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Negan had finally found him. The Killer, the Zombie Slayer, the Survivor. It filled him with violent excitement. He couldn't help but get a hard on. Despite this, Negan had to go out there. Put on a performance to show em who's boss. He grabbed Lucille, putting her over his shoulder while adjusting his package with his other hand. When satisfied, he opened the RV door. Ready to greet his new wife and his little group of killers. He couldn't wait to break the man, Rick Grimes.
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Negan sauntered out. Examining the situation. His men had Rick's group surrounded and on their knees. Negan examined each group member. Trying to figure out which one was Rick before he spoke. To hell with it. He was eager to find out who his new wife was gonna be. "So.. Which one of you is Rick? The Leader?" Negan questioned, waving Lucille in front of them. He stopped at the last person."Are you Rick?" Negan asked. He got no answer, he changed to the next person in line. "What about you, cowboy?" He asked, smiling at the ridiculous hat. Looked like a teenager. No answer. Negan continued this line of questioning, until he reached the last person. He even asked the females out of humour but no response. Not even a laugh. Well Negan laughed. "If nobody ain't gonna start singing, Imm'a start swinging." He warned, putting Lucille against the cowboys head and pushing him down. "I.. I'm Rick," a voice spoke. Negan quickly looked towards the others."Which one of you said that?" He asked. "I did," the man in the centre of the group said. Negan's attention was on him completely. A beautiful shaking man with a beard and unkempt hair looked to Negan but soon looked down after making eye contact. Negan crouched in front of the man and grabbed his chin, forcing him to look him in the eyes. He let go and ran his hand through the man's wet hair. Negan bit his lower lip. A look of nervousness and confusion on Rick's face. Negan admired his beauty. It made his cock ache. He couldn't help but smile at his reaction. "Well, well, well. So you're the one I've been hearing so much about. You've been killing my men," Negan said, standing up, "and that ain't gonna sit well with me!" He announced, leaning back. His men hollered and yelled in agreement. "What should I do about it, men?" Negan questioned, looking around. Negan's men all yelled suggestions and ideas. Until one caught his attention. "Enough! I heard a really fun idea!" Negan said happily. All his men quieted down. "Let's play some baseball!" Negan announced. His men cheered. "Now.. how this will work is.. I start a lil ole rhyme and who ever I land on, finishes it. Simple enough, right?" Negan grinned. Almost all of Rick's group look confused and nervous, especially Rick. It made him all giddy and tingly inside. One man in particular got on his nerves though. Made the good feeling turn into a bad one. A violent, bat swinging one."Let's start this, little harmless game, shall we?" Negan said, pointing Lucille towards Rick. Of course Negan had no intention of harming him yet but it was nice to see Rick scared shitless. "Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily,-" With each word, he pointed Lucille to a different person until he ended on the long haired cowboy. "L-Life is but a dream?" The boy said, hesitently and questionably. Negan tilted his head and stared at the boy. The boy shifted uncomfortably. Probably about to piss his pants from fear. Negan smiled."Ding, ding, ding! Correct!" He said, smiling. The boy exhaled out of what Negan assumed was relief. "It's just gonna keep getting tougher and tougher. Hope you can keep up." Negan said, grinning. "Ring-a-round the Rosies, A pocket full of posies, Ashes! Ashes!-" Negan said, repeating the process. This time, pointing Lucille at a Korean looking fellow. The now nervous fellow looked to his allies. "Uh oh! Does someone not know their line?" Negan said, ecstatic. He grabbed Lucille's handle with both hands. His men also seemed to get excited. "No! No.. I-I know it!" The Korean said, in a panic. "W-We all fall down!" He said rushed."Hm.. Good enough I suppose." Negan said, letting his grip loosen. His men started to get restless. "On to the final one!" Negan announced. Negan already had the intention of killing the man who annoyed him but he enjoyed giving them false hope of making it all out alive. "Eeny, meeny, miny, moe, Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let it go, Eeny, meeny, miny,-" Negan repeated the process for the last time. By a twist of fate he landed on the stone faced, glaring son of a bitch that irked him so much. Negan rested Lucille on his on his shoulder. Giving the illusion of mercy while prepared to swing at a moments notice. "Fuck you." The ginger headed man said as he spat on Negan's shoe."Mr. tough guy, huh? Fortunately for me, wrong answer!" Negan said, smiling. Almost instantaneously, Negan fiercely bashed Lucille against his head. A mixture of screams of horror and cheers of joy resonated throughout the chilly night air. The tough bastard hit the ground like a sack of potatoes. "You can scream, you can beg, you can cry, hell, you're all gonna be doing that anyway, especially you." Negan gleefully said, pointing Lucille at Rick while groping his groin. Negan only got to enjoy watching the man start to cry for a few moments before the man he just bashed in the head got back up. "Well look at you. Taking it like a champ!" He complimented, genuinely surprised. Despite this, he had to finish the job. He bashed Lucille into his head, repeatedly this time. Bashing until the head was nothing but a pile of mush. He stopped and gestured his arms out. Basking in his mens cheers. Negan felt an urge in his groin. He dropped Lucille then undid his zipper and pulled out his cock. Now Negan wasn't one to stroke his own ego but he had one beautifully massive cock. 6' inches soft and 12' inches hard. Veiny and thick as a beer can. Tip covered by foreskin. He also had a pair of big, hairy, low hanging balls to go with his large dick. He grabbed his cock and aimed it at the corpse then began pissing. His men laughed. Negan looked to Rick's group for their reactions. Some looked broken while others were trying to keep themselves together. His main interest was Rick though. He was a nervous wreck. He looked to be spacing out, breathing heavily. Ah, shit. He accidentally splattered some blood on his face. Negan put his cock back, not bothering to shake it. Rick will clean him later. He went to crouch in front of him. Negan touched his bloody cheek but that caused the dazed man to flinch. Bringing him back to reality. "Don't. Move." Negan ordered, grabbing his chin and wiping that blood off with his other hand. Once he was satisfied, he stood up and went to pick up Lucille. "Now men! It's getting late out and we got ourselves quite a catch here. I'd say it's about time we head on home." Negan announced. His men started to get ready to travel. The men that had their guns point at Rick's group ordered them to get up. Rick still seemed to be a bit dazed. He just looked around blankly. "Not you, princess. You're coming with me." Negan said as he grabbed Ricks arm and practically dragged him towards his RV. "Dad!" Negan heard someone shout about halfway to his RV. It stopped him dead in his tracks."Carl?" Rick finally spoke. Negan let go and turned around. The one wearing the cowboy hat was looking at them. "Well, I'll be damned. You got a boy, Rick?" Negan scoffed, one surprise after another. "M-My son.." He said, trying to get up."This just keeps getting sweeter and sweeter. Gentlemen, do be extra careful with that one." Negan ordered as he went to grab Rick again. He dragged Rick to the RV and threw him in.