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Tucker sat outside it was surprisingly sunny out yet he was completely bored. Today was supposed to be a day of relaxation and it kind of was but it was still boring. He sat on the grass next to Kai while Caboose sat a few feet away from them blowing bubbles with a little bubble wand Washington gave him. God knows where he found the damn thing but Wash had been surprising them lately. Especially since letting Church and Carolina just come back even though they left us on countless occasions, speaking of which apparently Church liked to read. Something Tucker didn't care to know before.
He looked over as Church sat on a lawn chair away from them with a book in his hand and glasses hanging off the bookworm’s face. Washington said they would be taking a break so no one was really in their armor. Carolina would probably put her armor on later today but she was still inside doing er- whatever it is that she does. Tucker laid down on the grass looking up at the sky it was too damn bright. Kai’s laughter broke him from his thoughts.“Are you bored?” she asked him
Tucker laughed “No not at all.” he said sarcastically.
Caboose looked up at them from the patch of grass he was sitting on “Hey Kai if you are bored I can blow bubbles and you can pop them.” Caboose smiled a klutzy grin.
Washington looked over to Tucker from next to Church as he leaned against the wall “Damn you need a hobby or some shit.”
Tucker sighed covering his eyes with his arm blocking out the sun. A few moments later Carolina came outside and as Tucker guessed it she was wearing a full suit of armor except for her helmet. Tucker watched as she looked to Wash and asked for him to come inside and help her with something. Wash nodded and turned to Church“Can you watch them? Just make sure they don't do anything too stupid.” he asked.
Church nodded not looking up from his book. After Wash and Carolina went inside Tucker smiled because obviously Wash didn't learn that Church didn't care what they do as long as it doesn't disrupt him.Caboose sat up “Tucker!” he whined worried.Tucker groaned sitting up “What did you do now Caboose?”Caboose smiled “We should water the grass.”Kai looked over to Church and than back to Caboose “Why?”Caboose pulled at the grass under him “Because its all patchy and this way were helping the environment.”Tucker nodded it was a dumb idea but he was bored as hell he sat up “Let me get the hose.”
Tucker came back moments later with a grey hose pouring out water. He only knew where to find it because last week Wash made him clean out the back of the base and under all the mud he made the discovery that there was a just in case of fire hose. They probably installed them when they sent Donut to the canyon.
Tucker dragged the hose to the grass and pulled up a chair, he sat down and began pouring water on the grass. Caboose smiled satisfied with his “good dead” as he continued blowing bubbles. Kai however was not as pleased “Let me water.” she said
“Nah leave the gardening stuff to the men.” Tucker replied with a smirk
Kai smiled wickedly “Last time I checked this was a free fucking state.”
Tucker shook his head “Were on a Goddamn planet last I checked.”
Kai stood up and held out her hand for the hose. Tucker smiled he knew just how to press her buttons in all the right way. He didn't hand her the hose instead he pressed his finger on the spout and pointed it at her. Water came out quick from the force and she got soaked.
“Hey! Now im all wet.” she said smiling looking at her soaked yellow shirt and denim shorts
Tucker smirked looking her up and down “Bow-Chicka-Bow-Wow.”
Kai then glanced up at him and smiled “That's it.” She moved towards him and he sprayed her again hoping up on the chair for higher ground. As he did this water splashed everywhere getting on him,
Kai, and Caboose. Caboose looked up at him as he got sprayed
“Stupid Tucker.” he said annoyed.
His comments were ignored though as Kai began jumping up trying to grab the hose as Tucker lifted it higher than her reach tilting it down so the water poured directly on her and Caboose. Just as water soaked the ground Washington and Carolina exited the base they didn't say anything at first kind if just watching this unfold. As they came outside Caboose must have gotten tired of being sprayed with water because he grabbed the part of the hose cord on the ground and pulled it. He didn't need to use a lot of force Caboose was strong. So strong that as he pulled the cord Tucker and the chair tumbled down onto the grass. Caboose than crouched down over him as he took the hose from Tucker and playfully started spraying him with it. Kai stood back and cheered stepping on the hose in the process causing the water to stop. She smiled as Caboose looked down the hole where the water once came out of, and she honestly didn't feel bad for this next part. As Caboose looked down she stepped off the cord and the water splashed him in the face she sat on the wet grassy floor laughing her ass off. Tucker finally took the hose from Caboose and than noticed Washington and Carolina watching them Tucker smiled.
“Hey guys.”
Washington rolled his eyes and turned to Church who somehow didn't manage to get a single drop of water on him “I thought you were watching them.”
Church looked up from his book “I am.”
Carolina sighed “You guys are so immature.”
Tucker than glanced over to Kai he gave her a look and she smiled back. Tucker than turned back to face Wash and Carolina, he took the hose and he pressed his finger on the spout of it and pointed it at Carolina and Wash soaking them in water. Carolina smiled the kind of smile she gets when she's half ticked off and half accepting a challenge “Oh it's on.”
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-Chat created by Simmons -9:00pm
-Simmons added-Sarge-Grif-Donut -9:02 Grif: Simmons??? Simmons: Yes? Grif: What the FUCK is this Simmons: It's a groupchat dumbass. Grif: well duh but Y?!?! Simmons: So I can keep in contact with all my BaseBook friends. Grif: -_-Sarge: what in the Sam Hill is this Simmons: Its a group chat sir.Sarge: Simmons why are you on the instasnap when the Blues could be attacking the base! Simmons: Its 9:30 pm Sir. I highly doubt there plotting.Sarge: Those dirty blues are ruthless! now get outside the base and take nightwatch! Simmons: Permission to speak freely sir?Sarge: permission denied. Now go!-Simmons has left the chat
-Sarge has left the chat Grif: Kis ass -Grif left the chat -9:4210:45pm Simmons: Shut up Grif. Simmons: *Kiss Grif: shut up-2:00pmDonut: Ooooooh a group chat Grif: wtf did you invite Donut Simmons: Because he’s part of the team dipshit.Donut: UwU Grif: fine if u can add people so can i Simmons: Who the hell are you going to add?-Grif added Kai -2:15Kai: What is dis…. Simmons: Seriously? It’s a group chat.Kai: Why thou?-Simmons left the chat -2:18Donut: Don’t mind him hes just jealous because he doesnt have a profile picKai: I do. The cop helped me pick it out, told me that it matched my armorDonut: Its so u :-* Kai: Thxs Donut: Still waiting for a profile pic from u Grif Grif: no way in hell am i doing thatKai: Come on bro -Grif left the chat -2:34Donut: Party Pooper-Donut added Doc -2:35 Doc: Woah hey guys. Kai: Who r u? Doc: Im Doc, I did your physicalKai: oh ok. Heyyyyyy Simmons: Seriously Donut!!!Donut: What? Simmons: Why would you add him! He’s also O’Malley you know that right??? Doc: THATS RIGHT YOU FOOLS >: ) Doc: MUHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHKai: soooooooo dont discriminate you sexist!Donut: come on Simmons i thought u were better than this Simmons: I'm not sexist. Kai: yea right! let me guess you must believe girls cant move heavy stuff or mow the lawn or get a boner Simmons: Wait, but girls can’t get a boner?!?!?!Kai: Thats what you think bitch Grif: ZINGGGG wait what?!?!? Doc: What??? Simmons: Wait what?Kai: ; )Simmons-Grif-Doc left the chat -2:56Kai: Pshhh you guys suckKai: aaaaand im bored-Kai added Tucker -3:14Tucker: Hey bbyKai: Heyyyyyy :-* Grif: no no no. this is not a fucking groupchat for you to chat up my sister you fucking cockbiteKai: I can take care of myselfTucker: your right id much rather watch you and simmons talk it up ; ) Grif: i thought we werent going to talk about that Simmons: Yea, Fuck you.Kai: When and Where?Tucker: 9:00 pm last door on the right. I’ll keep it unlocked ; ) -Grif left the chat -3:23 Simmons: Ugh don’t you ever get tired of being a fucking pervert?Tucker: Nah. sometimes thou I get a thought so fucking innapropriate that i feel like dumping a bucket of water on myself. Like calm down, self. tone it down. think about jesus Simmons: … Simmons: You are fucked up in so many waysTucker: Wrong. i GET fucked up in so many ways ; )Kai: ill take that as a compliment ; ) Simmons: I’ve had enough, I’m getting out now.Tucker: Bow Chicka Bow Wow -Simmons left the chat -3:27 Tucker: guess its just you and me bby ; ) Grif: I think not assholeTucker: hmfKai: nvm him 9:00pm?Tucker: yup ; )-Grif left the chat -3:29
-Kai left the chat -3:30
-Tucker left the chat -3:31-7:30 Grif: Hey Simmons where do you keep all the twinkies? Grif: Nvm found them Simmons: I swear to god Grif you're destroying my organs! Grif: First of all: fuck you Simmons. Second of all: there mine nowDonut: awwww you two bicker like an old married couple Grif: fuck off donutTucker: fuck off donut? ; ) Grif: uhggggggggggggg Simmons: How did this happen? This groupchat was suppose to be me and the red team, thats it! U guys fucked it up. Grif: *group chat *suppose *that’s *You Simmons: Shut up Grif!Donut: awww there first lovers tiffKai: XD-Tucker added Cbose -7:45Tucker: u guys enjoy that-Tucker left the chat -7:48 Simmons: Tucker im going to kill you! Grif: *i’m Cbose: whaz dis Simmons: siiigh. A group chat.Cbose: GOD???? Simmons: No. It’s me Simmons. I’m typing messages to you. Grif: DumbassCbose: that is not veryy noice simmons Grif: What?? No its Grif. check whos sending the messeges dipshitCbose: oooooooh HI EVERYBODYCbose: WHY AM I SCREEMINGKai: your caps lock is probably onCbose: AHHHH oh thxs maam i am savedCbose: wat else can i doTucker: pretty much just chat and add people to the chat-Cbose added Wash -7:59Tucker: ...Cbose: LIke dat Simmons: ugh yes.Tucker: XD Wash: What. The. Fuck Grif: welcome to hell buddy Wash: Seriously guys? Kai: yuppp Wash: I have officially hit rock bottom.Tucker: Why hit rock bottom when you can hit my bottom ; )-Wash left the chat -8:30-9:00Tucker: Kaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii?Kai: omw-9:30 Grif: KAI!!!! Grif: WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU!?!?!?Kai: lil busy Grif: I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD IF YOUR WITH TUCKER IMMA KILL YOU AND HIM Grif: KAIKAINA!!!!!!!!-10:30Kai: holy fuck chill Grif: NO I WILL NOT FUCKING CHILL WHAT IS THE ONE THING I TELL YOU ALL THE FUCKING TIMEDonut: Wow Grif beating up on your sister Grif: SHUT THE FUCK UP DONUT Grif: WERE YOU WITH TUCKER!?!?!Tucker: still is ; ) Grif: OH MY FUCKING GOD Simmons: Don’t be a dick Tucker.Kai: sooooo? whats the big deal??? Grif: WHATS THE BIG DEAL? YOUR NOT SOME HARLOTKai: I can take care of myself. I dont need you babying meTucker: yea dude. Her body her rulesDonut: preach :3Cbose: privte buttrsnap???Sarge: grrrrrr Simmons???? Simmons: Yes Sir? Grif: I DONT FUCKING CARE I DONT WANT HER NEAR YOU Doc: lets resolve this issue peacefully Tucker: SHUT UP DOCSarge: Why in tarnation are you associating with them dirty blues? Simmons: It's not my fault sir Grif started adding them into the groupchat.Sarge: Griiiiiif? Grif: SIMMONS I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR BULLSHIT RN IM DEALING WITH KAI Doc: YES FIGHT YOU FOOOLSS >: )Tucker: LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE MANKai: GRIF I CAN TAKE CARE OF MYSELFCbose: guys dn’t fite Grif: NO YOU FUCKING CANT!Sarge: Simmons this is the worst skype i’ve ever seen Simmons: UGHHHHHHHH I KNOWKai: WHEN HAVE I NOT BEEN ABLE TO?!?!?!Cbose: PLZ DN’T FITE!!!!!!!!!1Tucker: SHUT UP CABOOSE Grif: SINCE FUCKING FOREVER Doc: MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHADonut: GUYS! Wash: Can you guys knock it off your scaring Caboose and he won’t leave my room.Kai: OH FUCK OFF GRIFCbose: :’ (-Cbose added Church -11:08-11:22Tucker: ... Simmons: um Wash: uh Caboose I don’t think he’s going to answer.Cbose: yesh he willl Wash: No Caboose he won’t Grif: Caboose church is gone.Cbose: for nowKai: no he’s gone forever CabooseTucker: Sorry man…Cbose: oh. Wash: Simmons a group chat was an innocent idea but I think it’s time to shut it down Simmons: yea…Sarge: How do I stop getting messages? Like permanently get rid of this Simmons: Just delete the chat from your inbox.-Sarge deleted the chat -11:26
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-Doc deleted the chat -11:27
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-Grif deleted the chat -11:28 Wash: I’m sorry Caboose-Wash deleted the chat -11:29Cbose: Church?-11:45Cbose: Mr. Washingtub was riteCbose: this dis was a dumb idaeCbose: im so stoopid-Cbose deleted the chat -11:49 Church: What the Fuck is this?