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Made by Javier, Joey, Me've, Miki, Deatg, Jollizoom, Lexii & Chris. TW: BadDaisy: “Hmm. I sure do wonder what Bupdad’s doing on this fine day.” - The Mario Party Woman (MPW for short) asked herself.Daisy: “Oh! I have a brilliant idea! I’m going to go visit him!” - She said as she was getting ready to go out (She has his address).As she started to put her clothes on, she said "damn it kinda cool today, I sure hope all of my clothes aren’t in the dishwasher!". Alas, they were in the dishwasher. As usual.The dishwasher simply stared at her with hunger for lust.Suddenly, Stephana—her roommate—walks in with a wig on and approaches The Mario Party Woman. Confused, she asks "Why are you looking at the dishwasher like that?".Daisy: "I was thinking about Bupdad and his throbbing, hot cock." She confidently replies.Stephana: "Yeah, I can't blame you. And I should know from first-hand experience *winks*" Stephana says. “Anyway, I was thinking about visiting Daniel, what do you think? Do you want to come?”.Daisy: "Yeah I'll come alright, I was thinking the same actually!" - She excitedly replied.So the two leave their flat with their everlasting horny aspirations and go to the train station to visit Daniel, despite the thick fog. But on their way there, they encounter Sam, Daniel’s serial stoner cousin, with Matiri behind him.The train is enveloped in a thick Fog, and from the shadows steps Sam with a jacket and some nondescript shades on.Stephana: “Hey, isn’t that Bupdad’s stoner cousin?”.Daisy: “I think so, but he looks way worse than the last time I saw him” - She worryingly says.Stephana: “You know, I used to be his teacher until he started being a 24/7 stoner. He smelled like shit though so I’m glad he left #RipBozo”Sam: "Wanna try some weed?" - He says with a fag in one hand and Daisy’s ass in the other.Both the girls are firm with their refusal.Sam: "You kinda missing out though"Matiri: (From the fog) “You really are, don’t you want to have fun, you only live once after all, you know?” - He says as he takes a big drag and tries to touch Stephana down there, only to feel a bulge.Stephana: ?!Matiri: (Running away) "Ah fuck I'm getting outta here I ain't here for no cock, Sam we gotta go."Daisy: “Hey!”Sam: “Are you sure? Okay I guess if you say so” - Says Sam, running after Matiri in the fog.Daisy: “Oh my gosh! Are you okay?”Stephana: “Yeah, god damn street thugs, let’s just go”After a long and awkward train journey next to a couple having raw hardcore sex without condoms and a lot of BDSM and 2g1c on the train, they finally reach their destination, but as they step off the train, they're stopped by an older man, wearing what is amounting to old rags, and he seems to have some sort of cd with an unrecognised signature on itRogier: (Interrupting) "’Scuse me, wouldn't you be interested in my stand-up comedy DVD from my 2017 tour? Normally it’d be 3:50€, but for you two precious bodies I'll do 2€"Daisy: (Mockingly) "Wait, aren't you Rogier Kahlmann aka Penisguy, who got owned by Daniel on Twitter?"Rogier: (Angry) “YOU KNOW THAT BASTARD??”Stephana: "Yep we were just about to go see him."Rogier: (About to burst into tears) “That man ruined my career, I became one big joke, I used to tell jokes; now I am a joke. After that, my career washed away, my wife left me, I got sent literal shit to my mail, lost my home, and now I barely get by just selling these old DVDs. He's taken everything from me, I want to end it all, I almost did twice but people saved me, I want to die so please either buy these DVDs or finish me, I don't want to live anymore. I beg of you.".Rogier starts crying, swearing vengeance on Daniel.They and some people around throw a couple of coins at him and then leave.Rogier: After picking up the coins, he stares at them for a bit, silent. “I’m going to get that kanker.”He starts following them to Daniel’s home blinded by rage and tears, and while Daisy and Stephana are walking down the station, they suddenly hear a loud crash, but don't look back, almost knowing what just transpired behind them.Having finally made it to the street where Daniel lives, they stop at a local HEMA and decide to grab some refreshing beverages, but as they made their way in, they got stopped by a rapper making a music videoStephana: "Wait, is that Dr B. Igmoney???"They both nearly faint with excitement.Dr B. Igmoney: (leaving the HEMA) "Ik heb 0 bitches." - He quickly leaves and his noisy entourage follows.After grabbing some drinks, they finally make their way to Bupdad’s home and knock on the door.Stephana/Daisy: “Heyyyyyyyy”.Bupdad’s Brother: (Opening the door) “Hey ? Who are you?” (At Daniel) “There’s 2 very odd looking women with very revealing clothes at the door, do you know who they are?”.Daniel: “Ah, of course, let them in”.Daisy and Stephana enter Bupdad’s home.
Daniel: (confused) “So uh, about your outfits, what about them”.Daisy: “We want to have sex”.Stephana: “Raw, unprotected, hardcore sex”.Daniel: “I see, let’s get Maiú then” (Calling Maiú) “Hey, you wanna come over for a bit? No you do not have an option. Come. Now”.Daniel: “So you wanna play Mario Party in the meantime?”.After this, Daniel and Daisy teamed up in Super Mario Party against Bupdad’s Brother and Stephana, and to absolutely nobody’s surprise, it was a massacre, 11-2, again, everybody was crying. But Stephana was so angry that she wouldn’t just let this one slideStephana: “Aw hell nah you ain’t getting away with this” - And so she went over to Bupdad, pulled down his pants and underwear, and started violently sucking his throbbing hard toad cock from that match of Super Mario Party.Daniel: “Aw hell naAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH” (pain).Bupdad’s Brother leaves the house while Leonore furiously masturbates in the background.After 30 minutes of lots of moaning and cum, there's a knock at Daniel's door Daniel: “Who's there?”Maiú: “Its me your best pal Ma-”Daniel: “Go away Maiú, literally no one invited you, why are you here?”Stephana: “Who is he? Babe I’m still horny!”Leonore: “Me too I loved pegging you babe please!”Daniel: “Gayest man alive, has sucked every dick in a 5 kilometre radius, even yours, probably.”Maiú: “Fuck you I only like femboys, AND YOU LITERALLY INVITED ME, I just thought we could play some games on the Switch!”Daniel: “Not when I got other people over, but fine I'll humour you this once, whatchu got?”Maiú: “Kirby Star Allies!”Daniel does a spit take (still bits of Stephana's cum in his mouth). Daniel: “I swear to fucking Celeste if you don't get that game out of my house I'll make you eat pussy!”Maiú: (With the fear of death in his eyes) “Ah fuck no, I'll throw it in the trash right now!”Maiú enters the room, Daniel instructs him to lock the door.Daniel: “Get your gay ass over and we'll play some uh (has a mind blank) some Game 'n Wario, yeah that's the one."Leonore: “Oh babe are we gonna beat them at this game as well?” Daniel: “You said it girl” (winks at her)Leonore: “Wouldn't it be funnier if there was a forfeit for the loser?”Maiú: “I don't like where this is going…”Stephana: “Let’s make this fun, whoever loses gets inflated”Leonore: “AND we’re going to tie you in, BDSM style while you’re playing to make this more of a challenge!”Stephana: “Why don’t we suck their dicks too, that way, they can repay us for interrupting our sex session!”Leonore: “Fantastic idea honey.”Maiú: “Oh No NO NOOOOOOOOOO THAT IS NOT HAPPENING!”Daniel: “Oh but it is sweetie, in fact, you’re already tied in!” Maiú: (Asphyxiating) “ᵢ 𝒸ₐₙ ᵦₐᵣₑₗᵧ 𝒻ᵤ𝒸ₖᵢₙ𝓰 ᵦᵣₑₐₜₕe”
Daniel then proceeded to get absolutely destroyed in 3 separate games consisting of 11 microgames each. Maiú didn’t win a single one, resulting in a 3-0 from Bupdad.Maiú: “Wₕₐₜ ₜₕₑ FᵤCₖ ₜₕᵢₛ ᵢₛ ᵣᵢGGₑD Yₒᵤ WₕOᵣₑₛ”Stephana: “Haha what a bitch. Leonore, grab the balloon pump.”Leonore: “With pleasure <3”Leonore gets up and grabs the pump from under Daniel's bed, she takes a sniff "Hey I can still smell my ass from the last time" she thinks.Stephana: “Open up that chocolate starfish of yours Maiú”Maiú: “Gₑₜ ₐ𝓌ₐᵧ 𝒻ᵣₒₘ ₘₑ! ᵣₐₚₑ RₐPE ₐᴬₐAAᴬₐA”Daniel: "haha closet"Stephana pulls down Maiú's pants, getting the tube nice and tight into his assStephana: "Alright Leonore, you know what to do, it’s pumping time."Leonore already getting nice and hot from the pumping of MaiúLeonore: "Oh I can already feel myself dripping~"Maiú's stomach is getting bigger and bigger and his face is growing more blue by the minute.Maiú: "Oh my fucking god I can't breathe, help untie me you stupid bitch, I'll even eat your ass if you stop this!"Daniel laughed at the suggestion, knowing how desperate Maiú must have been to offer that up as an alternative.Daniel: "Hahaha my god that was funny. You're doing great ladies keep it up, it's his fault for showing up during our sexy sex time."And then a loud bang was heard, the force from the bang was great enough that Maiú fell from his chair despite being tied up.Stephana: "His muscles must've ruptured during the inflation. I've never seen that happen before."Leonore: "Oh my fucking god, *checks his pulse* he's dead…"Daniel: "Well shit, what we gonna do now?"Stephana: "We can worry about it in the morning, I'm feeling really hungry all of a sudden."Leonore: "Yeah me as well, kinda want a burrito, oh maybe some sushi as well."Stephana: "Daniel get me pizza please <3"Daniel: "Yeah I guess I could go for something."So Daniel orders up a dozen pizzas, many burritos and countless pots of sushi, they arrive surprisingly quick much to everyone's amazement.Jesus Christ help megodThe gang enjoys their food, each with extremely bloated bellies, Daniel succumbs to his food coma while the ladies are still awake, full of energy even after all that happened The girls start feeding each other the remainders of the food despite already eating like 8 pizzas between them Leonore: *moans* fuuuuuuck that food was good but I'm so fucking bloated. I'm kinda horny again. (Sensually) Hey, wanna make out?Stephana: Sure. *burps loudly*Stephana: Oh my god you're so fucking hot with your little pot belly and your fat ass, lemme eat your fat ass, please, I beg of you.Leonore: Are you sure? I'm not sure how clean it is.Stephana: That's of no concern to me. *pulls down Leonore's pants* And prepare yourself.Leonore: Uhhhhhghh that's so fucking good, keep working your disgusting little tongue in there, lick my asshole clean bitch, oh yeah. Ya fuckin toilet.
After centuries of unprotected sex, Stephana and Leonore decide to go to dominowos in the carStephana: I love dominowos soooooo muchLeonore: mmm doesn’t it give you diarrhoea?Stephana: Of course! Leonore: I can’t wait to clean that up later UwU Stephana and Leonore arrived at the dominowos + walmart parking lot. Stephana (who is driving) leans in for a kiss. Oliver: AAAHHAHHAHHHAHUUUAHHAHHAHAHAAAAA Stephana (who was not looking while driving) had just ran over Oliver. Oliver was screaming in a mix of pain and pleasure. Oliver: (In his mind) I was juwst taking pics of these beauwtifuww tiwes when they decided to wuwn me ovew!!! OwO I didn’t want this to happen so soon… buwt it feews sooooooo goooood Stephana: wow did you hear the bones crunching when we ran Oliver over? Leonore: Mmmmm yeahh it was so hot Stephana rolls down the window then uses her psychic powers to find the name of the adorable green fox Stephana: Oliver, want us to run you over a few more times? Oliver: (In his mind) How the fuwck does she know my name? UwU how was she so pewfectwy abwe to wead my mind on exactwy what i wanted? UwU Oliver: Pwease do! OwO Stephana proceeds to run over Oliver 69 times. During this time, Oliver was flipping between screaming in agony and begging for more. After all the screaming and begging stopped, Stephana drove into the dominowos drive through and started talking into the drive through box DominOwOs employee: Thank u fow owdewing fwom dominowos, who’s this Stephana: Stephana DominOwOs employee: mmmmm what can I get you tonight Stephana Stephana: Can I get a cheezy crust pizza?
DominOwOs employee: ooooo cheeezy cwuwst mmmm i wove when it mewts and gets aww sticky and gooey It was at this point that Stephana realised that it had been so long since Leonore had talked that he ceased to exist while we weren’t looking Stephana looked at everyone outside and realised her reality had been replaced She was a human in a world of anthropomorphic animals Stephana: oh no DominOwOs employee: UwU what’s wwrong? Stephana: Nothing, I was just wondering if you’re into bondage? DominOwOs employee: oooo why didn’t u say so befowe, come wight uwp to the fiwst window Stephana knew it was time. It had finally come and she would slay them all Stephana reached into the back seak and grabbed a grenade ball gag, then drove up to the drive through window and started talking in a seductive voice  Stephana: come closer hottie ;) DominOwOs employee: Owo what awe u gonna do? UwU the employee leans out the window, just within reach of Stephana’s Astoundingly attractive arms Stephana then puts the grenade ball gag into the the employee’s mouth and secures the strap behind his head Stephana: I’ll talk to you later Stephana then pulls the pin and drives into the parking lot. The thought of the inevitable explosion made her so horny she violently squirted from per pussy
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the explosion came suddenly Stephana saw a find mist of blood and thought she had her first confirmed kill but then something astonishing happened that Stephana could not believe  Stephana: No, it can’t be….. —- 3 years ago—-- the dominOwOs employee formerly known as Rick Sanchez had had enough of this world Rick: come here morty you little SHIT Morty: aaa a a I’m sorry Rick  Rick: morty we gotta turn the whole world into furries Morty: Aw Jeez Rick you know Beth doesn’t want you to do that Rick: Yeah you don’t understand you stupid little shit. Me and beth decided we wanted to hunt each other down in a world of anthropomorphic animals  Morty: Yeah and I bet you’re doing that because you want to get in on all the weird furry kink stuff Rick: Shut up Morty Rick hits the button and instantly everyone is replaced with anthropomorphic animals except Beth —- Back to present time —- Stephana (who’s real name was Beth) knew she had finally found Rick Rick: Hahaha! you finally found me! Beth: and it only took me 3 years… You know, in that time, I’ve had a lot of fun kinky sex, but I think I want to be with you now Rick: I was gonna say the same thing Morty: Wow, thanks for telling me that, man…Rick: Come closer, Morty Morty: (Blushing) H-Huh?! Rick: Come here, you… And, as both of them came closer and closer to each other, the world started rumbling. It knew that something terrible was about to happen. And so, the rapture began.  Rick: Huh?! MORTY! WE HAVE TO GET OUT OF HE— As Rick was finishing his sentence, lightning struck them apart, leaving a massive hole that exposed the core of the Earth between them. Morty: RICK?! ARE YOU— But they couldn’t hear each other any more, the chant of the angels at the end of time was far too loud now, and their eardrums exploded. The world was ending.Nobody could even stand up any more. The earthquakes were splitting the Earth apart. Volcanos were erupting. Soon, nothing would be left. Then, the purge started. Flames started consuming whatever was left of this world. This, unholy, sinful, world. Screams would’ve been heard from outside the atmosphere, if anybody could even still hear. Everybody was dead. Not a single soul survived. Everyone had sinned, and then been purged. Had it been worth it? Had this world been in vain? Nobody truly knows. What is known, though, is that there sure as hell won’t be a next. The end.

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