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You know how in Despicable Me 2 there's an army of purple minions?And how Dara O'Briain retweeted a picture of Gru, a yellow minion and a purple minion with a caption something like "Quite satisfied with the new @DaraOBriain, @MrAndyParsons and @TheMiltonJones dolls"?IMAGINE AN ARMY OF MILTONS.JUST IMAGINE.NOW YOU KNOW WHY THEY'RE ALL DYSFUNCTIONAL.