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Shrek was a nice guy; all the girls wanted to date him. However, there was only one girl he had his eyes on. That was Fiona. Fiona didn't talk much; she kept to herself in most situations. Shrek admired her from afar because he didn't know how to approach her. Fiona liked to read. She never took her eyes off the books. Shrek hated her for always reading. Fiona was a freshman in college who showed little interest in men. When asked about it, she said she didn't want to put a label on anything. Fiona was best friends with the new exchange student Mikasa Ackerman. Mikasa was friendly and got along with everybody. Fiona and Mikasa spent every single day together. Until Shrek approached them, he wore tight skinny jeans like a true bad boy and a tight muscle shirt that allured all the girls. Fiona and Mikasa sat by a small tree near the college when Shrek approached. He walked slowly, fixing his hair with a small comb. When he reached them, he put his hands on his hips—blocking Mikasa and Fiona from the sun. Mikasa groaned; Shrek was blocking the sun!!"Hey, girls. I'm Shrek. People call me Shrexy, though. You guys look new here." Mikasa didn't even take one look at Shrek. She packed her stuff quietly. "I'm going to go now. Eren is calling." Mikasa got up and walked away. Fiona could only roll her eyes at the sight of her best friend leaving to the likes of Shrek. Shrek grinned, turning to Fiona once more. "So...you seem like a nice ogre. Want to go to the beach together or something." Fiona laughed quietly. "Um, I don't like the beach."Shrek was frustrated. He thought that she would like the beach like an average person. I mean, who doesn't enjoy the beach. Fiona was annoying and confusing. He rolled his eyes at her. "You don't like anything but reading that book!" Shrek leaned down and grabbed Fiona's book throwing it halfway across the campus. Fiona screamed. "Shrexy, stop! This isn't you!" Shrexy didn't care. He fixed his hair, applying slight gel before taking a deep breath. Fiona studied her surroundings, looking for Mikasa or even Annie. No one was there for her. Not even her best friends. Here she was getting confronted by the school's biggest bad boy, and none of her friends were there. "HEY, SHREXY, GET AWAY FROM HER." Shrek turned around slowly, and his mouth dropped to the floor. It was the new girl. Shrek balled up his fists. But y/n did before him and punched him halfway across the school. Shrek screamed and ran away. "You're crazy!" he screamed. Y/n didn't care. She rolled her eyes and walked to Fiona. "You okay?"
Fiona blushed. "Yeah, I'm fine. Thanks. Shrek is kinda crazy." Y/n smiled softly. "What book are you reading?" "Oh, it's called 'Hate is Love' it's about lovers who hate each other, but they love each other." Fiona glanced y/n outfit. She wore doc martens and had rings on her fingers, with baggy pants and a tote bag. "That book sounds pretty stupid." y/n laughed, helping Fiona. Fiona blushed. "Yeah, that's like the point." "Do you and Shrek have a history or something? Is that why you yelled at him. I mean, I know he's been with many girls." Fiona ventured into unknown territory; she didn't even know this girl. "Fiona, I don't like men." y/n answered. Fiona's eyes widened.
As Fiona walked back home. Shrek approached her again. "is your crazy friend here?" He asked. Fiona shook her head. "No, y/n isn't here."
Shrek sighed with relief. "I was hoping we could start over." He prompted. "Y/n is my girlfriend." With those words, y/n jumped from the tree above them and killed Shrek. Fiona smiled. It was the end of his wrong boy era. y/n smiled, and Fiona and she walked to the city where they had ice cream. Without the likes of Shrek. Mikasa spotted them and waved. "Hey, guys, want to have ice cream with Eren and me?" Fiona and y/n looked at each other with grins on their faces. "Yes, we would love that." Mikasa raised an eyebrow. "Wait, are you guys together? what happened to Shrek?" Fiona looked over at y/n, who sighed loudly. "Shrek is taken care of."