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Dear Authors of Ao3, Fanfiction.net, Wattpad, etc., What the fuck?
Yuu-chan, you said you wouldn't hurt their feelings!
Mika, these people wrote lemons about us. L E M O N S . Lemons? Like the fruit? Nevermind... anyway, you author people, STOP WRITING ABOUT US.
But Yuu-chan, you should feel honored that these humans are writing about you and your friends! Although, I have no idea why they are writing about your lives of all people...
What's that supposed to mean?
I mean, compared to people like Shinya, Guren, and I, you guys are... well, kinda boring. You and Kimizuki's fighting and Yoichi's innocence can also get someone so far.
...seriously? Shinya and Guren? And you? What's so special about you guys? Guren is just a lazy ass and Shinya is a stalker. He has a collection of Guren pictures! He even got a picture of me!
Oh... he did?
...Mika I swear to myself that you better not take that picture of me from Shinya.
Hmph. Fine. I have enough pictures anyway.
WHAT?!?
Uh... nothing. And to answer your question, Guren and Shinya had that whole love triangle thing with Shinoa's sister. That would be interesting.
Huh? Since when were you into romance? And how do you even know about that?
You don't have to worry about that Yuu-chan! Also, why wouldn't someone want to write about me? I'm very charming~
What does charm have to do with anything?
This is exactly what I mean Yuu-chan! As the main character of this anime, you have to have charm! It's very important!
Hmph. I still don't get why any of this matters.
Yuu-chan, have you seen my fanbase?
You have a fanbase?!?
Of course I do! I'm very charming after all.
Ugh... please stop. Aw, don't be like that! You are loved too. You have a pretty big fanbase too after all. I'm in it! So, you're telling me... that I have a fanbase... filled with hundreds of strangers... and you're in it?!?! Why didn't you ever tell me?!?
I thought you knew! Besides, as the leader of the official Yuu Fanbase Club-
YOU'RE THE LEADER?!? Duh. You're my best friend. My family~ ARE YOU ANOTHER STALKER? Uh... no. Hmph. I don't know if I should believe you... Eh? Why not? So I'll tickle it out of you~ NO NO NO DON'T YOU DAR-
...Yuu-chan?
Hm?
I think we missed the whole point of this letter.
...well, shit. Lots of Love (mostly from Mika and some from Yuu),Mika and Yuu~
(P.S. from Shinoa: I ship it~)