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Tony Stark added Lucifer Morningstar, John Constantine, Logan Howlett, Quinn HBJ, Ethan Knight, Bruce Banner, Thor Odinson, Loki Laufeyson, Hela Odinsdottir, James Rhodes, James Barnes, Scott Lang, Hope Van Dyne, Carol Danvers, Eddie Brock, Callum Lynch, Arthur Pendragon, Jesse Custer, Diana Prince, Oliver Queen, and Nathan Summers to “I’m Bored so I Created this Group Chat”
CoffeeAddict is Connected CandianAngerIssues is Connected WARMACHINEROX is Connected AngryVampireSlayer is Connected EthanPeckLook-a-Like is Connected Terminator is Connected TheBornKing is Connected Emo2.0 is Connected OGEmo is Connected FuckLungCancer is Connected EmeraldArcher is Connected GodFuckedOffSoITookOver is Connected MagnetoTurnedAssassin is Connected CandianAngerIssues: What the hell is this Stark?CoffeeAddict: A group chat o.0 CoffeeAddict: Thought that was obviousWARMACHINEROX: Tones… why?CoffeeAddict: In case we need to get in contact *Shrugs*AngryVampireSlayer: Please don't do thatCoffeeAddict: If I didn't, then how would you know if I shrugged or rolled my eyes?AngryVampireSlayer: … AngryVampireSlayer: Okay point -.-EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Why have I been added? EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Quinn, No. Change it.AngryVampireSlayer: But you do look like him :)EthanPeckLook-a-Like: Change It.AngryVampireSlayer: Fine -.-
AngryVampireSlayer changed EthanPeckLook-a-Like's name to Spock
Spock: -.-
Terminator: What the Hell is going on here?!TheBornKing: Tony got bored watching TV and decided to make a group chat
Terminator added DieAlready!
Terminator: Revenge DickwadsDieAlready!: I'm hurt! you guys make GC and don't add me straight away 0o0CandianAngerIssues: Shut it, Wade -.-DieAlready!: I knew you loved me!CandianAngerIssues: I really don't -.-DieAlready!: Wolvie, Baby! You're hurting my feelings!CandianAngerIssues: e.0 DON'T CALL ME THAT!Emo2.0: Am I the only one confused here? Emo2.0: Really Stark? -.-FuckLungCancer: NopeEmeraldArcher: NoGodFuckedOffSoITookOver: NoOGEmo: No. OGEmo: Just look at how made the chat and you'll understandCoffeeAddict: Oh, gee thanks, Mom -.-OGEmo: You're welcome ;)CandianAngerIssues: Is everyone just gonna ignore that?
LiteralDevil is Connected
LiteralDevil: Yes LiteralDevil: Know come to bed Anthony *Smirks*
LiteralDevil is Disconnected
CoffeeAddict: 0.0 Gotta Go! Night Guys!
CoffeeAddict is Disconnected
FuckLungCancer is Disconnected
CandianAngerIssues: How is this my life? -.-MagnetoTurnedAssassin: I really don't know *shrugs*CandianAngerIssues: *Sigh*
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OGEmo is Connected CoffeeAddict is Connected Emo2.0 is Connected WonderWonman is Connected
OGEmo changed her name to GoddessofDeath
GoddessofDeath: BetterCoffeeAddict: Why'd you change it? It was so accurate :(GoddessofDeath: o.0CoffeeAddict: *gulps* You're right I'm sorryEmo2.0: *Smirks*GoddessofDeath: Like your one to brother mineEmo2.0: -.-
WonderWoman added Valkyrie
WonderWoman: Sorry, it was getting boringCoffeeAddict: I feel so attacked right now
CoffeeAddict changed Valkyrie's name to BAMFAlcoholic
BAMFAlcoholic: Not bad :) BAMFAlcoholic: But, why am I here?WonderWoman: The boys are being boring *Shrugs*Emo2.0: -.- So you giving her a decent name but not me? Emo2.0: Your own UNCLE?!CoffeeAddict: Fine if you're that uptight about it *rolls eyes*
CoffeeAddict changed Emo2.0's name to Horny
BAMFAlcoholic: Oh, that's brilliant X'D BAMFAlcoholic: Hey, Laki!Horny: That is not my name BAMFAlcoholic: Whatever BAMFAlcoholic: Why'd you stop wearing the horns?Horny: No comment Horny: Stark! Change my name at once!CoffeeAddict: Aww, but it fitsHorny: Change ItCoffeeAddict: Why? are you ashamed it that it makes your horniness?BAMFAlcoholic: Wow, that was so bad BAMFAlcoholic: Korg could do better in his sleepWonderWoman: I'm sorry Tony but I have to agreeCoffeeAddict: :'(Horny: Change it StarkCoffeeAddict: NO!Horny: I'll replace all the coffee in the compound with decafCoffeeAddict: *narrows eyes* You wouldHorny: o.0 Oh? Pray tell why wouldn't I?CoffeeAddict: ...*Smirks* CoffeeAddict: MOOOOOMM!!GoddessofDeath: Oh for Odin's Sake!
GoddessofDeath has changed Horny's name to Mischief(Not)Managed
GoddessofDeath: Is that acceptable?Mischief(Not)Managed: *Thumbs up*
LordSparkles is Connected
BAMFAlcoholic: Hahaha X'DCoffeeAddict: Oh my god that is brilliant X'D *wipes away tears*Mischief(Not)Managed: 0.0 Oh shit
Mischief(Not)Managed is Disconnected
LordSparkles: LOKI WAT HAS THOU DONE WITH STORMBREAKER?! LordSparkles: ... Lord Sparkles: Bugger, he's left already hasn't he? -.-CoffeeAddict: Afraid so Point BreakLordSparkles: Would any of seen it? LordSparkles: Or know someone who might know where it is?WonderWoman: One-moment brb
WonderWoman has added Hercules
Hercules: Hey guys, Tony. What did you want Diana?CoffeeAddict: ... CoffeeAddict: Why do I feel attacked right now by that?WonderWoman: Have you seen StormBreaker by any chance?Hercules: What's it look like?CoffeeAddict: Big, half hammer, half axe, long wooden handleMischief(Not)Managed: Eloquent as ever AnthonyCoffeeAddict: 0.0 I thought you left?Mischief(Not)Managed: I didBAMFAlcoholic: So why didn't it show you connecting back in?Mischief(Not)Managed: *Smirks*Hercules: o.0 Anyway, yeah I tripped over on way to meet AresWonderWoman: It's in OLYMPUS?! o.0Hercules: Yeah. Please come and get before Ares finds it and uses it start world war III Hercules: Gotta of Percy and his pegasus are about to crash
Hercules is Disconnected
WonderWoman: *Smirks* Now this I've got to see
WonderWoman is Disconnected
Mischief(Not)Managed: You'd think a demigod would know how to actually ride their steed if they been riding as long as heCoffeeAddict: I hate magic -.-GoddessofDeath: o.0BAMFAlcoholic: You do realise you and your entire family are basically mythical beings that use magic right?CoffeeAddict: Shud up -.-
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This story is picked by LadyC so if you want more go read it HERE if you want more of the group chats craziness.