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I LOVE YOU, BROTHER!
BRITTA BRITTA BRITTA, is this the link or the line?
Once upon a time, in a far far away land in Norway, there were two brothers: Vegard and Bård. Together, they became a force of nature then went on to be dynamites. They ran concert after concert all over the land and were starting to bring their talents overseas. The life of a celebrity was no bed of roses. On stage, they shone brighter than the sun. Backstage, they worked until they almost lost their sanity. The story began in a morning, before a big show. They had been rehearsing for 3 hours straight ......Vegard: Ok! I'll go get some energy drink!Bård: That would be great! Can you do it right now?Vegard: Really? How about I just kick your lazy bum?Bård: Look, I have a sprained ankle here. Does anyone want to see it?Vegard: Great! What are we going to do tonight now?Bård: Eh, eh...Brother!... I broke the magic knife yesterday and I forgot to tell you.Vegard: What?Bård: Don't scream at me!Vegard: Silly! You know me. I'll never do anything like that.Bård: You will forgive me for anything, right?Vegard: Of course. You don't have to ask me.Bård: I'm just scared that one day you may want to become a rock star on your own. Do you have that in mind?Vegard: What a horrible thing to say. Don't ever say anything like that again.Bård: I love you, brother! Oi oi oi, now I'm stuck and can't write anymore. In Ylvis style, let's just read the conversation backward.Bård: I love you, brother!Vegard: What a horrible thing to say. Don't ever say anything like that again........ :))))) THE END