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1nsan3lyC00l has created a group chat named ‘Human Studies Project’!
1nsan3lyC00l:
1nsan3lyC00l: Sup Sluts ConnorMorphine: What the actual fuck is this? 1nsan3lyC00l: Ok so heres the rundown 1nsan3lyC00l: For a human studies project my teach got random phone numbers of people in my age group don’t ask how cause idk. 1nsan3lyC00l: So Y'all are stuck with me 🤠 1nsan3lyC00l: And on that note, introduce y’allselves or PERISH 1nsan3lyC00l: I’m the INSANELY COOL Jared Kleinman™ and I currently reside in New Jersey ConnorMorphine: Oh God Damnit. 1nsan3lyC00l: Wut ConnorMorphine: Connor Murphy, New Jersey 1nsan3lyC00l: Ha 1nsan3lyC00l: Ur stuck w me edge boy ConnorMorphine: I’m well aware Lorax: Oh Lorax: Evan Hansen, New Jersey Lorax: Wait so there's like strangers on here? What if they're like creepy old people Lorax: Oh my god Jared Lorax: I just gave creepy old people my name and location 1nsan3lyC00l: Yo chill Evan 1nsan3lyC00l: It’s people in our age group 1nsan3lyC00l: I think the oldest person here is 20? MichaelMakesAnExit: Random chaotic group chats? MichaelMakesAnExit: I’ve found my people. MichaelMakesAnExit: Michael Mell, New Jersey. 1nsan3lyC00l: Finally some new people 1nsan3lyC00l: No offense Evan 1nsan3lyC00l: Full offense Connor ConnorMorphine: Fuck you too Jared Lorax: What is this, some kind of crossover episode? 1nsan3lyC00l: Evan memeing? 1nsan3lyC00l: In my good Christian group chat™? 1nsan3lyC00l: More likely than you think. Orlandosexual: But I’m not Christian? 1nsan3lyC00l: What a bruh moment 1nsan3lyC00l: It’s a meme dude Orlandosexual: What’s a meme? MichaelMakesAnExit: Wait MichaelMakesAnExit: How old are you? Please don’t say 60 1nsan3lyC00l: OH MY GOD I ALREADY WENT OVER THIS NO ONE HERE IS OLDER THAN 20 Orlandosexual: I’m uh Orlandosexual: 20 Lorax: lmao Lorax: Wait what does lmao mean ConnorMorphine: nvm this is entertaining 1nsan3lyC00l: Yeah even Evan Hansen, tree kid, the one who doesn't even know what lmao means, knows what memes are 1nsan3lyC00l: Anyway name and location or PERISH Orlandosexual: Uh fuck ok if it’s for a project Orlandosexual: Kevin Price, Utah but I’m in Uganda for the next year. I’ve been here for like a year MichaelMakesAnExit: I don’t think I’d choose Uganda as a vacation spot HolyProphetMan: Nah we here for our mission HolyProphetMan: Oh guess I should introduce myself since I’ve been stalking the chat since it was made Lorax: See Jared I knew this was dangerous!!! ConnorMorphine: It’s a figure of speech Evan Lorax: Oh Lorax: … HolyProphetMan: I’m PROPHET Arnold Cunningham!!! I’m from Utah but right now I’m in Uganda with Kevin for the next year! He’s my best friend!! 1nsan3lyC00l: Wait wuts a mission Orlandosexual: Before anyone asks and Arnold answers yes he’s a prophet he founded a religion Orlandosexual: Though the details behind said religion are uh not PG PrayTheGayAway: Since neither of you are answering Jared I guess I will PrayTheGayAway: The three of us are Mormon PrayTheGayAway: Well, ex-Mormon (long story, don’t ask) PrayTheGayAway: And we get sent someone to try and convert people to Mormonism basically. PrayTheGayAway: Connor McKinley, same location situation as Kevin and Elder Cunningham, except I’m from New York. ConnorMorphine: There can only be one PrayTheGayAway: Bet MichaelMakesAnExit: OK ladies stop fighting IAmHeere: Hey Michael 1nsan3lyC00l: Oh? Gay ConnorMorphine: I hate to agree with Jared but gay Orlandosexual: Gay HolyProphetMan: From being around Kevin long enough I can conclude this is in fact, gay. Orlandosexual: BETRAYED PrayTheGayAway: Arnold stop bullying my boyfriend PrayTheGayAway: Anyway, gay. Lorax: um, gay? MichaelMakesAnExit: Sorry Jeremy but that was kind of gay. IAmHeere: I came here to have a good time and honestly I’m feeling so attacked right now. IAmHeere: Are you guys just gonna ignore the fact that @PrayTheGayAway basically just said he and @Orlandosexual are dating, and in fact, have big homosexual? 1nsan3lyC00l: PLOT TWIST 1nsan3lyC00l: Wait is anybody in this chat straight? HolyProphetMan: Yeah 1nsan3lyC00l: Anyone besides Arnold? Orlandosexual: fjbwekhbfvekswjbvfkewjnfowebf Orlandosexual: Revenge is a dish best served cold Arnold HolyProphetMan: *Kevin’s massive ego has entered the chat* ConnorMorphine: Hello 911 I just witnessed a murder 1nsan3lyC00l: Ok ok stop bickering like my parents and @IAmHeere introduce urself or perish IAmHeere: Ay yo I’m Jeremy Heere and I live in NJ ConnorMorphine: ‘ay yo’ please never talk again Lorax: I’m so scared of this chat. 1nsan3lyC00l: yeah someones gonna be dead by the end of the day PrayTheGayAway: and who’s fault is that? MichaelMakesAnExit: Probably the edgy Connor PrayTheGayAway: yeah 1nsan3lyC00l: yeah IAmHeere: yeah Orlandosexual: yeah HolyProphetMan: yeah Lorax: uh yeah? ConnorMorphine: damn even Evan agrees ConnorMorphine: hell, even I agree 1nsan3lyC00l: Well sluts it's late and I got a test tomorrow so, the rest of y’alls introduce urself tomorrow bye ConnorMorphine: Oh thank god ConnorMorphine: wait fuck there's more of us? IAmHeere: F
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1nsan3lyC00l:
1nsan3lyC00l:
How do I look?
ConnorMorphine:
Ugly
Lorax:
Connor that’s mean!!! He has a date 🙁
ConnorMorphine:
You look ok I guess
1nsan3lyC00l:
Whipped lmao
ConnorMorphine:
I take back my previous text
ConnorMorphine:
ur ugly
1nsan3lyC00l:
Wow
1nsan3lyC00l:
Wound my pride
MichaelMakesAnExit:
That reminds me!
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Evan
Lorax:
yes?
MichaelMakesAnExit:
did you ever find out what lmao means?
Lorax:
Uh sorry but no I didn’t
HolyProphetMan:
wow
HolyProphetMan:
even Kevin knows what lmao means
Orlandosexual:
No I don’t
HolyProphetMan:
well guess I overestimated you once again
IAmHeere:
IAmHeere:
F for Kevin
PrayTheGayAway:
Since nobody has asked him yet
PrayTheGayAway:
Jared who’s your date with?
1nsan3lyC00l:
FINALLY SOMEONE ASKED
1nsan3lyC00l:
My Minecraft boyfriend
-Lorax has changed the chat name to ‘Jared Don’t Talk Challenge’!-
Lorax:
Oh god did it just tell the whole chat I renamed it
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Yeah but
MichaelMakesAnExit:
I ain’t gonna lie, you’re like the most iconic person in this god forsaken chat
ConnorMorphine:
He speaks of trees and truth
IAmHeere:
lol Evan’s blushing
1nsan3lyC00l:
Wait
1nsan3lyC00l:
y r u w Evan
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Spelling has left the chat
1nsan3lyC00l:
Kevin you can’t read it bc ur old
Orlandosexual:
Rude
PrayTheGayAway:
Rude
HolyProphetMan:
rude
Lorax:
Jared I thought I told you
Lorax:
My mom and Mr. Heere (well he wants me to call him by his name but that seems really informal and I feel
bad so I always call him Mr. Heere) are dating.
Lorax:
Anyway
Lorax:
They want us to spend time together
Lorax:
So like
Lorax:
Yeah
1nsan3lyC00l:
wut
MichaelMakesAnExit:
What
PrayTheGayAway:
What
Orlandosexual:
What
ConnorMorphine:
What
HolyProphetMan:
what
1nsan3lyC00l:
IAmHeere:
welcome to WatchMojo.com and today we’re counting down our picks for the top ten plot twists in anime
Lorax:
Besides Jeremy memeing
Lorax:
That was a very underwhelming reaction compared to what I expected
1nsan3lyC00l:
well you probably expected your phone to literally blow up
ConnorMorphine:
Jared did you forget the chat name
ConnorMorphine:
It’s the
Jared Don’t Talk Challenge
HolyProphetMan:
At times like these I hate how we don’t have popcorn in Uganda
IAmHeere:
f
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Wait
MichaelMakesAnExit:
If Evan and Jeremy know where each other lives
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Doesn't that mean we can meet up?
1nsan3lyC00l:
yessssss
1nsan3lyC00l:
now that’s an epic victory royale *cool Fortnite dance*
ConnorMorphine:
How about
ConnorMorphine:
No
Lorax:
I mean my therapist says I need to get out more
Lorax:
And it sounds very fun
Lorax:
SO SURE!!!!
Lorax:
Sorry I accidentally pressed the caps lock
ConnorMorphine:
I mean I guess I’d go too
IAmHeere:
whipped
ConnorMorphine:
I will end your entire bloodline
ConnorMorphine:
Bitch
IAmHeere:
I’m shaking crying rn
Orlandosexual:
What about us? We’re, I don’t know, across an entire sea?
HolyProphetMan:
I was waiting for him to complain about the attention not being on him
PrayTheGayAway:
Hate to say it but same tbh
Orlandosexual:
Betrayed by my best friend AND boyfriend
Orlandosexual:
Sad Mormon hours
1nsan3lyC00l:
d
1nsan3lyC00l:
did Kevin just meme
Orlandosexual:
What’s a meme?
Orlandosexual:
I’m joking, I know what a meme is.
MichaelMakesAnExit:
Oh thank God
Orlandosexual:
Guess you could say
Orlandosexual:
I trolled you guys
MichaelMakesAnExit:
F
IAmHeere:
F
1nsan3lyC00l:
KEVIN JUST TOOK A FAT F
ConnorMorphine:
F
HolyProphetMan:
FFFFFFFFFFFF
Lorax:
F
Lorax:
Why are we saying F
PrayTheGayAway:
Oh em gosh
PrayTheGayAway:
Kevin
PrayTheGayAway:
Sweetie
PrayTheGayAway:
No
Orlandosexual:
What?
IAmHeere:
is no one gonna point out that Connor unironically said oh em gosh
HolyProphetMan:
you get used to it
PrayTheGayAway:
Used to what?
Orlandosexual:
Yeah, used to what Arnold?
-ChainsawFucker has entered the chat!-