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JTK > hey, you busy?LHM > I'm in class. Aren't you?JTK > yeah, but i'm bored. i know all this shit.LHM > pay attraction, maybe you'll learn something your giant head hasn't heard before.JTK > huh?LHM > Attention. Pay attention. what the fuck is wrong with my comm?JTK > autocorrect, duckJTK > dudeJTK > seeLHM > it's the 23rd century, you'd think they would have fixed that prostateJTK > nothing wrong with my prostate. nothing at all.JTK > come and check it if you want.LHM > I'll tkae your word for itLHM > sorry, lettuces typo.LHM > legitimate typoLHM > Fuck you too, communicator. piece of overdesigned anti-ergonomic crapJTK > technology 234619, lhm 0JTK > leonardLHM > What.JTK > i love you truly, madly, deeply, just wanted you to knowLHM > I bet your warp theory professor doesn't.JTK > btw 'i love you' meant do yuo want to get sexual or pizza tonight?LHM > uhJTK > ...sexual? i typed 'sushi'.JTK > bones, i didn't mean itJTK > sushiJTK > you like sushi!JTK > bonobo, come on*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > i meant 'bones'. if you do want to get sexual, though*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > idk that wouldn't be a problem*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > whatever you want*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > BONESLHM > Jim, for the last time, stop cumming!!!JTK > NEVERLHM > commingLHM > STOP COMMING ME. fuck.JTK > very freudian, btw. i'm liking it. saving that one.LHM > shut up.JTK > cumming over tonight to study physics? /eyebrows/JTK > we could go over the attraction between bodies iykwimLHM > Why are you somehow MORE immature in messages than in real life?JTK > i'm the same. irl my hot body and huge head distract from my personality, so you dont' noticeJTK > you never answered my question*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*LHM > We've got a substitute in interspecies introductions today. He's about a creature oldLHM > century old and he doesn't realize his voice isn't reaching the whole back half of the class. can't hear a damn thing.JTK > lame.LHM > so bonerLHM > bonerLHM > bored.JTK > i'm boner, tooLHM > ...LHM > Bored, you mean.JTK > no. boner. seriously.LHM > dammit, JimJTK > i can't help it i'm so virileLHM > there's a mastication for that.LHM > medicationJTK > oh my fuckJTK > a few different lettersJTK > that was ALMOST the best leonard p. mccoy autocorrect of all timeJTK > (the p is for prude)LHM > I'm going now.JTK > so i was thinking over some things todayLHM > yeahJTK > and i was wonderingJTK > can i start calling you 'boner' instead of 'bones' now?JTK > bones?*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > stop tickling your comm off and not letting messages through!!!*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > TURNING.*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > STILL THINKING ABOUT YOUR COCK I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > YOUR FAULT*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*JTK > YOU STUPID HOTASS DOCTOR, YOU'RE RUINING MY LIFE*message not received, recipient disconnected from network*Starfleet Home Communications Network Admin 02291 > You could just tell him, you wimp.JTK > you shouldn’t spy on private ramekinsJTK > rantingsStarfleet Home Communications Network Admin 02291 > It's our job. It's for your own safety.JTK > can't you fix the autocorrect thing, though?Starfleet Home Communications Network Admin 02291 > It brings us too much enjoyment.JTK > yeah, guess it wouldJTK > james t. kirk reporting live from the wilds of alaskaJTK > so fucking cockJTK > fucking COLDLHM > would have believed either, to be honestJTK > i'm alone in the wilderness on a survival expedition. but i'm glad you have so much faith in my penisLHM > I thought you weren't diode to use your comm except in emergenciesLHM > diodeLHM > diodeLHM > supposed. How the hell did it get 'diode' out of 'supposed'JTK > you're a doctor, not an electrical engineer.JTK > just wanted to check in and make sure you were behaving yourself in my abscessLHM > I'll assume that was meant to be 'absence'.JTK > yeahJTK > i find myself strangely lonely without the constant stream of cranky bitching and admonishment.LHM > lickingLHM > likewiseJTK > don't get my hopes up, manLHM > Except replace 'cranky bitching' with 'immature perversity'JTK > anyway. are you at home?LHM > yeah?JTK > then i'll see you in about fifteen minutes. i'm bringing curryJTK > and myselfLHM > Jim, you're in AlaskaJTK > i was kidding. i already completed all the challenge objectives.LHM > you were supposed to be gone for three weeks. it’s been eleven days.JTK > 'accidentally' left all my supplies behind on the transport, so they let me get out early. i think i impressed them with my survival skillzJTK > so skilled i gets a zLHM > you little organ grinder.LHM > Overachiever. what the fuck.JTK > you're so proud of meLHM > a little bit.JTK > that means a lot.JTK > bringing you curry, myself and also a hug jsykLHM > Most people don’t announce displays of physical affection before they happenJTK > wait ‘til we have sex, i’ll let you know beforehand in sky writingLHM > sky writing is illegal.JTK > i notice you're not saying no to the sexLHM > Jim, your boxers are in my room, come and get them NOW.LHM > htey’re on my desk chair.LHM > how did you manage to leave your underwear behind??JTK > oh, i was wonderingJTK > i thought my balls just felt weird because i was hungoverLHM > Is that a common symphony of a hangover fo ryou?JTK > it's not so much music as hammers pounding on my brainLHM > symptom, I meantJTK > are you sure they're even my boxers? idk if i put any on yesterday and i don't remember taking them off and then putting my pants back on without them. that's uncharacteristicLHM > well, they're not mine. I wear size 6. you wear size 8 because your ass doesn't fit into size 6. And these are size 8.JTK > i was unaware you were so well-versed on the particular dimensions of my posteriorJTK > what if they're somebody else's, you could have a parachute i don't know about.LHM > what?JTK > a paramourLHM > Between class, assignments, clinics, labs, volunteering, TAing, and having to answer your comms every 5 seconds, I don't have the time or energy for a paramour.LHM > how do you even know that word.JTK > idkLHM > nobody says that anymore.LHM > not even in Georgia.JTK > i just wanked into a treeJTK > bonesJTK > gonna let you decide whether that was an autocorrect or not.LHM > Why do I even know you.LHM > jesusLHM > I’m at the clinic, just come over.JTK > thanksJTK > you’re my fartingJTK > favorite