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Wade/Deadpool's PoV
well it was a one bloody morning of course and something unusual will happen right...*doorbell rings 🔔*now*opens door*Hello Deadpool said the mysterious ManOh. what the hell brings you here?? i asked (a lille bit un-polite)Well. im here to talk about things that you should do... said the mysterious manAnd who the hell are you?? i saidNot important in this situation said the man well thats just lazy writing -_- *at the living room*What now?? i saidyou have a mission.. you must stop the leader of The Tron Group. They want to extinct all beings in this planet and im very sure after the extinction, youre still alive... said the manOkay. for how much? I said$80 Billion Dollars, Deal? said the manDeal. i said this will be epic
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Steven PoV:
Hey! did you hear about weird thing that happens lately?? i askedUmm. you mean a serial killer who wants to kill one person at one day?? said amethystYeah.. wait how did you know about that? i questioned amethystWell. Vidalia told me.. (sooo sorry if wrong spelling) said AmethystWell you know what. Lets solve this and stop this person who tries to kill some people said StevenYeah! said amethyst
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Steven's PoV:*as ametthyst and steven are doing a stakeout (ps: sooo sorry that i didnt include the "stakeout" plan last chapter..)
and they saw a figure with katana blades on his back*Amethyst, do you think he's a killer?? steven askedMaybe. Lets check it out.. said AmethystDeadpool's PoVWell. this operation "kill the destroyer" continues... said DeadpoolNot so fast said the kidHuh.. a kid.. i said
welp.. oh. i forgot that there is some heroes at this town.. shit i said in my mind
By the way, stop killing people.. said the kid
Yeah... said a mysterious purple figure.. but has a gemstone???
oh an amethyst.. yeah right said in my mind
Well someone put me on a mission and plus! , if im done with this, he'll gave me $80 billion! $80! ya hear me! i shouted
ya know what.. lets fight said amethyst
*while they're charging*
Wait! i said
what?
*fourth wall breaks* hey! cue the music
😐 expressed by a kid and amethyst
*music action plays* (insert action music)
what the?! said amethyst
*they we're clashing. amethyst whips deadpool's gun and deadpool uses katana blades.. and as steven and amethyst fuse*
awesome! that is freaking awesome! said deadpool
thanks but lets continue our fight! said smokey
*deadpool tries to cut the fusion, but failed because of smokey's yoyo and deadpool was throwned and suddenly*
*slice*
jeez! said smokey
aaaaaaaa! i cant feel my legs! i cant feel my... oh there they are.... said deadpool
what the.. why are you not dead?! said smokey
because i have healing powers. said deadpool
cool.. well then we will throw you up to the sky then.. said smokey..
wait... wait! how about ill give u an iou.. said deadpool
crao. said to deadpool's mind
*as deadpool flown away... only his top*
bye! said smokey
*deadpool lands to the trash bin..*
aghhhh. man that hurts... said deadpool..
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Pearl's PoV:Where are you Steven?, Just don't play tricks on me., Steven? Steven?! shouted Pearl..My Baby! where are you?! said PearlAmethyst PoV: Mission Accomplished, Maybe? i saidFor now but there's a chance that he will be back said stevenSteven, Let's go Home.. said AmethystPearl's povAs i heard footstepsSteven! ,runs to her baby, where have you been?! *hugs him a little bit tight* said pearlWell.. we were going stakeout and we stopped the killer maybe by slicing his body in half! said stevenWhat?! what on earth! did you do that, you... you'v... i cut offedwell. he has a mutation healing powers... said stevenwhat? i said Yeah. said amethystJust go to sleep steven i said.okay. said steven
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Deadpool's PoVIt was one shitty morning and i saw a thicc lady andWade. said Garnet the hell! HOW DID SHE KNOW MY, Oh wait let me ask her.. *on his mind*Well. how did you know?? Deadpool asksI have future vision.. i see things that might happen... Garnet saidThat's awesome. well. i gotta go. i have buisness to do. ciao… i said*30 minutes later**slice**gasp* *screams*where and who the fuck is your leader! said deadpoolTarget: *Dead*ah.. well. another worst day ever... Deadpool said*Puts katana blades to his back*Steven's PoVWell. Garnet... steven interupted by a scream... what was that... steven askedlets go steven said garnet*as they saw deadpool*Deadpool! Said Stevenoh.. hey star-kid?? said Deadpool*Gasp* *vomits* why did you kill that man?? steven reactedoh.. he knows who's the enemy that ive been looking for but fuck! didnt gave me an answer!! shouted deadpoolGarnet's povas she(sapphire) saw something from the future, she could see the world ended...Steven, lets go home, Now! shouted Garnetand they got home
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Garnet's PoV
*bursts from the door*
Gems! said GarnetHuh?? Garnet? what is it?? said PearlIll tell you when the rest is here... Steven Call Lapis and Peridot. said GarnetOkay! said steven and he goes to call the "Barn Mates"Guyss! Shouted StevenHey Steven! said LapisUhh. hi... umm. Where's Peridot?? asked StevenOh.. she's in the forge to get something for our meep-morps.. said LapisOkay.. lets go at the temple, garnet wants to say something... said stevenOkay. *grabs steven and flies outside and landed at the temple* by lapisIs everyone here? Garnet asksYep.. i guess. said peridotSo.. whats the stitch? asked amethyst.I saw from my future vision that if, we stop Deadpool, the evil humans will destroy mankind... but we must team up with him to stop destroying mankind.... and if the worst future happens, it will be extinction.. said GarnetWhat?! now you say Deadpool is a Good Guy??? said AmethystI suppose, yeah... said GarnetThen lets find him and be him with us until the threat is over.. said Steven..
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Deadpool pov(4th wall breaks) Smell of the blood droppin' and some screams and shots can be heard. isnt this lovely? umm. who are you talking to? said the manim not talking to you *shot his head* i was talking to the readers! shouted deadpool.Man. i missed this moment that i've been killing enemies in a freeway... *helicopter sounds* hey! 👏👏👏 deadpool saidReporter's povoh. it appears that man with red suit is waving at us. said the reporter, in a chopperDeadpool's povman. my fans just terrified at me. said deadpool*Crystal Gems arrive with a superhero landing(well except for steven, he touched down slowly)*Wooo! superhero landing. crystal gems! wow, give em' a round of applause! deadpool clapped.Deadpool! said GarnetYes? said deadpoolWe will help with your mission but first. *amethyst transforms into a handcuffs and cuffed Deadpool and Pearl* you must come with us... said garnet..hmmm. well you know what. *slices arms and jumps out from a freeway* bye! shouted deadpoolGarnet's pov*deadpool's removed hands gestured a "fuck u" signal* *sigh* he's making this so hard... said garnet.
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At April 12, 2019Reporter PoV:Here i am at the Empire city where a man with a red suit is attacking at the highway... the male reporter said.*time skip* Deadpool PoV:Hey you!!!! Who's your fucking boss?! Huh! Shouted by meI wont tell you a thing.. *laughs weirdly* said the manThen you're no use to me... *slices head* by me*time skip*Garnet PoV: *Sigh* Too Late... Deadpool is gone... i saidPearl PoV:*she saw a man who his eyelids are open and he's doing a "fuck u" sign..*Still a badass.... i said-------------------------April 23, 2019Reporter:Here! Live again at Ocean Town which there's a man in a red suit again. And looks like he is going to kill someone... said by the Reporter. Deadpool:Now.. Mr.. Imperial, tell me who's your boss and ill let you go.. said by meI dont know!! Saod by a man has an imperial moustache..Okay then. Goodbye you motherfucker!! *shot his head* by deadpool*siren sounds*The Fuzz.. here we go said by Deadpool*as the fuzz arrived *Police: Put your weapons down!! You have been surrounded. Said by deadpool..You know what.. you should be the one who should be.. and imma gonna count of three... to give up your weapons officer and all of you will live happiliy ever after.. said deadpoolFire! Shouted by a officer*gun sounds* Deadpool:*sigh* gonna do this maximum effort. I say*time skip*Garnet:We didnt make it on time gems... said by garnet..Looks like we're gonna try harder.. said by pearl.. Next chapter soon