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big titty goth bfs
goth the younger: being a father is so complicatedclown the cadet: ^emo the older: i hate you both so muchclown the cadet: no you don't.goth the younger: you’re just hating because you don’t know the epic highs and lows of being a parent emo the older: …emo the older: anywayemo the older: can someone cover my shift for me tomorrow?goth the younger: noclown the cadet: dependsclown the cadet: what do we get in exchange?emo the older: my gratitude, i guessclown the cadet: ohclown the cadet: it’s a no from me too thengoth the younger: just ask Meloneclown the cadet: ^emo the older: … i’d rather notclown the cadet: why? do you not like my son :(clown the cadet: or unlessgoth the younger: JOTAROgoth the younger: ARE YOU STILL SCARED OF HIMemo the older: I’M NOT SCARED OF MELONEemo the older: he just makes me uncomfortable…goth the younger: HE ACTUALLY SCARES YOUclown the cadet: imagine being a 6'5 man and being scared of a PURPLE HAIRED TWINKclown the cadet: now that's just sad.clown the cadet: REALLY SAD. emo the older: ...emo the older: risotto didn't you have sex at ikea?goth the younger: WHAT.goth the younger: @clown the cadet ???????clown the cadet: um... this obviously isn't true.clown the cadet: but still, Jotaro, my dear friend, may i ask who started this horrendous rumor?emo the older: Kira told Dio, who told my entire family.goth the younger: he works at ikea with Pro, doesn't he??????goth the younger: RISOTTOgoth the younger: THAT'S STARTING TO LOOK VERY SUSPICIOUSclown the cadet: uhhhhhclown the cadet: i'm having a hard time defending myself right now.emo the older: SO IT IS TRUE.goth the younger: @clown the cadet apology video with tears rnclown the cadet: i'm sorry :(clown the cadet: i thought nobody saw us...emo the older: now that's just gross man.
emo the older changed clown the cadet's name to whore the cadet
whore the cadet: :(goth the younger: you deserve it.