki: 30 minutes. I’m not good with names  ikazooku: ,,,teenage mutant ninja todos bakuno: what the fuck- AfricaByTotoroki: I would die for you  ikazooku: i'd die for you first  bakuno: i refuse to call myself a teenage mutant ninja todd bakuno: fuck typo  ikazooku: TODD  ikazooku: TODDROKI  AfricaByTotoroki: Yes that's my actual name  bakuno: no wait stop  
AfricaByTotoroki changed the chat name to Teenage Mutant Ninja Toddos
 ikazooku: i’m so proud  bakuno: there’s a special place in hell for the both of you AfricaByTotoroki: Ok. Meet you there bestiegou bakuno: fuck off ikazooku: accept your fate bestiegou we’re all besties now dont fight this feeling bakuno: sleep with one eye open tonight

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september - 10th - 2019

8:13 PM

avengers assemble

50 members
 
ouiouibitch:
[videofile_monomascreamingMP4]
 
hurricanetortilla:
oH?
 
meow:
IT WAS A WASP LEAVE ME ALONE 
 
hurricanetortilla:
are you trying to fight it?
 
KanFuPanda:
Did you win?
 
ouiouibitch:
ahaha no
 
meow:
i thought you said you weren’t going to tell anybody 
 
ouiouibitch:
you thought wrong 
 
hurricanetortilla:
why are you trying to hide behind a tree
 
meow:
STRATEGY
 
ouiouibitch:
pro hero material
 
tintin:
if you see a villain coming, hide behind a tree 
 
meow:
dad they’re bullying me 
 
KanFuPanda:
Resort to violence
 
meow:
thanks 
 
ouiouibitch:
THATS WHERE HE GETS IT FROM
 
tintin:
setting your child up for a life of murder 
 
hurricanetortilla:
god me too
 
meow:
say goodbye to your legs aoyama
 
ouiouibitch:
you won’t do it 
 
ouiouibitch:
IM A BAD BITCH YOU CANT KILL ME
 
EdgarAllanCrow:
Please just cut his legs off already
 
ouiouibitch:
bird i’m offended and hurt 
 
ouiouibitch:
to think i called you my friend 
 
EdgarAllanCrow:
You literally just referred to me as “bird”.
 
hurricanetortilla:
PECK HIS EYES OUT 
 
hurricanetortilla:
NEW BATTLE TACTIC 
 
EdgarAllanCrow:
Huh. I’ve never tried that before. 
 
EdgarAllanCrow:
Aoyama will be the first 
 
tintin:
no murder after curfew 
 
tintin:
‘tis the rules
 
hurricanetortilla:
well the rules are dumb >:(
 
chimkin-nug:
the rules think you’re dumb 
 
hurricanetortilla:
i am but they have no right to say that 
 
meow:
you’re dumb
 
hurricanetortilla:
YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT EITHER 
 
hurricanetortilla:
you scream at wasps
 
meow:
OK YOU TRY GETTING CHASED BY A WASP
 
hurricanetortilla:
i’ll blow them away using my quirk??
 
tintin:
wait i’m confused. what happened in the video after aoyama’s phone fell?
 ouiouibitch: animal cruelty  EdgarAllanCrow: I'm concerned hurricanetortilla: ayo what the fuck  tintin: op please explain 
ouiouibitch:
tetsutetsu heard screaming and threw his bag of snacks
 
ouiouibitch:
it actually ended up hitting the wasp
 
ouiouibitch:
and then monoma being a cruel bitch stepped on it repeatedly 
 
meow:
you call it being cruel i call it survival of the fittest 
 
ouiouibitch:
his kids are forever waiting for him to come home 
 
hurricanetortilla:
“dad still didn’t come home from buying cigarettes”
 
tintin:

chimkin-nug:
same lmao
 
hurricanetortilla:
hawks are you okay???
 
chimkin-nug:
tbh not really
 
tintin:
haha i do that
 
ouiouibitch:
millennial and gen z culture 
 
chimkin-nug:
guys i’m just fucking depressed this is my cry for help
 
hurricanetortilla:
y’all hear sum 
 
tintin:
oop
 
hurricanetortilla:
IM JUST KIDDING YOU GOOD LEGIT
 
chimkin-nug:
straight up not having a good time 
 
EdgarAllanCrow:
Aoyama don’t say it 
 
ouiouibitch:
gay up not having a good time
 
chimkin-nug:
i mean ,,,yeah
 
ouiouibitch:
gay 
 
ouiouibitch:
monoma i feel gay in the chili’s tonight 
 
meow:
shut up
 
ouiouibitch:
i wonder if one day a boy will hold me in his arms 
 
ouiouibitch:
that’s the only thing keeping me going 
 
hurricanetortilla:
by the power of gay
 
tintin:
im running solely on gay and spite 
 
hurricanetortilla:
i thought that said sprite and i was like, “yeah it be like that”
 
hurricanetortilla:
inject sprite into my bloodstream and i’ll be running for an hour
 
chimkin-nug:
excuse me sir you’re scheduled for your sprite injection 
 
meow:
like drugs???
 
ouiouibitch:
can you OD on sprite?
 
KanFuPanda:
Yes.
 
KanFuPanda:
Dont do drugs. Stay in school.
 
tintin:
thanks kan 
 
hurricanetortilla:
i just had cursed thought 
 
hurricanetortilla:
kan as cool cat
 
hurricanetortilla:
bc monoma is copy cat so its the family
 ouiouibitch: the anti aizawa and shinsou  EdgarAllanCrow: Please no 
chimkin-nug:
kan saves the kids
 
meow:
what?
 
hurricanetortilla
it was like a thing from 3 years ago, just search it up on youtube or smth 
 tintin: COOL CAT SAVES THE KIDS 
ouiouibitch:
nya 
 
meow:
this is why nobody likes you
 
ouiouibitch:
i’m a disappointment~~
 
chimkin-nug:
same
 
hurricanetortilla:
wow that’s relatable 
  
september - 11th - 2019

10:12 PM

avengers assemble

50 members
 
depressoespresso:
Help
 
depressoespresso:
Help
 
depressoespresso:
Help
 
hurricanekatrina:
r u ok??
 
SoccerMom:
Shinsou?
 
depressoespresso:
It’s Air Re
 
depressoespresso:
Air Re
 
depressoespresso:
Eddy
 
depressoespresso:
E rI
 
hurricanekatrina:
omg are you using speech to text 
 
depressoespresso:
I can’t spell
 
SoccerMom:
Are you in trouble Eri? Why are you up so late?
 
depressoespresso:
There is no adult
 
hurricanekatrina:
WHO LEFT THE BABY ALONE 
 
SoccerMom:
Is Aizawa with you? 
 
depressoespresso:
No. He’s out on patrol. I’m with Mike. Mike. Mic.
 
hurricanekatrina:
somebody teach this girl how to spell so she doesn’t have to use speech to text 
 
SoccerMom:
Then why did you say there was no adult supervision? 
 
depressoespresso:
There was a spider so Mic climbed on the table. Shinsou tried to kill it but it got to him first.
 
hurricanekatrina:
WHAT DOES THA TMEAN 
 
Defying-Uravity:
oh my god rip to hitoshi but i’m different
 
SoccerMom:
Sorry Eri. Please specify.
 
depressoespresso:
The spider crawled on him and so Mr. Mike threw a frying pan at him and he’s not waking up. 
 
hurricanekatrina:
WHAT THE FUCKKKK
 
Defying-Uravity:
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE THERES A CHILD 
 
hurricanekatrina:
sorry
 
Defying-Uravity:
is he like,,,dead??
 
sasuke:
how do you die from a frying pan?
 
Defying-Uravity:
don’t doubt shinsou 
 
depressoespresso:
Wait. Let me check. 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
,,,she has to check
 
DisneyPrincess:
is the spider ok??
 
hurricanekatrina:
priorities 
 
depressoespresso:
I don’t know. It ran away.
 
depressoespresso:
Shin Show is still breathing.
 
Defying-Uravity:
shin show,,
 
PrincessBubblegum:
wait i’m going to tell kaminari 
 
Defying-Uravity:
tell him to save his mans 
 
SoccerMom:
Is Mic okay?
 
depressoespresso:
Mic is alright. He’s still on the table. 
 
bongocat:
you need to capture the spider, take out his eyes, and make potions 
 
bongocat:
that’s how it works in minecraft 
 
hurricanekatrina:
r.i.p. mic 
 
Defying-Uravity:
so,, no english homework?? 
 
SoccerMom:
Is Shinsou in stable condition?
 hurricanekatrina: watch him get amnesia  
Defying-Uravity:
bro that’s how every romance movie/fanfiction starts 
 
sasuke:
the fact you compare a romance movie to a fanfiction
 
hurricanekatrina:
same difference 
 
bongocat:
lmao 
 
depressoespresso:
Oh no
 
Defying-Uravity:
eri what happened 
 
hurricanekatrina:
oh no
 
sasuke:
should i send mirio over?
 
depressoespresso:
I found the spider 
 
depressoespresso:
It’s on Mic’s leg. He’s passed out now.
 
SoccerMom:
Oh no
 
bongocat:
oh no 
 
Defying-Uravity:
SO NO ENGLISH HOMEWORK 
 
hurricanekatrina:
the child has been left alone 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
wait kaminari and i are coming over rn 
 
Defying-Uravity:
dude i wanna come 
 
PrincessBubblegum:
yknow where aizawa’s place is?
 
Defying-Uravity:
yah 
 
hurricanekatrina:
that’s pretty weird
 
PrincessBubblegum:
we raided aizawa’s place one time plus it’s on campus so it’s not far
 
PrincessBubblegum:
also uraraka bring mido and meet us there 
 
bongocat:
yo it’s 10:40 pm somebody is going to see you breaking in and call the cops
 
bongocat:
or just go ham on you themselves theyre all pro heroes
 
PrincessBubblegum:
i’ll take my chances 
 
SoccerMom:
Be careful
 
PrincessBubblegum:
careful is my middle name 
 
SoccerMom:
Not funny didn’t laugh
 
Defying-Uravity:
not laugh didn’t funny 
 
depressoespresso:
Pizza guy is at the door but Mr. Aizawa told me not to open the door for strangers
 
bongocat:
what a good father 
 sasuke: mr aizawa,,, my heart  
Defying-Uravity:
the poor pizza man
 
PrincessBubblegum:
WE’RE COMINGGG 
 
hurricanekatrina:
hurry the pizza is getting cold
 
PrincessBubblegum:
ok eri open the door. kami and i are at the door
 
hurricanekatrina:
the true heroes
 
bongocat:
how’s the pizza??
 
Defying-Uravity:
what kind of pizza is it i’m hungry 
 hurricanekatrina: pineapple on pizza  Defying-Uravity: i barfed  bongocat: its not that bad  Defying-Uravity: the textures r weird together umu DisneyPrincess: didn't we have this convo like a few chapters ago quit it  Defying-Uravity: ok lmao  
PrincessBubblegum:
OH SHIT THATS A TARANTULA WHY IS THERE A TARANTULA 
 
Defying-Uravith:
what
 
bongocat:
PROTECT THE PIZZA PROTECT THE PIZZA
 
SoccerMom:
Are you okay Ashido?
 
PrincessBubblegum:
i’m using kaminari as a human shield. there’s a fucking gigantic tarantula on the floor.
 
PrincessBubblegum:
both mic and shinsou are unconscious on the floor so it looks like the tarantula murdered them 
 Defying-Uravity: wait you serious  hurricanekatrina: mister tarantula you have the right to remain silent  
bongocat:
you know that one tik tok where it’s like “homophobes are secretly gays so arachnophobes are secretly spiders” yeah me too
 
sasuke:
why would you bring this to my attention 
 
bongocat:
r u a giant spider?
 
depressoespresso:
It's itsy bitsy spider
 
PrincessBubblegum:
there’s nothing itsy or bitsy about this spider
 
Defying-Uravity:
bro i’m finna scared now 
 
hurricanekatrina:
do karate. spiders don’t know karate 
 
SoccerMom:
How would a tarantula even get in?
 hurricanekatrina: omg its peter parker dont hurt him  Defying-Uravity: mido is running. im scared  
bongocat:
the spider-pocalypse has begun

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september - 17 - 20197:52 AMavengers assemble50 members depressoespresso: if anybody gets me caffeine i’ll fucking marry you  NoYoumi: you’re not dead from the spider thing  depressoespresso: i lived bitch  hagakurethefriendlyghost: r u ok depressoespresso: never  hagakurethefriendlyghost: ah legit  hagakurethefriendlyghost: also,, i literally just went to starbucks. dude you could’ve texted me depressoespresso: fuck you NoYoumi: so you’re saying that you’ll accept caffeine as a proposal depressoespresso: yeah and i’ll accept it  NoYoumi: just like eat a whole coffee bean  depressoespresso: i’ll consider it  DwayneJohnson: wELL I HAVE F A FRIEND NAME D SKKEDN F CKC octagon: i can translate  octagon: well i have a friend named skkednfckc  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: i have a friend named sksksk NoYoumi: mic you’re alive  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: well in the words of my boy™ "I LIVED BITCH" MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: traumatized? very. but i’m alive  hagakurethefriendlyghost: i can translate for mr the rock johnson hagakurethefriendlyghost: i have a friend named kaminari who’ll marry you because he’s Gay and thinks you’re cute  octagon: Gay™ MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: :00 tea  depressoespresso: what the fuck  DwayneJohnson: FUFFUFUCK YE AH monky: y’all really just exposed him like this  PrincessBubblegum: well you know what  PrincessBubblegum: if it entertains you, i would like to let you know that kaminari punched kirishima and then now bakugou being Big Boyfriend is fucking murdering kaminari. sero has the only braincell in our group and i’m crying call the police bakuno: Kzkflfmgm’slso n sdkwlw  PrincessBubblegum: bakugous phone just broke PrincessBubblegum: damn kami is dead now  NoYoumi: why does everybody keep dying  octagon: lack of self control hagakurethefriendlyghost: owo MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: wait kaminari no my other boy  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: rip  PrincessBubblegum: everybody is beating up kaminari i’m going to join  monky: what  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: that’s not very plus ultra of you  hagakurethefriendlyghost: one of those sad animal commercials but it’s kaminari  hagakurethefriendlyghost: this but kaminari

NoYoumi: THEY IGNORE ME WHEN I BEG AT THEIR FEET FOR FOOD  octagon:

monky: why are you two like this  hagakurethefriendlyghost: they ask how you are and you just have to say that you’re fine but you’re not fine but you can’t get into it because they would never understand  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: lmao i told hound dog about the kaminari massacre and he’ll go handle it it’s not my problem anymore  NoYoumi: but you were a witness  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: let only the strong survive  hagakurethefriendlyghost: go beyond plus ultra  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: tell kaminari it’s good practice for villain fighting  octagon: kaminari getting fucking murdered mic: ah yes, training time  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: ok fine i’ll go get my kid  monky: you two give me a headache and now you're giving mic a headache  hagakurethefriendlyghost: that’s not very nice of you ojiro. shinsou tell him that’s not nice  NoYoumi: i think he died  octagon: you said that kaminari thinks he’s cute and he fucking died  NoYoumi: you killed him hagakurethefriendlyghost: o shit sorry tintin: why does everyone bully kaminari  octagon: he’s the ua traitor hagakurethefriendlyghost: shouji ur mind  monky: mirio have you met kaminari NoYoumi: damn  hagakurethefriendlyghost: ojiro snapped  tintin: this is what i mean,, poor dude  tintin: is he still alive  hagakurethefriendlyghost: @mic or @mina is kaminari alive jessicarabbit: is ua just murdering each other  octagon: hunger games  FUCKgameofthrones: may the odds be ever in your favor  monky: i never signed up for this  NoYoumi: i’m glad i never signed up for this  hagakurethefriendlyghost: hey shouji go get aoyama and we can murder ojiro monky: wait what  NoYoumi: oh my god the UA hunger games have begun  FUCKgameofthrones: and so it starts    september - 19 - 20199:39 PMavengers assemble50 members ikazooku: i’m just going to lay on the floor with my bloody nose hoping to one day lose all of my blood and transcend to the astral plane  donttalktomeormycats: what the fuck  ikazooku: hey that’s what shinsou always says  ikazooku: ,,, the resemblance  bakuno: deku drink some fucking water and stick a goddamn tissue up your nose i don’t want to clean up your mess  ikazooku: ur not the boss of me  bakuno: i will wake up all might and tell him you’re slowly killing yourself  
ikazooku:
 
 
ikazooku: can you nurse me back to health kacchan  bakuno: fuck no  ikazooku: please  ikazooku: i love you  bakuno: i’m going to let you bleed out  donttalktomeormycats: bakugou go get him he’s a mess  bakuno: msnfnmgmg Mr.SteelYourGirl: angry keyboard slamming  biblediscussion/studymeeting: “but aizawaaa,,, i don’t want toooo” bongocat: do it whiny bitch  ikazooku: yeah come and get me bakubitch  biblediscussion/studymeeting: bakubitch,, i’m- ikazooku: lmao that’s what ashido and uraraka call him  Mr.SteelYourGirl: braver than any US Marines  bakuno: i’m coming but tell your boyfriend to get you next time   ikazooku: who? keanu reaves? Mr.SteelYourGirl: KEANUUU !  1b  actually just watched john wick last night  bongocat: his boyfriend is danny devito  bakuno: fucking uhhh  bakuno: icyhot bongocat: homeboy forgot his name for a sec oop bongocat: and it’s not even his actual name oop oop ikazooku: KDKFKDFMFNG  Mr.SteelYourGirl: slams keyboard in gay ikazooku: ehs. not my boyfriend  biblediscussion/studymeeting: that’s what they all say  bakuno: sounds fake but ok bakuno: now get off the ground and off of your phone and drink the fucking water you’re delusional and loosing blood and dehydrated  ikazooku: sorry i don’t listen to people who spread fake news about me  RyanReynolds: clickbait RyanReynolds: i make the fuck out with todoroki (not clickbait)  toad: i’d click  Mr.SteelYourGirl: lmao ur gay komori  toad: choke on your spit and die  ikazooku: kAmInARI! ikazooku: you haven’t been texting in the gc,,, RyanReynolds: ehhhhh bakuno: it was 1 day ikazooku: i missed youuu :(( RyanReynolds: i missed you too RyanReynolds: now drink some water you dehydrated shit  Mr.SteelYourGirl: jc you’re so aggressive RyanReynolds: war hardens a man  Mr.SteelYourGirl: did i miss something? RyanReynolds: everybody straight up decided it was "fuck kaminari" day and killed me  toad: it’s almost halloween which means it’s almost the skeleton war  thisbreadtinyYEAST: skeletons are mean  thisbreadtinyYEAST: one shot me in minecraft just yesterday and i cried about it for 5 minutes  thisbreadtinyYEAST: i thought i hurt its feelings so it attacked me but kirishima told me they’re just bullies  biblediscussion/studymeeting: we don’t stan bullying  biblediscussion/studymeeting: wait before i forget  
biblediscussion/studymeeting changed their username to buddiesdoingsocialmedia
 buddiesdoingsocialmedia: sorry ignore the username change anyway we don’t sister stan  donttalktomeormycats: i despise you dont say that  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: that’s homophobic  donttalktomeormycats: what the fuck buddiesdoingsocialmedia: i’ll get my girlfriend to kill you  donttalktomeormycats: bitch i fucking introduced you to your girlfriend  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: fuk you bongocat wait wait speaking of your girlfren, i heard that you guys have a pro hero gc add me  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: oh yeah it’s chaotic as fuck  thisbreadtinyYEAST: we already have like 100 people thisbreadtinyYEAST: did you know that the washing machine hero grows marajuana  thisbreadtinyYEAST: edgeshot has done some real weird shit too buddiesdoingsocialmedia: oh yeah you bet  thisbreadtinyYEAST: oh and there’s this smaller, lesser known hero and she’s the coolest you’ll love her. we've become best friends in like 2 weeks Mr.SteelYourGirl: :(( i want to be in the hero chat  Mr.SteelYourGirl: i got a license :((( toad: can we fuckin crash it  RyanReynolds: bet  donttalktomeormycats: no donttalktomeormycats: 21 and older bongocat: damn eraser shut that down real fast  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: shouta ur cool dad status has been revoked toad: age is just a number  ikazooku: NO ! don’t say that  toad: you’re dyhadrated shush bakuno: thats not how you spell dehydrated  toad: lmao nerd  bakuno: WHAT THE FUCKFM DID YOU SAY  Mr.SteelYourGirl: fuckfm bongocat: https://youtu.be/UpMpZqfA9EU   thisbreadtinyYEAST: oH? RyanReynolds: fuckfm proudgamer: bakugou voice: hAAHH? bakuno: fuck you proudgamer: i make your fucking gear don’t talk to me  the-chat-goddess: why do you guys always tease bakugou  Mr.SteelYourGirl: mindless entertainment  proudgamer: easy target  RyanReynolds: revenge  ikazooku: after all of these years i just thought that was how we showed our friendship  proudgamer: YO MIDORIYA  bongocat: lmao what the fuck  bakuno: hey,, ikazooku: no i’m kidding lmao thisbreadtinyYEAST: i’m concerned quick somebody bring in some comedy  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: kowalski vibe check  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: vibe is whatever this radiates 
 
thisbreadtinyYEAST: same  september - 21 - 20191:40 PMavengers assemble50 members Defying-Uravity: guys i just choked on my boba  ouiouibitch: the world’s smallest violin  Defying-Uravity: which makes me wonder,, if youre choking and you’re by yourself what do you do  ouiouibitch: god cant hear you now  chimkin-nug: you kind of just like thrust yourself into a table  chimkin-nug: like heimlich yourself with a table  DwayneJohnson: hawks,, you have so much knowledge  chimkin-nug: of course, i’m your elder  Defying-Uravity: very wise  ouiouibitch: i think it’s very important for you to know that tokoyami just yelled, “sounds like a bunch of shit” EdgarAllanCrow: You goddamn snitch ouiouibitch: i live to annoy  chimkin-nug: toko what the fuck  chimkin-nug: i’m very wise  jessicarabbit: yesterday we were doing a mock interview and when asked “do you have a type?” you responded with “yeah. i’m attracted to assholes and assholes only. i’m asshole-sexual” chimkin-nug: and your point is  hurricanetortilla: that’s very wise i don’t know what you’re talking about  Defying-Uravity: “i’m asshole-sexual” -hawks  AfricaByTotoroki: A political statement  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand pro hero, Hawks. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical bullshit most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Hawks’ nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from reddit and twitter jokes, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike him truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Hawks’ existential catchphrase "I’m Asshole-sexual," which itself is a cryptic reference to probably a random tumblr post. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Hawks’ genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂 And yes, by the way, i DO have a Hawks tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎 hurricanetortilla: BR OOO IS THIS THE RICK AND MORTY COPYPASTA DwayneJohnson: the absolute dedication put into this  jessicarabbit: those will be my last words when i die  Defying-Uravity: hawks: *flies behind you* nothing personal kid  chimkin-nug: this is my legacy now and i love it  chimkin-nug: can i like adopt all of you kids  AfricaByTotoroki: Yes twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: LDKDKF THAT WAS SUCH A FAST RESPONSE  AfricaByTotoroki: Take me away   Defying-Uravity: please take care of todoroki he’s the goodest of boys  chimkin-nug: miruko i’m starting a family  jessicarabbit: i know your lack of a parental figure has led you to want to care for some random kids i understand  chimkin-nug: thanks  DwayneJohnson: todoroki for best boy 2020 AfricaByTotoroki: That’s how politics work right  hurricanetortilla: wait horse girl that’s how democracy works right  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: yeah but most politicians are straight white males but you do have a slim chance  jessicarabbit: goddammit  AfricaByTotoroki: I’m at least one of those ! :) twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: todoroki would make a good president  AfricaByTotoroki: There is one law: be kind to all living beings except mosquitos  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: see what i mean  imnjustalittlecreacher: upon seeing you refer to pony as “horse girl” i can’t stop thinking about those tik toks about horse girls  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: as somebody who’s lived in the US, horse girls are not rare  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: if you were an “animal lover” you were either a horse girl or a warrior cats fan or you drew anthropomorphic animals DwayneJohnson: i don’t know what warrior cats is but at this point i’m scared to ask twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: as you should  twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: anyway i know vsco jokes are outdated but setsuna is a vsco girl iamnjustalittlecreacher: came for my throat  iamnjustalittlecreacher: i’ve been using reusable bottles for 5 years stfu jessicarabbit: and that’s good, please take care of our planet because pollution is a real issue in our world and we need to take action for our rapidly dying planet  jessicarabbit: this has been a psa. now don’t forget to get that alien ass thank you gaymers Defying-Uravity: we stan  hurricanetortilla: we’re playing chess and miruko is the queen  iamnjustalittlecreacher: thanks for defending me ms rabbit chimkin-nug: wow guys i love my best friend  ouiouibitch: todoroki as president and miruko as vice president  ouiouibitch: not of america, of the whole planet  DwayneJohnson: aoyama you’re a genius  jessicarabbit: i could clear my weekend sure  Defying-Uravity: damn miruko could step on me and i’d thank her  Defying-Uravity: we love one lesbian queen  jessicarabbit: BCDMMFNF jessicarabbit: vice president of the planet, queen of lesbians ouiouibitch: go off miruko AfricaByTotoroki: We must meet up and talk about Politics. jessicarabbit: meet you at kfc, lukewarm water  Defying-Uravity: lukewarm water,,,  iamnjustalittlecreacher: mr dasani twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: dont disrespect our president like that  Defying-Uravity: yeah setsuna iamnjustalittlecreacher: i’m sorry AfricaByTotoroki: Please, refer to me as  
AfricaByTotoroki changed their username to Mr.TotorokiByAfrica
 ouiouibitch: hes playing a whole different game from the rest of us peasants   twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: totoroki by africa,,,  chimkin-nug: i bless the rains down in totoroki  Defying-Uravity: your wisdom blows me away hawks

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heavy manga spoilers(244)!! please skip this chapter if you're an anime-only. 
 
september - 25 - 2019

2:36 PM

avengers assemble

50 members

DwayneJohnson:
i miss class 1b already

Mr.SteelYourGirl:

AirpodHater:
ffs we'll be on the trip for ONE weekend

SoccerMom:
Jirou, don’t be rude

AirpodHater:
,,, sorry

DwayneJohnson:
:)

AirpodHater:
dont say it

DwayneJohnson:
i wont, i’m not kaminari

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
wait what

DwayneJohnson: (whipped)

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
:00 jIROU??

AirpodHater:

tetsutetsu

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
i wont say anything because you’re painfully obvious lmao

AirpodHater:
i’m going to commit manslaughter

bakuno:
god me too

DwaymeJohnson:
BAKUBABE !! HII

SoccerMom:
I’m lost. What are we talking about?

AirpodHater:
they’re talking about dumb shit

DwayneJohnson:
don’t worry about it

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
i’m not good with secrets

bakuno:
you all are terrible at this

bakuno:
ears, you’re a fucking coward go do it

AirpodHater:
screw you

SoccerMom:
Hey, leave her alone.

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
bakubully

DwayneJohnson:
NFKFFKKDKF STOP

AirpodHater:
kirishima get your dog

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
i’ve never seen somebody so angry all the time damn bb who hurt you

bakuno:
do you want a fucking list or something

FUCKgameofthrones:
baby,, is you ok

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
are any of us ok really

SoccerMom:
I’m concerned but also me too

DwayneJohnson:
babe i’m coming over to hold your hand

bakuno:
fucking bet

AirpodHater:
stop being wholesome for one minute you fuckers
 DwayneJohnson: NO i am in LOVE jirou, you wouldn't UNDERSTAND

sasuke:
god i wish i could relate

tintin:
bitch

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
mOTHERFUCKER IVE NEVER FELT MORE BETRAYED

tintin:
no more cuddles. end of discussion

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
the most impactful of threats

Defying-Uravity:
not to be bisexual on main but i wish i could be cuddled

Defying-Uravity:
i want somebody to hold me in their fucking arms and thats the mood for tonight kids

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
amen sister

ducktape:
me, an aro: i guess i'll cuddle this roomba

Defying-Uravtiy:
PFPFOF ICONIC

tintin:
not that i need it because i love my wonderful partners, but what if you could pay people to cuddle you and like tell you reassuring things

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
that kind of sounds like you’re telling me to hire a girlfriend

tintin:
sure

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
i will give hugs and cuddles for free

DwayneJohnson:
if my boyfriend wasn’t sitting in my lap right now i’d sign up immediately for fatgum hugs, best types of hugs

sasuke:
^

Defying-Uravity:
i want a fatgum hug. they’re soft and warm

ducktape:
:00 one day i would like to experience that

FUCKgameofthrones:
i would pay good money for a fatgum hug

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
so what i’m getting from you guys, quit my job as a hero and become a professional hugger

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
yeah pretty much

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
a foolproof plan

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
those villains would never see it coming

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
i’m the friendship hero

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
my little pony

tintin:
I AM THE SAND GUARDIAN, GUARDIAN OF THE SAND

ducktape:
“how did you defeat this hero?” “oh, yknow, the power of friendship.”

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
i wish my quirk was just being a magical girl

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
i want a free outfit whenever i fight and sparkle powers and the power of pretty girls and their friendship

DwayneJohnson:
that sounds so badass

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
fuck yeah it does

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
if you could choose your quirk what would you choose

Defying-Uravity:
the power to eradicate 100% of germs

DwayneJohnson:
JDKFKFNF

ducktape:
the power to create a toothpaste that 10 out of 10 dentists would recommend

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
a quirk to find area 52

tintin:
wait hear me out

tintin:
what if my quirk was just making others burst into musical

AirpodHater:
??

Defying-Uravity:
wait ok elaborate

tintin:
like villains are attacking but wait i can make them sing and dance so they’ll stop murder

sasuke:
wha

tintin
NO! like,, villain is approaching but i’ll just make them do crazy flips instead like from newsies

yourworstfuckingnightmare:
make them belt out random songs

tintin:
exactly!

ducktape:
and then they would quit crime and become opera singers

ducktape:
and go to broadway

DwayneJohnson:
quirk to create the weirdest diversions

AirpodHater:
what the fuck would that even be

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
OH MY GOD BUT WHATS THAT

OVER THERE

Defying-Uravity: you want my money???! go get it! then you run in the other direction  Defying-Uravity: !!! quirk to take your attacker to the secondary location 
 
DwayneJohnson: "oh shit it’s a dog that looks like bob ross that sings kpop" and then you make it appear and then when they're listening to bob ruff sing in korean, you knock them out

bakuno:
what the fuck goes on in your mind

DwayneJohnson:
yknow i don’t even know

FUCKgameofthrones:
quirk to make every single lgbtqia+ member and ally happy and validated

Defying-Uravity:
amen take me to church

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
yeehaw

AirpodHater:
the strongest ability

DwayneJohnson:
most powerful quirk

tintin:
your catchphrase would be, "don't worry! i'll always be bi your side"

sasuke:
oh god

thisbreadtinyYEAST:
noooo

Defying-Uravity:
you would be a villain who's quirk is to make corny puns that kill people

tintin:
yknow what, i'll take that

Mr.SteelYourGirl:
its ok jirou,,, your feelings are 100% validated because of ryukyu's quirk.

AirpodHater:
YOU BETTER SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPEN TONIGHT FUCKER

september - 25 - 2019

10:23 PM

composed gays

3 members

the-chat-goddess:
it’s funny how in the main chat they think they smooth lmao we done did knew jirou be crushing on you

SoccerMom:
KENDOU WHAT DO I DO

the-chat-goddess:
i mean tetsu isn’t even hiding it lmao

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
Yaoyorozu, you’re not living up to our group chat name

SoccerMom:
Hey, I’m having a crisis, can you lay off.

the-chat-goddess:
todoroki, you’ll understand eventually with a certain somebody in your class

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: what

the-chat-goddess:
aww baby

SoccerMom:
They really think I’m as oblivious as Todoroki

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
You guys can bully me behind my back when I'm not online. I don’t want to hear it right now.

the-chat-goddess:
TODOROKI

SoccerMom:
WAIT KENDOU WHAT DO I DO

the-chat-goddess:
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE THE DISTINGUISHED LESBIAN 
 SoccerMom: IM HAVING A FUCKING CRISIS ITSUKA  the-chat-goddess: OKAY DONT SWEAR AT ME

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
You could ask her out to KFC and I’m pretty sure she’d accept

the-chat-goddess:
^^

SoccerMom:
I think I’m overthinking this, am I overthinking this??

the-chat-goddess:
i swear you guys looked into each other’s eyes lovingly and held hands before

SoccerMom:
I have no comment.

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
Have any of you seen Midoriya’s eyes?

the-chat-goddess:
at this point i cant tell if you’re playing or not

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
:)

SoccerMom:
Todoroki, you will always be a mystery to me

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
Just the way I intended it

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
No, but seriously, you should talk to her when we take that weekend trip

SoccerMom:
We’ll see.

the-chat-goddess:
1-b is going to be going somewhere else since there isn't enough room in the hotel for the entire hero course but i'll support you in spirit

SoccerMom:
Thanks

the-chat-goddess:
anything for you bb now get some sleep 
 SoccerMom: Okay. Sorry at snapping at you.  the-chat-goddess: its all good, dont even sweat it

Mr.TotorokiByAfrica:
Lets go lesbians

september - 27 - 2019

5:49 PM

“the backbone of this society”

135 members

BrickAndMorty:
If I have to hear one more student complain on this goddamn plane, I will break somebody

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
i don’t know that sounds like a you problem

gayjoke:
MEGA OOF

gayjoke:
just tell them you’re going to throw them off of the plane mid-flight for hero training that’s what i do

donttalktomeormycats:
what the fuck

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
i’m so in love with you

lightningmcqueen:
why threaten them when you can actually do it. throw them off the plane, do it you coward

bigger-than-your-future:
don’t like your child?? throw them away

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
my parents to me

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
oh hunny

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
shut the fuck up karen

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
PSOCKFNC DUDE

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
im fucking tired don't "hunny" me when im making a self-depricating joke

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
but you pulled the karen card on me

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
im exhausted 
 buddiesdoingsocialmedia: DUDE ME TOO

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
try managing three jobs

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
plus i get plane sick so im fucking dying right now

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
babe sit by me

donttalktomeormycats:
no. you’re going to throw up on me

bigger-than-your-future:
you think your life is hard im a junior wearing size 13 nikes. mens size 13

gayjoke: aizawa, you have to make sacrifices for love

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
SHOUTA THAT WAS ONE TIME

donttalktomeormycats:
my hoodie smelt like barf for a month

lightningmcqueen:
tell my brother to sit by you

lightningmcqueen:
wait i’ll text him

lightningmcqueen:
he said fuck off

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
he did not

lightningmcqueen:
ur right he didn’t but he’s sitting by his friends so

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
SCREW FRIENDS I CHANGED THAT KID’S DIAPERS BEFORE HE KNEW WHAT FRIENDS WERE I WAS THE TRUE MVP

bigger-than-your-future:
respect the drip karen

woodyoukindlyfuckoff:
stop making tik tok references im going to kill you personally

bigger-than-your-future: 😡🐜

woodyoukindlyfuckoff:
see, like what does that even mean?

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
mic, i understand now. my 3000 iq brain is finally working. you’re the embarrassing uncle of the family

donttalktomeormycats:
oh god

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
which makes me the wine aunt

lightningmcqueen:
you guys aren’t allowed to see my brother anymore i don’t trust you guys

donttalktomeormycats:
we are his teachers

BrickAndMorty:
If I had the choice, I wouldn’t see any of the students

BrickAndMorty: I'd just watch those weird american shows where they find houses for white families for the rest of my days.

gayjoke:
oh hell yeah

gayjoke:
me but with queer eye

bigger-than-your-future:
god i love queer eye

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
whenever i go over to her place i just hear, “OH JONATHAN HONEY, FIX THIS MOTHERFUCKER.” and "YOU'RE DOING GREAT KARAMO SWEETIE"

gayjoke:
my own girlfriend

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
ngl queer eye is the good shit

donttalktomeormycats:
you called twilight a cinematic masterpiece. do i trust your judgement?

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
SHUDURHSHR UP

lightningmcqueen:
that’s a sin and a half

bigger-than-your-future:
i vaguely remember i almost killed somebody for saying team edward in my teenage years

gayjoke:
that’s somewhat iconic honestly

BrickAndMorty:
Fukukado, your advice didn’t work. I told the students that I would throw them out of the plane and now they’re trying to do that themselves

BrickAndMorty:
Somebody please help the 2nd years I’m too old for this shit

MYLONGESTYEAHBOI:
where are you? i want to jump out of the plane too

buddiesdoingsocialmedia:
MIC NO

gayjoke: we can have a rave on the plane while children jump out of said plane

bigger-than-your-future:
the party dont stop until i walk off (of this plane)

donttalktomeormycats:
honestly me too

september - 28 - 2019

11:30 AM

LOVE MUFFIN

8 members

MagicMan:
Giran, where did your group wander off to? We can’t find you guys

imdoingmybest:
we were watching a show about whales

deadpool:
it was all in english and i didn’t understand shit

deadpool:
you thought i paid attention in school?

deadpool:
i am filled with love not knowledge

MagicMan:
Ok, but where are you now?

thottie:
now we’re getting bubble tea

imascalieowo:
wait i want boba!! bitch what the fuck

thottie:
should’ve came with us 😔😔

thottie:
sucks to be you

deadpool:
you can have a sip of mine spinner

imdoingmybest:
where are you guys?

MagicMan:
I’m outside getting a cup of coffee, Shigaraki and Spinner are in the gift shop

crustybitch:
why the fuck did we even come here? it’s hot and sticky

imdoingmybest:
everything is mostly inside you whiny bitch

thottie:
how ungrateful, your sugar daddy got us tickets to a tropical island and you don’t want to enjoy it smh

deadpool:
SMH

thottie:
YOU ARE THE MOST UNAPPRECIATIVE SUGAR BABY

crustybitch:
ok, i thought we’d spend the entire day in a resort or something not some dumb aquarium 
 deadpool: its an ocean center excuse you

thottie:
wOAH GET YOUR NEGATIVE ATTITUDE AWAY FROM THE FISH WHAT DID THEY DO TO DESERVE THIS YOU CHAPSTICK HOE

thottie:
on another note, these paper straws are disgusting

thottie:
this is bullshit

thottie:
save the motherfucking turtles but not like this

deadpool:
chief this aint it

imdoingmybest:
yeah the paper gets all soggy and its in your mouth

imdoingmybest:
its literally like eating paper

imascalieowo:
i’m more pissed about the fact that they had the AUDACITY of selling cute dog bow ties that have starfishes on it but they're $50 i dont have that type of money on me

imascalieowo:
shigaraki has the credit card but he refuses to buy the bowties for me 
 deadpool: rip  thottie: you could've put the dog bowtie on re-destro because he's shiggy's bitch- crustybitch: im going to slit your fucking throat

imascalieowo:
you know what, i've come to the conclusion that rich people annoy the fuck out of me

crustybitch:
then steal from them

thottie:
god that’s my kind of attitude

deadpool:
you can steal from people after i look at the sharks because i don’t want to be kicked out thank you very much

thottie:
then don’t associate yourself with us. stay with giran

thottie:
shuichi, grab shiggy and meet me by the tide pool. there’s a lot of rich old people here. we can pickpocket their shit

imascalieowo:
OH HELL YEAH

imascalieowo:
BE GAY DO CRIMES

crustybitch:
see this is my type of vacation

MagicMan:
At this point, I’m not surprised

MagicMan: Just don’t get in trouble

MagicMan:
I don’t want to bail you guys out of jail because Shigaraki has all the big money

imascalieowo:
we’re professional criminals don’t worry

imdoingmybest:
professional criminals has the same energy as professional gamers.

MagicMan:
The thing they have in common is they both don't exist

imascalieowo:
jokes on you i’m both

crustybitch:
you’re not a professional gamer

imascalieowo:
well you’re a professional bitch because i am a professional gaymer

crustybitch changed their name to professionalcrustybitch

professionalcrustybitch:
what the fuck

professionalcrustybitch:
i told you to stop hacking the app

imascalieowo:
whoops my hand slipped

thottie:
guys i stole this old white man’s watch

thottie:
what if it’s real gold

imdoingmybest:
was the man balding?

thottie:
yeah

imdoingmybest:
then yes it’s real gold

thottie:
OH SWEET

deadpool:
can we make actual goldfish

thottie:
what do you mean? like

edible

actual gold in the shape of fish

deadpool:
yeah and we can sell them here because it's an aquarium. the vibes. think of the vibes.

imascalieowo:
this gold gives off some fairly interesting vibes

deadpool:
its all about the vibes

professionalcrustybitch:
americans are dumb they'll eat that shit up

professionalcrustybitch:
they believe in anti-vaxx, they'll believe in anything

deadpool:
but they also made cheesecake factory so dont shit on them too much

imdoingmybest:
high intelligence low wisdom

imascalieowo:
hey in our next dnd campaign im going to invent a new race called: american and im going to play as an american barbarian with a gun

thottie:
then i get to play as an australian bard with a didgeridoo

professionalcrustybitch:
thats not a real word

thottie:
it is

deadpool:
lets make a gold didgeridoo

imascalieowo:
then we start a band

thottie:
god i nominate myself for the kazoo

imascalieowo:
i can play a mean triangle 
 deadpool: what about a nice triangle  thottie: yeah why is he mean spinner

imascalieowo:
WAIT GUYS HOLD ON 
 imdoingmybest: oh my god they fucking died  thottie: aNd I oOp-

imascalieowo:
uHHH WE'LL MEET YOU OUTSIDE, WE'RE BEING KICKED OUT

MagicMan:
I gave you one rule.

deadpool:
SPINNER WHAT THE FUCK

crustybitch:
no it was me

deadpool:
that doesn't surprise me either

imdoingmybest:
of course

crustybitch:
i disintegrated a small dog that was in this lady's purse

crustybitch:
to be fair i didn't even see it. i was just trying to grab her wallet
 
crustybitch:
but these guys are sensitive to quirk-usage so
 crustybitch: oh and also the fact i killed the fucking dog

deadpool:
NO NOT THE DOG 
 imascalieowo: he was wearing the starfish bowtie

thottie:
oh my god. i'll be out in a bit i have a few spare hundred bills on me i could bribe you guys out. hold on

imdoingmybest:
shigaraki, just show them your money. the west will let anybody go if they're high status

deadpool:
that may just be america but that will work

MagicMan:
You all are hopeless.

thottie:
i think its spelled hoepless

MagicMan:
Just go bail them out.

~~~

God, if only this moment could last.

Hawks could stay here for hours, sitting on the rocky shore with golden light shining down on his face and a can of coffee in his hand. He didn’t want to go back and deal with the shit he had wormed his way in. He didn't want to leave this place although it was hot and sticky and humid. It was quiet and distant from everything else. 
 
The fact he was invited anyway was strange. Why was he invited anyway? Well, maybe it was the 20 tiny eyes he had on his wings that would watch the ex-League of Villains. Or perhaps they were the ones watching him, making sure he didn’t do any traitorous shit or whatever. Did he even have a choice now?

He took a sip out of the can, watching crabs scurry out of the way as waves crashed into the rocks, the water, barely reaching him. It would be amazing if these stupid micro-camera fuckers weren’t waterproof. They are if you were wondering. He’s tried every single way he could to non-discreetly break them. These shits were too well-made for Hawks’ liking. He let out an exasperated sigh.

Hawks looked to his right where none other then the villain, Dabi was sitting next to him.  The villain was looking out as the tide broke into the shore, his mind lost at sea. The orange light of the setting sun highlighted his burns. It made it possible to see that faint shimmer of light in his cold eyes. It kissed the top of his head, leaving streaks of gold in his dark hair. He didn’t look real, he looked like a mirage, something out of a dream.

Dabi hadn’t left his side all day. Ever since he had wandered around the aquarium with Hawks, he hadn’t seemed to want to leave. Hawks didn’t know what to make of it. Maybe Dabi just didn’t have anywhere else to go. Well, it didn’t bother him. Dabi had actually been quiet the entire time. Hawks tried to start up a conversation at numerous points of the day, but they would always turn into awkward silence.  It wasn’t unnerving though. It actually left him alone to think about what to do. Thankfully, the villain hadn’t bothered Hawks in the slightest. Hawks actually enjoyed the company. At least he didn’t have to make any stupid hero reports about the infiltration mission. With Dabi following him around like a lost puppy, he wouldn't know how to answer that call. Well, he physically couldn’t because of those dumb transplants. Stupid fucking Liberation Army or whatever dumb name they go by now.

“What are you looking at bird brain?”

Oh. He had forgotten that his gaze was still lingered on Dabi. His mind must’ve wandered off.

Hawks diverted his eyes quickly before smoothly responding with, “Oh, you know, enjoying the view.”

Out the corner of his eye, he could see Dabi scowl deeply. Dabi didn’t say anything else for a while, just throwing rocks into the ocean as Hawks hummed to himself, running his fingers across the jagged edges of the rock. Dabi had been looking more tired than normal, Hawks had noticed. His confident demeanor had worn away and creases in his forehead were now visual. Hawks couldn’t tell if there were any bags under his eyes due to the burns, but he saw how Dabi’s eyes dropped. If it was about this newfound alliance with the Liberation Army, he could empathize with the fatigue.

Dabi threw another rock into the ocean before finally speaking up again in a quiet, weary voice, “I never used to go to the beach a lot.”

“Why?” Hawks turned to look at Dabi. He looked like an absolute wreck.

Dabi shrugged, “Father was a fucking prick. Mom had her own things. Never had the opportunity to.”

This was strange. Dabi never talked about his family. It was a closed off topic for him.  He’d only mention them when he was downright wasted. Hawks had always speculated what Dabi’s family would be like. Did they know what their son was doing now? What was his childhood like? Where did he get these scars?

Hawks felt a playful smile spread across his face, “I could beat up your dad for you. I have a bone to pick with douchebag fathers.”

That bought a sly grin from Dabi, “Oh, my hero,” he let out a small laugh which startled Hawks. Was he capable of that? “You wouldn’t though. You’re too good for that.” Hawks lingered on that for a moment. Was he? It felt like he was constantly doing the wrong thing.

“Well,” Hawks said, his voice lowering, “there are a lot of things you don’t know about me.”

Hawks swore he saw Dabi physically shiver. Another wave crashed into the shore, spraying the faintest bit of water on his wings. The smell of the salty ocean filled his nose. The sun slowly sunk out of the sky, reaching towards the ocean horizon, displaying rays of orange and yellow onto the water. It was beautiful. He never really did get to spend times like these either. It’s a nice change of pace.

The sound of a car thundered by ,ruining the quiet moment. The two were sitting off of the street by the ocean. Hawks had picked up pizza at a quaint little place by the shore and when coming out of the small shop, he found Dabi sitting on the rocks. He had joined shortly after. He didn’t have a choice. Only Dabi could drive the car they had rented. Illegally, but that wasn’t the point. Dabi was his ride and Hawks couldn’t fly back to the hotel due to the strict quirk ban on this island. Hey, Hawks never found a use for driving, he had wings, goddammit.

“What was your mother like?”

Hawks immediately regretted asking the question as Dabi began to tense up. He could tell it was a sensitive topic, but curiosity had gotten the better of him. Here Dabi was, open and vulnerable, Hawks could worm some information out of him. To these dumb cameras, it would only look like a conversation. However, the conversation starter might’ve worked with somebody else, but maybe it wasn’t a good idea to ask the walking firecracker who was already edgy about his dark angsty past. Dabi had closed his eyes, breathing in sharply through gritted teeth. Hawks was ready for Dabi to snap at him or push him into the water or something. It was a quiet for a while, with only the sound of seabirds and the crashing of waves to fill empty silence.

Dabi eventually answered, “Well. She was kind,” he stopped, unsure of himself. Hawks could tell he was lost for words. “Uh- well, she- she used to make Hokkaido bread whenever I came home from school. They were really fucking delicious.” He chuckled quietly to himself. Hawks let a small smile peak out.

“She would always sing me to sleep. She would do that for all of us, really,” He trailed off for a little bit before perking up, “Oh, and she’s the strongest woman I know. Fuck. Some days, she took the brunt of my asshole-father’s rage, but she always stood up for me and my brother,” his voice was soft and heartfelt, two things Hawks didn’t know Dabi could express.

Hawks wasn’t really expecting an answer from him. Life before the League was always a cagey topic for Dabi. Last time he asked, he nearly got burnt to a crisp. In this moment right now, Dabi was actually being genuine with him, like they were old friends sharing a story. So Hawks listened as if it was an old friend telling a story. He nodded his head eagerly and listened with a dazed expression. You could see that glimmer in Dabi’s eyes whenever he talked about his family, it was something dear to him. So, why was he telling Hawks this? Was it because of the fatigue? Or maybe he just trusted Hawks? That second one made his gut twist.

“Quit looking at me like that. Close your goddamn mouth.” Ah, there he is, he's back. Hawks did as he was told. “Jesus, you look like that fucking fish at the aquarium.”

A laugh escaped Hawks’ mouth, “The fish at the aquarium?”

Dabi’s face was flushed. Or maybe that was just the light from the sun setting. “Yeah, you know those stupid fish we saw today with their mouths opening and closing, making them look like idiots. That’s what you look like.”

“I didn’t know you were even paying attention, to be honest.”

The corner of Dabi's lip quirked upward, “I pay attention to a lot of things,” He flashed Hawks a lazy grin, “Maybe there’s a lot of things you don’t know about me.”

With that, Dabi stood up and made his way to the car, carefully stepping over rocks and making sure he didn’t fall. Hawks was left out on the shore, somewhat stunned. What the fuck just happened? What was that? He listened to the waves a bit longer before getting up and leaving.
 
Dabi was sitting in the car, waiting for him. Hawks was a bit surprised to be honest. He was half-expecting the villain to leave him, he was prepared to catch an Uber back to the hotel. It kind of touched his heart that Dabi had waited for him. Maybe there was a lot of things Hawks didn’t know about him.

~~~

From:
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To:
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FWD:
paranormal liberation army fronts and reports

September 29, 2019 at 9:13 AM

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From:
Re-Destro

<[email protected]>

Date:
September 28, 2019 at 1:55:04 AM HST

To:
[email protected]

Subject:
Message to all Front-Running PLF Members

Skeptic,

If you don’t mind, please forward this to whoever is included in the sheet below. Due to unexpected events, assignments have been changed and security has been increased. I also have special assignments to a few of our higher ranking members. New windows were opened.

But as always, please be alert. All of you.

Paranormal Liberation Front.docx

3.8 MB 
 ~~~Oh god.  
Hawks was in deep shit. He had been waiting at his airport gate when he got the email. He was leaving the resort a bit early due to his responsibilities as a hero. Or an unintentional spy. Or what-the-fuck-ever. 
 
He actually almost choked on a french fry upon receiving the news. He cleared his throat of stale potatoes as he continued reading the message sent. Some Liberation Army fucker got him a seat at the Global Hero Conference. What the fuck. He couldn’t go to that. Not only was it boring as hell but a lot of top secret, confidential shit went down there. There was no way he could swagger on in with 20 fucking micro-cameras on him. He couldn’t just deny the invitation though. That would make him look suspicious. They were tracking his every move now. They'd definitely think it weird if he denied this ultra rare opportunity to get a fuck ton of information. 
 
However, there was no way to get out of the mess he got himself in. He

could

openly ask for help, but what would happen after that? The Paranormal Liberation Front wouldn’t trust any other hero into their ranks again. Another mission like this was highly unlikely. Hawks was their best shot considering how big of a threat they've grown to. Plus, the Paranormal Liberation Front already know too much about him. Where he lives, what his credit card number is, who he’s friends with. Hypothetically, they could ruin his life if they saw him as a threat. 
 
He was trapped. Like a fucking bird in a cage. He was behind bars, like a little songbird on a perch. His beak was shut. His wings were clipped. His legs, shackled. He couldn’t fly his way out of this one.
 
Oh God. Is this the point he’s come to? Coming up with stupid analogies? Fuck, he really was helpless. 
 
He shook his head. No, but seriously, what was he meant to do? There was no safety protocols for when you become an evil organization’s puppet. What was the Hero Public Safety Commission expecting from him now? He had a responsibility, but he’d rather not lose his life. That wasn’t quite ideal. 
 
He ran through a mental list of solutions. He couldn’t exactly tell anybody about what was going on, for obvious fucking reasons. He’s tried taking these damn things off which didn't work. He can’t ask to take them off, that’d be too sketchy and he’d need a good reason to. What else was there to do? Hawks sighed and munched sadly on a cold fry. He was backed into a corner. He needed to find a way out. He had to come up with something. Fast
 
“We are now boarding Zone 1 at this moment.” That’s his cue. 
 
Hawks gathered up his bags and made his way to the line that was forming. He shoved his bag of greasy fast food into his luggage and pulled out his boarding pass. He’d find a way out of this. Eventually. For now, he’ll just have to keep playing this game and hope somebody picked up on the fact that something was wrong or until he found a way out. He’d be a sitting duck for the time being. He let out a long sigh while he walked down the jetway, head hung in shame. What the hell did he get himself into?

----- CHAPTER BREAK -----

october-1-20199:36 PMavengers assemble50 members monky: whoever “spooky scary skeleton” is, can you please stop airdropping me spooktober memes  iamnjustalitlecreacher: are they sending shivers down your spine? Kermit: Are the shrieking skulls shocking your skull? EdgarAllanCrow: Sealing your doom tonight  LeggyForEggy: Please do not start a lyric chain LeggyForEggy: We don’t want another Fallen Kingdom incident again  Kermit: Didn’t the chatroom crash? LeggyForEggy: Yes iamnjustalitlecreacher: THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN  
Kermit:

iamnjustalittlecreacher: idubbbz voice: iM gAy Kermit: That *IS* the pose and I’m disappointed for not seeing that sooner  EdgarAllanCrow: I’m at my strongest this time of the year. My final form. iamnjustalittlecreacher: 14 WINGS, A BILLION TALONS, 17 EYES EACH ONE WITH DIFFERENT LAZER ABILITIES, 7 TAILS EACH ONE GRANTS YOU A WISH, (DID I MENTION THE EYES) TWO DIFFERENT COLORS OF HAIR  EdgarAllanCrow: Yes. iamnjustalitlecreacher: but i’m also at my strongest as well because it’s libra season and my birthday is this month  iamnjustalitlecreacher: also this month is just a good excuse to binge horror movies  monky: my life is a horror movie  Kermit: My old Pinterest account is a horror movie  Let's-Get-This-Bread: October means too many pumpkin flavored food and beverages  iamnjustalittecreacher: pumpkin spice,,, LeggyForEggy: Oh! Is that why Uraraka wants to go Starbucks? Kermit: Pumpkin Spice Lattes  monky: oh god not pumpkin spice  iamnjustalitlecreacher: it’s that time of the year  iamnjustalitlecreacher: and then in december everything is gingerbread or peppermint  toad: KFC iamnjustalittlecreacher: yes 
 
LeggyForEggy: I’m excited for New Years  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: It’s weird that this year went by so fast  iamnjustalitlecreacher: really?? this year has been shit for me. i want a new year already  toad: never forget that in australia on jan 1 2019 the sign at sydney said “welcome to 2018” Kermit: I mean that’s a pretty good summary of how this year went  EdgarAllanCrow: This year was a mistake  toad: ur a mistake  EdgarAllanCrow: You’re right iamnjustalitlecreacher: wow that’s #relatable Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Okay, no offense but Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Class 1-B scares me  KanFuPanda: The way I intended it to be.

toad: why Kermit: Why did I actually laugh at that octagon: ah early 2010’s internet  octagon: like does anybody remember nyan cat  monky: i wish i didn’t  iamnjustalitlecreacher: i was watching asdf movies instead whoops toad: i was playing club penguin, now i’m a furry Kermit: Two words: Crazy Frog  monky: NO  Kermit: It made me feel validated  EdgarAllanCrow: That was a weird era iamnjustalitlecreacher: E R A  iamnjustalitlecreacher: you put that like people study the internet octagon: imagine historians just looking back and going “ah yes, the vine era” toad: somebody: *quotes a vine*everybody: AHAHAHA PEAK COMEDY  iamnjustalittlecreacher: “somebody”? bitch that was and still is me  octagon: oh god  toad: setsuna no  iamnjustalitlecreacher: vine is still funny you guys just use too much tik tok  
octagon:

toad: o k s u r e EdgarAllanCrow: You two are powerful forces that shouldn’t have been allowed to meet  monky: i think it’s just komori has hagakure energy and shouji and hagakure get along too well  Kermit: “Hagakure Energy” LeggyForEggy: How does one obtain Hagakure Energy? iamnjustalitlecreacher: AKKDFKFN “HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN HAGAKURE ENERGY?”  toad: well maybe hagakure just has “komori energy”  octagon: i think the term is “crackhead energy” iamnjustalitlecreacher: ME TOO BITCH  toad: you know what,,, you right you right  Kermit: I mean-  PrincessBubblegum: hagakure has big crackhead energy but that’s why we love her  octagon: preach  monky: unfortunately,, yeah iamnjustalittlecreacher: i am just a simple lesbian with big crackhead energy. there’s nothing i can do to change this  LeggyForEggy: Poetic Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Everybody here emits crackhead energy and it makes me feel threatened  toad: cmon party rockers grab your houses  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: What even the fuck- iamnjustalitlecreacher: one time i almost fell off a cliff because i lost my balance while doing the macarena  Kermit: Legend  monky: last night we went to a family mart and hagakure and aoyama were yodeling  monky: we got kicked out  EdgarAllanCrow: Why did you leave out the part where Aoyama started fortnite dancing and knocked a whole shelf of snacks over? monky: i rather not think about that  toad: A B S O L U T E M A D L A D Kermit: Hey, Goatman, I’m dancing on your bridge  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Hey, what’s up demons? It’s me, ya boi LeggyForEggy: Why did you summon him?  Kermit: Looks distinguished but is actually a crackhead Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: You know nothing  Kermit: I know you once waited outside for 24 hours for Mothman  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: He never came  toad: ghosted by mothman  Kermit: OH toad: homeboy got stood up  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: He was supposed to be my date :( octagon: f Let’s-Get-This-Bread: No matter how much times you explain it, I’ll never understand what “F” means  EdgarAllanCrow: E  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Tokoyami no  toad:

Let’s-Get-This-Bread: WHAT EVEN IS THAT  toad: merkplye r  iamnjustalitlecreacher: oh yeah todoroki, you like conspiracy theories and cryptids right?? Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Yeehaw Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Shinsou knows a lot about cryptids as well. Sometimes I think he’s an actual cryptid himself. Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Where does he come from? Where does he go? Kermit: Where did he come from cotton eye joe  iamnjustalitlecreacher: okay. impending question. todoroki, would you kiss a vampire  toad: setsuna,,, leave them out of this please  monky: oh is this about the great vampire debate of 1b i’ve heard so much about  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: The what now- iamnjustalittlecreacher: WOULD YOU KISS THE VAMPIRE??? GIVE HIM A SMOOCH toad: shiozaki started the argument lmao  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: I would. Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: For science  toad: todoroki: makes out with a vampire  todoroki: for science PrincessBubblegum: that’s big “no homo” energy   octagon: isn’t this what that american movie is about  octagon: twilight  Kermit: Please no  iamnjustalitlecreacher: do it for love  Let’s-Get-This-Bread: what  PrincessBubblegum: enlighten me with your vampire knowledge setsuna  toad: monoma just called setsuna a monster-fucker irl iamnjustalitlecreacher: i have a bachelors in vampirology  toad: ur a lizard so ur technically a monster itself so iamnjustalitlecreacher: oh iamnjustalitlecreacher: see so i’m NOT a monsterfucker Kermit: Oh no Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: You wander into the woods late at night and then ask him politely: “Please don’t bite me, but may I kiss you on your dead lips?” Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Or maybe you can bite me I don’t know  toad: lmao kinky  Kermit: Bakugou voice: spicyhot octagon: KSLKSDSKSL I SPIT OUT MY DRINK iamnjustalitlecreacher: SORRY I CANT GET OVER "YOUR DEAD LIPS" WHAT A CHARMER Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Yes, that’s what I just said  PrincessBubblegum: i want a vampire girlfriend  PrincessBubblegum: more specifically marceline from adventure time  octagon: on the topic of vampires,, buffy toad: YOU WATCH BUFFY octagon: guilty pleasure  iamnjustalitlecreacher: im pretty gay but we all forgetting marcelines canon gender-bent guy he was 💖💗  PrincessBubblegum: hear hear  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: Maybe it’s my inner conspiracy theorist talking but I would seriously date a vampire  iamnjustalitlecreacher: SEE?? THANK YOU  octagon: speaking of conspiracy theories,, Let’s-Get-This-Bread: Never start a conversation with that  Kermit: Oof  octagon: aoyama said something and i keep thinking about it  octagon: he had a theory that todoroki was the secret love child of zuko and elsa and i’ve lost sleep thinking about this  EdgarAllanCrow: I’ve lost brain cells hearing about this  Kermit: Woah what  toad: todoroki: existential crisis  Mr.TodorokiByAfrica: A magician never reveals his secrets  monky: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN iamnjustalitlecreacher: #GiveOjiroABreak octagon: woah  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: You’ll unlock my backstory at friendship level 40 PrincessBubblegum: does that mean that midoriya shot up to level 40 like

octagon: he plays favorites  Mr.TotorokiByAfrica: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ toad: speaking of forbidden love,, does anybody remember those spider-man x elsa youtube crisis  monky: NO 
Mr.TotorokiByAfrica changed their name to Cryptidroki
 iamnjustalitlecreacher: i thought that said doki toad: doki doki lit club  octagon: YES  Kermit: You make my heart go todorokiroki monky: you’re banned from saying anything else  october-2-20199:06 PMavengers assemble50 members meow: class 1-b sucks ass im starting my own class  DarkBecomesDarker: did i hurt your feelings by beating you at mario kart? DarkBecomesDarker: aww poor baby the-chat-goddess: aw leave him alone kuroiro meow: fuck the both of you  DarkBecomesDarker: you were asking for it when you picked bowser beandaddy: smh i’m a yoshi main for mario kart  the-chat-goddess: i still don’t get what the difference is but go off i guess  bongocat: i play as cat peach (mario kart 8) for the aesthetic  rawrXD: you suck either way  bongocat: stop flaming me in front of the kids  beandaddy: wait you’re ragdoll from wild wild pussycats right?? bongocat: ye  beandaddy: 1v1 me @ mario kart  beandaddy: i’m just a broke college student but beating a pro hero in mario kart is like at the top of my bucket list  bongocat: honestly sure  bongocat: but seriously who the fuck are you? rawrXD: tomoko, language in front of the kids  bongocat: that one kid swore twice in less than 10 minutes  DarkBecomesDarker: that’s monoma  meow: hi bongocat: oH!! you’re that kid from UA with the copying quirk meow: yeah  the-chat-goddess: that’s our copycat  DarkBecomesDarker: he’s rabid  DarkBecomesDarker: we havent vaccinated him yet meow: i’ll bite your fingers off kuroiro beandaddy: i’m natsuo todoroki. i’m not a hero student but my brother is, shouto todoroki bongocat: OH THE CHIMERA CAT GUY  beandaddy: what  meow: do you only understand things in cat bongocat: i speak fluent cat  rawrXD: chimera cats look like this btw

the-chat-goddess: she’s so gorgeous :,))) beandaddy: OH!! yeah that’s my brother  beandaddy: he has the real edgy, split hair look DarkBecomesDarker: the cat is your brother? the-chat-goddess: doesn’t he have heterochromia as well  beandaddy: haha more like homochromia beandaddy: gay   DarkBecomesDarker: i’m crying  DarkBecomesDarker: but yeah i was wondering who you are  beandaddy: now you know lmao  bongocat: wait doesn’t that mean you’re also the son of ende*vor  beandaddy: ah yeah  bongocat: you guys censored his name? the-chat-goddess: oh yeah, mono figured out a way to censor words in this server   the-chat-goddess: it’s mostly slurs and stuff though  tintin: insinuating that ende*vor is a slur  beandaddy: if you’re a todoroki then it basically is a trigger word in itself  tintin: ah damn you right sorry i didn’t mean for that come out as insensitive  beandaddy: nah dude ur chill vineisdead: How many siblings do you guys have? beandaddy: uhh three  the-chat-goddess: are you a middle child? beandaddy: yeahhh beandaddy: i’m forced to deal with the middle child insignificance  the-chat-goddess: ahaha i’m the oldest  bongocat: SUCKS FOR YALL,, I AM THE BABY OF THE FAMILY  bongocat: i’m everybody’s favorite in the family  DarkBecomesDarker: debatable  rawrXD: don’t lie, ive met your family  bongocat: bitch FUCKgameofthrones: no offense but younger siblings be like:

FUCKgameofthrones: literally all the time. like do you guys shut up  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: (younger siblings?? nah that’s me)  bongocat: brb crying bongocat: my own friend  FUCKgameofthrones: wE ARe CoWorKerS tintin: only childs be like

NoYoumi: middle child (aka natsuo) be like:

beandaddy: FUYUMI !!! H-HEWWO NoYoumi: no offense but shut the fuck up  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: tensei wants y’all to know that older siblings be like:

the-chat-goddess: why does this all makes sense  bongocat: only child, you have it so fucking good  tintin: bitch i’m lowkey lonely  tintin: y’all talk about your siblings so much like i want one  tintin: like i like the attention and all but :((( MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: (older sibling??? bitch that’s me)  FUCKgameofthrones: older siblings are in constant hell  FUCKgameofthrones: we are the backbone of the family and the most oppressed  FUCKgameofthrones: we are the fucking 3rd parent of this family. we do so much bongocat: ok you take that back. that’s false and you know it  FUCKgameofthrones: i refuse  bongocat: older siblings are pretentious and snobby  bongocat: just because you’re born first doesn’t make you better  FUCKgameofthrones: IT DOES  
MYLONGESTYEAHBOI added lightningmcqueen to the group chat 
 donttalktomeormycats: why MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: he made me  lightningmcqueen: oldest siblings are the superior siblings don’t lie to yourself  FUCKgameofthrones: ingenium spitting out hard truth  donttalktomeormycats: are we this desperate now that we added him to this chat lightningmcqueen: its because i am the suprememe sibling  rawrXD: Supreme?  lightningmcqueen: did i stutter  beandaddy: per usual, everybody forgot about the middle child already  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: middle child: mysteriously vanishes  NoYoumi: i mean yeah  beandaddy: the oldest and youngest going at each other and the middle child just like:

buddiesdoingsocialmedia: everybody forgets about the middle child even my own parents  beandaddy: YEAH EXACTLY  bongocat: can we just settle this with the younger siblings are everyone’s favorite and also the cutest. amen.  meow: hallelujah meow: we’ve been through so much adversity and we deserve your undying respect  DarkBecomesDarker: ok yeah whatever  ikazooku: mirio!! im an only child too!! we can be siblings now  tintin: :,)))) ikazooku: i’ll be the luigi to your mario (mirio)  tintin:（‐＾▽＾‐） beandaddy: can we go back to talking about mario kart then  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: mario!AU  donttalktomeormycats: no MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: nintendo!AU lightningmcqueen: ssb!AU and i’m sonic  tintin: wait no if it’s a super smash AU i’m lucas  beandaddy: who wants to be the banjo to my kazooie  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: if you main anybody else besides bayonetta, you’re trash  DarkBecomesDarker: ok wait start from the beginning. mario. ouiouibitch: ojiro because he’s useless but he still gets put in the spotlight nonetheless  the-chat-goddess: WOAH  bongocat: no holdbacks  ouiouibitch: he actually mains mewtwo but whatever  tintin: “i identify as an italian plumber. mamma mia” ikazooku: donkey kong as satou (from 1A) or power loader (overall) lightningmcqueen: aren’t you tired of being nice? don’t you want to go absolutely apeshit  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: god dO I?? ouiouibitch: wait before you guys go on to link, i have a proposition  ikazooku: ok ouiouibitch: ok don’t kill me  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: lmao no promises  meow: i’ll try  ouiouibitch: shinsou as waluigi  the-chat-goddess: NFKFLDKD WHAT  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: CH OKING  DarkBecomesDarker: waluigis not even a smash character  beandaddy: he is in my heart  ikazooku: wait aoyama don’t leave it at that. explain  ouiouibitch: the smash roster as 1A right 
 
ouiouibitch: and everybody wants waluigi to be included in the game just like how everybody wanted shinsou to be in 1A (would that make mineta like piranha plant or smth) ouiouibitch: and aizawa as sakurai who’ll eventually put shinsou into the roster  buddiesdoingsocialmedia: WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE  MYLONGESTYEAHBOI: IM CRYING  tintin: i don’t even know who that is but i’m actually cackling  the-chat-goddess: "MINETA AS PIRANHA PLANT" DUDE  beandaddy: wait does that make aizawa like god  lightningmcqueen: yEAH ikazooku: still cursed but i see that  ouiouibitch: wah 
ouiouibitch:
patiently waitingplease add me to roster dadi am purple boi the-chat-goddess: is that a haiku? ouiouibitch: yes for our lord and savior 
ouiouibitch:

chapter 25 1/2 
 
manga chapter special #245 
  october - 4th - 201910:19 AMTeenage Mutant Ninja Toddos3 members Cryptidroki: Izuku, sorry but, are you busy later? bakuno: oh my god shut up i’m busy  Cryptidroki: I wasn’t talking to you  bakuno: i know but i still get notifications from you so it applies to me too leave me alone and direct message him instead  Cryptidroki: Turn your phone off then  bakuno: JUST DM HIM SHITHEAD AND LEAVE ME ALONE  Cryptidroki: You see, now I won’t because you didn’t say “please” bakuno: FOR FUCKS SAKE ikazooku: ah!! sorry,, i’m not busy rn you can swing by my room if you need something. i’m reading the book hawks recommended but i’ll be free later bakuno: the stupid liberation army book?  ikazooku: yeah! i can always read it later though.  Cryptidroki: Uraraka wanted to watch a movie later  ikazooku: OH!! of course! yeah sounds fun  bakuno: oh god  Cryptidroki: Nobody was talking to you  bakuno: good  bakuno: i wouldn’t want to associate myself with you extras anyway  ikazooku: maybe the real extras are the friends we made along the way  Cryptidroki: God is dead and Bakugou killed him   ikazooku: wyd now bakugou?? bakuno: planning your death  ikazooku: kacchan,,, Cryptidroki: I thought we were in the redemption stage  bakuno: there is no redemption only chaos  ikazooku: noOOO bakuno: also i’m in my room  Cryptidroki: I bet he’s in his room right now listening to Metallica whilst doing his eyeliner  bakuno: half and half bastard, shut the fuck up Cryptidroki: You first ikazooku: :(( bakuno: look youre going to make him cry  bakuno: hes a sensitive bitch ikazooku: I AM BABY  bakuno: ok whatever ikazooku: this is like when your two parents are arguing  ikazooku: haha i mean lmao i wouldnt know   Cryptidroki: Midoriya,, bakuno: what the hell even goes on in your mind  ikazooku: im in a constant state of anxiety  bakuno: thats not was i was even talking about  
ikazooku:

bakuno: what the fuck  ikazooku: i be like: :) childhood trauma be like: hello motherfucker yes hi how you doign then i be like: :( Cryptidroki: Me too  ikazooku: yknow what  ikazooku: i think i need a nap  ikazooku: why cant we have nap time during school  ikazooku: thats so dumb 
 
Cryptidroki: I would like the class, “Learning to sleep without having nightmares about psychologically traumatizing events in your past” next year please  ikazooku: how to cope with emotions class  Cryptidroki: All three of us need that  bakuno: hAH? what are you guys talking about? Cryptidroki: Emotions  bakuno: oh bakuno: fuck those  bakuno: why do they even exist  bakuno: like whats even the point  ikazooku: so you can feel that rush of happiness when you see a cute dog on the street  Cryptidroki: To get that feeling of exhilaration whenever you give a person what was coming to them  ikazooku: kacchan do you know what emotions are  bakuno: yeah, one of them is called “i’m going to beat your ass if you’re going to treat me like i’m 5” ikazooku: OK ! Cryptidroki: Right now you’re experiencing something called annoyance  bakuno: my previous statement goes for you especially icyhot  Cryptidroki: Why especially?? bakuno: because i don’t like you  Cryptidroki: Ok.  bakuno: i fucking hate you  Cryptidroki: Keep on telling that to yourself, best friend.  bakuno: i hate all of you  ikazooku: :,)) bakuno: you piss me off  ikazooku: :,))))) Cryptidroki: Bakugou bakuno: the fuck you want  Cryptidroki: Leave him alone ikazooku: oH!! it’s ok. i can handle him myself but thank you todoroki bakuno: geez ok whatever half and half, you don’t need to get defensive on his part bakuno: but he shouldn’t let himself get pushed around easily  Cryptidroki: THEN DONT PUSH HIM AROUND  ikazooku: IM FINE  bakuno: HE KNOWS IM JOKING  bakuno: MOSTLY ikazooku: wait what  Cryptidroki: CAN YOU NOT GET IN A FIGHT WITH SOMEBODY FOR LIKE ONE SECOND  bakuno: FUCK YOU

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october - 08 - 2019
10:52 PM
avengers assemble
51 members
 
hurricanetortilla: BAKUGOU JUST ASKED ME WHO JOE IS 
 
bakuno: oh my fucking god 
 
CreeperRepellent: NO 
 
KanFuPanda: Who’s Joe?
 
CreeperRepellent: NO OOO
 
hurricanetortilla: JOE MAMA HAAA
 
CreeperRepellent: GODDAMMIT
 
bakuno: OH MY FUCKING GOD 
 
bakuno: SHUT THE FUCK UP SHITHEAD 
 
hurricanetortilla: IM CRYING REAL TEARS JOE MAMA 
 
PrincessBubblegum: HE ASKED YOU THAT SJNDVKJNBERNJEJN
 
hurricanetortilla: HE FELL FOR UPDOG TOO 
 
bakuno: STOP MAKING DUMB ENGLISH JOKES
 
KanFuPanda: Oh I get it. I’ll use that joke in the future 
 
CreeperRepellent: what have you started 
 
hurricanetortilla: joe nation rise up  
 
CreeperRepellent: us pro heroes will never hear the end of this now 
 
hurricanetortilla: it’s what the joestars would’ve wanted 
 
bakuno: you’re insufferable 
 
hurricanetortilla: i’m INCREDIBLE
 
AirpodHater: i’m trying to listen to my podcast-
 
hurricanetortilla: ICUP
 
PrincessBubblegum:

bakuno: what the fuck is wrong with you
 
hurricanetortilla: everything 
 
depressoespresso: why are you like this 
 
PrincessBubblegum: inasa and i have big idiot energy 
 
hurricanetortilla: bie 
 
PrincessBubblegum: biesexual
 
hurricanetortilla: the bi in bisexual just stands for big idiots 
 
hurricanetortilla: i am attracted to big idiots and big idiots alone 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: we accept you
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare:  this chat is bie inclusive 
  
hurricanetortilla: BI, BIE, BYE
 
PrincessBubblegum: NSYNC INTENSIFIES
 
bakuno: rhymes with die 
 
AirpodHater: huh 
 
CreeperRepellent: my coming out story: “mom,,, dad,,,, i’m,,,, an idiot”
 
PrincessBubblegum: IN MY RELIGIOUS HOUSEHOLD???
 
PrincessBubblegum: GET OUT 
 
CreeperRepellent: JDFMFKEKS
 
hurricanetortilla: IM A HOMOSEXUAL AND A DUMBASS THATS LIKE DOUBLE THE OPPRESSION 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: accept your kids for who they are, idiots
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: and if you don’t 
 
PrincessBubblegum: megalovania plays in the background 
 
hurricanetortilla: torture dance

AirpodHater: you’re a homosexual, dumbass, and you make anime jokes: triple the oppression 
 
hurricanetortilla: ok one: it’s a jjba reference so that makes it superior but  
 
hurricanetortilla: homosexual, dumbass, anime jokes, and gen z:

CreeperRepellent: why are you guys actually ten times more chill than most actual working heroes 
 
PrincessBubblegum: next hero generation crackheadery

hurricanetortilla: people actually depend on us??? lmao
 
depressoespresso: at least we’re not social media influencers 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: speak for yourself buddy,, i’m tik tok famous. i have 10 followers
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: that’s like double digits 
 
PrincessBubblegum: i could've been a criminal 
 
PrincessBubblegum: no wait,,
 
PrincessBubblegum: i could’ve been in a jpop girl group 
 
CreeperRepellent: why stop in japan? get into a KPOP girl group 
 
PrincessBubblegum: that’s end goal. but i would be american girl group first because i know more english than korean 
 
hurricanetortilla: i misread your statement and thought you meant these things

PrincessBubblegum: i’m sorry what is that 
 
PrincessBubblegum: and why

AirpodHater: that looks like some kind of origin to a creepy doll story
 
AirpodHater: like something that shinsou would watch
 
depressoespresso: yeah 
 
hurricanetortilla: camie actually told me about them 
 
hurricanetortilla: apparently in america, little girls buy these and you can like dress them up in different clothes or whatever 
 
CreeperRepellent: ITS LOOKING AT ME WEIRD I FEEL INTIMIDATED

yourworstfuckingnightmare: america has fucking everything huh
 
hurricanetortilla: have you seen the mall of america 
 
AirpodHater: i didn't believe in spirit week for the longest time 
 
PrincessBubblegum: take a shot whenever this chat makes a jab at america 
 
depressoespresso: i would be dead by then 
 
CreeperRepellent: you gUYS ARE MINORS
 
hurricanetortilla: hell yeah guys death by america 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: but it’s the easiest country to make fun of 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: like nobody is going to make fun of switzerland. what even is switzerland?

hurricanetortilla: yeah i’ll have whatever america is having. 
 
CreeperRepellent: guns?
 
PrincessBubblegum: KFKKFFNFN
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: wait. after some deep diving on twitter,, apparently there’s a penis museum in switzerland so we can make fun of that 
 
depressoespresso: why
 
AirpodHater: so twitter is your credible source??
 
hurricanetortilla: IS IT LIKE THE HISTORY OF PEEPEES???? IF SO, DO THEY KNOW WHAT THE WORLDS SMALLEST PP IS
 
bakuno: yours
 
hurricanetortilla: hey what the fuck man
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: it’s called the icelandic phallological museum and i tried clicking on the first link that came up when i googled it but it’s restricted lmaooo
 
CreeperRepellent: future heroes 
 
depressoespresso: why would you even search that up 
 
hurricanetortilla: your fbi agent right now:

yourworstfuckingnightmare: time to clear my browser history. that’s enough internet for today
 
PrincessBubblegum: one time i was randomly on tumblr minding my own business when i had the fortune to come across this

bakuno: what the hell
 
hurricanetortilla: YOU GO SWEDEN WE FUCKING LOVE THAT 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: the ultimate weapon: ur mom gay 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: take that russia 
 
hurricanetortilla: lmao u gay 
 
CreeperRepellent: so what i learned today is that switzerland probably has some weird fetishes and sweden is gay 
 
PrincessBubblegum: if you eat swedish meatballs you mega gay 
 
hurricanetortilla: oH SHIT 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: did some research 
 
depressoespresso: stop doing research on these types of things 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: the defense system is called the singing sailor and i think that’s poetic 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: MORE FACTS 
 
AirpodHater: oh no 
 
bakuno: let me rest 
 
depressoespresso: god give me strength 
 
PrincessBubblegum: LAY IT ON ME NEJIRE 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: apparently phallic worship is a thing in the world 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: like pp worship 
 
bakuno: goodnight 
 
hurricanetortilla: WOAH REALLY 
 
hurricanetortilla: tell me all about this religion where do i sign up 
 
CreeperRepellent: OK EXPLAIN MORE PLEASE 
 
PrincessBubblegum: IM FUCKIGN WHEEZING 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: like bhutan is the main country i found that has this religion.
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: like its painted on walls, its hanging off of houses, you put it in your vehicles, theres multiple buildings with just,,, dicks  
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: i fucking love this 
 
AirpodHater: good because im hating every second of this 
 
PrincessBubblegum: ah lovely decor you have here karen 
 
hurricanetortilla: thank you i made it myself 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: no but like seriously, it derived from buddhism but bhutanese are like, "should we really have paintings of peepees all over our homes?" and thats valid 
 
CreeperRepellent: the big regret 
 
PrincessBubblegum: just, "oh shit,,, what have i done?" 
 
hurricanetortilla: DELETE DELETE 
 
depressoespresso: so its like when you look at something you did 5 years ago and going:

yourworstfuckingnightmare: YEAH EXACTLY THAT

yourworstfuckingnightmare: oh, here's something cool: in haiti, voodoo is like a BIG RELIGION 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: its called haitian vodou and in 2003, 80% of haiti's 8 million people practice this religion and i think thats admirable
 
depressoespresso: thats actually pretty cool 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: ye 
 
PrincessBubblegum: yo thats killer (pun intended)
 
CreeperRepellent: we went from a religion about dicks to a religion about voodoo 
 
hurricanetortilla: who do voo doo 
 
PrincessBubblegum: you do voo doo 
 
PrincessBubblegum: oop now you're dead 
 
AirpodHater: you guys should start your own show where you just shit on every country 
 
CreeperRepellent: i would watch the shit out of that 
 
hurricanetortilla: except for gay icon sweden 
 
PrincessBubblegum: i’m trying to find more weird facts but i keep seeing stuff about THE FATED FLORIDA MAN 
 
hurricanetortilla: the florida man whom i’ve heard so much about 
 
toad: ok i don’t know anything about this. enlighten me 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: florida man,, take my by the hand 
 
sasuke: nejire sent me this one before

hurricanetortilla: f
 
hurricanetortilla: thank you for your service florida man 
 
PrincessBubblegum: yeah!! this is exactly what im talking about. florida man. 
 
toad: what even is florida and why am i scared of it 
 
CreeperRepellent: floridaphobia 
 
toad: i searched up "can you be afraid of florida" and one of the related searches is "can you outrun an alligator"? what does this mean 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: yOU SAVED THE POST I SENT YOU <33
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: i feel like a lover in the middle ages sending a heartfelt letter via dove 
 
toad: WHY ARE THERE ALLIGATORS IN FLORIDA UHH 
 
depressoespresso: why would you microwave a microwave 
 
depressoespresso: also i’m getting sick of this url

depressoespresso changed their name to Insomniacat

hurricanetortilla: real question: why not 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: experiment 
 
PrincessBubblegum: nah there’s weirder ones 
 
PrincessBubblegum: one of my favorites...

hurricanetortilla: all of these radiate a chaotic aura 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: imagine just having on your tombstone “killed by kindness”
 
toad: that’s so smart i’m going to use that 
 
Insomniacat: imagine getting your murder plans off of a florida man article 
 
toad: florida man may have the most galaxy brain of them all 
 
AirpodHater: here’s one

CreeperRepellent: teenage mutant ninja turtles,,,
 
PrincessBubblegum: SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING TURTLES
 
hurricanetortilla: the turtles strike back against pollution and florida man is leading them 
 
Insomniacat: the turtles start protesting 
 
PrincessBubblegum: but when one of them starts pulling out a gun, it all goes to hell
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: no mister turtle please spare me. i have a family 
 
toad: uh sorry slight miscommunication. it isnt "save the turtles", its "save yourself from the turtles"
 
hurricanetortilla: wait guys

hurricanetortilla:

yourworstfuckingnightmare: FLORIDA MAN NOOO
 
sasuke: the cassowary strikes again 
 
toad: i barely even got to know this majestic man 
 
toad: first it was the microwave and now it’s this rip-off emu 
 
CreeperRepellent: "rip to the biggest chad of all time" -ragdoll
 
PrincessBubblegum: sad yeehaw 
 
bakuno: you guys went back to talking about americans. you fucking failed your challenge 
 
hurricanetortilla: he’s right 
 
yourworstfuckingnightmare: NOOOOO
 
sasuke: america strikes again,,,,
 
 
october - 10 - 2019
9:51 PM
avengers assemble
51 members
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: who’s on right now 
 
meow: me
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: fuck you 
 
meow: why 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: you bashed my taste in anime 
 
meow: you only watch magical girl anime 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: you tokyo mew mew hater 
 
meow: ok don’t touch me with your cardcaptor hands 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: somebody has bad taste and it isn’t me 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: i love you but i hate you ur a brat 
 
meow: what WAIT NO 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: anyway 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: hey 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: aizawa 
 
meow: don’t ignore me this isn’t over 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: mr aizawa
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: eraserhead may i talk to you 
 
meow: pONY
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: aizawa 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: aizawa
 
DwayneJohnson: mina voice: aizawnya
 
donttalktomeormycats: i told you to stop fucking calling me aizawnya
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: that’s all it took huh 
 
meow: wait,, no???? pony,, pay attention to me 
 
donttalktomeormycats: what do you want tsunotori 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: no i was just wondering,, why does class 1A have big protagonist energy 
 
depressoespresso: i stopped eating for this?
 
meow: thats all you fucking wanted to say 
 
DwayneJohnson: wait i understand but i don’t. evidence?
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: that’s my scientific headcanon 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: aka a hippothesisisisi
 
monky: are you even speaking english or japanese 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: language of the hippos
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: anyway. 1-A has BPE bc all the danger and drama is always attracted to them. all the goddamn time 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: like think about the biggest events in hero history in the past few years 
 
monky: i see what you mean please don’t list stuff off
 
monky: i’m afraid of the amount there will be

twilightmotherfuckingsparkle:

first UA invasion: an attack at USJ on 1A
1st year sports festival: top 3 is 1A
hero killer stain: the arrest involved 3 1A students 
2nd UA invasion: attack at training camp (to be fair: we were there too so it’s just this years first years rip)
1st UA kidnapping: a 1A student 
yakuza/eri mission: 4 1A students and 1 1A homeroom teacher 
 
DwayneJohnson: ok i see your point 
 
DwayneJohnson: we *do* have big protagonist energy 
 
donttalktomeormycats: all my students this year are chaos magnets and i fucking hate it 
 
DwayneJohnson: you love us!!
 
RyanReynolds: does he tho
 
donttalktomeormycats: do i though?
 
DwayneJohnson: :((
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: heS SAD NOW
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: KIRISHIMAAA 
 
donttalktomeormycats: class 1-b can take all of the “protagonist energy” off of my hands, thank you very much 
 
RyanReynolds: MOM SAID ITS MY TURN TO USE THE PLOT 
 
meow: sure how bad could it be 
 
DwayneJohnson: dont ask for it 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: BIGGIE PROTAGONIST ENERGEY
 
Cryptidroki: Do you really hate us Aizawa?
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: he has to think about that 
 
RyanReynolds: hes hesitating
 
DwayneJohnson: do i really want to hear the answer 
 
donttalktomeormycats: occasionally 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: AHA SO NOT ALL THE TIME 
 
DwayneJohnson: YOU WOVE US?!! DO YOU WOVE US MISTEW AIZAWNYA
 
donttalktomeormycats: can i change my answer 
 
Cryptidroki: Oh really?
 
Cryptidroki: I would like to bring up some points 
 
monky: what the fuck 
 
RyanReynolds: sherlock holmes ???
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: is this detectiveroki or theoristroki?
 
DwayneJohnson: todoroki:

Cryptidroki: According to many of your co-workers, you are notorious for your many expulsions. And if we exclude the many threats, only one student had been expelled. Rightfully so. 
 
Cryptidroki: I’ve been told that you have expelled an entire class before. That’s a bit outrageous. Must’ve been good reason. But even when this year’s class- how do I put this- lack of potential at times, (ie. failing tests, lagging behind, failing to pass the provisional license *LOUD COUGHING*) you haven’t expelled any of us. I’d say you've grown out of your “expulsion attitude”. I can only speculate that you’ve grown fond of our class and instead of wanting to give up on us, you continue to want to help us instead. (as every good hero should treat heroes in training btw) 
 
Cryptidroki: You praise and encourage our class to reach our full potential. (again, such as any good human should do) You give your students advice and critique after any combat training. You’ve even met with some of us personally to discuss how we can improve and ways we can reach our full potential. While it may be a bit of tough love at times, you’re always willing to help any of us out when we need it. 
 
Cryptidroki: Although it IS your job, you’ve constantly risked your life for your students. The first being the USJ incident, where you put yourself in imminent danger to protect your students. You came out with a full body cast and I think I speak for all of you when I say we’re grateful. The second would be during training camp which is the second UA invasion there's ever been. Knowing the danger that we were in, you gave us permission to engage in combat. You defended the camp and those inside until the very end. 
 
Cryptidroki: You stand up and defend your students. While he was not a student in our class yet, you’ve spoke on Shinsou’s behalf about the unfairness of the entrance test and made an effort to get him into the hero program after seeing his capabilities at the Sports Festival. Don’t even get me started on the continued constant support and training of Hitoshi. And, yes, Shinsou is more closer to you then a student, so let’s look at a long term student of yours. Katsuki Bakugou. During the fight at the Sports Festival you’ve defended student Bakugou, and respected the strengths of Ochako Uraraka. Looked back at old footage of the live tape. Quote: “Bakugou is being careful because he’s acknowledged the strength of his opponent who has made it this far. It’s because he’s doing everything he can to win that he can’t go easy on her or let his guard down.”
 
Cryptidroki: You obviously paired the Final Exams groups together depending on our strengths rather than just throwing us together. You took the consideration in to carefully choose teams that would play well off each other or boost each other upward. It was obvious from my experience, that you paired Momo and myself together. The both of us played well and helped each other’s weaknesses and it was very well obvious that you were rooting for us and knew what you were doing when you put us together. You knew that we would help each other out.
 
Cryptidroki: Again you defended student Katsuki Bakugou against claims made against him by the public. Went and found some old recordings. Quote: “As an educator, I take full responsibility for Katsuki Bakugou’s violent behavior. However, his actions at the sports festival originate in what he considers ‘ideal strength’. He is trying harder than anyone in his pursuit of becoming the ‘top hero’. If the villains saw that and thought they had an opening, then I believe they are being short-sighted.” 
 
Cryptidroki: From my own personal experience, you’ve accompanied me when I was granted to leave school grounds for family reasons. You really didn’t have to but you came with me anyway. Thank you. 
 
Cryptidroki: This wasn’t in depth as most of my analysis are. I didn’t prepare much beforehand. I would’ve asked Shinsou and Izuku because they're better at this kind of stuff. 
 
Cryptidroki: What I’m trying to say is, you’ve done so much for this class so don’t even claim that you don’t at least care about us because if you didn’t, you wouldn’t have done any of that stuff. I've had bad teachers. I know when somebody genuinely doesn't care about their wellbeing or their kids. That isn't you.
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: TODOROKI SNAPPED 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: DID YOU HAVE ALL OF THAT ON HAND KDKFKFNF TODOROKI
 
RyanReynolds: homeboy went hard and didn’t hold back 
 
Cryptidroki: All in a days work of Conspiracy Theorist Sherlock Holmesroki
 
donttalktomeormycats: hey todoroki 
 
Cryptidroki: ...Yes?
 
donttalktomeormycats: what the everloving fuck 
 
DwayneJohnson: WHAT EVEN WAS THAT
 
Cryptidroki: Raw Arcane Energy 
 
meow: there’s just like every single type of energy co-existing in this cursed chat 
 
twilightmotherfuckingsparkle: lmao i cant believe todoroki just got possessed by an oracle just now 
 
Cryptidroki: hah vibe check

manga chapter 245 (and 246 for a split second i guess) special

october - 12 - 2019
11:39 AM
LOVE MUFFIN
8 members
 
deadpool: god i wish i was a bird 
 
imascalieowo: nobody: 
jin: gOd I WiSh I wAs a BiRD

thottie: hawks be like
 
chimkin-nug: KKDMFFN
 
chimkin-nug: whenever i come online everybody is bullying me this is why i just don’t come on 
 
deadpool: what i mean is
 
deadpool: i kin with birds 
 
deadpool: especially pigeons 
 
deadpool: their heads are so empty. they just want food and love 
 
chimkin-nug: no wait that IS me 
 
thottie: head empty 
 
deadpool: i feel like i’m just so lost all of the time 
 
deadpool: thats not supposed to be poetic i’m just braindead 
 
MagicMan: Mood 
 
imdoingmybest: Atsuhiro, please never say that ever again 
 
thottie: mood
 
imdoingmybest: you’re the root of all evil
 
flaminghotcheetos: mood
 
imdoingmybest: this is why mom doesn’t fucking love you 
 
flaminghotcheetos: it be like that sometimes 
 
thottie: it be like that sometimes 
 
MagicMan: It be like that sometimes.
 
imascalieowo: fuck ya chicken strips
 
chimkin-nug: hi whaddup my name is jared im 19 and i never fucking learned how to read
 
imdoingmybest: i’m doing my best 
 
imdoingmybest: i’m slowly losing my sanity 
 
deadpool: i appreciate you giran 
 
imdoingmybest: i know this and i love you 
 
thottie: without shigaraki around we can finally go batshit crazy 
 
thottie: he’s going through butterfly puberty 
 
chimkin-nug: ??
 
thottie: ah shit sorry i forgot you don’t know 
 
imdoingmybest: i don’t know either. what the fuck do you mean butterfly puberty? 
 
MagicMan: Himiko, we were asked to keep that under close wraps
 
thottie: lets just say he’s pokémon evolving 
 
thottie: BUTTERFREE 
 
flaminghotcheetos: bye bye butterfree
 
imascalieowo: don’t joke around about that, toga.
 
imascalieowo: joke about the fact that dabi doesn’t know how to do basic algebra 
 
deadpool: wait what 
 
flaminghotcheetos: are we still on this 
 
thottie: I DONT KNOW EITHER 
 
imascalieowo: but you’re like babey
 
thottie: IVE WATCHED AN R RATED MOVIE BEFORE IM SO FUCKING COOL
 
chimkin-nug: kfkfnfgn
 
chimkin-nug: ???
 
deadpool: hawks only speaks in keyboard slams and question marks 
 
thottie: that’s a symptom of gay
 
thottie: also in our defense, gays can’t do math so-
 
imascalieowo: i raise you: dabi can drive so he traded that for the inability to do math because gays are known to not be able to do both 
 
flaminghotcheetos: yeah 
 
imdoingmybest: to be fair: dabi doesn’t drive that good 
 
flaminghotcheetos: if i cared more i would burn your fucking car 
 
imdoingmybest: oh be quiet hot topic. don’t throw a tantrum 
 
flaminghotcheetos: fuck you
 
imascalieowo: hot topic,, i’m disappointed i didn’t come up with that one sooner 
 
thottie: DOES THAT MAKE ME CLAIRES 
 
imdoingmybest: you can’t assign your own-
 
imascalieowo: i’m a dollar store  
 
thottie: lmao ur cheap
 
imascalieowo: and a joke 
 
imdoingmybest: no youre missing the point
 
deadpool: i’m a 7-11 
 
deadpool: cheap BUT quality 
 
deadpool: spinner is just cheap 
 
imascalieowo: hawks is gucci because he’s expensive trash 
 
chimkin-nug: oh yeah 
 
thottie: compress as the grocery store because he’s the backbone of this nation 
 
imdoingmybest: i didn’t mean to start this i was just throwing out an INSULT. you're missing the original point.
 
thottie: you’re a flower shop because you’re useless and only needed occasionally 
 
imdoingmybest: what the fuck
 
deadpool: WELL I LIKE FLOWERS 
 
deadpool: FLOWERS ARE PRETTY 
 
flaminghotcheetos: flowers die fast alternative rock is forever 
 
thottie: that’s the most twelve year old edgelord thing i’ve heard you say 
 
chimkin-nug: r/im14andthisisdeep
 
flaminghotcheetos: thanks that’s the look i was going for 
 
imascalieowo: I LAUGHED OUT LOUD AT THAT WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
 
chimkin-nug: there is a greek god just for alternative rock 
 
thottie: and dabi worships that god daily 
 
imascalieowo: dabi is the alternative rock demigod 
 
imascalieowo: like in percy jackson 
 
imdoingmybest: what the fuck is percy jackson 
 
deadpool: who is percy jackson 
 
thottie: WHY IS PERCY JACKSON 
 
thottie: @giran it’s a western book series 
 
imdoingmybest: ,,, like harry potter?
 
thottie: yeah but like with ACTUAL gays 
 
deadpool: it’s gay?? i’m in 
 
imascalieowo: panic! at the underworld
 
chimkin-nug: patu 
 
thottie: if you played the g note in front of hades do you think he would start crying 
 
imascalieowo: ARE YOU ASKING IF HADES IS EMO-
 
thottie: BUT I S HE?
 
deadpool: hades wears band merch 
 
deadpool: and cerberus is just done 
 
imascalieowo: cerberus: what is the fuckery?? stop playing your shit music. i’d rather listen to the ghosts than screamo
 
chimkin-nug: cerberus is more of a jazz fan 
 
chimkin-nug: cerberus does a mean charleston 
 
deadpool: dancing with the olympians 
 
MagicMan: I would watch 
 
thottie: i see your dancing with the stars reference but i raise you instead a dance moms style show 
 
thottie: dance gods 
 
imdoingmybest: oh god 
 
imascalieowo: you could make a religion out of this 
 
deadpool: yeah it’s called greek mythology 
 
MagicMan: Wow
 
thottie: DABI IS ACTUALLY LAUGHIGN AT THIS CONVO 
 
imascalieowo: https://youtu.be/rqz2X-GfBOc 
 
chimkin-nug: send a video or it didn’t happen 
 
thottie: with pleasure [afireCRACKLE_mp4]
 
imdoingmybest: ...i’m not used to this
 
chimkin-nug: aww 
 
chimkin-nug: a very hap boy 
 
chimkin-nug: i would kill for this laugh 
 
thottie: a smiley boy 
 
flaminghotcheetos: shut the fuck up im
 
thottie: KLDSKJNDNKJD HE BLUSHY,,, A BLUSHY BOY 
 
imascalieowo: HES A SOFT EBOY OK 
 
deadpool: we love you dabi 
 
MagicMan: I’ll cheers to that 
 
flaminghotcheetos: sotp being fucking soft on main 
 
deadpool: i would jump off a cliff for all of you 
 
imdoingmybest: please don’t 
 
thottie: he would. don’t underestimate him 
 
imascalieowo: T H E N P E R I S H
 
deadpool: JFKKFLSLDFM
 
MagicMan: Who let the child by the cliff anyway?
 
chimkin-nug: TWICE,, i’d die for you first 
 
deadpool: nOooO bird man i love you

chimkin-nug: B ROOO <3
 
deadpool: CHIMKIN NUG???? MORE LIKE CHIMKING NUG

chimkin-nug:

imascalieowo: JIN YOU FUCKING REPLACED ME AS BROMATE #1
 
imascalieowo: with this random pigeon you found on the street 
 
deadpool: he tried to eat my hotdog so i took him home 
 
deadpool: THOUGHT YOU WERE BAE,,, TURNS OUT YOURE JUST FAM 
 
thottie: FUCK YOU SHUICHI 
 
imascalieowo: WHY 
 
flaminghotcheetos: FUCK YOU SHUICHI 
 
imascalieowo: WHA THT E FUCK 
 
MagicMan: FUCK YOU SHUICHI 
 
imascalieowo: oh sob 
 
deadpool: friendship ended with spinner. hawks is my new best friend 
 
imdoingmybest: what 
 
deadpool: don’t worry okuta,, you have a special place in my heart
 
imdoingmybest: i didn’t fucking ask
 
imdoingmybest: WHAT
 
thottie: i would kill a man for you gays
 
deadpool: aww,, boo 
 
MagicMan: *Guys
 
thottie: gays
 
flaminghotcheetos: you would kill a man nevertheless 
 
thottie: mmm
 
imascalieowo: vIdEo gAmEs CaUsE ViOlEnt TenDenCieS 
 
thottie: AHHHHH
 
deadpool: me, in tears: LET ME PLAY MY STARDEW VALLEY 
 
chimkin-nug: i played pokemon once, guess i’ll have to pit my two dogs against each other until they kill each other
 
thottie: ok but can i clarify smth
 
thottie: if i had to trade your guys' lives for a cute girl
 
thottie: uh sorry bye 
 
chimkin-nug: no i feel that 
 
thottie: if it’s a CUTE girl you guys are screwed 
 
thottie: jk jk all girls are cute theres no ugly girls
 
thottie: but still,,, bye
 
flaminghotcheetos: thanks 
 
imascalieowo: WOW 
 
thottie: you guys would scare my new gf away 
 
imascalieowo: no we’re your wingmen
 
imascalieowo: hawks literally 
 
chimkin-nug: i’m a fucking god at romance   
 
deadpool: you’re snow white and we’re the dwarves 
 
imdoingmybest: if hawks is the god of romance that makes me the god of happiness 
 
chimkin-nug: HEY IM GOOD AT ROMANCING 
 
thottie: lmao ok 
 
deadpool: oh damn toga look at all of those chicks. they kinda cute 
 
 
chimkin-nug: SEE WHAT I MEAN EVERYBODY BULLIES ME 
 
deadpool: look at all of these chicks

imascalieowo: OH DAMN JIN LOOK AT ALL OF THOSE CHICKS
 
MagicMan: Aww
 
chimkin-nug: those are my children

flaminghotcheetos:

thottie: IM YELLING 
 
deadpool: DABI NOOOOO
 
imascalieowo: that’s fuckign cruel man 
 
chimkin-nug: i don’t feel safe anymore

s4 episode 1 special

october - 12 - 2019
12:31 PM
we are number one (NO ADDING ANYBODY)
21 members
 
ducktape: bakusquad is going to mcdonald’s, do you guys want anything?
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: depends. who’s buying?

RyanReynolds: WHY DOES THAT MATTER 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: if you’re buying i’m taking the entire store 
 
RyanReynolds: cruel 
 
ducktape: i’m buying 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: ok i just want fries then
 
PrincessBubblegum: i was just thinking of getting a fuckton of nugs. does anybody want?
 
Defying-Uravity: yeah just get the nuggets 
 
octagon: nuggets and fries and we can all split 
 
Kermit: Can you also grab me a chocolate dipped cone 
 
Defying-Uravity: ice cream machine broke 
 
Kermit: Don't say that, you’re going to jinx it 
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread: We also have leftovers at home for you guys 
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread: And a hell lot of bentos that All Might brought over 
 
ouiouibitch: we’ll make our own bentos by compiling a bunch of nuggets and fries together 
 
PrincessBubblegum: the american bento 
 
RyanReynolds: food fit for kings
 
PrincessBubblegum: HELL YEAHHH
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: tonight,,, we feast 
 
Kermit: Food from the gods 
 
SoccerMom: Thank you for food.

ducktape:

octagon: we worship the god of nuggets 
 
Cryptidroki: We tell the story of the nuggets to our children 
 
EdgarAllanCrow: Pass on the legend to our next of kin 
 
Defying-Uravity: let me sing you a ballad of our heroes. sero and his nuggets 
 
PrincessBubblegum: HES A SHEPHERD AND THE NUGGETS ARE HIS SHEEP 
 
ducktape: baa
 
Defying-Uravity: jirou write a ballad for shepherd sero 
 
AirpodHater: why
 
Defying-Uravity: smh youve been granted the greatest honor yet you refuse 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: OFF WITH HER HEAD
 
ducktape: eat, my children 
 
RyanReynolds: wow feed me daddy 
 
DwayneJohnson: KAMINARI 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: CNEKOSKDFKFN N O 
 
ducktape: i’m going to jump off this train 
 
Defying-Uravity: saturday’s are for the boys 
 
ikazooku: OH
 
Kermit: Kaminari stop being kinky for one second 
 
octagon: bard energy 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: is that a dnd joke?
 
octagon: yeah 
 
ducktape: i’m going to chuck myself into a volcano. never call me daddy again 
 
ouiouibitch: okay zaddy 
 
ducktape: i am Discomfort 
 
PrincessBubblegum: zaddy tape spider-man 
 
LeggyForEggy: I just wanted some nuggets 
 
Defying-Uravity: god rwest youwr souwl  
 
octagon: there is no god only zaddy tape man
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: spiderverse 2 is essentially about zaddy tape man buying all the scotch tape in the world and then they have to defeat him 
 
PrincessBubblegum: cool crossover fic
 
ikazooku: and then tobey maguire starts dancing 
 
Kermit: Andrew Garfield is eating lasagna 
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: THATS THE WRONG GARFIELD BUT THAT MAKES IT SO MUCH FUNNIER 
 
DwayneJohnson: and tom holland is being british 
 
Cryptidroki: Could Zaddy Tape Man defeat Thanos?
 
ducktape: please i just wanna deliver these nugs

ducktape:

bakuno: gonna cry? gonna piss your pants maybe?
 
hagakurethefriendlyghost: EVEN BAKUGOU
 
ducktape: baku please spare me

bakuno:

Insomniacat: what the fuck is that 
 
Cryptidroki: actual photo of bakugou (colorized 2019)
 
RyanReynolds: cool selfie 
 
ikazooku: no that’s my sleep paralysis demon
 
Defying-Uravity: jokes on you, bakugou IS my sleep paralysis demon 
 
Kermit: Lmao checkmate 
 
ouiouibitch: you’re just trying to go to sleep but there’s a mini bakugou in the corner of your room
 
Defying-Uravity: me: *trying to sleep*
demonic bakugou in the corner of my room: DIEEEE
 
RyanReynolds: that’s what i hear everyday of my life 
 
monky: i think every 1A student hears that everyday of their life
 
DisneyPrincess: i think that’s what every UA student hears everyday of their life 
 
ducktape: kouda damn chill out 
 
octagon: imagine youre business ed and you’re trying to concentrate on business stuff or whatever and you just hear bakugou yelling 
 
Cryptidroki: “Ah shit, here we go again”
 
EdgarAllanCrow: How can there be so much anger in one body?
 
Insomniacat: *slaps bakugou* this bad boy can fit so much fucking anger in it

ouiouibitch: bakugou and zaddy tape man have enough raw power to power an entire city 
 
Kermit: When they said, “Let’s use renewable energy!” I don’t think that’s what the meant.
 
LeggyForEggy: That’s not… what??
 
DwayneJohnson: iida is confusion somebody help him 
 
Let’s-Get-This-Bread: I’m just as lost as well
 
ducktape: SHUT UP ABOUT ZADDY TAPE MAN 
SHUT UP ABOUT ZADDY TAPE MAN

hagakurethefriendlyghost: lmao baddy bape ban 
 
SoccerMom: The takeover has begun 
 
PrincessBubblegum: WHAT
 
Insomniacat: the time is near 
 
RyanReynolds: it’s started 
 
AirpodHater: oh boyyy
 
when writing the halloween chapter, i ended up being in a bit of a funk. a writers block if you will. thats my fault for only starting a week and a half in advance. heres a snippet of the beginning. if yall are interested i may finish it. just a little treat for you guys who've been patient with me, not even my wonderful beta reader has seen this yet so uwuwuwwu 
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Lightning lit the darkened halls as Shinsou made his way down, one foot at a time. A sort of rhythm he had made. Left. Right. Left. Right. His head turned behind him, feeling as if somebody was on his trail. As expected, he was alone in this pitch black hallway. The hallway was completely empty. His footsteps, the only sound in the empty hallway, it echoed off the barren walls. You could hear a pin drop.

He deeply inhaled the musky air and kept on going, ignoring the feeling of discomfort as goosebumps pricked at his arms. Doors lined the walls in a repetitive pattern. The windows were covered by curtains, leaving him in utmost darkness except for the occasional burst of lightning. A pattern was displayed neatly on the carpet. It was rather pretty.

The thunder rumbled on outside as rain pounded at the windows, demanding to be heard. The wind wailed, letting out a desperate cry, whisking at the panes of the glass. Once in a while, a loud boom would sound from outside making Shinsou jump. Occasionally, a flash of lightning would light up the hallway once again. It was for a brief moment, highlighting the hallway for him to see that there was nothing there except his own shadow, showing him that he was truly alone.

Feeling a shiver run up his body, Shinsou shoved his hands in his pockets and continued his slow and steady walk. A deep pit rested in his stomach. He couldn’t shake off the feeling that he was being watched, being followed. The hairs on his neck bristled. The air grew muggy and damp. Shinsou felt the urge to run, to get out of there as soon as possible.

No, he reminded himself, I have to keep going. He couldn’t chicken himself out of this one. At least, not when he had a job to do. He'd just have to face it as it was.

He finally stopped in front of an ominous, hulking door. Shinsou sucked in a breath, preparing himself for what was behind it. He reassured himself that he could handle whatever was behind the door. His hands feeling slippery, he gently turned the knob opened. The door creaked open slowly with a low squeak, revealing a group of familiar faces looking straight at him. The faces of those in the room were shadowed, but Shinsou recognized the containments of the room anyway. It was a rather diverse room. One with people of many shapes, colors, and sizes. There was no doubting who they were, not when he's seen them in action, not when he's heard whispers on the street of what they've done. Even just by looking at the lines of their faces, it was clear to him. These were not people to mess with.They were all scattered around the room, glaring at him with a deep intensity that made Shinsou’s haunches rise.

Keep calm

, he told himself. He would not run in the face of danger. He was a hero, goddammit.

In the center of the dark room was a figure at a desk. The person there seemed to carry some regality. Their posture was composed, their hands were clasped on the desk. A mischievous spark twinkled in their eye. You could tell they controlled the fate of everybody else here. They carried themself higher than everybody else in the room, they had the stature of somebody with power. With a simple wave of their hand, Shinsou bet this person could send everybody in the room after him. Shinsou felt a twinge of nervousness at the intimidating stance. He didn’t want to mess with that kind of power. It also didn’t help that because of the darkness of the room, the person's face was shadowed, giving them a forbidding aura.

Another strike of lightning lit up the room, including the figure at the desk themself. It was brief. Light cast on the person’s face highlighting the person’s sharp lines. Shinsou tensed up upon recognizing who it was. Said person's face stretched into a smile at the boy’s obvious anxiousness. “Hey everybody, look what the cat dragged in,” the person hollered, somewhat of a Jersey accent breaking in. Shinsou watched as eyes from around the room narrowed in on him, as if he was fresh meat. In a sense, he kind of was.

The person at the desk licked their lips, keeping a close eye on Shinsou’s every move, like a predator waiting to pounce. Their eyebrow was cocked, expecting something from Shinsou. When he didn’t say anything, they took it upon themselves to crow out, “So, pussycat, do you have what I asked for?” When Shinsou hesitated, somebody released an ugly cackle from across the room. Wicked roaring from the other side. Shinsou shifted uneasily. He had to keep his composure. Don’t show any more signs of fear.